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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame mornings. Hello. Hey, it's a

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Speaker 1: great day here at Costco. Was looking for Danielle. Is

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Speaker 1: she Hey Danielle, how are you doing? My name is

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Speaker 1: Pete Eakins. I'm calling from the Costco returns department. Oh yeah, hello, Hi.

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Speaker 1: How's it going good? Now? Are you not too bad? Hey?

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Speaker 1: You returned a television set to us two weeks ago?

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Speaker 1: Is that correct? Yes? Yeah, So I'm calling about that

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Speaker 1: return till let you know, we went ahead and return

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Speaker 1: the item and also found what was in the item,

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Speaker 1: and that's why I'm calling. I don't know what you're

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Speaker 1: talking about, Okay, I think you do, and I understand

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Speaker 1: why you wouldn't say it out loud over the phone

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Speaker 1: right now. So if you'd like to speaking code, we

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Speaker 1: can do that speaking code. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: It I returned to television. I'm talking about the TV.

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Speaker 1: You returned the kilowatts and the kilograms were broken? Do

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Speaker 1: obviously the code? Huh wait the TV itself was broken? No, woman, Okay, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to get you your drugs back. What what drugs?

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Speaker 1: I have no idea what you're talking about. Just say it.

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Speaker 1: The key lows of whatever that powder is that we

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Speaker 1: found in the TV. I'm sorry, that's loud. People heard me.

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Speaker 1: We found those, you know, four bags of some kind

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Speaker 1: of powdery substance in the TV, which I know is

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Speaker 1: you worse, but that is not mine. That is not mine. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. I don't do any

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Speaker 1: of that stuff. I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: You're correct, I didn't find any in there. I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to see how much you want to um if

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Speaker 1: you want to give me any cash to get you

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Speaker 1: your TV back, if you know what I mean. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. Okay. If you

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Speaker 1: don't give me any cash to get your TV back,

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Speaker 1: I am going to call the police. You're telling me

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Speaker 1: that if I don't give you money, you're going to

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Speaker 1: call the cops because there's drugs in the back of

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Speaker 1: the television that I returned your TV, and I yep,

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Speaker 1: I found the problem that was inside the TV and

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Speaker 1: went ahead and put that in the back of my

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Speaker 1: car and would gladly return the problem if you give

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Speaker 1: me money. If not, then I'm going to have to

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Speaker 1: call the popo. And I bet there's a low gosh,

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Speaker 1: I bet for this much stuff. That's a long time

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Speaker 1: in the big house. Oh my god, No, I have children.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how else to tell you that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they'll probably miss you if you're all locked up, because

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Speaker 1: mom forgot that she put her stay ash in the

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Speaker 1: back of the TV. I really hate doing this kind

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Speaker 1: of you know, blackmail, strong arm tactics, but sometimes you

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Speaker 1: gotta do it to make a little extra dollar. So

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Speaker 1: seventeen grand, Oh, you don't have to do that. Seventeen grand? What? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I went ahead and googled street value of things and

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Speaker 1: it looks like one of these is about seventeen grand

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Speaker 1: on the streets, and you got three of them in

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Speaker 1: the TV. So I'll take I'll take money for just

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Speaker 1: one and you can get it back, says seventeen thousand dollars,

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Speaker 1: or I call the cops. That was fun. Go ahead

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Speaker 1: and call the cops. Okay, I don't have seventeen thousand dollars,

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Speaker 1: and even if I did, I wouldn't give it to you.

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Speaker 1: You're going to be very very sorry that you mett

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Speaker 1: with me. Oh would you say? I said, if you

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Speaker 1: call the cops, you were going to regret it? Oh boy, Okay,

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Speaker 1: this was a mistake. I forgot. You're probably an international

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Speaker 1: drug kingpin. Listen, I am not in the cartel. I

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Speaker 1: returned to television to costco. What are you talking about? Oh,

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Speaker 1: you know what, I got the wrong cartel person on

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Speaker 1: the phone. I'm sorry about that. This is just a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. Just let you know that a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call. Yeah, hey, this is actually Jewel from The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you. Your husband's

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Speaker 1: hobby set you up. Oh my god, I thought for

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Speaker 1: a second someone actually did put drugs on my TV. No,

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Speaker 1: there were no drugs in the back of the TVU return.

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Speaker 1: But I will take seventeen thousand dollars if you have it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you would wake up every morning with jubil

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Speaker 1: phone pranks. We say mornings on the twenties.