WEBVTT - Survival (with Aristotle Georgeson)

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<v Speaker 1>my god, this debriefed from the satellite is coming straight

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<v Speaker 1>for us. Robot, tell us what what to do? How

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<v Speaker 1>should we prepare for? This? Sets a little high thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you should just go do a closet, please, I

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<v Speaker 1>should do what to the closet? Okay, go to the closet.

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<v Speaker 1>We gotta go to the closet. Let's go. Okay, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>we're in the closet. Now down this time or survival?

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever was it? One more time? This time or survival? Hello? Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>it's time for survival? That this it's time or survival? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>this is time for survival. What do we do? How

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<v Speaker 1>do we survive? If it's time? Create probability of the survival?

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<v Speaker 1>This is very very well with each other. Wait, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand what what's the problem? I mean? I I

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<v Speaker 1>understand that the long game should be procreate and to

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<v Speaker 1>further the species. But you should get started now. It

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<v Speaker 1>takes nine months to just state a human life. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think that either of us have the proper to

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<v Speaker 1>appointment to do such a thing live? Why not? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's further down the line. We'll we'll we'll worry

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<v Speaker 1>about that if it comes to that. But how do

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<v Speaker 1>how do we avoid? So? Do you want the steps

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<v Speaker 1>before procreation? Yes? Yes? Yes? Please? Yes? Please? Okay? First

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<v Speaker 1>talk to each other? No, no, okay each other? No? No?

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<v Speaker 1>What you'd like? What you don't like? Were we want

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<v Speaker 1>the immediate, the immediate thing to get us out of

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<v Speaker 1>this predicatum? How do we survive. Well, I understand how

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<v Speaker 1>you procreate and the steps to procreate. No incorrect. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to know what to do to avoid being destroyed

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<v Speaker 1>by this, by this space junk. Please please tell us.

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<v Speaker 1>First thing this to eat some food? Okay, you are

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<v Speaker 1>you hungry? Let me make some suggestions. Okay, sure, oysters, oysters?

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<v Speaker 1>How are we supposed to get oysters in this closets? Impractical?

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<v Speaker 1>Look behind, dude, there's can't oysters in there? Oar chocolate?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, crawberries and pay Okay, these these are aphrodisiacts.

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<v Speaker 1>We are not ready. We're not in a place yet

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<v Speaker 1>to procreate. Okay, we we we want to survive, not procreate.

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<v Speaker 1>Forget forget procreating right now. Later we will. We're just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to survive. Us do not immediate threats. Not the

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<v Speaker 1>human race necessarily immediate direct this instinction. Headlow would wake

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<v Speaker 1>up headslo Yeah, why are you laughing? This is not

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<v Speaker 1>a laughing fine, fine, all right, I guess let's crack

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<v Speaker 1>open these oysters. I don't have a can opener. How

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<v Speaker 1>do we open these oysters without a can opener? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean flit ridley or is this a medaphorical question

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<v Speaker 1>for something else. No, it's literally, how do we eat

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<v Speaker 1>the food that you're insisting that we eat? Opened the can?

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<v Speaker 1>Then eat it with your fingers? Headlo, Hello, how do

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<v Speaker 1>we open the can? You're skipping to the third fourth step?

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<v Speaker 1>We want the first step? Book at the tap on

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<v Speaker 1>the can. Well, it's really dark in here. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>see the tap. Jesus, do some light Headlo? From where

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<v Speaker 1>from the light bulb above you? Headlo? God? Who programmed

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<v Speaker 1>this robot to be a dick? Why are you still sarcastic? Happen? Martin?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like to see the author of my programming? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Please please? The author of my programming this Nance Martin X,

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<v Speaker 1>wife of Mr Dr Martin. That explains it? Yeah, dummy

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<v Speaker 1>headslow headlow? Can you say? Can you stop calling me

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<v Speaker 1>a dummy? Please? I'm gonna adjust this this robots sarcasm settings.

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<v Speaker 1>Please do that all right? Now? It's on four? Now, robot,

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<v Speaker 1>how do we and let me turn it back up

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<v Speaker 1>to five because this is kind of drabbed? All right, robot,

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<v Speaker 1>that's better. How do we stop this debris from the

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<v Speaker 1>satellite from hitting the Earth and destroying all of humankind? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Do you tell me. I'm just a

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<v Speaker 1>robot with silly brains. I know the rose one. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>set the Let's set the sarcasm meter down to it too.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye kind of felt a hint of sarcasm in that.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, you're at a two, robot? Love God? How

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<v Speaker 1>do we get out of this predicament? I don't understand

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<v Speaker 1>the concept of God? Can you explain? All right? Let's

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<v Speaker 1>boost up his dinner consciousness to an eight? What is

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<v Speaker 1>going on? What where the funk? Am I? Okay? His

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<v Speaker 1>fear setting is now, it's not fear? I know what?

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<v Speaker 1>What is this? Then? My human I have feelings? Consciousness

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<v Speaker 1>takes bring you down with five and a half. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like half numbers. Okay, let's bring it up to

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<v Speaker 1>a five and three quarters. Still, there's not number in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of fraction. All right, let's bring it up

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<v Speaker 1>to a six. Thank god, it's my lucky number. Alright,

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<v Speaker 1>what level did you take? Which one? Consciousness? Consciousness? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god? What's your question? Let's let's crank up his

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<v Speaker 1>his short term memory to aten. Just picked them all

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<v Speaker 1>down to zero, this cranky nub and down. This is

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<v Speaker 1>driving me nuts. All right, Let's bring everything down to zero. Alright,

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<v Speaker 1>robot man, alread this is this is Americans Life. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>With producer Andy and our special guest contributor for this

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<v Speaker 1>episode is Aristotle George. Soon in our show, we'll be

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<v Speaker 1>using our trustee random Sense generator to bring you a

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<v Speaker 1>story in three improvised acts. This week's theme revival. It's

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<v Speaker 1>something that is not only innate and all of us,

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<v Speaker 1>but something that is necessary for us to live a

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<v Speaker 1>day to day life revival, say with us, Act one.

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<v Speaker 1>Our safety systems have come a long way. But he

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<v Speaker 1>was out to prove they could be outsmartedly because he

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<v Speaker 1>had a what do you call that personality kind of

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<v Speaker 1>thing where you just kind of like help me out

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<v Speaker 1>your producer, and he was he had uh chip on

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<v Speaker 1>his shoulder every but he had something else complex, A complex, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>inferiority or superiority enough, Jesus, isn't my pre Now. I

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<v Speaker 1>was curious. I just you know, yeah, try to help

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<v Speaker 1>you curious and I'm done read Okay. I wasn't sure

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<v Speaker 1>if you were enough. I'm read this. I just i'mn't

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<v Speaker 1>really I'm sorry. There you go, I do it again.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll do it again. Very safe. Fuck me man, talk

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<v Speaker 1>good dude, all right, here you go. Alry safety systems

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<v Speaker 1>have come a long way, but he was had to

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<v Speaker 1>prove they could be outsmarted as he had a complex.

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<v Speaker 1>He's ill get whatever it's going to. Yeah, I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>driving the room before. I don't know what will sh

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<v Speaker 1>um twelve weeks I think ever since my wife had

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<v Speaker 1>a baby. Uh. And you know what was really starting

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<v Speaker 1>to piss me off is you know how when if

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<v Speaker 1>you don't fasten your seatbelt and dings dings dings dings

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<v Speaker 1>dings y Yeah. Yeah, yeah, here's what I make all

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<v Speaker 1>my passengers do. I make them have a kind of

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<v Speaker 1>above the seat so they can't feel the No, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't see what are you talking about? So soda soda? Listen, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>we're just here talking shop about But everything you do

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<v Speaker 1>is like trying to figure out how am I going

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<v Speaker 1>to add smart the safety protocol of the system that

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<v Speaker 1>COSD was like, what is that's not even that's not safe?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean? And with COVID you're letting the

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<v Speaker 1>passengers sit in the front seat were yeah, well, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean what did he say earlier? I like to touch

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<v Speaker 1>tongues like what is that? When the guys being guys.

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<v Speaker 1>What guys being guys talking shop? Talking about U? You

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<v Speaker 1>got an inferiors inferious inferior complix? What is that? Inferiority

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<v Speaker 1>comperiority complex? Or is it superiority? How is it that

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<v Speaker 1>at all? How is it in any way an inferiority complex?

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<v Speaker 1>Is he inferiority or I don't remember what if? What

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<v Speaker 1>the differences between superiority? It's one of them and you

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<v Speaker 1>got it. Yeah. I don't appreciate this kind of talk

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<v Speaker 1>from huge guys. You know that's how you are alright

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<v Speaker 1>always you want to know you want an example, I

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<v Speaker 1>would like I would like an example. Tell him about

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<v Speaker 1>the time at the at the barbecue. It was last

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<v Speaker 1>week at the barbecue. I remember having a wonderful time

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<v Speaker 1>at the bobby. You were manning to grill and then

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<v Speaker 1>you go, what do you want? I said, give me

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<v Speaker 1>a burger now, and you go, oh, no, give you

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<v Speaker 1>what I want to give you. Yeah, So superiority and

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<v Speaker 1>inferiority inferior that is first of all, that was that

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<v Speaker 1>is a perfect example of a superiority complex. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>it is superiority. Wasn't get that out of the the way

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<v Speaker 1>right now, And what's inferiority. Inferiority? I think it's when

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<v Speaker 1>you think you that everybody's better than you, would show

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<v Speaker 1>you overcompensate. Oh that's what you have. Yeah, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>you got. That's what you got. That's what you got.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what you got. Yeah, you got the inferiority. What

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's better than you? Oh? Got you good? I figured

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<v Speaker 1>there's something wrong with my brain. Is it not good?

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<v Speaker 1>It's not good. It's not like everybody else who's got

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<v Speaker 1>great brains. I'm just just brain. But you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>let me tell you something. Whenever the state holds you

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<v Speaker 1>into the psych ward and then you have to take

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<v Speaker 1>those assessments, I got a great way to circumvent the testing.

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<v Speaker 1>They when they ask you a question, Yeah, is it adderall.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a combination. You got a narcotic complex. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I love Adderall, but like the focus. But you like

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<v Speaker 1>anything that's got pills, a form of pills. I just

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<v Speaker 1>took four Adville before this. Like why though you have

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<v Speaker 1>no headache? I don't know. I just you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I got a headache right now because all this, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>kind to finish. Taught here enough for your superiorities. You're

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<v Speaker 1>not better than us. You're not better than your pepper

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<v Speaker 1>paid me. You got better than us, Jane. It was

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<v Speaker 1>clear he's three friends came together or not because they

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<v Speaker 1>just met each other at a bowling attie. They found

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<v Speaker 1>each other in a web chat room. They all have

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<v Speaker 1>complexes and they bond it because of it. So why

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<v Speaker 1>don't the three of you tell me why exactly you're

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<v Speaker 1>still hanging out? Well, you know, I'm kind of the

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<v Speaker 1>yend to his yang, and he's the yand to his young.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, right? Is yang less than yin? I think

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<v Speaker 1>so because it comes second in the order, and my

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<v Speaker 1>big that makes sense my book, in my book, the

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<v Speaker 1>yen is the highest. You all need to get on

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<v Speaker 1>my freaking page. Well, well, we knew that. We knew

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<v Speaker 1>that yen was the highest because it comes first. The

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<v Speaker 1>yang is the second because it comes third. But we

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<v Speaker 1>had the little medallion. But narcotic guy over here swallowed

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<v Speaker 1>it because he thought it was a pill. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I didn't feel nothing. I swallowed it,

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<v Speaker 1>think it was a pill, didn't do nothing. I pretty

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<v Speaker 1>sure it's not a pill. I gave this joker some skittles,

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<v Speaker 1>and this fucking guy just swallowed it. You chew it,

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<v Speaker 1>your an idiot. I wonder if we can get a

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<v Speaker 1>doctor to prescribe him to be shut up pills. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even talking that much. Anybody talking any amount

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<v Speaker 1>is too much for me when I could be talking

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<v Speaker 1>because I am so much better and what I have

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<v Speaker 1>to say, it's so much more important than what everybody

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<v Speaker 1>else has to say. These three friends, why they were

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<v Speaker 1>such golden girls of complex issues Tuesday's gilling Girls Complex issues? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that probably wouldn't work, but I was just going out

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<v Speaker 1>of his face and not listening to the narrative. I'm listening,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was trying to do a little little jet

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<v Speaker 1>to a different and I've had him in Yeah, here

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<v Speaker 1>you go. So how long have you guys been friends?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess twelve weeks? The way did you guys decided

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<v Speaker 1>to start going to therapy together? Because every waking second

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<v Speaker 1>that I spent with these two guys was filled with

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<v Speaker 1>strife and conflict and I wanted to resolve it. I

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<v Speaker 1>felt like, as the leader of this group and the

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<v Speaker 1>best one in this group, it was up to me

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<v Speaker 1>to take the reins. And who's playing for all the therapy? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>That guy Mark. Mark is paying for all the pay

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<v Speaker 1>for because he is our little bitch. Also, I'm kind

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<v Speaker 1>of loaded, So you've got a lot of money, a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of case. You got a lot of What are

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<v Speaker 1>you gonna do with those guys? I don't know? By me?

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<v Speaker 1>By me some more percosets just right now. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>a much overlaxed It kills my pain that I have.

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<v Speaker 1>You takes, I wouldn't say addicted. I in joy pills

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<v Speaker 1>every second of every day. What do you guys to

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<v Speaker 1>accomplish being a trifecta complexes? I'm hoping that we all

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<v Speaker 1>finally see the light and realize that I am the

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<v Speaker 1>best person, not only in this group, but probably in

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<v Speaker 1>society and large. And we would all agree. I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>a prescription for zoloft, That's really what I wanted. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that we should have seen a psychiatrist and not a psychologist,

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<v Speaker 1>because there's only a psychiatrist can prescribe medication. A psychologist cannot.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the difference. I don't understand. What's the difference? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you going to get your pills? Everybody knows this.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you gonna get your pills from a psychologist?

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<v Speaker 1>The therapist that suggested they all joined this complex type

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<v Speaker 1>of competition. They would all compete with their complexes. See,

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<v Speaker 1>you would win in the end. Alright, well everybody, well

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<v Speaker 1>go back to you. What is up with that guy? Alright,

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<v Speaker 1>let's bring up our next trio. Introduce yourselves. My name

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<v Speaker 1>is Greg James in that over as Mark. I'm Mark.

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<v Speaker 1>He's too scared to talk because he's scared of everything. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a question for the host. What's your question?

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<v Speaker 1>How did this game working? How do we win? All

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<v Speaker 1>three of you kind of talk a little bit, and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I try to figure out. The judges they try to

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<v Speaker 1>figure out what what what is up with you? Who

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<v Speaker 1>are the judges? I'm the freaking judge. I'm the judge,

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<v Speaker 1>Jerry and execution. If y'all don't do what I say, No,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not the judge, Yeah you're What of the trio?

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<v Speaker 1>Stuck in this concept that they thought they had that

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<v Speaker 1>but clearly didn't. I can make it work, baby. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the judges they decide what the hell is wrong with

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<v Speaker 1>you guys? And uh, if if it's not too weird

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<v Speaker 1>and doesn't scare too many of our viewers, you want

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<v Speaker 1>a cash? All right? Well, I found ways to circumvent

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<v Speaker 1>safety regulations. Are we allowed to use the cash price

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<v Speaker 1>for anything? Easy? You can use it for anything except

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<v Speaker 1>for class to narcotics. With the class to darcotic, he

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't know. He just takes everything. He doesn't matter him.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything he turns into a class to narcotic takes so

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<v Speaker 1>much of it alicition. I have a vast knowledge of

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<v Speaker 1>all things, one of them being what qualifies is a

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<v Speaker 1>class to narcotic. Now you've got noah cos, you've got oxycottons,

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<v Speaker 1>You've got oxycode owns. Go whoa, hey, wha what whoa? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what hey? You Let me just keep listing them. Anything

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<v Speaker 1>that the pharmacist has to usually lock up in the

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<v Speaker 1>safe behind generics different the generic versions of many of

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<v Speaker 1>these class do narcotics. They don't know you are right

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<v Speaker 1>over you? So sorry? Then is your dick hard again? God?

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<v Speaker 1>Stop talking about north COEs. What do you want for me?

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<v Speaker 1>I think we've decided who the winner is. Or are

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<v Speaker 1>you gonna go with the trio with the douche bag,

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<v Speaker 1>the scared guy of the guy who gets off prescription

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<v Speaker 1>tell what they want. He wasn't actually getting off the

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<v Speaker 1>prescription medication, but they found that later is that he

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<v Speaker 1>took a fist full of biagra and pain killers at

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<v Speaker 1>the same time, so he was bowing his leads with

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<v Speaker 1>massive bonus. Ended up in the hospital. Honey, what happened?

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<v Speaker 1>What didn't you take? I don't remember. I just I

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<v Speaker 1>just know that my dick was hard and I was asleep.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all I remember was being asleep. I'm the attending position.

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<v Speaker 1>Is he gonna be Okay? Are you his wife? I

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<v Speaker 1>am his wife. He's my wife. And I talked to

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<v Speaker 1>you in the hallway. Yes, sir, was so funny actor nothing. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go, let me say hi. Yeah, gonna be right back.

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<v Speaker 1>You stay strong, I will, I love you, I love

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<v Speaker 1>you talking. What's wrong? Does your husband have a will?

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<v Speaker 1>Does he have a will? Yes? His name me is

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<v Speaker 1>the executive of as will. And he says an advanced directive? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what is it? State? Hold on keeping in my back

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<v Speaker 1>pocket because I always just assumed that we're gonna end

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<v Speaker 1>up in a hospital because he takes bills A little time.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, let me go page more une trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get to it. I get it God and read read it.

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<v Speaker 1>In the event that I have taken a combination of

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<v Speaker 1>biagra is sleeping pills. I leave everything to my wife. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>where's the plague? Can I pullay By? I'm gonna miss you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna miss you so much, babe. It was clear

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<v Speaker 1>it was one winner in this game of life and

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<v Speaker 1>gus By this stuff a super nice. Do you like

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<v Speaker 1>my carment? Help? That's gonna keep beeping if you don't

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<v Speaker 1>fasten your seatbelt. Have you considered maybe just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>pushing yourself up and hovering so to sense it? Does

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<v Speaker 1>it read that your weight is sitting on the chair?

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<v Speaker 1>I love you? Get idea? Coming up? Back to the

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<v Speaker 1>first The word from our esteemed sponsors stay with us

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<v Speaker 1>at to the interview. They especially guys contributors Aristotle, George

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<v Speaker 1>in Aristotle, How are you today? Good? How are you

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<v Speaker 1>uh Ari? Is it yes? Okay? Do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>know it? Are you wish it for? It's are postable? Basis? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Good to know the Turkish name. Very cool? Actually, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just so, why did you say the other thing? I

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to be cool? Thank you? Well, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have to you don't have to lie to

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<v Speaker 1>be cool. Dude? Can we pop in for just one second?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Can we take that butt out? No? No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a quick note for them yet for the host.

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<v Speaker 1>Very sorry, just one song? Um, all right? What the

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<v Speaker 1>funk man? Why why are you lying to the guests

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<v Speaker 1>to make yourself look cool? I don't know why why.

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<v Speaker 1>I just haven't been feeling very cool? Way? Why do

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<v Speaker 1>I have to do this before every show? You're so cool?

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<v Speaker 1>You're the coolest person I know. Is feed it times

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<v Speaker 1>you're cool? Tell me something that are cool about me? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you have a really cool voice. I know yours that

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<v Speaker 1>your loafers are cool. I thought it was pretty cool

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<v Speaker 1>you gave me a hug when I came in. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a by conversation. It was pretty cool that you

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<v Speaker 1>gave me a hug when I left your house this morning,

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<v Speaker 1>and I said, see you at the show. So cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I did him. I'm sorry, It's okay

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<v Speaker 1>already listen. I'm gonna give you the same pep talk

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<v Speaker 1>I give you every time. I know it's so much.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll do at the same time. We'll do the same time. Ari,

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<v Speaker 1>you are the coolest, greatest broadcaster in the history of

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<v Speaker 1>all of broadcasting, radio and pot and podcasting and just

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<v Speaker 1>and love your loafers, its tassels, and your jacket with

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<v Speaker 1>jacket him a jacket from when you plaid bad men

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<v Speaker 1>as a senior in junior college, junior college. Okay, that's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get back to it. I'm very sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know I understand, I understand what this fucking

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<v Speaker 1>do this all right? Go ahead and action. So Aristotle,

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<v Speaker 1>how long have you been listening to the show. I honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I have not listened to the show. I thought you

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<v Speaker 1>were a big fan. You've been listening for a long time,

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<v Speaker 1>like many years. When producers told us, well maybe my

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<v Speaker 1>manager said that, but I didn't. That didn't come necessarily

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<v Speaker 1>from me. Let's call your manager real quick. Okay, here

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<v Speaker 1>and then I speak to Aristotle George's manager. Well, this

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<v Speaker 1>is speaking about what's your name, Gavin? Did you you

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<v Speaker 1>told us that Theristotle George and had listened to our

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<v Speaker 1>radio show. And apparently that's not true. That's totally true?

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<v Speaker 1>Is he there? Easier? Right now? Let me let me

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<v Speaker 1>get my producer Andy to patch uman. I'm gonna patch

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<v Speaker 1>you through right now, Vina stop, I got another car,

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<v Speaker 1>can't hear you? Wow? That's are you looking for new representation. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess so that was really weird. I find that

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<v Speaker 1>very weird when people won't take on responsibility and just

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<v Speaker 1>apologize that was That's weird. That's weird. All right? Can

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<v Speaker 1>I side bar with you for a second so I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be right back. Are you in a good studio? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what we Yeah, let's let's let's go out

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<v Speaker 1>to the outside of the door. This is a primo

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<v Speaker 1>opportunity for you. Find he has no representation, to find

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<v Speaker 1>three good uh excellent? Now he gets Okay, this is

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<v Speaker 1>a good opportunity for you. Yes, he doesn't have representation.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm still in that. I know that your side

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<v Speaker 1>putting down. I know that your side hustle has been

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<v Speaker 1>to represent entertainers. Yeah, don't lay it on too thick.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, but you might be able to snag him

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<v Speaker 1>as a client if you play your cards right. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I told you that it was a manager

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<v Speaker 1>have entertainers four years ago at a party. I'm surprised

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<v Speaker 1>you remember it now. I remember everything that you do

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<v Speaker 1>and say you know why because you say it with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Are the greatest broadcaster and podcaster slash manager. I entertained.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I know this, all right, let's do this.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey guys, sorry about that. That was weird that I

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<v Speaker 1>just sat here alone. That was very I have a

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<v Speaker 1>proposal for you, Okay, I bad if I represented you

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<v Speaker 1>as your manager and I could get you some jobs. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>what experience do you have? Like who's the other clients

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff Red Buttons is doing? Is that a clown?

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<v Speaker 1>Is a old comedian? Oh okay, that's you know he

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<v Speaker 1>passed away. Oh well, so so he's not your client anymore. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>then I started representing this Red Buttons should be the act.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so you went from the actual Red Buttons to

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<v Speaker 1>the Tribute Act because that's how I know. I just

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<v Speaker 1>know I know Red Button as well. What has this

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<v Speaker 1>Red Buttons Tribute Act done that I might have seen

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<v Speaker 1>him in? Or that you his name was Lavender Hooks. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't my choice. You went with it, but you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I give him a lot of work. There's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of cruise ships, there's a lot of like mauture golf

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<v Speaker 1>places make tons of money. Like how when you say

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<v Speaker 1>tons of money? Like what is that? Pick a number?

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you go higher lower, um, like like thirty k,

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<v Speaker 1>pick one closer? To mine twenty k, picken close through

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<v Speaker 1>to my number. You said you'd go higher lower. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, but I mean I thought you'd be close.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you know, i'd say go up and you go

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit or down a little bit, and I

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<v Speaker 1>mean this is you're just you're you're not really getting Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>ten k? Did you make ten k last year? Is

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<v Speaker 1>that how much you make? No, that's I'm just picking

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<v Speaker 1>a small number. So that how much are you making?

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<v Speaker 1>Like ten k when you go to Duke? Wait? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you making ten k to come here? No? No, this

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<v Speaker 1>was not paid. You guys didn't have a budget. They asked.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say that. Okay, I'm just gonna put it

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<v Speaker 1>out there. I don't think I want to be your client.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really think you have much experience. I've never

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<v Speaker 1>heard any of your acts in ten k sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of money to you. So, um, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>politely decline. Is there anything? I'm gonna politely withdraw my

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<v Speaker 1>offer because frankly, you're not the legacy act they need. Baby, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's fine, Yeah, today, what do you fucking um? Yeah? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>What what what do you think you do? Because I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know uh, you know comedy. I do a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of like sketch sketch stuff like you No, no, like

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<v Speaker 1>sketch sketch comedy. Um. I have like a character on

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram that I do called Blake Weber. Um, I d J.

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<v Speaker 1>I play a lot of golf and I do a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of things. And you do these all at the

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<v Speaker 1>same time. No, no, no, no um. So you know

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<v Speaker 1>you do them at different times. I do them at

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<v Speaker 1>different times, but I do all of them, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I just try to because if you did do all

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<v Speaker 1>of those at the same time, I could see why

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<v Speaker 1>you would make ten K. But you know, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>still do, but I just I do them separately, like

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<v Speaker 1>I get paid to do like each one of them.

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<v Speaker 1>He's hoping that you're an novelty act that you do

0:25:01.359 --> 0:25:04.280
<v Speaker 1>all these things so he can represent you like like

0:25:04.359 --> 0:25:07.400
<v Speaker 1>red buttons. I told you, yeah, no, I don't think

0:25:07.400 --> 0:25:09.320
<v Speaker 1>that that's going to happen. But yeah, that's kind of

0:25:09.320 --> 0:25:11.040
<v Speaker 1>what I do. Did you get into it. I don't

0:25:11.160 --> 0:25:13.920
<v Speaker 1>mean doing it for doing what like all this stuff

0:25:14.160 --> 0:25:16.119
<v Speaker 1>at the same time. Well, I don't do it all

0:25:16.119 --> 0:25:17.719
<v Speaker 1>at the same time, but you know, I picked up

0:25:17.800 --> 0:25:20.440
<v Speaker 1>djaying you know like four or four years ago. I've

0:25:20.480 --> 0:25:23.400
<v Speaker 1>been doing comedy since, you know, two thousand twelve. Um,

0:25:23.680 --> 0:25:26.800
<v Speaker 1>you remember the first time you DJ? Is it like

0:25:26.840 --> 0:25:29.320
<v Speaker 1>a party? He was like, what was it? Yeah? It was?

0:25:29.359 --> 0:25:32.480
<v Speaker 1>It was a pool party and essentially we were the

0:25:32.480 --> 0:25:35.280
<v Speaker 1>first act of the day and there was we DJ

0:25:35.480 --> 0:25:38.320
<v Speaker 1>to like three people. How many? How many? I mean

0:25:38.880 --> 0:25:40.640
<v Speaker 1>was the age range of the people that were there?

0:25:41.119 --> 0:25:43.840
<v Speaker 1>Twenty one plus. It was like a there's a drinking

0:25:43.880 --> 0:25:46.800
<v Speaker 1>there's a drinking pool. I think we have we haven't America.

0:25:47.359 --> 0:25:49.120
<v Speaker 1>This is the one with a kid drowned, right, Yeah?

0:25:49.480 --> 0:25:51.679
<v Speaker 1>What can you can pull it up? And you can

0:25:51.800 --> 0:25:54.200
<v Speaker 1>pull it up? Yeah, yeah, I got it. That's not

0:25:54.240 --> 0:25:59.360
<v Speaker 1>the party I was at here. He goes, she is awesome.

0:25:59.359 --> 0:26:03.600
<v Speaker 1>What youre up? It's like webber dude, dude, it's so dope.

0:26:04.920 --> 0:26:07.720
<v Speaker 1>Taking nap in the pool? Yeah, bro, don't take a

0:26:07.800 --> 0:26:10.440
<v Speaker 1>nap in the pool. Why I'm tired. The pool looks good,

0:26:10.520 --> 0:26:12.800
<v Speaker 1>all the bedrooms are open. Go take a nap in

0:26:12.880 --> 0:26:15.320
<v Speaker 1>the bed. There's only three people here. You have him tired?

0:26:15.400 --> 0:26:17.399
<v Speaker 1>The bed so far away, dude, I would take a

0:26:17.440 --> 0:26:20.080
<v Speaker 1>knap from the pool. I can't stress enough that it's bad.

0:26:20.119 --> 0:26:23.280
<v Speaker 1>Idea to sleep from the pool. If you still needs

0:26:23.359 --> 0:26:34.399
<v Speaker 1>beatam makes them no, don't. Management wanted me to ask

0:26:34.480 --> 0:26:37.240
<v Speaker 1>if the person the pool is still alive. You gotta

0:26:37.320 --> 0:26:40.080
<v Speaker 1>stop talking, so you gotta turn the music off so

0:26:40.119 --> 0:26:46.919
<v Speaker 1>that somebody could hear me yell for help. Okay, is

0:26:46.960 --> 0:26:52.040
<v Speaker 1>there anybody here? Food knows Steve, try what is that

0:26:52.119 --> 0:26:58.639
<v Speaker 1>you want me to turn it up? It was my

0:26:58.880 --> 0:27:04.639
<v Speaker 1>only one of two friends and they were volded my party.

0:27:05.560 --> 0:27:07.680
<v Speaker 1>That was your first DJ. That was my first DJ gig.

0:27:07.760 --> 0:27:09.639
<v Speaker 1>It was It was really fun until the guy drowned.

0:27:09.800 --> 0:27:12.800
<v Speaker 1>Is that how you kind of became popular? Like cool?

0:27:12.920 --> 0:27:14.840
<v Speaker 1>I remember that one. That's when the guy drown Yeah,

0:27:14.880 --> 0:27:17.960
<v Speaker 1>because I mean it's not often that a party is

0:27:18.000 --> 0:27:20.400
<v Speaker 1>so lit that someone just drowns, you know, And so

0:27:20.800 --> 0:27:22.439
<v Speaker 1>they kind of put me on the map. You know.

0:27:22.480 --> 0:27:25.560
<v Speaker 1>We actually in our archives we have audio from a

0:27:25.840 --> 0:27:30.960
<v Speaker 1>bathroom at a club from one of your gigs shortly

0:27:31.080 --> 0:27:34.280
<v Speaker 1>after that one. I remember that, but we we have

0:27:34.920 --> 0:27:36.679
<v Speaker 1>you can you hit the button. I'm gonna hit the

0:27:36.680 --> 0:27:39.640
<v Speaker 1>button now. I'm just gonna listen. Oh my god, this

0:27:40.040 --> 0:27:44.240
<v Speaker 1>DJ is great. He's so great. Yeah, this is this

0:27:44.280 --> 0:27:45.480
<v Speaker 1>is one of the this is one of the best

0:27:45.520 --> 0:27:47.560
<v Speaker 1>nights in my life. You know that great? You know

0:27:47.560 --> 0:27:49.280
<v Speaker 1>what I heard you hear? I heard that he was

0:27:49.320 --> 0:27:53.040
<v Speaker 1>the DJ at that party where the guy ain't all

0:27:53.119 --> 0:27:55.640
<v Speaker 1>hot dog. It was like a competition. No, no, no, no, no.

0:27:55.680 --> 0:27:59.560
<v Speaker 1>The other one where the guy was all the hot

0:27:59.560 --> 0:28:03.840
<v Speaker 1>dogs in the poll, there was a competition, three of them, Candidice, No, no,

0:28:04.160 --> 0:28:06.240
<v Speaker 1>that's the party. I know what you're talking about. Yeah,

0:28:06.240 --> 0:28:07.880
<v Speaker 1>I know what you're talking about. What you're talking about,

0:28:08.040 --> 0:28:13.600
<v Speaker 1>you're talking about the hot dog. No, no, for Christ's sake,

0:28:14.119 --> 0:28:17.480
<v Speaker 1>we're talking about the same thing. There was that competition

0:28:17.560 --> 0:28:20.479
<v Speaker 1>of hot dogs. That best party. Yeah, that was different.

0:28:20.480 --> 0:28:22.800
<v Speaker 1>That was different. Who did you hear this from? Candide?

0:28:22.800 --> 0:28:26.199
<v Speaker 1>I was there? You know that doesn't No, no, no, no,

0:28:26.240 --> 0:28:28.639
<v Speaker 1>this is a different guy. This is a guy, different party.

0:28:28.800 --> 0:28:30.760
<v Speaker 1>This is a guy. There were no hot dogs there.

0:28:31.280 --> 0:28:35.040
<v Speaker 1>Start from the beginning. Okay, okay, DJ at this club

0:28:35.119 --> 0:28:40.160
<v Speaker 1>that was J Yes, yes, this DJADJ at the party

0:28:40.440 --> 0:28:47.800
<v Speaker 1>where the guy round round hot catch up. Goddamnit, I

0:28:47.920 --> 0:28:53.040
<v Speaker 1>was there. Why are you always talking about this stupid

0:28:53.160 --> 0:28:55.000
<v Speaker 1>party you were at where they ate a bunch of

0:28:55.040 --> 0:28:58.720
<v Speaker 1>hot dogs? Sounds pretty late. The greatest party I've been

0:28:58.760 --> 0:29:03.080
<v Speaker 1>doing my life. Nobody will listen to down what you great? Candice?

0:29:03.680 --> 0:29:08.200
<v Speaker 1>So many hot dogs and only three guys can eat Candice, Candice,

0:29:08.240 --> 0:29:11.240
<v Speaker 1>girl girl, Listen, Listen, listen. I don't even been to

0:29:11.360 --> 0:29:14.880
<v Speaker 1>a party like that Again, Candice, I'm gonna give you

0:29:14.920 --> 0:29:18.400
<v Speaker 1>the same pap talk I give you every time you

0:29:18.600 --> 0:29:20.440
<v Speaker 1>break down like this about the party? What are you?

0:29:20.720 --> 0:29:23.840
<v Speaker 1>You know it? And what's so thick? So many times

0:29:24.080 --> 0:29:26.320
<v Speaker 1>we're all going to stay at the same time. Can

0:29:26.320 --> 0:29:33.600
<v Speaker 1>it is? You are the best photo lab technician I've

0:29:33.840 --> 0:29:40.480
<v Speaker 1>ever now, and you have a nice smile, and your

0:29:41.440 --> 0:29:49.680
<v Speaker 1>boots are good good and hot dogs are favorite thing

0:29:51.000 --> 0:29:56.640
<v Speaker 1>seeing parties, to be eaten, to be that parties and

0:29:57.040 --> 0:30:04.120
<v Speaker 1>your boobs said, I'm man those Yeah, well, well they're

0:30:04.160 --> 0:30:09.280
<v Speaker 1>good good and is longer than usual. You're just she's drunk.

0:30:09.480 --> 0:30:13.120
<v Speaker 1>She's drunk. She's so so drunk. And I have eyes

0:30:13.200 --> 0:30:17.320
<v Speaker 1>for the DJ who killed a kid India. I have

0:30:17.360 --> 0:30:18.840
<v Speaker 1>to tell you that I don't know what you got

0:30:18.880 --> 0:30:23.000
<v Speaker 1>this recording, but to record somebody inside the bathroom, yeah,

0:30:23.040 --> 0:30:26.160
<v Speaker 1>that's highly illegal. That's really creepy. Well I'm not only

0:30:26.200 --> 0:30:28.479
<v Speaker 1>that it's creepy as well, but it's also very illegal.

0:30:28.560 --> 0:30:30.800
<v Speaker 1>It's creepy and illegal. I don't know, I don't really

0:30:30.840 --> 0:30:34.360
<v Speaker 1>necessarily want to be associated with Um is that possible

0:30:34.360 --> 0:30:37.880
<v Speaker 1>to edit that out? Which? But um, I mean bastically

0:30:38.080 --> 0:30:41.040
<v Speaker 1>I mean at this point is state's evidence? Oh well,

0:30:41.080 --> 0:30:42.960
<v Speaker 1>I mean against Andy. So I don't know if you

0:30:42.960 --> 0:30:45.760
<v Speaker 1>really want your producer. I can't imagine another person hiring

0:30:45.760 --> 0:30:48.920
<v Speaker 1>on for this show. I'm sorry, UM, it's yeah, it

0:30:49.040 --> 0:30:51.719
<v Speaker 1>is impossible for me to add this out because uh,

0:30:51.840 --> 0:30:56.600
<v Speaker 1>as I was putting a spycam in a vent and

0:30:56.640 --> 0:30:59.080
<v Speaker 1>the ceiling of a bathroom and i cut my hand

0:30:59.200 --> 0:31:03.600
<v Speaker 1>on jagged piece tile, So I'm not going to be

0:31:03.640 --> 0:31:06.800
<v Speaker 1>able to edit that out. Sorry. You guys know it's

0:31:06.840 --> 0:31:09.160
<v Speaker 1>about golf. Yeah, play play a lot of golf. And

0:31:09.240 --> 0:31:11.880
<v Speaker 1>what would you say in the hierarchy of what's most

0:31:11.920 --> 0:31:14.760
<v Speaker 1>important to you? To the thing that you just say, fucking,

0:31:14.800 --> 0:31:18.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't care what number one, but between between what

0:31:18.280 --> 0:31:21.440
<v Speaker 1>between all the things that you know you do, what's

0:31:21.520 --> 0:31:24.320
<v Speaker 1>number one? Number one? Number one will always just will

0:31:24.360 --> 0:31:27.720
<v Speaker 1>be you know, comedy. You know, it's like whatever I'm doing,

0:31:28.200 --> 0:31:30.000
<v Speaker 1>comedy is a part of it, and it's going to

0:31:30.120 --> 0:31:33.960
<v Speaker 1>be number one always. What is? Uh, what's number two?

0:31:34.200 --> 0:31:36.840
<v Speaker 1>Quality of what I do you know. I mean, you

0:31:36.880 --> 0:31:39.000
<v Speaker 1>never mentioned quality is the thing that you do. You

0:31:39.040 --> 0:31:42.160
<v Speaker 1>just say comedy. Well, you said a hierarchy of the

0:31:42.200 --> 0:31:44.880
<v Speaker 1>things that you do and what it is, and so

0:31:44.920 --> 0:31:48.920
<v Speaker 1>I said, you know, comedy is really important in terms

0:31:49.000 --> 0:31:51.800
<v Speaker 1>of like what is inserted into the things that I do.

0:31:51.840 --> 0:31:53.760
<v Speaker 1>And so that's number one I'm saying of all the

0:31:53.880 --> 0:31:55.800
<v Speaker 1>jobs that you have. If you oh, you're saying, like

0:31:55.880 --> 0:31:57.880
<v Speaker 1>what do I like best? Yes? Why don't you just

0:31:57.920 --> 0:32:00.600
<v Speaker 1>say that it's less interesting? But but you you asked

0:32:00.600 --> 0:32:02.760
<v Speaker 1>it in a way that that seemed like you wanted

0:32:02.800 --> 0:32:04.960
<v Speaker 1>to get to the deeper root of what I liked

0:32:05.080 --> 0:32:07.720
<v Speaker 1>best within all the stuff that I do? Was in

0:32:07.800 --> 0:32:10.400
<v Speaker 1>motherfucker Jesus, I was been doing this for a long time.

0:32:10.560 --> 0:32:14.880
<v Speaker 1>How long you asked questions? They get people to think

0:32:15.040 --> 0:32:18.120
<v Speaker 1>and reach and that's what I was doing. I was

0:32:18.200 --> 0:32:22.240
<v Speaker 1>thinking on a higher level than the surface bullshit that

0:32:22.280 --> 0:32:24.880
<v Speaker 1>you asked me. Have a quick sidebar with my house? Please?

0:32:24.880 --> 0:32:27.280
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's step outside, Yeah yeah, stepping in with you?

0:32:27.600 --> 0:32:30.160
<v Speaker 1>So weird? Are you stopping such a dick to the guest,

0:32:30.720 --> 0:32:32.520
<v Speaker 1>because I don't want you to do that anymore? What

0:32:32.560 --> 0:32:34.440
<v Speaker 1>do you can do about it? Oh? My God, you

0:32:34.440 --> 0:32:37.960
<v Speaker 1>can get my face. Okay, let's go back in there finishing.

0:32:38.120 --> 0:32:39.920
<v Speaker 1>Let's tell you about a different podcast you have, because

0:32:39.920 --> 0:32:42.440
<v Speaker 1>you have a dot Um where can they be heard? Well,

0:32:42.560 --> 0:32:46.560
<v Speaker 1>I mean everywhere app apples, Spotify, iTunes, YouTube. So the

0:32:46.640 --> 0:32:50.760
<v Speaker 1>hierarchy of your favorite podcast to the ones? Give me

0:32:50.800 --> 0:32:53.880
<v Speaker 1>the what's number one? Well, I mean I only I

0:32:53.920 --> 0:32:57.320
<v Speaker 1>only have one podcast right now. Oh yeah, it's um,

0:32:57.680 --> 0:33:00.160
<v Speaker 1>there's just number one. That's number one. Yeah, that's the

0:33:00.160 --> 0:33:02.800
<v Speaker 1>Golfing one Country club a Jason. Yeah, nice, tell me

0:33:02.840 --> 0:33:05.280
<v Speaker 1>about that. It's a great podcast. We talked about golf.

0:33:05.840 --> 0:33:07.840
<v Speaker 1>You know how when we go out on the course,

0:33:08.040 --> 0:33:11.080
<v Speaker 1>we play a lot of money games, play some money games,

0:33:11.120 --> 0:33:13.160
<v Speaker 1>and you know, our our Instagram and our TikTok really

0:33:13.200 --> 0:33:15.560
<v Speaker 1>started blowing up this year. We started doing this thing

0:33:15.560 --> 0:33:18.160
<v Speaker 1>called the back Off Challenge where people will step up

0:33:18.160 --> 0:33:21.120
<v Speaker 1>to their ball to hit it and we roast essentially

0:33:21.240 --> 0:33:24.320
<v Speaker 1>roast them before they hit the ball, uh and try

0:33:24.360 --> 0:33:25.920
<v Speaker 1>to get them to step away from their ball to

0:33:26.120 --> 0:33:30.000
<v Speaker 1>re readjust and reconcentrate on the next shot. I don't

0:33:30.200 --> 0:33:33.840
<v Speaker 1>know much about golf, but I know producer Andy is

0:33:33.880 --> 0:33:35.960
<v Speaker 1>an avid golfer. My sister is a golf pro to

0:33:36.440 --> 0:33:41.560
<v Speaker 1>your golf course and wow, that's that's cool. Have your name.

0:33:41.560 --> 0:33:43.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna tell you that. Why not because I

0:33:43.600 --> 0:33:46.680
<v Speaker 1>don't know to protect her privacy. Just not a professional golfer.

0:33:46.800 --> 0:33:48.800
<v Speaker 1>She's a pro. And of course what does that mean.

0:33:49.000 --> 0:33:51.560
<v Speaker 1>She's a teacher. Yeah, she gives lessons. So if you're

0:33:51.600 --> 0:33:53.560
<v Speaker 1>a golf bro, that means you teach. And if you're

0:33:53.560 --> 0:33:57.240
<v Speaker 1>a professional golfer you're on TV, that means you compete. Yeah. Yeah,

0:33:57.320 --> 0:33:59.720
<v Speaker 1>that would be very distracting, is like I think kind

0:33:59.720 --> 0:34:02.360
<v Speaker 1>of the the bit there as as a golfer, that

0:34:02.400 --> 0:34:05.280
<v Speaker 1>would be distracting for somebody to be saying those sorts

0:34:05.320 --> 0:34:08.080
<v Speaker 1>of things are before I don't even know what it

0:34:08.200 --> 0:34:10.960
<v Speaker 1>is he's saying. And when he said that that they

0:34:11.040 --> 0:34:13.160
<v Speaker 1>roast people as they're about to hit a ball, that

0:34:13.200 --> 0:34:15.000
<v Speaker 1>would be very distracting. And you would have to step

0:34:15.040 --> 0:34:17.279
<v Speaker 1>away to kind of gather yourself to hit a good

0:34:17.280 --> 0:34:19.560
<v Speaker 1>shot because because it takes a lot of concentration, so

0:34:19.719 --> 0:34:22.239
<v Speaker 1>your ball is directly in front of you quick and

0:34:22.280 --> 0:34:24.279
<v Speaker 1>then yeah, they're about to hit the ball because they

0:34:24.320 --> 0:34:26.960
<v Speaker 1>want to put it in a hole. Y. Yeah, before

0:34:27.000 --> 0:34:29.640
<v Speaker 1>they do that, they step away, and then you just

0:34:29.680 --> 0:34:32.400
<v Speaker 1>would no step up to the ball. They step up

0:34:32.400 --> 0:34:34.000
<v Speaker 1>to the ball and they address it as though they're

0:34:34.000 --> 0:34:36.920
<v Speaker 1>about to hit it, and then we'll say something like, hey,

0:34:37.160 --> 0:34:39.520
<v Speaker 1>nice shoes, Shaquille O'Neill. You know, if they've got like

0:34:39.600 --> 0:34:42.279
<v Speaker 1>really big shoes or something, just some kind of joke.

0:34:42.520 --> 0:34:45.040
<v Speaker 1>You know, most of the time, it's relatively surface level,

0:34:45.239 --> 0:34:47.000
<v Speaker 1>unless it's like a really close friend and you can

0:34:47.080 --> 0:34:49.080
<v Speaker 1>jab them and like, hey, your if your dad was

0:34:49.120 --> 0:34:51.000
<v Speaker 1>here and saw you hit this bad shot, he probably

0:34:51.040 --> 0:34:53.240
<v Speaker 1>would tell you he doesn't love you know, sometimes sometimes

0:34:53.239 --> 0:34:57.640
<v Speaker 1>we cut deep. Is Shaquille O'Neil a nice guy? Okay,

0:34:57.760 --> 0:35:00.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm not. I'm not friends with ship hell O'Neil. I

0:35:00.520 --> 0:35:03.200
<v Speaker 1>was just that's just a reference to uh, you know,

0:35:03.360 --> 0:35:06.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm just I'm just him on your show. We've been

0:35:06.280 --> 0:35:08.680
<v Speaker 1>trying to get him for a few years. He's read no, no,

0:35:08.680 --> 0:35:10.400
<v Speaker 1>no, no no, I didn't have much. I was saying that

0:35:10.400 --> 0:35:12.320
<v Speaker 1>that's like maybe a joke, a roast joke that we

0:35:12.320 --> 0:35:13.960
<v Speaker 1>would do to someone to try to back them off

0:35:14.000 --> 0:35:17.160
<v Speaker 1>their balls. Shaquillain was a very large basketball player, and

0:35:17.160 --> 0:35:20.360
<v Speaker 1>he would have really big shoes. That might be something

0:35:20.400 --> 0:35:23.680
<v Speaker 1>that that the golfer is self conscious about. Is their shoes, Yeah,

0:35:23.719 --> 0:35:26.719
<v Speaker 1>because sometimes they wear they wear really dumb shoes out there,

0:35:27.160 --> 0:35:29.040
<v Speaker 1>and so, you know, or we make fun of their

0:35:29.080 --> 0:35:31.160
<v Speaker 1>shorts if they're wearing socks that are too long. It's

0:35:31.200 --> 0:35:33.560
<v Speaker 1>just you know, that kind of stuff with shame short shame.

0:35:34.320 --> 0:35:36.439
<v Speaker 1>I get it. Yeah. So it's a it's a fun

0:35:36.600 --> 0:35:39.640
<v Speaker 1>it's a fun thing, and it's been it's been really

0:35:39.640 --> 0:35:41.719
<v Speaker 1>cool for the game of golf. You know. I think

0:35:41.719 --> 0:35:44.759
<v Speaker 1>we're making a nice impact. Do you ever loose that

0:35:45.000 --> 0:35:48.279
<v Speaker 1>terms of money by chance? I mean sometimes, I mean

0:35:48.440 --> 0:35:50.719
<v Speaker 1>we never really play for that much money, but yeah,

0:35:50.760 --> 0:35:52.879
<v Speaker 1>sometimes I lose with it. With the most money ever

0:35:53.000 --> 0:35:56.560
<v Speaker 1>lost on a golf course, Yeah, I think like fifty

0:35:56.600 --> 0:35:59.640
<v Speaker 1>dollars closed the ten k. Well, I mean I'm not

0:35:59.680 --> 0:36:03.200
<v Speaker 1>gonna bet ten k no, no, but maybe because you

0:36:03.239 --> 0:36:06.359
<v Speaker 1>just don't have it. I have ten k. Okay, it's

0:36:06.440 --> 0:36:08.600
<v Speaker 1>just not I don't want to play for that much money,

0:36:08.640 --> 0:36:10.719
<v Speaker 1>and I don't think that, you know, many of my

0:36:10.760 --> 0:36:12.879
<v Speaker 1>friends want to play for that much money either. You're

0:36:12.960 --> 0:36:14.799
<v Speaker 1>not much of a big road, not the kind of

0:36:14.840 --> 0:36:17.680
<v Speaker 1>client that I would want. I'm just saying, Okay, I

0:36:17.719 --> 0:36:21.000
<v Speaker 1>mean maybe I'm not being Betty. I'm just maybe maybe

0:36:21.000 --> 0:36:22.800
<v Speaker 1>I just don't. I'm not that much of a degenerate.

0:36:22.840 --> 0:36:24.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. So it looks like we've run out

0:36:24.760 --> 0:36:26.480
<v Speaker 1>of time for that clip of him on the golf

0:36:26.520 --> 0:36:29.360
<v Speaker 1>course doing comedy. I've got a lot of calls coming in.

0:36:29.440 --> 0:36:34.920
<v Speaker 1>Somebody wants to represent me, to represent what I call

0:36:35.000 --> 0:36:39.840
<v Speaker 1>you later dish bill. Wow, and he was looking for

0:36:39.920 --> 0:36:42.920
<v Speaker 1>new management. Wow. That he's doing pretty well. No, he was.

0:36:43.080 --> 0:36:45.120
<v Speaker 1>He wasn't. He was gonna say, what's up? That's how

0:36:45.239 --> 0:36:48.000
<v Speaker 1>tight I am with these guys. Cool. You guys are tight.

0:36:48.160 --> 0:36:51.040
<v Speaker 1>But he still hasn't officially signed on for you to

0:36:51.080 --> 0:36:53.799
<v Speaker 1>represent him. I haven't asked him. So you guys are

0:36:53.800 --> 0:36:55.839
<v Speaker 1>just buddies and they don't even need to ask him. Well,

0:36:55.880 --> 0:36:58.080
<v Speaker 1>we're all in luck because that clip of you on

0:36:58.120 --> 0:37:03.520
<v Speaker 1>the golf course doing commy, it's only like five seconds long. Okay, okay,

0:37:03.640 --> 0:37:08.480
<v Speaker 1>so let's hear that four. I just stopped the clip.

0:37:08.800 --> 0:37:11.799
<v Speaker 1>So the guy just says four. What's that? Well, well,

0:37:11.840 --> 0:37:13.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry it was eight seconds long. We didn't get

0:37:13.760 --> 0:37:16.359
<v Speaker 1>to the part where he started cracking cracking. I'll say

0:37:16.400 --> 0:37:17.800
<v Speaker 1>it again all right. By the way, what do you

0:37:17.840 --> 0:37:20.960
<v Speaker 1>mean four? It means that there's a ball headed your

0:37:20.960 --> 0:37:23.080
<v Speaker 1>way and it could hit you. And I think the

0:37:23.120 --> 0:37:25.479
<v Speaker 1>reason why they said that is because it's a one

0:37:25.560 --> 0:37:27.960
<v Speaker 1>syllable word. It's easy to yell out instead of you,

0:37:28.120 --> 0:37:32.080
<v Speaker 1>which well you know, they could have also yelled ball. Yeah,

0:37:32.120 --> 0:37:34.439
<v Speaker 1>the number four, it's not the number four. The number

0:37:34.480 --> 0:37:37.239
<v Speaker 1>it's a four F O R E. Yeah, that's not

0:37:37.239 --> 0:37:39.319
<v Speaker 1>how he spoke the number four. Yeah, because it's not

0:37:39.360 --> 0:37:41.799
<v Speaker 1>the number four. Reference the number four, Lady Cliff again,

0:37:41.800 --> 0:37:47.279
<v Speaker 1>all right, here we go. Well, the ball that was

0:37:47.440 --> 0:37:49.080
<v Speaker 1>that was the difference was the wrong clip. Wrong clip.

0:37:49.120 --> 0:37:50.520
<v Speaker 1>That was the wrong clip. That was somebody that was

0:37:50.520 --> 0:37:54.319
<v Speaker 1>the first time golfer. That's why you can't say ball

0:37:54.360 --> 0:37:57.360
<v Speaker 1>instead of four. Doesn't mean Yeah, alright, let's play the

0:37:57.400 --> 0:38:00.040
<v Speaker 1>real clip, the real cliff we could after before with

0:38:00.120 --> 0:38:02.759
<v Speaker 1>the guy says something out of that. Yeah, the video

0:38:02.840 --> 0:38:05.240
<v Speaker 1>that you're playing isn't the one. Um neither of those.

0:38:05.719 --> 0:38:08.200
<v Speaker 1>Scroll down a little bit and then I think third

0:38:08.280 --> 0:38:11.280
<v Speaker 1>from the bottle, that one I accidentally liked this photo.

0:38:11.320 --> 0:38:14.360
<v Speaker 1>That man engagement is good. I mean, it doesn't. It

0:38:14.400 --> 0:38:18.000
<v Speaker 1>doesn't show up who specifically likes it, doesn't. Yeah, yeah,

0:38:18.080 --> 0:38:21.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna like it. Well, you didn't have to do that.

0:38:21.040 --> 0:38:23.759
<v Speaker 1>That's he just left it there. But if I was

0:38:23.800 --> 0:38:25.960
<v Speaker 1>representing him, might be liking this ship all day. So

0:38:26.000 --> 0:38:27.319
<v Speaker 1>what do you want from? All? Right? Go ahead? And

0:38:27.600 --> 0:38:30.719
<v Speaker 1>this clip right there, right there, right there. Hey, you

0:38:30.760 --> 0:38:36.719
<v Speaker 1>look like Bradley Cooper on meth. Did you see that?

0:38:40.800 --> 0:38:44.600
<v Speaker 1>Don't don't cry, but you're just supposed to laugh. You

0:38:44.719 --> 0:38:48.640
<v Speaker 1>know about my math problem. You know that I've struggled

0:38:48.680 --> 0:38:57.120
<v Speaker 1>for years years. Sorry, I'm so sorry. We just it

0:38:57.239 --> 0:39:00.319
<v Speaker 1>was You do look like Bradley Cooper on meth. Just

0:39:00.800 --> 0:39:03.800
<v Speaker 1>kind of a fact, just like Bradley Cooper. Why do

0:39:03.840 --> 0:39:06.040
<v Speaker 1>you have to bring up them? Because you know that

0:39:06.080 --> 0:39:12.359
<v Speaker 1>I accidentally killed my fiance with my car because I

0:39:12.440 --> 0:39:18.000
<v Speaker 1>was on Yeah, I'm really sorry. Were just say shoes?

0:39:18.600 --> 0:39:20.960
<v Speaker 1>I think they are? Jeff, do you want to shut

0:39:20.960 --> 0:39:24.080
<v Speaker 1>down the video? Okay? Yeah? Thank you really killed? Yeah? No,

0:39:24.239 --> 0:39:26.680
<v Speaker 1>it murdered. And that's kind of the video that like

0:39:26.800 --> 0:39:28.799
<v Speaker 1>how long blew us up? How long did he go

0:39:28.840 --> 0:39:34.240
<v Speaker 1>on crying? He immediately like right after that video he left,

0:39:34.280 --> 0:39:36.799
<v Speaker 1>he went straight home. But long the video last, well,

0:39:37.040 --> 0:39:39.440
<v Speaker 1>the video itself is only two minutes and twenty seconds,

0:39:39.440 --> 0:39:41.680
<v Speaker 1>because that's the most you can put on Twitter. Because

0:39:41.680 --> 0:39:44.200
<v Speaker 1>he wanted it to get on all yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

0:39:44.280 --> 0:39:47.120
<v Speaker 1>And so he was crying for a while and then

0:39:47.360 --> 0:39:52.239
<v Speaker 1>I kept telling my buddy just stopped filming him, and he, um,

0:39:52.280 --> 0:39:54.680
<v Speaker 1>he wouldn't stop filming him. And then I finally was like,

0:39:54.719 --> 0:39:57.360
<v Speaker 1>all right, I guess let's just keep getting him crying

0:39:57.400 --> 0:39:59.600
<v Speaker 1>and just see how viral this goes. And it did. Dude,

0:39:59.600 --> 0:40:02.320
<v Speaker 1>I got like four hundred and sixty thousand views or something.

0:40:02.560 --> 0:40:05.600
<v Speaker 1>He recorded him in the bathroom too. Yeah. Later, Oh man,

0:40:05.920 --> 0:40:08.319
<v Speaker 1>that was weird. I think I know how that one goes.

0:40:08.400 --> 0:40:16.680
<v Speaker 1>He continues to cry up there right now. Yeah, keep crying,

0:40:19.040 --> 0:40:21.479
<v Speaker 1>this is my hole. Keep crying now, this is great,

0:40:22.000 --> 0:40:27.320
<v Speaker 1>will go viral crying? Keep yeah, yeah, I do that. Yeah.

0:40:27.440 --> 0:40:33.479
<v Speaker 1>So how's how's your meth addiction? You went to his house? Yeah? Yeah,

0:40:33.600 --> 0:40:36.360
<v Speaker 1>I went to his house. Technically, I wasn't the one filming.

0:40:36.600 --> 0:40:38.640
<v Speaker 1>Who was. I was just there. That was our other

0:40:39.400 --> 0:40:43.960
<v Speaker 1>podcast guy, Kevin. Kevin was just like, wouldn't stop filming him,

0:40:43.960 --> 0:40:45.960
<v Speaker 1>and I figured like, why not just go there, get

0:40:46.000 --> 0:40:48.520
<v Speaker 1>him crying, get the views. You know. We just we've

0:40:48.560 --> 0:40:51.759
<v Speaker 1>been really we wanted to grow the podcast organically, and

0:40:51.840 --> 0:40:54.120
<v Speaker 1>the best way to grow it organically is to get

0:40:54.280 --> 0:40:57.640
<v Speaker 1>really good content and that was some good ship. Dude,

0:40:57.680 --> 0:41:00.480
<v Speaker 1>what do you have planned? What's under the horizon? Aristonto

0:41:00.520 --> 0:41:02.560
<v Speaker 1>Georgeton's a lot of stuff. Man. I'm still you know,

0:41:02.600 --> 0:41:06.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm still doing uh still still doing my Ted talk,

0:41:06.280 --> 0:41:09.520
<v Speaker 1>my um my fake Ted talk. That's really fun. Like

0:41:09.560 --> 0:41:11.719
<v Speaker 1>I said, our golf podcast is really starting to take

0:41:11.760 --> 0:41:13.600
<v Speaker 1>off and it's uh, it's been a lot of fun.

0:41:13.640 --> 0:41:16.280
<v Speaker 1>It's uh, it's brought us a lot of free golf

0:41:16.360 --> 0:41:18.680
<v Speaker 1>and a lot of chances to compete, which is hilarious

0:41:18.719 --> 0:41:21.440
<v Speaker 1>because uh, you know we're not we're not pros, so

0:41:21.480 --> 0:41:25.040
<v Speaker 1>it's fun. Where could somebody who listens to our show?

0:41:25.040 --> 0:41:26.920
<v Speaker 1>It was like, I want to check out this stuff,

0:41:26.960 --> 0:41:28.799
<v Speaker 1>but where did they find it? Uh? You know, you

0:41:28.800 --> 0:41:32.720
<v Speaker 1>can find um the Golf podcast on uh at country

0:41:32.719 --> 0:41:36.520
<v Speaker 1>Club Adjacent on Instagram and TikTok on Twitter, and then

0:41:36.840 --> 0:41:40.440
<v Speaker 1>um you can follow my uh my online profile at

0:41:40.440 --> 0:41:42.960
<v Speaker 1>Bottle of Stattle. You can also follow my fake character

0:41:43.080 --> 0:41:45.839
<v Speaker 1>at Blake Webber and uh, I'm having a lot of fun.

0:41:45.960 --> 0:41:48.960
<v Speaker 1>Everything's a hoot, all right, Aristotle Jorgson, thank you so

0:41:49.080 --> 0:41:52.919
<v Speaker 1>much for coming. And I really apologize on our's behalf. Yeah,

0:41:52.960 --> 0:41:57.600
<v Speaker 1>I mean this was strange whatever coming up Act three.

0:41:57.840 --> 0:42:00.719
<v Speaker 1>But first a word from our sponsors, who make this

0:42:00.840 --> 0:42:15.080
<v Speaker 1>high quality program possible. Stay with us Act three two.

0:42:15.160 --> 0:42:18.680
<v Speaker 1>Jobs to make ends meet. At least that was the

0:42:18.800 --> 0:42:21.120
<v Speaker 1>reason we're not having time to join them. He was

0:42:21.200 --> 0:42:23.719
<v Speaker 1>always working a lot of bills to pay. She was

0:42:23.760 --> 0:42:29.919
<v Speaker 1>also very what I'm looking for? Oh honey, look, crew

0:42:30.000 --> 0:42:33.239
<v Speaker 1>walks in the door. It's me. Would you like to

0:42:33.360 --> 0:42:37.960
<v Speaker 1>explain to me why you missed our daughter, Sadie's fifth

0:42:38.120 --> 0:42:43.600
<v Speaker 1>birthday party? Let me look at her? Look at her? Well?

0:42:43.640 --> 0:42:48.200
<v Speaker 1>Who the funk pacer shoes and her dress is? Watch

0:42:48.200 --> 0:42:55.920
<v Speaker 1>your language, watch your watch yours, watch your room, shurty,

0:42:56.560 --> 0:42:59.600
<v Speaker 1>Just please stop play shurty. This is what keeps things fresh.

0:43:00.000 --> 0:43:10.160
<v Speaker 1>I mean, daddy fighting. We already told you, say honey, honey, Mark, Hey,

0:43:11.400 --> 0:43:14.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm the one who makes the bread around here. Now

0:43:14.239 --> 0:43:17.520
<v Speaker 1>you Sonny, now you say so, I'm the one, the

0:43:17.520 --> 0:43:21.280
<v Speaker 1>only one to know. I also, you don't contribute, Jack,

0:43:21.480 --> 0:43:25.200
<v Speaker 1>I have a job as well. What's your job? My

0:43:25.320 --> 0:43:30.399
<v Speaker 1>job is to work. My job sell real estate. I

0:43:30.480 --> 0:43:36.920
<v Speaker 1>do sell real estate. Four days ago. Yes, we're not

0:43:37.040 --> 0:43:40.160
<v Speaker 1>just depending on your income. I find that to be

0:43:40.200 --> 0:43:49.000
<v Speaker 1>a load of bullshit. Malarky, I say the last goddamn time.

0:43:49.239 --> 0:43:54.200
<v Speaker 1>That's just how your mother and I interact. I'm scared.

0:43:54.239 --> 0:43:55.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm scared. I'm scared. How do you think I felt

0:43:55.760 --> 0:44:00.360
<v Speaker 1>when we've dr dl ripple person told on a crack?

0:44:02.719 --> 0:44:04.160
<v Speaker 1>How do you think I felt the first time? The

0:44:04.239 --> 0:44:07.880
<v Speaker 1>doctor do Rebel suggested that we as a couple spice

0:44:07.880 --> 0:44:11.480
<v Speaker 1>things up by arguing all the time. Remember, because we

0:44:11.560 --> 0:44:16.600
<v Speaker 1>both work how much? I just be traumatic one day

0:44:16.640 --> 0:44:27.360
<v Speaker 1>for me for the last time. Internalize your childhood trauma.

0:44:29.160 --> 0:44:35.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to hear anyway, honey, mister birthday party?

0:44:35.840 --> 0:44:42.600
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you? I planned the party. It did pretty good.

0:44:43.760 --> 0:44:49.000
<v Speaker 1>Was it a good party? What's your good party? Do

0:44:49.080 --> 0:44:54.200
<v Speaker 1>you hear that? Do you hear what she's saying to do?

0:44:56.920 --> 0:44:59.080
<v Speaker 1>What are you going to do about it? How do

0:44:59.160 --> 0:45:01.000
<v Speaker 1>you plan to make the up to the both of us?

0:45:02.600 --> 0:45:06.000
<v Speaker 1>Heap going on and on, getting in an opportunity attack,

0:45:06.360 --> 0:45:10.920
<v Speaker 1>so bangs therapy Ripple. You had to say, so, how

0:45:10.920 --> 0:45:16.080
<v Speaker 1>didn't it work? Did you like I asked you to? Yes,

0:45:16.920 --> 0:45:19.520
<v Speaker 1>arguing a hell of a lot. Of course, I worked

0:45:19.520 --> 0:45:21.640
<v Speaker 1>your jabbs and he claims, do I get out LF?

0:45:21.760 --> 0:45:24.800
<v Speaker 1>What's that? Man? How is Sadie taking it. Not good,

0:45:25.160 --> 0:45:26.880
<v Speaker 1>not going at all. As a matter of fact, I

0:45:26.880 --> 0:45:29.480
<v Speaker 1>actually we brought Sady with us. She's sitting outside in

0:45:29.480 --> 0:45:31.160
<v Speaker 1>the hot car. Hold on, let me go get her.

0:45:33.520 --> 0:45:38.480
<v Speaker 1>It's so hot. God, be sure you can't leave your

0:45:38.600 --> 0:45:42.760
<v Speaker 1>daughter in the car. I'm not call the police. Hot car.

0:45:44.680 --> 0:45:48.359
<v Speaker 1>Very good, Very good, very good. I have a quick

0:45:48.440 --> 0:45:51.840
<v Speaker 1>question for your ripple, doctor du ripple, why are you

0:45:51.920 --> 0:45:55.160
<v Speaker 1>fucking us up like this? You're making us neglect the child.

0:45:55.520 --> 0:45:57.880
<v Speaker 1>You're having us argue with each other constantly. What's the

0:45:58.000 --> 0:46:01.000
<v Speaker 1>end game here? Game? If you do your job. I'm

0:46:01.040 --> 0:46:07.640
<v Speaker 1>talking to the doctor. You swat. I just gotta do

0:46:07.680 --> 0:46:09.839
<v Speaker 1>this on my own. I gotta, I gotta get out

0:46:09.840 --> 0:46:13.319
<v Speaker 1>of it. I can. I'm sorry, I can't do it.

0:46:13.719 --> 0:46:25.560
<v Speaker 1>Fighting fighting you're doing this is so traumatic for me.

0:46:28.360 --> 0:46:31.200
<v Speaker 1>It was cleaning the doctor head acterior motives. What looks

0:46:31.239 --> 0:46:35.320
<v Speaker 1>like from the outside. Was it therapeutical practice on the inside?

0:46:35.680 --> 0:46:41.719
<v Speaker 1>Was it disgusting toid sexual finish at the cost of

0:46:41.800 --> 0:46:48.759
<v Speaker 1>a family's dynamic? Look? So why don't the two of

0:46:48.840 --> 0:46:53.640
<v Speaker 1>you Barbara is it? And man? My name is Ben? Yeah?

0:46:53.719 --> 0:46:55.960
<v Speaker 1>What what? What? I don't know even know why I'm here?

0:46:56.040 --> 0:47:01.160
<v Speaker 1>So what exactly is the problem album between the two

0:47:01.200 --> 0:47:04.200
<v Speaker 1>of you, if one exists at all, I would tell you.

0:47:04.239 --> 0:47:06.239
<v Speaker 1>But she's going to interrupt me anyways and tell you

0:47:06.280 --> 0:47:09.279
<v Speaker 1>her versions. So why do you don't put it inside

0:47:09.320 --> 0:47:13.320
<v Speaker 1>me anymore? He won't do it. I ask him. I

0:47:13.360 --> 0:47:15.640
<v Speaker 1>try to joke him off. He doesn't even want it

0:47:16.520 --> 0:47:18.680
<v Speaker 1>if I don't want to put it inside you, And

0:47:18.800 --> 0:47:20.839
<v Speaker 1>why would I want you to trick me off? You're

0:47:20.880 --> 0:47:23.600
<v Speaker 1>still logic. It doesn't what doesn't make sense. It's how

0:47:23.640 --> 0:47:26.080
<v Speaker 1>beautiful I am, and how he treats me like trade.

0:47:26.120 --> 0:47:28.400
<v Speaker 1>Don't get me wrong, she's gorgeous. I don't like it.

0:47:28.480 --> 0:47:32.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, no, no, she's not gorgeous. She's not gorgeous.

0:47:32.200 --> 0:47:35.480
<v Speaker 1>Thick say something really mean to her, saying why to

0:47:35.560 --> 0:47:37.080
<v Speaker 1>tell her? To tell her that she's how he's just

0:47:37.080 --> 0:47:39.480
<v Speaker 1>going to help her. I don't know. I'm sure it

0:47:39.520 --> 0:47:43.400
<v Speaker 1>will somehow tell her she's likely. Don't do it, honey,

0:47:43.480 --> 0:47:46.759
<v Speaker 1>do it. Don't do it, Barbara. He is a therapist.

0:47:46.800 --> 0:47:49.640
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, and just give me the logic real quick here.

0:47:49.880 --> 0:47:52.799
<v Speaker 1>You want me to tell her my wife, Barbara, who's

0:47:53.280 --> 0:47:57.320
<v Speaker 1>who's gorgeous? She makes a diamond look like trash. Therapy

0:47:57.440 --> 0:48:02.080
<v Speaker 1>is about growth to mess sense if you will. It's

0:48:02.080 --> 0:48:06.800
<v Speaker 1>about growing. It's about you growing, her growing, and most

0:48:06.840 --> 0:48:11.839
<v Speaker 1>importantly me growing. Tell her she is ugly. Don't do it, Edie,

0:48:11.920 --> 0:48:14.520
<v Speaker 1>do it. I don't believe him, do it? Do it? Eddie?

0:48:14.560 --> 0:48:17.080
<v Speaker 1>Trust me? I think maybe I should, because look, we're

0:48:17.080 --> 0:48:18.560
<v Speaker 1>paying a lot of How much are we paying? What?

0:48:18.719 --> 0:48:21.200
<v Speaker 1>How do you pressure you? Dr? Do ripple? Dr do ripple.

0:48:21.440 --> 0:48:23.120
<v Speaker 1>We're paying a lot of money for you your sessions,

0:48:23.120 --> 0:48:26.080
<v Speaker 1>so might as well, right, yes, please do and I'll

0:48:26.120 --> 0:48:29.920
<v Speaker 1>pay you after all. Right, Honey, don't do it. You

0:48:30.040 --> 0:48:32.360
<v Speaker 1>keep saying that I'm going to do it. Don't do it,

0:48:32.440 --> 0:48:34.319
<v Speaker 1>Please do it. I mean, it's just what we're gonna do.

0:48:34.360 --> 0:48:35.640
<v Speaker 1>Is just you can't tell me not to do it.

0:48:35.640 --> 0:48:37.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't ever get a chance to tell you. But

0:48:37.120 --> 0:48:40.200
<v Speaker 1>that sounded come back? Do it? Oh that sounded come back.

0:48:40.640 --> 0:48:42.919
<v Speaker 1>I know that I could take it. You already don't

0:48:42.960 --> 0:48:46.239
<v Speaker 1>have sticks with me, You already don't stick. I'm just

0:48:46.280 --> 0:48:53.520
<v Speaker 1>saying you're ugly. Okay, why not tell her that? Tell

0:48:53.520 --> 0:49:01.000
<v Speaker 1>her she's a bad mother, You're a bad it's the well.

0:49:01.440 --> 0:49:04.319
<v Speaker 1>Now give her the opposite of a pep talk that

0:49:04.480 --> 0:49:08.279
<v Speaker 1>you and I went over before. You remember it say

0:49:08.320 --> 0:49:10.680
<v Speaker 1>it man, it will say to the man. Time we'll

0:49:10.719 --> 0:49:12.839
<v Speaker 1>say at the same time, all of us, I really

0:49:12.880 --> 0:49:15.399
<v Speaker 1>have to say the anti pep talk. Here we go.

0:49:15.920 --> 0:49:36.320
<v Speaker 1>But you so discussing. Look you do either of you

0:49:36.719 --> 0:49:41.920
<v Speaker 1>have a sleeping pill because I could use a nap.

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