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Speaker 1: robot man, alread this is this is Americans Life. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: With producer Andy and our special guest contributor for this
Speaker 1: episode is Aristotle George. Soon in our show, we'll be
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Speaker 1: Our safety systems have come a long way. But he
Speaker 1: was out to prove they could be outsmartedly because he
Speaker 1: had a what do you call that personality kind of
Speaker 1: thing where you just kind of like help me out
Speaker 1: your producer, and he was he had uh chip on
Speaker 1: his shoulder every but he had something else complex, A complex, Yeah,
Speaker 1: inferiority or superiority enough, Jesus, isn't my pre Now. I
Speaker 1: was curious. I just you know, yeah, try to help
Speaker 1: you curious and I'm done read Okay. I wasn't sure
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Speaker 1: good dude, all right, here you go. Alry safety systems
Speaker 1: have come a long way, but he was had to
Speaker 1: prove they could be outsmarted as he had a complex.
Speaker 1: He's ill get whatever it's going to. Yeah, I'm a
Speaker 1: driving the room before. I don't know what will sh
Speaker 1: um twelve weeks I think ever since my wife had
Speaker 1: a baby. Uh. And you know what was really starting
Speaker 1: to piss me off is you know how when if
Speaker 1: you don't fasten your seatbelt and dings dings dings dings
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Speaker 1: above the seat so they can't feel the No, I
Speaker 1: can't see what are you talking about? So soda soda? Listen, guys,
Speaker 1: we're just here talking shop about But everything you do
Speaker 1: is like trying to figure out how am I going
Speaker 1: to add smart the safety protocol of the system that
Speaker 1: COSD was like, what is that's not even that's not safe?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? And with COVID you're letting the
Speaker 1: passengers sit in the front seat were yeah, well, I
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Speaker 1: tongues like what is that? When the guys being guys.
Speaker 1: What guys being guys talking shop? Talking about U? You
Speaker 1: got an inferiors inferious inferior complix? What is that? Inferiority
Speaker 1: comperiority complex? Or is it superiority? How is it that
Speaker 1: at all? How is it in any way an inferiority complex?
Speaker 1: Is he inferiority or I don't remember what if? What
Speaker 1: the differences between superiority? It's one of them and you
Speaker 1: got it. Yeah. I don't appreciate this kind of talk
Speaker 1: from huge guys. You know that's how you are alright
Speaker 1: always you want to know you want an example, I
Speaker 1: would like I would like an example. Tell him about
Speaker 1: the time at the at the barbecue. It was last
Speaker 1: week at the barbecue. I remember having a wonderful time
Speaker 1: at the bobby. You were manning to grill and then
Speaker 1: you go, what do you want? I said, give me
Speaker 1: a burger now, and you go, oh, no, give you
Speaker 1: what I want to give you. Yeah, So superiority and
Speaker 1: inferiority inferior that is first of all, that was that
Speaker 1: is a perfect example of a superiority complex. Okay, so
Speaker 1: it is superiority. Wasn't get that out of the the way
Speaker 1: right now, And what's inferiority. Inferiority? I think it's when
Speaker 1: you think you that everybody's better than you, would show
Speaker 1: you overcompensate. Oh that's what you have. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: you got. That's what you got. That's what you got.
Speaker 1: That's what you got. Yeah, you got the inferiority. What
Speaker 1: everyone's better than you? Oh? Got you good? I figured
Speaker 1: there's something wrong with my brain. Is it not good?
Speaker 1: It's not good. It's not like everybody else who's got
Speaker 1: great brains. I'm just just brain. But you know what,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Whenever the state holds you
Speaker 1: into the psych ward and then you have to take
Speaker 1: those assessments, I got a great way to circumvent the testing.
Speaker 1: They when they ask you a question, Yeah, is it adderall.
Speaker 1: It's a combination. You got a narcotic complex. I mean
Speaker 1: I love Adderall, but like the focus. But you like
Speaker 1: anything that's got pills, a form of pills. I just
Speaker 1: took four Adville before this. Like why though you have
Speaker 1: no headache? I don't know. I just you know what,
Speaker 1: I got a headache right now because all this, I'm
Speaker 1: kind to finish. Taught here enough for your superiorities. You're
Speaker 1: not better than us. You're not better than your pepper
Speaker 1: paid me. You got better than us, Jane. It was
Speaker 1: clear he's three friends came together or not because they
Speaker 1: just met each other at a bowling attie. They found
Speaker 1: each other in a web chat room. They all have
Speaker 1: complexes and they bond it because of it. So why
Speaker 1: don't the three of you tell me why exactly you're
Speaker 1: still hanging out? Well, you know, I'm kind of the
Speaker 1: yend to his yang, and he's the yand to his young.
Speaker 1: That's right, right? Is yang less than yin? I think
Speaker 1: so because it comes second in the order, and my
Speaker 1: big that makes sense my book, in my book, the
Speaker 1: yen is the highest. You all need to get on
Speaker 1: my freaking page. Well, well, we knew that. We knew
Speaker 1: that yen was the highest because it comes first. The
Speaker 1: yang is the second because it comes third. But we
Speaker 1: had the little medallion. But narcotic guy over here swallowed
Speaker 1: it because he thought it was a pill. I know,
Speaker 1: you know what, I didn't feel nothing. I swallowed it,
Speaker 1: think it was a pill, didn't do nothing. I pretty
Speaker 1: sure it's not a pill. I gave this joker some skittles,
Speaker 1: and this fucking guy just swallowed it. You chew it,
Speaker 1: your an idiot. I wonder if we can get a
Speaker 1: doctor to prescribe him to be shut up pills. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm not even talking that much. Anybody talking any amount
Speaker 1: is too much for me when I could be talking
Speaker 1: because I am so much better and what I have
Speaker 1: to say, it's so much more important than what everybody
Speaker 1: else has to say. These three friends, why they were
Speaker 1: such golden girls of complex issues Tuesday's gilling Girls Complex issues? Okay,
Speaker 1: that probably wouldn't work, but I was just going out
Speaker 1: of his face and not listening to the narrative. I'm listening,
Speaker 1: and I was trying to do a little little jet
Speaker 1: to a different and I've had him in Yeah, here
Speaker 1: you go. So how long have you guys been friends?
Speaker 1: I guess twelve weeks? The way did you guys decided
Speaker 1: to start going to therapy together? Because every waking second
Speaker 1: that I spent with these two guys was filled with
Speaker 1: strife and conflict and I wanted to resolve it. I
Speaker 1: felt like, as the leader of this group and the
Speaker 1: best one in this group, it was up to me
Speaker 1: to take the reins. And who's playing for all the therapy? Uh?
Speaker 1: That guy Mark. Mark is paying for all the pay
Speaker 1: for because he is our little bitch. Also, I'm kind
Speaker 1: of loaded, So you've got a lot of money, a
Speaker 1: lot of case. You got a lot of What are
Speaker 1: you gonna do with those guys? I don't know? By me?
Speaker 1: By me some more percosets just right now. It's like
Speaker 1: a much overlaxed It kills my pain that I have.
Speaker 1: You takes, I wouldn't say addicted. I in joy pills
Speaker 1: every second of every day. What do you guys to
Speaker 1: accomplish being a trifecta complexes? I'm hoping that we all
Speaker 1: finally see the light and realize that I am the
Speaker 1: best person, not only in this group, but probably in
Speaker 1: society and large. And we would all agree. I wanted
Speaker 1: a prescription for zoloft, That's really what I wanted. Well,
Speaker 1: that we should have seen a psychiatrist and not a psychologist,
Speaker 1: because there's only a psychiatrist can prescribe medication. A psychologist cannot.
Speaker 1: What's the difference. I don't understand. What's the difference? Well,
Speaker 1: how are you going to get your pills? Everybody knows this.
Speaker 1: How are you gonna get your pills from a psychologist?
Speaker 1: The therapist that suggested they all joined this complex type
Speaker 1: of competition. They would all compete with their complexes. See,
Speaker 1: you would win in the end. Alright, well everybody, well
Speaker 1: go back to you. What is up with that guy? Alright,
Speaker 1: let's bring up our next trio. Introduce yourselves. My name
Speaker 1: is Greg James in that over as Mark. I'm Mark.
Speaker 1: He's too scared to talk because he's scared of everything. Hey,
Speaker 1: I have a question for the host. What's your question?
Speaker 1: How did this game working? How do we win? All
Speaker 1: three of you kind of talk a little bit, and uh,
Speaker 1: I try to figure out. The judges they try to
Speaker 1: figure out what what what is up with you? Who
Speaker 1: are the judges? I'm the freaking judge. I'm the judge,
Speaker 1: Jerry and execution. If y'all don't do what I say, No,
Speaker 1: you're not the judge, Yeah you're What of the trio?
Speaker 1: Stuck in this concept that they thought they had that
Speaker 1: but clearly didn't. I can make it work, baby. Well,
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Speaker 1: you guys? And uh, if if it's not too weird
Speaker 1: and doesn't scare too many of our viewers, you want
Speaker 1: a cash? All right? Well, I found ways to circumvent
Speaker 1: safety regulations. Are we allowed to use the cash price
Speaker 1: for anything? Easy? You can use it for anything except
Speaker 1: for class to narcotics. With the class to darcotic, he
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Speaker 1: Stop talking about north COEs. What do you want for me?
Speaker 1: I think we've decided who the winner is. Or are
Speaker 1: you gonna go with the trio with the douche bag,
Speaker 1: the scared guy of the guy who gets off prescription
Speaker 1: tell what they want. He wasn't actually getting off the
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Speaker 1: What didn't you take? I don't remember. I just I
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Speaker 1: That's all I remember was being asleep. I'm the attending position.
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Speaker 1: in Aristotle, How are you today? Good? How are you
Speaker 1: uh Ari? Is it yes? Okay? Do you want to
Speaker 1: know it? Are you wish it for? It's are postable? Basis? Okay?
Speaker 1: Good to know the Turkish name. Very cool? Actually, it's
Speaker 1: just so, why did you say the other thing? I
Speaker 1: just wanted to be cool? Thank you? Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: you don't have to you don't have to lie to
Speaker 1: be cool. Dude? Can we pop in for just one second?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Can we take that butt out? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: I have a quick note for them yet for the host.
Speaker 1: Very sorry, just one song? Um, all right? What the
Speaker 1: funk man? Why why are you lying to the guests
Speaker 1: to make yourself look cool? I don't know why why.
Speaker 1: I just haven't been feeling very cool? Way? Why do
Speaker 1: I have to do this before every show? You're so cool?
Speaker 1: You're the coolest person I know. Is feed it times
Speaker 1: you're cool? Tell me something that are cool about me? Well,
Speaker 1: you have a really cool voice. I know yours that
Speaker 1: your loafers are cool. I thought it was pretty cool
Speaker 1: you gave me a hug when I came in. It
Speaker 1: was a by conversation. It was pretty cool that you
Speaker 1: gave me a hug when I left your house this morning,
Speaker 1: and I said, see you at the show. So cool.
Speaker 1: I feel like I did him. I'm sorry, It's okay
Speaker 1: already listen. I'm gonna give you the same pep talk
Speaker 1: I give you every time. I know it's so much.
Speaker 1: We'll do at the same time. We'll do the same time. Ari,
Speaker 1: you are the coolest, greatest broadcaster in the history of
Speaker 1: all of broadcasting, radio and pot and podcasting and just
Speaker 1: and love your loafers, its tassels, and your jacket with
Speaker 1: jacket him a jacket from when you plaid bad men
Speaker 1: as a senior in junior college, junior college. Okay, that's beautiful.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get back to it. I'm very sorry,
Speaker 1: but you know I understand, I understand what this fucking
Speaker 1: do this all right? Go ahead and action. So Aristotle,
Speaker 1: how long have you been listening to the show. I honestly,
Speaker 1: I have not listened to the show. I thought you
Speaker 1: were a big fan. You've been listening for a long time,
Speaker 1: like many years. When producers told us, well maybe my
Speaker 1: manager said that, but I didn't. That didn't come necessarily
Speaker 1: from me. Let's call your manager real quick. Okay, here
Speaker 1: and then I speak to Aristotle George's manager. Well, this
Speaker 1: is speaking about what's your name, Gavin? Did you you
Speaker 1: told us that Theristotle George and had listened to our
Speaker 1: radio show. And apparently that's not true. That's totally true?
Speaker 1: Is he there? Easier? Right now? Let me let me
Speaker 1: get my producer Andy to patch uman. I'm gonna patch
Speaker 1: you through right now, Vina stop, I got another car,
Speaker 1: can't hear you? Wow? That's are you looking for new representation. Now,
Speaker 1: I guess so that was really weird. I find that
Speaker 1: very weird when people won't take on responsibility and just
Speaker 1: apologize that was That's weird. That's weird. All right? Can
Speaker 1: I side bar with you for a second so I'll
Speaker 1: be right back. Are you in a good studio? Um?
Speaker 1: You know what we Yeah, let's let's let's go out
Speaker 1: to the outside of the door. This is a primo
Speaker 1: opportunity for you. Find he has no representation, to find
Speaker 1: three good uh excellent? Now he gets Okay, this is
Speaker 1: a good opportunity for you. Yes, he doesn't have representation.
Speaker 1: Now I'm still in that. I know that your side
Speaker 1: putting down. I know that your side hustle has been
Speaker 1: to represent entertainers. Yeah, don't lay it on too thick.
Speaker 1: I mean, but you might be able to snag him
Speaker 1: as a client if you play your cards right. Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean I told you that it was a manager
Speaker 1: have entertainers four years ago at a party. I'm surprised
Speaker 1: you remember it now. I remember everything that you do
Speaker 1: and say you know why because you say it with me.
Speaker 1: Are the greatest broadcaster and podcaster slash manager. I entertained.
Speaker 1: I know I know this, all right, let's do this.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, sorry about that. That was weird that I
Speaker 1: just sat here alone. That was very I have a
Speaker 1: proposal for you, Okay, I bad if I represented you
Speaker 1: as your manager and I could get you some jobs. Um,
Speaker 1: what experience do you have? Like who's the other clients
Speaker 1: and stuff Red Buttons is doing? Is that a clown?
Speaker 1: Is a old comedian? Oh okay, that's you know he
Speaker 1: passed away. Oh well, so so he's not your client anymore. Well,
Speaker 1: then I started representing this Red Buttons should be the act.
Speaker 1: Oh so you went from the actual Red Buttons to
Speaker 1: the Tribute Act because that's how I know. I just
Speaker 1: know I know Red Button as well. What has this
Speaker 1: Red Buttons Tribute Act done that I might have seen
Speaker 1: him in? Or that you his name was Lavender Hooks. Okay,
Speaker 1: it wasn't my choice. You went with it, but you know,
Speaker 1: I give him a lot of work. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of cruise ships, there's a lot of like mauture golf
Speaker 1: places make tons of money. Like how when you say
Speaker 1: tons of money? Like what is that? Pick a number?
Speaker 1: I'll tell you go higher lower, um, like like thirty k,
Speaker 1: pick one closer? To mine twenty k, picken close through
Speaker 1: to my number. You said you'd go higher lower. I
Speaker 1: don't know, but I mean I thought you'd be close.
Speaker 1: Like you know, i'd say go up and you go
Speaker 1: a little bit or down a little bit, and I
Speaker 1: mean this is you're just you're you're not really getting Okay,
Speaker 1: ten k? Did you make ten k last year? Is
Speaker 1: that how much you make? No, that's I'm just picking
Speaker 1: a small number. So that how much are you making?
Speaker 1: Like ten k when you go to Duke? Wait? Are
Speaker 1: you making ten k to come here? No? No, this
Speaker 1: was not paid. You guys didn't have a budget. They asked.
Speaker 1: I would say that. Okay, I'm just gonna put it
Speaker 1: out there. I don't think I want to be your client.
Speaker 1: I don't really think you have much experience. I've never
Speaker 1: heard any of your acts in ten k sounds like
Speaker 1: a lot of money to you. So, um, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: politely decline. Is there anything? I'm gonna politely withdraw my
Speaker 1: offer because frankly, you're not the legacy act they need. Baby, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's fine, Yeah, today, what do you fucking um? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What what what do you think you do? Because I
Speaker 1: don't know uh, you know comedy. I do a lot
Speaker 1: of like sketch sketch stuff like you No, no, like
Speaker 1: sketch sketch comedy. Um. I have like a character on
Speaker 1: Instagram that I do called Blake Weber. Um, I d J.
Speaker 1: I play a lot of golf and I do a
Speaker 1: lot of things. And you do these all at the
Speaker 1: same time. No, no, no, no um. So you know
Speaker 1: you do them at different times. I do them at
Speaker 1: different times, but I do all of them, and you know,
Speaker 1: I just try to because if you did do all
Speaker 1: of those at the same time, I could see why
Speaker 1: you would make ten K. But you know, no, I
Speaker 1: still do, but I just I do them separately, like
Speaker 1: I get paid to do like each one of them.
Speaker 1: He's hoping that you're an novelty act that you do
Speaker 1: all these things so he can represent you like like
Speaker 1: red buttons. I told you, yeah, no, I don't think
Speaker 1: that that's going to happen. But yeah, that's kind of
Speaker 1: what I do. Did you get into it. I don't
Speaker 1: mean doing it for doing what like all this stuff
Speaker 1: at the same time. Well, I don't do it all
Speaker 1: at the same time, but you know, I picked up
Speaker 1: djaying you know like four or four years ago. I've
Speaker 1: been doing comedy since, you know, two thousand twelve. Um,
Speaker 1: you remember the first time you DJ? Is it like
Speaker 1: a party? He was like, what was it? Yeah? It was?
Speaker 1: It was a pool party and essentially we were the
Speaker 1: first act of the day and there was we DJ
Speaker 1: to like three people. How many? How many? I mean
Speaker 1: was the age range of the people that were there?
Speaker 1: Twenty one plus. It was like a there's a drinking
Speaker 1: there's a drinking pool. I think we have we haven't America.
Speaker 1: This is the one with a kid drowned, right, Yeah?
Speaker 1: What can you can pull it up? And you can
Speaker 1: pull it up? Yeah, yeah, I got it. That's not
Speaker 1: the party I was at here. He goes, she is awesome.
Speaker 1: What youre up? It's like webber dude, dude, it's so dope.
Speaker 1: Taking nap in the pool? Yeah, bro, don't take a
Speaker 1: nap in the pool. Why I'm tired. The pool looks good,
Speaker 1: all the bedrooms are open. Go take a nap in
Speaker 1: the bed. There's only three people here. You have him tired?
Speaker 1: The bed so far away, dude, I would take a
Speaker 1: knap from the pool. I can't stress enough that it's bad.
Speaker 1: Idea to sleep from the pool. If you still needs
Speaker 1: beatam makes them no, don't. Management wanted me to ask
Speaker 1: if the person the pool is still alive. You gotta
Speaker 1: stop talking, so you gotta turn the music off so
Speaker 1: that somebody could hear me yell for help. Okay, is
Speaker 1: there anybody here? Food knows Steve, try what is that
Speaker 1: you want me to turn it up? It was my
Speaker 1: only one of two friends and they were volded my party.
Speaker 1: That was your first DJ. That was my first DJ gig.
Speaker 1: It was It was really fun until the guy drowned.
Speaker 1: Is that how you kind of became popular? Like cool?
Speaker 1: I remember that one. That's when the guy drown Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I mean it's not often that a party is
Speaker 1: so lit that someone just drowns, you know, And so
Speaker 1: they kind of put me on the map. You know.
Speaker 1: We actually in our archives we have audio from a
Speaker 1: bathroom at a club from one of your gigs shortly
Speaker 1: after that one. I remember that, but we we have
Speaker 1: you can you hit the button. I'm gonna hit the
Speaker 1: button now. I'm just gonna listen. Oh my god, this
Speaker 1: DJ is great. He's so great. Yeah, this is this
Speaker 1: is one of the this is one of the best
Speaker 1: nights in my life. You know that great? You know
Speaker 1: what I heard you hear? I heard that he was
Speaker 1: the DJ at that party where the guy ain't all
Speaker 1: hot dog. It was like a competition. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: The other one where the guy was all the hot
Speaker 1: dogs in the poll, there was a competition, three of them, Candidice, No, no,
Speaker 1: that's the party. I know what you're talking about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about. What you're talking about,
Speaker 1: you're talking about the hot dog. No, no, for Christ's sake,
Speaker 1: we're talking about the same thing. There was that competition
Speaker 1: of hot dogs. That best party. Yeah, that was different.
Speaker 1: That was different. Who did you hear this from? Candide?
Speaker 1: I was there? You know that doesn't No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: this is a different guy. This is a guy, different party.
Speaker 1: This is a guy. There were no hot dogs there.
Speaker 1: Start from the beginning. Okay, okay, DJ at this club
Speaker 1: that was J Yes, yes, this DJADJ at the party
Speaker 1: where the guy round round hot catch up. Goddamnit, I
Speaker 1: was there. Why are you always talking about this stupid
Speaker 1: party you were at where they ate a bunch of
Speaker 1: hot dogs? Sounds pretty late. The greatest party I've been
Speaker 1: doing my life. Nobody will listen to down what you great? Candice?
Speaker 1: So many hot dogs and only three guys can eat Candice, Candice,
Speaker 1: girl girl, Listen, Listen, listen. I don't even been to
Speaker 1: a party like that Again, Candice, I'm gonna give you
Speaker 1: the same pap talk I give you every time you
Speaker 1: break down like this about the party? What are you?
Speaker 1: You know it? And what's so thick? So many times
Speaker 1: we're all going to stay at the same time. Can
Speaker 1: it is? You are the best photo lab technician I've
Speaker 1: ever now, and you have a nice smile, and your
Speaker 1: boots are good good and hot dogs are favorite thing
Speaker 1: seeing parties, to be eaten, to be that parties and
Speaker 1: your boobs said, I'm man those Yeah, well, well they're
Speaker 1: good good and is longer than usual. You're just she's drunk.
Speaker 1: She's drunk. She's so so drunk. And I have eyes
Speaker 1: for the DJ who killed a kid India. I have
Speaker 1: to tell you that I don't know what you got
Speaker 1: this recording, but to record somebody inside the bathroom, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's highly illegal. That's really creepy. Well I'm not only
Speaker 1: that it's creepy as well, but it's also very illegal.
Speaker 1: It's creepy and illegal. I don't know, I don't really
Speaker 1: necessarily want to be associated with Um is that possible
Speaker 1: to edit that out? Which? But um, I mean bastically
Speaker 1: I mean at this point is state's evidence? Oh well,
Speaker 1: I mean against Andy. So I don't know if you
Speaker 1: really want your producer. I can't imagine another person hiring
Speaker 1: on for this show. I'm sorry, UM, it's yeah, it
Speaker 1: is impossible for me to add this out because uh,
Speaker 1: as I was putting a spycam in a vent and
Speaker 1: the ceiling of a bathroom and i cut my hand
Speaker 1: on jagged piece tile, So I'm not going to be
Speaker 1: able to edit that out. Sorry. You guys know it's
Speaker 1: about golf. Yeah, play play a lot of golf. And
Speaker 1: what would you say in the hierarchy of what's most
Speaker 1: important to you? To the thing that you just say, fucking,
Speaker 1: I don't care what number one, but between between what
Speaker 1: between all the things that you know you do, what's
Speaker 1: number one? Number one? Number one will always just will
Speaker 1: be you know, comedy. You know, it's like whatever I'm doing,
Speaker 1: comedy is a part of it, and it's going to
Speaker 1: be number one always. What is? Uh, what's number two?
Speaker 1: Quality of what I do you know. I mean, you
Speaker 1: never mentioned quality is the thing that you do. You
Speaker 1: just say comedy. Well, you said a hierarchy of the
Speaker 1: things that you do and what it is, and so
Speaker 1: I said, you know, comedy is really important in terms
Speaker 1: of like what is inserted into the things that I do.
Speaker 1: And so that's number one I'm saying of all the
Speaker 1: jobs that you have. If you oh, you're saying, like
Speaker 1: what do I like best? Yes? Why don't you just
Speaker 1: say that it's less interesting? But but you you asked
Speaker 1: it in a way that that seemed like you wanted
Speaker 1: to get to the deeper root of what I liked
Speaker 1: best within all the stuff that I do? Was in
Speaker 1: motherfucker Jesus, I was been doing this for a long time.
Speaker 1: How long you asked questions? They get people to think
Speaker 1: and reach and that's what I was doing. I was
Speaker 1: thinking on a higher level than the surface bullshit that
Speaker 1: you asked me. Have a quick sidebar with my house? Please?
Speaker 1: All right, let's step outside, Yeah yeah, stepping in with you?
Speaker 1: So weird? Are you stopping such a dick to the guest,
Speaker 1: because I don't want you to do that anymore? What
Speaker 1: do you can do about it? Oh? My God, you
Speaker 1: can get my face. Okay, let's go back in there finishing.
Speaker 1: Let's tell you about a different podcast you have, because
Speaker 1: you have a dot Um where can they be heard? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean everywhere app apples, Spotify, iTunes, YouTube. So the
Speaker 1: hierarchy of your favorite podcast to the ones? Give me
Speaker 1: the what's number one? Well, I mean I only I
Speaker 1: only have one podcast right now. Oh yeah, it's um,
Speaker 1: there's just number one. That's number one. Yeah, that's the
Speaker 1: Golfing one Country club a Jason. Yeah, nice, tell me
Speaker 1: about that. It's a great podcast. We talked about golf.
Speaker 1: You know how when we go out on the course,
Speaker 1: we play a lot of money games, play some money games,
Speaker 1: and you know, our our Instagram and our TikTok really
Speaker 1: started blowing up this year. We started doing this thing
Speaker 1: called the back Off Challenge where people will step up
Speaker 1: to their ball to hit it and we roast essentially
Speaker 1: roast them before they hit the ball, uh and try
Speaker 1: to get them to step away from their ball to
Speaker 1: re readjust and reconcentrate on the next shot. I don't
Speaker 1: know much about golf, but I know producer Andy is
Speaker 1: an avid golfer. My sister is a golf pro to
Speaker 1: your golf course and wow, that's that's cool. Have your name.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell you that. Why not because I
Speaker 1: don't know to protect her privacy. Just not a professional golfer.
Speaker 1: She's a pro. And of course what does that mean.
Speaker 1: She's a teacher. Yeah, she gives lessons. So if you're
Speaker 1: a golf bro, that means you teach. And if you're
Speaker 1: a professional golfer you're on TV, that means you compete. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that would be very distracting, is like I think kind
Speaker 1: of the the bit there as as a golfer, that
Speaker 1: would be distracting for somebody to be saying those sorts
Speaker 1: of things are before I don't even know what it
Speaker 1: is he's saying. And when he said that that they
Speaker 1: roast people as they're about to hit a ball, that
Speaker 1: would be very distracting. And you would have to step
Speaker 1: away to kind of gather yourself to hit a good
Speaker 1: shot because because it takes a lot of concentration, so
Speaker 1: your ball is directly in front of you quick and
Speaker 1: then yeah, they're about to hit the ball because they
Speaker 1: want to put it in a hole. Y. Yeah, before
Speaker 1: they do that, they step away, and then you just
Speaker 1: would no step up to the ball. They step up
Speaker 1: to the ball and they address it as though they're
Speaker 1: about to hit it, and then we'll say something like, hey,
Speaker 1: nice shoes, Shaquille O'Neill. You know, if they've got like
Speaker 1: really big shoes or something, just some kind of joke.
Speaker 1: You know, most of the time, it's relatively surface level,
Speaker 1: unless it's like a really close friend and you can
Speaker 1: jab them and like, hey, your if your dad was
Speaker 1: here and saw you hit this bad shot, he probably
Speaker 1: would tell you he doesn't love you know, sometimes sometimes
Speaker 1: we cut deep. Is Shaquille O'Neil a nice guy? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not friends with ship hell O'Neil. I
Speaker 1: was just that's just a reference to uh, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just him on your show. We've been
Speaker 1: trying to get him for a few years. He's read no, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, I didn't have much. I was saying that
Speaker 1: that's like maybe a joke, a roast joke that we
Speaker 1: would do to someone to try to back them off
Speaker 1: their balls. Shaquillain was a very large basketball player, and
Speaker 1: he would have really big shoes. That might be something
Speaker 1: that that the golfer is self conscious about. Is their shoes, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because sometimes they wear they wear really dumb shoes out there,
Speaker 1: and so, you know, or we make fun of their
Speaker 1: shorts if they're wearing socks that are too long. It's
Speaker 1: just you know, that kind of stuff with shame short shame.
Speaker 1: I get it. Yeah. So it's a it's a fun
Speaker 1: it's a fun thing, and it's been it's been really
Speaker 1: cool for the game of golf. You know. I think
Speaker 1: we're making a nice impact. Do you ever loose that
Speaker 1: terms of money by chance? I mean sometimes, I mean
Speaker 1: we never really play for that much money, but yeah,
Speaker 1: sometimes I lose with it. With the most money ever
Speaker 1: lost on a golf course, Yeah, I think like fifty
Speaker 1: dollars closed the ten k. Well, I mean I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna bet ten k no, no, but maybe because you
Speaker 1: just don't have it. I have ten k. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: just not I don't want to play for that much money,
Speaker 1: and I don't think that, you know, many of my
Speaker 1: friends want to play for that much money either. You're
Speaker 1: not much of a big road, not the kind of
Speaker 1: client that I would want. I'm just saying, Okay, I
Speaker 1: mean maybe I'm not being Betty. I'm just maybe maybe
Speaker 1: I just don't. I'm not that much of a degenerate.
Speaker 1: I don't know. So it looks like we've run out
Speaker 1: of time for that clip of him on the golf
Speaker 1: course doing comedy. I've got a lot of calls coming in.
Speaker 1: Somebody wants to represent me, to represent what I call
Speaker 1: you later dish bill. Wow, and he was looking for
Speaker 1: new management. Wow. That he's doing pretty well. No, he was.
Speaker 1: He wasn't. He was gonna say, what's up? That's how
Speaker 1: tight I am with these guys. Cool. You guys are tight.
Speaker 1: But he still hasn't officially signed on for you to
Speaker 1: represent him. I haven't asked him. So you guys are
Speaker 1: just buddies and they don't even need to ask him. Well,
Speaker 1: we're all in luck because that clip of you on
Speaker 1: the golf course doing commy, it's only like five seconds long. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so let's hear that four. I just stopped the clip.
Speaker 1: So the guy just says four. What's that? Well, well,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry it was eight seconds long. We didn't get
Speaker 1: to the part where he started cracking cracking. I'll say
Speaker 1: it again all right. By the way, what do you
Speaker 1: mean four? It means that there's a ball headed your
Speaker 1: way and it could hit you. And I think the
Speaker 1: reason why they said that is because it's a one
Speaker 1: syllable word. It's easy to yell out instead of you,
Speaker 1: which well you know, they could have also yelled ball. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the number four, it's not the number four. The number
Speaker 1: it's a four F O R E. Yeah, that's not
Speaker 1: how he spoke the number four. Yeah, because it's not
Speaker 1: the number four. Reference the number four, Lady Cliff again,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Well, the ball that was
Speaker 1: that was the difference was the wrong clip. Wrong clip.
Speaker 1: That was the wrong clip. That was somebody that was
Speaker 1: the first time golfer. That's why you can't say ball
Speaker 1: instead of four. Doesn't mean Yeah, alright, let's play the
Speaker 1: real clip, the real cliff we could after before with
Speaker 1: the guy says something out of that. Yeah, the video
Speaker 1: that you're playing isn't the one. Um neither of those.
Speaker 1: Scroll down a little bit and then I think third
Speaker 1: from the bottle, that one I accidentally liked this photo.
Speaker 1: That man engagement is good. I mean, it doesn't. It
Speaker 1: doesn't show up who specifically likes it, doesn't. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna like it. Well, you didn't have to do that.
Speaker 1: That's he just left it there. But if I was
Speaker 1: representing him, might be liking this ship all day. So
Speaker 1: what do you want from? All? Right? Go ahead? And
Speaker 1: this clip right there, right there, right there. Hey, you
Speaker 1: look like Bradley Cooper on meth. Did you see that?
Speaker 1: Don't don't cry, but you're just supposed to laugh. You
Speaker 1: know about my math problem. You know that I've struggled
Speaker 1: for years years. Sorry, I'm so sorry. We just it
Speaker 1: was You do look like Bradley Cooper on meth. Just
Speaker 1: kind of a fact, just like Bradley Cooper. Why do
Speaker 1: you have to bring up them? Because you know that
Speaker 1: I accidentally killed my fiance with my car because I
Speaker 1: was on Yeah, I'm really sorry. Were just say shoes?
Speaker 1: I think they are? Jeff, do you want to shut
Speaker 1: down the video? Okay? Yeah? Thank you really killed? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: it murdered. And that's kind of the video that like
Speaker 1: how long blew us up? How long did he go
Speaker 1: on crying? He immediately like right after that video he left,
Speaker 1: he went straight home. But long the video last, well,
Speaker 1: the video itself is only two minutes and twenty seconds,
Speaker 1: because that's the most you can put on Twitter. Because
Speaker 1: he wanted it to get on all yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: And so he was crying for a while and then
Speaker 1: I kept telling my buddy just stopped filming him, and he, um,
Speaker 1: he wouldn't stop filming him. And then I finally was like,
Speaker 1: all right, I guess let's just keep getting him crying
Speaker 1: and just see how viral this goes. And it did. Dude,
Speaker 1: I got like four hundred and sixty thousand views or something.
Speaker 1: He recorded him in the bathroom too. Yeah. Later, Oh man,
Speaker 1: that was weird. I think I know how that one goes.
Speaker 1: He continues to cry up there right now. Yeah, keep crying,
Speaker 1: this is my hole. Keep crying now, this is great,
Speaker 1: will go viral crying? Keep yeah, yeah, I do that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So how's how's your meth addiction? You went to his house? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I went to his house. Technically, I wasn't the one filming.
Speaker 1: Who was. I was just there. That was our other
Speaker 1: podcast guy, Kevin. Kevin was just like, wouldn't stop filming him,
Speaker 1: and I figured like, why not just go there, get
Speaker 1: him crying, get the views. You know. We just we've
Speaker 1: been really we wanted to grow the podcast organically, and
Speaker 1: the best way to grow it organically is to get
Speaker 1: really good content and that was some good ship. Dude,
Speaker 1: what do you have planned? What's under the horizon? Aristonto
Speaker 1: Georgeton's a lot of stuff. Man. I'm still you know,
Speaker 1: I'm still doing uh still still doing my Ted talk,
Speaker 1: my um my fake Ted talk. That's really fun. Like
Speaker 1: I said, our golf podcast is really starting to take
Speaker 1: off and it's uh, it's been a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: It's uh, it's brought us a lot of free golf
Speaker 1: and a lot of chances to compete, which is hilarious
Speaker 1: because uh, you know we're not we're not pros, so
Speaker 1: it's fun. Where could somebody who listens to our show?
Speaker 1: It was like, I want to check out this stuff,
Speaker 1: but where did they find it? Uh? You know, you
Speaker 1: can find um the Golf podcast on uh at country
Speaker 1: Club Adjacent on Instagram and TikTok on Twitter, and then
Speaker 1: um you can follow my uh my online profile at
Speaker 1: Bottle of Stattle. You can also follow my fake character
Speaker 1: at Blake Webber and uh, I'm having a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: Everything's a hoot, all right, Aristotle Jorgson, thank you so
Speaker 1: much for coming. And I really apologize on our's behalf. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean this was strange whatever coming up Act three.
Speaker 1: But first a word from our sponsors, who make this
Speaker 1: high quality program possible. Stay with us Act three two.
Speaker 1: Jobs to make ends meet. At least that was the
Speaker 1: reason we're not having time to join them. He was
Speaker 1: always working a lot of bills to pay. She was
Speaker 1: also very what I'm looking for? Oh honey, look, crew
Speaker 1: walks in the door. It's me. Would you like to
Speaker 1: explain to me why you missed our daughter, Sadie's fifth
Speaker 1: birthday party? Let me look at her? Look at her? Well?
Speaker 1: Who the funk pacer shoes and her dress is? Watch
Speaker 1: your language, watch your watch yours, watch your room, shurty,
Speaker 1: Just please stop play shurty. This is what keeps things fresh.
Speaker 1: I mean, daddy fighting. We already told you, say honey, honey, Mark, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm the one who makes the bread around here. Now
Speaker 1: you Sonny, now you say so, I'm the one, the
Speaker 1: only one to know. I also, you don't contribute, Jack,
Speaker 1: I have a job as well. What's your job? My
Speaker 1: job is to work. My job sell real estate. I
Speaker 1: do sell real estate. Four days ago. Yes, we're not
Speaker 1: just depending on your income. I find that to be
Speaker 1: a load of bullshit. Malarky, I say the last goddamn time.
Speaker 1: That's just how your mother and I interact. I'm scared.
Speaker 1: I'm scared. I'm scared. How do you think I felt
Speaker 1: when we've dr dl ripple person told on a crack?
Speaker 1: How do you think I felt the first time? The
Speaker 1: doctor do Rebel suggested that we as a couple spice
Speaker 1: things up by arguing all the time. Remember, because we
Speaker 1: both work how much? I just be traumatic one day
Speaker 1: for me for the last time. Internalize your childhood trauma.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear anyway, honey, mister birthday party?
Speaker 1: Fuck you? I planned the party. It did pretty good.
Speaker 1: Was it a good party? What's your good party? Do
Speaker 1: you hear that? Do you hear what she's saying to do?
Speaker 1: What are you going to do about it? How do
Speaker 1: you plan to make the up to the both of us?
Speaker 1: Heap going on and on, getting in an opportunity attack,
Speaker 1: so bangs therapy Ripple. You had to say, so, how
Speaker 1: didn't it work? Did you like I asked you to? Yes,
Speaker 1: arguing a hell of a lot. Of course, I worked
Speaker 1: your jabbs and he claims, do I get out LF?
Speaker 1: What's that? Man? How is Sadie taking it. Not good,
Speaker 1: not going at all. As a matter of fact, I
Speaker 1: actually we brought Sady with us. She's sitting outside in
Speaker 1: the hot car. Hold on, let me go get her.
Speaker 1: It's so hot. God, be sure you can't leave your
Speaker 1: daughter in the car. I'm not call the police. Hot car.
Speaker 1: Very good, Very good, very good. I have a quick
Speaker 1: question for your ripple, doctor du ripple, why are you
Speaker 1: fucking us up like this? You're making us neglect the child.
Speaker 1: You're having us argue with each other constantly. What's the
Speaker 1: end game here? Game? If you do your job. I'm
Speaker 1: talking to the doctor. You swat. I just gotta do
Speaker 1: this on my own. I gotta, I gotta get out
Speaker 1: of it. I can. I'm sorry, I can't do it.
Speaker 1: Fighting fighting you're doing this is so traumatic for me.
Speaker 1: It was cleaning the doctor head acterior motives. What looks
Speaker 1: like from the outside. Was it therapeutical practice on the inside?
Speaker 1: Was it disgusting toid sexual finish at the cost of
Speaker 1: a family's dynamic? Look? So why don't the two of
Speaker 1: you Barbara is it? And man? My name is Ben? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What what? What? I don't know even know why I'm here?
Speaker 1: So what exactly is the problem album between the two
Speaker 1: of you, if one exists at all, I would tell you.
Speaker 1: But she's going to interrupt me anyways and tell you
Speaker 1: her versions. So why do you don't put it inside
Speaker 1: me anymore? He won't do it. I ask him. I
Speaker 1: try to joke him off. He doesn't even want it
Speaker 1: if I don't want to put it inside you, And
Speaker 1: why would I want you to trick me off? You're
Speaker 1: still logic. It doesn't what doesn't make sense. It's how
Speaker 1: beautiful I am, and how he treats me like trade.
Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong, she's gorgeous. I don't like it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, she's not gorgeous. She's not gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Thick say something really mean to her, saying why to
Speaker 1: tell her? To tell her that she's how he's just
Speaker 1: going to help her. I don't know. I'm sure it
Speaker 1: will somehow tell her she's likely. Don't do it, honey,
Speaker 1: do it. Don't do it, Barbara. He is a therapist.
Speaker 1: So yeah, and just give me the logic real quick here.
Speaker 1: You want me to tell her my wife, Barbara, who's
Speaker 1: who's gorgeous? She makes a diamond look like trash. Therapy
Speaker 1: is about growth to mess sense if you will. It's
Speaker 1: about growing. It's about you growing, her growing, and most
Speaker 1: importantly me growing. Tell her she is ugly. Don't do it, Edie,
Speaker 1: do it. I don't believe him, do it? Do it? Eddie?
Speaker 1: Trust me? I think maybe I should, because look, we're
Speaker 1: paying a lot of How much are we paying? What?
Speaker 1: How do you pressure you? Dr? Do ripple? Dr do ripple.
Speaker 1: We're paying a lot of money for you your sessions,
Speaker 1: so might as well, right, yes, please do and I'll
Speaker 1: pay you after all. Right, Honey, don't do it. You
Speaker 1: keep saying that I'm going to do it. Don't do it,
Speaker 1: Please do it. I mean, it's just what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1: Is just you can't tell me not to do it.
Speaker 1: I don't ever get a chance to tell you. But
Speaker 1: that sounded come back? Do it? Oh that sounded come back.
Speaker 1: I know that I could take it. You already don't
Speaker 1: have sticks with me, You already don't stick. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying you're ugly. Okay, why not tell her that? Tell
Speaker 1: her she's a bad mother, You're a bad it's the well.
Speaker 1: Now give her the opposite of a pep talk that
Speaker 1: you and I went over before. You remember it say
Speaker 1: it man, it will say to the man. Time we'll
Speaker 1: say at the same time, all of us, I really
Speaker 1: have to say the anti pep talk. Here we go.
Speaker 1: But you so discussing. Look you do either of you
Speaker 1: have a sleeping pill because I could use a nap.
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