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Speaker 1: welcome back to Horrible Decisions. Unfortunately, Mandy had another obligation today,
Speaker 1: so I have special guests and Alex English is going
Speaker 1: to be Mandy today. Do you know anything?
Speaker 2: Mandy says, we need one Mandy ism.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know. I wish I'm a bad friend.
Speaker 3: First of all, we go no, he said, I.
Speaker 1: Don't listen to the podcast but our Black Girl, So
Speaker 1: it's not y'all.
Speaker 3: It's not y'all. I don't really listen to anybody's podcast.
Speaker 3: Many of my friends got people's so I don't really
Speaker 3: know the stuff.
Speaker 1: But we go back though.
Speaker 3: I know, look like, do you.
Speaker 1: Know how I described you today to someone? I said, Oh,
Speaker 1: Alex English is gonna be feeling in for the guests
Speaker 1: we have today. He said, why do I know that name?
Speaker 1: I was like, he's a Twitter nigga.
Speaker 3: That's how I started.
Speaker 1: Now, our special guest today is Punky Johnson Special all right,
Speaker 1: you might know her and Alex Bunk bleeply bleep the acronym.
Speaker 3: You're not saying that.
Speaker 4: We don't know what l g l G B t q.
Speaker 4: Is that what you mean?
Speaker 2: People? We don't know who to say it because of
Speaker 2: the strike, can we? Yes?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Look at.
Speaker 3: My health is Shir's on spring I'm behind the scenes.
Speaker 1: But I thought you were behind the scenes too.
Speaker 2: I see you don't listen to watch you don't know
Speaker 2: you from love Life?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Uh huh, I was you know what. Niggas don't watch
Speaker 2: this and now I.
Speaker 3: Forgot, Yes, they they just watch it on YouTube.
Speaker 2: Alex and I literally.
Speaker 1: Saw each other last week when I threw up all
Speaker 1: over the places that you know you did. What did
Speaker 1: you think happened to me?
Speaker 3: I thought you were just fucked up. I didn't know
Speaker 3: you was that fucked up? I appreciate well, no, because
Speaker 3: you know what, Actually, I have a bunk. I have
Speaker 3: to address you for a second, because first of all,
Speaker 3: we were playing Uno and we were having a great time.
Speaker 3: But Weezy decides she's she's the type of person like that.
Speaker 3: Just I discovered this that you like to like leave
Speaker 3: the table in the middle level because I had to vomit. Girl,
Speaker 3: that messes up the game flow okay, and people were
Speaker 3: debating and it was affecting my hands. I was trying
Speaker 3: to be out in this bitch and you leave me
Speaker 3: and the motherfucker's now hitting me. Were reverses and stuff,
Speaker 3: so I was like, what is going on where? I
Speaker 3: didn't know? You had to throw up?
Speaker 2: Though, I'm sorry, Oh, y'all was chipping can at the moment.
Speaker 3: I had no idea, and I was just.
Speaker 2: Trying to be cool and not act like I was gonna.
Speaker 3: Throw it all over the passage. You give it drinking
Speaker 3: that mushroom.
Speaker 1: I was emerging eggs and the beach. The chef put
Speaker 1: egg in my food.
Speaker 3: She was she had great food though, Oh but you
Speaker 3: ate that that egg dish the first thing.
Speaker 1: So anyway, let's talk about Pucky. So oh, you got
Speaker 1: a new podcast out, yeah with your co hosts who
Speaker 1: loved this show but ain't here. It's fine, tell.
Speaker 2: Us about your new box alone STI gonna get a
Speaker 2: next time. We're gonna get it next oile.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, y'all gotta listen to Love thank podcast download subscribe.
Speaker 4: I'm just sitting up there being stupid with my bestie
Speaker 4: giving unsolicited, unprofessional love advice.
Speaker 2: That's all.
Speaker 1: Are people writing in?
Speaker 2: Some people write in, some people call in. I mean,
Speaker 2: my stories be lit.
Speaker 4: If I ask a question for somebody to come be
Speaker 4: in the pot, it'd be lit.
Speaker 2: Now, that be lit. But I need y'all to download
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Speaker 1: That's the pint that needs to be started, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just thought it you already like.
Speaker 3: We're in the tang wig.
Speaker 4: Well, it's so crazy because people rather write a letter
Speaker 4: then jump on to me too. They don't like want
Speaker 4: their voice on, they face on. They don't want people
Speaker 4: know their name where they're from. And you know what's crazy,
Speaker 4: Like we need letters for podcasts. But I'm also be
Speaker 4: thinking like who the fuck would type this ship up
Speaker 4: and send it into a podcast?
Speaker 1: Bro, We've had people fuck their sisters, their stepsisters, brother
Speaker 1: Like it's so it's like Maury the last seven years
Speaker 1: of the show. There's so many people that, like, I've
Speaker 1: almost felt guilty for how down I've talked on them.
Speaker 3: I could see you Huston and Jerry Springer style talk
Speaker 3: thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, well, I wanted to be Jenny Jones when
Speaker 2: I was growing up.
Speaker 3: Gen we are Ricky Lake, Sly Jesse.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, you had to pick an old school talk
Speaker 1: show host, who would you be?
Speaker 3: Ricky?
Speaker 2: I love Ricky Lake. She was she was one of
Speaker 2: my face. Are you saying that because Ricky looked a
Speaker 2: little gay?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I was just talking about rickyla your face. It was
Speaker 4: a small little nose. I mean I would have tapped that.
Speaker 4: But I mean, you know she did have.
Speaker 3: Right, it's mantel for me, Williams. Ricky just had the
Speaker 3: riga old piece. Have you seen those pictures before? No
Speaker 3: drops used today? Montell Williams.
Speaker 1: I always thought she was like a white man love well.
Speaker 1: I mean she is now, but back in the day.
Speaker 1: Who else I'm trying to face out here in the streets. Oh,
Speaker 1: I could see it, though, Baldy, I feel like we
Speaker 1: would like her more.
Speaker 3: There's ano there's a phuddo there of like her from
Speaker 3: like two thousand and two or something.
Speaker 4: Maybe when they broke up our cities all the black
Speaker 4: like to know what happened to that.
Speaker 2: That's not like it would be a good power cup.
Speaker 1: That is what happened. She wouldn't have been all these
Speaker 1: thinkings to jail a black man, all right. I have
Speaker 1: some questions these are icebreakers. And this is our favorite question.
Speaker 1: We always asked. Okay, eat asked toes both you have
Speaker 1: to pick one that stuff. I gotta pick one.
Speaker 4: So I ask the oops, I was first really know
Speaker 4: you was out here looking feet like that.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 4: I don't like why you little look like well her
Speaker 4: in the corner. Well, first of all, the ass is
Speaker 4: just different.
Speaker 1: I'll do it.
Speaker 4: I'll do it if I like, really really, if we
Speaker 4: in some committed ship, I'll do it, like after a
Speaker 4: year and a half, you do it.
Speaker 1: After a year.
Speaker 4: And as it takes me some time to get right there,
Speaker 4: it is right there. I mean I might slip sometimes,
Speaker 4: but to let lay you on your stomach and open
Speaker 4: it up and get it there, that's gonna take something.
Speaker 2: To playing you on the stomach. What the is some wax?
Speaker 2: And if I need to? I mean, how you get
Speaker 2: your ass? I pushed my shit around?
Speaker 3: Is it crazy that I eat as what? I don't
Speaker 3: like feet?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: No, same, because I don't even like my own feet.
Speaker 2: So this is a question. I have to ask this question.
Speaker 1: You'll you'll the man say.
Speaker 2: You boy, but girl, But if I have I prefer girl.
Speaker 2: But though like way.
Speaker 1: Better man but I have never been there.
Speaker 2: I don't want to go there.
Speaker 1: I means, even Harry, it's not my favorite. But no, no,
Speaker 1: no go.
Speaker 3: Not all of them. I guess I'm the expert on
Speaker 3: man as. I feel like and you got one and
Speaker 3: I have one. I feel like you have a clean ass.
Speaker 3: I feel like you keep I'm glad you.
Speaker 2: Face today.
Speaker 3: The curtain doesn't mash, the drape, the.
Speaker 1: Wait gain niggas got to have a way cleaner and
Speaker 1: ask them like tell me.
Speaker 3: When you're about god her. It's really well, not all
Speaker 3: of them do. I probably myself on maintaining down there,
Speaker 3: but a lot I've been in some and it disappoints
Speaker 3: like I've recently, not recently, but like in the last
Speaker 3: like two years. Are kind of like gotten into topic
Speaker 3: because I used to just like bottom, what is age
Speaker 3: out of like sheer obligation. I do think that age
Speaker 3: plays a big role in my decision to kind of
Speaker 3: flip flop flop, because I mean, lately, butts are like
Speaker 3: really attracted to me in a way that they weren't
Speaker 3: in my twenties.
Speaker 2: You mean flip flop like top of bottle versustive.
Speaker 4: You know what age players of age has done that
Speaker 4: for me too, because I've been reversing.
Speaker 3: I've been flip flopping myself. What is really and then lesbian?
Speaker 4: Well, first of all, I'm not taking I'm not taking
Speaker 4: those strap. Let's just say that, right, Really, that's what
Speaker 4: I thought you meant. No, I ain't taking those strap,
Speaker 4: but I'll take a finger from time to time. Right now,
Speaker 4: you be getting finger blasted, not not plasted, just from
Speaker 4: top from top, like still fingering.
Speaker 2: In twenty twenty three, I would sing fucking lesbian. Yes,
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 4: I've probably been fingered maybe four times in the last
Speaker 4: two weeks.
Speaker 3: The fact that you can count in the.
Speaker 1: I mean, well, I guess you only really need tatorious
Speaker 1: stimulation exactly.
Speaker 4: I just just get up on here, right on this thing,
Speaker 4: and I'm tight. Well see, I'm also from a place
Speaker 4: where if we seem a little fit and then we
Speaker 4: get put out the gay community.
Speaker 2: So what you mean?
Speaker 4: It's like, so I'm from New Orleans, and when I
Speaker 4: was raised, we just had these rules to.
Speaker 2: Mirror the heterosexual relationship.
Speaker 4: In the second you seem like you like like like
Speaker 4: like me fass I play ball.
Speaker 2: I'm the masking one.
Speaker 4: So the second I seem like I'm not, like, I'm
Speaker 4: not the masculine one.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like you.
Speaker 2: Didn't even we didn't need to know about ball Sony.
Speaker 3: We don't got to worry about you showing up pregnant
Speaker 3: like the brain. No, no, it's not I mean gratulation.
Speaker 3: I be thinking about getting pregnant, but I just I
Speaker 3: just can't do it.
Speaker 1: Is it is it funked up that it's confusing all
Speaker 1: of us, even in this day and age. Sometimes when
Speaker 1: I look at the photos, I'm like, oh, pregnant studs, Yeah, pregnant.
Speaker 1: If I do get pregnant, first of all, I need
Speaker 1: to know how.
Speaker 3: Please let me be the first person you tell after
Speaker 3: your mama.
Speaker 4: But if I pregnant, it'll be all for the love
Speaker 4: of comedy. It wouldn't It wouldn't be because I want
Speaker 4: to say I will have the baby just for those reasons,
Speaker 4: like just for comedy.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, when you see pregnant studs though, I mean,
Speaker 1: let's just say it's inscimination, Like I don't know. I
Speaker 1: would think that maybe studs are doing this because maybe
Speaker 1: they really want to feel more connected in some way,
Speaker 1: because maybe to the baby, to the experience, because there's
Speaker 1: a lot of kind of like pushing them out of
Speaker 1: the way in pregnancy. I've seen that in a lot
Speaker 1: of lesbian relationships, like, Oh, it's kind of like they
Speaker 1: don't feel this attachment, right, you're not carrying the child,
Speaker 1: like you almost feel like I got to be the
Speaker 1: nigga anyway. And it's like maybe there's that's that way
Speaker 1: of digging into that femininity, your motherhood. I don't know
Speaker 1: I've won. I can't put it. I can't call it
Speaker 1: because I don't know them, so I don't know their mind.
Speaker 1: I can only assume.
Speaker 3: Yea interesting we're talking about pregnancy when my shoe looks
Speaker 3: like a gender revealing.
Speaker 1: Bluey Actually was one of my questions for you later,
Speaker 1: but one of the main ice preader questions I have
Speaker 1: for you. What question are you tired of men asking you? What?
Speaker 1: Do you feel like?
Speaker 2: It's been a question that everybody wants to know from
Speaker 2: a lesbian.
Speaker 3: The fingering question I just asked.
Speaker 2: The question is it's.
Speaker 4: The it's the comments like you, Oh, you haven't met
Speaker 4: the right man. I'mst just say I'm thirty eight. I
Speaker 4: think I think we're past that. I think I get it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you ever get dudes that are like, uh,
Speaker 3: I can try to change you. I can bring you
Speaker 3: back to straight men.
Speaker 4: I asked questions like have you ever got dick? And
Speaker 4: then out and then but they get mad when I
Speaker 4: asked back, like, have you that's fair? Yeah, I think
Speaker 4: it's a fair question. But I don't think I've ever
Speaker 4: asked that question before.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay, wait, platinum, right, can you tell us I
Speaker 2: want my goal star back? I want my goal star.
Speaker 1: It wasn't good enough.
Speaker 4: First of all, I didn't want to do it. All right,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say something I did. I got caught. I
Speaker 4: got caught being gay, and that that kind of mixed
Speaker 4: up the family a little bit. So my mother wasn't happy.
Speaker 4: And it wasn't the fact that she didn't like me
Speaker 4: being gay. It was the fact that she was scared
Speaker 4: for my future and she didn't want me getting picked on.
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah blah blah. She was just sick.
Speaker 4: She's like, I just can't have my child out there
Speaker 4: getting attacked and blah blah blah bah blah.
Speaker 2: So I was like, all right, I'm gonna try. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna try to go be with men.
Speaker 4: But I did so when I did have sex, I
Speaker 4: did it for my mama people. I didn't do it
Speaker 4: because I was urging it or craving it. It was
Speaker 4: nothing I had to go tell us to my gay community.
Speaker 4: I didn't do it because I wanted it.
Speaker 1: I had to.
Speaker 2: I thought this story was gonna get that. My father's
Speaker 2: part isn't sad. But I thought this I didn't want it.
Speaker 1: But this is interesting because very rarely when we talk
Speaker 1: to people about their coming out stories do they say
Speaker 1: I tried it for my family.
Speaker 3: I did it for my death. Yes, I do for
Speaker 3: the team. I don't know if I did it for
Speaker 3: that reason. But a woman, yeah, I feel like I
Speaker 3: just wanted to know, Like you know how, like it's
Speaker 3: a certain kind of food, Like I just started eating
Speaker 3: uh oysters for the first time, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: But for the longest I told myself that I didn't
Speaker 3: like oysters. It's as gross, it tastes weird. But like
Speaker 3: now I love them. But the reverse happened with women
Speaker 3: were like, I ate some pussy, well, I ate a
Speaker 3: lot of pussy. When I was like, really, because I'm gay,
Speaker 3: I wasn't putting my penis anywhere.
Speaker 4: Oh, I understand but I was like, I'll eat it,
Speaker 4: I'll try it, and I know I wasn't like, all.
Speaker 1: Right, you know what I want to know now while
Speaker 1: on coming off stories in the row, I would love
Speaker 1: to hear, let's start with you that you already on
Speaker 1: that your first experience with the opposite.
Speaker 3: Six Well, mine was actually very traumatic. Uh. I was
Speaker 3: sixteen and there I was visiting a lot of my
Speaker 3: family members who lived in the projects at the time.
Speaker 3: So I would go and hang out with my cousins
Speaker 3: and stuff, and my you know, they would all ask
Speaker 3: me no one. Probably deep down inside, you know, I
Speaker 3: heard all the gay jokes, you know, as a teenager.
Speaker 2: Book.
Speaker 3: There was a girl in the projects and her name
Speaker 3: was shay Sheha, and I remember specifically being in my
Speaker 3: aunt's crib in the projects and they, my cousins set
Speaker 3: this up for the whole summer. They were like, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: Alex and Sha shehe. They getting ready to get busy.
Speaker 3: We're gonna make it happen. And so she wanted to
Speaker 3: She really wanted to do it. So they my like
Speaker 3: three of my male cousins all were like, Yo, go downstairs,
Speaker 3: go to the basement. We're gonna bring shay shape down
Speaker 3: there and y'all you go, you go. Fuck. So I
Speaker 3: lost my virginity in a project project basement in Detroit.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: Now, what I didn't know was that it was a
Speaker 3: setup to embarrass me. So basically, she gets on top.
Speaker 3: I know nothing. I don't know how to I don't
Speaker 3: know how to do anything.
Speaker 1: You're still sixteen.
Speaker 3: She's taking full control of everything that's going down. And
Speaker 3: then within two minutes, all of my cousins, all of
Speaker 3: the boys just run downstairs, cut the light song and
Speaker 3: started laughing.
Speaker 2: Oh that is traumatic.
Speaker 3: So that's my villain. That's my gay villain origin story.
Speaker 1: That's your first sexual experience.
Speaker 3: That was my first time ever. Did you nail her
Speaker 3: with anyone?
Speaker 1: You know, no finishing round?
Speaker 3: I don't even remember. I don't even really remember being
Speaker 3: that hard, you know what I mean, like being fully
Speaker 3: erected like that. So yeah that I do credit that
Speaker 3: moment with making me completely gay.
Speaker 2: But did you know that you were get at the time.
Speaker 2: I think you understand.
Speaker 3: I think you know, like at sixteen, you kind of
Speaker 3: like there was thoughts, but I don't really know what
Speaker 3: it is. I don't really have People are calling, but
Speaker 3: I don't really know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean eight years old, my mom told me
Speaker 1: she knew. I was just like yay, because I mean
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I knew it when you were
Speaker 1: acting a certain way with your friends. She was like,
Speaker 1: I felt it now. My mom is a total hag Okay,
Speaker 1: Like I was born in San Francisco. My godfather was
Speaker 1: a dragone.
Speaker 2: But so she was I about it, I think, but
Speaker 2: like literally, it was.
Speaker 1: Like you were acting way too attached to them in
Speaker 1: ways that was like ridiculous, Like if they left the house,
Speaker 1: you were so upset, Like I could tell it was
Speaker 1: a crush more than it was a friend.
Speaker 3: He was a girl's girl a little too much.
Speaker 1: I would hunch all the neighbors.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I did. I did have a first gay
Speaker 3: kiss that was was it like moonlight? Not really? I
Speaker 3: mean I lived in this like apartment complex and this
Speaker 3: Jewish family had this mixed kid from Canada who would
Speaker 3: come and visit. He would visit his grandparents. These two Jesus,
Speaker 3: like older Jewish couple lived near my near our apartment,
Speaker 3: and so they saw me playing alone one time and
Speaker 3: they were like, oh, our grandson comes to visits us
Speaker 3: every so often from Toronto can you should play with him?
Speaker 3: And he had to be like a year younger than me,
Speaker 3: so I'm like, if I'm like in the seventh grade,
Speaker 3: he's in the sixth grade. So we would spend a
Speaker 3: lot of time together. And we were playing like Nintendo
Speaker 3: sixty four one time and I told him to close
Speaker 3: his eyes and I kissed him and he didn't. And
Speaker 3: to this day, I don't know whatever.
Speaker 1: That's a good one.
Speaker 3: I don't know whatever it became. I don't know whatever happened.
Speaker 3: Get a video game, started playing, Get on your switch,
Speaker 3: and like you know, he was half black, half Jewish.
Speaker 3: What he was drinking, he was drinking. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know what happened to you. I don't know
Speaker 3: he took the kids. Brian if I remember his name, Brian,
Speaker 3: if you're out.
Speaker 1: There, if he probably rs Yeah, what was George bucket
Speaker 1: By coming out story? Was your first girl experience opposite
Speaker 1: sex experience? Oh god, what you were talking about?
Speaker 4: Man, it's very different because for women it's it's not
Speaker 4: I don't think.
Speaker 2: I mean, I've talked to so many women.
Speaker 4: I don't think there's a great first experience because first
Speaker 4: of all, we're young. Nine times out of ten, we're
Speaker 4: not twenty five breaking our virginities for the most of us.
Speaker 4: And second of all, we probably dealing with somebody who's
Speaker 4: also a damn virgin, so they don't know how to
Speaker 4: be sensual and know how to do it. And if
Speaker 4: we messing with a dude that that's also our age
Speaker 4: and don't really know what they're doing. That mean, they
Speaker 4: just they just rushing.
Speaker 2: Had an experiences that you wanted to Like he said,
Speaker 2: he wanted I wanted to eat.
Speaker 4: I mean, did you have any experiences of men where
Speaker 4: you even didn't want to suck?
Speaker 2: No day ever, you never want having a dick in
Speaker 2: my mouth.
Speaker 1: So the experiences you had were truly just trying to
Speaker 1: get your brain in a different place.
Speaker 4: Then Oh yeah, I had to mentally say, okay, I'm
Speaker 4: taking this one for the same men. They men just
Speaker 4: be sweating, And I mean I understand why, because when
Speaker 4: I'm strapping up and I'm putting in my messwork and
Speaker 4: sweating my ass off as well, I understand what.
Speaker 2: Yes, I was gay for.
Speaker 1: Let me see, I was gay for like the middle
Speaker 1: of the show. Have you been in a relationship with Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's really why.
Speaker 2: I can't sleep with other women.
Speaker 1: It's almost so I'm so still hung up on her
Speaker 1: that my women experiences are very tied to her still.
Speaker 4: But that is crazy. I just said, because I got
Speaker 4: another friend, same thing. She she went gay for the
Speaker 4: first time I ever met some woman, and she's like, hell,
Speaker 4: I can't get over this bitch. I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 4: She was like, y'all bitches, y'all got some type of
Speaker 4: just jiu jitsu ship that y'all be working with.
Speaker 2: It fucked me up. We do have the ability to
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 3: Still, I'd be interested in dating woman if she were okay,
Speaker 3: feminine woman. Uh, feminine woman, fine, but there are some
Speaker 3: really fine studs out there. Sometimes I'd be like, and.
Speaker 2: You know what makes it.
Speaker 1: It's like my friends.
Speaker 3: Brittany Grinder. I would climb that tree. I really would.
Speaker 2: Climb that tree because where I come from.
Speaker 3: Gay, that's.
Speaker 4: Never like but I never like approached you. No, we
Speaker 4: can't do that. That's gay.
Speaker 3: There are there are no bylaws. There are no laws
Speaker 3: now that I'm now that.
Speaker 4: Now that I'm growing up and I'm coming out of
Speaker 4: you know, just following the cultural rules or whatever. The
Speaker 4: I still wouldn't mess with a stud but I'm also
Speaker 4: not gonna shut it down either. I'm not gonna sit
Speaker 4: up there and just you know what I'm saying. Have
Speaker 4: you ever had some sort of interaction with the stuff,
Speaker 4: like the crazy thing? It was a white woman, and
Speaker 4: I remember it was like ten years ago.
Speaker 3: I was a coaitress.
Speaker 4: We didn't do anything, but she I was. She She
Speaker 4: used to come see me at work. I was a waitress.
Speaker 4: She's come to see me working. She's toss all the
Speaker 4: time at the comedy store, and man, she just come
Speaker 4: and man, she would just compliment me, not mind you.
Speaker 4: When I started working at the comedy store, they wanted
Speaker 4: cocktail waitresses, so I had to go pretend like I
Speaker 4: was a cocktail.
Speaker 2: Waitress, so I couldn't be a stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Like for the first like four months, like right after
Speaker 4: the ninety day probation.
Speaker 1: I was cute, Like I went to work like that,
Speaker 1: the rings on my jewelry.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, have you here one of.
Speaker 3: Them cacters your dresses? And she be so mad. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm so tired of being in these wigs.
Speaker 1: Address I have to go watch it.
Speaker 2: I have to go watch it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we knew and now I'm interested too, because
Speaker 1: that's a really good point to bring up. It's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: if two studs are into each other, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: I like, I would look confused, like what will I
Speaker 1: meet somebody?
Speaker 2: Just because the niggas could do that ship all day.
Speaker 2: They all their own boys.
Speaker 4: But the thing also, it's like, but also what I
Speaker 4: learned as I got older and move to California, there's
Speaker 4: different gay rules for different regions.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 4: So it's like the South, we have these little rules,
Speaker 4: but when I moved to California, so they didn't do that.
Speaker 4: It was lifts, the lessions, with lifts the lessons. It
Speaker 4: was that's what with dykes.
Speaker 2: They didn't they didn't care.
Speaker 1: You know what, isn't it funny how the South still
Speaker 1: is just very like even they can't like the big breed.
Speaker 1: They nobody else, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: It's like, it's kind of like that from like I guess,
Speaker 3: I mean, mid West and Southern culture kind of go
Speaker 3: hand in hand. But I know for a fact that
Speaker 3: I was just talking to somebody about this. I know
Speaker 3: for a fact that when I don't know why I
Speaker 3: chose to become this candid with my family, but I
Speaker 3: know that when I told my family that I was
Speaker 3: out here topping the boys, they were much more relieved,
Speaker 3: they were far more happy.
Speaker 1: But their fathers are happy. Then like, at least you're
Speaker 1: doing the fucking exact God.
Speaker 3: You know what, if that's what brings me and my
Speaker 3: father closer than I'm.
Speaker 2: All right, my people just happy. I'm not getting smashed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not getting arpenellawship for the week. If you
Speaker 1: never listened to horrible decisions, it's our sex and the
Speaker 1: news segment. I feel like y'all might have seen this
Speaker 1: pop up on Instagram where it said most dating app
Speaker 1: users actually specifically Tender, are in relationships are married.
Speaker 2: You saw that I did.
Speaker 4: I actually have two sets of friends that met on
Speaker 4: Tender that are married and happy as ever really tender
Speaker 4: tender to hinge or bumble. Actually I just married a
Speaker 4: couple in Saint Martin. You that met on Tender?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm as.
Speaker 1: What made you do that?
Speaker 2: A friend of mine wanted to get married five years
Speaker 2: ago and she was like, bit, you're gonna marry us?
Speaker 1: I said, okay, and now you just do it for everybody?
Speaker 3: Is how every that's if that's how everybody got ordained
Speaker 3: a friend was just like bait, you gonna marry us?
Speaker 3: I loved to be everybody's story.
Speaker 1: And they did a survey on thirteen hundred users, and
Speaker 1: over half we're in a fucking relationship.
Speaker 2: And the surprising part is that the big, big percentage.
Speaker 1: Is not going to generally find a date when they're
Speaker 1: on there, but these married motherfuckers is. And so I
Speaker 1: think what makes it so difficult is like, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm on the apps right and I'm not even thinking
Speaker 1: about that ship when I'm swiping. I'm just assuming you single.
Speaker 1: So fuck the fact that it's already hard to find
Speaker 1: somebody cute. Shit. Before the cameras came on, I was
Speaker 1: telling Punky, how this nigga want me to take a
Speaker 1: forty five minute drive to Harlem. No, I live downtown.
Speaker 1: You have a car, you need to come to me.
Speaker 2: What the fuck am I going to schedule me a ride?
Speaker 4: It's I love Even then, that way, I might have
Speaker 4: misunderstood what you said. You said most of the people
Speaker 4: meet and get married people.
Speaker 3: There's a high percentage of people on tender who are
Speaker 3: already in committed relationships but are still on tender.
Speaker 2: I just understood that completely yeah, but sorry about that.
Speaker 3: No, But now now it I think that article and
Speaker 3: that study actually makes Tender make a whole lot of
Speaker 3: more sense, especially not even just Tender, all of these
Speaker 3: swiping apps because no one really talks to each other
Speaker 3: on here anymore.
Speaker 2: I don't like you just you just match.
Speaker 3: You know, it's and I noticed it because it just
Speaker 3: starts to feel like you're collecting sheep at some point,
Speaker 3: like you just kind of like getting all these numbers
Speaker 3: and these names and these people, but you never really
Speaker 3: interact with them. It's so many conversations on my like
Speaker 3: Tender am my riot like just pile up because the
Speaker 3: inbox is just like full of like hey, and then
Speaker 3: you don't hear from people anymore. And I mean I
Speaker 3: know it from my own. I mean I know sometimes
Speaker 3: people dudes will be hitting me up and I'll just
Speaker 3: be like, oh, yeah, we matched, but I don't know,
Speaker 3: I took a second look at your face and maybe not.
Speaker 1: Also do little things that start sucking me up on
Speaker 1: these apps. They either started saying something super corny or
Speaker 1: Nigga start sending the emoi mooji's, Like I literally when
Speaker 1: men write me with a lot of emojis. I have
Speaker 1: to think, did I click women as well? Oh wow,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I need for real like then sending me
Speaker 1: the princess thing hearts and it.
Speaker 2: You don't fucking.
Speaker 3: Grand Rising you get that.
Speaker 1: I get God Morning a lot. Oh God Morning.
Speaker 4: You need to bro you got mourning me. I'll never
Speaker 4: talk to you being out here saying God Morning.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 3: The man the gayest thing I've ever.
Speaker 1: Heard somewhere, says Empresson, saying he's one of my friends
Speaker 1: in the sixties. No, but one of my friend he's
Speaker 1: also thirty eight. One of my friends met him and say, girl,
Speaker 1: you got your little earth tone nigga. I did meet
Speaker 1: him at a play market. Okay, so, but that's very
Speaker 1: I later, Yeah, especially the black play market. It's like
Speaker 1: everyday people, but with clothes. But I need to go.
Speaker 4: I never did dat. No, I've always okay, let.
Speaker 1: Me, let me.
Speaker 2: I've been on this thing called down. You don't know
Speaker 2: about you remember down.
Speaker 3: Girl, you are your age, even though you already said age.
Speaker 3: That is back back in the day before as there
Speaker 3: were there were Okay, so there was there was a
Speaker 3: down link, there was insist.
Speaker 4: Down.
Speaker 3: It was stuff Adam for Adam. I know that one
Speaker 3: Adam for Adam was Oh, that's like, I don't remember
Speaker 3: Adam for what it was gay you were, you wouldn't
Speaker 3: have been on it.
Speaker 2: Did you have to type in the website down link?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't.
Speaker 3: It was like you have to go on. That's like
Speaker 3: when I was in BGC live, not the Bad Girl
Speaker 3: It was not before Bad Girls Club. It was Black
Speaker 3: Gay Chat Live dot com. And that was the first
Speaker 3: time I ever like was online chatting with dudes, like
Speaker 3: in Chicago out of town?
Speaker 2: Did you have like dick pics the center? This was
Speaker 2: before you had to.
Speaker 3: Like you we you had to unlocks. There's always been
Speaker 3: a culture of like hitting picture, so you have to
Speaker 3: unlocked for the for the other.
Speaker 1: Personal interesting do you have to pay for the online?
Speaker 3: I don't recall ever paying for BGC lit I it
Speaker 3: was it was mean, where are you meeting people? First
Speaker 3: of all, was historically had a long hard time.
Speaker 4: I'm a tourist. I love long relationships. So when I'm
Speaker 4: in one, I'm in one.
Speaker 1: I'm a pisces. You know, that's the most compatible sign
Speaker 1: I heard about Pisces. Blah blah blah blah and tourists.
Speaker 1: Pisces are so damn so what. I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: watching a game of tennis right now. When's your record
Speaker 1: you made April toors? Okay, when's your what are you
Speaker 1: December sixteen?
Speaker 3: Sectaris? I never know what I never know what that
Speaker 3: means is. I'm not really like into astrology. I let
Speaker 3: everybody tell me what it is. And every time someone
Speaker 3: tells me something about it, I'm like, well, that sounds great.
Speaker 1: I picked the good ship. I'd be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm so creative. But that emotional shit is really as fun.
Speaker 1: It's just crazy.
Speaker 4: I mean, I get emotional too sometimes I usually sweep
Speaker 4: it under the rug and then blow up when I
Speaker 4: get drunk.
Speaker 2: But I'm working on that.
Speaker 4: But uh, I've been in a relationship most of my life,
Speaker 4: but I've only popped.
Speaker 1: I was a hole for like two or three years.
Speaker 1: That's not all, but thirty eight two or three years
Speaker 1: of hold and that's.
Speaker 4: All you can hold out a little bit while I
Speaker 4: was in my relationship, I mean not when I was married.
Speaker 2: I stopped when I was married.
Speaker 1: How long were you married?
Speaker 2: We was married for seven years? Shit?
Speaker 3: Gay gay marriage, that's that's twenty.
Speaker 1: I say that's one hundred.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you know, but actually that's why because lesbians,
Speaker 3: you know, that's you know how, that's your culture.
Speaker 1: See, I was with for.
Speaker 2: Twenty years though on my cod you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: So how do you get off of the twenty year train?
Speaker 2: You said?
Speaker 4: Bye, bitch, I'm done stocks shit, Fuck these dogs. I'm out,
Speaker 4: Fuck these dog The crazy thing is gay people weird
Speaker 4: as fuck. Why I'm on dog support every week every year,
Speaker 4: I mean every month, I give her two hundred dollars
Speaker 4: for a food.
Speaker 3: You are the seconds being in my life to go
Speaker 3: through a divorce.
Speaker 2: Are you fucking kidding me? You have my kids? Hey, yeah,
Speaker 2: I ain't playing no games.
Speaker 1: You'll be seeing them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna see my kids. I'd be like, hey,
Speaker 4: I'm coming out on the sixteenth. You think I can
Speaker 4: get them from the seventeenth through the nineteenth. She'd be like,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna see just calming when you get here.
Speaker 2: It'd be some real Oh.
Speaker 1: I used to do that with my age. Literally the
Speaker 1: studio manager for this fucking location had did a drop
Speaker 1: off from me one time, like fuck that. But you know,
Speaker 1: I feel like with lesbians it's so much friendship that
Speaker 1: you build in another woman, that there's almost like a
Speaker 1: sisterhood that you can't have in a different relationship where
Speaker 1: you see each other in a different way that I
Speaker 1: don't have with other male breakups, And so true, I
Speaker 1: could feel that. Yeah, it's like I wish I could
Speaker 1: explain it, but like with niggas, it's just like sometimes
Speaker 1: they treat you very poorly. And with women, although we
Speaker 1: say terrible things to each other, we know the we're
Speaker 1: emotional about it. Yeah, you know, so like I feel
Speaker 1: like my women break ups are a lot better, but like niggas, who.
Speaker 3: It's hard to talk about dogs and tender and emotions.
Speaker 3: Really just brought me back to a tender conversation I
Speaker 3: had a few years ago with a dude and we
Speaker 3: were having a really nice conversation. He was gorgeous. I
Speaker 3: was really looking forward to making it happen, and then
Speaker 3: he shared with me that his dog was going blind
Speaker 3: and maybe now tell me if I'm heartless. But all
Speaker 3: I said was that's exactly what I asked, and he
Speaker 3: unmatched me.
Speaker 1: Is that me?
Speaker 3: Is am I a wild or was it? I've been
Speaker 3: holding onto this story for years just because you.
Speaker 1: Told Why would you ask him that.
Speaker 4: But because I come from a see all of this
Speaker 4: talk about passing dogs, y'all talking about visiting.
Speaker 1: Dogs are very California, right.
Speaker 3: I ain't no dog that important enough to me to
Speaker 3: go back to somebody from a previous relationship. I would
Speaker 3: just go get a new dog. Dogs to me are
Speaker 3: so disposable, like when, Yes, I grew up with dogs
Speaker 3: in my was with me and my mom used to
Speaker 3: move around a lot, and sometimes we would move into
Speaker 3: these apartment buildings where you weren't allowed to have pets.
Speaker 1: So right now, sit up here like my awful and Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to see the comments section on this.
Speaker 1: But when I work at the office, I remember one
Speaker 1: of the girls called out because her dog died, and
Speaker 1: literally the way my boss looked I was like, he
Speaker 1: was like, I don't give a ship dog.
Speaker 3: I love dogs, but I mean not enough to unmatch
Speaker 3: somebody for asking if I'm put the door it's blind?
Speaker 3: What use do you have? What use do you have
Speaker 3: for a dog?
Speaker 4: That's first of all, my dog he's eighteen and he's blind,
Speaker 4: and he dogs have better senses than humans.
Speaker 2: Number one, what I gotta do with me.
Speaker 1: The person got his mother.
Speaker 4: When he walking through the house, he got it all right,
Speaker 4: move right. When he walking through the house, he just
Speaker 4: he'd be like a tap tapa tap up that's the door.
Speaker 4: A tapa tapa tap that's the floor.
Speaker 1: He's smart.
Speaker 2: I'm not putting him down.
Speaker 1: He got a good horse.
Speaker 3: Good do I have for a dog? I come home
Speaker 3: from a lawn day. He can't even find you when
Speaker 3: he running.
Speaker 1: Now you see why he's behind the scenes.
Speaker 2: People get his ass. Okay, the hoar dirm Now I'm glad.
Speaker 1: I shared that the hore dirve is our segment where
Speaker 1: someone's shares a sex tip.
Speaker 2: So I would like both of you to share an
Speaker 2: oral sex tip.
Speaker 3: Oh you go first, because I have something oral sex tip.
Speaker 4: I can't speak on men. I can't speak on second okay, sure,
Speaker 4: but what I can speak on.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: So I've had head from a lot of different women,
Speaker 4: a lot of different women.
Speaker 2: They only use the tongue. You got to use your
Speaker 2: whole face.
Speaker 1: That's all great nose fall head chin, and don't they
Speaker 1: head in there.
Speaker 2: You heard what r Kelly say. Put the whole damn
Speaker 2: it whole thing. Now we thought we was gonna have
Speaker 2: to bleed the sacond.
Speaker 3: I don't know you what lyric you were getting ready
Speaker 3: to cross.
Speaker 2: So you gotta go the whole damn thing.
Speaker 4: And uh, and don't just be sitting up the suck
Speaker 4: them lips, getting them creases thighs or like getting the
Speaker 4: creases of the lips and the thigh like what.
Speaker 1: Someone starts with the thigh. I do that with men
Speaker 1: and women, though I start with the thigh die with men.
Speaker 1: I'm too, but it's super sensitive in there, Like for
Speaker 1: the men, I can't imagine men liking you looking the thigh.
Speaker 2: I don't like the thigh.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't like my I don't like that.
Speaker 3: That area is very sensitive to me and I for
Speaker 3: it's supposed to arouse you. But I'm a little jittery when.
Speaker 1: It comes to that because you're scared booty hole.
Speaker 3: No, it's just I don't know, just something about that
Speaker 3: area is very sensitive for me. So like whenever a
Speaker 3: dude has tried to like do that, I'm always kind
Speaker 3: of like jumpy. I go through a little anxiety when
Speaker 3: i'm I guess I'll every second his day, please go
Speaker 3: down there. But like, but like the thigh area, I
Speaker 3: don't need.
Speaker 2: I don't need I need another man to confront No
Speaker 2: no thigh.
Speaker 3: Like la, I like when I'm getting on.
Speaker 1: My knees, like I kissed the thighs before I started put.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I feel like this gig.
Speaker 3: I don't need. Just just go, just go, just go,
Speaker 3: just go.
Speaker 1: I just like it because dudes getting harder and harder.
Speaker 1: They'd be like, oh my god, put it in your
Speaker 1: mouth and you like doing everything.
Speaker 4: But that's my favorite. Did you have you watch y'all?
Speaker 4: Do y'all remember them saying chronicles?
Speaker 2: Hell?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I remember every girl who watched Man They
Speaker 3: had a.
Speaker 4: Saying chronicle where old boy was getting hit and it
Speaker 4: was just so good. His legs just went up and
Speaker 4: he was just sitting them like I'm trying to figure
Speaker 4: out that zame make that up?
Speaker 1: Or is that a thing? Legs? They got me really
Speaker 1: upset because Mandy and I she wanted to come on
Speaker 1: a podcast. We flew to Atlanta, she canceled on the
Speaker 1: day up. Then we just happened to be there again.
Speaker 1: She wanted to come on and cancel on a gag
Speaker 1: And you know how good your work got to be
Speaker 1: for me to actually.
Speaker 3: Forgive it was she raised an entire generation of women
Speaker 3: of I would let you say it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, actually I can't just be a oral sex
Speaker 1: tip because we do need I feel like we need
Speaker 1: a scissoring tip or a finger and tip. So when
Speaker 1: you made a comment about women getting finger blasted, a
Speaker 1: dude said to me, like, I don't understand how you
Speaker 1: and your ex had sex and so many places like
Speaker 1: dressing room, bathroom, this that plank. I'm like, because we
Speaker 1: fuck with our hands, bro like, but my favorite way
Speaker 1: to have les being sex and scissoring though, so I'm
Speaker 1: not too big on scissoring, but I will fuck like
Speaker 1: men fuck without the penis you like fucking strap like,
Speaker 1: but no without without the strap.
Speaker 2: I just glad and slide. You just you just so
Speaker 2: you just it's not rammed. It's a glad. It's a
Speaker 2: glad and slide.
Speaker 1: But it's hold on, wait, give me more detail, because
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever been glad and you've.
Speaker 4: Got a glad and slide. Like, So every woman that
Speaker 4: I get with, they be like, the are you doing so.
Speaker 1: Instead of so?
Speaker 3: Instead of am I doing this right? Instead of is
Speaker 3: what you're speaking of is more like a.
Speaker 4: More like a if you buck, I will I would
Speaker 4: with her leggs pull up to me and then I
Speaker 4: just get the work.
Speaker 3: Does that do anything?
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, because it's like simulations.
Speaker 3: Oh well, you know what so is it is? It
Speaker 3: would you liking it to like putting like sitting underneath
Speaker 3: the fawsy in the tub?
Speaker 2: What I heard.
Speaker 3: I hear a lot of females. I hear a lot
Speaker 3: of female commedians talking about they go in the tub
Speaker 3: and they run the water on the face in the
Speaker 3: tub and they put their well gigna underneath me and it.
Speaker 4: Just I mean, it depends on I did that when
Speaker 4: I was good. It depends on where I'm at mentally. Okay,
Speaker 4: I'm learning so much.
Speaker 3: They're about to get on grind. I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 3: go outside and be straight.
Speaker 1: That that's interesting to me because I used to say,
Speaker 1: and my homegirls that are straight thought it was so weird.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh my god, I put my pussy
Speaker 1: everywhere on the titties and be on the stomach.
Speaker 2: It's just like very messy.
Speaker 1: And I think something that I don't get from male
Speaker 1: sex is like even though I've realized over time, like
Speaker 1: I do enjoy penetration. I think my orgasms were stronger
Speaker 1: with sex with women because there's so much platorial simulation
Speaker 1: and you getting the whole pussy right. It's like when
Speaker 1: she was talking about face. So the problem with men
Speaker 1: that they're not understanding about the vulva, the vagina, everything
Speaker 1: is that there's so many nerves.
Speaker 2: I understand. Everybody told y'all about the clip.
Speaker 1: That is not the only place. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's like they feel like they're following this rule book
Speaker 1: on the clip, and really it's like, bro, I have
Speaker 1: more pussy.
Speaker 3: It's like, you see, That's why. That's probably part of
Speaker 3: the reason why I'm gave, because y'all got too much
Speaker 3: going on.
Speaker 1: There's a lot.
Speaker 3: This is too much geometry, and I'm bad and mad.
Speaker 3: There's a whole lot of angles.
Speaker 1: Is right.
Speaker 4: There might be easy in terms of the movements, but well,
Speaker 4: I feel like I would be like, are you gonna come.
Speaker 3: Well every but figures with women you never know. This
Speaker 3: is where my advice comes in. I think for the
Speaker 3: for the oral please sucking you can't just be you
Speaker 3: can't just be sucking on it like sucking on it
Speaker 3: will not sucking on it just like doing that like
Speaker 3: like no, suckingd on it will not get the job done.
Speaker 3: You have to also sort of figure out a way
Speaker 3: either with your mouth or with your hands to masturbate
Speaker 3: because like I feel like people often think, Alma, just
Speaker 3: suck in it and you get tired, and most most
Speaker 3: times dudes are gonna tell you exactly what to do.
Speaker 3: But you absolutely have to be in some way massaging
Speaker 3: it the way he would be if he were doing
Speaker 3: it him.
Speaker 1: And the real thing is too because our mouth can't
Speaker 1: be enough of pressure, and I think that.
Speaker 4: Is not like you're doing a lot of hand the
Speaker 4: vagina squeezes.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I'll be thinking about that sometimes, but you can't.
Speaker 3: Be like but why but why But having your hand
Speaker 3: on it, you still can't be squeezing it to death.
Speaker 3: You have there has to be like male ejaculation comes
Speaker 3: from the tip the shaft, you're not really doing. The
Speaker 3: shaft is only like part of it. Most of the
Speaker 3: work has to be on the tip for me at least,
Speaker 3: like you have to like that's this, it's the most
Speaker 3: sensitive part of the opinions. So in order for you
Speaker 3: to actually get the result that you need in a
Speaker 3: fast enough time. You need to go at the right pace.
Speaker 3: And I don't care what nobody saying. If a dude
Speaker 3: starts saying, keep doing it just like that, Keep doing
Speaker 3: it just like that.
Speaker 2: Anybody say, anybody.
Speaker 4: Say that, don't okay see see okay speak we speak
Speaker 4: for everybody. I'll be saying, why do you stay right there?
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm sucking it up when I say,
Speaker 1: because then niggas just start doing other ship. What the
Speaker 1: fuck did I just say?
Speaker 2: I know, it's almost like opposite.
Speaker 3: Well, let's she's reiterating.
Speaker 2: They get too excited.
Speaker 3: Please when someone says it's just like that, keep it
Speaker 3: just like so.
Speaker 1: I almost got a carpal tunnel from that ship because
Speaker 1: I see what you gotta do. It's like I've noticed
Speaker 1: the greatest reaction from of course at the tip, but
Speaker 1: like we always see the basket, we in motion. I
Speaker 1: realized like being on the tip and going back down
Speaker 1: because sometimes it's too sentitive, especially if they're uncircumcised. If
Speaker 1: they tell me do the same thing, bru, I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm in the workout because you know, little movements
Speaker 1: is worse than big ones. Like this shit is tough,
Speaker 1: but I also am so like ego driven that I
Speaker 1: can't not be the best dick sucker you ever had.
Speaker 1: That's why it's hard for me to be gay, because
Speaker 1: it's like one bitch that I eat the best pussy,
Speaker 1: and I can tell another one was like do this,
Speaker 1: do that, do this? While I appreciate that. Actually I
Speaker 1: interviewed her on here Aisha. She was also a guest star.
Speaker 2: We talked about the day at.
Speaker 1: A pussy, But I remember she gave me the most instruction,
Speaker 1: and I was like, am I bad? Or is she
Speaker 1: just very good at knowing how to make herself come?
Speaker 1: I think instruction. I feel like, was it the first
Speaker 1: time you did it? Or like maybe the third or
Speaker 1: the floor of the person. I don't like too much
Speaker 1: instruction the first time, Just going and do whatever it
Speaker 1: is you down there doing and then we'll talk about it,
Speaker 1: because if we're not about to ruin the moment, put
Speaker 1: that dud, let's go to lunch and talk about it
Speaker 1: or something like that. Take what you did wrong?
Speaker 3: I have a question we're about to view. So let's
Speaker 3: say someone's giving you head, a woman's giving your head,
Speaker 3: or someone's giving your head. Do y'all come do women
Speaker 3: tend to come from getting ate out. Does that happen
Speaker 3: a lot or what is?
Speaker 1: What is? What?
Speaker 2: The crazy thing is? I'm an old woman. I'm old now,
Speaker 2: So when did you get old? I'm thirty eight. When
Speaker 2: was your old age?
Speaker 3: Are you thinking about I am thinking about her.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna just say, I'm just telling if my little
Speaker 4: coochie had been around. So it takes a lot for
Speaker 4: me to take this one. Really, but unless you learn
Speaker 4: it to the team now. The woman I'm with right now, she'd.
Speaker 2: Have learned this motherfucker.
Speaker 3: She figured it out.
Speaker 2: Figured two and a half years.
Speaker 1: How long did it take her to line?
Speaker 2: Like two years?
Speaker 4: But yeah, because and also I had to learn too,
Speaker 4: because the woman I dealt with before her didn't like
Speaker 4: aggressive I mean loved aggressive pussy.
Speaker 2: She'd be like, stay on it, just get it right now.
Speaker 2: She don't like that.
Speaker 4: She wants you to start off slow, tonguekassing it. You
Speaker 4: gotta work up to that. It's like almost going to
Speaker 4: pound tongue. But it's like you got to work up
Speaker 4: to it. And she also, the woman wearing I she
Speaker 4: also don't like the tip of my tongue. She likes
Speaker 4: the back of it. So I know it's trust me.
Speaker 4: It's hard to brush the back of your tongue when
Speaker 4: you brush your confusingly like the underneath underneath my tongue.
Speaker 4: I didn't even sorry about the miscommunication.
Speaker 1: That's not.
Speaker 3: What you're doing it.
Speaker 2: Maybe the tongue flicks too much. Have you a very
Speaker 2: aggressive tongue?
Speaker 1: Yes, but only with men that love like I feel
Speaker 1: like some people you probably know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: When someone's in you and you feel like they're going
Speaker 1: through motion or something they learned where they're like it's
Speaker 1: almost robotic.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Have you ever let a man eat?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh yeah, if anything?
Speaker 3: Yeah, waters.
Speaker 4: They have been times where I'm like single and I'm
Speaker 4: wilding out. I have had some crazy, wilding out times
Speaker 4: where I'll just like hole out crazy for two months.
Speaker 4: And if I'm just at a bar and I'm drunk,
Speaker 4: and You're like, I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, hell, yeah, I don't know you, but but what
Speaker 3: kind of guys come for you?
Speaker 1: What crazy thing? Is? It?
Speaker 2: Only be omens?
Speaker 1: Only omen?
Speaker 2: And also a man not gonna ruin my reputation.
Speaker 4: They ain't gonna say nothing this one dude, This had
Speaker 4: this had to be like maybe two years before I
Speaker 4: got married when I was just in these streets and
Speaker 4: he loved me.
Speaker 2: He came to my job all the time. He's like,
Speaker 2: you know, I love you.
Speaker 3: I love you so much.
Speaker 2: And then finally I was like, all right, fine, I
Speaker 2: had like shots of ever.
Speaker 1: Clear, Oh you wanted to be dead. I was crazy.
Speaker 3: I was crazy every Clear make you switched.
Speaker 4: And he just looked at me. He's like, and I
Speaker 4: was like, all right, come on, let'school in the truck.
Speaker 4: And so we went in the truck. We were in
Speaker 4: the truck, but he sucked it up because he was
Speaker 4: growling and doing all kinds of and I kept thinking,
Speaker 4: too much for you.
Speaker 1: Okay, so why don't we put a seven.
Speaker 2: There outside the door?
Speaker 3: Okay? I just had one quick follow up question. I
Speaker 3: had one quick following follow up. Then I'm gonna do
Speaker 3: home for the for the coming thing that I asked
Speaker 3: you because I asked that because if a woman is
Speaker 3: coming from head, does it hurt or is there some
Speaker 3: sensation if a person keeps going wild, like that's the
Speaker 3: same way like if you're doing clip gets too sensitive? Yeah,
Speaker 3: and you want to push them, but do you stop
Speaker 3: or do you want them? Do you really want them
Speaker 3: to stop?
Speaker 1: Yes, I want them to put their mouth somewhere else,
Speaker 1: but the clip being pushing the head.
Speaker 4: It can't get some sensitive. But I have had some
Speaker 4: moments where I've made sounds that I never knew I
Speaker 4: could make because it just feels it was good. Maybe
Speaker 4: like my my new my my girl cat my ass.
Speaker 4: The other day, like she must have missed me. I
Speaker 4: don't know what was going on. She crazious to me
Speaker 4: and I was like, I was like, what are you
Speaker 4: doing down now? I was like stop, stop, stop, it
Speaker 4: was just too much. Then she sucked me up and
Speaker 4: put I was like, I don't do vibrators. Vibrators people
Speaker 4: have been trying to vibrate its on me. I was
Speaker 4: like it ain't gonna work. So I laid back in
Speaker 4: the bed. I was like, go ahead, try it, man.
Speaker 4: She put that rolls down there. Really, you know, it
Speaker 4: made me.
Speaker 1: I came.
Speaker 2: It's it was, I was.
Speaker 4: It was the first time I got and I had
Speaker 4: a dizzy damning.
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, wait, I mean, am I crazy?
Speaker 3: Am I? Am? I terrible? Because like sometimes a dude
Speaker 3: will be like up and I'm like, well, no, you
Speaker 3: don't know, you don't mean it. I'm gonna keep going.
Speaker 2: Because the nigga that I with his name is B
Speaker 2: d D.
Speaker 1: On the show and after I like, I just feel
Speaker 1: like I'm the best basic that ever suck this dick.
Speaker 1: And I know and when he I watched this video
Speaker 1: of me sucking his decktails today because my whole ass
Speaker 1: me one to know, you know, I want to watch
Speaker 1: my work. And whenever he comes this is like two
Speaker 1: or three times I've seen it. He pulls his dick
Speaker 1: back from me. I take thee from my hand on
Speaker 1: my foret and be like, but like, yeah, he'll hold
Speaker 1: the tip of his dick so I can't get to it.
Speaker 3: I recently had a guy like straight up being like, dude,
Speaker 3: stop dog. I swear to God, whoop your ass dog stop.
Speaker 3: But then but then he wasn't pushing me off, so
Speaker 3: I was like, oh what. I was like, I'm like, Oprah,
Speaker 3: what what is the.
Speaker 1: T that's like foreign fantasy? Like they played basketball probably
Speaker 1: with Punky Alex. Okay, wait, mait, let me do this
Speaker 1: whole real quick.
Speaker 2: Ladies.
Speaker 1: First of all, let me say I was at your
Speaker 1: Cincinnati Live show and I had a ball, love y'all
Speaker 1: so much glad I wasn't able to see you on
Speaker 1: the Climax tour. Now that I just left a four
Speaker 1: year relationship about two months ago because the day after
Speaker 1: his birth bit you had to put some beers in here.
Speaker 1: About two months ago, the day after his birthday, I
Speaker 1: woke up around three am. He was not home, so
Speaker 1: I looked at his location, did some investigating, found out
Speaker 1: he was with another woman. I moved out with our
Speaker 1: two year old child and after about a month the move.
Speaker 1: After the move out, a man from Florida slit in
Speaker 1: my DMS. We got on FaceTime, texted for a minute,
Speaker 1: and he told me that he wanted to come and
Speaker 1: fly me out. He wanted me to come and fly
Speaker 1: out so boom flight his books, hotels books. I have
Speaker 1: to tell my baby daddy that he needs to keep
Speaker 1: our son. The time of the trip, I said it
Speaker 1: was a girl's trip. Fast forward, my baby Daddy's at
Speaker 1: my house to see my son, and while I was clueless,
Speaker 1: I went without my Apple Watch. Oh so now he
Speaker 1: found all the messages of Florida Bay and the trip.
Speaker 1: So now he's making me feel guilty, saying I'm bogus
Speaker 1: that if I go on this trip, he's no longer
Speaker 1: going to be nice. How he's saying that I'm doing
Speaker 1: this too soon and a whole bunch of bullshit. I
Speaker 1: know you both left long relationships. Do you think there's
Speaker 1: such thing as too soon? Am I being fast? Or
Speaker 1: is he a pus sass? So now you was in
Speaker 1: the longest one, so tell us that. Well, if you
Speaker 1: were about to watch dogs and you saw her, have
Speaker 1: a watch.
Speaker 4: First of all, let's be clear, if we broke up,
Speaker 4: we broke from the second we break up. I'm none
Speaker 4: of your business no more, agreed at that second. And
Speaker 4: also you condition but you can't take it. So so
Speaker 4: why let's think about why I moved out this house
Speaker 4: in the first place.
Speaker 1: Hello, Oh, we might really need to listen to your podcast, girl.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say that is a huge thing
Speaker 1: about control. And don't let that nigga be like you're
Speaker 1: a mother. No, hell no, Like you need to have
Speaker 1: some fun time, You need to meet someone else, get
Speaker 1: flute out and have your own favor. Bunky had two
Speaker 1: or three years, you need twenty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they already got a nigga all trouble on the
Speaker 4: internet right now talking about you and mother.
Speaker 2: So that gets you nowhere. That was my fun.
Speaker 3: But yeah, also, I'm gonna stop being nice. You literally
Speaker 3: did the meanest thing in the relationship, like you cheated,
Speaker 3: and now now you're gonna start like I mean, I
Speaker 3: just yeah, I kind of feel like he It's like
Speaker 3: this thing with with like men who really want they
Speaker 3: feel like because even if they're not in your life
Speaker 3: because you have this kid, they still feel like there's
Speaker 3: some some level of control. And some say so that
Speaker 3: they have and it's to me that just sounds like, well,
Speaker 3: he ain't getting up pussy right now, right, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean?
Speaker 1: Honestly, man, I've heard so many baby daddies use that excuse.
Speaker 1: If I can't watch your kid while you're with another nigga,
Speaker 1: I can't do this so that I guys, So you
Speaker 1: want to paying babysitter and you ain't gonna be with
Speaker 1: your baby.
Speaker 4: You want gonna take the baby to meet the nigga?
Speaker 4: To you, is he coming me showing you my son
Speaker 4: need a new pappy?
Speaker 2: Pound Town?
Speaker 3: This, this whole story heterosexuality just seems very stressful. Every
Speaker 3: time I think about, oh, I should I.
Speaker 4: Should maybe do women to give y'all, it's just bitch,
Speaker 4: just and I make this ship look fun at all.
Speaker 3: There's always some fighting and dry.
Speaker 1: Y'all tell the listeners how to support you in this
Speaker 1: time of a strike.
Speaker 2: What's the easiest way to whether it be Come to.
Speaker 4: The comedy clubs, come to the show. Understand, we don't
Speaker 4: sell out, we don't make no money. Help us make
Speaker 4: this money, can help us pay these bills. We ain't
Speaker 4: had a check since April.
Speaker 3: Were on the road.
Speaker 2: Now the show has to be so hold out for
Speaker 2: y'all to make some red.
Speaker 1: Do we know that.
Speaker 2: Come see us on the Climax tour.
Speaker 3: But right now, like the show, like smil like we
Speaker 3: got the most like stand ups that's ever probably that's
Speaker 3: ever been working on screen and behind the scenes. Like
Speaker 3: literally almost all of us are on tour right now.
Speaker 3: Writers stand up. Everybody's on the road. She just got
Speaker 3: back from Florida, I just got back from DC. I'm
Speaker 3: leaving back out at the end of the at the
Speaker 3: end of the week. And she probably she's leaving.
Speaker 1: I didn't even realize Quest Love was doing all these
Speaker 1: tours because then the game doing a show right now,
Speaker 1: like you know.
Speaker 3: So so we out here in these streets. That's how
Speaker 3: to support us. But also like you know, so many people.
Speaker 3: A lot of people also are just like a lot
Speaker 3: of them aren't a lot of actors and writers aren't
Speaker 3: stand up comedians like we are. So like they, you know,
Speaker 3: repost them. Damn the memes and uh puples and France
Speaker 3: dressers screaming at people every day on the news. Go
Speaker 3: ahead and repost that and make this and send the
Speaker 3: word out.
Speaker 1: No, that's helpful, I really want. I think people genuinely
Speaker 1: want to know how to help y'all, how to support you,
Speaker 1: especially when they're fans of your work too. So check
Speaker 1: them out and also Patreon dot com, Backslash Horrible Decisions,
Speaker 1: check out our bonus episodes, our town halls every one
Speaker 1: month we do that and yeah, we got to come
Speaker 1: to an episode with you and.
Speaker 2: Dicey oh one, d Per Please, where the fuck is
Speaker 2: your podcast?
Speaker 1: Nigga?
Speaker 3: I don't have one. I feel like I'm a better
Speaker 3: guest podcast guest than I would be hosts. I don't
Speaker 3: think people really need to see and hear from me
Speaker 3: every single week. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's too much when you work together.
Speaker 3: No, no, yeah, people ask me that all the time,
Speaker 3: that you need to have podcasts. You'd be having so
Speaker 3: many stories. I'm like, yeah, but y'all would get sick
Speaker 3: in me.
Speaker 2: You give Twitter legendary like vibes.
Speaker 3: You though, but you know, I just like to pop
Speaker 3: up on my friends successful show, you know, and and
Speaker 3: be like hey, y'all, and then I do you know?
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm a really great guest.
Speaker 2: You're fantastic, and you made this show very gay today.
Speaker 1: You know, this show was very gay for y'all for
Speaker 1: me twenty nineteen.
Speaker 3: They was tired of me talking with Lady Weezy. Pride
Speaker 3: was last month. Okay, we're done.
Speaker 1: I have not been gay like two years.
Speaker 3: Okay, cool.
Speaker 2: Anyway, do wear birds. Thank y'all for listening.
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