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Speaker 1: Jewils. Dirty Little Secret people are doing drastic things because

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Speaker 1: they've been cooped up in the house for so long

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Speaker 1: because of COVID. I bet it's the Jewels show on

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Speaker 1: Hits one of six point one. It's time for dirty

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Speaker 1: Little Secret. And wait until you hear what this secret

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Speaker 1: is about and what this person is doing to cope

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Speaker 1: with COVID. I'm gonna bring them on the phone. As

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Speaker 1: you know, if you want to tell a secret, just

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Speaker 1: text us at four one oh six one. And remember

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Speaker 1: we keep everything anonymous. So if there's something you want

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Speaker 1: to get off your chest, trust me, do it for yourself.

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Speaker 1: Let this dress out, let's be free. That stuff will

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Speaker 1: carry it around that baggage on your back, and it'll

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Speaker 1: make everything harder for you. I'm just I'm really making

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Speaker 1: a pitch because I want more dirty little secrets on

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Speaker 1: the show. Anyway, text it in four one oh six one,

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Speaker 1: and of course you remain anonymous, so our anonymous caller

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Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret. And now say

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Speaker 1: hello to Madonna. Everybody, Madonna is on the phone. That's cool.

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Speaker 1: Back on the radio, Hello Madonna, doing good. It's been

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Speaker 1: a Watson's you've been on the radio, Like English I

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Speaker 1: haven't pointed out, but thanks for texting in with your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secrets. So what did you want to come

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Speaker 1: clean about? Well, I've got three kids, married and ever

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Speaker 1: since this quarantine started, I gotta be honest with you.

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Speaker 1: I I can't stand my houseman. Wow, just like you

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Speaker 1: just got going crazy. You guys are getting on each

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Speaker 1: other's nerves or or are they just getting on your nerves?

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Speaker 1: They're all girls. They're all girls three six and eight

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Speaker 1: whoa and obviously Madonna. You're a guy. So can you

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Speaker 1: relate to them in any way? Or is that the

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Speaker 1: reason you don't like him? No? Not only can I

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Speaker 1: now relate? They hate me? What do you want? You know?

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Speaker 1: I'm like, just wait till our teenagers. If if I'm

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Speaker 1: not dead by then God look to you. So is

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Speaker 1: that your secret? You're just there? You're sick of being

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Speaker 1: at your house? Well, and you thought about it? Because

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Speaker 1: I can't. I can't even I can't stay there, you guys,

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Speaker 1: I can't can't stay there. Is that said? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: can't stay there? So I've been telling the family that

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Speaker 1: I've been going on fishing trips, when in fact I've

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Speaker 1: just been staying at like motel apes for a night

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Speaker 1: or two. Oh you know what happens there? Yeah, well

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Speaker 1: they take cash. Yeah I wish it was like that,

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Speaker 1: you guys. I'm just staying at these hotels to get

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Speaker 1: some sleep. I don't want I don't want three people

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Speaker 1: bounce on the bed at like four in the morning

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Speaker 1: and saying and you know, and I four females would

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Speaker 1: be a bit much. That's a lot of females. And

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna stop doing it. I'm gonna as long

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Speaker 1: as this quarantine kids going on, I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 1: keep going. Like these kids aren't even going back to

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Speaker 1: school all the time. They don't leave, They're just there.

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Speaker 1: Everywhere you turn. You just turn around. It's like, boom,

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Speaker 1: there's a kid. Boom, there's the kids. Run me this Like,

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Speaker 1: so you come home from these fishing trip, I was like,

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Speaker 1: empty fish handed? Or do you pick up fish from

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Speaker 1: the grocery store? Honestly, honestly, I go by the store

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Speaker 1: and I get one with scales on it. Yeah? Are

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Speaker 1: you sorry? Yeah? Wow? So they think you like a

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Speaker 1: moster fisherman. His wife was like posting pictures like I'm

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Speaker 1: so proud of my honey. He brought home dinner again,

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Speaker 1: what a man, he's a hunter gatherer And then cares

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Speaker 1: on Instagram of just a fish in a cooler, and

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Speaker 1: then and it's like, wait, are you so you're getting

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Speaker 1: where you're getting pictures fish from the internet? And then yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then taking a screenshot and then being like that

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Speaker 1: that came from my phone and you posted you find

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Speaker 1: a picture of some somebody who's actually fishing and posted

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Speaker 1: on your Instagram. So your wife thinks you're actually fishing,

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Speaker 1: but really you're in a motel. What's with some number

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Speaker 1: at the end of motel twenty yea on the side

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Speaker 1: of the freeway, just sleeping. It's pretty glamorous. If his

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Speaker 1: he's just going there to get some sleep. Well, oh no,

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Speaker 1: aren't you scared that she might find out? You know, honestly,

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Speaker 1: I think they're kind of glad to be rid of

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Speaker 1: me too. It's a win win for Everybody's just a

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Speaker 1: positive story all around. You're bringing home farm raised fish.

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Speaker 1: She should be thankful. Yeah. I mean they're good fish.

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Speaker 1: I cook him. I feel guilty fresh fish. Yeah. Has

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Speaker 1: she asked any questions? Though? I mean, or were you

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Speaker 1: always a fisherman. Uh, you know, honestly, she some of

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Speaker 1: the questions she got kind of close on, Like she

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Speaker 1: to be away. I was just so happy the first time.

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Speaker 1: Like when I came back, I didn't think of a backstory. Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's pretty ballsy. I had the fish, you know, I

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Speaker 1: thought that's all I needed. I didn't think she'd want

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Speaker 1: what type of you know, outboard motor that they asked.

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Speaker 1: I was on a paddle board. I mean, are you

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Speaker 1: at least enjoying the time spent away in the motel? Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's glorious. It's florious. It's glorious, glorious. Occasionally they have HBO,

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Speaker 1: so I get to watch an old episode, you know,

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Speaker 1: Game of Thrones, and there's no reception. And I won't

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Speaker 1: pay for the Wi Fi, so she can't get ahold

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Speaker 1: of me even if she tried. Oh yeah, fishing, because

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Speaker 1: you're fishing. You can't pay for the Wi Fi because

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Speaker 1: you can't let her see like, oh WiFi. That's why

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Speaker 1: I have to pay cash. That's why say these hotels

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Speaker 1: they let you pay cash. Just staying at the worst

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Speaker 1: possible like it's you a bunch of methatics and who

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Speaker 1: knows what else. Also, you can get some rest, that's amazing.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure there's got to be like five other fathers

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Speaker 1: in there with me, but I wouldn't know because they

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Speaker 1: don't leave the room. This has got to be the

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Speaker 1: best outcome of a husband telling his wife that he's

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Speaker 1: going on a fishing trip when he's not actually going

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Speaker 1: to fishing trip, because like cheating, isn't it. Yeah, usually

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Speaker 1: something is going very wrong. Yeah, so at least you're

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Speaker 1: not doing that. I mean at least Oh no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to see are you. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to see another woman, are you kidding? Well, all right,

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Speaker 1: thank you for your dirty little secret, and good luck

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Speaker 1: with the rest of quarantine. Thanks guys, and we're watching

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