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Speaker 1: It is time to ask the chief love Officer, the Colo,

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 2: All right, here we go.

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Speaker 1: Keena in Tampa writes, I will be thirty next month

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Speaker 1: and my best friend is a manager of a high

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Speaker 1: end restaurant. I want to have my dinner at her restaurant,

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Speaker 1: and she said I can have it, but there's no discount.

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Speaker 1: She gives a discount to others. So why is she

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Speaker 1: refusing to help me out?

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean, why'd you go in there expecting a discount? Yeah, see,

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Speaker 3: y'all kill me with this.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 3: If y'all gonna support one another, why don't you all

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Speaker 3: support each other at full price? Every time somebody open

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Speaker 3: up a bus is to get something going. You want

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Speaker 3: a discount, And how do you know she gives everybody

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Speaker 3: else discount?

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Speaker 5: Maybe she don't like you.

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Speaker 2: Her best friend.

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Speaker 6: Oh wait, look it.

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Speaker 5: You know what have you done? You're always bragging about

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Speaker 5: what you got.

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Speaker 3: You got a new bag every time you round, and

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Speaker 3: all this food price, this food you can afford it?

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Speaker 5: You can't afford it?

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Speaker 4: Dog?

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Speaker 5: Go eat there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's right. Moving on to Cammi and Denver. Cammy says,

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Speaker 1: I married. I'm married, and my husband and I fight

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Speaker 1: about a lot of small stuff. He gets upset if

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Speaker 1: I don't change the sheets every Friday. I told him

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Speaker 1: he's welcome to change them if I don't get to it.

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Speaker 1: He thinks he has a living housekeeper. Am I wrong

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Speaker 1: for rebelling no changing?

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Speaker 3: Well, you heard it from Tommy like he hain't never

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Speaker 3: been on the sheet molde in seven days.

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Speaker 5: I don't think so. I live by myself.

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Speaker 3: I had a pet of sheets on that so long,

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Speaker 3: mister nasty. I didn't even know you post to change.

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Speaker 3: I had not in my life before. I had seen

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Speaker 3: my mama do some stuff. I didn't know where she

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Speaker 3: got the mother sheets from. Didn't even have another sheet

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Speaker 3: so there for her time I came in, I was sleeping.

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Speaker 2: That's where we get it from our parents.

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Speaker 3: No, you know what he wants, the sheet change he got,

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Speaker 3: You know, fellas, you cannot assume that it's all on her.

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Speaker 5: I would.

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Speaker 3: It'd be great if everybody had assigned rolls and they

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Speaker 3: agreed to.

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Speaker 5: The sign roll. But who gave her to change your

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Speaker 5: sheet every Friday?

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Speaker 1: Roll?

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 1: She's not saying Tommy not to change them, but she

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Speaker 1: saying you could change.

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Speaker 5: Them too, if I don't get to it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because it couldn't happen.

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Speaker 5: You ain't got explained nothing that the little mister.

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Speaker 4: She need to get into a routine. She oldre having

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Speaker 4: them hot flashes, sweating on them. Sheets, take her them,

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Speaker 4: take them sheets off him?

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Speaker 2: You shut up, shut up.

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Speaker 5: Last sheets. I know you're.

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Speaker 2: You can closet and change them all.

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Speaker 5: Sleep in another spot.

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 1: Moving on to Chavelle and Ferguson, Chavelle says, I'm married

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Speaker 1: and my husband and I don't have sex with each other.

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Speaker 1: He's got a side piece and I do too. I

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Speaker 1: like the arrangement because we live a great life and

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Speaker 1: we split the bills fifty to fifty. My side piece

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Speaker 1: wants me to move out. Should I say or go?

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Speaker 1: What I mean?

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Speaker 3: You probably ought to just gone and go because you

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Speaker 3: over there anyway, My mid is here with you.

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Speaker 2: This calls fun.

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Speaker 4: My mind on the other side.

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Speaker 3: Messing you around. Hey, Junior, you ain't from that era

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Speaker 3: right there?

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Speaker 2: You have one song dog you thought it would.

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Speaker 5: Gave you my money?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, asked me, it works though.

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Speaker 5: That's your song.

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Speaker 2: You got what kind of marriage? You say? Yeah, this

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Speaker 2: is crazy?

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Speaker 5: Then you might as well leave. What why?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 1: She said she She loves the arrangement. They have a

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Speaker 1: great life.

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Speaker 6: Doing.

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Speaker 5: Wait what how is Brenda doing?

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Speaker 4: Rob Robert is just fine.

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Speaker 5: You think you think we ought invite everybody the dinner this.

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Speaker 1: Friday, Couple's Nights, couples night, double date.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm just telling you now. When he gets over there,

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Speaker 3: mm hmm, he can't do nothing to you in my house.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 1: Oh, there's rules rules, yeah, the.

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Speaker 5: Oh oh he can come over here, won't you? He get.

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Speaker 4: Y'all got to carry somewhere. Listen, if Brenda Cook bring

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Speaker 4: me a plate, I'm not.

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Speaker 2: Like Steve. You're right, he's so stupid level stupid.

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, se I'm ignorant. He's stupid.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, I'll get it right.

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Speaker 1: There's levels to this, Yes, sir, fast on one more

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Speaker 1: before we go to the next.

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Speaker 5: Still bount and to let me use his lawn more.

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Speaker 2: My lawn.

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Speaker 3: Ignorant, y'all got baby, I'm goin to go out. Come on,

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Speaker 3: Can I use your perfume? I like the way that smell.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna put it on her tonight.

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Speaker 2: Cash.

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Speaker 6: They're comfortable, comfortable, very comfortable, Okay, smell like you great?

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Speaker 2: Maybe?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 5: What baby, don't, baby, don't put that season in on

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Speaker 5: the greens.

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Speaker 2: No more.

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Speaker 5: She don't like that on my bread.

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Speaker 2: You took complate. All right, are we done so I

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Speaker 2: can move on? We want to now?

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Speaker 5: I like it?

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Speaker 2: All right? One more and then we're moving on. One more.

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Speaker 5: We're gonna put your condoms back. But I had to

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Speaker 5: take these right real quick. I didn't. I didn't, I

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Speaker 5: didn't have none.

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Speaker 1: I just.

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Speaker 2: Dang got deep with it. Yeah, all right, now we're

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Speaker 2: moving on.

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Speaker 1: Maxie in Augusta says, I'm sixty nine years old and single.

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Speaker 1: I've been married four times and I want to get

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Speaker 1: married again. I'm in a small community of men, and

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Speaker 1: so that means I may end up dating friends or

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Speaker 1: relatives of my exes somece I'm older now, can't you know?

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Speaker 2: Can I date whoever I want to date?

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Speaker 3: Maxie, listen to me. You can do like you want

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Speaker 3: to do. But I've shot number five. I think that

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Speaker 3: slim to none person.

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Speaker 4: Go out.

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Speaker 5: You just shot all the shots.

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Speaker 3: You've married five times, you need to go ahead on

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Speaker 3: sit down four? Well four won't five? You know a

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Speaker 3: small community, you didn't date everybody in your age bracket.

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Speaker 5: You gonna have dates one of them child. Now I

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Speaker 5: gonna have to date wonderful.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what community you live, got a bunch

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Speaker 3: of available, seventy few old people in it. Good morning,

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Speaker 3: This is your man, Steve Harvey. And my New Year's

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Speaker 3: resolutions are the same as they've been all year long.

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Speaker 3: That ain't your business. Happy New Year, y'all from the

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Speaker 3: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Keep your resolutions to yourself. A

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Speaker 3: lot of haters out there, don't let them shake your baby.

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