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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that Crank called Joe Biden during

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Speaker 1: the vice presidential debates last night, saying where are you?

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Speaker 2: You're supposed to be on stage? He sprang up, rolled

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Speaker 2: out of his bed. It was hilarious. It's Laser Stories

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Speaker 2: Come on segment where we weird.

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Speaker 1: News stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we've got a laser. Those other creepy VP's just

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Speaker 1: dunk the first Laser Stories out of Stillwater, Oklahoma. A

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Speaker 1: guy named Cody Adams was at a gas station the

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Speaker 1: other day and he had to get to a court

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Speaker 1: appearance that was thirty miles away. It was a pretty

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Speaker 1: serious charge for possessing a stolen vehicle, so he couldn't

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Speaker 1: be late.

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Speaker 2: But no one at the.

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Speaker 1: Gas station would give him a ride, so Cody with

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Speaker 1: the K decided his best option was to steal another vehicle.

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Speaker 3: Is this show up in a stolen vehicle for his

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Speaker 3: court case? About it stolen?

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Speaker 2: Well, good news.

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Speaker 1: Apparently someone left their truck running with the doors unlocked.

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Speaker 3: Maybe it was meant to be. Jack happens for a reason.

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Speaker 2: I forgot Yeah, that's right. He hopped in and took off.

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Speaker 1: He didn't know this at the time, but the truck

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Speaker 1: belonged to an EMT supervisor and he had a pretty

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Speaker 1: good idea where Cody was headed because he just told

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Speaker 1: everyone at the gas station he needed a ride to court.

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Speaker 1: So cops caught up with him just as he was

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Speaker 1: walking into the courthouse. I was gonna say, they didn't

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Speaker 1: have to go anywhere.

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Speaker 2: Good news for Cody is he did make his hearing.

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Speaker 1: Bad news is they took him straight to jail after

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Speaker 1: the hearing and booked him on fresh charges.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: He's such a good guy, though, I know he's just

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Speaker 2: trying to do the right thing.

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Speaker 3: Can he just make so many smart decisions?

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Speaker 1: I know he admitted he took the truck, but claimed

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Speaker 1: he was just borrowing it, not stealing it.

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Speaker 3: I actually believe him on that line.

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Speaker 2: I really don't know. In his head he was like, no,

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Speaker 2: but guy's gonna come find it.

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Speaker 4: And if there's good people in the world, they would

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Speaker 4: have brought a guided court.

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Speaker 2: Jose not confined it.

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Speaker 1: He was planning on driving it right back to the

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Speaker 1: gas station after the hearing and a few other errands

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Speaker 1: that he had to get done.

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Speaker 2: So probably three to five days later, Sure, I'm.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of Texas. If you've

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Speaker 1: ever had a beer and thought, I wish this tasted

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Speaker 1: more like thick yellow mustard, you are in luck.

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Speaker 2: Look, we like mustard here, but not that much.

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Speaker 1: Because Fletcher's Corny Dogs announced it'll be debuting a new

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Speaker 1: mustard flavored beer at the Texas State Fair.

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Speaker 2: Man, that is so.

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Speaker 3: Much I'm imagining.

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Speaker 1: It's like thick.

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Speaker 2: I know, like I'm just guzzling mustard in my head,

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Speaker 2: thick with two seas.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The corn dog staple has been around at the State

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Speaker 1: Fair since nineteen forty two, and the management is so

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Speaker 1: adamant that mustard is the superior condiment. Me.

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Speaker 2: I agree that it.

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Speaker 1: Refused to even introduce ketchup as an option for their

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Speaker 1: corn dogs until nineteen ninety four.

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Speaker 3: Did wait and take a stand against ketchup? Why did

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Speaker 3: you fall?

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Speaker 1: This year, they're taking their love a step further and

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Speaker 1: paired with a brewery to concoct a bright yellow brew

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Speaker 1: that's described as a bold and tangy beer.

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Speaker 2: There's that tangy word again, with that mustard yellow hue.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm gonna give my corn dog and

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Speaker 2: the beer.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's not the only unique beer the brewery

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Speaker 1: is offering. They'll also be debuting a new Lays Potato

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Speaker 1: Chip drink, which is described as a blend of some

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Speaker 1: sweet and some heat chips in it.

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Speaker 3: Imagine it's like a Boba tea, but just with of Lays.

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Speaker 1: Each sip has a layer of cool sweet foam and

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Speaker 1: is topped with Lays sweet and spicy honey potatoes.

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Speaker 2: It is for a crunch and some spice.

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Speaker 1: There you go.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta drink it quick.

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Speaker 2: Oh god.

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Speaker 1: The State Fair of Texas runs through October twentieth.

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Speaker 3: Legendary.

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Speaker 1: This next laser stories out of the spooky seasons. With

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Speaker 1: Halloween coming up soon, people are beginning to decorate their

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Speaker 1: spaces and planning to go to costume parties.

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Speaker 2: So what do you do if you're not prepared? Well.

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Speaker 1: Uber just announced a brand new partnership with Spirit Halloween,

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Speaker 1: so they can now deliver costumes, makeup, and even decorations to.

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Speaker 2: Your home in less than an hour.

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Speaker 1: That's so large, especially the last second, like, oh, we

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Speaker 1: have a party.

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Speaker 2: To go to, it's pretty club.

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Speaker 1: The Uber said in a press release that households are

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Speaker 1: looking for on demand delivery to get what they need,

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Speaker 1: so instead of heading out to the seasonal store aisles.

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Speaker 1: Your Halloween supplies can just be delivered right to your.

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Speaker 4: Door woo, instead of driving around until you find the

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Speaker 4: empty shopping mall that they're inside.

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Speaker 1: They also mentioned that the drivers will stay around for

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Speaker 1: an extra a few minutes if you want to try

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Speaker 1: on the outfit and get an unbiased take from your

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Speaker 1: delivery person.

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Speaker 2: Does this prince outfit make me look fair?

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Speaker 1: And they will give you their honest opinion, but only

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Speaker 1: if you tip ahead of time.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, look, I know you asked for the ghost outfit,

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Speaker 3: but I got a bunch.

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Speaker 2: Of these sexy outfits. If you want to try.

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Speaker 3: That now, I'm here the driver.

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Speaker 1: This next Lazer story is out of Supernatural City. Have

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Speaker 1: you ever seen a UFO? A new comprehensive poll found

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Speaker 1: almost one in four Americans think they have.

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Speaker 3: My parents have both had UFO experiences.

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Speaker 1: Really yeah, Twenty three percent say they've personally seen a

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Speaker 1: UFO before, sixty eight percent said they have not, and

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Speaker 1: nine percent aren't sure. And I'm actually glad that was

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Speaker 1: an option this time.

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Speaker 3: That was the first time ever on a poll.

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Speaker 1: It actually makes sense, Like I don't know if that

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Speaker 1: was a UFO or that's kind of where I'm at, Like,

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Speaker 1: I saw a bunch of lights in the sky, but

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Speaker 1: I was like, do I just have extreme Agor.

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Speaker 4: Said that in the seventies heard her sister were laying

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Speaker 4: in her backyard in California and a huge circled like

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Speaker 4: what you'd see on the movies, came down, hovered above.

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Speaker 3: Them with a big light and then was gone.

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Speaker 4: WHOA.

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Speaker 3: She swears by it. It was before my aunt entered rehab.

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Speaker 2: But substances.

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Speaker 1: Here's a few more stats from the survey, whether you've

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Speaker 1: seen a UFO or not. Close to a third of

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Speaker 1: Americans think aliens are already here.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean octopus, right, Isn't that what we're going with?

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Speaker 2: Octopuses are aliens?

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Speaker 1: But if they aren't here yet, the question came up,

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Speaker 1: will they come in peace? And that's a fifty to

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Speaker 1: fifty split. Half the people who answered said yes. The

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Speaker 1: other half think we're in big, big trouble.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're the ones with bunkers and mountains.

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Speaker 1: And if you really want to see a UFO in person,

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Speaker 1: your best bet might be Arizona Double Rainbow. Oh my God,

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Speaker 1: specifically next month because Phoenix is number one with at

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Speaker 1: least three hundred and twenty three reported sightings in the

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Speaker 1: past decade. It's because the skies are so clear, or

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Speaker 1: stars all of it.

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Speaker 3: Maybe aliens are also like snowbirds that like to go south,

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Speaker 3: you know, entirement.

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Speaker 1: Other big UFO cities include New York, Las Vegas, Portland, Tucson, Boise, Albuquerque,

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Speaker 1: and Seattle, Ah.

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Speaker 3: A correlation there, there is none, us there real real.

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Speaker 1: The same poll also found twenty eight percent of Americans

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Speaker 1: think that Bigfoot is real.

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Speaker 3: Oh that one, I don't really. I'm not into that one.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Twenty three percent said the same about the Lachaness Monster.

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Speaker 3: No, I think.

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Speaker 1: There are animals in the water we've never discovered.

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Speaker 3: But a lake in Scotland.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you know what I mean? What about this guy?

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Speaker 1: Only three percent of Americans believe that he's real.

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Speaker 3: And there's a YouTube video of him.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we haven't it.

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Speaker 2: The other ninety seven percent Yeah, say, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Am came back to haunt me?

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Speaker 3: What you did?

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Speaker 1: Jeff Why sal means laser shories has come to an

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Speaker 1: end for the day.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it again, same time on Friday.

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning