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Speaker 1: Ninety nine percent of the time.

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Speaker 2: If you asked Brook, yeah, you want to watch a

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Speaker 2: forty six year old man moonwalk and ripped skinny jeans

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Speaker 2: while exposing his midsection?

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Speaker 3: Two you Yeah, I just raised the roof jah go.

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Speaker 2: I don't know it should be that excited about it,

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Speaker 2: but I definitely know the answer when that forty six

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Speaker 2: year old man is legendary hip hop sensation Usher serious.

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Speaker 1: I mean, this is a.

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Speaker 2: Music icon who somehow turned the word yeah into a

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Speaker 2: four and a half minute long song it.

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Speaker 4: Was originally I agree. I actually think I've played that

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Speaker 4: song five hundred and sixty two thousand times in my

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Speaker 4: radio career.

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Speaker 2: This is the pre huh It's talent and thousands of

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Speaker 2: other people wanted to relive that late nineties to early

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Speaker 2: two thousands nostalgia, so they flocked to his show. Downtown

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Speaker 2: and Ozana Alexis were right there with him, asking fans

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Speaker 2: a simple question, what you're doing at the Usher concert?

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Speaker 1: What you're doing at the Usher concert?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, hopefully get naked with Usher.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, we are outside in public and you just

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Speaker 1: embarrass somebody next to you. Who is this?

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Speaker 3: This is my most favorite cousin in the world, and

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Speaker 3: this is her lifelong dream to see Usher, So it's

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Speaker 3: only fitting that I'd steal the show and get naked

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Speaker 3: with them first.

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Speaker 1: CIRCA Seanda Renard, Why you wore the trench coat? Listen?

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Speaker 3: I got two two brand new hips.

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Speaker 1: Okay, two new hips. Yes, so you know what this stout?

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Speaker 1: Go self with scooter. So you have two brand new hips.

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Speaker 1: She's literally in a mobility scooter and you're both planning

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Speaker 1: on getting naked with Usher. Yes, I'm gonna show up

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Speaker 1: these panel scarves.

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Speaker 3: I didn't get these things for nothing.

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Speaker 1: Well, look at your people. They're all there there not

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Speaker 1: that all. They're reconstructing their bodies to work with so great.

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Speaker 1: And then they said raise the roof. Woot.

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Speaker 3: Just like my future. I just looked into a future.

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Speaker 1: It's not your future, it's your present. I'm sure we

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Speaker 1: see a viral clip from the concert of him on

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Speaker 1: a girl mobility. Yeah, like.

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Speaker 3: What you're doing in the Usher concert.

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Speaker 1: We're here to see Usher?

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Speaker 3: Duh, duh? And who are you with? Who's we my bestie? Sarah? Okay,

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Speaker 3: how are you guys feeling going into this? Have you

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Speaker 3: had some drinks? Have you had?

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Speaker 2: So?

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Speaker 3: We did stop about the seven eleven. You went to

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Speaker 3: the gas station a pregame, Yeah, slurpee alcohol. What are

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Speaker 3: you talking?

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Speaker 1: A straperita? Oh? Those are really good.

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Speaker 3: Serving miss everyone in a can? Are you buying?

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Speaker 1: Yes, we pre gamed in the parking lot.

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Speaker 3: You drank at the corner of a little car bar

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Speaker 3: before that. I thought that's what everyone does, maybe back

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Speaker 3: when they were like in high school listening to Usher,

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Speaker 3: But I didn't know it just kind of stayed. Did

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Speaker 3: you hear he's going through the crowd feeding them cherries? Anywait? Usher,

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Speaker 3: I don't like cherries, but he could feel me something up? Well,

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Speaker 3: what what are some other options? The Usher should be

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Speaker 3: given out to the crowd? An egg plant egg? I

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Speaker 3: see you think Usher should carry around egg plants? Didn't

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Speaker 3: go out to the crowd. I don't think you got it.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand, Alexis is mine as like, Oh, I

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Speaker 2: see they're older women, and old people love vegetables. Ushers

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Speaker 2: at the concert passing out split.

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Speaker 1: Peas and met a musal tablets.

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Speaker 4: Merely cherries would be smaller to eat.

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Speaker 1: You did it now, right, Alexis, Yeah, that's explain it.

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Speaker 4: Please. I do appreciate that these women were fully living

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Speaker 4: out their high school.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, notchr Era by going to seven to eleven and.

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Speaker 4: Doing it right.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's the only way.

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Speaker 4: There's no class in that at all, and that's how

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Speaker 4: it should be done.

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Speaker 2: It's what you're doing at the Usher concert where Jose

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Speaker 2: and Alexis were outside the arena right before the show

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Speaker 2: asking people a simple question, what.

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Speaker 1: You're doing at the Usher concert?

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Speaker 2: You go, well, if it was actually her birthday present,

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Speaker 2: happy birthday?

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Speaker 1: Is it? Who is this to you? My girlfriend? X complicated?

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute you paused, then you took it back, Bro,

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Speaker 1: why did that stop? What happened? You guys are so cute?

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Speaker 1: What happened?

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Speaker 3: Long story?

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Speaker 1: You spill like the smallest amount of tea, like the

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Speaker 1: quickest recap.

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Speaker 3: Like I'm in my healing healing stage.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what's healing?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 3: Just fine? I feel like I just need to be.

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Speaker 1: Alone, focus on you.

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Speaker 3: I love him.

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Speaker 1: I can see there's definitely something here. Yeah, I should

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Speaker 1: ask your healing before I let you go. How was

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Speaker 1: coming to this concert seeing Usher naked gonna help you heal?

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Speaker 3: Oh? It's a spiritual experience.

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Speaker 1: Does that make you feel? She looks excited you're taking

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Speaker 1: her to see another man naked. Now I'm excited too.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well again, this this works, This whole thing works.

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Speaker 4: I mean, honestly, what man wouldn't be excited to see Usher?

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Speaker 4: I mean, abs are insane?

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Speaker 2: Okay, it is maybe a really smart idea to bring

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Speaker 2: your ex to an Usher concert to watch him grind

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Speaker 2: on a microphone. Yeah, get your exes all right in

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Speaker 2: the mood for this is why I.

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Speaker 1: Broke up with you, because you're not doing what he's doing.

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Speaker 1: Take some notes and report back to me in my

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Speaker 1: bedroom later.

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Speaker 4: Well, it's gonna be sad at the end of the

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Speaker 4: concert if she goes No, still need to be alone.

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Speaker 3: Actually, I'm going to do better what you're doing at

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Speaker 3: the Usher concert. Me and my my best friend are

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Speaker 3: gonna have the best time of our life. Girls time.

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Speaker 3: What's a normal girl's night look like for the two

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Speaker 3: of you?

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Speaker 1: Getting drunk?

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Speaker 3: Okay, what's it gonna look like in there? Dancing? Oh

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Speaker 3: heck yeah, we are gonna dance. What about the men

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Speaker 3: in here? Good?

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Speaker 2: Bad?

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Speaker 3: No, we're married, so we don't. We're not looking for

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Speaker 3: any of that.

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Speaker 1: Just as sure we can look at him and I

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Speaker 1: fantasize about him, fantasize and things, fantasizes things.

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Speaker 3: Oh, yes, that's all it is. Since I was a teen,

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Speaker 3: I was like, Holy mother, I think I think like

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Speaker 3: Usher is like.

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Speaker 1: A timeless, freaking, amazing, heatistic creature.

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Speaker 3: He's just sexy. You think, even when he's old, like

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Speaker 3: twenty years from now, still don't care as long as

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Speaker 3: he moves it and he knows how to do it.

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Speaker 3: Ninety year old Usher. Oh heck yeah. It's like fine wine.

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Speaker 3: If you're hip being giving, I will give you my hip.

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Speaker 2: If your hip ain't given, I'll give you my hip.

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Speaker 1: That's like a sexy Hallmark card. But Grandma's band really is.

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Speaker 4: I'm glad that women don't make men feel like just

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Speaker 4: pieces of me. That's really good that we really appreciate

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Speaker 4: your intelligent thoughtfulness.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, respect, great personality.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was what you're doing at the Usher concert.

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Speaker 2: We got your phones have coming

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Speaker 4: Up right after this freaking Jeffrey in the morning,