1 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:17,360 Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse 2 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:21,200 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on 3 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:26,079 Speaker 1: a wonderful Wednesday, we'll talk about pettiness and politics. I'm 4 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:31,080 Speaker 1: actually I think we're gonna get Greenland. We'll talk about that, 5 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:37,319 Speaker 1: seizing oil tankers, emails, the GOP is not divided, all 6 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:40,040 Speaker 1: that and so much more coming up in the final 7 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:42,400 Speaker 1: hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. I have to play 8 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:46,960 Speaker 1: it for you again because it's just too perfect. Last night. 9 00:00:47,479 --> 00:00:49,160 Speaker 1: We're gonna move on to some emails in a moment, 10 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:52,040 Speaker 1: but last night, in fact, we'll talk pettiness in politics first. 11 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:56,279 Speaker 1: But last night we were talking about this relationship that 12 00:00:56,720 --> 00:01:01,120 Speaker 1: the criminal enterprise, that is a Democrat empire, and what 13 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:05,480 Speaker 1: that empire, what that communist run empire, communist run revolution, 14 00:01:05,959 --> 00:01:08,880 Speaker 1: what it does? Why this interest? Why would the Biden 15 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:11,959 Speaker 1: administration bring in twenty million foreigners. There's a lot of 16 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:16,520 Speaker 1: different aspects to Democrats not being nearly as popular as 17 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:19,640 Speaker 1: they appear to be, But one of the main things 18 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:25,520 Speaker 1: is the foreigners. Because, as we have discussed before, these 19 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:30,280 Speaker 1: foreigners from other cultures that suck. They vote on the 20 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:35,720 Speaker 1: two teas, tribal and transactional. It's as simple for them. 21 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,560 Speaker 1: I'm going to keep stealing everything I can get my 22 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:43,880 Speaker 1: dirty hands on. You Democrats, You're going to keep protecting 23 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:45,560 Speaker 1: me while I do it. You're going to keep helping 24 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 1: me do it me. I'll vote for you, though, I 25 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:54,440 Speaker 1: will get my entire block. I'll get my entire neighborhood. 26 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:58,400 Speaker 1: Everyone in my Somali klan will vote Tim Walls. It's 27 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:01,920 Speaker 1: an arrangement that works perfectly right up until the point 28 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:05,480 Speaker 1: you get some decent people in the justice system. Then 29 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:11,440 Speaker 1: it all comes apart, at least potentially. And what do 30 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:12,960 Speaker 1: you get if you vote Tim Wall. 31 00:02:12,919 --> 00:02:16,520 Speaker 2: Expect for the next eleven months for me to ride 32 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:17,919 Speaker 2: you like you've never been ridden. 33 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:22,919 Speaker 1: What Chris I was playing? What he said and credit 34 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:25,360 Speaker 1: to Nick Shirley for the interview. How does it in 35 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:28,560 Speaker 1: all seriousness? How does it look in practice? Well, here's 36 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:34,160 Speaker 1: how it goes. Remember when Democrats bring in foreign barbarians, 37 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:38,480 Speaker 1: they not only bring them in, they settle them in blocks, 38 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:42,160 Speaker 1: in huge blocks. It's not like they send a family 39 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:44,520 Speaker 1: afford to this city, and a family of five to 40 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:47,160 Speaker 1: this state, and a family no no, no, no no. They 41 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:51,040 Speaker 1: keep them together in huge blocks. Why would you do that. 42 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:53,360 Speaker 3: So, for instance, why would that judge bowdown to the 43 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,160 Speaker 3: head of the somon loafyette. 44 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 4: Here, What I can tell you is that it's a 45 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:01,000 Speaker 4: voting block. And what they say is if you do 46 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:04,639 Speaker 4: something to go against our community, we're going to vote 47 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:07,679 Speaker 4: for and they all vote together, and there's ballot harvesting. 48 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:09,840 Speaker 4: I've seen them do it that we're going to vote 49 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:12,160 Speaker 4: for your opponent unless you do what we tell you 50 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:12,480 Speaker 4: to do. 51 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:14,280 Speaker 2: And so are all purely for votes. 52 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:19,200 Speaker 4: Yes, you're talking probably one hundred thousand or more people, 53 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,480 Speaker 4: and they're all living rent free, They're driving a vehicle 54 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:25,280 Speaker 4: that you paid for, they're eating food that you paid for. 55 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:29,320 Speaker 4: Everything they do is something that you paid for. 56 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:33,440 Speaker 3: And for instance, the entire block, well, then go and 57 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,200 Speaker 3: vote for wall specific candidate. 58 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:38,240 Speaker 4: They'll have one person go there and collect all the 59 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:42,160 Speaker 4: ballots and nobody tracks. They could say they have nine 60 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:44,680 Speaker 4: people living in an apartment, They're going to send them 61 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:47,800 Speaker 4: nine ballots, and then they have someone who comes along 62 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:49,000 Speaker 4: collects all the ballots. 63 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:54,680 Speaker 1: How maybe you're confused why politicians like Jacob Fray after 64 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:57,640 Speaker 1: that thirty seven year old died today trying to stop 65 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:01,960 Speaker 1: Ice from deporting Somali's You're confused. Why Jacob Fray would 66 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,640 Speaker 1: get up and say things like this, and I have 67 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,000 Speaker 1: a message for us. 68 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:09,800 Speaker 3: Two Ice, get the out of Minneapolis. 69 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:14,080 Speaker 1: We do not want you here. Why would he say 70 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:14,720 Speaker 1: things like this? 71 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:18,080 Speaker 3: They are already trying to spin this as an action 72 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:23,200 Speaker 3: of self defense. Having seen the video of myself, I 73 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:29,359 Speaker 3: want to tell everybody directly that is bullet. This was 74 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:32,799 Speaker 3: an agent recklessly using power. 75 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:35,400 Speaker 1: Why does he speak like that. It's not because he 76 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:39,000 Speaker 1: believes it. His eyes saw the same video you saw. 77 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:42,919 Speaker 1: The guy laid it out quite clearly. You have to 78 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:47,880 Speaker 1: protect the community or they'll take their vote elsewhere. Your 79 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:52,800 Speaker 1: seed of power depends on the huge block of foreigners 80 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:56,200 Speaker 1: you brought into the country, and they'll step up to 81 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:59,000 Speaker 1: the microphone and tell you to your face, you better 82 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,720 Speaker 1: not let this fro God take us down, pal, or 83 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:02,320 Speaker 1: we're going else. 84 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:05,680 Speaker 5: To Ms Mohammad, I'm speaking today on behalf of the 85 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:10,520 Speaker 5: Somali community in Lewistow. Some of you city here today. 86 00:05:10,839 --> 00:05:14,440 Speaker 5: We voted for you. We elected you to protect our 87 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:17,560 Speaker 5: community interest, not creating division. 88 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:20,400 Speaker 1: I love that part. I love that I'm gonna start 89 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,960 Speaker 1: it again. I love that part. He just comes right 90 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:25,159 Speaker 1: out and says it. Of course, his IQ is probably 91 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 1: about seventy five, So who doesn't have the brain power 92 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:30,760 Speaker 1: necessary to filter things through, So he just comes out 93 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:33,800 Speaker 1: and says things you shouldn't say. We elected you to 94 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:35,479 Speaker 1: protect the interests of our community. 95 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:39,640 Speaker 5: Miss Mohammad, I'm speaking today on behalf of the Somali community. 96 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,520 Speaker 1: The inbreeding is really really wild. In case you're wondering 97 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:45,039 Speaker 1: why the IQ levels are so low and Somali, it's 98 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,520 Speaker 1: got to do with the klan. The inbreeding that you know, 99 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:49,400 Speaker 1: the family trees a straight line, that kind of thing, 100 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:52,679 Speaker 1: and Miss Mohammad, that's why the heads are so big sometimes. 101 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:56,320 Speaker 5: Miss Mohammad, I'm speaking today on behalf of the Somali 102 00:05:56,400 --> 00:06:01,159 Speaker 5: community in Lewistow. Some of you city here today. We 103 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:05,760 Speaker 5: voted for you. We elected you to protect our community interest, 104 00:06:06,279 --> 00:06:11,440 Speaker 5: not creating division or go after one elected a member 105 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:16,560 Speaker 5: for our community. This narrative, if this narrative continues, our 106 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:22,359 Speaker 5: community will be false to the exam our relationship or 107 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:27,599 Speaker 5: political relationship, including our relationship with the Democratic Party and 108 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:30,400 Speaker 5: who will be voting in the futune. 109 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:34,080 Speaker 1: This is not a thread you bring in the barbarians. 110 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:38,320 Speaker 1: You have to give them their demands. That's where it goes, 111 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:41,320 Speaker 1: all right, So before we do before we do emails, 112 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:47,600 Speaker 1: let's do this exit interview turns explosive as Marjorie Taylor 113 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:52,360 Speaker 1: Green attacks Trump's Venezuela move. I'm not going to talk 114 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:56,560 Speaker 1: a lot about Marjorie Taylor Green. I'll just simply back 115 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,840 Speaker 1: up what I said before. Remember when she announced that 116 00:06:59,839 --> 00:07:02,800 Speaker 1: she leaving, and I came on the air that I'd 117 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:05,800 Speaker 1: never want either wanted me to celebrate her or condemn her, 118 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:08,240 Speaker 1: and I said, I can't do that because we don't 119 00:07:08,279 --> 00:07:11,560 Speaker 1: know whether or not it's genuine, and the true test 120 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:14,160 Speaker 1: we won't know for a while. Remember what I told you. 121 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:17,400 Speaker 1: The test was whenever someone does this, if they leave, 122 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:20,280 Speaker 1: if they say I'm resigning some frustrated I want what's 123 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:23,040 Speaker 1: best for the country. I love you, but I've got 124 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:25,360 Speaker 1: to step away from it all. And then they step 125 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:28,560 Speaker 1: down and they go retire and you never really see 126 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:30,760 Speaker 1: or hear from them again. Then you know that was genuine. 127 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:32,800 Speaker 1: That's just a person with a genuine heart for the 128 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:37,840 Speaker 1: country stepping down and vice versa. If they're all of 129 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,240 Speaker 1: a sudden on the view every night, they're on CNN 130 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:42,760 Speaker 1: every night, they're sitting now with Kristen Welker of NBC 131 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:45,920 Speaker 1: every night and it's Republicans sucking, Trump sucks, and the dead. 132 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:50,080 Speaker 1: Then you'll know it's just the spiteful ex who's upset 133 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:54,400 Speaker 1: about something. Well, look, Marjorie Taylor Green. Every time you 134 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:57,800 Speaker 1: turn on some left wing news source, now she's giving 135 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:04,160 Speaker 1: an interview trashing Republicans and trashing Trump. So there's your answer. However, 136 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:07,280 Speaker 1: that's not why I'm discussing this. I only wanted to 137 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,520 Speaker 1: briefly bring this up because I think it makes us 138 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:12,440 Speaker 1: feel better. It certainly makes me feel better. Remember that 139 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:18,800 Speaker 1: even powerful people can be unbelievably petty. Maybe you are petty, 140 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,280 Speaker 1: maybe you've been petty in your past, maybe you know 141 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:29,040 Speaker 1: petty people. Just remember how it looks when wealthy, famous 142 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:34,720 Speaker 1: people get petty. That's how you look when you get petty. Hey, 143 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:39,200 Speaker 1: me too, I'm a Kelly. I'll hold a grudge like 144 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:46,040 Speaker 1: nobody else. I'll do petty. It looks bad. It just 145 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:52,280 Speaker 1: always looks bad. They're capable of pettiness, just like you 146 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:55,320 Speaker 1: and I are capable of pettiness, and something we should 147 00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:58,840 Speaker 1: all learn, every single one of us. You me, Marjorie 148 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:05,040 Speaker 1: Taylor Green Trump and all of us. Pettiness always looks bad, 149 00:09:05,559 --> 00:09:09,360 Speaker 1: so we should probably try to avoid that at any cost. Anyway, 150 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:12,880 Speaker 1: I guess we have our answer on Marjorie Taylor Green Jesse. 151 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:16,959 Speaker 1: How about a history suggestion or a history show on 152 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:20,959 Speaker 1: the Mongol invasion of Vietnam. You know, I love these, 153 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,760 Speaker 1: by the way, I love these history suggestions emails because 154 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:25,719 Speaker 1: I'm saving them and I'm the ones I like, I'm 155 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:29,640 Speaker 1: stacking them up, and that actually is probably a good one. Vietnam, though, 156 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:32,719 Speaker 1: I'm not going to talk specifically about the Mongols right now, 157 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:36,600 Speaker 1: but Vietnam is a fascinating place. There are parts of 158 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:40,439 Speaker 1: the world that just seem to get fought over all 159 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:44,400 Speaker 1: the time. Istanbul in Turkey, you know that used to 160 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:48,600 Speaker 1: be Constantinople. But no matter what, geography doesn't change. Go 161 00:09:48,679 --> 00:09:51,320 Speaker 1: look it up, Look where it is. It's the only 162 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:55,280 Speaker 1: thing connecting the Black Sea to the open Ocean through 163 00:09:55,320 --> 00:10:01,920 Speaker 1: the Mediterranean. It's this critically important loc and so people 164 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:06,440 Speaker 1: have been dying over that area forever. Vietnam is one 165 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:10,760 Speaker 1: of those places too. People have been dying there for ages. 166 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:12,920 Speaker 1: It's just a I guess it's one of those things. 167 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,240 Speaker 1: It's wonderful when you have it, but you always know 168 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:18,640 Speaker 1: there's a war coming because everyone else wants it. Speaking 169 00:10:18,679 --> 00:10:23,160 Speaker 1: of Vietnam, remember the show we did on MACV SOG 170 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:27,920 Speaker 1: and Vietnam The baddest dudes who've ever walked? The guys 171 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:32,360 Speaker 1: that got dropped behind enemy lines Laos, Cambodia, and more 172 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:36,480 Speaker 1: than half of them died carrying out the most crazy missions, 173 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:40,960 Speaker 1: surrounded out numbered all the time. The CEO of Pure 174 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:45,520 Speaker 1: Talk did a tour with MACV SAG and then volunteered 175 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:49,840 Speaker 1: for another one two tours. How could you have a 176 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:53,200 Speaker 1: company that's so patriotic that they hire Americans? How could 177 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:56,200 Speaker 1: you have a company that just when they give back, 178 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:58,680 Speaker 1: they don't give the Black lives matter in planned parenthood, 179 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,520 Speaker 1: they help veterans back on their feet, they give American 180 00:11:01,559 --> 00:11:05,040 Speaker 1: flags out. That's how. That's what happens when you're veteran 181 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,560 Speaker 1: lead and they'll save you money. You don't leave Verizon 182 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:10,720 Speaker 1: at and t R T mobile switch and they will 183 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:15,720 Speaker 1: make it easy. Dial pound two five zero and say 184 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:22,160 Speaker 1: save now pound two five zero, save now. We'll be back. 185 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,640 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly returns next. 186 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:38,520 Speaker 6: I and died the night with the ride to the 187 00:11:38,679 --> 00:11:48,800 Speaker 6: pres sing along dude, America. 188 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:55,800 Speaker 1: That was the candlelight Vigel last night for January sixth, 189 00:11:56,160 --> 00:12:01,920 Speaker 1: held by Democrats on the Capitol steps. Hey, low iq, mastermind, 190 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:05,400 Speaker 1: it's not right. What was your favorite prank to play 191 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:10,000 Speaker 1: on other people? I've told you this before. I've told 192 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,679 Speaker 1: this to my sons the other day. You want the 193 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:17,360 Speaker 1: greatest prank in the world. I wouldn't play this on women. 194 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:20,440 Speaker 1: They might not think it's as funny, But let me 195 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:24,679 Speaker 1: tell you what for dudes, this is great fun and 196 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:27,760 Speaker 1: MRI all right, you ready for this. Keep in mind 197 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:30,439 Speaker 1: this may be dangerous and possibly illegal. I just want 198 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,960 Speaker 1: to put that disclaimer out there. We did it to 199 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,560 Speaker 1: each other all the time in the Marines. An MRI. 200 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:38,199 Speaker 1: It's a meal ready to eat, comes in a brown bag. 201 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:41,480 Speaker 1: It's awful, but you know, some of them aren't bad. 202 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:45,480 Speaker 1: Once you're hungry enough, everything tastes good. But obviously you're 203 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:47,760 Speaker 1: not cooking anything out in the field, and you certainly 204 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,040 Speaker 1: can't start fires or anything like that. Ax, that's a 205 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:52,240 Speaker 1: good way to get shot. So they came up with 206 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:56,600 Speaker 1: something your main course in an MRA. We'll call this 207 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,760 Speaker 1: one spaghetti because that was one when I was in 208 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,520 Speaker 1: I don't know if they still have it, Saghetti with 209 00:13:00,559 --> 00:13:02,320 Speaker 1: meat sauce. It was actually one of the better ones. 210 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:06,560 Speaker 1: It's this sealed, foiled and sealed sleeve of spaghetti with 211 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:12,520 Speaker 1: meat sauce. Well, they include in every MRE a green sleeve. 212 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:16,120 Speaker 1: What was the point of this green sleeve. Well, it 213 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:21,120 Speaker 1: had some sort of chemical god knows what inside of it, 214 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:24,800 Speaker 1: just like a powder thing. If I remember right, You 215 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:28,640 Speaker 1: take your main course, your spaghetti, you slide it into 216 00:13:28,679 --> 00:13:32,160 Speaker 1: the green sleeve. Then you take just a little bit 217 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:34,840 Speaker 1: of water, not much. You dump a little bit of 218 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:39,520 Speaker 1: water in the green sleeve, you fold it up. It 219 00:13:39,559 --> 00:13:43,679 Speaker 1: does some sort of chemical reaction with the liquid and 220 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:46,679 Speaker 1: it gets super hot on there. It essentially boils the 221 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:51,840 Speaker 1: water and it warms up your meal. You should know, 222 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,600 Speaker 1: just the heads up. I can count the number of 223 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:57,760 Speaker 1: times on one hand I ever warmed up my meal 224 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:00,000 Speaker 1: or really saw someone do it. No one does it. 225 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:02,360 Speaker 1: You just eat it cold. You're starving anyway. The food 226 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,959 Speaker 1: sucks hot or cold half the time you're in the heat. 227 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,840 Speaker 1: Usually don't warm up your meal. But that's the idea 228 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:11,320 Speaker 1: you can in the green sleeve. Now there's something else 229 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:16,280 Speaker 1: that's included with every other MRE. Every mre I've ever opened. 230 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:19,800 Speaker 1: They all come with the little packet. It's all sealed. 231 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:23,160 Speaker 1: It has things like a little pack a little mini 232 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:26,480 Speaker 1: packet of sugar, a little mini packet of salt. It 233 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:30,160 Speaker 1: has a miniature packet of toilet paper. You always save 234 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:34,160 Speaker 1: those because you don't know. And it also has one 235 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,120 Speaker 1: of those You've probably seen them in your life before, 236 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:40,120 Speaker 1: the little miniature bottle of Tabasco sauce. The hot sauce. 237 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,400 Speaker 1: I'm talking about the bottle that's the size of the 238 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,840 Speaker 1: end of your thumb, just the tiny little thing. To 239 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,480 Speaker 1: this day, Tabasco is the only hot sauce I despise. 240 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,400 Speaker 1: There you go, except for the Chipotle kind. Obviously, it's 241 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,920 Speaker 1: the only kind I don't like for this reason. So 242 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:55,440 Speaker 1: here's what we did. I did not come up with 243 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:59,880 Speaker 1: this someone else. Did. You wait until your friends are sleeping. 244 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:05,440 Speaker 1: Preferably you wait until they're taking a nap. The best 245 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:09,760 Speaker 1: best case scenario is they're in some sort of a tent, 246 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:14,680 Speaker 1: something that's enclosed. They don't have to be enclosed, but 247 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:17,800 Speaker 1: the more enclosed it is, the more effective it is. 248 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:22,440 Speaker 1: You take the green sleeve from your MRI, you take 249 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:28,240 Speaker 1: the Tabasco sauce. You dump the tabasco sauce into the 250 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:32,280 Speaker 1: green sleeve of the MRE. I would really suggest you 251 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:39,160 Speaker 1: hold your breath and quickly quickly fold that green sleeve 252 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:42,520 Speaker 1: up as tight as you can on the top. Now 253 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:46,680 Speaker 1: is the tricky part. Now you're on the clock. That 254 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:51,000 Speaker 1: green sleeve. Remember it boils if you seal it up 255 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:54,120 Speaker 1: too tight, which you wouldn't do if you were cooking something. 256 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:57,480 Speaker 1: But if you seal it up too tight, it's gonna pop. 257 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:01,200 Speaker 1: In fact, in this situation, you you want it to pop. 258 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,560 Speaker 1: Once you pour the tabasco in the clock is ticking, 259 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:09,000 Speaker 1: you need to seal it. Sneak into the tent, or 260 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,880 Speaker 1: at least the entrance of the tent. Chuck it in 261 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:16,280 Speaker 1: there if you can. You set it in there so 262 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,880 Speaker 1: you don't risk waking anybody up, because if they wake 263 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:22,160 Speaker 1: up and see it, they're immediately going to know they're 264 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:26,760 Speaker 1: in a dire situation and they're going to take steps. Usually, 265 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:30,160 Speaker 1: if you've done it right, you've dropped it into the tent, 266 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,960 Speaker 1: it doesn't take long. That's been a while, I would 267 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:37,240 Speaker 1: say maybe a minute. If you've sealed it up right. 268 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:42,080 Speaker 1: The pressure gets so much in the screen sleeve. That boom. 269 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:45,440 Speaker 1: It's this big pop that's loud as can be. You 270 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:47,720 Speaker 1: can imagine waking up like that. It sounds like a 271 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:52,200 Speaker 1: freaking gun going off. Pop. And that's the best part, 272 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:56,680 Speaker 1: because after that it gets so much worse. For whoever's 273 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:59,760 Speaker 1: in the tent, that tabasco you pour it in there 274 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:07,719 Speaker 1: has boiled into being a vapor, a gas. It's a 275 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:13,080 Speaker 1: pepper gas. It's like pepper spray. When it explodes inside 276 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:18,200 Speaker 1: of the tent, you can't breathe. Your eyes are watering, 277 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:21,840 Speaker 1: you are choking, You can't catch your breath. And it 278 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,440 Speaker 1: makes it even worse that all of your friends are 279 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:28,840 Speaker 1: sitting outside of the tent laughing and crying and laughter 280 00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:31,879 Speaker 1: and pointing at you as you come crawling out of 281 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:35,280 Speaker 1: the tent coffin. I've seen guys puke from it before, 282 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:39,760 Speaker 1: hilarious snotting all over the place. That is one of 283 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:42,640 Speaker 1: the great pranks of all time. The only other thing 284 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:45,919 Speaker 1: that I would say probably comes close to equaling that. 285 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,160 Speaker 1: Remember I told you they maybe go be a cop 286 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,320 Speaker 1: in the Marine Corps. For a while, it wasn't my call. 287 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:53,280 Speaker 1: I was in the infantry. The cops were shorthanded. They 288 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,040 Speaker 1: made me go be a cop for it was like 289 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,639 Speaker 1: six months or something like that. A cop in the 290 00:17:56,640 --> 00:18:00,159 Speaker 1: Marine Corps. WHOA, I had to get pepper sprayed to 291 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,480 Speaker 1: get pepper spray qualified. So I've gone through all that, 292 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:05,120 Speaker 1: but then they give you pepper spray. Well, that's the 293 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,240 Speaker 1: worst thing you can possibly do to a bunch of 294 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:10,560 Speaker 1: young marines. There's a command center when you walk into 295 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:13,160 Speaker 1: the cop shop where the radio operator of the dispatcher 296 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:16,520 Speaker 1: essentially sits there, takes phone calls, sends out the units. 297 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:21,720 Speaker 1: It's all enclosed. It's this big glass enclosure bulletproof class. 298 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:24,920 Speaker 1: It has this slot like the bank where you can 299 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,840 Speaker 1: slide pieces of paper underneath, but you could never get 300 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:31,840 Speaker 1: something like a gun or something in there underneath it. Well, 301 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:37,480 Speaker 1: you can take your pepper spray and spray them. It's wonderful. Anyway. 302 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:41,760 Speaker 1: I think we're gonna buy Greenland next the Jesse Kelly Show. 303 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,160 Speaker 5: It is The. 304 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:48,760 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Wednesday. A Hunt Day member. 305 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:52,760 Speaker 1: You can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. 306 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:56,159 Speaker 1: So Greenland and Denmark have requested a special meeting with 307 00:18:56,200 --> 00:19:01,920 Speaker 1: Marco Rubio, Secretary of State Marco Rubio part of part 308 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:05,199 Speaker 1: of what makes the Trump era so interesting, not just 309 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,360 Speaker 1: for you and me, and not just for the Democrats 310 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,040 Speaker 1: who hate him, but for the rest of the world 311 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:15,720 Speaker 1: is sometimes Donald Trump is clearly goofing and he doesn't 312 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:22,040 Speaker 1: really mean it. Sometimes Donald Trump is goofing but he 313 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:27,200 Speaker 1: does mean it, and Donald Trump he doesn't always. In fact, 314 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:33,959 Speaker 1: he rarely explains when he is or isn't goofing. Greenland. 315 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,560 Speaker 1: I would venture a guess, you've never been to Greenland. 316 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:41,280 Speaker 1: I've never been to Greenland. Keep in mind, it's got 317 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:47,879 Speaker 1: a fantastic, absolutely fantastic branding for it, Greenland, because it's 318 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:51,560 Speaker 1: an ice covered hell escape from what I remember, from 319 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,840 Speaker 1: what I understand, That's what all the pictures tell me. 320 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,720 Speaker 1: People I know you've been there to tell me, there's 321 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:59,000 Speaker 1: nothing green about it. It's icy, it's horrible. How do 322 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,520 Speaker 1: you have that callback of mine? Chris, he's looking for 323 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:04,320 Speaker 1: it now. But I told you this is coming. Donald 324 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:08,439 Speaker 1: Trump before he even got elected, and then after he 325 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:12,840 Speaker 1: got elected started talking about, well, we're going to take Greenland. Yeah, 326 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,320 Speaker 1: we want Greenland. I don't know we might even I 327 00:20:15,359 --> 00:20:20,280 Speaker 1: can't roll out military reaction for Greenland, and people, of course, 328 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:23,840 Speaker 1: Democrats freaked out and all the Republicans who still try 329 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,000 Speaker 1: to be real respectable, they try to look good for 330 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,320 Speaker 1: their liberal friends. They have to step up. Wow. I mean, 331 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:31,760 Speaker 1: I don't like his rhetoric on this, but it was 332 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:36,240 Speaker 1: obvious to me that he wasn't joking. Now, why would 333 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,840 Speaker 1: you want Greenland? It's not because anybody wants to go 334 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,520 Speaker 1: move into Greenland. I think there's only something like fifty 335 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,879 Speaker 1: thousand people who live on the whole thing. It's enormous, 336 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,720 Speaker 1: and no one lives there because no one wants to 337 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:52,240 Speaker 1: live there. Why would you want it? Strategically, if you 338 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:55,200 Speaker 1: look at a globe, you would really need a globe 339 00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:58,600 Speaker 1: more than a map to fully understand it. When you 340 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:02,800 Speaker 1: look at a globe, you would understand why Greenland is 341 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:08,840 Speaker 1: so critically important to controlling those icy waterways on the 342 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:13,520 Speaker 1: northern part of the planet. Greenland may not have a 343 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:18,600 Speaker 1: whole lot of curb appeal, but Greenland defensively, as far 344 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:24,640 Speaker 1: as militarily goes, is super super important. The rumors are 345 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:29,879 Speaker 1: in Washington, D C. That Marco Rubio has already told 346 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:35,160 Speaker 1: members of Congress that we intend to buy it. Now 347 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:38,560 Speaker 1: they're requesting a meeting with Marco Rubio and of course, 348 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:43,080 Speaker 1: the stupid Europeans are. We have headlines like this. European 349 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:47,720 Speaker 1: leaders claim they will defend Greenland, as the Danes say, 350 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:53,000 Speaker 1: the US takeover would end NATO. So Denmark is they're 351 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,240 Speaker 1: out there say no, you can't have it, it would 352 00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:58,840 Speaker 1: end NATO. Europe is saying, well, we'll send our fleet 353 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:01,680 Speaker 1: over there. Such as it is, We'll send our fleet 354 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,600 Speaker 1: over there and we'll stop you, which is hilarious. None 355 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,200 Speaker 1: of these people have the ability to physically stop us, 356 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:13,360 Speaker 1: and I bet they don't want to. Here's here's how 357 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:17,960 Speaker 1: this works. If you have a piece of territory and 358 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,400 Speaker 1: you don't really use it for anything, and a country 359 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:25,000 Speaker 1: shows interest in it is this is diplomacy. This goes 360 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,119 Speaker 1: back hundreds and hundreds of years. They all do this. 361 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,800 Speaker 1: You have a piece of territory you could do without 362 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:36,680 Speaker 1: a country shows interest in it, you almost immediately act 363 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:40,360 Speaker 1: as if you'll go to war over that piece of territory. 364 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:44,840 Speaker 1: Why do you act that way? You're driving up the price? 365 00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:48,040 Speaker 1: Have you ever have you ever heard one of these stories? 366 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,200 Speaker 1: Is actually this story happened to a friend of mine. 367 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,520 Speaker 1: Have you ever had heard of one of these stories 368 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,720 Speaker 1: where someone will own a house maybe a piece of 369 00:22:55,720 --> 00:23:00,840 Speaker 1: property somewhere, and some super wealthy guy for whatever reason 370 00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:03,920 Speaker 1: will come knock on the door or have someone else 371 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,919 Speaker 1: do it and say, hey, I want to buy your house, 372 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:09,240 Speaker 1: and the person who lives there always says something to 373 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:13,440 Speaker 1: the effect of, uh, it's not for sale, and the 374 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,360 Speaker 1: guys no, no, you name your price and I'll buy 375 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,440 Speaker 1: your house, and it goes back and forth that way. 376 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,240 Speaker 1: Let me give you a little bit of advice. Not 377 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,040 Speaker 1: that I think that's ever going to happen to you 378 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,439 Speaker 1: or me, but it could. You never know, maybe a 379 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,800 Speaker 1: house somebody grew up in or whatever it is. If 380 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:31,720 Speaker 1: you ever get that knock on the door, don't tell 381 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:36,360 Speaker 1: them only it's not for sale. Tell them you'd never 382 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:43,040 Speaker 1: sell it. I would never sell this house. Sounds counterintuitive. 383 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,720 Speaker 1: It's only going to make that rich guy want to 384 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:49,120 Speaker 1: buy it more, and it's only going to drive your 385 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:53,000 Speaker 1: price through the roof. That's what Europe is saying when 386 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,800 Speaker 1: they're saying they'll send in the fleet and it will 387 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:59,600 Speaker 1: end Natoh, and we don't like this. They're just trying 388 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:03,719 Speaker 1: to ive up the price. Remember something about Europe, And 389 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,640 Speaker 1: it's sad we even have to talk about those dirty Europeans. 390 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:11,800 Speaker 1: But that's the way it is. Europe is broke. They 391 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:15,640 Speaker 1: massively imported foreigners over there. At the same time they 392 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:18,640 Speaker 1: destroyed their energy sector. All the things Democrats are trying 393 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,560 Speaker 1: to do here, but they've already completed all those things 394 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:24,359 Speaker 1: over there. They don't have economies anymore. They don't have 395 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,800 Speaker 1: enough money. They don't have money for militaries, plus all 396 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:32,720 Speaker 1: the stupid socialist programs. They don't have money. Europe doesn't 397 00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:35,480 Speaker 1: have the money. They don't have the man payer Europe 398 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:38,560 Speaker 1: and Putin knows this too, which is sad. Europe can't 399 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:42,400 Speaker 1: prosecute a major war against anybody, even all of them combined. 400 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:45,440 Speaker 1: They just can't. They don't have They don't have the resources, 401 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,880 Speaker 1: they don't have the manufacturing. They can't do it. Europe 402 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:53,720 Speaker 1: can't do anything now, but still pretend to be powerful. 403 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:58,440 Speaker 1: If the United States of America wants Greenland, would not 404 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:01,199 Speaker 1: be surprised in the next three year if we have it, 405 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:06,240 Speaker 1: well buy it, tell on you right now. Wouldn't be surprised, Chris, 406 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:10,120 Speaker 1: We should broadcast from Greenland if we buy it, as 407 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:14,280 Speaker 1: kind of what we have to write. The flight's gotta 408 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:16,639 Speaker 1: be a nightmare, you know. They don't have a major 409 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:24,600 Speaker 1: airport into there. What Chris, no, no, see Chris said, 410 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:26,840 Speaker 1: from here to New York. We eat in New York 411 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,840 Speaker 1: and then it's a short trip to Greenland. I bet you, 412 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:31,919 Speaker 1: I bet you. There's not a direct flight from New 413 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,160 Speaker 1: York to Greenland. I mean there could be. I don't 414 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:37,160 Speaker 1: know how major of an airport can you have if 415 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:40,440 Speaker 1: you have fifty thousand people who live in the entire country. 416 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:44,560 Speaker 1: I bet you have to land somewhere even closer and 417 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:47,119 Speaker 1: then take a ferry over there or something like that. 418 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,840 Speaker 1: And I don't even know if people to gent or 419 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:52,560 Speaker 1: drive us. Hello to my favorite history teacher, mister Jesse. 420 00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:56,840 Speaker 1: Sarah Tooga was the battle that changed the Revolutionary War, 421 00:25:57,359 --> 00:26:02,520 Speaker 1: the Battle of Oriskany Saratoga. There was a great loss 422 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:06,560 Speaker 1: of brave citizens soldiers at Oriskany, but it was successful 423 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:10,200 Speaker 1: in delaying the arrival of British reinforcements going to Saratoga, 424 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:13,120 Speaker 1: so on and so forth. What better way to celebrate 425 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:17,040 Speaker 1: America in twenty twenty six than by understanding how we 426 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:22,040 Speaker 1: fought for our freedom in seventeen seventy six. I've getting 427 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,600 Speaker 1: a lot of Revolutionary War requests, a lot of them 428 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:30,920 Speaker 1: Jesse totally loved the entire Rhodesian Bush War epic, including 429 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:34,600 Speaker 1: the extended interview. As I thought about what potential other topics, 430 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:38,120 Speaker 1: I realized I had almost no idea about who were 431 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:41,239 Speaker 1: the Vikings. I've read that archaeologists found one of their 432 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:44,280 Speaker 1: boats in America. I've heard they were somehow related to 433 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:47,239 Speaker 1: the Rules, who were apparently the original Russians. That's right, 434 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:50,480 Speaker 1: those were the original Russians. You've mentioned how off the 435 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:55,600 Speaker 1: wall they were, so on and so forth. I would 436 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,960 Speaker 1: consider Vikings. The problem with if you do a history 437 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:03,040 Speaker 1: show on history of the Vikings, it's so broad, and 438 00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:08,399 Speaker 1: the Vikings themselves changed so much over time. For instance, 439 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:12,080 Speaker 1: as they were conquering places in Europe, as they were 440 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:15,240 Speaker 1: essentially rating places in Europe, they got to the point 441 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:18,919 Speaker 1: where they just stayed in the beginning that would go 442 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:20,679 Speaker 1: in and they would raid and they would take. But 443 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,560 Speaker 1: then these European leaders, who were afraid and desperate, they 444 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,560 Speaker 1: would cut deals with them, and they'd say, well, okay, 445 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:29,760 Speaker 1: please stop raping and pillaging our towns. We'll give you 446 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,280 Speaker 1: a big chunk of ground here. And then eventually they 447 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:39,560 Speaker 1: moved in there. They they went from pure raiders to settlers, conquerors. 448 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,000 Speaker 1: It's a fascinating history. I just don't know if you 449 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,040 Speaker 1: could do. I don't know what kind of show you 450 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,160 Speaker 1: could put together on that. All right, we'll talk about 451 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,840 Speaker 1: the Rift and the Republican Party. Before we talk about that. 452 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:53,720 Speaker 1: I spoke last segment about the Tabasco stuff and the 453 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:57,720 Speaker 1: pepper spray. Have you ever experienced any of that before? 454 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:03,720 Speaker 1: Do you notice like it feels like you're dying. It 455 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:07,040 Speaker 1: feels like somebody is holding a cigarette lighter to your 456 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:10,560 Speaker 1: eyes and you can't breathe. You can't catch your breath. 457 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:16,960 Speaker 1: It's awful, you know. That's why Berna works, right? The 458 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:21,280 Speaker 1: burn A launchers non lethal legal in all fifty states, 459 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:24,639 Speaker 1: no permit needed, no background check. That's why they work. 460 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:29,080 Speaker 1: They shoot pepper balls or tear gas balls or these 461 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:33,600 Speaker 1: super hard kinetic rounds you can shoot. Did you know 462 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:37,320 Speaker 1: you can shoot the ground in front of a bad 463 00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:39,760 Speaker 1: guy and the powder that comes out of it, it's 464 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:45,680 Speaker 1: just so debilitating. He can't function. You live, you don't 465 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:51,320 Speaker 1: get arrested. Everyone goes home that night. Please carry something 466 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,520 Speaker 1: on you to protect yourself, one for you, one for 467 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:59,480 Speaker 1: someone you love. B Why RNA? Go save some money 468 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:05,840 Speaker 1: at Berna dot com slash Jesse. That's Berna dot com. 469 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,560 Speaker 1: Slash Jesse. We'll be back. 470 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,040 Speaker 7: Jesse, Killy. 471 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:24,800 Speaker 6: Ye and gun with the ride, Louder. 472 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:44,800 Speaker 7: Do the Oss. Let'smerica my home, Sweet God, Let's Smerica 473 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:47,120 Speaker 7: my home. 474 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:52,600 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Chris, Please can we have it back again tomorrow? 475 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,600 Speaker 1: One more day? Just give me one more day with it, please, 476 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,960 Speaker 1: and I'll stop it. I'm not even asking for a 477 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,040 Speaker 1: third day. I'm not asking for it to be on 478 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:03,080 Speaker 1: the soundboard. Look, it's never gonna get to it's never 479 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:08,800 Speaker 1: gonna get to Mount Rushmore, but it's wonderful. Please Chris, 480 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:14,120 Speaker 1: one more days all I ask. So I wanted to 481 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:16,200 Speaker 1: bring up something because there's a there's a story out 482 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:19,120 Speaker 1: of Freebeacon today quote there's no rift in the Republican Party. 483 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:23,840 Speaker 1: GOP voters backed Trump's Venezuela Opposite or operation so on 484 00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:29,560 Speaker 1: and so forth. I've had emails from people, and it's 485 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:33,480 Speaker 1: it's gone beyond just emails. My wife and I we 486 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:36,720 Speaker 1: had dinner with a couple other couples a few nights ago, 487 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:42,600 Speaker 1: and they brought up to me the Republican Party and hey, 488 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:46,080 Speaker 1: what about this? What about this podcaster? And what they're saying, 489 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:49,480 Speaker 1: and they're fighting with this radio person and this person 490 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:53,120 Speaker 1: on TV and what's going on with the civil war. 491 00:30:53,160 --> 00:31:01,800 Speaker 1: And I explained, it's fine to be online. It's fine 492 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:05,080 Speaker 1: because that's the best place to get news. Now, that's 493 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,960 Speaker 1: the best place to get up to date news. You 494 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,640 Speaker 1: gotta go online. I know that sucks, but that's the truth. 495 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:18,280 Speaker 1: It's fine to be online. It is not fine to 496 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:24,600 Speaker 1: spend too much time there and then convince yourself that 497 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:29,560 Speaker 1: what happens there wherever you are online is an accurate 498 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:34,280 Speaker 1: reflection of the real world. And I don't look. I 499 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:37,480 Speaker 1: know I'm gonna sound old. I know that I've kind 500 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:40,840 Speaker 1: of I've kind of been backwards when it comes to technology, 501 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:43,680 Speaker 1: and I intend to remain that way. So maybe you 502 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:47,040 Speaker 1: are somebody and you spend so much time on Facebook 503 00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:51,880 Speaker 1: or on a X which used to be Twitter or Instagram, 504 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:55,840 Speaker 1: Instagram or or any one of these other places. I 505 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:59,080 Speaker 1: know there's even newer ones than that. I understand all that. 506 00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,880 Speaker 1: And that's a community that you found. It's a news source, 507 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,320 Speaker 1: it's a community. You have people you talked here there, 508 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,360 Speaker 1: And I'm not dogging on that at all. I spend 509 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:12,160 Speaker 1: time online. I am on X, I am, I get it. 510 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:18,680 Speaker 1: Don't ever think that this endless poop throwing that happens 511 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:24,120 Speaker 1: on these online forums is an accurate reflection of what 512 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:29,840 Speaker 1: the normal voting public things. I explain this one hundred 513 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:33,680 Speaker 1: times already. It happened in the wake of the Turning 514 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:37,280 Speaker 1: Point USA through a big celebration, a big event, and 515 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,640 Speaker 1: they had all these famous speakers show up and they're 516 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,240 Speaker 1: given speeches, and this and that, and that of course 517 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:45,080 Speaker 1: degenerated into a big poop throwing thing, and everyone spent 518 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:47,920 Speaker 1: all their time on online. And I explain to everybody, 519 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:53,280 Speaker 1: there's no civil war. The right is not coming apart. Yes, 520 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:56,200 Speaker 1: there are people on the right, maybe you who have 521 00:32:56,760 --> 00:33:00,400 Speaker 1: problems with things the administration is doing or isn't doing 522 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,719 Speaker 1: that that's going to happen in every administration. That's fine. 523 00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:09,360 Speaker 1: But don't think because this podcaster is fighting with this 524 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:13,680 Speaker 1: television host, and of course, because nobody has any class anymore, 525 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,320 Speaker 1: they all have to do it online, out in the open, 526 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:20,480 Speaker 1: don't think that is somehow reflective of what actually matters. 527 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:27,280 Speaker 1: And that's you in me. Normal people, normal voters, don't 528 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:31,840 Speaker 1: care about this stuff, don't follow this stuff. Normal people 529 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:36,840 Speaker 1: on the right are pretty pleased with how things are going. Also, 530 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:41,240 Speaker 1: I should say, normal people on the right have problems 531 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,880 Speaker 1: with things that haven't been done, the lack of arrest 532 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,080 Speaker 1: and price or the prices are too high. So I'm 533 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,719 Speaker 1: not here to say everyone's happy and everything's perfect. That's 534 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,680 Speaker 1: not at all what I'm saying. But don't ever spend 535 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,880 Speaker 1: so much time online that you convince yourself there's some 536 00:33:55,160 --> 00:34:00,200 Speaker 1: terrible civil war. And let me tell you something. Elseeople 537 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:05,760 Speaker 1: who act like there are they want one. That's what 538 00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:09,520 Speaker 1: they're doing. They're trying to create one. They want one. 539 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:14,200 Speaker 1: The right in general is pretty pleased with this administration, 540 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,480 Speaker 1: much more pleased than the first Trump administration. And if 541 00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:19,560 Speaker 1: I have to make you feel better about something else. 542 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,399 Speaker 1: Trump said yesterday, he's not wrong that if Democrats take 543 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:27,960 Speaker 1: back the House, he'll be impeached. That's undoubtedly true. Remember 544 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,440 Speaker 1: that impeachment was not popular when they did it before 545 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,960 Speaker 1: that the votes aren't there in the Senate to actually 546 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,000 Speaker 1: remove him. Not that it's a good thing or an 547 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:41,160 Speaker 1: okay thing if they impeach him again. But if Democrats 548 00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:43,799 Speaker 1: take back the House, and they sure might, and if 549 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:47,960 Speaker 1: they impeach Donald Trump, they sure will. I don't think 550 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,160 Speaker 1: that's the end of the world. I just don't think 551 00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:54,520 Speaker 1: it's a big deal, nothing to worry about. And now 552 00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:55,400 Speaker 1: he's a headline. 553 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:57,399 Speaker 2: But oh, you know, you know the. 554 00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:06,719 Speaker 1: Thing headlines we didn't get to US Forces sees sanctioned 555 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:12,279 Speaker 1: Russian flagged oil tanker that eluded Venezuela blockade. Chris, I 556 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:16,200 Speaker 1: remain more and more convinced that the headquarters for my 557 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,520 Speaker 1: secret society that you're not allowed to join is going 558 00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,200 Speaker 1: to be an abandoned oil tanker and we're going to 559 00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:26,320 Speaker 1: sail it around and it's going to be amazing. What, Chris, What, Yes, 560 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,400 Speaker 1: like water World? Yes, And we're going to keep the 561 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,280 Speaker 1: oil in there so we never run out of gas. 562 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:36,239 Speaker 1: Scathing audit reveals more fraud concerns inside top Minnesota agency, 563 00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:41,400 Speaker 1: with fabricated documents and misconduct. I would like to inform 564 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:44,360 Speaker 1: you of something you probably have already figured out. A 565 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:48,400 Speaker 1: bunch of seventy IQ Somalians did not get here and 566 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:53,160 Speaker 1: set up a fraud network, this national, this elaborate without 567 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:57,839 Speaker 1: help help from local democrats. I have a feeling this 568 00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:03,320 Speaker 1: Somali fraud story is going to take down elected Democrats 569 00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:07,040 Speaker 1: and maybe take him down hard. Walls refuses to quit 570 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:12,239 Speaker 1: after dropping reelection bid amid Minnesota fraud firestorm. Over my 571 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,640 Speaker 1: dead body, you can't stop Tim Morles from riding us. 572 00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:19,360 Speaker 2: Expect for the next eleven months for me to ride 573 00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:20,760 Speaker 2: you like you've never been ridden. 574 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:26,640 Speaker 1: Looking forward to it. Tim Venue cancels musician Ashley Max 575 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:32,479 Speaker 1: Langaghli after AI wrongly labels him a sex offender. Ooh, 576 00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:36,520 Speaker 1: that's catching a bad break anyway, We'll do this tomorrow, 577 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:38,239 Speaker 1: that's all.