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Speaker 1: Jewel Show and it's time for Sounds Trendy, where we

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Speaker 1: give you a sound that you can steal from our

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Speaker 1: But we were just talking and English even was talking

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Speaker 1: you just told us English seven makes no sense. I

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Speaker 1: think it's the most awkward thing my tongue has ever done. Second,

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Speaker 1: most awkward things. Second in a while. Okay, I haven't

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Speaker 1: been in the dentist in a while, and she went

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Speaker 1: fingers got by your mouth, you went all do mean no,

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Speaker 1: I think it's like I forgot the etiquette of being

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Speaker 1: I mean it was because it went so close to

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Speaker 1: like no, No, it's okay, we can we can carry on,

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Speaker 1: you know, because we had like forty five minutes right

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Speaker 1: there looking good. Yeah. Right, that's the first time I

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Speaker 1: it's safe, you're good, I can put your finger back

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Speaker 1: it's okay, you're good, you can put your finger back

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Speaker 1: in there. Something that we could use or sounds trendy

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Speaker 1: show that you can steal and use for your social media.

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Speaker 1: And today's clip is from last week on the show,

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Speaker 1: Alex was about to deliver a joke and I butted

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Speaker 1: And I felt terrible, But also she called me out

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Speaker 1: for it, and it's really funny. The sound is really

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Speaker 1: funny that you can use on your social media. So

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Speaker 1: here's the sound for sounds trendy today. Go get it

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Speaker 1: at the Jewel Show and then use it in a video.

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Speaker 1: If we see it and we like it, we'll reshare

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Speaker 1: it on ours. But here's the sound. Well, that's not

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Speaker 1: cool that you took that from me, but it's fine.

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Speaker 1: Everything's fine, you know what. Just go ahead and keep it.

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Speaker 1: It's yours now, okay, So you can use that on

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Speaker 1: your social media. My example is something that happened to me,

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Speaker 1: like I don't know, a while back, something that just

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Speaker 1: That's my response to when I lost my V card.

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Speaker 1: That's not cool that you took that from me, but

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Speaker 1: it's fine. Everything's fine, you know what. Just go ahead

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Speaker 1: and keep it. It's your's great, great meme for that sound.

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Speaker 1: I have an example when you look at your paycheck

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Speaker 1: you took but it's fine. Everything's fine, you know what.

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Speaker 1: Just go ahead and keep it. It's yours. It's hilarious.

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Speaker 1: Mine would be when I have my food in the

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Speaker 1: Well about you from me, but it's fine. Everything's fine,

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Speaker 1: I mean, you do live in your mother's mother's basement,

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Speaker 1: Use it for a real or whatever you want today,

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Speaker 1: and if we see it and we like it, we'll

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Speaker 1: at this time. We give you audio that you can

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Speaker 1: use for your social media. If I were to use that,

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Speaker 1: I'd probably do a meme of Kanye's thoughts when Kim

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Speaker 1: Kardashian started dating Pete Davidson. Well, that's not cool that

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Speaker 1: Wellcould you use it for Go ahead and go to

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Speaker 1: follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm

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Speaker 1: Day on hits one of six point one. Long Day.

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Speaker 1: It's been a long day, long day. It's been a

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Speaker 1: or a cheeky little break from the dumb ass man.

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Speaker 1: I've been at work all day. Should have worked from

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Speaker 1: to check my Instagram? You will get to work? Shut up, man,

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Speaker 1: doing everything. I cannot to work this building and these

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Speaker 1: people make me go berserk. I've been to work all day,

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Speaker 1: every single app in a rotation, do my online shopping

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Speaker 1: It will work all day trying to avoid doing work. Hey,

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Speaker 1: doing work. Hey, long day. It's been a long day,

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Speaker 1: long day. It's been a long day. Long day. It's

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Speaker 1: been a long day, long day. The Jewil Show on demand, Bob,

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Speaker 1: it's another Jebil phone brak, Hey Day Mornings on It's

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Speaker 1: one ease. Hello. Hi there, I'm looking for Seah. Oh

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Speaker 1: yeah that's me. Oh awesome. Hi. This is Evan from

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Speaker 1: Events and we're planning the big surprise party that you

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Speaker 1: a really great job. I know it's been amazing. But listen,

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Speaker 1: so I know you've been working with Taylor, but he's

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Speaker 1: actually outsick. Oh there are parties this weekend though, But

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Speaker 1: don't worry because this actually works out fantastically well for you.

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Speaker 1: Hilario is in town. I'm sorry, Hilario, I don't know

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Speaker 1: who that is. Oh my gosh. He's planned events for

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Speaker 1: jay Z, Beyonce, Prince Harry, like pretty much anyone you

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Speaker 1: can think of. Oh yeah, he's a celebrity party planner,

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Speaker 1: and he decided to work with us while he's in town,

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Speaker 1: and he's taking on your account. Hold on, I'll transfer

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Speaker 1: you to him right now. Okay, Hallo Selario, Hello, Hello Celario.

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Speaker 1: Sarah Hello, yes, Sarah, how are you? I'm fine? How

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Speaker 1: are you in today? Embarrassed? Angry, embarrassed, mad? Okay, very mad,

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Speaker 1: very upset. Yes, I talked to everybody in this all

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Speaker 1: this yes, terrible horror job. I'm so sorry about them. Elario.

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Speaker 1: Look at the plans and see buffet. First thing. I

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Speaker 1: look at the plants. I see buffet. A puke on

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Speaker 1: my shoes. Oh um. Yeah, but we kind of set

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Speaker 1: it up that way from you. No, no, Ilariolario, already

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Speaker 1: call him personal favor for you. Hire Gordon Ramsey to

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Speaker 1: make dish, dish, dish, de dish food for you. I

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Speaker 1: can't afford that we have sixty people coming. It was

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Speaker 1: going to be a casual of nine people. Change Elario,

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Speaker 1: make you so happy? You say sixty people, Illario, higher

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Speaker 1: party standings, six hundred people to attend. The party of

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Speaker 1: that century doesn't know. The venue doesn't the venue doesn't

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Speaker 1: hold all. Make a change. Ilario also changed the venue

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Speaker 1: baseball std No. Oh my god, I serious, No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I have my budget that Lario already approved. Charges party

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Speaker 1: happened this week. It will be amazing. People will talk

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Speaker 1: about it for forty more years. Ellario, do it again. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: you can improve, Papa. They are clapping. They are clapping

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Speaker 1: here in the office for what Lario has done with

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Speaker 1: your party. Also, I have not told you the best

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Speaker 1: part the party is double surprise. Surprise, surprise, double surprise, Papa.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. Double surprise, turn around, surprise,

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Speaker 1: double surprise. I already call Nick, the party boy, birthday boy.

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Speaker 1: I tell him surprise, party happening. I surprise him. Well,

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Speaker 1: you stop talking, I surprise him, stop talking. I call Nick. Yes, no, yes,

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Speaker 1: what I call Nick said? Oh? I call Nick party boy,

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Speaker 1: the forty boy, the forty birthday party boy, and I

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Speaker 1: tell him surprise, No, double surprise, Elario, do it again,

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Speaker 1: double surprise party. I call him when you don't know

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Speaker 1: the party happened. I give him surprise. I tell him

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Speaker 1: parties happening. Now you're surprised, double surprise. It's okay to

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Speaker 1: applause me, Helario, Yes, do it again. You did not

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Speaker 1: see that one? Did you a double surprise party? I

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Speaker 1: can't believe it either, Idea, Taylor, what's fine? I don't

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Speaker 1: want to work with you. Taylor, cancel. The Taylor is

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Speaker 1: not Taylor is amazing. No, you ha, Elario, amazing. I

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Speaker 1: surprised myself with the double surprise. Also, I surprise you

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Speaker 1: with phone prink prank phone call, Ilario, double surprise, surprise, Surprise, Sarah,

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Speaker 1: it is Nick surprise surprise, papapah. Yeah, this is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you.

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Speaker 1: Your husband Nick found an email with you planning a

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Speaker 1: and prank you that by ruining that surprise party. My god,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe it. I'm an idiot. This is honestly

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Speaker 1: better than any surprise party anyway. Surprise Well, happy birthday, babe.

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand, It's time Floor of the

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Speaker 1: Roses only on the Jewel Show, as if we needed

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Speaker 1: any more proof that you should never take a date

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Speaker 1: to a restaurant, never, no matter how long you've been together,

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Speaker 1: a year, you're married, no matter what, because restaurants hotbeds

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Speaker 1: for cheaters. Really, Yes, it's time for War of the

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Speaker 1: Roses to catch a cheater. And Colby's on the phone

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Speaker 1: right now and he thinks that his girlfriend might be

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Speaker 1: cheating on him because of a recent experience at a restaurant.

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Speaker 1: That's why I say that, So be careful. Yeah, don't

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Speaker 1: take care significant other to a restaurant. They will for

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Speaker 1: sure cheat. That's what I've heard. Colby. What's up, Hey, guys,

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Speaker 1: but not much. Thanks for having me on. Yeah, thanks

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Speaker 1: for your email. So you said that you think your

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Speaker 1: at a restauran recently. Yeah. So we went out to

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Speaker 1: a restaurant I guess I won't say the name of it,

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Speaker 1: but when we were there, she had like this really

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Speaker 1: that's a weird move. Yeah. Is that something she does

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Speaker 1: all the time? She has like a really outgoing personality, definitely,

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Speaker 1: but this time felt kind of different, like she was

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Speaker 1: definitely flirting okay, really okay, and was the other guy

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Speaker 1: definitely flirty chemistry there. Okay. Do you think it was

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Speaker 1: like somebody that she knew that she never told you about,

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Speaker 1: we don't know their real name. What's your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Hey guys? Yeah, how you guys doing. I have a

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Speaker 1: her because you know, okay, so it's her birth year,

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Speaker 1: and she believes that all those numbers have synchronicity with

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Speaker 1: everything she does in life, So like nineteen ninety nine is,

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00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,840
Speaker 1: oh my god, it would it would it would just

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00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,000
Speaker 1: evn She could also still a lasered off real quick

421
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Speaker 1: and then just redone, just change it. She doesn't know,

422
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,880
Speaker 1: she doesn't know, and you haven't told her, and your

423
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:27,960
Speaker 1: dirty little secrets that you haven't told her. Well, you

424
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 1: know how you guys like mentioned the honeymoon phase, Well,

425
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:36,200
Speaker 1: I don't want to ruin that, So I'm really scared.

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Speaker 1: How would you ruin that? Did you tattoo it on her? No?

427
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 1: But it's like, I know it's gonna just like destroy mood.

428
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,800
Speaker 1: And she might even be like, you know if you

429
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 1: never told me. No one's ever told me. So I

430
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,800
Speaker 1: literally just get like that little part lasered off and rerun. Yeah,

431
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,880
Speaker 1: I don't like Evan's the next port of it. He's

432
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:58,760
Speaker 1: done it several times on art entire arm. I am

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Speaker 1: a pro the laser game. Yeah, it doesn't hurt that

434
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 1: bad and it works pretty quick, right, And somebody's going

435
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 1: to tell her eventually, might as well be you. You

436
00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 1: could actually look at it a positive way and go.

437
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,400
Speaker 1: You could be her night in Shining Armor and go big.

438
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,520
Speaker 1: I just realized something, that tattoo is wrong, and we

439
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 1: got to get it, Okaya, Like, did you lie to me, babe?

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Speaker 1: Were you actually born in ninety nine? You were born

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Speaker 1: in ninety nine. I agree with you, guys, logically, I

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Speaker 1: understand everything. But let me give you a really quick

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Speaker 1: backstory with something where I told her about a tattoo

444
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 1: that was on her arm, and I said, is that symmetrically?

445
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 1: How like is that? Is that the way you liked

446
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 1: it when you you got the tattoo and she really

447
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:46,240
Speaker 1: like it was really bad for like two days. Okay, Okay,

448
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Speaker 1: So I just if there's a way to do it

449
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Speaker 1: really sensitively, I would love to do it. Yeah, we

450
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,120
Speaker 1: could tell her incredibly sensitive people like, Hey, I came

451
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Speaker 1: across your profile and I don't know how I knew

452
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Speaker 1: that you were born ninety seven, but that says ninety

453
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Speaker 1: nine girl randomly call her too. Yeah, I just saw

454
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 1: your Instagram and I figured i'd find your number and

455
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:09,680
Speaker 1: call you till that's wrong. Honestly, do you guys could

456
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,879
Speaker 1: do that? Because then she would come to me crying

457
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,119
Speaker 1: and I would like console her. And yes, okay, I

458
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Speaker 1: was gonna say that. I'm like, I don't know how

459
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Speaker 1: she is. I don't know if she would do that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we'll figure it out for us. We'll find a way

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Speaker 1: to tell her. Thank you for telling us to do

462
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Speaker 1: a little secret though, So we'll get your infoe and

463
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Speaker 1: then we'll we'll get it done. Thank you, guys, thank

464
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Speaker 1: you so much. We'll gotta figured out for you. Man.

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Speaker 1: Did jubil show on demand? Welcome to the I N

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Speaker 1: N the idiot news network where idiots aren't just in

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Speaker 1: the news report. The news for Monday, April fourth, twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty two. I'm Jebel Fresh and crap sandwich. Okay, why

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Speaker 1: did I just say that? He'll find out in a second.

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Speaker 1: But first, let's meat the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh, and

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Speaker 1: one of our dearest friends, you guys who's had their

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Speaker 1: ups and downs, has announced that they're getting divorced. You'll

473
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Speaker 1: find out who coming right up. I'm Englishevan, and some

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Speaker 1: criminals are quite smart, which actually makes them terrifying. The

475
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Speaker 1: women in my store, though, is the exact op sit? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm Christian Gray Snow and it's a murder, it's a plane,

477
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Speaker 1: it's a bag of poop in my story. All right.

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Speaker 1: We'll find out more about those stories in just a

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Speaker 1: second before your first story of the day and the

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Speaker 1: iron the Eadian News Network. There's part of the news

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Speaker 1: one in five people admit to snacking while bathing or

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Speaker 1: on the toilet. You know that I found like when

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Speaker 1: people are pooping. I found out that there's like particles

484
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Speaker 1: of poop in the air. Yeah, yeah, bathtub. Though I

485
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Speaker 1: don't see a problem eating in the bathtub. I feel

486
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Speaker 1: like that's quite seal as long as this fruit, fruit

487
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Speaker 1: and chocolate. Yeah, I can't have like a subway foot

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Speaker 1: long like. This is then the idiot news Network, where

489
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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news for our next story

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Speaker 1: of the day. Let's sitting on owork to Alex Free,

491
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Speaker 1: who's sitting in the bathtub eating, I'm actually sitting well,

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Speaker 1: they don't have a bouthtub, so I'm sitting in the

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Speaker 1: urinal intics. Wow. Yeah, you guys figured it out. He's

494
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Speaker 1: getting divorced. He filed. Yeah, and you don't, Christian, I

495
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 1: don't think you know this. But we wrote Joe Exotic

496
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Speaker 1: a letter. He wrote us back, yes, and then he

497
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 1: wrote us again, and so I picture himself with a tiger.

498
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Speaker 1: I'm like sending it back to you. This is the

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Speaker 1: i n N, the idian news network, where idiots aren't

500
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 1: just send the news the news for next day, Let's

501
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:28,400
Speaker 1: send it on over to English. Evan who is California.

502
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 1: In California with a woman who was scheduled to make

503
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Speaker 1: a court appearance after being arrested for stealing a car.

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Speaker 1: Pretty usual stuff, you know, And how did she get

505
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 1: to the court appearance? Though? You ask she stole another car.

506
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Speaker 1: I love it when people do this. It's just mental.

507
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:50,360
Speaker 1: How do you think that was going to work out

508
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 1: for you? But I took the court appearance seriously and

509
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Speaker 1: she was immediately taken back to jail after the cops

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Speaker 1: and the court realized what she had done. That it's amazing.

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Speaker 1: I actually just saw a story a couple days ago

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Speaker 1: about this guy who posted a note that he got

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Speaker 1: on his window of his car from this guy who

514
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 1: stole his car, and then he literally felt so bad

515
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Speaker 1: for the guy he brought it back and putting new

516
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Speaker 1: wheels and tires and everything on it and wrote him

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Speaker 1: a note like, Hey, I can tell that you worked

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Speaker 1: really hard. I've never done this. I've never brought a

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Speaker 1: car back after selling, and I've done it hundreds of

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00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:24,159
Speaker 1: times and then up going on on. That's how you

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00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:27,959
Speaker 1: know your car is ratchet, right? I don't know. Like

522
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 1: you get the car back from the guy, I would

523
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Speaker 1: just feel worse. I'd be like, why do you have

524
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 1: to bring him back? I wish you would have kept it.

525
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,399
Speaker 1: Now I have to be like, dude, my car is

526
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Speaker 1: so bad you can't even steal it. At the end

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Speaker 1: of the note, it says something about like he was

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Speaker 1: giving him a tip on how to unplug something so

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Speaker 1: his car doesn't get stolen. Amazing if you left some

530
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Speaker 1: self help books in there too, some Tony Robbins motivation

531
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 1: or todd Sparks your phone praying character. Yeah, I stole

532
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 1: your carbon and bringing it back because you obviously need

533
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Speaker 1: some help in life, and put the spark back in

534
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 1: your life. Also put some Brandy spark plugs in it,

535
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 1: todd Sparks. That's all I have sending it back to you.

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00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 1: This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idios aren't just send the news for a next

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Speaker 1: story of the day, Let's send it on over to

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Speaker 1: Christian Gray Snow who's on the toilet eating the sandwich.

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Speaker 1: I mean out on the toilet, but close enough. I

541
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Speaker 1: am in Dublin where a construction worker has been removed

542
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Speaker 1: from a building site after he was caught, oh god,

543
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Speaker 1: dropping a bag of his own pooh from the crane

544
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Speaker 1: and he put it on video. Oh he literally I

545
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 1: watched the video. That's what earlier when you saw me

546
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Speaker 1: over here like try to not throw up. I saw

547
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 1: the video. He literally takes like a doggy poop back

548
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Speaker 1: and waves it in front of the camera and talks

549
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 1: about the joys of being a crane operator. It would

550
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 1: be fun. And Dan takes the video and shows him

551
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 1: dropping this bagging pooh from Yes, and then they blurred out.

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Speaker 1: All you can see is like a brown blur. Why

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Speaker 1: would you film that? I mean, you have to know

554
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Speaker 1: you're gonna get fired for doing that. Yes, what if

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00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 1: somebody was below, like walking or something, because that could

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Speaker 1: hurt somebody. I feel like, yeah, imagine that's the way

557
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Speaker 1: you die flying. I'm sorry for laughing. Amazing. I mean, hey,

558
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Speaker 1: like I the way I look at it, I think

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Speaker 1: it'd be amazing. Not many people have that story. A

560
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Speaker 1: crane operator dropped a bag of poop and that's how

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Speaker 1: my uncle died. That's a story to tell. I had

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Speaker 1: a heart attack. I mean, it's sad. A lot of

563
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Speaker 1: people have that story. Yeah, bag of poop on the head. Yeah, yeah,

564
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Speaker 1: that's kind of cool. You get to heaven. It's like,

565
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Speaker 1: how'd you get here? A bag of poop fell on me?

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Speaker 1: A crappy Situationiot News Network where it's aren't just in

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Speaker 1: the news here more crappy situations tomorrow and another heart

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Speaker 1: hitting report from the I n N. I remember you

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Speaker 1: can follow us on social media at the Jewel Show,

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Speaker 1: follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh that,

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Speaker 1: I'm at Evan on the radio, and I'm a Christian

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Speaker 1: Grace Now and your phone prank happens every single hour

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Speaker 1: on the twenties and your next one is come up

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Speaker 1: in just a few minutes. And that was I n

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Speaker 1: N news News. It's the Jewil Show, the Jewbil Show

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Speaker 1: on demand, it's another Jewbil phone frame. Heyday mornings on

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Speaker 1: that's twenties. Hello, Hello, Kyle, I want to play a game. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry what you're having trouble finding your keys, aren't you?

579
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Speaker 1: I'll call you back. Hello, Hello, Kryl, what's going on?

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Speaker 1: What do you want? The keys to your car? Lie

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Speaker 1: rhin your cadren They've been such clear planted in this dummy,

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Speaker 1: I'm what? How do you? How do you do? My

583
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Speaker 1: cast name? I'll call you back. Who is this? Do

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Speaker 1: you haven't found your keys? On? Kyle? Jesus? What the

585
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Speaker 1: fuck is going on? Did you check the cat? Which?

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Speaker 1: How do you know about my fun? Did you check

587
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Speaker 1: the cat for your keys? No? No, no, you didn't

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00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 1: check what what the do you want for me? What

589
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 1: is going on? Did you really just check the refrigerator

590
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Speaker 1: for your keys? Wait? Wait, how do you how do

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Speaker 1: you know? I just checked the refrigerator from my keys? Who?

592
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 1: Who is this? What? Games are fun? Aren't they? Kyle?

593
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 1: What is going on? Okay? How the fun? Do you

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Speaker 1: even have my note? How do you know? What is

595
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Speaker 1: going on? What the is? I'm calling the police, Kyle? No,

596
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 1: what do you dick? Dick? Okay? What the is happening?

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Speaker 1: Why are you doing this to me? What is it

598
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 1: going on? What? Hello? That's just a sound of your keys. Gingerly,

599
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 1: I have your keys and I'm out front. I am

600
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Speaker 1: locked locking myself in the bathroom and I am calling

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Speaker 1: the cops. Okay, I'm out from with your keys. No,

602
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: I don't know why you were doing this to me.

603
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 1: I'm why you have my keys that I am calling

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Speaker 1: the police? Okay? Are you scared? Girl? Yeah? Get him?

605
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Speaker 1: Why why are you doing this to me? I'm doing

606
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Speaker 1: I'm doing this to you because your girlfriend Samantha set

607
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 1: you up for a phone prank. This is actually Jewel

608
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Speaker 1: from the Jewel Show and I am so sorry. What

609
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Speaker 1: it's a Joe Oka, Your your girlfriend hid your keys

610
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Speaker 1: this morning, and uh, I was giving me updates on

611
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:09,920
Speaker 1: where you were looking for them, and she wanted me

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Speaker 1: to uh, she wanted me to scare you though. Wait

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Speaker 1: are you kidding? I'm sitting in my bathroom with a

614
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 1: butcher knife and this is you grabbed a butch your knife.

615
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:24,279
Speaker 1: She didn't tell me that I would use that. It's

616
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 1: a joke. Yes, you can take Your girlfriend has your keys,

617
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Speaker 1: so I know you're late for something you gotta go to,

618
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Speaker 1: So grab your keys and have a good day. You're

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Speaker 1: Jesus go fast. Talcu talk talk talk, Oh my god,

620
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you will show on demand? First?

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Speaker 1: I think it was a better way to meet somebody

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Speaker 1: than playing cornhole and eating processed meats. Okay you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean? No, Okay, I don't think anybody he

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Speaker 1: does right now? The first date follow up and Colleen

625
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Speaker 1: is on the phone because she's not getting a call

626
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 1: back from a dude named Stephen, and I guess Colleen

627
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,400
Speaker 1: met him at a barbecue, oh, you know, playing some corner.

628
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 1: I was gonna see hot dogs, you know, like the

629
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:14,799
Speaker 1: chicken and the pork, the ones I have, like all

630
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 1: the nasty stuff and not the whole beef. Yes, and

631
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,439
Speaker 1: that's where Colleen met the dude she wants to call today.

632
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 1: What's up, Colleen? How are you hi? I'm being good

633
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,479
Speaker 1: and I just want to say that I processed fake meat.

634
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:28,279
Speaker 1: So okay, there you go. Oh so you're a vegetarian, yes,

635
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 1: all right? Oh sorry? Yeah, so you met this dude

636
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,319
Speaker 1: at a barbecue and were they actually eating real meat there?

637
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 1: And how did you stay there? He was not eating

638
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:46,399
Speaker 1: me actually as well, So that was something like hello vegetarian. Yeah,

639
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 1: oh okay, well that's probably how you guys connected. Then

640
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:50,800
Speaker 1: it was everybody else is over by the grill, and

641
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,399
Speaker 1: you toour in the corner, just like, look at these idiots. Yeah,

642
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 1: all right, so you met this guy, his name Stephen,

643
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:59,359
Speaker 1: right while you are right my brothers barbecue, oh your

644
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: brother's barbecue. Okay, and tell us about how you met him. Well,

645
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:06,320
Speaker 1: he was standing over there, and I noticed his burger

646
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 1: looked a little weird like mine, and I just thought

647
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:14,359
Speaker 1: he was cute and went over and just pointed out

648
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 1: that we had the same weird burgers together. That's an

649
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,879
Speaker 1: interesting opening line for a pickup line. Okay, you got

650
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 1: a weird burger, I got a weird burger. Smash him together.

651
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:29,320
Speaker 1: I just figured I should ask him out, so I did. Okay,

652
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 1: how'd that goes? So did he agreed? As? Okay, where

653
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 1: did you guys go for your date? Just like a

654
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:39,880
Speaker 1: local bar, like like a little pub a couple blocks

655
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:44,919
Speaker 1: away for happy hour? And I thought it went really low,

656
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: like we just kept chatting and just like he had

657
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 1: the kindest eyes I've ever seen, and he was just

658
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 1: so nice and considerate and kind eyes. Kind do you

659
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 1: have you ever dated somebody with unkind eyes? What color

660
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 1: would that? What are kind eyes? What are kind eyes?

661
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 1: What does that mean? I mean, I like, I don't know.

662
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 1: You look into them and you're just like see someone

663
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:13,920
Speaker 1: you can trust? Oh okay, huh all right, I don't know.

664
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 1: Don't you careious about you? I don't know. They just

665
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 1: look the kind Okay. So obviously you're like super into

666
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: this guy, but he's not getting back to you. So

667
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,320
Speaker 1: is there anything you can think that maybe it was

668
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 1: a bit off about yourself or the date in general.

669
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 1: I've heard people tell me, and I've I've heard it

670
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:37,279
Speaker 1: in recordings of my other ways. I have kind of

671
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 1: a weird laugh sometimes weird laugh sometimes that what you said? Yeah, yeah,

672
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 1: it's like a, well I can't do it. Yeah, we'll

673
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,759
Speaker 1: see if you can make you laugh somehow at some point.

674
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,319
Speaker 1: Now it's gonna be tough. Now, this is not gonna

675
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 1: be funny at all. Anytime you say you have to

676
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:53,399
Speaker 1: try to make somebody laugh, so you have a weird laugh,

677
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 1: and you think that that might be the reason that

678
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:57,839
Speaker 1: he's not calling you back. I mean there was one

679
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 1: time where, like, I mean, he was really funny and

680
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 1: I laughed really loud, and then he gave me of

681
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 1: like a look like what was that? What just came

682
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:14,279
Speaker 1: out of your mouth? Yeah, but I don't think it

683
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 1: was enough to ruin a date, like a great time

684
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:21,800
Speaker 1: that we had, like I hope not. Okay, So then

685
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:25,279
Speaker 1: when you guys parted ways, how did it end? Did

686
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 1: you guys say you're gonna go out again? Yeah? He

687
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:29,360
Speaker 1: said he wanted to see me again and that he

688
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 1: knew some really great vegetarian restaurant. And then we kiss actually,

689
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 1: oh wow, oh vegetarian kiss? Yeah? Hey are you? Did

690
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 1: you kiss with tongue? Because isn't that technically not being

691
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 1: a vegetarian at that point? Oh? There was was that

692
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 1: the last? Oh? No? Yeah, all right, well I don't

693
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 1: think that didn't sound that weird. I don't know how

694
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 1: that would be a turn off where you a guy

695
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 1: wouldn't call you back for that, especially if you kissed

696
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 1: you and said you want to go out again. I

697
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 1: don't know. It was kind of deep though. It was

698
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 1: my dad. It's out like you were about to choke

699
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 1: there there it is again? Okay, well what is going on?

700
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:13,399
Speaker 1: All right? So maybe he was a little weirded out

701
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,319
Speaker 1: by your laugh? Oh no, all right, Well we'll play

702
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 1: a song and then come back and call him and

703
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 1: see why he's not getting back to you. Okayfect here, welcome.

704
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 1: We'll do it right after this. It's a jewel show.

705
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 1: If you guys like me to start your second part

706
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 1: of the day's first follow up off with a really

707
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 1: bad joke, sure, okay, I do that all the time.

708
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,239
Speaker 1: This one is really bad. The way I thought to intro,

709
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,840
Speaker 1: this is really bad. So be prepared, Colleen, are you

710
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 1: on the phone? Be prepared for a horrible joke. Perfect

711
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 1: Right in the middle of a first date follow up,

712
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,800
Speaker 1: Colleen is on the phone and a dude named Stephen

713
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 1: isn't calling her back. They're both vegetarians, which is really

714
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:54,359
Speaker 1: weird because obviously Steven has some beef. Hi, I liked it,

715
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 1: like okay text in four one six one? Would you

716
00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 1: think about that? I kind of hate myself for it.

717
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 1: But Pauline is on the phone and he wants us

718
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 1: to call a dude named Stephen. She actually met him

719
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:05,319
Speaker 1: at her brother's barbecue. They bonded over the fact that

720
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 1: they had weird looking burghers as their vegetarians, and they

721
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,160
Speaker 1: went out for a happy hour, had a great time

722
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 1: even end of the night with a kiss, and plans

723
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 1: to go out later. But he's not calling her back now,

724
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 1: and she has no idea why. The only thing that

725
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 1: she can think of is Colleen has kind of a

726
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 1: weird laugh sometimes. That can't be it, though I couldn't

727
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,239
Speaker 1: think that could possibly be it. It was a strange laugh.

728
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,359
Speaker 1: It is a weird laugh calling people have weird laughs,

729
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:29,320
Speaker 1: though she shouldn't judge people because of it. Yeah, colleens

730
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 1: as your laugh have a ruined a date for you before, No,

731
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 1: but it has ruined a funeral. Oh whoa, that's a

732
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:42,359
Speaker 1: story for another time. All right, Well, I'm gonna dial

733
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 1: this dude right now and see why it's not calling

734
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:53,879
Speaker 1: you back. Okay, all right, all right, here we go. Hello, Hey,

735
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 1: may I speak to Stephen? Please? Is hey Stephen? How

736
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:58,879
Speaker 1: are you? This is Jewel from the Jewel Show. It's

737
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 1: a radio show also with me as Mahata's wife, Alex

738
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 1: Freesh Hey and English Evan. Good morning. Okay, Hey, hi guys.

739
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,720
Speaker 1: What can I like? What? Why are you calling? Hey? Sorry?

740
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,359
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but what is it? No? It's fine to ask.

741
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not every day you get a call

742
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 1: from a radio show just being weird with you calling

743
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 1: you today because we do a segment on our show

744
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 1: called the First Date follow Up. That's where if you

745
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:25,719
Speaker 1: go out on a date with somebody and end up

746
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 1: blowing them off, they can email us to get you

747
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 1: on the phone and find out what happened. And you

748
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 1: recently went on on a date with someone named Colleen.

749
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 1: How do you know this? Because? Okay, because Colleen emailed us,

750
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,240
Speaker 1: told us how she met you, told us all about

751
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 1: the date, said that even at the end of your date,

752
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,439
Speaker 1: you guys kissed and made plans to go out later.

753
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 1: And now you're not calling her back and she's really

754
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 1: confused and she would like to know she did something wrong.

755
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:54,719
Speaker 1: Oh um, Okay, Well, yeah, just why don't you just

756
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 1: tell her that I'm not interested in going out with her? Guns?

757
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'll come. Well, it's just, you know, it's

758
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 1: just not working out, Like I just think it's better

759
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:06,799
Speaker 1: that we, h, you know, do her own thing. Sure. Sure,

760
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 1: but she emailed us and she wants to know why. Yeah, so,

761
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:12,839
Speaker 1: I mean just curious, like what the reason is? She says.

762
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 1: The only thing she can think of is that she

763
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 1: has kind of a weird laugh sometimes, and it might

764
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,399
Speaker 1: have weirded you out. No, I mean she's a nice

765
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 1: girl her, she doesn't have a weird laugh. Um. I

766
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 1: actually found her laugh, you know, kind of charming. It

767
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:31,800
Speaker 1: was nice. Okay, okay, why aren't you calling her back? Then? Um?

768
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 1: All right, yeah I don't. I don't really know if

769
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,760
Speaker 1: I want to tell you guys the reason why? Well

770
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 1: it sounds bad. Yeah. Is it something about her? Um? No,

771
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:44,880
Speaker 1: not specifically her. No, just like this just can't work out. So,

772
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 1: I mean, guys, you know, like, man, I liked her

773
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 1: a lot, but it's just not worth getting beat up

774
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 1: again over this. What she beat you up? No? No, no,

775
00:42:57,719 --> 00:43:06,240
Speaker 1: not her, who beat you up? Oh? Man? Friend? Actually

776
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 1: her brother? Yeah? Oh you know, Well God, I don't

777
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 1: know if I should get into this. Um, I've been

778
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:19,319
Speaker 1: friends with her brother for a really long time. He's

779
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 1: one of my best friends. Oh yeah, that's you met

780
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,799
Speaker 1: her at a barbecue for her brother's barbecue. Okay. She

781
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:27,320
Speaker 1: posted a story of us out together on her Instagram.

782
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 1: We on our date. So after the date, I'm home

783
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:32,279
Speaker 1: and there was a knock on the door and I

784
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 1: opened the door and her brother was right there and

785
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 1: he just punched me in the face. Did he say

786
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 1: anything to you, Yeah, he only said don't ever talk

787
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 1: to my sister again, and then he left. So, you know,

788
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 1: I don't after that. I just don't think I could

789
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,840
Speaker 1: see her again. Wow, you don't think Colleen's worth a

790
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 1: few punched in the face. Huh. I don't want to

791
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:58,760
Speaker 1: get punched in the face again. Okay, that's unfortunate because

792
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 1: she's actually on the other line last thing and wants

793
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:06,760
Speaker 1: to talk to you right now. Stephen. Hi, he Colleen.

794
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:13,839
Speaker 1: How's it going. Well, it's not going great. I just

795
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 1: turn out my brother punched you in the face. Uh yeah, yeah,

796
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 1: so we're not Probably shouldn't go out again. I think

797
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 1: he made it pretty clear and he's not into this

798
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:30,879
Speaker 1: a fan of this. This is so ridiculous, ill grown up, Like,

799
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 1: what is he doing meddling in my life? I can

800
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:41,359
Speaker 1: make my own decision. No. Yeah, he's five years younger

801
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:45,319
Speaker 1: than me, weirdy's ever been on the day before and

802
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 1: visit punched in the face right after. So I definitely

803
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:54,799
Speaker 1: wasn't expecting that. Never, No, never, No, I mean did

804
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 1: you punch him back? No? I mean I was just

805
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:02,919
Speaker 1: so surpris I was like, you know, I didn't even

806
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 1: know what came at me. So no, no, right, I mean,

807
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 1: you're bigger than him. You could have totally taken him,

808
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 1: like someone needs to put him in his place. So

809
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 1: you want, Stephen, I want to be at my brother.

810
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 1: That was a really good date. It was one of

811
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,800
Speaker 1: the best ones I've been on in a long time,

812
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 1: and I think I think we should do it again. Stephen,

813
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,399
Speaker 1: you want to get punched in the face again? Hey,

814
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Colleen on another date?

815
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. Um, you know what, I just

816
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,319
Speaker 1: want to be kind of direct. I know, I think

817
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 1: after what I what I went through, and I've been

818
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 1: friends with her brother forever. I don't think I'm sorry,

819
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 1: but I just don't want to do this again, Stephen.

820
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 1: What if we throw in MMA training classes? Yeah? What

821
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:53,799
Speaker 1: if I call my brother and just tell him to

822
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: back off? You know? Um? That's honestly even more embarrassing

823
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 1: than all right, well, Stephen, thank you for your time.

824
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that you got punched in the face for

825
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 1: going out with Colleen. Probably not as sorry as I am.

826
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 1: I'm the one you got punched in the face, after all.

827
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:15,840
Speaker 1: A good point. Well, Colleen, I'm sorry you did not

828
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 1: get another day with Stephen, but at least you know why.

829
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 1: Now you know what's Stephen. I'm I'm gonna call you

830
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:23,240
Speaker 1: because i want ask you again, and I'm gonna figure

831
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 1: this out. I don't know. No, no to me. We're

832
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 1: gonna go out again. You're gonna go out with me.

833
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:37,359
Speaker 1: It's gonna be fine. Okay, Okay, you just get pushed

834
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 1: out over the place. He's convinced. All right. Well, I'm

835
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 1: good luck you guys, Thank you. Thanks. Well, you know

836
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:46,399
Speaker 1: how you started off with a stupid joke, right, yeah,

837
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna end it with a stupid joke. Okay. All right,

838
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:51,319
Speaker 1: So you know how he's a vegetarian, right yeah, Well

839
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:55,359
Speaker 1: he ate a knuckle sandwich. Very good. Thank you. Then

840
00:46:55,440 --> 00:47:03,360
Speaker 1: Jebels show on demand jubils dirty little Sea Secret. It

841
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 1: sounds a bit of little secret number text in four

842
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:07,280
Speaker 1: one six one. If you have a dirty little secret,

843
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 1: just tell us that and if it's interesting, you can

844
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 1: say it on the show and we always keep you anonymous.

845
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:14,879
Speaker 1: Nobody will know who you are. We don't even ask

846
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 1: what your name is. All right, so you have a

847
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Yeah, So I really don't know who

848
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 1: to approach about this, so I figured you guys would

849
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 1: be the best ones to call. Okay, it sounds a

850
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 1: little It kind of sounds a little cliche when I

851
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 1: when I try to say it out loud, but I

852
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 1: just got to get it off my chest. So you

853
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:37,359
Speaker 1: guys to maybe just hear me out and yeah, that's

854
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:42,320
Speaker 1: what we do with these are little secrets. Okay. Well, um,

855
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 1: so my my parents did worked when I was a

856
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 1: little and they got remarried. Um back when I was

857
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:51,840
Speaker 1: a teenager. Um so I lived with my step sister.

858
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 1: The other day, my laptop was dead. I couldn't find

859
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 1: my charger. Um, So I go into a room because

860
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 1: I wanted to make some changes on my fantasy baseball team. Um, okay,

861
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 1: we're going to start. So I opened up her computer.

862
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,279
Speaker 1: I tried to log on, and she had a tab

863
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 1: that was open, and I noticed that it was only fans. Okay, okay,

864
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 1: and that that was okay, what's what's this? You know?

865
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:21,359
Speaker 1: So I click on it and apparently she she's armed.

866
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 1: There is cute. Yeah, I mean yeah, but I don't

867
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 1: really see her in that way. So it's kind of

868
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:30,920
Speaker 1: weird for me to see, you know, because I've never

869
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 1: seen her in that way, and she was doing things

870
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 1: that I can't believe she's doing at home. Are you

871
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 1: attracted to your step sister now? Is that where your

872
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 1: secret is? No? No, no, no, like it is that?

873
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 1: Since I care about her and I don't want her

874
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 1: to go too far on the deep end. Um, I

875
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:53,359
Speaker 1: decided to subscribe to her only fans. Hold on what okay?

876
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 1: Because you don't want it to go into the deep end.

877
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 1: I just don't want her to do anything create some

878
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:00,839
Speaker 1: kind of like I joined it to. Like I don't

879
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:02,920
Speaker 1: want to say monitoring. I think she's a big girl.

880
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 1: I think she can handle it herself. Yeah, so you're

881
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:11,799
Speaker 1: watching her only fans too, as a protective step brother. Oh,

882
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:14,399
Speaker 1: my god. Yeah, you realize that sounds like a lame

883
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 1: excuse just to watch it. Wait, so have you ever

884
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 1: liked have you ever gotten turned on by anything? Oh? Gosh, no,

885
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:27,319
Speaker 1: I try not to. I'm try so what You're watching it?

886
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:31,359
Speaker 1: And then in your mind you're like, wait, grandma, grandma. Yeah, okay,

887
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 1: come on, just be honest. You like watching it. It

888
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 1: interests me, but I'm not, but I'm not turned on

889
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 1: by it. That would be interesting to like see a

890
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:44,880
Speaker 1: step sibling on something like that, but like, you also

891
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 1: don't like them. You're just like trying to like see

892
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:48,840
Speaker 1: what they do. That's weird. You're just like, oh my,

893
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,800
Speaker 1: you'd be like what. Yeah, in the room, does anyone

894
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:55,439
Speaker 1: have an issue with step siblings doing things together? No?

895
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:58,840
Speaker 1: Because they're not related. Yeah. Ude, there's really no reason

896
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:01,359
Speaker 1: you're not related one bit. It just sucks that they

897
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,839
Speaker 1: have sister in the name, Like if they took if

898
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 1: it just was step and no sister, it would make

899
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 1: it a little better, right, Okay, on the phone for

900
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 1: the dirt little secret who just found out that his

901
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 1: stepsister has an only fans and subscribe to it because

902
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 1: you just want to make sure that she's being safe Um, okay,

903
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 1: so she's Do you think she's attractive though, just like

904
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:21,840
Speaker 1: as a person, like not like as a person, but

905
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:23,759
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, would you be attracted to her if

906
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 1: she wasn't your stepsister? Um? Perhaps? Yeah? Okay, So what's

907
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 1: weird if we both I mean we're both at home

908
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 1: and we both say mom, you know that makes weird?

909
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 1: You're similar in age? Then? Right, you're pretty close in age. Yeah,

910
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:41,279
Speaker 1: we're about like a year and a half. Okay, yeah,

911
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 1: see I was thinking like, if you're like fifteen, you're

912
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 1: your your stepsister or stepbrother. You guys are both like

913
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:49,920
Speaker 1: fifteen and sixteen, and you think one's attractive, Like something

914
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:53,360
Speaker 1: probably gonna happen, right, thank? I think? So what about you?

915
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 1: You're the one with the stepsister? What if? What if?

916
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 1: What if she you know, thinks you're cute? Or what

917
00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 1: if she likes you? Yeah? What are you gonna do? Then? Hello?

918
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 1: Well I think that's the answer. The phone dropped out

919
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:08,800
Speaker 1: or he was just like I don't even want to

920
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 1: talk about an then Jubile show on demand? Do you

921
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 1: want to feel better about your Monday? Sure, you have

922
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 1: to drive to work and you might not really like

923
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:18,360
Speaker 1: your job, but are you a guy from the Bronx

924
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 1: who injected something into his knotty bits that he shouldn't

925
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 1: have injected, and then it turned black and fell off

926
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:26,040
Speaker 1: over the weekend. Probably not, Monday's not that bad after all. Now, hot,

927
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:30,919
Speaker 1: it's time a wrong move Monday. That's a wrong move

928
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:33,399
Speaker 1: that somebody made the other day, a very wrong move,

929
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:37,239
Speaker 1: could you imagine? No, No, not at all. Don't be

930
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:39,799
Speaker 1: sticking anything in there, okay, guy, No, Just to do

931
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:41,880
Speaker 1: the things that you've always done in your life with

932
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 1: that part of your body. Don't don't try to testallater

933
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:46,239
Speaker 1: nothing else you can do. Yeah, just don't do things

934
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 1: to that because that guy learned a bad lesson. That

935
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:49,759
Speaker 1: was a very wrong move for him. It's a wrong

936
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:53,440
Speaker 1: move Monday, where we tell you about other people's terrible, horrible,

937
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 1: no good, very bad decisions in order to make you

938
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 1: feel better about your Monday. Call us up eighty eight

939
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 1: three four three one of six one tech standing at

940
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:02,799
Speaker 1: four one oh six one. Tell us about a wrong

941
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: move that you made to make people feel better about

942
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 1: their Monday. One of my wrong moves. I was at

943
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,360
Speaker 1: the mall, was one of my friends. I was seventeen

944
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 1: years old. Yeah, and I never did anything bad in

945
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 1: my life, like I wanted to do good stuff. I

946
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 1: mean I didn't you know whatever anyways ever in your

947
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:20,600
Speaker 1: whole entire life, just little things. Okay, I'm good. But

948
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:22,239
Speaker 1: I was at the mall with my friend who wanted

949
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 1: to steal some stuff, and I had never stolen anything

950
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:28,319
Speaker 1: in my life, and she offered, she offered to steal

951
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 1: it from me. Yeah, of course, yes, I would like this,

952
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:32,359
Speaker 1: and I would like this, and I would like this. Right,

953
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,799
Speaker 1: you don't have to steal it. That's extra cool, Like fine,

954
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 1: because I'm not really doing anything wrong. I'm just saying

955
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:39,720
Speaker 1: something I would like. Whoa, it's going to magically appear.

956
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:42,320
Speaker 1: She says that she would take blame if we got caught,

957
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 1: and I was like, let's do this. Girlfriends. What a friend, right,

958
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 1: So we walked out. We got about like maybe twenty

959
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,840
Speaker 1: feet outside of the store, and all of a sudden,

960
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,280
Speaker 1: two people come up right behind us and they grab

961
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:55,840
Speaker 1: my arm. Oh, put my hands behind my back and

962
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:58,919
Speaker 1: put me in cuffs. I'd never been in handcuffs before

963
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,399
Speaker 1: or after that, like, right off the back, right off

964
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 1: the bat scared the crap out of me, right, not literally,

965
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:05,840
Speaker 1: but it actually did scare a fart out of me?

966
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding, And it was so embarrassing, you guys,

967
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:15,480
Speaker 1: because like it's stung. Scared the freaking crab at me

968
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 1: because like somebody came up and grabbed my arms. May oh,

969
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:22,360
Speaker 1: and then like my fart, I farted, I farted, I farted.

970
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:24,359
Speaker 1: I couldn't go on any nurse rooms for a couple

971
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:28,759
Speaker 1: of years. That was a wrong move. Probably makes you

972
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:30,840
Speaker 1: feel a little bit better about your Monday. Did you

973
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 1: inject something you shouldn't inject into your naughty parts and

974
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:36,720
Speaker 1: they fall off? Probably not, because you wouldn't be listening

975
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:40,360
Speaker 1: to us right now. Did you get caught shoplifting, handcuffed

976
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 1: and then fart as soon as your handcuffs and have

977
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:44,959
Speaker 1: to think about that for the rest of your life.

978
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 1: Probably not. Monday's looking pretty good now, isn't it. Hey, Claire?

979
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 1: What's your wrong move? So my wrong move Monday was

980
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:54,719
Speaker 1: I meant to take a different medication. Actually took an

981
00:53:54,760 --> 00:54:01,400
Speaker 1: ambient in the morning, hardcore too. I took an ambien

982
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:03,719
Speaker 1: once because I have sleep stuff and they gave me

983
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:05,920
Speaker 1: ambient and I don't like anything like that scares me.

984
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:08,359
Speaker 1: Sleep medicine puts me out forever. Anyway, I could take

985
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 1: a tail and all PM and me to sleep for

986
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:13,480
Speaker 1: three weeks, and I was like, straight, I'm gonna take

987
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 1: an ambient. And I remember putting the ambient on my tongue,

988
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,440
Speaker 1: taking a simple water, and then waking up at like

989
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:23,480
Speaker 1: one o'clock the next day, just like whoa, I got

990
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 1: some sleep. Yeah, but I accidually took it in the morning,

991
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:29,880
Speaker 1: the ambient, and I had to stay awake for work.

992
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,680
Speaker 1: And when you stay awake, it makes you hallucinate. Yeah.

993
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:37,600
Speaker 1: I had a work meeting to get to know. I'm

994
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:41,279
Speaker 1: in the middle of this in person work meeting and

995
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:45,799
Speaker 1: I start seeing like this iguana on my tone nail,

996
00:54:48,239 --> 00:54:52,240
Speaker 1: my big toe. Okay, oh my god, out of this world.

997
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 1: And I had a pair of nail slippers and my

998
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 1: person I take it out like nothing's wrong in the

999
00:54:57,120 --> 00:55:01,360
Speaker 1: middle of the meeting, and I start trimming my own tone.

1000
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:03,680
Speaker 1: I don't know, And what did you tell them that

1001
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:06,879
Speaker 1: there was an iguana on your toes? That why I

1002
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 1: thought I was like trimming him off. I didn't know

1003
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:14,400
Speaker 1: I would in the right apparently, And then they were

1004
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:16,520
Speaker 1: asking me what I was doing, and I was telling

1005
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:20,200
Speaker 1: them like, well, there's an iguana on my foot. An ambulance.

1006
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:24,360
Speaker 1: They thought they right jacket. They did what they called

1007
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:29,719
Speaker 1: an ambulance. So your wrong move was absidutally taking an

1008
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:32,480
Speaker 1: ambuan in the morning and thinking an iguana was eating

1009
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:36,440
Speaker 1: your toe and then having to go to their How embarrassing.

1010
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:40,799
Speaker 1: But also this actually kind of happened to me, so

1011
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:43,719
Speaker 1: not not in the same instant though. Back in the

1012
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:46,440
Speaker 1: day when I an animal. When I was single, I

1013
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:48,880
Speaker 1: went out one weekend. I didn't have my kids, my

1014
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:51,600
Speaker 1: ex at them, but that Saturday was my son's birthday,

1015
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:53,880
Speaker 1: so we were throwing them a birthday party. So I

1016
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:55,520
Speaker 1: go out the night before on Friday with my friends

1017
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:57,000
Speaker 1: and I don't drink a lot, like ever, Like I

1018
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:58,520
Speaker 1: never get drunk, but like that night, I had like

1019
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 1: a couple and then like in the morning, I had

1020
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:03,359
Speaker 1: a barely headache. Okay, So I'm like, all right, I'm

1021
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 1: just gonna take two of these advil and I'm gonna

1022
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:07,359
Speaker 1: be fine. I'm gonna go get my son's cake. And

1023
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 1: then what I realized on my way to get the

1024
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 1: cake was that I took two over the counter sleeping,

1025
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:17,520
Speaker 1: So my X thought I was on drugs for real.

1026
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:22,960
Speaker 1: Nearly single. You're just started going out again, and you

1027
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,839
Speaker 1: have to show up to your son's birthday party and

1028
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:27,160
Speaker 1: you're just saying, I'm literally just like laying on a

1029
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 1: blanket the whole time. She's like, how old are you again?

1030
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:35,239
Speaker 1: This year? I forgot, I'm not anything I could tell

1031
00:56:35,239 --> 00:56:39,040
Speaker 1: a thought I was. Wow, there you go. How does

1032
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:44,240
Speaker 1: Monday look now? Really? Really good? Doesn't it? Amazing? Pretty

1033
00:56:44,239 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 1: good Monday? Isn't it? It's wrong? Move Mondays every single

1034
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:48,799
Speaker 1: Monday at this time. Listen and make your Monday better

1035
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:51,600
Speaker 1: by hearing about other people's horrible, terrible, no good, very

1036
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:55,080
Speaker 1: bad decisions. Your phone PreK happens every single hour on

1037
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:56,440
Speaker 1: the twenties. Your next one is coming up in just

1038
00:56:56,480 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 1: a few minutes. It's a jewel show. Jewel show on demand.