1 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:14,440 Speaker 1: Well, I invited you here. I thought I made myself 2 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:21,279 Speaker 1: perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you 3 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:27,280 Speaker 1: gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests, 4 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:34,479 Speaker 1: your presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff, 5 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:38,280 Speaker 1: So how do you dare to surbey me? 6 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:52,680 Speaker 2: Welcome to, I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wineger having 7 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:57,040 Speaker 2: an eventful morning. I hope you're doing okay. I got 8 00:00:57,040 --> 00:01:02,560 Speaker 2: an accidental bill from my dentism. It's just the dental situation. 9 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:06,240 Speaker 2: This year has been just non stop for me for 10 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:09,840 Speaker 2: no reason, and now you're dealing with it. And I'm 11 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:12,400 Speaker 2: trying to drag as many people into this as I can, 12 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:15,640 Speaker 2: and this is kind of my one platform to do that. 13 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 2: So I appreciate you being here. Ah, what else is 14 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:24,119 Speaker 2: going on? Very little, and so we're going to get 15 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:27,160 Speaker 2: into the podcast to kind of, you know, bring an 16 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:30,560 Speaker 2: event into my life. And today's guest is so funny. 17 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Speaker 2: Everyone loves this person. It's Jared Goldstein. Jared, welcome to. 18 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:38,679 Speaker 3: I said, no gifts. I'm so happy to be here 19 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:43,240 Speaker 3: and I can talk about dentistry for days, So feel free. 20 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:47,960 Speaker 3: You picked the right guest today. What's your dental history 21 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:51,440 Speaker 3: that's my dental history. I don't know if you could 22 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:53,040 Speaker 3: get a little ask to mar moment, but I just 23 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:56,160 Speaker 3: removed my top invisile line. 24 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:58,880 Speaker 2: How long have you had an invisile line for? 25 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:01,400 Speaker 3: Fourteen years? Fourteen years? 26 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,320 Speaker 2: That possibly. 27 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 3: I had braces as a child which were savagely and 28 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:13,040 Speaker 3: prematurely ripped off by a child acting manager. If you 29 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:18,079 Speaker 3: can believe, I actually can believe that, and the damage 30 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:26,720 Speaker 3: has been irreparable and honestly just insurmountable. So here we are, 31 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:31,440 Speaker 3: all these years later, Bill got still got braces on 32 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:33,639 Speaker 3: the manager. 33 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:36,920 Speaker 2: Now you had braces for how long before the manager 34 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 2: said this is not working for your career? 35 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:41,720 Speaker 3: I had him about six months, and it was the 36 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:46,760 Speaker 3: six months before I started being a professional eleven year 37 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 3: old boy boss. 38 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,320 Speaker 2: What was that conversation like to the manager pull your 39 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 2: parents aside and say we've got the braces are ruining him. 40 00:02:56,600 --> 00:03:02,480 Speaker 3: It was such an unreal conversation. She could not understand 41 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:05,919 Speaker 3: for the life of why I had braces. She's talking 42 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,480 Speaker 3: to an eleven year old who's just shown up from 43 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:13,760 Speaker 3: Long Island to this talent office on Park Avenue. I'm 44 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:19,919 Speaker 3: standing on the star reading a Smucker's commercial and she's like, great, 45 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:24,400 Speaker 3: but why does he have braces? And my parents were like, well, 46 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:26,720 Speaker 3: he's eleven, and that's kind of a part of it. 47 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:30,840 Speaker 3: And then she was like, but if you knew you 48 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,320 Speaker 3: wanted him to be an actor, why would you put 49 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:36,760 Speaker 3: braces on him? And then she was like, well, we 50 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:39,560 Speaker 3: didn't know that we wanted him to be an actor. 51 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:42,000 Speaker 3: This is all kind of pretty bizarre and like kind 52 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,960 Speaker 3: of just happened, and here we are. And then she 53 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:48,080 Speaker 3: was like, but but why does he have them on 54 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:51,880 Speaker 3: if he wants to be an actor? And I swear 55 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 3: to god, we went back and forth with this person 56 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:57,800 Speaker 3: four times of being like okay and trying to be 57 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:02,040 Speaker 3: nice to because we wanted to help me, but we're like, okay, 58 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:06,120 Speaker 3: we didn't know that I wanted this until about a day. 59 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:08,440 Speaker 3: I don't even know that I want this, and here 60 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,800 Speaker 3: we are, so I don't And she could not reprehend. 61 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:11,800 Speaker 3: It was wild. 62 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:15,480 Speaker 2: But then your parents decided this is the person to 63 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:16,479 Speaker 2: represent our child. 64 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:22,440 Speaker 3: Yes, a famously evil woman who I would I would 65 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 3: tell people, you know, they'd ask who's your manager? I 66 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:28,520 Speaker 3: would say her name, and the faces I would get, 67 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:29,480 Speaker 3: oh my god. 68 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,920 Speaker 2: So then you just went back to the orthodontis and said, 69 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:32,800 Speaker 2: we've got to get these off. 70 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:37,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, just get them off, get them off. How bad 71 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:40,920 Speaker 3: were your teeth? Well, what, they were really bad when 72 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,280 Speaker 3: the braces went on, But six months of braces will 73 00:04:43,279 --> 00:04:46,840 Speaker 3: go far. So it got me from like really like 74 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:50,800 Speaker 3: shockingly bad teeth to normal looking teeth. 75 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:54,279 Speaker 2: Okay, And was the Orthodonis like, I feel like that's 76 00:04:54,279 --> 00:04:56,400 Speaker 2: a real moral crossroads for the orthodontis. 77 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:59,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, no, yeah, sure, yeah. I mean nothing about being 78 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:05,440 Speaker 3: a child actor is moral, and that's kind of you know, 79 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:09,840 Speaker 3: the ramifications again, insurmountable, irreparable. 80 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,359 Speaker 2: Well, you know, when you enter a child into the 81 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:16,080 Speaker 2: world of acting, you know it's a safe road. You 82 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:19,080 Speaker 2: know that mentally the things that they that's going to 83 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:22,120 Speaker 2: do will be perfect everything. It's you know, putting your 84 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,680 Speaker 2: kid on rails to adult success. 85 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,040 Speaker 3: Yeah. 86 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:27,799 Speaker 2: So I feel like that's what I will say. 87 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:34,280 Speaker 3: Intoxicating, nothing like a room full of adults clapping for you. 88 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:37,640 Speaker 2: Well, let me ask, did you book Smuckers? 89 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:42,400 Speaker 3: I never did. I didn't book one gosh darn commercials. 90 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:45,960 Speaker 3: Oh you're kidding, no commercials for me, because I didn't. 91 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,880 Speaker 3: I first, I didn't know how to do them. Like 92 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:50,000 Speaker 3: they're very simple, but I just didn't know how to 93 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:52,760 Speaker 3: do them, so that came later in life. But I 94 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:55,760 Speaker 3: booked no commercials. I booked no TV, like hardly any 95 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:58,760 Speaker 3: TV work. I was just doing theater because I was 96 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,599 Speaker 3: very good at singing, And then we were just trying 97 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,839 Speaker 3: to make me an actor because I was good at singing. 98 00:06:03,839 --> 00:06:05,760 Speaker 3: But I was never really like an actor at that time. 99 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:07,679 Speaker 2: Right, what did you do in theater? 100 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:13,240 Speaker 3: Well, as much as it is so embarrassing to bring up, 101 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:17,159 Speaker 3: but I was. I was on Broadway. Please treat me 102 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:17,560 Speaker 3: the same. 103 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:21,760 Speaker 2: Everything about the rest of the next forty five minutes 104 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:25,080 Speaker 2: has shifted in a huge way. Yes, I'm sorry if 105 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:27,359 Speaker 2: you've ever heard about Broadway. 106 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Speaker 3: But it's it's a pretty big deal. 107 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:32,520 Speaker 2: What were you doing on Broadway? 108 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:33,720 Speaker 3: Shining? 109 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:41,719 Speaker 4: That was assumed, Jared, Yeah, on Broadway? 110 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:44,160 Speaker 3: I was. I was in a Christmas Carol at Madison 111 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:47,479 Speaker 3: Square Garden, playing a baby Scrooge when the ghost of 112 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:51,479 Speaker 3: Christmas Past is back in time. Oh my, learn the soft, 113 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:54,400 Speaker 3: mushy origins of Ebenezer. And that was me. 114 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,799 Speaker 2: Did you go out for Tiny Tim? 115 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:00,000 Speaker 3: I was too old? Too old? How old is Tiny Tim? 116 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:03,240 Speaker 3: Supposed to be about two or three years old? 117 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:08,600 Speaker 2: He's kind of toddling about in a diaper two little Uh, 118 00:07:09,279 --> 00:07:12,600 Speaker 2: what are these things that you move around? They're not stilts? 119 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:14,280 Speaker 2: What is when you break your leg? 120 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:15,640 Speaker 3: Crutches? Crutch? 121 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:20,520 Speaker 2: Yes, yes, baby in a diaper and crutches exactly. 122 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:25,880 Speaker 3: I started when I was eleven, which is very old, 123 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:26,880 Speaker 3: extremely old. 124 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:29,440 Speaker 2: You're supposed to start when you are eight. 125 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:33,680 Speaker 3: Because most of the roles, especially for a young little 126 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:37,880 Speaker 3: boys on Broadway are for seven, eight and nine year olds. 127 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:41,640 Speaker 3: So if you're eleven, you've kind of already missed so much. 128 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:44,240 Speaker 2: Right, I thought about that recently with a pandemic. I 129 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:45,880 Speaker 2: feel like there are a lot of stage parents that 130 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:47,680 Speaker 2: over the last year and a half have just been 131 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:51,360 Speaker 2: freaking out because those years for children are huge. 132 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:55,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the whole year. That's the wind, like truly, 133 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,720 Speaker 3: like especially like with puberty and all of it, that 134 00:07:57,880 --> 00:08:01,440 Speaker 3: is the window. That's it. I have not thought about 135 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,440 Speaker 3: to you just said it that the horror of that. 136 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:06,600 Speaker 2: I know, you know there are some really wild parents 137 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:09,080 Speaker 2: out there that have just been sweating for the last 138 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:11,200 Speaker 2: year and a half. Just when let's get these things 139 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,560 Speaker 2: back into production. My child is about to become a teen. 140 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,400 Speaker 3: Oh my god, you are so right. 141 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:21,120 Speaker 2: I've dealt with some interesting uh stage parents, have you? 142 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:26,160 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know, within the TV world, and they're okay, 143 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:29,400 Speaker 2: you know, I probably shouldn't even say anything. 144 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:29,840 Speaker 3: I don't know. 145 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:32,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're you know there. It takes all types. 146 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:37,200 Speaker 3: I have to say. You have a beautiful name, you 147 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:42,199 Speaker 3: have a gorgeous way of speaking. I don't know how 148 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:45,960 Speaker 3: old you are, what time you are from. 149 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:50,240 Speaker 2: I'm a baby Scrooge, your baby Scrooge. Yes, but who's 150 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:51,960 Speaker 2: also a mixology three? 151 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:56,640 Speaker 3: You have mixology energy. 152 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:02,640 Speaker 2: I'll eventually be running a very high fashion bar on Christmas. Bridger, 153 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:08,520 Speaker 2: I can tell you've muddled. You've muddled. Now we're headed 154 00:09:08,559 --> 00:09:09,400 Speaker 2: into October. 155 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:12,720 Speaker 3: How do you feel we're heading into October? I feel great. 156 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,400 Speaker 3: I really just want to fast forward my whole life. 157 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:18,720 Speaker 3: I'm like, it's good, but can we just wrap it up. 158 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:24,880 Speaker 3: I'm like, let's just yeah, let's keep going, Let's keep going. 159 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:27,439 Speaker 2: I'd like to just get to like the years between 160 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:30,440 Speaker 2: about sixty five to sixty seven, enjoy those two years, 161 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:32,800 Speaker 2: and then die and people will be like, he lived 162 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,800 Speaker 2: a long life, but not he was pretty young when 163 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:36,200 Speaker 2: he died. 164 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:38,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like I am both. I am both 165 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:41,680 Speaker 3: enjoying the moment and just waiting for it to be over. 166 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:44,959 Speaker 2: What do you do with your time? 167 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,440 Speaker 3: What do I do? What do I do? You know, 168 00:09:47,679 --> 00:09:53,280 Speaker 3: I'm shrouded in mystery. It's really it's really just conjecture. 169 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:55,480 Speaker 3: And I did say conjecture. 170 00:09:57,240 --> 00:10:00,400 Speaker 2: Your entire life is How would you spell conjects? Sure, 171 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:04,160 Speaker 2: that's a kind of a twist on a classic word. 172 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:07,920 Speaker 3: It's spelled like jinks monsoon. However Jinx spells her name. 173 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:10,079 Speaker 3: It's kind of like that conjecture. 174 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:13,080 Speaker 2: No, what do you do? 175 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:13,240 Speaker 3: What? 176 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:14,880 Speaker 2: Like fills a normal day? 177 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:19,080 Speaker 3: For Jared? A normal day? So I love a list 178 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:22,120 Speaker 3: every single day. Make a list. I'll make it days 179 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,120 Speaker 3: in advance. I love if I have like the next 180 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:25,199 Speaker 3: four days on a list. 181 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,000 Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's so put together. 182 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:30,240 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I don't know how anyone lives any other way. 183 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:33,880 Speaker 3: Like I am just such a type a star student. 184 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:36,600 Speaker 3: I like need the I need the schedule, I need 185 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:39,640 Speaker 3: the reinforcement. I need like the small reward you get 186 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:43,240 Speaker 3: like a little endorphin blast when you delete the thing 187 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,960 Speaker 3: off the list, right, and you got to know where 188 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,520 Speaker 3: you are and where you need to be. And there's 189 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:49,360 Speaker 3: so many there's so much going on. There's so much 190 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,160 Speaker 3: going on that it's I need to make a list. 191 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:55,160 Speaker 3: So every day I start the day, I check the list, 192 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:57,920 Speaker 3: and we just start making our way through it. And 193 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:00,640 Speaker 3: it's the same thing of like trying to enjoy the moment, 194 00:11:00,679 --> 00:11:02,680 Speaker 3: but also trying to just get it over with. Like 195 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:05,000 Speaker 3: I'm just like, I'm just like, I don't know what 196 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:09,800 Speaker 3: I'm even reaching for, but I just I'm in a 197 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,360 Speaker 3: constant reaching position. 198 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,960 Speaker 2: Now. Was the list making like a learned habit or 199 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,720 Speaker 2: is this something that just comes naturally to you. 200 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,760 Speaker 3: I think it's natural. When I was a kid, I 201 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:24,680 Speaker 3: used to line up all my toys. I think there's something. 202 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:30,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh, I've tried making lists before. Usually when I try, 203 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:33,319 Speaker 2: I just put one item on it and I'm already 204 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:37,320 Speaker 2: exhausted and then I don't even accomplish that task. Well, 205 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:39,040 Speaker 2: are you writing them on? Do you have like a 206 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:41,000 Speaker 2: little notebook that you write your lists on? 207 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:44,320 Speaker 3: What do you do? It's in a Google doc Google doc. 208 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:48,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's accessible in the cloud wherever you are. 209 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:50,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because that's a part of it too. It's 210 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,280 Speaker 3: like I'm not always at home, like I'll be out 211 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,800 Speaker 3: kind of like and then I have the thing I 212 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:57,679 Speaker 3: go food chopping, I have a meeting, I have an editor, 213 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,800 Speaker 3: I go to the dentist, and I want to be 214 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:03,720 Speaker 3: a to access it as we're going. So the Google 215 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:06,000 Speaker 3: doc is very helpful. I mean, a journal is it's 216 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:09,400 Speaker 3: so romantic, but it's just not practical. Yeah, I don't know. 217 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:12,520 Speaker 2: Well, I've been I carry a tote bag with me 218 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:15,240 Speaker 2: and I've recently kind of discovered that I can carry 219 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:19,040 Speaker 2: more than a wallet and phone in it, so maybe 220 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,920 Speaker 2: a journal could fit in there. Recently, you know, like 221 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:25,080 Speaker 2: a travel sized deodorant, which I thought, why wouldn't I 222 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,960 Speaker 2: have this? Sometimes you forget to put on deodorant in 223 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,680 Speaker 2: the morning, yeah, I mean very rarely, but when you do, 224 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,040 Speaker 2: you're panicking. So now I've got. 225 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:38,520 Speaker 3: This, Now you're really sweating. I have a fanny pack 226 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:41,040 Speaker 3: with me at all times, and it is well I 227 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:43,319 Speaker 3: could grab it and show you or would just take 228 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:48,839 Speaker 3: my word for it. It's deodorant, floss, retainer case, sunscreen, 229 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:53,679 Speaker 3: a lunch meat, napkins, just a loose piece of bologna 230 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:56,480 Speaker 3: at the bottom of it. I mean, truly, it's I 231 00:12:56,480 --> 00:13:00,480 Speaker 3: mean it's pursued. I'm not an animal, but it's always 232 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:00,839 Speaker 3: in there. 233 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:04,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, my bag up until about four days ago, was 234 00:13:04,679 --> 00:13:07,560 Speaker 2: my wallet, my keys, my phone, and then just so 235 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:12,079 Speaker 2: many loose receipts, just basically stuffed like a pillow case. 236 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:15,400 Speaker 2: So four it's a good question. I think it's just, 237 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:19,520 Speaker 2: you know, I frequently will just have the cashier force 238 00:13:19,559 --> 00:13:21,760 Speaker 2: the receipt on me rather than saying no thank you 239 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:25,640 Speaker 2: to that. It does feel aggressive. It is aggressive to 240 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,640 Speaker 2: say and no receipt. 241 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:30,800 Speaker 3: Something about it feels like like I'm gonna just get 242 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,800 Speaker 3: ahead of this and shut your ass down. 243 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:36,320 Speaker 2: It does feel that way. And then they have to 244 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:38,120 Speaker 2: take care of it. And it's like they're not being 245 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,840 Speaker 2: paid to throw away receipts. They're there to hand the 246 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:43,839 Speaker 2: receipt to me. So it's a little they're not being paid. 247 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:44,800 Speaker 2: This is their passion. 248 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,280 Speaker 3: What else is going on? I don't know. 249 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,280 Speaker 2: It's been a you know, I thought this podcast was 250 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:53,160 Speaker 2: going to start a half hour later, and so I'm 251 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:56,959 Speaker 2: in a real place right now where I was truly 252 00:13:57,080 --> 00:14:00,640 Speaker 2: rushing around the house. I guess that just says to me, 253 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,440 Speaker 2: you're more of an eleven thirty person. I look at 254 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,960 Speaker 2: you as an eleven thirty person rather than an eleven 255 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,760 Speaker 2: am person. 256 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:08,720 Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm going to break your damn 257 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,800 Speaker 3: head open right now, and I'm going to tell you 258 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:14,760 Speaker 3: that this is actually the second podcast I'm doing today. 259 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,760 Speaker 2: Oh, you've already recorded. I've already recorded a podcast. 260 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:18,640 Speaker 3: I'm Kelly Rippa. 261 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:24,880 Speaker 2: You are on a circuit, the interview circuit. Yeah, you're 262 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:30,400 Speaker 2: on a world press tour. Look all of that aside. 263 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:34,960 Speaker 2: There is something I want to discuss with you. Yeah, 264 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:38,880 Speaker 2: you sent me your home address. And I thought, what 265 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:42,320 Speaker 2: a wonderful little sign of trust that Jared has kind 266 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:47,000 Speaker 2: of just shared this with me. We've never met, and 267 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:50,640 Speaker 2: suddenly I have his home address. For all he knows. 268 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,520 Speaker 2: This podcast is kind of set up for, you know, 269 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:57,160 Speaker 2: to bring in victims. You know, I get people's addresses 270 00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:00,360 Speaker 2: and they go missing, that kind of thing. But you know, 271 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,640 Speaker 2: I started wondering why the address. It's probably it's maybe 272 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:06,080 Speaker 2: a six hour drive from my mansion to your mansion. 273 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:10,920 Speaker 2: And I thought the altitude to change in altitude alone, nosebleeds. 274 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,520 Speaker 2: I mean, I'm driving to you, you know, I figured 275 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,800 Speaker 2: I'll drive to his house and I start heading up 276 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:20,800 Speaker 2: the mountain. Suddenly it just blood gushing. Shirt ruined, going 277 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:23,760 Speaker 2: to have to have the car Reoppolstert. But I get 278 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:26,840 Speaker 2: to your house and you've left some kind of cryptic 279 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:31,160 Speaker 2: instructions and it's look in the little black mailbox near 280 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:35,280 Speaker 2: the flamingo, and I think, okay, now, okay, So now 281 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:38,720 Speaker 2: we've got a situation because Jared's basically asking me to 282 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,080 Speaker 2: commit a felony. 283 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,280 Speaker 3: To steal mail. 284 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:46,160 Speaker 2: But you know you had shown this little bit of 285 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:49,640 Speaker 2: trust by giving me your address. I thought, I'll trust Jared. 286 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:52,360 Speaker 2: I'm gonna dig around in his mail, and I did, 287 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,600 Speaker 2: and I found a little package in there. 288 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:56,040 Speaker 3: Jared. 289 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,720 Speaker 2: This podcast is called I said no gifts. Everyone knows 290 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:02,400 Speaker 2: that everyone loves it. Everyone's begging for more, and so 291 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:06,280 Speaker 2: the rule is right there in the title. And so 292 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:09,960 Speaker 2: I'm going to just ask you, is this a gift 293 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:10,200 Speaker 2: for me? 294 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:14,720 Speaker 3: I know you said no gifts, but it would be 295 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:19,200 Speaker 3: rude of me to come onto your podcast empty handed. 296 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:23,320 Speaker 3: And I also I want you to know that my 297 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:27,440 Speaker 3: personal phone number was accessible through my Instagram until about 298 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,320 Speaker 3: two weeks ago when someone made me aware of that. 299 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,000 Speaker 3: So I have removed birth. That is completely true. I 300 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:38,200 Speaker 3: have never been precious about my personal safety, my privacy. 301 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:41,360 Speaker 3: I mean, I'm gonna dime podcast right now. 302 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,920 Speaker 2: Wait, how was your phone number available through Instagram? 303 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:49,960 Speaker 3: I because when I set up Instagram in nineteen ninety three. 304 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,480 Speaker 2: And when you say set up, you mean launched the company. 305 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:59,520 Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, when I birthed the idea of Facebook with 306 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:04,040 Speaker 3: less words, I thought I was just like giving it 307 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:06,560 Speaker 3: to the company. I was like, They're like, what's your 308 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:08,960 Speaker 3: phone number? And I was like, okay, like sure it 309 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:12,000 Speaker 3: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, and 310 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:15,800 Speaker 3: then never thought of it once ever again, Like I'm like, really, 311 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:19,199 Speaker 3: I'm I am not very like internet savvy or like 312 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:22,120 Speaker 3: like on the Internet. I've never been. I've like always 313 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,360 Speaker 3: been like I had like an N sixty four when 314 00:17:25,359 --> 00:17:29,280 Speaker 3: everyone had like a PS two, I've always been behind. 315 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:32,439 Speaker 3: I still I used Apple Music. I'm getting vulnerable now. 316 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,200 Speaker 3: I use Apple Music. I don't use Spotify. 317 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,200 Speaker 2: There are a few people in my life who use 318 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:40,960 Speaker 2: Apple Music, and I'm look, it's a good service. I imagine. 319 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,840 Speaker 2: I'm not on Apple Music. I'm on Spotify. So when 320 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,119 Speaker 2: I create a playlist or something, I'm begging them please 321 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,000 Speaker 2: sign up for Spotify. I want to share this with you. 322 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:49,480 Speaker 2: It's my little thing, but you know, it's kind of 323 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:55,359 Speaker 2: a you know, it's it is a Nintendo sony. Yeah, 324 00:17:55,359 --> 00:17:57,000 Speaker 2: what are some of these great rivalries? 325 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:57,600 Speaker 1: You know? 326 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,200 Speaker 2: It tells you a little bit about the person. What 327 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:00,760 Speaker 2: are we talking about? 328 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:02,960 Speaker 3: Should I open this gift? You should? 329 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,280 Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to dive in here. It's in this 330 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:13,280 Speaker 2: very nice little bag. It's ah, I will say it. 331 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,760 Speaker 2: I'm going to say, is this like sandwich wrap? 332 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:16,560 Speaker 3: It is? 333 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:20,080 Speaker 2: I love that it is a recyclable plastic bag. 334 00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:20,920 Speaker 3: It's not plastic. 335 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:25,680 Speaker 2: It's yeah, I've never had a recycled, recyclable plastic bag. 336 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:26,920 Speaker 2: I guess I need to get into that. 337 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:28,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's because you're selfish. 338 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:31,560 Speaker 2: It is because well, it's because I'm the Toxic Adventure. 339 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:36,960 Speaker 2: I'm trying to destroy Earth. Mother Nature is my nemesis, 340 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,200 Speaker 2: and I'm gonna take her down. 341 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:39,440 Speaker 3: You know you're going to get her. 342 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:39,720 Speaker 1: Yeah. 343 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,879 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a nice I've never seen one of these bags. 344 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,600 Speaker 2: And the Ziploc Corp Is doing a nice job. 345 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:51,480 Speaker 3: Also, they're doing an incredible job. How satisfying is that? 346 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:54,280 Speaker 3: And it comes with stickers so you can see came 347 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:54,680 Speaker 3: with it. 348 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:57,760 Speaker 2: Yes, Now, I'll say, the sticker to me, looks like 349 00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,679 Speaker 2: you can't recycle it. 350 00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:03,880 Speaker 3: Or false. Okay, this absolute savage takedown at the zip 351 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:04,560 Speaker 3: loc company. 352 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:09,359 Speaker 2: I mean, I will assume that whoever's in charge is 353 00:19:09,359 --> 00:19:13,080 Speaker 2: putting a sticker in that also is biodegradable, or it 354 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,679 Speaker 2: might be. I don't know. 355 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:15,360 Speaker 3: Otherwise. 356 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,560 Speaker 2: It's like, you know one of these things, you know, 357 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,879 Speaker 2: it's the Pride section of Target, for example. It's like 358 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:25,360 Speaker 2: the Giant Corporation doesn't actually care. Let's open it up. 359 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:27,680 Speaker 2: I'm gonna oh, I'm going to open it right near 360 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:31,480 Speaker 2: the mic. Try to get a little bit of that. 361 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:32,639 Speaker 3: That sounds wonderful to me. 362 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:38,080 Speaker 2: It really doesn't it. Oh, that basically becomes a little 363 00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:39,280 Speaker 2: purse exactly. 364 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,600 Speaker 3: I like to keep my mask in. 365 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:46,240 Speaker 2: There's keep it clean, and it says and it also 366 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,480 Speaker 2: has like a it says half a blank day. It's 367 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,400 Speaker 2: like a craft little thing that I can't imagine anyone's ever. 368 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,440 Speaker 3: That's a space for mommies. 369 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:59,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exclusively for mommies, and uh, good for them. 370 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,520 Speaker 3: Okay, I'm getting in here, and wait. 371 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:07,600 Speaker 2: What what is this? So I've opened it? Uh? 372 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:08,560 Speaker 3: Is this gum? 373 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:09,239 Speaker 1: Is this? 374 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:13,680 Speaker 2: Do you have a Do you have a Jared Goldstein gum? 375 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:18,480 Speaker 3: Yeah? I invented Instagram and sugar free gum. 376 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,200 Speaker 2: This is like it's a package of gum, but as 377 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:24,879 Speaker 2: a picture of Jared. It's got all of his information 378 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,760 Speaker 2: on it. And then it's just literally I. 379 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:35,399 Speaker 4: Hope that this is nicorete. Yeah, it's actually birth control. Well, okay, 380 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:39,160 Speaker 4: go on. I'm so is this something that you have 381 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:43,040 Speaker 4: created as merch? It is merch, and but it's not. 382 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:46,200 Speaker 4: It's not just merch. It's merch that I really wanted 383 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:46,640 Speaker 4: you to have. 384 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:51,159 Speaker 2: I don't understand how. I mean, obviously there are merches 385 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:54,040 Speaker 2: of all types, but I've never heard of somebody. How 386 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:58,520 Speaker 2: do you get to creating your own gum? 387 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:05,080 Speaker 3: You call up Vista Print, Vista Print, Vista Print. 388 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,400 Speaker 2: And then they've got their own gum. 389 00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:09,640 Speaker 3: And they've got they've got their own everything. You can 390 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:16,439 Speaker 3: put anything on anything, gumballs, mugs, mousepads, it's. 391 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:19,960 Speaker 2: All out there. Gum is a what I have never 392 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:23,840 Speaker 2: heard before. Are they in touch with like the Denteen people? 393 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,040 Speaker 2: Is this a rigly I'm very cuty. 394 00:21:26,359 --> 00:21:29,360 Speaker 3: I don't know where that gum comes from. Do not 395 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:32,879 Speaker 3: put in your mouth. I would not recommend eating it. 396 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:36,760 Speaker 3: I don't know where that where that came from? Who 397 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,399 Speaker 3: is responsible for that food? 398 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:45,440 Speaker 2: It's distributed by Chocolate Inn, which is face out of Hicksville, 399 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:45,960 Speaker 2: New York. 400 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:46,960 Speaker 3: That sounds right. 401 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:50,080 Speaker 2: You can, of course go to chocolate in dot Com 402 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,520 Speaker 2: Chocolate in right near Hicksville. 403 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,680 Speaker 3: That's that's Oh did you read a full circle moment? Yeah, 404 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:55,440 Speaker 3: I'm from Long Island. 405 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:59,080 Speaker 2: Hicksville to me is such a bizarre name for a 406 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:03,680 Speaker 2: town in between Long Island, I mean, within the New 407 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:08,040 Speaker 2: York metro region. How did that happen? Hicksville sounds like 408 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:09,720 Speaker 2: the middle of Nevada. 409 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,639 Speaker 3: Well, Long Island has has really can feel like the 410 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:17,720 Speaker 3: middle of Nevada. Is that true? Yeah? Oh yeah, oh yeah, 411 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,919 Speaker 3: New York Long Island gets. 412 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:25,720 Speaker 2: I had no idea. My imagination. In my imagination, Long 413 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:30,800 Speaker 2: Island has always been long you know, green lawns correct, correct, 414 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:33,840 Speaker 2: Bush's kind of stately homes. 415 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:35,560 Speaker 3: But it's not all that. 416 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:39,720 Speaker 2: Oh there's some nastiness, yeah. 417 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:42,919 Speaker 3: You know, because it's it starts at Brooklyn. But don't 418 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,800 Speaker 3: tell anyone from Brooklyn that. God they hate that. 419 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:46,520 Speaker 2: Yeah. 420 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:49,720 Speaker 3: I They're like, we're not Long Island, We're Brooklyn. Wait 421 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,680 Speaker 3: is that true? Yeah, it's all like attached what part 422 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:56,040 Speaker 3: of Brooklyn? All of Brooklyn is technically on Long Island. 423 00:22:56,359 --> 00:23:00,440 Speaker 2: But like, so let's say, like, what is the part 424 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,480 Speaker 2: of Brooklyn that feels like Long Island? 425 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:07,240 Speaker 3: Brooklyn then turns into Queens, and Queens is kind of 426 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:10,200 Speaker 3: like the sliver of between the two. 427 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,960 Speaker 2: Long Island has always seemed like it's a thousand miles 428 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:13,439 Speaker 2: away to me. 429 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,640 Speaker 3: It's it is really long, is the thing. Like if 430 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:20,919 Speaker 3: you are going to drive to the Hamptons, which is 431 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:25,920 Speaker 3: the other side of it, it takes so long. You're like, God, 432 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,960 Speaker 3: this really is a long island. 433 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,600 Speaker 2: Wow, I had no. This is a little piece of it. 434 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,000 Speaker 3: It's famous for its edges, and then the middle is 435 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:37,960 Speaker 3: kind of a blur. And as you go further further 436 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:42,560 Speaker 3: east away from Manhattan, it just gets more and more bural, 437 00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:46,000 Speaker 3: and you know a lot of what comes with that. 438 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,359 Speaker 3: Are you a gum cheer? I am not once in 439 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:53,440 Speaker 3: a while, not really. I used to be, but now 440 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:58,000 Speaker 3: they make like fun like xili tall gums that are 441 00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,560 Speaker 3: kind of interesting to me, and I'll try them every 442 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:03,480 Speaker 3: now and again. And but wait, fund Zyla tal gum, 443 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:08,439 Speaker 3: They're like they're like natural gum. Like I'm very like, 444 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,800 Speaker 3: I'm there, I'm a sucker for like all natural So 445 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:15,000 Speaker 3: what are you doing to freshen your breath throughout the day, 446 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,240 Speaker 3: literally putting a little bit of toothpaste in my mouth, 447 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,639 Speaker 3: rubbing it around and then spitting on the ground, and 448 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:25,920 Speaker 3: then us that happening too often, and then I'm taking 449 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:29,760 Speaker 3: my invisi line out in front of people and then 450 00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:31,919 Speaker 3: flossing at the dinner table. 451 00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:34,800 Speaker 2: I really did bring on the ultimate dental guest. 452 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:39,840 Speaker 3: It's disgusting. Yeah, it's really I I'm on a dental 453 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,360 Speaker 3: journey chewing tobacco for you. 454 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:46,479 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm now picturing like baseball players just kind of 455 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,520 Speaker 2: like dipping into their pocket and bringing out like a 456 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,760 Speaker 2: gob of toothpaste to rub in their teeth during games. 457 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,879 Speaker 2: I feel like that's a nice, healthy habit that the 458 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,200 Speaker 2: MLB community could take on. 459 00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:58,000 Speaker 3: Because, you know, it's also good about it too. As 460 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,000 Speaker 3: someone who's like kind of like obsessed with DENTI a 461 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,320 Speaker 3: part of it is knowing that, like you're supposed to 462 00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:05,480 Speaker 3: brush your teeth really softly. 463 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:10,679 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a late extra life brush and. 464 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,960 Speaker 3: You're not supposed to do it too much. So as 465 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,720 Speaker 3: someone who wants to brush my teeth like fifteen times 466 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,280 Speaker 3: a day, that would be terrible for my gums, which 467 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:21,119 Speaker 3: are already suffering to just put a little toothpaste in 468 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,760 Speaker 3: your mouth and kind of rub it around, freshens your breath, 469 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,960 Speaker 3: spit it out on the ground. You get to spit 470 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,240 Speaker 3: it out. It's very dramatic. 471 00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:30,960 Speaker 2: So do you have like a mini size toothpaste in 472 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,920 Speaker 2: your fanny pack or a full size? 473 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:36,520 Speaker 3: It's it's either I have both, but the mini. The 474 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:39,840 Speaker 3: mini has a kind of a tough flavor. It's kind 475 00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:43,400 Speaker 3: of like a like a licorice, kind of like anis 476 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:46,439 Speaker 3: flavor to it. That's nice once in a while, but 477 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:50,160 Speaker 3: like I just kind of like the straight up peppermint, right, 478 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:53,160 Speaker 3: And is it natural toothpaste? It's Tom's Toms. 479 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:56,119 Speaker 2: I've never had a Tom's with toothpaste. It's one of 480 00:25:56,160 --> 00:26:00,240 Speaker 2: the things that organic to me. I feel like, I well, 481 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,080 Speaker 2: I just feel like I want to blast my teeth 482 00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:05,959 Speaker 2: with the most toxic chemicals that the dental industry can provide. 483 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,520 Speaker 2: I'm sure that's not a good idea, but I'm just like, 484 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,960 Speaker 2: my teeth are essentially little dishes that I need to 485 00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:15,639 Speaker 2: put the dish soap on, and so I'm like, let's 486 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:16,520 Speaker 2: just burn them off. 487 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:21,359 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I wish everything was like the dishes. I love. 488 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:24,240 Speaker 3: I love washing the dishes. I do it so often. 489 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:29,719 Speaker 3: I've even had a brother in law tell a family 490 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:35,640 Speaker 3: member who wasn't me that watching me wash dishes was transcendent, 491 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:41,280 Speaker 3: very relaxing. I love to do it. And it's because 492 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,440 Speaker 3: it's like a simp. It's like a simple solvable problem. 493 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:49,439 Speaker 3: It smells nice, there's warm water, and I just I 494 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,640 Speaker 3: think all the time, like if all of my problems 495 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,800 Speaker 3: were just like these dishes and I could just I 496 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:58,040 Speaker 3: could clean them, I can fix them in a moment. 497 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,720 Speaker 2: I have ever thought about dishwashing that way, But it 498 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:05,280 Speaker 2: does sound the way you just describe. It sounds so relaxing. 499 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:08,600 Speaker 2: If I, I know you was a dishwasher, but when 500 00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:11,880 Speaker 2: I didn't have a Yeah, it sounds like a nice 501 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:15,200 Speaker 2: little spa moment where put on some gentle music. You've 502 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,760 Speaker 2: got the SuDS and the water as long as you 503 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,200 Speaker 2: haven't allowed like the sink to just fill with every 504 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:26,360 Speaker 2: dish you have no Wow, you're just massaging the plates. 505 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,360 Speaker 2: You're Oh, that's lovely. 506 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:32,200 Speaker 3: It's like every mistake and error and problem on this 507 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:36,359 Speaker 3: dish is God a little baptism. 508 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:41,879 Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, yes, okay, I'm Christian. 509 00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:46,000 Speaker 2: And all of your dishes are now too. 510 00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:54,639 Speaker 3: My Christian plates. Okay, so you don't you gum? 511 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,480 Speaker 2: You wash your teeth with your finger from most of 512 00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,439 Speaker 2: the time, going back to it's. 513 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,919 Speaker 3: On my finger, I'll just put I'll just put a 514 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:08,919 Speaker 3: doll up in straight out of it. Are you doing it? 515 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,760 Speaker 2: Kind of like are you ducking into the shadows to 516 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,600 Speaker 2: do this or the all? 517 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:19,239 Speaker 3: And I'm begging, I go, daddy, daddy, please, And then 518 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,359 Speaker 3: I pour it and I missed my mouth. 519 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:29,199 Speaker 2: It's all over my face and I'm going daddy, and 520 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:35,800 Speaker 2: this is happening, you know, like in the middle. I 521 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:39,320 Speaker 2: support that. You know, that's your dental journey. 522 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,480 Speaker 3: And it would be sex negative of you if you didn't. 523 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,040 Speaker 2: I'm extremely sex negative. 524 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:44,920 Speaker 3: Sam. 525 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,200 Speaker 2: You know, I'm out on the street just shaming whoever 526 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:56,320 Speaker 2: I can see. It's fine, God, Okay, this is interesting 527 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,440 Speaker 2: to me. Maybe this is something that I could embrace. 528 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,440 Speaker 2: I'm this is an other thing within the pandemic that 529 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,080 Speaker 2: I've been a little like. I feel like the gum 530 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:07,880 Speaker 2: industry probably took a huge hit because people were they 531 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,600 Speaker 2: weren't seeing people. They're like, I don't need to be 532 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,480 Speaker 2: chewing gum at home. I mean, these are all things 533 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,960 Speaker 2: that I'm just, you know, thinking about throughout the day 534 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,200 Speaker 2: for no reason. But I feel like the Wrigley's people 535 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:21,640 Speaker 2: were sweating. I feel like the Dent people were freaking out. 536 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:22,960 Speaker 2: I imagine they're all the. 537 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:28,280 Speaker 3: Same orbit chill as hell. They're so fucking cocky. They're like, 538 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:33,080 Speaker 3: we'll be fine, two weeks to flatten the curve that 539 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:33,800 Speaker 3: was a orbit. 540 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:42,080 Speaker 2: I do like to chew gum. It's something that I've 541 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:45,640 Speaker 2: missed but have kind of reapproached as we've gotten a 542 00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:49,280 Speaker 2: little more social. But I now have this gum that 543 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,080 Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm gonna chew or not, because 544 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,760 Speaker 2: it does I do feel like a merch gum is 545 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:55,120 Speaker 2: probably the bottom of the barrel. 546 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:58,240 Speaker 3: It's it can't be good. I've had I've had friends 547 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,360 Speaker 3: try it and they said it's fine. But I could tell. 548 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:03,440 Speaker 3: I could tell. I could tell, I could see in 549 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:04,000 Speaker 3: their eyes. 550 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:06,400 Speaker 2: It's peppermint flavor, which I like. 551 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:08,160 Speaker 3: I like. 552 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,960 Speaker 2: I don't know if it's my favorite, but maybe there's 553 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,960 Speaker 2: like the there's always a winter flavor that I appreciate. 554 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:18,160 Speaker 3: Do you have a favorite gum? Honestly, the fruit ones, 555 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:21,440 Speaker 3: like the fruity gums, but see those are not sugar free. 556 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:26,880 Speaker 3: But look, I as someone who doesn't chew gum, yeah, 557 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,680 Speaker 3: like my favorite gum. Like, if I'm being honest with myself, 558 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:33,719 Speaker 3: it's like, I feel like Trident did a lot of 559 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,400 Speaker 3: great things, like in the an orbit as well, like 560 00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,000 Speaker 3: in the fruit space of like. 561 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:43,080 Speaker 2: I remember good and let's be honest, Trident was sugar free. 562 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:46,320 Speaker 3: They care about your teeth, yeah, yeah, or like fruit 563 00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:48,080 Speaker 3: stripes more fruit stripes of. 564 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:51,040 Speaker 2: Course with the tattoo that just was truly putting wet 565 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:56,400 Speaker 2: ink over your arm a never never worked. No, they 566 00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,240 Speaker 2: should have just stopped doing that, put the money somewhere 567 00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:00,160 Speaker 2: else to. 568 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,480 Speaker 3: Just shut that company right down. I mean it's not good. 569 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,880 Speaker 3: I don't know if it's still accessible available, but it's 570 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:05,240 Speaker 3: not good. 571 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:09,720 Speaker 2: Yeah. The fruit Stripe and Purdue Pharmaceutical should both be 572 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:14,000 Speaker 2: shut down. Everyone in charge of those things was deeply irresponsible. 573 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:19,000 Speaker 3: Did you ever have bourbon chicken? Bourbon chicken from is 574 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:25,880 Speaker 3: that Purdue? Yeah? No, it's like a per Due product. Perdue. 575 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:29,040 Speaker 2: This is certainly a different company than the oxy Conton company. 576 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:32,760 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't. 577 00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,800 Speaker 2: What was bourbon chicken? So Perdue is like. 578 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:42,240 Speaker 3: A chicken company around American Staple. It's been around for 579 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:48,360 Speaker 3: decades and they a family owned company. Even Okay, so 580 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:52,600 Speaker 3: is Perdue Pharmaceutic Perdue family Interesting, Maybe it's the same, literally, 581 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,240 Speaker 3: I'm sure there's an over I'm sure it's ultimately everything 582 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,840 Speaker 3: is owned by Nabisco anyway, so it's all the same, 583 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:00,880 Speaker 3: you know. But they had it. They had a frozen 584 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:06,440 Speaker 3: product you could get at Costco called Bourbon chicken, and 585 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,240 Speaker 3: it was like a breaded kind of like a honey 586 00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:13,240 Speaker 3: glaze chicken. Throw it in the microwave and I would 587 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:19,800 Speaker 3: throw that and like meatball mozzarella lean pocket into the 588 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:23,840 Speaker 3: microwave at like two in the morning on a styrofoam plate, 589 00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:28,040 Speaker 3: both so hot that they burned into the styrofoam. I 590 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:31,880 Speaker 3: would peel the food off of the burnt, melted styrofoam 591 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:35,880 Speaker 3: and then put that into my mouth. Did that for years. 592 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:40,120 Speaker 2: No natural anything is going to save you. At this point. 593 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,360 Speaker 2: You have just you have got permanent damage. 594 00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:42,880 Speaker 3: Truly. 595 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,920 Speaker 2: I mean it's like, I'm like, I'm trying to repent 596 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:49,680 Speaker 2: for what happened. Now. Were you eating those things in unison, 597 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:50,640 Speaker 2: I mean at the same. 598 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:53,920 Speaker 3: Time, yeah, yeah, or one after the other. It was 599 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:57,200 Speaker 3: like a nightly ritual. It was like a lean pocket 600 00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:02,160 Speaker 3: chicken bourbon chicken and Will and Grace reruns every night 601 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:06,200 Speaker 3: and I'm in heaven. I'm in I'm like my parents 602 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,400 Speaker 3: have gone upstairs to bed, I have the hole downstairs 603 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:12,720 Speaker 3: to myself. Were like tearing into that lean pocket and really, 604 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:15,120 Speaker 3: like as much as I like want to like fast 605 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,560 Speaker 3: forward through my life, that was one moment I always 606 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:21,480 Speaker 3: slowed down. I always really slowed down for the for 607 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,760 Speaker 3: every bite flavor, you know, because it's like you get edges. 608 00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:27,880 Speaker 3: The first few bites are edges and that's an experience, 609 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:29,920 Speaker 3: and then the middle bites are middle bites and that's 610 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:32,560 Speaker 3: a different sort of textual experience, and then you get 611 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,600 Speaker 3: back to the end and its edges again, and you're 612 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,600 Speaker 3: kind of back to where you started. Like it's a circle. 613 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,400 Speaker 3: Like eating a lean pocket is a circle. 614 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:45,360 Speaker 2: I eating a lean pocket is an illusion, just like time. 615 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I appreciate that. 616 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:52,000 Speaker 2: Though I like to take small, almost mouse sized bites 617 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,880 Speaker 2: of my food. I really like to just spend time 618 00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:55,520 Speaker 2: with whatever. 619 00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:56,040 Speaker 3: I'm eating. 620 00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,280 Speaker 2: A cookie, a single cookie, you'll take me twenty minutes 621 00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:02,440 Speaker 2: to Really I'm there for the experience. I'm not there 622 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:03,360 Speaker 2: to fill my stomach. 623 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:08,920 Speaker 3: Wow, I shove food into my neck. It's crazy. I 624 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:10,600 Speaker 3: eat so fast. 625 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,799 Speaker 2: But you've just described say, I mean essentially starting a 626 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,560 Speaker 2: long term relationship with the hot pocket. 627 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,280 Speaker 3: Okay, but there's something there's something about a bar of food, 628 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:22,160 Speaker 3: like I see cliff bars, Cliff Builder bars. They're like 629 00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:26,200 Speaker 3: the protein ones, And there's something about it being so finite, 630 00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:28,520 Speaker 3: this beginning and an end that it would make me 631 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,799 Speaker 3: slow down to savor it. But generally, especially if I'm met, 632 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,000 Speaker 3: like at a restaurant eating something delicious and that I've 633 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,560 Speaker 3: never had before, it's like I'm shoveling it like the 634 00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:40,239 Speaker 3: faster I can get it in, the more good. It's like, 635 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:42,760 Speaker 3: it's so silly, but I eat really fast. 636 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:45,520 Speaker 2: Like what type of what restaurant have you been to recently? 637 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,160 Speaker 2: They were just shoving food down your throat. 638 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:50,239 Speaker 3: I went to this fish restaurant here in La one 639 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:55,560 Speaker 3: of the best restaurants really ever. I got there, I 640 00:34:55,640 --> 00:35:00,000 Speaker 3: met a friend and I got there and Benny Blonde 641 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:00,799 Speaker 3: was there. 642 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:02,600 Speaker 2: He's like Benny Blanco. 643 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,919 Speaker 3: I think that he's a music producer. I know him 644 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,280 Speaker 3: from the television program Dave. He's on day. 645 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,279 Speaker 2: Okay, Oh, I've only seen a couple of that, but 646 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:11,879 Speaker 2: I loved it. 647 00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:15,359 Speaker 3: Oh god, I love it so much. And he was there, 648 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,720 Speaker 3: so I knew right away that I was at a cool, 649 00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,920 Speaker 3: good place to be to eat. And then Tim from 650 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:24,960 Speaker 3: Tim and Eric joined him. Wow, very powerful table next 651 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,560 Speaker 3: to our table, and we just ordered everything. And it's fish. 652 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:31,480 Speaker 3: I'm really into fish right now. Growing up, my parents 653 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,280 Speaker 3: didn't like fish. We didn't eat a ton of fish. 654 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:37,000 Speaker 3: And I'm just loving it. Just feels so decadent to 655 00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,880 Speaker 3: like go to a restaurant and order all the fish, 656 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:43,520 Speaker 3: no matter what and just eat it. And they had 657 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,359 Speaker 3: it was called Grandma's Bread, and it was some sort 658 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:51,160 Speaker 3: of like sour dough, like mushy but then crunchy, and 659 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,120 Speaker 3: they would give it to you with like a heap 660 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,280 Speaker 3: of butter with some salt. 661 00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,920 Speaker 2: What restaurant are we talking about here? Tell me the 662 00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:58,200 Speaker 2: name of it. 663 00:35:58,400 --> 00:35:59,680 Speaker 3: It's called found Oyster. 664 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:03,000 Speaker 2: Oh, I've heard amazing things about found Oyster. 665 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,440 Speaker 3: Oh, okay, So the butter, it's a mound of butter 666 00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:09,920 Speaker 3: with some salt and then trout row on top. Oh, 667 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,640 Speaker 3: that sounds incredible. And next to that sardines. 668 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,359 Speaker 2: Oh, I've never eaten a sardine, I mean neither. 669 00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:18,279 Speaker 3: I finally had a sardine for the first time, like 670 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:21,280 Speaker 3: two weeks ago, one week ago at this restaurant is Heaven, 671 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,799 Speaker 3: and I knew it would be I knew would be heaven, 672 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,439 Speaker 3: and it was just heaven. And then we got Crudeo. God, 673 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:30,399 Speaker 3: I love CRUDEO. If it's on the menu, were getting it. 674 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,440 Speaker 3: I need to go to Found Oyster. It's great. It's 675 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,799 Speaker 3: hard to get into. Well, yes and no, only because 676 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,960 Speaker 3: it's it's only open Thursday to Sunday and you can't 677 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,719 Speaker 3: make a reservation. But that's kind of what makes it 678 00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,080 Speaker 3: more accessible. But there's kind of a long wait, so 679 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,680 Speaker 3: like we had to wait like maybe a full hour, 680 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,440 Speaker 3: if not a little longer, Like it was a long 681 00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:53,120 Speaker 3: long way. Like I wasn't hungry at all when we 682 00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,040 Speaker 3: got there, and I was starving with them. We ate. 683 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:59,319 Speaker 2: I love a restaurant without a reservation. Yeah, I don't 684 00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,520 Speaker 2: have the planning skills for a reservation. Let me just 685 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:05,279 Speaker 2: show I'm happy to wait an hour totally. It's that 686 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:09,240 Speaker 2: or like the frantic search on Rezi or whatever open 687 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:12,680 Speaker 2: table and then you're eating at four forty five. It's 688 00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:14,839 Speaker 2: always you know it doesn't work for me. 689 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,160 Speaker 3: But it is a great hack for restaurants to just 690 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:20,960 Speaker 3: go when they open, like they do not want to 691 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:25,000 Speaker 3: see you, but they can't not. It's like you how 692 00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:27,200 Speaker 3: many times I especially with like my parents, like because 693 00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:29,600 Speaker 3: we liked they like to eat early, Like I'll eat whenever. 694 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:31,440 Speaker 3: I like to eat whenever. So I'm like, let's eat. 695 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:33,840 Speaker 3: So we'll go to dinner at like five, and like 696 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,680 Speaker 3: restaurants will open at five, but if you go at five, 697 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,239 Speaker 3: it's like what are they gonna do? Not like there's 698 00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:42,080 Speaker 3: no one here and then and then the host does 699 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,960 Speaker 3: that thing where they're just like sweating it out and 700 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:47,640 Speaker 3: they're just like okay, well, like we're gonna need the 701 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:51,040 Speaker 3: table back by like whatever, and you're like I'm going 702 00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:54,160 Speaker 3: to shove this food into my neck like we're getting outy, 703 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,239 Speaker 3: Like we're not gonna be here for longer. As soon 704 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,719 Speaker 3: when the food hits the table, it will be gone 705 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:03,359 Speaker 3: in under ten minutes, no doubt, Like like you have 706 00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,840 Speaker 3: no like that. You simply have to let us like 707 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,360 Speaker 3: we're trying to give you our money, like do you 708 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:08,160 Speaker 3: want our money or not? 709 00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,759 Speaker 2: Let's play a game? Okay, do you want to play 710 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:15,879 Speaker 2: a game? Called gift or a curse, or a game 711 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,719 Speaker 2: called gift Master. Actually, I'm not giving you a choice. 712 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:19,560 Speaker 2: Let's play gift Master. 713 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,440 Speaker 3: We haven't played it in a while. Okay, that was 714 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:25,280 Speaker 3: the one I wasn't gonna pick. I'm taking control. 715 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,920 Speaker 2: Occasionally as a host, you have to make a decision, 716 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:32,600 Speaker 2: and today I'm kind of emboldened. I don't know why 717 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,560 Speaker 2: this is. I need a number between one and ten 718 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:34,880 Speaker 2: from you. 719 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:39,400 Speaker 3: Eight. Okay, I have to do. You're gonna read me 720 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,440 Speaker 3: down like you're like, because you said eight, here's the 721 00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:42,720 Speaker 3: following things. 722 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:48,319 Speaker 2: This is your personality. Yeah, no, I have to do 723 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:51,360 Speaker 2: some like calculating. And while I do that, you have 724 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:54,560 Speaker 2: the microphone. You can promote, you can recommend, you can 725 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,960 Speaker 2: just you know, do whatever you want. I don't care. 726 00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:01,600 Speaker 3: Okay, I'll be right back. Are you leaving. I'm going 727 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:02,240 Speaker 3: for a drive. 728 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:07,120 Speaker 2: Oh okay, so I'll just I'll return twenty thirty minutes 729 00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:10,760 Speaker 2: from now. I've got a sitter for the dog. So okay, 730 00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:14,319 Speaker 2: just do whatever you want, whatever I want. 731 00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:18,480 Speaker 3: I think i'm understanding the game, and basically this game 732 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:22,640 Speaker 3: is a trap. You have to yeah, keep talking, promote something. 733 00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:25,479 Speaker 2: Yeah, I meant something. Okay, great, but why is it called? 734 00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:26,120 Speaker 3: What was it called? 735 00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,640 Speaker 2: The game hasn't even started yet. I have to do 736 00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:31,160 Speaker 2: some light calculating. I have to get the game pieces. 737 00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,640 Speaker 3: I thought this was the game. I thought the game 738 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:40,120 Speaker 3: was like he does a bit where he's like, Mommy's leaving, 739 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:45,080 Speaker 3: leaving you at the mic, and then you talk after 740 00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:47,120 Speaker 3: you've picked the number, and I'm going, what the fuck 741 00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:47,920 Speaker 3: is this game? 742 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,520 Speaker 2: It's a chance for the guests to just launch their 743 00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,879 Speaker 2: own podcast. I just throw them in the water. Then 744 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:56,480 Speaker 2: that piece of audio is then used for their pilot episode. 745 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,280 Speaker 3: Okay, all right, so here's what I'll promote. I watched 746 00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:04,239 Speaker 3: two episodes load of Reservation Dogs on Effects on Hulu, 747 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:09,880 Speaker 3: and it's great. I would recommend you watch it, and 748 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:13,359 Speaker 3: I would promote you watching it. 749 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:18,080 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, you've recommended a show that I've heard good 750 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:18,560 Speaker 2: things about. 751 00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:21,840 Speaker 3: It's great. It's really great. It looks delightful. It's really good. 752 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:25,200 Speaker 2: And also look for Jared on the internet. You know, 753 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:27,920 Speaker 2: he's on various platforms. 754 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,920 Speaker 3: Again, he can't do anything wrong. It's incredible. 755 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:36,400 Speaker 2: This is how the actual game works, Jared. I'm going 756 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:40,120 Speaker 2: to name three gifts, three potential items you can give away. 757 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,000 Speaker 2: Then I'm going to name three celebrities and you have 758 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,120 Speaker 2: to tell me which one you'll give which celebrity and 759 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:46,960 Speaker 2: why does that make any sense? 760 00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:47,600 Speaker 3: It does? 761 00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,680 Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. These are the gifts you'll be 762 00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:56,040 Speaker 2: giving today. Number one is a role of quarters. Number 763 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:59,120 Speaker 2: two is a trip to wine Country. That's a little 764 00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:03,680 Speaker 2: bit nicer gift. And number three is a stolen vehicle. 765 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,960 Speaker 2: I don't know if it's stolen by you or you've 766 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:13,600 Speaker 2: recently found out it was stolen off the zoom. 767 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:14,000 Speaker 6: Uh. 768 00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,239 Speaker 2: That's up to you. And you're gonna be giving them 769 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,920 Speaker 2: to the following people. Okay, we've got oh, this is 770 00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:23,239 Speaker 2: a nice group of people. Actually, you've got some good ones. 771 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:27,800 Speaker 2: We've got Michael Kane, famous actor Michael Kane, Angela Bassett, 772 00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:29,719 Speaker 2: fantastic actor. M h. 773 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,200 Speaker 3: I believe she's what she's doing now? 774 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:33,120 Speaker 2: Is she nine to one one? 775 00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:34,520 Speaker 3: Yeah? 776 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:38,480 Speaker 2: Angela is doing nine one one. That show's insane, it 777 00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:43,200 Speaker 2: really is. And then finally, celebrity chef and kind of 778 00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:45,040 Speaker 2: restaurant tour David Chang. 779 00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,800 Speaker 3: Oh do you know David Chang like Mama Fuku. 780 00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:51,000 Speaker 2: Yes, yes, there you go. I felt like that one 781 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,719 Speaker 2: was a bit of a risk because not everyone knows 782 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,799 Speaker 2: a celebrity chef. I have to remind myself that not 783 00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:59,600 Speaker 2: everyone is, you know, thinking about celebrity chefs. All. 784 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:02,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, But as someone who has had sardines for the 785 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:06,920 Speaker 3: first time a week ago, I'm a foodie. 786 00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:10,759 Speaker 2: Okay, what are you going to do? 787 00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:14,000 Speaker 3: What am I gonna do? Okay, I'm going to give 788 00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:18,640 Speaker 3: the okay, the trip to wine Country. 789 00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:22,480 Speaker 2: Wine Country, so I think we're talking, you know, Sonoma. 790 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,440 Speaker 3: My first thought was to give it to David Chang 791 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:31,680 Speaker 3: because as an appreciator of cuisine, he'll enjoy that. But 792 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,839 Speaker 3: I'm also starting to think now he probably like, has 793 00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:38,120 Speaker 3: a really refined palette and he'll probably get there and 794 00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:43,239 Speaker 3: be like this wine sucks. So maybe, so I want 795 00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:45,560 Speaker 3: to give it to someone who'll appreciate it, who doesn't 796 00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:48,680 Speaker 3: have such a refined palate. So I'm going to give 797 00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:52,479 Speaker 3: it to Michael Kane because do you think Michael Kane 798 00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:58,879 Speaker 3: is trash? Hey, you said it. I think he would 799 00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,800 Speaker 3: just appreciate the trip. 800 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:04,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, he seems like, you know, he's a dignified, older 801 00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:08,360 Speaker 2: gentleman who you know, British. Yeah, might appreciate a little 802 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:11,040 Speaker 2: trip to northern calif Napa. 803 00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:14,040 Speaker 3: What have you totally. And then I would give the 804 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:20,640 Speaker 3: role of quarters to David Chang, okay, because I think 805 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:26,759 Speaker 3: it would inspire him to make a dish. And then 806 00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:33,080 Speaker 3: I would give the stolen car to Angela Bassett because 807 00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:36,919 Speaker 3: she is on a TV show about stolen cars. 808 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,920 Speaker 2: That feels good, that feels like to me, Angela is 809 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,759 Speaker 2: almost method. And you know, you get caught in these 810 00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:47,280 Speaker 2: you know, network television shows that are probably fifty episodes 811 00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:50,560 Speaker 2: a season. You forget who what you're doing. Suddenly she's 812 00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:54,560 Speaker 2: got a stolen vehicles. It gets her back into it 813 00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,400 Speaker 2: revives her spirit for nine to one one. It's just 814 00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:00,560 Speaker 2: really doing her thing. And she probably that back to 815 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,520 Speaker 2: the next season and people say, have you seen the 816 00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:03,799 Speaker 2: latest season of nine to one one? 817 00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:04,360 Speaker 3: Angela? 818 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:09,040 Speaker 2: It's like the pilot episode. She's excited to be doing 819 00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:12,320 Speaker 2: whatever you do on nine one one again. Yeah, okay, 820 00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:14,520 Speaker 2: I think you played that very well. No one wins 821 00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:17,120 Speaker 2: or loses on Gift Master, and that's what's so beautiful 822 00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,360 Speaker 2: about it. You just come on. I mean, I guess 823 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:23,480 Speaker 2: Michael Kine lost a little bit because you implied at 824 00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:24,960 Speaker 2: he's trash again. 825 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,840 Speaker 3: You said you said it again? Kind of wild. 826 00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:35,359 Speaker 2: All I'm saying is that Michael Caine is trash, kind 827 00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:40,360 Speaker 2: of a tacky, tasteless man. We're moving on to the 828 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,800 Speaker 2: next and final part of the podcast, Jared. This is 829 00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:46,279 Speaker 2: called I Said No Emails people right into I Said 830 00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:48,960 Speaker 2: No Gifts at gmail dot com. Every one of them 831 00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:52,200 Speaker 2: has some situation that they've decided to involve me in. 832 00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:55,719 Speaker 2: They've decided to bring the guests into it. Their problems 833 00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:58,520 Speaker 2: are now our problems and we have to solve them. 834 00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,640 Speaker 2: Will you help me answer a question? I will okay, 835 00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:05,800 Speaker 2: this says deer Bridger and Treasured Guests. So this person 836 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:10,120 Speaker 2: is kind of already looking out for you. They're saying, 837 00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:13,319 Speaker 2: I live in Ontario, Canada, where we are saddled with 838 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:17,239 Speaker 2: shoveling snow on and off through the winter months. We 839 00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,759 Speaker 2: moved to a new town a year ago. This past winter, 840 00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:23,160 Speaker 2: one of our new neighbors, a retired gentleman with a snowblower, 841 00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:27,840 Speaker 2: voluntarily cleared everyone's driveway on the street whenever the snowfall 842 00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:30,399 Speaker 2: was particularly heavy heavy the way that. 843 00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:36,279 Speaker 3: I've already zoned out, well this is I'm like, oh, 844 00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,400 Speaker 3: pay attention, we are a third of the way through this. 845 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:45,160 Speaker 2: Ah this this man has plowed the snow about five times. 846 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:50,040 Speaker 5: You're giving me spark notes for it. This is a 847 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:56,000 Speaker 5: little empathy I have. This person said Gravity's rainbow as 848 00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,000 Speaker 5: they call me a treasure, and I can't even listen 849 00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:58,960 Speaker 5: to their story. 850 00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:00,720 Speaker 3: Anyway. 851 00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:03,280 Speaker 2: I thanked him for this a few times in person, 852 00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,160 Speaker 2: and towards the end of the season, left a thank 853 00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:07,520 Speaker 2: you card containing a twenty five dollars gift card to 854 00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:08,319 Speaker 2: the liquor. 855 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,200 Speaker 3: Store on his front porch. 856 00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:12,280 Speaker 2: Even though it's very hot and humid in odd Ontario 857 00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:15,520 Speaker 2: at the moment, I'm already anticipating and worrying about the 858 00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:21,000 Speaker 2: upcoming snow blowing slash gratitude situation. Assuming my neighbor clears 859 00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,879 Speaker 2: our driveway again this winter? Do I need to give 860 00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,319 Speaker 2: him another thank you card and gift doesn't matter how 861 00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,319 Speaker 2: many times he does it. Do you have any gift suggestions? 862 00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:31,640 Speaker 2: All I know about him is that he owns a boat, 863 00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:35,359 Speaker 2: likes to fish, and fusses around in his garage a lot. 864 00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:39,120 Speaker 2: Thanks in advance for your wisdom. Love the show that's 865 00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:43,920 Speaker 2: Jen in Ontario. Jen, what a situation we have on 866 00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:48,480 Speaker 2: our hands. With this email alone, You've bored Jared to death. 867 00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:54,400 Speaker 2: He took up some crocheting while I was breathing. 868 00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:56,040 Speaker 3: He's just had it. 869 00:46:56,320 --> 00:47:00,080 Speaker 2: Meanwhile, I'm so engaged with your question, and I'm look 870 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,799 Speaker 2: this snowblower. This guy sounds like he loves doing it. 871 00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:05,799 Speaker 2: The fact that you gave him anything is it was 872 00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:07,719 Speaker 2: a huge bonus to begin with. This sounds like a 873 00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:12,040 Speaker 2: hobby for this guy. He's I mean, doing the entire neighborhood. 874 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:12,880 Speaker 3: Is that what we're hearing. 875 00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:18,000 Speaker 2: Let's see everyone's driveway on the street. So I think 876 00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:22,160 Speaker 2: that this guy loves for him. The gift is getting 877 00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:25,600 Speaker 2: to do it at all. You don't have to thank him, 878 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,799 Speaker 2: You've already given him a twenty five dollars gift card 879 00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:30,960 Speaker 2: to the liquor store. I do think just the fact 880 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,080 Speaker 2: that you have a driveway at all is the little 881 00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,600 Speaker 2: thank you. If you were to, like say, would you 882 00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,759 Speaker 2: stop it, that would be a problem. But he loves 883 00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:40,400 Speaker 2: getting on that snowblower. Do you get on a snowblower? 884 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:45,120 Speaker 2: This guy's you driving a snowblower. Otherwise he's got great 885 00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:49,520 Speaker 2: calves and is pushing that thing up and down the neighborhood. Jared, 886 00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:55,040 Speaker 2: what do you think have you ever blown snow on 887 00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:58,080 Speaker 2: a driveway? I haven't shoveled snow. 888 00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:00,160 Speaker 3: I also have it. 889 00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:02,240 Speaker 2: It's the most miserable thing on the planet. 890 00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:05,040 Speaker 3: That's what I hear. I hear my parents. They tell 891 00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:07,759 Speaker 3: me all about like how they still live in New 892 00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:12,160 Speaker 3: York and they they their comedy career has never really 893 00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:19,280 Speaker 3: took off, so they stayed there. Oh my god, they're. 894 00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:22,200 Speaker 2: Still doing open mics and long eyvany. 895 00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:23,359 Speaker 3: They're at the creek in the cave. I'm like, guys, 896 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:32,080 Speaker 3: it's closed. It's not there anymore. They're like, where's the bucket. Yeah, 897 00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:35,040 Speaker 3: it's like it's really they my mom and like hurts 898 00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,439 Speaker 3: her back. So I'm always telling her. I'm like, get 899 00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:40,200 Speaker 3: on task rabbit and get someone to come do it. 900 00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,640 Speaker 3: They'll do it. They're happy to do it, Like same thing. 901 00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:44,480 Speaker 3: They're happy, like they're happy that you can give them, 902 00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,839 Speaker 3: give them some money, give them a little treat, and 903 00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:48,759 Speaker 3: they're they're great. You don't have to do it. You 904 00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:51,120 Speaker 3: can spare your back, you can just you can watch 905 00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:52,879 Speaker 3: them do it from the comfort of your home. 906 00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:56,520 Speaker 2: You've never done it as like a team where your 907 00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:59,000 Speaker 2: parents out there doing it and you were playing video games. 908 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:03,120 Speaker 3: My parents like famously never made us do chores. We 909 00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:07,359 Speaker 3: never had chores to do. And I remember like, I 910 00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:11,279 Speaker 3: uh never did laundry till college. And when I got 911 00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:12,600 Speaker 3: to college, everyone was. 912 00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:18,960 Speaker 6: Like, you've never done laundry. Oh my god, Drew, are 913 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:24,000 Speaker 6: you a baby? You've never doing gundry. 914 00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,680 Speaker 3: And I was like, oh my god, I've never done laundry. 915 00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:31,520 Speaker 3: This is so embarrassing. I'm such a bad person. I'm 916 00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,200 Speaker 3: never gonna be an adult on my own. How could 917 00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:37,640 Speaker 3: I ever figure out how to use a laundry machine. 918 00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:41,160 Speaker 3: I did it once, and I was like, this is it? 919 00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:46,360 Speaker 3: This is so fucking easy. You guys are so annoying. 920 00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:48,719 Speaker 2: And now no one does their lawn, you know what 921 00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:49,000 Speaker 2: I mean. 922 00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,280 Speaker 3: It's like just no one is even doing their laundry 923 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:53,520 Speaker 3: in college, like and they were like just living in 924 00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:56,879 Speaker 3: filth because I think because their parents were making them 925 00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:59,160 Speaker 3: do laundry all their lives, so they resented it. They's 926 00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:00,880 Speaker 3: not doing it. I mean, while I've never done it 927 00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:02,520 Speaker 3: once in my life, I'm a damn laundry star. 928 00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:08,560 Speaker 2: Doing the laundry truly is barely a task. Yeah, the folding. 929 00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:10,120 Speaker 3: Is the folding. We got to work on that, We 930 00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:10,719 Speaker 3: got to fix it. 931 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,040 Speaker 2: I mean, it's a it's an activity. But I don't 932 00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:16,080 Speaker 2: even I WoT even describe it quite as labor. It's 933 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:18,439 Speaker 2: you know, if you've got to spare half an hour, 934 00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:21,520 Speaker 2: you can fold your laundry. Yeah, yeah, And then the 935 00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:23,320 Speaker 2: rest is putting it in a machine and pushing a 936 00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,680 Speaker 2: I mean separating and putting in a machine and pushing. 937 00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:27,200 Speaker 3: You don't even have to separate it. 938 00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:30,120 Speaker 2: Well, you literally don't, is that thing? 939 00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:32,080 Speaker 3: You literally don't have to separate it. 940 00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:34,840 Speaker 2: The shirt, the gray shirt you're currently wearing, used to 941 00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:36,440 Speaker 2: be a pristine white. 942 00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:37,800 Speaker 3: It was actually purple. 943 00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:45,160 Speaker 2: At one point, back to poor Jen, she's you know, 944 00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:48,360 Speaker 2: she's been panicking all year. Jen, you know, make a 945 00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,600 Speaker 2: like let this guy do it. You know you can't 946 00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:53,840 Speaker 2: thank him every time. That's just going to ruin you financially. 947 00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:55,520 Speaker 2: And then at some point it's like, why aren't you 948 00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:57,480 Speaker 2: just paying someone to do it? Wait till the end 949 00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:01,280 Speaker 2: of the season and then show up with a baked good, 950 00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:04,480 Speaker 2: show up with or do an occasional baked good, or 951 00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:06,120 Speaker 2: at the end of the season, show up with like 952 00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,640 Speaker 2: I don't know, a bottle of wine or something, Thank 953 00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:12,600 Speaker 2: you so much, give him some nice gloves. I don't 954 00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:14,440 Speaker 2: know this guy's sick. 955 00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:19,480 Speaker 3: But I do understand the pressure around that, like you 956 00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:22,880 Speaker 3: want building, Like if I if I made the choice 957 00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:26,239 Speaker 3: to give a gift at the end every time he 958 00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,719 Speaker 3: snow blue? 959 00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:31,960 Speaker 2: What is the verb? I mean, what's the past snow? 960 00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:37,280 Speaker 3: But I would feel really like insecure about him, thinking 961 00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:41,640 Speaker 3: like wow, all winter, I've been snow blowing and she's 962 00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:44,759 Speaker 3: not going to give me anything. And I'd be like 963 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,839 Speaker 3: that would that would drive me nuts? That would drive 964 00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:48,279 Speaker 3: me nuts. Like one time I was with a group 965 00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:51,560 Speaker 3: of friends and like we were splitting a bill, and 966 00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,279 Speaker 3: for whatever reason, it was like they were just like 967 00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:56,759 Speaker 3: you just you just get the tip. Remember that was 968 00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:57,800 Speaker 3: like a thing for a while. 969 00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:01,640 Speaker 2: Splitting a bill will till the day I die caused 970 00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:02,920 Speaker 2: me so much anxiety. 971 00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:05,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, I like to I just don't even do right now. 972 00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,000 Speaker 3: I'm just like, let's just split it down. It's like 973 00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:09,240 Speaker 3: we'll split it. And then even if I got more, 974 00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:11,840 Speaker 3: I'm like, oho care, just we'll split it. That's fine, 975 00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,839 Speaker 3: Like you'll you'll get me later, you know. And then 976 00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:16,719 Speaker 3: I went on a date with a guy who was 977 00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:19,040 Speaker 3: so great and nice and just was simply not interested 978 00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,719 Speaker 3: in me, and his way of letting me know was 979 00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:24,719 Speaker 3: like needing to split the bill like exactly. I was like, 980 00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:26,520 Speaker 3: I got it, I got it. It's fine, And like 981 00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:28,719 Speaker 3: in my mind, I'm like, please, I know you don't 982 00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:30,560 Speaker 3: want to see me again, and I won't make you 983 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,919 Speaker 3: or even try, but please, just like, don't just don't 984 00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:36,759 Speaker 3: embarrass don't humiliate me on Lorimer Street right now? Can 985 00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,359 Speaker 3: you please just let me pay this bill? 986 00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:41,319 Speaker 2: It's eighty the waiter to think that we had a 987 00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:42,160 Speaker 2: great times. 988 00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:44,799 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, I just keep the forty dollars and 989 00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:47,799 Speaker 3: please just don't humiliate me. But he was like, and 990 00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,840 Speaker 3: he was just like you, I will have no financial 991 00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:55,919 Speaker 3: tie to you at any point. I was like, oh man, 992 00:52:56,080 --> 00:53:01,200 Speaker 3: even me so fast. It was vicious with this like 993 00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:02,840 Speaker 3: this mounting guilt. 994 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,560 Speaker 2: I think you just have to reframe it in your mind. 995 00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:06,799 Speaker 2: And you think, if he's mad at me for not 996 00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,560 Speaker 2: thanking him every time, that's his situation and he's going 997 00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:11,480 Speaker 2: to feel so stupid at the end of the season 998 00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:14,160 Speaker 2: when I give him a gift. Yeah, And you just 999 00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:18,360 Speaker 2: have to think, eventually, this person's gonna feel shame and 1000 00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:20,600 Speaker 2: then you own that and you feel great and it's empowering. 1001 00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:24,279 Speaker 3: There you go, and that's how you dumb somebody who's 1002 00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:24,719 Speaker 3: helping you. 1003 00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:31,640 Speaker 2: Jen, You've gotten a you know, perfect piece of advice, 1004 00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:36,279 Speaker 2: multiple pieces of advice here, and you can't ask for 1005 00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:38,480 Speaker 2: anything else. Now you have to start thinking about how 1006 00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:41,080 Speaker 2: to thank us. And so now you've got multiple people 1007 00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:43,719 Speaker 2: in your life. This is going to probably I don't 1008 00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:46,040 Speaker 2: want to say, I hate the only word I can 1009 00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:49,040 Speaker 2: currently think of. It feels like a pond, but it's 1010 00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:52,560 Speaker 2: going to snowball and it's going to just get bigger 1011 00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:56,359 Speaker 2: and bigger until it crushes you. And that's the risk 1012 00:53:56,440 --> 00:54:00,320 Speaker 2: you run when you write into this podcast a ruined life. 1013 00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:03,480 Speaker 3: Truly, Jared, this is. 1014 00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:07,080 Speaker 2: The end of the podcast. The listener is just learning this. 1015 00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:11,200 Speaker 2: You're just learning this. I need a minute to process this, 1016 00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:13,640 Speaker 2: I know, and so I'll give you twenty. We'll just 1017 00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:18,680 Speaker 2: stretch this out extended, kind of just slow exit from 1018 00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:22,440 Speaker 2: the podcast. I do have this gum now, I'll probably 1019 00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:25,040 Speaker 2: put it in my bag for the biggest emergency possible 1020 00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,640 Speaker 2: when all of my name brand gum goes out the window. 1021 00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:32,799 Speaker 2: I turned to Goldstein Peppermint. Yeah, you can buy some 1022 00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:38,840 Speaker 2: from Jared. It's forty five dollars a pack. Yeah, look, listener, Well, first, Jared, 1023 00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:41,640 Speaker 2: thank you for the gum. I should thank you first. 1024 00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:44,400 Speaker 2: I've had a wonderful time. I've made that very clear. 1025 00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:48,680 Speaker 2: And now I'm going to turn to the listener. 1026 00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:54,760 Speaker 3: This is and you only have one listener, is the thing, Cheryl. 1027 00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:00,319 Speaker 2: I'm leaving and you have no one left to uh 1028 00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:02,719 Speaker 2: talk to for the rest of the day. I know 1029 00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:05,640 Speaker 2: you kind of use this podcast as a back and forth. 1030 00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:10,719 Speaker 2: You speak while I'm speaking, and kind of that's fine. 1031 00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:14,600 Speaker 2: Eventually you're going to find someone else, and until then, 1032 00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:17,160 Speaker 2: you've gotten until next week to figure out your life. 1033 00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:20,439 Speaker 2: Get it together. I'm cheering for you. I'm always here 1034 00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:24,640 Speaker 2: for you. I'm your biggest cheerleader. This is the end 1035 00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:25,440 Speaker 2: of the podcast. 1036 00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:29,560 Speaker 3: Goodbye. 1037 00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:35,600 Speaker 2: I Said No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's 1038 00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:39,719 Speaker 2: produced and engineered by our dear friend Analyse Nelson, and 1039 00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:43,520 Speaker 2: the theme song is by miracle worker Amy Mann. You 1040 00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:48,120 Speaker 2: must follow the show on Instagram at I Said No Gifts. 1041 00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:50,960 Speaker 2: That's where you're going to see pictures of all these 1042 00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:52,440 Speaker 2: wonderful gifts I'm getting. 1043 00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:54,120 Speaker 3: You have to see the gifts. 1044 00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:59,360 Speaker 2: Listen and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher or wherever you 1045 00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:02,600 Speaker 2: found me, and why not leave a review while you're there. 1046 00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:05,840 Speaker 2: It's really the least you could do considering everything I 1047 00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:09,560 Speaker 2: do for you. And if you're interested in advertising on 1048 00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:13,200 Speaker 2: the show, go to mideral dot com slash ads. 1049 00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:21,720 Speaker 1: And I invited you, hear Gonta made myself perfectly clear. 1050 00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:28,080 Speaker 1: But you're a guest to my home. You gotta come 1051 00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:34,880 Speaker 1: to me empty and a sertain no guest. Your presences 1052 00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:41,200 Speaker 1: presents enough, and I already had too much stuff. So 1053 00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:44,239 Speaker 1: how did you dan to surbey me?