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Speaker 1: my dad's birthday. My dad's birthday is to day toolbox,

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Speaker 1: He has actually a really great dude. I don't even

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Speaker 1: your money. When you're betting money, you have to think

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Speaker 1: with your coach. Shut the up. Whoa from Florida. I'm

421
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Speaker 1: sorry about that, guess. And I watched Kansas struggle in

422
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Speaker 1: the mid part of the year, and I was like, man,

423
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Speaker 1: they're good, but I don't think they're renny. I don't

424
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Speaker 1: know if they're good enough to win it. I don't

425
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Speaker 1: know if they're good enough to win it all. So

426
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Speaker 1: I wanted to take my emotions out of it and

427
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Speaker 1: try to look at it. Desza place for Chattanooga. Bill self,

428
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Speaker 1: Bill self is amazing. Is he he's really a good

429
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Speaker 1: I would take if he would go to a ruble

430
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Speaker 1: with me, I'd get on the private jet right now.

431
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Speaker 1: But we got open my private Jets. We are going

432
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Speaker 1: to a rule by my friend. So, yes, I didn't

433
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Speaker 1: pick Kansas because I wanted to pick Kansas and I was.

434
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Speaker 1: You caught him with his pants as I did. Of

435
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Speaker 1: course I did. They're still that put your pants. It's

436
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,840
Speaker 1: back up, guys, and I can pay off the tease

437
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Speaker 1: if you're ready for you. Just don't bet just because

438
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Speaker 1: she's twenty dollars. Coach, it's twenty and you had no

439
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,280
Speaker 1: faith in your team and you can't admit it. Who

440
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Speaker 1: did you pick to win it all? Gonzaga non An,

441
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Speaker 1: they don't have a basketball team. If Sam Houston State

442
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Speaker 1: was in there, I would pick him to win the

443
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Speaker 1: whole one, Yes I would. So they were in it

444
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Speaker 1: like two years ago. You picked him to win it all. Absolutely,

445
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Speaker 1: I didn't know how. No, you didn't anywhere in it

446
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,400
Speaker 1: two years ago. That's a lie. They were not. You're

447
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Speaker 1: making that making you google last time, SAMs it was

448
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Speaker 1: in two three. I will go ahead and not google

449
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:36,440
Speaker 1: that and save our listeners. It was in two thousand three.

450
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Speaker 1: Trust me. I'm just saying it is hard every because

451
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Speaker 1: they're they're a top seed every year, so they're not

452
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Speaker 1: gonna win it every year. This could be the year

453
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Speaker 1: it couldn't pick them and you're dead last. I'm not

454
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Speaker 1: dead last. Your brother is deadly exactly, thank you. You

455
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Speaker 1: know it was in the bottom in this order, your brother.

456
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Speaker 1: What if everybody that's a batter's box, your cousin, me, me, oh,

457
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Speaker 1: you you. That's the thing. I watched Gonzaga and I

458
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:08,639
Speaker 1: was like, Kansas can't beat Gonzaga. I didn't think Kansas

459
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Speaker 1: could beat Gonzaga just looking at Gonzaga, and I didn't

460
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,960
Speaker 1: looking at Arkansas. You didn't think that either. I didn't

461
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Speaker 1: think Kansas could be in Arkansas. The Arkansas could be Gonzaga,

462
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:20,040
Speaker 1: and you thought nobody could be Gonzaga. And that's why

463
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Speaker 1: pick Gonzagata win it all, understand So, yes, I tried

464
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Speaker 1: to bet smartly because I want to win a lot

465
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Speaker 1: of picks. They were all wrong picks. It happens, you understand,

466
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Speaker 1: It happens a lot of the time. It's twenty dollars.

467
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Speaker 1: And I just feel like, if you're filling out a

468
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Speaker 1: bracket for fun, because it is for fun, it's twenty

469
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Speaker 1: dollars every year, I would have to pick Kansas to

470
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Speaker 1: win it. They're in it. They're not in it. Every year.

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Speaker 1: They're in every single year, every single dollars. There's people

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Speaker 1: right now working on forty. They're not filling out brackets.

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Speaker 1: The better because everybody brackets. Everybody fills out brackets. Some

474
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Speaker 1: people just do it for fun. Well, yeah, I get that.

475
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, if you're doing it for fun,

476
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Speaker 1: you for sure for sure does. One of my teachers

477
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 1: was a woman in high school and she had people

478
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Speaker 1: fell out the women's bracket. She like she just wanted

479
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Speaker 1: to be contrary to everybody, and I think like maybe

480
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Speaker 1: two kids, like on one side of it, it was

481
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Speaker 1: like two hundred people in the pool, and she's like, hey, everybody,

482
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Speaker 1: I'm doing the women's bracket. Usually a lot of people

483
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Speaker 1: sign up, and it'd be like one or two kids

484
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Speaker 1: will signed up on the swore Losers facebook page they have,

485
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:27,360
Speaker 1: they did a women's bracket. I think eight people got

486
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Speaker 1: in or something like that. But she was trying to

487
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Speaker 1: prove a play and like two kids from drama club

488
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Speaker 1: signed up. It's like those commercials, those commercials that they

489
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Speaker 1: have about oh you know there's women athlete for the

490
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Speaker 1: athletes are women. You never see it. And my wife

491
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Speaker 1: this weekend was watching because those are such good commercials,

492
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Speaker 1: I said, and I though my wife when I said,

493
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Speaker 1: they're terrible because you know what, they didn't show the

494
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Speaker 1: woman athlete. If you want to show that was their point, Dumbo,

495
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Speaker 1: you didn't see it because they don't get shown. Okay,

496
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Speaker 1: so that's the whole point is a commercial. So if

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Speaker 1: you want to show them, show them in your commercial,

498
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Speaker 1: because I'm not gonna go search that clip that you whatever.

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Speaker 1: You don't want you to go because they have a

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Speaker 1: QR cod QR code coach, I think that QR code

501
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Speaker 1: is scanned. You buy a buick. That's a great question.

502
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Speaker 1: Does it take you to the highlight? No, I'm not

503
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Speaker 1: gonna do it. Come on, I'm not gonna let them

504
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 1: beat me. I am not gonna let them. We're gonna

505
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:25,879
Speaker 1: get a tab that flies up and says you actually

506
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 1: clicked on the QR code. Holy hell, we weren't prepared

507
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Speaker 1: for this. This goes to nowhere. I sorry about that.

508
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Speaker 1: Do you like my father in law? He will mute

509
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Speaker 1: every commercial because he doesn't want someone telling him what

510
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 1: to buy. Smart I don't do that. I just changed

511
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Speaker 1: the channel a lot of the times. But when there's

512
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Speaker 1: only one game on the commercials. Actually watched the commercials

513
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Speaker 1: because the games on. But can I please pay off? Yea,

514
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 1: go ahead, go ahead? Um, we got betters. This is

515
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Speaker 1: gonna be sad, so I'm playing the piano music. But

516
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Speaker 1: how easy you could have put down twenty five dollars?

517
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Speaker 1: We talked about twenty dollars. This is twenty five dollars

518
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Speaker 1: and you could have one forty three thousand. You want

519
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,400
Speaker 1: to hear how easy it is? Yeah, you just had

520
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 1: to pick the four final four teams. Now listen to

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00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,119
Speaker 1: these four teams. We all know them, but let me

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Speaker 1: just say them Kansas, didn't we say they're the easiest quad? Okay,

523
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 1: so how easy was that to pick? Boom? There's that

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Speaker 1: one duke? How many times have we said it was

525
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 1: picture perfect for coach k to end on a win. Sure,

526
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:27,159
Speaker 1: but based on their based on their season there you

527
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Speaker 1: wouldn't have ever thought. But were there are enough things

528
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,639
Speaker 1: out there being said that coach K is gonna win

529
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Speaker 1: Duke in the final four? There's two of them that

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Speaker 1: were simple Villanova, They're a blue blood. No one talked

531
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Speaker 1: about him at all during the season. They're so good.

532
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 1: They're just quiet. They're quiet. No one talks about it

533
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 1: about fundamental. They're like the Spurs. That's what Villanova is.

534
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 1: They do everything right there boring, but they win games.

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00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:53,439
Speaker 1: Don't see to Spurs. Okay, so there's three of the teams.

536
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 1: Now here's the final one. Here is this one North Carolina.

537
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 1: But think about it. They beat Duke, they were on

538
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 1: a role. Then they beat did they beat Virginia Tech?

539
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 1: First year coach? Did you did you know Virginia Tech

540
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,720
Speaker 1: won the a SEC title? Rap? Dumb? Did you say?

541
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 1: Did you see what seed number that North Carolina had

542
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 1: by their name? Nine? Eight? Do you know how often

543
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:19,159
Speaker 1: the eight seed makes the Final four? Never? Never, never?

544
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 1: So out of those why it's four teams. Three of

545
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 1: them were simple one of them. One of them you

546
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 1: had to go in a little bit of a limb

547
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 1: and say they played awesome. And I would like to

548
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Speaker 1: know on the ESPN brackets, tell you how many had

549
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 1: the final four correct? I would belt one zero zero

550
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Speaker 1: people zero, because there's no way people had Duke and

551
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: North Carolina in it. There's no way unless you're just

552
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 1: a North Carolina homer, like you're a twelve year old

553
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 1: kid that loves everything intheina have Duke? Why would you

554
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 1: call out our twelve year old listeners, Carolina seven year

555
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 1: old kid out there. Man, you guys are eight. Don't

556
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 1: know people that just fill out brackets. They don't use logic,

557
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 1: just use Oh. I like this team. My mom she

558
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 1: picks the Catholic schools to go far. But St. Peter's

559
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 1: then all the way PI. Right, That's what I mean.

560
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 1: Things like that's how people like your fourteen year old

561
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 1: son is leading my family bracket. He knows nothing about basketball.

562
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 1: If Duke loses, my son wins the whole thing. But

563
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 1: they have to lose this one. They have to lose

564
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 1: this one. Oh, they can't go to the championship. They're

565
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 1: gonna be North Carolina. Cody has Kansas and he has

566
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Speaker 1: Kansas Kansas. That'll that'll be, that'll scratch Kansas win Yourn.

567
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 1: But I mean he's up by eight points or whatever.

568
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 1: Right now, it's just that one more. How does he feeling?

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Speaker 1: Has he thought about calling Cody and asking him for

570
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:46,120
Speaker 1: a split the pot. I will tell him that today.

571
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 1: I haven't even talked about that. I gave you that

572
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 1: idea about that was cal Kata though coach. Still same

573
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 1: thing across is all platforms and now the question is

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Speaker 1: if you're Cody, who's a grown adult with a child

575
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Speaker 1: and a wife. If a fourteen year though calls you

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Speaker 1: up and says, hey, man like, would you split the

577
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Speaker 1: pot with me? Random? Cody, what do you mean split up? Like?

578
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 1: Man Like, let's not even let the final four play out.

579
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,239
Speaker 1: Let's just right down the side that we both get

580
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 1: half the winnings. If you're a random kick, Cody, do

581
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 1: you do that? Or you tell that fourteen year old, no,

582
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 1: you win it all? Who is this again? I like

583
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Speaker 1: Cody with Duke. I would stick with that one. I mean,

584
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 1: they got to be a I know, I'm not saying

585
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 1: about liking Duke. I'm about saying a fun kid random.

586
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 1: He's Cody, so he loves this Duke pick right now?

587
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 1: He would tell that fourteen year old to get lost

588
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, if you're Cody, just chill with Duke. Therefore,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think they're gonna roll Caroline. Are they

590
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,480
Speaker 1: the favorite? Yea? Or Kansas is the favorite? What I'm

591
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 1: talking about in the game, Duke has to be the favorite.

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00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 1: Duke's a favorite. But let me see, so you're talking

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Speaker 1: future to win it all? It's Duke. I think it's

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Speaker 1: Duke in North Carolina are the two favorites. How's Kansas

595
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 1: not one of the favres. Duke is Let's just say

596
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 1: two times your money or Duke is one and a

597
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 1: half times your money. Kansas is two times your money.

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00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 1: North Carolina is five times your money. Villanova is six

599
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: times your money. I I believe the favorite would be

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Speaker 1: the winner of the Duke North Carolina game is the favorite.

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Speaker 1: They've looked the most impressive to me, those two teams

602
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 1: in the tournament, in the tournament, right in the tournament,

603
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 1: but overall better team. I think it's Kansas. I think

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00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 1: Kansas can hang with him, but we have to get

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00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:22,239
Speaker 1: by Villanova, which I think we can. We can. And

606
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 1: I look at it as like, man, these get teams

607
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 1: are on beatle, but I'm like, well, Michigan State hung

608
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 1: with Duke. They're not unbeaten. They're not. I mean, I'm

609
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 1: telling you, Duke had a lot of holes in them.

610
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 1: Right now. It's all momentum, but that's all it is.

611
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 1: They looked awesome against Arkansas, like Arkansas didn't. Just looked

612
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 1: out classed in that game. Arkansas couldn't shoot, they were

613
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 1: they never have and it showed that game. They couldn't shoot.

614
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 1: It was a bad game. They were out class Duke.

615
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 1: Everything was just rolling right, and it was it was God.

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00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 1: That's another thing, boys, it's all. It all depends on

617
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 1: the ball rolling right. That's it is that it that's it.

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00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 1: Man Like Duke looks great. But they can miss all

619
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 1: their shots. They can miss all well, not all of them.

620
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 1: They can miss most of their shots and not have

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Speaker 1: a chance. They can lose by twenty. I mean, Kansas

622
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 1: can lose it any minute. If the ball doesn't go in,

623
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 1: it just doesn't go in. And you can quote me

624
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,959
Speaker 1: and I'll hang up and listen, Ray, I want to

625
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: see did you want this one? And listen, I'll be

626
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 1: doing well. I'm very curious. Uh yes, yes, yes, that

627
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 1: was my curiosity right there. What are you talking about?

628
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Speaker 1: I was fillibustring. So the I want to see box

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Speaker 1: score with Duke because ban Chero was shooting out of

630
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 1: his mind because he's been on fire, and I don't

631
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 1: know what how is it? I don't know how you

632
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 1: can pronounce it? Right? I mean he's shooting fifty percent.

633
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 1: He lights out and now does the week off cool

634
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:58,239
Speaker 1: him off? That's what that's that's what's so crazy? Lights out?

635
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 1: Yes it is, especially when you're shooting up double digit.

636
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 1: I mean that doesn't sound very good, but I guess

637
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 1: you're right. I mean, it's not missing half of your shots. Well.

638
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 1: In baseball, if you get a hit on your hits,

639
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 1: you're doing amazing. Here, or try to hit it fastball exactly? What? Okay? What?

640
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 1: What are what are here? We shot at three pointer

641
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 1: home here? But what do you have a more likely

642
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 1: chance of doing hit a three pointer scoring two points

643
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 1: in an NBA game? Okay? Okay? I would get blocked

644
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 1: and do I have to dribble? It doesn't matter here.

645
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna give you the three scenarrows, and

646
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 1: I want to know the one you you think is

647
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 1: more likely to happen. You get a hundred pitches to

648
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 1: put a ball in play in Major League Baseball, to

649
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 1: put a ball in play fair ball, fair ball, and

650
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 1: there's there players out there. It's gotta get on first.

651
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 1: Just put it in play fair ball. Oh, not even

652
00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 1: get on first, put it in play. Make two boys

653
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 1: the NBA game. Or you get five carries to get

654
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: five yards in the NFL, five carries to get five

655
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:12,840
Speaker 1: definitely don't all carry the same way. The five carries

656
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 1: for five yards is the dumbest thing. The hundred pitches

657
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 1: is very easy. The basketball ye to get two points

658
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,959
Speaker 1: would be very very different. My first carry, I'm gonna

659
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 1: lose fifteen yards. So what if I lose thirty yards

660
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 1: and fumble? What does that? And then and then getting

661
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 1: to an NBA coaches, I'm not gonna get a shot off.

662
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:36,879
Speaker 1: There's no way I'm going to get a shot off.

663
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 1: And yet, Eddie, just to backtrack, would you say in

664
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 1: percentages and stuff like that, Yeah, it's just how the

665
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 1: ball rolls. I mean, North Carolina couldn't miss. Well, they

666
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 1: were only shooting Holy crap, they weren't even shooting that

667
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:53,400
Speaker 1: great for St. Peter's whatever. North Carolina sucks because mannequain't

668
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 1: gonna go four or six from the three point line. Good, No,

669
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 1: they're not. So I'm just said, there's the other guy's

670
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,359
Speaker 1: really good arts. Sorry, I had I had the scenario wrong.

671
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 1: Hundred attempts each? When did you get this from? Somewhere?

672
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 1: Got it from? You get a hundred attempts at each,

673
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,879
Speaker 1: which would be easiest to accomplish it again, you get

674
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 1: a hundred attempts eat okay, two points in an NBA game,

675
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 1: so you get a hundred shot. That'd be simple. Hit

676
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:22,760
Speaker 1: a fair ball in Major League Baseball, get five plus

677
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 1: yards on a carry in the NFL because a fair

678
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 1: ball you can literally just bunt. I don't think. I

679
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 1: don't think you can bunk the ball. I don't think

680
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 1: I think you could put your bat out there to

681
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:37,239
Speaker 1: bunt it. One hundred what about a hundred attempts in

682
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 1: a game. I would hope to god you can go

683
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 1: one percent and make one shot. But the NFL. Five

684
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 1: yards on a carry absolutely not happening because on the

685
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:50,360
Speaker 1: first carry, I'm dead. You have a hundred carries. Yeah,

686
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: you're not getting five yards. Do you mean you said,

687
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:55,719
Speaker 1: do you have a full bat? You have to get

688
00:35:55,760 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 1: five yards on a single carry getting Hey wait, hold

689
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 1: on there. If you have good blockers and a fullback,

690
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 1: they can open up a hole the size of Texas. Yeah,

691
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,479
Speaker 1: so there goes your five yards, which was it's easy.

692
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 1: I would say the football, but you're saying that it

693
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. It doesn't matter how big that hole is.

694
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 1: Those holes are big for for NFL running backs and

695
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 1: they don't get five yards because it closes like that.

696
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 1: You slow is molasses. Eddie wouldn't even get one foot

697
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 1: in that hole before your head is the three from

698
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:33,399
Speaker 1: your bodym hole will be wide open until your slow

699
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 1: ask gets there. There's gonna close the real So what

700
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 1: would you pick? Right, I'm going the hits. I mean,

701
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 1: I've seen eighty miles and i haven't seen ninety. But

702
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:46,759
Speaker 1: I've definitely seen But I get it. But I'm just saying,

703
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,320
Speaker 1: have you seen the movement of a great Maddox curveball?

704
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 1: Are they throwing a hundred curveballs? That wasn't part of

705
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:54,360
Speaker 1: the equation. They could pitch whatever I can do, that

706
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,360
Speaker 1: would be the hardest. So then basketball is easiest. You

707
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,400
Speaker 1: get a hundred shots. Coach, you got I mean you

708
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: got shock block in the room him, Well, he can't goltend.

709
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 1: So it's the one guy that's on you. I mean,

710
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:08,280
Speaker 1: you just have to hope that somehow someone gets slowly.

711
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 1: You can take any shot. You can take a jump,

712
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:11,720
Speaker 1: or you can take get three, can get a layout.

713
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:13,840
Speaker 1: You have to hope someone is slow getting back on

714
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 1: defense or they double off of you and by the

715
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:18,919
Speaker 1: time they close out, you're able to throw the ball

716
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,359
Speaker 1: up at the hoop. That's it. That's the only way.

717
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,880
Speaker 1: You're not getting offensive rebound and a putback. You're not

718
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:28,240
Speaker 1: driving in the lane. It's gonna be a oh holy crap.

719
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 1: But that's the easiest. What stands out as the baseball

720
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 1: one because you're not playing a game. It's literally a

721
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 1: picture in you and all you're trying to do is

722
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 1: get it between first and third. Right. It's almost the

723
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 1: same thing with tennis. Do you think you'd be so

724
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 1: easy to do the tennis thing? And I've seen people

725
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,839
Speaker 1: do that before and it's impossible, exactly. That's and that

726
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 1: was my exact response to my brother and my dad

727
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:50,360
Speaker 1: and chest Day was I saw Andy Roddick serve in person,

728
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 1: and I that tells me you cannot hit a baseball

729
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 1: because he moved it all over and he would put

730
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 1: it where you want. You would think, okay, he hit

731
00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:58,680
Speaker 1: it over here this time, and then he would put

732
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 1: it on the other side, and the spin and the

733
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 1: movement on it, you had no chance what So they

734
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:07,920
Speaker 1: picked baseball. My brother was like, oh baseball for or

735
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:09,839
Speaker 1: maybe a chest Day was talking about baseball. I think

736
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 1: everyone else pick basketball. Oh it's basketball for sure. You

737
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 1: wouldn't get a shot off. They block every one of

738
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 1: your shots. Well, I'm not gonna hit a baseball. I'll

739
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,399
Speaker 1: guarantee you that. The problem with the basketball is it's

740
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 1: during an NBA game. Like you understand, everyone's playing fast hard.

741
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 1: There are three times your size. You're not gonna getness

742
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,359
Speaker 1: is a lot more than you're not going to get

743
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 1: a shot. But that I think is the easiest one

744
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 1: of the three. It's the easiest one. But Eddie's right,

745
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 1: that guy is gonna be on you. I mean he's

746
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 1: gonna block anything everything. So it's not the matter of

747
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,240
Speaker 1: making it. You're not even getting it up. He's blocking

748
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 1: the craft. You're better chances baseball. Say, baseball, you don't

749
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 1: have somebody blocking you. You at least get a hundred chances.

750
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,400
Speaker 1: And basketball you're gonna get swatted into the third football,

751
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 1: like you said, the whole starts big, but closed up

752
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 1: real quick. When you get there would be like Eddie,

753
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 1: it was wide open. But you like, we're walking about

754
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 1: the basketball. I pump fake, they their feet and then

755
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 1: you flop. He flops. He gets the two free throws.

756
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 1: I got you got your ass. Hey, speaking of Andy Roddick,

757
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 1: did you see the video he posted he did this

758
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 1: video of of like how to uh tennis players out there.

759
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 1: This is how you can get frustrated throw your racket

760
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,839
Speaker 1: without getting thrown out of the game or getting penalized.

761
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 1: So he says, so he basically got his tennis Rackety's like,

762
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:30,280
Speaker 1: there's a way to throw your racket down like you're piste,

763
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 1: but not have it pop up and hit someone, or

764
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,720
Speaker 1: don't throw it at someone. So he angled the racket

765
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 1: to where it's like flat, and he threw it as

766
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 1: hard as he could and it just literally just bounced

767
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 1: up like a foot. He's like, look perfect, You're not

768
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 1: gonna hurt anyone. And then he gets a tennis ball.

769
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 1: The trick with a tennis ball, yeah, hit it, you're

770
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 1: piste off right, don't hit it straight, and he nails

771
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: it and hits a tree like thirty yards in front

772
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 1: of him, right in the middle of it. It's like

773
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 1: that tree could be a spectator. Dude. It was unbelievable.

774
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 1: It was unbelievable. He really was just kind of show

775
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 1: you what's up a rod here. There's been a lot

776
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 1: of controversy over the last month. I'm gonna save all

777
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,799
Speaker 1: the players a lot of drama and teach you how

778
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,359
Speaker 1: to throw a racket without getting in trouble. For as

779
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: many fits and as many tantrums as I threw regrettably

780
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 1: during my career, I actually got one point penalty and

781
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 1: that was the max throughout my career. So digest that

782
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 1: how you need to. But when throwing a racket, it's

783
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 1: beneficial to throw it face down, so like this right,

784
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,919
Speaker 1: it doesn't go anywhere. You're not gonna hit anyone. It'll

785
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,880
Speaker 1: land in like a little circle of like four ft

786
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 1: right when you hit a ball at someone, or when

787
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 1: you hit a ball out of anger, hit it up

788
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 1: like that. I's not gonna hit anyone hard. Don't hit

789
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 1: it like this. You can hit someone to throw it

790
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 1: if you do that racket one more time down not out.

791
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:55,239
Speaker 1: That's all hilarious. But dude, he nailed that tree thirty

792
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,840
Speaker 1: yards away. He nailed with the ball, and then he

793
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,520
Speaker 1: nailed it with the racket like the act. You're just see.

794
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 1: Dude still got it. And I can tell you that

795
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 1: was one take. He literally did that in one taking

796
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 1: nail to every single time. That's pretty fun. Did you

797
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 1: try to take Uh? I stood right next to it

798
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:13,239
Speaker 1: and I saw the ball just move in ways that

799
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, you're never hitting that big show.

800
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 1: You're never hitting that. It started in one direction and

801
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 1: then kind of moved, yes, and you put your racket

802
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: there and it would miss it by three feet like

803
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:26,279
Speaker 1: it was just like what the like? Right right? I

804
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 1: mean there was just there's no I wasn't part of

805
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:33,799
Speaker 1: the show. May you remember with Carlos tim Yea who

806
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: it was bones right, and he never did even one No, no,

807
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 1: didn't even get I mean helmet on right, helmet everything,

808
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 1: because it was just like it was that awesome. It

809
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 1: was the movement and the placement of the ball. He

810
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 1: didn't even touch, not even by sticking the racket out. No,

811
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 1: he would just to move I mean, I mean just

812
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 1: stick the racket. Some of the times the ball would

813
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 1: be by him before he could move the racket. Wow.

814
00:41:58,440 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 1: That I'm just telling you that's why I don't think

815
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 1: baseball and I watched Greg Maddox, that these professional hitters

816
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,719
Speaker 1: couldn't even get near Greg Maddox's ball. What makes me

817
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 1: think out of a hundred tries, I'm gonna get up there,

818
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna luckily get one. Why the Greg Maddox reference,

819
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 1: Because I think he's one of the greatest pitchers. They

820
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 1: needed a shout out. He's had a tough go of it.

821
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 1: He's special to me. Now exact, there is a big

822
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 1: so who's gonna win the national titles? It only took

823
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 1: you half of marge madness to come on over. I

824
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 1: didn't want to go there. I didn't, but I think

825
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 1: they will win the whole thing. No Gonzaga getting knocked out,

826
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 1: the U c l As, the Arizonas. That made me

827
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 1: look smarter than I am. I didn't know those teams,

828
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,240
Speaker 1: they were the variables. I didn't really watched any of them.

829
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 1: I love the North Carolina story. That's great. It's cute,

830
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:49,359
Speaker 1: right North Carolina. Did you see their coach crying? Did

831
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 1: you see Hubert Davis crying? I think didn't see that,

832
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 1: but I was gonna ask you, though, what is Roy

833
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 1: Williams feeling? Because they showed him as all that was

834
00:42:57,719 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 1: going down. Not happy, said announcer said how he feels.

835
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 1: He goes, you're just sitting the stands and you're a bystander.

836
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 1: You don't feel like you have any effect in the game.

837
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 1: He said, it's the hardest thing. He said, it's harder

838
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 1: sitting in the stands than it was actually coaching. Well,

839
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 1: he doesn't have anything to do with it, obviously, but

840
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 1: at the same time, he tried to get them to

841
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 1: that level. You know, in the last three or four years,

842
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 1: I wasn't able to do it. I think Roy Williams

843
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 1: is sitting there going damn, I left too early. I

844
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 1: don't think Roy Williams would have put him in that place. Well,

845
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 1: I know that because they were bad last year and

846
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:33,359
Speaker 1: then pretty much the same players. I think he was like, man,

847
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 1: we're not gonna be very good next year. I'm out,

848
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 1: Like I'm out. I don't want to go down. I

849
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 1: don't want to just keep losing and losing and losing

850
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 1: and so. And that's why in North Carolina was bad.

851
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 1: The first half of the season, they were bad, and

852
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:46,920
Speaker 1: all of a sudden something switched. They I don't know

853
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,359
Speaker 1: what Hubert Davis did. I don't know he's I mean,

854
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:52,399
Speaker 1: him crying says a lot. Of what he did says

855
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 1: a lot. And he took over a blue blood. So

856
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 1: it's a tough role to get into, it really is.

857
00:43:57,080 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 1: It's tough to follow the legend, right, but he's still

858
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 1: took over an amazing program. One of the most started

859
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:05,880
Speaker 1: in American history. If you would step into that place,

860
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: they would not be what's more posative? Hey, what's more positive?

861
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,879
Speaker 1: You're stepping into the role as North Carolina or a Duke,

862
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 1: or a Kentucky or a Kansas, or you're for St. Peter's.

863
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 1: You're that dude going into work every day where you

864
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 1: have a gym next door and you have little kids

865
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 1: swimming at your practice. Pressure less pressure. But but I mean,

866
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 1: he never saw an end in sight. But there's no

867
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 1: way in hell any of us three could go into

868
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 1: North Carolina with those players and coach them because I'm

869
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 1: not a coach. I mean, there's there's no way Hubert

870
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 1: Davis could come in. He actually was the broadcast. You

871
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 1: never mom, come in and do what we do. Come on.

872
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,799
Speaker 1: But I mean, yeah, he took over an amazing school. Yeah,

873
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 1: that's cool. He did. He turned him around. He for sure.

874
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 1: There's talent all over the I mean last year they

875
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 1: were fourteen and nineteen. No, that's good. But like the

876
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 1: Duke guy, when the assistant takes over, we'll be like,

877
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:56,839
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I can't believe what he did. Duke

878
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:58,959
Speaker 1: will be out of the picture for a few years.

879
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:02,719
Speaker 1: But the they have the top three recruits next year

880
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 1: going to Duke next year, but then after that, but

881
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 1: there's anyone gonna want to go. But they committed to

882
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 1: him and not Coach K. So the fact that they

883
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 1: still committed to Duke even though Coach K is gonna

884
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 1: be gone. Who's the dude, John Shire? He was a

885
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 1: former player. For anything about him, I don't know anything

886
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 1: about him. I know he played for Coach K back

887
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 1: in the day. He does all the interviews. Coach K

888
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 1: is starting to do the I thought about you guys,

889
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:30,359
Speaker 1: because now Coach K, I don't know if they made

890
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,640
Speaker 1: him or what. Hey coaches Final four, like you know,

891
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:34,840
Speaker 1: we're he's like a lead eight man. I need to

892
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 1: get my spotlight just and they did. And guess what

893
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 1: they showed Coach K and his stupid ass wife walking

894
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 1: through the medalid. His wife, what does she have to

895
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 1: do with it? I was hoping he's gonna slap me.

896
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:50,279
Speaker 1: But she can remove the mask. The CDC has said

897
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 1: you can remove masks and he can put a smile on.

898
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: He only is gonna be making that walk one or

899
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 1: two more times when he smiles, he looks weird. Oh sorry,

900
00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: I was on the wrong year. They were eighteen eleven

901
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:03,959
Speaker 1: last year it was year before. Um, guys with Duke,

902
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:06,799
Speaker 1: I did want to say this um that says with

903
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 1: the recruits, people aren't going there for Coach K. He's

904
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:13,839
Speaker 1: still gonna be good. They go there for Duke. If

905
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 1: but they have if they have a couple of down years,

906
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 1: then it's in trouble. I hear you. And what did

907
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:25,920
Speaker 1: I want to say, Duke? Coach wife winning, losing smile, masks, philibus.

908
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 1: You gotta coach keep going? You got it? Uh? Duke?

909
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 1: Oh not fun? Yeah? Watching that? Can you imagine going

910
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:35,919
Speaker 1: to practice every day with Coach K? Dude? For how

911
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 1: can you imagine? I've we've all had sucky coaches. How

912
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 1: terrible is it to go? Who would you rather go

913
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,879
Speaker 1: to practice with the St. Peter's guy who's awesome in cool,

914
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:47,760
Speaker 1: great attitude, he's got swag or Coach K a drill

915
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 1: sergeant dude. Those players have been through miserable situations. One

916
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 1: of them is gonna make you better. I think they're

917
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:58,360
Speaker 1: both gonna be better. That would I bet Coach K

918
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 1: just reems guys at practice. I'm not saying what she's

919
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 1: gonna make you better, and then well, you're going to

920
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:04,360
Speaker 1: coach K because you think, Okay, I'm going to the

921
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 1: NBA if I go to Coach K, I'm going to

922
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 1: the NBA. If I go to Shanin Holloway Over at St. Peter's,

923
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:13,760
Speaker 1: no one knew who he knew who he was coach

924
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 1: wise until this tournament he's out of there. No one

925
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 1: has that decision. You're not saying do I go to

926
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 1: Duke or do I go to St. Peter's. You're going

927
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 1: to St. Peter's because you can't go to Duke. But

928
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:26,320
Speaker 1: I'm just but I'm just saying, so Duke, the players

929
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 1: talk about a relief when this season is over, they

930
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 1: win it or not. Couch K's out of there. Do

931
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 1: you think they ever laugh at practice? Yeah? I mean

932
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 1: I bet Coach K has that run so tight compared

933
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:41,839
Speaker 1: to other teams I've been. I mean, same with Tom Iszo.

934
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:43,839
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to be a player for him. I mean,

935
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 1: is it looks fun a little bit funner? But does

936
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 1: Coach K look show any signs of an enjoyable He

937
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:51,440
Speaker 1: doesn't look like he's I don't see music and practice

938
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 1: you got the jam's going down. I'll tell you who

939
00:47:54,760 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 1: looks fun Yeah, no, the Miami head coach. What the

940
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,400
Speaker 1: hell coach? He needs to be in a retirement. But

941
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 1: he was funny. No, Lara Nega is his name. He

942
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 1: was funny one time. But Gumble had to cut him off.

943
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 1: He was chalking to interview. That was so awkward. That

944
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 1: was so Awkwardly, it was another night. They asked him

945
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 1: a question. They're interviewing him at a halftime of the game.

946
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 1: The the Thursday Night Games, right or was it Thursday

947
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 1: Night Games or no, No, it was Saturday game. You know,

948
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 1: it was Saturday Night Games, talking about playing in the

949
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 1: Elite eight, and they asked him a question and he

950
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 1: starts to answer it, and Gumble goes, all right, man,

951
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 1: well thanks for coming on, and he's like, what, I

952
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 1: didn't even like I was in the middle. He was

953
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 1: literally starting his sentence to answer the question and they

954
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 1: had to kick it back to the action. Dang it,

955
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 1: I needed a cliff. You don't have it. Dang it,

956
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 1: I mean I would. I was relying on somebody to

957
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,880
Speaker 1: post it. It was. It was pretty fun. It was

958
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 1: just like so awkward and weird. And he kind of

959
00:48:57,680 --> 00:48:59,840
Speaker 1: looked around, like, what do you like about him. You

960
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 1: think he's funny. Yeah, I think he's funny. I think

961
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 1: he seems like a fun guy. Like he was like

962
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 1: they were asking him, hey, how do you you know

963
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 1: stop Kansas like they keep getting fast break and he goes,

964
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 1: what did you tell your team in that time? And

965
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:11,920
Speaker 1: he's like, I told him you gotta run faster, guys,

966
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:14,319
Speaker 1: like it's a race, Like just run faster, that's it.

967
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:16,440
Speaker 1: He was like, there's no wasn't funny. Though he didn't

968
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:19,319
Speaker 1: say that in a joking way. He's like, but that's

969
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 1: what because he kept saying that, here we go. Greg

970
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 1: Gumble literally had to cut off Jim Larenega because he

971
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,319
Speaker 1: and Charles Barkley wouldn't stop talking. What a legend and

972
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:33,359
Speaker 1: chuck your golfer. Have you ever heard of Bob Rotella. Oh,

973
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 1: he's one of the greatest psychologists ever. Coach, Thank you

974
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:42,799
Speaker 1: so much. We appreciate being The second half is coming up.

975
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 1: We can continue to talk after this. Good luck to

976
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 1: you and maybe we'll see in New Orleans. I watched

977
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:52,760
Speaker 1: it live. It was die laughing broadcast. You know what happened.

978
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:55,799
Speaker 1: The producer was like, dude, we got to got to

979
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 1: go to break dude, there's nothing he could have done

980
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 1: about it. That sucks right to everybody else besides us.

981
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 1: He looked like a d Yeah, it looked hilarious because

982
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 1: he was little in the middle of answering the guy's questions.

983
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 1: They were having the most pointless conversation. It looks like

984
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 1: Greg's just like, guys, guys, enough of this. We gotta

985
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:14,839
Speaker 1: go to this guy. Do you like Nascar? What are

986
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 1: you talking about? Jim Nagan thought the interview was going good.

987
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: He was trying to be funny and stuff, and then

988
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 1: he just straight gets cut off and then show his reaction.

989
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 1: He's like, uh, okay, he's buttered about it. You know

990
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 1: who does look fun is Bill Self? Yea more enjoyable

991
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,800
Speaker 1: than coach k yeahah, I mean I get it. Bruce Pearl,

992
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 1: absolutely no doubt. He's coaches and they're getting trouble for violations.

993
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 1: You know, they like doing it risky and fun like Sarkeesian.

994
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:46,799
Speaker 1: Sarkeesian and football. They said at halftime, he'd go choke

995
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 1: some beers and then go back out of the second half, Like,

996
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:51,000
Speaker 1: I mean, that's probably a fun coat like that catcher

997
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 1: for Texas. Oh yeah, I wonder if he's back on

998
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 1: the team, still drinking from the flask. But you guys

999
00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:59,759
Speaker 1: want to hear about the big life up name for me?

1000
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,759
Speaker 1: We already heard your dad's birthday. I got the sound

1001
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:07,800
Speaker 1: effect ready, I got a new title? What head coach?

1002
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 1: My coaching career starts tomorrow? What sports? So I can

1003
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 1: hit the clip? Soccer? They kicked you out. I am

1004
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:20,800
Speaker 1: retiring here by today, the Green teams making me coach.

1005
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 1: No signed my three year off for soccer. Oh yeah,

1006
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 1: and I am the coach of the team. Hey, hold on,

1007
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:30,400
Speaker 1: why are we not in the same league? Oh? You

1008
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 1: your your kids plays start on Saturday? Yeah? Why are

1009
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 1: we not on the same team? Where are you playing that?

1010
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. We need to talk about this because

1011
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:40,759
Speaker 1: if you're the coach, I want my team on your

1012
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,680
Speaker 1: I want my kid on your team. I did not

1013
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 1: know your kids. We need to we need to figure

1014
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:47,400
Speaker 1: this out quick. Wait. Wait, what times your game Saturday?

1015
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 1: We're playing each other. That's not what I want to

1016
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:52,959
Speaker 1: see because he's gonna be a stunt dude. He looks

1017
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 1: good already. We've been practicing because we have our first

1018
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 1: practice tomorrow. We we emailed the league and we're like hey.

1019
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 1: They're like, we need coaches and I was like, look,

1020
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 1: if there's someone that's gonna coach, it's gonna be me.

1021
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 1: You can wear the coach sweatshirt. And I had to

1022
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:09,400
Speaker 1: go to the coaching I had to go to the

1023
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:12,959
Speaker 1: coaches meeting on Saturdays. Shop dot car who was in there?

1024
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:19,400
Speaker 1: A bunch of coach coach king, there was Nancy Phyllis Rabel. Uh,

1025
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 1: there's probably a carrot in there. But I went and

1026
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:28,160
Speaker 1: picked up the jerseys. I got my roster of who

1027
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,879
Speaker 1: the kids are? What are their names? I don't even

1028
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 1: know Timmy, Timmy, Jimmy, Sally. What are you going by?

1029
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 1: So here's the thing. Are you you from the radio?

1030
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:43,439
Speaker 1: Are you air conditioning? My wife was like, I can't

1031
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,439
Speaker 1: believe your coach. I'm like, yeah, why would I not coach?

1032
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 1: Why am I gonna put my kids future in some

1033
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 1: other person's head? This is where it starts. And she

1034
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:53,759
Speaker 1: was like, cool, when's the first game? I said, first game?

1035
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:57,600
Speaker 1: First practice this Tuesday. Oh we're not even having She said,

1036
00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 1: why were wait there three? I said yeah, but you

1037
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:01,600
Speaker 1: can just show up to the game and not who

1038
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:06,359
Speaker 1: know who these kids are? So practice practice tomorrow. You're

1039
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:09,960
Speaker 1: gonna burn him out. You can't do four practices a week, man, Like,

1040
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 1: it's just at this age, it's just games. No no.

1041
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 1: If you if another guy on your team doesn't want

1042
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,040
Speaker 1: you in the game, you just stand on the sidelines

1043
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 1: like I used to do and stare him down. I've

1044
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:23,480
Speaker 1: told him. I was like, look, we can't just show

1045
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:24,719
Speaker 1: up to the game and not even know who the

1046
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 1: kids are. We gotta know who the starters are. So

1047
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,239
Speaker 1: are you drawing up plays? She said, what are you

1048
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 1: gonna do at practice? Because his parents are gonna be

1049
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:34,200
Speaker 1: piste off if you show up and you have nothing

1050
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 1: planning and you just kind of, you know, freestyle it.

1051
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 1: And I was like, you don't worry about me. I

1052
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:40,919
Speaker 1: know what I'm doing. And so we have our first

1053
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 1: practice for the three year olds tomorrow night. Wait, let's go, Mitchell,

1054
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 1: are you coming out? We're pretty tired in there. So,

1055
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,799
Speaker 1: I mean, for sure, my kid has to start game one, right, Uh,

1056
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 1: he has to play the whole game. I mean he

1057
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:58,960
Speaker 1: didn't come out. Look, I've noticed that if any of

1058
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,399
Speaker 1: the parents helped a coach, that kid gets more playing time.

1059
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:05,239
Speaker 1: Unless that kids an absolute stud, then he gets to

1060
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:09,239
Speaker 1: stay in. So your kid automatically gets to play the

1061
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 1: most minutes. Or do I send a kid a message

1062
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:13,400
Speaker 1: early to my kid and don't let him start this

1063
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:16,480
Speaker 1: first game? Why would you do that? What's the message? Hey,

1064
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:19,279
Speaker 1: work hard and you get playing time? Like to maybe

1065
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:21,640
Speaker 1: think if he's already he's got it made where he's

1066
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 1: a starter. He won't work his heart but it's awesome, dude,

1067
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:30,319
Speaker 1: I can Yeah, he's three. Um, did you was? Did

1068
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:32,320
Speaker 1: you have to beat some other people out here? Parents

1069
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 1: just not give up? Given me more. I don't think

1070
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 1: they give up anymore. Coach? What what if he's Are

1071
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,200
Speaker 1: you guys playing in a city league or a church

1072
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:43,520
Speaker 1: league or what? What if he's not good? What? What?

1073
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:45,279
Speaker 1: What kind of league? Coach? What if he's not good?

1074
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:47,239
Speaker 1: I don't know. We'll we'll cross that bridge when we

1075
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 1: get there. I mean, have you played with him in

1076
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:50,839
Speaker 1: the yard he kicks the ball? Yeah, well why does Eddie?

1077
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 1: Actually he's not. Here's the thing. It's gonna be different

1078
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:59,080
Speaker 1: when yeah, exactly, and it gets physical because you have

1079
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:01,720
Speaker 1: five was it five? Five? Yeah? So you have ten

1080
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 1: going after the same ball. It's how arres is he

1081
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,799
Speaker 1: gonna be? I've watched before? No, No, did you watch

1082
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 1: USA beat that ass last night Nicaragua, No Panama? Did

1083
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:15,720
Speaker 1: you see him time in Mexico the other night? Who? Baby,

1084
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:19,160
Speaker 1: We're going to Qatar? Cutter, cutter, We're going to the

1085
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:21,200
Speaker 1: World Cup. I mean, we're all that clinched. Everybody's like

1086
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:24,479
Speaker 1: you right there, We're going to World Cup. You're gonna

1087
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:27,000
Speaker 1: go to the World Cup? The USA is? How's it going?

1088
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:28,840
Speaker 1: Any of you kids? Watch the game and cut her

1089
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 1: the other night? I'm your new coach, Gibbles. Now let's go.

1090
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 1: I mean, I am just I'm really excited. But so

1091
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 1: what drills are you gonna do? I'm nervous about the aggression, Like,

1092
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 1: is he gonna be aggressive enough out there? Yeah? Like

1093
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 1: I'm not worried about that with my kid, but now

1094
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:48,600
Speaker 1: your kid, no problem my kid. I'm not really sure

1095
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:50,480
Speaker 1: it's gonna he's gonna like that. You want him to

1096
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:53,000
Speaker 1: be more of let's say, a Ronaldo less of a

1097
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:57,360
Speaker 1: rappanopino rappino. No, she's pretty damn good. What is she?

1098
00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:00,320
Speaker 1: The goalies? No? Do you watch any of the girls?

1099
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:08,600
Speaker 1: All right? Touche? Oh man, that's just breaking news, right yo,

1100
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 1: I'm ready. Will Smith has been cast as Juwan Howard

1101
00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:19,840
Speaker 1: in the story of Michigan basketball. You gotta give credit

1102
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:22,600
Speaker 1: to whoever came came up with that. No, you did

1103
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 1: not just come up with that. Oh I did. This

1104
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:28,719
Speaker 1: is your original joke. I wrote it down earlier. Then

1105
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:30,319
Speaker 1: you need to get on TikTok right now and do

1106
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 1: a breaking news video. I mean I wrote that down earlier.

1107
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:34,919
Speaker 1: When we were talking about it on The Big Show.

1108
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:36,799
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, hilarious, he's being cast. He was

1109
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:39,799
Speaker 1: auditioning for the Maybe I can fit this joke into

1110
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:45,840
Speaker 1: the Big Show somewhere. No good idea and theory, but

1111
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:50,120
Speaker 1: across that note doubt. Yeah, but about the coach story?

1112
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 1: Are we talking about coach? The coach story? Yeah? You

1113
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 1: being having new title? I sent it coach congrat So

1114
00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:00,239
Speaker 1: that's cool, dude, Like, seriously, it all jokes, is i'd?

1115
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:03,759
Speaker 1: I mean you had to beat some people out, But no, No,

1116
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,840
Speaker 1: there's no fight for coaches coach, but for ten parents

1117
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 1: to say you are worthy deemed to be the guide

1118
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:13,400
Speaker 1: of their kids, it's cool. You want to know how

1119
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 1: it works? Uh, you ten kids sign up and the

1120
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:18,960
Speaker 1: parents are like, please don't get me as a coach,

1121
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 1: please please have a coach. Hopefully, somebody volunteers to be be

1122
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:22,439
Speaker 1: the coach because I don't want to be the coach.

1123
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:25,920
Speaker 1: And then when someone volunteers, you're like, thank god, I'm

1124
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:27,920
Speaker 1: not the coach. And I hear you on that one.

1125
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:31,120
Speaker 1: But also at his practices and then the games, there's

1126
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:33,800
Speaker 1: gonna be parents and there's gonna be talking, and then

1127
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:35,400
Speaker 1: they all of a sudden want to be involved but

1128
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:38,120
Speaker 1: not involved but not involved. Okay, but that's what he's

1129
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:39,600
Speaker 1: gonna have to deal You're gonna have to deal with

1130
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:43,000
Speaker 1: not only the kids, but the parents. Coach, I'm sorry,

1131
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:45,480
Speaker 1: my my kids not playing a lot. You sat him

1132
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:48,280
Speaker 1: down for most of the game. What's up with that? Well,

1133
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:50,400
Speaker 1: it's easy. I put the kids in there can play,

1134
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:53,000
Speaker 1: and the kids that can't sit on the bench. Maybe

1135
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:57,040
Speaker 1: work on that response not gonna work. Kids, looks like

1136
00:57:57,040 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 1: he's got two left feet. I mean usually left foot

1137
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:05,200
Speaker 1: is good, but having two left feet not good. No, No,

1138
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:07,440
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to say, Okay, you're right, you're right,

1139
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 1: I'll plan more. Yeah, that's I'm not very good at.

1140
00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:13,600
Speaker 1: They have to have equal playing time. They're three years old.

1141
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 1: It's not no one's keeping score. Oh my wife already

1142
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:21,080
Speaker 1: said she'll be keeping score because I'm trying to trade

1143
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:23,400
Speaker 1: these kids out of look like Ronaldo. Your kid looks

1144
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:30,600
Speaker 1: like Ronald Rick McDonald. Ron No, Ronald McDonald. I also,

1145
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:33,240
Speaker 1: I am a little like I don't know how to

1146
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:35,000
Speaker 1: say this. How do I How are you going to

1147
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:37,640
Speaker 1: discipline the kids? That's a good question. How am I

1148
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:42,160
Speaker 1: gonna keep three ye olds? Are you gonna spank thems? No? Yeah,

1149
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:44,080
Speaker 1: you have treats? No, I don't have treats or not

1150
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:47,280
Speaker 1: you need treats. You know, you don't like click a

1151
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:48,840
Speaker 1: button and they get a little treat. That's not how

1152
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:50,320
Speaker 1: it works. Like at the end of the practice, it

1153
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:53,040
Speaker 1: was a good practice, you all get cupcakes. I don't

1154
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:55,000
Speaker 1: know if parents will go for that. Dude, if you

1155
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 1: really want the kids to bond, you need to have

1156
00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:01,520
Speaker 1: just like no teeth. You need to use what he did. Kid,

1157
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:04,760
Speaker 1: I always had the best guidance for kids. You need

1158
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:06,960
Speaker 1: to use the things he taught you and do those

1159
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:10,160
Speaker 1: same things, except for take going on road trips with

1160
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:13,160
Speaker 1: just the kids. Don't do that. Don't do that. You

1161
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:15,080
Speaker 1: gotta wait a couple of years. Are there any girls

1162
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 1: in the team? H tough watch the one. The one

1163
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:22,120
Speaker 1: thing I did tell my wife after, because I come

1164
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:24,560
Speaker 1: back from the coaches meeting and she's like, oh my gosh,

1165
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:26,120
Speaker 1: how was it what you learned? I said, I learned

1166
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:28,960
Speaker 1: that we won't be playing this league for long. She said,

1167
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:31,360
Speaker 1: what do you mean? And I said, well, there's coaches

1168
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:33,200
Speaker 1: there that are raising their hands like, hey, you know

1169
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:37,000
Speaker 1: the ten year old girls. Last season we played six

1170
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 1: on six, but a lot of the girls were getting tired.

1171
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:41,440
Speaker 1: Is it okay if we play seven on seven this season?

1172
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:44,000
Speaker 1: They're like, I mean, I don't. I'm probably you know

1173
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:46,960
Speaker 1: you want to. I'm like, what, you don't just make

1174
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 1: up the rules on seven. That's a lot of people,

1175
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:51,760
Speaker 1: right for a small field. Like I'm like, you don't

1176
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 1: just make up the rules as you go. And then hey,

1177
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:56,720
Speaker 1: twelve year old division? Are you gonna have off sides? Oh? No?

1178
00:59:56,840 --> 01:00:00,600
Speaker 1: Off sides? What like? How can you not have off side? Oh? Boy,

1179
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:03,600
Speaker 1: like that's the rules already are Did you argue with that?

1180
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:05,360
Speaker 1: I just made a mental note in my head like

1181
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 1: we won't be in this league long. Excuse me gambles here?

1182
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:10,720
Speaker 1: Uh guy in the back. For those in the back,

1183
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:13,080
Speaker 1: I would like to repeat that. And also I take

1184
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:15,680
Speaker 1: back what I said, Um, actually at that age and

1185
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:18,360
Speaker 1: going into even middle school, sometimes the chicks are better

1186
01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:22,200
Speaker 1: than the dudes. Yeah, like because I feel like sometimes

1187
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:25,320
Speaker 1: they're just more well adjusted. I don't know. So you

1188
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:27,959
Speaker 1: gotta maybe has your kid ever even met a girl?

1189
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:33,520
Speaker 1: Because he goes to Okay, I mean he's got I mean,

1190
01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:35,600
Speaker 1: he's got a little chick and he likes I mean

1191
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:37,120
Speaker 1: every time we leave, I gotta give her a hug,

1192
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:38,760
Speaker 1: and he goes and gives her a hug. By have

1193
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:41,000
Speaker 1: you had to talk with him yet now? But then

1194
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:42,520
Speaker 1: then there's also a dute. He always to give a

1195
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:44,480
Speaker 1: hug too too, So I mean, I don't know, Hey,

1196
01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:46,600
Speaker 1: you're giving her a hug. I'll hug her. And then

1197
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:48,560
Speaker 1: the next day either way you love him. Hey, and

1198
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:49,680
Speaker 1: the next day I'm like, hey, do you want to

1199
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:52,240
Speaker 1: give her a hug? No, she's not my friend. Okay,

1200
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:56,760
Speaker 1: same one. I'm gonna go hug her mom. Okay, you

1201
01:00:56,880 --> 01:01:03,760
Speaker 1: hug the daughter. I hugged them on. Picked all the

1202
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:08,640
Speaker 1: kids with the hottest yea, who comes around the I

1203
01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:13,440
Speaker 1: know you haven't had a practice that I'm well, I'm curious,

1204
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:16,200
Speaker 1: is that a Is it a dad largely or you've

1205
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:19,680
Speaker 1: got the soccer moms there soccer moms mostly from my experience,

1206
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:23,000
Speaker 1: soccer moms mostly Uh, dad's usually just drop off and

1207
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:26,160
Speaker 1: sit in the car when they watch for soccer. But baseball,

1208
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:29,720
Speaker 1: it's dads are out there all dad's all dads practices.

1209
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:31,960
Speaker 1: Moms don't ever show. But the reason I say that

1210
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:35,080
Speaker 1: is he can get along with soccer moms because we've

1211
01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:37,120
Speaker 1: seen him in the bar scene. Not even that as

1212
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 1: a good example, lunch can get along better with women,

1213
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:41,800
Speaker 1: I would say as a coach, he's trying to give

1214
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:44,360
Speaker 1: them demands. You're right, there's gonna be budding. If there's

1215
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 1: dudes that are bringing their kids, they're gonna get in

1216
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:49,080
Speaker 1: a fight. You're right. Women love lunch Box. He can

1217
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:51,400
Speaker 1: get along with them, but man, they just hate. I'm

1218
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:55,160
Speaker 1: just saying there's gonna be definitely some confrontation going down. Yeah,

1219
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:57,360
Speaker 1: I really hope not. But there was one kid that

1220
01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:01,200
Speaker 1: I texted the mom because that's the only number I had. Hey, Sarah,

1221
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:04,240
Speaker 1: and and she said her son would be time to

1222
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:07,680
Speaker 1: just text her midnight. No, No, I had a few

1223
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:20,160
Speaker 1: drinks afternoon. Why did you text me? Invisible? And she said,

1224
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:24,960
Speaker 1: Skyler will be at practice. Skylar's so not her name. No, no,

1225
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:28,000
Speaker 1: the kids. I know it's not her name. We're about

1226
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:31,880
Speaker 1: to fake names. Here. We get Skylar. It's not his name,

1227
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:36,360
Speaker 1: but that's funny. Skylar will be there there? What about Riley?

1228
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:40,080
Speaker 1: I texted the mom and she replied, Skyler will be there.

1229
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:46,000
Speaker 1: I'm adding his dad to this text threat exactly. Sorry. Stop,

1230
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:51,640
Speaker 1: I take back the winky face anyway, the winky face

1231
01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:56,440
Speaker 1: before you add him eggplant. I'm in foot meaning your

1232
01:02:56,480 --> 01:03:01,440
Speaker 1: kids cool with vegetables. All I had was the mom's number.

1233
01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:08,880
Speaker 1: I hope it doesn't rain squirt squirt No need dad him?

1234
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:11,240
Speaker 1: Why you want to do that? He does soccer ball

1235
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:16,240
Speaker 1: in squirt squirt? Is that supposed to mean? Man? I

1236
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:20,880
Speaker 1: hope that game doesn't get rained out. Literally, was trying

1237
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:24,440
Speaker 1: to just set up a practice guys. Man, I accidentally

1238
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:27,200
Speaker 1: send the beer mug, meant to send the juice box.

1239
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:35,520
Speaker 1: Sorry about that. Uh yeah, here we go. All right,

1240
01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:39,280
Speaker 1: that's all I got. Sorry for the late text. Just

1241
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:42,760
Speaker 1: thinking about you, I mean the team. Did you just

1242
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:47,520
Speaker 1: see Chris Rock gets slapped by Will Smith? Like? Excuse me? So?

1243
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:49,480
Speaker 1: I mean I will send that video around to the

1244
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:51,880
Speaker 1: parents this weekend or that today and be like this

1245
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:54,760
Speaker 1: behavior will not be tolerated. That's funny. That's a good coach,

1246
01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:58,560
Speaker 1: right there. Do it. I'm gonna find out what league

1247
01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:02,040
Speaker 1: we're in because I hope we're playing other Oh my god. Really,

1248
01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:04,040
Speaker 1: I just think it's too late, but I would have

1249
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:06,360
Speaker 1: I would love to have my son on your team.

1250
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:10,360
Speaker 1: I just think it's too late, off Mike, really, yeah,

1251
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:14,560
Speaker 1: because can you imagine? Yeah, after what about his first conversations?

1252
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:19,160
Speaker 1: He hits my kid, I'm gonna fight lunch. The kids

1253
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:21,360
Speaker 1: are good. He's gonna get into bates and you can

1254
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:23,160
Speaker 1: already tell he said he doesn't like the rules that

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01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:24,840
Speaker 1: they put in place. Oh yeah I did. I was

1256
01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:26,840
Speaker 1: already like, this is so annoying. I mean, I understand

1257
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:28,720
Speaker 1: for the younger kids, three year olds, no off sides,

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01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:31,920
Speaker 1: I get that, understand totally don't. But the fact that

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01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:34,120
Speaker 1: they're at twelve years old, I'm not gonna play off sides,

1260
01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:37,520
Speaker 1: and the eight year old girls or whatever, like, oh

1261
01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:39,360
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like they got tired last year?

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01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:41,320
Speaker 1: Can we just make it seven on seven? I mean,

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01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:43,520
Speaker 1: you got a knob? Yeah, just asked the other coach

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01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:45,200
Speaker 1: before the games. They want to put seven on the field.

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01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:48,800
Speaker 1: That's fine. With us. But it's not the rule. It's

1266
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:51,000
Speaker 1: not kind of crap. Is that like it's like a

1267
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:52,800
Speaker 1: baseball Oh you know what I mean? We're having a

1268
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:54,960
Speaker 1: hard time covering outfield. You might we put tent out there?

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01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, go ahead, put tan that's fine me, I

1270
01:04:56,880 --> 01:04:59,560
Speaker 1: mean stupid. Would you be taking out what do you

1271
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:01,920
Speaker 1: think about as we did a scrimmage last night or yesterday?

1272
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:03,880
Speaker 1: But would you be okay, we just add an extra player,

1273
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:06,000
Speaker 1: just add in extra players? No, but listen, in our league,

1274
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:11,360
Speaker 1: there's four outfielders, right what go ahead? No, you're gonna

1275
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:14,000
Speaker 1: have it to all the young kids. They have four outfielders.

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01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:15,840
Speaker 1: That's how it works. As the field outfield is too

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01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:18,160
Speaker 1: big for you know, five year old coach, don't be

1278
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:21,880
Speaker 1: an idiot, but what this one team does is moved.

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01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:24,160
Speaker 1: I don't think you have a five year old. But wait,

1280
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:29,120
Speaker 1: are these teams do the shift? In elementary school? The

1281
01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:31,200
Speaker 1: eight year old league? They're starting to the shifts? So

1282
01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:32,960
Speaker 1: what they did? So wait at eight years old? They

1283
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:35,920
Speaker 1: have four outfielders. If you're not seen an outfield, colud,

1284
01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:38,439
Speaker 1: it's huge. I mean they're gonna have home run after

1285
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:40,480
Speaker 1: home run after home What the hell is wrong with society?

1286
01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:43,600
Speaker 1: So what what one team did real? The Tigers might

1287
01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:50,959
Speaker 1: need to start doing that, maybe they'll be competitive. One

1288
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:54,480
Speaker 1: team took one of the outfielders and moved him into second.

1289
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:58,520
Speaker 1: That's placed right on second. So now there's four in

1290
01:05:58,720 --> 01:06:02,720
Speaker 1: fielders five and for five infielders, which is which is?

1291
01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:06,120
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess legal because you can. I mean,

1292
01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:07,880
Speaker 1: as long as they're all the players out there that

1293
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:09,640
Speaker 1: you can put them wherever you want. But I thought

1294
01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:12,480
Speaker 1: it was weird. Did you not stand up in the

1295
01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:14,440
Speaker 1: meeting like Lunch did? No? I mean, I don't care

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01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:17,400
Speaker 1: that much. I don't know how to feel about having

1297
01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:20,919
Speaker 1: four outfielders at eight years old. There's a problem with that.

1298
01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:24,520
Speaker 1: You're gonna deal with that. That's how it's played, Lunch

1299
01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:29,200
Speaker 1: in your soccer league. Can they touch the ball that's

1300
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:32,280
Speaker 1: against the rules. Yeah, they're going to, though, I understand

1301
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:34,680
Speaker 1: the ball the whistle, and that's what we're going to teach.

1302
01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:37,080
Speaker 1: And that's what's going to frustrate you, because you're not

1303
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:39,280
Speaker 1: gonna play any soccer. The ball is gonna go out

1304
01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:42,000
Speaker 1: of balance every five seconds. They're gonna someone's gonna touch

1305
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:45,440
Speaker 1: it and and blow the whistle dead dead like they

1306
01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:48,560
Speaker 1: never scored, They never score. I'm just no, I'm asking you.

1307
01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:52,600
Speaker 1: They don't gonna hate your life. You're gonna hate your life.

1308
01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:55,720
Speaker 1: But hey, good for you, dude. That's why the parents

1309
01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:57,280
Speaker 1: don't want to do it. No one wants to do it.

1310
01:06:57,280 --> 01:06:59,400
Speaker 1: And most importantly, you don't want to deal with other kids.

1311
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:01,840
Speaker 1: Like there's gonna be four kids that are gonna listen

1312
01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:03,400
Speaker 1: to you. They're not gonna be in line. They're gonna

1313
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:05,880
Speaker 1: be pushing and hitting all the other kids, distracting. Why

1314
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:07,600
Speaker 1: you're trying to teach him the drill? Is he gonna

1315
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:12,440
Speaker 1: lose his voice? Kids? Dude, his voice can be jacked

1316
01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:15,360
Speaker 1: up for the big show every day. I'm sorry, here's

1317
01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:20,520
Speaker 1: your head story of the day. Sorry about that. Bones.

1318
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:24,840
Speaker 1: I was yelling their kids, we had practice last night,

1319
01:07:24,880 --> 01:07:27,160
Speaker 1: you know. And then but I did text the family

1320
01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:31,600
Speaker 1: and I said are And I said, he just texts

1321
01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:35,120
Speaker 1: the moms. That's all the numbers I had. Okay, And

1322
01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:37,560
Speaker 1: I said practice Tuesday and night. Blah blah blah. You know,

1323
01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:40,160
Speaker 1: be great to meet everybody, get some soccer in and

1324
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:46,000
Speaker 1: run some sprints, meet at boom Bas drink at Germantown neighbors.

1325
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:48,840
Speaker 1: But no one No one replied to my sprints. They

1326
01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:51,760
Speaker 1: didn't laugh or anything, so they probably don't even know

1327
01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:54,400
Speaker 1: what that means. But yeah, you think I should send

1328
01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:58,960
Speaker 1: that the all getting slapped. This will not be accepted

1329
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:02,400
Speaker 1: from parents on me. Hey, mom's any of you Broadway

1330
01:08:02,440 --> 01:08:06,640
Speaker 1: girls out there happening? It was a song. I'm not

1331
01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:10,360
Speaker 1: actually asking if you're on Broadway. Coach, send the two

1332
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:16,880
Speaker 1: soccer balls with a squirts for it. Hey, ladies drinking

1333
01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:19,439
Speaker 1: and thinking, what are you all up to for practice time?

1334
01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:25,160
Speaker 1: Good luck man, that's great, Good luck you, Thank you guys.

1335
01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:28,160
Speaker 1: All right, I have a great Monday. We headed in

1336
01:08:28,160 --> 01:08:31,439
Speaker 1: New Orleans or what is that? We're doing the convention.

1337
01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:35,840
Speaker 1: We got a meeting about that today one o'clock about

1338
01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:41,320
Speaker 1: New Orleans. Wife, wife has a friend that lives there. Yeah,

1339
01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:44,240
Speaker 1: it's gone downhill. It's not the same New Orleans. Me

1340
01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:46,040
Speaker 1: and my wife were thinking about doing a weekend trip

1341
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:49,320
Speaker 1: and she goes, no, not New Orleans. She goes, it's

1342
01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:52,000
Speaker 1: changed a little bit. There was obviously Hurricane Katrina. But

1343
01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:54,200
Speaker 1: since then, tell us sports, that was a long time ago.

1344
01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:58,960
Speaker 1: Well I've been since. It's fine. I mean, Bourbon Street

1345
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:01,560
Speaker 1: was the same as it's always been. And well, what

1346
01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:03,599
Speaker 1: did what did you hear? I don't know. I deal

1347
01:09:03,680 --> 01:09:06,320
Speaker 1: with Southern Bells and they just said New Orleans isn't

1348
01:09:06,320 --> 01:09:09,960
Speaker 1: the type of place you want to go Southern Bells. Okay,

1349
01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:14,240
Speaker 1: I don't know that, y'all. And well, I'm gonna get

1350
01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:18,760
Speaker 1: off dolloutlly, well, you better to make a trip there

1351
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:23,360
Speaker 1: this weekend to watch the kids as jail? Why not

1352
01:09:24,439 --> 01:09:28,320
Speaker 1: go possible for me? Did you leave early Friday? You know,

1353
01:09:29,479 --> 01:09:35,280
Speaker 1: until Saturday. Here's the thing. I get it. Maybe if

1354
01:09:35,320 --> 01:09:36,960
Speaker 1: you have great seats, but just to be in the

1355
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:39,599
Speaker 1: building some of those seats came. Why can't you get

1356
01:09:39,640 --> 01:09:42,360
Speaker 1: great seats? I don't have the connections that some people have.

1357
01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:44,519
Speaker 1: You don't I don't have the money that some people have.

1358
01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:47,160
Speaker 1: You don't know. Are you telling us surprises? You want

1359
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:50,040
Speaker 1: me to pull it up? No idea? Scooba Steeve was

1360
01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:52,800
Speaker 1: telling me a little bit and it sounded ridiculous. I

1361
01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:57,240
Speaker 1: will give you one price you're ready for it? Hit

1362
01:09:57,320 --> 01:10:04,360
Speaker 1: me there, hundred dollars to twenty one thousand. Boys, What

1363
01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:06,720
Speaker 1: what did you say? And then here's another one? Say

1364
01:10:06,760 --> 01:10:09,680
Speaker 1: that again? Stop this is fact. He really didn't hear you.

1365
01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:14,240
Speaker 1: Oh before the game started today a three hundred level

1366
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:17,080
Speaker 1: corner ticket, which I'm guessing isn't good for the final four.

1367
01:10:17,320 --> 01:10:22,120
Speaker 1: Was undred before market is now at hundred. You can

1368
01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:27,400
Speaker 1: do that, coach. Oh my gosh, you're right here. It's amazing.

1369
01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:36,280
Speaker 1: Coach box. The wh do we play you? Uh? Week Uh? No?

1370
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:38,240
Speaker 1: Week one? I don't know. I don't know who my

1371
01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:39,960
Speaker 1: coach is. Well, I gotta look at this a little more.

1372
01:10:40,040 --> 01:10:43,000
Speaker 1: The first time I've seen the schedule, it's unbelievable. No,

1373
01:10:43,160 --> 01:10:45,719
Speaker 1: we're gonna play each other. That hell, we got twenty

1374
01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:50,720
Speaker 1: eight players on our team. No way, maybe this is

1375
01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:52,840
Speaker 1: all the players total. Let me see if your boys

1376
01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:56,440
Speaker 1: in here. That's awesome. Now these are the coaches. Okay,

1377
01:10:56,840 --> 01:11:00,919
Speaker 1: you're number five in the coach list. It's right, that's amazing.

1378
01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:02,880
Speaker 1: We're a five seat. Let me find out who our

1379
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:05,200
Speaker 1: coaches and let's see what this is amazing. We're gonna

1380
01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:06,920
Speaker 1: play each other. We're just going to definitely be a

1381
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:09,280
Speaker 1: dad from one of those teams. It's like, Hey, would

1382
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:12,200
Speaker 1: you mind not talking about my kids soccer games on

1383
01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:15,120
Speaker 1: the podcast? That happens to me all the time. My

1384
01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:17,639
Speaker 1: kids three, But bro, i'd love you not to tell

1385
01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:20,120
Speaker 1: the stories. Hey, will you set a line for our

1386
01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:25,040
Speaker 1: kids game? Yeah? I can at to see it. Maybe

1387
01:11:25,080 --> 01:11:27,960
Speaker 1: we're playing first week? I don't know. Do you know

1388
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:30,160
Speaker 1: your team name? You are playing? At nine thirty? Are

1389
01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:32,640
Speaker 1: you playing? What time you playing? I don't know. How

1390
01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:34,800
Speaker 1: do you not know? I don't know who our team is.

1391
01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:41,240
Speaker 1: Coach now, Eddie, go ahead. Speaking of lines, me and

1392
01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:43,439
Speaker 1: my buddy when we went to my sisters games in

1393
01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:47,000
Speaker 1: high school, we would each pick a fantasy player from

1394
01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:49,320
Speaker 1: our team and on the opposing team, and then whoever

1395
01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:52,200
Speaker 1: got the most points rebounds you would win. It was

1396
01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:54,479
Speaker 1: the funnest thing. I love it. It might be tough

1397
01:11:54,479 --> 01:11:57,599
Speaker 1: with soccer. I don't know. All right, are we done Monday?

1398
01:11:57,960 --> 01:12:03,439
Speaker 1: Goodbye everyone? Thanks for listening. Goodbye. Holy you're gonna be

1399
01:12:03,439 --> 01:12:05,599
Speaker 1: able to stay around for that meeting or until one

1400
01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:08,760
Speaker 1: thirty one? Be drunkach? I might just go and yeah,

1401
01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:11,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go and call in. That's a good idea.

1402
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,840
Speaker 1: I didn't think about that. Hey, are you guys coolest

1403
01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:17,000
Speaker 1: sitting around for an hour? I didn't cool. Uh,