WEBVTT - The Sick and Shut In

0:00:00.000 --> 0:00:02.320
<v Speaker 1>All right, listen. Coming up at the top of the hour,

0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:05.320
<v Speaker 1>right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for

0:00:05.360 --> 0:00:08.840
<v Speaker 1>today's subject, he loves me, but he dates other women.

0:00:10.440 --> 0:00:13.080
<v Speaker 1>The subject one more time, he loves me, but he

0:00:13.200 --> 0:00:19.239
<v Speaker 1>dates other women. Really okay, right now, the nephew is

0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:21.680
<v Speaker 1>in the building with today's prank. Phone call what you

0:00:21.720 --> 0:00:25.880
<v Speaker 1>got for us? Surely every church around the country has

0:00:26.040 --> 0:00:34.080
<v Speaker 1>this list. Every church has it, the sick and Shutty. Yeah,

0:00:34.400 --> 0:00:36.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't care what church you go to. There is

0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:40.760
<v Speaker 1>a list called the Sick and Shutty, and that's the

0:00:40.840 --> 0:00:44.440
<v Speaker 1>name of his prank. Let's go cat dog sick and Shutty.

0:00:46.000 --> 0:00:52.960
<v Speaker 1>So I'm trying to speak it. H you got him?

0:00:53.000 --> 0:00:55.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm doing I ain't doing too good. You have been

0:00:55.160 --> 0:00:58.440
<v Speaker 1>over praying for my wife again, right right right, yes, sir,

0:00:58.680 --> 0:01:02.680
<v Speaker 1>you came over here three times in one week. My

0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:05.200
<v Speaker 1>wife had already went through the operation and all that

0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:07.480
<v Speaker 1>she's gonna be prid. I don't need you over a

0:01:07.560 --> 0:01:10.400
<v Speaker 1>praying three times a week, because, honestly, I think of

0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:12.679
<v Speaker 1>something else on your mind when you come over here

0:01:12.720 --> 0:01:15.679
<v Speaker 1>praying for my wife. I ain't stupid, brother. You kind

0:01:15.680 --> 0:01:19.600
<v Speaker 1>of hold it, brother, This is brody this is well,

0:01:20.360 --> 0:01:24.039
<v Speaker 1>your wife was on the second show. Didn't lift actually

0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:28.679
<v Speaker 1>to come back? Question that I come by? Okay, he

0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:31.080
<v Speaker 1>ain't requested for you to bring your black to my

0:01:31.120 --> 0:01:34.000
<v Speaker 1>house for no three times in one week, man, So

0:01:34.080 --> 0:01:38.640
<v Speaker 1>you can cut that down with me. Hold it, brother,

0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:44.240
<v Speaker 1>I came with sister Georgia the first time. The second

0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:46.319
<v Speaker 1>time I came by myself because she wasn't able to

0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:50.320
<v Speaker 1>come by, and I only stayed fifteen men each time.

0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:53.280
<v Speaker 1>So what's the problem Because I already know what you

0:01:53.400 --> 0:01:55.120
<v Speaker 1>what you're doing. I know you're trying to highlight with

0:01:55.120 --> 0:01:57.520
<v Speaker 1>my wife. I ain't stupid. How could your wife? I

0:01:57.680 --> 0:02:00.440
<v Speaker 1>have a wife. Why would I happen your wife? He's

0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:03.560
<v Speaker 1>part of you. Already know what you already know what

0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:06.320
<v Speaker 1>you're doing. Man, you up in here my white whine,

0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:08.600
<v Speaker 1>no whind not whine nobody at the house. I already

0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:10.359
<v Speaker 1>know what you do. Let me tell you something. Keep

0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:13.239
<v Speaker 1>your black away from my mouth if you want to

0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:18.480
<v Speaker 1>pray for my wife and play my wife. Wait wait, wait, man,

0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:23.000
<v Speaker 1>you can't talk to you back hand. That's what you're

0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:25.560
<v Speaker 1>gonna now. Brother, Ain't gonna be none of that, and

0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:27.280
<v Speaker 1>ain't gonna be none of that you're talking to the

0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:30.680
<v Speaker 1>wrong brother not okay. Now, first of all, you're not

0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:35.240
<v Speaker 1>gonna disrespect me and curse me out. Okay, that's not

0:02:35.440 --> 0:02:37.960
<v Speaker 1>even the way brothers should be talking to brothers. Second

0:02:37.960 --> 0:02:40.400
<v Speaker 1>of all, if there's any laying on the hands, it's

0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:43.280
<v Speaker 1>gonna be my hands laying on you. You ain't the

0:02:43.360 --> 0:02:46.320
<v Speaker 1>lady in the lady, I know trying to lay my wife.

0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:49.440
<v Speaker 1>If I find that on what you know, not you

0:02:49.560 --> 0:02:53.120
<v Speaker 1>mess around my wife, it's gonna be I know, trying

0:02:53.160 --> 0:02:55.799
<v Speaker 1>to do crazy. I'm just let you. I'm gonna say

0:02:55.840 --> 0:02:58.800
<v Speaker 1>it one more time, keep your black talk around my

0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:02.320
<v Speaker 1>First of all, I told you once again you can't

0:03:02.360 --> 0:03:05.280
<v Speaker 1>be talking to me like that. Now I'm trying to

0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:08.280
<v Speaker 1>be cool about the situation because I know you may

0:03:08.320 --> 0:03:11.840
<v Speaker 1>be just upset. Okay, I can appreciate that. Okay, I

0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:14.519
<v Speaker 1>have a wife, and I'll be upset if somebody was

0:03:14.560 --> 0:03:19.480
<v Speaker 1>coming back to my wife out with your wife with

0:03:19.520 --> 0:03:22.639
<v Speaker 1>my wife. Do you know what I'm saying? Only anybody

0:03:23.040 --> 0:03:25.399
<v Speaker 1>about house, Maybe I need to come by your house

0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:28.160
<v Speaker 1>and how let your wife? Were you welcome to but

0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:30.960
<v Speaker 1>maybe maybe come come to come and lay something over

0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:37.960
<v Speaker 1>there on huh God, Holy one, man, only one minute.

0:03:37.960 --> 0:03:41.920
<v Speaker 1>I told you before being disrespected. Now, that was a

0:03:42.000 --> 0:03:45.800
<v Speaker 1>very idiotic statement for you to make. Okay, that's what's

0:03:45.800 --> 0:03:48.640
<v Speaker 1>gonna happen. If I get your black drip my house again,

0:03:48.800 --> 0:03:50.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna play this man, and then I'm getting on

0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:53.240
<v Speaker 1>the phone with you, you, your pastors, any more of him,

0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:56.080
<v Speaker 1>because if anybody comes by my house again and I

0:03:56.080 --> 0:04:00.560
<v Speaker 1>ain't there, I'm kicking your black. That's a promise, you know.

0:04:01.120 --> 0:04:04.400
<v Speaker 1>Just that's it. Look here, brother, if there's gonna be

0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:07.640
<v Speaker 1>anything going on, I'm gonna be kicking you. I'm gonna

0:04:07.720 --> 0:04:09.720
<v Speaker 1>lay my hands on you and I'm gonna give you

0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:14.720
<v Speaker 1>a good sanctified whooping. And then I'm gonna pray for you.

0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:17.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna pray to heal you. By this foot I'm

0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:20.640
<v Speaker 1>gonna put up, okay, because I've had it with you,

0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:22.799
<v Speaker 1>you know. And I only went by it to visit

0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:25.320
<v Speaker 1>your wife because I was asked to go visit your wife.

0:04:25.520 --> 0:04:28.360
<v Speaker 1>Now there was a problem you should have caused the pastor. Okay,

0:04:28.400 --> 0:04:30.799
<v Speaker 1>but you're not gonna disrespect me, my wife, the church

0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:33.279
<v Speaker 1>on the phone. Life. You want to do somebody, you

0:04:33.320 --> 0:04:36.240
<v Speaker 1>can meet me any place. Well, I've been man, you know.

0:04:36.440 --> 0:04:38.320
<v Speaker 1>As a matter of fact, I can go anywhere I

0:04:38.320 --> 0:04:40.359
<v Speaker 1>wanted in this town. If I be at your house

0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:42.680
<v Speaker 1>talking to your wife, if the path asked me to go,

0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:46.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be there. Okay, are you you know? You

0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:49.560
<v Speaker 1>just you know it's just a stupid brother. Okay, you

0:04:49.960 --> 0:04:53.600
<v Speaker 1>need to come to church. You need the one. You

0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:56.160
<v Speaker 1>need to come to church more off. And that's the problem.

0:04:56.360 --> 0:04:58.240
<v Speaker 1>You don't come to church more often. If you come

0:04:58.240 --> 0:05:00.440
<v Speaker 1>to church more off, you wouldn't be talk to me

0:05:00.520 --> 0:05:03.000
<v Speaker 1>like that. You wouldn't be worried about me and your

0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:05.440
<v Speaker 1>wife because it must be something wrong in your house.

0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:08.680
<v Speaker 1>You'd be worried by me fooling with your wife. Okay,

0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:11.640
<v Speaker 1>so you need to check hut. Okay, you need to

0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:13.840
<v Speaker 1>how about that? Why don't you do that? Why don't

0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:17.480
<v Speaker 1>you Why don't you just check up? Okay? Tommy said,

0:05:17.520 --> 0:05:20.080
<v Speaker 1>you're the one that's cheating with with my wife. That's

0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:24.240
<v Speaker 1>what That's all I know. Who Tommy, let me say

0:05:24.320 --> 0:05:27.120
<v Speaker 1>you Tommy the one. Thomas said, you're the one that's

0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:33.720
<v Speaker 1>cheating around with my wife. Tommy, who who is Tommy?

0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:39.760
<v Speaker 1>Tommy who? Uh? This is leftew Tommy, man, But this

0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:42.320
<v Speaker 1>is never your Tommy from Steve harmand more than show man.

0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:47.000
<v Speaker 1>Your church member got me to bring ball. But you're

0:05:47.080 --> 0:05:51.560
<v Speaker 1>wrong for that. You know you're long, You're long. You

0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:54.960
<v Speaker 1>know y'all know Highway to Hell, all of y'all. You

0:05:55.040 --> 0:05:58.520
<v Speaker 1>know none stop no, you know y'all just you know

0:05:58.640 --> 0:06:01.360
<v Speaker 1>y'all Just go. You know I ain't gonna stop size.

0:06:02.360 --> 0:06:04.640
<v Speaker 1>You know I couldn't go. I'm gonna pray for all

0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:07.960
<v Speaker 1>of y'all, all of your brothers and if you Timmy

0:06:08.120 --> 0:06:13.599
<v Speaker 1>Steve Hobby but wrong for that. Okay, I'm gonna check him.

0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:17.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna check out. I'm couldn't go. I don't talk

0:06:17.000 --> 0:06:20.400
<v Speaker 1>to you on the moment. I'm praying. I'm brother, brother,

0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:23.920
<v Speaker 1>you go, man, you gotta tell me what's the baddest

0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:32.120
<v Speaker 1>radio show in the lab? Man? Steve ticking shut your list?

0:06:32.680 --> 0:06:35.960
<v Speaker 1>That's that sicking shutting list can be come around here

0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:42.520
<v Speaker 1>praying three fo week? What you're not gonna be doing week?

0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:47.880
<v Speaker 1>If I need all that he pray and pray unceasingly,

0:06:48.240 --> 0:06:53.480
<v Speaker 1>that's I ain't never said they worried in my life unceasingly.

0:06:53.600 --> 0:06:58.920
<v Speaker 1>Ain't nobody ever say that where is her face? Then?

0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:06.120
<v Speaker 1>Unless you need the second Friday w d A Yes

0:07:06.200 --> 0:07:09.840
<v Speaker 1>Summer Suire hosted by Yours Truly. It is the Grand

0:07:09.920 --> 0:07:13.440
<v Speaker 1>Ballroom at one First District Plaza in Philadelphia. The Capit

0:07:13.480 --> 0:07:16.520
<v Speaker 1>con Clay will be in Philadelphia and it will be

0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:18.320
<v Speaker 1>a great party that you don't want to miss. It's

0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:21.520
<v Speaker 1>for the grown and sexy, hosted by Yours Truly. Get

0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:23.600
<v Speaker 1>your tickets the on sale right now. At the third

0:07:23.720 --> 0:07:28.880
<v Speaker 1>Summer Breese Comedy Show saganaw Michigan, Huntington Event Park at

0:07:28.920 --> 0:07:32.200
<v Speaker 1>Dow Event Center, seven o'clock. The show jumps off, but

0:07:32.400 --> 0:07:39.640
<v Speaker 1>there's the blues and jazz. Two shows Friday, two shows Saturday.

0:07:40.120 --> 0:07:52.760
<v Speaker 1>I'll be at Btesta, but there's the blue I'll be blues,

0:07:55.320 --> 0:08:03.840
<v Speaker 1>jazz and supper club. I need that. We I know

0:08:04.040 --> 0:08:08.240
<v Speaker 1>we ain't know where to knar together. I'm pleasing you

0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:11.720
<v Speaker 1>just singing, Well we ain't. Let's try to get let's

0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:20.840
<v Speaker 1>try to gain that. I think you should just let

0:08:20.880 --> 0:08:26.640
<v Speaker 1>me sing it. Yeah, he'll be at but that's the

0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:34.480
<v Speaker 1>well losing supper clubs. Come on down and get a ticket.

0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:39.200
<v Speaker 1>Time is the one you love. That's it. I'm done.

0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:48.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm about ticket now. Yes, I'm going the weekend after

0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:51.200
<v Speaker 1>that Saturday September of the seven that I am in Greenville,

0:08:51.320 --> 0:08:54.960
<v Speaker 1>North Carolina at the Greenville Convention Center. Tickets are on

0:08:55.080 --> 0:08:58.840
<v Speaker 1>sale right now. No blues, no jazz, just tell me okay,

0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:03.199
<v Speaker 1>thank you man, all right, thank you Nephew, and thank

0:09:03.240 --> 0:09:06.000
<v Speaker 1>you Jake. Can't wait to see your set. Tommy up

0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:10.520
<v Speaker 1>that Strawberry letter subject he loves me, but he dates

0:09:10.600 --> 0:09:13.080
<v Speaker 1>other women will get into the Strawberry letter coming up

0:09:13.160 --> 0:09:13.800
<v Speaker 1>right after this