WEBVTT - "HOOVER KISS!" w/ Rob Benedict and Bachelor Historian Lori 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:02.920 Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of 0:00:03.000 --> 0:00:10.320 I Heart Radio. Thank god, it's paradise. I missed him. 0:00:11.920 --> 0:00:14.840 Thank god. These two guests are with me right now. 0:00:18.200 --> 0:00:21.479 Oh my god, I will accept I will. You've caught 0:00:21.480 --> 0:00:39.519 me in a vulnerable moment. I'm just flattered. Ilcome to 0:00:39.600 --> 0:00:41.880 another episode of Will You Accept This Rose? My name 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:43.960 is Arte Marine, coming to you from my bougee garage 0:00:44.000 --> 0:00:48.320 in Los Angeles, California. Oh my goodness, here I am today. 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:52.040 I gotta say I needed a soft place to land today, 0:00:52.159 --> 0:00:55.720 and I brought in. I brought in my friends. This 0:00:55.840 --> 0:00:58.520 is a party with friends. This is a party with 0:00:58.600 --> 0:01:02.680 friends long distance with us. Today is a man God. 0:01:02.840 --> 0:01:05.479 Is he gonna find love? Is he gonna find love? 0:01:05.520 --> 0:01:10.160 We're so worried about him. You know him as God 0:01:10.400 --> 0:01:13.679 on Supernatural, like he does go from like heaven to 0:01:13.760 --> 0:01:17.959 hell because he's also on Lucifer. Excuse me as a frenchman. 0:01:19.720 --> 0:01:22.200 I don't know. I don't know what can't he do? 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:31.920 But most importantly he's Bachelor of the Year and two 0:01:35.440 --> 0:01:39.600 and one. Will he find love? Ladies and gentlemen, our friend, 0:01:40.200 --> 0:01:42.600 we love him. Bachelor of the Year. Rub better day, 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:46.440 Thank you, Thank you, thank you. It's so lovely to 0:01:46.480 --> 0:01:49.200 be back. And I'm so happy about Bachelor in Paradise. 0:01:49.400 --> 0:01:53.480 I legit can't wait for every new episode. I love it. 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:58.240 I gotta tell you we're back and I and every 0:01:58.400 --> 0:02:01.920 episode eads my soul. And I got to say, even 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:06.200 though I loved David Spade, I think our friend Lance 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:09.120 Bass should be made permanent host. I think he's so 0:02:09.639 --> 0:02:13.880 warm and compassionate with them. I am loving our friend 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:21.880 Lance as also. I would be great. You would also 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:24.800 be We would be a great duo. We would give Look, 0:02:24.840 --> 0:02:27.200 I like Tasian Caitlin, but I feel like you and 0:02:27.240 --> 0:02:31.840 I as a tag team host, like come on, male, female, 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:37.160 please excuse me. We could really go like please excuse me, 0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:40.760 You're welcome. Please excuse me, thank you, you're welcome. I 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:45.040 could be like Kenny talk to me, get so reasonable, 0:02:45.280 --> 0:02:48.840 like who knew are all boy band cover band managers? 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:53.680 So reasonable? Like he's he's so levelheaded. I have a 0:02:54.040 --> 0:02:58.560 my crush has moved from Brendan to Kenny. I loved 0:02:58.919 --> 0:03:03.600 Kenny let he was so kind of not he was 0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:05.960 not a motive, was just very he was he got hurt, 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:08.320 he could see he was hurt. He was also excited 0:03:08.320 --> 0:03:09.840 because he had a good point, like he had a 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:12.440 good he had good leverage. Yes, but he wasn't even 0:03:12.440 --> 0:03:15.120 like too much of a dick about it, Like he 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:17.919 was a very fair I felt that he was a 0:03:17.960 --> 0:03:22.760 fair prosecutor. Well, also also with us as a person 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:26.080 that's going to weigh in, this is a woman whom 0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:28.320 we really bring me when we need, when we need 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:31.080 the ken Burns of the Bachelor world. She is a 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:34.600 she's like it's like having Yoda or you know, it's 0:03:34.639 --> 0:03:37.240 like really that level of like an obi one kind 0:03:37.240 --> 0:03:41.440 of coming in, come to us, talk to us. She 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:48.360 is our bachelor historian. My friend Laurie, Well, what it's 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:51.640 nice to see you. Thanks so much for having me here. 0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:56.240 How did you feel about um, about David Spade and 0:03:56.320 --> 0:04:03.760 Lance Bass overall, because you've seen every iteration and Dave 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:08.520 Chappelle and and then justin t great the bicycles. Yeah, 0:04:09.160 --> 0:04:14.280 I think that your buddy Lance is doing spectacularly. I 0:04:14.400 --> 0:04:17.919 really appreciated, Uh, David Spade though, I have to say 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:22.320 it was great. He was great arcasm. I liked how 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:26.359 he made fun of them. They were smart to cast 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:29.039 super fans because both of them are super fans of 0:04:29.080 --> 0:04:31.240 the show. And you could see that we know from 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:33.960 Lance because he did the podcast last week. You could 0:04:34.040 --> 0:04:35.880 it felt like what David Spade is. You could see 0:04:35.920 --> 0:04:40.080 they were both excited to be in the Machine of Paradise. Yeah, 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:43.200 it wasn't just like a casting stunt and they hadn't 0:04:43.400 --> 0:04:45.479 like they knew how exciting it. It would be like 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:49.279 if you were super into like Harry Potter and you 0:04:49.320 --> 0:04:54.120 got to go to like Hogwarts totally. But is Little 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:59.240 Wayne the next one? Is he next? I believe? So yeah, 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:01.400 little little way it is coming up and I think 0:05:01.400 --> 0:05:06.039 it's a little John little thank you. And then we 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:13.200 also have um um from from Kimmy Schmidt. Uh Titus, Yes, 0:05:13.560 --> 0:05:15.640 and I think he's also a super fan. But he's 0:05:15.680 --> 0:05:18.479 coming in hot with the facts, coming in hot with 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:23.400 the fats. The production team Dr Tanna, Banana, Anna Hostia 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:28.479 and Katie Levane helping us discern our little Wayne smart 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:31.240 little bit. After you did a bit about Lance Armstrong, 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:36.640 you then did that's a little little you know what 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:39.880 you gotta just that's that that what it is, what 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:42.320 it is, it is, what it is Murphy's law. How 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:45.120 are you, Tanna, how are you Katie Levine, are are 0:05:45.120 --> 0:05:48.560 you so happy? I'm back at my WiFi. I am 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:50.520 so happy that it sounds better and I don't have 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:52.680 to try to clean it up and post. You know what, 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:56.960 you did a great job. You're a wizard. And um god, 0:05:57.360 --> 0:05:59.400 was it such a joy to come home to my 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:04.120 cat and and watch this program. Let's get going, I 0:06:04.160 --> 0:06:08.000 gotta tell you. So we start out incredible. I don't 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:10.360 know that we've been in the boom boom room morning 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:14.000 after this early on in the season. I loved it. 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:17.640 I love seeing Morerisa and Riley waking up and then 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:21.920 the editing that the Chef's kiss of the editors. Connor 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:24.919 busy like doing like dipshit things in his room, like 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:28.400 playing with the ukulele, and we still hear like soft moans. 0:06:28.600 --> 0:06:33.919 She's like Connor's a sweetheart, but Riley is literally everything 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:39.560 every woman wants. I mean, he completely blow me up. 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:43.120 Like it was just like groans and like as she 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:46.760 was talking, she was reorgasming again thinking about it in 0:06:46.800 --> 0:06:50.839 the audio, Lorie, and did you love the disgusting audio? 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:55.400 How did you feel? I'm fully on board with Morris 0:06:55.440 --> 0:07:02.240 and Riley. I think they're super cute. They're actually refreshingly normal. Uh, 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:05.240 you know, and I feel bad for Connor. You know, 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:08.400 I'm a little bit of a Connor defender, and Riley 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:11.960 certainly doesn't excite me a whole bunch, but he certainly 0:07:11.960 --> 0:07:15.440 doesn't seem like a jerk. And I think I think 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:19.400 Marissa is just spectacular. But she's getting a lot of 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:23.040 online bullying apparently because she was in the boom Boom 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:28.240 room and not Riley's not getting any online bullying. But no, 0:07:28.520 --> 0:07:33.480 so they're like slut shaming the woman. No, oh god, 0:07:33.800 --> 0:07:39.360 are you serious? God, I mean, like, don't they after 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:43.960 this whole sex positive season we just had, couldn't they know? Like, yeah, 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:48.800 like people have sex. Yeah, well well this episode is 0:07:48.880 --> 0:07:53.120 the sex negative episode. Great, So people, what are they 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:57.600 saying to her? Well, you know, I think they're just 0:07:57.640 --> 0:07:59.960 harassing her online so much that she did a Poe 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:04.520 post and then Riley did a post saying that he 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:08.400 actually calling out the double standard. Um, yes, anyway, like 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:13.640 who cares? Throw up people? That's so lame, everybody. Look, 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:17.160 I loved it. I love it. I am here for it. 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:26.080 Yeah yeah, yeah, I I Connor. I just I respect Lauria, 0:08:26.200 --> 0:08:29.680 respect your opinion. It's the it's the mature opinion. Connor. 0:08:29.800 --> 0:08:32.720 To me, he just such a boob. I like laughing 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:36.280 at him. He's everything I don't want to be as 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:40.760 a songwriter. Yes, there's a fellow guitar playing guy who 0:08:40.760 --> 0:08:43.880 writes songs like no, let me ever be that guy. 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:47.200 He brings it, he brings his like um, his journal 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:50.120 to to breakfast. Did you notice that he brings breakfast? 0:08:50.800 --> 0:08:54.320 You know? After no ye? Just to chop down some thoughts, 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:59.319 It's funny when when there's characters on that show you 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:01.840 your secret fear of, like the worst side of what 0:09:01.880 --> 0:09:05.440 you could be unchecked like and it's actually good to 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:08.559 witness of, like okay, right right right, Like don't don't 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:11.080 be like that? Like if ever, if there's a society 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:13.720 of you that gets nervous and panicky and thirsty, like 0:09:14.080 --> 0:09:18.440 There's been certain characters that I felt that way in 0:09:18.559 --> 0:09:21.040 a lot of the Real Housewives franchise, Like sometimes I 0:09:21.080 --> 0:09:23.599 felt that way watching Tinsley fight, um, like when she 0:09:23.640 --> 0:09:26.760 would panic and fight with Dorinda and she was so 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:28.720 bad at it. Now Anna knows what I'm talking about, 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:30.680 but I would worry that I had a little Tinsley 0:09:30.679 --> 0:09:34.800 in me. I have a little ta a little bit crazy. 0:09:35.360 --> 0:09:41.240 Do you do you do you what flavor? Yes? You're 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:43.520 like and then I can't pee and pooh? That was 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:47.080 like wait what that was like an edit of like, wait, 0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:51.120 you can't pay? Like I understand traveling and getting constipated 0:09:51.160 --> 0:09:53.920 like that happens, but like, girl, what do you mean 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:57.439 you can't pay? Katie's leading forward. Katie talked to us 0:09:57.640 --> 0:10:01.320 as Anna's assistant, as a as a resident and Anna's 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:04.400 medical college. Tell us what what is that? You know know? 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:06.800 I thought I actually rewound because I was like, did 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:09.800 I miss something that she said earlier? Like why can't 0:10:09.840 --> 0:10:11.680 she pee and poop? And she doesn't mean like she 0:10:11.760 --> 0:10:15.480 there's no privacy? Is you know the travel getting to hers? 0:10:15.559 --> 0:10:18.800 Isn't she too hot? I didn't. I didn't get it 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:22.400 now now as you're saying this. As you say this, 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:28.240 I actually went to Toloom on my honeymoon, and I 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:32.640 wouldn't recommend because it is they don't have plumbing to 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:35.080 the pint, like you have to throw all toilet paper 0:10:35.200 --> 0:10:39.920 in the trash can. And I'm not sure there was 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:43.240 a door that went top floor to ceiling. It might 0:10:43.240 --> 0:10:47.040 have been like a saloon situation. So I may have 0:10:47.080 --> 0:10:49.600 not pooped for like a week, you know what I'm saying. 0:10:49.720 --> 0:10:52.760 I think that might have just been not Either way, 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:56.000 it's not sexy Katie leading for her here. I'd be like, hey, guys, 0:10:56.000 --> 0:10:58.080 we all got a ship. There's a book about it. 0:10:58.320 --> 0:11:01.959 You're freer than I am. I'm not saying that I'm right. 0:11:02.240 --> 0:11:06.880 I'm saying I'm a repressed New Englander. That was the 0:11:06.880 --> 0:11:09.440 all me. Now I'll just go and me and Kenny. 0:11:09.640 --> 0:11:13.680 When Kenny and I go on our honeymoon, it's gonna 0:11:13.679 --> 0:11:18.240 be a poop fest. Dr Banana, how are you? I'm good, 0:11:18.280 --> 0:11:20.280 I'm good. I'm just listening to you guys and wondering 0:11:20.320 --> 0:11:23.559 would I be able to know you couldn't you? Could you? 0:11:23.800 --> 0:11:26.200 You would be open, but you'd be like Zach, get out. 0:11:26.800 --> 0:11:29.640 You would say, get out, I need to poop. I 0:11:29.840 --> 0:11:32.760 just acted like I'd sewn up that, like my I 0:11:32.800 --> 0:11:35.319 didn't have any more intestines, so I didn't need to poop. 0:11:35.400 --> 0:11:37.480 It's like not a thing I don't have that I don't. 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:41.320 I don't. All those tacos, they just they don't go anywhere, 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:48.199 just go in and stay anyway. Um, that's professional denial. 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:53.120 That's professional. Oh oh, you ain't seen nothing yet, so 0:11:53.240 --> 0:11:55.880 that may have. Um Ivan thinks that he and just 0:11:55.960 --> 0:11:59.280 sending it are exclusive. Which as soon as you see 0:11:59.280 --> 0:12:03.559 that editing, you know, like storms a broom, whenever somebody 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:06.880 says oh no, so and so like as soon as 0:12:07.559 --> 0:12:10.720 on the date later, as soon as grocery store Joe, 0:12:10.720 --> 0:12:16.120 who is winning me over? Winning me over? I didn't 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:19.000 know what you had said before. Yes, I had not 0:12:19.080 --> 0:12:21.640 said on air the rumor that we heard from somebody. 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:28.960 I'm also I'm because we have heard that. I'm I 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:33.839 go back and forth, but I'm torn anyway. But as 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:36.200 soon as he said, I would feel nothing. If Kendall 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:38.640 came in, you know, you knew Kendall is gonna descend. 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:40.720 I mean, there's no way Kendall wasn't like on a 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:44.559 jet pack flying over the resort. Okay, so then he 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:52.520 So then we have incomes Chris and Chasin the Smoke Brows. 0:12:52.679 --> 0:12:54.439 So it's like they were the ones that everybody got 0:12:54.440 --> 0:12:57.440 mad about the Smoke Show. I did enjoy the sweet 0:12:57.720 --> 0:12:59.800 what is what is the sweet Canadian that we all love? 0:12:59.840 --> 0:13:03.240 So Arena Serena saying what woman like that they were 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:04.800 thought it was mad to be called a smoke show. 0:13:04.840 --> 0:13:06.400 It was like every woman wants to be called a 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:09.040 smoke show. I made T shirts about it. I made 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:12.600 O G Smoke Show t shirts. I'm hoping people see 0:13:12.640 --> 0:13:14.719 me in my T shirt and say, oh, you are 0:13:14.800 --> 0:13:17.880 the O G Smoke Show. Um. So then they're like, 0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:21.320 boy did they edit? They really played up the bromance 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:23.480 of these two coming in and they're like, well, there's 0:13:23.480 --> 0:13:26.960 a beach full of smoke shows to smoke bros looking 0:13:26.960 --> 0:13:29.679 for smoke shows, and if they don't find that, they 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:33.439 can walk off into the sunset together. Here we go, 0:13:33.760 --> 0:13:38.800 let's lock arms Chris and Jason. I don't even know 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:42.800 what to say. Neither of those guys have have game 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:46.760 at all now, Like chastened to me is a good look. 0:13:46.800 --> 0:13:50.640 It looks like a good looking dude on paper, right eyebrows. 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:52.559 And but then he'd sit down and be like, so 0:13:54.679 --> 0:13:57.600 the beach and stuff, like he just said nothing. Is 0:13:57.640 --> 0:14:01.240 he a dumb dumb? He be a dumb dumb? Lorie? 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:03.000 Do you think he's a dumb dumb? I think he's 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:05.559 I think I think he's a dumb dumb. I mean, 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:07.760 but he was going up against Carl so that that 0:14:07.920 --> 0:14:11.040 was Jason's competitionary. It was like the Battle of the 0:14:11.080 --> 0:14:15.319 over by its good each other. You know, it's I 0:14:15.720 --> 0:14:18.559 really actually I don't know who I would have picked 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:21.480 with those two. I mean, DeAndre is a total babe 0:14:21.720 --> 0:14:25.160 getting pulled in a tug of war between like like, 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:27.600 where's the soft place to land for DeAndre? I mean, 0:14:27.640 --> 0:14:30.160 she's like she's a smoke show Katie. Katie wants to 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:32.320 hop in. I love it. I love seeing it. You guys, 0:14:32.360 --> 0:14:34.120 you didn't bring up the most important thing. Who the 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:37.440 fuck is Chris? You've never seen that guy before, he 0:14:37.520 --> 0:14:40.240 has never been on the show. Great point, we don't 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:42.160 know who he is. I've never seen that point before 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:44.880 in my entire life. That's exactly what Mitten scream when 0:14:44.920 --> 0:14:47.760 she saw Mittens goes. Mitts took her thumb and then 0:14:47.760 --> 0:14:50.240 she signed to me, who the funk is that? That's what? 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:55.760 Who is he? He go out night? Number one? Clear? Yeah, 0:14:56.560 --> 0:15:01.680 So there's no way that a they're saying allegedly that 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:06.520 SENI like that was her number one, Like she was 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:09.560 talking about another Chris. Sorry, she was talking about another Chriss. 0:15:09.560 --> 0:15:11.120 She was not talking about that guy. Nobody knows who 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:14.120 he is. I'm convinced of it, except for she except 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:18.240 for her panties, started doing backflips when she's fucking did 0:15:18.360 --> 0:15:22.360 like mouth baby bird Strawberry feeding time, like, I just 0:15:22.520 --> 0:15:28.680 I can't. Apparently she hung out with him before the ship. Okay, 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:30.840 that's why we have you on, Laurie. That's why we 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:34.440 have you on. Tell us everything, tell us more, tells everything. 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:36.280 All right, you need to come out every week, Larry. 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:41.280 So I guess, Oh my god, this is so utterly 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:44.120 depressing that I know this, but but that's why I'm 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:49.680 here for you. So there was some sort of screenshot 0:15:49.720 --> 0:15:53.320 of maybe uh a social media post that she did 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:56.280 where um, she was hanging out with him, and so 0:15:56.800 --> 0:15:59.480 I think they had some interaction prior and so she 0:15:59.560 --> 0:16:02.440 and she acted like she hadn't met him. That's bullshit. 0:16:04.200 --> 0:16:07.560 And she was like so on her high horse, like 0:16:08.360 --> 0:16:11.560 calling out that she would not like that from another gal, 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:15.200 you know what I'm saying. And yet good for her. Yeah, 0:16:15.520 --> 0:16:18.400 I like her. I like her too. She's I just 0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:22.000 don't see, she says. He he ticks that final box 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:25.280 for her. I know, spark, which is the spark. I 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:31.320 just what, Strawberry. I can't I mean Ivan is the 0:16:31.400 --> 0:16:36.960 whole package. Like, Ivan is so hot, Ivan is an engineer, 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:45.880 he's cool. Uh Tanna as a medical sex theist? What 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:48.240 is this chemical reaction? I mean we haven't gotten to 0:16:48.280 --> 0:16:50.520 the date yet, but like, did you see something as 0:16:50.560 --> 0:16:54.480 a physician that we didn't see her? No? No, not 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:57.480 at all. I don't know what's going on. I'm not 0:16:57.520 --> 0:16:59.520 buying it. I've honestly never really been a fan of 0:16:59.560 --> 0:17:01.840 your sand There's something about her. I don't trust her. 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:05.960 I thought she pretended to be some like ally of 0:17:05.960 --> 0:17:08.720 of non bullying and then in the end turned around 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:12.240 and bullied the minivan girl, which I was like, okay, 0:17:12.280 --> 0:17:14.560 sorry she showed up, but you're still being a bully. 0:17:14.680 --> 0:17:17.480 So I'm not rapiant. Sorry. I've always been a little 0:17:17.520 --> 0:17:21.920 like about her, so I don't know. This feels weird 0:17:21.960 --> 0:17:23.760 to me. I felt like she had a better spark 0:17:23.800 --> 0:17:26.640 with Ivan, and this guy is like like I feel 0:17:26.640 --> 0:17:28.840 like I have face blindness with him, Like I can't 0:17:28.880 --> 0:17:30.919 picture what he looks like right now, like at all. 0:17:30.960 --> 0:17:33.600 I just know he exists and I'm just not buying it. Sorry, 0:17:33.960 --> 0:17:36.320 I'm going to add something. I feel like I have 0:17:36.359 --> 0:17:39.560 a groove in my brain that has jumped a from 0:17:39.600 --> 0:17:43.800 like one lane to the next. Is it Yessenia or 0:17:43.920 --> 0:17:48.040 just Senia. I think it's just Sena because I work 0:17:48.119 --> 0:17:50.720 with four Yessenia's and now my mind is a mess. Sorry, 0:17:51.560 --> 0:17:54.120 people called her Yessenia last night. There was a few 0:17:54.119 --> 0:17:58.760 people who said, Yesenia. I think it's spelled with a y. 0:17:58.800 --> 0:18:06.159 Then if it's Yesenya, isn't it. Well I've seen it 0:18:06.240 --> 0:18:08.119 spelled with a why though as well? I don't know 0:18:08.840 --> 0:18:11.440 because I know that I know. The reason I've said 0:18:11.560 --> 0:18:14.960 just Senia was because Miles always does all right, Hey, yeah, 0:18:14.960 --> 0:18:20.160 I just say that's why I always I Then I thought, okay, 0:18:20.359 --> 0:18:21.520 all right, I just want to make sure I got 0:18:21.600 --> 0:18:24.000 a right. He would know. I feel I just want 0:18:24.040 --> 0:18:25.280 to make sure I got it right because I get 0:18:25.280 --> 0:18:28.240 a little groove in my brain and I say things wrong. Well, 0:18:28.480 --> 0:18:30.960 there is there you can't There is Yessenia with a 0:18:31.200 --> 0:18:33.280 y the name as well. But yeah, I think you're 0:18:33.359 --> 0:18:36.840 right that like some places, the j obviously is like sounds. 0:18:36.920 --> 0:18:39.440 I just feel like last night people were there's a 0:18:39.440 --> 0:18:41.880 few people saying that, yeah, and then Anna just said ya, 0:18:42.000 --> 0:18:44.439 And then I thought, Emma, I like my aunt that 0:18:44.600 --> 0:18:47.320 forgot so I just wanted to check in. Okay, great, 0:18:47.760 --> 0:18:54.080 so um so here we go. So uh, Chason pulls Deandra. 0:18:54.280 --> 0:18:57.800 He also pulls Mari um and the Mari starts doing 0:18:57.880 --> 0:19:02.360 a long winded thing basically like excited that he pulled her, 0:19:02.520 --> 0:19:06.359 but like trying to explain how she didn't feel like 0:19:06.440 --> 0:19:09.040 she was exactly on the same page as Kenny, but 0:19:09.080 --> 0:19:10.800 that she felt like she really liked Kenny but she 0:19:10.840 --> 0:19:12.920 wanted to be able to explore. This was the beginning 0:19:12.960 --> 0:19:16.400 of my favorite narrative of the evening, which we will 0:19:16.480 --> 0:19:19.800 get to my favorite madness. This is where we saw 0:19:19.840 --> 0:19:26.000 that Mari sabotage. She was a little self sabotaging. She 0:19:26.040 --> 0:19:29.399 had a blind spot on on her communications. So this 0:19:29.520 --> 0:19:33.240 it starts here like this weird, very roundabout so she's like, 0:19:33.280 --> 0:19:35.000 we're still we're on the same page, but it was 0:19:35.160 --> 0:19:37.520 very like, you know, we're together, but we're not fully together. 0:19:37.560 --> 0:19:38.919 But I want to explore but I don't know, but 0:19:38.960 --> 0:19:41.520 I want somebody that like, one time, once we're both them, 0:19:41.560 --> 0:19:43.480 we can fully commit and told them we can go 0:19:43.520 --> 0:19:45.639 on dates if you I mean, he was like, Chasen 0:19:45.840 --> 0:19:48.199 just thought this is too high maintenance. Let me go 0:19:48.280 --> 0:19:53.240 pull just Henny. He goes, she's gorgeous. So they ask 0:19:53.320 --> 0:19:57.480 out Deandra and just Senia, and I gotta say both 0:19:57.520 --> 0:20:00.240 of them walked out without saying goodbye to I, Evan 0:20:00.680 --> 0:20:04.440 or Carl. Both of them were like, boy, bye, How 0:20:04.440 --> 0:20:06.520 did you feel about that, Rob? As a gentleman, if 0:20:06.560 --> 0:20:09.480 your lady friend that you thought you were in a 0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:12.680 twin it with just walk past you, how would you feel? Uh? 0:20:12.880 --> 0:20:15.840 Not great? Not great? No, no, And and that this 0:20:15.880 --> 0:20:17.000 is the part of the show where I'm like, well, 0:20:17.040 --> 0:20:18.480 that would be me. I'd be that would be me 0:20:18.680 --> 0:20:23.159 being you know, sad on the rocks you'd be taking. 0:20:23.359 --> 0:20:25.280 You'd be like grocery store Joe, can you move over? 0:20:25.359 --> 0:20:28.320 This is my racket now? Um? Yeah. It wasn't great. 0:20:28.400 --> 0:20:31.280 And then I realized, like because I thought, yeah, I 0:20:31.320 --> 0:20:33.720 didn't my first instincts like no one's gonna fall for 0:20:33.800 --> 0:20:39.720 these two dubes. I know I was shot. I couldn't 0:20:40.520 --> 0:20:44.040 I put money last week on with with Lance. I 0:20:44.040 --> 0:20:47.000 I put money on Ivan and just Senia going for 0:20:47.040 --> 0:20:49.919 an engagement. I realized after that amazing day and then 0:20:49.920 --> 0:20:53.320 the underwater cross shot, I thought Katie's leading forward talked 0:20:53.320 --> 0:20:56.359 to us Katie Iveice today she's coming in hot. And 0:20:56.440 --> 0:20:59.199 I love just gonna say, well, Lances quite a poker 0:20:59.200 --> 0:21:02.000 face because we all were like, oh, just Sena and 0:21:02.080 --> 0:21:04.880 Ivan are the real deal, and he just love it. 0:21:05.680 --> 0:21:09.120 Razzle is really good, Razzle dazzle given. Yes, he's got 0:21:09.119 --> 0:21:11.439 a pogerphase. I love that he didn't blow it for 0:21:11.560 --> 0:21:13.800 us because I feel like everyone else has always blown 0:21:13.800 --> 0:21:16.359 it for us. When they know things, they go I 0:21:16.359 --> 0:21:20.080 don't know mebe like they think they're hiding it. But 0:21:20.200 --> 0:21:24.960 he's he's our true poker face. Okay, So then they 0:21:25.000 --> 0:21:26.639 go out, they're excited to go on. The day is 0:21:26.680 --> 0:21:29.960 a double date. There's a lady there playing the flute. 0:21:30.359 --> 0:21:34.640 There's a big bed in the middle. She's an intimacy guru, Rob, 0:21:34.640 --> 0:21:36.959 Were you an intimacy gururu for a few years in 0:21:37.000 --> 0:21:40.520 the odds? Yeah, right at the beginning of the odds 0:21:40.520 --> 0:21:42.720 for a couple of years, um, you know, just getting 0:21:42.760 --> 0:21:45.959 by between jobs. But I liked it. I did like 0:21:46.040 --> 0:21:52.320 it in Studio City Studio, City Studio. Yeah. I like 0:21:52.400 --> 0:21:55.800 the guru part of it. Sure, sure, sure, sure, So 0:21:55.840 --> 0:22:00.520 that the huge bed Deandre's nervous carl. Meanwhile, back at 0:22:00.560 --> 0:22:02.879 the back at the ranch is freaking out. He was 0:22:02.960 --> 0:22:07.080 I need mi lady. So they're like, okay, so you're 0:22:07.080 --> 0:22:11.159 gonna blow all over top to bottom. Somebody tweeted it 0:22:11.200 --> 0:22:15.439 and pointed out, in the era of COVID, maybe doing 0:22:15.480 --> 0:22:19.119 a thing where you don't blow on somebody tip to toe, 0:22:20.240 --> 0:22:23.760 that's a good points, a good point blowing to toe 0:22:24.359 --> 0:22:28.719 side by side like like a blowjob, like, but actually 0:22:28.800 --> 0:22:32.560 blowing tip to toe until I was also thinking, like, 0:22:32.600 --> 0:22:35.240 what if you're not into that guy as a woman 0:22:36.480 --> 0:22:38.720 on the on that date, one of those two women, 0:22:38.720 --> 0:22:40.160 And that's where I was like, what if what if 0:22:40.200 --> 0:22:42.400 she's not into him? What if you're on a date 0:22:42.440 --> 0:22:44.760 with Chason, is what you're saying. What if you're with 0:22:44.960 --> 0:22:48.280 you look up and there's chases and just blowing on 0:22:48.440 --> 0:22:53.560 your face? That would just be weird During COVID, Laurie, 0:22:54.080 --> 0:22:57.600 how did you feel about the intimacy grew date, the 0:22:57.680 --> 0:23:01.639 blowing on the bed. I'm mean, I wanted to wrap 0:23:01.760 --> 0:23:08.080 myself in saran wrap while watching it. It was so painful, 0:23:09.000 --> 0:23:12.280 and you know what I mean. Granted, my intimacy pretty 0:23:12.320 --> 0:23:15.800 much extends to clipping my wife's toenails, but oh my god, 0:23:16.000 --> 0:23:21.199 can we tell everybody what happened. Okay, okay, okay, honestly 0:23:21.600 --> 0:23:27.520 they did not. Ok Here, here's the story is. So 0:23:28.000 --> 0:23:30.720 we have two children and we have the zoom parent 0:23:30.800 --> 0:23:38.600 teacher conferences and and so I and I finished the 0:23:38.680 --> 0:23:42.160 one conference earlier and my wife's on the other one 0:23:42.160 --> 0:23:45.480 and we're both just upstairs videos off in the uh 0:23:45.600 --> 0:23:48.520 just in the bed, nothing, you know, just just being 0:23:48.600 --> 0:23:51.159 lazy and uh. And so she was still watching our 0:23:51.200 --> 0:23:57.040 older child's uh PTA conference and um, I was doing 0:23:57.040 --> 0:23:59.160 some physical work during the day, and I'm like, oh, 0:23:59.240 --> 0:24:02.679 my feet. Really her, so she she took my my 0:24:02.680 --> 0:24:05.000 my foot that was giving me a foot rob rub 0:24:05.119 --> 0:24:07.280 and then this has never happened. And then like the 0:24:07.960 --> 0:24:10.280 eleven years we've been married, then she's like, oh, I 0:24:10.320 --> 0:24:13.280 think I'm gonna I think I'll just clip her tonnails. 0:24:13.359 --> 0:24:17.359 And then the teacher said something and then I and 0:24:17.400 --> 0:24:20.879