Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Thank god, it's paradise. I missed him.
Speaker 1: Thank god. These two guests are with me right now.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I will accept I will. You've caught
Speaker 1: me in a vulnerable moment. I'm just flattered. Ilcome to
Speaker 1: another episode of Will You Accept This Rose? My name
Speaker 1: is Arte Marine, coming to you from my bougee garage
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles, California. Oh my goodness, here I am today.
Speaker 1: I gotta say I needed a soft place to land today,
Speaker 1: and I brought in. I brought in my friends. This
Speaker 1: is a party with friends. This is a party with
Speaker 1: friends long distance with us. Today is a man God.
Speaker 1: Is he gonna find love? Is he gonna find love?
Speaker 1: We're so worried about him. You know him as God
Speaker 1: on Supernatural, like he does go from like heaven to
Speaker 1: hell because he's also on Lucifer. Excuse me as a frenchman.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what can't he do?
Speaker 1: But most importantly he's Bachelor of the Year and two
Speaker 1: and one. Will he find love? Ladies and gentlemen, our friend,
Speaker 1: we love him. Bachelor of the Year. Rub better day,
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you, thank you. It's so lovely to
Speaker 1: be back. And I'm so happy about Bachelor in Paradise.
Speaker 1: I legit can't wait for every new episode. I love it.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you we're back and I and every
Speaker 1: episode eads my soul. And I got to say, even
Speaker 1: though I loved David Spade, I think our friend Lance
Speaker 1: Bass should be made permanent host. I think he's so
Speaker 1: warm and compassionate with them. I am loving our friend
Speaker 1: Lance as also. I would be great. You would also
Speaker 1: be We would be a great duo. We would give Look,
Speaker 1: I like Tasian Caitlin, but I feel like you and
Speaker 1: I as a tag team host, like come on, male, female,
Speaker 1: please excuse me. We could really go like please excuse me,
Speaker 1: You're welcome. Please excuse me, thank you, you're welcome. I
Speaker 1: could be like Kenny talk to me, get so reasonable,
Speaker 1: like who knew are all boy band cover band managers?
Speaker 1: So reasonable? Like he's he's so levelheaded. I have a
Speaker 1: my crush has moved from Brendan to Kenny. I loved
Speaker 1: Kenny let he was so kind of not he was
Speaker 1: not a motive, was just very he was he got hurt,
Speaker 1: he could see he was hurt. He was also excited
Speaker 1: because he had a good point, like he had a
Speaker 1: good he had good leverage. Yes, but he wasn't even
Speaker 1: like too much of a dick about it, Like he
Speaker 1: was a very fair I felt that he was a
Speaker 1: fair prosecutor. Well, also also with us as a person
Speaker 1: that's going to weigh in, this is a woman whom
Speaker 1: we really bring me when we need, when we need
Speaker 1: the ken Burns of the Bachelor world. She is a
Speaker 1: she's like it's like having Yoda or you know, it's
Speaker 1: like really that level of like an obi one kind
Speaker 1: of coming in, come to us, talk to us. She
Speaker 1: is our bachelor historian. My friend Laurie, Well, what it's
Speaker 1: nice to see you. Thanks so much for having me here.
Speaker 1: How did you feel about um, about David Spade and
Speaker 1: Lance Bass overall, because you've seen every iteration and Dave
Speaker 1: Chappelle and and then justin t great the bicycles. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that your buddy Lance is doing spectacularly. I
Speaker 1: really appreciated, Uh, David Spade though, I have to say
Speaker 1: it was great. He was great arcasm. I liked how
Speaker 1: he made fun of them. They were smart to cast
Speaker 1: super fans because both of them are super fans of
Speaker 1: the show. And you could see that we know from
Speaker 1: Lance because he did the podcast last week. You could
Speaker 1: it felt like what David Spade is. You could see
Speaker 1: they were both excited to be in the Machine of Paradise. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it wasn't just like a casting stunt and they hadn't
Speaker 1: like they knew how exciting it. It would be like
Speaker 1: if you were super into like Harry Potter and you
Speaker 1: got to go to like Hogwarts totally. But is Little
Speaker 1: Wayne the next one? Is he next? I believe? So yeah,
Speaker 1: little little way it is coming up and I think
Speaker 1: it's a little John little thank you. And then we
Speaker 1: also have um um from from Kimmy Schmidt. Uh Titus, Yes,
Speaker 1: and I think he's also a super fan. But he's
Speaker 1: coming in hot with the facts, coming in hot with
Speaker 1: the fats. The production team Dr Tanna, Banana, Anna Hostia
Speaker 1: and Katie Levane helping us discern our little Wayne smart
Speaker 1: little bit. After you did a bit about Lance Armstrong,
Speaker 1: you then did that's a little little you know what
Speaker 1: you gotta just that's that that what it is, what
Speaker 1: it is, it is, what it is Murphy's law. How
Speaker 1: are you, Tanna, how are you Katie Levine, are are
Speaker 1: you so happy? I'm back at my WiFi. I am
Speaker 1: so happy that it sounds better and I don't have
Speaker 1: to try to clean it up and post. You know what,
Speaker 1: you did a great job. You're a wizard. And um god,
Speaker 1: was it such a joy to come home to my
Speaker 1: cat and and watch this program. Let's get going, I
Speaker 1: gotta tell you. So we start out incredible. I don't
Speaker 1: know that we've been in the boom boom room morning
Speaker 1: after this early on in the season. I loved it.
Speaker 1: I love seeing Morerisa and Riley waking up and then
Speaker 1: the editing that the Chef's kiss of the editors. Connor
Speaker 1: busy like doing like dipshit things in his room, like
Speaker 1: playing with the ukulele, and we still hear like soft moans.
Speaker 1: She's like Connor's a sweetheart, but Riley is literally everything
Speaker 1: every woman wants. I mean, he completely blow me up.
Speaker 1: Like it was just like groans and like as she
Speaker 1: was talking, she was reorgasming again thinking about it in
Speaker 1: the audio, Lorie, and did you love the disgusting audio?
Speaker 1: How did you feel? I'm fully on board with Morris
Speaker 1: and Riley. I think they're super cute. They're actually refreshingly normal. Uh,
Speaker 1: you know, and I feel bad for Connor. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm a little bit of a Connor defender, and Riley
Speaker 1: certainly doesn't excite me a whole bunch, but he certainly
Speaker 1: doesn't seem like a jerk. And I think I think
Speaker 1: Marissa is just spectacular. But she's getting a lot of
Speaker 1: online bullying apparently because she was in the boom Boom
Speaker 1: room and not Riley's not getting any online bullying. But no,
Speaker 1: so they're like slut shaming the woman. No, oh god,
Speaker 1: are you serious? God, I mean, like, don't they after
Speaker 1: this whole sex positive season we just had, couldn't they know? Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like people have sex. Yeah, well well this episode is
Speaker 1: the sex negative episode. Great, So people, what are they
Speaker 1: saying to her? Well, you know, I think they're just
Speaker 1: harassing her online so much that she did a Poe
Speaker 1: post and then Riley did a post saying that he
Speaker 1: actually calling out the double standard. Um, yes, anyway, like
Speaker 1: who cares? Throw up people? That's so lame, everybody. Look,
Speaker 1: I loved it. I love it. I am here for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I I Connor. I just I respect Lauria,
Speaker 1: respect your opinion. It's the it's the mature opinion. Connor.
Speaker 1: To me, he just such a boob. I like laughing
Speaker 1: at him. He's everything I don't want to be as
Speaker 1: a songwriter. Yes, there's a fellow guitar playing guy who
Speaker 1: writes songs like no, let me ever be that guy.
Speaker 1: He brings it, he brings his like um, his journal
Speaker 1: to to breakfast. Did you notice that he brings breakfast?
Speaker 1: You know? After no ye? Just to chop down some thoughts,
Speaker 1: It's funny when when there's characters on that show you
Speaker 1: your secret fear of, like the worst side of what
Speaker 1: you could be unchecked like and it's actually good to
Speaker 1: witness of, like okay, right right right, Like don't don't
Speaker 1: be like that? Like if ever, if there's a society
Speaker 1: of you that gets nervous and panicky and thirsty, like
Speaker 1: There's been certain characters that I felt that way in
Speaker 1: a lot of the Real Housewives franchise, Like sometimes I
Speaker 1: felt that way watching Tinsley fight, um, like when she
Speaker 1: would panic and fight with Dorinda and she was so
Speaker 1: bad at it. Now Anna knows what I'm talking about,
Speaker 1: but I would worry that I had a little Tinsley
Speaker 1: in me. I have a little ta a little bit crazy.
Speaker 1: Do you do you do you what flavor? Yes? You're
Speaker 1: like and then I can't pee and pooh? That was
Speaker 1: like wait what that was like an edit of like, wait,
Speaker 1: you can't pay? Like I understand traveling and getting constipated
Speaker 1: like that happens, but like, girl, what do you mean
Speaker 1: you can't pay? Katie's leading forward. Katie talked to us
Speaker 1: as Anna's assistant, as a as a resident and Anna's
Speaker 1: medical college. Tell us what what is that? You know know?
Speaker 1: I thought I actually rewound because I was like, did
Speaker 1: I miss something that she said earlier? Like why can't
Speaker 1: she pee and poop? And she doesn't mean like she
Speaker 1: there's no privacy? Is you know the travel getting to hers?
Speaker 1: Isn't she too hot? I didn't. I didn't get it
Speaker 1: now now as you're saying this. As you say this,
Speaker 1: I actually went to Toloom on my honeymoon, and I
Speaker 1: wouldn't recommend because it is they don't have plumbing to
Speaker 1: the pint, like you have to throw all toilet paper
Speaker 1: in the trash can. And I'm not sure there was
Speaker 1: a door that went top floor to ceiling. It might
Speaker 1: have been like a saloon situation. So I may have
Speaker 1: not pooped for like a week, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I think that might have just been not Either way,
Speaker 1: it's not sexy Katie leading for her here. I'd be like, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: we all got a ship. There's a book about it.
Speaker 1: You're freer than I am. I'm not saying that I'm right.
Speaker 1: I'm saying I'm a repressed New Englander. That was the
Speaker 1: all me. Now I'll just go and me and Kenny.
Speaker 1: When Kenny and I go on our honeymoon, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be a poop fest. Dr Banana, how are you? I'm good,
Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm just listening to you guys and wondering
Speaker 1: would I be able to know you couldn't you? Could you?
Speaker 1: You would be open, but you'd be like Zach, get out.
Speaker 1: You would say, get out, I need to poop. I
Speaker 1: just acted like I'd sewn up that, like my I
Speaker 1: didn't have any more intestines, so I didn't need to poop.
Speaker 1: It's like not a thing I don't have that I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. All those tacos, they just they don't go anywhere,
Speaker 1: just go in and stay anyway. Um, that's professional denial.
Speaker 1: That's professional. Oh oh, you ain't seen nothing yet, so
Speaker 1: that may have. Um Ivan thinks that he and just
Speaker 1: sending it are exclusive. Which as soon as you see
Speaker 1: that editing, you know, like storms a broom, whenever somebody
Speaker 1: says oh no, so and so like as soon as
Speaker 1: on the date later, as soon as grocery store Joe,
Speaker 1: who is winning me over? Winning me over? I didn't
Speaker 1: know what you had said before. Yes, I had not
Speaker 1: said on air the rumor that we heard from somebody.
Speaker 1: I'm also I'm because we have heard that. I'm I
Speaker 1: go back and forth, but I'm torn anyway. But as
Speaker 1: soon as he said, I would feel nothing. If Kendall
Speaker 1: came in, you know, you knew Kendall is gonna descend.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's no way Kendall wasn't like on a
Speaker 1: jet pack flying over the resort. Okay, so then he
Speaker 1: So then we have incomes Chris and Chasin the Smoke Brows.
Speaker 1: So it's like they were the ones that everybody got
Speaker 1: mad about the Smoke Show. I did enjoy the sweet
Speaker 1: what is what is the sweet Canadian that we all love?
Speaker 1: So Arena Serena saying what woman like that they were
Speaker 1: thought it was mad to be called a smoke show.
Speaker 1: It was like every woman wants to be called a
Speaker 1: smoke show. I made T shirts about it. I made
Speaker 1: O G Smoke Show t shirts. I'm hoping people see
Speaker 1: me in my T shirt and say, oh, you are
Speaker 1: the O G Smoke Show. Um. So then they're like,
Speaker 1: boy did they edit? They really played up the bromance
Speaker 1: of these two coming in and they're like, well, there's
Speaker 1: a beach full of smoke shows to smoke bros looking
Speaker 1: for smoke shows, and if they don't find that, they
Speaker 1: can walk off into the sunset together. Here we go,
Speaker 1: let's lock arms Chris and Jason. I don't even know
Speaker 1: what to say. Neither of those guys have have game
Speaker 1: at all now, Like chastened to me is a good look.
Speaker 1: It looks like a good looking dude on paper, right eyebrows.
Speaker 1: And but then he'd sit down and be like, so
Speaker 1: the beach and stuff, like he just said nothing. Is
Speaker 1: he a dumb dumb? He be a dumb dumb? Lorie?
Speaker 1: Do you think he's a dumb dumb? I think he's
Speaker 1: I think I think he's a dumb dumb. I mean,
Speaker 1: but he was going up against Carl so that that
Speaker 1: was Jason's competitionary. It was like the Battle of the
Speaker 1: over by its good each other. You know, it's I
Speaker 1: really actually I don't know who I would have picked
Speaker 1: with those two. I mean, DeAndre is a total babe
Speaker 1: getting pulled in a tug of war between like like,
Speaker 1: where's the soft place to land for DeAndre? I mean,
Speaker 1: she's like she's a smoke show Katie. Katie wants to
Speaker 1: hop in. I love it. I love seeing it. You guys,
Speaker 1: you didn't bring up the most important thing. Who the
Speaker 1: fuck is Chris? You've never seen that guy before, he
Speaker 1: has never been on the show. Great point, we don't
Speaker 1: know who he is. I've never seen that point before
Speaker 1: in my entire life. That's exactly what Mitten scream when
Speaker 1: she saw Mittens goes. Mitts took her thumb and then
Speaker 1: she signed to me, who the funk is that? That's what?
Speaker 1: Who is he? He go out night? Number one? Clear? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So there's no way that a they're saying allegedly that
Speaker 1: SENI like that was her number one, Like she was
Speaker 1: talking about another Chris. Sorry, she was talking about another Chriss.
Speaker 1: She was not talking about that guy. Nobody knows who
Speaker 1: he is. I'm convinced of it, except for she except
Speaker 1: for her panties, started doing backflips when she's fucking did
Speaker 1: like mouth baby bird Strawberry feeding time, like, I just
Speaker 1: I can't. Apparently she hung out with him before the ship. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's why we have you on, Laurie. That's why we
Speaker 1: have you on. Tell us everything, tell us more, tells everything.
Speaker 1: All right, you need to come out every week, Larry.
Speaker 1: So I guess, Oh my god, this is so utterly
Speaker 1: depressing that I know this, but but that's why I'm
Speaker 1: here for you. So there was some sort of screenshot
Speaker 1: of maybe uh a social media post that she did
Speaker 1: where um, she was hanging out with him, and so
Speaker 1: I think they had some interaction prior and so she
Speaker 1: and she acted like she hadn't met him. That's bullshit.
Speaker 1: And she was like so on her high horse, like
Speaker 1: calling out that she would not like that from another gal,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. And yet good for her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like her. I like her too. She's I just
Speaker 1: don't see, she says. He he ticks that final box
Speaker 1: for her. I know, spark, which is the spark. I
Speaker 1: just what, Strawberry. I can't I mean Ivan is the
Speaker 1: whole package. Like, Ivan is so hot, Ivan is an engineer,
Speaker 1: he's cool. Uh Tanna as a medical sex theist? What
Speaker 1: is this chemical reaction? I mean we haven't gotten to
Speaker 1: the date yet, but like, did you see something as
Speaker 1: a physician that we didn't see her? No? No, not
Speaker 1: at all. I don't know what's going on. I'm not
Speaker 1: buying it. I've honestly never really been a fan of
Speaker 1: your sand There's something about her. I don't trust her.
Speaker 1: I thought she pretended to be some like ally of
Speaker 1: of non bullying and then in the end turned around
Speaker 1: and bullied the minivan girl, which I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: sorry she showed up, but you're still being a bully.
Speaker 1: So I'm not rapiant. Sorry. I've always been a little
Speaker 1: like about her, so I don't know. This feels weird
Speaker 1: to me. I felt like she had a better spark
Speaker 1: with Ivan, and this guy is like like I feel
Speaker 1: like I have face blindness with him, Like I can't
Speaker 1: picture what he looks like right now, like at all.
Speaker 1: I just know he exists and I'm just not buying it. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm going to add something. I feel like I have
Speaker 1: a groove in my brain that has jumped a from
Speaker 1: like one lane to the next. Is it Yessenia or
Speaker 1: just Senia. I think it's just Sena because I work
Speaker 1: with four Yessenia's and now my mind is a mess. Sorry,
Speaker 1: people called her Yessenia last night. There was a few
Speaker 1: people who said, Yesenia. I think it's spelled with a y.
Speaker 1: Then if it's Yesenya, isn't it. Well I've seen it
Speaker 1: spelled with a why though as well? I don't know
Speaker 1: because I know that I know. The reason I've said
Speaker 1: just Senia was because Miles always does all right, Hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just say that's why I always I Then I thought, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, I just want to make sure I got
Speaker 1: a right. He would know. I feel I just want
Speaker 1: to make sure I got it right because I get
Speaker 1: a little groove in my brain and I say things wrong. Well,
Speaker 1: there is there you can't There is Yessenia with a
Speaker 1: y the name as well. But yeah, I think you're
Speaker 1: right that like some places, the j obviously is like sounds.
Speaker 1: I just feel like last night people were there's a
Speaker 1: few people saying that, yeah, and then Anna just said ya,
Speaker 1: And then I thought, Emma, I like my aunt that
Speaker 1: forgot so I just wanted to check in. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: so um so here we go. So uh, Chason pulls Deandra.
Speaker 1: He also pulls Mari um and the Mari starts doing
Speaker 1: a long winded thing basically like excited that he pulled her,
Speaker 1: but like trying to explain how she didn't feel like
Speaker 1: she was exactly on the same page as Kenny, but
Speaker 1: that she felt like she really liked Kenny but she
Speaker 1: wanted to be able to explore. This was the beginning
Speaker 1: of my favorite narrative of the evening, which we will
Speaker 1: get to my favorite madness. This is where we saw
Speaker 1: that Mari sabotage. She was a little self sabotaging. She
Speaker 1: had a blind spot on on her communications. So this
Speaker 1: it starts here like this weird, very roundabout so she's like,
Speaker 1: we're still we're on the same page, but it was
Speaker 1: very like, you know, we're together, but we're not fully together.
Speaker 1: But I want to explore but I don't know, but
Speaker 1: I want somebody that like, one time, once we're both them,
Speaker 1: we can fully commit and told them we can go
Speaker 1: on dates if you I mean, he was like, Chasen
Speaker 1: just thought this is too high maintenance. Let me go
Speaker 1: pull just Henny. He goes, she's gorgeous. So they ask
Speaker 1: out Deandra and just Senia, and I gotta say both
Speaker 1: of them walked out without saying goodbye to I, Evan
Speaker 1: or Carl. Both of them were like, boy, bye, How
Speaker 1: did you feel about that, Rob? As a gentleman, if
Speaker 1: your lady friend that you thought you were in a
Speaker 1: twin it with just walk past you, how would you feel? Uh?
Speaker 1: Not great? Not great? No, no, And and that this
Speaker 1: is the part of the show where I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: that would be me. I'd be that would be me
Speaker 1: being you know, sad on the rocks you'd be taking.
Speaker 1: You'd be like grocery store Joe, can you move over?
Speaker 1: This is my racket now? Um? Yeah. It wasn't great.
Speaker 1: And then I realized, like because I thought, yeah, I
Speaker 1: didn't my first instincts like no one's gonna fall for
Speaker 1: these two dubes. I know I was shot. I couldn't
Speaker 1: I put money last week on with with Lance. I
Speaker 1: I put money on Ivan and just Senia going for
Speaker 1: an engagement. I realized after that amazing day and then
Speaker 1: the underwater cross shot, I thought Katie's leading forward talked
Speaker 1: to us Katie Iveice today she's coming in hot. And
Speaker 1: I love just gonna say, well, Lances quite a poker
Speaker 1: face because we all were like, oh, just Sena and
Speaker 1: Ivan are the real deal, and he just love it.
Speaker 1: Razzle is really good, Razzle dazzle given. Yes, he's got
Speaker 1: a pogerphase. I love that he didn't blow it for
Speaker 1: us because I feel like everyone else has always blown
Speaker 1: it for us. When they know things, they go I
Speaker 1: don't know mebe like they think they're hiding it. But
Speaker 1: he's he's our true poker face. Okay, So then they
Speaker 1: go out, they're excited to go on. The day is
Speaker 1: a double date. There's a lady there playing the flute.
Speaker 1: There's a big bed in the middle. She's an intimacy guru, Rob,
Speaker 1: Were you an intimacy gururu for a few years in
Speaker 1: the odds? Yeah, right at the beginning of the odds
Speaker 1: for a couple of years, um, you know, just getting
Speaker 1: by between jobs. But I liked it. I did like
Speaker 1: it in Studio City Studio, City Studio. Yeah. I like
Speaker 1: the guru part of it. Sure, sure, sure, sure, So
Speaker 1: that the huge bed Deandre's nervous carl. Meanwhile, back at
Speaker 1: the back at the ranch is freaking out. He was
Speaker 1: I need mi lady. So they're like, okay, so you're
Speaker 1: gonna blow all over top to bottom. Somebody tweeted it
Speaker 1: and pointed out, in the era of COVID, maybe doing
Speaker 1: a thing where you don't blow on somebody tip to toe,
Speaker 1: that's a good points, a good point blowing to toe
Speaker 1: side by side like like a blowjob, like, but actually
Speaker 1: blowing tip to toe until I was also thinking, like,
Speaker 1: what if you're not into that guy as a woman
Speaker 1: on the on that date, one of those two women,
Speaker 1: And that's where I was like, what if what if
Speaker 1: she's not into him? What if you're on a date
Speaker 1: with Chason, is what you're saying. What if you're with
Speaker 1: you look up and there's chases and just blowing on
Speaker 1: your face? That would just be weird During COVID, Laurie,
Speaker 1: how did you feel about the intimacy grew date, the
Speaker 1: blowing on the bed. I'm mean, I wanted to wrap
Speaker 1: myself in saran wrap while watching it. It was so painful,
Speaker 1: and you know what I mean. Granted, my intimacy pretty
Speaker 1: much extends to clipping my wife's toenails, but oh my god,
Speaker 1: can we tell everybody what happened. Okay, okay, okay, honestly
Speaker 1: they did not. Ok Here, here's the story is. So
Speaker 1: we have two children and we have the zoom parent
Speaker 1: teacher conferences and and so I and I finished the
Speaker 1: one conference earlier and my wife's on the other one
Speaker 1: and we're both just upstairs videos off in the uh
Speaker 1: just in the bed, nothing, you know, just just being
Speaker 1: lazy and uh. And so she was still watching our
Speaker 1: older child's uh PTA conference and um, I was doing
Speaker 1: some physical work during the day, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: my feet. Really her, so she she took my my
Speaker 1: my foot that was giving me a foot rob rub
Speaker 1: and then this has never happened. And then like the
Speaker 1: eleven years we've been married, then she's like, oh, I
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna I think I'll just clip her tonnails.
Speaker 1: And then the teacher said something and then I and
Speaker 1: then I look, I look over and I say, you
Speaker 1: hears not Oh god, off, you're even just because the
Speaker 1: kid then you can't see that, but you're you know,
Speaker 1: like you can't see your face, does me now you're
Speaker 1: not on camera? And then the tea was like, you know,
Speaker 1: you know what, well, we'll send him the recording now
Speaker 1: to the glass. Anybody missed it And I was like,
Speaker 1: oh wait. I was like, I'm not gonna watch that video,
Speaker 1: like I need like your tough is by your wife.
Speaker 1: We've been together forever. I'm what happened. That is so
Speaker 1: o my god. That is oh my god, that's so good.
Speaker 1: All Right, we're gonna take a quick break. We're gonna
Speaker 1: leave you with that, and we're gonna be right back.
Speaker 1: And you guys got a nice I know that you
Speaker 1: need a cool down drink to like cool off after that.
Speaker 1: And it's so hot. I got hot. Oh I need
Speaker 1: a sexual time out. And we're back. So then, um Deandra,
Speaker 1: we're back with the with the with the blow the
Speaker 1: blow into missy Guru. She's like, normally I don't want
Speaker 1: to be touched, which is hard for an intimacy date
Speaker 1: on television. She goes, but I'm comfortable with chase him.
Speaker 1: And then uh, just Senia is like so horny for Chris,
Speaker 1: who doesn't exist, as Katie pointed out, who we do
Speaker 1: not know. She thinks she's never been a cast member.
Speaker 1: And then they pulled out the ancient secrets of the
Speaker 1: Karmas Sutra, and then they had to do every position
Speaker 1: and they're like, this is the turtle. This is by
Speaker 1: the way, those ladies were so flexible. If I was
Speaker 1: supposed to put my unkle on somebody's shoulder, I think
Speaker 1: my hips can open like one degree. Like literally, I
Speaker 1: couldn't even put him on somebody's thigh. Like what like,
Speaker 1: do you want to get some bad footage? JBC send
Speaker 1: me on an intimacy guru date and had me do
Speaker 1: the kmmis future position standing up doing a full split
Speaker 1: on somebody's shoulder, Rob, how did you feel watching that?
Speaker 1: Incredibly uncomfortable? Again, I would like to have seen something
Speaker 1: where the woman offered consent. Yes, it just didn't feel right, like, hey,
Speaker 1: I just met you, and now you're gonna ride me backwards?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? It's just okay, agreed, Yeah, Lorie,
Speaker 1: I mean you're talking to somebody who can barely tie
Speaker 1: your shoes. But I you know, I was mainly confused
Speaker 1: by the book and the way the way Kama Sutra
Speaker 1: was spelled. Yeah, I thought, is that is that Maybe
Speaker 1: it's a different kind of Maybe it's it's the Spanish
Speaker 1: version that's what I thought, or maybe it's the one
Speaker 1: that was like that they could get cleared by ABC.
Speaker 1: It was like, you know what I mean that, he says.
Speaker 1: So then Chris goes, do I kiss j Senia And
Speaker 1: she goes, I've been waiting to see you. So then
Speaker 1: they are they're like, they're they're chatting, they're having champagne,
Speaker 1: his drawberries. She's like, you know, I'm taking off all
Speaker 1: the boxes. I haven't ticks all the box, but one
Speaker 1: thing is missing with ivan, you seem to fill it.
Speaker 1: And then she sticks the strawberry in her mouth and
Speaker 1: like she and she said she really liked she was
Speaker 1: horny for strawberry kiss to the point where she kept
Speaker 1: putting in like loading the strawberry like pez dispenser, sticking
Speaker 1: out in her mouth, like feeding the baby bird the
Speaker 1: strawberry like she she thought that was like the sexiest.
Speaker 1: She loved loved it. And you know what, good for her,
Speaker 1: like good for her to know that's my thing. It's
Speaker 1: a simple thing. It's a cheap thing of strawberries. I
Speaker 1: can execute this easily. Nobody gets hurt. Anna. Have you
Speaker 1: ever fed zach fruit with your mouth? No, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: even think of that as like a thing to do.
Speaker 1: I would have never crossed my mind. Has anybody here
Speaker 1: ever had food fed to them mouth to mouth? I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's sure you have Laura, you have me and
Speaker 1: I probably did seek it up. But it's still grows
Speaker 1: Back in the day, I remember that Laurie and I
Speaker 1: liked it. I loved it. I was here for it.
Speaker 1: I was here for it. There was like a window
Speaker 1: in time where Laurie was like, I'm a rascal, show
Speaker 1: me the strawberries. Yeah, right, house Again, I traveled there
Speaker 1: and I would just load it up. Yeah, and then okay,
Speaker 1: So then um so then they were like, oh they
Speaker 1: love it. The fruit in the mouth. Meanwhile, Demi, back
Speaker 1: at the ranch, tells Ivan that he needs to mingle.
Speaker 1: He's like, She's like, look, I'm sorry, man, she you
Speaker 1: were one of two. Everybody knew she wanted you and Chris,
Speaker 1: so I actually this was a moment in the show
Speaker 1: where Demi was okay and she had at this moment
Speaker 1: she had his back and she's like, look, the women
Speaker 1: of the Roses, So if you want to be here,
Speaker 1: you should at least go chat with somebody else. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like her. I think she really brings a lot
Speaker 1: to the show. She really makes me laugh. She's like
Speaker 1: the comic relief of the show for me, Laurie and
Speaker 1: then Katie, because I said, Katie coming in out, Laurie,
Speaker 1: you're next. I mean it just depends which version one
Speaker 1: point or two point we have one point oh again,
Speaker 1: two point oh was a self realized, the heartfelt, the
Speaker 1: soft underbelly. Like we with the no bravado last year.
Speaker 1: We're back to one point oh in one of your
Speaker 1: time each tarade right like it's completely thirsty and I
Speaker 1: mean this this version of her, Yes, sure, I appreciate her.
Speaker 1: I like her narration. Um, this version, I appreciate you
Speaker 1: do you do no, no, no of this particular talking
Speaker 1: to Ivan talking to Okay, Yes, yes, I liked her
Speaker 1: with Ivan, Katie coming forward, coming in hot, talk to us. Well,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say that my friend Chelsea Um, she
Speaker 1: was saying that she likes her because she DEMI is
Speaker 1: the only person who knows what show she's on, right,
Speaker 1: And I think that's a very good way to describe him.
Speaker 1: And she's also made a career out of it, Like
Speaker 1: it's fun to watch people that are they're actually looking
Speaker 1: for love, which is I feel like what Serena is
Speaker 1: right now. So somebody who just knows what shows her on.
Speaker 1: She's she's there is basically a cast member of a
Speaker 1: television program, like I played Demi, but she's not looking
Speaker 1: to get engaged and she's just going to Chicago to
Speaker 1: run a grocery store. But even but at the end
Speaker 1: of the show last night, when she said to Mari, like,
Speaker 1: what show do you think you're on? This is what
Speaker 1: we do? You know what I mean? Like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: there's like because I just feel like she she actually
Speaker 1: had a pretty good point in that moment, like Mari
Speaker 1: was the one who said Marie really screwed. Mari did
Speaker 1: everything wrong last night. Between who she chose to trust,
Speaker 1: her identication, I think Demi's I think she's a bright Really,
Speaker 1: she's smarter than she leads on. I think the conversation
Speaker 1: that we saw or have with what's his name just
Speaker 1: now that we're talking about this is the best version. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's her inside, that's her. But that's why I feel
Speaker 1: like when she does go into at one point, Oh,
Speaker 1: she's doing it, I don't know, to consciously sort of
Speaker 1: just to get air time, I think, but also to
Speaker 1: know that that's what keeps her on the program. Like
Speaker 1: somebody's addicted to being on television. Tanna, I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: it to Tanna. No, I agree. I think I think
Speaker 1: Demi is one. I think she she enjoys it, like
Speaker 1: it's fun for her to like, you know, be like
Speaker 1: the person who goes in and fucking fox things up.
Speaker 1: But like I think she like she understand like if
Speaker 1: she was a secret agent, Like she knows her mission
Speaker 1: but but it's all but the but to me at
Speaker 1: a certain point, yes, but I feel like her mission
Speaker 1: is complete that somebody else's mission now, like you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, The mission doesn't just go move in
Speaker 1: forever to Paradise every year to come like with no
Speaker 1: possibility of ever really falling in love with somebody, because
Speaker 1: I think the mission also includes falling off anyone. We'll
Speaker 1: keep going because we could get stuck on this. We've
Speaker 1: got we have. There will be many more conversations about
Speaker 1: Demi coming up. This is just the tiny ivan you
Speaker 1: need to mingle one. Meanwhile, Abigail gets a bug in
Speaker 1: our nose and freaks the funk out. Loved it. I'm
Speaker 1: loving she and Noah. Laurie, how do you feel about
Speaker 1: Abigail and Noah? I mean, I think they're holly uninteresting
Speaker 1: but sweet great. I respect that. So then Marie says
Speaker 1: to Kenny, look, I gotta talk to you, Kenny. I
Speaker 1: don't want to have what ifs. You know. I I here,
Speaker 1: I am on my journey. I want to be able
Speaker 1: to go if somebody asked me, I want to be
Speaker 1: able to He's like, all right, so you want me
Speaker 1: to back off? Just look, I just let's be oh been.
Speaker 1: He's like, ah no, I don't want this. I don't
Speaker 1: do this. So it sounds like you want to have
Speaker 1: your cake and eat it too, which became a recurring
Speaker 1: theme of the night. And uh and he's like hurt
Speaker 1: though he's like he's like, you know, everybody thinks the
Speaker 1: grass is greener and then you go over to the
Speaker 1: grass and it's not greener. Like I liked that. He
Speaker 1: was sort of like, I've been burned in the past
Speaker 1: when I haven't been able to commit and I've lost things,
Speaker 1: and now like as a four year old man on
Speaker 1: the beach, and like I think he's like, I like Mari,
Speaker 1: and I'm ready to be a one mary man and
Speaker 1: I'm committing to it and I don't need to like
Speaker 1: see if the grass is greener and she's like whoa,
Speaker 1: whoa woo and um, and then Mari goes, did I
Speaker 1: just sunk this up? So then she goes and talks
Speaker 1: to Demi. Here we go and we're off. Mari goes
Speaker 1: to Demi. She goes, I just sunk this up. But
Speaker 1: I'm here to meet people. I have to allow myself
Speaker 1: to explore things. I have to have the hard conversations.
Speaker 1: And then she says to Demi, look, I've been pulled
Speaker 1: by every new guy. And then Demi goes, okay, stop flexing.
Speaker 1: And then she's like, She's like, look, you know, go
Speaker 1: go yeah, go be free and then make your moves.
Speaker 1: And then as soon as Mary walks away, Demi goes, sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm going for your man's and uh, and she goes, Kenny,
Speaker 1: I heard he likes to be naked. I like to
Speaker 1: be naked. And then she pulls Kenny aside and he says,
Speaker 1: those cheeks have been out all week, and then she goes, oh,
Speaker 1: there's my nipple. And then they had the grossest kiss
Speaker 1: since Connor and the history of television. He'sn't even worse kisser.
Speaker 1: Then she is the grossest kiss her They have ever seen,
Speaker 1: and she goes, I'm trying to go to the boom
Speaker 1: boom room tonight with Kenny, and Mary's watching it all
Speaker 1: and she's crying. Robbie, b I'm gonna let you take
Speaker 1: it off to the This is why I of the show.
Speaker 1: I mean, the conversation they had to before the kiss
Speaker 1: was so it was like two It was like it
Speaker 1: was like a porno It really was watching a porn
Speaker 1: star acting. It really was like, there was my Nepp,
Speaker 1: you like that, and he's like, I kind of do
Speaker 1: like it, and then he kind of bit her lip
Speaker 1: in a weird way with his lips, like their lip
Speaker 1: with his lip. He did like a I mean, and
Speaker 1: of course cue the tears from Marie. That's why I
Speaker 1: watched the show. I guess That's what I'm saying is
Speaker 1: you write, whatever demise reasons are probably not like the best,
Speaker 1: most honorable reasons, but it's sure it's fun to watch.
Speaker 1: She's a fun she's a fire starter, she's she is
Speaker 1: Drew Barrymore and fire starters, or Lourie talked to us.
Speaker 1: I mean, it was like a back gume cleaner show.
Speaker 1: It was she's so thirsty that she turned from a
Speaker 1: straw sucking like the same into like enormous vacuum cleaner,
Speaker 1: just liiva out of his mouth. And so you know
Speaker 1: she's the last person that Murray should have been talking
Speaker 1: to about this. Yeah, and you know she and you're
Speaker 1: right and that she and Connor are complete kissing soul mates. Yea,
Speaker 1: that needs to happen. That needs to happen. But it
Speaker 1: was it was. I mean, the quality of the banter
Speaker 1: a lot to be desired. God, do you have any
Speaker 1: of that written down? Ard? And what they said in
Speaker 1: that conversation, it was just like you know, it was
Speaker 1: about the nipple. It was about the cheeks hanging out
Speaker 1: like a body of bodies, of bodies a body, I
Speaker 1: said Katie wanting to get in. I love it. This
Speaker 1: episode struck a nerve with Katie talked to us, you
Speaker 1: wanted to comment on the kissing style. Yeah, because first
Speaker 1: of all, Connor is a bad kisser. I don't think
Speaker 1: DEMI I think she's just trying to eat your face.
Speaker 1: I don't necessarily I think I would like it was.
Speaker 1: It was bad in like a different way. I think
Speaker 1: together they would like be the worst kiss in the
Speaker 1: whole world. It has to happen. We have to see it. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's what it is. Yeah, I've never seen a kiss
Speaker 1: like that. I literally, I mean you also, you're on
Speaker 1: TV as like the Vixen. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm gonna take your man watch out. I
Speaker 1: look good, So like be a really good kisser, do
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? Like nobody wants to keep
Speaker 1: kissing somebody that eats their face, Tanna, where does this
Speaker 1: kissing style come from? Your? Doctor? Doctor? Doctor? How does
Speaker 1: this happen? It did feel like like a porn in
Speaker 1: the sense that they're like acting like it's it's so
Speaker 1: hot that you're like, is it I don't know, I'm
Speaker 1: not it's that hot. I mean he was like, oh my,
Speaker 1: oh my god stopped like yeah, you know how he
Speaker 1: was like paying the camera up, you know, leave something
Speaker 1: to a mystery. That was just like, I know, I
Speaker 1: also felt like if you're flirting with him, to me, look,
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm talking about, but this is
Speaker 1: my my gut says, play a little more teasing and
Speaker 1: like give a little kid like have a little fun
Speaker 1: of a chase. Like to me, that's more exciting, Like
Speaker 1: like if you yeah, like, if you're a sure thing,
Speaker 1: at least like tease it out a little bit, right.
Speaker 1: I kind of want to kiss you right now, and
Speaker 1: he's like, do it? I mean, if you did, I
Speaker 1: kiss you back. Oh my god, I can't believe I
Speaker 1: would go out with Kenny. Why are we blacking out?
Speaker 1: Is her vagina hanging out? Or do they just not
Speaker 1: want us to see? I think she's in a thong.
Speaker 1: I think she's wearing thong so we can show all
Speaker 1: those other things. We can't show a bottom, We can't
Speaker 1: show tussies. I don't think in America. I don't think
Speaker 1: we can do thongs. Do you ever wonder what that
Speaker 1: they just put a black box on something? Even even
Speaker 1: if there's nothing that I have won, if he wasn't
Speaker 1: really naked, we asked Lance apparently had a sock on
Speaker 1: his dick. Okay, sure, but it was just a sock. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'd I'd buy that. Yeah, We're like I need to know,
Speaker 1: but yeah, and then clearly I'm sure ABC was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: you have to put clothes on, because, like he said,
Speaker 1: like he did it for one episode and I'm sure
Speaker 1: standards in practice was like, this is you can't we
Speaker 1: can't have a naked four year old man on the
Speaker 1: beach for the entire not the whole month. So then
Speaker 1: um so then Connor, Oh my god, somebody says to
Speaker 1: mauricea have you talked to Connor? And we hear bad
Speaker 1: boy music and out he comes in his crazy fucking outfit,
Speaker 1: his matching like romper onesie, like half floral half orange
Speaker 1: jail stripe. I have to say, I feel like Well
Speaker 1: has had a lot of good one liners when he
Speaker 1: insulted him, like the thought like he had like a
Speaker 1: whole bunch of good one liners. He came dressed to
Speaker 1: impress in a silk romper, and then he put his
Speaker 1: foot up. He was a kimono convict him and they
Speaker 1: kept all the guys were like, that's pretty fire. He
Speaker 1: looks pretty fire. I mean, I got to say, I
Speaker 1: don't know that I could pull that off, but I'd
Speaker 1: say Connor's pretty bold and fire. That's Aaron obviously, and
Speaker 1: it's like so then so then there he is in
Speaker 1: his ridiculous outfit, his like onesie, and he pulls Maurice aside,
Speaker 1: who's just gotten like banged, like the mast bang of
Speaker 1: her life in the boom boom room like bone Zone,
Speaker 1: like happily in the like a successful trip to the
Speaker 1: boom Boom room. And he's like standing there like in
Speaker 1: her grandmother's fucking romper, and he goes, god, you look
Speaker 1: so hot last night and she was like, uh huh
Speaker 1: the fuck like and he's like did you come home late?
Speaker 1: And like and then he was like what are you
Speaker 1: doing later? She's like, I don't know. And he's like,
Speaker 1: she's like, look, we have a lot in comment, like
Speaker 1: what are you doing tonight? You got planned Like I'm
Speaker 1: trying to put together a date. I'm gonna do a
Speaker 1: homemade date car to d I y date And she's
Speaker 1: like we'll see. And then Taj was like, look they
Speaker 1: went to the boom Boom room and he was like, whoa,
Speaker 1: I'm just friendly guy. Everybody left. No, you're just the
Speaker 1: guy who's trying to get people to listen to your
Speaker 1: Spotify channel. That's how did he not know that? How
Speaker 1: did he not read the room on that conversation? How
Speaker 1: did that was? How was that such a surprise? I
Speaker 1: mean you know what I mean? He was like, did
Speaker 1: you think that well that conversation She's like, He's like,
Speaker 1: I want to make my own date car for you,
Speaker 1: and she's like, M like maybe, yeah, she was not interested, Katie,
Speaker 1: Katie talk to us. I was really kind of piste
Speaker 1: off that she didn't just come forward with him and
Speaker 1: just be like, Hey, I had a good time getting
Speaker 1: to know you, but we really connected. I really like him.
Speaker 1: I'm going to hang out with him. I relate the
Speaker 1: same way that started to interrupt. I saw that I
Speaker 1: want to keep coming back to you, so don't don't
Speaker 1: go away, um in the same way, just as you
Speaker 1: mentioned that, because I don't want you to move on.
Speaker 1: When Rob said his fear about being the guy with
Speaker 1: the guitar, my fear would be being on. This would
Speaker 1: be being like in amor I would also panic and
Speaker 1: not know how to tell him. Well, it's very hard
Speaker 1: to tell somebody that you're not into them and there's
Speaker 1: someone you like more. But I mean, it's just so
Speaker 1: much messier to lead someone on. I feel like a
Speaker 1: clean break is just the best, because I mean, she
Speaker 1: didn't tell him that, She's just like, oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: would love that, and then she would have made out
Speaker 1: with Riley for the rest of the day in front
Speaker 1: of them. No, it's definitely the kinder thing to do.
Speaker 1: I'm not proud of the fact that I'm a coward.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I watch it and I think, oh
Speaker 1: my god, that would be me and I would be
Speaker 1: so at least at least just Sanny I was very upfront,
Speaker 1: Like I liked that. I really appreciate it. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't have the balls. I'm just I wish I
Speaker 1: was wired more like that, and I'm not. I fear
Speaker 1: I'm more like, Yeah, I really respected just Senya for
Speaker 1: really just being absolutely blunt forward. And it hurt Ivan,
Speaker 1: but he knew. He hurt me too. It hurt me
Speaker 1: for her saying that I couldn't believe. But I think
Speaker 1: it's better to know. Um LORI I completely agree. I mean,
Speaker 1: I wish that she would have been more direct, but
Speaker 1: I also appreciated that he was fairly direct with her
Speaker 1: initially in asking her. You know, he was fishing for information. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you know, she just needs to cut the cord
Speaker 1: on the romper and let him go. She's got to
Speaker 1: cut the rompers, set the romper free. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: and I I I feel kind of bad for him.
Speaker 1: I think I did know He's he seems like a
Speaker 1: sweet guy, and he's just gonna what did he say
Speaker 1: he was going to be the friendly guy who everyone
Speaker 1: I'm just the friendly guy who everybody likes. I've been that,
Speaker 1: I've been that person. I'm like the fun friend. I've
Speaker 1: been neutered court Jester to everybody else who was getting lay. Yeah, exactly, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you knew me that, Laurie. You knew me that. Although
Speaker 1: I did kiss a lot of people, but that was
Speaker 1: in high school. I did not. Um. So then we have, uh,
Speaker 1: Natasha talks to Lance and she's upset and because she's
Speaker 1: been mc brendan, and he says to her, how do
Speaker 1: you feel about the next two days? Um? And she
Speaker 1: really wants him to kiss her and he hasn't yet,
Speaker 1: And in my mind, I'm like, just even his phrasing
Speaker 1: of that, it's like, oh, he just needs to get
Speaker 1: to the next two days because his lady's coming on
Speaker 1: day three, like like Piper the rumor like that he
Speaker 1: was seeing Piper. So like with him saying how do
Speaker 1: you feel about the next two days, it's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: two more days. I was just gonna make it through
Speaker 1: two more days and then maybe in the next round
Speaker 1: my lady shows up. I'm so naive. I missed the
Speaker 1: whole thing. That was when he was on the day
Speaker 1: with Denny, he was like he was hooking up a
Speaker 1: Piper and then like and he's like, leeah, but I
Speaker 1: like you more. But he still hasn't kissed her. I
Speaker 1: just thought maybe he just wasn't comfortable making out on camera,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And I'm wrong? Doctor, what
Speaker 1: is it? Talk to us? What would you say? This
Speaker 1: is a symptom of Unfortunately, I think he's playing her
Speaker 1: at least, at least he's a gentleman enough that he's
Speaker 1: not playing her and also making out with her. He's
Speaker 1: playing her. He's playing her emotionally, but not he's not
Speaker 1: taking physical Piper coming to the show. Are we saying
Speaker 1: that or that's what we're saying? Okay, all right, he's
Speaker 1: been seen in the upcoming previews. I'm assuming okay. But
Speaker 1: then she goes and talks to Lance and Lance is like,
Speaker 1: you know, I remember you raised your hand and he
Speaker 1: said you hadn't kissed anybody yet. She's like, still haven't
Speaker 1: you know? Rumor is he's in a relationship with Piper.
Speaker 1: That's my big hang up. And then Lance goes, look,
Speaker 1: what about the initial kiss. She's like, I can't. He's like,
Speaker 1: girl is one he might like that. So that wash
Speaker 1: was again I thought lance great job. I thought like
Speaker 1: he did a great job. And then Natasha gave Brendan
Speaker 1: a massage because I gave good massage, and she goes,
Speaker 1: you're the sweetest man in America. And then they kissed,
Speaker 1: and then he goes, thank you for that, and then
Speaker 1: they had a really uneventful kiss. Yeah it was barely
Speaker 1: a kiss. Yeah, no, I would agree. It's it was
Speaker 1: the most minimal, obligatory kiss of all time. And it
Speaker 1: just seems really apparent that I think he's a nice guy,
Speaker 1: like I did, a nice guy, and he's just biting
Speaker 1: his time and doing the minimal amounts so he can
Speaker 1: still stay there wait for for his person. But Natasha's
Speaker 1: I just I really feel for adorable and she's sweet
Speaker 1: and she's cool all of it. Um Okay, So then
Speaker 1: we have um Joe and Serena grocery store Joe and Serena. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna take a quick break before this one because
Speaker 1: this is a big one. Who I don't know about you,
Speaker 1: but things again hot here. I think I gotta take
Speaker 1: your break, we're back and Rob. Rob has a question,
Speaker 1: why do the date cards go to couples that seemingly
Speaker 1: are all good and together? My I was thinking about that,
Speaker 1: and again I say this just as a fan and
Speaker 1: a viewer like you, so I have no inside knowledge.
Speaker 1: My gut I was like, that's interesting because we didn't
Speaker 1: see this card being given, like they didn't need it.
Speaker 1: And I thought, I thought the producers really liked Joe.
Speaker 1: I think the producers in the same way you could
Speaker 1: tell a couple of years ago, they really liked Ashley
Speaker 1: I during the Winter Games, like I think they pick
Speaker 1: I think they like Abigail. I think they pick who
Speaker 1: they want to sort of have their happily ever after,
Speaker 1: even though they're going to screw with them, even though
Speaker 1: they're bringing in Kendall. I think they think this couple
Speaker 1: has the chance to go the distance. And also they
Speaker 1: know Kendall's coming in, so it's like maximum, that's my
Speaker 1: field that, Yeah, Katie's leving forward, Katie's moving forward. I
Speaker 1: think it's either that it's to build them up and
Speaker 1: actually help them create a real relationship, or it's to
Speaker 1: build them up before they funk with them really hard.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's probably a combo, but to
Speaker 1: like almost to make it so like it seems so like, oh,
Speaker 1: everything is so perfect and then the storm comes in,
Speaker 1: you know it's I mean, it could be I think not.
Speaker 1: I think considering the sheer fact that they're like que Kendall,
Speaker 1: que Kendle down the stairs. I mean, so it seems
Speaker 1: that it's never truly altruistic completely in the world. So
Speaker 1: they're in the wrestling ring. I know, Laura, you love her.
Speaker 1: She she's your number one. She's the best. Me too,
Speaker 1: I love her, I love her three. That's only part
Speaker 1: about that relationship that yeah, that's very young. That's very young. Um.
Speaker 1: So they're in the wrestling ring and she goes like, huh, Paradise,
Speaker 1: you hate it there. And then he's like, look, if
Speaker 1: I'm not going to meet someone, outn't be here, you know,
Speaker 1: do I want to leave? She's like Joe the loaner,
Speaker 1: you decided to stay. It's like, look, it didn't work out,
Speaker 1: but I ended up with a person. She's like Kendall.
Speaker 1: I know her name is Kendall. Yeah, Candle. I ended
Speaker 1: up with Candall. Like okay, so what what happened? Like, look,
Speaker 1: I know she never wanted to live anywhere besides l A.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in Chicago. And then she's like, all right, well,
Speaker 1: if she moved to Chicago, would would you be married
Speaker 1: with kids by? And I was like, who knows, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Would kinda be happy there? Who's to say,
Speaker 1: not necessarily? And she's like, and if Mendall comes down,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, look, it's nice to see her. It's
Speaker 1: not romantic anymore. Max, that's it. I'm done. The effort.
Speaker 1: Novel's not there. And then he goes and then he's like,
Speaker 1: where do you want to end up? She's like, I
Speaker 1: want to leave with a relationship all in one Um.
Speaker 1: He's like, look, I stay because I like you. There
Speaker 1: could be more. There could be more, and then um
Speaker 1: and then there, and then he's like she's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, like I met you. And he's like, you
Speaker 1: were flustered on the beach. He's like, yeah, I was sweating,
Speaker 1: I was thinking about I was sweating. Look, I'm a human.
Speaker 1: And then he goes, you've been on two dates in
Speaker 1: a row. I'm on a roll. I'm glad you didn't
Speaker 1: like him in the end, and then she goes, you
Speaker 1: want my rose. She's like, yeah, I want your rose?
Speaker 1: And better? Who is better? Me? Right? Better? Kiss her?
Speaker 1: And then they get in the ring. He's like, I
Speaker 1: don't like getting dressed up. This is stupid, but I'll
Speaker 1: do it, but I don't like it. And then they
Speaker 1: go kissing, and then he's like, when I'm all in
Speaker 1: on somebody, I'm gonna keep fighting for her. I loved it.
Speaker 1: I've completely turned the corner. I loved Joe now by
Speaker 1: the way, I find him so handsome. Everybody finds him handsome.
Speaker 1: Now I would make out with Joe. Oh yeah, And
Speaker 1: it's I shouldn't. I shouldn't. It's not a good call
Speaker 1: on my part. Okay, so let me ask you a question.
Speaker 1: If you take away a smile, you just zip it up.
Speaker 1: I actually think it's I think his new teeth are
Speaker 1: two white. I actually would like a slightly real reeler
Speaker 1: looking tooth. I don't like caps, Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1: They just seem really polished. What do you think, dr
Speaker 1: I can't tell. Do you think those are caps? You
Speaker 1: know I come from a cap family. Everyone's capped up
Speaker 1: in my family. Talk to me. I'm gonna let me
Speaker 1: go look at photos and I'll get back to you.
Speaker 1: I can't really examine them. Um, he's got a great smile. Look,
Speaker 1: I'm a soccer for curly hair, dark haired gentleman. You
Speaker 1: know he's my type. Well, okay, so that's what. So ever,
Speaker 1: since he said at the very beginning, it was like,
Speaker 1: you know, I should I should have gotten a haircut.
Speaker 1: I can't. I was looking at his hair and I
Speaker 1: was thinking, God, you know, he's right, he should have
Speaker 1: gotten a haircut, because I wouldn't have noticed that. But
Speaker 1: you know, I will say that in watching them in
Speaker 1: the ring, she's so playful, and he's just kind of like,
Speaker 1: I can't possibly play. He just seems so thoroughly ordinary.
Speaker 1: I do. Now you're right, he is. I couldn't tell
Speaker 1: whether he was actually I assume he was joking. They
Speaker 1: have a little sweet banter going back and forth. But
Speaker 1: where he was like, and you went on a date
Speaker 1: and you shouldn't have did that, And I was wondering
Speaker 1: there for a second, is he I assume he was joking,
Speaker 1: but is he really joking? He's not. He's not joking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't have did that, But I read that that's
Speaker 1: the one thing with school is I think that he's
Speaker 1: fully in. But the thing that makes me nervous is
Speaker 1: she's twenty three, although she feels like her frontal lobe
Speaker 1: is fully developed. But you know, I'm always doing that.
Speaker 1: What is it the dividing by two adding seven and thinking,
Speaker 1: oh my god, the age the age gather? What your
Speaker 1: that to decide whether somebody is dating out of their
Speaker 1: age range? You divide their age, right, So a forty
Speaker 1: year old you divide it by two twenty adds seven.
Speaker 1: Seven is like the lower range for somebody who's forty.
Speaker 1: So you can do that for for any age. And
Speaker 1: uh and so I am he's like thirty six. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so anyway, so yeah, yeah, I mean she's so mature,
Speaker 1: Like of the two she seems mature. She's absolutely, I
Speaker 1: mean she's more mature than you know, most forty year
Speaker 1: olds I know. But and I the thing she's she's
Speaker 1: so spectacular. I agree with you, she's so spectacular. Here's
Speaker 1: here's what as I as he was wearing me down.
Speaker 1: What I like about him on this franchise is he's
Speaker 1: just a dude. He's not lift in weights made of
Speaker 1: rocks and bamboo that he fashioned down on the beach.
Speaker 1: Not he's got bad flip flops. He's got bad flip flops.
Speaker 1: You forgot to cut his hair. Like he's just a
Speaker 1: guy that somehow wandered into this franchise and he doesn't
Speaker 1: have hair a gel in and he's but so I
Speaker 1: think just anybody that's sort of a real person would
Speaker 1: stand out on this franchise. And for that reason, he
Speaker 1: stands out a little bit. No, I think that she
Speaker 1: could sparkle up more. But I mean, at the same time,
Speaker 1: she seems like a very real person, but were captivating
Speaker 1: And who would you put her with? Adorable on his
Speaker 1: own right, But who would you put her with? Oh,
Speaker 1: that's a good question, Dean, Ivan Dean, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: think of who's there that's like yeah, Ivan um, Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe yeah, maybe ivan Um. Okay. So then but overall,
Speaker 1: I've you know what, I've breathed into the rag. I
Speaker 1: love this couple. I'm here for it. I hope they
Speaker 1: work out. I gave in. Does anybody have anything they
Speaker 1: want to say about this before we move on? No,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm I'm ready for it. I'll be destroyed.
Speaker 1: I guess I know they Q Kendall. Yeah, yeah, let's predict.
Speaker 1: Do you think because he was really hurt last year
Speaker 1: or two years ago with Leo uh, Leo Leo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess I like Kendall. I like Kendall a lot.
Speaker 1: But maybe Kendall comes on, maybe he stays. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's paradise. I think he's going to
Speaker 1: get back with Kendall if that ship is sailed and
Speaker 1: they've already moved. Uh, you know, I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's it's gonna hold with Serena. Seems like they have
Speaker 1: the strongest relationship, but I think if anything, she's gonna
Speaker 1: leave him right because she could have other like they're
Speaker 1: the strongest. We'll see how mature Joe is. We'll see
Speaker 1: if because we see that he can fold in on himself.
Speaker 1: Let's see if he self sabotages and fully turtles up,
Speaker 1: like We'll see how hard to reach he becomes, like
Speaker 1: Wilson and the volleyball like once once, if he just
Speaker 1: completely retreats into his own brain and just yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: but tis the beach howling at the moon and screaming
Speaker 1: I can't be here pooh, And that's and that he's
Speaker 1: just like hiding on a day bed under a shirt
Speaker 1: and that's that. And then it turns out like she
Speaker 1: ate Like that was like the f storyline, but like
Speaker 1: at the end she like eats pasta and feels better.
Speaker 1: Did you catch that fire? I knew she loved pasta,
Speaker 1: but I didn't know that. That's why she's a real
Speaker 1: quick clip of her like that a trick, I thought it,
Speaker 1: but I thought it did the emotional trick. I thought
Speaker 1: it was like soothing her heart, not the inside, but yeah,
Speaker 1: the pot, I mean if my brain wrote this, but like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that it seemed like me. She was having a freak out.
Speaker 1: Everyody's like do you do you see that? She's freaking out?
Speaker 1: And then she came to the bar and she felt better.
Speaker 1: Watching her eat the pasta felt so relatable that I
Speaker 1: was like, I get that. I've been that lady with
Speaker 1: that pot. Tacos make it better, peanut butter makes it better.
Speaker 1: So then um Connor is talking to Wills. He's like,
Speaker 1: now I can just be the douche bag at the
Speaker 1: campfire with the guitars, Like, well, you are that guy.
Speaker 1: You already cast you. You can't you can't say it
Speaker 1: ironically when you actually are that guy, and you can't
Speaker 1: stop casting yourself as that guy. So maybe why don't
Speaker 1: you just go show up and be the guy at
Speaker 1: the campfire for one, Maybe no guitar. Maybe thats requested
Speaker 1: the guitar. So you've played the guitar, We've had some
Speaker 1: guitar fun. Let's take let's see who you are without
Speaker 1: the guitar. But yeah, who are you just being a
Speaker 1: normal guy? LORI, I'm gonna be like that guy who
Speaker 1: screamed leave Brittany a little? Are you serious? I am
Speaker 1: like Connor. I mean he's a little he's a little nerdy,
Speaker 1: but you know, just let him saying I'll find him
Speaker 1: jed two point. Oh oh I don't absolutely not. Okay, Katie,
Speaker 1: can't take it. Get in there, Katie. I think I
Speaker 1: said this before we start recording. But one thing I've
Speaker 1: noticed is that everyone else there they seem to like Connor.
Speaker 1: You see them hanging out with Connor. He walks up,
Speaker 1: They're not like, oh, They're like, oh hey, con how's
Speaker 1: it going? And so like, clearly, I think he's a
Speaker 1: good dude, and I think he's probably kind of like
Speaker 1: a fun hang but you know, I just think he
Speaker 1: has bad luck in the love department. Um, but I
Speaker 1: think he's probably a good guy because everyone seems to
Speaker 1: really like being around him, So that's a good sign.
Speaker 1: Dr Banana, Do you do you have an updated from
Speaker 1: the caps report? I mean, look, you had the teeth
Speaker 1: from before he came on. I did learn that he
Speaker 1: worked in finance before owned a grocery store, so he
Speaker 1: did well enough to buy a grocery store, which could
Speaker 1: potentially mean that he was able to afford caps previous
Speaker 1: before he started influencing. So I did look at a
Speaker 1: photo from his side. It does look like the front
Speaker 1: few teeth could possibly be capped. They seem a little
Speaker 1: whiter than the rest, so you're white. Somewhat inconclusive, but
Speaker 1: it is pointing towards that he could have got his
Speaker 1: teeth capped. Thank you, Dr Banana. That's a very good
Speaker 1: cap report. Um. Should we take a quick break and
Speaker 1: come back with just Senia and Ivan but the bones.
Speaker 1: Let's get in the bone zone, guys, and we're back.
Speaker 1: So we're all wondering, is just Annya gonna leave Ivan
Speaker 1: for Chris? And it turns out yes she is. What
Speaker 1: in the fuck what? I was shocked. I think this
Speaker 1: was to me, Look, I'm not living in her skin,
Speaker 1: so I don't know what's right for her. If it
Speaker 1: was me Ivan all the way for sure. She's like, um,
Speaker 1: look um, Ivan, you fit so many boxes, but there's
Speaker 1: not the spark that I'm looking for. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: that it's there. That hurts to hear. I gotta say
Speaker 1: with Chris, I feel the spark. I'm not sure if
Speaker 1: he fills the boxes. So what's important the spark or
Speaker 1: the boxes? Well, a spark isn't something that can be forced.
Speaker 1: And then he was like about to cry. I felt
Speaker 1: he was so hurt. Rob talked to me, talk to
Speaker 1: take us through your gentle feelings. I'm so bad for him.
Speaker 1: Look on his face, and I feel like, you know,
Speaker 1: all the drug the blood cutter ran out and he
Speaker 1: just looked devastated because he thought the same thing we
Speaker 1: all thought. How could she choose that dude? Yeah that
Speaker 1: nobody knows. Yes, he's Ivan to me, is like to me,
Speaker 1: it's Ivan and Brendan are the top two kicks. I
Speaker 1: couldn't believe it. Yeah and yeah, I just I don't
Speaker 1: see where how I don't understand what she's saying. I
Speaker 1: don't see what she's seeing the fire is being lit. Doctor,
Speaker 1: What is it? Doctor? What is it? She's made an
Speaker 1: error of judgment in my opinion. But also, you know what, Look,
Speaker 1: if it wasn't working out with like Ivan, then it
Speaker 1: just wasn't there. And what can you do if you're
Speaker 1: not horny for somebody, You're not horny for somewhere, not
Speaker 1: even if I'm paper they're the best. If you're like
Speaker 1: I don't want to go to the boom boom room,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't go to the boom boom room for loss,
Speaker 1: loss loss, Laurie, poor Ivan Ivan. I couldn't believe it
Speaker 1: his face. It was hard, shattering, it was hard. I know,
Speaker 1: I felt, really I felt really bad for him. But
Speaker 1: I think, you know, I think he's gonna be just fine. Yes,
Speaker 1: having been with guys that are not even close to
Speaker 1: Ivan's level, that have been through the Bachelor franchise, Ivan
Speaker 1: will have ladies coming and going wherever Ivan goes for
Speaker 1: many years to come. Let me think about it, Think
Speaker 1: about think about James Taylor, you guys, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Like the Capital premises, did he was he there?
Speaker 1: Did he January six? It? He did? He was he there? Well?
Speaker 1: Apparently he said that he was like tweeted three in
Speaker 1: the capital. But then then I get that followed up
Speaker 1: with by the FBI. He was like, well, I just
Speaker 1: tweeted it. I actually was going to plane to I
Speaker 1: don't know or something buy it, and I don't believe it.
Speaker 1: You know he was there. I didn't you know he
Speaker 1: was there at least if we're going to be there,
Speaker 1: own it, like don't you know what I mean, like,
Speaker 1: don't tweet that out and then like the chicken about
Speaker 1: it needs to like change his name to seal. Still
Speaker 1: are the singer songwriter, not that the woman the bachelor?
Speaker 1: Right right, right, right right. I've seen far and I've
Speaker 1: seen January six. I'll see you in the capital. Okay.
Speaker 1: So then so then we have um uh, we have
Speaker 1: of uh, let me have what's the name that this
Speaker 1: is what's his name? Okay, wait, before we get to that,
Speaker 1: we have before we get to that, we have wills
Speaker 1: saying to uh saying to Connor, you look like Tommy
Speaker 1: Bahama fell in a vat of tang. It was a
Speaker 1: pretty good one, had a good one. Yeah. It's a
Speaker 1: shame that my grandmother's couch had to die so that
Speaker 1: you could went close today or something. Yeah, Wellas was
Speaker 1: on fire. Wellas was on a roll. Um, Carl is like,
Speaker 1: I've got something for you, deandraw He's like, Miami. I
Speaker 1: brought it from Miami. I was gonna give it. I
Speaker 1: didn't plan on doing it so early, but okay, let
Speaker 1: me pull you aside. And then chasing is like lurking,
Speaker 1: and it's like, okay, all right, Jason, I need a
Speaker 1: couple of minutes. I have a gift for you. It's
Speaker 1: a bracelet. I'm gonna give it to you if you
Speaker 1: stay here. It's worth it. I've got a palm tree
Speaker 1: because we met in Paradise, and it's a heart because
Speaker 1: you get my heart and the rose. I was gonna
Speaker 1: get my rose and change. Chasen's working around. He's like, dude,
Speaker 1: come on bro. Then they're like lurking around and then
Speaker 1: she says the brucelet. She's like, actually, it was really
Speaker 1: sweet that he give me a bracelet. Yeah, um okay.
Speaker 1: So first of all, with the bracelet, he was like,
Speaker 1: I was I was gonna I brought this from Miami.
Speaker 1: You know, I was going to give it somebody like
Speaker 1: he just brought a bracelet for an occasion like this,
Speaker 1: and he's like, palm tree because that's where we met,
Speaker 1: Like you all are under palm trees. Everybody here met
Speaker 1: under a palm tree. Yes, I mean, like is hail Mary?
Speaker 1: It was so generic every and a heart because you know,
Speaker 1: and uh, and then a rose because you know so
Speaker 1: obviously doesn't planned. And then the other thing is with
Speaker 1: the producers saying to Chase and like get in there, man,
Speaker 1: you got to get in there. You could see that.
Speaker 1: You could see him being produced, like don't he's a
Speaker 1: bad actor. Other people are more seamless with their production,
Speaker 1: like their geppetto like pulling the strings. He was like,
Speaker 1: come on, bro, He're like, no, man, I need her now,
Speaker 1: bra Yeah. And then he said, I mean, I'm pissed
Speaker 1: is my date? Yeah? She's like it's real sweet though,
Speaker 1: He's like, no, it's cool, Yeah, it's cool. Look at it.
Speaker 1: Did you love that? It was just a Pandora bracelet, right,
Speaker 1: That's what I thought at the website and I was like, oh, yes,
Speaker 1: this is he just bought a generic Pandora bracelet. I
Speaker 1: don't know, but I was like the idea. If he
Speaker 1: kept saying it's from Miami, I'm like, no, one caress Pandora.
Speaker 1: It's clearly Pandora. So I'm like a kiosk at the mall.
Speaker 1: It's probably twenty seven bucks. Ri. I mean, well, first
Speaker 1: of all, did you notice number one Carl didn't even
Speaker 1: ask her about her date and he just completely barraged
Speaker 1: her with you know, the you know, the bracelet from
Speaker 1: the Target and the Miami Strip mall and uh. And
Speaker 1: then Jason was like Mr Hovercraft, right, so they both
Speaker 1: I mean, neither one of those guys win for me
Speaker 1: and break it to you, is that I think that
Speaker 1: Chase I cannot tell Chason and Kenny apart from one another.
Speaker 1: Kenny has the huge tattoo. I mean, I, if pressed,
Speaker 1: I could tell them apart. But they seem very similar
Speaker 1: to me. Kenny is the reasonable one. Kenny smarter than Chason. Tanna.
Speaker 1: Can you look up Pandora bracelet, palm tree, charm, heart, charm, rose, charm,
Speaker 1: see how much, see how much it costs. You might
Speaker 1: have to build it. You might have to be like
Speaker 1: I want the palm tree, charm. I feel like it
Speaker 1: might be like separate. He might have like picked I'll
Speaker 1: do those three on that bracelet. It looks like it
Speaker 1: was like fake silver. Um, okay, great and a microphone
Speaker 1: so then yeah, yeah it was tough. So then Carl, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so the the bracelet. Uh so then um, they're they're
Speaker 1: at the bonfire playing what's the craziest place You've Ever
Speaker 1: had sex? And we found out a trampoline, we found
Speaker 1: out a cemetery from Trey, and then Abigails was where
Speaker 1: of course golf course course? Yeah, and Kenny, what's the
Speaker 1: fairest That is the strangest one that but it tracks,
Speaker 1: it doesn't and you know what it is on brand?
Speaker 1: It is on brand. I believed it. His boy band
Speaker 1: was probably playing that carnival. It's definitely you're right, You're
Speaker 1: absolutely right. It's like you're right. It's like the back
Speaker 1: Alley Boys are playing the back Alley Boys are playing
Speaker 1: some like street Fair on the zipper with something on
Speaker 1: the zipper which is the boom boom room of the carnival,
Speaker 1: and his zipper went down, Tanna, how's it going? How's
Speaker 1: your bracelet building going? All right? So it looks like
Speaker 1: the bracelets are technically Sterling silvers. These are the correct ones,
Speaker 1: and they can toss between like fifty to seventy dollars
Speaker 1: okay arms themselves. They look like they range from like
Speaker 1: thirty dollars to like seventy dollars. I haven't found the
Speaker 1: exact ones he so he might have thrown down between
Speaker 1: one fifty and two hundred dollars for that bracelet, right,
Speaker 1: which doesn't exactly bode well that he was just immediately
Speaker 1: willing to give it out as like a like a
Speaker 1: hail Mary of like, yeah, probably something. It's not a
Speaker 1: cheap bracelet. That's an expense. It's like an expensive Pandora bracelet.
Speaker 1: It's a high end bracelet. Yeah, she was, she took it.
Speaker 1: I mean she wasn't like, yeah, she liked it. She's
Speaker 1: letting both of those guys just court. She hasn't had
Speaker 1: any storyline, right, Yeah, she's just letting it happen. So then, um,
Speaker 1: let me find out Demi, who is five, was it
Speaker 1: was an important birthday. I'm chene for Kenny let them
Speaker 1: eat keg beetches and he's forty birthday. I want him.
Speaker 1: So they say happy birthday, she leaves the cake. Mari
Speaker 1: is like what the fuck? What the funk fingal fuck you?
Speaker 1: And then she's like, hemmy can I She's like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't even make it feel special, daddy, So that
Speaker 1: he swings and it's like this those the condoms like, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're the big ones. Yeah, And now how many condoms
Speaker 1: are there? How many doing aid? This is part two
Speaker 1: of the portal that we were watching her lips. And
Speaker 1: then meanwhile at the bonfire, Mari goes, I'm wanna put
Speaker 1: in the fire. I want to put in the fire,
Speaker 1: and then she it was not an elegant moment through
Speaker 1: his cake in the fire. Here, Katie, I see you
Speaker 1: talk to us almost like a logistical question about this
Speaker 1: about like where she went with the cake, because she
Speaker 1: gives it to uh, Aaron, and Aaron is sitting right
Speaker 1: next to the fire and he's holding it, and she goes,
Speaker 1: can I have that? And Aaron gives it to her,
Speaker 1: and then she like walks, Well I thought she was
Speaker 1: going to walk up to them and throw it in
Speaker 1: their face, which I was really hoping, but she didn't.
Speaker 1: And then she walks through like the whole resort and
Speaker 1: then comes back and puts in the fire and I
Speaker 1: was like, what was that? Yeah, where did she go?
Speaker 1: She's like a walk about with the cake. She went
Speaker 1: on like a walk about a cake walk. I I
Speaker 1: know that Mike Mitchell and the preview are doughboy who's
Speaker 1: coming on. He was very upstick. He loves cake, and
Speaker 1: I have to say, I also love cake, and I
Speaker 1: love like a birthday cake. I love like I love
Speaker 1: like a dunk and I love like a box cake
Speaker 1: with like a duncan hind frosting, like I like just
Speaker 1: like a really cheap grocery store homemade cake. To see
Speaker 1: a cake that disrespected and and I guess they don't
Speaker 1: get cake that night during production like that, Like, I
Speaker 1: thought that was really rude to throw the cake in
Speaker 1: the fire, Katie, I see you coming and again take it.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, everyone was really upset and
Speaker 1: like rightly so it looked like a great cake that
Speaker 1: they did a good job. LORII talked to me as okay,
Speaker 1: I I okay, I have lots of feelings about I
Speaker 1: love cake as well. I also noticed the walk, so
Speaker 1: I okay. So first of all, she walks with the
Speaker 1: cake away from people, which would already give me a
Speaker 1: lot of anxiety that somebody's gonna walk away. Where you
Speaker 1: going with that cake? Where you guys with that kid?
Speaker 1: Walking to a producer and the producer was like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: As I was watching this, I also remember this is
Speaker 1: this is like really elam entry Um English class foreshadowing
Speaker 1: and talking about uh, you know, having your cake and
Speaker 1: eating the two in the So this is actually a
Speaker 1: theme that we have seen in Bachelor in Paradise. And
Speaker 1: then I remembered that Dean brought a cake tod Low
Speaker 1: when he had that love triangle with Christina the Russian,
Speaker 1: he also brought out a cake. And so part of
Speaker 1: these wondering is it even these people's birthdays or do
Speaker 1: they like to have this theme of a cake? And
Speaker 1: then I don't remember if a cake was actually thrown
Speaker 1: in the fireback, what did Jordan's throw Jordan through the
Speaker 1: Teddy Bear in the ocean? Yeah, Jordan through the Teddy Bear.
Speaker 1: But you know there's this there's this whole theme around
Speaker 1: the cake and and with you know, a few seasons ago. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it's a complete we recycled gig um. We need to
Speaker 1: look up Kenny's birthday, Dr Banana Busy. The whole thing
Speaker 1: was very odd to me, especially the lap that that
Speaker 1: could the lap have been to get a different cake,
Speaker 1: to switch out prop cake for real cake is June two,
Speaker 1: so he was filming, so he wasn't quarantine, So it
Speaker 1: was his birthday like it said it was during quarantine.
Speaker 1: She wasn't saying it was that day. It's lose the
Speaker 1: loosest of it's your birthday, like three weeks ago. Happy birthday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's fair. I mean I too would have been crawling
Speaker 1: into the fire too. I thought about the problem is
Speaker 1: the sand because I thought about, like would I go
Speaker 1: in that fire and eat that cake? And I thought
Speaker 1: maybe I would. If I had a fork, I could
Speaker 1: take a fork of that fire cake. Katie. Um, this
Speaker 1: is not about the Bachelor Paradise, But did you guys
Speaker 1: see how it was like trending on Twitter recently how
Speaker 1: Alan Alda met his wife. They were at a party
Speaker 1: and somebody dropped a rum cake on the floor and
Speaker 1: they both ate it. I that to I get it.
Speaker 1: You were saying I could have stood a chance with
Speaker 1: old school Allen Alda, because I would have also eaten
Speaker 1: the cake. If you were there and you would eat
Speaker 1: the cake, I could be Art and Allda. I could
Speaker 1: be Art and all the rob Would you eat the
Speaker 1: cake from the fire with a fork if I could? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: if I could, I would have for sure. I wanted
Speaker 1: them to dish it, to fish it out. I wanted
Speaker 1: Riley to get a fork and go eat that kid,
Speaker 1: because he really wanted it, and I wanted to treat
Speaker 1: himself like I loved it. Yes, would you eat the cakey? Well,
Speaker 1: I would just get Demi and Kenny and their vacuum
Speaker 1: cleaners and have them yes, the mouth Dyson. And then
Speaker 1: we have cakes in the fire and Riley is like,
Speaker 1: I want a piece of cake. We're kind of kid ake.
Speaker 1: Where's that damn cake? Um? And then Tas was upset.
Speaker 1: Taj is screaming. Demi howls with laughter. When she finds
Speaker 1: out about it. Mari posed Emi aside and she's like,
Speaker 1: what the funk you just called me a second option.
Speaker 1: She's like, hate me, I don't care, dude, suck my asshole.
Speaker 1: Aside my asshole. It's incredible, Like, yeah, you said you
Speaker 1: didn't want him, so I went from like but but
Speaker 1: but and then so then she goes to Kenny. She's like,
Speaker 1: you want to talk. He's like so wait, why All
Speaker 1: of a sudden, he's like, look, you created this? How
Speaker 1: did I create this? Like and he's like, look, what
Speaker 1: did you think? Was gonna happen. And then she he goes,
Speaker 1: I still like you, I didn't want this, but like
Speaker 1: you kind of knew damn well what was going to happen.
Speaker 1: She's like, no, no, but at this I found Kenny.
Speaker 1: And this was when I was like, I like when
Speaker 1: you're like Kenny. This is when I felt for Kenny.
Speaker 1: This is when I was twitching my allegiance because Brendan
Speaker 1: hasn't had enough get up and go for me. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, like Brendan, there's been no he's
Speaker 1: got no energy, is like like, wake up? You know
Speaker 1: Kenny was I felt saying like I was hurt by you.
Speaker 1: I was in for you. I didn't want this, but
Speaker 1: I listened you said this. So I moved on like
Speaker 1: and I thought, that's the guy for me. That's there
Speaker 1: he is. He's so reasonable. There he is. I'm looking
Speaker 1: at him. But is it is it reasonable? I agree
Speaker 1: that that he was definitely the more reasonable one of
Speaker 1: that duo? Is it really reasonable to hook up to
Speaker 1: immediately then hook up? I mean, I guess it's the show.
Speaker 1: But she he was like, but but it was like
Speaker 1: he got captured by a like a moving sidewalk. It's
Speaker 1: like he was just walking along and all all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, if they're like if you're in the airport
Speaker 1: and they're like, do you want to go on the
Speaker 1: moving sidewalk, You're like, oh God, Like he didn't have
Speaker 1: to do anything, but just he put out no effort
Speaker 1: but just have to like go all right and like
Speaker 1: to have somebody put their mouth on his mouth, like
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Like he literally didn't pursue
Speaker 1: this app It literally fell in his lap and then
Speaker 1: fell on his lap in the boom boom room. Like
Speaker 1: he he didn't put in any effort, but was like
Speaker 1: he seems kind of amused by her, and she's kind
Speaker 1: of charming and cute and she wanted him to feel
Speaker 1: special and she brought him a cake and a pinatto
Speaker 1: Like why not? Yeah? Yeah, I mean I think he
Speaker 1: got He definitely saw it as an out, but it's not.
Speaker 1: It wasn't an out he requested, but he the women
Speaker 1: have the roses. Yeah no, And you know he could
Speaker 1: have been like, yeah, whatever, I'll wait for you, you you know,
Speaker 1: but why why should he tanna? Okay? So then that
Speaker 1: means Smartie had that talk with him on his birthday. No, no,
Speaker 1: his birthday was in quarantine. Oh okay, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: You're right, so I got confused. Yeah no, now that
Speaker 1: there's I was like, that sucks that She's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: happy birthday anyway, Like I actually like, I am going
Speaker 1: to try and date another person. You should say if
Speaker 1: the women have the roses, And she says, I'm going
Speaker 1: to date other people, and then there's like hot young
Speaker 1: blonde lands in your lap and it's like you're bag
Speaker 1: in hot and he's like okay, like and there's not
Speaker 1: that many available women and roses left? Why not? Isn't
Speaker 1: that the name of the game. Yeah, that's the show.
Speaker 1: I also like that he was what you were saying earlier,
Speaker 1: where he's like, um, so like the situation has become,
Speaker 1: in fact, quite toxic, and I personally am very confused
Speaker 1: and that's not a very comfortable feeling for me. So
Speaker 1: I'm just going to end it. And I was like,
Speaker 1: and that's the forty year old. I found him actually
Speaker 1: very real. I'm not even joking when I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's very he's right, Like it was very reason she
Speaker 1: didn't do herself any favors when she murdered that cake.
Speaker 1: You know it is true. She really did it. She
Speaker 1: really did it. So then, um, Aaron is laser focused
Speaker 1: on Tammy and Thomas, and Tammy walked right past Aaron
Speaker 1: to the day. Then there's a great episode. It was
Speaker 1: really great creat episode. And um, and then those three
Speaker 1: just trying to reason what has happened right by you?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's Aaron is like so easily played.
Speaker 1: He has his energy and his power over to Thomas.
Speaker 1: He's so obsessed with Thomas it's crazy. Thomas is like, whoa,
Speaker 1: I said, amissive. Tammy is so dope, You're so dope,
Speaker 1: Like where I'm a villain, You're a villain. But I
Speaker 1: was like, if Aaron wasn't here, I would totally kiss you.
Speaker 1: And then she straddled him and started kissing him and
Speaker 1: like and then Aaron is like whoa. And then Trey,
Speaker 1: who loves getting sucked into drama, goes did human trash
Speaker 1: bag behavior. There's a lot of trash bag talk this year.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of human trash bag. I've never heard
Speaker 1: this phrase before. Uh, you know, I'm just saying. Trey
Speaker 1: says it a lot. It's trash bag. Is it trash bag?
Speaker 1: Human trash bag behavior, the trash it's the bag that
Speaker 1: the trash bag, your trash bag. So then he got
Speaker 1: so then he's like, you're a villain. I'm a villain.
Speaker 1: And then and then he was And then Aaron was like,
Speaker 1: what the funk with the ship? We meet out of
Speaker 1: that same day bed, that's our day. Bad uh, And
Speaker 1: she goes, she kissed my mortal enemy in front of me.
Speaker 1: You have a mortal enemy in the bachelor world. I mean,
Speaker 1: what do we have to say about Tammy is batchet?
Speaker 1: They're all cray gray. All right, Well, first of all,
Speaker 1: here's the difference, right, Tammy is also playing the game
Speaker 1: of bachelor in paradise. Like. The difference is that she
Speaker 1: exudes real sexiness when she does it. Number one, Number two,
Speaker 1: Aaron is the biggest baby, and he is south breathing.
Speaker 1: It's exactly right, a slack jaw, big baby. And the
Speaker 1: difference between Thomas and Aaron is that they're both they're
Speaker 1: both alpha, right, but Thomas is actually nice too. And
Speaker 1: Thomas's is like the alpha male without sort of like
Speaker 1: the violent piss contest Bravado and you know, right, so
Speaker 1: he doesn't have to prove anything, and I love the
Speaker 1: conversation that Thomas had when he was like, okay, so
Speaker 1: let's just play this out. So I'm somehow she asked
Speaker 1: me to walk over there, and I'm supposed to avoid you.
Speaker 1: And meanwhile Aaron kissed Serena the other and so you know,
Speaker 1: again sex negative here. And then Tray with his comments
Speaker 1: although I did I did see that. Tray said today
Speaker 1: that the way it was edited and spiced. Um, he
Speaker 1: didn't say that about about Tammy. Um actually said the
Speaker 1: common horror. He agreed apparently and Walker street walker walker right,
Speaker 1: she and Trey are are apparently very close. But anyway,
Speaker 1: I mean, Aaron is such a drama queen out of violent,
Speaker 1: verbally violent. Out of all the people on this program,
Speaker 1: he is the person I most I would I would
Speaker 1: end I would spend forty days on Survivor Island with
Speaker 1: Connor then hanging out with Aaron. Yeah, I agree with that.
Speaker 1: I didn't understand why after that happened, which look from
Speaker 1: his point of view, felt shocking. Why doesn't he go
Speaker 1: to her and they're like, what's going on with us?
Speaker 1: Why does he go to the dude who you're not
Speaker 1: friends with him? Anyway? Don't he go himbsessed with him.
Speaker 1: He's in a relationship with Thomas. He is curiously us Tanna,
Speaker 1: he really talk with Thomas. Yes, preach doctor, talk to
Speaker 1: us doctor. Okay. So then rounding out the night, Demi
Speaker 1: and Kenny go to the boom boom room and um
Speaker 1: and uh he's taking a break from Mari and uh
Speaker 1: and oh yes Thomas and Aaron. Aaron says, I deserve
Speaker 1: some respectful communication. You know what people do on those
Speaker 1: day beds. You knew where I was. And then Riley
Speaker 1: was upset about the cake. So that so that was
Speaker 1: the end of the episode. I gotta say overall. Scala
Speaker 1: went to ten, what do you give this episode? Lorie? Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm giving it. I'm giving it an a range. I
Speaker 1: mean one to ten, one to ten, one to ten, Oh,
Speaker 1: I give it a give it a nine, I give
Speaker 1: it a nine to Tanna. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go nine and a half. I was, you know, my
Speaker 1: mom just started listening to shout out to Vivian Benedict.
Speaker 1: She was listening from Columbia, Missouri. Are you serious and
Speaker 1: well become Vivian? Yeah. She watches the shows that I
Speaker 1: don't do. Listen to the shows I don't do. Also,
Speaker 1: she's in Sana that you and the show Yeah, yea
Speaker 1: Mama Benaden Yeah. And she was like, and then who
Speaker 1: are the other women? There's Katie the producer, and then
Speaker 1: there's a doctor. Yes, Dr Vina. Is your mom cool
Speaker 1: that I swear all the time? Oh my mom is
Speaker 1: way cool? She watches MSNBC all day and she yeah,
Speaker 1: she's she's j Jet was her hero. JJ was all
Speaker 1: in on you guys? Are you kiding? Okay? Wait what
Speaker 1: do you give this? On a scale on one to ten?
Speaker 1: Katie a nine as well? I mean it was almost perfect.
Speaker 1: Was great. I'm trying to think of, like what episode
Speaker 1: for you are you gonna pick before we do? What
Speaker 1: is you are? If you have to pick one your
Speaker 1: favorite episode that they like, do you have one that
Speaker 1: stands out? I feel like the Carly Evan like that season,
Speaker 1: the Carly Evans storyline of like the realizing that like
Speaker 1: the tides were turning and like, wait, he's going to
Speaker 1: get the girl. I mean that was a great season. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was. It wasn't actually either. At the same time,
Speaker 1: was that she wrote those long letters to Jared that
Speaker 1: handwritten singles, says I also loved the Caitlin nick Ville
Speaker 1: Ireland church hump, like the nick Ville showing up. That
Speaker 1: was a great season. And I mean there's there's plenty
Speaker 1: of older Bachelor and Bachelotte season. I know, I know.
Speaker 1: The moong Beans was a classic. It was a classic.
Speaker 1: Um all right, Before we get to tweeter the week,
Speaker 1: I gotta say I've been asking, I've been asking for
Speaker 1: um uh, for you guys to to review us, and
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Speaker 1: Rose fam? I cannot cannot be the only person who
Speaker 1: noticed this brilliant editing for when all the girls chemicals
Speaker 1: got jangled Serena, when Thomas walked in, all the girls
Speaker 1: had a little like twinkle in their eyes. Camera pants
Speaker 1: to many many women, and James beat me at Thomas.
Speaker 1: I wish I had Network TV so I could tweet
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Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. And then of course you guys
Speaker 1: are on fire with tweet of the week. I have
Speaker 1: to say it's such a joy to get to know
Speaker 1: all of you through the tweeting. Oh and Anna, you
Speaker 1: were saying, because we can't go to moontower, we were
Speaker 1: looking into possibly doing a thing where we can all
Speaker 1: be together in person and do like a live show,
Speaker 1: and it's a live stream, so it's almost like a show. Um,
Speaker 1: but we're together, but everybody's safe and not getting the
Speaker 1: delta variant is that right to it. Okay, So that
Speaker 1: way that way because I know people were excited about moontower,
Speaker 1: But that way we can still have a show for
Speaker 1: you guys, but not get anybody sick. Um. All right,
Speaker 1: Robbie b I'm ready. Would you do the honor of
Speaker 1: the tweet of the weeks? You can whittle it down
Speaker 1: as you like and then say who who tweeted it?
Speaker 1: And with the tweets are you know from Ryan Paulson
Speaker 1: at Our Paulson Photo Connor by I'm going to do
Speaker 1: everything in my power to make sure that I'm the
Speaker 1: worst kisser in bat nation. Demi and Kenny hold our ubulus.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. I really I like that. I don't
Speaker 1: think we've ever been tweeted the word You've a new one, uh,
Speaker 1: Lauren Gene Johnson at words by l J j Okay.
Speaker 1: But now I want to see how weird a Demi
Speaker 1: and Connor kiss would be. I mean, I gotta say
Speaker 1: we've all been We've definitely been secreting that. Yes, Um.
Speaker 1: Jonathan Wolf at mo Jonathan says worst case scenario a
Speaker 1: small show, no go bro blow, smoke show, no go
Speaker 1: Bro blow. I like the smoke show, no blow Um,
Speaker 1: let's see Justin Paul Spade at Justin Spade, I guarantee
Speaker 1: you that the spawn of Kenny and Denny will have
Speaker 1: the exact same musical talent as kid Rocks. Uh seth
Speaker 1: That at basepone one kimono convict sounds more like Carl's
Speaker 1: upcoming motivational children's book where a young at risk martial
Speaker 1: artist gets knocked out and murdered by his own shadow.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a really good um let's see, uh
Speaker 1: Justin Paul Spade and Spade. Don't ask me how, but
Speaker 1: I know for a fact that the bracelet Carl gave
Speaker 1: out is the exact same as the one pit Pole
Speaker 1: gives out at his Gold level members for his only fans.
Speaker 1: That's good too, Okay. A couple more uh seth vad
Speaker 1: at Baseball one. Also, Happy birthday to you, Connor. Wait,
Speaker 1: not yet, Happy birthday to you. Let me give a
Speaker 1: you Happy birthday, Dear Kenny, what care we in? Happy
Speaker 1: birthday to you? Okay, God, Happy birthday ship. I like
Speaker 1: that one a lot too, too. Yeah, okay, one last
Speaker 1: one from Justin Spade. Look, I'm all in for the
Speaker 1: tweet of the weak thing, but Chason saying Carl is
Speaker 1: a leprechn handing out lucky charms is the tweet of
Speaker 1: the week. Oh my god, all right, I like. I like.
Speaker 1: There's a lot that I like. I mean, I like
Speaker 1: the Smoke Show, I like the Kid Rock, I like
Speaker 1: the children's book, like the pit Bull, I like the
Speaker 1: Pitbull gold Level poll only fans. I might say kimono
Speaker 1: convict and one other one of your choosing rob um
Speaker 1: let's do Pitbull uh Pitbull only fans. So you're saying
Speaker 1: it's between seth vat at baseball one kimono convict sounds
Speaker 1: more like Carl's upcoming motivational children's book where a young
Speaker 1: at risk martial artist gets knocked out and murders by
Speaker 1: murdered by his own shadowy and Justin Spade at Justine Spade.
Speaker 1: Don't ask me how, but I know for a fact
Speaker 1: that the bracelet Carl gave out is the exact same
Speaker 1: as the one pit Bull gives out to his only
Speaker 1: to his gold level members for his only fans. Golly,
Speaker 1: so Pitbull giving out to his gold level members for
Speaker 1: his only fans, or Carl's upcoming motivational I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: kimono convict Rob. I'm going to go, uh put Bulls
Speaker 1: only fans, Katie kimono convict LORI pit Bulls alright, Dr alright,
Speaker 1: the cap caps specialist, what's it gonna be? Real life doctor,
Speaker 1: real life doctor. Our physician is a kimono convict or
Speaker 1: Pitbull gold level only fan. I like Pitbull gold level
Speaker 1: only face. All Right, I hear it just In Paul
Speaker 1: Spade to Justin Spade. Don't ask me how, but I
Speaker 1: know for a fact that the bracelet crawl gave out
Speaker 1: is the exact same as the ones pit Poll gives
Speaker 1: out to his gold level members for his only fans. Okay,
Speaker 1: I want googled because I was like, is this real?
Speaker 1: And three or two I think that's Justin Spade's third
Speaker 1: tweet of the week when he's a new He's new
Speaker 1: to us this year. So that's also just saying, if
Speaker 1: you're brand new to the podcast and you feel a
Speaker 1: little shy, dissipate, step to tonight be the night any
Speaker 1: Monday or two, any night that there's an episode and
Speaker 1: a special stout out. Shout out to seth Vat, who
Speaker 1: always gives good that he is our hilarious, He's our
Speaker 1: o G. I mean he is the he will always
Speaker 1: he and Cheyenne constant or to like O G. There's
Speaker 1: a lot. There's business raccoon. We've got to like this Madison.
Speaker 1: Business is always on yashas on fire. We've got we've
Speaker 1: got who is that baby that we met in Westport?
Speaker 1: Oh that's uh something theorem Sorry, it's like dragon dragon
Speaker 1: and um jen oh jeez, now the handles I can't remember.
Speaker 1: We have a lot. We have a lot though that
Speaker 1: we've got really good best. So if you're new and
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Speaker 1: coming in hot. He's a new he's new. He's got
Speaker 1: three this three this year. So if you want to play,
Speaker 1: you just need to tweet to us by midnight at
Speaker 1: UM on any Pacific time any time the show airs
Speaker 1: at Arta Marine m y r I n at anna
Speaker 1: hosnie h s s n i e h hashtag w
Speaker 1: y a t r Anna calls it down to about
Speaker 1: eighty or ninety tweets. I then narrow it down to
Speaker 1: about twelve, and then I pass it off to somebody
Speaker 1: to narrow it down to about eight and then off
Speaker 1: we go. That's how it works, um Robbie b I
Speaker 1: love you. What do you have to promote? Um, well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be on the final season of Lucifer, which
Speaker 1: is dropping sometime in September, like third week of September.
Speaker 1: I mean it weird that you're on the God Show
Speaker 1: and the Devil Show. Yeah, it's kind of weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure. And there's a character of God in Lucifer.
Speaker 1: But that's not me than Dennis Hayworth. But I'm got
Speaker 1: on Supernatural, but you know, in my mind, you're also
Speaker 1: got on Lucifer. Thank you, thank you. Um, but yeah,
Speaker 1: we'd crossover. What would you need to promote? And and
Speaker 1: what's about your podcast that to my podcast? Yes, it's
Speaker 1: called Kings of con the podcast with me and Richard
Speaker 1: Spate Jr. And put that out about once week. You
Speaker 1: can find that wherever you listen to podcasts. I love it, Laurie.
Speaker 1: We just want to promote your knowledge of the Bachelor. Well,
Speaker 1: and I have a I have a toenail clipper line
Speaker 1: coming up. Plus. Yes, that's great, that's great. I want
Speaker 1: to say that Anna and I have we just started
Speaker 1: putting out our episodes for Patreon for uh F Boy
Speaker 1: Island and it's really fun. And and if you're like,
Speaker 1: if it's cost prohibitive because the show is on HBO, Max,
Speaker 1: email us at Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. We
Speaker 1: don't want anybody left out because of lack of funds.
Speaker 1: And uh, it's really fun. We've been really enjoying it.
Speaker 1: And my paperback, Little Miss Little Compton, comes out in September.
Speaker 1: You can order it anywhere. If you were like, I'd
Speaker 1: love to read that book, but I hate hardcovers. Well,
Speaker 1: this is for you. Uh dr Banana, what would you
Speaker 1: like to promote? Yeah, I mean same. Find us on
Speaker 1: our Patreon. We're covering uh F Boy Island. I believe
Speaker 1: the first episode is already dropped. The second one will
Speaker 1: drop this week. And yeah, I'm at Anna Hoste on Twitter.
Speaker 1: I love the tweets of the weeks. They always make
Speaker 1: my night. Okay, Eddie Levine, I am at Katie Underscore
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Speaker 1: and show it. I love it all your local registrant voters. Okay, okay, great,
Speaker 1: Um you guys, what a joy. We're gonna have another
Speaker 1: episode up tomorrow because we're gonna break down Tuesday Night's
Speaker 1: episode and uh, we're having on the dough Boys. I
Speaker 1: mean know that Mike Mitchell is very upset by that
Speaker 1: cake in the fire. He hated watching even in the
Speaker 1: preview because he loves cakes, and he said it really
Speaker 1: hurt him to see like a woman in a bikini
Speaker 1: throw a cake and a fire that he felt just
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