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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, once two one, two three, I've got

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Speaker 1: sunshine on a cloudy day. Boom boom, boom boom boom,

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Speaker 1: Little swammer, speed it up when it's cold outside. I

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Speaker 1: got the mother of may doom doom do well. I

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Speaker 1: guess you say, what can make me feel this way?

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Speaker 1: My girl, my girl? I just want to say that,

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Speaker 1: man talking about my girl, my girl. Man, I've got

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Speaker 1: sunshine on a cloudy day. Man, that's today for me. Man.

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Speaker 1: I recovered, y'all. I'm pulling herself together. I'm pulling myself together. Man.

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Speaker 1: I got to be ungrateful, and I got to realizing

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Speaker 1: that God didn't bring me to it's far to leave me.

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Speaker 1: That Why am I tripping about the condition in this

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Speaker 1: circumstance I'm going through when clearly I have survived all

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Speaker 1: others because I'm here. You listen, folks, you are here.

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Speaker 1: Whatever you're going through, even if it's something new, everything

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Speaker 1: you've gone through prior to this, you've gotten through it.

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Speaker 1: Watch this. You're gonna get through this one too. It

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Speaker 1: ain't over to the fat lady saying, and I ain't

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Speaker 1: seen him. Ladies, gentlemen, welcome to the Steve Harvey Morti Show,

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Speaker 1: Shelly Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica Junior. The legend

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Speaker 1: that he is nephew Tommy Junior. So Junior, what's on

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Speaker 1: your mind?

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Speaker 2: Many? I don't know what's going on out here? Is

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Speaker 2: kind of crazy. I hear about this date. Now, this

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Speaker 2: jentleman takes this lady on a date. They have a date,

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Speaker 2: but at the end of the day, she ordered six

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Speaker 2: meals to go. Now, her theory is, I have time

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Speaker 2: to go on the date with you, but you don't

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Speaker 2: have time to buy me extra food for the week. Now,

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Speaker 2: how do you supposed to handle this n.

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Speaker 1: A week? She ordered six breaths to go the week

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Speaker 1: to go to go for her lunch.

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Speaker 2: For her lunch for the week, for the week. Now

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Speaker 2: he on the date with him, You get.

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Speaker 1: To leave on this one. I'm sorry. At one point

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Speaker 1: you have to look at the person you on the

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Speaker 1: date with, both the male and the female. The guy

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Speaker 1: was paying for the date, doing a gentlemanly thing. You

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Speaker 1: get abusive, and you go, I'm gonna order my meals

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Speaker 1: for the week.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, taking advantage of him?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, what you need? You need to talk to

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Speaker 1: your Tuesday date, your Wednesday date, your third souse, your

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Speaker 1: Monday date. I'm paying for Monday. You're all here all

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Speaker 1: throughout the week, you know, And I old you you

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Speaker 1: thought you were sitting up in here with Christ. This

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Speaker 1: ain't feed my flock. You know. This ain't no five fish,

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Speaker 1: two fish, five loads of bread story. That ain't what

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Speaker 1: they're fitting to be. Right here, I'm telling you right now,

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Speaker 1: not only am I not Christ, I ain't even wanted

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Speaker 1: the Disciples. I don't even want to be in this story. No,

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Speaker 1: I ain't mad at you, man. I'm not paying for that. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm not You're weak, lady. That's abusive. Yeah, yeah, it

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Speaker 1: is all right. Coming up at thirty two minutes after

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Speaker 1: the hour, we're gonna hear from the nephew as he

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Speaker 1: runs that prank back right after this, you're listening Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show.