Speaker 1: One thing about me is like, my parents are not
Speaker 1: gonna tell me, Like literally my parents, my parents aren't
Speaker 1: gonna tell me what to do. And I I love
Speaker 1: my family and I do so many things for them.
Speaker 2: Echoing here is crazy.
Speaker 3: I don't like my family.
Speaker 4: Well though, he is with the echo like that makes sense.
Speaker 4: Everyone everyone was like, uh, the echo, the echo, the
Speaker 4: echo so bad. When I listened back, I literally did
Speaker 4: not hear an echo at all, And I'm like, what
Speaker 4: the fuck is going on? Like can I not hear
Speaker 4: I don't think I can hear good anymore?
Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, yeah, I think my hearing is kind of shop.
Speaker 2: But no, I definitely hear an echo.
Speaker 4: But I think we fixed the echo in this episode.
Speaker 4: So it should sound a little bit better for you
Speaker 4: guys right now.
Speaker 3: I'm sure it sounds good.
Speaker 1: As fun, and like, honestly, if it doesn't, you get
Speaker 1: what you get and you don't throw no, literally, guy.
Speaker 3: Seriously, So I did the camera in today so you
Speaker 3: guys don't have to worry about it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Kai did such a good job of setting
Speaker 1: up today. He crashed out.
Speaker 4: We are crashing the fuck out, Like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing. I drink a lot, I started at seven.
Speaker 2: A drink a lot.
Speaker 3: I always will not. It depends on your definition of
Speaker 3: a lot. But I started drinking at seven. I came in,
Speaker 3: I set everything up for you guys, but you came in.
Speaker 3: What I know. I came into the house. Don't make
Speaker 3: it sexual, dude, are always making it sexual. And then
Speaker 3: I just set everything up so freak. I might have
Speaker 3: bumped into a couple of things, but.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Kai set up the studio today.
Speaker 2: No, he came in and crashed out.
Speaker 4: He literally just came in throwing It was really like,
Speaker 4: actually scary.
Speaker 1: We should make like a breakaway room out of the set,
Speaker 1: Like we should have a puture of those made and
Speaker 1: just let y'all go in and fucking freak out and
Speaker 1: we'll have dummies of us that y'all can beat up.
Speaker 4: And yeah, that's literally such like an actually good idea.
Speaker 1: Whoa I mean, dude, the thing is about me is
Speaker 1: I am one of the greatest minds on the planet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, See, like the tea is is the amount of
Speaker 4: ideas we have. More specifically Enya that like she has
Speaker 4: that We're like, okay, we're gonna do this because there's
Speaker 4: a lot of shit that we want to do that
Speaker 4: we don't do that gets done six months to a
Speaker 4: year later is genuinely insane. Like it's actually shocking, you
Speaker 4: know what it is.
Speaker 1: And I really think both of us have to get
Speaker 1: better at this. Oh Ryan so good at it, but
Speaker 1: Oriyan's so good at it. But O'Ryan bends over backwards
Speaker 1: to do everything herself, and that's why she's.
Speaker 2: The fucking her Mary.
Speaker 4: We do that same.
Speaker 1: But that's what I was gonna say, is like we all,
Speaker 1: like everyone we know, takes on tasks that we know
Speaker 1: are things that could get done maybe sometimes even better.
Speaker 1: I think we're all extremely good at what we do,
Speaker 1: but like not maybe not better, but faster if we
Speaker 1: just ask for help fapper, Yeah, and we don't ask
Speaker 1: for help.
Speaker 2: And I do that with everything. That's what I've been
Speaker 2: doing with sewing, bitch.
Speaker 1: I haven't looked up a single video on how to sow,
Speaker 1: so HELLI and I've been making shit because I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna tell you, have.
Speaker 4: You showed the crown that you make?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Well, insert a picture if you want. It's so cute.
Speaker 4: And I also I've started so like I've I've been
Speaker 4: painting for years and I kind of keep it a
Speaker 4: secret from everyone because.
Speaker 2: I mean I'm showing off.
Speaker 4: No I've I literally I'm kidding. I literally keep it
Speaker 4: a secret because like, once I post it online, I
Speaker 4: just like fall out of love with whatever I'm doing.
Speaker 4: So I started uh painting in privacy, and I have
Speaker 4: always been so scared of oil paint, Like oil paint
Speaker 4: freaks me the fuck out, like I never thought I
Speaker 4: could do it. And then I started my first oil
Speaker 4: painting piece last week, two weeks ago. And why did
Speaker 4: no one tell me that oil paint is fucking lit?
Speaker 2: Like it's so lit, it is so fun.
Speaker 1: I only started oil painting because of you. But I'm
Speaker 1: still really bad at it because I have absolutely no
Speaker 1: fucking patience. I'm not waiting for this to dry. What
Speaker 1: do you mean it's gonna take like hours to dry?
Speaker 2: You're really good at it.
Speaker 1: Drew will do his little layer and walk around the
Speaker 1: house and like pass the time. I will do the
Speaker 1: layer and stand up for two seconds and come back
Speaker 1: and touch it and feel.
Speaker 4: It's why I'm like, you'll make mud, but like that,
Speaker 4: the tea is make fun and it makes mud on
Speaker 4: the canvas. It's crazy, But teas is You're not supposed
Speaker 4: to like paint the whole painting like you're not supposed
Speaker 4: to paint a layer and then paint a layer paint layer.
Speaker 4: You're supposed to like do brushstrokes, But I don't know.
Speaker 4: I What I do is I water down the oil
Speaker 4: paint until it becomes like literally just watercolor, and I
Speaker 4: paint with oil paint like it's watercolor.
Speaker 2: That's I think, essentially what I do. And I do
Speaker 2: it because I saw you do it, so then I
Speaker 2: just thought that's how you do it.
Speaker 4: Because I don't know me.
Speaker 1: I'm not looking it up. I'm not looking it up.
Speaker 1: Give me the fucking shit, and if it happens, it happens.
Speaker 1: And if I can't do it, then it's not meant
Speaker 1: to be. I'll post my art.
Speaker 2: Why are you wearing my fucking shoes? My shoes?
Speaker 4: I just thought I looked pretty in them.
Speaker 2: Give me, no, give me my fucking shoes.
Speaker 4: Sorry.
Speaker 3: I just like the way your feel on my feet,
Speaker 3: even close to delicate enough to fit in those.
Speaker 4: Delicate kai back up about my feet, don't talk about
Speaker 4: in his feet.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, if you frame it like that, I guess, well, yes,
Speaker 3: well no, I it was well insert the video here yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Insert the video. I got it on video. I was watching, No,
Speaker 4: the craziest thing of all time is and you witnessed it.
Speaker 4: I realized how chopped I am. Like two days ago,
Speaker 4: I literally started like crashing out, like it was really bad,
Speaker 4: bitch a twenty six year old man saying, really is
Speaker 4: how chop that was? I started crashing out, like can
Speaker 4: I shut the fuck up? Like, oh my god, but no,
Speaker 4: I like freaked out like I saw me for me,
Speaker 4: for who I really am for the first time the
Speaker 4: other day and just every photo I've ever posted, every
Speaker 4: video of me on my phone, Like I started going
Speaker 4: on a deep dive and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: everyone lies to me. I'm chop. I'm crazy.
Speaker 1: That can be how you feel, because like I am
Speaker 1: the most fakes insecure person ever because at the end
Speaker 1: of the day, I do think I'm hom and I
Speaker 1: will say and I will look at my tiktoks and
Speaker 1: my ig and my pics and I'm like, damn, I
Speaker 1: just like actually walk through life that bad fuck.
Speaker 2: I'm literally Michael Jackson bad.
Speaker 4: What but like, wait, you're bad like Michael Jackson. No, no, no,
Speaker 4: what do you do that close to Michael Jackson. Why
Speaker 4: would you compare yourself to Michael Jackson?
Speaker 2: Fucking pop stars and I make the girls go crazy?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the little girls, little girls. Well, oh, this is
Speaker 4: something else I wanted to bring up. That like literally
Speaker 4: was driving me insane. But yes, we fucking moved like
Speaker 4: like what like like what like we weren't trying to
Speaker 4: hide it. If we were gonna hide it from y'all,
Speaker 4: we would have done a good job at hiding in.
Speaker 1: We're just overwhelmed and like we don't have the time
Speaker 1: to just in the middle of a move do here
Speaker 1: I go fucking doing the set.
Speaker 2: Look at this ship? What like? I literally can't, like
Speaker 2: I don't want to. But with that being said, you
Speaker 2: won't see us for a while.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm just checking to make sure it's recording.
Speaker 3: I'm just doing my job.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because you knocked over.
Speaker 3: Everything looks perfect from here. If you guys ever get
Speaker 3: ugly and fall off, I'll tell you and I'll quit.
Speaker 4: So okay, let's tell you'll know, Okay, literally perfect.
Speaker 1: Waiting for an ugly person to identify another ugly person
Speaker 1: is way too difficult, So.
Speaker 2: We can't do that.
Speaker 4: You can't.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, but ka, I can't be looking
Speaker 1: out for us to turn ugly, like he'll let it
Speaker 1: get far past that.
Speaker 3: This actually isn't funny because I am actually ugly.
Speaker 1: Is all like three people who know they're good looking
Speaker 1: being like I'm.
Speaker 4: So I genuinely, I genuinely, I'm not kidding. I look
Speaker 4: at myself and I actually think I'm heinous. It's not
Speaker 4: a bit, it's not.
Speaker 3: A bit skin melting and rotten.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it depends on the time of the day
Speaker 1: for me, Like it really depends, Like, yeah, I do
Speaker 1: have days I can't lie, like even princesses have their days.
Speaker 1: Like some days I do see a mirror and it
Speaker 1: sends a shiver down my back that I can only
Speaker 1: assume epidural would be able to.
Speaker 4: Like India's new bathroom is haunted. It's like it is
Speaker 4: a cursed space.
Speaker 1: Literally look her mind in there, because it's pushing me,
Speaker 1: but like in the best way, in like a weird like.
Speaker 4: It's very chucky, cheese coated.
Speaker 1: Okay, chills my bathroom.
Speaker 2: I spent a lot of time in there. But it
Speaker 2: is really really freaky.
Speaker 1: That bathroom is like I just go through faces with it,
Speaker 1: like sometimes I love it, but.
Speaker 4: Like ooh sometimes like that's that's where I realized how
Speaker 4: chopped I was. But then I go to.
Speaker 1: Also because it has these really old mirrors with very
Speaker 1: specific lighting in there. I had to put one of
Speaker 1: those tulip shades over one of the light fixtures because
Speaker 1: it used to be even brighter in there somehow, but
Speaker 1: it is covered in mirrors. Whatever, fucking crazy bitch. Honestly,
Speaker 1: God blessed because it did something positive for my ego
Speaker 1: to see myself from all angles, because I was.
Speaker 2: Like, you know what, like I'm good looking, like I.
Speaker 1: Can chill, but on days when I don't feel like that,
Speaker 1: I don't need to see I think.
Speaker 3: Your bathroom's cool. I like that it looks like a
Speaker 3: McDonald's Playpenny.
Speaker 4: Yeah seriously, And I have just like the most beautiful bathroom.
Speaker 4: We each have our own bathrooms, which is so it's.
Speaker 1: Really really God but I felt like I've got v
Speaker 1: Bucks saying that it's terrifying how.
Speaker 4: Much time I spend in the bathroom. Like I literally
Speaker 4: like anytime y'all are like, hey, Drew, like you have
Speaker 4: a question for me, I'm so insecure because I'm literally
Speaker 4: always in the bathroom like every time anybody's come to
Speaker 4: my room, I'm like just chilling in the bathroom. But
Speaker 4: I know that.
Speaker 2: About you, like I know you like to spend time with.
Speaker 4: The Yeah, it's it's a given to take, though, it's
Speaker 4: so it's a given to take because Enya's room is
Speaker 4: like nice, cozy, warm, beautiful, like stunning, gorgeous. Her bathroom
Speaker 4: is terrifying, like deep guttural pits of hell.
Speaker 1: Like really okay, because like not too much on my
Speaker 1: bathroom because it's abe.
Speaker 4: Sometimes my bathroom is gorgeous, beautiful, stunning, bright, skinny.
Speaker 3: And yeah, softly, you have like this very harsh overhead.
Speaker 1: No, there's no shadows, not a shadow in sight in
Speaker 1: the bathroom, like it's really eerie.
Speaker 4: But my bedroom is a dungeoness pit that is cold
Speaker 4: and literally leaking well to be very old.
Speaker 1: Because okay, I have never lived in a house with
Speaker 1: like a banging ass heater like I've never I've never
Speaker 1: had to live in a location like our last place,
Speaker 1: we had a heater, but it sucked, so we just had.
Speaker 2: To freeze, like you had to freeze.
Speaker 1: Now this place has good heaters, bitch, I don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck.
Speaker 2: But like granted.
Speaker 1: I I think I'm gonna really be brought back to
Speaker 1: reality when I see that first bill, because I've never
Speaker 1: lived in a place with a heater, and Drew is
Speaker 1: very frugal and very responsible and yells at all of
Speaker 1: us about the heaters, so he would rather be cold
Speaker 1: and miserable than just no.
Speaker 4: I just get under a heated blanket and put a
Speaker 4: hoodie on, and like, literally, I'm so dad codd with
Speaker 4: the heater. But I'm like, just wait, our bill is
Speaker 4: going to be like four grand. It's gonna be so
Speaker 4: it's going to be terrifying.
Speaker 2: No way, it's no, it's.
Speaker 4: It's going to be expen I mean like it's it's
Speaker 4: going to be mad expensive. But well, we'll see, we'll see,
Speaker 4: we'll see. But yeah, we moved a lovely house. You'll
Speaker 4: never get a house tour. I'll say that right now.
Speaker 4: You'll never see the insides of our house. You might
Speaker 4: be able to in the YouTube video I have coming
Speaker 4: out soon.
Speaker 1: But also to be clear, because like, although flattered, I
Speaker 1: don't own anything. Okay, there's not a single thing in
Speaker 1: my life other than the clothes I've gotten off like
Speaker 1: my lill.
Speaker 4: So we're renting we did not buy a home.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Everybody has been talking to us like we bought and
Speaker 1: I've been doing this really bad thing because it's specifically
Speaker 1: it's older adults I do it with been talking to
Speaker 1: me and been like, oh my god, congrats on the house,
Speaker 1: like when did you buy?
Speaker 2: And I don't know how to be like, girl, I'm renting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we didn't buy a house.
Speaker 1: So I just lie. So there are a lot of
Speaker 1: old people. A lot of old people think I own
Speaker 1: a house. A lot of old people. Also, this is
Speaker 1: the first time I've lived in a neighborhood. Kai Jesus
Speaker 1: fucking Christ.
Speaker 3: I was. I was sending you to the group chats
Speaker 3: so you could look at it, and I would interrupt,
Speaker 3: and then I still fucking interrupt it because I suck.
Speaker 2: Honestly.
Speaker 4: Oh way, Nya, you know what tea is?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 4: You know that? Like I think something, Wait.
Speaker 2: What is tea? I don't know what ta is?
Speaker 4: This is tea? So what we should start doing tea.
Speaker 4: What we should start doing is instead of wet t
Speaker 4: shirt contests, we should do wet brain contest, where you like,
Speaker 4: finger the girl's mind by making her read books and
Speaker 4: seeing how like intelligent she is.
Speaker 1: Brains technically always wet, like everything in your body is
Speaker 1: kind of technically always wet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I just want to see the inside of
Speaker 4: a woman's brain, not her boobs.
Speaker 2: Like you want to get to know the character of
Speaker 2: her soul.
Speaker 4: Exactly that you verbalized it perfect.
Speaker 1: You really are that kind of man like Dre just
Speaker 1: doesn't see like women as objects, he sees them as beings.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. Also something else.
Speaker 2: Isn't it crazy?
Speaker 1: That is like a real sentence that probably has to
Speaker 1: be said in a lot of places of the US,
Speaker 1: like on girlshit just being like guys, I swear he's normal,
Speaker 1: Like he doesn't think you're just a hole like he
Speaker 1: like he sees people like normal.
Speaker 4: And you know what else just drops speaking of men
Speaker 4: thinking of holes or whatever you said. There's a new
Speaker 4: tick that came out that makes you allergic to meet.
Speaker 4: But yeah, my memory is going like very rapidly. My
Speaker 4: brain is deteriorating at like an alarming rate, Like I
Speaker 4: don't remember telling it's specifically with Josiah for some reason,
Speaker 4: I don't know when he's here and when he's not here,
Speaker 4: and I don't know what I've told him and what
Speaker 4: I haven't told him and I'll tell him something and
Speaker 4: he's like, dude, I was literally like with you or like, dude,
Speaker 4: you've told me that.
Speaker 2: Three yames you have.
Speaker 4: I did it with you forgetting a lot of What
Speaker 4: was it with you me?
Speaker 1: It was you told me about some interaction you had
Speaker 1: and then literally like thirty minutes later we were in
Speaker 1: the car and you re told it. I can't remember
Speaker 1: the interaction, but I know it was with like a woman.
Speaker 1: It was like a funny interaction you had, and you
Speaker 1: just retold it to me twice and I started crying.
Speaker 4: I literally almost started crying. It was so scary.
Speaker 1: We got to get you on some memory games, like
Speaker 1: what can we do to like get your memory up?
Speaker 4: This this memory game that I want to play is
Speaker 4: uh suck on Indian Kai's Toes Challenge and play with
Speaker 4: their boobs and dicking balls in Vagina Challenge. It's apparently
Speaker 4: really good for like, uh minds that are going away?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 2: Is that what they do with people? Is that what
Speaker 2: they be doing?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I hear that.
Speaker 3: I hear that in the dude, I mean if it helps,
Speaker 3: I'm down. Yeah, you want to do that right now?
Speaker 3: And we can film it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like men's toes are fucking disgusting. Nice, that is
Speaker 2: so gross.
Speaker 4: The man that wants to play with my feet.
Speaker 1: That's a vibe though getting your feet played with is
Speaker 1: a vibe Like I get that, but like ill a
Speaker 1: man's foot, Are you gonna.
Speaker 2: Have to cut that?
Speaker 4: We'll bleep it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so aped.
Speaker 4: And we'll believe that. We'll bleep the first When you
Speaker 4: said I again, I guess y'all. Just no, just no,
Speaker 4: just no, just no, just no. A lot has happened
Speaker 4: in the last eight hours of my life.
Speaker 1: Like I know, serious movie action over here for Drew,
Speaker 1: it literally sounds fake. When he first was telling me
Speaker 1: all the things that happened to you, I genuinely thought
Speaker 1: you were trolling me.
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, he gets really bored.
Speaker 4: Nowadays, the most like movie plot, like kismic chance encounter
Speaker 4: like situation ever And I will not go into detail
Speaker 4: because I I really I can't even say. Just no,
Speaker 4: oh it's fucking crazy and nothing like this has ever
Speaker 4: happened to me in my entire fucking life. And I'm
Speaker 4: just having fun. And I was telling Enya like my
Speaker 4: girl is.
Speaker 1: Being love bombed down like all it's all in the
Speaker 1: name of like.
Speaker 4: Fun, That's what I was telling you. I was like, honestly,
Speaker 4: like I just like need to get it over with
Speaker 4: and I need to be in like a toxic like
Speaker 4: relationship where we're like yelling at each other. And I'm like,
Speaker 4: come home to Indian. I'm like really sad and I
Speaker 4: and you bro like my man, he just like screamed
Speaker 4: at me and like I just I yelled back and
Speaker 4: I lost control and like it was so horrible.
Speaker 1: I can imagine a world like the amount of times
Speaker 1: you've seen me crash out over relationship and.
Speaker 4: Like I wouldn't yell. I don't even I literally think
Speaker 4: I've never yelled in my life. I don't think that's
Speaker 4: what you think. Have I ever yelled?
Speaker 2: Like I've heard you yell?
Speaker 3: Really, I've never heard you yell.
Speaker 4: Oh, but my yelling at I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: It it's like I haven't I haven't heard you yell
Speaker 2: at a person.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like yelling into the void about a situation else.
Speaker 2: Happened, direct it at anybody.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But I was like, I need to be in a
Speaker 4: toxic relationship, Like I'm not kidding, Like I really you should.
Speaker 1: I mean, chicken noodle soup is good for the soul, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: Like the sad truth is we all gotta get it done,
Speaker 2: like we all.
Speaker 4: Got to go through it sucks.
Speaker 1: It sucks, girl like I feel that way to we
Speaker 1: feel that way together, but it has to happen.
Speaker 4: And I'm like it should just be Oh yeah. Also
Speaker 4: I did like a bunch of like.
Speaker 1: People were just better fucking people. It quite literally does.
Speaker 4: It doesn't happen.
Speaker 2: But most people suck dicking balls from the back.
Speaker 4: They're all evil. They're all evil. But I did a
Speaker 4: lot of like soul searching recently and just like thinking,
Speaker 4: is it really.
Speaker 2: Crazy soul searching? Realistically?
Speaker 1: Like every day is a search for my soul, Like
Speaker 1: every day is a journey to search for my soul.
Speaker 4: Well I could, I could. I almost said I could
Speaker 4: verbalize it, iff, but you were probably going to make
Speaker 4: fun of me for that too.
Speaker 3: I could painting yourself as the victim.
Speaker 4: Of course you are.
Speaker 2: Literally you are my toxic relation. Oh I need to
Speaker 2: be in one.
Speaker 4: I'm right, Yeah, we're toxic to each other. But I
Speaker 4: what I was going to say is I was doing
Speaker 4: a lot of soul searching, but I'll rephrase it. I
Speaker 4: was thinking a lot about the past hookups that I've
Speaker 4: had when I was literally a fucking child, and that's crazy,
Speaker 4: how crazy that shit was, I think?
Speaker 2: I yeah, I think.
Speaker 1: Also, it is just so interesting to see somebody go through.
Speaker 1: I mean, I I have a lot of friends who
Speaker 1: are our age, especially because of the Again, I hate
Speaker 1: saying shit like this, but dating nowadays, it genuinely like
Speaker 1: it's so fucking annoying. But really it is a decision
Speaker 1: issue or like too many decisions leads to like no
Speaker 1: decision at all, and I feel like a lot of
Speaker 1: people are having that in terms of romantic but also
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't know if like I am just
Speaker 1: really lucky and I really really really really really.
Speaker 2: Need to chill with saying this.
Speaker 1: But I genuinely think it's because most people are too
Speaker 1: pussy to just say, like, can you, like, can you
Speaker 1: seriously just say what the fuck is?
Speaker 4: What topics you got over there? Babe? What do you
Speaker 4: got to talk about? Well?
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 1: I've been doing a lot of soul searching as well,
Speaker 1: but mainly in terms of Also, I swear I'm not
Speaker 1: making fun of.
Speaker 4: You because I know, I know I'm.
Speaker 2: Paying every time.
Speaker 1: My life is going into Dreu's room every night and
Speaker 1: saying some shit that I feel like I just found
Speaker 1: out about life and yelling on a tangent and about it.
Speaker 1: And really what I'm talking about is like I had
Speaker 1: a good day today because I got flowers.
Speaker 4: Okay, like buying flowers, which is are a live one
Speaker 4: really no legitimate leo. If y'all want to have a
Speaker 4: good day, go and buy fresh flowers for yourself and
Speaker 4: make a bouquet like and then make a bookcocky or
Speaker 4: whatever you want to call it, because that really really
Speaker 4: made me.
Speaker 1: Set off the like yesterday, not to brag, I had
Speaker 1: the perfect day. I had the perfect day. I woke
Speaker 1: up and had therapy. Then we went to the farmer's
Speaker 1: market and got flowers. We came home, I cleaned the
Speaker 1: kitchen as a good wife would do on a Sunday morning.
Speaker 2: Praise the Lord.
Speaker 4: Good wife, more like a good female. We keep going woman.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a female, and a female is a bitch,
Speaker 1: and a bitch is a female. Dog and dogs are
Speaker 1: the most loyal and dog is a man's best friend.
Speaker 4: Like I've never heard that before.
Speaker 2: But you've never heard that.
Speaker 4: Uiter or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's when a guy would call you bitch in school
Speaker 1: and you'd be like, yeah, well bitches our female dogs
Speaker 1: and dogs are like the most loyal animals to man.
Speaker 1: So you're actually a fucking idiot. Because I'm literally this.
Speaker 2: Morning like it was some stupid chit.
Speaker 1: I wonder if anybody else did there, if like me
Speaker 1: and my friends made up, because there was a lot
Speaker 1: of ship like that that I said as a kid,
Speaker 1: and I'm realizing I have had the disease from a
Speaker 1: very young age.
Speaker 2: Where Rain has pointed this.
Speaker 1: Out and we all do it to each other, but
Speaker 1: we will just start quoting things to each other and
Speaker 1: it's not from anything. It literally is just a random thing,
Speaker 1: like the huzzal thing. I don't know where I was from.
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 4: I quote it. I quote it from, uh the girl
Speaker 4: in the grocery store that sees a rat on this
Speaker 4: stack of soda. Yeah, that one. And then but douyinka
Speaker 4: doink came from Bazinga and Hazel like I want to
Speaker 4: but doinka doink? Can we make that a thing? Like
Speaker 4: damn no, I can we get that trend?
Speaker 2: I don't think but gaff gaff got a little bit
Speaker 2: of traction.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I'm still gaffing all over the place all
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 2: So like I'm gaff. I have a gaffitude to me that.
Speaker 1: If you were driving reckless with a baby on board sign,
Speaker 1: how about this fuck you and that fucking baby. I
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck about the baby on board because
Speaker 1: if you're driving recklessly with that fuck ass sticker on
Speaker 1: your car, why do I have to care about your baby?
Speaker 2: You don't give a fuck about the baby.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna off the road, I'm gonna break your laptop.
Speaker 6: What? Oh have I not premiered these I haven't debut yet.
Speaker 4: Have Oh my god, Kai, that's so good of you
Speaker 4: to bring up. Do you have them?
Speaker 5: Can?
Speaker 4: Can we watch them? So I'll give a little backstory.
Speaker 4: Is I made these videos? Backstory completed?
Speaker 2: No, he was in a badass mood. This this is
Speaker 2: the kind of yelling Drew gats up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was. I was in a like I wasn't
Speaker 4: in a bad mood, but I was in this like
Speaker 4: like mental purgatory, like where I like really was like, oh,
Speaker 4: like none of this is real. I can just like
Speaker 4: do whatever the funk iant like if I wanted to
Speaker 4: like scream at to people like what And so I
Speaker 4: made all these videos while I was driving and listening
Speaker 4: to the Challenger's soundtrack.
Speaker 2: You're so stupid.
Speaker 1: Why am I being left on screen alone to the
Speaker 1: to the group chat?
Speaker 2: So you goes, he just wants to be next to you.
Speaker 7: Here's the video, guys, go, oh my god, what are
Speaker 7: you waiting for?
Speaker 2: Big places? The job job, to fucking.
Speaker 4: I have a family.
Speaker 8: The fucking video that.
Speaker 9: Daylight that like that, it's not on y'all.
Speaker 5: Whoa, whoa, my god, h what the fuck?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 8: I what the fuck you're fucking.
Speaker 2: What on front of that.
Speaker 4: The crazy thing about these videos is they completely derailed
Speaker 4: my day because I was like, we were moving while
Speaker 4: we were doing them, and it literally like it put
Speaker 4: me in such a weird headspace and my throat hurt.
Speaker 4: I literally tasted blood, like after's tasted a word.
Speaker 3: I tasted blood.
Speaker 4: I tasted blood.
Speaker 2: I thought you were saying you tasted a word.
Speaker 3: I was like, wow, I'm just thinking at the beginning
Speaker 3: you're saying. I don't know if I've ever yelled.
Speaker 2: Seriously like yelling at people. I feel like, oh, motherfucker.
Speaker 4: The thing is it's crashing out. The hang it all
Speaker 4: is crashing out right now, d one level crash out.
Speaker 4: This is another one.
Speaker 2: The lighting looks crazy. By the way.
Speaker 4: This is when you haven't you haven't seen that one?
Speaker 7: Who?
Speaker 2: No, I literally love them.
Speaker 4: Wait, I'm gonna do one more. I have another one somewhere.
Speaker 4: We saw this one. Oh wait, maybe this is.
Speaker 2: The fact that there's so many. Oh my god, I
Speaker 2: have a dad.
Speaker 8: Like a fucking day, they're gonna start. You are gonna
Speaker 8: like my fucking job. God damn.
Speaker 2: You know what's crazy is yesterday.
Speaker 4: It's the fucking work these days.
Speaker 3: You don't sound like you, I know, it's like a
Speaker 3: really creepy did you feel good? After that?
Speaker 4: No? Ruined my day.
Speaker 3: I feel like I had the realization that I had
Speaker 3: never screamed over the course like fifteen years, like since
Speaker 3: I was like a little boy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I heard, you haven't been loud ever one.
Speaker 3: And I tried because like I was at my sister's house.
Speaker 4: Wait, scream right now.
Speaker 3: No, No, it's gonna it's gonna. It is. So I
Speaker 3: screamed at my sister's house because I was just there alone.
Speaker 3: It's like a house in the middle of nowhere. And
Speaker 3: I lost my voice for like two days, like immediately.
Speaker 4: Because those are like, those are those forty eight year.
Speaker 3: Old No, they're not forty eight. I think my vocal
Speaker 3: courts just don't have the like muscles to do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean because I wore them bitches out.
Speaker 1: Who it's true, Yeah, looking round.
Speaker 3: It's true. I gave Drew the type of head where
Speaker 3: he asked to wipe his ass after.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I love screaming, and if I couldn't scream anymore,
Speaker 1: I would kill myself.
Speaker 4: I love raising my hed yeah. And one thing about Enya,
Speaker 4: she's gonna raise her voice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't have to control. My dad is the loudest.
Speaker 2: My mom and dad are the loudest people I have
Speaker 2: ever heard in my life, and up until recently, I
Speaker 2: never thought of how loud I was and how much
Speaker 2: I took that from them. When I went back home recently,
Speaker 2: my little sister was like, oh my god, when you talk,
Speaker 2: you're just like mom and dad. You like scream when
Speaker 2: you talk, You're always so loud.
Speaker 1: Like, never let a sixteen year old perceive you and
Speaker 1: then tell you directly to your face how they're perceiving it.
Speaker 1: Because that did something to my core.
Speaker 2: I had.
Speaker 1: I feel like if you even go back on episodes,
Speaker 1: I have been trying my best to watch my volume
Speaker 1: since she said that, but you haven't been trying hard enough.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Well, to be fair, I think my ears got blown out.
Speaker 1: I can't lie like in my head right now. I'm
Speaker 1: having like a very very like I like to me,
Speaker 1: I'm like, at.
Speaker 4: A dude, Enya's ears are so bad, Like she's fully
Speaker 4: she's fully like hard hearing at this point, like we'll
Speaker 4: be driving in the car and like the music will
Speaker 4: be like the loudest music I've ever heard in my life.
Speaker 4: And she's like, do you mind if I like turn
Speaker 4: it up a lot more because like I can barely
Speaker 4: hear this, And I'm like, Inya, you're actually.
Speaker 1: No, I I I technically like on ironically, I think
Speaker 1: I it's specifically my right ear. I think I blew
Speaker 1: it out. I have like a constant just like like
Speaker 1: small ringing in this ear, and this ear always feels
Speaker 1: like someone has a bowl over this side of my head.
Speaker 2: Like I can hear out of this clogged ear wax. Probably, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I need to go get my ears.
Speaker 4: You should get them cleaned.
Speaker 1: I clean my ears all the time, guys. But you
Speaker 1: know what I got told last time I went to
Speaker 1: go get my ears checked.
Speaker 2: I'm one of those evil people who I clean my
Speaker 2: ears too much, so I actually.
Speaker 1: Hurt my ear because I like, I get like really
Speaker 1: feaky about it, like.
Speaker 4: Because I'm so well, because I hate.
Speaker 2: I'm so scared of having dirty ears because I will
Speaker 2: never forget.
Speaker 1: When I was like seven, I walked my godmom clean
Speaker 1: my godbrother's ears in the pick in the back of
Speaker 1: their pickup truck, sitting outside in broad daylight, so imagine
Speaker 1: like Miami's sun in the middle of the summer.
Speaker 2: We were all running around.
Speaker 1: It was like the kid I was closest in age two,
Speaker 1: and she, oh my god, this is actually such a
Speaker 1: sweet memory. She would clean her kid's ears and then
Speaker 1: clean our ears. So we would all take turns and
Speaker 1: she would like clean our ears. But one time I
Speaker 1: watched her clean my godbrother's ears, and I'm not even like, oh,
Speaker 1: like gross, like a sight to remember, like genuinely from
Speaker 1: that moment on, I have been using Q tips in
Speaker 1: my ears since I was way too young. I would
Speaker 1: sneak into my parents' bathroom and clean my ears because
Speaker 1: seeing that scared me so bad and also it made
Speaker 1: me laugh so hard at him that I was petrified
Speaker 1: of ever being humiliated like that because literally, imagine like.
Speaker 2: The most like annoying kids.
Speaker 1: You could imagine me and my God siblings, Like I
Speaker 1: got so blessed because as our like God family setup
Speaker 1: was exactly like our family setup. So there was like
Speaker 1: a middle girl, a younger boy, and like an older brother,
Speaker 1: and that was like basically the same as our family,
Speaker 1: except it was a younger sister, but like all of
Speaker 1: the correct ages got along so well. So it's like
Speaker 1: all these kids who are mirroring each other. We lived
Speaker 1: across the street from each other, so we were all
Speaker 1: so similar. Imagine me and a bunch of little other
Speaker 1: badass elementary kids students, uh, watching you get your ears cleaned,
Speaker 1: and it's different, Like it was like humiliation ritual. So
Speaker 1: basically long winded story to say that.
Speaker 4: That happened to me with Dan Drift. Yeah, I was
Speaker 4: a kid. I had Dan Drift in like I think
Speaker 4: it was like fifth grade.
Speaker 2: Oh No, for some reason, having Dan Drift as a
Speaker 2: kid was.
Speaker 4: Really it was the worst thing that's ever happened to
Speaker 4: me in my entire life. We were sitting in like
Speaker 4: the gymnasium, like uh, like at a PEP rally or
Speaker 4: like where the teachers were talking at us and we
Speaker 4: were sitting in the stand talking yeah, and like, uh,
Speaker 4: my friend he was literally trying to impress like these
Speaker 4: girls that we were friends with, and uh, he like
Speaker 4: just like blatantly just pointed out like that I had
Speaker 4: Dan drift, like really bad Dan drift, and it it
Speaker 4: rewired my brain in a way that like I still
Speaker 4: have not recovered from. And if I see Dan drift,
Speaker 4: like it's it's like it's literally a thing that just happens,
Speaker 4: like people can't control it. It's it's it's not a
Speaker 4: big deal.
Speaker 2: But like me, because I'm in my Dan draft.
Speaker 4: Era, anytime I see like Dan drift on someone, I
Speaker 4: like really want to tell them or like whatever. But
Speaker 4: I'm like I kept making those faces because I thought
Speaker 4: about like when I was younger, I literally it's like
Speaker 4: like chewing on Q tips.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you were about to say, Dan drift.
Speaker 4: No, Like no, like chewing on like not used Q tips,
Speaker 4: just like regular Q tips and that like cotton like
Speaker 4: screnching in your teeth.
Speaker 2: Why are you chewing on que tips.
Speaker 4: I'm not kidding. I think I had like Pika or
Speaker 4: some shit, because I would eat paper and like chew.
Speaker 4: I would chew on like wood and shit. It was
Speaker 4: so crazy.
Speaker 1: I was definitely Yeah, I guess I was putting random,
Speaker 1: like weird shit into my stomach that I shouldn't have
Speaker 1: been putting in there. I was trying to think of
Speaker 1: how to say that without was sounding crazy, because yeah,
Speaker 1: but we've talked about this. I used to eat chargers.
Speaker 1: I used to eat Android chargers. Android chargers were the best.
Speaker 1: They were literally the best. And then that just makes
Speaker 1: me really think about who I am as a person today,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, damn, I wonder if I was low
Speaker 1: key just sending micro like I was kind of just
Speaker 1: electrocuting myself. That's what I liked. The charger had to
Speaker 1: be plugged in. It had to be plugged in to
Speaker 1: get that taste, and the taste in question was literally electrocution,
Speaker 1: Like it was literally like it would zap the end
Speaker 1: of my lidy.
Speaker 4: We really used to just lick nine volt batteries, Like
Speaker 4: do kids still do that?
Speaker 2: Like that shit was lit, I know, like I don't think.
Speaker 1: They do as much anymore. And what's no, that's that
Speaker 1: literally isn't true. A child's curiosity doesn't change. There's just
Speaker 1: more things to be curious about. Like I'm sure because
Speaker 1: when I remember when Madeline was talking about baby proofing
Speaker 1: in the house, bitch, I thought we were past that time,
Speaker 1: Like what we still have the baby proof of the house,
Speaker 1: Like what is.
Speaker 2: The baby getting into?
Speaker 1: But then I look at the floor and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we could kill at least three infants with the amount
Speaker 1: of tiny things.
Speaker 4: I would just drawl in here and die.
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna kill myself.
Speaker 4: Thank god.
Speaker 3: Did you see what I said in the group show?
Speaker 2: Is like obsessed with texting us today.
Speaker 3: We're just I'm trying to not be intrusive to your guys'
Speaker 3: energy but also send you stuff.
Speaker 4: Wait, oh yeah, we need to talk about the fucking
Speaker 4: movie that you're in.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm in a movie.
Speaker 4: Kais in a fucking Wait.
Speaker 2: I thought we were gonna talk about your painting.
Speaker 4: Oh, we can talk about that like this, but wait,
Speaker 4: what movie?
Speaker 3: I got a comment on a TikTok and it was like,
Speaker 3: I'm not saying the name of the fucking movie, but
Speaker 3: oh my god, it was like, you're in this you're
Speaker 3: a part of Like you're a dating app profile in
Speaker 3: this movie. And I was like, I don't know anything
Speaker 3: about that.
Speaker 4: Let's be a doppel ganger.
Speaker 3: I looked it up and this movie that's like on
Speaker 3: streaming services and I'm not fucking saying the name of it.
Speaker 2: Wait is real?
Speaker 3: This is real? I am like, they use my photo
Speaker 3: and uh, she's like I think she's like a girl
Speaker 3: that like meets up with guys and kills them through
Speaker 3: dating apps or something. But I was one of the
Speaker 3: profiles that she like swipes me.
Speaker 4: It's like literally his pictures one of my Instagram standing
Speaker 4: in the stairwell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh so small, claims court.
Speaker 4: It is exactly.
Speaker 3: And the reason well, I'm not even mad about that.
Speaker 3: I'm not even mad about that. The reason why I'm
Speaker 3: angry is because they put my age as thirty and
Speaker 3: that's really fucking wow.
Speaker 4: That's really really No, it's not don't say that about him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, technically that's my biological age, but I have like
Speaker 3: the very young guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a very chill guy, very like you're like
Speaker 1: supre amature and stuff or like.
Speaker 2: What exactly, Okay, did she swipe on you? Did you get.
Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't even think about that. She didn't you got?
Speaker 2: You got literally like publicly, but.
Speaker 4: You can say it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they used not only did they use your photo
Speaker 1: without your consent, but they publicly.
Speaker 2: Were like.
Speaker 3: I see them for right and putting my age my
Speaker 3: actual age.
Speaker 4: If you just like change the movie where she swipes
Speaker 4: on me, I won't sue you.
Speaker 3: I just edit it.
Speaker 2: Should do that, Yeah, I'm pretty sure, like, yeah, just
Speaker 2: have them ai it.
Speaker 3: I got really, I got mad and I crashed out?
Speaker 4: Was that squeaking out?
Speaker 1: It sucks too, because like if I was in the movie,
Speaker 1: they probably would have been like they probably would have
Speaker 1: just found my picture naturally because I'm so like popular
Speaker 1: and whatnot, and then been like, oh my god, this
Speaker 1: girl is so good looking, but this just doesn't work
Speaker 1: because we wouldn't swipe on her. We would want her
Speaker 1: in the movie, So then I would be in the movie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's the difference between us.
Speaker 4: Also, the me and and you're in euphoria.
Speaker 3: We're I don't think we're supposed to talk about that.
Speaker 4: No, they tweeted it out.
Speaker 2: All of us were directed this season. Yeah, and he
Speaker 2: wrote it.
Speaker 3: I wrote it. Yeah, I actually did like a weird
Speaker 3: power play and I kicked San levinceon out and now good,
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 2: Him up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we got castid. In Euphoria Azru's Trip Sitters, people
Speaker 4: were being so shady in the comments. They were like, yeah,
Speaker 4: cast it as the janitors, that would be a vibe.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I started watching Abbot Elementary and because of that janitor,
Speaker 1: I would love.
Speaker 2: To be the janitor.
Speaker 4: That's a perfect.
Speaker 1: Character for me to play, Like I just show up
Speaker 1: and I say something and then I disappear for the
Speaker 1: rest of the episode. That's like, in my head, that's
Speaker 1: my ideal rule to play in a show. I just
Speaker 1: want to be on a show and have no like
Speaker 1: you don't even need to give me much. I just
Speaker 1: want to like be passing, like I don't want to
Speaker 1: have a purpose, Like I really just want to be
Speaker 1: like a room filler, but like a kind of consistent
Speaker 1: room filler.
Speaker 4: Isn't Abbot Elementary so good? It is so fucking there's
Speaker 4: not enough common around how perfect of a TV show.
Speaker 1: I need to start it from the beginning because I
Speaker 1: started watching random episodes because I hadn't seen it before,
Speaker 1: and fuck, I kind of fucked up and I watched
Speaker 1: like I watched some of their best episodes because I
Speaker 1: literally just looked up what were the best episodes because
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm so behind on shows in general.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I did that, I really, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's kind of rains fault, Loki, So that's rain fault
Speaker 1: because she was like, this is a really good episode,
Speaker 1: but also that I just know certain people.
Speaker 2: I'm the kind of person who I like to watch
Speaker 2: a show from top to bottom.
Speaker 1: But that's me top and bottom from show from Drew
Speaker 1: to Kai.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank god, yep, that was good.
Speaker 2: I just put my finger in my mouth and then
Speaker 2: touched you what.
Speaker 3: We were going to say before. So, Drew, you know,
Speaker 3: I'm always saying that your body's a work of art.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to compliment you.
Speaker 1: What's fucked up is like the way y'all interact is
Speaker 1: genuinely kind of just the way y'all talk to each other.
Speaker 1: I think I've heard y'all have like two normal conversations.
Speaker 4: Well no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Every time y'all are texting each other, I'll be like, oh,
Speaker 1: what made you laugh? Like what are you laughing about?
Speaker 1: And it's some weird ship you sent him or vice versa. No,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I was speaking Kay's language.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, when you learned? Is that your Valentine's dake?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's his native.
Speaker 3: To a pig snort.
Speaker 2: I just don't understand what is he saying, Kyle.
Speaker 3: Saying? Like, what are you talking about? Like what's the
Speaker 3: next topic of the podcast? But it doesn't matter. That's
Speaker 3: I think he's being mean.
Speaker 4: Is that sweet?
Speaker 8: Sweet?
Speaker 2: He went out and he learned your due lingo? Well,
Speaker 2: I have fucking carpenter ants, So thanks guys.
Speaker 1: That's why I didn't want to say anything about the move,
Speaker 1: because I have fucking carpenter and everything.
Speaker 2: I wake up every morning to buzzing sounds.
Speaker 3: What mean you have the wood?
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, it's like an Also literally.
Speaker 4: At how sexy of a man? I am like, I'm
Speaker 4: like a real mom.
Speaker 2: No, I actually did. I am like this.
Speaker 1: This is like a compliment to both of us in
Speaker 1: my head, but I will start with you.
Speaker 4: I I'm like a real man.
Speaker 1: People genuinely ask how me and Drew work so well together,
Speaker 1: and it is because there are just certain roles we
Speaker 1: play in each other's lives that we take that role
Speaker 1: and we accept, like even when it annoys, or I
Speaker 1: might just be speaking for you, because he he does
Speaker 1: like a lot of like house like Drew will take
Speaker 1: care of a house like this is a man, he
Speaker 1: will tend to the house. We are kind of like
Speaker 1: the what what's that like?
Speaker 2: Hot couple? Levi and William William Me saying Levi and Corline.
Speaker 2: That's just her name like that.
Speaker 4: I was just stalking them yesterday. There is such a
Speaker 4: fucking vibe, bro.
Speaker 1: But like we are that but minus the cooking. Actually,
Speaker 1: no man cooks me.
Speaker 2: I literally cook an yummy asta. I got sucked up.
Speaker 4: I got the exterminators coming in tomorrow to get her
Speaker 4: ants out, and I cooked her a poss to dinner.
Speaker 4: You made the same, man, My man.
Speaker 2: My man, my man.
Speaker 1: But I genuinely think we only work so well together
Speaker 1: because you do that kind of shit and then I do.
Speaker 2: I actually don't know what I do.
Speaker 4: You don't do much. No, I'm kidding, you do a lot.
Speaker 1: I clean the rest of the house. I keep I
Speaker 1: keep the house tidy.
Speaker 4: I like you clean your room four times a day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my OCD in that room has really got to me, guys.
Speaker 2: I very Gal's god dad. Every night. The ghosts of
Speaker 2: this house tells me to clean. I know, I really
Speaker 2: can't stop.
Speaker 4: And like it's it'll be like two am, and I'll
Speaker 4: like be like cozy, I'm bet about to fall asleep,
Speaker 4: and I'll be like like falling into sleep like this,
Speaker 4: and then it'll hear a broom go. Because she's right
Speaker 4: above me. I hear everything from men, literally everything, every
Speaker 4: azol footstep.
Speaker 2: Have you heard unwanted sounds?
Speaker 4: No I haven't. I haven't heard that yet. But yeah's
Speaker 4: very heavy footage. She's very very heavy footage. She stomps around,
Speaker 4: she's heavy footing your head, No, I'm not kidding, Oh god,
Speaker 4: I'm kidding.
Speaker 2: Seriously, nothing graceful about me, Like I don't know what
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do.
Speaker 4: No, you can turn it on and off, but no,
Speaker 4: and you stop for a long and stomp in her room.
Speaker 1: My my, like gracefulness. Battery is the equivalent to when
Speaker 1: you buy an old digital camera and you use flash
Speaker 1: three times. Like that's like the amount in which I
Speaker 1: can hold myself to be class.
Speaker 4: Yeah. But yeah, and you like you're not heavy footed,
Speaker 4: you just walk on your heels.
Speaker 2: No, I'm heavy footed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I stomp around and I and I try and
Speaker 1: I really.
Speaker 2: Like, what's fucked up?
Speaker 4: Is?
Speaker 2: I try?
Speaker 4: I try?
Speaker 2: Sometimes.
Speaker 1: Well, it also doesn't help because, like I've said this
Speaker 1: before and it's the corniest thing ever.
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: But y'all, seriously, more people just listen to a song
Speaker 1: on repeat that they really liked and dance around the room.
Speaker 2: I think everybody would be happy.
Speaker 1: And that doesn't help for you because I blast my
Speaker 1: music and I stomp around my room, Like I really
Speaker 1: am the noisemaker.
Speaker 4: And the annoying roommate.
Speaker 2: But I do such good things.
Speaker 1: You do amazing things like I got a table mmm too,
Speaker 1: and I got a bunch of rugs.
Speaker 2: I have to show them.
Speaker 4: Oh you didn't, I haven't seen them yet. Well, I
Speaker 4: found out that I'm tongue tied.
Speaker 3: Damn. They thought that show was funny as fun.
Speaker 4: I got the whole neighborhood laughing. Yeah, I found out
Speaker 4: I'm tongue tied, and that's probably why I like like
Speaker 4: miswords all the time. Oh yeah, there's like this like
Speaker 4: line like basically, if you open your mouth all the way,
Speaker 4: like as wide as you can go, and then try
Speaker 4: to touch the roof of your mouth with your tongue,
Speaker 4: if you can't touch the roof of your mouth with
Speaker 4: your tongue. Your tongue tied?
Speaker 3: Oh I am tongue tied, then I can't do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh kay Jesus Christ, that's so fucking assy. Do y'all
Speaker 1: really just are so weird? Like y'all are weird people?
Speaker 3: Why is that weird?
Speaker 2: Do you have white tongue?
Speaker 4: Do you have to blur my tongue? I just have
Speaker 4: a pale tongue.
Speaker 1: I have a really pale tongue. I've been smoking too long.
Speaker 1: I feel like, do you know what?
Speaker 2: I feel like? Some people have smoker's tongue and I
Speaker 2: really need to.
Speaker 1: Stop smoking so much because I'm pushing it and I
Speaker 1: just don't think you could get that medically done?
Speaker 3: Does look weird?
Speaker 4: Eh? Ki? Like do that in front of the camera?
Speaker 4: Why are you running? Is this weird? Y'all?
Speaker 2: Kai? Whatever anxiety medicine you're on now is working too?
Speaker 4: Fucking wow?
Speaker 2: I'm kidding though, that was you are today? You are
Speaker 2: such a ray of sunshine.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Even if I have anxiety, why would I
Speaker 3: keep my gift from people and show them that I
Speaker 3: can do stuff like that?
Speaker 4: Yeah? And yeah that was really crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's actually crazy. It's so a lot of people
Speaker 3: think that that's cool that I can do that.
Speaker 4: It is awesome, and I know everyone agrees.
Speaker 1: I made the roof of my mouth like I feel
Speaker 1: like I tickled my like that area, Do you know
Speaker 1: what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like now, like it is yeah, because I was like
Speaker 2: touching it.
Speaker 4: Yeah. When I pett a cat in their whiskers, like
Speaker 4: touch my forearm, I feel it on the roof of
Speaker 4: my mouth. I don't know how to describe it.
Speaker 3: That's really weird.
Speaker 4: And if some if if someone presses my belly button,
Speaker 4: I feel it in my penis tip.
Speaker 3: That well, that's what happens to me too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel that. I feel that way too. We
Speaker 2: feel that way together.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we feel that way.
Speaker 2: To get No, when I touch my belly button, it
Speaker 2: kind of hurts.
Speaker 3: Oh what I was going to say before, but then
Speaker 3: you interrupted me rudely.
Speaker 4: Oh, get out actually hold this huh.
Speaker 3: Yeah got them Well, oh my god, I've never been
Speaker 3: hit there before. Drew just slapped me in the gooch,
Speaker 3: and honestly, I didn't hate it. What I was gonna
Speaker 3: say was that your body is taking art. It's tea.
Speaker 3: It's a piece of art and somebody put it in
Speaker 3: a gallery.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, someone painted me. Guys. Someone did
Speaker 4: a big oil painting, did their big one with it.
Speaker 4: I love a good I love a good oil painting
Speaker 4: like oil, I love a good do I say it
Speaker 4: we oil?
Speaker 2: I love good oil.
Speaker 4: I like had to cut oil oil from my vocab
Speaker 4: because I realized I literally did lose my Texas accent
Speaker 4: because I used to say, like, oh, I have to
Speaker 4: put oil in my car. Oil. Someone painted me knocked out,
Speaker 4: knocked out on the front, which it honestly is beautiful.
Speaker 4: It is a beautiful painting. And also there's like a
Speaker 4: lot of meaning behind me.
Speaker 1: I know I was gonna say, because that was like
Speaker 1: the last night you ever drank, Like that's on video.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's and it's an iconic moment. It's like a
Speaker 4: it's a uh a lens into my it's a lens
Speaker 4: into my sobriety. Wait, kay, what's their name?
Speaker 2: Does enya or has enya? Ha Senya.
Speaker 4: We'll flash it on the screen.
Speaker 2: I've never seen that beautiful name, girl.
Speaker 4: Gorgeous, gorgeous gowns. Shout out to you. That painting was
Speaker 4: fucking god.
Speaker 1: Also, how long did it take because I really don't
Speaker 1: understand how you can make an oil painting that bag.
Speaker 4: I no idea, but we'll insert the ig account.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 1: If when I'm old, if I ever see a video
Speaker 1: of myself being recorded by a younger person from far
Speaker 1: away and they're pitying me online, I'm not kidding, I
Speaker 1: will go out of my way and do meth and
Speaker 1: kill that person with my bare hand, because let me
Speaker 1: find out anybody is just like pitying me.
Speaker 2: In my head, my ideal.
Speaker 1: Situation is somehow I have grandkids, but they're probably not
Speaker 1: my grandkids. They're like y'all's grandkids, which makes them my grandkids.
Speaker 1: And I'd be down for them to record me because
Speaker 1: I'm funny, like the right right lady, Like that's a vibe.
Speaker 1: But bitch, if you see me struggling, you know.
Speaker 4: That's a bit. Did you know the right right was
Speaker 4: a bit?
Speaker 2: H Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: It's like a whole video they recorded and then the
Speaker 1: yeah they cut Yeah, they like cut it up. But
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. She's like, still such a funny lady.
Speaker 1: If I'm struggling to pick something up and instead of
Speaker 1: fucking helping me, your piece of shit ass is filming
Speaker 1: me the amount of tiktoks I see like that likes
Speaker 1: and it's like them trying to put something in their car. Bitch,
Speaker 1: go help them, like literally recording them.
Speaker 4: Yeah. No, I'm gonna be like my grandkids, like Holy Grail,
Speaker 4: Like I'm going to be like that one grandma on
Speaker 4: TikTok that like her grandkid like feeds her lines to
Speaker 4: say that's what they're I'm just gonna be so geriatric
Speaker 4: and like rotted by then that like I'm just gonna
Speaker 4: be saying like all of the young slang and like
Speaker 4: crashing out.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like Battie Winkle, which actually, can someone
Speaker 1: please tell me.
Speaker 2: Like if batis okay?
Speaker 4: So okay?
Speaker 2: Because I like, I.
Speaker 1: Rougher her a lot and I looked it up recently
Speaker 1: and I couldn't find any updated photos of her, so
Speaker 1: I don't know, And if Baddy Winkle isn't here with
Speaker 1: us anymore, honestly, it does make me.
Speaker 2: Sad, Like that does make me sad because like.
Speaker 1: Ranny Winkle, I always say Battye Winkle, it's Granny Wink.
Speaker 4: Ranny Winkle. No, I think it's Batti Winkle.
Speaker 1: Something like that, it's some weird ass name, and honestly,
Speaker 1: let me find out. Oh mighty or oh my weekend
Speaker 1: or whatever the fuck didn't cut her the fattest check ever.
Speaker 2: Because I'm beating everybody up because that was the girl.
Speaker 2: She was literally the poster girl for girls like she's
Speaker 2: kind of lit for that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and the last thing I'll bring up is we
Speaker 4: obviously filmed the episode in Big sur for last week
Speaker 4: and it was beautiful.
Speaker 2: No, that was We.
Speaker 1: Weren't in Big Sir, we were in fucking what's it called.
Speaker 1: We were in Paris, Texas.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we were in Paris, Texas.
Speaker 2: It was beautiful.
Speaker 4: It's beautiful. But in Big Sir, I crashed out. I
Speaker 4: had I had like a real life like like seeing
Speaker 4: red moment, and I won't go into too much detail,
Speaker 4: but basically I was trying to be nice to someone
Speaker 4: and I asked them about the weather because there was
Speaker 4: a really narly weather storm coming in and I was
Speaker 4: just like, oh, like, just making sure she knew, making
Speaker 4: sure like we were on the same page.
Speaker 1: So we both grew up in places that were affected
Speaker 1: by extreme weather, and that is a casual thing, like
Speaker 1: when a hurricane was about to hit Miami when you
Speaker 1: go to publics to get something and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: like like, how are you feeling for the storm?
Speaker 2: Are you ready? Like is everything could? Like yeah, and
Speaker 2: keeping up with it like so.
Speaker 4: I just was making casual conversation. I mean I should
Speaker 4: have known better because from the jump, get out of
Speaker 4: my city, you don't belong.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 4: It was really gnarly and like there was a moment
Speaker 4: where I tried to like or she she asked me
Speaker 4: how I wanted to pay, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: do you do we tap? Because literally I had my
Speaker 4: wallet and I had cash and a carden there, but
Speaker 4: it was literally stuck in my back pocket and I
Speaker 4: had to like take my pants off to get my
Speaker 4: wallet out. So I was like, hopefully she takes Apple
Speaker 4: pay because I know she's gonna be so mad if I.
Speaker 2: Like try to get that yeah, And.
Speaker 4: I struggle, and so I go to like tap because
Speaker 4: it says you can tap now, and she pushes my
Speaker 4: hand and phone out of the way and then she's
Speaker 4: like you tap when I tell you to tap, And
Speaker 4: I was like okay, and then like a second later
Speaker 4: she's like, okay, tap now I tap. She also said
Speaker 4: I was like do you take Apple pay? And she
Speaker 4: was like unfortunately, which is just such bad the energy.
Speaker 4: But I'm still trying to kill her with kindness. I'm
Speaker 4: still trying to be nice. And I talked to her
Speaker 4: about the weather and she mutters something under her breath
Speaker 4: like super angrily, like really mad, and I was like,
Speaker 4: oh God, would you say and she was like no, no, no,
Speaker 4: And I was like what and she said, I said,
Speaker 4: check the doppler. I'm not your doppler radar. And I
Speaker 4: was like, eh that in that moment, I saw red
Speaker 4: and like I was, I was so am I'm gonna
Speaker 4: beat this bitch up. Yeah no, literally that one audio yeh,
Speaker 4: And y'all like I said heinous, heinous things, not directly
Speaker 4: to this woman, but an earshot of this woman. And
Speaker 4: I like, I said some really vile, hateful things that
Speaker 4: I regret, but like, don't be mean to me. I
Speaker 4: was just being so nice. I was literally like having
Speaker 4: such a good day. I'm about to beat this pitch up.
Speaker 4: I'm about to beat this bitch up. I'm about to
Speaker 4: beat this I remember thinking.
Speaker 2: I'm about to beat this bitch up.
Speaker 4: I'm about to beat this pitch up. But yeah, like
Speaker 4: I was like probably thirty yards away, like saying these
Speaker 4: things so she could hear because Enya and Ja Josh
Speaker 4: had gone to the library like right next door.
Speaker 2: And yeah, I know she already didn't fuck with our vibe.
Speaker 1: Like the second we pulled up, it was it was
Speaker 1: this weird ass gas station that still has you like
Speaker 1: pump your gas and and you pay, which I am
Speaker 1: so sorry. She kept saying, oh, like old fashion times,
Speaker 1: and that's when I knew her funky ass was being
Speaker 1: fucking weird for no reason, because that's the first time
Speaker 1: she said she was like, oh, like the old times,
Speaker 1: like the way it's supposed to.
Speaker 4: She was so shady from the jump, yeah, because I
Speaker 4: went up to pay and she was like, no, you
Speaker 4: pump first, like the old fashion times. Well, I like
Speaker 4: I snapped back before I like crash out, and I'm
Speaker 4: like sorry, I was just trying to make like casual conversation. Sorry,
Speaker 4: And then she was like she like kind of like
Speaker 4: reset a little bit and was like, oh, I was
Speaker 4: being mean, and then she turned it up to level
Speaker 4: ten and was like, well, you do know this weather
Speaker 4: like affects real lives, and like where where our lives
Speaker 4: are actually affected? By this weather up here, and she
Speaker 4: just like went off on me for like thirty seconds
Speaker 4: about it, and then I was just like whatever, and
Speaker 4: I just like walked away. And then she knew she
Speaker 4: fucked up because as we were driving away, she like
Speaker 4: tries to like make things right, and she goes she
Speaker 4: looks at looks at me, and I'm making eye contact
Speaker 4: with her the whole time because I'm like, shit, I
Speaker 4: wish I could like show you how mean she was
Speaker 4: to me, but I really don't want to go there
Speaker 4: because it actually still affects me. I was shaking in it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we were driving away like that, and she like knew
Speaker 4: she fucked up, and so she looks at me and
Speaker 4: she's like and I keep staring at her, and she's
Speaker 4: trying to wave at me, and then she's like because
Speaker 4: I'm not waving back, like, don't play with me.
Speaker 1: Well, also, I think because you were upset, and then
Speaker 1: she I think she got scared when me and Josh
Speaker 1: came back because she heard you telling us what had happened,
Speaker 1: and I think in her head she was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm about to have to prep to like go against
Speaker 1: like three twenty something year old, but here I go
Speaker 1: arguing with a bitch like you ill you fucking nasty future,
Speaker 1: fucking nasty bit or fucking negative bitch.
Speaker 4: Here I go arguing with a bitch with rotten meth teeth.
Speaker 1: No literally, also, uh, don't loot. I think should be passed,
Speaker 1: not actually not law. I'm just gonna start doing it.
Speaker 1: I think this summer, I'm going to push old, mean
Speaker 1: white people into a well. That's that to me sounds
Speaker 1: like a correct punishment for evil, nasty, fucking white people.
Speaker 1: Is like, not the kind of well that's gonna kill you.
Speaker 1: But I want a well with enough water to like
Speaker 1: to cush in your fall a little bit and you
Speaker 1: don't really have to swim while you're down there and
Speaker 1: waiting for help. But I really want to tell old
Speaker 1: white people to go look into a well and then
Speaker 1: push them in it. And I want it to be
Speaker 1: like a spring day. I want it to be beautiful outside,
Speaker 1: but the sun to be perfectly pointed so that when
Speaker 1: they fall in the well, the sun is shining directly
Speaker 1: on them, so they get sunburn on the top half
Speaker 1: of their body that's not being saved by.
Speaker 2: Water protected by water.
Speaker 1: And then the hot summer sun is so hot though,
Speaker 1: that it evaporates the water while it's above them, and
Speaker 1: then like it's a place in the US where it
Speaker 1: gets really cold at night, so then they have to
Speaker 1: be freezing and soaked and sunburned.
Speaker 2: I that is correct punishment, I think.
Speaker 4: I fully, fully, fully, fully fully support that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, is that not perfect? Next time you piss
Speaker 1: me off, I'm gonna literally get a well built in
Speaker 1: my room, like that goes down to your bedroom, and
Speaker 1: when you're in my room, I'm gonna push you into
Speaker 1: the well and you have to stay there until I
Speaker 1: lock unlock the door from the other side.
Speaker 4: That is a fucking vine, Okay, Like what it's.
Speaker 2: Just like, is it though? Because it's like not.
Speaker 4: I think it's a vibe. I like swimming.
Speaker 2: I think I want to rip your shirt off with
Speaker 2: my teeth.
Speaker 4: Your period, just that.
Speaker 2: And play with you.
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you, Sorry, y'all that really I just started.
Speaker 4: It puts you back in that It really put me
Speaker 4: back in the place, and so I have to lift
Speaker 4: ourselves out of it with some sy ops.
Speaker 2: You should just lift yourself.
Speaker 4: It's Drew sigh up. It's Siah. Fuck. Wait, it's Drew
Speaker 4: sigh up. Si up. Fuck it's drew sy up. Juw
Speaker 4: sigh up, Juw sigh up? Jew Si up?
Speaker 2: Were you practicing?
Speaker 4: Did you practice that? I just was coming up with
Speaker 4: it on spot. Oh it's pretty good though.
Speaker 2: Right, I mean you kept like it sounded like you
Speaker 2: were messing up.
Speaker 4: But do I got to dress up as a vape
Speaker 4: to get sucked on? Yeah? Men out here wearing Nike
Speaker 4: head to toe with a dick that just can't do it.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 4: That's good. No car, but you're going around telling everybody's business. Okay,
Speaker 4: walkie talkie. That's just a certified classic that was.
Speaker 2: Just you for the first four years of being in La.
Speaker 4: Wait, this is such a certified classic that, like, I
Speaker 4: can't believe I haven't said yet. Why Why does McDonald's
Speaker 4: sprite taste like a screenshot? If butt isn't supposed to
Speaker 4: be eight, then why is it already cut in half?
Speaker 2: Cut the fuck up?
Speaker 4: This homeless man's sign said one day it could be you.
Speaker 4: So I put my dollar back in my pocket just
Speaker 4: in case the motherfucker was right.
Speaker 2: I think my bones are cracking, like are done? Does
Speaker 2: that make sense? Like the way my cartilage cracks in
Speaker 2: all of my joints.
Speaker 4: I'm cooked. We clock the tea we think we deserve.
Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 4: Unemployed people always want to fight. Go punch a clock
Speaker 4: and knock out eight hours.
Speaker 7: That was good.
Speaker 4: I'm so jealous of people who know how to shut up.
Speaker 4: I shut up and subtitles come out of my face. Bitch, Okay,
Speaker 4: I'll do I'll find one more.
Speaker 2: I have a talking disease. I think something's.
Speaker 4: Wrong with you. Have a talking disease, literally do.
Speaker 2: I'm the first woman to have the talking disease.
Speaker 1: Can you believe they would just kill bitches who talked
Speaker 1: as much as me in the olden days, like I
Speaker 1: would be dead a.
Speaker 2: Long time ago. They'd be like, all right, we gotta
Speaker 2: get this bitch out of here.
Speaker 4: I can't get over the fact that the word gullible
Speaker 4: backwards spells.
Speaker 2: Cat are so annoying.
Speaker 4: Whatever, that's all I got.
Speaker 2: No, didn't just to give you a good one yesterday.
Speaker 4: Oh, he said, mister beast, more like mister boast. That
Speaker 4: guy's so full of himself. And then I bet I
Speaker 4: countered back and said, mister Beast, more like mister Least.
Speaker 4: He's giving away all his money.
Speaker 1: Fuck mister Beast, like on a real note, Fuck, mister best,
Speaker 1: I fucking hate that.
Speaker 4: You need to make it. We need to make a
Speaker 4: mister Beast dish trailing suit. Yeah, we'll debut it when
Speaker 4: we come back.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, guys, we're not going to see each
Speaker 2: other for a while.
Speaker 4: They have no idea.
Speaker 2: We're leaving you guys for a.
Speaker 4: Month ironically, not a bit. Yeah, you need some time.
Speaker 2: I need some space from you. It's not you, it's
Speaker 2: not you, it's us. Yeah, it's us.
Speaker 4: I mean you are really toxic and hateful, mean to
Speaker 4: me and you yell in my face. But I like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes I need that, so that's okay. But like
Speaker 1: you just like you like me too much and I
Speaker 1: don't really feel like I can handle that right now.
Speaker 1: So I think I need to like, uh not talk
Speaker 1: to you for a month. Let's go a month no
Speaker 1: contact and then you're gonna you're gonna be like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, month no contact, but you're gonna see everything
Speaker 1: I post and be like, fuck, I wish we could talk.
Speaker 1: And then I'm gonna be back in a month. You're
Speaker 1: gonna like get like a dopamine rush.
Speaker 4: Like I'm back.
Speaker 2: So I am.
Speaker 1: I love you, though, and I love you so much
Speaker 1: and I'm really gonna miss you and like you mean
Speaker 1: the most to me and I'm not love bombing you,
Speaker 1: but i just can't be around you because you're a
Speaker 1: lot right now, right now, just right now. But I'll
Speaker 1: definitely be back in a month because I'm gonna need
Speaker 1: my ego.
Speaker 2: Brushed up and boosted. So please be.
Speaker 1: Here in a month, please, please please, because I love
Speaker 1: you legitimately.
Speaker 4: Though we are taking a month off or like three
Speaker 4: weeks or something like that. I don't know the exact
Speaker 4: amount of time three episodes, but we'll be back. We
Speaker 4: just need to recuperate. We've had a stressful, stressful few months,
Speaker 4: like not even work work has been shown, but just
Speaker 4: in real life, and we got some things that we
Speaker 4: need to take care of and handle with with our
Speaker 4: families and our friends and our relationships. So we'll be back.
Speaker 2: We'll be back and back and bet wann't you better
Speaker 2: means be.
Speaker 4: With me.
Speaker 6: Then media though right, Sorry, we're killing the vibe.
Speaker 2: At the very Oh, I know, it was like a
Speaker 2: like a breakup.
Speaker 1: We kind of just had our closure talking because at
Speaker 1: the beginning we started it and then we kind of
Speaker 1: brushed over it because we didn't want to remind each
Speaker 1: other why we were here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe we clip it and put it in the beginning.
Speaker 2: Just break your heart, really.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just get over it because no one's gonna see that.
Speaker 6: Does anybody watch the end?
Speaker 3: If you watch it watching at this point, we do
Speaker 3: whatever we want.
Speaker 4: If you watch right now, comment poopy poopy. But in
Speaker 4: the comment, oh my god, booby poopy.
Speaker 2: But okay, but yeah I will. It will be sad,
Speaker 2: but it will be worth it me. Thanks the break.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought I was gonna cry saying it because
Speaker 4: there's there's a lot of emotions behind it. I haven't
Speaker 4: cried on the podcast since Madeline. I looked at Madeline
Speaker 4: and she was a mother. I need to cry on
Speaker 4: here again. Should I cry this fun thing?
Speaker 2: Where like I cry?
Speaker 1: Uh, only in huge explosions. Now I don't do my
Speaker 1: casual crying the way I used.
Speaker 2: To media at that.
Speaker 4: I got l V sand by DJ s Kid or
Speaker 4: s DJ Kid or s D Kid Jesus Christ. The
Speaker 4: winner is from the Little Miss sun Sign soundtrack.
Speaker 2: A Little Missunside Top.
Speaker 4: A Telephono tat Condo by DJ Yeah. I don't know,
Speaker 4: I don't know what the lyrics are to this song,
Speaker 4: so they could be very problematic, but I love this song.
Speaker 2: Oh this ship is fucking Brazilian or.
Speaker 4: What yeah, Portuguese.
Speaker 1: I'm really just letting it play and looking at this
Speaker 1: cover because it's easily the worst cover I've ever seen.
Speaker 4: And let me show. Oh, I have a SoundCloud playlist,
Speaker 4: which is so insane to say in twenty twenty five,
Speaker 4: but Violet made it for me. It was like her
Speaker 4: It's all her Brazilian DJ music that she played in Japan,
Speaker 4: and the covers of those songs are the most insane
Speaker 4: things I've ever seen in my entire life. Like when
Speaker 4: we know the song is about to be good, Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's like literally hole in the hole in the wall
Speaker 4: restaurant vibes, Like it's like the good Ship.
Speaker 2: Sticky menu vibes.
Speaker 4: Yes, sticky menu vibes. Wait, I watched something that I
Speaker 4: was like, Oh, I need to talk about that, but
Speaker 4: it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: Well, my media of the week.
Speaker 1: Is I need to do mine yet, Kai, So back
Speaker 1: the fuck up.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, guy, back the fuck up from in what
Speaker 4: did I watch?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I started Taxi? I watched Taxi. That was cool, But
Speaker 2: y'all are Taxi Driver. What's that one with the guy
Speaker 2: crashing out over some cooch? What is that? What is it?
Speaker 2: What is what is it? Taxi Driver? It's a boy movie.
Speaker 3: A lot of movie. Taxi Driver is a boy movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just saw that for the first time. Y'all
Speaker 2: are too much, like boys are too much. It did
Speaker 2: take me two days to finish.
Speaker 1: Obviously it was gorgeous, but like one thing about me
Speaker 1: is I don't give a fuck about a man's crash out.
Speaker 1: Like a man's crash out is just so less inspiring
Speaker 1: to me. But it was such a good movie.
Speaker 2: And also.
Speaker 1: De Niro and the Blonde Girl, the one he was
Speaker 1: crashing out over girl, I would crash out too, like
Speaker 1: I guess I would crash out too, so I can't
Speaker 1: even really hold him.
Speaker 2: So that was a good movie. I saw another boy movie. Oh.
Speaker 1: I started The Master. I feel like that's a boy movie.
Speaker 1: I couldn't get I couldn't finish it.
Speaker 3: Really, I got like.
Speaker 1: An hour and thirty in, but I was really sleepy
Speaker 1: because I think I I watched a movie before that.
Speaker 1: I watched something before that, and then I watched that.
Speaker 1: I was just like on a Oh, I literally think
Speaker 1: I watched Wicked and then I was like, time to
Speaker 1: put myself to sleep, so I put The Master on,
Speaker 1: but I have to finish it. I've gotten into a
Speaker 1: really bad habit of starting movies and not finish them,
Speaker 1: which was a bad habit I got into as a teenager,
Speaker 1: and I'm back to that.
Speaker 4: Like I have walked Paprika. That is the one movie
Speaker 4: I will literally never finish. And I know it's amazing,
Speaker 4: but that movie puts me to sleep like it's a narcotic.
Speaker 4: It is literally like it gives me fucking narcolepsi. It
Speaker 4: gives me necrophiliac, Like it's so crazy, like I just
Speaker 4: start fucking dead people.
Speaker 1: And you know what's fucked up is the other night
Speaker 1: I slept in Drew's bed and he heard my knees
Speaker 1: cracking while we were going to bed, and he like
Speaker 1: literally shut up from his sleep and he was like,
Speaker 1: was that your knee And I said yes, And it's
Speaker 1: made me self conscious about how loud my knees cracked.
Speaker 2: My knees cracked.
Speaker 4: I've never heard that before or since. So that was
Speaker 4: just that was a really.
Speaker 1: That's every night I like I like do this, or
Speaker 1: I like clench here and then my knees crack a
Speaker 1: bunch and it feels so good.
Speaker 2: But I know that's bad, right.
Speaker 4: I think popping joints.
Speaker 2: Is okay, fuck, I really wish like, but.
Speaker 4: There's different types of cracks, Like in my knee, I
Speaker 4: have scar tissue from my knee surgery, and that is
Speaker 4: not good. I think I have like a bruise put
Speaker 4: a permanently bruised meniscus, but swear I know what that is.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess I'll miss you guys.
Speaker 1: I guess I actually will because I I like talking.
Speaker 1: You know, I need to take a break from talking,
Speaker 1: so am I talking can get better.
Speaker 4: I love them like the I've been seeing a bunch
Speaker 4: of tiktoks recently of people being like, bro, I feel
Speaker 4: like I'm in the room with them and like I'll
Speaker 4: be like laughing, and then I'll like in my head
Speaker 4: like want to chime in, and they can't chime in
Speaker 4: because it's like they're on the other side of the screen.
Speaker 4: They chime in, record yourself recording it and then have
Speaker 4: a conversation with us and upload that ship to TikTok. No,
Speaker 4: someone legitimately should do that, and starting to count like
Speaker 4: those one boys that do the talking talk toua. They
Speaker 4: should do that with emergency intercom. But it's like adding in, yeah,
Speaker 4: adding into the conversation and then playing if you that's
Speaker 4: a million dollar idea. Whoever is out.
Speaker 2: There was thank you guys so much for watching. We
Speaker 2: will see you soon, and I hope you're here when
Speaker 2: I get back.
Speaker 1: And if you're not, honestly, I understand, but you're a
Speaker 1: bitch for moving on because literally, you couldn't just wait
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 4: You couldn't wait.
Speaker 1: You couldn't just wait while I go around and I
Speaker 1: do whatever I want and I don't talk to you
Speaker 1: for three weeks.
Speaker 2: God, you're a bitch. No, but seriously, please be here
Speaker 2: when I come back.
Speaker 4: And nothing is gonna change, by the way, Like we're
Speaker 4: not like building as.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, don't get too excited.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like we're really it's like it's purely for us, it's.
Speaker 1: For our mental
Speaker 4: M