Speaker 1: It's time for your second date update. And you know,
Speaker 1: when we're out at events, people always ask us what
Speaker 1: happened to so and so. You guys should do third
Speaker 1: date updates. Sometimes those people that we send out on
Speaker 1: dates do keep in touch with us. Sometimes they stay together,
Speaker 1: sometimes they break up. Sometimes there's a missing person's reports.
Speaker 1: There's all kinds of interesting things that happens when we
Speaker 1: send these people out on their dates. But one couple
Speaker 1: emailed us recently. They did their second date update back
Speaker 1: in February. Marcus and Tara. If you don't remember, Marcus
Speaker 1: was the virgin who wasn't calling back because of a
Speaker 1: huge miscommunication. Marcus, the Virgin thought she whispered something very
Speaker 1: inappropriate into his ear. A lot of our listeners are
Speaker 1: familiar with this one, but if you're not, we're gonna
Speaker 1: play it for you right now, and at the end
Speaker 1: of it, we have an update from Marcus and Tara
Speaker 1: Freaking Jewels second date Update. The girl on the phone
Speaker 1: for today's second date update has done something that I
Speaker 1: have never done, something that I never want to do.
Speaker 1: She went on a day with an adult virgin. Sounds
Speaker 1: terrible to me, but that's who she wants. Us to
Speaker 1: call today is a guy named Marcus, And apparently that's
Speaker 1: one of the issues that she thinks might have been
Speaker 1: kind of weird on her date, is that the dude
Speaker 1: is an adult and he's a virgin, and I don't know,
Speaker 1: we'll get into it, but Tea, how are you doing? Hi? Guys,
Speaker 1: can't believe we're already dubbing her date Marcus the adult virgin.
Speaker 1: What you have to do? What you have to do?
Speaker 1: First of all, how did you meet this dude? I
Speaker 1: met him on a dating site? Okay? What website? Was
Speaker 1: it Adult virgins dot com? Were you like trolling for
Speaker 1: virgins online? No? No, it was dot com? Okay, all right?
Speaker 1: And what were you attracted to online? About him? We
Speaker 1: had a lot in common and he just seemed like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't want to sound weird, but he seemed like genuine,
Speaker 1: kind of innocent in a way, and I just he
Speaker 1: seemed really sweet. Okay. And how long did you guys
Speaker 1: chat online before you decided to go out. I was
Speaker 1: like four or five days, Like we had been like
Speaker 1: getting a really nice connection with each other, which I
Speaker 1: thought was really cool, Like, oh, this is a real guy,
Speaker 1: Like I could have a real seat with him. Is
Speaker 1: this the first time you've ever online dated. I've done
Speaker 1: like the cheaper like the app one on your phone,
Speaker 1: plenty of fish things like that. Yeah. Yeah, those aren't
Speaker 1: where you find the prime grade a beef online, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Yeah, it wasn't like the freeb
Speaker 1: ones where they just wanted to hook up with you.
Speaker 1: It was like he seemed like he actually wanted to
Speaker 1: have a conversation. Of course, those ones probably scare him.
Speaker 1: He's a virgin. So what did you guys end up
Speaker 1: doing when you went out? We start off and run
Speaker 1: to a bar, really low key, we just got some drinks.
Speaker 1: Did he seem nervous or you know, did he feel
Speaker 1: the stereotype I guess of a virgin. I mean there
Speaker 1: was definitely like more of like a sweet quality chant
Speaker 1: than any other guy I had really gone out on
Speaker 1: a date list. Like, he wasn't pushy, he was a
Speaker 1: little flirty, but it's like, I don't know, I could
Speaker 1: feel very comfortable with him. So how was the actual
Speaker 1: date like? When you guys were out having drinks? Was
Speaker 1: everything cool? Yeah? Yeah, it was cool. It was like
Speaker 1: having really nice conversations and drinking and finding out more
Speaker 1: about each other. It was I think it was really
Speaker 1: good first Dave, And how did everything in with you guys?
Speaker 1: Did you seem like he enjoyed himself? Well the date,
Speaker 1: the date actually continued after we got drinks. Oh, we
Speaker 1: actually went back to my apartment. Oh you just forward
Speaker 1: with the adult what'd you guys do at your apartment?
Speaker 1: And how'd you lure him back there? Candy? It was
Speaker 1: very innocent. It was just literally I just said, want
Speaker 1: to keep hanging out. My apartment was very close to
Speaker 1: the bar. We wanted to go back watch a movie,
Speaker 1: and we you know, we kissed and stuff, nothing like
Speaker 1: you know, so you guys actually watched a movie together.
Speaker 1: I mean we started watching a movie and then you
Speaker 1: made out a little bit. Yeah, well yeah, but that
Speaker 1: quickly began us getting a little physical. How physical for him,
Speaker 1: like holding hands or I mean we didn't have sex,
Speaker 1: let's just say that, but we you know, we got
Speaker 1: to know each other. I was hoping you got to
Speaker 1: demolish his vehica on the first night. He's like, effort.
Speaker 1: So you guys, you guys messed around a little bit.
Speaker 1: I mean we fooled around and we had been drinking.
Speaker 1: So now I'm starting to think that maybe I pushed
Speaker 1: him a little bit or something, because I don't know,
Speaker 1: I kind of feel bad that maybe he didn't necessarily
Speaker 1: want to do that. Did he seem like he was
Speaker 1: bothered by it? I mean, everything you've told me just
Speaker 1: sounds like he was into it. I mean, he was
Speaker 1: into while we were doing it, but it was kind
Speaker 1: of an abrupt end. He kind of was like, I
Speaker 1: gotta go, I'll call you tomorrow, and kind just okay.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's just worried that, like things were going to
Speaker 1: progress too quickly from that point. Yeah, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's been like ten days now and
Speaker 1: I haven't even heard from him. So yeah, maybe he's
Speaker 1: just frustrated with me because I was moving too cookie
Speaker 1: for him and he already kind of, you know, told
Speaker 1: me his deal, and maybe I kind of like stuffed over.
Speaker 1: You know what. I never asked you this question, Tara,
Speaker 1: Are you a virgin? I am not a virgin? Well,
Speaker 1: I do I want to make sure like we're making
Speaker 1: fun of this guy, go like, oh, he's a but
Speaker 1: you could have been too. I had no idea. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't want to just like label you as a
Speaker 1: not a virgin if you are. Yeah, so how many dudes?
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get all right, I don't need that information.
Speaker 1: I guess what's the last thing that he said to
Speaker 1: you before he left? Literally the last thing he said
Speaker 1: was he would call me the next day. He hasn't
Speaker 1: called you the next day. All right, I think that's
Speaker 1: a good sign that maybe he doesn't want to talk
Speaker 1: to you. All right, Well, we'll play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: call him and get your second Date update. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: thank you guys. All Right, remember to stick around after
Speaker 1: we play the next part of today's Second Date update,
Speaker 1: because we're gonna talk to Marcus and Tara again right afterwards.
Speaker 1: Apparently they have an update on what's happened between them
Speaker 1: since we recorded this a few months ago. But first,
Speaker 1: let's hear part two of their second Date update, Brooking
Speaker 1: jubil in the morning. Second, if you're just tuning in
Speaker 1: for the second part of your Second Date update, it's
Speaker 1: sort of a role reversal. Today, Tara is on the
Speaker 1: phone and she wants us to call this guy named Marcus.
Speaker 1: Tara thinks he might have been a little scared and
Speaker 1: she might have been moving too fast for him, because
Speaker 1: that dude is a virgin. Tara is definitely not a virgin, right, Tara, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not a virgin. But Tara feels like maybe when
Speaker 1: they were messing around after their date they went back
Speaker 1: to her house, she feels like she might have been
Speaker 1: moving too fast for him because the dude is a virgin.
Speaker 1: Do you think he's going to be really upset that
Speaker 1: you've broadcast on the radio that he's a virgin. He
Speaker 1: didn't seem too embarrassed about him being a virgin, So
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I think he'll be all right.
Speaker 1: I guess I've never asked you how old he was?
Speaker 1: How old is he? He's twenty eight? Okay, yeah, if
Speaker 1: you've been a virgin, it's twenty eight years old. You're
Speaker 1: probably used to it by now. All right, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: doll the phone number, see if we can get him
Speaker 1: on the phone and find out exactly why he's not
Speaker 1: calling you back. Okay, all right, thanks guys. Well, Hey,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Marcus? Please? Yeah? This is hey Marcus,
Speaker 1: how are you doing? This is Jewil from Brook and
Speaker 1: Jewil in the Morning from Whole Brooke and Jewel in
Speaker 1: the morning the radio show. Okay, I'm calling you because
Speaker 1: you recently went on a date with one of our
Speaker 1: listeners and they emailed me about you. Really yeah, and
Speaker 1: apparently now you're not calling her back. Okay, who is it?
Speaker 1: Her name is Tara. Do you remember going out with
Speaker 1: a girl named Tara? Yeah? Okay, Well, Tara sent us
Speaker 1: an email and said that she really enjoyed your time together.
Speaker 1: But apparently it's been like ten days and you haven't
Speaker 1: called her when you said you would. So she asked
Speaker 1: me to get you on the phone and find out
Speaker 1: if she did something wrong on the date. Okay, what
Speaker 1: she tell you? She said that you guys met online,
Speaker 1: went out for drinks, ended up back at her place
Speaker 1: kind of you know, made out, messed around a little bit,
Speaker 1: and then at some point you just said that you
Speaker 1: need to slow down and then you left. So she
Speaker 1: told you about our date. Yeah, it's in the second
Speaker 1: We do call the second date update. Somebody emails us,
Speaker 1: they tell us all about the date, and then we
Speaker 1: see if we can get that person on the phone.
Speaker 1: And today that person is you, Marcus. Okay, do you
Speaker 1: have a few minutes to talk to us about your
Speaker 1: date with terror? I guess. Okay, So did you like Tara? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Tara was nice. Okay, so everything was good, But you're
Speaker 1: not calling her back when you said you would because, yeah,
Speaker 1: things moved a little too fast. I guess you could say. Okay.
Speaker 1: You know, when we talked to Terror, she told us
Speaker 1: about that she was worried that maybe she moved too
Speaker 1: quick for you. She mentioned that you have never been
Speaker 1: with a woman before. She told you everything. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: that's fine, dude, Hey, that's your thing whatever. Who cares,
Speaker 1: But that's what she told us. And she thinks that
Speaker 1: maybe she tried to move too fast for you and
Speaker 1: that scared you off. I think she's right, right, Oh wow? Okay,
Speaker 1: but if she knows that, I mean, wouldn't be grounds
Speaker 1: to never call her again? Wouldn't you just want to
Speaker 1: talk about that with her? I just don't know if
Speaker 1: I'm her type of guy. What do you mean by that?
Speaker 1: Maybe she needs someone I don't know a little more
Speaker 1: her speed? Okay? Are you just looking for somebody who
Speaker 1: just is not interested in sex at all right now?
Speaker 1: Or no? I want someone interested in sex, I guess,
Speaker 1: but just maybe on my turbs? Very very slow, Marcus,
Speaker 1: can you just tell us what happened to make you
Speaker 1: feel uncomfortable so that we can at least let her know,
Speaker 1: because she's really curious as to why you're not calling
Speaker 1: her back. All right, Well, things got a little physical.
Speaker 1: I mean we kissed a little m I guess she
Speaker 1: kissed my neck. I don't know. We were getting a
Speaker 1: little physical, okay, and was that it? Then it was
Speaker 1: just too physical for you with the kissing. I mean
Speaker 1: she she did tell us that you guys made out
Speaker 1: and messed around a little bit. Yeah, and then she
Speaker 1: started to take my shirt off, okay, Yeah, and she's
Speaker 1: like just in my neck and then she goes out
Speaker 1: and licks my armpits. What she licked your armpit on purpose?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I can see how that would make
Speaker 1: you feel uncomfortable, though, especially if your arm it's Harry
Speaker 1: gross Man's armpits are not attractive. I just can't believe
Speaker 1: that would be intentional. Well, I guess it was. It
Speaker 1: was kind of on the side of my armpit, like
Speaker 1: in the area she was looking like the area. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you can't really hold that against her then, because
Speaker 1: it's not like she like grabbed your arm held your
Speaker 1: hand in the air. And just licked your pit. Maybe
Speaker 1: she didn't mean to do that, maybe did it? Did
Speaker 1: it totally like kill the mood right then, and you
Speaker 1: just wanted to stop. It was actually what she did
Speaker 1: VEXT that really killed the move and I said, I
Speaker 1: need to end this. I gotta get out of here.
Speaker 1: WHOA what could top licking your armpit? She's she's in
Speaker 1: that area. And then she comes up and whispers in
Speaker 1: my ear? Can I blow air into your butt? What?
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Could you repeat that? Can I blow air
Speaker 1: into your butt? She did not whisper in your ear
Speaker 1: asking permission to blow air into your backside? Are you serious, Marcus? Marcus,
Speaker 1: you're one hundred serious of me right now? How was
Speaker 1: you right about that? I don't know why you could,
Speaker 1: but wow, I don't know. I've never I've never heard
Speaker 1: of that before. But I know a way to find out, Marcus.
Speaker 1: Tara is actually on the other line listening right now.
Speaker 1: What Yeah, And I need to know from her. Tara,
Speaker 1: did you ask Marcus if you could blow air to
Speaker 1: his bottom? I don't even want to talk right now.
Speaker 1: I am mortified. Yeah, this is kind of awkward, Marcus.
Speaker 1: I did not say that. I did not say anything
Speaker 1: like that. You didn't say, can I blow air into
Speaker 1: my butt? No? I don't even understand. Oh my god, Well, Tara,
Speaker 1: how could Marcus mishear that? I didn't say anything like
Speaker 1: that at all. I said, Oh my god, I was
Speaker 1: asking if you like it when people blow air into
Speaker 1: your ear? How do you get still weird? But how
Speaker 1: do you get light ear? I heard can I blow
Speaker 1: air into my rear? Oh? So you thought she said
Speaker 1: can I blow air into your rear? Yeah? Man, that's amazing. Marcus.
Speaker 1: You must have been You must have been so shocked
Speaker 1: when you heard that. If somebody had asked me that
Speaker 1: can I blow errant in your rear? I wouldn't have
Speaker 1: known what to say. What do you say to that?
Speaker 1: I just had to get out of here. Yeah, I am.
Speaker 1: First of all, I'm mortified that you went a week
Speaker 1: thinking that I had said that to you. I was trying.
Speaker 1: I was trying so hard to be respectful and I
Speaker 1: because I really like you. And I've been so embarrassed
Speaker 1: because I thought you thought I was just going too far.
Speaker 1: And I guess you did think that. Yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: it's my faults, and I mean, yeah, just a failure
Speaker 1: to communicate. Yeah, yeah, just bad communication there, That to
Speaker 1: what it is, Because I Marcus, I really like you.
Speaker 1: I think we had a really good date. No, I
Speaker 1: had a great time until you told me we wanted
Speaker 1: to go errand to my button. Well, now that you
Speaker 1: know she didn't tell you that, Marcus, would you like
Speaker 1: to go out with Tara again? I will pay for
Speaker 1: a second date for you guys, absolutely. I mean, as
Speaker 1: long as there's no blowing Aaron into rulers. I'm there, Tara.
Speaker 1: Can you guarantee me? I don't know if anybody's ever
Speaker 1: asked you this before before you go on a date,
Speaker 1: but can you guarantee me, Tara that you will not
Speaker 1: blow air into Marcus's backside unless you asked for it?
Speaker 1: I will not, all right, Marcus, you have the no
Speaker 1: air in the bum guarantee. Yes, and you guys are
Speaker 1: gonna go out on a second date. Okay, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah, congratulations, Tara, you got your second date? Yay. Yeah. See,
Speaker 1: that's why we have second date updates to fix these
Speaker 1: kind of problems. You know, Broken Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: That was a second Date update that aired earlier this
Speaker 1: year that has a lot of people talking because it's hilarious.
Speaker 1: And when we're out of Evince and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: people always ask us, Hey, why don't you ever go
Speaker 1: us updates on the people that actually agree to go
Speaker 1: out at the end of a second date update, So
Speaker 1: we thought we would start doing that. Marcus and Tara
Speaker 1: are actually on the phone and we're going to see
Speaker 1: how their relationship has progressed since they went out on
Speaker 1: their second date. Hey, guys, how are you doing good? Good?
Speaker 1: Thank you for coming back on the show. We appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Thank you. So it sounds like everything is going okay
Speaker 1: since you actually are agreeing to talk to us on
Speaker 1: the air together. Everything's great. Actually, it's really good. I
Speaker 1: do have a question. It's always interesting how did your
Speaker 1: friends and family react after hearing you in the second
Speaker 1: date update, especially you Marcus, who thought that she was
Speaker 1: whispering in your ear? Can I blow in your rear?
Speaker 1: Six months, I have not heard the end of it
Speaker 1: from my friends. I'm just impressed that you agree to
Speaker 1: do this whole thing again. It's I mean, I have
Speaker 1: to laugh at it now. I'm at work and I
Speaker 1: have friends blowing air in my ear like that, and
Speaker 1: you guys have obviously been dating now for a while? Yeah,
Speaker 1: six months? Or are you in a fish couple? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean we're pretty official. We're Facebook officials, so I time,
Speaker 1: and there hasn't been any more awkward miscommunications between the
Speaker 1: two of you so far in your relationship. No, we
Speaker 1: pretty much get each other now. And yeah, we're just
Speaker 1: having fun and we really enjoy each other. How about
Speaker 1: the virginity? Is that still there? Marcus? You're going to ask.
Speaker 1: I wanted to know too, though, I am still a
Speaker 1: virgin serious after this long? Yeah, you know I wanted
Speaker 1: to wait. So you're gonna wait until, like you get married. Wait, No,
Speaker 1: we have a plan. You have a plan, oh, virgin?
Speaker 1: What's your plan? Yes, we do. We're we're gonna plan
Speaker 1: an international vacation and and that's where it's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Where are you hoping to do it? Where do you
Speaker 1: want to do it? Well? Not not in the butt.
Speaker 1: I'm still not into that. No, I don't like the
Speaker 1: location on the body, Marcus, I mean, like, what what
Speaker 1: city or country? I apologize, Mexico, Marcus, you have a baby.
Speaker 1: You are always kind of misunderstanding things, aren't you. I guess,
Speaker 1: so I'm sorry that's what my head was that, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: what country are you hoping to do it? I missed it.
Speaker 1: I was too busy thinking about way the way you
Speaker 1: answered my question. We're thinking Mexico, you know, on the beach,
Speaker 1: a few drinks and then tarante or bikini. You know
Speaker 1: that'll help. And then you can always invite a young
Speaker 1: Latino man named Hector into the bedroom with you, guys,
Speaker 1: show you how it's really done. Nor so you're I mean,
Speaker 1: you're predicting like you guys are going to be in
Speaker 1: this relationship for the long haul. It looks like it's
Speaker 1: six months having a really good time, long enough to
Speaker 1: at least he finally gets some action and then he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I want everything I want, I want it all, you know,
Speaker 1: I really I don't think I would have waited the
Speaker 1: song for anyone else, but he's definitely worth it, and
Speaker 1: I think it's about time. Well that's awesome. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: congratulations you too. Thank you for updating us on what
Speaker 1: happened since you guys have gone out from your second
Speaker 1: date update, no problem, Thank you guys, and Marcus, congratulations
Speaker 1: on your vacation. I hope everything goes well for you
Speaker 1: and it doesn't hurt too bad. It hurts by day.
Speaker 1: Don't tell him that it hurts. If you if you've
Speaker 1: never done it before, it's very painful. So hope everything
Speaker 1: goes well. And Tara, I hope that you aren't going
Speaker 1: to be too disappointed on your vacation. I'll be in Mexico,
Speaker 1: so it'll be okay. Yeah, she'll be drunk just enough.
Speaker 1: At least I can go get some sun