Speaker 1: The Nikki Glaser Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am
Speaker 1: welcome to the show. It's Nicky Cleaser Podcast. Happy Thursday.
Speaker 1: I'm here still in Los Angeles, California. Brian Frangie is
Speaker 1: here in studio. Hey Brian. Today we have two special
Speaker 1: guests with us. Sean O'Connor is here.
Speaker 2: Sean.
Speaker 1: Have you been on the show before?
Speaker 2: Not this one? No, no, but like past past iteration,
Speaker 2: but this.
Speaker 1: Is serious show.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was on your serious show.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's right.
Speaker 2: Okay, like the day the world shut down? Really yeah,
Speaker 2: like truly I went into It was like the day
Speaker 2: after Tom Hanks at COVID.
Speaker 1: Because I was in LA and oh that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have like documentary footage of like the last
Speaker 2: time people were normal.
Speaker 1: I do, I didn't. Someone just sent me a picture
Speaker 1: of my dressing room at Conan that said Nicki Glazer
Speaker 1: and it was up there for two years in the
Speaker 1: or like maybe a year after something like that, because
Speaker 1: it was the last show they taped there. So it's
Speaker 1: my dressing room had Nicki Glazer on the door for
Speaker 1: all like a team Coco for a whole year.
Speaker 3: It was so cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so cool.
Speaker 1: Person I hugged beside my family. I died, Yes, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, did we all die? Back then? A little bit?
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 1: Sean O'Connor's here. I've been friends with him since MySpace
Speaker 1: I think is when we met. Yeah, two thousand and
Speaker 1: you say six or seven. Yeah, we're very You were
Speaker 1: in my top eight, I'm sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, at some point I think we were top eight mutuals.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we just found each other on MySpace and we're
Speaker 1: just like mutual.
Speaker 3: You did, Yeah, I didn't have it.
Speaker 1: Well, here's someone who actually really really missed it is
Speaker 1: also here, who you've heard me talk about on the
Speaker 1: show before. I'm so glad she agreed to do it.
Speaker 1: She's never have you done podcast before? No? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: first podcast ever was never on MySpace, was conceived when
Speaker 1: my space was probably she's my social media maven. Uh.
Speaker 1: It's Emily Laciardi Chardia, Italian. I don't think i've ever
Speaker 1: said your last name.
Speaker 3: No, nobody does, Charitie. Where are you from from?
Speaker 4: Boston? Well, outside of Boston, but everyone Boston Italian?
Speaker 3: A rare breed. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like these of New York. It's very Irish.
Speaker 2: And then there's some Italian in New York. It's Italian Irish.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I'm so glad to have you here because
Speaker 1: I've been talking about you a lot, and you listen
Speaker 1: to the show, I know, yeah wow, but oh my god,
Speaker 1: now you're I don't know, Yeah, you still can be
Speaker 1: if you're on the show. I want to just talk
Speaker 1: about you walked in today, Sean with your daily You
Speaker 1: drink Celsius, which I think probably a lot of Bessie's
Speaker 1: drink people are addicted to it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mesonta Johnson.
Speaker 1: We were just talking about this. She had a clip,
Speaker 1: go did you see it? Emily? Like she's talking about
Speaker 1: how she was on set drinking Celsius because she didn't
Speaker 1: know they had caffeine in it. She just thought it
Speaker 1: was like a vitamin kind of drink. And she was
Speaker 1: drinking like to a day and didn't really and she
Speaker 1: was just staying up all night and being inspired and
Speaker 1: having all these ideas and just being thrilled about Like
Speaker 1: like I was like, Sean, it honestly sounded like a
Speaker 1: real good pitch for drinking Celsius. I'm like, why would
Speaker 1: this girl quit?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because it all sounded good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But then I just I was having my morning
Speaker 2: celsius when I looked down and it is chipping the paint.
Speaker 1: Decaying, the paint on the can, just in the spot
Speaker 1: where he's sipping from. So just the the celsius pouring
Speaker 1: over into his mouth is sending your drinking paint.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna you know, I know I'm gonna die one day.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was good, you know that.
Speaker 2: But imagine dying feeling incredible. I think the best idea
Speaker 2: ever before you go?
Speaker 1: When what does it make you? Are you past that
Speaker 1: point of it makes you feel you for it? It just
Speaker 1: makes you feel normal.
Speaker 2: Now, Yeah I'm normal. I mean I'm energized. I am
Speaker 2: sweating from my teeth.
Speaker 1: I feel that way about like I I will notice
Speaker 1: my day will be I will be in the worst
Speaker 1: mood and then I have a little bit of caffeine
Speaker 1: and I am suddenly so sunny, everything's fine. It's really
Speaker 1: a sick thing that it can shift you that much.
Speaker 1: Do you guys feel that way about caffeine.
Speaker 3: It's just a shame that drugs have negative effects on
Speaker 3: the human body. Otherwise we should all be taking drugs constantly,
Speaker 3: because life is a barrage of torture.
Speaker 1: Yes, I agree, drugs.
Speaker 3: Are more drugs that have less effects.
Speaker 1: No, they are so good it sucks that they're bad
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's like one of the worst coolest tricks
Speaker 3: God has ever played, and that.
Speaker 1: You can't really enjoy them in moderation. No one does,
Speaker 1: and if you do, you're not really getting the effects
Speaker 1: of it in the in the way that is intended,
Speaker 1: because if you really did get you'd never want to stop.
Speaker 1: Like when I first drank, I always say this, but
Speaker 1: I just remember being baffled, like, why don't we do
Speaker 1: this old? Why doesn't everyone do this all the time?
Speaker 1: I feel amazing, I'm confident, I'm funnier, I'm more social.
Speaker 1: Suddenly I feel like I should talk.
Speaker 3: And there was a guy in an alley like I
Speaker 3: feel your sister.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just couldn't believe we don't do it all
Speaker 1: the time, and like so when people are just like no,
Speaker 1: I just it kind of makes me feel a little
Speaker 1: sick and slow. I'm just like, Oh, you don't. Then
Speaker 1: you don't know what? How do you not? Have you
Speaker 1: not felt that other thing that I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like, I guess, like everyone is just different.
Speaker 2: Like like genetically, you are kind of predisposed, Like for
Speaker 2: whatever reason, when I alcohol touches my tongue no matter
Speaker 2: how much, I'm just like, here we go. I am
Speaker 2: the mayor of a party.
Speaker 1: Wait, can we talk about why you had to quit drinking?
Speaker 1: You still don't drink?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: Or do you dabble?
Speaker 2: I dabble, but I don't really do it that much.
Speaker 2: I probably have done it three times this year, okay
Speaker 2: to a small amount.
Speaker 1: Okay, because when you drink to excess, because you've gone
Speaker 1: through stages where you've like totally walked away from it,
Speaker 1: right and now you're like a dad. So it's like
Speaker 1: it's there's not a lot of space for you to
Speaker 1: go wild.
Speaker 2: No. No, it's like a wine at dinner.
Speaker 1: Now, wow, so you and you don't want to keep going.
Speaker 2: No, just because I like wine, I've discovered that wine
Speaker 2: does not taste good, even when it's like expensive to me, like,
Speaker 2: I'm never doing anything for the taste.
Speaker 1: There's no taste with alcohol. Anyone who thinks to taste
Speaker 1: good is lying to themselves. Have you ever tasted juice?
Speaker 1: Just drink that more candy? Like that's ridiculous. That that's
Speaker 1: why people put sugar in it because it is bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh but no. But in my twenties, like the
Speaker 2: early twenties, I would say, twenty to twenty five, I
Speaker 2: was like, I guess you would call it an alcohol.
Speaker 1: For the word.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the word.
Speaker 1: But the story that I love that you told recently
Speaker 1: and maybe you don't want to tell it, was that
Speaker 1: the SNL after party.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, I just had that the warm glow
Speaker 6: of you know, vokatonic, Like you know that that warm
Speaker 6: hug that's me right now.
Speaker 2: The worst you've ever had, combined with the other worst.
Speaker 1: States you've ever had to is so fucking bad.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it was just good. It was just invented.
Speaker 2: Some people who used to drink a lot would have
Speaker 2: like replicate the bill.
Speaker 1: It's such a good point. Yeah, like why just make
Speaker 1: so you can take that alcohol out and still feel
Speaker 1: like you're maybe doing something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, like you're punishing yourself.
Speaker 1: It's bad, Okay, so you were, and it's packed with sugar.
Speaker 1: It's not even good and it's packed with sugar. It
Speaker 1: taste so bad that you think maybe it like is
Speaker 1: healthy or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it does taste like a Christmas Tree a
Speaker 2: little bit.
Speaker 1: If you want to do if you want to drink
Speaker 1: and not have calories, kettle and soda. Everyone, kettle and
Speaker 1: soda with lemon. That's that you're only there's no calories
Speaker 1: in it except the kettle one. I mean that needs
Speaker 1: to be my drink. I don't encourage this because it
Speaker 1: goes down real sweet.
Speaker 2: It does. Yeah, no, I mean honestly, if you're gonna
Speaker 2: do it, vodka soda is the way.
Speaker 1: To get vodka soda. I know we all got on
Speaker 1: board with those, like I would say two thousand and
Speaker 1: eight or nine ten is when I discovered them. But
Speaker 1: before that, I was drinking just the most highly caloric,
Speaker 1: disgusting drinks.
Speaker 2: You kind of mature out of it being like I'm
Speaker 2: not going to just drink beer, like like I'm not
Speaker 2: like that. Yeah, I'm class here. Yeah a blackout.
Speaker 1: And then they just started making vodka sodas in those
Speaker 1: are just now Seltzer like the Seltzer alcohol drinks. Okay,
Speaker 1: so hard Seltzer's hard Seltzers. Thank you, so Sean SNL.
Speaker 1: After party who was hosting it.
Speaker 2: Was Seth Rogan and Spoon and I go I go
Speaker 2: to the after party and like, I'm not supposed to
Speaker 2: be there. I didn't go to this, but like Joan
Speaker 2: Ahray was like he was he went to the show,
Speaker 2: and he's like, do you want to come to the
Speaker 2: after party. I was like yes, so I like show up.
Speaker 2: I'm like already drunk and just sweaty, like if everyone
Speaker 2: was at me, like oh my god, did it just
Speaker 2: start pouring. So I go in and I get like
Speaker 2: a twenty five dollars Vodkas and I'm like, this is
Speaker 2: the best. Oh my god. I went into the bathroom.
Speaker 2: I saw people doing cocaine. I'm like, sure, this.
Speaker 1: Is an act my dream, yeah dream.
Speaker 2: I see Keenan dancing and then I dance. Then I
Speaker 2: see in the distance Lorne Michael's and I'm like talking
Speaker 2: to Joan Ohray and I'm like I'm gonna go talk
Speaker 2: to lor don't do that. So I just, you know,
Speaker 2: I slide over because I'm just so wed. I'm a slider.
Speaker 1: Someone just push and Keenan.
Speaker 2: I approach him at his table and I'm like, I
Speaker 2: just want to let you know, like you changed my wife.
Speaker 1: And he's like just like stick because he's protected from
Speaker 1: many of that bullshit, like you would think he gets
Speaker 1: it all the time, but no, I'm thinking he's very well.
Speaker 2: Protected from well protected. There's a reason he's in like
Speaker 2: a booth in the corner and basically like Apollo Sandman beat.
Speaker 1: It's so humiliating, it is. And but it took you
Speaker 1: years after that to actually quit.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. That was not rock bottom after that's a peak.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the Celsius. Now you're on this this track.
Speaker 2: Oh I love addictions.
Speaker 1: I do too. Just switch on, my baby, just go
Speaker 1: from one to the next. Time you tried to quit
Speaker 1: Celsius yet and like or like, how many are you
Speaker 1: up to a day?
Speaker 7: Not?
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm now at one a week. I'm allowing myself
Speaker 2: a week a week. Yes, my one a week. I
Speaker 2: have to relax.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, good for you.
Speaker 2: Get oh yeah no, and sometimes you feel like your
Speaker 2: heart's like bat wings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, it's holy shit. Okay, so one
Speaker 1: a week. That's great that you're going down to that.
Speaker 1: So what is going in place of that?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 2: I just die got y.
Speaker 1: Yeah, It's crazy how caffeine does make you feel so good.
Speaker 1: It's such a good drug.
Speaker 3: I mean, according to the Celsias can the caffeine comes
Speaker 3: from green tea and guarana seed, which seems like better
Speaker 3: for you than coke.
Speaker 2: It does, but like if you look at the daily percentages,
Speaker 2: biot is one thousand person.
Speaker 1: Should not be possible to ingest and one can a
Speaker 1: thousand percent of anything.
Speaker 2: Anything that's never mind the thing that makes your nails
Speaker 2: and hair grows.
Speaker 1: Hey, god, you're getting that bioten ye.
Speaker 3: Seln days worth one a week.
Speaker 2: If you take me up what I'm in my grade,
Speaker 2: my nails hair gonna be luxurious.
Speaker 1: Well, thank god it's vegan. I see that on the
Speaker 1: side that there's like a little heart with like an
Speaker 1: animal's man.
Speaker 3: Put any meat in that can?
Speaker 1: Oh good, good, good good.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, they definitely make you feel alive, but like just
Speaker 1: tense and and jittery, and I mean it's like it's
Speaker 1: as close to adderall as you can drink.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you ever believe in like ghosts as a kid?
Speaker 2: Like you?
Speaker 1: You told me what because I was like, I just
Speaker 1: drank because you're on the road with me sometimes and
Speaker 1: so I've added Celsius to the rider and one day
Speaker 1: he wasn't on the road, so I go, I drank.
Speaker 1: You're Celsius And what did you say to me? You go, tonight,
Speaker 1: you're going to be visited by.
Speaker 2: For some reason. When I tried to go to sleep,
Speaker 2: I every noise is amplified. Yeah I feel yes, yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I'm but like just.
Speaker 4: I go.
Speaker 1: Also, I drank your Celsius and now I want to
Speaker 1: run a marathon and do my taxes. I said, this
Speaker 1: ship is no joke. You go, oh yeah, seriously turn
Speaker 1: off all your lights tonight makes me feel like Ebenezer Screws.
Speaker 1: I'm visited by ghosts. Oh wow, Well it says the
Speaker 1: flavor you're drinking is oasis vibe. And we were just
Speaker 1: talking about the word vibe as we talk about a
Speaker 1: lot of different words that I mean, vibe has been
Speaker 1: one that's been around forever and it's not going away,
Speaker 1: and it's it is slang. But do you count that
Speaker 1: as gen z slang? Do you say vibe ever or
Speaker 1: is that kind of like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would I would say vibes.
Speaker 1: Like with s vibes okay.
Speaker 4: Like if you were like, oh, we're gonna go here
Speaker 4: for dinner, I would say.
Speaker 1: Vibes vibes okay.
Speaker 3: I just want to go over eliminating sentence structure from yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: the keyword.
Speaker 4: I do use one or I've noticed too with Nikki,
Speaker 4: like I'll send ten texts of one word, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean. Like you guys will send a paragraph
Speaker 4: and then I'll send like lol, okay, what are you
Speaker 4: doing now?
Speaker 3: Like I got it? Yeah, yes, yes, I don't mind that.
Speaker 4: Like your attention span, so I like have to get
Speaker 4: all my thoughts out separate.
Speaker 1: Okay, right, So I'm just gonna read some things that
Speaker 1: Emily and I have texted just to get a sense
Speaker 1: of like is so good. But this is a funny moment.
Speaker 1: The other day because we actually we're on the road recently,
Speaker 1: we were talking about how you went to Montessori schools, yeah,
Speaker 1: and our Monossory Like, first of all, you're so so smart.
Speaker 1: So anytime I'm ever commenting like you don't know this thing,
Speaker 1: like just know that I know. Yeah you did. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we were, we were great on this. But she went
Speaker 1: to Monesstory schools and in Monastory schools they are like
Speaker 1: adamant about learning maps, like she knows where every country
Speaker 1: is on a map, where in our educations, I don't,
Speaker 1: I can't, I don't know anything.
Speaker 2: I'm at it's kind of America in your state, Like
Speaker 2: that's all you kind of learned.
Speaker 1: It's totally America in your state and maybe the bordering
Speaker 1: states if you didn't miss that day because you had
Speaker 1: a sinus infection or something your tummy hurt, Like you
Speaker 1: maybe know this, but you I really I don't even
Speaker 1: know if I could label all the US states accurately,
Speaker 1: Like I wouldn't bank a lot of money on it
Speaker 1: because I would get screwed up around New Hampshire. I
Speaker 1: might not know where it is, but you might because
Speaker 1: you're from New York and there's bordering Well.
Speaker 3: I know all the states and all the countries. I
Speaker 3: just made an effort to do to learn that. Even
Speaker 3: though I didn't go to Montessori school, I can name
Speaker 3: all two hundred and seventy countries.
Speaker 1: Of course you can't. So WHOA When did you make
Speaker 1: this effort?
Speaker 3: I would say over COVID is when it really started
Speaker 3: to happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And did you just sit down one day with them?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: You know what it was?
Speaker 3: Actually, when I was bored at work, I would do it.
Speaker 3: There's a website called jetpunk that has all these quizzes,
Speaker 3: and one of the quizzes is name all the countries
Speaker 3: in the world based on the world map. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: and I would just like try to get it and
Speaker 3: you have to do it in the fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4: Wow, I need to do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, it's fun.
Speaker 4: You know I didn't you had seven like seven eight
Speaker 4: years old is when you start show.
Speaker 3: Well, you're probably gonna be a savant at.
Speaker 1: So I said. Over the weekend, like we were talking about,
Speaker 1: like who are our biggest celebrities that we'd want to meet?
Speaker 1: Because I yesterday on the podcast, I talked about the
Speaker 1: celebrity that was coming to my show, and when I
Speaker 1: told Emily about it, she played the twenty questions game
Speaker 1: to get it that I was talking about it. I
Speaker 1: did on girls Chat too, and that was a fucking
Speaker 1: nightmare playing twenty questions on girls Chat. I got into
Speaker 1: it yesterday. But they don't know the difference between yes
Speaker 1: and no question. They just started guessing names. They were
Speaker 1: having no fun with it. They were just guessing names.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is so much. I know that's a
Speaker 1: yes or no question, but that's not a fun yes
Speaker 1: or no question to just be like, you know, but
Speaker 1: then you guessed it in within five questions question literally
Speaker 1: insane because we did it on his app. He is
Speaker 1: like an AI app that's like tries to guess people
Speaker 1: and it always gets everything.
Speaker 3: Well, I wish it was so there was such an embarrassment.
Speaker 3: Have you ever heard of the ach and eighter?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my son's obsessed with the ad for children.
Speaker 1: Well, it didn't guess this person anyway. You guessed it
Speaker 1: with the really surprising like knowing you?
Speaker 7: You what? Like?
Speaker 4: I did it based off like knowing you?
Speaker 3: Oh you took context outside question?
Speaker 1: But I said to you, I didn't. I said guess who?
Speaker 1: I just had a really strong first question.
Speaker 3: Honestly, what was the first question?
Speaker 1: Well, I can't say. I can't say because I don't,
Speaker 1: but I will. I will just play this video that
Speaker 1: she sent me. No, can I just play it into
Speaker 1: this I did send to you. Do you want to
Speaker 1: play it? Three years I have it, I can play
Speaker 1: it is because okay, So I I said, uh I.
Speaker 1: So she guessed it right, And first of all, her
Speaker 1: her reaction was no, fucking way, shut the fuck up?
Speaker 1: How Nikki? What these are all separate and they're all
Speaker 1: did she text you hello? She goes, No, I am
Speaker 1: not okay, not okay, and then she and then uh,
Speaker 1: and then she sends this video. I'm not being dramatic.
Speaker 1: This sits here like literally cheer. I did cry. That's
Speaker 1: so cute, so excited. But then I was like, you know, uh,
Speaker 1: she's we were talking about how and you sent your
Speaker 1: heart rates like went up and then it went down.
Speaker 1: I don't know, yeah, your aura.
Speaker 4: Do you know I have an or a ring? But
Speaker 4: I showed you like it. Literally I was in bed
Speaker 4: like it was because it's we're like three hour difference
Speaker 4: when I'm home in Boston versus here, and it shot up.
Speaker 4: It was like one because I was so excited.
Speaker 1: So she and then I we were somehow I said
Speaker 1: something about like the celebrity who I would when this
Speaker 1: person reaches out, I think I'll be able to quit.
Speaker 1: Like I was like, if Jennifer Anison ever wants to
Speaker 1: like be friends with me, I probably will just drop
Speaker 1: out of comedy and the business because it just feels
Speaker 1: like that's like what you've done my Everest. And she goes, okay, well,
Speaker 1: blank is my everest for you like this person this
Speaker 1: other person? And she said, so we're we're on to
Speaker 1: so like we're on to Kilimanjaro, and then she goes, wait,
Speaker 1: and then you put it in disappearing. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what is invisible. You have to press on yeah,
Speaker 1: like a scratcher's ticket. And she goes, is that the
Speaker 1: bigger I have zero clue. So she didn't know that
Speaker 1: Everest is the tallest mountain in the world, And so
Speaker 1: I go, Everest is the biggest, I said Montessori schools.
Speaker 1: Montessori screwed you on that one. It's in Nepal and
Speaker 1: I go, which I'm sure you can find on a map,
Speaker 1: which I cannot so in that way and she goes,
Speaker 1: oh good, not even the right And I said I
Speaker 1: would point to Peru, and she goes, oh good, not
Speaker 1: even the right continent. I know I would not appoint
Speaker 1: to Peru, but I would probably appointed to Pakistan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's in Nepal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I know the general.
Speaker 3: You didn't know Neal, Yes, I did, but I guess
Speaker 3: I didn't. Just hear you said, just Nepal is now yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: How do you do invisible ink?
Speaker 4: You press on the text? Yeah, up, get all your effects? Yeah,
Speaker 4: you like hold down on the blue thing like you know,
Speaker 4: you just quickly send it and then you had invisible ink.
Speaker 4: It's great.
Speaker 3: You have to send it first and then so.
Speaker 1: Like before you send it like hello, and then I
Speaker 1: press on that blue. That's a whole loud gentle or I.
Speaker 3: Had no idea that what is loud.
Speaker 1: That's loud.
Speaker 4: SLAM is just one that like takes the whole screen
Speaker 4: and what's because I love doing that loud and then
Speaker 4: you can slide over, you slide over, and then it's
Speaker 4: screen effects. You can get like lasers, fireworks, confetti.
Speaker 3: Yes, I know about those. If you say congratulations and automatically.
Speaker 1: When it does that, I don't want that. Sometimes it's
Speaker 1: just like yeah, and I'm anti fireworks. I've established I
Speaker 1: want only drones from now on, pure drones protect animals.
Speaker 1: But okay, so is invisible ink the one that is
Speaker 1: you send that one a lot to me. The others
Speaker 1: you're not using slam or you're not. I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't think invisible ink just adds like spice to
Speaker 4: a text.
Speaker 1: It's fun.
Speaker 4: It's it knows like I'm like talking about someone totally
Speaker 4: a spy. So it's like I'll send it to be
Speaker 4: like this is funnier if I just sent it without
Speaker 4: invisible and it wouldn't been as funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, gen Z co worker uses it exclusively
Speaker 2: for talking ship.
Speaker 4: I think that, and then someone can still screenshot it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's not like it goes away.
Speaker 2: It's not like I think it's to scratch off. And
Speaker 2: you're like, oh my god, you were talking about copy.
Speaker 1: Sixerthing.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what happens if you sent invisible ink
Speaker 3: to an Android user?
Speaker 4: No, I can't with an Android. I mean I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think their phone dies.
Speaker 1: I think they Yeah, maybe let's try it.
Speaker 3: Does anyone have an Android?
Speaker 1: I don't know anyone. I got them all out of
Speaker 1: my life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the androids are very more poplar than you'd.
Speaker 1: Think they really are because they're good gal.
Speaker 2: Uh their camera, Yeah, their cameras are like significantly better.
Speaker 1: Never I can meet and greets and someone has an
Speaker 1: Android phone, picture is always better. But they're more annoying
Speaker 1: to use. And I'm sorry, but it's just like when
Speaker 1: you are if when you ruin a group chat with
Speaker 1: your green bubble, it sucks. Man. I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I'm in a group chat with an Android boy and
Speaker 2: it sucks. It sucks. It makes everyone like it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: blank laughed at it.
Speaker 7: And my text ran out, I have to pay for
Speaker 7: my texts? Wait what I start paying for texts with Android?
Speaker 7: With a group chat with someone who did not have
Speaker 7: an iPhone, I'm assuming they had an Android.
Speaker 1: That's you know, it's a good point that Anya was
Speaker 1: because I was like bullying Matt about it, my tour manager,
Speaker 1: because you know, funny in a funny way that led
Speaker 1: him to eventually get an iPhone. But it was just
Speaker 1: like I was just like it just and she goes,
Speaker 1: it really sucks that, like their monopoly monopoly that you're less.
Speaker 3: We're doing the lord's work for them. We're we're capitalist chills. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and we're trying to force everyone into this monopoly when
Speaker 3: really Apple needs to universalize its programming language with all
Speaker 3: the other text companies so that everyone's phone is equal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're so, you're right, you're right. But it is
Speaker 2: fun to make fun of your Android friend, like to
Speaker 2: the point where our one Android boy, one of our
Speaker 2: people in the group chat is Mike Scallins, who's like
Speaker 2: a writer at Seth Myers. He inserted our friend's name
Speaker 2: into like a rant about android's ruining it, but it's
Speaker 2: so funny, like it's great. They just kept calling him
Speaker 2: out and it became a runner for the entire episode
Speaker 2: because he's ruining our group chat.
Speaker 1: Well. I remember getting an iPhone for the first time,
Speaker 1: and I probably got on board with the three or
Speaker 1: something like fairly early, but it was like a transition
Speaker 1: to learn the new phone, and you feel like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be so left out. I don't know how to
Speaker 1: catch up. But we just adapt so quickly to things
Speaker 1: you don't even know, Like I've really learned that with
Speaker 1: these fucking long nails, Like my life, I've just adapted
Speaker 1: to being someone who three days ago couldn't do anything,
Speaker 1: and now I'm just changed the way, Like you learn
Speaker 1: so quickly how to move differently and learn these and
Speaker 1: especially if you're a younger person. So just get an iPhone,
Speaker 1: join the club. My screen is shattered, and I don't
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna replace it. Like I don't care. It
Speaker 1: doesn't bother me that much.
Speaker 2: It's okay.
Speaker 3: Really, I know you love just smashing.
Speaker 1: I know it makes me look that mad. I feel
Speaker 1: like white trash to have a cracked screen. But the
Speaker 1: thing is the truth of it. I don't want to
Speaker 1: be away from my phone.
Speaker 3: Here's a big to get fixed, like the idea.
Speaker 1: What am I going to.
Speaker 3: Do in the shop?
Speaker 2: Yeah, giving it to just some guy at the mall.
Speaker 2: Like they could hack you. They could take your photos.
Speaker 4: I don't mind that.
Speaker 1: I'm not really protective over that.
Speaker 3: They could take your text that could reveal who this
Speaker 3: person is.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, yeah that's true.
Speaker 3: And they could sell it to TMZ for forty thousand
Speaker 3: dollars I got See.
Speaker 1: I never think about that. I just really don't want
Speaker 1: to be away from my They.
Speaker 4: Ship it to you because I crack my screen every
Speaker 4: every month and eighteen. He just sends me new and
Speaker 4: then I send this back once I.
Speaker 2: Get the new one.
Speaker 1: What you must have the really good plan? I mean
Speaker 1: I probably have that too.
Speaker 4: Probably I have a box phone, an otter box.
Speaker 1: No, it's too big too. Oh ye no, see it
Speaker 1: looks like a lego.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. I have this one, which is prettypy duty,
Speaker 2: and I have just slices on my phone because I
Speaker 2: fall asleep looking at my phone and then I think
Speaker 2: I just throw it in the middle of.
Speaker 1: Do you wake up? Put it across the room like.
Speaker 2: Truly like at my feet. Sometimes it's like, oh wow, yeah.
Speaker 3: The ghosts you see a ghost?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like wow, yeah, wow wow.
Speaker 1: I wanted to go over some gen Z slang uh
Speaker 1: and see if you're actually using this. I mean, I
Speaker 1: know every podcast has already done that. This is like
Speaker 1: such a classic thing to go be like what are
Speaker 1: these wear ited me? And how do we use it?
Speaker 3: But I like the take of are you actually using this?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: That's a good angle, I think because.
Speaker 1: I feel like most of these lists are compiled by
Speaker 1: parents of gen.
Speaker 3: Z or Yeah on Sleek and it's like, yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean some of these I'm just like, do you
Speaker 1: really need to include Like it'll be like they'll be
Speaker 1: vibe on this yeah b D where it's like we
Speaker 1: know what that is and they're not using that.
Speaker 4: And I feel like there's also like, I I just
Speaker 4: turned twenty six, so yeah, I keep thinking twenty.
Speaker 3: Five rent a car last week?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it was your birthday last week? Ship,
Speaker 4: I'm like, not a birthday girl, Like I'm you aren't. No,
Speaker 4: Like I love celebrating others, but I don't really that.
Speaker 1: Doesn't track because I always say, if you want to
Speaker 1: know who to send a birthday gift to or to
Speaker 1: celebrate the birthday. Whoever celebrates yours, you got like do like.
Speaker 1: If you want to know who cares about their birthday
Speaker 1: being acknowledged, check on the person who always acknowledges yours. Yeah,
Speaker 1: gip anyone who skips yours. But if they care about yours,
Speaker 1: you got to care about them because they are a
Speaker 1: birthday girly. How you are a birthday girly? Did you
Speaker 1: do anything special?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Did you get anything special?
Speaker 4: I got this bracelet?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, where's that from?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Your whoam?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? How much are we talking for this?
Speaker 1: Nine ninety five? No? Probably like six six? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: it's amazing, Yeah, got no kidding?
Speaker 4: Yeah, just like that. Really, if I'm a hypergirl, I
Speaker 4: like want something, I just buy it for myself.
Speaker 1: I know, you know, yeah, I agree, But I.
Speaker 2: Do think that birthday energy.
Speaker 4: I say, yeah, I love celebrating other people like I
Speaker 4: love to make other people feel like on top of
Speaker 4: the you know, because I think it's good to let
Speaker 4: people up like.
Speaker 1: But you don't want it for yourself.
Speaker 4: No, I get very like kind of shy, and.
Speaker 1: I'm the same. Noah didn't want, Like when she was
Speaker 1: getting married, she was very uncomfortable with the idea of
Speaker 1: like having everyone to look at her like, are you
Speaker 1: the same way?
Speaker 4: Yes, Like I could not be Like I love being
Speaker 4: behind the scenes and like a part of it, but
Speaker 4: I could never be it right.
Speaker 1: I I hate birthdays because I'm like, I didn't do
Speaker 1: anything to and I only want to be celebrated for
Speaker 1: something I've done. And even then I'm like, I didn't
Speaker 1: really do this. I was just born with this brain.
Speaker 1: I'm lucky, Like I dismiss it all. So it's very weird. Okay,
Speaker 1: so let's go over some gen z terms, shall we. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and gen z is almost like old.
Speaker 4: Now say something I feel like now the words that
Speaker 4: people are using that are younger than me, Yeah, like
Speaker 4: thirteen fourteen, and I'm like, ohio what?
Speaker 6: Oh no?
Speaker 1: Not ohio? Is the new thing that Jen Alpha is
Speaker 1: saying to describe something that is lame as your ohio?
Speaker 1: It's really you, guys, okay.
Speaker 3: Alpha kids, you're you're over a girl news Millennials.
Speaker 1: I used to feel so cool because I was a millennial.
Speaker 1: Now it's it's every everyone ages you guys, like we
Speaker 1: all become the joke the.
Speaker 4: Joke, but you had cool stuff like I just learned
Speaker 4: about like t r L a couple of months ago.
Speaker 1: Here t r L was amazing.
Speaker 4: I would have loved it, and I know I would you.
Speaker 3: Times square the sign yes and you got to choose
Speaker 3: you yes, like I remember like me and my shid
Speaker 3: had friends all voting for Tom Green's The bum Bums.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: For the VJ search, that was my favorite because they
Speaker 1: was like you could become a famous person. You're a
Speaker 1: normal person and you could become a famous person just
Speaker 1: by going to audition. So they would search for a
Speaker 1: VJ and they would go world, they would go from
Speaker 1: town totown. It was like American Idol, but they were
Speaker 1: searching for a VJ, which is like just one of
Speaker 1: the commentators on MTV that would like introduce videos video
Speaker 1: jockey for like DJ, like this jockey is video jockey.
Speaker 1: So they called the VJs an MTV.
Speaker 3: So that was like old school Lingo and member television.
Speaker 2: Dave Holmes, Dave Holmes, He's just a sweet guy.
Speaker 1: Second place, Second place, he was Jesse Camp Jesse. Jesse
Speaker 1: was my favorite though I really wanted to see to him.
Speaker 1: Even though Dave has stayed around.
Speaker 2: He was so smart, like Dave is so smart meritocracy
Speaker 2: like he would have won absolutely.
Speaker 1: But Jesse was wild and gangly and just a party
Speaker 1: animal and was destined, which they only picked one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you would pick one and that year it would
Speaker 1: be like every year a nude. It was the search
Speaker 1: for a VJ. And it was a huge event. I
Speaker 1: mean for me at least, it was a gigantic because
Speaker 1: I was like I could do I could be famous.
Speaker 2: I wanted Jesse Camp so bad because Dave Holmes is
Speaker 2: like so smart and he was like really talented and
Speaker 2: like well put together. But Jesse Camp he was kind
Speaker 2: of like if you found like a cigarette on the street.
Speaker 1: Pour cels over it, put it under a black line
Speaker 1: and grew it to a person. Yeah, he was wild.
Speaker 1: And he's missing, I think. I mean, like I don't
Speaker 1: know where he is.
Speaker 2: I think every five years somebody finds him on tiptop,
Speaker 2: mostly like walking up to people at adel Taco.
Speaker 1: But Dave Holmes is like still around, still an author,
Speaker 1: still doing incredible things. He's a host, He's he's he
Speaker 1: is a podcast, Dave Holmes. He is a podcast where
Speaker 1: he is going over like great moments in MTV History
Speaker 1: or something like that. He was just on Chris's podcast
Speaker 1: talking about it. He's he's from Saint Louis.
Speaker 2: I love him so much. I love him so much.
Speaker 1: So he's so so smart.
Speaker 2: I got really into this movie and I like posted
Speaker 2: on Twitter and then he like DM me. He's like,
Speaker 2: that was my favorite movie as a kid. Nobody. It's
Speaker 2: called star Struck. It's like an Australian musical, so obscure truck.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's so cool. Dave Holmes d M. Yeah.
Speaker 2: He was like, he's like we should He's like, you
Speaker 2: should be we should talk about this more like we
Speaker 2: should get the trick.
Speaker 1: Oh. I saw him at Walgreens once when I was
Speaker 1: like on Christmas vacation coming home and because he's from
Speaker 1: Saint Louis and he was at my local Walgreens and
Speaker 1: I was just like about to collapse because I was
Speaker 1: behind him and like couldn't breathe because he was so
Speaker 1: famous and he was at my Walgreens in de Pair, Missouri.
Speaker 1: It was wild. He's so he's so cool.
Speaker 2: It makes no sense when you see like a famous
Speaker 2: person in your hometown.
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't. And that's why when people see me
Speaker 1: and they don't know I live in Saint Louis and
Speaker 1: they'll recognize me and they're always like sometimes they're just
Speaker 1: so fine about They're just like, oh, you were great
Speaker 1: on the roofs and I'm like, and I go. They'll
Speaker 1: be like, what do you do in in entire like
Speaker 1: there's so casually go I live here, and like, how
Speaker 1: did you not know I lived here? When you were
Speaker 1: so casual about seeing me at TJ Max in Brentwood,
Speaker 1: Like how is that? How were you not?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: What the fuck are you doing here? What are you doing?
Speaker 2: This should be a bigger moment.
Speaker 1: I mean I always just put myself in their shoes
Speaker 1: of like if I saw someone that I didn't know
Speaker 1: lived in my town, in a small suburb of my town,
Speaker 1: I'd freak out.
Speaker 3: I saw Barack and Wendy's today.
Speaker 1: People are just so cool.
Speaker 2: I guess I'm just yeah, I guess I'm a faith
Speaker 2: so important so important to me, Like because I remember
Speaker 2: being thirteen and like meeting Kevin Smith in but it
Speaker 2: was in his comic book store he owned, like and
Speaker 2: I still was like almost crying.
Speaker 1: Because you know what's cool about it? I know that
Speaker 1: people are someone wrote to me recently shout out to
Speaker 1: my friend Amy and she was like, she goes famous.
Speaker 1: She was like, I almost think famous people care about
Speaker 1: famous people more than anyone does. And you guys keep
Speaker 1: your own bullshit going. She didn't say bullshit because she
Speaker 1: was trying to be nice, but she was like, no
Speaker 1: one else cares about famous people as much as you
Speaker 1: famous people talking about famous people. And I will agree, like,
Speaker 1: that's why we end up doing this is because we're
Speaker 1: attracted to the the glitz, the glitz and the glamour.
Speaker 1: And but I will let me just say, it's not
Speaker 1: like an empty pursuit. It's very cool to see someone
Speaker 1: that everyone in the world knows. It makes you feel
Speaker 1: connected to everyone on the planet. When I'm about to
Speaker 1: interview someone who's one of the top three famous people
Speaker 1: in the world, that if you go to a tribe
Speaker 1: in Africa and they would recognize this person's saying that
Speaker 1: is interesting to me that I know that person or
Speaker 1: that I've seen that person. It makes me that's so funny.
Speaker 1: It makes you feel connected to the world because we
Speaker 1: just how often do you see someone that every like,
Speaker 1: everyone knows. I just for some reason, I think that
Speaker 1: that's why fame is interesting to me, is that it
Speaker 1: connects us all in some way.
Speaker 3: Can I say something about vjays? When I was twelve
Speaker 3: years old, of said something on MTV that just like
Speaker 3: for some reason impacted me and I remember it to
Speaker 3: this day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, please, I love these moments.
Speaker 3: It was that spring break MTV VJ spring break or whatever,
Speaker 3: and the VJ said, a hard body is always in style. Oh,
Speaker 3: and that just like got ingrained into my brain. I
Speaker 3: was like twelve, and I was like, is that true?
Speaker 1: Wow, these moments, Yeah, a hard body is always in style.
Speaker 1: And even to this day you think about that, and
Speaker 1: it does she was so cool.
Speaker 3: Whoever that VJ was.
Speaker 1: Does it sometimes propel you to do that extra rep
Speaker 1: like that moment, like do you think it's like?
Speaker 3: I think so. I think it really impacted me. It
Speaker 3: like went into my like reptilian brain and it emerges
Speaker 3: every every couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: I I I'm trying to think of moments like that
Speaker 1: that impacted me too. And I think my aunt telling
Speaker 1: me that you'll never get a date if you eat
Speaker 1: like that. Wow wow, And I remember being like I
Speaker 1: don't want one, Like I remember wanting to keep eating
Speaker 1: like that because I hated boys and I didn't want
Speaker 1: a date. But now it it will sometimes affect me
Speaker 1: when I think about when I catch myself eating like that,
Speaker 1: it will echo through my head. But like cultural moments
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: I do because she was so cool and so much
Speaker 3: cooler than I could ever imagine being, and then she
Speaker 3: said that, and at the time, actually, now that I
Speaker 3: think about it, when I was in middle school, I
Speaker 3: was a pretty chubby kid. And the summer from middle
Speaker 3: school to high school, I started working out and I
Speaker 3: became a skinny kid. And I actually, in my high
Speaker 3: school yearbook got most changed since middle school. And I
Speaker 3: wonder if it's because that DJ said that.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I've been spending like the last two minutes thinking
Speaker 2: of what BJ it is. I feel like it's you know, Lewis.
Speaker 2: I feel like I was as.
Speaker 3: I have her in my head.
Speaker 1: Let me look up a she's she's black, maybe so.
Speaker 3: Beautiful, a non Deluis.
Speaker 2: As a boy, I was just so upsessed with an Luis.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's her.
Speaker 2: Yep, Yeah, she's definitely she. Honestly, she respects a hard body.
Speaker 1: It will never not be in style to have a
Speaker 1: hard body. I remember, you know, one that stands out
Speaker 1: to me just thinking about it is clueless, where Cher says,
Speaker 1: I want to be five to ten just like Cindy Crawford,
Speaker 1: and she won't she won't drink coffee because it's stunt
Speaker 1: your growth. And I want to be five ten like
Speaker 1: Cindy Crawford. And I always was like and because I'm
Speaker 1: five nine, I always feel like I just want to
Speaker 1: And when I meet girls who are five ten, I'm like,
Speaker 1: like Cindy Crawford and they're like what, and I okay,
Speaker 1: little less.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: That stuck in my head, the five ten only because
Speaker 2: like I was, I was on Wikipedia this week and
Speaker 2: like I saw that, like the girl from Bottoms Havana,
Speaker 2: Roselu Lou got cast and I clicked on her Wikipedia
Speaker 2: and she's a model, And then I was like it
Speaker 2: said she was five four and a half. I'm like,
Speaker 2: she's not a model.
Speaker 1: Immediately, like anyone can be a model, though now these
Speaker 1: days just say you're a model.
Speaker 2: If you're ugly, yeah, listen, I'm woken, could be a.
Speaker 1: Mom and if you're discussed, even if you're a terrorist, okay,
Speaker 1: oh we have to go to break and we'll be
Speaker 1: back with gen z terms after this break Okay, noah,
Speaker 1: hit hit it all right. Have you heard of the
Speaker 1: term bustin'. Yeah, I've heard of bustin Do you know
Speaker 1: what busting is?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 3: I think I want I want to guess.
Speaker 4: What because I don't need to use it in a
Speaker 4: sentence to Is.
Speaker 3: That the equivalent of like hustling, like you're really pushing
Speaker 3: hard and working.
Speaker 1: Hard, And I think it means like beat up?
Speaker 2: I think it means busting.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, like like coming.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think it's that. Like do you want
Speaker 4: to tell you what it is?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, So busting is like I feel like really good,
Speaker 4: Like that's.
Speaker 3: Bustin' Okay, why why?
Speaker 1: Of course? What does it come from?
Speaker 3: People who ride buses are generally did not feeling good?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm trying to think of what that would
Speaker 1: because I'm seated, makes sense, it's like, oh I have
Speaker 1: to sit down and prepare myself for this information like
Speaker 1: that track. But busting, I'm just like where could that.
Speaker 2: Have Portuguese origin?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: No, bus just means like that's really good, like people
Speaker 4: would be like busting, especially in regards to food, like
Speaker 4: food is.
Speaker 3: Busting your table like a bus boy that.
Speaker 2: It means it's.
Speaker 4: Bus or like you could just comment again or prepare
Speaker 4: busting by.
Speaker 3: The time you finish explaining this, it's.
Speaker 1: Going to be busting period or do you just write busting?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Inna funny because you're on your podcast you were like
Speaker 4: Emily said period and she didn't mean to, but I did.
Speaker 1: Oh god it so because sometimes I will say period
Speaker 1: when I'm dictating and it will write period like she did.
Speaker 1: She know you meant to say. I do know that now,
Speaker 1: like I think that I fucked up that day, but
Speaker 1: I do know when you write period that you're saying period.
Speaker 3: Period.
Speaker 1: Now period, period is like.
Speaker 4: The word for an exclamation point, I exclamation point like
Speaker 4: that'd be like, you know, it's just literally.
Speaker 1: Makes no fucking period.
Speaker 4: T No, well we've cut the last letter.
Speaker 1: It's period with a period.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yes, I love it. I love period. Period. I
Speaker 3: never used starting to use it.
Speaker 1: What if you're dictating I got my period dot dot
Speaker 1: dot period period period like period, like so you're trying
Speaker 1: to dictate that I got my period. Dictate like dictating
Speaker 1: like like you know, like you're talking your phone.
Speaker 3: Like you don't dictator done that, well, you got to
Speaker 3: start a.
Speaker 1: Phone No, I like, you have never dictated.
Speaker 4: I did not know what.
Speaker 1: Wait, you've never done this of.
Speaker 3: Like, oh wait, what about? What what about if you're
Speaker 3: driving and you want to send a text.
Speaker 4: Voice memo, No, what you've never known the period?
Speaker 1: See that's what I thought you did, because it's will
Speaker 1: do a period and sometimes it will just write the
Speaker 1: word period, which you meant to say period. That if I'm.
Speaker 4: Driving, I I will literally like hit the voice memo
Speaker 4: thing and I would just start talking.
Speaker 1: So if I want to do what ellipses, can I
Speaker 1: say period, period, period, Like let's find that I just
Speaker 1: got my period period, period, period, period, period. Okay, no,
Speaker 1: it just did not and only I just got my
Speaker 1: period period and then period period like the word period,
Speaker 1: then the simple period, then the word period and then
Speaker 1: the simple period. Wow, you dictate, I dictate probably.
Speaker 4: Actually have something to say about that, because I feel
Speaker 4: like millennials, it's so hard to read your tone through
Speaker 4: text and why how text and be like are.
Speaker 1: They mad at me? Like okay, we need to talk
Speaker 1: about this a lot.
Speaker 4: And now that I know her, No, at first I didn't,
Speaker 4: but now that I've like been with her a lot
Speaker 4: and like gotten closer there I understand, but I get
Speaker 4: that a lot where people will just even in like
Speaker 4: me talking, people think I'm being I will not understand
Speaker 4: my tone and I'm almost never like like like if
Speaker 4: I'm pissed, uh, it's I'm.
Speaker 1: Doing it so passive aggressively that you'll be like you
Speaker 1: it won't ever be obvious.
Speaker 4: But like you know what, things versus thanks girl are
Speaker 4: very different.
Speaker 3: Thanks period.
Speaker 1: I try to do.
Speaker 4: Thanks exclamation mark you do if you don't, or like
Speaker 4: if someone says okay, period, might as well just go
Speaker 4: fuck yourself?
Speaker 1: Oh rat is like yeah, And I did this on
Speaker 1: girls Chat recently because I said something that like was
Speaker 1: it seems like I was being bitchy in my tone
Speaker 1: And the girls listen to the podcast so they know
Speaker 1: that if you extend one of the words that makes
Speaker 1: you can say anything. You can be like I hate
Speaker 1: your hair cut and if you just write tttt, it's
Speaker 1: like nice to be like to say that, or like,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't want to be friends anymore more,
Speaker 1: and then it not is not mean even though you're
Speaker 1: saying something like if you extend it right, like, doesn't
Speaker 1: that mean if I go thanks with a bunch of essays,
Speaker 1: doesn't I don't need to put that will make it well?
Speaker 4: Versus l are very different.
Speaker 3: Yes, but in real life you add a bunch of
Speaker 3: SS's to thanks, it's like it's like a devil.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, thanks.
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel you're making me feel so
Speaker 2: young because I am just so young, because I take
Speaker 2: offense to every text I get.
Speaker 4: Really I over analyzed text like no tomorrow, I will
Speaker 4: sit it because.
Speaker 1: Something and when we read the converse, I am.
Speaker 2: A I am a permanent victims to.
Speaker 4: Me, like, the worst thing is that I do it
Speaker 4: like I have my read receipts. You do you guys?
Speaker 2: Do that?
Speaker 4: Is that a non a millennial thing.
Speaker 1: I don't like read receipts. Sometimes they're like accidentally clicked
Speaker 1: on for me. And when I realize someone's been like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, victim of my read receipts, I feel like
Speaker 1: it's just I don't like see I have.
Speaker 4: My I'm anxious, like I always have to reply to
Speaker 4: people in three seconds and if I don't like call
Speaker 4: nine one one, I'm probably okay, Like I reply and
Speaker 4: seven you do you always do?
Speaker 1: I know, I know, but I understand it's part of
Speaker 1: your job to do that. But like, I will not
Speaker 1: be mad if you don't get back to my text
Speaker 1: in like plus twenty four years, but I don't like
Speaker 1: I understand that. But like and also you're you're both
Speaker 1: so nice. No one's ever mad at you, and if
Speaker 1: they are, she's not listen, people could be mad at Brian.
Speaker 1: He he shit, He's someone that I could see people
Speaker 1: like maybe being being like I didn't like your top,
Speaker 1: like getting into the thing with you. Both are such
Speaker 1: fucking people pleasers and in an amazing way. But literally,
Speaker 1: I can't imagine anyone ever being mad at either of you.
Speaker 1: Who you who you care about being bad? Anyone who
Speaker 1: you're like, are they mad at me? They aren't, I
Speaker 1: assure you, yeah, because you are so nice you and
Speaker 1: I don't say this for everyone, but one hundred percent
Speaker 1: you too. Even Noah. I would say, maybe someone could
Speaker 1: be bad at her, like she's she could be a
Speaker 1: ballbuster sometimes she steps her mind. You two are fucking
Speaker 1: like just you're so and you're just people placers, which
Speaker 1: is I am one two to a degree but not
Speaker 1: like the.
Speaker 3: Two and nine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's oh interesting, any grand.
Speaker 2: A nine out of ten yeah, yeah, oh absolutely, I
Speaker 2: have I have a text story with my friend where
Speaker 2: the whole, the whole, our whole text threat because we're
Speaker 2: on a bunch of group chats is us telling no
Speaker 2: one's mad at us, no one's thinking about we just
Speaker 2: we just talk about how the us.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, Like I just can't even. It's
Speaker 1: so funny because this reminds me of me too, Like
Speaker 1: all the guys that were worried that they had done
Speaker 1: something wrong to women were the ones that like right
Speaker 1: after me, too happened, and you're like, as a girl, noah,
Speaker 1: you you know this too, and maybe you're a little
Speaker 1: too young for it when it like broke in twenty eighteen,
Speaker 1: like every guy in your life was suddenly like kind
Speaker 1: of like, dude, what did I do wrong? And each
Speaker 1: of the guys that worried maybe about doing something, there's
Speaker 1: no chance they ever did anything. So it's like it's
Speaker 1: almost a sign that if you are worried, people are
Speaker 1: mad at you. I just want to let besties know
Speaker 1: if that's something that plagues you, you're probably a person
Speaker 1: where no one's ever met at you except maybe your
Speaker 1: wife or like someone who you like has a reason
Speaker 1: or your dad, like your siblings who you might have had.
Speaker 3: I remember when like Hitler went to is compatriots and
Speaker 3: was like, do.
Speaker 2: You guys exactly?
Speaker 1: No, that guy does not worry about anyone someone like that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and not that we're more like like I can understand
Speaker 1: someone thinking. But and by the way, I'm never going
Speaker 1: to be mad at you too. I know it's hard.
Speaker 3: It's hard for Nikki to get mad at people. In fact,
Speaker 3: you kind of like when there's like a little bit
Speaker 3: of tension.
Speaker 1: I love a debate. I love a like a kind
Speaker 1: of like what that's not what I meant? What did
Speaker 1: you like? I like I feel closer to someone after that.
Speaker 1: But I understand that it is it makes people nervous sometimes.
Speaker 1: Please you too. If I can take anything off your plate,
Speaker 1: it's that I can promise you for the rest of
Speaker 1: my life. I can't promise anything for the rest of
Speaker 1: my life. I will I'll probably drink again before I
Speaker 1: will ever be mad at both.
Speaker 3: Of you, and I promise that this simultaneous.
Speaker 1: There's just no way I'd ever be mad at you.
Speaker 1: Even if you fucked up so badly, I would just
Speaker 1: go They didn't mean to like, I just know in
Speaker 1: my heart that neither of you would ever do anything
Speaker 1: purposely to hurt me. So there's like, even if you
Speaker 1: fuck up, just know that I won't be mad at
Speaker 1: you because it's a fuck up. Like, just give yourself that,
Speaker 1: so at least leave. I don't ever want to be
Speaker 1: a part of your you. I don't want to ever
Speaker 1: keep you up at night because you're worried that I
Speaker 1: might be mad at you because it is literally yeah,
Speaker 1: so I can't think that, but but I you know,
Speaker 1: it's easier said than done letting that out of your head.
Speaker 1: But okay, final thought, a couple more gen z terms. Okay,
Speaker 1: what is delulu delusion? Oh she's so de Lulu. I
Speaker 1: heard that on f Bay Island.
Speaker 2: That's fine, It's fine.
Speaker 4: Definitely is like a great equivalent to de Lulu is
Speaker 4: just saying like wow, this is.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. The panel just falls along for anybody
Speaker 1: that's that's okay. Yeah, you you both are Delula, we're delulah. Okay,
Speaker 1: so what was the word?
Speaker 4: Okay, So like I would just say like, okay, this
Speaker 4: is like so detour but the island the girl love
Speaker 4: to say side sidebars go, Yeah, you can't just switch
Speaker 4: topics mid conversation, you always have to say sidebar but
Speaker 4: that's another yeah. But on Love Island, this girl Leah
Speaker 4: would always be like that's crazy, and it's like this
Speaker 4: clip and blow person, that's crazy. So everyone will just
Speaker 4: comment like that's all caps crazy.
Speaker 1: Okay, well that just seems.
Speaker 4: But it has a new meaning now it's different.
Speaker 5: Crazy means crazy, like if you say like, wow, this
Speaker 5: is crazy before it met mentally ill, and now it
Speaker 5: just means like like, well I gotta fight back on
Speaker 5: this one, yes, but you have to be all caps yes.
Speaker 4: So like people would be like, wow, this is actually crazy,
Speaker 4: like and I know that this sounds weird guys, but
Speaker 4: I promise it really not.
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean doesn't mean but we think crazy
Speaker 3: means something else too. We don't think when we say crazy,
Speaker 3: we don't mean mentally ill. Need to say it's.
Speaker 2: Wild crazy wild, Like I kind of.
Speaker 4: Use the right like like if you had a question mark,
Speaker 4: Like I had question marks a lot, but I don't
Speaker 4: really mean them, Like when you said that about your
Speaker 4: like stunning.
Speaker 2: I'm like, sun, well, I use question marks because of
Speaker 2: the people pleasing where I'm like soft it is.
Speaker 1: And you kind of have that cadence anyway where you go.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm going to see a ghost tonight.
Speaker 1: Like it's kind of like your tone the question.
Speaker 2: I have a very strange tone.
Speaker 3: That's my decision.
Speaker 1: Okay, next one, real more more of them? Okay, how
Speaker 1: about f R f R.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know the abbreviations because I have to, like
Speaker 3: we have, we all have to evaluate comments.
Speaker 1: I think, see I don't for real for real.
Speaker 3: Okay, there's a bunch, but I can't come up with
Speaker 3: them right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, I know, let's do more abbreviation. How about hem
Speaker 1: hem hem?
Speaker 2: I think that's anti Semitic. I love.
Speaker 1: So I have no idea what that is hem hem?
Speaker 4: Can you give it in a context?
Speaker 2: That is how an Israeli man would say.
Speaker 4: Hi, is it like supposed to be like a guy
Speaker 4: like heme? Like as in refer to a boy.
Speaker 7: Okay, well, the sample sentence is the new boy is heme?
Speaker 7: Exclamation point?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But then I say heme? So you can't figure it out?
Speaker 2: You know who's that?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: He is funky guy from Euphoria he is he hem? Yes,
Speaker 2: We're just.
Speaker 1: That one's not catching, like Ringo in the biopic by
Speaker 1: Perfect Barry.
Speaker 3: I don't know that is he's like from from Okay,
Speaker 3: I gotta say sulburn guy.
Speaker 1: Hot to bathtub suck guy. Yeah, the other guy in
Speaker 1: the bathtub is he isn't Jacob a lording?
Speaker 2: The first time I saw Jacob Alardi, I am a
Speaker 2: straight father of one, and I.
Speaker 1: Literally went, it's rare that I like, am stop on
Speaker 1: Instagram and like zoom and just kind of like what
Speaker 1: the And he's one that stopped me in my track?
Speaker 1: Who does he date? Kaya?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who does he dates?
Speaker 4: Olivia Jade?
Speaker 1: A famous person's daughter?
Speaker 6: Is she the u? S?
Speaker 4: She sure is?
Speaker 1: Rowing?
Speaker 3: He is?
Speaker 1: He is she same one? She is? Sheame?
Speaker 7: I'm starting out, well, he is a total package. It's
Speaker 7: like a better version of something.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's next up. Okay, what about k M S
Speaker 1: kill myself?
Speaker 2: Really? Yeah, I use MS.
Speaker 1: Get an airline.
Speaker 3: Kill myself.
Speaker 1: I thought we had to say, like on a live
Speaker 1: of my like, wouldn't.
Speaker 4: It be it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: You like don't but I don't. I don't really say
Speaker 4: I know what it means, but I don't say I
Speaker 4: would send the skull.
Speaker 2: Like a deadline article. I'm gonna KM.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Amji, what Sean is saying is that when someone
Speaker 1: in the business, if we think gets something that doesn't
Speaker 1: deserve it, we will send the deadline article to our
Speaker 1: friends and kill myself.
Speaker 3: Yes, if you if in that same scenario you sent
Speaker 3: a skull emoji, that to me would mean a positive reaction.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, I'm dead, guys.
Speaker 4: No skull means like or like casket or like the tombstone.
Speaker 1: Oh see, I would have thought that means like I'm dead,
Speaker 1: like this is amazing, like kill me. I can just be.
Speaker 1: It depends on the context.
Speaker 3: Okay, Like what if you're like my grandma just died
Speaker 3: skull emoji dark.
Speaker 4: Dark person like that I would do, Like if I
Speaker 4: posted something wrong, Let's say, right.
Speaker 2: Did somebody is coffin?
Speaker 1: Okay, let me quickly ask about your aura ring and like,
Speaker 1: what what's sleep with it? Yeah? Like how does it work?
Speaker 1: Like it's a it's a ring that you wear that
Speaker 1: tracks your like data about So sidebar, sidebar door side.
Speaker 3: Podcast is a series of sidebars.
Speaker 1: Really it should be called sidebar sidebar. Wait should be
Speaker 1: nominal that Oh my god may change. Okay, sidebar a ring?
Speaker 1: I really like, what do you want to know? I
Speaker 1: just want to know it doesn't work and like what
Speaker 1: does it tell you? And like what why why should
Speaker 1: I get one?
Speaker 4: Okay, here's my sales pitch. So I like it because
Speaker 4: I'm a very anxious person, Like I just run very anxious,
Speaker 4: Like we're are work and what we do. Obviously, it's
Speaker 4: like it's a stressful thing. Yeah, especially for me, like
Speaker 4: I have to stay. I was at a wedding and
Speaker 4: I was she's at the ummies and I literally everyone's like,
Speaker 4: don't be on your phone. I'm like, oh my god, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, like that's just my life. So it tells
Speaker 4: you like I'll often feel like really tired, or like
Speaker 4: at twelve I'll be like, oh, like I have a headache,
Speaker 4: I'm sleepy, and it will tell you like you had
Speaker 4: a really unrestful sleep. You are really stressed at the
Speaker 4: hours of three to six. So if you have a
Speaker 4: headache at twelve pm, this is why. It's not like
Speaker 4: you're dying and I'm web mding like oh, so you
Speaker 4: will go down like you feel tired of me, Like,
Speaker 4: am I dying?
Speaker 1: Am I dying?
Speaker 4: Did that call?
Speaker 1: Data was confirmed? You should be tired, girl. You should
Speaker 1: have it's like.
Speaker 4: Today, don't work out, you slept so poorly that it's
Speaker 4: going to hurt you more.
Speaker 2: Than help you.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, for what gets off a plane.
Speaker 2: Like a doctor on your fingers, that would be you
Speaker 2: need to get that.
Speaker 1: You need to get one, and it's.
Speaker 3: I don't need more data.
Speaker 2: That's what I need.
Speaker 1: It tells you your stress.
Speaker 4: It tells your stress stress, engaged, relaxed, or restored. Right now,
Speaker 4: podcast have been very stressed.
Speaker 1: Apparently, But that makes sense because it's like.
Speaker 4: It tells you like how stressed you are in your
Speaker 4: heart rate, your readiness scores, like today I'm solid for resilience,
Speaker 4: like I could take on the world.
Speaker 3: Wait, so it tells you you're resilience.
Speaker 2: What it's like You got this girl, like when I
Speaker 2: had COVID.
Speaker 4: When I had COVID, this is how I found it.
Speaker 1: I had COVID.
Speaker 4: Wait, because my temperature it was like your body temperature decrease,
Speaker 4: you're breathing.
Speaker 1: It's a mood ring that works.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I got this one because I feel like
Speaker 4: if you don't look at it quick, you don't know,
Speaker 4: like it looks like I would wear this. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: like it's already yeah, but yeah, but it is like
Speaker 4: five hundred dollars. Okay, it's the app you pay for
Speaker 4: each month with a hatch alarm?
Speaker 1: What's a hatch alarm? Is that the one that lights up?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Chris has one and it is so
Speaker 1: good you like obsess you wake up. You don't think
Speaker 1: you'll wake up from a light and like burden chirping
Speaker 1: and like gentle music. It really works in this really
Speaker 1: gentle way and it's not annoying.
Speaker 4: Because it's gradual.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really really good Hatch and I fall.
Speaker 4: Asleep to the like it's like a rainstorm. You can
Speaker 4: choose it thirty minutes it will like gradually. I've read
Speaker 4: light give like five dollars.
Speaker 3: Why is it everything monthly? Can't you just buy we
Speaker 3: live at a perfect side? I mean I just buy
Speaker 3: a thing that does speaking.
Speaker 1: Of perfectly elevate the app. Heard us talking about Catch?
Speaker 3: Can you do the same? Please? I mean we can't.
Speaker 1: Request it hatch?
Speaker 6: No, just me?
Speaker 1: Then that's I think it's against the law to request this.
Speaker 3: Hatch whatever you do? What's lifetime membership?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a plugola plugola Like there's a law I'll
Speaker 1: call it that. Well, there's a law against like doing
Speaker 1: like they have to buy an ad for us to
Speaker 1: like get a profit from talking about it, so we
Speaker 1: can't be like, we'll talk, we'll like do a back deal.
Speaker 1: But I didn't do a back deal with Elevate. I
Speaker 1: just talked about their app, and so they gave us
Speaker 1: and I was a little critical of it, and they
Speaker 1: said they're fixing the bugs that I fix, and they're
Speaker 1: giving me, you and Noah a lifetime subscription.
Speaker 3: Who needs when you have Elevate.
Speaker 1: I mean I don't. I don't think they track your
Speaker 1: heart rate, but I don't need them to because mine's
Speaker 1: stable because I have Elevate, and I know you're going
Speaker 1: to have I know you have a great vocabulary. I'm
Speaker 1: going to be smart and I'm fighting off dementia. Oh
Speaker 1: the puzzles.
Speaker 3: Yes, Elevate is great. Fr fr skull emoji.
Speaker 1: I really just we'll get into it tomorrow. But I
Speaker 1: want to draw everyone's attention to a New York Times
Speaker 1: article that came out today, starring our very own Brian Frangie.
Speaker 1: It is in the New York Times, The New York
Speaker 1: Times New.
Speaker 3: York Times Style Section. I'm trying to find out if
Speaker 3: it's in print, but I assume it would be. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean it's I asked my friends in New York
Speaker 3: because we have the La Times here, it's not as
Speaker 3: easy to get the New York Times as you would think.
Speaker 1: God, no, you probably have to go to like that
Speaker 1: news stand in Beverly Hills.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: But what is the title of it? I had to
Speaker 1: pulled up and now it's gone. Oh I'll find it.
Speaker 7: Yes, Apple picking tips from the guy behind Apple Ratings.
Speaker 3: Yes, Apple, well they said, but it's really Apple Rankingie.
Speaker 1: This is the sub subtitle. Brian Frangie has been pontificating
Speaker 1: on Apple since twenty sixteen. He has a few things
Speaker 1: to say before you hit the orchards. It's a great
Speaker 1: it's a great article by Melissa Guerrero.
Speaker 3: Yes, very nice to talk to. Uh.
Speaker 1: And this is I'm guessing they found you from the
Speaker 1: Bone Appetite article.
Speaker 3: They found me from No, not the Bone Appetite article,
Speaker 3: from just knowing about me on the internet.
Speaker 1: I mean this is huge because I think before you're
Speaker 1: credits were like been in the Wall Street Journal for it,
Speaker 1: which is still a big deal. But now in the
Speaker 1: last month it's been Bonepetite and your time.
Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing. The Wall Street Journal. I was
Speaker 3: just referenced as an expert. It wasn't about me. It
Speaker 3: was actually about these special strawberriers that cost one thousand dollars,
Speaker 3: and I was just referenced in it. So yeah, the
Speaker 3: Wall Street Journals, but now it's yeah, Bonappetite and the
Speaker 3: New York Times Style section are full profile. And there's
Speaker 3: one more thing that could be happening that I can't
Speaker 3: say because I don't know if it's going to happen.
Speaker 3: You are going to be in the box of apples
Speaker 3: to Apples is going to have a picture of me
Speaker 3: giving the thumbs up saying I approve very cool.
Speaker 1: I don't know how it gets bigger than that.
Speaker 3: There's one more thing that I view as bigger than
Speaker 3: everything that has happened so far. Oh my, But but
Speaker 3: there's a chance it doesn't happen.
Speaker 1: So okay, Well, this is very exciting. Check out Brian
Speaker 1: Frangie and we'll talk. We'll get into this article tomorrow
Speaker 1: because there's a lot of funny stuff in it that
Speaker 1: I said to highlight. But check that out, send it
Speaker 1: to your family members, get some views on this who
Speaker 1: enjoy picking apples because they're good tips in here, and it's.
Speaker 3: Being in the New York Times Style section is one
Speaker 3: of those things that your parents are like, really, wait.
Speaker 1: So what did your mom text back? I don't know
Speaker 1: yet whoever that texted cool last time? What did they
Speaker 1: text this time? I mean, the chain's got to be
Speaker 1: popping off about this.
Speaker 2: This time.
Speaker 3: I got that's awesome.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a little better.
Speaker 2: Is this the first thing you've had in common with
Speaker 2: Mark Jacobs in your life? What do you mean being
Speaker 2: you know, profile style? That's right, it really is exciting.
Speaker 2: Did you how long have you known this is coming about?
Speaker 2: When did they interview you yesterday?
Speaker 3: Now? This was a quick turnaround, and that's awesome. The
Speaker 3: reporter was even like, yeah, we got to this coming
Speaker 3: out tomorrow, so we got to.
Speaker 1: Move So well, congratulations. This is a really big deal
Speaker 1: and you were really funny in it. You had like
Speaker 1: multiple great lines like I could just see anyone who's
Speaker 1: reading this being like, I want to know more about
Speaker 1: this guy. It's hilarious. So check that out. We're very
Speaker 1: proud of you. Congratulations, Sean, Thank you for being here.
Speaker 1: It was so much fun. Honestly, you're one of the greatest.
Speaker 1: Emily amazing first podcast. Thank you everyone, such a nascarale.
Speaker 1: Your aura ring does not even I hope that your
Speaker 1: stress is just lumbiting now because you killed it and
Speaker 1: period and Noah, thank you so much. Thank you to
Speaker 1: the listeners. Hey, we have another. We've been we've been
Speaker 1: very blessed that we are doing so well on this
Speaker 1: podcast because you guys are listening that we're selling lots
Speaker 1: of ads, so that means that we're taping more episodes
Speaker 1: to get those ads to you. And that is why
Speaker 1: you will get a third episode this week when we
Speaker 1: usually just bring you to So another week of three
Speaker 1: episodes coming at you. One more tomorrow. We'll see you then,
Speaker 1: don't be good bye. The Nicky Glazer Podcast is a
Speaker 1: production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeart Podcasts.
Speaker 1: Created and hosted by me Nicki Glaser, co hosted by
Speaker 1: Brian Frangie, Executive produced by Will Ferrell, Hans Sonni and
Speaker 1: Noah Avior edited, it engineered by Lean and Loaf, video
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