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Speaker 1: The Nikki Glaser Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show. It's Nicky Cleaser Podcast. Happy Thursday.

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Speaker 1: I'm here still in Los Angeles, California. Brian Frangie is

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Speaker 1: here in studio. Hey Brian. Today we have two special

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Speaker 1: guests with us. Sean O'Connor is here.

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Speaker 2: Sean.

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Speaker 1: Have you been on the show before?

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Speaker 2: Not this one? No, no, but like past past iteration,

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Speaker 2: but this.

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Speaker 1: Is serious show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I was on your serious show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's right.

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Speaker 2: Okay, like the day the world shut down? Really yeah,

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Speaker 2: like truly I went into It was like the day

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Speaker 2: after Tom Hanks at COVID.

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Speaker 1: Because I was in LA and oh that's right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you have like documentary footage of like the last

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Speaker 2: time people were normal.

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Speaker 1: I do, I didn't. Someone just sent me a picture

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Speaker 1: of my dressing room at Conan that said Nicki Glazer

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Speaker 1: and it was up there for two years in the

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Speaker 1: or like maybe a year after something like that, because

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Speaker 1: it was the last show they taped there. So it's

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Speaker 1: my dressing room had Nicki Glazer on the door for

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Speaker 1: all like a team Coco for a whole year.

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Speaker 3: It was so cool.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so cool.

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Speaker 1: Person I hugged beside my family. I died, Yes, Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, did we all die? Back then? A little bit?

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Speaker 4: So.

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Speaker 1: Sean O'Connor's here. I've been friends with him since MySpace

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Speaker 1: I think is when we met. Yeah, two thousand and

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Speaker 1: you say six or seven. Yeah, we're very You were

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Speaker 1: in my top eight, I'm sure.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, at some point I think we were top eight mutuals.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we just found each other on MySpace and we're

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Speaker 1: just like mutual.

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Speaker 3: You did, Yeah, I didn't have it.

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Speaker 1: Well, here's someone who actually really really missed it is

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Speaker 1: also here, who you've heard me talk about on the

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Speaker 1: show before. I'm so glad she agreed to do it.

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Speaker 1: She's never have you done podcast before? No? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: first podcast ever was never on MySpace, was conceived when

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Speaker 1: my space was probably she's my social media maven. Uh.

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Speaker 1: It's Emily Laciardi Chardia, Italian. I don't think i've ever

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Speaker 1: said your last name.

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Speaker 3: No, nobody does, Charitie. Where are you from from?

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Speaker 4: Boston? Well, outside of Boston, but everyone Boston Italian?

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Speaker 3: A rare breed. Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of like these of New York. It's very Irish.

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Speaker 2: And then there's some Italian in New York. It's Italian Irish.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I'm so glad to have you here because

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Speaker 1: I've been talking about you a lot, and you listen

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Speaker 1: to the show, I know, yeah wow, but oh my god,

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Speaker 1: now you're I don't know, Yeah, you still can be

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Speaker 1: if you're on the show. I want to just talk

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Speaker 1: about you walked in today, Sean with your daily You

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Speaker 1: drink Celsius, which I think probably a lot of Bessie's

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Speaker 1: drink people are addicted to it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Mesonta Johnson.

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Speaker 1: We were just talking about this. She had a clip,

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Speaker 1: go did you see it? Emily? Like she's talking about

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Speaker 1: how she was on set drinking Celsius because she didn't

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Speaker 1: know they had caffeine in it. She just thought it

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Speaker 1: was like a vitamin kind of drink. And she was

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Speaker 1: drinking like to a day and didn't really and she

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Speaker 1: was just staying up all night and being inspired and

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Speaker 1: having all these ideas and just being thrilled about Like

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Speaker 1: like I was like, Sean, it honestly sounded like a

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Speaker 1: real good pitch for drinking Celsius. I'm like, why would

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Speaker 1: this girl quit?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Because it all sounded good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, But then I just I was having my morning

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Speaker 2: celsius when I looked down and it is chipping the paint.

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Speaker 1: Decaying, the paint on the can, just in the spot

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Speaker 1: where he's sipping from. So just the the celsius pouring

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Speaker 1: over into his mouth is sending your drinking paint.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna you know, I know I'm gonna die one day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that was good, you know that.

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Speaker 2: But imagine dying feeling incredible. I think the best idea

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Speaker 2: ever before you go?

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Speaker 1: When what does it make you? Are you past that

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Speaker 1: point of it makes you feel you for it? It just

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Speaker 1: makes you feel normal.

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Speaker 2: Now, Yeah I'm normal. I mean I'm energized. I am

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Speaker 2: sweating from my teeth.

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Speaker 1: I feel that way about like I I will notice

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Speaker 1: my day will be I will be in the worst

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Speaker 1: and I am suddenly so sunny, everything's fine. It's really

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Speaker 1: a sick thing that it can shift you that much.

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Speaker 1: Do you guys feel that way about caffeine.

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Speaker 3: It's just a shame that drugs have negative effects on

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Speaker 3: the human body. Otherwise we should all be taking drugs constantly,

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Speaker 3: because life is a barrage of torture.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I agree, drugs.

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Speaker 3: Are more drugs that have less effects.

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Speaker 1: No, they are so good it sucks that they're bad

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Speaker 1: for you.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's like one of the worst coolest tricks

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Speaker 3: God has ever played, and that.

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Speaker 1: You can't really enjoy them in moderation. No one does,

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Speaker 1: and if you do, you're not really getting the effects

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Speaker 1: of it in the in the way that is intended,

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Speaker 1: because if you really did get you'd never want to stop.

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Speaker 1: Like when I first drank, I always say this, but

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Speaker 1: I just remember being baffled, like, why don't we do

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Speaker 1: this old? Why doesn't everyone do this all the time?

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Speaker 1: I feel amazing, I'm confident, I'm funnier, I'm more social.

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Speaker 1: Suddenly I feel like I should talk.

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Speaker 3: And there was a guy in an alley like I

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Speaker 3: feel your sister.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just couldn't believe we don't do it all

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Speaker 1: the time, and like so when people are just like no,

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Speaker 1: I just it kind of makes me feel a little

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Speaker 1: sick and slow. I'm just like, Oh, you don't. Then

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Speaker 1: you don't know what? How do you not? Have you

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Speaker 1: not felt that other thing that I'm talking about.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of like, I guess, like everyone is just different.

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Speaker 2: Like like genetically, you are kind of predisposed, Like for

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Speaker 2: whatever reason, when I alcohol touches my tongue no matter

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Speaker 2: how much, I'm just like, here we go. I am

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Speaker 2: the mayor of a party.

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Speaker 1: Wait, can we talk about why you had to quit drinking?

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Speaker 1: You still don't drink?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 1: Or do you dabble?

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Speaker 2: I dabble, but I don't really do it that much.

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Speaker 2: I probably have done it three times this year, okay

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Speaker 2: to a small amount.

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Speaker 1: Okay, because when you drink to excess, because you've gone

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Speaker 1: through stages where you've like totally walked away from it,

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Speaker 1: right and now you're like a dad. So it's like

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Speaker 1: it's there's not a lot of space for you to

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Speaker 2: No. No, it's like a wine at dinner.

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Speaker 1: Now, wow, so you and you don't want to keep going.

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Speaker 2: No, just because I like wine, I've discovered that wine

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Speaker 2: does not taste good, even when it's like expensive to me, like,

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Speaker 2: I'm never doing anything for the taste.

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Speaker 1: There's no taste with alcohol. Anyone who thinks to taste

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Speaker 1: good is lying to themselves. Have you ever tasted juice?

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Speaker 1: Just drink that more candy? Like that's ridiculous. That that's

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Speaker 1: why people put sugar in it because it is bad.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh but no. But in my twenties, like the

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Speaker 2: early twenties, I would say, twenty to twenty five, I

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Speaker 2: was like, I guess you would call it an alcohol.

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Speaker 1: For the word.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the word.

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Speaker 1: But the story that I love that you told recently

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Speaker 1: and maybe you don't want to tell it, was that

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Speaker 1: the SNL after party.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, I just had that the warm glow

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Speaker 6: of you know, vokatonic, Like you know that that warm

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Speaker 2: The worst you've ever had, combined with the other worst.

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Speaker 1: States you've ever had to is so fucking bad.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I think it was just good. It was just invented.

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Speaker 2: Some people who used to drink a lot would have

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Speaker 2: like replicate the bill.

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Speaker 1: It's such a good point. Yeah, like why just make

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Speaker 1: so you can take that alcohol out and still feel

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Speaker 1: like you're maybe doing something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, like you're punishing yourself.

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Speaker 1: It's bad, Okay, so you were, and it's packed with sugar.

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Speaker 1: It's not even good and it's packed with sugar. It

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Speaker 1: taste so bad that you think maybe it like is

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but it does taste like a Christmas Tree a

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Speaker 1: If you want to do if you want to drink

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Speaker 1: and not have calories, kettle and soda. Everyone, kettle and

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Speaker 1: soda with lemon. That's that you're only there's no calories

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Speaker 1: To get vodka soda. I know we all got on

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Speaker 2: You kind of mature out of it being like I'm

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Speaker 2: not going to just drink beer, like like I'm not

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Speaker 2: like that. Yeah, I'm class here. Yeah a blackout.

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Speaker 1: And then they just started making vodka sodas in those

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Speaker 1: are just now Seltzer like the Seltzer alcohol drinks. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so hard Seltzer's hard Seltzers. Thank you, so Sean SNL.

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Speaker 1: After party who was hosting it.

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Speaker 2: Was Seth Rogan and Spoon and I go I go

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Speaker 2: to the after party and like, I'm not supposed to

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Speaker 2: be there. I didn't go to this, but like Joan

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Speaker 2: I'm like already drunk and just sweaty, like if everyone

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Speaker 2: start pouring. So I go in and I get like

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Speaker 2: a twenty five dollars Vodkas and I'm like, this is

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Speaker 2: the best. Oh my god. I went into the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: I saw people doing cocaine. I'm like, sure, this.

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Speaker 1: Is an act my dream, yeah dream.

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Speaker 2: I see Keenan dancing and then I dance. Then I

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Speaker 2: see in the distance Lorne Michael's and I'm like talking

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Speaker 2: to Joan Ohray and I'm like I'm gonna go talk

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Speaker 2: to lor don't do that. So I just, you know,

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Speaker 2: I slide over because I'm just so wed. I'm a slider.

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Speaker 1: Someone just push and Keenan.

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Speaker 2: I approach him at his table and I'm like, I

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Speaker 2: just want to let you know, like you changed my wife.

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Speaker 1: And he's like just like stick because he's protected from

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Speaker 1: many of that bullshit, like you would think he gets

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Speaker 1: it all the time, but no, I'm thinking he's very well.

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Speaker 2: Protected from well protected. There's a reason he's in like

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Speaker 2: a booth in the corner and basically like Apollo Sandman beat.

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Speaker 1: It's so humiliating, it is. And but it took you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, did you ever believe in like ghosts as a kid?

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Speaker 4: Wow, I need to do that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's in Nepal.

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Speaker 3: How do you do invisible ink?

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Speaker 4: you can slide over, you slide over, and then it's

443
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:37,280
Speaker 4: screen effects. You can get like lasers, fireworks, confetti.

444
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:41,080
Speaker 3: Yes, I know about those. If you say congratulations and automatically.

445
00:20:41,119 --> 00:20:44,080
Speaker 1: When it does that, I don't want that. Sometimes it's

446
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:48,399
Speaker 1: just like yeah, and I'm anti fireworks. I've established I

447
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:52,120
Speaker 1: want only drones from now on, pure drones protect animals.

448
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:55,439
Speaker 1: But okay, so is invisible ink the one that is

449
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,800
Speaker 1: you send that one a lot to me. The others

450
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,520
Speaker 1: you're not using slam or you're not. I don't.

451
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,960
Speaker 4: I don't think invisible ink just adds like spice to

452
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:02,479
Speaker 4: a text.

453
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:03,360
Speaker 1: It's fun.

454
00:21:03,359 --> 00:21:06,760
Speaker 4: It's it knows like I'm like talking about someone totally

455
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:09,639
Speaker 4: a spy. So it's like I'll send it to be

456
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,880
Speaker 4: like this is funnier if I just sent it without

457
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,400
Speaker 4: invisible and it wouldn't been as funny.

458
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:17,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, gen Z co worker uses it exclusively

459
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:17,920
Speaker 2: for talking ship.

460
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:22,240
Speaker 4: I think that, and then someone can still screenshot it.

461
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's not like it goes away.

462
00:21:24,359 --> 00:21:28,119
Speaker 2: It's not like I think it's to scratch off. And

463
00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:39,520
Speaker 2: you're like, oh my god, you were talking about copy.

464
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,280
Speaker 1: Sixerthing.

465
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:44,479
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what happens if you sent invisible ink

466
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:45,639
Speaker 3: to an Android user?

467
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,640
Speaker 4: No, I can't with an Android. I mean I don't know.

468
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,120
Speaker 3: I think their phone dies.

469
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:55,879
Speaker 1: I think they Yeah, maybe let's try it.

470
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Speaker 3: Does anyone have an Android?

471
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,159
Speaker 1: I don't know anyone. I got them all out of

472
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Speaker 1: my life.

473
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:04,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the androids are very more poplar than you'd.

474
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,640
Speaker 1: Think they really are because they're good gal.

475
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:12,879
Speaker 2: Uh their camera, Yeah, their cameras are like significantly better.

476
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,520
Speaker 1: Never I can meet and greets and someone has an

477
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:18,960
Speaker 1: Android phone, picture is always better. But they're more annoying

478
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:22,359
Speaker 1: to use. And I'm sorry, but it's just like when

479
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:25,600
Speaker 1: you are if when you ruin a group chat with

480
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:29,320
Speaker 1: your green bubble, it sucks. Man. I don't know why.

481
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:32,800
Speaker 2: I'm in a group chat with an Android boy and

482
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Speaker 2: it sucks. It sucks. It makes everyone like it's like, oh,

483
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:48,360
Speaker 2: blank laughed at it.

484
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,560
Speaker 7: And my text ran out, I have to pay for

485
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 7: my texts? Wait what I start paying for texts with Android?

486
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Speaker 7: With a group chat with someone who did not have

487
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Speaker 7: an iPhone, I'm assuming they had an Android.

488
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Speaker 1: That's you know, it's a good point that Anya was

489
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Speaker 1: because I was like bullying Matt about it, my tour manager,

490
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:04,880
Speaker 1: because you know, funny in a funny way that led

491
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:08,479
Speaker 1: him to eventually get an iPhone. But it was just

492
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,440
Speaker 1: like I was just like it just and she goes,

493
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:15,480
Speaker 1: it really sucks that, like their monopoly monopoly that you're less.

494
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Speaker 3: We're doing the lord's work for them. We're we're capitalist chills. Yeah,

495
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,920
Speaker 3: and we're trying to force everyone into this monopoly when

496
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:27,119
Speaker 3: really Apple needs to universalize its programming language with all

497
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:30,159
Speaker 3: the other text companies so that everyone's phone is equal.

498
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:34,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're so, you're right, you're right. But it is

499
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,159
Speaker 2: fun to make fun of your Android friend, like to

500
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:40,400
Speaker 2: the point where our one Android boy, one of our

501
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,840
Speaker 2: people in the group chat is Mike Scallins, who's like

502
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 2: a writer at Seth Myers. He inserted our friend's name

503
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 2: into like a rant about android's ruining it, but it's

504
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 2: so funny, like it's great. They just kept calling him

505
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:59,200
Speaker 2: out and it became a runner for the entire episode

506
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 2: because he's ruining our group chat.

507
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,160
Speaker 1: Well. I remember getting an iPhone for the first time,

508
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,439
Speaker 1: and I probably got on board with the three or

509
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:08,240
Speaker 1: something like fairly early, but it was like a transition

510
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,960
Speaker 1: to learn the new phone, and you feel like I'm

511
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,800
Speaker 1: gonna be so left out. I don't know how to

512
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:16,200
Speaker 1: catch up. But we just adapt so quickly to things

513
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:17,879
Speaker 1: you don't even know, Like I've really learned that with

514
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 1: these fucking long nails, Like my life, I've just adapted

515
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:24,560
Speaker 1: to being someone who three days ago couldn't do anything,

516
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,280
Speaker 1: and now I'm just changed the way, Like you learn

517
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:31,800
Speaker 1: so quickly how to move differently and learn these and

518
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,640
Speaker 1: especially if you're a younger person. So just get an iPhone,

519
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:39,360
Speaker 1: join the club. My screen is shattered, and I don't

520
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:42,159
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna replace it. Like I don't care. It

521
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,400
Speaker 1: doesn't bother me that much.

522
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:43,920
Speaker 2: It's okay.

523
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 3: Really, I know you love just smashing.

524
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 1: I know it makes me look that mad. I feel

525
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,800
Speaker 1: like white trash to have a cracked screen. But the

526
00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,560
Speaker 1: thing is the truth of it. I don't want to

527
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:01,440
Speaker 1: be away from my phone.

528
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:04,439
Speaker 3: Here's a big to get fixed, like the idea.

529
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:05,119
Speaker 1: What am I going to.

530
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 3: Do in the shop?

531
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, giving it to just some guy at the mall.

532
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,920
Speaker 2: Like they could hack you. They could take your photos.

533
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 4: I don't mind that.

534
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 1: I'm not really protective over that.

535
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,760
Speaker 3: They could take your text that could reveal who this

536
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 3: person is.

537
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, yeah that's true.

538
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 3: And they could sell it to TMZ for forty thousand

539
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 3: dollars I got See.

540
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,360
Speaker 1: I never think about that. I just really don't want

541
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 1: to be away from my They.

542
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 4: Ship it to you because I crack my screen every

543
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:31,159
Speaker 4: every month and eighteen. He just sends me new and

544
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,119
Speaker 4: then I send this back once I.

545
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:32,520
Speaker 2: Get the new one.

546
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 1: What you must have the really good plan? I mean

547
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 1: I probably have that too.

548
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:40,159
Speaker 4: Probably I have a box phone, an otter box.

549
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 1: No, it's too big too. Oh ye no, see it

550
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 1: looks like a lego.

551
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,199
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. I have this one, which is prettypy duty,

552
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:52,119
Speaker 2: and I have just slices on my phone because I

553
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:55,200
Speaker 2: fall asleep looking at my phone and then I think

554
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 2: I just throw it in the middle of.

555
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,240
Speaker 1: Do you wake up? Put it across the room like.

556
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:05,680
Speaker 2: Truly like at my feet. Sometimes it's like, oh wow, yeah.

557
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,439
Speaker 3: The ghosts you see a ghost?

558
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like wow, yeah, wow wow.

559
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,080
Speaker 1: I wanted to go over some gen Z slang uh

560
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:17,159
Speaker 1: and see if you're actually using this. I mean, I

561
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 1: know every podcast has already done that. This is like

562
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 1: such a classic thing to go be like what are

563
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:23,119
Speaker 1: these wear ited me? And how do we use it?

564
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 3: But I like the take of are you actually using this?

565
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 1: Yes?

566
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 3: That's a good angle, I think because.

567
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,880
Speaker 1: I feel like most of these lists are compiled by

568
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 1: parents of gen.

569
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:34,399
Speaker 3: Z or Yeah on Sleek and it's like, yeah.

570
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 1: I mean some of these I'm just like, do you

571
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,800
Speaker 1: really need to include Like it'll be like they'll be

572
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:45,439
Speaker 1: vibe on this yeah b D where it's like we

573
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,920
Speaker 1: know what that is and they're not using that.

574
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 4: And I feel like there's also like, I I just

575
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 4: turned twenty six, so yeah, I keep thinking twenty.

576
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 3: Five rent a car last week?

577
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:58,400
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it was your birthday last week? Ship,

578
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,920
Speaker 4: I'm like, not a birthday girl, Like I'm you aren't. No,

579
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 4: Like I love celebrating others, but I don't really that.

580
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:06,399
Speaker 1: Doesn't track because I always say, if you want to

581
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,639
Speaker 1: know who to send a birthday gift to or to

582
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:13,480
Speaker 1: celebrate the birthday. Whoever celebrates yours, you got like do like.

583
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 1: If you want to know who cares about their birthday

584
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,919
Speaker 1: being acknowledged, check on the person who always acknowledges yours. Yeah,

585
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 1: gip anyone who skips yours. But if they care about yours,

586
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 1: you got to care about them because they are a

587
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 1: birthday girly. How you are a birthday girly? Did you

588
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:28,120
Speaker 1: do anything special?

589
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:28,879
Speaker 3: No?

590
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 1: Did you get anything special?

591
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 4: I got this bracelet?

592
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,920
Speaker 1: Oh okay, where's that from?

593
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 2: Oh?

594
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:37,120
Speaker 3: Your whoam?

595
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god? How much are we talking for this?

596
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 1: Nine ninety five? No? Probably like six six? Okay, okay,

597
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 1: it's amazing, Yeah, got no kidding?

598
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, just like that. Really, if I'm a hypergirl, I

599
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 4: like want something, I just buy it for myself.

600
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 1: I know, you know, yeah, I agree, But I.

601
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 2: Do think that birthday energy.

602
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,680
Speaker 4: I say, yeah, I love celebrating other people like I

603
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 4: love to make other people feel like on top of

604
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 4: the you know, because I think it's good to let

605
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:03,400
Speaker 4: people up like.

606
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,160
Speaker 1: But you don't want it for yourself.

607
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 4: No, I get very like kind of shy, and.

608
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 1: I'm the same. Noah didn't want, Like when she was

609
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,199
Speaker 1: getting married, she was very uncomfortable with the idea of

610
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,159
Speaker 1: like having everyone to look at her like, are you

611
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 1: the same way?

612
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 4: Yes, Like I could not be Like I love being

613
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 4: behind the scenes and like a part of it, but

614
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 4: I could never be it right.

615
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 1: I I hate birthdays because I'm like, I didn't do

616
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 1: anything to and I only want to be celebrated for

617
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,720
Speaker 1: something I've done. And even then I'm like, I didn't

618
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 1: really do this. I was just born with this brain.

619
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 1: I'm lucky, Like I dismiss it all. So it's very weird. Okay,

620
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 1: so let's go over some gen z terms, shall we. Yeah,

621
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 1: and gen z is almost like old.

622
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 4: Now say something I feel like now the words that

623
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 4: people are using that are younger than me, Yeah, like

624
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 4: thirteen fourteen, and I'm like, ohio what?

625
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 6: Oh no?

626
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 1: Not ohio? Is the new thing that Jen Alpha is

627
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:03,880
Speaker 1: saying to describe something that is lame as your ohio?

628
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 1: It's really you, guys, okay.

629
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 3: Alpha kids, you're you're over a girl news Millennials.

630
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 1: I used to feel so cool because I was a millennial.

631
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 1: Now it's it's every everyone ages you guys, like we

632
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 1: all become the joke the.

633
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 4: Joke, but you had cool stuff like I just learned

634
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 4: about like t r L a couple of months ago.

635
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 1: Here t r L was amazing.

636
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 4: I would have loved it, and I know I would you.

637
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 3: Times square the sign yes and you got to choose

638
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 3: you yes, like I remember like me and my shid

639
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 3: had friends all voting for Tom Green's The bum Bums.

640
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 2: Yeah.

641
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: For the VJ search, that was my favorite because they

642
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 1: was like you could become a famous person. You're a

643
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 1: normal person and you could become a famous person just

644
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 1: by going to audition. So they would search for a

645
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 1: VJ and they would go world, they would go from

646
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 1: town totown. It was like American Idol, but they were

647
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 1: searching for a VJ, which is like just one of

648
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 1: the commentators on MTV that would like introduce videos video

649
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 1: jockey for like DJ, like this jockey is video jockey.

650
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 1: So they called the VJs an MTV.

651
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 3: So that was like old school Lingo and member television.

652
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 2: Dave Holmes, Dave Holmes, He's just a sweet guy.

653
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 1: Second place, Second place, he was Jesse Camp Jesse. Jesse

654
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,239
Speaker 1: was my favorite though I really wanted to see to him.

655
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 1: Even though Dave has stayed around.

656
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 2: He was so smart, like Dave is so smart meritocracy

657
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 2: like he would have won absolutely.

658
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 1: But Jesse was wild and gangly and just a party

659
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 1: animal and was destined, which they only picked one. Yeah,

660
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 1: so you would pick one and that year it would

661
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 1: be like every year a nude. It was the search

662
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 1: for a VJ. And it was a huge event. I

663
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: mean for me at least, it was a gigantic because

664
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 1: I was like I could do I could be famous.

665
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 2: I wanted Jesse Camp so bad because Dave Holmes is

666
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 2: like so smart and he was like really talented and

667
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 2: like well put together. But Jesse Camp he was kind

668
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 2: of like if you found like a cigarette on the street.

669
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 1: Pour cels over it, put it under a black line

670
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 1: and grew it to a person. Yeah, he was wild.

671
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 1: And he's missing, I think. I mean, like I don't

672
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 1: know where he is.

673
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 2: I think every five years somebody finds him on tiptop,

674
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 2: mostly like walking up to people at adel Taco.

675
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: But Dave Holmes is like still around, still an author,

676
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 1: still doing incredible things. He's a host, He's he's he

677
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 1: is a podcast, Dave Holmes. He is a podcast where

678
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:44,920
Speaker 1: he is going over like great moments in MTV History

679
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 1: or something like that. He was just on Chris's podcast

680
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 1: talking about it. He's he's from Saint Louis.

681
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 2: I love him so much. I love him so much.

682
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 1: So he's so so smart.

683
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 2: I got really into this movie and I like posted

684
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 2: on Twitter and then he like DM me. He's like,

685
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 2: that was my favorite movie as a kid. Nobody. It's

686
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 2: called star Struck. It's like an Australian musical, so obscure truck.

687
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: Okay, that's so cool. Dave Holmes d M. Yeah.

688
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 2: He was like, he's like we should He's like, you

689
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 2: should be we should talk about this more like we

690
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 2: should get the trick.

691
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 1: Oh. I saw him at Walgreens once when I was

692
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 1: like on Christmas vacation coming home and because he's from

693
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 1: Saint Louis and he was at my local Walgreens and

694
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 1: I was just like about to collapse because I was

695
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 1: behind him and like couldn't breathe because he was so

696
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 1: famous and he was at my Walgreens in de Pair, Missouri.

697
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 1: It was wild. He's so he's so cool.

698
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 2: It makes no sense when you see like a famous

699
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 2: person in your hometown.

700
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't. And that's why when people see me

701
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 1: and they don't know I live in Saint Louis and

702
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 1: they'll recognize me and they're always like sometimes they're just

703
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 1: so fine about They're just like, oh, you were great

704
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 1: on the roofs and I'm like, and I go. They'll

705
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 1: be like, what do you do in in entire like

706
00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:00,160
Speaker 1: there's so casually go I live here, and like, how

707
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 1: did you not know I lived here? When you were

708
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 1: so casual about seeing me at TJ Max in Brentwood,

709
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 1: Like how is that? How were you not?

710
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 3: Like?

711
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 1: What the fuck are you doing here? What are you doing?

712
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 2: This should be a bigger moment.

713
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 1: I mean I always just put myself in their shoes

714
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 1: of like if I saw someone that I didn't know

715
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 1: lived in my town, in a small suburb of my town,

716
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 1: I'd freak out.

717
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 3: I saw Barack and Wendy's today.

718
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 1: People are just so cool.

719
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 2: I guess I'm just yeah, I guess I'm a faith

720
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 2: so important so important to me, Like because I remember

721
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 2: being thirteen and like meeting Kevin Smith in but it

722
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 2: was in his comic book store he owned, like and

723
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 2: I still was like almost crying.

724
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 1: Because you know what's cool about it? I know that

725
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: people are someone wrote to me recently shout out to

726
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 1: my friend Amy and she was like, she goes famous.

727
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 1: She was like, I almost think famous people care about

728
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 1: famous people more than anyone does. And you guys keep

729
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 1: your own bullshit going. She didn't say bullshit because she

730
00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 1: was trying to be nice, but she was like, no

731
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: one else cares about famous people as much as you

732
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: famous people talking about famous people. And I will agree, like,

733
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 1: that's why we end up doing this is because we're

734
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 1: attracted to the the glitz, the glitz and the glamour.

735
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,319
Speaker 1: And but I will let me just say, it's not

736
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 1: like an empty pursuit. It's very cool to see someone

737
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,880
Speaker 1: that everyone in the world knows. It makes you feel

738
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:24,359
Speaker 1: connected to everyone on the planet. When I'm about to

739
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:27,360
Speaker 1: interview someone who's one of the top three famous people

740
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 1: in the world, that if you go to a tribe

741
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,279
Speaker 1: in Africa and they would recognize this person's saying that

742
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 1: is interesting to me that I know that person or

743
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 1: that I've seen that person. It makes me that's so funny.

744
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,799
Speaker 1: It makes you feel connected to the world because we

745
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 1: just how often do you see someone that every like,

746
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:52,839
Speaker 1: everyone knows. I just for some reason, I think that

747
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 1: that's why fame is interesting to me, is that it

748
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 1: connects us all in some way.

749
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,240
Speaker 3: Can I say something about vjays? When I was twelve

750
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 3: years old, of said something on MTV that just like

751
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:04,880
Speaker 3: for some reason impacted me and I remember it to

752
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 3: this day.

753
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, please, I love these moments.

754
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 3: It was that spring break MTV VJ spring break or whatever,

755
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 3: and the VJ said, a hard body is always in style. Oh,

756
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:19,319
Speaker 3: and that just like got ingrained into my brain. I

757
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:20,800
Speaker 3: was like twelve, and I was like, is that true?

758
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 1: Wow, these moments, Yeah, a hard body is always in style.

759
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 1: And even to this day you think about that, and

760
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 1: it does she was so cool.

761
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 3: Whoever that VJ was.

762
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 1: Does it sometimes propel you to do that extra rep

763
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 1: like that moment, like do you think it's like?

764
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,840
Speaker 3: I think so. I think it really impacted me. It

765
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 3: like went into my like reptilian brain and it emerges

766
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:42,920
Speaker 3: every every couple of weeks.

767
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 1: I I I'm trying to think of moments like that

768
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:49,320
Speaker 1: that impacted me too. And I think my aunt telling

769
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,360
Speaker 1: me that you'll never get a date if you eat

770
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 1: like that. Wow wow, And I remember being like I

771
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 1: don't want one, Like I remember wanting to keep eating

772
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 1: like that because I hated boys and I didn't want

773
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 1: a date. But now it it will sometimes affect me

774
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,359
Speaker 1: when I think about when I catch myself eating like that,

775
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,800
Speaker 1: it will echo through my head. But like cultural moments

776
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 1: like that.

777
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 3: I do because she was so cool and so much

778
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:14,239
Speaker 3: cooler than I could ever imagine being, and then she

779
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 3: said that, and at the time, actually, now that I

780
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 3: think about it, when I was in middle school, I

781
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:23,839
Speaker 3: was a pretty chubby kid. And the summer from middle

782
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 3: school to high school, I started working out and I

783
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 3: became a skinny kid. And I actually, in my high

784
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,799
Speaker 3: school yearbook got most changed since middle school. And I

785
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 3: wonder if it's because that DJ said that.

786
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 2: Honestly, I've been spending like the last two minutes thinking

787
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 2: of what BJ it is. I feel like it's you know, Lewis.

788
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 2: I feel like I was as.

789
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:47,839
Speaker 3: I have her in my head.

790
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:52,320
Speaker 1: Let me look up a she's she's black, maybe so.

791
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 3: Beautiful, a non Deluis.

792
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,720
Speaker 2: As a boy, I was just so upsessed with an Luis.

793
00:36:58,800 --> 00:36:59,399
Speaker 3: Yeah that's her.

794
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 2: Yep, Yeah, she's definitely she. Honestly, she respects a hard body.

795
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: It will never not be in style to have a

796
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 1: hard body. I remember, you know, one that stands out

797
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:16,360
Speaker 1: to me just thinking about it is clueless, where Cher says,

798
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,800
Speaker 1: I want to be five to ten just like Cindy Crawford,

799
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 1: and she won't she won't drink coffee because it's stunt

800
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 1: your growth. And I want to be five ten like

801
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,799
Speaker 1: Cindy Crawford. And I always was like and because I'm

802
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 1: five nine, I always feel like I just want to

803
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 1: And when I meet girls who are five ten, I'm like,

804
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 1: like Cindy Crawford and they're like what, and I okay,

805
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 1: little less.

806
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 4: I don't know.

807
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 2: That stuck in my head, the five ten only because

808
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 2: like I was, I was on Wikipedia this week and

809
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 2: like I saw that, like the girl from Bottoms Havana,

810
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 2: Roselu Lou got cast and I clicked on her Wikipedia

811
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 2: and she's a model, And then I was like it

812
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:50,799
Speaker 2: said she was five four and a half. I'm like,

813
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 2: she's not a model.

814
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 1: Immediately, like anyone can be a model, though now these

815
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 1: days just say you're a model.

816
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 2: If you're ugly, yeah, listen, I'm woken, could be a.

817
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 1: Mom and if you're discussed, even if you're a terrorist, okay,

818
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 1: oh we have to go to break and we'll be

819
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:12,399
Speaker 1: back with gen z terms after this break Okay, noah,

820
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 1: hit hit it all right. Have you heard of the

821
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:20,319
Speaker 1: term bustin'. Yeah, I've heard of bustin Do you know

822
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 1: what busting is?

823
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 2: Wait?

824
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:22,880
Speaker 3: I think I want I want to guess.

825
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 4: What because I don't need to use it in a

826
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 4: sentence to Is.

827
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 3: That the equivalent of like hustling, like you're really pushing

828
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 3: hard and working.

829
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 1: Hard, And I think it means like beat up?

830
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 2: I think it means busting.

831
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:37,760
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, like like coming.

832
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:45,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think it's that. Like do you want

833
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 4: to tell you what it is?

834
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 1: Yeah?

835
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 4: Okay, So busting is like I feel like really good,

836
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 4: Like that's.

837
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 3: Bustin' Okay, why why?

838
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,840
Speaker 1: Of course? What does it come from?

839
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 3: People who ride buses are generally did not feeling good?

840
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm trying to think of what that would

841
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 1: because I'm seated, makes sense, it's like, oh I have

842
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 1: to sit down and prepare myself for this information like

843
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,359
Speaker 1: that track. But busting, I'm just like where could that.

844
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 2: Have Portuguese origin?

845
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 4: No?

846
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 1: I don't know.

847
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 4: No, bus just means like that's really good, like people

848
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 4: would be like busting, especially in regards to food, like

849
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 4: food is.

850
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:28,239
Speaker 3: Busting your table like a bus boy that.

851
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 2: It means it's.

852
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:33,280
Speaker 4: Bus or like you could just comment again or prepare

853
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 4: busting by.

854
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:35,919
Speaker 3: The time you finish explaining this, it's.

855
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,800
Speaker 1: Going to be busting period or do you just write busting?

856
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 2: No?

857
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 4: Inna funny because you're on your podcast you were like

858
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 4: Emily said period and she didn't mean to, but I did.

859
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 1: Oh god it so because sometimes I will say period

860
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:54,279
Speaker 1: when I'm dictating and it will write period like she did.

861
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 1: She know you meant to say. I do know that now,

862
00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 1: like I think that I fucked up that day, but

863
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: I do know when you write period that you're saying period.

864
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:03,320
Speaker 3: Period.

865
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: Now period, period is like.

866
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 4: The word for an exclamation point, I exclamation point like

867
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 4: that'd be like, you know, it's just literally.

868
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 1: Makes no fucking period.

869
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 4: T No, well we've cut the last letter.

870
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:18,240
Speaker 1: It's period with a period.

871
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:21,360
Speaker 3: Okay, Yes, I love it. I love period. Period. I

872
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 3: never used starting to use it.

873
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 1: What if you're dictating I got my period dot dot

874
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 1: dot period period period like period, like so you're trying

875
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,880
Speaker 1: to dictate that I got my period. Dictate like dictating

876
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 1: like like you know, like you're talking your phone.

877
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 3: Like you don't dictator done that, well, you got to

878
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 3: start a.

879
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 1: Phone No, I like, you have never dictated.

880
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 4: I did not know what.

881
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 1: Wait, you've never done this of.

882
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 3: Like, oh wait, what about? What what about if you're

883
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 3: driving and you want to send a text.

884
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 4: Voice memo, No, what you've never known the period?

885
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,839
Speaker 1: See that's what I thought you did, because it's will

886
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,759
Speaker 1: do a period and sometimes it will just write the

887
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 1: word period, which you meant to say period. That if I'm.

888
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 4: Driving, I I will literally like hit the voice memo

889
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,440
Speaker 4: thing and I would just start talking.

890
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 1: So if I want to do what ellipses, can I

891
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 1: say period, period, period, Like let's find that I just

892
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: got my period period, period, period, period, period. Okay, no,

893
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:32,239
Speaker 1: it just did not and only I just got my

894
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:35,800
Speaker 1: period period and then period period like the word period,

895
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 1: then the simple period, then the word period and then

896
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:43,759
Speaker 1: the simple period. Wow, you dictate, I dictate probably.

897
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,719
Speaker 4: Actually have something to say about that, because I feel

898
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 4: like millennials, it's so hard to read your tone through

899
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 4: text and why how text and be like are.

900
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 1: They mad at me? Like okay, we need to talk

901
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 1: about this a lot.

902
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,800
Speaker 4: And now that I know her, No, at first I didn't,

903
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 4: but now that I've like been with her a lot

904
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:03,400
Speaker 4: and like gotten closer there I understand, but I get

905
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 4: that a lot where people will just even in like

906
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 4: me talking, people think I'm being I will not understand

907
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 4: my tone and I'm almost never like like like if

908
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,320
Speaker 4: I'm pissed, uh, it's I'm.

909
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,879
Speaker 1: Doing it so passive aggressively that you'll be like you

910
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:21,440
Speaker 1: it won't ever be obvious.

911
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:24,400
Speaker 4: But like you know what, things versus thanks girl are

912
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 4: very different.

913
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 3: Thanks period.

914
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 1: I try to do.

915
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 4: Thanks exclamation mark you do if you don't, or like

916
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 4: if someone says okay, period, might as well just go

917
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:33,840
Speaker 4: fuck yourself?

918
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 1: Oh rat is like yeah, And I did this on

919
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 1: girls Chat recently because I said something that like was

920
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 1: it seems like I was being bitchy in my tone

921
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:45,400
Speaker 1: And the girls listen to the podcast so they know

922
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 1: that if you extend one of the words that makes

923
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: you can say anything. You can be like I hate

924
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:53,879
Speaker 1: your hair cut and if you just write tttt, it's

925
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 1: like nice to be like to say that, or like,

926
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 1: you know, I don't want to be friends anymore more,

927
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 1: and then it not is not mean even though you're

928
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 1: saying something like if you extend it right, like, doesn't

929
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 1: that mean if I go thanks with a bunch of essays,

930
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 1: doesn't I don't need to put that will make it well?

931
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:12,360
Speaker 4: Versus l are very different.

932
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 3: Yes, but in real life you add a bunch of

933
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,280
Speaker 3: SS's to thanks, it's like it's like a devil.

934
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, thanks.

935
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:26,799
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel you're making me feel so

936
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:30,399
Speaker 2: young because I am just so young, because I take

937
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 2: offense to every text I get.

938
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:35,799
Speaker 4: Really I over analyzed text like no tomorrow, I will

939
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 4: sit it because.

940
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 1: Something and when we read the converse, I am.

941
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 2: A I am a permanent victims to.

942
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 4: Me, like, the worst thing is that I do it

943
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 4: like I have my read receipts. You do you guys?

944
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 2: Do that?

945
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 4: Is that a non a millennial thing.

946
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 1: I don't like read receipts. Sometimes they're like accidentally clicked

947
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:54,840
Speaker 1: on for me. And when I realize someone's been like,

948
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 1: oh yeah, victim of my read receipts, I feel like

949
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 1: it's just I don't like see I have.

950
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 4: My I'm anxious, like I always have to reply to

951
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 4: people in three seconds and if I don't like call

952
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 4: nine one one, I'm probably okay, Like I reply and

953
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 4: seven you do you always do?

954
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 1: I know, I know, but I understand it's part of

955
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 1: your job to do that. But like, I will not

956
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 1: be mad if you don't get back to my text

957
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,319
Speaker 1: in like plus twenty four years, but I don't like

958
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 1: I understand that. But like and also you're you're both

959
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 1: so nice. No one's ever mad at you, and if

960
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 1: they are, she's not listen, people could be mad at Brian.

961
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 1: He he shit, He's someone that I could see people

962
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:34,799
Speaker 1: like maybe being being like I didn't like your top,

963
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 1: like getting into the thing with you. Both are such

964
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 1: fucking people pleasers and in an amazing way. But literally,

965
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:43,359
Speaker 1: I can't imagine anyone ever being mad at either of you.

966
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 1: Who you who you care about being bad? Anyone who

967
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,279
Speaker 1: you're like, are they mad at me? They aren't, I

968
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 1: assure you, yeah, because you are so nice you and

969
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,240
Speaker 1: I don't say this for everyone, but one hundred percent

970
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 1: you too. Even Noah. I would say, maybe someone could

971
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 1: be bad at her, like she's she could be a

972
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 1: ballbuster sometimes she steps her mind. You two are fucking

973
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 1: like just you're so and you're just people placers, which

974
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 1: is I am one two to a degree but not

975
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: like the.

976
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 3: Two and nine.

977
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's oh interesting, any grand.

978
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:14,920
Speaker 2: A nine out of ten yeah, yeah, oh absolutely, I

979
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,439
Speaker 2: have I have a text story with my friend where

980
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 2: the whole, the whole, our whole text threat because we're

981
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:22,799
Speaker 2: on a bunch of group chats is us telling no

982
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:26,279
Speaker 2: one's mad at us, no one's thinking about we just

983
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:30,239
Speaker 2: we just talk about how the us.

984
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:33,359
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, Like I just can't even. It's

985
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,759
Speaker 1: so funny because this reminds me of me too, Like

986
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 1: all the guys that were worried that they had done

987
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 1: something wrong to women were the ones that like right

988
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 1: after me, too happened, and you're like, as a girl, noah,

989
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 1: you you know this too, and maybe you're a little

990
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 1: too young for it when it like broke in twenty eighteen,

991
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 1: like every guy in your life was suddenly like kind

992
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:52,239
Speaker 1: of like, dude, what did I do wrong? And each

993
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 1: of the guys that worried maybe about doing something, there's

994
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 1: no chance they ever did anything. So it's like it's

995
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 1: almost a sign that if you are worried, people are

996
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 1: mad at you. I just want to let besties know

997
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 1: if that's something that plagues you, you're probably a person

998
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 1: where no one's ever met at you except maybe your

999
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,320
Speaker 1: wife or like someone who you like has a reason

1000
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:12,160
Speaker 1: or your dad, like your siblings who you might have had.

1001
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 3: I remember when like Hitler went to is compatriots and

1002
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:15,719
Speaker 3: was like, do.

1003
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 2: You guys exactly?

1004
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 1: No, that guy does not worry about anyone someone like that, Yeah,

1005
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 1: and not that we're more like like I can understand

1006
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:28,799
Speaker 1: someone thinking. But and by the way, I'm never going

1007
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 1: to be mad at you too. I know it's hard.

1008
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 3: It's hard for Nikki to get mad at people. In fact,

1009
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 3: you kind of like when there's like a little bit

1010
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:37,360
Speaker 3: of tension.

1011
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,359
Speaker 1: I love a debate. I love a like a kind

1012
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 1: of like what that's not what I meant? What did

1013
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 1: you like? I like I feel closer to someone after that.

1014
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 1: But I understand that it is it makes people nervous sometimes.

1015
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 1: Please you too. If I can take anything off your plate,

1016
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 1: it's that I can promise you for the rest of

1017
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 1: my life. I can't promise anything for the rest of

1018
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 1: my life. I will I'll probably drink again before I

1019
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:58,360
Speaker 1: will ever be mad at both.

1020
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:01,799
Speaker 3: Of you, and I promise that this simultaneous.

1021
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 1: There's just no way I'd ever be mad at you.

1022
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 1: Even if you fucked up so badly, I would just

1023
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 1: go They didn't mean to like, I just know in

1024
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:10,560
Speaker 1: my heart that neither of you would ever do anything

1025
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 1: purposely to hurt me. So there's like, even if you

1026
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 1: fuck up, just know that I won't be mad at

1027
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 1: you because it's a fuck up. Like, just give yourself that,

1028
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:20,719
Speaker 1: so at least leave. I don't ever want to be

1029
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 1: a part of your you. I don't want to ever

1030
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:24,799
Speaker 1: keep you up at night because you're worried that I

1031
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 1: might be mad at you because it is literally yeah,

1032
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 1: so I can't think that, but but I you know,

1033
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,439
Speaker 1: it's easier said than done letting that out of your head.

1034
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:35,800
Speaker 1: But okay, final thought, a couple more gen z terms. Okay,

1035
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 1: what is delulu delusion? Oh she's so de Lulu. I

1036
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: heard that on f Bay Island.

1037
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 2: That's fine, It's fine.

1038
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:49,920
Speaker 4: Definitely is like a great equivalent to de Lulu is

1039
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 4: just saying like wow, this is.

1040
00:47:52,360 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god. The panel just falls along for anybody

1041
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:09,919
Speaker 1: that's that's okay. Yeah, you you both are Delula, we're delulah. Okay,

1042
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 1: so what was the word?

1043
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:12,719
Speaker 4: Okay, So like I would just say like, okay, this

1044
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:18,359
Speaker 4: is like so detour but the island the girl love

1045
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 4: to say side sidebars go, Yeah, you can't just switch

1046
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 4: topics mid conversation, you always have to say sidebar but

1047
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:26,239
Speaker 4: that's another yeah. But on Love Island, this girl Leah

1048
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 4: would always be like that's crazy, and it's like this

1049
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:30,920
Speaker 4: clip and blow person, that's crazy. So everyone will just

1050
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 4: comment like that's all caps crazy.

1051
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 1: Okay, well that just seems.

1052
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 4: But it has a new meaning now it's different.

1053
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:43,239
Speaker 5: Crazy means crazy, like if you say like, wow, this

1054
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 5: is crazy before it met mentally ill, and now it

1055
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 5: just means like like, well I gotta fight back on

1056
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 5: this one, yes, but you have to be all caps yes.

1057
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 4: So like people would be like, wow, this is actually crazy,

1058
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 4: like and I know that this sounds weird guys, but

1059
00:48:58,480 --> 00:48:59,800
Speaker 4: I promise it really not.

1060
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean doesn't mean but we think crazy

1061
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 3: means something else too. We don't think when we say crazy,

1062
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:09,000
Speaker 3: we don't mean mentally ill. Need to say it's.

1063
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 2: Wild crazy wild, Like I kind of.

1064
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 4: Use the right like like if you had a question mark,

1065
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 4: Like I had question marks a lot, but I don't

1066
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:18,640
Speaker 4: really mean them, Like when you said that about your

1067
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:19,560
Speaker 4: like stunning.

1068
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 2: I'm like, sun, well, I use question marks because of

1069
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:29,439
Speaker 2: the people pleasing where I'm like soft it is.

1070
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 1: And you kind of have that cadence anyway where you go.

1071
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm going to see a ghost tonight.

1072
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 1: Like it's kind of like your tone the question.

1073
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:42,359
Speaker 2: I have a very strange tone.

1074
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 3: That's my decision.

1075
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:49,359
Speaker 1: Okay, next one, real more more of them? Okay, how

1076
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 1: about f R f R.

1077
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know the abbreviations because I have to, like

1078
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 3: we have, we all have to evaluate comments.

1079
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 1: I think, see I don't for real for real.

1080
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 3: Okay, there's a bunch, but I can't come up with

1081
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 3: them right now.

1082
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,839
Speaker 1: Okay, I know, let's do more abbreviation. How about hem

1083
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 1: hem hem?

1084
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 2: I think that's anti Semitic. I love.

1085
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 1: So I have no idea what that is hem hem?

1086
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:24,320
Speaker 4: Can you give it in a context?

1087
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 2: That is how an Israeli man would say.

1088
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 4: Hi, is it like supposed to be like a guy

1089
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 4: like heme? Like as in refer to a boy.

1090
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,439
Speaker 7: Okay, well, the sample sentence is the new boy is heme?

1091
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 7: Exclamation point?

1092
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1093
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 3: But then I say heme? So you can't figure it out?

1094
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 2: You know who's that?

1095
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:45,320
Speaker 3: Like?

1096
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:51,799
Speaker 2: He is funky guy from Euphoria he is he hem? Yes,

1097
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 2: We're just.

1098
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:59,759
Speaker 1: That one's not catching, like Ringo in the biopic by

1099
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 1: Perfect Barry.

1100
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 3: I don't know that is he's like from from Okay,

1101
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,240
Speaker 3: I gotta say sulburn guy.

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00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 1: Hot to bathtub suck guy. Yeah, the other guy in

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00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:19,720
Speaker 1: the bathtub is he isn't Jacob a lording?

1104
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:24,360
Speaker 2: The first time I saw Jacob Alardi, I am a

1105
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 2: straight father of one, and I.

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00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:35,320
Speaker 1: Literally went, it's rare that I like, am stop on

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00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 1: Instagram and like zoom and just kind of like what

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00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 1: the And he's one that stopped me in my track?

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00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:43,240
Speaker 1: Who does he date? Kaya?

1110
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:44,640
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1111
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 1: Who does he dates?

1112
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 4: Olivia Jade?

1113
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:49,879
Speaker 1: A famous person's daughter?

1114
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:51,759
Speaker 6: Is she the u? S?

1115
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 4: She sure is?

1116
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 1: Rowing?

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00:51:58,840 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 3: He is?

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00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:01,720
Speaker 1: He is she same one? She is? Sheame?

1119
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:08,359
Speaker 7: I'm starting out, well, he is a total package. It's

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00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 7: like a better version of something.

1121
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:20,880
Speaker 1: Okay, that's next up. Okay, what about k M S

1122
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 1: kill myself?

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00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 2: Really? Yeah, I use MS.

1124
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 1: Get an airline.

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00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:34,720
Speaker 3: Kill myself.

1126
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 1: I thought we had to say, like on a live

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00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,080
Speaker 1: of my like, wouldn't.

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00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:38,080
Speaker 4: It be it?

1129
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1130
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 4: You like don't but I don't. I don't really say

1131
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:45,320
Speaker 4: I know what it means, but I don't say I

1132
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:46,240
Speaker 4: would send the skull.

1133
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:52,480
Speaker 2: Like a deadline article. I'm gonna KM.

1134
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:56,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, Amji, what Sean is saying is that when someone

1135
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 1: in the business, if we think gets something that doesn't

1136
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 1: deserve it, we will send the deadline article to our

1137
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 1: friends and kill myself.

1138
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:08,440
Speaker 3: Yes, if you if in that same scenario you sent

1139
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:11,360
Speaker 3: a skull emoji, that to me would mean a positive reaction.

1140
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:14,399
Speaker 1: Absolutely, I'm dead, guys.

1141
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 4: No skull means like or like casket or like the tombstone.

1142
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 1: Oh see, I would have thought that means like I'm dead,

1143
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 1: like this is amazing, like kill me. I can just be.

1144
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 1: It depends on the context.

1145
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 3: Okay, Like what if you're like my grandma just died

1146
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 3: skull emoji dark.

1147
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 4: Dark person like that I would do, Like if I

1148
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 4: posted something wrong, Let's say, right.

1149
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 2: Did somebody is coffin?

1150
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 1: Okay, let me quickly ask about your aura ring and like,

1151
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:46,239
Speaker 1: what what's sleep with it? Yeah? Like how does it work?

1152
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:47,840
Speaker 1: Like it's a it's a ring that you wear that

1153
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 1: tracks your like data about So sidebar, sidebar door side.

1154
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:57,320
Speaker 3: Podcast is a series of sidebars.

1155
00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:01,440
Speaker 1: Really it should be called sidebar sidebar. Wait should be

1156
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 1: nominal that Oh my god may change. Okay, sidebar a ring?

1157
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:07,920
Speaker 1: I really like, what do you want to know? I

1158
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:10,560
Speaker 1: just want to know it doesn't work and like what

1159
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 1: does it tell you? And like what why why should

1160
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 1: I get one?

1161
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 4: Okay, here's my sales pitch. So I like it because

1162
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:19,760
Speaker 4: I'm a very anxious person, Like I just run very anxious,

1163
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:21,879
Speaker 4: Like we're are work and what we do. Obviously, it's

1164
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 4: like it's a stressful thing. Yeah, especially for me, like

1165
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:25,719
Speaker 4: I have to stay. I was at a wedding and

1166
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:27,840
Speaker 4: I was she's at the ummies and I literally everyone's like,

1167
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:30,399
Speaker 4: don't be on your phone. I'm like, oh my god, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1168
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:32,200
Speaker 4: you know, like that's just my life. So it tells

1169
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 4: you like I'll often feel like really tired, or like

1170
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 4: at twelve I'll be like, oh, like I have a headache,

1171
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:37,839
Speaker 4: I'm sleepy, and it will tell you like you had

1172
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:40,239
Speaker 4: a really unrestful sleep. You are really stressed at the

1173
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:41,520
Speaker 4: hours of three to six. So if you have a

1174
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:43,840
Speaker 4: headache at twelve pm, this is why. It's not like

1175
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:46,239
Speaker 4: you're dying and I'm web mding like oh, so you

1176
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 4: will go down like you feel tired of me, Like,

1177
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:50,279
Speaker 4: am I dying?

1178
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:50,879
Speaker 1: Am I dying?

1179
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 4: Did that call?

1180
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:53,959
Speaker 1: Data was confirmed? You should be tired, girl. You should

1181
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:54,560
Speaker 1: have it's like.

1182
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:56,839
Speaker 4: Today, don't work out, you slept so poorly that it's

1183
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 4: going to hurt you more.

1184
00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 2: Than help you.

1185
00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:01,680
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, for what gets off a plane.

1186
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 2: Like a doctor on your fingers, that would be you

1187
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:07,040
Speaker 2: need to get that.

1188
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:08,719
Speaker 1: You need to get one, and it's.

1189
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:10,919
Speaker 3: I don't need more data.

1190
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:12,400
Speaker 2: That's what I need.

1191
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:14,080
Speaker 1: It tells you your stress.

1192
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:18,719
Speaker 4: It tells your stress stress, engaged, relaxed, or restored. Right now,

1193
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:20,400
Speaker 4: podcast have been very stressed.

1194
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 1: Apparently, But that makes sense because it's like.

1195
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 4: It tells you like how stressed you are in your

1196
00:55:26,719 --> 00:55:30,320
Speaker 4: heart rate, your readiness scores, like today I'm solid for resilience,

1197
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:32,399
Speaker 4: like I could take on the world.

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00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:35,040
Speaker 3: Wait, so it tells you you're resilience.

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Speaker 2: What it's like You got this girl, like when I

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00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 2: had COVID.

1201
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:41,960
Speaker 4: When I had COVID, this is how I found it.

1202
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 1: I had COVID.

1203
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:45,800
Speaker 4: Wait, because my temperature it was like your body temperature decrease,

1204
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 4: you're breathing.

1205
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 1: It's a mood ring that works.

1206
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:49,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I got this one because I feel like

1207
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 4: if you don't look at it quick, you don't know,

1208
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:52,440
Speaker 4: like it looks like I would wear this. Yeah, it's

1209
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 4: like it's already yeah, but yeah, but it is like

1210
00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:57,960
Speaker 4: five hundred dollars. Okay, it's the app you pay for

1211
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:01,520
Speaker 4: each month with a hatch alarm?

1212
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:04,000
Speaker 1: What's a hatch alarm? Is that the one that lights up?

1213
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:04,399
Speaker 6: Yes?

1214
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:07,239
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Chris has one and it is so

1215
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:10,680
Speaker 1: good you like obsess you wake up. You don't think

1216
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 1: you'll wake up from a light and like burden chirping

1217
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 1: and like gentle music. It really works in this really

1218
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:19,920
Speaker 1: gentle way and it's not annoying.

1219
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:20,680
Speaker 4: Because it's gradual.

1220
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:23,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really really good Hatch and I fall.

1221
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:25,960
Speaker 4: Asleep to the like it's like a rainstorm. You can

1222
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:28,879
Speaker 4: choose it thirty minutes it will like gradually. I've read

1223
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 4: light give like five dollars.

1224
00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:33,920
Speaker 3: Why is it everything monthly? Can't you just buy we

1225
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:37,480
Speaker 3: live at a perfect side? I mean I just buy

1226
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 3: a thing that does speaking.

1227
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 1: Of perfectly elevate the app. Heard us talking about Catch?

1228
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:46,400
Speaker 3: Can you do the same? Please? I mean we can't.

1229
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:47,160
Speaker 1: Request it hatch?

1230
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:48,239
Speaker 6: No, just me?

1231
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 1: Then that's I think it's against the law to request this.

1232
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:55,880
Speaker 3: Hatch whatever you do? What's lifetime membership?

1233
00:56:57,040 --> 00:57:00,160
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a plugola plugola Like there's a law I'll

1234
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:03,319
Speaker 1: call it that. Well, there's a law against like doing

1235
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:05,279
Speaker 1: like they have to buy an ad for us to

1236
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 1: like get a profit from talking about it, so we

1237
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:11,000
Speaker 1: can't be like, we'll talk, we'll like do a back deal.

1238
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 1: But I didn't do a back deal with Elevate. I

1239
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:15,600
Speaker 1: just talked about their app, and so they gave us

1240
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:18,000
Speaker 1: and I was a little critical of it, and they

1241
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 1: said they're fixing the bugs that I fix, and they're

1242
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 1: giving me, you and Noah a lifetime subscription.

1243
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:27,920
Speaker 3: Who needs when you have Elevate.

1244
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:30,240
Speaker 1: I mean I don't. I don't think they track your

1245
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,560
Speaker 1: heart rate, but I don't need them to because mine's

1246
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:34,600
Speaker 1: stable because I have Elevate, and I know you're going

1247
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 1: to have I know you have a great vocabulary. I'm

1248
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:41,200
Speaker 1: going to be smart and I'm fighting off dementia. Oh

1249
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 1: the puzzles.

1250
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 3: Yes, Elevate is great. Fr fr skull emoji.

1251
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 1: I really just we'll get into it tomorrow. But I

1252
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 1: want to draw everyone's attention to a New York Times

1253
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 1: article that came out today, starring our very own Brian Frangie.

1254
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:02,480
Speaker 1: It is in the New York Times, The New York

1255
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:02,840
Speaker 1: Times New.

1256
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 3: York Times Style Section. I'm trying to find out if

1257
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:08,240
Speaker 3: it's in print, but I assume it would be. Yeah,

1258
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:10,760
Speaker 3: I mean it's I asked my friends in New York

1259
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:12,480
Speaker 3: because we have the La Times here, it's not as

1260
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 3: easy to get the New York Times as you would think.

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00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:16,040
Speaker 1: God, no, you probably have to go to like that

1262
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:17,919
Speaker 1: news stand in Beverly Hills.

1263
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:19,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1264
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 1: But what is the title of it? I had to

1265
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:24,440
Speaker 1: pulled up and now it's gone. Oh I'll find it.

1266
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:28,040
Speaker 7: Yes, Apple picking tips from the guy behind Apple Ratings.

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00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:33,200
Speaker 3: Yes, Apple, well they said, but it's really Apple Rankingie.

1268
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:36,720
Speaker 1: This is the sub subtitle. Brian Frangie has been pontificating

1269
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:39,160
Speaker 1: on Apple since twenty sixteen. He has a few things

1270
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:41,640
Speaker 1: to say before you hit the orchards. It's a great

1271
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:44,280
Speaker 1: it's a great article by Melissa Guerrero.

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00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:47,000
Speaker 3: Yes, very nice to talk to. Uh.

1273
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,880
Speaker 1: And this is I'm guessing they found you from the

1274
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:51,120
Speaker 1: Bone Appetite article.

1275
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:55,040
Speaker 3: They found me from No, not the Bone Appetite article,

1276
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 3: from just knowing about me on the internet.

1277
00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:59,680
Speaker 1: I mean this is huge because I think before you're

1278
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:02,440
Speaker 1: credits were like been in the Wall Street Journal for it,

1279
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:03,880
Speaker 1: which is still a big deal. But now in the

1280
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:05,680
Speaker 1: last month it's been Bonepetite and your time.

1281
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:08,080
Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing. The Wall Street Journal. I was

1282
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:10,680
Speaker 3: just referenced as an expert. It wasn't about me. It

1283
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:13,720
Speaker 3: was actually about these special strawberriers that cost one thousand dollars,

1284
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:16,040
Speaker 3: and I was just referenced in it. So yeah, the

1285
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:18,320
Speaker 3: Wall Street Journals, but now it's yeah, Bonappetite and the

1286
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:21,400
Speaker 3: New York Times Style section are full profile. And there's

1287
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:24,200
Speaker 3: one more thing that could be happening that I can't

1288
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:26,040
Speaker 3: say because I don't know if it's going to happen.

1289
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:28,200
Speaker 3: You are going to be in the box of apples

1290
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 3: to Apples is going to have a picture of me

1291
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:35,640
Speaker 3: giving the thumbs up saying I approve very cool.

1292
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:36,880
Speaker 1: I don't know how it gets bigger than that.

1293
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:40,040
Speaker 3: There's one more thing that I view as bigger than

1294
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:43,440
Speaker 3: everything that has happened so far. Oh my, But but

1295
00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 3: there's a chance it doesn't happen.

1296
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:48,560
Speaker 1: So okay, Well, this is very exciting. Check out Brian

1297
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:50,640
Speaker 1: Frangie and we'll talk. We'll get into this article tomorrow

1298
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:52,040
Speaker 1: because there's a lot of funny stuff in it that

1299
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 1: I said to highlight. But check that out, send it

1300
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:58,160
Speaker 1: to your family members, get some views on this who

1301
00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:01,400
Speaker 1: enjoy picking apples because they're good tips in here, and it's.

1302
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 3: Being in the New York Times Style section is one

1303
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:06,480
Speaker 3: of those things that your parents are like, really, wait.

1304
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:08,640
Speaker 1: So what did your mom text back? I don't know

1305
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:11,920
Speaker 1: yet whoever that texted cool last time? What did they

1306
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,720
Speaker 1: text this time? I mean, the chain's got to be

1307
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:15,720
Speaker 1: popping off about this.

1308
01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:17,960
Speaker 2: This time.

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01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 3: I got that's awesome.

1310
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:21,520
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a little better.

1311
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:23,880
Speaker 2: Is this the first thing you've had in common with

1312
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,960
Speaker 2: Mark Jacobs in your life? What do you mean being

1313
01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 2: you know, profile style? That's right, it really is exciting.

1314
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:35,320
Speaker 2: Did you how long have you known this is coming about?

1315
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 2: When did they interview you yesterday?

1316
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 3: Now? This was a quick turnaround, and that's awesome. The

1317
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 3: reporter was even like, yeah, we got to this coming

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Speaker 1: Move So well, congratulations. This is a really big deal

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Speaker 1: and you were really funny in it. You had like

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Speaker 1: multiple great lines like I could just see anyone who's

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Speaker 1: reading this being like, I want to know more about

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Speaker 1: this guy. It's hilarious. So check that out. We're very

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Speaker 1: proud of you. Congratulations, Sean, Thank you for being here.

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Speaker 1: It was so much fun. Honestly, you're one of the greatest.

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Speaker 1: Emily amazing first podcast. Thank you everyone, such a nascarale.

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Speaker 1: Your aura ring does not even I hope that your

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Speaker 1: stress is just lumbiting now because you killed it and

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Speaker 1: period and Noah, thank you so much. Thank you to

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Speaker 1: the listeners. Hey, we have another. We've been we've been

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Speaker 1: very blessed that we are doing so well on this

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Speaker 1: podcast because you guys are listening that we're selling lots

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Speaker 1: of ads, so that means that we're taping more episodes

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Speaker 1: to get those ads to you. And that is why

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Speaker 1: you will get a third episode this week when we

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Speaker 1: usually just bring you to So another week of three

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Speaker 1: episodes coming at you. One more tomorrow. We'll see you then,

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Speaker 1: don't be good bye. The Nicky Glazer Podcast is a

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Speaker 1: production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeart Podcasts.

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Speaker 1: Created and hosted by me Nicki Glaser, co hosted by

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Speaker 1: Brian Frangie, Executive produced by Will Ferrell, Hans Sonni and

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Speaker 1: Noah Avior edited, it engineered by Lean and Loaf, video

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Speaker 1: production Mark Hanton, and music by Anya Marina. You can

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