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Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you y Away. When it comes to

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Speaker 2: the hardest, most thankless jobs, one of them near the

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Speaker 2: very top has to be caregivers for the elderly. Oh

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Speaker 2: you're angels and saints if you're listening. I mean, they

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Speaker 2: provide such a critical service, giving all their time and

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Speaker 2: their energy and their compassion to do things that frankly,

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Speaker 2: most people probably wouldn't have the patience to do themselves.

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Speaker 1: That's why family sent them to homes.

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Speaker 2: So we just want to thank them for all their

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Speaker 2: amazing work that they do in the community. Yeah, and

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Speaker 2: that we now that we've praised caregivers, it's time to

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Speaker 2: prank one. I knew she was set up by her

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Speaker 2: friend because she's about to start helping with a brand

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Speaker 2: new family tomorrow and she'll need to talk with the

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Speaker 2: family first. I don't think it's going to go very well.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you'll hear it in your phone chat right now.

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Speaker 1: Another weekday Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, I'm looking to speak with Crystal.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it's a sheep.

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Speaker 2: Hey Crystal, this is Will. I think you just got

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Speaker 2: hired to do some caregiving work for my family.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, hi Will, how are you?

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Speaker 2: Hey? I'm good. I just spoke with the agency that

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Speaker 2: recommended you, and they were telling me some pretty great things.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean I've been doing this for four years for

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Speaker 3: a lot of different families, so I'm looking forward to

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Speaker 3: working with you.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I don't know if the agency told you

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Speaker 2: about the duties that are going to be involved with

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Speaker 2: my grandpa and everything, just.

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Speaker 3: The standard meal planning, medication reminder, helping him get things done,

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Speaker 3: stuff like that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Did they mention the nocturnal chowdownia situation?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: Sorry?

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Speaker 2: What was that nocturnal chowdownia? They didn't tell you?

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Speaker 3: No, Oh, would you mind.

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Speaker 2: Killing me in I'm kind of surprised that I mentioned this.

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Speaker 2: So Gram's only eats when he sleeps, so the medical

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Speaker 2: term is nocturnal chow down yet, so when he closes

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Speaker 2: his eyes, then you're gonna have to get to work.

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Speaker 3: Is that through like an IV then I'm assuming.

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Speaker 2: No, it's not like that. We're not at that point yet.

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Speaker 2: But basically, he won't eat when he's awake, and obviously

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Speaker 2: he needs food, so whenever he takes his five minute

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Speaker 2: power naps, you need to be cramming a banana down

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Speaker 2: in there.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm sorry, I'm I need to get this straight.

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Speaker 3: So he has to be fully asleep like to I'm sorry,

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Speaker 3: can you just explain it one more time, I've just

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Speaker 3: never heard of this.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, it's actually pretty easy. So, like he'll be

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Speaker 2: in the middle of watching Wheel of Fortune and then

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Speaker 2: he'll counk out, and so as soon as you see

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Speaker 2: that happen, then you need to be microwaving hot pockets

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Speaker 2: like Martha Stewart on Crack, get him heated up, stuff

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Speaker 2: him in his mouth before he wakes up.

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Speaker 3: And I think that's what I'm If he's the stuffing

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Speaker 3: in his mouth.

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Speaker 2: You're going to have to do it as quiet as

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Speaker 2: you can. So I recommend maybe sneaking up from behind

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Speaker 2: and then tie his hands to the chair.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I don't think it will be necessary to restrain him.

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Speaker 2: Oh, trust me, it is, because you can actually get pretty

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Speaker 2: intense feeding him sometimes we'll try and fight it in

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Speaker 2: his sleep, you know, yeah, because his subconscious doesn't want

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Speaker 2: him to eat, and he'll be throwing karate chops, fists

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Speaker 2: will start flying. But that's why the restraints are there.

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Speaker 2: Use any force necessary to make it happen.

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if I'm really comfortable using force

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Speaker 3: to feed a patient.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, no one is really comfortable at first. But

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Speaker 2: just to know that we have a closet full of

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Speaker 2: rope and restraints and wires, all shapes and sizes in there.

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Speaker 2: Whatever you need, we're behind you, all right. And okay,

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Speaker 2: it's not for anything weird. It's just for restraining Grandpa.

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Speaker 3: Right right. I'm sorry, this is so much information all

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Speaker 3: at once.

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Speaker 2: Okay, do you want to write it down?

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Speaker 3: You know what? No, I don't think I am the

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Speaker 3: right person for this job. I don't know if I'm

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Speaker 3: going to be able to be a caregiver for your grandfather.

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Speaker 2: That you have a problem feeding old people, no on

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Speaker 2: your resume.

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Speaker 3: What I said is that I am not the right

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Speaker 3: person for this position, and I have never dealt with

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Speaker 3: this condition, and I just want the best care for him.

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Speaker 2: But but you're starting tomorrow though, and the agency said

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Speaker 2: that you were willing to help with whatever we need.

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Speaker 3: Well, the agency didn't tell me that I need to

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Speaker 3: be tying up Grandpa and shoving food down his throat.

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Speaker 3: So I'm just I'm trying to tell you that I

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Speaker 3: will not be able to start.

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Speaker 2: You mean spitting it in his mouth. Excuse me, you'd

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Speaker 2: be spitting it in his mouth because Grandpa doesn't chew

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Speaker 2: since he's sleeping, so you'll pre chew his food and

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Speaker 2: then baby bird it into his mouth.

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Speaker 3: And it's, oh my god, that is not how that

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Speaker 3: is done. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: But like you can eat some of it too, if

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Speaker 2: you want, excuse me. Like the peanut brittle that he

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Speaker 2: has is pretty good when you chew it up and

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Speaker 2: you just spit some to him and then swallow whatever

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Speaker 2: you don't.

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Speaker 3: I can't think of a worse food than peanut riddle

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Speaker 3: to feed this man in this condition. Excuse me? Are you?

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Speaker 3: Are you laughing?

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Speaker 2: I mean trying not to, it's so funny. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: I just you know, your friend Mason said that you

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Speaker 2: were into this kind of stuff, so I don't know,

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Speaker 2: maybe she was wrong.

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Speaker 3: How do you know my friend Mason? Who are you?

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Speaker 2: I only know her because she's the one who set

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Speaker 2: you up for this prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: Holy cry.

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Speaker 3: Oh there's no Wishard did this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not from the family who hired you. My

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Speaker 2: name's actually jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, your best friend Mason said that you set her

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Speaker 2: up on a bad blind date recently and this was

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Speaker 2: her way of getting revenge.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that didn't go well.

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Speaker 2: Honestly though, I think you'd get a lot more jobs

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Speaker 2: if you put baby Birding on your resume, or maybe

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Speaker 2: you'd get more dates.

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Speaker 3: You know. I don't think i've seen that one. I'm Tinder,

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Speaker 3: but you never know. It's out there.

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Speaker 2: Trust me, it works.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure it does.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with foom taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning