Speaker 1: Welcome just this episode of Emergency Intercom.
Speaker 2: We Emergency Insercom.
Speaker 1: Oh everything means nothing to me. Everything means nothing to me.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to emergency dot Com. I'm like, oh, it
Speaker 2: feels like we haven't recorded in like a month, but
Speaker 2: it's literally because we haven't recorded in a month. We've
Speaker 2: just been putting out stacked episodes for you guys. So
Speaker 2: this feels new and fresh, it feels exciting.
Speaker 1: I feel good. Oh I was it na all right? Well,
Speaker 1: I got back from Korea like three days ago and
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna talk about my trip. That's it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like you think, oh, guys, good really good news. Like
Speaker 1: my last note was just w A G N E.
Speaker 1: But I think I was trying to make I was
Speaker 1: really high and trying to make a joke to Josh
Speaker 1: that was not flying that you would have loved. But
Speaker 1: we were watching the cut videos. We were like binging
Speaker 1: the cut and if you believe videos, and we were
Speaker 1: cracking up. But I think it was because I was
Speaker 1: like so high that I was making a joke about
Speaker 1: literally everything that happened and we were cracking up together
Speaker 1: about it. And this guy, I think his like the
Speaker 1: name was like Wagnut and Cosmo, and then I turned
Speaker 1: to Drew Cosmon wanted that ate slick, and he was
Speaker 1: just like what And I was like, because if you changed,
Speaker 1: if you turned the D up and I like wrote
Speaker 1: it out to like truly, I was like, if you
Speaker 1: turn the G upside down, it was a D and
Speaker 1: then if you moved it with the end, it's like
Speaker 1: Cosmo and Wanda.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well Cosmo and Wanda literally are not slick. Like
Speaker 2: no one's talking about that, like Cosmo and Wanda. Cosmo
Speaker 2: and Wanda, like that's crazy, Like.
Speaker 1: This is insane, guys, and nobody is talking about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean I also see Cosmo and Wanda with the
Speaker 2: vase and your edibles.
Speaker 1: I don't have those. I don't take those.
Speaker 2: Yeah, true, true, But yeah, I just got back from
Speaker 2: Iceland and then I went to Croatia for a few.
Speaker 1: Days, like I don't remember any of that happening.
Speaker 2: And then I went to Austria to film a couple movies.
Speaker 1: And then are you even allowed to say that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And then I had a pit stop in Louisiana
Speaker 2: for a week and I was filming down there, very
Speaker 2: special products Louisiana. Yeah, is that like names the Hot
Speaker 2: Sauce in my Bag. Yeah, yeah, I don't know if
Speaker 2: that's the same song my Daddy, I Love Bama Mama Louisiana.
Speaker 2: It's that Texas A gated Texas.
Speaker 1: US at the Beyonce concert and yeah, yeah, should I
Speaker 1: jump on stage to try to hug Beyonce?
Speaker 2: It? Yeah, I was. I was at I forgot what
Speaker 2: concert I was at, but it was a Taylor Swift
Speaker 2: concert and I was like front row and she was
Speaker 2: singing what song was it? I forget? Yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 2: I like jumped on stage yeah, and grabbed her ankle.
Speaker 1: What the fuck do you shouldn't do that?
Speaker 2: Like I was showing my love.
Speaker 1: No. But like as you grow older and you see
Speaker 1: those kind of things, and you start to realize that,
Speaker 1: like that's not just like, oh, like cute fan behavior.
Speaker 1: It's like you're a grown ass man. You shouldn't be
Speaker 1: like running.
Speaker 2: After woman sixteen okay but my sixteen yeah in dog
Speaker 2: years but like no, But I was talking to Indya
Speaker 2: about that specific incident, and I was like, I was like,
Speaker 2: holy shit, Like growing up, you'd see something like that,
Speaker 2: like getting attacked on stage or something, and like I
Speaker 2: didn't think a second thought about it, I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: that sucks, but like or like a paparazzi photo, like
Speaker 2: someone being weird in a paparazzi thing, and I was like, ooh,
Speaker 2: that's weird. But I wouldn't really think much about it.
Speaker 2: But then I saw Taylor Swift get attacked on stage
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, my fucking god, like that
Speaker 2: is scary.
Speaker 1: It was like, literally, people need to like stop harassing.
Speaker 2: Like no, like that's like something I've been thinking about,
Speaker 2: is like men need to stop harassing women.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Wow. Wow. Yeah, I didn't think about
Speaker 1: it like that, but I think we should put a
Speaker 1: stop to that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it's like really important, but.
Speaker 1: It's going to be like a bill that gets put
Speaker 1: into place so it won't have action for another two years.
Speaker 1: It has to go through like.
Speaker 2: The way the motions, like you know how it is.
Speaker 1: I was going to say something right after that, and
Speaker 1: I fully forgot, so I guess it doesn't matter. And
Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm mentioning that I was going
Speaker 1: to say something because I have nothing to say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking with the flow of the podcast. Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 2: fucking the vibes. I'm just gonna get on my phone.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's my Every time we look up our phone,
Speaker 1: it's still look at our nose. I know, does look
Speaker 1: like we're.
Speaker 3: Like all right?
Speaker 2: It like it makes me so insecure because it looks
Speaker 2: like I can't be off my phone for longer than
Speaker 2: an hour. And I swear to god, I just opened
Speaker 2: the notes apup and pull it up and scroll through
Speaker 2: how many I have? I watched like a CGI breakdown
Speaker 2: of that movie, and like, obviously it's Avatar, so it's
Speaker 2: gonna be groundbreaking and completely revolutionized like CGI forever. But
Speaker 2: like that scene of him on the rock, he was
Speaker 2: acting alone, like at the end of the movie. I
Speaker 2: don't know if you've seen it, but like he wasn't
Speaker 2: acting with anybody, and they like added that character in afterwards,
Speaker 2: and he was dragging like a bag up that rock.
Speaker 2: The rock was real, but the water everything else was
Speaker 2: all fake. It was crazy. Like that movie is like
Speaker 2: so insane, the water physically.
Speaker 1: Maybe I overstepped. Maybe he's like a good actor, but
Speaker 1: he's no like Meryl Streep, Like you should have put
Speaker 1: Meryck Streep on that fucking.
Speaker 3: Rock unless that was the kid le Roy really really is.
Speaker 1: Wow, he starts emoting and like floating around.
Speaker 2: Full fortnite fucking the same thing that I ever would,
Speaker 2: even though I never said I would.
Speaker 1: Kid le Roy literally confuses the funk out of me.
Speaker 1: Kid Leroy falls under ed sheering to me where I'm like,
Speaker 1: who is listening?
Speaker 2: No, I fully agree. It's giving like young blood energy.
Speaker 2: Actually I understand who listens to young blood? But like,
Speaker 2: I fully agree, like he is he Australian? Like how
Speaker 2: did he blow up so fast?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, I know Mother's Day already passed,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna be the one to say it is
Speaker 1: your stomach torking somebody with a complicated mother story enough.
Speaker 1: Oh actually this year I didn't see any and I
Speaker 1: was so grateful enough with the backhanded ass oh like
Speaker 1: and for those.
Speaker 4: Of you who don't have a mother, like, don't fucking
Speaker 4: go and post your hot ass mom and photosper from
Speaker 4: when she was a teenager up until now, and like
Speaker 4: all the love she's given you for like fifteen story
Speaker 4: sides in a row.
Speaker 1: And then the last thing is like and if you
Speaker 1: don't have a mother, these are for you and it's
Speaker 1: fake flowers, Like I don't fucking want to see that
Speaker 1: I just want to see your hot mom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to see your mom's fucking knockers on
Speaker 2: the beach. Uh No. But I feel like it's all done,
Speaker 2: like really with like the most purest of intentions. And
Speaker 2: I don't even think they've realized it yet. But in
Speaker 2: a couple of years they will realize that, like, oh
Speaker 2: maybe I don't know, because I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there are some people who do find it, like,
Speaker 1: but I'm just a cut and I'm like, bitch, don't
Speaker 1: fucking do that, Like, don't, But you know what it is.
Speaker 1: It's like the mix. It's like selfie with my mom,
Speaker 1: with my mom today, my mom when she was ten,
Speaker 1: mom when she was fifteen, my mom now, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: my mom is awesome.
Speaker 2: Oh yike.
Speaker 1: So you don't have to the realization that you probably
Speaker 1: don't have a mom.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is so awful.
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry. Back to my mom. And then it
Speaker 1: was just like back to hot moms. But it is
Speaker 1: because you get to see all the friends who are
Speaker 1: gonna be really hot when they're old, so you get
Speaker 1: to keep an eye on them and be like, damn,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have sex with you when we're eighty.
Speaker 2: So you're literally grooming children and just grooming like twenty
Speaker 2: five year old.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thirty old, but yeah's starting at the age of thirty.
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, a thirty years you're still gonna be hot. Like,
Speaker 1: we gotta keep this going.
Speaker 2: I don't know if anyone has actually heard about this yet,
Speaker 2: and it's something that like I'm kind of really passionate
Speaker 2: about right now. But have any of y'all heard of
Speaker 2: bored Ape Yacht Club. I just bought one.
Speaker 1: Oh the that's the NFT thing that was like happening
Speaker 1: like three years ago.
Speaker 2: I think it's new. Actually I just bought one like
Speaker 2: a couple of days ago.
Speaker 1: How much did he buy for dollars? How you looked
Speaker 1: up how much? No, have you looked up how much
Speaker 1: of those things?
Speaker 3: It's a good price.
Speaker 2: Yeah, have you ever thought about it? So this is
Speaker 2: a thing already.
Speaker 1: It's dude, it's like gone. It's like they covered up
Speaker 1: the murals for it, like no more entry to close.
Speaker 2: The stickers on the parking meters are appealing, Like.
Speaker 3: What do you get? Do you get like a bunch
Speaker 3: of stuff?
Speaker 2: No, you literally just get like a digital painting, like
Speaker 2: a picture online.
Speaker 3: It's like you get like a physical painting.
Speaker 2: No, No, it's all online. It's literally just code.
Speaker 1: Oh so it's like if you like googled like the
Speaker 1: Mona Lisa and you looked at it kind.
Speaker 3: Of kind yeah, but even less.
Speaker 2: But I own it. I own it. It's written in
Speaker 2: the code. It's I own it. It's written in the code.
Speaker 2: Like you can't screenshot it because like you don't own
Speaker 2: that screenshot. I own it.
Speaker 1: But if I have the screenshot on my phone and
Speaker 1: you don't know I have it, I have it.
Speaker 2: Also, they promised me like sex spot versions of it
Speaker 2: coming out soon.
Speaker 1: Oh is that like?
Speaker 2: Which now that I'm saying that out loud is kind
Speaker 2: of weird, Yeah, because I don't want that.
Speaker 1: Really, it sounds like that was kind of like the
Speaker 1: lead reason of why you bought it.
Speaker 3: It seems like that's why you do.
Speaker 1: You know, if it's worth anything? Now, you should look
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 2: I think it. Yeah, Look, I think it's gone up
Speaker 2: in price.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's take a look at the most recent price.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna assume it's like, what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gone up.
Speaker 3: What did it say?
Speaker 1: What was the because he said he bought it for
Speaker 1: twenty seven thousand, So how much is it?
Speaker 3: What's the number? Drew?
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I'm gonna say the number. It isn't and
Speaker 2: it's not seventeen hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's still pretty impressive. I thought you were
Speaker 1: to say zero. So you're making Oh, it's like you
Speaker 1: spent twenty six thousand dollars for fun.
Speaker 2: I just said it wasn't that number.
Speaker 3: So you're freaking out. You seem like you're freaking out,
Speaker 3: like you lost a lot of money.
Speaker 2: I just lost the fucking down payment on the house.
Speaker 2: I just lost that. I just lost our double mortgage.
Speaker 1: Can I get anything here with this? I'm gonna start
Speaker 1: going to.
Speaker 2: Them, like can I pay with this?
Speaker 1: Do you like, does anybody here want this? Like? What's
Speaker 1: the UT? I feel like in certain places people will
Speaker 1: be like, holy shit, you have one. But that's like
Speaker 1: in Arkansas, like eighteen million years for any like data collections.
Speaker 2: People who still fucking use like Instagram reels as their
Speaker 2: main source, like they're like ten years behind TikTok.
Speaker 1: I feel like, uh, the NFT thing was a huge
Speaker 1: reels people thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, That's what I'm saying. Hold on, huh, thank god.
Speaker 3: I came out of nowhere. I didn't see that coming.
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck about you her. Y'all, Oh
Speaker 2: my god, you almost hit my hat off.
Speaker 1: Okay, and then what what doesn't matter?
Speaker 3: You guys know that this isn't normal to treat each
Speaker 3: other like.
Speaker 1: Oh what that's our normal?
Speaker 3: Is that that was the new normal?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the norm.
Speaker 3: Got up without saying anything, and then he just said
Speaker 3: that he hated you. And then you came back and slapped.
Speaker 1: You know, exactly like what he love to protect on
Speaker 1: to us not sensitive. This is listen, we run things
Speaker 1: and we make it work.
Speaker 3: Okay, they're going to stay in the comments that I'm right.
Speaker 1: They're not. Oh you think they're gonna stig.
Speaker 3: With you, No, they won't.
Speaker 2: I've been so so so down bad emotionally and like,
Speaker 2: I mean even physically, like I've just like kind of deteriorated.
Speaker 2: I'm like rotted bitch. I'm a rotted ass bitch right now.
Speaker 2: And it's so bad that I've watched literally every single
Speaker 2: episode of Young Sheldon in two weeks.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2: It's big bang theory been off of him when he
Speaker 2: was a little kid. Shit, Yeah, I know it's really sad,
Speaker 2: and now my ear, this ear is ringing and it's
Speaker 2: like kind of scaring me. Well, the thing is, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm dead fucking serious to.
Speaker 1: Watch really bad TV shows.
Speaker 2: It's not that bad, Like I love bad TV.
Speaker 1: They literally will like be like, oh, I just finished
Speaker 1: the like eighteen seasons of like Martha and Me, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck is Martha and Me? And
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, it's the show about these like two
Speaker 1: older ladies who get their kickback, Like like, what's that
Speaker 1: one show you're watching? It was literally two old ladies
Speaker 1: who were like, we've got our spunk back.
Speaker 2: It was their husbands. Their husbands cheated on them with
Speaker 2: each other. So their husbands were gay. That's actually an
Speaker 2: unironically good show. Like I'll go to the grade. Yeah,
Speaker 2: their husbands were gay and cheating on them for like
Speaker 2: forty years of their marriage. They got together. So the
Speaker 2: two women that were left by their husbands moved into
Speaker 2: their beach home together and like kind of just like
Speaker 2: existed and it re going back or whatever the fucking
Speaker 2: word is is going back into the dating pool and
Speaker 2: like just experiencing life as like single women after like
Speaker 2: forty years it's actually really fucking good. But it's called
Speaker 2: Will and Will and Grace Grayson Will Grayson, William Will.
Speaker 3: You're talking about Will and Grace.
Speaker 2: No, I think it's I don't. I think that's the
Speaker 2: wrong show.
Speaker 1: It's like Frankie, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Frankie and Grace and Grace Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: But that's like, that's like, so I started the show
Speaker 1: How I Met Your Mother, and it's like amazing, it's phenomenal.
Speaker 2: No, I do watch TV shows that no one's ever
Speaker 2: heard of or ever spoken about ever, And I've.
Speaker 1: Ever talked about that show.
Speaker 2: You're talking about Young Sheldon, Like, I feel like it's.
Speaker 1: Pretty Frankie and Grace, Grays and Frankie, Like, I've never
Speaker 1: seen anyone be like, god, I just finished this.
Speaker 2: It was one. I think that doesn't mean much. Yeah, true, dude.
Speaker 3: I remem imagining the Netflix employees looking at the analytics
Speaker 3: of who's watch and they're like ninety nine percent of
Speaker 3: our viewers, there's sixty eight over, but there's one person,
Speaker 3: there's one little slim and.
Speaker 1: It's gone to his account. He's watching like Young Sheldon.
Speaker 2: Like, oh yeah, okay, that actually makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 2: The crossovers there and then I also have been watching
Speaker 2: Working Moms, terrible show, terrible acting, but it's addicting. Like you,
Speaker 2: I like what it is I fall in love with
Speaker 2: the characters like I fall I love watching the character
Speaker 2: growth and like people learning lessons. Like It's just you
Speaker 2: don't see that in the real world because everyone's a bit.
Speaker 1: I'll just say, if you go out in the real
Speaker 1: world and meet people, you might find that you fall
Speaker 1: in love with characters in real life.
Speaker 2: I see no.
Speaker 1: Do you likes to You like to microdose your reality
Speaker 1: so that each time it says potent when it gives
Speaker 1: you serotonin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, That's what I did. Last night. We went
Speaker 2: to the Death Grips concert, big long time coming for me,
Speaker 2: and I'm glad I got to see them live and
Speaker 2: it was everything I wanted in more. However, I experienced
Speaker 2: a level of ear damage that I was fully not
Speaker 2: prepared for. I like, you know, when you leave a
Speaker 2: concert and you're kind of by the speaker and it's
Speaker 2: like really loud. You leave it and there's like that
Speaker 2: faint like buzzing and it's kind of muffled, and it's
Speaker 2: just like, oh, I shouldn't have done that. I should
Speaker 2: wear ear plugs to the next concert I go to.
Speaker 2: It was completely different, like specifically my right ear, which
Speaker 2: was facing the monitor the whole show or most of
Speaker 2: the show. Like the ringing was like crunchy and faded
Speaker 2: and deep, and I could like feel it like deep
Speaker 2: inside my head, like in the back, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I actually really did cause like permanent ear damage and
Speaker 2: this ear I can already feel it like fucking going
Speaker 2: out and like just ringing and shit. But yeah, it
Speaker 2: was fan fucking tastic. And I was really scared to
Speaker 2: be in that environment because I was like, I don't
Speaker 2: want to be like fucking pushed and punched and bleeding.
Speaker 2: But like they're really respectful, Like people that go to
Speaker 2: those shows are like, hell are respectful, I think.
Speaker 1: And they also like stays in like the centerfold. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like if you get sucked in, then it's there's
Speaker 1: none as all. A dude who lost his shoe, like
Speaker 1: he came out of the after like the second song, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he didn't have a shoe and his friend was
Speaker 1: cracking up and like making fun of him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was also really funny watching everybody leave the
Speaker 2: pit like literally looking like they just jumped into the
Speaker 2: pool fully clothed, like sweating their asses off with like
Speaker 2: a traumatized yeah, like a traumatized like come and see
Speaker 2: ass like face like literally PTSD like like ears ringing
Speaker 2: like flashbang, like Yeah, it was awesome to just people
Speaker 2: watch too.
Speaker 1: It was super cool. It was the first like because
Speaker 1: I don't know that it felt like it was the
Speaker 1: closest I've been to being at like a punk or
Speaker 1: a hardcore show.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Same.
Speaker 1: I said that to some like the random girl who
Speaker 1: I talked to outline, She's like, this isn't that though,
Speaker 1: And I.
Speaker 2: Was like, I feel like that community is like very protect. No.
Speaker 1: It was a girl who wasn't a fan of Death Grip.
Speaker 4: She went.
Speaker 1: She was a girl who went because her boyfriend was
Speaker 1: a huge fan, and she like walked out. She's like,
Speaker 1: I think I might go get a merch because like
Speaker 1: he's so happy to be here. And then I was
Speaker 1: like I was like, yeah, you should do that, that'd
Speaker 1: be sweet. And then we were just talking about the
Speaker 1: show and I was like, yeah, I don't listen to
Speaker 1: like much like hardcore like punk or just like any
Speaker 1: like super heavy music like this anymore. So it's like
Speaker 1: really interesting to be back in it and like seeing
Speaker 1: it live. And then she was like, I don't think
Speaker 1: this is like punk or hardcore or any thing like
Speaker 1: that though, and I was like, I.
Speaker 2: Feel like it's pretty hardcore.
Speaker 1: I was like okay, But then we just had a
Speaker 1: moment of son so I was like, yeah, I guess, so,
Speaker 1: like what am I supposed to say now, like like
Speaker 1: oh sorry, fuck up, sorry, like when I heard in
Speaker 1: the car like doesn't like that. But then I was like,
Speaker 1: but you literally were just standing in there and it's
Speaker 1: like fully like drummed borderline scream, oh happening inside.
Speaker 2: The craziest thing is like this just stimmed. Another thought
Speaker 2: is like looking at like rap shows, like and you know,
Speaker 2: like during a rap show, when you hear all the
Speaker 2: white kids going like you know what I'm talking about,
Speaker 2: like they like get into it a lot. What I
Speaker 2: realized is concerts for like white boys Suburbia are just
Speaker 2: mass stemming events, like they go to just like stem together,
Speaker 2: like because that's all that is. Same with hardcore shows.
Speaker 3: That's a fight club. Yeah, it's basically just fight club.
Speaker 2: For real, Like we don't talk about stemming fight club
Speaker 2: I'm like, but I thought you were one of the boys.
Speaker 2: I thought you were one of the freaking boys.
Speaker 1: Started that movie and fell.
Speaker 2: But no, no, I wittally like could have told you
Speaker 2: that you didn't see fight Club because like you're a little.
Speaker 1: Girl, Casey. This is the most silent I know.
Speaker 2: That was the lead from the back that was actually elite.
Speaker 1: You were like hobbling down the hallway. Oh, it's because
Speaker 1: you're carrying something and literally from the back looked like
Speaker 1: your hands were tied and you were being like dragged
Speaker 1: out to death.
Speaker 2: Big moment crossover episode, this is huge. Well, when worlds collide, the.
Speaker 1: Universes are colliding, Well, I what the hell? Oh my god, sorry,
Speaker 1: I didn't think that would upset him, but it like
Speaker 1: upset him really bad. So he needs a moment. Oh oh,
Speaker 1: because you didn't hear the front.
Speaker 2: It was the most it's normally loud as fucking that's
Speaker 2: not wrestling, babe.
Speaker 1: Oh oh my god. Well I wish it was like
Speaker 1: eighteen twenty nine and cheating was just something for like
Speaker 1: ten villagers to talk about, because now cheating is like
Speaker 1: an Instagram marathon. It's like everybody else in your ground
Speaker 1: that I wasn't.
Speaker 2: Like paying attention, like not even trying to be fine
Speaker 2: because I wanted to hear it. I love when you
Speaker 2: talk about like people cheating, I said, I wish it was.
Speaker 1: Like eighteen, like twenty nine or something. Again, when someone
Speaker 1: cheating on someone was just like gossip for ten villagers,
Speaker 1: and then it kind of stopped there. But now it's
Speaker 1: like ig content for the masses, and people are like, so,
Speaker 1: what's so cheated on me?
Speaker 2: Like you saw the video of the girl laughing in
Speaker 2: her boyfriend's face.
Speaker 1: Oh, I did see that, but that's not what sparked that.
Speaker 1: What sparked that was I was watching Little Women, and
Speaker 1: I could never say that word women, women, little women
Speaker 1: like plural.
Speaker 2: Little women, women, women, women, women.
Speaker 1: I literally can't say. That's like a known thing though,
Speaker 1: yeah you know that.
Speaker 2: I like, I always say women like and she says
Speaker 2: valume in women like, turn up the value women.
Speaker 1: The Little Women is said women. Okay, I saw that.
Speaker 2: Movie, and then you said so many times literally.
Speaker 1: Clearly cheating in it. There's not necessarily change the meaning
Speaker 1: of it, but like, cheating could happen, and who cares
Speaker 1: because you have one neighbor every fucking eighteen acres, Like,
Speaker 1: who gives a funk?
Speaker 2: Is that a movie or a show?
Speaker 1: That's a movie? You haven't seen that?
Speaker 2: Is that the Greta Gerwig one?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Have you not seen that?
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck about that movie.
Speaker 3: That's good. You should see it?
Speaker 2: Is it actually actually is so good?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I saw.
Speaker 2: I take that back. I do want to see it,
Speaker 2: and I do give a because I don't want to
Speaker 2: be attacked.
Speaker 1: When I saw it the first time, I did really
Speaker 1: like it, but like I was just like, this is
Speaker 1: a good movie, but this time it made me so sad.
Speaker 2: Wait. Is it the one based a long time ago,
Speaker 2: like the Victorian era?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know you've seen it because I saw
Speaker 1: alone with Oriyan When I first saw.
Speaker 3: It, we went to the movie Girls in Colonial Times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Timothy, he looks good.
Speaker 1: He's a fucking bitch in that.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1: No, It's like that's where it's like, I want to
Speaker 1: be more. I'm more than a just a woman. I'm
Speaker 1: more than a lover. I want to make things.
Speaker 2: Joe, you can make sandwiches.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Period but that made me.
Speaker 1: So fucking died. But no one cheats in that movie.
Speaker 1: But it did have me thinking about cheating.
Speaker 2: Oh nice. Yeah, when I when I say shit like that,
Speaker 2: I've been thinking about that. Actually, let me think, when
Speaker 2: I say shit like that, that's like really really misogynistic
Speaker 2: and evil. It just reminds me of this comment where
Speaker 2: someone was like, I really like her on the podcast,
Speaker 2: but that boy just has like seventh grade humor that
Speaker 2: just isn't funny, like edgy seventh grade humor that isn't funny,
Speaker 2: and it like is that was seared into my brain forever,
Speaker 2: and I was like, I'm more advanced than that. Like
Speaker 2: there's layers to this ship. Yeah, there's literal layers.
Speaker 1: Always either that comment or like he's really funny, she's
Speaker 1: just fucking annoyt. It's like, girl, you don't enjoy being
Speaker 1: alone with yourself because everybody in your life makes you
Speaker 1: feel shameful for being a woman. And that's okay, but
Speaker 1: do not put that on me. Oh shit, grow the
Speaker 1: fuck up, because once you're twenty four, you're gonna look
Speaker 1: back at those kind of come to be like, damn,
Speaker 1: I was misogynistic. I'll never forget my my ex being
Speaker 1: like yeah, she's all her feminism shit or whatever.
Speaker 2: Right now, Oh, my God, and then getting you in
Speaker 2: a feminist or then getting feminist books my birthday.
Speaker 3: That's so funny.
Speaker 1: One of them actually was really good. It was like
Speaker 1: a writer for I don't remember what show, but it
Speaker 1: was like a fuck I I can't remember, but it's
Speaker 1: like a screenwriter and her talking about how big of
Speaker 1: a shift there was and like the late twenty tens
Speaker 1: or like the late two thousands before the twenty tens
Speaker 1: of like more female writers getting into positions where like
Speaker 1: they were writing female characters, and like it was actually
Speaker 1: a really good books I didn't read because it was
Speaker 1: like ten loss of feminism.
Speaker 2: That's titch that I was actually written by one of
Speaker 2: those women in the early two Okay.
Speaker 1: I always get that vibe because you're like very like
Speaker 1: well rounded, I'm a good boy, and you say misogynistic
Speaker 1: things but like only for fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all fun and games at the
Speaker 2: end of the day, because we're all gonna die.
Speaker 1: Dating a singer is you might as well be dating
Speaker 1: somebody from fucking Hollywood fix because you're about to be
Speaker 1: gossiped about, like you're dating a gossiper because you're about
Speaker 1: to listen to that next song it's gonna be like
Speaker 1: she's a bitch, fuck her.
Speaker 2: And it's like, yeah, I know, I don't know why
Speaker 2: you would literally ever act like make the decision to date.
Speaker 2: I guess like love like does has no bounds, like,
Speaker 2: but I don't get it. I don't get love.
Speaker 1: You didn't even finish the sentence too. Then I don't
Speaker 1: even know why you would like make the decision. I
Speaker 1: guess because love. Yeah, yeah, I mean like you don't
Speaker 1: know why you would like choose to date like a
Speaker 1: singer songwriter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's like the worst decision you can
Speaker 2: ever made. But then I was like, oh, wait, like
Speaker 2: love has no bounds, like you can kind of just
Speaker 2: that's gorgeous except for me?
Speaker 1: What like love has bounds for you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh geez, that's the saddest thing you've ever said.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It's not.
Speaker 2: Off limits.
Speaker 1: Oh you're saying, but you didn't mention men at all
Speaker 1: in that sense of you? Are you Okay?
Speaker 2: I don't think I'll ever be able to love someone.
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Oh I think so you love everyone in your life?
Speaker 2: No one, no one's going to be able to love
Speaker 2: me the way I want them to love me. No
Speaker 2: one's gonna let me love no one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's beyond the worst thing mankind has ever done
Speaker 1: to society.
Speaker 2: No one's loves will be able to love me the
Speaker 2: way I love them. My god, you were written by
Speaker 2: a woman, right.
Speaker 1: You have this longing in you that I feel like
Speaker 1: is so.
Speaker 2: It's powerful, it's attractive, it's.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say it was attractive passion. Okay. Also I
Speaker 1: decided we need I think he wants you to give
Speaker 1: him that my passion.
Speaker 3: I've I've given him.
Speaker 4: Go like this.
Speaker 1: The other nostril. Yeah, no, I just noticed it, but
Speaker 1: it was like barely noticeable. Can you get back in
Speaker 1: frames so I can keep talking?
Speaker 2: Bro, Like fuck, sorry, I was banging Kai's dad from
Speaker 2: the back. O, my.
Speaker 1: God, why do we see why I see in our bathroom?
Speaker 3: Well he fox drew all the time and him down.
Speaker 2: And your dad's next.
Speaker 1: If you joked about that with my dad, my dad
Speaker 1: would crack up. He'd be like, all right, uh, oh,
Speaker 1: my god, I lost the thought. Oh we need to
Speaker 1: look further into PDA because those are the kind of
Speaker 1: motherfuckers who like that public ship. That's the kind of
Speaker 1: person who watches like fucking in a glass box that's
Speaker 1: only one way, like see through. Do you know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about?
Speaker 2: The Alexander McQueen runway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking at the Alexander Queen Box. Because I saw
Speaker 1: a couple the other day in Aisle fucking seven of
Speaker 1: Arewon like this guy had. Also, there were so many
Speaker 1: drunk people in Arewon the other night, and I was like,
Speaker 1: it's literally a Wednesday night, but there were a bunch
Speaker 1: of drunk people there getting snacks. I was like, this
Speaker 1: is not the place to get drunk people snacks, Like
Speaker 1: this is where to get like that one specific yogurt
Speaker 1: and then you.
Speaker 2: Leave exactly, you get good cottage cheese and camonmeo lavender
Speaker 2: yogurt and then you leave.
Speaker 1: But they were like holding each other, Like the dude
Speaker 1: was holding the girl like by the neck and she
Speaker 1: was pressed up against him, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: y'all are doing something, and like he kept like kind
Speaker 1: of squeezing her, and I was like, y'all are doing
Speaker 1: something that is actually making you horny in public right now,
Speaker 1: because I know things are pressing on things right now
Speaker 1: and I need to I need you to fucking get
Speaker 1: out of this store. Like, yeah, y'all are making actively
Speaker 1: like making each other horny in the middle of like
Speaker 1: a cereal play. Yeah, it's literally they were into public
Speaker 1: player or something. And that's so much a PDA. So
Speaker 1: much a PDA is like you must be into public
Speaker 1: play because, by the fuck, I don't want to see
Speaker 1: your tongue exit your mouth and enter someone else's mouth
Speaker 1: like a cute.
Speaker 2: Little kiss, handholds the hug holding each other, or like
Speaker 2: pulling down your pants and giving each other blow jobs
Speaker 2: on the vagina and penis.
Speaker 1: Like that's okay, I don't I think that would get
Speaker 1: you arrested one oh, giving.
Speaker 3: Each other blowjobs on the vagina and penis. When it
Speaker 3: comes to sex and relationships, he's literally just chat GPT.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he just took a line. He just
Speaker 1: did a line blur.
Speaker 3: That the line I'm not gonna blur. I want people
Speaker 3: to know that you have.
Speaker 1: Pressed something's wrong.
Speaker 2: There were a couple of people last night and I
Speaker 2: won't name names or even give at who they were
Speaker 2: copd the fuck oh, But I couldn't tell because there
Speaker 2: was like a moment where I was like, dude, I
Speaker 2: literally look like I feel like I did like some
Speaker 2: stimulant or some shit, because like in the parking lot,
Speaker 2: I just couldn't stop moving. I really really enjoyed like
Speaker 2: that environment. I was like, ooh, like I want to
Speaker 2: go to like an actual hardcore show, yeah, or like
Speaker 2: I wish. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, concerts make me really anxious and uncomfortable, and then
Speaker 1: while I'm in them, I'm having fun. And then when
Speaker 1: I step out and when people talk to me, I'm like, like,
Speaker 1: I feel so bad when people come up to us
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, do you remember me? And I don't.
Speaker 1: And it's because the second I go into a concert, yeah,
Speaker 1: for flight, I literally like running for my life. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to hide but enjoy myself, but like be hidden away.
Speaker 1: Like it it's like a very tumultuous place for my
Speaker 1: brain to be in. But I love going to concerts,
Speaker 1: and I'll never stop going to concerts, even if that
Speaker 1: means that every time I go into a concert, I
Speaker 1: have to have one drink so that I can like
Speaker 1: not explode.
Speaker 2: Yeah No, I completely like it is such an overwhelming
Speaker 2: environment and my brain shuts off until the music's playing,
Speaker 2: and then I'm hyper fixated on that and then sometimes
Speaker 2: I get in my head where I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: like someone's watching me, and I'm like, look, I look
Speaker 2: so weird, Like I need to stop doing this, Like
Speaker 2: people are looking at me, like I can feel it.
Speaker 2: I can feel it. And then that thought slowly fades
Speaker 2: and I get back to headbanion.
Speaker 1: You get back to the reality that is having a
Speaker 1: good time and not care if people look at you.
Speaker 2: Well, one of my friends, one of my longest friends,
Speaker 2: went on a road trip and on the way home
Speaker 2: from the road trip, he forced everyone in the car
Speaker 2: to listen to emergency Intercom And I actually think that
Speaker 2: should be like against the Geneva convention. Like I think
Speaker 2: that is that it's technically considered a war c because
Speaker 2: they're being held hostage and like being forced to like listen,
Speaker 2: Like I'm pretty sure they've tortured people like that, And yeah,
Speaker 2: I just had to get that off my chest. But like,
Speaker 2: force your friends and family to listen to the podcast.
Speaker 1: Please don't. That's my nightmare. Like actually, honestly, kudos to
Speaker 1: anyone who does that, because to be around people and
Speaker 1: be like I want you to listen to something I
Speaker 1: think is really funny is so braver than brave, Like
Speaker 1: you are literally you are going to be at the
Speaker 1: front line.
Speaker 2: Because imagine if there's more, the humor doesn't mix. But
Speaker 2: I will say they all really really enjoyed it and
Speaker 2: are active listeners.
Speaker 1: Now, oh my god, Hi.
Speaker 2: We just have that effect on people.
Speaker 1: You can like, hi, we're good, welcome here, and they
Speaker 1: didn't make it this far in the episode.
Speaker 2: We're like little parasites that like, once you see us once,
Speaker 2: you will literally see us forever and there's no escaping it.
Speaker 1: Well, I've become very insecure about how much I talk.
Speaker 1: And that's it. That's it. I was thinking about it
Speaker 1: so much, like the past week and a half, I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, dude, I talk a lot, like like
Speaker 1: in general, just in general, Like I get into a
Speaker 1: room and I will not shut the fuck up. And
Speaker 1: that's what I feel like recently. But I think it
Speaker 1: is because I spent last week hanging out with people
Speaker 1: who were more on the quiet side. So anytime I'm
Speaker 1: in a room, can you hear that?
Speaker 3: I think it's fine, Okay.
Speaker 1: Anytime I get in a room with it's crazy how loud.
Speaker 3: That is, right, Like coming upstairs, there's somebody making us smoothie.
Speaker 2: Outside it's a ninja creamy.
Speaker 1: Oh, I want a ninja creamy so bad. I want
Speaker 1: one so bad. I know, Like, what the fuck is happening.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna make a ninja creamy in your fucking butt,
Speaker 3: drew a big.
Speaker 1: All right, My god, I forgot what I was saying.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. I think when I'm around people who don't
Speaker 1: talk as much as I do, that's when I get
Speaker 1: really insecure because it feels like I'm just overly dominating
Speaker 1: a conversation or a room. And then I get really insecure.
Speaker 1: But I can't stop myself because then it's like awkwardly silent,
Speaker 1: and I can I was gonna say that, but for
Speaker 1: some people, their silence does not. It's not a con
Speaker 1: translate as a comforting silence. It translates as you are
Speaker 1: definitely a more introverted person and you don't necessarily like
Speaker 1: being in silence. But maybe I'm just reading that. But
Speaker 1: also I'm like, I don't know you that well, and
Speaker 1: I don't know that I want to be silent around
Speaker 1: you because I literally don't know you. I can't trust
Speaker 1: you with my silence.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I fully agree. Like I hung out with a
Speaker 2: couple of friends that I hadn't seen in a while,
Speaker 2: and it felt like I was like dominating the conversation
Speaker 2: and just like completely like commanding it, and like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, I I have gotten a lot better about
Speaker 2: like interrupting people, and like like I don't I think
Speaker 2: it's literally like ADHD or some shit, But like I
Speaker 2: feel like I used to like really badly just like
Speaker 2: cut people off and start talking, like because like I
Speaker 2: wanted to get my thought out before I forgot it
Speaker 2: and like lost the next thought. But I've gotten really
Speaker 2: good about just like biting my tongue and like listening
Speaker 2: but also remembering like the thought that I have to
Speaker 2: bring into the conversation. But like, yeah, sometimes people just
Speaker 2: aren't talkers and that's okay, but like it's the point
Speaker 2: of hanging out if you're gonna be like offended by
Speaker 2: me dominating the conversation but you weren't saying a word,
Speaker 2: not saying.
Speaker 1: That's the Yeah, that's the case. Because also it's I
Speaker 1: feel like there should be an understanding that we're just
Speaker 1: a bit more extroverted in that way. But it is
Speaker 1: funny too, because I definitely am I think I do
Speaker 1: an okay job of not interrupting people, But when I
Speaker 1: meet people for the first time, I think there's like
Speaker 1: a level of excitement and like, especially if I feel
Speaker 1: that they enjoy my humor or jokes or anything.
Speaker 2: I give you one laugh and show she will not
Speaker 2: like I need that. Again.
Speaker 1: That's probably why I don't have any crazy vices, because
Speaker 1: my vice is attention. That is my vice. Like, if
Speaker 1: you're gonna be in a room with me and give
Speaker 1: me attention, it's I'm like, let's keep it going. I'm like,
Speaker 1: come on, so I can get more laughs, more laughs.
Speaker 1: And then when you stop laughing, I be like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I fucked up. You fucking hate me, you
Speaker 1: fucking hate I'm gonnakill myself. I'mnna kill myself. I go,
Speaker 1: I fucked up. I like said something so weird.
Speaker 2: The best thing to do, ever, is to sit in
Speaker 2: front of like a TV and put like a YouTube
Speaker 2: video on with your friends and then just like have
Speaker 2: in you controlling the remote and pausing it every five
Speaker 2: seconds out with no it is. It is nice that
Speaker 2: you do that though, because like we would do it.
Speaker 1: Because I hate like our group will talk over video,
Speaker 1: but then we missed so many things to make fun
Speaker 1: of and make jokes about so I have to pause
Speaker 1: and back up because we can't miss a single second.
Speaker 1: What a single joke cannot be uns.
Speaker 2: Or unset today, Yeah exactly. But yeah, that's all we
Speaker 2: do is we sit in front of the fucking TV
Speaker 2: watching YouTube videos, and then all of us just like
Speaker 2: barely watching the YouTube video and making jokes about it
Speaker 2: the entire Like, what is that Space Odyssey three thousand
Speaker 2: club or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's basically our friends Odd.
Speaker 2: Space Girlfriend Audi Circle. No, it's New Jens.
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: That's just been my vibe recently, and you'll put me
Speaker 2: onto New Genes. First time in a long time since
Speaker 2: Girlfriend addied Circle that I've listened to k pop and
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I actually this.
Speaker 1: Is so good. I like don't listen to any k
Speaker 1: pop really, But when I was in Korea, there was
Speaker 1: it was literally one specific area that I always heard
Speaker 1: new Jeens in. I can't remember the name of the area,
Speaker 1: but it's like one of the areas where they do
Speaker 1: like the night markets, and they were playing New Genes
Speaker 1: in every store. And I into that area twice and
Speaker 1: spent like four hours there each time. So I just
Speaker 1: kept hearing New Genes. And also I think New Genes
Speaker 1: is pretty big on TikTok, so like yeah, so I
Speaker 1: like knew their music. I was like, whoa, why do
Speaker 1: I like know this song? And then I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: this song is vibe.
Speaker 2: It's actually nothing. I also came to the realization that
Speaker 2: our attention deficit disorders just in general, with like our
Speaker 2: attention span, like as like a human race, have gotten
Speaker 2: has gotten so fucking bad that people can't even listen
Speaker 2: to a full song anymore and they have to speed
Speaker 2: it up and they call it the sped up version. Bitch,
Speaker 2: that's nightcore, like the real girlipops. No, like that's nice CBPM,
Speaker 2: like you're not, and it's like giving, like y'all are Damn.
Speaker 1: I can't TikTok put nightcore artists out of business like that,
Speaker 1: I know, just like it was some people's literally bread
Speaker 1: and butter to just speed up songs and be like
Speaker 1: here you go.
Speaker 2: And then yeah, so and that's it.
Speaker 1: So I don't want to I'm fucking done talking.
Speaker 2: Whoa, I'm done, my god. Okay, I have one question
Speaker 2: for you. Should we save it for the next episode, No,
Speaker 2: let's just give it. It's kind of it's just like
Speaker 2: kind of annoying. I was going to make a joke
Speaker 2: about like asking like for permission to bang you, But
Speaker 2: the real question is, like, if you were to host
Speaker 2: like a festival, who would your like top three artists
Speaker 2: be that you need to perform, and like keeping in
Speaker 2: mind that like, actually, no, it's just for you.
Speaker 1: You're the only person to keep in mind, like I
Speaker 1: need to sell tickets.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, it's just just for you. We'll
Speaker 2: do it that way.
Speaker 1: Damn that's what you think about yours. That's like a
Speaker 1: actually really hard.
Speaker 2: I had a really good question because it's like I
Speaker 2: don't want to I want to see a musician that
Speaker 2: i've like, will never be able to see, but also
Speaker 2: like I want to have fucking fun and at the
Speaker 2: same time, and I want.
Speaker 1: To be around people having fun, because that's what makes
Speaker 1: festivals fun is when you're around other people who also
Speaker 1: really enjoy the music.
Speaker 2: Yeah, obviously i'd have to say Aphex Twin because I'll
Speaker 2: never ever ever see him ever in my life. And
Speaker 2: then one chance I got to, I just chickened out
Speaker 2: and didn't want to drive three hours and I really
Speaker 2: should have fucking did it. In twenty nineteen, was it
Speaker 2: twenty eighteen at Coachell twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1: But you can't. You can't blame yourself though, because you
Speaker 1: weren't even in La yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I just got into LA.
Speaker 1: Because you got to La like June. June.
Speaker 2: Oh wait it happened in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it happens in early April and I got here
Speaker 1: like two weeks after Coachella happened.
Speaker 2: Maybe it was twenty nineteeneen then no, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna look at that because I remember I was
Speaker 2: it was part.
Speaker 1: Of Beachella and Beachella was twenty eighteen or maybe not.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, Okay, I think I would want the Sundays per
Speaker 1: as one of my artists because like, I love their
Speaker 1: whole discard it was twenty nineteen. Fuck, that's fucked up.
Speaker 1: That makes it like worse. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I remember like asking everybody and everyone's like eh, and
Speaker 2: it was like fuck, I'm like, I don't want to
Speaker 2: go a lot.
Speaker 1: Like anyone else I wanted to, Like, I don't think
Speaker 1: there's anyone on twenty nineteen that I was like I
Speaker 1: need to see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have to say it has to be
Speaker 2: musicians that I'll never see again, that's like kind of
Speaker 2: my thought on it. So like AFX twin, like he
Speaker 2: might do shows, but like I probably will never see
Speaker 2: them because they'll be in like stallholmb or some shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah this is a actually no, this was a good
Speaker 1: Coachella year.
Speaker 2: It was kind of crazy balls.
Speaker 1: Oh, but I think that was my era where like sorry,
Speaker 1: I was on my hater of ten polish it like
Speaker 1: I love you. Still don't fuck with him and Paula anymore.
Speaker 1: Once they did the fucking sand like cover album, I
Speaker 1: found them really annoying, Like I don't know, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry because I know they're huge, but yeah,
Speaker 1: so the Sundays would definitely be in my mix.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Like, oh, I have to be so
Speaker 2: fucking annoying.
Speaker 1: I'd have to say Beyonce.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say Beyonce, but I'm like, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: see see her, like no matter what. I'm not joking.
Speaker 2: I will like this. I know people say this like
Speaker 2: as a joke, but I am dead serious. I would
Speaker 2: have sex with the nastiest fucking man ever to get
Speaker 2: a coach or bade Beyonce tickets like I would. I
Speaker 2: would dead ass on my body.
Speaker 1: You know the girl who was like, uh, I spent
Speaker 1: like fifty thousand dollars in a year to see Harry Styles. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm about to start gathering.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and be like exactly, I'm supposed to.
Speaker 4: Go fund me and be like, guys, donate to my
Speaker 4: five thousand dollars because I need to be.
Speaker 1: Literally that resell tickets are that much, but like I
Speaker 1: need to be up close.
Speaker 2: Just know, if I am at co or Beyonce and
Speaker 2: I'm close, it's because I did disgusting things for those tickets.
Speaker 2: But yeah, mine would be AFX Twin and radio Head
Speaker 2: I fear, and I think it would be like Philip Glass,
Speaker 2: which like is like kind of annoying, but like I
Speaker 2: dead ass love like orchestral orchestral music right now and
Speaker 2: like based off of right Actually, no, that's been a
Speaker 2: long time coming. Or Steve Raich.
Speaker 1: I don't know, that's like too hard of a question.
Speaker 2: Maybe Cock two Twins. Oh yeah, I don't know, what
Speaker 2: do you think?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 3: Okay, I thought about it, and it would be Ai Drake,
Speaker 3: the kid Larroy and Machine Gun Kelly.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, that sounds like the scariest thing ever.
Speaker 3: Cg Ai or wait, hologram Ai Drake, Yeah yeah, or
Speaker 3: Peter Griffin singing like passion Fruit but something.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, is Robin Gutrie still alive?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right, okay he is, because I was gonna be like
Speaker 1: I was thinking, for some reason the other day I
Speaker 1: thought that all these like really important lead female vocalists
Speaker 1: that I liked, you were you here that night? That
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, like, not alive anymore. And then
Speaker 1: everybody was like, no, all these people are alive. And
Speaker 1: for some reason, I have a really bad habit where
Speaker 1: I just assume people are not with us anymore. If
Speaker 1: they made really good music in like the seventies to nineties,
Speaker 1: I'm like, there's no way you're still here, because that
Speaker 1: would also mean that you did this when you were
Speaker 1: so fucking young, and that's really upsetting.
Speaker 3: Because it breaks my brain to just imagine that that
Speaker 3: person just wakes up and like watches.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's YouTube.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's literally.
Speaker 2: That's literally why I don't think anybody is alive except
Speaker 2: for me, because I'm like, yeah, fucking right, Like I
Speaker 2: was thinking about that last night as I was doing
Speaker 2: my laundry. I was like, no one else does this,
Speaker 2: Like I'm the only fool on this planet falling for
Speaker 2: and actually doing my laundry. And if I see you
Speaker 2: or Josh doing it, it's not real, it's not happening.
Speaker 2: It's all like an act. But like when when when
Speaker 2: you go away on your vacations or when Josh goes
Speaker 2: back to OC and I'm kind of like alone by myself.
Speaker 2: It's y'all getting your vacation time from being accuracy.
Speaker 1: Lilian, Yeah, that does make sense, because I have a
Speaker 1: lot of vacation time.
Speaker 2: Now, why are you getting nervous? I thought your heart
Speaker 2: rate increase? You too?
Speaker 1: Well, I can't think of anybody else but The Sundays
Speaker 1: because like that's the only artist off top of my
Speaker 1: head right now that I know. I would like love
Speaker 1: their whole discography, and I don't want to pick anybody
Speaker 1: that I can see in concert, so I'm trying to
Speaker 1: like think I would actually pay so much money just
Speaker 1: to see Robin Guctrie. Like that's one of my favorite
Speaker 1: like ambient artists ever, who the fuck? And Robin is
Speaker 1: just from Cocktau Twins, So if I saw Cock two Twins,
Speaker 1: I would be seeing Robin, so like that would be
Speaker 1: a good mix. I think I would put cocktoon Twins.
Speaker 2: Or Brian Eno would be really good.
Speaker 1: Slow Dive, even though Slow Dive I think still plays.
Speaker 2: I need to host a fucking music festival so bad.
Speaker 1: That was something we always talked about in like twenty seventeen,
Speaker 1: twenty eighteen, but now everybody in their fucking mother does
Speaker 1: music festivals and it's just ran through. Yeah, it's ran through,
Speaker 1: and like I don't know if.
Speaker 3: I do that ever, Bad Baby, backpack Kid, and then
Speaker 3: and Bo Burnham or Daniel.
Speaker 1: Fuck also like what do you just look up people
Speaker 1: who's like insufferable people with the letter.
Speaker 2: B is their first thing, and I am evangelist.
Speaker 1: I would say I would pay so much money if
Speaker 1: like if there was you know the TikTok like fights
Speaker 1: where it's like you pay for someone to win, and
Speaker 1: it was like Bad Baby versus Bo Burnham, and whoever won,
Speaker 1: that's who was going to perform. I would tap so
Speaker 1: much money into Bad Baby. I'd be like, please, that's
Speaker 1: been coming out as a Bo Burnham.
Speaker 3: I was just imagining, like wheat pasted posters for that festival,
Speaker 3: like the kid.
Speaker 1: On the Triple Wait dides a backpack kid hit someone
Speaker 1: or was that the Sophie.
Speaker 2: Kid Selfie Sepie Kid. Fuck. What was I gonna fucking say?
Speaker 2: Goddamn it fucked, there was something so funny that was
Speaker 2: going to come out of my mouth. What did you
Speaker 2: just say? Wheat pasty both burn them? Bad baby, bad baby.
Speaker 1: TikTok. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: Someone was telling me that we need to do a
Speaker 1: TikTok rivalry thing and see who wins. I was saying,
Speaker 1: I think you would win on the like live thing
Speaker 1: for like when people donate for someone to win, I
Speaker 1: think you would win, like fullhearted.
Speaker 2: I dead don't think.
Speaker 1: So I saw somebody like these two girls doing it.
Speaker 1: She was like, she's a fucking cheater. Like they were
Speaker 1: actually beefing crazy over and I was like whoa, and
Speaker 1: she was being selling. She was like, you're a fucking
Speaker 1: bum bitch. You have twelve dollars in your fucking account
Speaker 1: right now, like because she only had like twelve people
Speaker 1: who voted for her or something.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, So we should do that and then
Speaker 2: donate the money to my weed fund because I smoke
Speaker 2: a lot of cush. Hey hey hey yea yea yea yea. No, dude,
Speaker 2: I really need to find that joke. And that's why
Speaker 2: I interrupt people because it's gone it like left, it's
Speaker 2: someone else is gonna fucking say it.
Speaker 1: Well, write it down and then say it in the
Speaker 1: next episode, and if somebody comments it will act like
Speaker 1: they don't exist. Bad Baby, we need a bad Baby
Speaker 1: Bad Bunny collab.
Speaker 2: That's who I thought Ky was gonna say as his
Speaker 2: real answer, but we still have yet to get a
Speaker 2: real answer.
Speaker 3: Those were real answers.
Speaker 1: My god, you're so weird.
Speaker 3: I don't know the real answers that I don't know.
Speaker 3: Whenever I think of that, my brain goes into like
Speaker 3: scarcity mindset and it freezes up, and I just I
Speaker 3: don't know. There's so many amazing artists that I like.
Speaker 2: And then who is your favorite musician?
Speaker 1: I don't no, I don't really have are you like
Speaker 1: insecure to say no?
Speaker 3: I truly just don't really have one.
Speaker 1: On Spotify it's like your favorite.
Speaker 3: I don't know. How do you see that?
Speaker 2: Look up like Spotify rapped. I'm so curious to see
Speaker 2: what your top is. I feel like I've heard you
Speaker 2: listening to Drake before, like liking.
Speaker 3: Drake, still like Drake a lot. I used to you
Speaker 3: also like as weird as that is now to say
Speaker 3: because I never listened to Drake.
Speaker 1: But I really like, have you seen him live?
Speaker 2: Yeah? We were yea literally want.
Speaker 3: I genuinely alone? Like the production on a lot of
Speaker 3: Drake songs is pretty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like you like just rap, like shitty rap,
Speaker 2: good rap, and like really like new contemporary rap.
Speaker 3: I kept on thinking, like, I can't pick three, but
Speaker 3: what would be really sick is seeing like Young Lean
Speaker 3: do a headlining show, because I don't like, imagine if
Speaker 3: we're in a world where Young Lean like headlined Coachella
Speaker 3: and what that show would look.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, and everybody enjoyed it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, I feel like that would be really cool.
Speaker 1: I wonder what his stage production would look like if
Speaker 1: he had that kind of money.
Speaker 2: Though he could freak that shit. He's got weird ass
Speaker 2: ideas in that fucking brain. But all right, let's tap
Speaker 2: into Mediam Little Fluffy Clouds by The Orb, Psychic Sweeping
Speaker 2: by Patricia wolf D, mask Rose Evangelists, and Slow Mo
Speaker 2: by Paul Leonard Morgan. And then I've been watching I
Speaker 2: watched Guardians of the Galaxy and that movie was a masterpiece.
Speaker 1: The new one, uh mineus Listen to My Song by Derondo,
Speaker 1: I'll belong to you, Clyde d.
Speaker 2: Huh, I just said Dean during.
Speaker 1: Uh Bitter with the Sweet Carol King. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I've been like re listening to the same like three songs,
Speaker 1: and those songs are In and Out of the Shadows
Speaker 1: by Dion, I Just Want to Talk to You Charles
Speaker 1: Brown and Sleepy Creek and Alone Again by Gilbert O'Sullivan.
Speaker 1: That song is like so good and guess I'm done
Speaker 1: by Glenn Campbell.
Speaker 2: But Glenn Campbell was someone I was considering as like
Speaker 2: one of my musicians I would see live.
Speaker 1: I just don't know that I care for most of
Speaker 1: his discography. I like he has like a like six
Speaker 1: songs that are some of the best songs ever, but
Speaker 1: then like all the other like really classic folks songs
Speaker 1: that are like sticking to the the guidelines of folk songs.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know if I'm genuinely curious though,
Speaker 2: like what everyone listening to this is their top three.
Speaker 2: I just think that's like such a good question to
Speaker 2: like get to know someone and you can base a lot.
Speaker 2: So I'll literally leave a comment or whatever, you know
Speaker 2: what I.
Speaker 1: Would love to see Neptunes or paral or like any idea,
Speaker 1: any you would be late, like whether it's like Pharrell
Speaker 1: solo or like any r D or like just the Neptunes.
Speaker 1: And they're literally having all these artists that they produce
Speaker 1: for come out. That would be asking too much though.
Speaker 1: That's literally asking for like eighteen million artists to be
Speaker 1: backstage waiting to like get on.
Speaker 2: That would be a ld As concert.
Speaker 3: Where were you saying, Wichita alignment? Seeing that line would.
Speaker 2: Be so yeah, that would make me like breaking.
Speaker 1: That would be so nice.
Speaker 2: All right. That was the episode by Disease you so
Speaker 2: much for
Speaker 1: Nine h