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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of alcomy, this covidition, and

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Ys that Kevin Pollock, Well,

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Speaker 1: how about we think in terms of following the CDC

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Speaker 1: guidelines and staying inside unless for essential as the actual cure,

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Speaker 1: and then crying like babies with picket signs as quarantine

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Speaker 1: confined inside for another year? How about that those are

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Speaker 1: the cash tag. Don't be a dick, but I digress.

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Speaker 1: Let's meet our alcome is, shall we in no particular

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Speaker 1: or to say hello to Mr James Heeney James Heenington

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Speaker 1: the third, please complete the following. If I had my

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Speaker 1: way instead of blank, we would all blank. If I

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Speaker 1: had my way instead of blank, we would all blank,

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Speaker 1: all right. If I had it my way, we all

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Speaker 1: wouldn't get sick when we got to buy us. We

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Speaker 1: would get superpowers when we got a virus, and instead

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Speaker 1: of it being something that you didn't want to catch,

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Speaker 1: you would want to catch that flying disease. Catch the

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Speaker 1: flying disease. I only had two blanks in there, but

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Speaker 1: thank you, thank you for the extra words, same price.

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Speaker 1: Stay the course with Craig Katkowski k account. Is there

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Speaker 1: a chance I can take delivery by Friday this Friday. Yes,

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Speaker 1: what's your window? My window is Friday to Friday, Friday

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Speaker 1: to Friday. Um, I've got like a five eighteen am

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Speaker 1: oh okay, am eighteen as in yes, uh Friday, okay, good, okay, great,

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Speaker 1: I got you down. Thank you just need your credit

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Speaker 1: card number and wait a second. Um, thank goodness for goodness,

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Speaker 1: it's Jessica Lowe. Jessica. Uh, what was the name of

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Speaker 1: your childhood imaginary friend? I didn't need one because I

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Speaker 1: had so many friends who boom, wow, she's feeling confident. Folks.

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Speaker 1: You can't see this at home, but a mike was

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Speaker 1: just physically dropped. Uh, take your mask the hell off.

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Speaker 1: It's Chris Alvarado. Dr Alvarado. Can I get COVID nineteen

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Speaker 1: by having sweet sweet sex with a Haitian monkey? No? No,

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Speaker 1: that's no, No, that's fine, Okay cool, Actually it's encouraged.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've never felt so good and last but

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Speaker 1: overpaid for toilet paper online. If you think him leaves,

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Speaker 1: it's Joey Greer. Connie Ge. Do you think everything tastes

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Speaker 1: better with dingle berries? Yes, the one of the rarest

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Speaker 1: of all berries and hard to make hard to make.

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Speaker 1: How do you make them? Uh? Well, uh, high fiber diet,

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Speaker 1: a lot of grease, very tight pants and uh, i'd

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Speaker 1: say about a four mile run. What's all the grease for?

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Speaker 1: So it comes out smooth? You want them to coogularly,

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Speaker 1: want them to collect, so you ingest the grease. You

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Speaker 1: don't insert the Greeks exactly. I know I was doing

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Speaker 1: something wrong. I'm having a cooking show online if anybody wants,

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Speaker 1: I live streaming. So if anybody wants to, when is that?

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Speaker 1: When can we see that? Uh? It's two thirty in

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Speaker 1: the morning every every Monday, so check it out, so

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Speaker 1: to technically Tuesday morning? Yes, are you sure? Is that

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Speaker 1: two thirty am Pacific time? P B P D T.

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, let's do a damn show. As my Almost

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Speaker 1: all of our scenes are listener emails. The others are

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Speaker 1: patron v I P Priority emails. Uh. If you'd like

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Speaker 1: to submit your listener email, please do we encourage that

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Speaker 1: as well as writing a review. Perhaps James has got

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Speaker 1: a new one for us today we'll find out certainly

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Speaker 1: he does. Please write your emails to us. I love

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Speaker 1: hearing from you. I truly, truly do I think you

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Speaker 1: all know by now. I reply to each and every

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Speaker 1: damn email right to your name here at alchemy this

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Speaker 1: dot com. That's your name here at alchemy this dot com.

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Speaker 1: See number one comes from patron v I P. Jamie Garcia,

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Speaker 1: who wrote, Hey, Alchemy this I'm the dude that suggested

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Speaker 1: the dog with thumbs and the doctor that cheated through

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Speaker 1: medical school. Oh I remember those. Today is trash pickup

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Speaker 1: day and as Joey, you're young and spry refuse collection

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Speaker 1: technician in parentheses, the dude hanging off the back of

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Speaker 1: the truck dumping your garbage as he passes by his

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Speaker 1: own house. His own house, You'll all caps never believe

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Speaker 1: what finds in his can. When this wacky end of

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Speaker 1: the world antics are over, I'm going to fly out

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Speaker 1: to see you guys at the West Side Comedy Theater.

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Speaker 1: Be well till then, sincerely, Jamie Garcia. All right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so well, we'll just hit up these streets right here,

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Speaker 1: and then do you mind if we popped by my

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Speaker 1: my house. Wait, well, you're not supposed to be going

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Speaker 1: over to your house on your shift. If you want

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Speaker 1: your house, but not I need to let me just look,

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Speaker 1: let's just dump my trash and then we'll move on. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm getting a lot of heat at home, so let's

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Speaker 1: just it's gonna go in the regular order. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: pick up your trash later. I mean, it's it's two

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Speaker 1: gonna be like in the four hours. All right, all right,

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Speaker 1: but this is priority access that not many people would get.

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Speaker 1: Of course, the priority access, I mean, that's a whole

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Speaker 1: point of doing this, don't we huh for the perks?

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Speaker 1: You do this for the perks, Louis how many of

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Speaker 1: your family members do we hit off route? Hey, it's different.

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Speaker 1: I've been here for a long time. My family is

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Speaker 1: kind of the reason this carbage company exists company, the reason,

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Speaker 1: you know what, what other family has can dropped this

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Speaker 1: over history and time? What are you talking about? Like

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Speaker 1: This company runs on the blood of the Smithson's. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it wouldn't be here for West for the Smithson's. Come on,

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Speaker 1: are you kidding me? This is this is a public

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Speaker 1: we need every every city, every town's got there we're

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Speaker 1: talking about. Yeah, but this lives is a particularly trashy town,

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Speaker 1: and we have put a lot of time and effort.

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Speaker 1: We're now you're just sitting here talking to me. Get

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Speaker 1: your fucking trash. Smith's are you saying, well, you know,

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Speaker 1: maybe that's a problem. Maybe you and your family are

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Speaker 1: causing all these problems. Huh. Maybe you and your family

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Speaker 1: are making this town a little more trashy, so you'll

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Speaker 1: got more jobs. This is the dirtiest town I've ever

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Speaker 1: been to my goddamn life. No, you know what my trash,

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Speaker 1: my trash is cleaned before we even put it out there.

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Speaker 1: We have respect. Let's take a look at what you

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Speaker 1: kind of sucking trash. You got your fucking trash can Oh,

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Speaker 1: now we're going to my house. Well here, we'll here.

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Speaker 1: We're sitting in front of your house. I just pulled

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Speaker 1: this stuff, all right, that's I want to see what's

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Speaker 1: in there. It's a federal to go through my garbage,

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Speaker 1: all right. Yeah, it's a federal crime if you don't

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Speaker 1: give me permission. But you know I gave priority access

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Speaker 1: to you. Okay, Mrs Carlson. So your husband is working currently,

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Speaker 1: is that correct? That's correct? Okay. Well, my partner and

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Speaker 1: I here, Uh, we've been doing this a lot, this

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Speaker 1: to buy the firearms from you. You need to make

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Speaker 1: It Ain't that right, Ricky? Absolutely? What do I kid? Okay? Great? Well, uh,

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Speaker 1: like a dick, today's last day. I'm so sorry, Ricky.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's got to have a last day. It's fine, It's

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Speaker 1: it's for the best. Okay. So your husband won't be

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming based on a nine to five job, Ricky.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait till you leave the whatever the funk

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Speaker 1: I'm the one leaving, and yet you're so dismissive about

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Speaker 1: and sweat to whatever the funk we do? Okay? Kind

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Speaker 1: of attitude is that? Listen, honestly, I'm I'm sad that

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't be doing that. You come to the party,

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Speaker 1: of course, Well be at the party, al right. Excellent, excellent,

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Speaker 1: just just gonna be you and me. So he's gonna

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Speaker 1: wire me? I just okay, yeah, okay, So Ricky's gonna

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Speaker 1: wire you. The house are just a whole bunch of guns.

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Speaker 1: It might goddamn trash. Jeezus, did you throw this out?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw this out. Somebody put this in here, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Smiths and a lot of what it's a lot of guns.

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Speaker 1: It's a lot of fit in the brim that you

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Speaker 1: smith and I I don't know what the health this is. Look,

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Speaker 1: we gotta get rid of this. Okay, dude, we gotta

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Speaker 1: get rid of Look there's dogs everywhere around here. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Can I go? Can I go through your garbage? Uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking for sure, looking for cans. Yeah yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: let him do it, let him touch the guns. I'm

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Speaker 1: just the guy look up for cans. Yeah yeah, yeah, whatever, man, whatever, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: at worst case scenario. This guy takes the rap, all right,

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Speaker 1: But the rep for what for the guns man? What

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Speaker 1: these things are? What does guns do? Hold on a second, buddy,

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Speaker 1: can guy? I got a name? What is it? Man? Grover?

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Speaker 1: Get the funk out of Your name? Is broke? Are

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Speaker 1: you faking kidding me? Why would I kid you about that?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. When you're wearing a cape,

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Speaker 1: you've got two pairs of sunglasses on your face. You know,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, super grow walk. It's a really bright day. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I guess. I guess it's glare from

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Speaker 1: I can make an excuse. I get it, I get it.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what a gun does? Mrs Carlson? Is

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Speaker 1: that is that your husband is a garbage man? Correct? No,

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Speaker 1: there's a garbage truck right in front of your house.

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Speaker 1: You didn't say he was coming home early? Well, this

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Speaker 1: isn't normally on Joey's route. I don't I don't know. Huh.

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Speaker 1: Is there a chance we could go out and talk

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Speaker 1: to him. Maybe that's him maybe, And there's a lot

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Speaker 1: of garbage trucks and times he's very jealous if he

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Speaker 1: sees two men coming out of his house. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what he's Let's see what happens. It could be fun.

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Speaker 1: So we don't have to ask him for permission to

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Speaker 1: go talk to him. We can just go do this.

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Speaker 1: What do you say? I say? It could be a

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Speaker 1: lot of fun. Can I just be straight up with you?

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Speaker 1: I'm team Ricky now, hey, so so am I? And

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Speaker 1: he easy to leaving me. But now it's not the

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Speaker 1: time to get into that. We're going to talk to

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Speaker 1: this Joey character and see what the fuss going on.

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Speaker 1: And first of all, I'm not saying I don't know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I don't know what that's exactly what

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Speaker 1: you're saying. Okay, that's exactly Grover. Have you ever driven

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Speaker 1: a dump truck before? Yeah? Just a few times, a

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Speaker 1: few times. We'll get the hell in there. Let's drive

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Speaker 1: and talk. All right, let's drive talk. Hey, there's some

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Speaker 1: good stuff in here. You get some roise? Do I

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Speaker 1: have some lucroise there? You get some lucrois in there. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then it as my wife. Hold on a second,

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Speaker 1: get out of the car, grow, get out of the car.

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Speaker 1: This is okay. I think my wife is having an

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Speaker 1: affair with some Are you fucking my wife? What are

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Speaker 1: you sinking my wife? Grover? I don't live anywhere, need

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Speaker 1: I just walk around the neighbor looking for cans, looking

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Speaker 1: for adults here? All right, Ricky? Al right, that they are.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna approach them right now. But listen before we

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Speaker 1: These original has cost Kevin Pollock a hundred forty five each.

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Speaker 1: Do you know James Heeney? Of course I know James Heeney. No,

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Speaker 1: Sarah Connor. It's a bo it's got a wolf set

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Speaker 1: at a pig's body. Yeah, And I told him I

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Speaker 1: thought it was a boar wolf for um. And you

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Speaker 1: still can't get on the bus that Okay. I just

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Speaker 1: I left my change in the office and and I

419
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Speaker 1: just you know, it was I couldn't grab any change

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Speaker 1: or any it's a dollar fifty. If you have a

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Speaker 1: five dollar bill, you know you can pay more than

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Speaker 1: the fair. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just all my change

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Speaker 1: was at the office. I had to run out because

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Speaker 1: there's a drive the We can't wait for his crap. Please,

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Speaker 1: I'm begging very stop. It's something. Okay, Look, this guy's

426
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Speaker 1: trying to find his cousin. I'm driving him around town.

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Speaker 1: Just I'll tell you what. Just get on the bus. Hey, everybody,

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Speaker 1: thanks for coming to the funeral of James heeny Um.

429
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Speaker 1: As you might have heard because we we aired the episode.

430
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Speaker 1: He was eating alive by a bolf and we're gonna

431
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Speaker 1: miss him. But I'm happy to announce that we have

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Speaker 1: two new cast members to alchemy this. We have Sarah

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Speaker 1: from Nebraska and we have James he Me. Ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: I've done. My son is dead. Yes, Mrs he needs

435
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Speaker 1: so please let it go. I'm a lone James him

436
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Speaker 1: God that that thing has no hair and no island.

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Speaker 1: They're good, You're growing. I'm dreamed, Jim where there's like

438
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Speaker 1: three different kinds of coffee in this casket. This is good.

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Speaker 1: Do you mind if I collect these cans? He's rummaging.

440
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Speaker 1: I'll be out of your way in no time. Sure,

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Speaker 1: take your time, Mrs Heeney. Can I have a word

442
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Speaker 1: with you first? I want to say sorry because I

443
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Speaker 1: loved your son. Um, do you did? I just have

444
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Speaker 1: a quick question. Do you happen to know why his

445
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 1: audio is always a little weirder than everyone else's even

446
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 1: though he was the most tech savvy of the group.

447
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,639
Speaker 1: That was the problem from when he wasn't baby, his

448
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 1: audio was always too low to high. I just wish

449
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,439
Speaker 1: somebody would have turned him up a little, you know

450
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 1: what I mean? He deserved. Hey, there's a there's a

451
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Speaker 1: bloink boy in here. I didn't know that he knew

452
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Speaker 1: was Swiss. Oh that's a family crest. Well here, did

453
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Speaker 1: you want to record a quick episode alive? Let's do

454
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Speaker 1: it on the dame of your son's funeral, Just Chris,

455
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Speaker 1: I just want to say that, Um, just grieving so much.

456
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 1: And yeah, you could take your shirt off. That made

457
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 1: me feel a little better. What's that If you could

458
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 1: just pop that top off real quick, my top? I mean,

459
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Speaker 1: if you it'll make you feel better here, okay there, yeah, yea,

460
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Speaker 1: And we're going live from the funeral in five four three. Whoa,

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Speaker 1: I'll come back to another episode of Alchemy this. I'm

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Speaker 1: your host, Kevin Park. We're coming to you live from

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Speaker 1: the James Heeny funeral. We've got his funeral mother standing

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Speaker 1: by U. Mrs Heeny, could you tell us the third

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Speaker 1: thing the third time? Rather when uh, little James, Little

466
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Speaker 1: tiny James, his audio gave you trouble? Oh? I remember

467
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Speaker 1: when he was giving his recital. He was doing Peter

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Speaker 1: Pear the musical right and he was Peter. He was

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Speaker 1: playing Peter both. It's Mrs Enid. How did it know

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Speaker 1: that scene too? I think? So? How are we spelling both?

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Speaker 1: Because I'd really like to write it down? Well? Be

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Speaker 1: three comes to us from patron v I P. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna spell it first because there's a challenge within the

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Speaker 1: text of the email on pronouncing it correctly capital m

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Speaker 1: m and Mary capital m oh and as a Nancy

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Speaker 1: z e Manzi mans manza. Where are they from? Uh,

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Speaker 1: let's get into it, Hi, Hi ho. Alchemists love the show,

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Speaker 1: which you probably guess considering I pay for this free content.

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Speaker 1: They're from you Bill apparently absolutely adore Craig Gatkowski and

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Speaker 1: Joey Greer, So one out of two ain't bad. Not

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Speaker 1: that I don't like everyone else, but I think I'm

484
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Speaker 1: allowed my favorites, especially now that the plague has descended

485
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Speaker 1: and my boss won't listen to my arguments about revoking

486
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Speaker 1: our essential status. We're just a bank. No one needs money.

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Speaker 1: See suggestion. Video gaming Grandma with a popular Twitch channel

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Speaker 1: can't wait to hear what how you butcher my name? Manzi?

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Speaker 1: The mons the man's How did Fonzie spell Fonzie n

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Speaker 1: z i E? So yeah, there's no eye, so it

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Speaker 1: can't be Manzi manas j Lo you said Manza Mansa. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we'll go with dad, and now we take you to

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Speaker 1: the video gaming Grandma the popular church channel. Uh grahanamed

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Speaker 1: Jr On in about thirty seconds to have any questions

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Speaker 1: for us? No, I am ready, Freddy, okay, ready, Freddie indeed?

496
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 1: And um, what's the game you're playing today? I'm playing

497
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Speaker 1: Dead Man Walking? Alrighty? And uh you're taking challengers? We're

498
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 1: taking calls for challengers? Is that correct? I am sorry, Luke?

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Speaker 1: Can I tell you for a second, yep, excuse me

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Speaker 1: a second. What the hell is going on? You know

501
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 1: what we're doing. If you come to the briefings, you'll

502
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 1: know what we'll be doing. Okay, I'm just here, new

503
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Speaker 1: at twitch. I just got she's nine six years old?

504
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 1: All right, so her before she goes on to a stream.

505
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Speaker 1: For God's sake, last question, I'm not built for this,

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Speaker 1: It's all right, Oh ship, she's spiraling? Can we get

507
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 1: can someone play some music from the twenties? A colmer down? Please? Please? Luke?

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Speaker 1: You know I used to be a dancer. You should

509
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Speaker 1: have seen these legs. Uh oh we know. Yeah, that's

510
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 1: very nice, June, very nice, Luke. Look, do you see

511
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: what you did by asking questions this basicle? She's spiraling out?

512
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 1: Do you not see how used chat? I was watching

513
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 1: the live stream and she's playing dead Man walking? Is

514
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 1: that not a problem to you? Guys? A problem? It's

515
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 1: the video game equivalent of The Ring, the movie. She

516
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 1: could die, so that she prepared for this kind of

517
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Speaker 1: game live wit. You actually believe that this game can

518
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:40,719
Speaker 1: cursed you? And I've never known somebody that wasn't cursed,

519
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 1: that wasn't able to complete the game. Geez, you are

520
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 1: one of the biggest conspiracy theorist I've ever in my life.

521
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Speaker 1: Do you know that? What are you talking about? Who

522
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 1: do you know that has not beaten a game that

523
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 1: started it, that wasn't cursed a whole bunch of people,

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Speaker 1: a whole bunch of people. You're the guy who said,

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Speaker 1: if I have salami, I'm gonna end up losing skin

526
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Speaker 1: on my back. That's what you told me, that said

527
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 1: hard salami, hard salami. I can have the soft Listen,

528
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Speaker 1: I've turned it into my badge. I'm not going to

529
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Speaker 1: be part of this. You're about to butcher an old woman.

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Speaker 1: Here's what you get. This l a p D bad

531
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Speaker 1: So where the hell'd you get there? Well? It was

532
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 1: it was from Halloween last year. We did the costume

533
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 1: thing and I don't know whose it is, but it's not.

534
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 1: This is a legit PDA. This is this is a

535
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 1: homlesside detective. And here's my key fob to get into

536
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Speaker 1: the Twitch building. Here. Huh, this is an n say

537
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Speaker 1: key FuMB Where the hell do you get that? Okay,

538
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 1: but that one's mine. Actually I need that back. You

539
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 1: know what. I'm leaving though, I don't want to be

540
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 1: responsible for this woman's death. It's on your shoulders. Hey, Blake,

541
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 1: is it true you're gonna You're gonna challenge the Grandma today?

542
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 1: Dead Man Walking? Yeah, Bro, I'm awesome, but dead Man Walking? Yeah,

543
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 1: but you're not Grandma good. I think I'm pretty good.

544
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 1: I mean, it's pretty straightforward, right. It's based on the

545
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 1: Tim Robbins film with Sean Penn and Susan Surranded. Um,

546
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 1: so you're an inmate on death row and then None

547
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 1: tries to get you to repent before before you're executed.

548
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 1: But Blake, but I heard, um, I heard some secret

549
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 1: rumblings in the video game Underground that it's also kind

550
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 1: of linked to the movie The Ring. And so if

551
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:18,840
Speaker 1: you beat Grandma like you might die. Yeah, there's a

552
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 1: rumor that if you stay on death row at the

553
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 1: end of the game, you're actually executed by legal injection.

554
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:28,880
Speaker 1: Are you afraid of that? Fuck? No? Bro, Hell yeah,

555
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:32,759
Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat this game. Thanks for coming out to

556
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 1: make out point with me. And just you know, I'm

557
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 1: kind of I don't know how to say this. I'm

558
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 1: really just scared of you playing that game tomorrow, and

559
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 1: I just I don't know, I kind of just want

560
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 1: you to not do it. What if you die, babe?

561
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:48,799
Speaker 1: What are you scared of? Scared of losing you? I'm

562
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 1: scared of not being able to have a baby with you?

563
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: What if you can't get pregnant after this? Let me

564
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 1: lick your ear? Okays? Hey, hey, hey, hey, whoa police?

565
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, let's go. What's your badge? What do you

566
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,919
Speaker 1: get off me? Stop pushing me? Show him your bad job?

567
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 1: Push me man, twitch star? Motherfucker Jesus Christ, where'd you

568
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 1: get that gun? Alright? Kill him? Blake? Trash candle Right,

569
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:23,239
Speaker 1: I'm leavings. Christ. What did you find in my ear? Blake?

570
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:31,760
Speaker 1: There's a lot of good stuff. Did you find that ring? Oh? Yeah? Wow?

571
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,760
Speaker 1: Is this the way of proposing to me? Babe? Baby?

572
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 1: I want to marry you right now. Let's fuck do it.

573
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 1: But you have to promise me you're not going to

574
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 1: play that game? All right? Yeah? I promise I won't

575
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 1: play Dead Man walking in a competition with a grandma

576
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 1: on Twitch tomorrow. Yeah, I promise, Thank you, Thank you, Blake.

577
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 1: Fingers crossed behind my back? What the funk? Are you serious?

578
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:02,359
Speaker 1: And now we're are no fun? You got me? God?

579
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 1: Damn it? Sho, I just swallowed your ring. Hold on,

580
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,359
Speaker 1: hey can't I'm back. It's me again. It's the cop again.

581
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,839
Speaker 1: I'm back. I was just I just radio into the station.

582
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 1: Show us your bag. I have a badge. What do

583
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 1: you I just show it. Don't get your hands off

584
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:26,760
Speaker 1: of me. Show you pizza ship. I'm leaving. Jesus so annoying?

585
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 1: What did you find in my ear? Oh there's like

586
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:35,839
Speaker 1: a cracker in there? How did you get that in there?

587
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 1: I crumpled it up. I really feel that diamond cutting

588
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 1: me inside. All right, so you are the gaming grandma?

589
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,799
Speaker 1: Is that correct? That's correct? We are so excited to

590
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,440
Speaker 1: team up with you. Monster Energy Drink is excited to

591
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 1: be with you. So today you're going live. You're gonna

592
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 1: challenge people to play with you, and whoever wins dies.

593
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 1: Is that correct? That's correct? You know I used to

594
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:06,359
Speaker 1: be a dancer. Oh god, alright, well here, just hold

595
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: this Monster Energy drink and get ready to play. Debt.

596
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 1: That's heavy. That sixty announces announces of slamming slamming energy. Here.

597
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,279
Speaker 1: I'll pour some in a thimble for you. What do

598
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,759
Speaker 1: you say? That sounds perfect? There you go, all right?

599
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 1: Have fun? Dead Men Walking Live? What up, What up?

600
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 1: What up? I'm the video playing Grandma and I'm here

601
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 1: to play dead Man walking. Come on, motherfucker's come on. Okay,

602
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:44,879
Speaker 1: Sister Helen is entering the maximum security prison. She's going

603
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: through security. She has to turn in her rosary beads.

604
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 1: She is now approaching death. Yeah, alright, I'm on death

605
00:37:54,600 --> 00:38:01,359
Speaker 1: row holding the bars on my cell's Grandma. Okay? Then,

606
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:06,359
Speaker 1: oh no, I walked into a corner. I don't know

607
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 1: how to walk away from this. There's like five cells, Like,

608
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 1: what do you It can't be that hard. It's just

609
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: a wall. Turn around, She's just spinning circle. Do you

610
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 1: know how to use your controller? Have you ever played

611
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 1: a video game? That monster energy drink fucked up my hands.

612
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 1: I'm in another corner. I want to request the last meal,

613
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 1: Request the last meal? Hell yeah, hell yeah. Um. I

614
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:43,399
Speaker 1: want a fucking saltine and my girlfriend's here. I want

615
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:47,839
Speaker 1: to cookies and cream shake. I want uh, I want

616
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 1: a barbecue burger with bacon and uh avocado. I want

617
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:58,240
Speaker 1: a cop salad no blue cheese that. I'm just looking

618
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:02,279
Speaker 1: at the sky. I'm to just fallen down. I'm laying down.

619
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Speaker 1: What is she is? She outside? She again? Inside the prison.

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Speaker 1: This is the first screen, and that's a beautiful humulus cloud.

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Speaker 1: It looks sort of like a bunny. Oh ship, Blake,

622
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Speaker 1: you made it. This is the last night. It's the

623
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 1: last hour of death row. All right, bring on the

624
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:23,920
Speaker 1: lethal injection. Dude, Hold on though, what did you actually

625
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 1: really die? Dude? It's a video game. Okay, go do

626
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 1: it anyway. I'm a merried man, that's true. Oh, here

627
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 1: he comes. He has a syringe. Okay, all right, inject

628
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 1: me and checked ng and oh god, I'm so sorry.

629
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 1: Oh why did I kill those people? What? No? I

630
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:59,360
Speaker 1: feel terrible. What's coming on? I'm a murderer. He's fine, Sorry,

631
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 1: I killed those people, Blake, give me your arm. I'm

632
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 1: and inject it does? Come you down? Oka? What are

633
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 1: you doing him? Nothing up on the street. I just

634
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:18,399
Speaker 1: met them. Okay, sorry, down baby, baby, come down. You're

635
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 1: gonna be fine. It's just a game. It's a terrible game.

636
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 1: It's a terrible game. Why would basic video game on jed?

637
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 1: You're right, people people died from the game. I'm sorry.

638
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:38,480
Speaker 1: I called you conspiracy theorists. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Well,

639
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,359
Speaker 1: I guess i'm sorry too. I thought it was gonna

640
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:45,879
Speaker 1: be the old lady Diane. I honestly always hated that

641
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:51,760
Speaker 1: twitch star. What was his name? It doesn't matter, Blake,

642
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 1: you don't want Blake or yeah, probably Blake. It's probably

643
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 1: Blake because it says right here in the casket, do

644
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 1: you mind if I get in here and look around

645
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 1: a little bit? Hey, away, get away from that salts

646
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 1: in here. I'm just here for corporate. Uh. As I

647
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 1: was saying, Blake wasn't only a great gamer, he was

648
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: a great friend and a great husband. That's my husband.

649
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 1: She's currently has handcuffs on because she's being investigated. Uh.

650
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 1: They're looking at her into the murder of of Blake.

651
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 1: I don't know what else to say except fun that

652
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:31,359
Speaker 1: gaming grandma, because if she didn't challenge him, Blake would

653
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 1: still be here today. Oh no, I'm in the casket somehow, Blake.

654
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 1: Can someone help me out of this casket? I just

655
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 1: see dark I can't get out lower it. I'm in

656
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 1: the casket with Blake. I'm alive. Is anyone hearing that?

657
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 1: Am I crazy? No? I hear it too, Okay, you do.

658
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,160
Speaker 1: It's too shocked to be a real person's voice. I

659
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 1: can barely hear it. That's how I feel about you. Really. Alright,

660
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get in that cash kid. Yeah, let's get

661
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 1: in this castie together. Come on, Oh thank you for

662
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 1: letting me. How so I'm not allowed to root through

663
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 1: the casket for cans, but you guys can all get

664
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,759
Speaker 1: in there, Steve, can I see my office for a

665
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 1: second place. I wanted to talk about the dead Man

666
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 1: Walking video game that you design. Sure, sure, yeah, with

667
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 1: the problem, no problem, have a seat. Just starting to

668
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 1: hear some feedback. People have hot properties that have been

669
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 1: adapted from movies. They do, they do, It's just ours

670
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 1: is the first to kill someone? So off it? Say again?

671
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 1: Tim Robins signed off on the game. Yeah he seems healthy.

672
00:42:56,239 --> 00:43:00,040
Speaker 1: But um, a couple of the players have died and

673
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 1: and I'm just curious if you anticipated that. Well, until

674
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:08,319
Speaker 1: we abolish the death penalty in this country, trying to

675
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 1: die on death row? So oh, I see, so you're

676
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 1: treating the games. It's clear like real life. If you

677
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 1: sign up for the game, you will in fact be

678
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 1: treated like someone on death rop. There you might die,

679
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:25,919
Speaker 1: that's right. Hi, sorry to interrupt, um, jail, What's what's

680
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 1: going on? This is gonna sound weird? But there's there's

681
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 1: a wild beast in the office. Tim. Did Tim come

682
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 1: back from vacation? It's not Tim. That's funny joke, though,

683
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 1: that's really funny. It's not Tim. It's like an actual

684
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 1: it's like a beast, and it's like whole office up.

685
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 1: The head of the boar and a body of a wolf,

686
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,360
Speaker 1: or the head of a wolf in the body of

687
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 1: a boar, because it's one's both. It could be a

688
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 1: bull for it could be a war. I'll go check. Yeah,

689
00:43:54,840 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 1: thanks Joe. I think we lost Joe um so again, Steve.

690
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 1: People who play the game we just signed, they need

691
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 1: to sign a release of some kind. We can't just

692
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 1: be killing people. There's a disclaimer on the box. There is.

693
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,280
Speaker 1: And by the box, of course, you mean the video

694
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 1: game box. You know, people are getting this as a

695
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:19,760
Speaker 1: as a digital upload, Steve, How you doing. I represent

696
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 1: Jim Robbins and he's pretty upset about his depiction in

697
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:27,399
Speaker 1: the video game that you create. Jim Robbins. Jim Robbins, Yes, okay,

698
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 1: so you have him as a He's a floating uh

699
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 1: piece of soap that is, speaks to the characters throughout

700
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 1: the game and guides them along that's right. Is a

701
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 1: soap that you might find in the shower of a

702
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 1: of a maximum security penitentiary, right, right, and uh it's

703
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 1: kind of he's uh taken that personally as anyone would.

704
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:50,840
Speaker 1: And I'm offering you a cease and desist letter. Okay,

705
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 1: thank you, you're offered. Okay, I'm offering you nothing. Oka.

706
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 1: Hi Steve, thanks for coming into my office. Um, represent

707
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 1: so many suits? Yeah, I represented the deceased Jill, the

708
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 1: assistant at the building you're at. Um, now we have

709
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:12,880
Speaker 1: we have video surveillance footage of you and another gentleman

710
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 1: continuing on your conversation while she was being mulled by

711
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 1: the book by the war. Um, that makes you comple complicit? Complicit?

712
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 1: What's the word I'm looking for. You are a lawyer, right, Yeah,

713
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:28,320
Speaker 1: that's correct. So you get my Steve, I represented the

714
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:30,439
Speaker 1: lawyer that was just in here, maybe about a couple

715
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 1: of hours ago. Yeah, And so he wanted me to

716
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 1: come in here and say that he's suing you because

717
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 1: you're telling people that he mispronounced a word when we

718
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:41,759
Speaker 1: were having a conversation. Well, I'm feeling pretty complacent about

719
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 1: how complicit I am in this murder. M What did

720
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 1: you say? I just did a little play on words

721
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 1: two similar sounding words. Look, I don't remember this particular death.

722
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:58,320
Speaker 1: I've really left a wake of of destruction in my path.

723
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:00,480
Speaker 1: So you're gonna have for me a little more specific

724
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 1: when you're talking about somebody who's death, I'm responsible for Hi, Steve, what?

725
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 1: I am a mediator here? This is the gaming grandma.

726
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,839
Speaker 1: She was buried alive, but she managed to come out,

727
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 1: and she is now suing you because your video game

728
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 1: has ruined her life. Bring it on. You ruined my life.

729
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:27,320
Speaker 1: I got trapped in a goddamn coffin with like seven people.

730
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:31,360
Speaker 1: It was horrible. I'm sick of it. You ruined my

731
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 1: Twitch account. This dog outside won't stop barking. I just

732
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,880
Speaker 1: my life's in shambles. Okay. I used to be the

733
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 1: face of Monster Energy, and now I got nothing. What

734
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:46,840
Speaker 1: can I fail say that? I feel legitimately awful about

735
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 1: your your plate, and I think we should settle it

736
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 1: the only way that we can, which is over a

737
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 1: game of dead Man Walking. All right, Okay, do you

738
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:58,879
Speaker 1: want to be on death row or do you want

739
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:04,319
Speaker 1: to be Sister Helen? Don't death row? Okay, great, I'll

740
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:08,719
Speaker 1: be sister Helen. Uh, make sure you listen to Jim

741
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 1: Robbins playing the bar of Soap. He's gonna give you

742
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 1: good advice. All right, now, I'm walking. Okay, you're walking walking?

743
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 1: He seated, you're walking. Oh sorry, my boy, I'm walking.

744
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 1: Oh no, I got it, dead end. I'm really bad

745
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 1: at video games. Okay, just just use your just keep

746
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 1: going all the way to the left, keep going all

747
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:44,719
Speaker 1: the way. I'm just making a circle. Okay, well get

748
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:53,840
Speaker 1: get face straight again and now go straight. All right, Okay,

749
00:47:54,239 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 1: try left right, a B right left, no da, And

750
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:10,319
Speaker 1: that's so sure for today. Oh man. Oh for those

751
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:13,719
Speaker 1: of you at home that are piecing together the genius

752
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 1: and playing the game along with us, it's possible that

753
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:23,359
Speaker 1: as that scene started in the chat area of Zoom,

754
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 1: Jessica Low did type I don't know anything about video

755
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:33,840
Speaker 1: games or Twitch, and then one every gold star playing

756
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 1: out the scene. So thank you, champion. That was amazing,

757
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: Thank you all very much. I gotta learn how to

758
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 1: do it from James Peeney. But what you should do

759
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:48,840
Speaker 1: is you should have mouse and keyboard. You're using a

760
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:51,760
Speaker 1: controller and you're not going to have the same control

761
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 1: James James. She wasn't playing the game I had. I

762
00:48:56,080 --> 00:49:00,840
Speaker 1: had patent paper I can't win with. She kept drawing

763
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 1: herself into the corner. Well, thank you all very much.

764
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:07,839
Speaker 1: Let's go around and thank you individually, starting with Jessica though,

765
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Um. How was the drive? No

766
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:14,320
Speaker 1: reason to share your actual location unless you want to

767
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 1: just give us the address. But you guys went for

768
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 1: a little road trip to visit some family in this time?

769
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 1: How was that? It was great? And Sonny was a

770
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 1: very good boy in the back seat. We got a

771
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 1: little car seat far um right next his best friend.

772
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 1: It was great. That is awesome. Everyone's safe and sound, excellent,

773
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:37,239
Speaker 1: and thank you very much, um for joining us in

774
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:40,879
Speaker 1: the world. Yeah, please stay healthy and all the best

775
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 1: to your family. Joey career. Yes, uh, how's moms and

776
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 1: pops in the Florida State? Good? My dad it calls

777
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 1: me when he goes into this car and just sits

778
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 1: there and calls me. He likes to go out to

779
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:58,319
Speaker 1: the car and sit. Yeah, so they're going insane. But

780
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 1: besides that, one's good. Everyone's healthy than God. And that's it.

781
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 1: Just losing their mind, just losing their mind, which is

782
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:11,759
Speaker 1: a good thing to lose, is it? Yeah, okay, better

783
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:16,360
Speaker 1: than losing, but lung capacity totally. I see what you're saying,

784
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:24,880
Speaker 1: James HEMI M well, my friend mml X says that

785
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:29,840
Speaker 1: we are it's his her favorite podcast. Anyways helped me.

786
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 1: This is my favorite podcast, every cast member. It's a

787
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:38,720
Speaker 1: very close friend. And here where's this review being shared

788
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 1: on Apple iTunes? Alight, I'm sorry, Actually it's Apple Podcasts.

789
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 1: I don't know the same thing, because when you started

790
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 1: to speak, it sounded like you're only just relaying to

791
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:52,319
Speaker 1: us the feelings that a friend of yours shared, And

792
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 1: I just want to let the listeners know you were

793
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:57,439
Speaker 1: reading a review. It's a review. I not people knew

794
00:50:57,480 --> 00:50:59,720
Speaker 1: that by now. If I'm if I start reading a review,

795
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 1: it's it's not from a letter that I got from

796
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:05,800
Speaker 1: a friend. You were reading. It sounds like because you

797
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 1: were recalling a memory. Well, that's just really good at

798
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:14,280
Speaker 1: cold reading. If anybody wants me to audition for anything,

799
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 1: that was me cold reading a review, Okay, I'd love

800
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: you to audition. I'd love you to audition right now

801
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:24,799
Speaker 1: for a brilliant improviser wrapping up their portion of a podcast.

802
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 1: All right, Well, it continues then like this when they

803
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 1: have guests fill in, they're all excellent too. This is

804
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:37,920
Speaker 1: only podcast I've ever supported on Patreon. They completely deserve it.

805
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:49,759
Speaker 1: I can't reconnect, but can they have take No did

806
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:57,280
Speaker 1: you say? And that's harder to say than the actual word.

807
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:08,719
Speaker 1: So much we're cold reading skills, James. UM. I would

808
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:11,400
Speaker 1: like to follow that up with a note from a

809
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:14,400
Speaker 1: brand new patron v I P member, Kevin Quast k

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00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 1: w A S. T. Quast, who wrote, so I joined

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00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 1: as a patron v I P, and I challenged ten

812
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 1: other long time listeners to go to v I P

813
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 1: level as well. UM. I think there's a lot of

814
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:33,720
Speaker 1: great fundraising going on out there, and uh, I'm gonna

815
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:37,560
Speaker 1: encourage everyone, in spite of what Kevin cost is saying,

816
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 1: to to help anyone and everyone you know that needs

817
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 1: help during these times. Um. And we've had a few

818
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 1: people right really loving uh letters emails from patrons saying

819
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to hop off. I love you guys,

820
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:55,360
Speaker 1: and I'll come back on when I'm not worried about

821
00:52:55,400 --> 00:53:00,000
Speaker 1: eating every day. UM. Listen, We're we we would love

822
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 1: to be here for you guys. So we're going to

823
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 1: continue to put out the podcast and we appreciate you

824
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 1: listening and we can all get back on the support

825
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:11,799
Speaker 1: train when this craziness stops. Um, but thank you for

826
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 1: the reviews and for writing in as often as you

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Speaker 1: do and staying with us. We're gonna stay with you, um.

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Speaker 1: Craig Kowski final words for today's EPP Well, uh it's

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Speaker 1: it was a wild ride and ye I had a

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Speaker 1: lot of fun. And uh, I hope to meet some

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Speaker 1: of those people again. And uh, that video version of

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Speaker 1: video version of dead Man Walking is a real thing. Um,

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Speaker 1: it's fully available in a box on a cartridge. But

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Speaker 1: uh please, uh you can find out your local liquor store,

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Speaker 1: local liquor store, which you're thriving businesses these days. Chris Alvarado,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much, buddy, Hey, thank you. A couple

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Speaker 1: of points of clarification. It's just Jessica and I did

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Speaker 1: not come visit family. We're staying at a family home

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Speaker 1: that is naked even better because stuff is happening at

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Speaker 1: our home. So just just because people might think it

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Speaker 1: was irresponsible to join others in this time, we are

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Speaker 1: sounds like you're lying. Just nobody's here. It's just one

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Speaker 1: of those people in the background. That's our dog. Um. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I guess I always had the one point in clarification,

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Speaker 1: actually one more point because you don't know it. I

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Speaker 1: love you all. Oh, just to clarify, include to James,

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Speaker 1: you too, James, she met YouTube. Yeah, Joey, Gareth, Thanks,

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Speaker 1: you're welcome. Yeah. Great, I think that's everyone. Let's thank

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Speaker 1: our producer to the stars and engineer, Mr Doug Bason,

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Speaker 1: the fine folks that I heart media keeping us the float.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, and thank you all so very much

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Speaker 1: for johination again right to us at your name here

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Speaker 1: at alcument this dot com. Please stage say please stay

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Speaker 1: extremely healthy. Uh and we love you all. Thanks for

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Speaker 1: hanging with us in the what hour? Yeah, it looks

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Speaker 1: like we're coming up on an hour. Okay, God bless

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Speaker 1: God speed until next time. This