Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central. We made it. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much for coming out. We're offessionally. Yeah. Take a seat,
Speaker 1: take a seat, let's do this thing. Everybody, take and
Speaker 1: see what is happening. Everybody. I'm Trevor No. Welcome to
Speaker 1: the Daily Show, and not just any Daily show. We're
Speaker 1: coming to you from the tap and Naccle Theater in Atlanta. George, everybody,
Speaker 1: We've made it. We're here in Atlanta. That's right, baby,
Speaker 1: a town hot Atlanta. I love it. Black Hollywood, the
Speaker 1: place with the realist housewives, the lost city in the Ocean. No,
Speaker 1: that's Atlantis. But still same feeling. We're here. Oh, and
Speaker 1: I can feel it. You feel amazing. This feels good.
Speaker 1: This feels really good. Oh. I'm excited for this. This
Speaker 1: is great. We're gonna be here all all week. We're
Speaker 1: gonna be here all right. And if you're asking why,
Speaker 1: that's because you know that's how long I'll lay over
Speaker 1: is now I'm joking. I'm joking. It's because Georgia is
Speaker 1: the epicenter of America's elections right now. Yeah, decided everything,
Speaker 1: decided the presidential race. Now it could decide the mid terms.
Speaker 1: And I know I know there are a few other states.
Speaker 1: I know there are, but none of them have the
Speaker 1: best food, right, So I'm loving the food out here.
Speaker 1: Everything is extra. I love it. Yeah, you got you
Speaker 1: got that Southern fried chicken. You know, you got that
Speaker 1: fried okra, you got you got fried tomatoes. Everything is fried.
Speaker 1: Even even some of your politicians brains are fried. I
Speaker 1: like that. You went too far, but I like that.
Speaker 1: The point is We're in Atlanta and I love it.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you I am loving every single moment
Speaker 1: out here. Everything you know, the like like the yeah,
Speaker 1: the five is the five is difference. You've got good people,
Speaker 1: You've got great music. You know, everyone here is so
Speaker 1: polite as well. Yeah. Yeah. In New York people are
Speaker 1: like what the is wrong with you? But here everyone's
Speaker 1: just like bless yo, huh, bless yo hut. And I know,
Speaker 1: I know it means the same thing, but it feels different,
Speaker 1: you know, it feels completely different. Oh. And can I
Speaker 1: just say, can I just say one of the things
Speaker 1: I've been loving most about being here is how black
Speaker 1: it is. What what I landed in Atlanta. I thought
Speaker 1: I flew black to South Africa. My mistake, because there's
Speaker 1: black people everywhere. It's like opposite Boston. I've never been
Speaker 1: anywhere like this. This is wild. From the moment we left,
Speaker 1: like the moment I landed at the airport, this is
Speaker 1: black people ever. Everyone was black. You get in the car,
Speaker 1: your Uber drivers black. Everyone in the hotel was black.
Speaker 1: I get into the room, I turn on the TV.
Speaker 1: The news anchor is black. Throws throws to a black
Speaker 1: weather man, then crosses over to like a black sports reporter.
Speaker 1: I walk into the bathroom. I look in the mirror.
Speaker 1: That person is black. I was like what. And you
Speaker 1: can feel it. You can feel it in the city
Speaker 1: because everyone complains that like, oh, Atlanta has so much traffic,
Speaker 1: trafl Have you felt the traffic if you felt what
Speaker 1: it's like I have. But the blackness changes that too.
Speaker 1: This is the only city I've been to where the
Speaker 1: traffic has rhythm. You can feel the trap even when
Speaker 1: you moving forward and back. It's just like it's got
Speaker 1: like a little like it's like a stop and then
Speaker 1: it's go, and then it's like stopping this go And
Speaker 1: you're like, what are we are we do? What's happening
Speaker 1: right here? And you're like, oh, I'm gonna change lanes
Speaker 1: I'm gonna change nanthing, like oh no, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: back to that lane, and ah, what's happening right now? Okay,
Speaker 1: what kind of traffic is this? He's gonna emerge, You're
Speaker 1: gonna e merge here, and it's like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna let me emerge. Well, bless your heart, sir,
Speaker 1: bless your heart. But as I said, as I said,
Speaker 1: the reason we're here, the real reason we're here, is
Speaker 1: because we wanted to feel what it's like to be
Speaker 1: on the ground in a state that everyone is looking
Speaker 1: to as election day approaches. Everyone all right, and you
Speaker 1: can feel it. You can feel it. I mean you
Speaker 1: you all live here, you know what I'm talking about. Like,
Speaker 1: you can't even forget election days coming. Every single ad,
Speaker 1: every single ad is political now, every at, every billboard
Speaker 1: is political. Everything, every flyer, every spam text that you get,
Speaker 1: everything is political. It's Halloween today. I bumped into a
Speaker 1: kid on the street dressed as Frankenstein, was like, hey,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? He's like, the real monster is
Speaker 1: actually inflation. This is three Musketeers. Feels like a two Musketeers.
Speaker 1: And as you know, there are two big races, two
Speaker 1: major races that everybody's watching, two major races. First up,
Speaker 1: the governor's race, of course, yes, but the seats to
Speaker 1: seek currently occupied by Republican Brian Kemp, who's leading in
Speaker 1: the polls right now. What is that? Is that for Halloween?
Speaker 1: Is that why you're doing? Is that? What that is? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And he's running on a platform of making it harder
Speaker 1: to get an abortion but easier to get a gun.
Speaker 1: And despite his policies, Brian Camp is seen as a moderate.
Speaker 1: That's what I find really interesting, all because all because
Speaker 1: he refused to help Donald Trump overturned the election, which
Speaker 1: is good, don't get me wrong, But that's how extreme
Speaker 1: politics has gotten in America. And he's like, I don't
Speaker 1: think we should hang Mike pants, and people like, wow,
Speaker 1: this guy's got some moderate views. Yeah, he's a real
Speaker 1: moderate politician. But of course, the person trying to stop
Speaker 1: Kemp from getting a second term is the one and
Speaker 1: only Stacy Abrews, who who, by the way, who, by
Speaker 1: the way does it all. She writes books, She's a
Speaker 1: voting rights activist who played a big part in turning
Speaker 1: Georgia blue, and and and it turns out, it turns
Speaker 1: out she even has a budding acting career. Today we
Speaker 1: greet the President of United Earth about welcome missile caase
Speaker 1: that's coming. Okay, I see you, miss Abrams, I see
Speaker 1: you set phases to cameo. It's great. It's great to
Speaker 1: see that Stacy Abrams has gone boldly where no one
Speaker 1: has gone before. Paramount plus I like that. Now we're
Speaker 1: gonna be chatting from Abrams right later on in the show,
Speaker 1: so we'll get back to that. But right now, right now,
Speaker 1: let's focus on a sentence showdown that has ramifications even
Speaker 1: beyond Georgia. Right, and it's between it's between Democratic Senator
Speaker 1: Raphael Warnock and Republican candidates, and the Republican candidates herschel Walker. Yes. Now. Now,
Speaker 1: warnox campaign is focused on abortion rights and expanding infrastructure,
Speaker 1: all right, But as election day gets closer, I feel
Speaker 1: like his campaign adds and now more focused on making
Speaker 1: sure that the race doesn't go any longer than it
Speaker 1: has to guess who's coming to Thanksgiving? That's right, I
Speaker 1: could be interrupting your Thanksgiving because if nobody gets fift
Speaker 1: the vote, there'll be a runoff, and nobody wants that
Speaker 1: to happen. Robo warnout, We don't have to mix politics
Speaker 1: and Thanksgiving. That's why I proved this message pass this
Speaker 1: proposed could I have to say that is the most
Speaker 1: convincing way to get people to vote. If you don't vote,
Speaker 1: politicians are gonna come to your house and hang out.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine politicians just showing up on Thanksgiving? Like, ha,
Speaker 1: I'm herschel Walker. It's like, oh, hi, Dad, rang house,
Speaker 1: raw house. And by the way, by the way, I
Speaker 1: really need to understand it. What is what is going
Speaker 1: on in Georgia that Reverend Raphael Warnock is neck and
Speaker 1: neck with herschel Walker? What is happening? Like, I know,
Speaker 1: I know walkers all neck, but what what is what
Speaker 1: is happening? Every second thing the man says turns out
Speaker 1: to be alive, all right. He walks around with a
Speaker 1: faith police badge. He pretended he was an FBI agents,
Speaker 1: all right. He claimed he was anti abortion, even though
Speaker 1: he apparently paid for one. He claimed he had only
Speaker 1: one kid, even though he has like a thousand oh
Speaker 1: and and he told people he graduates it in the
Speaker 1: top one percent of his class at the University of Georgia.
Speaker 1: And then it turn out he never graduated at all
Speaker 1: at all like, at this point, I want to meet
Speaker 1: the hershel Walker that herschel Walker thinks he is right
Speaker 1: because at this point, at this point, everything is like
Speaker 1: he treats real life the way we treat dating apps,
Speaker 1: you know, just like in your profile, like I'm one
Speaker 1: of the tallest people. You'll love me. It's I founded
Speaker 1: my own industry and my mom lives with me, not
Speaker 1: the other way around. Yeah, but the bigger thing about
Speaker 1: herschel Walker for me isn't all the lying in the hypocrisy.
Speaker 1: He's also just weird. He's a strange guy, you know,
Speaker 1: Like and if you don't believe me, if you don't
Speaker 1: believe me, watch him give one of my favorite answers
Speaker 1: ever in politics. Right, this is what he said when
Speaker 1: he was asked about the biggest problem facing America today.
Speaker 1: What do you see as some of the big biggest
Speaker 1: problems going on in our country today? I think some
Speaker 1: of the biggest problems going on our country today we
Speaker 1: have so many celebrities telling people that they can't do it,
Speaker 1: telling a lot of people, oh, you know, it's you
Speaker 1: can't do it, Like you gotta feel bad for yourself,
Speaker 1: feel sorry for yourself. We just sayd theme go to.
Speaker 1: You know they've done it, but they're telling you you
Speaker 1: can't do it, and it's like, God, you did it,
Speaker 1: why they can't do it? Okay, First of all, that
Speaker 1: was the sleepiest interview h of ever said. It's like,
Speaker 1: it's like if ambient had a podcast. Uh what was that?
Speaker 1: The only reason those two should be in the same room,
Speaker 1: is it been constant is doing brain surgery on her
Speaker 1: still walker? Because no other reason they should be talking
Speaker 1: to each other. No, because I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: He says. The biggest problem, the biggest problem that America
Speaker 1: is facing right now, celebrities telling people they can't do it.
Speaker 1: The biggest problem, the biggest part you think the average
Speaker 1: American right now is saying, I know inflation is bad
Speaker 1: right now, but the bigger issue is that I've been
Speaker 1: Eagel has never told me to follow my dreams. I
Speaker 1: could have owned a bakery by now, could have been
Speaker 1: banking for family and look and look, I get it.
Speaker 1: I get it all right. Some people be like, you're
Speaker 1: a celebrity, you're not objective. Well, I guess so, maybe
Speaker 1: I'm missing something here, you know, maybe I am and
Speaker 1: so and so If I am. In case I've been
Speaker 1: too discouraging to the American people, let me say this.
Speaker 1: In America, you can do anything, just like herschel Walker.
Speaker 1: If you want to be an FBI agent, do you
Speaker 1: claim you're an FBI agent. If you want to graduate valedictorian,
Speaker 1: just tell people that had happened, because it did. If
Speaker 1: you want to be the father of one despite having
Speaker 1: father fall, then by God, be the father of one
Speaker 1: despite having father four children. That is the American way.
Speaker 1: The point is, there are many major races that are
Speaker 1: going on this year, and they're really close. You know
Speaker 1: this American knows this. Right. A week from now, herschel
Speaker 1: Walker might actually be claiming victory. I mean he'll be
Speaker 1: doing that no matter what. But he could actually win
Speaker 1: for real. And that's why with one week until the election,
Speaker 1: the Democrats have pulled out the big guns. Yeah, Netflix
Speaker 1: is very own Barack Obama. This race is so important.
Speaker 1: It even got Obama off the beach. He was down
Speaker 1: here in Georgia over the weekend and he brought that
Speaker 1: Obama swag with him. Some of you may not remember,
Speaker 1: but herschel Walker was ahead of a football player. But
Speaker 1: but but here's the question, does that make him mc
Speaker 1: quinn two weigh in on the critical decisions about our
Speaker 1: economy and our foreign policy in our future. Let's let's
Speaker 1: do a thought experiment. Let's said here at the airport
Speaker 1: and you see Mr Walker, You say, hey, there's herschel Walker,
Speaker 1: Heisman winner. Let's have him to fly on the plane.
Speaker 1: You'd want to know, doesn't he know how to fly
Speaker 1: on that plane? Wow? Wow? Really, Randy? President Obama? Ready,
Speaker 1: you're gonna say that about a man who graduated in
Speaker 1: the top one percent of pilot school. How dare you?
Speaker 1: A lot of people don't notice about me, hershul But
Speaker 1: I was in Top Gun. That movie was about me.
Speaker 1: My name in the eighties was Pete Maverick. I love
Speaker 1: how Obama roasts you with like a signature swag. He
Speaker 1: makes it sound so polite, but he's roasting the ship
Speaker 1: out of you. The last time I checked, you don't
Speaker 1: have any brains. But it was fun. It was fun
Speaker 1: to see Obama at it again, wasn't it. Huh? People
Speaker 1: always love seeing him come out. You know, it gets
Speaker 1: the crowd fired up, gets everybody excited. You know, that's
Speaker 1: what you get from him in a race. You know
Speaker 1: that's why they don't send Joe Biden. You know you
Speaker 1: you don't get the same thing from him. It's true,
Speaker 1: Joe Biden wants to do it. He's always like, I'll
Speaker 1: go give him speech and everyone's like no, no, it's please, sir, please,
Speaker 1: you're needed in Washington. There's a one thousand piece puzzle.
Speaker 1: We need your help. On you go on, you go on, sir.
Speaker 1: He's like, I used to know a guy named Puzzle.
Speaker 1: Yes you did, sir, Yes you didn't, go on. You
Speaker 1: just solved that, sir. So at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: it's all gonna come down to the votes, right, who
Speaker 1: votes who doesn't, which is gonna be a little bit harder.
Speaker 1: I don't need to tell you this, but you know
Speaker 1: this because last year Georgia State Republicans passed a very
Speaker 1: controversial bill. Right. It was a law s P two
Speaker 1: O two, which created all kinds of new obstacles to voting,
Speaker 1: fewer drop boxes, short to absentee voting windows. Uh. And
Speaker 1: it's even illegal to hand water to people waiting in line. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, luckily you can still hand out to sunny
Speaker 1: because legally that's considered sewage. But at that point, I
Speaker 1: mean people would rather that first. Now. Georgia Republicans claimed
Speaker 1: that this bill was about votes of fraud, but we
Speaker 1: all know the real motivation and that it's about fraud, right,
Speaker 1: It was about trying to suppress the voter turnout. We
Speaker 1: get it, I get it. I mean because at some
Speaker 1: point they even tried to limit early voting on a Sunday.
Speaker 1: Why Sunday, We know why? Because of souls to the polls.
Speaker 1: All right, you have an organization that makes sure that
Speaker 1: they get people going straight from church on a Sunday
Speaker 1: to go and vote. And I gotta say that's particularly
Speaker 1: messed up. How are you going to take that away?
Speaker 1: Sunday voting was the one day when black Church was
Speaker 1: only five hours instead of ten. But can I tell
Speaker 1: you what I've loved about being here in Georgia is
Speaker 1: watching the news and realizing that the votes of suppression
Speaker 1: strategy might have backfired, because it turns out, it turns
Speaker 1: out all these new restrictions are just motivating Georgia to
Speaker 1: vote even harder. Continued to see a record purnout for
Speaker 1: early voters in a new turn So far, more than
Speaker 1: one point six million people have already cast their votes
Speaker 1: in charge and election officials expect that number to surpass
Speaker 1: the two million mark this week. And I think a
Speaker 1: lot of people are really motivated for a bunch of
Speaker 1: different reasons. Um And I think democracy is definitely on
Speaker 1: the table. People have fought for us to have the
Speaker 1: right to vote, so we are persistent about coming to
Speaker 1: vote early. You know a lot of people lost their
Speaker 1: lives for us to have that privilege to come out
Speaker 1: and voice our opinion. I would have came out, I
Speaker 1: was snow on the ground, that would have came out
Speaker 1: to vote. Do you think including Yeah, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 1: The voter suppression people thought that they could stifle the vote.
Speaker 1: But all if that has motivate people to vote earlier
Speaker 1: than ever. And let me tell you something. That's how
Speaker 1: you know. That's when you know you've messed up and
Speaker 1: you made black people angry. When we arrive early to
Speaker 1: some ship, that's when you know some sh it's about
Speaker 1: to go down from black people. I am, hey, man,
Speaker 1: you're only supposed to get here at twelve and say
Speaker 1: eleven thirties, like yeah, but we need to handle some
Speaker 1: ship first. Why are you early? You're about to find
Speaker 1: out You're about to find out let's kick things off
Speaker 1: with the big news of the day, right, starting with
Speaker 1: Elon Musk, the guy who always looks like a ghost.
Speaker 1: Where the tallowin or not? For months now, for months now,
Speaker 1: Musk has said that he wanted to own Twitter, right,
Speaker 1: And the reason he wanted to own Twitter is because
Speaker 1: he wanted to make sure that it became a haven
Speaker 1: for free speech, al right. He wanted to change it
Speaker 1: to that, because, let's be honest, up until now, you know,
Speaker 1: people have really held back on Twitter. You know, always
Speaker 1: always find myself scrolling and thinking, but what do you
Speaker 1: really think? Why are you so reserved? Sir? So? Anyway,
Speaker 1: on Thursday, that the day Ellen officially took over, right,
Speaker 1: we got a taste of this extra free speech all right,
Speaker 1: because in the first twelve hours under Ellen's ownership, the
Speaker 1: use of the N word on Twitter shot up five
Speaker 1: per cents, which, no, you don't you don't know, you
Speaker 1: don't know who knows what it is. It could be racist, yeah,
Speaker 1: it could be. It could be right just who feel
Speaker 1: free and feel emboldened to say it now, right, Or
Speaker 1: it could be black people watching Ellen take over like
Speaker 1: this nigger. You don't know which one it is? You're
Speaker 1: not sure. You're not sure because he's going crazy. Here's
Speaker 1: my question, here's my question. I really want, I really
Speaker 1: want to know this. Why is it always when when
Speaker 1: the free speech people, right, all these people are like,
Speaker 1: we want free spade, why do they never want to
Speaker 1: use their free speech to say words like perambulates or
Speaker 1: or pusillanimous? Like it's never stuff like that. Have you
Speaker 1: noticed that, like we want free spade, we want free spade.
Speaker 1: You're like, Okay, what do you want to say? Nigger? Like, really,
Speaker 1: all the things you could have said in the world,
Speaker 1: every word, everything you could have spoken about, all the
Speaker 1: issues you what do you want to say that any
Speaker 1: other word niggers? Feels like he doesn't want free speech,
Speaker 1: You just want to hate on people. Right, So, yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks like Ellen is up. He's scrambling. He's scrambling
Speaker 1: to figure out, you know, how to how to make
Speaker 1: this whole thing work. Remember he spent forty four billion
Speaker 1: dollars where he was forced to spend forty four billion
Speaker 1: dollars because it was a troll that turned into a
Speaker 1: real He used his free speech and he paid a
Speaker 1: big price. And it's gonna be hard to make money
Speaker 1: from this thing. You know, Twitter has a lot of debts, right,
Speaker 1: They're not profitable as a company, you know. And so
Speaker 1: today to try and mitigate this, Elon Musk came out
Speaker 1: and he said he's gonna start charging people eight dollars
Speaker 1: a month to be verified with a blue checkmark next
Speaker 1: to their name. Yeah, eight dollars a month for the
Speaker 1: blue check mark, because I guess he's hoping that everyone
Speaker 1: else on Twitter will also make terrible financial decisions like
Speaker 1: he did. Because I'm sorry, eight dollars, what do you
Speaker 1: What are you spending eight dollars a month for like
Speaker 1: the blue check You realize what you get with eight
Speaker 1: dollars a month. You can subscribe, you can get like Netflix,
Speaker 1: you can get Paramount Plus, you can get Hulu, or
Speaker 1: or you can pay so that people verify that they're
Speaker 1: actually shipping on you. Right, It's just like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is the real Trevorer. I hate this guy. What was
Speaker 1: he in? Funny? I was the reason? This is the
Speaker 1: reason Elon must gave, he said, the reason he's doing this,
Speaker 1: the reason he's doing it is because he's sick of
Speaker 1: Twitter's current lords and peasants system for who has or
Speaker 1: who doesn't have a blue check mark and then he
Speaker 1: ended it with power to the people blue for eight
Speaker 1: dollars a month. So here's my question. If you're trying
Speaker 1: to create equality on Twitter, why charge anyone to be verified?
Speaker 1: Huh yeah, just give everyone a blue checkmark? Then why
Speaker 1: are you charging the people? Give it to everyone for
Speaker 1: free or give it to no one, give it to
Speaker 1: know it? Right? But it doesn't make sense to offer
Speaker 1: it as equality and then put a price on it.
Speaker 1: Do you get what I'm saying? Can you? Can you
Speaker 1: imagine if MLK was out there like I have a dream.
Speaker 1: I have a dream and I'll tell you all about
Speaker 1: it for eight not and in a month. It wouldn't
Speaker 1: be the same thing. What's all about equality? No, you're
Speaker 1: trying to make money. I get it. Yeah, So I
Speaker 1: think this eight dollars a month thing is ridiculous. You know,
Speaker 1: if you ask me, if Elon Musk wants to make
Speaker 1: money from Twitter, what he should do. Don't charge people
Speaker 1: for blue check marks? No, you know, charge white people
Speaker 1: to say the N word. Twitter will be the most
Speaker 1: profitable company in history. Racists are gonna be taking out loans.
Speaker 1: I need a bit of extra cash. My neighbors are
Speaker 1: so goddamn loud. I can you know what else is
Speaker 1: going on in the news. Oh, of course, of course.
Speaker 1: It's the story of that crazy dude. I'm sure you've
Speaker 1: all seen this by now, the crazy guy who broke
Speaker 1: into Nancy Pelosi's house and then attacked her eighty two
Speaker 1: year old husband with a hammer. Now, you would assume,
Speaker 1: I would assume probably all of you would assume that everyone,
Speaker 1: regardless of their politics, would be against hammering the elderly. Right,
Speaker 1: you would assume that, alright. But apparently, but apparently things
Speaker 1: have changed, because it turns out there are many Republicans
Speaker 1: who find this whole thing really funny. A lot of
Speaker 1: Republicans have public and publicly condemned the violence, but some
Speaker 1: are actually making jokes about it. Yeah, that's exactly right, Wolf.
Speaker 1: I mean, instead of this moment of unity, what we
Speaker 1: have seen is Republicans actually mocking paul Pelosi and the attack.
Speaker 1: In fact, Donald Trump Jr. Tweeted out some really crude
Speaker 1: memes making fun of Paulo Pelosi and the incident that happened.
Speaker 1: And then you have Carrie Lake, who is the Republican
Speaker 1: candidate for Arizona governor, who had this to say at
Speaker 1: a campaign event or here today, it is not impossible
Speaker 1: to protect our kids at school. They act like it
Speaker 1: is Nancy Pelosi. Well, she's got protection when she's indecent.
Speaker 1: Apparently her house doesn't have a lot of protection. But
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not gonna lie. Mega comedy is weird.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't get that. You hear the joke
Speaker 1: about the old man who was almost killed, That's that's
Speaker 1: the joke. That's the joke. What like, like, who are
Speaker 1: these you know? You know what this is? What's crazy
Speaker 1: to me. What's crazy to me is these are the
Speaker 1: very same people, the very same people who are devastated
Speaker 1: and appalled because somebody was rude to Ted Cruise at
Speaker 1: a restaurant. Huh. These are the same people. They will
Speaker 1: be like, this was at a restaurant. They were rude
Speaker 1: to Ted Cruise at a restaurant where people go to
Speaker 1: eat and Cruise goes to lick the napkins. They were
Speaker 1: rude to him. This is America. And look, I get
Speaker 1: it's like, it's not all Republicans. I'm not saying it's
Speaker 1: all some Republicans think it's a joke. Many other Republicans
Speaker 1: are not laughing, but not because they're being civil about it. No,
Speaker 1: they've chosen to turn this into a giant conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, they've they've said there's a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of crazy conspiracies. They've come up with how why this
Speaker 1: has happened? Right, And then some of them have chosen
Speaker 1: to just dismiss it. They go like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: not a big deal. There's just a random kind of
Speaker 1: crime that happens if you live in a Democrat run city.
Speaker 1: That's what they're saying. Which which is which is weird? Right?
Speaker 1: Because you tell me this is random? It's like a random,
Speaker 1: completely random, everyday crime. Right. You're telling me some right
Speaker 1: wing conspiracy theorists broke into Nancy Pelosi's house screaming where's Nancy?
Speaker 1: And you think that was a random crime? Yeah, because
Speaker 1: we've all experienced this. Right. He's walking down the streets,
Speaker 1: some random guy jumps out with the weapons, like, where's
Speaker 1: your wife, Nancy Pelosi? And you're like, what, I'm not
Speaker 1: even married. And he's like, oh, well, if you do
Speaker 1: get married, one day, you look me up and you
Speaker 1: tell me where you live. You're like, how will I
Speaker 1: even find you? It's like, look me up on Twitter.
Speaker 1: I'll be verified. The mit chums are on. You know,
Speaker 1: we've talked about this a little bit. This ads everywhere
Speaker 1: in Atlanta, and and every ad, every ad that I've
Speaker 1: watched in the city as a campaign ad right now.
Speaker 1: Everything you know this, you've seen it. Like I watched
Speaker 1: TV for ten minutes last night and I saw thirty
Speaker 1: minutes worth of ads and the thing that's the thing
Speaker 1: that stuck out for me was how most of them
Speaker 1: will mean and ship Georgia would be different. With Abrams,
Speaker 1: she pushed more COVID lockdowns, wanted businesses closed and kids
Speaker 1: locked out of schools. Abram's crime plan eliminate cash bailed
Speaker 1: the same failed liberal scheme causing crime to surge in
Speaker 1: other states. Stacy Abrams and Dale Warnock support supporting babies,
Speaker 1: not just a six weeks, not just in fifteen weeks
Speaker 1: where the baby can feel pain, pun up to booty weeks,
Speaker 1: talk shows, magazine covers, television cameos, celebrity Stacy a perfect
Speaker 1: governor for liberally leeds, just not hard working Georgians. Damn
Speaker 1: you know, you know, if you if you only knew
Speaker 1: Stacy Abrams from attack ads in Georgia. You would think
Speaker 1: she was Darth Vada combined with Fanos, combined with that
Speaker 1: asshole who cut you off in the traffic, pure evil.
Speaker 1: Stacy Abrams does all of it. And by the way,
Speaker 1: I don't understand that last part. What what was that?
Speaker 1: She's bad because she gets interviewed on TV shows like
Speaker 1: look at this? What what? What are they trying to say?
Speaker 1: Huh what is this about? What is this? Why is this?
Speaker 1: In an attack ad, she hugs Trevor Noah, which means
Speaker 1: she wants to turn America into Africa. There's nothing wrong
Speaker 1: with hugging me. I give a good hug. I mean,
Speaker 1: on the flip side, this this is good for me.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, no, because now I have
Speaker 1: a great excuse. Anytime I don't want to hang out
Speaker 1: with anybody, you know, they'll be like, hey, hang, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I would love to, but if we're seen together, I
Speaker 1: could be using in an attack ad. You know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you ever choose to run for governor of Georgia,
Speaker 1: it's just gonna spoil you. I can't do that to you.
Speaker 1: You know, maybe you should just uber home from surgery.
Speaker 1: I think it would be better and It's not just
Speaker 1: in Georgia. This is the thing. It's not just in Georgia,
Speaker 1: and it's not just mean in this moment. It's getting
Speaker 1: men every single day. Every campaign in America right now
Speaker 1: is flooding the air waves with attack ads. Everyone. My
Speaker 1: opponent will raise your attach my opponent will cut your
Speaker 1: health care, my opponent. That's always that voice, too, right,
Speaker 1: it's always that attack ad voice. I feel like you
Speaker 1: can say anything in that voice and it sounds terrible.
Speaker 1: You know, my opponent will donate his kidney to you.
Speaker 1: That's ton of a bitch. Wait, what I need a kidney?
Speaker 1: You know? If you ask me honestly, I think attack
Speaker 1: ads should be legal. Yeah, I mean it. I think
Speaker 1: attack ads should be legal, not campaign ads, Not campaign ads,
Speaker 1: attack ads. I'll tell you why. First of all, First
Speaker 1: of all, I think it's because they only drive up
Speaker 1: polarization and hates. That's what they do, right. And secondly,
Speaker 1: politicians should be earning your vote by telling you what
Speaker 1: they're gonna do, not just by shipping on other candidates.
Speaker 1: Just tell me why you will do if you want
Speaker 1: me to vote, don't tell me about the other person,
Speaker 1: because you realize they're they're auditioning for the job. We
Speaker 1: don't accept the ship in any other job, right, there's
Speaker 1: no other job where you can apply for it, And
Speaker 1: then your resume isn't what you do. It's just a
Speaker 1: list of other reasons that the other people suck. You
Speaker 1: can't do that anywhere else. Yeah, you can't just be
Speaker 1: sitting there and be like, oh, what are my strengths? Well,
Speaker 1: I think you should be focusing on Anthony's weaknesses. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that guy types with these index fingers. Yeah, so when
Speaker 1: do I start us. That's not campaigning, that's not winning votes, right,
Speaker 1: shouldn't be a part of democracy. Basically the same strategy
Speaker 1: every R and B song from the nineties used. You
Speaker 1: remember that every song would just be some guys just
Speaker 1: coming out there like a girl. You know, your man
Speaker 1: ain't treating you writing. He never buys you flowers, he's
Speaker 1: never taken you to Disney World. She's like, well, are
Speaker 1: you gonna take me to Disney? Or a girl just
Speaker 1: saying about me? Right now? This is about your man
Speaker 1: and how he ain't doing you write. And by the way,
Speaker 1: my car's on the shops, so I might need to
Speaker 1: borrow yours. Like it's it's not helpful, it's not healthy.
Speaker 1: And here's the thing. Here's the thing. It would be
Speaker 1: one thing if attack ads were just highlighting policy differences
Speaker 1: between candidates. My opponent wants to raise your taxes, but
Speaker 1: I want to lower him. That's that's one thing. But
Speaker 1: that's not what attack ads do, because like everything else
Speaker 1: in America, it has to be supersized. Left wing politicians
Speaker 1: are pushing sexual agendas on our children, X rated drag
Speaker 1: shows for kids, pornography and elementary schools. Amment Oz doesn't
Speaker 1: want you to know about his deadly experiments on puppies.
Speaker 1: Katie Hobbs organized a mock slave auction. Katie Hobbs guilty
Speaker 1: of racism. No one is safe with liberal Amelia psykes.
Speaker 1: Babies have to watch their backs because of Tina Coo tech.
Speaker 1: Tina co Tech too extreme for Oregon. I'm sorry what
Speaker 1: babies have to watch their packs. If you're a baby
Speaker 1: watching that, you are crapping your pants more than usual.
Speaker 1: You are shipping yourself. I've never seen an attack ad
Speaker 1: trying to scare babies. I was like, what child babies?
Speaker 1: Tina Kodak is here and now she's not, and now
Speaker 1: she's here, and now she's not and now she's here.
Speaker 1: And by the way, I know, I know there's some
Speaker 1: people who are thinking right now, But Trevor, don't I
Speaker 1: deserve to know the bad things about someone who's running
Speaker 1: for office? Yes, I think you do. I think you do.
Speaker 1: And ideally you would get that information from America's responsible,
Speaker 1: objective news media. That's where you should be getting it from.
Speaker 1: Doesn't need to be in an attack because here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. In my opinion, these ads are not helping.
Speaker 1: They don't help. They don't help right because they don't
Speaker 1: just attack policy. They portray opponents as evil, inherently evil
Speaker 1: monsters that poisons the entire country because what happens to
Speaker 1: buy politicianship after that? Do people ever think of that? Huh?
Speaker 1: You can't be like, yes, I I said, my opponent
Speaker 1: wants to drink the blood of children. But now that
Speaker 1: the election is over, that doesn't mean we can't work
Speaker 1: together on infrastructure. Get out in here, you pedophile, let's
Speaker 1: do this deal. You can't do that. Why would anyone
Speaker 1: support that? And what's even worse is that many attack
Speaker 1: ads are just straight up lives, straight up lives like,
Speaker 1: for instance, um, there's a. There's an ad in Texas.
Speaker 1: Greg Abbott put up this ad, right, a TV ad
Speaker 1: that's spliced together different quotes from Better or Rock to
Speaker 1: make it seem like he said something that he didn't say, right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: campaign flyers in North Carolina they show candidates wearing defund
Speaker 1: the police T shirts that they never actually wore. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, go, okay, well, as long as your
Speaker 1: photoshopping picks, why not go all the way? Just go
Speaker 1: all the way. Yeah, just be like, look, he's not
Speaker 1: just throwing out a garbage bag. He's throwing out the
Speaker 1: new Tailor Swift album You Monster. There's drinking children's blood,
Speaker 1: and then there's evil. Oh and if you want to
Speaker 1: see just how bad the lies in these ads can get,
Speaker 1: look no further than this race in California. We want
Speaker 1: to show you for Hamps, the most dishonest TV campaign
Speaker 1: ad we've ever seen. Some politicians think they should control
Speaker 1: your child's education. We're trying to indoctrine in our students
Speaker 1: in the communism. J Chen is running for Congress to
Speaker 1: represent southern Californians. Here's what Chen actually said. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be a recipient of some of these attacks. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: they're going to be claiming that because our school district
Speaker 1: was teaching Chinese, that meant we were trying to indoctrine
Speaker 1: in our students and communism. Literally, that will be one
Speaker 1: of the points of attack. Huh. Look at that. He
Speaker 1: even called it. He said, these people are probably going
Speaker 1: to claim that we are teaching kids communism. And I
Speaker 1: guess his opponents so that, and they were like, well,
Speaker 1: that's a great idea. We should do that. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: should do that, because he doesn't think it's bad enough.
Speaker 1: It's bad enough to attack someone, but to pretend they
Speaker 1: said something they didn't say and attack them for that,
Speaker 1: that's that's even worse. You're attacking them for something they
Speaker 1: didn't say. You realize if you edited the context is
Speaker 1: out of everything, right that that Cardy B song wap,
Speaker 1: that's a song about female sexual empowerment. But if you
Speaker 1: edit out the p now it's just a song about
Speaker 1: wet ass. No one's gonna be dancing in the club
Speaker 1: to that song. Get a but get them them up
Speaker 1: for this wet ass. Oh please do not back that
Speaker 1: thing up on me. You can't do that. It's good
Speaker 1: for democracy. And and here's the thing that that may
Speaker 1: blow your mind at all, because a blew mine is
Speaker 1: that it's not illegal to line in attack ads. Did
Speaker 1: you know this? Yeah, it is not illegal. The courts
Speaker 1: have said that the governments cannot ban lying in political
Speaker 1: ads because it falls under free speech. Yeah, and look,
Speaker 1: maybe you agree, maybe one of those people who thinks, oh,
Speaker 1: the government shouldn't get involved in policing what's true or
Speaker 1: false and ads. But here's the thing it already does. Right,
Speaker 1: if you lie in an ad for a car, or
Speaker 1: for a for a cell phone, or for even toilet paper,
Speaker 1: the FTC will ban that ad. Yeah, which is a
Speaker 1: weird set of priorities, all right, because if you lie
Speaker 1: in an election ad, that could undermine your democracy. But
Speaker 1: if you lie about how many sheets on a roll
Speaker 1: of toilet paper, I mean, the worst that could happen
Speaker 1: is you end up with a wet ass. So, if
Speaker 1: you ask me, America has everything backwards. If there's one
Speaker 1: type of ad you're not allowed to lie in, it
Speaker 1: should be your political ads. Right. Not only is that
Speaker 1: better for democracy, but only is it better for democracy,
Speaker 1: But it means you would be allowed to lie in
Speaker 1: commercial ads. And I think that would be funny as hell.
Speaker 1: Chef Boyard says is b ERRONI is quick and convenient.
Speaker 1: But of all people who ate b ERRONI immediately died
Speaker 1: in the other became transgender. You what chift pr D
Speaker 1: hiding under his at Is it critical race theory? He
Speaker 1: want to say, Chef Boyard, wrong for dinner, wrong for America,
Speaker 1: paid for it by concern citizens for spaghetti. You see,
Speaker 1: now that's what we need more. I can feel the
Speaker 1: city starting to seep into my bones. I can feel it,
Speaker 1: you know. It feels good. Yeah, and I'm starting to
Speaker 1: become more and more Atlanta, even even the way I
Speaker 1: said when I got here, every time I said I'll
Speaker 1: say Atlanta, I would say Atlanta. I'm in Atlanta, Atlanta.
Speaker 1: And then I started noticing all of a sudden, I
Speaker 1: was like Atlanta Atlanta, but he was gone, but he
Speaker 1: started fading away. Yeah, by the time I leave, I'll
Speaker 1: just be like Lanta Atlanta. Yet, now I understand how
Speaker 1: mumble rap was invented here. I get it. I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to shrink all the words had I had. I'm
Speaker 1: having Atlanta. I get it now. And we've had so
Speaker 1: much fun. It has been so much fun, you know,
Speaker 1: we've eaten food, we've gone out, We've seen the sights
Speaker 1: and the sounds. Yesterday we went out as a whole group,
Speaker 1: went to Magic City. You know. Oh yeah, I will say,
Speaker 1: the worst magicians ever. The only thing that disappeared was
Speaker 1: my money. And I will say we came to Atlanta
Speaker 1: to have a good time, and I have not been disappointed.
Speaker 1: We have not been disappointed. In fact, we've been lucky
Speaker 1: that we came when we came, because this has been
Speaker 1: a rarely momentous week in that freedom has been achieved
Speaker 1: in Atlanta, and I think you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: As of this week, the Atlanta Zoo has announced that
Speaker 1: people are once again allowed to bring their guns when
Speaker 1: they visit. And I was like, wow, you really don't
Speaker 1: mess around with Second Amendment in this town. Huh, the
Speaker 1: whole South, even if the zoo people are strapped, Yeah,
Speaker 1: just packing their lunch, being like and bring the clock.
Speaker 1: You never know, you never know, just walking in, Like, yeah, now,
Speaker 1: let's see that parrots say something, say something, rob say something, Yeah,
Speaker 1: say something, say something. Yeah, that's right, that's right, that's right,
Speaker 1: that's right. Yeah, you're pretty cool parrots. And you know,
Speaker 1: if you ignore all the terrible reasons. I mean, having
Speaker 1: guns at the zoo is actually a really great idea.
Speaker 1: You know, think about it. Think about how many times
Speaker 1: you've been disappointed you go to the zoo and what happens.
Speaker 1: The animals are sleeping when you get there. Not anymore.
Speaker 1: You just walk up to that enclosure. Pap pa pa
Speaker 1: pa pa. Ah, the pan does awake. Now look at him? Oh,
Speaker 1: look at him running for cover. You know, the only
Speaker 1: way you could get more exciting is if they said,
Speaker 1: it's not just the people, right, they should go all
Speaker 1: the way. They should give the animals guns too. I
Speaker 1: think that's what we should do, right. I mean, they're
Speaker 1: the ones who're gonna be there. It's only it's only
Speaker 1: fair to them give them guns as well. See what happens, Huh,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be exciting. Every single exhibit is gonna turn
Speaker 1: into a Mexican standoff as people walking in like, honey, honey, honey,
Speaker 1: keep the kids behind me, keep the kids behind stay cool,
Speaker 1: Stay cool, penguins, stay cool. Slots, no sudden moves, no
Speaker 1: sudden moves, snakes, let me see those hands, all right,
Speaker 1: nobody needs to go extinct today at latter now now
Speaker 1: look obviously, obviously, other than the armed animals, the reason
Speaker 1: we're here and the reason we're excited to be here
Speaker 1: is because the mid terms are around the corner. Right.
Speaker 1: If everybody focusing on Georgia five days away and your
Speaker 1: races are coming down to the wire, can I tell you?
Speaker 1: All right, herschel Walker and Raphael Warnock neck and neck,
Speaker 1: which is wild, means that something happens to herschel Walker
Speaker 1: could be elected senator next week. Yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: also hope it doesn't happened. I mean, that would be crazy,
Speaker 1: herschel Walker as a senator. Can you imagine how that
Speaker 1: would mess with the whole capital? You know, take your
Speaker 1: child to work. There's gonna feel like another insurrection and
Speaker 1: he's just gonna be like they're storming the capital all no, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: did herschel Walker's kids? It's all of his kids. It's like,
Speaker 1: allegedly my kids. You know, this whole midterm campaign has
Speaker 1: gotten so extreme it almost feels like Republicans are running
Speaker 1: a political science experiment just to see how crazy a
Speaker 1: Canada can be and still get people to vote for them.
Speaker 1: It almost feels like that what can they do before
Speaker 1: people say no? I wouldn't vote for them. It's it's
Speaker 1: almost like Mitch McConnell's just in the lab, you know,
Speaker 1: just working away. Like all right, they routed for a
Speaker 1: Herschel Walker. Let's try a bag of what spaghetta Knox,
Speaker 1: see if they're going for that. And I don't know
Speaker 1: if you've seen this, but Herschel Walker has gone from
Speaker 1: beefing with reality to beefing with Barack Obama. I mean,
Speaker 1: if you've seen this, yeah, that they've got a thing
Speaker 1: going back, because obviously Obama roasted him in Georgia right
Speaker 1: over the weekend, and then Walker shot back shot back
Speaker 1: that he could quote put his resume up against Obama's anytime.
Speaker 1: And first of all, it wouldn't even matter if Walker's
Speaker 1: resume was more impressive than Obama's, because Obama's has aligned
Speaker 1: his resume. That says not crazy, that carries a lot
Speaker 1: of weight in the job interview. But also Obama was president, people,
Speaker 1: he was president for two terms. Hushall, Walker can't even
Speaker 1: carry any of his pregnancies to two chims. What are
Speaker 1: you talking about? Are you serious? Right now? I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: His resume is impressive, I mean, any resume is impressive
Speaker 1: when you can just make it up right. I was
Speaker 1: a cup as an FBI agent, a ballerina. I discovered nitrogen,
Speaker 1: also am nitrogen. The list goes on in our But yeah,
Speaker 1: Barack Obama is back on the campaign trail. He's back
Speaker 1: out there trying to get people whipped up. You're trying
Speaker 1: to get the people voting, all right. He's hitting all
Speaker 1: the swing states around the country. And last night, last nights,
Speaker 1: both Obama and President Biden made big speeches about how
Speaker 1: there is a lot more at stake in this election
Speaker 1: than which party gets used the good bothroom at the Senates.
Speaker 1: Folks can win if we don't do our part. And
Speaker 1: if you've got elections and I are serving as your governor,
Speaker 1: as your senator, as your secretary of State, as your
Speaker 1: attorney general, then democracy as we know it may not
Speaker 1: survive in Arizona. That's not an exaggeration, that is a
Speaker 1: fact this year. I hope you'll make the future of
Speaker 1: our democracy an important part of your decision to vote
Speaker 1: and how you vote. In our bones, we know democracy
Speaker 1: at risk is at risk. I heard what he said, though,
Speaker 1: he said in bones we know democracy that means we're screwed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: whenever an old person feels something in their bones, it
Speaker 1: means the storms are coming. I feel it in my bones.
Speaker 1: Seither that or osteoporosis, but I think it's a storm.
Speaker 1: By the way, I love seeing Biden and Obama both
Speaker 1: doing speeches back to back. No, because sometimes you think
Speaker 1: that you're imagining it. You're like Obama had more energy Boma,
Speaker 1: and then when you see it, you're like, no, they
Speaker 1: have very different energies that they bring. You know. It's
Speaker 1: almost like seeing a before and off to of a
Speaker 1: night Quil commercial, you know. Yeah, and I'm not saying
Speaker 1: that like the the one is better or worse. It's
Speaker 1: like a level of excitement, you know. Basically Obama is
Speaker 1: the Beyonce concert and then like Biden is the traffic
Speaker 1: on the way home. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: That's what it feels like. Actually, actually, you know what
Speaker 1: it Actually, Obama is like me right before every dinner
Speaker 1: I had an Atlanta this week, and then Biden is
Speaker 1: like me after every dinner I had an Atlanta this week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would walk into busy Bee and I'll be like,
Speaker 1: let's do this. I'm gonna dominate this fried chicken plate
Speaker 1: and then after I'd be like, I did not feel
Speaker 1: confident about the future of my stomach. I can feel
Speaker 1: it in my bones. But but look, however they're saying
Speaker 1: it's however they're saying it. Obama and Biden are making
Speaker 1: the same point, and it's a salient one. This election
Speaker 1: is about whether America wants to continue being a democracy,
Speaker 1: all right, And that's actually a tough cell, believe it
Speaker 1: or not, it really is, because ironically, democracy isn't what's
Speaker 1: on people's minds right now. Right, people are paying more
Speaker 1: for groceries, they pay more for gas, right, and Democrats
Speaker 1: are going, yeah, we know that sucks, but democracy, and
Speaker 1: voters are like, can I eat democracy? Can I fill
Speaker 1: my tank with democracy? It's a challenge, it really is.
Speaker 1: And it's a challenge because if you think about humans,
Speaker 1: we wouldn't evolve like this, right, Humans didn't evolve to
Speaker 1: think long term, right. If you think about we're designed
Speaker 1: to put long term problems over immediate problems. That's just
Speaker 1: that's just how we are, all right. The caveman who
Speaker 1: was worried about the saber tooth tiger, I was worried
Speaker 1: about surviving. That guy survived and save to tiger survived
Speaker 1: around the Caveman who are sitting in the cave like
Speaker 1: h I wonder how we could make out hunting practices
Speaker 1: more sustainable. That guy died, right, he was right, but
Speaker 1: he died. And this is one of the flaws of democracy.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a weird flow when you consider it,
Speaker 1: right is It's not just the fact that it can
Speaker 1: fall at any time, but it's also the fact that
Speaker 1: the people who are anti democracy can use democracy to
Speaker 1: get into power and an end democracy. And if you
Speaker 1: if you want to see a silly example of how
Speaker 1: unpredictable voting can be, look look at what happened when
Speaker 1: people got to vote on what the election sticker should
Speaker 1: look like. A sticker design contest that went viral this
Speaker 1: year is making good at its promise to an Ulster
Speaker 1: County team a few months ago. The Counties I Voted
Speaker 1: sticker contest made headlines. All great designs, but one just
Speaker 1: happened to get some national attention. Hudson Rowan's design you
Speaker 1: can see it right there, gave away with more than
Speaker 1: nine percent of the vote. Man, that is crazy. All
Speaker 1: the incoming counties New I voted sticker for November election
Speaker 1: see see, that's what can happen. And I mean I
Speaker 1: do I do love this. Don't get me wrong. I've
Speaker 1: always wanted to see Giuliani's baby pictures. But but this
Speaker 1: is what can happen. And you heard what they said.
Speaker 1: You heard what they said. This sticker got ninety of
Speaker 1: the vote. You realize there's no politician who gets that
Speaker 1: kind of support, right, But you know, this competition got
Speaker 1: me thinking. People go so crazy over these stickers that,
Speaker 1: in fact, I think we should use that. What we
Speaker 1: should do is we should use that energy. There's so
Speaker 1: many people who only vote for the stick up. I
Speaker 1: know some people who are like, oh, I can't wait
Speaker 1: to vote, I can get the sticker, Like what about
Speaker 1: the election? I just want that stick up? Maybe we
Speaker 1: should use that enthusiasm to save that democracy, right, you
Speaker 1: could use save democracy. In addition to an I voted sticker,
Speaker 1: From now on, they should also have an I accept
Speaker 1: the results of the election stickup. Yeah that way. That
Speaker 1: way the day after the election, when somebody is like,
Speaker 1: you know, the vote was stolen by robot pedophiles and
Speaker 1: be like, ah, you want this stick up, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: Mike Pantson is lucky. I like stickers more than he's
Speaker 1: a knack. I'll take it before we go. I wanted
Speaker 1: to remind you the term elections are approaching and the
Speaker 1: stakes are higher than they've been in generation, So make
Speaker 1: sure your voice counts. Make your early voting plan at
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