Speaker 1: Are you your parents' favorite child? It's a jubile show.
Speaker 1: It's always fun to put a parent on the spot
Speaker 1: and ask them which kid of theirs is their favorite,
Speaker 1: because they'll always say, oh, I.
Speaker 2: Just love them both the same lies.
Speaker 1: But let's be honest, they like one better than the other.
Speaker 1: Dodge that question better than a politician that dodges questions,
Speaker 1: any question, Every single question asked to a politician, they
Speaker 1: dot and parents are very good at that. But there's
Speaker 1: a trend of parents sharing the ways you can tell
Speaker 1: if you're the favorite child or not online. We'll go
Speaker 1: over it right now, so you can tell if you're
Speaker 1: the favorite kid. How do you know if you're your
Speaker 1: parent's favorite kid? Does your baby pictures look like a
Speaker 1: professional photo shoot and your siblings are blurry, dark and
Speaker 1: possibly taken with a potato.
Speaker 2: Or in my case, there aren't that many of them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's there's all kinds of pictures of.
Speaker 1: Two of you, And there were school pictures that you
Speaker 1: had to take exactly my situation too.
Speaker 2: I just think they got sick of it because that's
Speaker 2: what they tell me.
Speaker 3: But obviously there's like six albums dedicated to me as
Speaker 3: like a.
Speaker 2: Two year old. My brother's got like one.
Speaker 1: These are ways that you can tell if you're your parents'
Speaker 1: favorite kid or not. The Wi Fi password is your name,
Speaker 1: and your siblings still has to ask.
Speaker 4: For the I want to say, I'm my mom's printer
Speaker 4: password at work. I was very proud of myself when
Speaker 4: I found that out. I was like, Oh, my gosh,
Speaker 4: am I your printer password? She is?
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't tell your siblings. I'm like, oh, passed
Speaker 2: up for the grandkids they win.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's one that I'm sure many people can relate to.
Speaker 1: Your parents whisper when they give some the other child
Speaker 1: money and then when you ask for cash, you get
Speaker 1: a lecture on hard work and responsibility, say go mow
Speaker 1: the lawn. And what's another way you can tell if
Speaker 1: you're your parents favorite child? You get the front seat
Speaker 1: by default, no arguments.
Speaker 2: No baits. Yeah, it's always your seat. Is that because
Speaker 2: you're the favorite child or is that because you're the
Speaker 2: bully child? What I mean?
Speaker 5: Because it's like, are you scared of me? My brother
Speaker 5: and I are so far apart in age, Like he's
Speaker 5: like nine years older than me. So I just felt
Speaker 5: like he just got everything and I was just like
Speaker 5: kind of like a pet in the family.
Speaker 2: They're like, Bratt, Obviously Brad's going to be in the back. Yeah,
Speaker 2: obviously you're there. He's there.
Speaker 1: Another way to tell if you're your parents' favorite child
Speaker 1: is when they introduce you.
Speaker 2: There's an extra sparkle in their.
Speaker 1: Eye and your sibling gets introduced like a tax reduction.
Speaker 2: This is my son, Johnny. Isn't it great? Yeah, that's Jim.
Speaker 2: He's also my kid five thousand dollars tax credit.
Speaker 3: It might be devastating to be like, yeah, watch this,
Speaker 3: this is my mom. This is my dad.
Speaker 2: Another way to tell if your your parents' favorite kid
Speaker 2: or not.
Speaker 1: When you sneeze, they run and grab medicine for you.
Speaker 2: Sneezes in they're like, you're fine. Dramatic. That used to
Speaker 2: always be my little brother.
Speaker 4: In this past week, my mom I was talking to
Speaker 4: her and she told me, She's like, your brother's gonna
Speaker 4: give me a heart attack, and I'm like, why what happened?
Speaker 4: Apparently he called her at two o'clock in the morning
Speaker 4: because he was so hungover. He was throwing up and
Speaker 4: it tasted spicy, So he was like, mom, am, I
Speaker 4: gonna die if it's spicy, Like, what's happening? She's like, Michael,
Speaker 4: are you seriouslycahoona right now? For this?
Speaker 2: Mom? I'm scared. Am I gonna die? I don't want
Speaker 2: to die? And she goes go wake up your father.
Speaker 2: He was at home with my dad. By the way.
Speaker 2: I can't. I'm too scared.
Speaker 1: So he's drunk, throwing up and calls your mom a
Speaker 1: spicy Did you have a burrito?
Speaker 2: Spicy?
Speaker 4: Michael?
Speaker 2: What did you mean? I ate a little bit? Well,
Speaker 2: then couldn't that? You're fine? You're not gonna die? Are
Speaker 2: you sure?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: Oh geez.
Speaker 1: These are ways that you can tell if you are
Speaker 1: the favorite kid or not. You get the lights of
Speaker 1: pizza without asking O. Your sibling gets that you've had
Speaker 1: enough pizza, and you can.
Speaker 5: Tell what this sibling has the confidence just to go
Speaker 5: grab that last light right right. They're not going to
Speaker 5: get their hands lap. There's no discussion about it. They
Speaker 5: just grabbed that last light.
Speaker 3: And it's the same sibling that doesn't put their dishes
Speaker 3: in the dishwasher. They just leave them right there on
Speaker 3: the counter on the sink, like that's.
Speaker 2: Fine, I don't have to Mom's going to clean them.
Speaker 1: Your childhood drawings are framed on the wall and your
Speaker 1: siblings have been misplaced.
Speaker 2: What happened to that? It's terrible, brother, Try harder like
Speaker 2: your brother.
Speaker 1: Is the way to tell if you're your parents your parents'
Speaker 1: favorite kid or not. You've never had to do the
Speaker 1: dishes at family gatherings.
Speaker 2: See, yes, that is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But at family gatherings, your sibling is practically a family butler.
Speaker 5: Right, Although I volunteer because I don't want to be
Speaker 5: with the rest of the family having conversations.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm going to wash the dish. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: would rather wash the dishes. You gotta know my family.
Speaker 2: He says.
Speaker 1: You get gifts just because, and your sibling gets socks
Speaker 1: for Christmas.
Speaker 2: All the stocking stuffers are unreal.
Speaker 3: When we started this list, I thought for sure I
Speaker 3: was the favorite, but I get socks and I am
Speaker 3: the butler.
Speaker 1: These are the ways you can tell if you're your parents'
Speaker 1: favorite kid or not. Your parents tell you their favorite
Speaker 1: child is the dog. That's just very obvious that you're
Speaker 1: not your favorite.
Speaker 2: I don't like you as much as the dog.
Speaker 5: Your sibling's the dog, and then you yeah,