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Speaker 1: the start the Texans fans wanted to see from Davis

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Speaker 1: Mills last night. Rookie quarterbacks settled down a little bit,

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Speaker 1: started to move the ball even nineteen to twenty eight,

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Speaker 1: one sixty eight and a touchdown. Texans lost twenty four

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Speaker 1: to nine. And it's going to be difficult to get

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Speaker 1: a sense of what kind of quarterback Davis Mills is

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Speaker 1: this year. The Texans aren't a good team. Head coach

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Speaker 1: David Colley seems like a nice guy. Team plays hard,

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Speaker 1: but Deshaun Watson's status is up in the air. The

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Speaker 1: entire team feels like it's in limbo. Do you go

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Speaker 1: back to your veteran quarterback Tyrod Taylor? Either way, don't

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Speaker 1: be surprised if you see a lot of empty seats

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Speaker 1: in Houston. Who knows, maybe Mills will develop into something,

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Speaker 1: but don't be surprised if he still has some growing pains.

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Speaker 1: It'll be a long, long season for the Texans, and

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Speaker 1: we saw that last night. Christian McCaffrey hamstring injury. Don't

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Speaker 1: know what his status is. Here's Matt Rule, his head coach,

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Speaker 1: on the injury to Christian McCaffrey. Christian strain his hamstring.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that the severity level of it yet,

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Speaker 1: to be quite honest with you, but I knew the

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Speaker 1: minute happened. They said, hey, he's out for the game.

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Speaker 1: So that's all I know. I just saw him in there.

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Speaker 1: He's moving around, but he's you know, obviously obviously have

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Speaker 1: to wait to see kind of a riot. Maybe you're

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Speaker 1: something that you'll see what the severity is I'm always

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Speaker 1: curious about the number of touches for running back and

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Speaker 1: when you have a big season, what happens the following season.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's going to happen with Derrick Henry

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Speaker 1: after what happened last year. In the previous years, Christian

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Speaker 1: McCaffrey in twenty nineteen had four hundred and three touches.

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Speaker 1: The following season he had seventy six. He played in

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Speaker 1: three games. Zeke Elliott three hundred eighty one touches in

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Speaker 1: Leveon Bell four oz six in twenty seventeen, then of

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Speaker 1: course he sat out the following year. David Johnson twenty sixteen,

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Speaker 1: three hundred and seventy three touches following year seventeen, Adrian

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Speaker 1: Peterson three fifty seven in twenty fifteen, following year forty touches.

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Speaker 1: DeMarco Murray in twenty fourteen had four hundred and forty

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Speaker 1: with you at some point. There's only so much you

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Speaker 1: have to, I guess, try to limit how much they

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Speaker 1: with Christian McCaffrey, you can't use him the way you

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Speaker 1: once did, but you paid him for what he used

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Speaker 1: to do and you're hoping that he can still do that.

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Speaker 1: Derrick Henry may be the anomaly here because that's a

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Speaker 1: power running back. Now he's a big running back. Christian

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Speaker 1: Lebon Bell, David Johnson, Adrian Peterson. You've got to be

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Speaker 1: able to withstand that. And you know, the one thing

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Speaker 1: almost like he's more valuable out in space as a

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Speaker 1: running him. And there's only been I think three running

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Speaker 1: backs in the history of the game who've had one

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Speaker 1: thousand yards rushing one thousand yards receiving in the same season.

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Speaker 1: Christian McCaffrey is one of those players. Marshall Falk I

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Speaker 1: believe is the other, and Roger Craig with the forty

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Speaker 1: But the thousand yards rushing might be the hard part

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Speaker 1: You've got to be able to catch the football. But

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Speaker 1: Christi McCaffrey hamstring injury. Maybe it's not a big deal.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it is. Maybe it's something that better get used

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Speaker 1: In the last three years, three hundred three carries. Last

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Speaker 1: year three hundred and seventy eight carries to lead the league,

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Speaker 1: and this year. He's on pace to lead the league

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Speaker 1: again and rushing attempts. But he's also a breakaway back.

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Speaker 1: He's not just a powerback. He's got the most seventy

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Speaker 1: You can catch tons of Premier League excitement all weekend long.

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Speaker 1: Christian Christiano Ronaldo CR seven and Man United against Aston Villa. Oh,

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Speaker 1: check out the schedule more upcoming matches. Go to Peacock

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Speaker 1: TB dot com and sign up today. Oh. I just

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Speaker 1: saw this. The Dallas Cowboys are offering a plant based

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Speaker 1: vegan cheese steaks sandwich at games this season. What happened

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Speaker 1: to the Cowboys? How about them vegans? Oh? Maybe this?

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Speaker 1: According to Darren Ravelle, the Cowboys are offering plant based

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Speaker 1: vegan cheese steaks in which is at games this season.

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Speaker 1: It looks tasty. Yes, McLeman, that's sort of a shot

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Speaker 1: at Philadelphi. Oh, I know you're playing in Philadelphia this week.

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Speaker 1: M That's kind of a sneaky good game for me.

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Speaker 1: Nobody's talking about Monday night. We're talking about Sunday night,

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Speaker 1: Sunday afternoon. You got the Niners and the Packers, you

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Speaker 1: get the Rams and the Buccaneers, Chiefs and the Chargers.

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Speaker 1: I know it's Eagles, Cowboys. It's just kind of weird.

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Speaker 1: There's always a couple of games each weekend where you go, man,

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Speaker 1: that just doesn't make sense, or you're watching you go,

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Speaker 1: how did they pull that off? Like the Cardinals against Jacksonville.

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Speaker 1: It's just a weird game for me and I have,

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Speaker 1: you know, no betting interest. Just there's certain games, certain

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Speaker 1: Seattle did not shock me. Now how they did it.

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Speaker 1: You're down double digits twice and you're running the football

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Speaker 1: in Seattle and you came back to win that game.

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Speaker 1: They're just certain ones where you go things that make

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Speaker 1: the Steelers defense was depleted, but still the Raiders beating

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Speaker 1: Notre Dame, Wisconsin. This weekend A and m Arkansas, West

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Speaker 1: Ryder Cup is underway. Will keep an eye on that

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Speaker 1: beautiful day at Whistling Straits. That's one of those courses.

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Speaker 1: It gets a bucket list to me. You know, if

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Speaker 1: you're a golfer, it's a bucket list destination because you

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Speaker 1: don't think of Wisconsin for great golf, but that destination,

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Speaker 1: that's a wonderful place to go. Facilities, people, and it's

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Speaker 1: a great environment there for the Ryder Cup. Beautiful day

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Speaker 1: well on the shores of Blake, Michigan. Yes, mcgleb. By

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Speaker 1: the way, we have a poll what's the one NFL

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Speaker 1: game you want to watch this weekend? And we do

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Speaker 1: have a runaway winner which you just mentioned. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: the Rams in the Bunkaneer. Yeah by far. Yeah, But

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Speaker 1: if we wanted to the opposite of the game you

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Speaker 1: don't want to watch. I think that Cults of Tennessee

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Speaker 1: one pm Sunday. I don't think that goes on the

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Speaker 1: list because you have to have make sure your thumb

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Speaker 1: is limber before the game, just in case you accidentally

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Speaker 1: land on the AFC Soft Game of the week to

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Speaker 1: immediately get off of that. And I'm sorry, I know

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Speaker 1: that both good teams are both gonna be tener. Not sorry,

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Speaker 1: but why why did the Cults Titans, Texans Jaguars play

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Speaker 1: each other nine times a year. It feels like they're

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Speaker 1: always playing each other. They don't, but it's always a

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Speaker 1: crooked score. There's always It's never like twenty eight twenty one.

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Speaker 1: just like, how do they come up with that? Like

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Speaker 1: like the mathematical possibilities, You're going, wait, what it'll be

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Speaker 1: nineteen thirteen. At some point, it feels like this weekend

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Speaker 1: in that game. Yes, today's leading pastor one hundred and

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Speaker 1: eighteen yards and a touchdown. It's Meet Friday. And if

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Speaker 1: you're wondering what the menu is, buffalo chicken thighs, fried chicken, bacon, cheddar,

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Speaker 1: and baby potatoes. Who has it better than us? Hello? Bunny?

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Speaker 1: Todd has a limerick based off the Panthers went over

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Speaker 1: the Texans last night. Who has Who wants to hear

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Speaker 1: Todd's limerick? Yeah? No body, it's it's Paully's birthday. Polly

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Speaker 1: as a birthday wish? Oh do you want to hear

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Speaker 1: Todd's limmer? To permit? Or want to permit? It's over

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Speaker 1: pretty quick? Okay, I could look look up other stuff online? Okay,

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Speaker 1: from stuff all right, I look up foliage. Yeah, foliage

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Speaker 1: somewhere in the country. All right, Todd, here's Sid's limerick.

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Speaker 1: feeling forlorn. But hey, Caroline is now three and oh

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Speaker 1: all right, yes, Polly. Something that stays with me is

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Speaker 1: something mclovin said last week is that limericks are supposed

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Speaker 1: to have wit. And that's been in my cross since then. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that is totally sounds humor. There's zero percent of humor

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Speaker 1: in that. I'm sorry, read it again. Is there? Wit

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Speaker 1: towards clever, and I hope that's somewhat clever. Humor is laughing.

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Speaker 1: So limericks are supposed to be funny. I looked up

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Speaker 1: a limerick. It said that you usually are supposed to

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Speaker 1: be funny, Yes, not just witty. Witty was not part

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Speaker 1: of it, he said, funny. Funny usually supposed to be funny. Okay,

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Speaker 1: the usually like a like a clever, like a humorous Yeah.

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Speaker 1: If the definition limerick is must be funny or is

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Speaker 1: but you know, in fairness to you, when you do

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Speaker 1: stand up, you're supposed to be funny to valid point

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Speaker 1: then they should be laughing involved. So you're you're consistent

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Speaker 1: your limericks and your stand up routine, right, just trying

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Speaker 1: to keep things as quiet with minimal reaction from an audience.

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Speaker 1: was a Hey, I'm curious, is Todd going to do

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Speaker 1: stand up out here so they can be closed that

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Speaker 1: week they could put the num Are you have you

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Speaker 1: officially retired as a stand up community. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to say officially retired, because that's that's very like locked

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Speaker 1: I offered to get Adam Simmer David Spade. Spade said yes,

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Speaker 1: Like you never do it. I want you to succeed.

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Speaker 1: did where did this originate from? Where was the ground swell? Mike, Well,

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Speaker 1: This rule has been on the books since nineteen ninety three.

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Speaker 1: This is at least the second time in the last

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Speaker 1: because they hadn't done that consistently. So it's not a

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Speaker 1: new rule. It's not a restriction on celebration. The NFL

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Speaker 1: dramatically relaxed the celebration rules in twenty seventeen. This is

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Speaker 1: If they're not trying to do much now anyway to

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Speaker 1: don't you taunt the taunting penalty rule? Well, I'm taunting penalty.

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Speaker 1: Take all right, I brought this up. People keep calling

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Speaker 1: that taunting? Well, they're focused more on the actions that

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Speaker 1: That's not good. And then they won't say which ones

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Speaker 1: Or the Texans tanking. No, I wouldn't say they're tanking.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna win just enough games to screw up their

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Speaker 1: chance to get the first overall pick. I think that

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Speaker 1: they have a good team, a better team than we thought.

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Speaker 1: Nickos Sario. The new GM has done a good job

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Speaker 1: of bringing in veteran players, plug and play, get them

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Speaker 1: on the same page. They were more competitive last night

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Speaker 1: than I thought they'd be with a rookie quarterback who

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Speaker 1: had four days to get ready. They were very competitive

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Speaker 1: against the Browns. If Tyrod Taylor doesn't injure his hamstring.

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Speaker 1: They possibly win that game. They beat the Jaguars, They

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Speaker 1: outclassed the Jaguars. I think they have a pretty good

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Speaker 1: team and they don't need to tank. They're gonna end

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Speaker 1: up with enough ammunition to get a franchise quarterback in

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Speaker 1: the draft next year if they want one. Once they

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Speaker 1: trade Deshaun Watson. The question is when will they trade him?

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Speaker 1: But I think that there is reason for optimism if

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Speaker 1: you're a Texans fan, and yeah, the schedule, look at

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Speaker 1: you look at the upcoming schedule. There aren't a lot

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Speaker 1: of wins there, but this is a team that's going

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Speaker 1: to go out and be competitive more often than not.

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Speaker 1: You have a column on Pro Football Talk that says

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Speaker 1: Stephen Ross should do the deal he wants for Deshaun Watson.

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Speaker 1: Stephen Ross, of course, the Dolphins owner. What is the

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Speaker 1: deal that he wants to do? Well, the deal is

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Speaker 1: the deal that the Texans want. They want three first

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Speaker 1: round picks and two second round picks or three second

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Speaker 1: round picks, depending upon who you listen to. But you

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Speaker 1: know this notion that first round picks that haven't been

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Speaker 1: used are treated like this magical entity and there's this

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Speaker 1: great value. It's like a lottery ticket. Sometimes just scratch

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Speaker 1: it off and there's nothing there. And for me, it's

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Speaker 1: very simple. The Dolphins had three first round picks in

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty to a toga by law Austin Jackson, Noah Igbinogeny.

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Speaker 1: You would give those three guys up in a heartbeat

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Speaker 1: for Deshaun Watson. So why do we have this strange

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Speaker 1: fascination with first round picks that haven't been used yet?

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Speaker 1: So it's almost like what the Rams have done. The

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Speaker 1: Rams will gladly give away their first round picks for

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Speaker 1: a proven player. Stephen Ross has wanted a franchise quarterback

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Speaker 1: for years now. They haven't truly had one since Dan Marino.

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Speaker 1: He wanted Joe Burrow. The Bengals wouldn't give him the

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Speaker 1: time of day. He wanted to a Tonga by lawa

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Speaker 1: that's not working out. He wants to Shaun Watson. You

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Speaker 1: just tell your people, whatever the Texans want, go get him. Okay.

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Speaker 1: What's holding back the Texans from taking that offer, Well,

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Speaker 1: because they are confident they're going to get what they

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Speaker 1: want at some point. Whatever the Dolphins have offered so

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Speaker 1: far hasn't been good enough, and the Texans say, will

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Speaker 1: either get it now or we'll get it in March.

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Speaker 1: The draft picks aren't going to be used between now

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Speaker 1: and March, and the risk for the Dolphins in waiting

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Speaker 1: is that when we get to March, they're likely will

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Speaker 1: be other teams who say, we got to move on

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Speaker 1: from this quarterback that we have, We got to get better,

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Speaker 1: we got to do something. Let's get into bidding for

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Speaker 1: Deshaun Watson and the next thing you know, you got

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Speaker 1: three or four teams that may drive the price even higher.

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Speaker 1: So I think there's value in just accepting the fact

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Speaker 1: that it's going to be expensive. You get a player

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Speaker 1: who's one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL, and

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Speaker 1: you finally have that franchise quarterback, and yeah, you give

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Speaker 1: up some of your lottery tickets. So what look at

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Speaker 1: the lottery tickets we just scratched off. Mike Florio Pro

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Speaker 1: Football Talk Live co host with Chris Sims. I'm having

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Speaker 1: a hard time understanding Aaron Rodgers with the new Aaron Rodgers,

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Speaker 1: the zen mentality. But he's got this zen mentality, but

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Speaker 1: he's certainly letting a lot of people bother him in

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Speaker 1: the media. What do you make of Aaron Rodgers unplugged

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Speaker 1: here after the first couple of weeks. I always hate

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Speaker 1: it when someone says to me, you're better than that.

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Speaker 1: My response is, you don't know me well enough to

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Speaker 1: know whether or not I am. There's a good chance

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Speaker 1: I'm not. But I'd like to say that Aaron Rodgers

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Speaker 1: is better than being worried about the things that people

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Speaker 1: in the media say. And he had a couple of

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Speaker 1: different occasions this week to talk about it Tuesday with

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Speaker 1: Pat McAfee, Wednesday at his press conference. And I think

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Speaker 1: that there's a fundamental difference between opinion and fact, and

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Speaker 1: he has it all kind of twisted together. And he

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Speaker 1: seems just to have a level not just of disagreement

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Speaker 1: with those who would criticize him, but he's got resentment.

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Speaker 1: There's almost like a vendetta. He wants to deplatform people

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Speaker 1: who would dare criticize him. It's fair criticism based upon

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Speaker 1: the facts as we know them to be. This isn't

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Speaker 1: unfair to say when Week one looks as bad as

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Speaker 1: it did for the Packers, Hey, maybe all this stuff

510
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Speaker 1: going on with Aaron Rodgers plays a part in it.

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Speaker 1: Maybe Aaron Rodgers isn't all in. He made a rushed

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Speaker 1: decision the weekend before the start of training camp. He

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00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,679
Speaker 1: was fifty fifty two days before he showed up, and

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Speaker 1: somehow he goes from fifty fifty to one hundred like that,

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Speaker 1: these are all fair questions. Just because he disagrees with

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Speaker 1: the criticism doesn't make them unfair questions. And yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: got bigger things to worry about than what people are saying.

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Speaker 1: And he acts like it's just one or two people.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of people who are saying this. He

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Speaker 1: just needs to ignore it, focus on the season, think

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Speaker 1: about his future at the appropriate time. But why get

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Speaker 1: dragged down by the haters? Dan? Do you listen to

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Speaker 1: the haters? We all have haters. Life is a hell

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Speaker 1: of a lot simpler if you don't listen to him

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Speaker 1: and just do your thing. Should Kyle Shanahan have apologized

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Speaker 1: to Matt Lafleur for flirting with Aaron Rodgers. No, no,

527
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:53,919
Speaker 1: that this happens all the time. And it amazes me

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Speaker 1: when we get these reports, breathless reports the Texans are

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Speaker 1: getting phone calls for the first overall picking the draft. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's how it works. The general managers call each other

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Speaker 1: all the time and they talk about different scenarios. The

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00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 1: reality is Aaron Rodgers was under contract and still is

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Speaker 1: with the Packers. Aaron Rodgers, it was well known in

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Speaker 1: league circles, wasn't happy with the Packers. And I think

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Speaker 1: the bigger story here is the day before the draft,

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Speaker 1: the forty nine Ers sufficiently scatter brained in their strategic

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Speaker 1: thinking that, as they're on the brink of taking Trey Lance,

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Speaker 1: they think, you know what, let's just see if we

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Speaker 1: can get Aaron Rodgers instead of doing the whole take

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Speaker 1: a rookie thing. That's what's amazing to me. When they

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Speaker 1: should have been locked in on their plan and have

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Speaker 1: a resolute approach, they decide to throw out a fishing

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Speaker 1: line for Aaron Rodgers, because clearly they would have done

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Speaker 1: it if the Packers would have said, yes, you don't

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Speaker 1: just make a call out of curiosity. So there's no

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Speaker 1: reason for the Packers to be upset about it, and

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00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: there's every reason for forty nine Ers fans to think, boy,

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00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 1: how committed are they to Tray Lance? If they were

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Speaker 1: sniffing around the possibility of getting Aaron Rodgers a day

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Speaker 1: before they picked Trey Lance, have a good weekend, Mike,

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Speaker 1: let's do Let's let the blood pressure go down a

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Speaker 1: little bit. Okay, I'm trying to give you some good content.

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00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 1: I know, I just worry sometimes, you know, you get

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Speaker 1: you're getting, you know, the taunting thing, and it just

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00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 1: felt like it did it man? You know, try to

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Speaker 1: create zenz ages the audience. Zen By the way, what

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00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 1: is the Halloween costume that Aaron Rodgers is growing his

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00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 1: hair out for? Slip repeat? He's slip repeat from Seinfeld,

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Speaker 1: the guy who helped George steal the Frogger machine. Look

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Speaker 1: it up, slip repeat. That's Aaron Rodgers. Thank you, Mike.

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Speaker 1: That's Mike Florio, Pro Football Talk Life co host. Uh

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Speaker 1: do you have Florio's got all that wine back there?

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Speaker 1: I don't think he drinks it. I think he just wines.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, Todd, there you go. Okay, all right, Yes

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Speaker 1: see the slip repeat the is remarkably accurate. Oh that's good,

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Speaker 1: My goodness. Yeah. Paully, the actor who played Slippery pet

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Speaker 1: and Seinfeld, was also one of the bad guys in Fargo,

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Speaker 1: the one who didn't talk a lot. Yeah I can't.

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Speaker 1: He's like Norwegian or something. Yeah. A couple of phone calls.

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Speaker 1: Are you working on the Paully Birthday Limerick? Time? Yeah? Okay, alright,

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Speaker 1: Mike and Iowa Hey Mike, Hey, Mike, Hey, Mike, Hey, Mike,

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00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:41,959
Speaker 1: Thanks Mike, Robin Georgia, Hey, Bro. I hate when somebody

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Speaker 1: waits like forty five minutes to get on the show

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Speaker 1: and then you go to him and then all of

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Speaker 1: a sudden, he's gonna go to his phone, like wait,

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Speaker 1: wait who they hung up on me? Hey? Rob? Are

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Speaker 1: you there? Hello? Rob? What's going on here? Thanks? Let

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00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 1: me just say, let me try and see if it

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Speaker 1: is Marvin screwing up out there? Likely? Yeah, Jamie and Pennsylvania.

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Speaker 1: Jamie there, I'm here today, all right? Yea, all right,

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Speaker 1: Jamie's here. What do you have from five nine one

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Speaker 1: seventy eight sinewy? Oh okay, what do you have for me?

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Speaker 1: I have a Limerick? And I actually got a phone

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Speaker 1: call from Sean Connery and uh oh whoa? Okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: I like we got a voice here, Todd, Jamie is

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Speaker 1: doing Sean Connery limes. Okay, here we go. There Once

587
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 1: was a man named mclovet who was kind of lippy,

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00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 1: so I started shoving. He fell at my feet and

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00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 1: he began to secrete out of both ends, and now

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00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 1: he smells worse than a leaky Dutch oven. Oh all right, well,

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00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 1: thank you, Jamie. I'll have an effort. Yeah yeah. Why

592
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 1: is Marvin letting so many calls who hate my guts? Unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Like, where did that guy? What did

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Speaker 1: I do to Jamie in Pennsylvania? We're both Pennsylvanians. I

595
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 1: don't know why people turn on you. Yeah, well, I

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Speaker 1: don't know if he turned on me. I don't know

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00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 1: if he was ever well, yeah, you're right, but I

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Speaker 1: don't know why you anger people like yeah, Jabi in Pennsylvania.

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Speaker 1: Do was there any like warning that he was going

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Speaker 1: to come out? I don't know. He might have just

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00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 1: said to Marvin, hey, I got a Limerick and that's it,

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00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 1: and then Marvin's like, all right, put your through. No,

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Speaker 1: I'll bet you. They called, They're like I got something

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00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 1: on the free agency and the NBA, And then sometimes

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00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 1: you'll get that bait and switch and somebody say, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'd like to talk about this, you know, the hot

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00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 1: streak that this team is on, and then they get

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Speaker 1: on they say something else. I'll go Marv. He goes.

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Speaker 1: He told me he was going to talk about, you

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Speaker 1: know how great the Cardinals are. Sorry, no worries. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Jason in California, Hi, Jason, good morning man. I had

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Speaker 1: a question if you think that the Angels are a

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Speaker 1: place the players to go to die, Like night Trout,

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Speaker 1: his career is over. She got Otani on the upcoming

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Speaker 1: And I don't know if he knows, but they use

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Speaker 1: all their draft take this last year on all pitchers. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and I bought a trigger. Just good to you. All right, well,

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Speaker 1: thank you, Jason. What was the last part of it?

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Speaker 1: He bought a tgger He bought a trigger? Oh all right,

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Speaker 1: we'll come with that. Um. Well, Mike Trump's career is

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Speaker 1: not over. His season's over. As far as Shohotani. Um,

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Speaker 1: he's certainly getting a lot of recognition. I just I

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Speaker 1: you know, you want to see if this team has

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Speaker 1: promised down the road, because he might be one of

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Speaker 1: those Hey you know, look at the season he has

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Speaker 1: or is having or had, but then there's nothing really

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Speaker 1: to show for it. Those are the kind of players

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Speaker 1: you want to get on the national stage, certainly in baseball,

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Speaker 1: because you can get lost. There's so many great stories

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00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: in baseball, they get lost because a lot of these

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Speaker 1: players aren't playing in big games. It's when you get

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Speaker 1: to that big game and then what you do, that's

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Speaker 1: But he elevated his status and in my mind, he's

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Speaker 1: And you know that you make a name for yourself,

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Speaker 1: then yeah, poem Shoeotani's got one more year left house contract.

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Speaker 1: no But I mean when you think of is he

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Speaker 1: expected to go up significantly. He might be the most

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Speaker 1: an international town being on the Angels, but a relevant team,

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Speaker 1: but didn't already Moreno, you know, jump the gun with

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Speaker 1: Mike Trout to sign him up sooner and then you

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Speaker 1: you know, the padres with tattoos. But if I were

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Speaker 1: a show I would look at a Trout's career and say,

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Speaker 1: do I want to spend the October's back home? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: All right, we'll take a break. Uh, look, who's got

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Speaker 1: Pauli's birthday? Limerick already done? All right? Are you proud

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Speaker 1: of this? I gave you a two for Friday? Oh? Two? Limits?

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Speaker 1: Did I like them both? Actually? I hope your guys

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Speaker 1: only didn't want one. I help, he'll appreciate the two.

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Speaker 1: All right, we'll take a break. Fritzie has his Pauly birthday, Limerick,

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Speaker 1: more of your phone calls, he's well, and we'll talk

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Speaker 1: to David Carr of the NFL Network next time back

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Speaker 1: More phone calls coming up. Fritz has not one, but

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Speaker 1: two limericks for Paulie. Today is Pauli's birthday. Um, if

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Speaker 1: they're not funny, then we take the birthday cake that

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Speaker 1: was meant for Paulie and then we smash you in

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Speaker 1: the face with it. Ton, Okay, is this I could

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Speaker 1: agree or disagree through it just as what it is. No,

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Speaker 1: it's just if you want to read them, then you

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Speaker 1: have to agree to it. It seems reasonable. Okay. So

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Speaker 1: one of the two has to be funny. Okay. Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the judge. You should hit yourself in

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Speaker 1: the face of the cake. Down Todd beat the rush, Okay,

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Speaker 1: to let me up, going up this down like thirty

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Speaker 1: to three. Brady came back twenty eight to three. Okay,

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Speaker 1: here we go. He hates them, So give paul a hug.

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Speaker 1: It's his birthday for mont Beers. He will chug his

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Speaker 1: no at all stories are malarkey, his remarks incessantly snarky,

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Speaker 1: and like my pants, he knows things that are snug. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's pretty good. Okay, that might be your best limerick. Ever, Todd,

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Speaker 1: it's good. Okay, so you avoided the cake, now am

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Speaker 1: rolling the dice by reading Really, yeah, I think this

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Speaker 1: one's just as good, if not a little bit. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go for it. It's Pauli's birthday, so let's make

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Speaker 1: it last. The way I cut cake simply makes him aghast.

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Speaker 1: Cards and gifts we will send the party. Some can't attend.

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Speaker 1: You see, his dad and mine have both passed. Okay, Wow,

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Speaker 1: you know I like dead dad humor? Yeah? Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: lead the league in dead dad humor. Yeah. See, all right,

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Speaker 1: so Todd just Todd just ripped off two bangers. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what the hell's going on the rest of the time.

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Speaker 1: I mean, those were both very good. They're very clever,

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Speaker 1: they're really funny, they're super snarky. What's the problem with

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Speaker 1: the all the other ones? Well, I think it's just

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Speaker 1: like Pauli's birthday. It happens once a year. You get

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Speaker 1: a couple of good limericks in there. If my creative

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Speaker 1: juices are flowing with the subject matter, and we're gonna

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Speaker 1: wait twelve months for the next one, that's good. Claire

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Speaker 1: in California, Good morning, Claire, what's on your mind? Good morning, Dan, Um,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing great? Claire? Good? Well, I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to come on because I'm a new listener. My

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Speaker 1: fiance is a very long time listener. But I wanted

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Speaker 1: to defend Todd Fritz because I love his limericks and

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Speaker 1: I just think he needs to be defended. Where are

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Speaker 1: you from, Claire, I'm from London, but I live in

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Speaker 1: Santa Monica and I actually went to USC with Georgia.

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Speaker 1: Shout out Georgia. Oh you went to school with my daughter.

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Speaker 1: But you're from London, so you don't know humor, um,

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Speaker 1: but I appreciate that you you're sticking up for Todd. Yes,

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Speaker 1: love love Todd and your your boyfriends. My boyfriend he's

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Speaker 1: Austin and he's a huge, massive fan of the Shore. Oh. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for listening and supporting Todd. And tell Austin

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Speaker 1: that we said a low Claire, thank you very much. Well.

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Speaker 1: And I also just wanted to do a final shot

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Speaker 1: out to Big Deans because I know you all love

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Speaker 1: Big Deans and to Junior at Big Deans. All right,

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Speaker 1: Big Deans in Santa Monica is a place that I

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Speaker 1: would stay in Santa Monica when I would do sports Jeopardy,

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Speaker 1: and Uh, it's just I'd get done and I'd come

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Speaker 1: Big Deans in Santa Monica. That's a good beer drinking bar.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it is. It's it's fun and it's right on

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Speaker 1: the pier. Burgers are great. People are great there. Ask

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Speaker 1: of you. At Big Deans in Santa Monica, Robin Georgia

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Speaker 1: is joining us. Rob is apparently calling back. Rob. Hey,

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Speaker 1: hey Dan Hen, that's how you doing good? What's on

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Speaker 1: your mind? I want to wish Paul a happy birthday.

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Speaker 1: Today's our son's birthday as well. Um, we sent we

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Speaker 1: sent you in a T shirt on Monday, my wife did.

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Speaker 1: We're the ones going to Maine, and we thought we

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Speaker 1: were to share that shirt, uh with uh with Todd

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Speaker 1: and you guys, I mean Paul and you guys. All right,

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Speaker 1: how was the trip to Maine? Rob, Well, we're not

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Speaker 1: there yet. We're we just left Cape Cod. Uh. Well,

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Speaker 1: we went to Martha Viniard yesterday. So we're hanging out

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00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 1: to Cape today and we're we're on our way up

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Speaker 1: to Salem. So we're trying to get there all right. Well,

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Speaker 1: a little safe travels, Rob and take us along with you.

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Speaker 1: That's a that's Rob in Georgia. It's a lovely time

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Speaker 1: to go to Maine. Lovely time. Uh. Now Todd is

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Speaker 1: now he's got a crush on Claire. I like the accent.

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Speaker 1: That's cool man. That was very night that she supported

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Speaker 1: me like that. I'm a little emotional right now, I am.

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Speaker 1: It's very sweet one. Once in a while, soward Culter to, Hey,

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Speaker 1: to use. It's not me. You came up with it.

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Speaker 1: I did. You said? Is Claire's taste in a London fall?

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what I Okay, I heard liking anything that

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Speaker 1: I'm doing, because you must be in a London fog. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Final hour. That's Friday, Fritzie putting up with a lot.

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