WEBVTT - #102 May I Help The Following Guest? 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:10.440 Start up up, Brooklyn Buy start up, Brooklyn buys data. 0:00:10.720 --> 0:00:16.960 They make a noise data up Episode one O two 0:00:17.040 --> 0:00:19.720 It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Will dedicate this one to 0:00:19.800 --> 0:00:26.840 Q one two Philadelphia representing I don't get there enough. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:30.080 It's only an hour in ten minutes on the Acela 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:34.720 train from New York City to thirty Street station in Philly. 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:37.960 And you think that I would make more of an 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:40.880 effort to go on any random weekday or weekend. I mean, 0:00:41.120 --> 0:00:44.199 if you think about it, I spend more time in 0:00:44.200 --> 0:00:46.840 my car driving to Long Island then I would take 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:50.640 me to get to Philly from Manhattan. True story. But whatever, Uh, 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:53.320 there's a lot to see there. I have Philly fans 0:00:53.360 --> 0:00:56.480 represent where the Brooklyn Philly fans, Brooklyn Boy Philly fans 0:00:57.000 --> 0:01:01.720 come on out. I have a definite complaint regarding not Philly, 0:01:01.800 --> 0:01:05.880 but Philly cheese steaks. Well terr. Right now, I want 0:01:05.920 --> 0:01:07.600 to get the name of the food truck. I got 0:01:07.680 --> 0:01:09.280 a bone to pick. Oh I don't have. It's not 0:01:09.400 --> 0:01:12.039 it's not the Big Four, is it? No? No, no, 0:01:12.040 --> 0:01:14.319 no no, no. Let's see what are they gyms on 0:01:14.400 --> 0:01:16.720 South Street? Not one of them? Not Pats. It's not 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:22.240 Geno's and then there's um Tony Luke's. No it's not. 0:01:22.400 --> 0:01:25.039 There's a couple that are right there in the in 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:27.760 the No, there's a cheese steak South Philly not so 0:01:27.800 --> 0:01:30.880 great that that I don't don't get as much love. Yeah, 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:34.000 that's not about Philly, just it's about cheese steaks in general. 0:01:34.240 --> 0:01:36.040 So I was a comic con a couple of weeks ago, 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:39.160 and they have when you go underground, there's like a 0:01:39.200 --> 0:01:42.200 parking area and it's all food trucks, big one of 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:48.120 food trucks, and there's a cheese steak food truck. When 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:51.400 I go, I'll go to that. I got a cheese 0:01:51.440 --> 0:01:54.720 steak mhm. And that you could see into the truck. 0:01:55.360 --> 0:01:57.240 In the back of the guys working in the truck. 0:01:58.000 --> 0:02:05.440 There are loaves of bread, your typical ten ten Italian breads. 0:02:05.560 --> 0:02:11.720 Some pem Grinder's song. But as we're from Brooklyn there 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:14.440 he called heroes a chicken palm hero. If you order 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:17.680 a hero someplace to go, I mean a sandwich, okay, anyway, 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:20.000 all that. So I want a Philly cheese steaks. I 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:22.079 order Philly cheese steak, you know, just cheese and meat, 0:02:22.160 --> 0:02:24.840 no onions and I get the thing, and I'm gonna 0:02:24.840 --> 0:02:26.480 show you a picture scary because you're gonna be like, 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:32.160 what the It was basically chopped meat in a fucking 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:36.560 hot dog bun. That's that is paltry, to say the least. 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:38.440 So I'm gonna put a picture up on at David 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:40.519 Brody on Instagram. You call that, you call that a 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:43.400 cheese steak, and it's not much longer than my thumb. 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:45.800 And so it's basically like you know, when you go 0:02:45.840 --> 0:02:47.560 to a baseball game they charge you nine dollars for 0:02:47.600 --> 0:02:51.200 a beer. I'm pretty sure they had events sized bread 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:54.400 like they went to Comic Con, because they wouldn't be 0:02:54.400 --> 0:02:57.880 in business if they sold five inch long Philly cheese 0:02:57.880 --> 0:03:00.560 steak sandwiches. And it was like four a subway it 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:02.760 was a six inch sub Yeah, no, it was so 0:03:02.760 --> 0:03:05.520 so f you to the food truck and I'm looking 0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:06.880 for a picture. I didn't take a picture of it. 0:03:07.360 --> 0:03:09.160 How thought you was at nine bucks? Yeah? Let me 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:14.560 see if I have U dollars. You got robbed. I 0:03:14.600 --> 0:03:18.280 know you got grape soded. I know I got well. 0:03:19.600 --> 0:03:23.760 I did not steal the grape soda, but um so 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:25.600 I want to just say, F you food truck at 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:30.239 Jacob Javits Center, your fourteen dollar hot dog bun cheese steak. Well, 0:03:30.240 --> 0:03:33.120 they do that at all the events. They always they 0:03:33.240 --> 0:03:36.640 do like a special size for the event, just so 0:03:36.720 --> 0:03:42.600 they can take off because no one's expecting, like a 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:47.680 real cheese steak. Oh Phil's steak, Phil's Phil. What a 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:50.640 rip they did there. It's like supposed to He's supposed 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:54.160 to like think it's Phillies, Phillies, or that they fill 0:03:54.400 --> 0:03:56.400 you know they did they filled up a hot dog 0:03:56.440 --> 0:04:01.400 bun with chopped up meat. Yeah, so Phil and your 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:06.800 event bread fourteen I want I want Phil Phil's truck 0:04:07.280 --> 0:04:11.120 to apologize and admit what you did. You probably charged 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:13.440 nine dollars for a real film, hoping that people are 0:04:13.480 --> 0:04:15.800 half buzzed or whatever, and they're like looking at the 0:04:15.800 --> 0:04:18.440 sign and say, oh, Philly's cheese steak, but you know 0:04:18.480 --> 0:04:22.719 they glance at it. Yeah, but it's Phil's cheese steaks. 0:04:22.760 --> 0:04:25.360 Speaking of comic Con, now, if you work at comic Con, 0:04:25.720 --> 0:04:28.680 if you have a booth, you should know comic books, right, 0:04:29.160 --> 0:04:32.200 you should know science fiction. You should have somebody how 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:34.520 it started. That's the whole whole thing started that way. 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:36.800 But comic con is so much more these days, I know, 0:04:36.960 --> 0:04:39.400 but there was a not just about comics. So my 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:41.800 daughter and I are at one of the booths and 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:46.440 they sell superhero pins and T shirts and some other 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:51.480 like the miscellaneous scrap. And so this guy is dressed 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:56.839 like Kingpin, who's a villain from Daredevil. It's also a movie. Yeah, 0:04:57.440 --> 0:05:00.520 uh different, not this is the anyway. It's a cartoon 0:05:00.720 --> 0:05:03.520 comic book villain. And so what Kingpin looks like. He 0:05:03.600 --> 0:05:06.599 is a very heavy set man with a white suit, 0:05:06.800 --> 0:05:09.960 walks with a cane like a gold cane, like jeweled cane, 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:14.159 and a fancy game. And he's bald, right, this guy 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:18.760 looked like Kingpin. One of the cause played people shopping 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:21.400 and the guy who works there goes, hey, what's up 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:25.360 Lex Luthor? Now Lex Luthor is a thin, bald guy 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:29.400 who's a superman villain from d C Comics. Got the 0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:32.800 comic company wrong because Kingpin's Marvelie. He just saw a 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:35.360 bald guy. He's like, what's up Lex Luthor. So the 0:05:35.400 --> 0:05:38.800 guy's like, hey, man, I'm Kingpin. It wasn't like he 0:05:38.839 --> 0:05:41.440 was a thin king pickle starting a war like a 0:05:41.480 --> 0:05:44.640 brawl in the in the comic it's like you fucking 0:05:44.680 --> 0:05:48.640 called me a d C comic character. I'm Marvel, motherfucker. 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:50.440 But it's like if you saw a guy dressed in 0:05:50.440 --> 0:05:52.240 a Star Wars outfit, you're like, oh, and a Star 0:05:52.320 --> 0:05:55.440 track really nice? You get punched. So you can't work 0:05:55.440 --> 0:05:59.200 a comic con and not know the difference between Kingpin 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:02.640 and Lex Luthor. I gotta be honest. I sometimes get 0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:06.440 as the fair weather fan, the everyday Joe, but I 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:10.080 get my I get my DC universe mixed up sometimes 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:13.919 with Marvel comics. I know Batman is DC, and I 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:16.160 know that Superman is d C, and all the rest 0:06:16.200 --> 0:06:19.200 of the good ones are Marvel. That's it's about, right. 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:23.400 Wonder Woman is who Marvel? Nope? DC? I guess you 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:25.799 didn't see Justice League. Well you didn't watch Super Friends 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:29.000 as a kid, No, I didn't. One more thing Wolverine Marvel. 0:06:29.200 --> 0:06:32.720 That's correct. Now, one more complaining about Marvel. That's right. 0:06:33.640 --> 0:06:37.200 One more thing a complain about comic con. This is 0:06:37.200 --> 0:06:40.880 not a costume unless you put effort into it. Now, 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:44.440 if you saw explain to people, do you have to 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:46.080 even dress up if you go to comic con? You 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:48.159 don't have to even it's a huge. You need to 0:06:48.160 --> 0:06:51.200 put even in that sentence. Um, it's a huge festival 0:06:51.400 --> 0:06:56.039 from city to city. Uh goes to San Francisco, goes 0:06:56.200 --> 0:06:59.080 major cities. Yes, it doesn't go to Oklahoma City. Okay, 0:06:59.080 --> 0:07:01.560 talk to me. Okay, so you don't have to dress up. 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:03.200 But if you're going and you want to dress up, 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:05.719 people put a lot of effort into their their outfits. 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:08.000 They're they're cost but you're not penalized if you don't know. 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:13.200 So if you saw Avengers Endgame no spoilers, four puts 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:17.800 on some weight, okay, fat thour, he sort of gives 0:07:17.880 --> 0:07:19.760 up on life, and so they find them in the 0:07:19.840 --> 0:07:26.000 house wearing like um plaid pajama bottoms and uh like 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:29.800 gloves with no fingers and no shirt. And he's just 0:07:29.840 --> 0:07:32.840 kind of sitting around being fat, drinking beer. So every 0:07:32.880 --> 0:07:37.720 guy with a fat stomach when his fat, you know, 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:40.160 I like that, right, But there were a couple of 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:43.080 guys who actually got like the replica of pants, the 0:07:43.120 --> 0:07:46.520 replica gloves, had long blonde hair wigs or they had 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:48.880 their own real hair. But there were just some guys 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:51.920 who just wearing just like pajama bottoms that weren't the 0:07:51.960 --> 0:07:55.480 ones thow war, and you know they were just fat. 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:58.840 That's not a costume. You're like, you're just fat, guy, 0:07:59.160 --> 0:08:02.440 You're not fat. Full are your faces in Chris Hemsworth's 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:04.320 face and you have to wear long hair, you have 0:08:04.360 --> 0:08:07.080 to have a wig, and they were just being fat 0:08:07.120 --> 0:08:16.360 thor that's not a costume. You understand. I'm saying, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:08:16.440 --> 0:08:19.320 it's like if you okay, it's okay, it's okay, not 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:21.840 getting political, don't tweet me. But if you just have 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:25.520 a crazy calmb over, you're not the president. You gotta 0:08:25.520 --> 0:08:28.520 put a suit on, spray tan yourself, arrange that, have 0:08:28.560 --> 0:08:32.160 the swirl, right, I said, oh, I have a calm over. Yeah, 0:08:32.200 --> 0:08:34.880 and you gotta put an effort into it. We're gonna 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:36.640 see a lot of a lot of this on Halloween. 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:39.680 Oh yeah, everyone's gonna be the joker. Don't be the joker. 0:08:39.920 --> 0:08:43.360 That was my thing. The joker unless you are so good, 0:08:43.640 --> 0:08:47.120 unless you have the real suit and like professional makeup, 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:50.319 you got the laugh down. But otherwise, like I need 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:53.680 a joker again, a lot of jokers, but it's gonna 0:08:53.679 --> 0:08:55.640 be bad jokers. But like a white mask, you're gonna 0:08:55.640 --> 0:08:57.600 put like a plastic white mask on if anyone's in 0:08:57.640 --> 0:09:00.720 town in Long Island, I'll be there a jingle ready, 0:09:00.840 --> 0:09:03.480 I'll get don't say where you're gonna be Gandhi baby 0:09:03.520 --> 0:09:06.040 Hot Sauce and I are doing an appearance in at 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:12.360 a place in Long Island. That's fine, Paco, but not 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:14.840 really because people want to come and meet the Brooklyn 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:16.560 Boys and they can go to your social media. This 0:09:16.600 --> 0:09:18.479 is not the place for you to plug your clients. 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:20.400 I will make it that way every time, the same 0:09:20.440 --> 0:09:23.520 way you can do that for your appearances. Oh wait, 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:27.320 you took one, took mine. Someone's speaking of appearances. Oh yeah, 0:09:27.360 --> 0:09:31.080 that by the way, that's Saturday custom contest to shut 0:09:31.160 --> 0:09:34.720 up New Hyde Park. Stop it, uh, start up, start up? 0:09:36.160 --> 0:09:40.520 Brooklyn Boys? Where is it? It was? Hey, scary heard 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:42.240 you were going to be at the Land of Illusion 0:09:42.800 --> 0:09:46.480 in Ohio in Dayton on October. That's the night before 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:48.880 the Cape Paco appearance. On the TWI the other jingle 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:52.000 when the other jangle because you're reading text messages now, 0:09:55.640 --> 0:09:58.280 but the text continues. You don't have to read the 0:09:58.320 --> 0:10:03.000 text messages to you. Go on right exactly. Well, I'm 0:10:03.000 --> 0:10:05.480 not getting paid to show up, so yeah, I'll be 0:10:05.520 --> 0:10:08.920 in dating on we heard everybody knows. But hold on, 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:10.760 I'm sure your Instagram. I have a hundred of hundreds 0:10:11.200 --> 0:10:16.160 and they asked, they asked on so super excited to 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:18.280 meet you. And by the way, what's that CBD oil? 0:10:18.320 --> 0:10:21.360 You recommend go ahead read that? But is there any 0:10:21.440 --> 0:10:23.880 chance you can being brody with you as well? I 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:26.520 would love to meet both of my Brooklyn boys. That's 0:10:26.559 --> 0:10:30.400 from Eric code nine three seven, which is also Dayton, Ohio. 0:10:31.760 --> 0:10:34.440 And the answer to that is, have we talked about 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:37.160 the what's the answer? I'm not going what's the answer. 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:39.800 You don't get on planes and I get on planes, 0:10:39.840 --> 0:10:41.560 But I'm not gonna go for free while you're getting 0:10:41.559 --> 0:10:44.920 paid to go. Who's paying for my ticket? I could 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:47.120 you know what we could call we a Brooklyn boy 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:49.760 who actually runs that radio station. The program director, Josh 0:10:49.760 --> 0:10:51.599 Martinez is a Brooken boy, wants to pay me to 0:10:51.640 --> 0:10:53.400 fly out there. I go out there. I love Daton, 0:10:53.559 --> 0:10:55.240 I go out there. That was my next thing. We 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:57.640 should call him and say, let's get brody on the plane. Yeah, 0:10:57.679 --> 0:10:59.959 let's do that. But but you don't like you like plane? 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:01.800 Love it? I don't love it. But if I gotta 0:11:01.800 --> 0:11:03.320 go somewhere fun I'll put up with it. No, if 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:05.840 you're gonna get go get paid, you'll put up with it. No, 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:07.760 I'll go for the for the food in the environment, 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:09.600 and so didn't come with me? Who I don't have 0:11:09.679 --> 0:11:12.040 to call Josh. No, I'm not calling for free. I 0:11:12.080 --> 0:11:14.559 love the money. I have five dollars to go and 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:17.440 put up a hotel room and everything. Anyway you like 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:19.680 holid haunted houses. No, I didn't tell you about my 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:22.760 crazy hunterday. You did not doing it here. I never 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:24.240 told you about that. I saw the whole thing on 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:26.400 your Instant story, and I'm pretty sure we covered it 0:11:26.480 --> 0:11:29.400 last week. You have stick of covered last week. I'm 0:11:29.440 --> 0:11:31.840 a little leggy. Why are you edgy? Because I looked 0:11:31.840 --> 0:11:33.080 at the stuff I want to talk about and it's 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:35.760 all stuff that irritates me. Well, then let's get down 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:38.679 the business. Oh, he's putting his glasses on. I'm putting 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:41.400 the monks. I want to because there's something specific. Bifocals 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:47.800 are in. I don't wear bifocals, You douche big. Did 0:11:47.840 --> 0:11:50.720 we talk about the food festival? No, we didn't because 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:53.120 it happened after we recorded a podcast. We did the 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:55.959 podcast on Friday, didn't we last week. We did it 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:58.560 on Thursday? Did we do it on Thursday? And I'm 0:11:58.600 --> 0:12:00.319 sorry Wednesday was the yeah we did to about the 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:02.880 food we did food Food Festival because we didn't went Wednesday. 0:12:02.920 --> 0:12:05.720 It was Wednesday, and we went. We did on podcast Thursday, right, okay, 0:12:05.720 --> 0:12:07.200 but we didn't talk about how you and I went 0:12:07.240 --> 0:12:10.800 again Friday. And Friday night I went to Burger Bash, 0:12:10.960 --> 0:12:13.160 which is just BA. This is no longer a client 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:15.679 and they were never a client of arts. Not a sponsor, right, 0:12:15.720 --> 0:12:17.680 not a sponsor went to Burger Bash, and you on 0:12:17.720 --> 0:12:20.720 Saturday night went to the type Titans of Barbecue, which, 0:12:20.760 --> 0:12:23.120 by the way, I would have traded you. I would 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:26.240 have went Saturday night. That was awesome. The only complaint 0:12:26.280 --> 0:12:29.640 I have is it said Titans a barbecue and it 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:34.280 was said uh, hosted by, sponsored by, produced by whatever 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:37.200 it was. Pat la Frieda someone I don't remember and 0:12:37.280 --> 0:12:39.920 Michael Simon. Pat La Frieda, if you don't know, is 0:12:39.920 --> 0:12:43.000 a legend in meats in New York, New York, a 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:46.520 legend of steaks and meats. In the same way Schwide 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:49.560 Brothers are down in Miami, South Florida. Anyone has a 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:52.880 regional meeting and Michael Simon is one of my favorite 0:12:52.880 --> 0:12:56.880 celebrity chefs. I've never met him, but I love him 0:12:56.880 --> 0:12:59.560 on television. I love the way he cooks, I love 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:01.319 the way is himself. I love him. So I'm like, 0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:03.720 this is great. These three guys are gonna be there, 0:13:04.080 --> 0:13:06.959 added bonus. Yeah, none of them were there. It was 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:08.840 one of those produced by but they didn't show up. 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:11.400 They weren't there. Oh no, No, Michael Simon's name was 0:13:11.400 --> 0:13:13.920 all over the ticket. Yeah, oh yeah, No, No, he 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:17.239 wasn't there though. It was like he helped pick the restaurants, 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:20.640 but he wasn't there. I was disappointed. It made it 0:13:20.640 --> 0:13:23.360 look his picture was on the logo, so not to 0:13:23.400 --> 0:13:25.839 find fault, were confirmed that he wasn't there. Be Yes, 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:27.560 I was there the whole time. He was not there. 0:13:27.640 --> 0:13:29.760 But it's a big place, Brodie, there's a huge you 0:13:29.800 --> 0:13:31.320 don't You don't think he would have been on stage 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:34.000 when they made the announcements. Hey I'm Michael Simon's bat 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:37.800 Lafreda and the other person. Hey thanks for coming out tonight. No, 0:13:38.679 --> 0:13:41.640 I asked people he wasn't there. So I'm a little disappointed, 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:45.719 like to meet Michael Simon, but Titans a barbecue. They 0:13:45.720 --> 0:13:49.960 were like forty barbecue joints from the Tristate area. And 0:13:50.040 --> 0:13:53.320 some of them were serving like here's a cracker with 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:56.440 a piece of meat. But most of them were like 0:13:56.480 --> 0:14:00.360 Bronto Saurus burgers from the Flintstones, big slabs. Now, there 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:02.720 was one place I looked on the menu, they don't 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:05.120 serve the thing that they gave out that night. It 0:14:05.240 --> 0:14:10.080 was a I want to say, Korean glazed slab of 0:14:10.200 --> 0:14:13.160 short rib. Speak to me. That was maybe the greatest 0:14:13.160 --> 0:14:16.840 piece of meat I've ever eaten. It was um and 0:14:16.880 --> 0:14:19.280 I took a picture in the sign of the place. 0:14:20.240 --> 0:14:21.560 I have to call them now and ask him if 0:14:21.560 --> 0:14:24.640 they'll make that for me. But they were a giant 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:27.800 Colma Hawks steaks, Yeah, those are the those are the great. 0:14:28.880 --> 0:14:31.680 And then there was other booths that were just yeah, 0:14:32.000 --> 0:14:34.120 there were places with great names. But then the food 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:38.040 was what would they give you? Like? What do they yeah, 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:42.800 like a little goos, a little blue cracker, having like 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:46.400 like dinner prodies. I listen, when I served dinner, I 0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:49.360 put out I put out a plat on my friend. Well, 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:51.560 let me tell you about the controversy at Burger Bash. 0:14:52.040 --> 0:14:56.200 What was the controversy. There's uh. At the end of 0:14:56.240 --> 0:14:58.760 the night, they vote on the best burger. Everybody who 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:00.640 enters Burger Bash, and the must have been over a 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:04.120 thousand people there, they get a wooden chip. You get 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:08.840 one chip. It's up to the listeners or the eaters, 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:13.280 the people walking around to put your chip into the booth. 0:15:13.920 --> 0:15:17.880 The booths ballot box with the best burger, And at 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:19.840 the end of the night they collect all the boxes 0:15:19.960 --> 0:15:23.040 and whichever box has the most chips, that's the burger 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:29.280 that wins the People's Choice award. All right, well, pig Barbecue, 0:15:29.760 --> 0:15:33.280 our pig Beach in Brooklyn. One Pig Beach won the 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:37.240 best burger for the People's Choice. Not a problem when 0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:41.760 they had the most chips in their box. However, there 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:45.120 were also five judges on stage that were sampling every 0:15:45.120 --> 0:15:47.560 burger from every booth, and there had to be the 0:15:47.600 --> 0:15:51.240 critics pick which is the one that gets ultimately gets 0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:56.440 the trophy. So the trophy goes to the critics pick Brodie. 0:15:56.520 --> 0:15:59.560 Do you know what the name of the place was 0:16:00.000 --> 0:16:03.080 that won the best burger in Burger Bash for the 0:16:03.120 --> 0:16:09.280 critics pick I'm gonna say no, San Mateo Pizzeria. What 0:16:10.400 --> 0:16:15.280 that doesn't sound like a burger place exactly. Apparently, if 0:16:15.280 --> 0:16:19.480 you make burgers, you can enter this Burger Bash and 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:23.240 you're qualified. So if you have a booth there, like 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:26.240 Shake Shock could have entered five Napkin burg Those burger 0:16:26.320 --> 0:16:30.600 people that donate dedicated their lives to making burger Burger Burger. 0:16:31.080 --> 0:16:36.160 But then San Mateo Coucina, it's called Sanmoteo Coccina, Sanmotheo 0:16:36.240 --> 0:16:39.960 pizzeria known for their pizza, they also happened to make 0:16:40.000 --> 0:16:42.280 a burger in their pizzeria and they came to Burger 0:16:42.280 --> 0:16:46.360 Bash and they fucking won. Well. Critics pick, there's a 0:16:46.360 --> 0:16:49.000 steakhouse chain which is okay, I don't listen. I gotta 0:16:49.040 --> 0:16:51.040 tell you it was good. Okay, looks good. There's a 0:16:51.080 --> 0:16:53.160 steakhouse chain in New York. It's all over the country, 0:16:53.160 --> 0:16:55.760 but started in New York called the Bomb. I don't 0:16:55.760 --> 0:16:57.840 know if I talked about this on this podcast you did, 0:16:57.880 --> 0:17:00.280 But there there there steak place. But if try the 0:17:00.320 --> 0:17:03.560 Chicken Palm, it's outrageously good, but you would know that 0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:05.640 because it's steak place, so you never know. The same 0:17:05.680 --> 0:17:08.320 goes for Joe Stone Crabs in South Florida. You go 0:17:08.400 --> 0:17:10.480 there for the Stone Crab. Stone Crab season is happening 0:17:10.560 --> 0:17:12.760 right now, just opened up like last week. Not a sponsor, 0:17:12.840 --> 0:17:14.399 but they can send mebe to some stone Crab. That 0:17:14.400 --> 0:17:17.080 will take some clause. But you go there and there 0:17:17.200 --> 0:17:19.720 fried chicken is the secret menu it and that is 0:17:19.760 --> 0:17:23.080 outrageous and some say are better than the clause. Some 0:17:23.119 --> 0:17:25.560 people go just for the fried chicken and Joe's. If 0:17:25.560 --> 0:17:28.560 you're living in South Florida and you know Joe Stone Crab, 0:17:29.480 --> 0:17:33.119 go get the stone Crabs, but also split an entree 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:36.520 of the fried chicken. You will not regret it. It is. 0:17:36.800 --> 0:17:38.919 It is a thing. It is a thing, all right, 0:17:39.359 --> 0:17:42.920 just saying all right, I'm hungry now I'm not hungry yet. 0:17:43.440 --> 0:17:48.280 Who brought that candy in that melted? The Simpsons TV show, Oh, 0:17:48.320 --> 0:17:50.560 the Treehouse of Terror ends up every year. They send 0:17:50.640 --> 0:17:53.040 up a different promo box for for is this number 0:17:53.080 --> 0:17:57.320 forty six the season the Simpsons Treehouse of Terror number 0:17:59.320 --> 0:18:02.480 they started? So it's but but yeah, but I noticed 0:18:02.800 --> 0:18:06.240 all the chocolates melted, and then they gave us some 0:18:06.320 --> 0:18:09.080 of the some of that candy, which I don't know, man, 0:18:09.160 --> 0:18:12.160 I just didn't grow up with it, like like pay 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:16.000 Day and oh the third tier chocolates and ten thousand 0:18:16.040 --> 0:18:18.639 dollar grand bars. What is it called it? I don't know. 0:18:18.800 --> 0:18:21.000 Is that like a thing for you growing up? Because 0:18:21.000 --> 0:18:24.200 it wasn't for me. Those were like, those were niche 0:18:24.280 --> 0:18:27.480 chocolate bars. Those are third I call him third tier, 0:18:28.280 --> 0:18:32.000 Like they're not your Hershey Bar, You're you're Snickers, They're 0:18:32.040 --> 0:18:36.280 not your Chunky or your Three Musketeers. They're like, you 0:18:36.280 --> 0:18:38.000 know what, I'll give you another another one that fits 0:18:38.000 --> 0:18:42.280 in that third tier. Clark Bars, Clark Clark. And first 0:18:42.280 --> 0:18:45.000 of all, the name Clark, I don't doesn't make me hungry. 0:18:45.320 --> 0:18:47.440 But you have a Clark Bar if you go to Philly, though, 0:18:48.160 --> 0:18:51.000 they're all about their Charleston chew or that. What is 0:18:51.040 --> 0:18:52.840 it the really you should know this. You just said 0:18:52.880 --> 0:18:55.400 they're all about no, no no, no, no, no, the Charleston 0:18:55.480 --> 0:18:59.240 Chew knockoff. There's a knockoff. It's it's a red and 0:18:59.359 --> 0:19:01.800 a blue, a red bar in a blue bar. One 0:19:01.880 --> 0:19:04.120 is the milk chocolate, one is the dark chocolate. It's 0:19:04.200 --> 0:19:07.520 very chewy. Oh oh oh, don't tweet me, Brood, he's 0:19:07.520 --> 0:19:11.840 already looking it up. Anyway. What I'm saying is what 0:19:11.960 --> 0:19:14.840 could be third tier where we're from in the Northeast 0:19:15.240 --> 0:19:18.000 could be like, yeah, man, I grew up on nothing 0:19:18.040 --> 0:19:20.560 but Clark Bars. They were like a thing. Are you 0:19:20.560 --> 0:19:23.359 what are you googling? Um? What what you do? The 0:19:23.359 --> 0:19:31.560 words you strung together? Philly, Philadelphia, Charleston chew, knockoff? What 0:19:31.720 --> 0:19:35.600 is it? And then and you're gonna be like that 0:19:35.640 --> 0:19:37.840 really didn't rank where we were, But in Philly it's 0:19:37.840 --> 0:19:40.280 like a thing. It's like, oh yeah, they have them 0:19:40.280 --> 0:19:44.040 at every counter there in bite size, econo size, family size. 0:19:45.760 --> 0:19:47.600 You know, Oh my god, I can't believe I don't 0:19:47.600 --> 0:19:49.040 know what it is and having a brain fart. I 0:19:49.119 --> 0:19:51.920 think you may want people to tweet you. Maybe I do. 0:19:52.560 --> 0:19:55.360 Uh now it's just Charles, I got Charleston chew. Yeah, 0:19:55.400 --> 0:19:58.480 and then what's the other one? I don't a variety 0:19:58.520 --> 0:20:01.719 pack Charleston chew? Oh my god? Right now, people, by 0:20:01.720 --> 0:20:04.560 the way, remember that thing I read like twenty episodes ago. 0:20:04.920 --> 0:20:07.280 There's nothing lonelier than a person screaming the right answer 0:20:07.320 --> 0:20:10.399 at about this. There are seventeen people from Philly right 0:20:10.400 --> 0:20:14.880 now screaming what it is and we don't Why would 0:20:14.880 --> 0:20:19.560 you do this? Why would you peanut choose? Yes, that's it? Okay, 0:20:19.840 --> 0:20:23.320 but what is it. What is it? Goldberg's gold Bergs 0:20:23.320 --> 0:20:26.320 peanut choose for the wind. Yeah, I said peanut choose 0:20:26.480 --> 0:20:28.920 Goldbergs peanut. I'm looking at it right now. Yeah, there's 0:20:28.920 --> 0:20:31.919 the red and the blue Goldberg's peanut choose. Yeah, I'm 0:20:31.920 --> 0:20:33.919 looking at it right now. So what I'm saying is 0:20:34.800 --> 0:20:38.760 those weren't big in Brooklyn. No, well, neither is potato 0:20:38.840 --> 0:20:42.119 chips huge down of Philly uts didn't even exist in 0:20:42.119 --> 0:20:43.800 this area until like a couple of years ago. And 0:20:43.840 --> 0:20:47.479 hers h E R R s m hm. Yeah, a 0:20:47.480 --> 0:20:50.920 lot of regional things. That's talking about Northeast stuff. I mean, 0:20:50.920 --> 0:20:53.119 people are listening to this right now in Montana talking 0:20:53.160 --> 0:20:57.560 about candy that they grew up with and chips. But seriously, 0:20:57.880 --> 0:21:01.560 clock bar. I'm going back to that who goes into 0:21:01.560 --> 0:21:03.040 a store and goes, I gotta have a clock bar. 0:21:03.760 --> 0:21:10.440 Well that was my point earlier Crunch No problem TWI 0:21:11.119 --> 0:21:14.720 kit kit kat rees, peanut butter cup Clark, I gotta 0:21:14.720 --> 0:21:17.320 have a clock bar. Not doing now. I know somebody 0:21:17.320 --> 0:21:20.320 listens going love clock bars? You know what cannybody love? 0:21:20.960 --> 0:21:23.959 I grew up, I don't say, and I just had 0:21:23.960 --> 0:21:25.840 two of them. I love three musketiers. They were in 0:21:25.880 --> 0:21:29.000 that body. There's a candy bar that used to be 0:21:29.040 --> 0:21:31.200 only in the South, and so my parents and I 0:21:31.200 --> 0:21:33.040 would drive to Florida for the you know, for the 0:21:33.040 --> 0:21:35.400 summer vacation. We would drive from New York to Florida. 0:21:35.960 --> 0:21:38.480 I would get Mr Pib because it was like, uh, 0:21:38.720 --> 0:21:42.080