1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:04,960 Speaker 1: You know your house smells, don't get mad. Don't get mad. 2 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:06,840 Speaker 1: My house smells too. I'm not I'm not indicting you. 3 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:09,520 Speaker 1: I'm sure you keep a clean home, but just time 4 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:13,840 Speaker 1: means you're going to acquire smells. Whether those are cooking 5 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:17,000 Speaker 1: smells that get in your paint, your carpet, maybe their 6 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:20,600 Speaker 1: animals smells. Maybe you're a smoker, or someone else was 7 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:25,640 Speaker 1: just living create smells. I didn't realize that my home 8 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:28,840 Speaker 1: had a smell to it until I got my first 9 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:32,800 Speaker 1: Eden Pure Thunderstorm, the greatest air purifier I've ever owned 10 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,640 Speaker 1: in my life. This thing. 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That's not how the saying goes. 21 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:38,600 Speaker 1: I fooled everybody, fooled everyone right off the bat. I 22 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:42,160 Speaker 1: am in a mood to day. It's gonna be a 23 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:48,240 Speaker 1: fun show. This is part two, part deuce. If you will, Chris, 24 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:53,320 Speaker 1: of our little first crusade thing, I should tell you 25 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:56,760 Speaker 1: I had every intention of doing the whole thing yesterday. 26 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:03,280 Speaker 1: And here's what happens. I get into the story and 27 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:08,880 Speaker 1: I don't necessarily plan it out. I mean, I'll know 28 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,560 Speaker 1: some high points I want to hit, but I don't 29 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:14,840 Speaker 1: really plan it out. And while I'm on the air, 30 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:17,239 Speaker 1: I'll discuss something and it'll pop into my head, Oh 31 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:19,800 Speaker 1: that's kind of cool, you know what that reminds me of? 32 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:22,480 Speaker 1: And this happens all the time, and I don't know 33 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:25,040 Speaker 1: why I'm still I don't know why I'm still shocked 34 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:27,079 Speaker 1: about it. I'll have something that was gonna be a 35 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:30,480 Speaker 1: little thirty second side blurb and it'll turn into a 36 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:33,400 Speaker 1: whole segment and then Chris is looking at me, and 37 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,400 Speaker 1: he's looking at the clock and he's looking at me, 38 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:38,960 Speaker 1: and I'm thinking, oh, that is that is not good. 39 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:42,440 Speaker 1: That's not good at all. But that's what you sign 40 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:48,560 Speaker 1: up for. You're here, that's what that's part of being Showgun. Chris, Now, 41 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:53,639 Speaker 1: remember where we left off yesterday. I'm not gonna go 42 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 1: through all of it. If you want all the background 43 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:59,240 Speaker 1: I provided on it yesterday, just go download yesterday's show. 44 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:03,000 Speaker 1: They're all on iHeart, Google, Spotify, iTunes. That's right there. 45 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:07,400 Speaker 1: Chris gets podcast up. We have a crusade called by 46 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:11,799 Speaker 1: Pope Urban the Second, a crusade to help out the 47 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:18,120 Speaker 1: Byzantine Empire and take back the Holy Land. Remember it 48 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:22,040 Speaker 1: was both. And remember and this is going to matter 49 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:28,840 Speaker 1: really quickly here. The Muslim Empire, the Muslim portion of 50 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:33,320 Speaker 1: the world is very much divided against itself at this 51 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:36,440 Speaker 1: time well and now, and for the same reasons. It's Shia, 52 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:39,080 Speaker 1: it's sunny. You should be in charge. He used to 53 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 1: be in charge. This guy took after Mohammed. This guy 54 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:44,200 Speaker 1: took after Mohammed. I don't pretend to know at all, 55 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:46,800 Speaker 1: but I do know this. They will kill each other 56 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:53,280 Speaker 1: over it. They hate each other over it. Religious divisions, 57 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 1: same thing in Christianity. I don't know. Do Jews have this, Chris? 58 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:01,600 Speaker 1: Where have they had this historically? Too much? Where Jews 59 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:05,840 Speaker 1: will really really go to war against other Jews outside 60 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:08,240 Speaker 1: of the Bible, I don't know. You know, the Judea 61 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:10,840 Speaker 1: Israel thing. Whatever. I'm not going to get distracted, Chris, 62 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:16,800 Speaker 1: don't try. But that's where we are. Pope Urban the 63 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:21,280 Speaker 1: second calls a crusade. There is kind of a peasant crusade, 64 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:23,479 Speaker 1: and pay attention to this because this is going to matter. 65 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:26,920 Speaker 1: It wasn't just nights with their shining arbor, even one 66 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:30,760 Speaker 1: of they were mostly scumbags on their horses and their followers. 67 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:34,480 Speaker 1: There was a separate peasant's crusade. They called it a 68 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:37,919 Speaker 1: people's crusade of the common folk who wanted a taste 69 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:42,240 Speaker 1: of adventure, wanted a chance that some spoils, wanted to 70 00:04:42,279 --> 00:04:45,440 Speaker 1: get into heaven and the forgiveness of sins. They took 71 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:50,000 Speaker 1: off on their own crusade, and it ended in absolute disaster. 72 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:54,560 Speaker 1: As I elaborated yesterday, they were drinking donkey blood in 73 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:57,760 Speaker 1: their own urine at the end before they finally surrendered. 74 00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:03,919 Speaker 1: Total disaster. But there's another crusade and a couple of names. 75 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:07,200 Speaker 1: There are way too many names in this story, but 76 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:09,080 Speaker 1: there are a couple of names I want you to remember. 77 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:13,719 Speaker 1: One his name's Raymond. The other one his name's Beaumond. 78 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:19,840 Speaker 1: Now that the people's crusade is done well, the crusade's 79 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:22,040 Speaker 1: not nearly done. And now it's time for the Knights 80 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:25,159 Speaker 1: and the people who can fight to get get involved. 81 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:33,599 Speaker 1: And understand this Knights could fight. By all historical accounts, 82 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:38,160 Speaker 1: these guys weren't just some scumbags with armor on and swords. 83 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:41,520 Speaker 1: They may have been scumbags, they may have had armor, 84 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:44,800 Speaker 1: and they may have had swords, they could handle themselves. 85 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:51,800 Speaker 1: These guys were trained, and these guys applied their skills 86 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:57,000 Speaker 1: a lot, a lot, And this is gonna matter in 87 00:05:57,040 --> 00:06:04,320 Speaker 1: this story. But the armies are not unified. The Crusader 88 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:08,159 Speaker 1: armies very much spread out. You've got Raymond and his 89 00:06:08,279 --> 00:06:11,760 Speaker 1: dudes here, You've got Beauman and his dudes. Here, you 90 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:15,080 Speaker 1: have the Byzantines. Remember that there's a there's an Eastern 91 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:18,760 Speaker 1: Western Christian division with the Crusaders, and that's gonna matter 92 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:25,840 Speaker 1: no matter a lot. In the Byzantine Empire, the Emperor Alexios, 93 00:06:25,839 --> 00:06:27,840 Speaker 1: I've already given you more names than I normally do. 94 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,960 Speaker 1: Just have to write something down to remember, and it 95 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:32,360 Speaker 1: doesn't matter, don't You don't have to memorize this name. 96 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:37,640 Speaker 1: Although he's critical to the story. The Emperor Byzantine Empire. Alexios. 97 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:42,080 Speaker 1: A big reason this crusade starts is he's asking for help. 98 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:47,400 Speaker 1: He's saying, Christendom, I need help. The Muslims are here. 99 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,679 Speaker 1: They're the Ottoman Turks. The Turks are here, the Muslims 100 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:56,080 Speaker 1: are here. Somebody help. And this crusade didn't necessarily start 101 00:06:56,200 --> 00:07:00,279 Speaker 1: as take back Jerusalem. This crusade really kind of aret 102 00:07:00,279 --> 00:07:04,680 Speaker 1: it of let's stop the Muslims from taking and beating 103 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:09,120 Speaker 1: up the Byzantines. They call themselves Romans. What we're gonna 104 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:14,320 Speaker 1: call them Byzantines because that's what you know him. So 105 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:19,440 Speaker 1: we begin, and we begin, and we're heading towards the 106 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:25,880 Speaker 1: city of Nicia, some Muslim held city. And this tells 107 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:31,760 Speaker 1: you how pathetic the people's crusade was, the peasants crusade, 108 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:35,840 Speaker 1: the sultanade, the dude in charge, the sultanade of Room. 109 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:40,320 Speaker 1: They called him the Dude in charge of Nicia. He 110 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:44,000 Speaker 1: takes off, but he doesn't take off out of fear 111 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:47,440 Speaker 1: when the crusaders are coming his way. He's essentially on 112 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:51,480 Speaker 1: a vacation. He leaves the wife and kids behind in 113 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:57,040 Speaker 1: Nicia with the crusaders on the way to Nicia, and 114 00:07:57,080 --> 00:08:00,200 Speaker 1: he knows the Crusaders are on the way to Nicia. 115 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:04,640 Speaker 1: That level of disrespect is shocking, but it shows you 116 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:09,200 Speaker 1: how pathetic the previous one was. It didn't take this seriously. 117 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:16,320 Speaker 1: These people, these people cannot get this done. Now. These armies, 118 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:19,480 Speaker 1: the Crusader armies, they show up outside of the city 119 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:27,320 Speaker 1: of Nicia and they settle in for a siege. Only 120 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:31,040 Speaker 1: it's a divided siege. Sieges are difficult enough when your 121 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:38,920 Speaker 1: armies are all unified. It's really really difficult when you 122 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:44,480 Speaker 1: can't even decide who's really in charge. And it's time 123 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:48,640 Speaker 1: to talk about this. You're all in this for different reasons. 124 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:55,280 Speaker 1: Many many, many of the Crusaders, especially from the Northern 125 00:08:55,360 --> 00:09:01,160 Speaker 1: Europe you know, France, Northern Europe portion, are genuinely in 126 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:06,160 Speaker 1: this thing to further the cause of Christianity, to fight 127 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:09,240 Speaker 1: off the Muslims. You can argue whether or not that's 128 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:11,640 Speaker 1: right or wrong, but it is pure right. I mean, 129 00:09:11,679 --> 00:09:15,040 Speaker 1: it's a pure motivation. Not They're not in it to 130 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:19,040 Speaker 1: rape and pillage. We're in it, you know, let's further 131 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:23,000 Speaker 1: the Kingdom of Christ. It's up for debate whether or 132 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:25,200 Speaker 1: not that's an effective way to do it, but that's 133 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:28,200 Speaker 1: what they believe, you know, there's something worth that. I mean, 134 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:30,200 Speaker 1: that's worth something. I believe in it all the way. 135 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,920 Speaker 1: And then you have Bomon. You remember I mentioned Bomon. 136 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:40,560 Speaker 1: He's gonna come up again. Bomon is what's called a 137 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:52,440 Speaker 1: Norman Knight. Now, Norman Knights were absolute studs, beasts, and 138 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:57,079 Speaker 1: as you may have figured out, Norman Knights are called 139 00:09:57,240 --> 00:10:02,320 Speaker 1: Norman Knights because they had descended from the Vikings. These 140 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:06,160 Speaker 1: are direct descendants from the Vikings. And these guys can fight. 141 00:10:08,679 --> 00:10:11,800 Speaker 1: That's the good news. They know how to fight. They 142 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:14,400 Speaker 1: can fight, they love to fight. The bad news is 143 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:21,040 Speaker 1: this they're not necessarily fighting to further the cause of Christianity. 144 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:28,920 Speaker 1: And they were actually fighting just recently against the Byzantine Empire. 145 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:37,079 Speaker 1: So what do you do with these guys? Hang on 146 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:01,560 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly on air and online at Jesse Kelly Show 147 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:10,360 Speaker 1: dot com. Raycon earbuds have really really changed how often 148 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:12,440 Speaker 1: I can listen to things. And this is what I 149 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:15,120 Speaker 1: mean by that. 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I'm a big a believer. Is any 170 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:59,760 Speaker 1: man alive, But if you're going to go to war 171 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:04,600 Speaker 1: or in medieval times, you might want to have somebody 172 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:10,280 Speaker 1: who knows how to use a sword. Right, do you 173 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:17,600 Speaker 1: always in your life with your responsibilities. Only work with 174 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:25,200 Speaker 1: people you approve of personally. I've brought up this example before. 175 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:31,160 Speaker 1: I'll bring it up again. Somebody in your life, loved 176 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:35,480 Speaker 1: one's spouse, child, gets in a car wreck, needs some 177 00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:41,280 Speaker 1: kind of major surgery. Do you care about the moral 178 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:51,080 Speaker 1: failings of the surgeon? On some level, performance matters. And 179 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:56,040 Speaker 1: when you're going to war and the difference is conquering 180 00:13:56,120 --> 00:14:03,120 Speaker 1: new lands or burning alive, I'm gonna bring some Normans along. 181 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:05,920 Speaker 1: So they bring some Normans along, Beamon and his guys. 182 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:12,600 Speaker 1: They roll on over to Nicia. They have themselves a 183 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:21,160 Speaker 1: siege going. Now the Muslims at this time are now realizing, okay, 184 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:24,080 Speaker 1: well this is a real fighting force. They actually got 185 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:30,520 Speaker 1: to Nicia. Let's mobilize some troops. Well okay, but again, 186 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:33,880 Speaker 1: remember when we talked about how divided the Muslim world was. 187 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:37,520 Speaker 1: It wasn't just Sunni and Shia, As is often the 188 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:41,720 Speaker 1: case when it comes to power politics. They were mad 189 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:46,160 Speaker 1: at each other for personal reasons. They're asking other cities 190 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,320 Speaker 1: to help, and the other cities are all, nah, not 191 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:54,000 Speaker 1: this year. Maybe we'll catch you next year eventually, And 192 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:59,320 Speaker 1: this is going to matter. The Byzantine Empire kind of 193 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:06,840 Speaker 1: cuts a with a trader inside of the city of Nicia. 194 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,440 Speaker 1: I don't know if you want to call him a trader, 195 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:11,080 Speaker 1: you might want to call him a savior. But he 196 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:14,800 Speaker 1: cuts a deal with somebody there, and this is the deal. 197 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:20,000 Speaker 1: The deal is, okay, don't tell anyone else in your 198 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:23,320 Speaker 1: crusader or army, but we're gonna let some of your 199 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:28,360 Speaker 1: guys in the city tonight and then we'll surrender to 200 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:32,040 Speaker 1: you under the promise that you're gonna let us all 201 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:36,040 Speaker 1: live and not loot the city. But the city will 202 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:41,280 Speaker 1: be yours now to you and I living the lives 203 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:44,680 Speaker 1: we live here today. Doesn't that sound like the most 204 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:49,200 Speaker 1: wonderful solution in the world. Wait a minute, this gets 205 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:53,720 Speaker 1: to be totally bloodless, no ransacking, no looting, no burning, 206 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:57,160 Speaker 1: no raping, no pillaging, no murders. We get to just 207 00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:04,240 Speaker 1: have a transfer of the city, totally peaceful. That's that's wonderful, right. 208 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:13,400 Speaker 1: Remember this human nature has not changed either. Remember this, 209 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:19,240 Speaker 1: that's why we tell these stories. You're a crusader no 210 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:24,720 Speaker 1: matter what you're there crusading for, whether it be for Christ, 211 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:29,960 Speaker 1: for loot, for glory, whatever you're there crusading for. And 212 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:34,480 Speaker 1: I'm sure motivations were all over the place. You've already 213 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:39,360 Speaker 1: endured hardship, You've already, at this point said goodbye to 214 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:42,480 Speaker 1: your family for extended periods of time, and let's just 215 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:48,120 Speaker 1: let's just remember that for a second today. It's brutal. 216 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,880 Speaker 1: I've seen it, watching men have to kiss their wife, 217 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:55,560 Speaker 1: kiss their kids goodbye, and leave for six months to 218 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:59,560 Speaker 1: a year on a deployment. I've seen it. Thankfully, I 219 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,760 Speaker 1: did not have a family when I went. I've seen 220 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:06,280 Speaker 1: kids hanging on their dads saying, Daddy, don't go. That's 221 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:13,640 Speaker 1: hard to watch. It is hard to watch back then, Bye, honey, 222 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,640 Speaker 1: I'm going to a foreign land you've never heard of. 223 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:21,320 Speaker 1: I might be back in a year. I might be 224 00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:25,960 Speaker 1: back in two years. There's an above average chance if 225 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:29,560 Speaker 1: I'm captured that I will be tortured to death and 226 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:32,800 Speaker 1: you'll never hear from me again. Anyway, take care of 227 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:35,480 Speaker 1: the kids, have fun, plow in the field on your own. 228 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:40,920 Speaker 1: That's what we're dealing with here. So if you've left that, 229 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:47,120 Speaker 1: you've left whatever your life was behind. You endure the hardship, 230 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:51,639 Speaker 1: the long marches, the cold nights, the bad food. You 231 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:55,320 Speaker 1: finally get to a city and remember what a city 232 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:58,280 Speaker 1: is at this time. Yes, there are cities and villages 233 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:04,000 Speaker 1: all over the place, but significant cities are what's the 234 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:07,360 Speaker 1: best way I could put it, It's like a super 235 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:11,840 Speaker 1: walmart in the middle of the Sahara desert. There's just 236 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:16,160 Speaker 1: not access to things like that anywhere else. Now you're 237 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:19,720 Speaker 1: sitting outside of it. Now they come out and say, hey, 238 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:23,880 Speaker 1: we struck a secret deal. You guys can come into 239 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,879 Speaker 1: the city, but only ten people at a time, so 240 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:30,800 Speaker 1: we can make sure there's no looting. Already, we have 241 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:36,200 Speaker 1: tensions building with the Crusaders with just the first major siege, 242 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:41,080 Speaker 1: but they did take it at Nicia. They move on 243 00:18:41,359 --> 00:18:45,560 Speaker 1: and there is one major major city they must take. 244 00:18:46,119 --> 00:18:50,679 Speaker 1: It's in between them and Jerusalem, and this is the 245 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:59,200 Speaker 1: city of Antioch. Now, Antioch, when they get siege laid 246 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:05,160 Speaker 1: to them, they do send for help. They do get 247 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:08,439 Speaker 1: an answer to their request. Yes, we're helping. We're going 248 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:12,040 Speaker 1: to bring forty thousand Muslims to bear to come help 249 00:19:12,119 --> 00:19:16,239 Speaker 1: you relieve your siege. And here's the issue with the 250 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:21,280 Speaker 1: siege of Antioch. This Crusaders have the city surrounded. That's nice, right, 251 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:30,040 Speaker 1: but Antioch, for a big city, very very very well provisioned, 252 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:33,800 Speaker 1: even had apparently by all accounts, a bunch of plant 253 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:37,680 Speaker 1: life and water inside of the city. Now you can't 254 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:40,639 Speaker 1: survive on that forever, but you can survive a long 255 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,919 Speaker 1: time on reduced rations if you're growing it within the 256 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:48,280 Speaker 1: walls of the city, and the guys on the outside 257 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:55,040 Speaker 1: the crusaders that countryside starts to get picked awfully clean. 258 00:19:57,080 --> 00:20:05,640 Speaker 1: Now you're starving. Now winter gets here. Now the one 259 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:08,800 Speaker 1: who's laying siege to the city begins to go hungry. 260 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:13,119 Speaker 1: They say, during that winter, one in seven of the 261 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:21,280 Speaker 1: crusaders died. And now we need to bring up something 262 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:26,880 Speaker 1: that I find to be astounding. You may not believe 263 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:32,040 Speaker 1: in godly miracles. I do, but the people back here, 264 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:34,600 Speaker 1: you have to understand, they very much did the people 265 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:38,719 Speaker 1: during this time. And some of the things that happened 266 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:43,640 Speaker 1: during this crusade historians marvel at it two total atheist 267 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:50,400 Speaker 1: historians marvel at it two, the timing and the luck blessing. However, 268 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:53,040 Speaker 1: you want to put it of things that happened during 269 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:58,240 Speaker 1: this crusade to boost the crusaders, and it happens throughout 270 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:04,000 Speaker 1: the crusade only continues to reinforce the thinking in the crusaders, 271 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:08,960 Speaker 1: that this is a mission from God on high. God 272 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:12,520 Speaker 1: has sent us to do this. Oh, the winter's hard. 273 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:15,960 Speaker 1: Maybe he didn't. And this is an era. You know, 274 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:19,560 Speaker 1: every every religion goes through eras. This is an era 275 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:24,920 Speaker 1: where it was common teaching. It was commonly thought, if 276 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,080 Speaker 1: things are going well for you, that's because God is 277 00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:31,320 Speaker 1: approving of what you're doing. If things are not going 278 00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:34,359 Speaker 1: well for you, it's because you're a scumbag, dirty sinner, 279 00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:39,000 Speaker 1: and you better figure out why it's your fault. Hang on, 280 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:57,760 Speaker 1: knocked out another nine hours of sleep last night. Nine 281 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:02,480 Speaker 1: hours of sleep. This is getting ridiculous. My wife thinks 282 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:06,720 Speaker 1: there's something wrong with me. But that's what happens when 283 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:10,000 Speaker 1: you use EBB sleep and EBB Sleep. What I love 284 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:15,680 Speaker 1: about it the most is this it's drug free, drug free. 285 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:18,800 Speaker 1: It's not pills. I'm not adding chemicals to my body. 286 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:23,560 Speaker 1: I'm not creating dependence on anything. 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The nights 297 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,159 Speaker 1: on the outside have to figure out a way in 298 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:31,399 Speaker 1: the city. They don't necessarily have a great strategy for it. 299 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,560 Speaker 1: They're trying to starve out the people in the city 300 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:38,719 Speaker 1: and they're starving themselves. Eventually, once winter ends, they do 301 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,320 Speaker 1: figure out a way to get some supplies. But here's 302 00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:46,080 Speaker 1: the issue. There are still a bunch of fighters in Antioch, 303 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:51,119 Speaker 1: and there are forty freaking thousand fighters coming behind you 304 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:56,159 Speaker 1: at some point. Now you're on a bit of a 305 00:23:56,240 --> 00:24:03,960 Speaker 1: time crunch. Now the clock is ticking. What do you do. Well, 306 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:08,000 Speaker 1: remember Beaumond, the Norman Knight you wanted along because he 307 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:11,360 Speaker 1: can fight, but also the Norman Knight, who's not necessarily 308 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:17,800 Speaker 1: there for Jesus. Beaumond, crafty devil that he is, comes 309 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:22,280 Speaker 1: up with a plan. Remember this thing, land Wise is 310 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:26,679 Speaker 1: really supposed to be for the Byzantine Empire. It is, 311 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:33,800 Speaker 1: and at some point the siege gets so bad a 312 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:40,440 Speaker 1: representative for the Byzantine Empire takes off, assumes the army 313 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:43,280 Speaker 1: has been wiped out and they're going to lose. Goes 314 00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:47,639 Speaker 1: back to Alexios, the Byzantine Emperor, and says, hey, man, 315 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:54,560 Speaker 1: don't bother sending reinforcements. They're already dead. So he doesn't. 316 00:24:56,600 --> 00:25:00,560 Speaker 1: You're the crusaders. You're looking around, h we're here for 317 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:06,600 Speaker 1: the Byzantines. Has anyone seeing the Byzantines? Are they gonna wait? 318 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:10,159 Speaker 1: They're not sending anybody. What Why aren't they showing up? 319 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,080 Speaker 1: They should be here any day, and they don't show up. 320 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:17,600 Speaker 1: Bowman comes up with a plan. His plan is this. 321 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:23,680 Speaker 1: He cathers everybody together, all the leaders whomember they're divided, 322 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:26,480 Speaker 1: and says, okay, well we have a Muslim army coming. 323 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,840 Speaker 1: Clearly the Byzantines are not going to come help us. 324 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:34,920 Speaker 1: Whoever comes up with a plan that results in us 325 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:38,840 Speaker 1: taking the city, we'll get to have the city for himself. 326 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,960 Speaker 1: Apparently there's some arm twisting over it, and there's some 327 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,320 Speaker 1: arguing over it, but eventually they come to an agreement. Okay, 328 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:49,280 Speaker 1: we are desperate, let's figure it out. And in a 329 00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:52,120 Speaker 1: move that clearly he had already planned ahead of time, 330 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:59,920 Speaker 1: Boumon he gets an inside man. And when I say 331 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:04,400 Speaker 1: and inside man, you need to understand these cities they're taking, 332 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:11,919 Speaker 1: they are not Muslim only cities. Many of the people 333 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,440 Speaker 1: tell me if this sounds familiar to you at all, 334 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:19,359 Speaker 1: Many of the people are Armenian Christians. And there's some 335 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:26,040 Speaker 1: tension there with the Turks. Does that sound familiar. If 336 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,760 Speaker 1: it doesn't, it should remember the Armenian genocide by the 337 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:34,280 Speaker 1: Turks in World War One. That wasn't a brand new thing. 338 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:39,480 Speaker 1: The tension between Armenian Christians and Turkish Muslims is something 339 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:44,640 Speaker 1: that has gone back a thousand years and more. They 340 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,520 Speaker 1: live right next to each other, they don't care for 341 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:50,440 Speaker 1: each other. For almost all of that time, the Muslim 342 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:57,040 Speaker 1: Turks have dominated the Armenian Christians, distrusted, oftentimes with good reason, 343 00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:04,560 Speaker 1: distrusted the Armenian Christians. And you're the Muslims in charge 344 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:09,639 Speaker 1: of Antioch, and you've got a problem. One of the 345 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:14,199 Speaker 1: guys in charge of one of the towers, he's an 346 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:21,040 Speaker 1: Armenian Christian and Beaumond connects with this guy and comes 347 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,560 Speaker 1: to an agreement that he's going to throw open the 348 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:28,440 Speaker 1: gates to the city, and he does. And get this. 349 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:33,080 Speaker 1: I believe the date was July third, don't quote me 350 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,120 Speaker 1: on that, and maybe the fourth, July third or fourth. 351 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:38,000 Speaker 1: I think it was the third. They throw open the 352 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:42,679 Speaker 1: gates to the city. The crusaders pour into the city, 353 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:48,760 Speaker 1: and they take the city for the most part. That 354 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:58,000 Speaker 1: was July third. Get this, July fourth, the Muslim army 355 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:05,359 Speaker 1: of forty thousand people arrive. Do you know how absurdly lucky, 356 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:09,399 Speaker 1: blessed ridiculous that is when you consider the months and 357 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:14,200 Speaker 1: months and miles and miles and pace of moving armies 358 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:18,120 Speaker 1: back and forth at this time, How long does it 359 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:22,480 Speaker 1: take if you have if you have forty thousand men 360 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:26,560 Speaker 1: in the vicinity, how long does it take to arm, 361 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:30,840 Speaker 1: equip and logistically get ready to supply an army of 362 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:35,680 Speaker 1: forty thousand people. Just get them ready to move, and 363 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,600 Speaker 1: then get them moving. You don't snap your fingers and 364 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:42,400 Speaker 1: I will be there in a day after tomorrow. This 365 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:46,560 Speaker 1: takes an absurd amount of time, even if you're fast, 366 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,160 Speaker 1: to get an army ready to move, get them off 367 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:54,000 Speaker 1: and running, and the crusaders manage to take the city 368 00:28:55,440 --> 00:29:01,240 Speaker 1: the day before the Muslim army arrives. Do you think, 369 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:05,040 Speaker 1: especially at this time, if you think good luck means 370 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:07,800 Speaker 1: God's looking on you, do you think you might a 371 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:11,640 Speaker 1: little bit, just a little bit thick? Wow, the big 372 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,760 Speaker 1: cheese really is on our side out here, because that 373 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,800 Speaker 1: worked out really well. Talk about sliding into the city 374 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:21,680 Speaker 1: and closing the gate just before a muslimeroo shoot you 375 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:28,320 Speaker 1: in the back. Now they have the city mostly. When 376 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:32,080 Speaker 1: I say mostly, it's because a bunch of the people 377 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:35,840 Speaker 1: in the city retreated to the citadel. Remember almost all 378 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:39,880 Speaker 1: these walled cities back then had a citadel, a heavily 379 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:48,240 Speaker 1: heavily fortified castle within the city, and you'll see lots 380 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,320 Speaker 1: of times throughout history people can retreat there and survive 381 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,600 Speaker 1: a long time after the city falls. Because it's a 382 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:58,440 Speaker 1: smaller area, it's easier to defend. You would have spent 383 00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:02,719 Speaker 1: your time already stocked piling supplies. So it's very weird. 384 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:06,400 Speaker 1: If you just took Antioch, you're the Christian crusader army. 385 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,280 Speaker 1: You knew I'll have Muslims outside the city gates and 386 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:14,760 Speaker 1: inside the city gates, not necessarily ideal, and they find out, 387 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:20,480 Speaker 1: these crusaders do that all those supplies and provisions that 388 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,600 Speaker 1: were in the city had been just about picked clean 389 00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:27,280 Speaker 1: by the time the gates got open. And now you're starving, 390 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:36,600 Speaker 1: and now you don't know what to do, and you 391 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:41,040 Speaker 1: start eating your shoes. Have you ever been so hungry 392 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,920 Speaker 1: you looked at your shoes and thought, I give it 393 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:52,280 Speaker 1: a shot. I've been real, real hungry in my lifetime before, 394 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:58,280 Speaker 1: I've never been that hungry. So they get to a 395 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:04,560 Speaker 1: point in Antiochtic crusaders do of starved desperation. Many of 396 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:09,800 Speaker 1: the knights are eating their horses. You still have a 397 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:16,080 Speaker 1: forty thousand man Muslim army outside. What to do? What 398 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:20,280 Speaker 1: to do? Will they decide? We have no other choice. 399 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:24,760 Speaker 1: We have to attempt a breakout. A breakout is exactly 400 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:28,520 Speaker 1: what you would think. Toss open the gates or a gate. 401 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,440 Speaker 1: There wasn't just one gate to these cities, but you 402 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:33,600 Speaker 1: toss open a gate, you pick your spot, and you 403 00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:38,000 Speaker 1: attempt to essentially blow through the line so you can 404 00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:41,400 Speaker 1: escape and just save as many people as you can. Now, 405 00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,440 Speaker 1: you would think the forty thousand man Muslim army on 406 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:48,440 Speaker 1: the outside has all the advantages until you realize you 407 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:52,520 Speaker 1: have to completely surround a city with that army. How 408 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:55,440 Speaker 1: thin do those lines get when you have to surround 409 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,600 Speaker 1: a city? Forty thousand men doesn't make for thick lines. 410 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:04,520 Speaker 1: Christians also have one gigantic advantage in their back corner, 411 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:10,960 Speaker 1: and this is a big one throughout history, desperation that 412 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,800 Speaker 1: forty thousand men Muslim army doesn't have to be there. 413 00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:18,959 Speaker 1: I'd like to go home, hang with the missus. The Christians. 414 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:25,240 Speaker 1: They've already witnessed and done several atrocities during this war. 415 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:44,120 Speaker 1: They know what's coming if they fall. Hang on. Is 416 00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:49,880 Speaker 1: he smarter than everyone he knows? Does he think so? Yeah? 417 00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:56,160 Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. 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The crusaders at Antioch break out the nights. 434 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:19,600 Speaker 1: Remember they can still fights, they can fight really really well, 435 00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:25,200 Speaker 1: and they blow through the Muslim lines, the Muslims route, 436 00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:31,960 Speaker 1: and they're gone. And now they have just taken this crusade, 437 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:37,360 Speaker 1: this rag tag crusade has now taken two major cities, 438 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:42,160 Speaker 1: Nicia and Antioch, and it is time to move on 439 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:50,319 Speaker 1: for some of them. Let's rewind just a couple of minutes. 440 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:54,080 Speaker 1: Do you remember our man Beaumond, Remember the deal he 441 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,920 Speaker 1: cut with anyone else. He who comes up with a 442 00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:01,400 Speaker 1: plan to take Antioch can keep Antioch. Remember he ain't 443 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:08,920 Speaker 1: in this for Christ. Bomon, your bad Norman Knight says, 444 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:13,320 Speaker 1: oh you're going to Jerusalem, Well send me a postcard. 445 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,040 Speaker 1: Let me know how it is this time of year. 446 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:20,560 Speaker 1: I'm actually okay with my new city Antioch. Thanks for 447 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:28,360 Speaker 1: coming along, Thanks for coming along. So now you've lost Boemon, 448 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:32,680 Speaker 1: You've lost by all accounts, he was an incredible military commander. Two, 449 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,400 Speaker 1: you've lost a great commander, You've lost a great fighter. 450 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:43,960 Speaker 1: Not good, right, And this crusade, this one would assume 451 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:53,760 Speaker 1: doomed crusade at this point in time, limps along towards Jerusalem. Well, 452 00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:57,480 Speaker 1: now they know the crusade's coming. Now they know the 453 00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:01,680 Speaker 1: crusade can take things. And now somebody's got to step 454 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:08,120 Speaker 1: up and do something, don't they. So the Muslims in Egypt, 455 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:13,560 Speaker 1: who remember those O'Shea, they begin gathering an army as well. 456 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:21,040 Speaker 1: The Crusaders arrive outside of Jerusalem, and they have a 457 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:26,440 Speaker 1: fraction of the people they started out with. Remember all 458 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:30,080 Speaker 1: the people they've lost during this time, a fraction of 459 00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:33,560 Speaker 1: the people they started out with. And I know you're 460 00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:37,960 Speaker 1: gonna find this shocking. They're fighting already, the leaders who 461 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,520 Speaker 1: are left, they're fighting, and they're disagreeing with each other. 462 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:46,280 Speaker 1: They disagree so much. Some have argued they did this strategically. 463 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,719 Speaker 1: Other people say no, they just hated each other. They're 464 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:53,120 Speaker 1: laying siege to different parts of the city. One's like, well, 465 00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:56,520 Speaker 1: I'm I'm going north. Well, fine, I like South better. 466 00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:58,400 Speaker 1: I don't even want to be around your army. That 467 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:03,640 Speaker 1: to you, And they lay two different sieges, and now 468 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:10,200 Speaker 1: now comes another one of those moments. Remember there's a 469 00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:16,160 Speaker 1: large Muslim army on the way with the size inability 470 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:22,839 Speaker 1: to decimate this extremely reduced crusader force. And the crusader 471 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:26,439 Speaker 1: force not only is lacking manpower, they're lacking a lot 472 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:30,359 Speaker 1: of equipment necessary. Do you know how much equipment it 473 00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:37,439 Speaker 1: would take to take a city? Catapults don't build themselves, 474 00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:43,080 Speaker 1: Siege towers don't build themselves. Battering rams don't build themselves. 475 00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:49,840 Speaker 1: You gotta have stuff. And what shows up on boats 476 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:55,480 Speaker 1: a bunch of stuff, a lot of it. They build 477 00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:58,799 Speaker 1: siege towers, and I would love to have seen this one. 478 00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:01,240 Speaker 1: I would love to just see us siege tower period. 479 00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,359 Speaker 1: I want to see one built. I want to see 480 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,480 Speaker 1: one in action. I would kill to see a medieval 481 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:12,720 Speaker 1: battle they build a siege tower. One of the guys 482 00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:16,480 Speaker 1: builds a siege tower. Only he builds it. I have 483 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,799 Speaker 1: no idea how people did this back in the day 484 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,839 Speaker 1: with the equipment they had. I mean, it's not as 485 00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,600 Speaker 1: if their cavemen trying to pound in a rusty nail 486 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,399 Speaker 1: with rocks or something. But with the equipment they had, 487 00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:32,240 Speaker 1: he builds a siege tower that can be easily broken 488 00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:40,360 Speaker 1: down into pieces and hauled to different places. The Muslims 489 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:44,840 Speaker 1: in Jerusalem go to sleep one night. When they go 490 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:49,160 Speaker 1: to sleep, the siege towers in one spot. When they 491 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:52,200 Speaker 1: wake up the next morning, the siege tower has been 492 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:58,000 Speaker 1: moved to a completely different weaker. A weaker a spot 493 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:02,040 Speaker 1: on the wall that wasn't defended well. They push in 494 00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:06,320 Speaker 1: with the siege tower, battering rams, get it to the wall. 495 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:13,279 Speaker 1: The defenders managed to light the ram on fire. The 496 00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:17,760 Speaker 1: Crusaders initially panic and then they think, wait, what's wrong 497 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:21,560 Speaker 1: with this? Leave the thing there? And they left it 498 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:25,080 Speaker 1: there and it began to burn. Now the defenders are 499 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,360 Speaker 1: trying to put it out and can't get it out. 500 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:31,000 Speaker 1: And then one of those little mini moments in a 501 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:37,239 Speaker 1: battle that I would kill to have seen, Then one 502 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:45,040 Speaker 1: of the towers around Jerusalem explodes and it essentially explodes 503 00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:48,640 Speaker 1: in a ball of flame from a catapult that was 504 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:53,400 Speaker 1: throwing flaming projectiles. I know we've all seen versions of 505 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:56,880 Speaker 1: this in the various movies we've watched. What would you 506 00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:01,319 Speaker 1: give to see a real life catapult take a gigantic 507 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:05,360 Speaker 1: flaming ball and chuck it into the watch tower of 508 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:10,279 Speaker 1: a city and watch it ignite. I mean it sounds cool. 509 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,719 Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong, it would probably be horrific. Let's 510 00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:15,680 Speaker 1: not forget there are people actually in the tower burning. 511 00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:22,040 Speaker 1: Bart's not ideal. I still want to see it. Than 512 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:43,440 Speaker 1: was absolutely thrilled to talk with Philip from Birch Gold 513 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:48,279 Speaker 1: yesterday who really laid out the problems we have right now. 514 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,160 Speaker 1: And one of these huge problems and I know it's nerdy, 515 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,960 Speaker 1: and I know it kind of goes past people, but 516 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,440 Speaker 1: it's true. One of the big problems we have right 517 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:59,440 Speaker 1: now is we're printing money over a last over the 518 00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:02,680 Speaker 1: last day, a ten twelve years, we've printed more money 519 00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:06,080 Speaker 1: than the rest of our history combined. We don't have 520 00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:10,600 Speaker 1: to guess how that ends. We know how that ends. 521 00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:15,600 Speaker 1: Do you remember the ymar Republican Germany. Don't get stuck 522 00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:21,480 Speaker 1: like that. Please branch out, diversify your finances. Precious metals 523 00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:27,520 Speaker 1: always have value. Go to Birchgold dot com slash jesse 524 00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:29,600 Speaker 1: get a free kit and learn more about it. Just 525 00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,840 Speaker 1: go get the free kit that's all I'm asking. Go 526 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:37,480 Speaker 1: to Birchgold dot com slash Jesse. That's b i Rchgold 527 00:41:37,840 --> 00:42:00,880 Speaker 1: dot com slash Jesse. Tower goes up. Crusaders manage once 528 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:05,040 Speaker 1: again to barely beat the Muslim army on the way 529 00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:09,640 Speaker 1: and sneak into Jerusalem. Only they didn't sneak, they stormed in. 530 00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:19,160 Speaker 1: Now it is time for a relevant discussion. What happened 531 00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:28,880 Speaker 1: when they stormed in? Well? Who knows? What do I 532 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:32,359 Speaker 1: mean by that? I mean we have accounts you can 533 00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:37,520 Speaker 1: go read them of seventy thousand people being slaughtered by 534 00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:44,880 Speaker 1: the Christians, Muslims and Jews alike, wading through blood. Somebody says, 535 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,200 Speaker 1: up to the bridle of their horses, which is of 536 00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:50,520 Speaker 1: course an absurd overstatement. You could you could fill up 537 00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,200 Speaker 1: a swimming pool and not get up to the bridle 538 00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:54,560 Speaker 1: of a horse. That's that's a deserve overstatement. But we 539 00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:59,520 Speaker 1: have stories like this, seventy thousand and dead, a massacre. 540 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:38,640 Speaker 1: M what was it though? Hang on the Jesse Kelly Show. 541 00:43:50,200 --> 00:44:07,120 Speaker 1: This is the Jesse Kelly Show. What happened when the 542 00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:14,640 Speaker 1: Crusaders took Jerusalem. There was a scholar, probably a bit biased, 543 00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:17,440 Speaker 1: a Muslim scholar at the time that put out the 544 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:22,959 Speaker 1: word seventy thousand Muslims massacred, and some Jews in there too. 545 00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:33,040 Speaker 1: If you ask somebody today to this day, if you 546 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:36,240 Speaker 1: ask them and they know anything about it, what happened 547 00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:39,880 Speaker 1: when the Crusaders took Jerusalem, they will say seventy thousand 548 00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:46,080 Speaker 1: people were massacred. Do you know? We continue to get 549 00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:51,040 Speaker 1: new information out when they discover new sources. It might 550 00:44:51,080 --> 00:45:01,280 Speaker 1: be as little as three thousand. But there is nothing 551 00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:07,960 Speaker 1: in this world when it comes to information, more powerful 552 00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:16,919 Speaker 1: than being the first one to set the narrative. It 553 00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:23,080 Speaker 1: does not matter even a tiny minuscule amount, whether you 554 00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:26,560 Speaker 1: are correct, whether you're using facts, whether you're using truth. 555 00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:35,600 Speaker 1: What matters is setting the narrative. I see it all 556 00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:38,439 Speaker 1: around me right now, and it just makes me want 557 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:42,640 Speaker 1: to absolutely scream and pull what little hair I have 558 00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:47,960 Speaker 1: out left of what little hair I have left out? 559 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:59,800 Speaker 1: Shut up, Chris. Sometimes I mix up words. Police brutality. 560 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:06,239 Speaker 1: Nine unarmed black men were killed by police in all 561 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:12,520 Speaker 1: of two nineteen nine of them. If you dig into 562 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:20,160 Speaker 1: the cases, virtually everyone completely justified, everybody exonerated. Now think 563 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:23,279 Speaker 1: about that and merge that with what you're seeing in 564 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:28,359 Speaker 1: this world right now. People a huge percentage of this 565 00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:34,280 Speaker 1: population they think cops are out there hunting down black dudes. 566 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:38,480 Speaker 1: Big city cops too, which is hilarious because tons of 567 00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:42,399 Speaker 1: big city cops are black. Big city cops, big city 568 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:50,280 Speaker 1: police departments are extremely diverse. The mask, the coronavirus face mask. 569 00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:58,759 Speaker 1: You do realize there are medical experts all over the 570 00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:03,399 Speaker 1: place who say it's virtually useless in most scenarios, right, 571 00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,160 Speaker 1: and there are medical experts all over the place who 572 00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:10,920 Speaker 1: say it's instrumental. I'm not actually taking a side on it, 573 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:17,480 Speaker 1: but look around you at society. Mask this mask that 574 00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:20,320 Speaker 1: here in Texas you have to have a mask to 575 00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:22,880 Speaker 1: walk into a store now, thanks to our idiot governor. 576 00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:28,279 Speaker 1: Mask mask, mask, mask, mask, Better have your mask on, 577 00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:32,520 Speaker 1: Better have your mask on. What about all the people 578 00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:35,480 Speaker 1: who say that's wrong, Well, the thing is those people 579 00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:40,319 Speaker 1: they didn't get to set the narrative. The narrative got 580 00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:46,840 Speaker 1: set before they got a voice. Same with social distancing. 581 00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:51,600 Speaker 1: You remember this, Do you know the origin of social 582 00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:56,480 Speaker 1: distancing of six feet away? A high school student came 583 00:47:56,560 --> 00:48:01,560 Speaker 1: up with that. It got medical prominent. Now I want 584 00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:05,040 Speaker 1: you to imagine this. A high school student came up 585 00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:08,560 Speaker 1: with this. Now take a minute, Take just a minute. 586 00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:12,440 Speaker 1: I'll give you a quick second here. Think about all 587 00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:16,120 Speaker 1: the places in this society you now see social distancing 588 00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:19,399 Speaker 1: and social distancing notices and social distancing this and your 589 00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:22,239 Speaker 1: grocery store has social distancing things on the floor, and 590 00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:24,680 Speaker 1: we social distance and your better social distance. Did you 591 00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:37,800 Speaker 1: start to say a hashtag social distancing? Narrative? Set the economy? 592 00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:44,920 Speaker 1: What do you think right now about the economy getting 593 00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:48,800 Speaker 1: a little better? Right? What do we see unemployment claims? 594 00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:56,640 Speaker 1: They unemployments down to eleven percent. I'm looking at a 595 00:48:56,719 --> 00:48:59,839 Speaker 1: headline this morning, and on my life, I'm not making 596 00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:04,400 Speaker 1: us up. This is the headline. This has taken straight 597 00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:09,080 Speaker 1: from the pages of Politico this morning. Breaking, they've even 598 00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:16,320 Speaker 1: put breaking. New unemployment claims fell to one point three million. 599 00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:25,040 Speaker 1: Last week, new unemployment claims fell to one point three million. 600 00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:30,719 Speaker 1: Do you know what the record was for unemployment claims 601 00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:38,960 Speaker 1: before coronavirus lockdowns? It was in the seven hundred thousands. 602 00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:47,600 Speaker 1: We are now celebrating that we only lost double the 603 00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:50,480 Speaker 1: amount of jobs that had been a record a mere 604 00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:58,560 Speaker 1: two or three months ago. We have seen societal shifts 605 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:02,439 Speaker 1: in the past few months like I've never seen in 606 00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:10,959 Speaker 1: my lifetime. There is so much power out there now 607 00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:15,960 Speaker 1: in getting that narrative set, in making sure your narrative 608 00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:21,720 Speaker 1: is accepted by the media complex in this country, because 609 00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:24,600 Speaker 1: once you get it accepted by the media complex, this 610 00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:28,480 Speaker 1: is where it goes. Media accepts it, all right, mask 611 00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:30,840 Speaker 1: wear a mask, got to wear a mask, masks mass mask. 612 00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:39,799 Speaker 1: Media accepts it. It then transfers from the media to 613 00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:45,239 Speaker 1: the suburban housewife. And you know how I know it 614 00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:48,960 Speaker 1: transfers to the suburban housewife because I've seen it in 615 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:56,440 Speaker 1: my area, hardcore Republican families coming out for things like 616 00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:00,839 Speaker 1: Black Lives Matter. Well, we've got to stop this police brutality. 617 00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:04,160 Speaker 1: And you're like, wait, what, what, what are you talking about? 618 00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:07,600 Speaker 1: The facts aren't there. Well, and you know what, when 619 00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:09,279 Speaker 1: you talk to him for a little while, you dig 620 00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:12,080 Speaker 1: down into it. What do they do during the day, 621 00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,720 Speaker 1: working at home, maybe farting around the house, who knows? 622 00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:19,120 Speaker 1: Oh nothing? They just what are you talking about? No? 623 00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:24,040 Speaker 1: I just have the Today Show on? What do you mean? No? 624 00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:26,799 Speaker 1: I just know I have the View on in the background, 625 00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:33,640 Speaker 1: I don't know what, and it filters into there and 626 00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:37,120 Speaker 1: before you know it, she's taking your kids to a 627 00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:45,200 Speaker 1: Black Lives Matter rally, the violent communist black supremacist movement 628 00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:48,240 Speaker 1: of Black Lives Matter. Before you know what, the white 629 00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:53,400 Speaker 1: suburban moms dragging your kids along to it. It filters 630 00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:57,080 Speaker 1: from there to the husbands. It filters from their very 631 00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:03,359 Speaker 1: very very very very much so to the schools. I'm 632 00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:07,360 Speaker 1: seeing this in my own area right now. A principle 633 00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:12,680 Speaker 1: I know personally and love said, this is ridiculous. This 634 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:15,480 Speaker 1: is a dude who thinks outside the box. This is ridiculous. 635 00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:20,399 Speaker 1: This is damaging kids mentally severely. Kids aren't even at risk. 636 00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:24,080 Speaker 1: We need to go back to school as planned, on time, 637 00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:34,520 Speaker 1: normal school. He's being hounded by the scared suburban soccer 638 00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:39,560 Speaker 1: mom tyrants out of being able to start school again 639 00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:46,840 Speaker 1: for children normally. He's already breaking down. They're mobbing him. 640 00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:50,319 Speaker 1: They're now going to do staggered days. I'm sure separated 641 00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:55,120 Speaker 1: desks wear a mask over the age of ten because 642 00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:59,880 Speaker 1: the narrative has been set and people feel powerless to 643 00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:03,960 Speaker 1: fight back against it. They feel like it's a tidal 644 00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:29,200 Speaker 1: wave in on many levels, it is. Hey, yeah, home 645 00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:32,479 Speaker 1: titlelock dot com is one of the best things I've 646 00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:35,760 Speaker 1: found because it makes me sleep better at night. I, 647 00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:38,399 Speaker 1: you know, fell into all that propaganda the same way 648 00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:41,239 Speaker 1: you probably did of oh, credit cards theft. I gotta 649 00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:45,640 Speaker 1: worry about my credit card getting stolen. I've had my 650 00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:49,800 Speaker 1: credit card stolen multiple times, more times than I can count. 651 00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:51,640 Speaker 1: It seems like they're always sending me a new one 652 00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:54,319 Speaker 1: because there's always some cyber thief jacket it. And you 653 00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:58,920 Speaker 1: know how much money it's cost me? Nothing, not a dime. 654 00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:01,879 Speaker 1: Credit card crime is not a huge crime out there. 655 00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:04,600 Speaker 1: The credit card company makes it right in five seconds 656 00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:07,080 Speaker 1: and you never think about it again. You know what 657 00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:10,680 Speaker 1: you do have to think about a crook jacking your 658 00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:13,640 Speaker 1: home title, getting your signature on it, and taking a 659 00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:17,160 Speaker 1: loan out against it, and you getting stuck with a 660 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:23,480 Speaker 1: massive bill. That's happening right now. Go to hometitlelock dot com. 661 00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:27,680 Speaker 1: That's hometitlelock dot com used to code Jesse gets yourself 662 00:54:27,719 --> 00:55:06,120 Speaker 1: thirty days for free. Jesse Kelly returns. Next headline, are 663 00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:15,919 Speaker 1: Minneapolis police protests causing a crime wave? I think can 664 00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:19,200 Speaker 1: we go with, Yeah, this is what you're going to 665 00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:22,160 Speaker 1: see now, and you're going to see it a lot 666 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:26,080 Speaker 1: because the narrative has to be set, and it has 667 00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:28,600 Speaker 1: to be set now. This is a headline from the 668 00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:32,880 Speaker 1: Associated Press this morning. Still reeling from coronavirus pandemic and 669 00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:37,440 Speaker 1: protests over George floydkilling, cities around the nation are facing 670 00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:42,520 Speaker 1: another challenge, a surge in shooting that has left dozens dead. 671 00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:53,280 Speaker 1: Experts say the spike in violence defies easy explanation, defies 672 00:55:53,400 --> 00:56:04,719 Speaker 1: easy explanation. The explanation is very easy explanations. It's just uncomfortable. Oh, 673 00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:14,960 Speaker 1: everybody knows. Everybody knows. I just hate, absolutely despise how 674 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:20,360 Speaker 1: everything has to be framed and coddled and twisted and 675 00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:24,880 Speaker 1: massaged based on who you want to look good in 676 00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:28,120 Speaker 1: a story and who you want to look bad in 677 00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:32,279 Speaker 1: a story at all times. You know, we talked about 678 00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:34,200 Speaker 1: the Crusades. I just did a two part show on it. 679 00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:38,920 Speaker 1: You know what was maddening doing some reading on it, 680 00:56:39,239 --> 00:56:41,759 Speaker 1: listen to a few podcasts on it. You know what's 681 00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:50,719 Speaker 1: maddening this desire to constantly throughout a story of war 682 00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:56,760 Speaker 1: with atrocities constantly because apparently they're part of the protected class. 683 00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:59,600 Speaker 1: Make excuses for the Ottoman Turks in the Muslims when 684 00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:02,600 Speaker 1: they would do things like hang Christians over the side 685 00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:05,719 Speaker 1: of the Wall of Antioch. Alive hang them up by 686 00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:08,239 Speaker 1: their ankles and beat them to death with rods in 687 00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:12,200 Speaker 1: front of the Christian army. And the Christians would do 688 00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:14,160 Speaker 1: the same thing. Man, You'm not not like Walls. There's 689 00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:18,360 Speaker 1: a Muslim thing. It's that was ugly atrocity filled medieval war. 690 00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:23,320 Speaker 1: But they would during the hit and the history books 691 00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:25,320 Speaker 1: I read and things like that that well, I mean, 692 00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:27,120 Speaker 1: did you have to understand as soon as they would 693 00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:29,600 Speaker 1: mention that, you have to understand how much stuff the 694 00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:32,880 Speaker 1: Christians had done. And I've obviously the thing these was 695 00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:37,960 Speaker 1: probably a rag tag band of Muslims, certainly was not widespread. 696 00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:40,680 Speaker 1: But then they get to the Christian thing, and can 697 00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:45,120 Speaker 1: you believe the Pope sanctioned this totally Christian thing to 698 00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:49,160 Speaker 1: do and everybody was on board with it. There's never 699 00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:57,320 Speaker 1: been anything like this before. It's awful. Do you remember 700 00:57:57,360 --> 00:57:59,440 Speaker 1: I did a show last week or the week before, 701 00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:05,400 Speaker 1: edi Amine the Butcher of Uganda, and this man was, 702 00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:10,000 Speaker 1: by all accounts a devil. You cannot you cannot cover 703 00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:13,960 Speaker 1: up the unspeakable things this guy did to his own people, 704 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:18,320 Speaker 1: mass slaughter, torture chambers. I didn't even elaborate enough on 705 00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:23,080 Speaker 1: the torture chambers of his own people disaster, and yet 706 00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:27,680 Speaker 1: because he's from Africa, they feel as if they have 707 00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:31,160 Speaker 1: to constantly may well, and let me tell this was 708 00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:33,880 Speaker 1: a lot of this was anger from when the Brits 709 00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:37,120 Speaker 1: had colonized it. I mean had he learned this from 710 00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:40,040 Speaker 1: the Brits? I mean he never had it not been 711 00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:43,760 Speaker 1: for the Brits angering so many Ugandans, they never would. 712 00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:50,920 Speaker 1: It's awful. Just tell stories, Just tell the truth. You 713 00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:57,160 Speaker 1: don't have to protect Christians, Muslims, shoes, black people, white people, Indians, Asians. 714 00:58:57,440 --> 00:59:02,080 Speaker 1: You don't have to protect anybody but everything, even our 715 00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:04,880 Speaker 1: And I believe me when I tell you in putting 716 00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:11,320 Speaker 1: up air fingers quotes, factual history books all have to 717 00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:18,120 Speaker 1: twist things around to make something more acceptable, to make 718 00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:21,520 Speaker 1: sure we protect this this people or that people. Well 719 00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:24,320 Speaker 1: the law. We can't make women look bad. Oh that 720 00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:27,240 Speaker 1: was a black dude. Let's bury that story. We can't. 721 00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:32,080 Speaker 1: Why do we do this? This does not further debate. 722 00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:35,520 Speaker 1: Let me tell you something else. This does not further 723 00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:40,760 Speaker 1: racial healing. It does very very very much the opposite. 724 00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:47,840 Speaker 1: When you hide truths, when you take it upon yourself 725 00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:51,640 Speaker 1: to be the to be the moral doogoder, we are 726 00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:54,880 Speaker 1: going to make sure we were righting the wrongs of 727 00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:58,560 Speaker 1: the past here. When you make it your place to 728 00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:07,280 Speaker 1: do that, you cause division. You don't heal division. This 729 01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:19,400 Speaker 1: stuff causes division. Defies explanation. It doesn't defy explanation. It's 730 01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:28,440 Speaker 1: an easy explanation, an easy explanation. The explanation is simply this. 731 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,919 Speaker 1: In large cities, many of them in the United States 732 01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:37,480 Speaker 1: of America, in the poor black areas of these cities, 733 01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:45,520 Speaker 1: there is a humongous violence problem. The police that exist 734 01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:49,480 Speaker 1: in these cities, many of them work in precincts where 735 01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:54,280 Speaker 1: they are called out exclusively. To these precincts, which are 736 01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:57,919 Speaker 1: virtually all black, answer calls twenty four hours a day 737 01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:01,640 Speaker 1: to violence trying to protect all the good people who 738 01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:06,800 Speaker 1: live there. Once you pull back on the police officers, 739 01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:11,400 Speaker 1: the terrible people who live there will then terrorize all 740 01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:16,040 Speaker 1: the good people who live there. It's not hard to explain, 741 01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:23,200 Speaker 1: it's uncomfortable to explain. That's a fact. What I just 742 01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:27,560 Speaker 1: said right there will undoubtedly get me emails and get 743 01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:31,000 Speaker 1: my boss called send them away. Jesse at Jesse Kelly 744 01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:34,480 Speaker 1: Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. 745 01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:40,720 Speaker 1: That's a fact. Do you know FedEx in ups will 746 01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:44,280 Speaker 1: not go into several neighborhoods in the United States of 747 01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:49,320 Speaker 1: America to deliver packages without a police escort because it's 748 01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:54,040 Speaker 1: a guarantee they'll be robbed. Again. That's not an explanation. 749 01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:57,880 Speaker 1: That's not an excuse. That's not me having an opinion. 750 01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:04,480 Speaker 1: That is a fact. These poor urban black neighborhoods are 751 01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:09,760 Speaker 1: full of violent crime. And when you reduce, defund, disband 752 01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:13,600 Speaker 1: the police department, that violent crime's going to go through 753 01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:16,960 Speaker 1: the roof because the bad people in these areas don't 754 01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:20,480 Speaker 1: have a check on them anymore. Boom, there's your explanation. 755 01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:23,960 Speaker 1: It's one everybody knows, and I don't understand why I 756 01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:28,480 Speaker 1: have to be the only one to vocalize it. Does 757 01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:34,320 Speaker 1: it help the people in that neighborhood to lie? I 758 01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:37,080 Speaker 1: think if we were honest, maybe all the good people 759 01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:40,040 Speaker 1: in that neighborhood would appreciate the fact we're being honest. 760 01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:46,200 Speaker 1: Let's get them some help. Let's get them some help. 761 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:51,640 Speaker 1: I have a cut on this. I don't have time 762 01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:53,920 Speaker 1: to play it. I have a cut on the most 763 01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:56,040 Speaker 1: one of the most stunning things I've ever heard out 764 01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:59,520 Speaker 1: of the mouths of somebody on the news. I'm gonna 765 01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:01,920 Speaker 1: play it for you after our guests. We have a 766 01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:12,600 Speaker 1: guest here, but the bending over backwards to excuse this stuff, 767 01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:18,200 Speaker 1: to make sure we make don't ever offend a black person? 768 01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:20,640 Speaker 1: What is that? How are we going to address real 769 01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:25,400 Speaker 1: problems in our society with that? When you are a 770 01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:29,160 Speaker 1: country like America that is extremely diverse and you mash 771 01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:32,640 Speaker 1: a bunch of different cultures together trying to form one culture, 772 01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:36,760 Speaker 1: and a nation must form one culture. When you mash 773 01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:39,280 Speaker 1: a bunch of different cultures together trying to form that 774 01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:42,440 Speaker 1: one culture, you had better be able to have an 775 01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:46,480 Speaker 1: open dialogue or you are going to tear your country 776 01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:49,440 Speaker 1: to pieces. We do not have an open dialogue in 777 01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:53,200 Speaker 1: this country. We have a dialogue of white people were evil, 778 01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:57,000 Speaker 1: everyone else is a saint. And that doesn't work. That 779 01:03:57,040 --> 01:04:02,000 Speaker 1: will tear this country to the roots. Gosh tired of 780 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:29,600 Speaker 1: being the only one to say it. My rake on earbuds. 781 01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:33,240 Speaker 1: I have a confession I have to make about them. 782 01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:36,240 Speaker 1: You see my truck, my pickup truck. It hooks up 783 01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:38,360 Speaker 1: with bluetooth to my phone. So when I'm listening to 784 01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:40,320 Speaker 1: something from my phone on the way home, the truck 785 01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:44,240 Speaker 1: hooks up. Ever, since I got my rake on earbuds, 786 01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:47,080 Speaker 1: I've turned that off and I just put in my 787 01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:50,720 Speaker 1: rake on earbuds on the way home. They're that comfortable 788 01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:54,240 Speaker 1: and the sound is that clear. I don't know whether 789 01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:56,280 Speaker 1: you're even allowed to say that on the air or 790 01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:58,400 Speaker 1: if that's a safety hazard. But if you see me 791 01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:02,280 Speaker 1: driving around, look mostly because they're small, but you're going 792 01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:05,360 Speaker 1: to see Raycon earbuds in my ear That's how I 793 01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:10,280 Speaker 1: listen to things exclusively now. And get this, the Raycon earbuds. 794 01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:13,880 Speaker 1: They're like half the price of the other expensive earbuds 795 01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:17,000 Speaker 1: out there, so you get high end stuff half the price. 796 01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:22,080 Speaker 1: Go to buy Raycon dot com slash jesse that's by 797 01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:26,680 Speaker 1: r ayc o n dot com slash jesse. That gets 798 01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:49,720 Speaker 1: you fifteen percent off. Joining me now once again, doctor 799 01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:54,960 Speaker 1: David Azerad, I think we may actually disagree today. He's 800 01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:58,120 Speaker 1: probably the smartest person who comes on this show. He's 801 01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:04,520 Speaker 1: our deep cover agent in the Universe City System. Tribalism. 802 01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:10,840 Speaker 1: You wrote an article what's wrong with tribalism? Well, I 803 01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:15,600 Speaker 1: mean there's something natural about it, and so far as 804 01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:18,440 Speaker 1: you know, people like to be with their own I 805 01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:22,160 Speaker 1: mean that's in human nature, like I'm Jewish. Jews usually 806 01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:26,720 Speaker 1: like to live amongst their own intermarry. There's something natural 807 01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:29,320 Speaker 1: about that. And in a free society you should allow 808 01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:32,360 Speaker 1: people to live what they want. What is dangerous, and 809 01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:36,200 Speaker 1: what we're doing is that we're encouraging it in laws. 810 01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:39,560 Speaker 1: We're adding fuel to the fire. Is what we should 811 01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:42,400 Speaker 1: be doing. If you're going to have a multi ethnic, multiracial, 812 01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:46,160 Speaker 1: multi religious society, the only way to keep it going, 813 01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:48,480 Speaker 1: if you want to rule it in a free way, 814 01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:52,960 Speaker 1: I not despotically, is to cut against the grain in 815 01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:56,040 Speaker 1: the public square, in the laws, in the education system, 816 01:06:56,120 --> 01:07:02,360 Speaker 1: to hammer away at the commonalities prevent Balkanization. And we're 817 01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:06,440 Speaker 1: doing the exact opposite, and long term, that's a recipe 818 01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:10,120 Speaker 1: for a disaster. How do you prevent the Balkanization? Though 819 01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:14,440 Speaker 1: specifically because I see what's happening now, and I almost 820 01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:17,040 Speaker 1: see it, and maybe I'm wrong, I certainly could be wrong. 821 01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:21,280 Speaker 1: I almost see it as inevitable. Isn't this maybe natural? 822 01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:24,440 Speaker 1: We didn't We all of a sudden decided we didn't 823 01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:27,040 Speaker 1: have a unique culture here, which I would argue we did, 824 01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:29,880 Speaker 1: but we decided we didn't, and so people retreated to 825 01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:35,680 Speaker 1: their own and we did more than that. We provided 826 01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:40,600 Speaker 1: active encouragement. I mean, just look at and put yourself 827 01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:43,120 Speaker 1: in the shoes of one of your fellow black citizens. 828 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:47,560 Speaker 1: I mean, admittedly, for a very long time America made 829 01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:51,080 Speaker 1: clear that it did not want them. But something really 830 01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:53,960 Speaker 1: did started changing in the fifties and sixties. I mean, 831 01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:57,439 Speaker 1: that is undeniable. And what is so sad is that 832 01:07:57,520 --> 01:08:02,280 Speaker 1: at the very moment when things were finally changed, there 833 01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:05,919 Speaker 1: something happened on the left and amongst blacks that they 834 01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:10,760 Speaker 1: decided to fundamentally reject America. So rather than say that, look, 835 01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:14,360 Speaker 1: the practices have been bad, but the promise of America, 836 01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:18,439 Speaker 1: as Frederick Douglas saw, as MLK saw, has always been 837 01:08:19,439 --> 01:08:22,680 Speaker 1: color blind equality under the law. We didn't deliver on 838 01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:26,360 Speaker 1: that promise. We violated it. But the principles are sound, 839 01:08:26,439 --> 01:08:30,200 Speaker 1: the magnificent words of the Declaration of Independence in the Constitution. 840 01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:33,400 Speaker 1: You can be an American, this is your home. Instead 841 01:08:33,439 --> 01:08:36,880 Speaker 1: we went in the other direction of the back to Africa, 842 01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:42,519 Speaker 1: black nationalist nation of Islam nonsense, or the contemporary view, 843 01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:47,799 Speaker 1: which is America is systematically and fundamentally and irredeemably racist. 844 01:08:48,439 --> 01:08:51,240 Speaker 1: And no matter how hard you thrive, how many laws 845 01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:55,320 Speaker 1: you pass, how much reparations you enact, it'll never change. 846 01:08:55,320 --> 01:09:00,519 Speaker 1: And the net the end result is complete alienation of 847 01:09:00,680 --> 01:09:04,120 Speaker 1: blacks from their country. This is their home. They don't 848 01:09:04,160 --> 01:09:07,840 Speaker 1: belong in Africa, America is their home. And the overarching 849 01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:11,479 Speaker 1: message is no, it isn't and it never will be. 850 01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:15,960 Speaker 1: How do we begin to reverse that? Because I'll be 851 01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:18,200 Speaker 1: honest with you, David, at least a few months ago, 852 01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:20,800 Speaker 1: three four months ago, well, obviously there are some exceptions. 853 01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:24,000 Speaker 1: I thought racially we were doing fine. I mean, there's 854 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:27,000 Speaker 1: always going to be that leftist grievance society, and there's 855 01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,679 Speaker 1: always going to be hucksters like Al Sharpton out there, 856 01:09:29,720 --> 01:09:31,519 Speaker 1: that's just the nature of the beast. But for the 857 01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:36,400 Speaker 1: most part, racial tensions were going down. Or did I 858 01:09:36,439 --> 01:09:38,600 Speaker 1: just read that wrong? Or am I just naive and 859 01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:43,880 Speaker 1: I'm the idiot. No, I think there's a case. I mean, 860 01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:48,680 Speaker 1: it's an undeniable case that there has been tremendous progress 861 01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:55,560 Speaker 1: on this thorniest of issues in America, especially since the sixties. 862 01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:57,519 Speaker 1: But I mean, let's not forget that the Civil War 863 01:09:57,560 --> 01:10:04,240 Speaker 1: did get rid of slavery. But we turned against the 864 01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:09,760 Speaker 1: hopeful integrationist message of MLK and I want to make 865 01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:12,720 Speaker 1: one thing clearer. You know, conservatives have a tendency to 866 01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:16,040 Speaker 1: romanticize that MLK. They've made him into a conservative he 867 01:10:16,120 --> 01:10:19,680 Speaker 1: most emphatically, isn't. I mean, there are so many problematic 868 01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:23,559 Speaker 1: things with his worldview, but the message, at least then 869 01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:28,000 Speaker 1: they have a dream speech remains sound and I think 870 01:10:28,040 --> 01:10:32,440 Speaker 1: an ideal to aspire to, which is reconciliation and forgiveness 871 01:10:33,560 --> 01:10:36,559 Speaker 1: and judging people based on the content of the character, 872 01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:38,880 Speaker 1: not the color of their skin. I mean, these two 873 01:10:39,160 --> 01:10:44,240 Speaker 1: principles are sound and belong on the right. Regrettably, they've 874 01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:47,640 Speaker 1: been completely rejected by the left today, where the message 875 01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:50,960 Speaker 1: is actually color blindness is racism because it doesn't address 876 01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:54,679 Speaker 1: structural inequality. So we need the laws to see color 877 01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:57,760 Speaker 1: and to treat certain races better than others. And then 878 01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:05,479 Speaker 1: no forgiveness, no reconciliation, hatred grievances, demanding infinite penance from 879 01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:09,879 Speaker 1: whites and perpetual aggrievement from non whites. Can you merge 880 01:11:10,080 --> 01:11:16,560 Speaker 1: the socialists left slash s JW social justice warrior leftists? 881 01:11:16,560 --> 01:11:19,479 Speaker 1: For me, how do those worlds merge? They're one and 882 01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:23,000 Speaker 1: the same, they're separate. What is that? Because it's very 883 01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:24,680 Speaker 1: weird to think about. I mean, everyone knows what a 884 01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:27,880 Speaker 1: socialist to Cammy is, but how in the world does 885 01:11:27,960 --> 01:11:30,759 Speaker 1: that guy merge with you know, some idiot Black Lives 886 01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:35,800 Speaker 1: Matter leader. I mean, look, in a certain sense, the 887 01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:42,439 Speaker 1: old Marxist socialist left, it is less dangerous to the 888 01:11:42,479 --> 01:11:49,320 Speaker 1: country than the identity politics, race based left, because they 889 01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:52,760 Speaker 1: at least had the virtue, however awful, their solutions were 890 01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:56,519 Speaker 1: of having genuine solidarity for the well being of the 891 01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:58,840 Speaker 1: working class and the poor in the middle class, so 892 01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:02,599 Speaker 1: the target of their eye or was the rich and corporations. Now, 893 01:12:02,680 --> 01:12:07,200 Speaker 1: their solutions were bad, but you could at least have 894 01:12:07,280 --> 01:12:11,519 Speaker 1: a country with high taxes and high regulations, which is 895 01:12:11,560 --> 01:12:13,960 Speaker 1: what we ended up getting. And I think Bernie Sanders 896 01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:18,120 Speaker 1: is kind of the last gasp of this old left 897 01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:21,439 Speaker 1: that thinks that the bad guys are defined by money. 898 01:12:22,080 --> 01:12:24,640 Speaker 1: Contrast that with the new left that grows out of 899 01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:28,240 Speaker 1: the sixties, the identity politics left that says that the 900 01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:32,479 Speaker 1: bad guys are actually straight white men, people like you 901 01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:35,559 Speaker 1: and me, and that therefore when you look at the 902 01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:39,240 Speaker 1: poor and the middle class, you don't necessarily have sympathy. 903 01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:42,880 Speaker 1: Quite the contrary, there's an awful lot of deplorables in 904 01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:46,040 Speaker 1: there who are racist, who cling to their guns and 905 01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:50,839 Speaker 1: their religion, and so they really turn against the majority 906 01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:54,840 Speaker 1: of the people and against the country. You can't have 907 01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:59,040 Speaker 1: a country with identity politics. You can have a country 908 01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:04,480 Speaker 1: with left is big government. It'll have you know, more poverty, 909 01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:08,880 Speaker 1: less economic growth, less innovation, but you can at least 910 01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:10,519 Speaker 1: keep it together. And I want to make clear, I 911 01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:13,800 Speaker 1: mean I'm an advocate of neither, but I think that 912 01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:17,680 Speaker 1: the current left, but it's the poison on race, is 913 01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:22,840 Speaker 1: much more dangerous to civic cohesion and national unity than 914 01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:28,400 Speaker 1: the old left was. Where do we go in the 915 01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:33,360 Speaker 1: university system? How do we duplicate you about ten thousand 916 01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:36,679 Speaker 1: times over so we do not continue to produce people 917 01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:39,760 Speaker 1: who hate the country. But you got to go to 918 01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:48,120 Speaker 1: muchreal and recruit from there, because it's that's where I'm from. Look, 919 01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:51,439 Speaker 1: there are still some pockets in the universities. I mean, 920 01:13:51,479 --> 01:13:55,320 Speaker 1: there is a handful of intellectually serious universities. I'm very 921 01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:59,240 Speaker 1: lucky to teach it one Hillsdale. There's still some good 922 01:13:59,280 --> 01:14:05,120 Speaker 1: professors ensconced that awful universities across the board. But the 923 01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:09,479 Speaker 1: conservative approach to high red reform has been a complete failure. 924 01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:12,320 Speaker 1: I mean we kicked it off in the fifties with 925 01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:14,640 Speaker 1: Buckley's book got in Man at Yale saying we need 926 01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:16,639 Speaker 1: to do something about it. We've written all the books, 927 01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:20,559 Speaker 1: they did, the speaker series, the centers, the student groups. 928 01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:24,160 Speaker 1: The universities have gone farther and farther to the left. 929 01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:28,880 Speaker 1: They're more and more intolerant, more and more corrupt, and 930 01:14:29,560 --> 01:14:32,479 Speaker 1: I think it's it's time to take a much more 931 01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:36,840 Speaker 1: aggressive approach. These are either universities that is a combination 932 01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:40,760 Speaker 1: of defunding them, no reason for federal funds to bankroll them, 933 01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:46,240 Speaker 1: humiliate them. Trump is this is something he hasn't done. 934 01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:49,160 Speaker 1: I mean he's humiliated the media, but he hasn't humiliated 935 01:14:49,160 --> 01:14:52,479 Speaker 1: the universities in part I suspect because he's too enamored 936 01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:55,960 Speaker 1: with his wart and degree. David, whereas we need. I'm sorry, 937 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:59,160 Speaker 1: we are up against the clock. You are the best man, 938 01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:02,320 Speaker 1: David as red. We will have him back. Thank you, doctor, 939 01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:10,000 Speaker 1: always a pleasure. Thanks Jesse, appreciate you, Chris. I have 940 01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:22,760 Speaker 1: a moral dilemma. Hang on, miss something. There's a podcast 941 01:15:23,320 --> 01:15:28,639 Speaker 1: getting on demand wherever podcasts are found, The Jesse Kelly Show, 942 01:15:31,040 --> 01:15:35,439 Speaker 1: Gold and Silver have always had value? And is there 943 01:15:35,479 --> 01:15:39,200 Speaker 1: anything I trust more than history? You know that you 944 01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:43,639 Speaker 1: listen to the show. I believe in history because history 945 01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:48,559 Speaker 1: repeats itself. History is a great the great teacher out there. 946 01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:54,000 Speaker 1: History tells me precious metals will be worth something always. 947 01:15:54,680 --> 01:15:59,519 Speaker 1: It's financial security. And do you know you can legally 948 01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:02,479 Speaker 1: roll over your IRA or four oh one k into 949 01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:07,160 Speaker 1: a precious metals ira. Start looking into that now, please 950 01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:10,120 Speaker 1: until it's too late. You don't have to take my 951 01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:13,439 Speaker 1: word for it. Birch Gold has an A plus rating 952 01:16:13,479 --> 01:16:15,960 Speaker 1: with the Better Business Bureau and they give out free 953 01:16:16,600 --> 01:16:21,400 Speaker 1: twenty page kits on this. Go to Birchgold dot com 954 01:16:21,479 --> 01:16:26,720 Speaker 1: slash jesse that's Birchgold dot com slash Jessie. Go get 955 01:16:26,760 --> 01:16:29,639 Speaker 1: your free kit, just do some reading on it. Please 956 01:16:29,800 --> 01:16:54,320 Speaker 1: protect yourself. Here's my deep moral dilemma. Eight seven seven 957 01:16:54,439 --> 01:16:57,080 Speaker 1: three seven seven four three seven three is the phone 958 01:16:57,120 --> 01:17:01,560 Speaker 1: number eight seven seven three seven seven or three seven three. 959 01:17:01,640 --> 01:17:04,720 Speaker 1: We'll take some calls today, take some calls today. But 960 01:17:04,760 --> 01:17:10,640 Speaker 1: here's my moral dilemma. I have a pickup truck. The 961 01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:20,240 Speaker 1: pickup truck has a sunroof. The pickup truck is mostly 962 01:17:20,280 --> 01:17:24,599 Speaker 1: paid off. I need to stress that point mostly paid off. 963 01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:29,599 Speaker 1: I don't like making payments. I don't like paying interest. Obviously, 964 01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:31,120 Speaker 1: I have to do it same way you have to 965 01:17:31,160 --> 01:17:34,800 Speaker 1: do it. I'm not made of freaking money, but I 966 01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:36,960 Speaker 1: like getting stuff paid off because I hate paying interest. 967 01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:38,880 Speaker 1: I feel like I'm flushing money down the toilet, which 968 01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:47,280 Speaker 1: essentially you are. It's miserably, miserably hot here in Houston, 969 01:17:47,320 --> 01:17:49,800 Speaker 1: in Texas in the summertime. Everybody knows that. It's not news. 970 01:17:49,840 --> 01:17:51,920 Speaker 1: I'm not complaining about it. I've been in a lot worse. 971 01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:59,680 Speaker 1: It's hot. My sunroof, like all sunroofs, has a hardcover, 972 01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:04,840 Speaker 1: the part that's right over my head. You press a 973 01:18:04,840 --> 01:18:07,759 Speaker 1: button in the hardcover goes back, and then you press 974 01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:13,000 Speaker 1: a button in the actual sunroof can open. Take the 975 01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:17,680 Speaker 1: kids up to camp where they still are. Wife and 976 01:18:17,720 --> 01:18:21,000 Speaker 1: I got the kiddos in the car drive up to 977 01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:26,800 Speaker 1: camp as part of this thing they do at this camp. 978 01:18:26,880 --> 01:18:30,240 Speaker 1: I mean, the kids love it. Whatever you on the 979 01:18:30,280 --> 01:18:34,000 Speaker 1: way in, if you have a sunroof, can open up 980 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:37,719 Speaker 1: your sunroof and the kids will get out and essentially 981 01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:40,200 Speaker 1: sit on top of the car with their legs dangling 982 01:18:40,240 --> 01:18:43,439 Speaker 1: inside to wave at all the other campers and camp 983 01:18:43,479 --> 01:18:45,639 Speaker 1: counselors on the way, and it's like this big deal. 984 01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:51,200 Speaker 1: Everybody's thrilled about it. Look I don't I wasn't raised 985 01:18:51,240 --> 01:18:53,759 Speaker 1: like that, and I don't have real feelings and emotions 986 01:18:53,760 --> 01:18:55,800 Speaker 1: like that, so that doesn't do anything to me for me, 987 01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:57,400 Speaker 1: and would never do anything for me. With the kids 988 01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:59,760 Speaker 1: love it, whatever the wife loves it, I'll lick it up. 989 01:18:59,760 --> 01:19:01,559 Speaker 1: Here it is, and I'm all, I hope we get 990 01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:06,160 Speaker 1: out of here in time for lunch. We're dropping the 991 01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:11,080 Speaker 1: kids off at camp. Hold on in, press the button 992 01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:16,200 Speaker 1: to open, the hardcover goes back. Press the button to 993 01:19:16,240 --> 01:19:25,080 Speaker 1: open the sun roof. Crack. Now it won't open. Now 994 01:19:25,120 --> 01:19:27,599 Speaker 1: it won't open, and it doesn't look like it'll close. 995 01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:30,720 Speaker 1: The hardcover isn't closing either, so I can't close it 996 01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:34,920 Speaker 1: back up. Now we're sitting there when it's ninety nine 997 01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:39,240 Speaker 1: degrees with one hundred percent humidity, with the sun pouring 998 01:19:39,439 --> 01:19:43,120 Speaker 1: down on our heads in the truck. We're in line, 999 01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:44,960 Speaker 1: we're waiting. So I get out of the truck to 1000 01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:47,840 Speaker 1: see what's wrong. And one of the four corners of 1001 01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:52,000 Speaker 1: the glass that's supposed to open has essentially what looks 1002 01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:56,200 Speaker 1: like broken off and it's hanging down. Now my truck 1003 01:19:56,280 --> 01:19:59,480 Speaker 1: is not only pouring sun in now it's clearly not waterproof. 1004 01:19:59,560 --> 01:20:02,439 Speaker 1: I can daylight inside of it. Oh crap, I gotta 1005 01:20:02,479 --> 01:20:06,840 Speaker 1: do something about that. Get inside. I managed to physically 1006 01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:10,240 Speaker 1: push the glass part back up into it, kind of. 1007 01:20:10,240 --> 01:20:12,680 Speaker 1: It doesn't really snap in place. You can tell us 1008 01:20:12,720 --> 01:20:14,679 Speaker 1: not in there right, but it looks sealed. You can't 1009 01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:20,720 Speaker 1: see daylight anymore. Only now the hardcover part is permanently 1010 01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:22,720 Speaker 1: back I press the button. No matter how hard I 1011 01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:26,080 Speaker 1: push the button, it will not close. So as we stand, 1012 01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:29,640 Speaker 1: I'm in a pickup truck that is an oven and 1013 01:20:29,800 --> 01:20:33,360 Speaker 1: I've been driving it all week long. No joke. I 1014 01:20:33,479 --> 01:20:37,720 Speaker 1: have one of those Panama Jack like golfing hats I 1015 01:20:37,840 --> 01:20:39,880 Speaker 1: keep beside me in the truck. I'm not even making 1016 01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:42,360 Speaker 1: this up. You see someone driving around in a pickup 1017 01:20:42,360 --> 01:20:45,840 Speaker 1: with that hat. That's me to keep the sun from 1018 01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:51,200 Speaker 1: burning me driving to and from work. Okay, this is 1019 01:20:51,240 --> 01:20:54,599 Speaker 1: a problem. It's not the end of the world. At 1020 01:20:54,640 --> 01:20:56,120 Speaker 1: least I didn't think it was the end of the world. 1021 01:20:57,520 --> 01:20:59,600 Speaker 1: I take the truck in drop it off at the 1022 01:20:59,640 --> 01:21:03,360 Speaker 1: Becanno shop last night. Mechanic shop will go unnamed. It 1023 01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:07,800 Speaker 1: is a name brand mechanic shop that you would definitely know. 1024 01:21:10,200 --> 01:21:12,760 Speaker 1: Take it in, drop it off. They say they're gonna 1025 01:21:12,760 --> 01:21:15,759 Speaker 1: take a look at it this morning. Diagnose what's wrong. 1026 01:21:17,040 --> 01:21:21,280 Speaker 1: I just got a phone call just now during the break. 1027 01:21:23,360 --> 01:21:29,639 Speaker 1: Guess how much Chris, Guess how much they want to 1028 01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:42,040 Speaker 1: fix this thing? Twenty nine hundred dollars. Twenty nine hundred dollars. 1029 01:21:43,280 --> 01:21:46,559 Speaker 1: Of course, I lose my mind. I say, just pull 1030 01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:48,479 Speaker 1: the truck out front. I'll come get it when I'm 1031 01:21:48,479 --> 01:21:56,880 Speaker 1: done with work today. I'm not paying that, But what 1032 01:21:56,960 --> 01:22:03,280 Speaker 1: can I do? Here's what I want to do. I 1033 01:22:03,520 --> 01:22:08,000 Speaker 1: want to take the truck home, get out some scotch 1034 01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:13,080 Speaker 1: tape and some tinfoil what Chris and I want to 1035 01:22:13,120 --> 01:22:16,800 Speaker 1: simply foil up the glass so the sun can't come in. 1036 01:22:18,160 --> 01:22:22,720 Speaker 1: This sounds like an easy solution for me. I understand 1037 01:22:23,080 --> 01:22:25,840 Speaker 1: that people are repulsed by that. It sounds a little 1038 01:22:25,880 --> 01:22:29,280 Speaker 1: white trash, but remember I'm white trash. I don't see 1039 01:22:29,280 --> 01:22:32,719 Speaker 1: anything wrong with this. I told the wife, she's losing 1040 01:22:32,760 --> 01:22:35,640 Speaker 1: her mind. Just pay the money, get it fixed on 1041 01:22:35,680 --> 01:22:38,200 Speaker 1: it's over. And I'm telling you you can say this 1042 01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:42,080 Speaker 1: is unreasonable as you want. I will trade the truck 1043 01:22:42,240 --> 01:22:46,920 Speaker 1: in before I pay twenty nine hunds to fix the sun, 1044 01:22:47,200 --> 01:22:50,280 Speaker 1: I will twenty nine hundred dollars is a down payment 1045 01:22:50,320 --> 01:23:15,160 Speaker 1: on the next truck. Hang on. They're never completely ready 1046 01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:19,280 Speaker 1: to adopt a teen. For late nights, writing English papers 1047 01:23:20,080 --> 01:23:23,680 Speaker 1: are your teen's music taste for dinners where they talk 1048 01:23:23,760 --> 01:23:26,160 Speaker 1: more on their phone than with you. For the first 1049 01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:30,840 Speaker 1: time they call you mom. You're never completely ready to 1050 01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:34,720 Speaker 1: adopt a teen, and you can't imagine the reward. To 1051 01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:38,080 Speaker 1: learn more about adopting a teen, visit adopt us Kids 1052 01:23:38,160 --> 01:23:40,320 Speaker 1: dot org, brought to you by the US Department of 1053 01:23:40,360 --> 01:23:43,679 Speaker 1: Health and Human Services, adopt Us Kids and the ad Council. 1054 01:23:43,960 --> 01:23:47,479 Speaker 1: Part time job, full time hustle, all time Shiro to 1055 01:23:47,640 --> 01:23:51,839 Speaker 1: all of us. You nurture, we listen, you teach, we thrive, 1056 01:23:52,160 --> 01:23:54,720 Speaker 1: You lift us spirits. But we've got a laid down 1057 01:23:54,760 --> 01:23:57,839 Speaker 1: the truth. It's time for you, our Shiro, to stretch 1058 01:23:57,880 --> 01:24:01,680 Speaker 1: for the stars. Start save more for retirement now so 1059 01:24:01,760 --> 01:24:04,719 Speaker 1: you can feel prepared and live your life to the fullest. 1060 01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:07,720 Speaker 1: Get free tips to help boost your retirement savings now 1061 01:24:07,840 --> 01:24:11,519 Speaker 1: at Asia retirement dot org. Slash Ziro a message brought 1062 01:24:11,560 --> 01:24:33,240 Speaker 1: to you by AARP and the ad council ladies and gentlemen. 1063 01:24:36,800 --> 01:24:38,720 Speaker 1: Maybe I do need to trade it in. Chris, I'm 1064 01:24:38,720 --> 01:24:40,759 Speaker 1: not doing it, dude. I'm not paying twenty nine hundred. 1065 01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:44,960 Speaker 1: Here's the thing. It's not that I'm for one, that's 1066 01:24:44,960 --> 01:24:47,439 Speaker 1: a lot of freaking money. For two, you get none 1067 01:24:47,439 --> 01:24:51,640 Speaker 1: of that money back. Ever, I don't ever get that 1068 01:24:51,720 --> 01:24:55,920 Speaker 1: money back twenty nine hundred dollars in a car. You 1069 01:24:55,960 --> 01:24:58,120 Speaker 1: sink that money into a car, you might as well 1070 01:24:58,280 --> 01:25:01,840 Speaker 1: go back and just light it on fire. That's true, Chris, 1071 01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:04,439 Speaker 1: and you know it's true. Why can't I just tinfoil it? 1072 01:25:04,520 --> 01:25:06,320 Speaker 1: And now the wife doesn't want to go pick up 1073 01:25:06,360 --> 01:25:09,360 Speaker 1: the kids in that truck if I tinfoil it because 1074 01:25:09,360 --> 01:25:11,920 Speaker 1: she says it looks ghetto. I don't think it looks shatto. 1075 01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:15,400 Speaker 1: I mean it doesn't, Chris. I guess it does. Maybe 1076 01:25:15,400 --> 01:25:20,320 Speaker 1: a little crap. There has to be a solution. I 1077 01:25:20,400 --> 01:25:26,479 Speaker 1: need a solution. What if I get a custom made 1078 01:25:26,640 --> 01:25:32,160 Speaker 1: cover for it with my face on it? What tell 1079 01:25:32,200 --> 01:26:14,000 Speaker 1: me that wouldn't be sweet? Hang on? Jesse Kelly returns next. 1080 01:26:24,640 --> 01:26:33,639 Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. You know I put 1081 01:26:33,640 --> 01:26:35,679 Speaker 1: out the help. I put out the call for help, 1082 01:26:35,680 --> 01:26:39,719 Speaker 1: and I have to be honest. You people are way 1083 01:26:39,720 --> 01:26:44,400 Speaker 1: more helpful than Chris. Eight seven seven three seven seven 1084 01:26:44,479 --> 01:26:48,200 Speaker 1: four three seven three is the phone number. Jesse at 1085 01:26:48,280 --> 01:26:52,160 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show 1086 01:26:52,200 --> 01:26:55,439 Speaker 1: dot com. Do not forget tomorrow is an ask Doctor 1087 01:26:55,560 --> 01:26:59,840 Speaker 1: Jesse Friday as well. So if you have any I 1088 01:27:00,040 --> 01:27:03,120 Speaker 1: ask Doctor Jesse questions. They do not have to be political, 1089 01:27:03,160 --> 01:27:05,880 Speaker 1: although they can be. Send them in. We will get 1090 01:27:05,920 --> 01:27:08,599 Speaker 1: them answered on the air tomorrow, as long as they 1091 01:27:08,640 --> 01:27:11,559 Speaker 1: don't suck. Now there's a chance they're going to suck 1092 01:27:12,720 --> 01:27:15,760 Speaker 1: because that there's near such thing as a stupid question thing. 1093 01:27:16,040 --> 01:27:18,280 Speaker 1: It's totally something your mother told you, but it's a 1094 01:27:18,320 --> 01:27:22,240 Speaker 1: total lie. It's the same as your mother telling you 1095 01:27:22,240 --> 01:27:24,439 Speaker 1: you can be anything you want to be. Now that's 1096 01:27:24,439 --> 01:27:26,320 Speaker 1: not true. You're not talented at a lot of things. 1097 01:27:27,920 --> 01:27:31,040 Speaker 1: I'm not either. I'm not judging you. You can do 1098 01:27:31,080 --> 01:27:35,599 Speaker 1: anything you want. I don't have an ounce of artistic 1099 01:27:35,680 --> 01:27:40,920 Speaker 1: talent in my body. I cannot sing, draw, dance, play 1100 01:27:40,960 --> 01:27:46,320 Speaker 1: an instruments at all. I got thrown out of the 1101 01:27:46,439 --> 01:27:51,920 Speaker 1: choir in the sixth grade. I don't know how Chris 1102 01:27:52,439 --> 01:27:57,679 Speaker 1: I was trying. He's given it my all. Maybe that's 1103 01:27:57,680 --> 01:28:00,000 Speaker 1: the problem, though, Chris, maybe I was giving it too much. 1104 01:28:01,720 --> 01:28:05,120 Speaker 1: Maybe when you lack the natural ability, the best thing 1105 01:28:05,120 --> 01:28:08,600 Speaker 1: to do is just kind of hide the back. Oh, 1106 01:28:08,680 --> 01:28:11,320 Speaker 1: speaking of miracles from God, I'll give you a miracle 1107 01:28:11,400 --> 01:28:16,519 Speaker 1: from God. Speaking of crusaders. Believe this, by the way, 1108 01:28:16,880 --> 01:28:20,400 Speaker 1: I believe this was a gift from God. Marine Corps 1109 01:28:20,439 --> 01:28:22,639 Speaker 1: boot Camp sucks. Everyone knows that I was supposed to suck, 1110 01:28:23,120 --> 01:28:24,800 Speaker 1: not winding about it. That's how it's supposed to be. 1111 01:28:24,840 --> 01:28:27,000 Speaker 1: You want it to suck. You're weeding out the non 1112 01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:32,400 Speaker 1: hackers at the end of Marine Corps boot Camp. I 1113 01:28:32,479 --> 01:28:34,120 Speaker 1: don't know if they still do this. They did it 1114 01:28:34,160 --> 01:28:38,200 Speaker 1: in my day. They do something called the Crucible, and 1115 01:28:38,320 --> 01:28:42,479 Speaker 1: it is just one of those horrifically miserable right of 1116 01:28:42,640 --> 01:28:47,680 Speaker 1: passage things where I think it's four or five days. 1117 01:28:48,880 --> 01:28:54,320 Speaker 1: You hump all over the mountains of southern California. You 1118 01:28:54,439 --> 01:29:00,479 Speaker 1: do all these team building team destroying obstacle where they 1119 01:29:00,520 --> 01:29:05,800 Speaker 1: give you one hundred and fifty pound dummy and three 1120 01:29:06,040 --> 01:29:09,840 Speaker 1: forty pound ammo cans, and there's this long, there's this 1121 01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:12,719 Speaker 1: you know long. Think of it like a jungle gym 1122 01:29:12,800 --> 01:29:15,880 Speaker 1: only made of huge logs that forms a pyramid up 1123 01:29:15,920 --> 01:29:18,160 Speaker 1: and down, and they're spaced out, and you have to 1124 01:29:18,439 --> 01:29:20,720 Speaker 1: with your squad, have to get the dummy and the 1125 01:29:20,760 --> 01:29:23,040 Speaker 1: AMMO cans over. It's just I mean, it's very very 1126 01:29:23,120 --> 01:29:29,080 Speaker 1: very difficult, very difficult, and they starve you as part 1127 01:29:29,080 --> 01:29:32,160 Speaker 1: of it too. I think you get something to the 1128 01:29:32,240 --> 01:29:37,320 Speaker 1: equivalent of half a meal a day. Look, it sucks, 1129 01:29:37,360 --> 01:29:40,160 Speaker 1: it does it sucks. I know they may have brought 1130 01:29:40,160 --> 01:29:42,040 Speaker 1: it back. I think they stopped doing it for a 1131 01:29:42,040 --> 01:29:45,640 Speaker 1: while because so many guys would get physically broken during it. 1132 01:29:45,640 --> 01:29:49,080 Speaker 1: We're talking breaking legs, breaking arms. There's dangerous stuff. It's 1133 01:29:49,320 --> 01:29:52,479 Speaker 1: it's tough. I'm sure they've adjusted some things because everything 1134 01:29:52,439 --> 01:29:58,320 Speaker 1: that has to be nice today. But guys are starving. 1135 01:29:59,680 --> 01:30:03,519 Speaker 1: And contrary to what you believe, contrary to what you 1136 01:30:03,560 --> 01:30:05,559 Speaker 1: may or may not have heard when you watch your 1137 01:30:05,600 --> 01:30:10,640 Speaker 1: Captain America movies, everybody who serves in the military is 1138 01:30:10,760 --> 01:30:18,200 Speaker 1: not some nightly saint with some higher moral code. Hungry 1139 01:30:18,240 --> 01:30:23,920 Speaker 1: people do desperate things. And someone stole my food out 1140 01:30:23,920 --> 01:30:27,599 Speaker 1: of my pack when I was asleep was not common. 1141 01:30:27,640 --> 01:30:29,360 Speaker 1: I don't want to act like this took plates all 1142 01:30:29,360 --> 01:30:31,800 Speaker 1: over the place. I'm not indicting the Marine Corps. All 1143 01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:34,880 Speaker 1: it takes is one dirt ball, or even maybe he's 1144 01:30:34,880 --> 01:30:39,479 Speaker 1: not a dirt ball. Somebody desperate mentally breaks decides he's 1145 01:30:39,560 --> 01:30:43,720 Speaker 1: hungry enough, he jacks my food. Well, now I'm in 1146 01:30:43,760 --> 01:30:46,080 Speaker 1: real trouble. Because when you get to a point you're 1147 01:30:46,120 --> 01:30:49,480 Speaker 1: doing something physical like that and you're burning that many calories, 1148 01:30:49,880 --> 01:30:52,720 Speaker 1: your body has to replenish itself. It's hard enough to 1149 01:30:52,760 --> 01:30:55,400 Speaker 1: not have food when you're sitting around. If you're frying 1150 01:30:55,439 --> 01:31:00,559 Speaker 1: calories like that, it's tough, very tough. We get to 1151 01:31:00,600 --> 01:31:04,439 Speaker 1: the end of it, towards the end of it, and 1152 01:31:04,600 --> 01:31:07,919 Speaker 1: we drop our packs at the bottom of this mountain. 1153 01:31:09,160 --> 01:31:12,519 Speaker 1: The mountain. You San Diego Marines will know what I'm 1154 01:31:12,520 --> 01:31:16,880 Speaker 1: talking about. The mountain is actually nicknamed by Marines mount 1155 01:31:16,960 --> 01:31:20,000 Speaker 1: Mother Effort. Only they say it all the way out 1156 01:31:21,400 --> 01:31:24,760 Speaker 1: and they call it this for a reason. This is 1157 01:31:24,840 --> 01:31:28,320 Speaker 1: the end of the Crucible, and this is your last 1158 01:31:28,479 --> 01:31:32,280 Speaker 1: moment that you'll you'll ever in your lifetime if you 1159 01:31:32,400 --> 01:31:33,800 Speaker 1: make it, if you make it up the hill, that 1160 01:31:33,840 --> 01:31:37,439 Speaker 1: you'll ever not be a marine, if you make it 1161 01:31:37,520 --> 01:31:40,200 Speaker 1: to the top of Mountain Mother Effort. It's hilarious. They 1162 01:31:40,240 --> 01:31:42,360 Speaker 1: do this on top of Mountain Mother Effort. They will 1163 01:31:42,439 --> 01:31:45,559 Speaker 1: stand you in formation, you will drop packs, and your 1164 01:31:45,640 --> 01:31:48,960 Speaker 1: drill instructors, who have made your life a living hell 1165 01:31:49,560 --> 01:31:53,200 Speaker 1: for three months, will finally walk around up and down 1166 01:31:53,280 --> 01:31:56,240 Speaker 1: and speak to you personally and hand you an ego, 1167 01:31:56,320 --> 01:31:58,599 Speaker 1: globe and anchor. They will put it in your hand. 1168 01:31:59,120 --> 01:32:03,160 Speaker 1: And at that moment, you're officially a United States Marine 1169 01:32:04,120 --> 01:32:07,200 Speaker 1: and you want to talk about Well, we'll get to 1170 01:32:07,240 --> 01:32:12,120 Speaker 1: that in a second. Now here's the issue. I'm starving. 1171 01:32:12,840 --> 01:32:15,200 Speaker 1: I can hardly put one foot in front of the other. 1172 01:32:15,760 --> 01:32:19,000 Speaker 1: We drop our packs. We're at the bottom of Mount 1173 01:32:19,120 --> 01:32:22,920 Speaker 1: Mother Effort, and I'm looking up at it, and I 1174 01:32:22,920 --> 01:32:26,720 Speaker 1: will tell you I don't think I can make it. 1175 01:32:29,280 --> 01:32:32,320 Speaker 1: I'm looking at it. Three months of work and I 1176 01:32:32,400 --> 01:32:34,120 Speaker 1: do not think I can make it. And where we 1177 01:32:34,240 --> 01:32:36,880 Speaker 1: dropped packs was off to the side of the road. 1178 01:32:36,920 --> 01:32:38,920 Speaker 1: You know, there's a road, a dirt road going through it. 1179 01:32:39,160 --> 01:32:40,760 Speaker 1: You go off the side of the road through the 1180 01:32:40,760 --> 01:32:43,000 Speaker 1: little ditch, you drop your pack down, You sit down, 1181 01:32:43,320 --> 01:32:49,400 Speaker 1: get some water. I'm sitting there, I'm looking up and 1182 01:32:49,840 --> 01:32:52,880 Speaker 1: it's not one of those things. I'm tired. I have 1183 01:32:53,120 --> 01:32:56,880 Speaker 1: nothing left. My legs are jelly, I have no calories 1184 01:32:56,920 --> 01:33:01,320 Speaker 1: in my body. I just don't have anything left sitting 1185 01:33:01,400 --> 01:33:06,760 Speaker 1: here on my pack, dejected because I feel like I'm 1186 01:33:06,800 --> 01:33:08,719 Speaker 1: about to fail. And I'm telling you I was about 1187 01:33:08,760 --> 01:33:13,679 Speaker 1: to fail. I look down, just because my head's hanging down, 1188 01:33:13,680 --> 01:33:18,080 Speaker 1: id't wasn't looking for anything, and smack dab in between 1189 01:33:18,200 --> 01:33:21,479 Speaker 1: my boots. As I look down between my knees, I 1190 01:33:21,560 --> 01:33:25,879 Speaker 1: see this faded little corner of a piece of foil, 1191 01:33:27,439 --> 01:33:30,040 Speaker 1: and I think, what in the world. And I reach 1192 01:33:30,160 --> 01:33:33,120 Speaker 1: down and I grab it and I pull on it, 1193 01:33:33,160 --> 01:33:36,719 Speaker 1: and there's clearly something more to it. And I pull 1194 01:33:36,840 --> 01:33:40,760 Speaker 1: a pull and pull, and what I pull out is 1195 01:33:42,240 --> 01:33:46,479 Speaker 1: in our mries. Oftentimes they give you a pack of 1196 01:33:46,600 --> 01:33:50,360 Speaker 1: apple cider. You pour it in your canteen, and it 1197 01:33:50,439 --> 01:33:54,799 Speaker 1: makes your water apple cider. It's just apple flavored sugar, 1198 01:33:55,000 --> 01:33:59,280 Speaker 1: is all. It is, extremely apple flavored sugar. This thing 1199 01:34:00,080 --> 01:34:02,639 Speaker 1: had been in the sand so long. Normally this pack 1200 01:34:02,760 --> 01:34:05,760 Speaker 1: is white. This thing had been in the sand so 1201 01:34:05,800 --> 01:34:09,760 Speaker 1: long the white had almost completely faded off of it, 1202 01:34:09,800 --> 01:34:13,200 Speaker 1: and it was just really a pack of foil, but 1203 01:34:13,320 --> 01:34:21,680 Speaker 1: it was still sealed. I ripped that thing open and 1204 01:34:21,720 --> 01:34:25,640 Speaker 1: poured the whole contents of all that sugar and calories 1205 01:34:25,640 --> 01:34:28,400 Speaker 1: into my body and washed it down with a canteen. 1206 01:34:29,520 --> 01:34:33,599 Speaker 1: You've never felt physical euphoria like that in your life 1207 01:34:33,600 --> 01:34:37,920 Speaker 1: than when you're starving body. It's a gigantic shot in 1208 01:34:37,960 --> 01:34:45,080 Speaker 1: the arm of sugar and energy. It I'm telling you 1209 01:34:45,200 --> 01:34:48,519 Speaker 1: right now, that was from God. I'm telling you it 1210 01:34:48,600 --> 01:34:51,880 Speaker 1: was the likelihood of dropping your pack at that spot 1211 01:34:51,880 --> 01:34:56,000 Speaker 1: in the road, starving to death, looking down and finding 1212 01:34:56,040 --> 01:35:01,000 Speaker 1: an ancient, faded out, still sealed pack of apple cider. 1213 01:35:01,320 --> 01:35:04,639 Speaker 1: I will never forget the moment as long as I live. 1214 01:35:05,760 --> 01:35:08,479 Speaker 1: Down it body felt like it was a lot. And 1215 01:35:08,520 --> 01:35:11,400 Speaker 1: when you go from that to pouring that into your 1216 01:35:11,400 --> 01:35:16,200 Speaker 1: body all at once, I honestly one could have run 1217 01:35:16,360 --> 01:35:20,200 Speaker 1: up that hill through the packs back on and I 1218 01:35:20,280 --> 01:35:23,800 Speaker 1: took one step and I knew I'm gonna make it. 1219 01:35:25,080 --> 01:35:28,799 Speaker 1: I'm gonna make it. And when you have that moment 1220 01:35:28,800 --> 01:35:31,280 Speaker 1: and they take that black eagle globe and anchor, it's 1221 01:35:31,280 --> 01:35:34,559 Speaker 1: the symbol of the Marines, and your drill instructor who 1222 01:35:34,640 --> 01:35:37,519 Speaker 1: has hated your guts puts it in your hand and 1223 01:35:37,600 --> 01:35:42,840 Speaker 1: tells you well done, well done. That's not a moment 1224 01:35:42,880 --> 01:36:18,160 Speaker 1: you forget what the Jesse Kelly show. You're never completely 1225 01:36:18,160 --> 01:36:22,120 Speaker 1: ready to adopt a teen for Late Night's Writing English 1226 01:36:22,120 --> 01:36:26,800 Speaker 1: papers are your teen's music taste for dinners where they 1227 01:36:26,840 --> 01:36:29,080 Speaker 1: talk more on their phone than with you. For the 1228 01:36:29,160 --> 01:36:34,040 Speaker 1: first time they call your mom. You're never completely ready 1229 01:36:34,080 --> 01:36:37,439 Speaker 1: to adopt a teen, and you can't imagine the reward. 1230 01:36:37,920 --> 01:36:41,000 Speaker 1: To learn more about adopting a team, visit adopt us 1231 01:36:41,080 --> 01:36:43,519 Speaker 1: Kids dot org, brought to you by the US Department 1232 01:36:43,560 --> 01:36:46,280 Speaker 1: of Health and Human Services, adopt Us Kids and the 1233 01:36:46,360 --> 01:36:50,120 Speaker 1: AD Council. Part time job, full time hustle, all time, 1234 01:36:50,160 --> 01:36:54,200 Speaker 1: Siro to all of us, you nurture, we listen, you teach, 1235 01:36:54,520 --> 01:36:57,760 Speaker 1: we thrive, You lift us spirits. But we've gotta laid 1236 01:36:57,800 --> 01:37:01,120 Speaker 1: down the truth. It's time for you, Shiro, to stretch 1237 01:37:01,160 --> 01:37:04,920 Speaker 1: for the stars. Start saving more for retirement now so 1238 01:37:05,040 --> 01:37:08,040 Speaker 1: you can feel prepared and live your life to the fullest. 1239 01:37:08,320 --> 01:37:11,000 Speaker 1: Get free tips to help boost your retirement savings now 1240 01:37:11,120 --> 01:37:14,800 Speaker 1: at Asia retirement dot org. Slash Shiro. A message brought 1241 01:37:14,840 --> 01:37:41,160 Speaker 1: to you by AARP and the AD Council. I'm not 1242 01:37:41,200 --> 01:37:44,320 Speaker 1: paying that twenty nine hundred dollars, Chris. I don't care 1243 01:37:44,360 --> 01:37:50,240 Speaker 1: what you say. I saw this one and I have 1244 01:37:50,320 --> 01:37:53,720 Speaker 1: to tell you it may be like, Oh, by the way, 1245 01:37:53,760 --> 01:37:59,200 Speaker 1: I've seen the Oklahoma decision from the Supreme Court. I'm 1246 01:37:59,240 --> 01:38:03,040 Speaker 1: going to get an expert on it on here tomorrow 1247 01:38:03,120 --> 01:38:07,160 Speaker 1: if I can. The problem is, and you guys will 1248 01:38:07,200 --> 01:38:12,000 Speaker 1: love this, The problem is, we had an excellent expert. 1249 01:38:12,000 --> 01:38:14,120 Speaker 1: I'm not going to name him. You'll never figure it out. 1250 01:38:15,280 --> 01:38:18,679 Speaker 1: Maybe the hardcore, hardcore fans of the show will figure 1251 01:38:18,680 --> 01:38:21,639 Speaker 1: it out. But we had an expert on the show 1252 01:38:21,680 --> 01:38:26,680 Speaker 1: a few times, a friend of mine, and he's an 1253 01:38:26,680 --> 01:38:30,760 Speaker 1: expert on the law and Supreme Court, and he understands 1254 01:38:30,800 --> 01:38:35,559 Speaker 1: all those fancy, stupid lawyer words, and he would come 1255 01:38:35,560 --> 01:38:38,360 Speaker 1: on and break down things for us. Why this means this, 1256 01:38:38,479 --> 01:38:40,479 Speaker 1: Why this means that? What does this decision mean? What 1257 01:38:40,520 --> 01:38:43,040 Speaker 1: does that mean? Because you know, normal people don't know 1258 01:38:43,080 --> 01:38:45,680 Speaker 1: what the writ of habeas corpus the what are you 1259 01:38:45,760 --> 01:38:51,200 Speaker 1: talking about? Speak English? But he got all that And 1260 01:38:52,360 --> 01:38:54,479 Speaker 1: I love this. This is so salty. I love it. 1261 01:38:54,880 --> 01:38:56,759 Speaker 1: Every now and then you can be a little salty. 1262 01:38:58,600 --> 01:39:04,120 Speaker 1: The guy gets told by his bosses he works for 1263 01:39:04,200 --> 01:39:09,840 Speaker 1: a very very center, squishy Republican I don't know how 1264 01:39:09,840 --> 01:39:14,120 Speaker 1: you want to put it, nonprofit in DC. I'm a 1265 01:39:14,160 --> 01:39:19,240 Speaker 1: little bit harsh for them, Chris, maybe a little too direct, 1266 01:39:19,560 --> 01:39:23,240 Speaker 1: too offensive. I believe the word was said he gets 1267 01:39:23,320 --> 01:39:28,280 Speaker 1: told not to come on my show anymore. He's not 1268 01:39:28,320 --> 01:39:30,880 Speaker 1: allowed to come on my show anymore. And this is 1269 01:39:30,920 --> 01:39:35,920 Speaker 1: the best part. I hadn't told him yet. This was 1270 01:39:36,000 --> 01:39:43,000 Speaker 1: like two weeks before the show got nationally syndicated. So 1271 01:39:43,200 --> 01:39:47,479 Speaker 1: now he's sitting there. Now he's sitting there, could get 1272 01:39:47,720 --> 01:39:53,439 Speaker 1: awesome publicity for himself and his organization, and I'll never 1273 01:39:53,479 --> 01:39:55,760 Speaker 1: allow him back on the show or anyone else with 1274 01:39:55,800 --> 01:40:00,240 Speaker 1: that organization ever. Nobody associated with that organization is ever 1275 01:40:00,280 --> 01:40:06,280 Speaker 1: allowed to come back on my show. It's great, it's great. 1276 01:40:07,280 --> 01:40:09,320 Speaker 1: I think it's awesome. Oh, Chris, did I tell you? 1277 01:40:10,080 --> 01:40:14,120 Speaker 1: I forgot to tell you I'm a hat guy? Now? 1278 01:40:15,640 --> 01:40:20,400 Speaker 1: Did you not hear? Here's what's happening, Chris the sun roof? 1279 01:40:20,400 --> 01:40:23,240 Speaker 1: You know, maybe maybe one of these blessings from God. 1280 01:40:23,280 --> 01:40:25,000 Speaker 1: I told you about the straw hat I have to 1281 01:40:25,000 --> 01:40:28,360 Speaker 1: wear in the hat and the truck and whatnot. Let's 1282 01:40:28,400 --> 01:40:34,800 Speaker 1: just be honest. I've always promised you honesty. I understand 1283 01:40:34,920 --> 01:40:37,960 Speaker 1: I'm a dirt ball, soulless monster. I get all that 1284 01:40:38,240 --> 01:40:42,559 Speaker 1: totally true. All that's fair, But I'm pretty direct, pretty honest. 1285 01:40:44,280 --> 01:40:49,600 Speaker 1: Here's the honest truth. I don't think I'm gonna have 1286 01:40:49,600 --> 01:40:56,519 Speaker 1: hair very much longer. I'm thirty eight Runs in the family. 1287 01:40:57,240 --> 01:40:59,760 Speaker 1: I'm almost shoot, I'm almost thirty nine, Chris, I'm gonna 1288 01:40:59,760 --> 01:41:03,200 Speaker 1: be thirty nine and eleven days. I'm not expecting anything 1289 01:41:03,280 --> 01:41:05,240 Speaker 1: nice from you, the way you spend money. Even still, 1290 01:41:05,640 --> 01:41:09,679 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be thirty nine and eleven days. The hair, 1291 01:41:12,240 --> 01:41:22,599 Speaker 1: it's thinning. It's thinning. The hairline, it's going backwards, heading 1292 01:41:22,640 --> 01:41:25,599 Speaker 1: back towards my ears. Got the little widow's peak. Now 1293 01:41:26,479 --> 01:41:30,640 Speaker 1: what I'm in right now, hair stage wise, I'm in 1294 01:41:30,680 --> 01:41:34,240 Speaker 1: the final stage of having here where it's just receded 1295 01:41:34,400 --> 01:41:37,559 Speaker 1: enough it can still kind of look okay, and it's 1296 01:41:37,640 --> 01:41:40,719 Speaker 1: just thinned enough that if you don't look too closely, 1297 01:41:40,800 --> 01:41:45,960 Speaker 1: you can't really tell. But understand, this is the final stage. 1298 01:41:46,240 --> 01:41:50,160 Speaker 1: The next stage, either it's receded too much or it's 1299 01:41:50,280 --> 01:41:53,080 Speaker 1: thinned too much, and you're really just gonna have to 1300 01:41:53,080 --> 01:41:56,799 Speaker 1: buzz it down. I don't think I'll go straight smooth bald, 1301 01:41:58,000 --> 01:42:00,439 Speaker 1: but I'm definitely gonna buzz it down super sure. Don't 1302 01:42:00,479 --> 01:42:03,080 Speaker 1: do that thing when you're going bald, where you grow 1303 01:42:03,120 --> 01:42:07,400 Speaker 1: it out. Everybody can tell the thinner the more you're balding, 1304 01:42:07,439 --> 01:42:10,120 Speaker 1: the shorter. Your hair has to be. It's just a fact. 1305 01:42:10,200 --> 01:42:17,479 Speaker 1: What Chris No, I don't think I can do that. 1306 01:42:17,720 --> 01:42:20,559 Speaker 1: Chris wants me to straight razor smooth it one. That's 1307 01:42:20,560 --> 01:42:23,479 Speaker 1: way too much work. I'm not doing that too. I'm 1308 01:42:23,479 --> 01:42:25,680 Speaker 1: just gonna just there, take some clippers and buzz it down. 1309 01:42:25,760 --> 01:42:29,200 Speaker 1: That's all so. And let me let me be clear 1310 01:42:29,240 --> 01:42:33,760 Speaker 1: about this. I'm not self conscious about it. It is 1311 01:42:33,800 --> 01:42:37,280 Speaker 1: what it is. I don't care my beard's going Greg 1312 01:42:37,320 --> 01:42:41,000 Speaker 1: don't care about that either, Buddy, I'm married. My beard's 1313 01:42:41,040 --> 01:42:44,040 Speaker 1: going gray. Leave me. You can judge all you want. 1314 01:42:44,040 --> 01:42:45,760 Speaker 1: Wait till you get a wife. You're gonna go gray. 1315 01:42:46,560 --> 01:42:51,680 Speaker 1: Talk about aging, smoking a pack of Marboro Rids. What 1316 01:42:52,439 --> 01:42:58,280 Speaker 1: can make jokes on the show anyway. So I've decided. 1317 01:42:58,320 --> 01:43:02,720 Speaker 1: When I'm wearing my Panama Jet straw hat in my 1318 01:43:02,840 --> 01:43:10,840 Speaker 1: truck with the broken sunroof, I've decided this. I'm a 1319 01:43:10,840 --> 01:43:15,559 Speaker 1: hat guy. Now. I love a great hat. I love 1320 01:43:15,600 --> 01:43:19,919 Speaker 1: all kinds of hats. I really really love fairly stupid 1321 01:43:19,960 --> 01:43:22,320 Speaker 1: looking hats that make the wife just horrified to be 1322 01:43:22,360 --> 01:43:27,600 Speaker 1: seen with me. I think it's hilarious. I think I 1323 01:43:27,760 --> 01:43:30,800 Speaker 1: look really good in them. I think I'm gonna go 1324 01:43:31,000 --> 01:43:32,960 Speaker 1: and I mean all kinds of hats. I've got a 1325 01:43:32,960 --> 01:43:35,200 Speaker 1: couple of cowboy hats, but I'm gonna go cowboy hat. 1326 01:43:35,479 --> 01:43:39,080 Speaker 1: I have this sweet looking Indiana Jones hat. It's awesome 1327 01:43:39,120 --> 01:43:40,720 Speaker 1: and even as a feather in it. I got it 1328 01:43:40,720 --> 01:43:43,840 Speaker 1: at a gas station, so you know it's nice. I 1329 01:43:43,960 --> 01:43:47,519 Speaker 1: have a straw hat. I'm gonna have trucker hats. I 1330 01:43:47,680 --> 01:43:50,160 Speaker 1: have this awesome, it almost looks like some kind of 1331 01:43:50,240 --> 01:43:54,920 Speaker 1: Viking thing fur hat that I bought. It's obviously fake 1332 01:43:55,000 --> 01:43:57,720 Speaker 1: fur because it costs like twelve dollars. But we were 1333 01:43:57,760 --> 01:44:00,920 Speaker 1: on this group tour when I took the family Europe. 1334 01:44:00,920 --> 01:44:02,240 Speaker 1: You know I told you about the one trip we've 1335 01:44:02,240 --> 01:44:04,840 Speaker 1: ever taken to Europe. We're going about ten years when 1336 01:44:04,840 --> 01:44:07,080 Speaker 1: we can finish paying off the lacks one the last one. 1337 01:44:07,120 --> 01:44:08,800 Speaker 1: But still we went to Europe. We go on this 1338 01:44:08,800 --> 01:44:12,320 Speaker 1: group tour. And during this group tour, the rain came 1339 01:44:12,360 --> 01:44:14,680 Speaker 1: down and it got really cold. Why I decided I 1340 01:44:14,720 --> 01:44:16,639 Speaker 1: need a little something to help keep me warm. I'm 1341 01:44:16,720 --> 01:44:19,880 Speaker 1: duck in this hat shop and I get this gigantic 1342 01:44:20,160 --> 01:44:23,120 Speaker 1: It's on my Instagram page. I think at Jesse Kelly DC. 1343 01:44:23,560 --> 01:44:26,840 Speaker 1: I get this gigantic fur hat with like the fur 1344 01:44:26,960 --> 01:44:30,519 Speaker 1: ear coverings, and then long like fur things that hang 1345 01:44:30,600 --> 01:44:33,479 Speaker 1: down on my chest. And I walk out of the 1346 01:44:33,520 --> 01:44:36,400 Speaker 1: shop with the hat on, and the whole groups sitting there, 1347 01:44:36,400 --> 01:44:38,759 Speaker 1: and the whole group starts laughing, except for the wife. 1348 01:44:38,880 --> 01:44:49,599 Speaker 1: She's walking the opposite direction. It's so fun. It's so fun. Anyway, 1349 01:44:49,640 --> 01:44:53,679 Speaker 1: back to my story. I think I'm a hat man, Chris. 1350 01:44:54,800 --> 01:44:57,040 Speaker 1: There's nothing in the world wrong with being a hat man. 1351 01:44:59,120 --> 01:45:02,160 Speaker 1: I think I'm built for it. Here's my main question. 1352 01:45:03,800 --> 01:45:07,080 Speaker 1: Am I too tall to be a hat man? I'm 1353 01:45:07,200 --> 01:45:11,840 Speaker 1: so big? Well, when you're six eight, there's a look. 1354 01:45:11,880 --> 01:45:20,799 Speaker 1: I already stick out anyway, I stick out a lot? What? Okay? 1355 01:45:20,800 --> 01:45:25,120 Speaker 1: For one? Yes, I realized Lincoln had a hat. It 1356 01:45:25,320 --> 01:45:28,000 Speaker 1: was a top hat, which is kind of sweet. Might 1357 01:45:28,040 --> 01:45:31,479 Speaker 1: want to get one of those. And you say he's enormous. 1358 01:45:31,560 --> 01:45:33,479 Speaker 1: I realized Lincoln was tall, but I think he was 1359 01:45:33,520 --> 01:45:36,000 Speaker 1: like six four. Do you understand I have Lincoln by 1360 01:45:36,040 --> 01:45:41,040 Speaker 1: at least four inches? That's tall? Quick, Chris, grow up? 1361 01:45:41,520 --> 01:45:46,320 Speaker 1: Quit What is wrong with you? We are it is time. 1362 01:45:46,920 --> 01:45:50,160 Speaker 1: We are national. Now we must raise the maturity level 1363 01:45:50,200 --> 01:45:55,120 Speaker 1: on this show to a higher level. You've been laughing 1364 01:45:55,160 --> 01:46:01,280 Speaker 1: all day about Jesline. Maxwell, I think that's immature. We're 1365 01:46:01,320 --> 01:46:03,920 Speaker 1: done saying Jizley's name on this show because you can't 1366 01:46:03,920 --> 01:46:07,200 Speaker 1: handle it. Oh shoot, I forgot to play that bit 1367 01:46:07,240 --> 01:46:09,160 Speaker 1: of the news guy. Shoot, we don't have time now, 1368 01:46:09,160 --> 01:46:12,600 Speaker 1: we're up against the break. But remember this denial of 1369 01:46:12,720 --> 01:46:17,520 Speaker 1: reality thing. It really is an infection in this society. 1370 01:46:18,720 --> 01:46:23,599 Speaker 1: It has become an infection while we can't have open 1371 01:46:23,720 --> 01:46:30,240 Speaker 1: conversations about anything. So anyway, yeah, hat guy, I think 1372 01:46:30,280 --> 01:46:32,800 Speaker 1: I'm even go beer had on the weekends. Chris, what's 1373 01:46:32,840 --> 01:46:36,160 Speaker 1: wrong with that? Just have a couple, but heavies in there. 1374 01:46:39,040 --> 01:47:07,400 Speaker 1: Hang on. Raycon earbuds have a really nice feature. I've 1375 01:47:07,439 --> 01:47:10,760 Speaker 1: really been enjoying it, the fact that they sync up 1376 01:47:10,800 --> 01:47:14,160 Speaker 1: with my Bluetooth so easy. I have to be honest, 1377 01:47:14,360 --> 01:47:18,360 Speaker 1: I'm getting older. I don't understand all this technology today, 1378 01:47:18,680 --> 01:47:20,880 Speaker 1: and so much of the time I get these new 1379 01:47:20,920 --> 01:47:24,160 Speaker 1: pieces of electronics or someone will show me something and 1380 01:47:24,240 --> 01:47:27,240 Speaker 1: I can't figure out how to work it. This thing 1381 01:47:27,400 --> 01:47:30,519 Speaker 1: hooked up to my phone in about half a second. 1382 01:47:31,640 --> 01:47:35,200 Speaker 1: Go get these Raycon earbuds. They're about half the price 1383 01:47:35,520 --> 01:47:39,800 Speaker 1: of the other expensive earbuds out there. They're comfortable, and 1384 01:47:39,840 --> 01:47:43,479 Speaker 1: I cannot stress that enough they are comfortable. The base 1385 01:47:43,600 --> 01:47:49,000 Speaker 1: really pops in them. Raycon, they've really changed the earbud game. 1386 01:47:49,640 --> 01:47:54,080 Speaker 1: Go to buy Raycon dot com slash jesse. That's by 1387 01:47:54,360 --> 01:47:58,839 Speaker 1: Raycon dot com slash jesse. That gets you fifteen percent 1388 01:47:58,960 --> 01:48:01,960 Speaker 1: off the already great price. Go get your rake on 1389 01:48:02,080 --> 01:48:26,559 Speaker 1: of your buds. A denial of reality, an insistence, a 1390 01:48:26,720 --> 01:48:35,559 Speaker 1: requirement society wide to deny reality. Oh no, no, we 1391 01:48:35,600 --> 01:48:39,559 Speaker 1: don't speak about that. Well, yeah, that's true. We don't 1392 01:48:39,720 --> 01:48:45,360 Speaker 1: don't speak about that. No, we never speak about that. 1393 01:48:47,880 --> 01:48:55,719 Speaker 1: Everybody knows. Everybody knows why crime is rising in these cities, 1394 01:48:56,040 --> 01:49:07,720 Speaker 1: every single person. The cops are quitting. Cops are get 1395 01:49:07,720 --> 01:49:12,559 Speaker 1: this get this headline. NYPD retirement filings surge by four 1396 01:49:13,240 --> 01:49:18,760 Speaker 1: hundred percent, forcing department to limit the applications. They're now 1397 01:49:18,920 --> 01:49:24,719 Speaker 1: stopping people from retiring. No, you can't go yet. Cops 1398 01:49:24,720 --> 01:49:28,879 Speaker 1: are quitting. Cops are retiring. The cops who are staying 1399 01:49:29,040 --> 01:49:39,599 Speaker 1: on are standing down. They are standing down, and as 1400 01:49:39,600 --> 01:49:45,120 Speaker 1: a result, the bad people in bad neighborhoods have a 1401 01:49:45,200 --> 01:49:48,320 Speaker 1: free reign to do whatever they want to do because 1402 01:49:48,320 --> 01:49:53,240 Speaker 1: there's no cop coming to stop them. Everyone knows that's 1403 01:49:53,280 --> 01:49:57,120 Speaker 1: what's happening. In these cities. Everybody, nothing I just said 1404 01:49:57,200 --> 01:50:02,960 Speaker 1: is controversial. Everybody knows that's a act. This is the 1405 01:50:03,040 --> 01:50:08,120 Speaker 1: kind of crap, however you get from TV. The number 1406 01:50:08,120 --> 01:50:14,600 Speaker 1: of homicides are spiking. Look at the data New York, Chicago, Louisville, Philadelphia, 1407 01:50:14,680 --> 01:50:19,280 Speaker 1: New Orleans, Denver, Miami, and the White House says it cares. 1408 01:50:21,240 --> 01:50:24,320 Speaker 1: I didn't receive one question about New York City shootings 1409 01:50:24,360 --> 01:50:26,479 Speaker 1: doubling for the third straight week, and over the last 1410 01:50:26,560 --> 01:50:29,759 Speaker 1: seven days, shooting skyrocket by one hundred forty two percent. 1411 01:50:30,240 --> 01:50:33,080 Speaker 1: Not one question. We need to be focused on securing 1412 01:50:33,080 --> 01:50:38,040 Speaker 1: our streets, making sure no lies or loss. Now they 1413 01:50:38,080 --> 01:50:42,040 Speaker 1: have offered no way to do those things, So why 1414 01:50:42,040 --> 01:50:44,080 Speaker 1: do they care. Well, they care if they can blame 1415 01:50:44,080 --> 01:50:47,960 Speaker 1: it on their opponents. But let's see how as I 1416 01:50:48,000 --> 01:50:50,679 Speaker 1: won't lie to you and the rest of Team Trump 1417 01:50:50,760 --> 01:50:54,559 Speaker 1: feel after we dropped some troph on their roof. The 1418 01:50:54,680 --> 01:50:59,000 Speaker 1: increases started in June. You say, hey, well, let's say 1419 01:50:59,000 --> 01:51:01,559 Speaker 1: it at the same time as the protests, all those 1420 01:51:01,600 --> 01:51:06,040 Speaker 1: calls to defund the police. That's got to be the reason. See, 1421 01:51:06,200 --> 01:51:09,879 Speaker 1: you turn on the cops and the criminals run wild. 1422 01:51:10,600 --> 01:51:13,679 Speaker 1: That's why she wants questions about it to say that, right, 1423 01:51:14,360 --> 01:51:18,400 Speaker 1: But what else started in June? Well, states started lifting 1424 01:51:18,520 --> 01:51:22,479 Speaker 1: stay at home orders, then didn't they? Well, you don't 1425 01:51:22,479 --> 01:51:25,000 Speaker 1: know that that's what it was. Okay, then why in 1426 01:51:25,040 --> 01:51:27,920 Speaker 1: April and May when businesses were closed and we were 1427 01:51:27,960 --> 01:51:33,559 Speaker 1: all forced to stay home? We're homicides down. Also, homicide rates, 1428 01:51:33,560 --> 01:51:37,120 Speaker 1: as you may know, almost always spike in summer. Why 1429 01:51:37,560 --> 01:51:40,200 Speaker 1: kids are out of school, More people are out in 1430 01:51:40,240 --> 01:51:42,720 Speaker 1: general and in contact with each other, so more chance 1431 01:51:42,800 --> 01:51:45,799 Speaker 1: for beefs good and bad. Added to a seasonal increase 1432 01:51:45,800 --> 01:51:48,639 Speaker 1: in drug consumption, and you get more of us at 1433 01:51:48,640 --> 01:51:59,640 Speaker 1: our worst. We're blaming the mass violence, looting, pillaging, on lifting, 1434 01:51:59,680 --> 01:52:07,439 Speaker 1: the coronavirus lockdowns. How hard do you have to stretch 1435 01:52:08,680 --> 01:52:11,640 Speaker 1: to get yourself in the kind of shape you have 1436 01:52:11,720 --> 01:52:17,559 Speaker 1: to be in to twist something around like that? How hard? 1437 01:52:20,120 --> 01:52:31,479 Speaker 1: That is unbelievable, Absolutely unbelievable. And I don't care that 1438 01:52:31,560 --> 01:52:34,080 Speaker 1: we have so many insane people in society. I wish 1439 01:52:34,120 --> 01:52:37,559 Speaker 1: we didn't. I really wish. I wish everyone was normal 1440 01:52:37,600 --> 01:52:40,920 Speaker 1: and insane like you and me, or normal insane, I 1441 01:52:40,920 --> 01:52:44,200 Speaker 1: should say, like you and me. What I care about, 1442 01:52:44,280 --> 01:52:46,800 Speaker 1: and what I'm really really curious about, is how we 1443 01:52:46,920 --> 01:52:49,639 Speaker 1: got to a place where we allowed them to have power. 1444 01:52:50,439 --> 01:52:55,200 Speaker 1: Every society has insane people, always has, always will we 1445 01:52:55,280 --> 01:53:00,000 Speaker 1: give our insane people power. I'm gonna read two headlines 1446 01:53:00,120 --> 01:53:05,000 Speaker 1: for you here. Student activists push universities to defy ice 1447 01:53:05,280 --> 01:53:09,920 Speaker 1: order on international students. And this next one may be 1448 01:53:10,000 --> 01:53:15,760 Speaker 1: my favorite of all time. Wasp mascot may not support 1449 01:53:16,000 --> 01:53:20,800 Speaker 1: diversity and inclusion. This is from campus reform. Emery and 1450 01:53:20,920 --> 01:53:25,080 Speaker 1: Henry College in Virginia announced that, among other changes, the 1451 01:53:25,200 --> 01:53:30,559 Speaker 1: school is contemplating the name of inclusion its mascot may 1452 01:53:30,640 --> 01:53:34,400 Speaker 1: require or in the name of inclusion, its mascot may 1453 01:53:34,479 --> 01:53:39,559 Speaker 1: require an adjustment. In an update on the school's efforts 1454 01:53:39,600 --> 01:53:43,640 Speaker 1: toward diversity, equity, and inclusion, President John Wells notes a 1455 01:53:43,760 --> 01:53:47,799 Speaker 1: number of subjects the school is considering. A major concern 1456 01:53:47,880 --> 01:53:50,160 Speaker 1: for Emery and Henry is that its co founders, Bishop 1457 01:53:50,240 --> 01:53:54,879 Speaker 1: John Emery and Governor Patrick Henry both own slaves. Quote. 1458 01:53:55,160 --> 01:53:59,679 Speaker 1: It stands to make us seem exclusive end quote. Further, 1459 01:54:00,240 --> 01:54:04,880 Speaker 1: well says, there's one building on campus named for a slaveholder. 1460 01:54:05,040 --> 01:54:10,280 Speaker 1: We're changing the mascot from a WASP because of its 1461 01:54:10,360 --> 01:54:15,679 Speaker 1: potential association with the acronym WASP, which means white Anglo 1462 01:54:15,840 --> 01:54:21,840 Speaker 1: Saxon Protestant. Every single person who heard me say that 1463 01:54:22,000 --> 01:54:26,960 Speaker 1: just now rolled their eyes and thought to themselves, that's stupid, 1464 01:54:28,000 --> 01:54:32,400 Speaker 1: that's insane. What are we thinking? And you're right about 1465 01:54:32,440 --> 01:54:34,680 Speaker 1: all these things. But the problem is not that a 1466 01:54:34,720 --> 01:54:40,720 Speaker 1: bunch of idiot college students are activists about something dumb. 1467 01:54:42,000 --> 01:54:45,920 Speaker 1: Idiot college students have been activists about something dumb for 1468 01:54:46,000 --> 01:54:48,360 Speaker 1: as long as there have been college age people in 1469 01:54:48,400 --> 01:54:56,680 Speaker 1: the world. The problem is now they have power. That's 1470 01:54:56,720 --> 01:55:03,120 Speaker 1: the problem. It's not a problem at all in my 1471 01:55:03,320 --> 01:55:07,080 Speaker 1: house that my kids want to eat sour patch kids 1472 01:55:07,120 --> 01:55:11,760 Speaker 1: and chips for dinner. Their kids, of course they want 1473 01:55:11,800 --> 01:55:16,600 Speaker 1: sour patch kids and chips for dinner. The problem would 1474 01:55:16,640 --> 01:55:22,720 Speaker 1: be if I allowed them. That's not a child problem, 1475 01:55:23,960 --> 01:55:29,840 Speaker 1: that's a parent problem. We have a society, and I 1476 01:55:29,960 --> 01:55:35,160 Speaker 1: really genuinely believe this, we have a society of parents 1477 01:55:35,600 --> 01:55:40,880 Speaker 1: too weak to tell their children's no, children no, and 1478 01:55:41,120 --> 01:55:44,440 Speaker 1: children who've grown up in a household where their parents 1479 01:55:44,480 --> 01:55:47,240 Speaker 1: were too weak to tell them no. And now they 1480 01:55:47,440 --> 01:55:52,640 Speaker 1: feel like they're every feel feel, they're every emotion. The 1481 01:55:52,760 --> 01:56:03,400 Speaker 1: world must bend to them. That's the problem. That's the problem. 1482 01:56:03,440 --> 01:56:09,440 Speaker 1: It's unreal how the idiots are controlling the society headline 1483 01:56:09,480 --> 01:56:12,760 Speaker 1: Cleveland Indians to determine the best path forward for the 1484 01:56:12,840 --> 01:56:18,560 Speaker 1: team name. What's wrong with Indians? Are we blotting out 1485 01:56:18,640 --> 01:56:22,880 Speaker 1: every reference in society from Indians so we never think 1486 01:56:22,920 --> 01:56:27,560 Speaker 1: about them again? Is that advancement? And I'll say something else, 1487 01:56:28,360 --> 01:56:33,200 Speaker 1: Whether you're an Indian or not Indian, white, whatever, If 1488 01:56:33,240 --> 01:56:36,640 Speaker 1: the name of a professional baseball team in any way 1489 01:56:36,800 --> 01:56:42,959 Speaker 1: negatively affects your life, you're a loser and you always 1490 01:56:43,040 --> 01:56:46,240 Speaker 1: will be a loser until you learn to toughen up 1491 01:56:46,280 --> 01:56:53,760 Speaker 1: and get thicker skin. But again, how does anybody have 1492 01:56:53,920 --> 01:56:57,280 Speaker 1: the power to get a professional baseball team to change 1493 01:56:57,360 --> 01:57:04,120 Speaker 1: the team name? Ever? When did we as a society 1494 01:57:04,160 --> 01:57:07,880 Speaker 1: decide we have to listen to these miscreants all the time. 1495 01:57:09,400 --> 01:57:14,240 Speaker 1: There's always somebody miserable, there's always a new active activist group. 1496 01:57:14,440 --> 01:57:17,080 Speaker 1: Tell them to shut up. Oh you want us to 1497 01:57:17,160 --> 01:57:22,160 Speaker 1: change the name, go after yourself, that's our response, that's 1498 01:57:22,160 --> 01:57:59,400 Speaker 1: your response? Hang on, is he smarter than everyone who knows? 1499 01:58:00,040 --> 01:58:08,200 Speaker 1: Does he think so? Yeah? That Jesse Kelly shaw ebb 1500 01:58:08,240 --> 01:58:13,160 Speaker 1: sleep has changed my home life and changed my work life. 1501 01:58:13,840 --> 01:58:16,640 Speaker 1: When you get a good night's rest every single night, 1502 01:58:17,120 --> 01:58:21,040 Speaker 1: it's almost as if the fog has cleared. And that 1503 01:58:21,160 --> 01:58:23,280 Speaker 1: really and it's the best way I can describe it. 1504 01:58:23,560 --> 01:58:27,160 Speaker 1: When you're not sleeping, well, everything is so much more 1505 01:58:27,320 --> 01:58:32,680 Speaker 1: difficult thinking problems that arise, they seem so insurmountable. There's 1506 01:58:32,680 --> 01:58:36,760 Speaker 1: this great old proverb from war saying fatigue makes cowards 1507 01:58:36,760 --> 01:58:40,560 Speaker 1: of us. All. You just aren't you. You're definitely not 1508 01:58:40,640 --> 01:58:43,320 Speaker 1: your best you. You're not even you when you're not sleeping. 1509 01:58:43,480 --> 01:58:46,240 Speaker 1: And when you go from that to using an EBB 1510 01:58:46,280 --> 01:58:50,080 Speaker 1: sleep and getting eight hours of sleep every night, it 1511 01:58:50,160 --> 01:58:54,000 Speaker 1: changes you. It changes how you perform at work, changes 1512 01:58:54,040 --> 01:58:55,840 Speaker 1: what kind of spouse you are, what kind of parent 1513 01:58:55,880 --> 01:58:59,040 Speaker 1: you are. You can try at risk free sixty days 1514 01:58:59,040 --> 01:59:02,360 Speaker 1: going to try ebb dot com slash Jesse. That's try 1515 01:59:02,560 --> 01:59:06,640 Speaker 1: ebb dot com slash Jesse used to code Jesse at 1516 01:59:06,680 --> 01:59:24,360 Speaker 1: twenty five bucks off. I have put out the call 1517 01:59:25,280 --> 01:59:28,600 Speaker 1: for a Supreme Court type lawyer type to come on 1518 01:59:28,600 --> 01:59:34,080 Speaker 1: the show tomorrow and explain to us ignorant rubs exactly 1519 01:59:34,080 --> 01:59:36,560 Speaker 1: what's going on. And I had to put in there, Chris, 1520 01:59:37,360 --> 01:59:39,120 Speaker 1: and I hate having to do this, but I did. 1521 01:59:39,360 --> 01:59:43,920 Speaker 1: I had to put in there. Don't talk over everybody's head. 1522 01:59:45,320 --> 01:59:48,040 Speaker 1: I want somebody who's not going to talk over everyone's head. Dude. 1523 01:59:48,120 --> 01:59:51,480 Speaker 1: That drives me absolutely up the wall. I get people 1524 01:59:51,600 --> 01:59:55,200 Speaker 1: explain people when they when they pay compliments to the show, 1525 01:59:55,400 --> 01:59:58,920 Speaker 1: which is all the time. When they pay compliments to 1526 01:59:58,960 --> 02:00:05,280 Speaker 1: the show, people enjoy how we explain things. I'm not 1527 02:00:05,360 --> 02:00:07,880 Speaker 1: trying to do that. I explain things in a way 1528 02:00:07,920 --> 02:00:15,240 Speaker 1: I can understand. And I hate, absolutely hate king college boy. 1529 02:00:15,600 --> 02:00:19,160 Speaker 1: Now you have to understand it's the existential crisis, but 1530 02:00:19,200 --> 02:00:22,320 Speaker 1: the rid of havevieas corpus. Dude, put away the fricketh 1531 02:00:22,360 --> 02:00:25,680 Speaker 1: thesaurus and explain to me in a way I can understand. 1532 02:00:26,040 --> 02:00:28,560 Speaker 1: Explain to me in a way that you want me 1533 02:00:28,600 --> 02:00:32,040 Speaker 1: to understand it, instead of in a way that makes 1534 02:00:32,080 --> 02:00:36,840 Speaker 1: you feel smarter than me. It drives me nuts when 1535 02:00:36,840 --> 02:00:41,080 Speaker 1: people do that. I hate it. I absolutely loathe it. 1536 02:00:42,200 --> 02:00:45,600 Speaker 1: I think it is the most disrespectful thing to other people. 1537 02:00:46,440 --> 02:00:49,800 Speaker 1: And that's the problem with getting lawyers on. You can 1538 02:00:49,840 --> 02:00:53,320 Speaker 1: get a lot of really smart, capable lawyers, but finding 1539 02:00:53,400 --> 02:00:56,720 Speaker 1: one who will speak to you in a way that 1540 02:00:56,800 --> 02:01:02,840 Speaker 1: you can understand is so hard. It's so I hate it. 1541 02:01:04,640 --> 02:01:08,360 Speaker 1: I hate Look. I don't like how people tell history 1542 02:01:08,400 --> 02:01:15,760 Speaker 1: stories either. I don't. I don't like I've told you before, 1543 02:01:15,800 --> 02:01:17,440 Speaker 1: I told you, I told you about in the beginning 1544 02:01:17,480 --> 02:01:21,560 Speaker 1: of the show. It drives me nuts how everything has 1545 02:01:21,600 --> 02:01:24,320 Speaker 1: to be well. I have to understand that this happened here, 1546 02:01:24,320 --> 02:01:27,240 Speaker 1: and this happened here, So these these Muslim invaders were 1547 02:01:27,240 --> 02:01:29,520 Speaker 1: actually I mean, it wasn't really their fault. But guess what, 1548 02:01:30,000 --> 02:01:36,360 Speaker 1: the evil Christians they were dark in an evil, demonic force. Dude, 1549 02:01:36,920 --> 02:01:43,800 Speaker 1: just tell a story. Just tell me what happened. I 1550 02:01:43,920 --> 02:01:46,440 Speaker 1: don't do this good good guys and bad guys. And 1551 02:01:46,520 --> 02:01:51,120 Speaker 1: when people frame facts in that way, it drives me nuts. 1552 02:01:52,000 --> 02:01:55,320 Speaker 1: Is this historical facts or is this your opinion on something? 1553 02:01:55,440 --> 02:01:57,760 Speaker 1: Because it sounds a lot like your opinion on something. 1554 02:01:58,720 --> 02:02:04,800 Speaker 1: It sounds a lot like your opinion on something. Talked 1555 02:02:04,800 --> 02:02:09,320 Speaker 1: about my truck. I don't know what to do, Chris. 1556 02:02:10,760 --> 02:02:14,320 Speaker 1: Maybe I should get a car. I'm a pickup truck man, 1557 02:02:14,360 --> 02:02:19,240 Speaker 1: though I haven't image to uphold the showgun the oracle. 1558 02:02:20,040 --> 02:02:23,520 Speaker 1: Jesse Steele Kelly does not drive a car. Jesse Steele 1559 02:02:23,600 --> 02:02:33,320 Speaker 1: Kelly drives a pickup what but do I use it? Yeah? Yeah, Look, 1560 02:02:33,360 --> 02:02:35,400 Speaker 1: I'm not. Look I'm not. I don't I'm not in 1561 02:02:35,480 --> 02:02:39,040 Speaker 1: construction anymore. I'm not chucking I'm not chucking tools and 1562 02:02:39,080 --> 02:02:42,240 Speaker 1: stuff in the back every single day, but it certainly 1563 02:02:42,280 --> 02:02:44,560 Speaker 1: gets used. I mean it's not it's if nothing ever 1564 02:02:44,640 --> 02:02:46,920 Speaker 1: goes in there. I'm all in crap back and forth. 1565 02:02:47,440 --> 02:03:01,000 Speaker 1: What can I fit in a large car? No? No, no, 1566 02:03:01,560 --> 02:03:03,280 Speaker 1: Like when we just took the kids off to camp, 1567 02:03:03,400 --> 02:03:05,280 Speaker 1: we had to put a couple big foot lockers in 1568 02:03:05,320 --> 02:03:07,400 Speaker 1: the back. I don't think you can fit that in 1569 02:03:07,480 --> 02:03:10,320 Speaker 1: a large car. Maybe maybe you can't. I don't know 1570 02:03:10,360 --> 02:03:12,520 Speaker 1: what to do. I know I'm not paying twenty nine 1571 02:03:12,640 --> 02:03:14,960 Speaker 1: hundred bucks. The wife's losing her mind. What am I? 1572 02:03:15,160 --> 02:03:16,520 Speaker 1: Am I really going to walk in a bank and 1573 02:03:16,560 --> 02:03:18,520 Speaker 1: take out a loan for twenty nine hundred dollars to 1574 02:03:18,560 --> 02:03:21,440 Speaker 1: fix my sunroof? Does that make sense to anybody on 1575 02:03:21,480 --> 02:03:26,560 Speaker 1: the face of the planet, anybody. I can't do that. 1576 02:03:30,280 --> 02:03:33,480 Speaker 1: You say traded in, But I don't want my pride 1577 02:03:33,520 --> 02:03:36,320 Speaker 1: to get in the way either. You say traded in, 1578 02:03:36,920 --> 02:03:38,880 Speaker 1: what am I gonna take on? Even if I traded 1579 02:03:38,920 --> 02:03:44,040 Speaker 1: in and get value, which I won't, I'm gonna take 1580 02:03:44,040 --> 02:03:47,440 Speaker 1: out another twenty thirty thousand dollars loan. Live BIS, don't 1581 02:03:47,480 --> 02:03:52,960 Speaker 1: take out the twenty nine hundred. I don't know. It's 1582 02:03:52,960 --> 02:03:55,680 Speaker 1: a mess, these car repairs. Man, You've heard me talk 1583 02:03:55,720 --> 02:03:58,240 Speaker 1: about it on the radio before. Nothing grinds it. You 1584 02:03:58,280 --> 02:04:04,000 Speaker 1: like car repairs before I forget again. It's an ask 1585 02:04:04,320 --> 02:04:08,560 Speaker 1: Doctor Jesse Friday tomorrow. Email me any and all of 1586 02:04:08,560 --> 02:04:11,520 Speaker 1: your questions. I will answer them on the air, as 1587 02:04:11,560 --> 02:04:14,760 Speaker 1: long as they're not stupid. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show 1588 02:04:14,800 --> 02:04:18,280 Speaker 1: dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. I 1589 02:04:18,280 --> 02:04:21,080 Speaker 1: will not use your name on the air. You never 1590 02:04:21,160 --> 02:04:23,680 Speaker 1: have to worry about that unless you specifically tell me 1591 02:04:24,320 --> 02:04:26,720 Speaker 1: to use your name. I don't do that. I don't 1592 02:04:26,720 --> 02:04:33,760 Speaker 1: do that. But I think we need a lighter day tomorrow, Chris, 1593 02:04:35,080 --> 02:04:39,320 Speaker 1: after the history story, because I have one in mind. 1594 02:04:40,240 --> 02:04:42,600 Speaker 1: Should I not go twisted them all? How twisted do 1595 02:04:42,680 --> 02:04:44,960 Speaker 1: we want to get on a Friday? You know on Friday. 1596 02:04:45,000 --> 02:04:47,200 Speaker 1: The reason I do the ask Doctor Jesse thing is 1597 02:04:47,240 --> 02:04:49,600 Speaker 1: it's been a long week. We want to keep it lighter. 1598 02:04:50,120 --> 02:05:01,280 Speaker 1: But the history story, it's a little crazy. It's definitely 1599 02:05:01,280 --> 02:05:07,280 Speaker 1: a little dark. It's little dark. Maybe too dark, maybe 1600 02:05:07,280 --> 02:05:13,400 Speaker 1: too dark for radio. I don't doubt. Look, Chris just 1601 02:05:13,520 --> 02:05:16,440 Speaker 1: said the audience likes my twisted history it's not my 1602 02:05:16,680 --> 02:05:19,520 Speaker 1: twisted history. I'm just the one that actually tells it 1603 02:05:19,560 --> 02:05:21,560 Speaker 1: to you. I hate when people get on the air 1604 02:05:21,600 --> 02:05:24,040 Speaker 1: and they don't give me the details. Brother, did he 1605 02:05:24,120 --> 02:05:26,600 Speaker 1: pull out his guts with a hot poker or not? 1606 02:05:28,240 --> 02:05:52,440 Speaker 1: Hang on? I was stunned, to put it mildly, when 1607 02:05:52,480 --> 02:05:57,400 Speaker 1: home title lock sent me my home title with my 1608 02:05:57,640 --> 02:06:02,240 Speaker 1: signature and my wife's signal. You're on it one real 1609 02:06:02,360 --> 02:06:04,880 Speaker 1: looking and I asked him, I said, how did you 1610 02:06:04,960 --> 02:06:06,760 Speaker 1: do this? How were you able? How did you even 1611 02:06:06,800 --> 02:06:10,640 Speaker 1: access this information? They laughed and said, it took our 1612 02:06:10,720 --> 02:06:14,200 Speaker 1: guy less than ten minutes to make that happen. And 1613 02:06:14,320 --> 02:06:16,760 Speaker 1: you know what they could do with that information if 1614 02:06:16,760 --> 02:06:19,720 Speaker 1: they wanted, they could take that thing right down to 1615 02:06:19,800 --> 02:06:23,080 Speaker 1: a bank, get a loan out against it that I 1616 02:06:23,240 --> 02:06:28,160 Speaker 1: have to pay back. It took them ten minutes. How 1617 02:06:28,160 --> 02:06:30,160 Speaker 1: long is it going to take the cyber criminal to 1618 02:06:30,240 --> 02:06:34,360 Speaker 1: do that with yours? Who's going to use it? Get 1619 02:06:34,400 --> 02:06:38,120 Speaker 1: to hometitlelock dot com. Register your address now. Make sure 1620 02:06:38,120 --> 02:06:41,640 Speaker 1: you're not already a victim. While you're there, sign up. 1621 02:06:41,680 --> 02:06:43,760 Speaker 1: If you use the co jesse, you get thirty days 1622 02:06:43,800 --> 02:07:10,640 Speaker 1: a protection for free. Thirty days for free. Hometitlelock dot com. 1623 02:07:10,720 --> 02:07:21,240 Speaker 1: We're kicking around a couple additions to Showgun Jesse Kelly's Empire. Chris, 1624 02:07:21,280 --> 02:07:25,200 Speaker 1: I like the showgun, Dude, it works. I've plus it 1625 02:07:25,440 --> 02:07:32,680 Speaker 1: so fitting. I mean, anyway, we are kicking around some 1626 02:07:33,200 --> 02:07:38,680 Speaker 1: additions to it. I've talked about this forever. I think 1627 02:07:40,080 --> 02:07:42,640 Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna open up the YouTube channel again 1628 02:07:42,680 --> 02:07:45,760 Speaker 1: for the Jesse Kelly brief to tell me those were 1629 02:07:45,760 --> 02:07:50,640 Speaker 1: not legendary. Those were legendary. I love them, and people 1630 02:07:50,840 --> 02:07:54,600 Speaker 1: loved those freaking things. Man, we may have to do that. 1631 02:07:55,600 --> 02:07:57,920 Speaker 1: I mean, let's be honest. Who could do it better 1632 02:07:57,960 --> 02:08:07,080 Speaker 1: than me? All Right? Ask doctor Jesse Friday tomorrow. Email 1633 02:08:07,200 --> 02:08:13,640 Speaker 1: me your questions Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. 1634 02:08:13,680 --> 02:08:51,400 Speaker 1: That's all the Jesse Kelly Show. Your holster is way 1635 02:08:51,480 --> 02:08:54,480 Speaker 1: more important than you think it is. It's just way 1636 02:08:54,520 --> 02:08:56,720 Speaker 1: more important than you think it is. What look, and 1637 02:08:56,840 --> 02:09:00,640 Speaker 1: I get that the holster's not the sexe part of 1638 02:09:00,640 --> 02:09:03,400 Speaker 1: carrying firearms. All right. You want to talk about your 1639 02:09:03,400 --> 02:09:05,680 Speaker 1: weapon and your ammunition. You want to talk about your 1640 02:09:05,720 --> 02:09:07,640 Speaker 1: safety training. You want to talk about how you did 1641 02:09:07,720 --> 02:09:09,600 Speaker 1: at the range. I'll look at my groups. I was 1642 02:09:09,640 --> 02:09:11,560 Speaker 1: doing these failure drills today and all that stuff is 1643 02:09:11,600 --> 02:09:14,160 Speaker 1: really important. I mean, really really important. I'm not discounting that, 1644 02:09:14,720 --> 02:09:17,560 Speaker 1: but I've known so many people who do all those things. 1645 02:09:17,600 --> 02:09:21,480 Speaker 1: They take all the necessary steps, and then they carry 1646 02:09:21,840 --> 02:09:24,520 Speaker 1: with a holster they bought from a big box hunting 1647 02:09:24,560 --> 02:09:27,640 Speaker 1: store that was made a thousand at a time. Please 1648 02:09:28,120 --> 02:09:31,160 Speaker 1: don't put your life in one of those holsters. You 1649 02:09:31,200 --> 02:09:35,360 Speaker 1: need to trust Northwest Retention Systems because it's all custom 1650 02:09:35,360 --> 02:09:40,000 Speaker 1: made gear. It's the only thing I carry around NW 1651 02:09:40,360 --> 02:09:44,600 Speaker 1: retention dot com. That's NW retention dot Com used to 1652 02:09:44,720 --> 02:09:47,360 Speaker 1: promo co Jesse gets you ten percent off