Speaker 1: Are you looking for a few lords of leaping this
Speaker 1: Christmas season? Do you say that? If so, you better
Speaker 1: have a lot in the bank. It's the Jewel Show
Speaker 1: because P and C Bank just released this annual report
Speaker 1: on how much it would cost to buy all the
Speaker 1: gifts from the Twelve Days of Christmas. Oh the song
Speaker 1: they've been Yeah, they've been tracking it for over forty years. Whoa,
Speaker 1: and once again it's at an all time high. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you exactly how much everything would cost on that
Speaker 1: list and how much it would set you back if
Speaker 1: you wanted to literally buy everything from the Twelve Days
Speaker 1: of Christmas. Right after this, it's the Jewel Show.
Speaker 2: On the first day.
Speaker 1: Of Christmas, true locate to be Apartrsian a tree.
Speaker 3: On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave
Speaker 3: to me two turtle dug.
Speaker 1: Sweet Day of Christmas to me crippling debt. Whole show
Speaker 1: and Christmas is in full swing and just in time
Speaker 1: for Christmas, P and C Bank has released its annual
Speaker 1: report on how much it would cost to buy all
Speaker 1: the gifts from the Twelve Days of Christmas. They've been
Speaker 1: tracking this for over forty years. Oh wow, And thanks
Speaker 1: to the economy. It's at an all time high. This
Speaker 1: is what your partner's going to use as an excuse
Speaker 1: for not the Twelve Days of Christmas. I will tell
Speaker 1: you exactly how much it would be if you wanted
Speaker 1: to buy all the things from the Twelve Days of
Speaker 1: Christmas right now. If you wanted twelve drummers drumming, which
Speaker 1: would be dope, that would be hick. You just got
Speaker 1: a drumline rolling through it. That's the next level.
Speaker 4: That should be free though. What we're like not expensive.
Speaker 4: People can volunteer their time. That's spreading joy.
Speaker 1: They're supposed to be. I don't care if it's a
Speaker 1: Christmas season. I'm not drumming for free. I'll drum that's
Speaker 1: my volunteers. If you actually wanted to buy twelve drummers rumming,
Speaker 1: it would set you back four thousand dollars. Oh that's
Speaker 1: a lot of money, yes, for something you can't keep
Speaker 1: four grand to hire twelve drummers drumming eleven pipers piping.
Speaker 4: Okay, they're more expensive than the drummers that cheaper would.
Speaker 1: That's a skill.
Speaker 5: Are you?
Speaker 1: Drumming is not a skill scale I'm not hitting on drummers.
Speaker 1: How obnoxious would it be, though, if you hired twelve
Speaker 1: bagpipers to sit around your Christmas tree and just bagpipe
Speaker 1: all season long for the plot? I enjoy that very much.
Speaker 1: Three thousand, seven hundred and fifteen dollars. Okay, it's definitely
Speaker 1: cheaper than the drummers. Oh geez has a lot of money.
Speaker 4: I didn't think of bagpipes when you said pipers. I
Speaker 4: was thinking of like flutes. Oh, biggest back.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. You're probably right, pipers, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just didn't know. It's Well, for thirty seven hundred bucks,
Speaker 1: it's recorders. It's just like a little Zeus ten Lords
Speaker 1: of Leaping. Okay, where are they coming from? Who are
Speaker 1: these lords? And are they gonna be careful in your
Speaker 1: living room? Because like a Nosti ballgir and do we
Speaker 1: get to keep them? Actually expensive? Fifteen thousand and five
Speaker 1: hundred and eighty dollars. What were they doing?
Speaker 4: It's like magic mic but like back in the day sleeping.
Speaker 1: Well, they're dancers. It's kind of cool. I don't know that.
Speaker 1: I so they were just hanging out. The price is
Speaker 1: based on how much it would cost to hire a
Speaker 1: professional ballet dancer. Yeah, exacteen grand if you want a
Speaker 1: ten lords of leaping, which would be dope too. I
Speaker 1: would love to watch that.
Speaker 3: I just wonder how long you get them, Like, could
Speaker 3: you get them for the twelve days? Or is that
Speaker 3: price for like the hour of entertainment?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: That better be more than an hour. You can't see
Speaker 1: the bank just release how much it would cost if
Speaker 1: you bought everything on the twelve days of Christmas? And
Speaker 1: it's expensive. Goodness, nine ladies dancing?
Speaker 7: This is.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's bally dancer kind of dancing. Are we talking
Speaker 1: about Belli dancing is an ancient movement to say twelve?
Speaker 1: Is it twelve? It is nine ladies day nine? So
Speaker 1: nine hundred bucks?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 1: No, nine ladies dancing which cost you eight? Why is
Speaker 1: that less than ten fellas leaping? It's probably the outfits. Yeah, Westrin,
Speaker 1: I'm really bothered by that, and was like, give it
Speaker 1: up for Christy and nine of her friends. They're working
Speaker 1: for you around the Christmas tree. I got your nine
Speaker 1: ladies dancing, but it's gonna set you back into those
Speaker 1: ones that maybe it's Christmas tips highly.
Speaker 4: Encouraged that make it would thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're not supposed to have in a present like that.
Speaker 1: Impressive though, Well it's not a bad side pusle holiday.
Speaker 1: Eight maids of milking milk is a gentleman.
Speaker 2: I got you eight maids of milk in.
Speaker 1: That's actually the cheapest on the list. Can this be
Speaker 1: more wholesome?
Speaker 7: Though?
Speaker 4: They just wound gotten the milk from the farms, the
Speaker 4: little mommas.
Speaker 1: It's only fifty eight bucks, stop it, stop it right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: eight maids of Milking is only fifty eight bucks. I
Speaker 1: would definitely do that. How did you come up with
Speaker 1: this stuff?
Speaker 3: I think they're paying to view the thing that they're
Speaker 3: already doing. Right, you go to a cow very farm, Yeah,
Speaker 3: and they're already going to do it. So you're just
Speaker 3: paying for admission.
Speaker 4: I expecting the milk to be delivered. But that's cooks
Speaker 4: fifty eight bucks.
Speaker 1: They're basically not on if you hired them for minimum wage,
Speaker 1: which I think the maids of Milk you should get
Speaker 1: more than minimum wage. Yeah, because everybody else getting minimum wage.
Speaker 1: It's definitely not my ladies dancing there working hard for
Speaker 1: that money.
Speaker 4: Tried to milk a cow? It is naught easy. You try, yes,
Speaker 4: and you really have to work on it in the
Speaker 4: right faith.
Speaker 1: There's this place called Chelsea Creek.
Speaker 4: You could go and hang out with the animals and
Speaker 4: you could try to milk a cow.
Speaker 1: Everybody, we're going over the twelve days at Christmas and
Speaker 1: how much it would cost if you actually bought all
Speaker 1: the things this year on it. Seven swans a swimming
Speaker 1: very expensive? Well, there are swans. I think they're expensive.
Speaker 1: They's not expensive. Thirteen.
Speaker 4: Oh, you're more than the port maids that milk. Yeah,
Speaker 4: swans are gorgeous though.
Speaker 1: You got the swans and the lord's a leaping that's
Speaker 1: over thirty seven thousand dollars right, what already? That's bragging
Speaker 1: rights for Yeah, this is like life goals.
Speaker 3: You're like, I got you all twelve days Christmas.
Speaker 1: Six piece of laying, nine hundred bucks.
Speaker 4: Being blindfolded, Honey, follow me out to where all of
Speaker 4: the birds are laying.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of birds in this song, really are. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's the five gold rings, which would be twelve hundred
Speaker 1: and forty five dollars. Four calling birds, six hundred three
Speaker 1: French inns. Oh, there are a lot of birds, yeah,
Speaker 1: Dan forty seven bucks turtle doves. Two of those seven
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty bucks. And the partridge that's in the
Speaker 1: pear tree? What is the partridge in a pear tree
Speaker 1: as a bird? I just never knew what it was. Yeah, pairs,
Speaker 1: because it's birds sitting in a tree. I don't know.
Speaker 1: If you have to buy the tree too, Yeah, then
Speaker 1: it gets expensive. But they price that at three hundred
Speaker 1: and seventy bucks.
Speaker 2: That's a tree question.
Speaker 3: It's a partridge in a fair tree, not a partridge
Speaker 3: and a pear tree.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bird that's sitting in the tree. What if you
Speaker 1: just get the picture of the birds sitting in the tree.
Speaker 1: Here's your grammable moment. If you bought all the gifts,
Speaker 1: it would cost you forty nine, two hundred and sixty
Speaker 1: three dollars. But if you bought them over and over again,
Speaker 1: like the song suggests, Yeah, oh, two hundred and nine
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Yeah, well I dare to do that.
Speaker 4: I dare you to do that, and I will receive it.
Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame.
Speaker 9: Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi is this mister Sam?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 10: Yes, this is Sam.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Hi, my name is Trevor.
Speaker 11: Okay, and so we haven't met.
Speaker 12: Yeah, you know, because like you're the president of the
Speaker 12: company and stuff, like I work under Tricia, who is
Speaker 12: handling the big proposal that we have for the client tomorrow.
Speaker 7: Okay, that's fine, So what do you need?
Speaker 12: Well, I was calling to go over some things because
Speaker 12: like I want to make sure we do a good job,
Speaker 12: because Trisha was saying that this is like, helly important,
Speaker 12: and so like she put.
Speaker 10: Me, yeah, that's great, you know, but Tricia can probably
Speaker 10: help you with whatever you need, so you should probably
Speaker 10: be calling her.
Speaker 12: Okay, Well, I'm new to this whole process, and so
Speaker 12: like I never worked like a corporate type job before,
Speaker 12: and so like I didn't know who to call, but
Speaker 12: she told.
Speaker 10: Me to take Trevor.
Speaker 7: Well, thank you.
Speaker 10: I'm actually busy here. So so you need to, you know,
Speaker 10: get in touch with Tricia or somebody else on your
Speaker 10: team that can help you.
Speaker 12: Like I'm sorry to call you on your cell phone,
Speaker 12: you know, because like I looked up in the company
Speaker 12: directory or your phone number, and I just figured I
Speaker 12: would go to the top to run this idea by
Speaker 12: because she told me that I was interesting.
Speaker 10: You don't you don't need to do that. Thank you.
Speaker 10: I appreciate your thought, but no, you can just like
Speaker 10: I said, get in touch with Tricia and she'll be
Speaker 10: able to help you out.
Speaker 2: Can I just run the performance by you?
Speaker 5: Run the performance by me?
Speaker 10: What do you mean?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 12: She told me that I needed to come up with
Speaker 12: like a performance review for the meeting to give the clients.
Speaker 5: But what do you mean a performance review? A performance
Speaker 5: review for who? Well?
Speaker 12: Like, so she said that we need to tell them
Speaker 12: like how we perform.
Speaker 10: You know, I don't understand like what you're asking. If
Speaker 10: you will, if you have a quick question, like, I'd
Speaker 10: be happy to help you. But otherwise you need to
Speaker 10: really get in touch with your.
Speaker 2: Do we have any fog machines?
Speaker 10: No, we don't have a fog machine. I don't understand.
Speaker 12: We said, okay, so my job for this big client
Speaker 12: meeting that we have tomorrow because I know you're gonna
Speaker 12: be there, And she said that I need to come
Speaker 12: up with like things that show our performance. And so
Speaker 12: I created like a really good concept, but I need
Speaker 12: fog machines and some lighting. And I figured, would you
Speaker 12: be willing to sing a little bit?
Speaker 9: Sing?
Speaker 10: Why are you asking me to sing?
Speaker 13: Well?
Speaker 12: Because like you're the president of the company, you know,
Speaker 12: and like I figured you could.
Speaker 10: Play them in the league and not the singer. What
Speaker 10: a singing have to do with this meeting?
Speaker 12: Well, because she said I was in charge of coming
Speaker 12: up with like how we perform?
Speaker 10: So okay, but what do they have to do with singing?
Speaker 10: It sounds like you want to make you have you
Speaker 10: do a simple report, not some freaking jingle.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 12: So I came up with like a whole performance that
Speaker 12: I was wondering if you could dance and stuff.
Speaker 10: No, that's not that kind. Oh my god, that is
Speaker 10: not what she meant by performance. Sorry, I'm really trying.
Speaker 10: I understand your new driver. I appreciate it, but this
Speaker 10: is not a performance. I think Triscia had in mind
Speaker 10: when she spoke to you.
Speaker 12: So it would be like they would be in the
Speaker 12: boardroom ready for the meeting, in the meeting room, and
Speaker 12: then the door would open and then like fog and
Speaker 12: lights would come on, and then you would come in
Speaker 12: and it'd be like, no.
Speaker 5: I'm not necessary two three, four.
Speaker 12: Let us design your new website. We got Tom he
Speaker 12: could do it right. Your company deserves the best, And
Speaker 12: I must confess.
Speaker 13: Are you kidding me right now?
Speaker 10: Is this a game to you?
Speaker 2: Well? No, it's a performance.
Speaker 10: No, it's not a performance.
Speaker 5: I don't know what kind of tempi easy they found.
Speaker 11: You from, but this is a joke.
Speaker 10: Hey, this is the biggest meeting of the year. I
Speaker 10: don't got time for your stupid little games. All right,
Speaker 10: So now hang up the phone.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go speak to Tricia.
Speaker 11: Why am I even talking to.
Speaker 2: You, Well, it's because Tricia wanted me to call you, because.
Speaker 1: This is actually Dubil from the Jubil Show doing a
Speaker 1: phone brank on you.
Speaker 5: You didn't want you to call me.
Speaker 11: I guarantee you that you already told.
Speaker 10: Me you looked my name up in the directory like some.
Speaker 1: No, she she wanted me to do a prank phone
Speaker 1: call on you because you guys have this huge meeting tomorrow,
Speaker 1: and she wanted you to know that it's all taken
Speaker 1: care of. It's Double from the Jebel Show doing a
Speaker 1: phone brank on you.
Speaker 10: I just got it was so insane. I was like,
Speaker 10: where in the heck did they get this moron? Probably
Speaker 10: wake up every.
Speaker 1: Morning with double phone branks. It's time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 4: People saying to think that Jack Harlow just soft launched
Speaker 4: his exit from the rap game. What because over the
Speaker 4: weekend he had an opportunity to perform with the Louisville Orchestra,
Speaker 4: and he flexed his vocal cords doing a cover of
Speaker 4: Elvis Presley's Can't Help Falling in Love?
Speaker 2: Pretty good.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 1: That is pretty good.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a reason Elvis is one of the most
Speaker 1: covered artists on the planet. He wasn't very good either.
Speaker 1: I feel that's a wild thing to say. I wasn't good.
Speaker 1: I was mesmerized by that moment. I really I fell
Speaker 1: into a burning ring of fire. That's Elvis. I know, No,
Speaker 1: it's not. It's Johnny Cash. Okay.
Speaker 3: My point is all of the artists around that time
Speaker 3: all had the same tone. None of them could actually sing,
Speaker 3: but we didn't know that yet because we didn't have
Speaker 3: powerhouses to Michael Jackson's or the Freddie Mercurys yet, right,
Speaker 3: So that's just what it is.
Speaker 1: They're all easy to imitate. Because fuck.
Speaker 4: Jack Carlow decided to sing a little something, a little
Speaker 4: diddy that would work on a lot of people, let
Speaker 4: me tell you.
Speaker 1: And and.
Speaker 4: Well, I think they're more surprised because he went so
Speaker 4: far from the other side and we've seen people like
Speaker 4: Post Malone go from the rap game now into the
Speaker 4: country game, and so there's all this speculation already, that's there.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he'll probably still do both. But that's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Why can't you be a country is easy too?
Speaker 1: Sings and raps, Yeah.
Speaker 3: But country's easy too, Like these rappers are just picking
Speaker 3: easy targets.
Speaker 1: Why are you not an artist?
Speaker 8: Then?
Speaker 1: If it's so easy, why are you not on tour?
Speaker 1: He's busy producing the show. I have a full time job,
Speaker 1: and I'll put an album. Yeah, this country boy, I
Speaker 1: would actually, actually I would like you.
Speaker 4: I would love to see you do that. All right,
Speaker 4: Brad has a challenge. But January first, Brad will.
Speaker 14: Come back in the New Year with an album producing
Speaker 14: Brad's Country New Year Year, I Love it okay.
Speaker 4: And lastly, and other vocal news, Taylor Swift is getting
Speaker 4: an apology from Billboard magazine. They are deeply sorry for
Speaker 4: how they have offended her. But actually this is a really,
Speaker 4: really big mess up. So do you remember Kanye West
Speaker 4: song Famous, Yes, you know how he you know makes
Speaker 4: that line about Taylor like I made that famous And
Speaker 4: then in the music video, there's like a wax figure
Speaker 4: of her in it within bed with no clothes on.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: So Billboard put this video together to celebrate her career
Speaker 4: really and to celebrate her as one of the greatest
Speaker 4: pop stars of the twenty first century, and she's number
Speaker 4: two on their list.
Speaker 1: They included a clip I've been making wax figure tailors switch,
Speaker 1: just reaffirming what Kanye said in the same troll.
Speaker 4: Wow, because that's just so long a major company.
Speaker 1: Like that, how do you? How do you mess that up?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 4: I have no idea. And what they say is that
Speaker 4: they're deeply sorry. In quote, somebody got fire.
Speaker 1: Surveys somewhere in Wyoming on his ranch is like I
Speaker 1: know it even they know.
Speaker 5: Is big.
Speaker 2: But that's what's trending.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2: Only on the.
Speaker 1: Jubile Show, Ben is on the phone today for to
Speaker 1: Catch a Cheater, and Ben actually thinks that his daughter's
Speaker 1: boyfriend might be cheating on her. So in a few
Speaker 1: minutes we're going to see if he is. But first Ben,
Speaker 1: what's going on, man? Why do you think your daughter's
Speaker 1: boyfriend's cheating?
Speaker 5: My daughter, Kelsey's been dating this guy. His name's Matt.
Speaker 5: He's not a bad kid, got two years you know,
Speaker 5: around me, he's pretty pretty respectful. They he comes to
Speaker 5: some of the family gatherings in the last two years,
Speaker 5: so I'm not really seen a whole lot of them.
Speaker 5: But there's just some things that have happened more recently.
Speaker 5: They're just kind of had me going, okay, wait, Kelsey
Speaker 5: and I are pretty close. We've always been close. She's
Speaker 5: she's talked to me just about about everything, even more
Speaker 5: than her mom, and that kind of irritates mom. But
Speaker 5: that's just how it is.
Speaker 15: Yeah, And so just some things lately that I'm not
Speaker 15: gonna know, something's not right, and uh, I think he's cheating.
Speaker 5: I think he's going out on her. If that's the case,
Speaker 5: it's it's not going to be pretty.
Speaker 1: What's he doing specifically that makes you feel like he's
Speaker 1: acting up?
Speaker 15: Yeah, you know, it might be nothing and I just
Speaker 15: might be over reacting.
Speaker 5: Uh, you know, she's she's.
Speaker 6: My little girl, so I you.
Speaker 5: Know, sometimes he just gets real uncomfortable in situations like
Speaker 5: he's got. Sometimes he's just he just takes off. He's
Speaker 5: there and we're a family gathering and I look and
Speaker 5: he's gone I mean's just gone and Kelsey's crying and
Speaker 5: what's wrong and uh, and so you know in public again,
Speaker 5: he treats her, treats her well. But like last week
Speaker 5: when we were talking, she just said something that really
Speaker 5: really really bothered me. I mean she she said that
Speaker 5: all of a sudden, you become a different person. And
Speaker 5: she'd kind of like what she it's pretty cool. She
Speaker 5: just opens up. He's she says, he's just never around anymore.
Speaker 5: He's always always making excuses not to see her or
Speaker 5: even come by right or go to a function or happening.
Speaker 5: And there were a couple of times at Kelsey actually
Speaker 5: just showed up alone, didn't even didn't even come with him.
Speaker 5: So something's up. I just think something is up. And
Speaker 5: this guy is taking something on the side. I don't
Speaker 5: know what he's doing, but he's just not being there
Speaker 5: for her like he was and it just breaks my heart.
Speaker 5: And I'm doing everything I can't kind of hold back
Speaker 5: and say, give me five minutes with this guy high.
Speaker 1: But yeah, think you's cheating too, she does.
Speaker 5: She does that last conversation, you know, just said, honey,
Speaker 5: what do you I wanted to say, you know, let's
Speaker 5: just do sheating this post seating, but you know, just
Speaker 5: what do you think is going on? And she just
Speaker 5: said I think I can't believe it, but I just
Speaker 5: I think he's cheating. I think, she said, was I
Speaker 5: think he's seeing someone else? And then I couldn't get
Speaker 5: much much more out of her. She just broke down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet does she know you're calling us?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, okay, okay, all right, well you told us what
Speaker 1: grocery store he shops at. I guess she told you that,
Speaker 1: right right, So we'll call from there. We'll play a song,
Speaker 1: come back, and then call and pretend to be from
Speaker 1: the grocery store and say that every single month, we
Speaker 1: choose one random Rewards card member who get three flowers
Speaker 1: delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if you
Speaker 1: believe that, and who he sends them to, if he
Speaker 1: sends them to your daughter or to somebody else.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, am I going to be able to talk
Speaker 5: to this dude or what?
Speaker 1: Yes? You are? Definitely, just yeah, like wait a little
Speaker 1: bit until we can see if we can get a
Speaker 1: name out of him, and then you can have ad it.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, play us'll come back and get you
Speaker 1: to catch a cheater next, if you're just joining us
Speaker 1: for Today's to Catch a Cheater, it's a little different
Speaker 1: than other ones. Ben is on the phone, and Ben
Speaker 1: thinks that his daughter's boyfriend named Matt might be cheating
Speaker 1: on his daughter. So in a second, we're gonna call
Speaker 1: him and partidarly from the grocery store that he's a
Speaker 1: rewards card member at and say that every single month,
Speaker 1: we choose one rewards card member who wins flowers delivered
Speaker 1: to anybody that they want from our Florida department. We'll
Speaker 1: see if he sends them to Ben's daughter or to
Speaker 1: somebody else.
Speaker 2: Ben.
Speaker 1: Before we do that, once you refresh everybody's memory on
Speaker 1: your situation and what your daughter's name is.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Yeah, Kelsey is my daughter. She has been seeing
Speaker 5: the sky named Matt skin Kid, and for the most.
Speaker 15: Part, everything's been going pretty good.
Speaker 5: But lately things have changed. It's just kind of shifted.
Speaker 5: I've got a great relationship with Kelsey, my daughter, and
Speaker 5: always has. She talks to me more their mom. Last
Speaker 5: couple of conversations as we've had didn't go well concerning
Speaker 5: this guy Matt. Yeah, he just stops showing up to
Speaker 5: some of the functions, Kelsey has shown up by herself.
Speaker 5: He will be at a function and then all of a
Speaker 5: sudden he just takes off. It doesn't say a word. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and so my last conversation with with my little girl,
Speaker 5: she just kind of broke down and just said she
Speaker 5: thinks he's seen someone else. So I want to know.
Speaker 5: I want to find out and because if he is,
Speaker 5: he and I are gonna we're gonna meet up.
Speaker 1: All right, Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is Corbyn
Speaker 1: calling from I was looking for a Rewards Card member
Speaker 1: named Matt.
Speaker 7: This is Ham.
Speaker 1: Hi, Matt. Please don't hang up. This is not a
Speaker 1: marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations. Here
Speaker 1: this most big winner.
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 11: Okay, what do I win?
Speaker 1: Oh? The flowers?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 11: Okay, what kind of flowers?
Speaker 1: Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member at
Speaker 1: random to call up and say thank you very much
Speaker 1: for your business and thank you for shopping with us.
Speaker 1: You've just won thirty six long sim red roses, a
Speaker 1: box of candy, your chocolate, and a card to be
Speaker 1: delivered to anybody that you want in the fifty United States.
Speaker 1: It's actually a three hundred and sixteen dollars value. Congratulations, okay,
Speaker 1: And I know a lot of people think it sounds
Speaker 1: like a thing you have to pay for, some kind
Speaker 1: of scam.
Speaker 5: It's not.
Speaker 1: You'll get confirmations of everything. It's just our way of
Speaker 1: saying thank you.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 1: I can take down the information even a matter of
Speaker 1: minutes over the phone. I'm prepared to do that right now.
Speaker 6: All right, I'll just like send them to somebody if
Speaker 6: I can do that.
Speaker 1: Okay, perfect. Let me just pull up my form here,
Speaker 1: can I. We'll start with the first last name of
Speaker 1: the person you'd like to send them to.
Speaker 5: First, Okay, it's.
Speaker 1: Kelly, and the do you want anything on a card?
Speaker 16: Just say that was really fun? Are you ready for
Speaker 16: round two?
Speaker 1: Got it? That was fun? Are you ready for round two?
Speaker 1: And that's to Kelly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Matt.
Speaker 1: Now I'll let you know though, that this isn't the
Speaker 1: grocery store. My name is actually Jubel, and I'm calling
Speaker 1: from a radio show called The Jubil Show.
Speaker 4: I'm Nina also here, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 7: What.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. We do a segment on our show. It's
Speaker 1: called to Catch a Cheater and your girlfriend's dad, Ben
Speaker 1: is actually on the phone.
Speaker 5: What Yeah, to listen to me? You know what, give
Speaker 5: me five minutes with you. You know what, you don't
Speaker 5: deserve my daughter you would deserve. No, you just listen.
Speaker 5: You don't deserve her. You know what, she thought you
Speaker 5: were doing this, but you know what I thought, No,
Speaker 5: you wouldn't do that.
Speaker 7: Do you know what?
Speaker 5: She's given everything to you, man, everything everything, even financially.
Speaker 5: We've helped you, dude. We've been there for Kelsey. Kelsey's
Speaker 5: been there for you every time, and you can do
Speaker 5: this to my daughter.
Speaker 7: You know what?
Speaker 5: Where are you right now? Exactly? That's I want to
Speaker 5: know where you are.
Speaker 11: I want to say just a minute, give me a
Speaker 11: minute with You're gonna call me on the radio and
Speaker 11: start talking like you don't even know what's going on, like,
Speaker 11: but listen to you believe that you like I do,
Speaker 11: listen to me, Listen to me. It's not what you
Speaker 11: don't know what's going on?
Speaker 7: It's not I.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 16: I'm just saying, you don't know that she's been like
Speaker 16: hanging with other dudes, like she's always like with some
Speaker 16: other dude, Like I don't you don't even know she
Speaker 16: don't even know what's going on.
Speaker 5: Listen, listen, she's got she's got guy friends. Of course
Speaker 5: she's gonna hang with other dudes.
Speaker 15: She's completely committed.
Speaker 5: To you and has been for two years. Two years
Speaker 5: of her life gone wasted. I don't someone like you.
Speaker 5: I'm saying that they're not die friend.
Speaker 1: Well, Matt, why are you making those types of accusations?
Speaker 1: How do you know that?
Speaker 15: I don't really need to defend myself.
Speaker 16: Just sufficing to say that, I'm sorry, dude, but your
Speaker 16: daughter's kind of a lying.
Speaker 13: Whoa excuse me?
Speaker 7: You?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 6: Really you know what?
Speaker 5: You better hope I don't see you soon, man, because
Speaker 5: you know what, she doesn't deserves you you have You
Speaker 5: don't even have a clue how good she is for you.
Speaker 5: And this is how you treat her, my.
Speaker 11: Treator a great thought that he was dirty, honestly.
Speaker 5: You Okay, that's enough, you know what. That's enough. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's enough. That's enough. I don't want to hear your voice.
Speaker 5: Oh man, you know what I'm done. I'm done. I'm
Speaker 5: done with him, and you know what Kelsey's done with
Speaker 5: you too. Hey, listen, if I ever see you even
Speaker 5: close to my daughter, even anywhere, near her. You're his mine. Really,
Speaker 5: you're his mine. If you think if you think I'm kidding,
Speaker 5: wait and see, man, you just wait and see.
Speaker 7: I'm like.
Speaker 16: Whatever, dude, I'll be around and by the way, you're cooking.
Speaker 5: Really he just hung up.
Speaker 7: He just hung up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: I didn't want to hear his bull voice any morningmore. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know what, Well, how are you gonna tell Kelsey?
Speaker 5: I don't know. I got to figure this out. I'm
Speaker 5: gonna maybe talk with her mom and I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know, man, because she is she was all
Speaker 5: in with this guy. I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 5: what I'm gonna do. I appreciate you help me out
Speaker 5: and making this happen. I wish we were different, but
Speaker 5: I just appreciate you in the station for doing this.
Speaker 1: Man, good luck with everything.
Speaker 4: Man the jubile shows to catch a cheater.
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Speaker 4: What is the name of the grinches dog? And how
Speaker 4: the Grinch is still Christmas?
Speaker 8: I just watched that movie.
Speaker 4: In which country did the tradition of putting up a
Speaker 4: Christmas tree originate?
Speaker 5: Sweeten?
Speaker 4: What is the name of the Jewish holiday that is
Speaker 4: also known as the Festival of Lights? How many candles
Speaker 4: are on a honkah menora?
Speaker 6: Not a clue path?
Speaker 1: What is the traditional Christmas flower.
Speaker 8: Path?
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio, and while
Speaker 1: she's getting settled, ten or with something you would like
Speaker 1: the world to know today.
Speaker 8: I'm a dad of two kids, and I struggle every
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Speaker 10: But I'm still kicking and I'm still doing the best
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Speaker 1: of a struggle it can be to get things out,
Speaker 1: especially if you have two kids. That's a lot of work. Man,
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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and they're both under the age of three, so, oh.
Speaker 1: My goodness, under three? How do you do anything? All right?
Speaker 1: Victoria is back in studio. Yes, I am sorry, Mark.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Victoria in thirty seconds, answer as many
Speaker 1: questions as possible. If you don't know when Jesse pass
Speaker 1: and you have to beat Tanner outright to win Tanner,
Speaker 1: you can tell Victoria win to go. What is the
Speaker 1: name of the Grinch's dog? And how the Grinch's still Christmas?
Speaker 1: Oh uh, this is a cute dog too. Does he
Speaker 1: need to like name it?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 1: It's his name? Oh no, that's not that's that's not right.
Speaker 7: I writing with Toto.
Speaker 4: I don't know pass in which country did the tradition
Speaker 4: of putting up a Christmas tree originate?
Speaker 1: I passed?
Speaker 4: What is the name of the Jewish holiday that's also
Speaker 4: known as the Festival of Lights?
Speaker 7: I'm there?
Speaker 4: How many candles are on a hanika Minora? Ooh at nine?
Speaker 1: Okay, got that in And now producer. BRA's not in
Speaker 1: right now to be the scoreboard. So our scoreboard is
Speaker 1: our social media producer, Gabby. Gabby's got your score.
Speaker 4: All right, Tanner got too correct and Victoria also got
Speaker 4: too correct.
Speaker 1: Non you know what that means?
Speaker 5: You win?
Speaker 1: Congratulations Tanner. Yes, you've won one hundred dollars gift card
Speaker 1: to Macy's. But also now you have to take on
Speaker 1: another contestant to see if you can go all the way.
Speaker 1: You give one thousand dollars Macy's gift card. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, you can start practicing your trash talk so
Speaker 1: you can really throw them off when you start.
Speaker 6: Oh, I'm real good at that.
Speaker 4: Nina's got your answers. Now the Grinches dog and how
Speaker 4: the Grinch still Christmas? Is Max sing it. Germany is
Speaker 4: the country that started putting up Christmas.
Speaker 1: Hanukkah is the name of.
Speaker 4: The Jewish holiday that's also known as the Festival of Lights.
Speaker 4: A menora has nine candles, yeah, and then a point
Speaker 4: seta is the traditional Christmas flower as that one.
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Speaker 1: every single weekday morning, and make sure you tune in
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Speaker 1: Brian is on the phone today for a first date
Speaker 1: follow up and he's getting ghosted by Ella. So in
Speaker 1: a few minutes we'll call her, see if you tell
Speaker 1: us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another
Speaker 1: date the first Ryan, how long has it been since
Speaker 1: you heard from Ella?
Speaker 17: It's been It's just been a few days. But you know,
Speaker 17: it was such an instant connection. I'm really baffled.
Speaker 1: What was your last interaction?
Speaker 17: Like, well, we I mean, initially we were just you know,
Speaker 17: texting over Bumble the dating app, and but we we
Speaker 17: did go out.
Speaker 13: We went on a We went on.
Speaker 17: A first date to a nice restaurant, and I don't
Speaker 17: think it could have gone any better.
Speaker 1: Really, Okay, we'll tell us about the date.
Speaker 17: Yeah, so we went to an Italian place. We were
Speaker 17: both both pasta lovers.
Speaker 13: And we were just laughing, drinking.
Speaker 17: We bonded over the fact that we're both newly divorced
Speaker 17: and still new to the dating world. Everything's changed a lot,
Speaker 17: and she she told me she wanted to start a family,
Speaker 17: and I told her I, actually I'm already a dad,
Speaker 17: and she took up. She was just like in she was.
Speaker 17: She wanted to see pictures of my son and wanted
Speaker 17: to hear stories. It was an incredible conversation. After you know,
Speaker 17: the check came and everything, and she didn't want it
Speaker 17: to or we didn't want it to end, I guess.
Speaker 17: So we went to the bar to you know, to
Speaker 17: have a little coffee and just keep chatting.
Speaker 13: And you know, we both had to get up the.
Speaker 17: Next morning and work, so we made plans to meet
Speaker 17: up again.
Speaker 13: I thought we could go on.
Speaker 17: A bike ride, and she was into that idea and
Speaker 17: said we you know, I'd text her the next day,
Speaker 17: And I mean I thought that second day was going
Speaker 17: to happen for sure.
Speaker 4: So you guys basically made plans for a second date
Speaker 4: and it just never happened.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I haven't. She didn't respond back ever anything.
Speaker 1: All it all happened on the date. Any reason you
Speaker 1: can think of that you're getting ghosted.
Speaker 17: I mean, like the one there's one thing where I'm like,
Speaker 17: I guess I could have this might have been a
Speaker 17: dumb thing to say. We when we switched from our
Speaker 17: you know, our dinner table to the bar, the bartender
Speaker 17: came up to us and he asked if me and
Speaker 17: my wife, you know, wanted what we wanted to drink.
Speaker 17: And I didn't correct him. I said, oh, you know,
Speaker 17: I thought it was kind of cute. I thought, actually,
Speaker 17: my wife and I were just going to have an
Speaker 17: express so.
Speaker 11: It's not okay.
Speaker 5: And she laughed too.
Speaker 17: And you know, I I thought, okay, sweet, like she
Speaker 17: gets my sense of humor and everything. And I went
Speaker 17: to the bathroom. I came back, but she was if
Speaker 17: something happened.
Speaker 5: I don't know, she.
Speaker 17: Maybe had time to think about it, or I offended her,
Speaker 17: you know. When I got back, she seemed kind of
Speaker 17: anxious to leave a little anci and we just, you know,
Speaker 17: hugged goodbye. I kissed her on the cheek, and I
Speaker 17: don't I guess, I guess I put my foot in
Speaker 17: my mouth there.
Speaker 1: Maybe if she laughed about it.
Speaker 4: However, I could see if you're somebody that's freshly divorced
Speaker 4: and not being a wife anymore, and then even to
Speaker 4: be joked, like, even if it's just joking, that's a
Speaker 4: title that you gave up and then to be like, ah,
Speaker 4: my wife maybe just kind of put her in her feels.
Speaker 4: Maybe had nothing to do with you at all. It
Speaker 4: just kind of put her in her feels or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, that's tough. Have you reached out
Speaker 1: to her then? Since?
Speaker 17: Yeah, I mean the next day I texted about, you know,
Speaker 17: the bike ride. I had found some different you know,
Speaker 17: trails we could try out and see what would.
Speaker 6: Work for her.
Speaker 13: And you know, I didn't hear anything back, and I figured,
Speaker 13: you know, I.
Speaker 17: Don't know, if she's busy or whatever, I'd just give
Speaker 17: it a little little space.
Speaker 13: I texted, you know again the next day and yeah,
Speaker 13: just radio.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well we'll see if we can figure it
Speaker 1: out for you. Then we'll play a song, come back
Speaker 1: and then call her in Steef schttellus why she's ghosting you,
Speaker 1: and maybe get to another date.
Speaker 5: Okay, that'd be great. Yeah, all right, well.
Speaker 1: Please don't come back, get your first day follow up next.
Speaker 1: Right in the middle of the first day follow up
Speaker 1: and if you're just joining us, Ryan is on the
Speaker 1: phone and he's getting ghosted by Ella. So we're about
Speaker 1: to call her. Stef chtelus why she's ghosting him and
Speaker 1: maybe get him another date. But before we do that, Ryan,
Speaker 1: why don't you refresh our memory on your date with Ella.
Speaker 17: Yeah. We went out to dinner Italian restaurant. We had
Speaker 17: a great time. She loved the fact that I'm a
Speaker 17: dad and she's she's divorced too, and you know, but
Speaker 17: still wants to have a family. We had coffee at
Speaker 17: the bar after dinner, and I referred to as my
Speaker 17: wife as a joke, and then the vibe changed.
Speaker 1: It was sacrifice tough when something like that happens off somewhere.
Speaker 1: You're on a date and someone calls him your girlfriend,
Speaker 1: because you don't want to be like, yeah, they are,
Speaker 1: but you'll I'll be.
Speaker 18: Like, whoa, no way, don't even think that the other way,
Speaker 18: Like I would never All right, well that would be
Speaker 18: wait you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Please?
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. He Hi, I speak to Ella?
Speaker 1: Please Ella?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 1: My name is Jebel. I'm calling from a radio show
Speaker 1: called the Jubil Show.
Speaker 8: Hi.
Speaker 1: Ella, I'm mean I'm here too.
Speaker 7: Hi.
Speaker 1: How are you?
Speaker 7: I'm okay?
Speaker 1: How are you good? Do you ever listen to the
Speaker 1: show at all.
Speaker 2: Uh, not really?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, maybe do that from time to time to
Speaker 1: be cool. Also, no pressure if you haven't. We do
Speaker 1: a segment on our show it's called the First Date
Speaker 1: follow Up. That's where if you go out on a
Speaker 1: date with somebody and then end up ghosting them, that
Speaker 1: person can email us to get you on the phone
Speaker 1: and ask why you're ghosting them. So, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: we got an email about you.
Speaker 7: You're kidding, No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Do you know who would email us? I have an
Speaker 1: idea you want to take a guess?
Speaker 7: Is it Ryan?
Speaker 1: Yes? It is.
Speaker 2: Ryan.
Speaker 1: Hilarious emailed us. We talked to him. He told us
Speaker 1: about your date. He said he really liked you a lot,
Speaker 1: but he doesn't know why you're ghosting him, and would
Speaker 1: you mind telling us?
Speaker 7: Oh, I feel really awkward about this. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is the same space.
Speaker 7: Okay, Yeah, I mean I thought he was great. We
Speaker 7: had a great time. It was very sparky. I mean,
Speaker 7: I don't know how much he told you, but so
Speaker 7: I'm recently divorced and we were having a great night.
Speaker 7: And I guess what, I'm honest, Like, I got on
Speaker 7: Instagram while he was in the bathroom and I saw
Speaker 7: a picture of my ex with his new girlfriend. Oh,
Speaker 7: and I guess I just got kind of in my
Speaker 7: feels about it, and I feel like maybe my mood
Speaker 7: kind of wrecked the night. It kind of just made
Speaker 7: me realize, like, oh, maybe I'm not as ready as
Speaker 7: I thought I was. I should have handled those very differently,
Speaker 7: but I don't know. I'm kind of new at this
Speaker 7: and thought, run away.
Speaker 4: Your instincts are to run. Yeah, that's hard. That's a
Speaker 4: lot to process all at the same time.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I feel bad. He seems like a nice guy.
Speaker 7: I mean, we really did hit it off.
Speaker 1: So you're ghosting because you saw a picture of your
Speaker 1: X with somebody.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean I'm ghosting because I think I'm like,
Speaker 7: oh god, am I actually ready to be jumping back
Speaker 7: out there? If this silly picture threw me off so hard,
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I mean, whether you're ready or not. I think those
Speaker 4: types of pictures throw anybody off their game. Like, even
Speaker 4: if you were already moved on in another relationship, seeing
Speaker 4: it for the first time, I would imagine it's still
Speaker 4: kind of shocking.
Speaker 1: No, Like, Jibble, don't you feel that way?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: I never care. Oh, okay, I'm glad. Usually Okay, I'm like, good,
Speaker 1: they've moved on.
Speaker 4: Well, I understand and I feel the same way. But
Speaker 4: what I'm saying is, maybe that doesn't mean you're not ready,
Speaker 4: It's just that you needed to rip the band aid off.
Speaker 7: I mean, yeah, maybe. I mean the phone was taken
Speaker 7: by a friend of ours who so like she's meeting
Speaker 7: our old friends. Like, I don't know, he just threw me.
Speaker 15: Okay, he wasn't.
Speaker 7: Fair to Ryan.
Speaker 1: Well you can say that to Ryan if you want to,
Speaker 1: because he's actually on the phone listening and wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you.
Speaker 11: Godmarsing.
Speaker 5: Sure, Hey, Ella, I uh, I don't care.
Speaker 17: I mean, I totally get it that you were you
Speaker 17: were caught off guard, and uh I don't think.
Speaker 13: It ruined the night at all.
Speaker 5: I'm I'm relieved.
Speaker 7: Frankly, I'm sorry that was not the most mature way
Speaker 7: to handle that. I did not mean to make your
Speaker 7: or feel bad. I know you're kind of in the
Speaker 7: same position.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 17: I mean, I totally I understand where you're coming from.
Speaker 17: And you know, I mean, if we if we were
Speaker 17: able to like hang out again like you you'd be
Speaker 17: welcome to you know, talk about this type of stuff
Speaker 17: like we can totally talk it out really.
Speaker 1: Well, Ella, would you like to go out with Ryan
Speaker 1: again on another day?
Speaker 7: We'll pay for it, I mean, yeah, I'd love to.
Speaker 5: Amazing.
Speaker 1: Congratulations, Ry, you got another date?
Speaker 11: Yay, we can.
Speaker 17: Still do the bike ride and then we'll we'll go
Speaker 17: to another restaurant.
Speaker 1: Jule's first day follow up Christmas is in full swing.
Speaker 1: It's the Jubile Show. Santa's starting the second check of
Speaker 1: his list, Elves are complaining about long work hours with
Speaker 1: no brakes, and Rudolph is getting his nose spitch shined
Speaker 1: by one of his many rangers roupies. That also means
Speaker 1: visual though. It's time for you to get a tree
Speaker 1: and decorate that bad boy before it's too late. And
Speaker 1: experts just revealed that how you decorate your tree can
Speaker 1: say a lot about your personality. So what does your
Speaker 1: tree say about you? We'll go over it right after this.
Speaker 1: It's the Jubile Show. What does your Christmas tree say
Speaker 1: about you? I asked, because experts just release a study
Speaker 1: that says you can tell a lot about a person
Speaker 1: just by how they decorate their Christmas tree. I believe
Speaker 1: you show. Really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll go.
Speaker 1: Over it right now. See what your tree says about you.
Speaker 1: If your tree is full of color ornaments with pop
Speaker 1: culture references, it's all about being loud, proud, and fun,
Speaker 1: then you're probably the outgoing socializer. They said, that makes sense.
Speaker 4: You know, like there were those ornaments that were really
Speaker 4: popular when the toilet paper was selling out during the pandemic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we all have them.
Speaker 4: I like how I say we all, but I always
Speaker 4: get to my family and my friends. We sent everybody
Speaker 4: those ornaments. I don't remember what it said now, It's
Speaker 4: like it was like a toilet paper thing and then
Speaker 4: it says the year.
Speaker 1: That's funny.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: They also say this person can be very irresponsible with money.
Speaker 1: For example, they would rather buy the new Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: ornament than pay for their doctor visit. Yes, yes, I
Speaker 1: was asked for a Tailor Swift ornament. Cute. My daughter
Speaker 1: asked me for the Tailor Swift ornament. Taylor Swift ornament. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just good, all kinds of How much is the
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift ornament. It's like way too much. It was
Speaker 1: like fifty bucks or something, sixty bucks for an ornament.
Speaker 1: You were putting a smile on your daughter in the face,
Speaker 1: And I said, absolutely not. She could make it.
Speaker 7: Yea.
Speaker 1: Is it Taylor Swift or like lyrics? It's like from
Speaker 1: her last album? Yeah? Why do I know that because you're.
Speaker 19: Going to her so far? Absolutely not. No, I got
Speaker 19: her a hoodie. Yeah, gez, that's like four times. Yeah,
Speaker 19: that wasn't the point.
Speaker 1: It's a practical thing. I'm not getting an ornament you
Speaker 1: look at for five days a year. Actually, hood have
Speaker 1: released what your Christmas tree says about your personality. If
Speaker 1: you have a tree that's low key, with simple wooden
Speaker 1: ornaments and just a few white lights so that doesn't
Speaker 1: overwhelm the space around it, then you're the minimalist. That's mine. Really,
Speaker 1: why calm, no ornaments? My personality is within me, not
Speaker 1: on my tree. But then why I even put up
Speaker 1: a tree, because true would be so angry. Also says
Speaker 1: that these people are people who are just putting up
Speaker 1: a tree to say they put up a tree, they
Speaker 1: can care less about actually putting up a tree. Is
Speaker 1: a red tree is about one foot high. It's a
Speaker 1: small tree. Fake, it's fake. Why would I cut down
Speaker 1: a tree this year? I want a real tree? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you would you want to cut down a tree. I
Speaker 1: did that last year. I want to do it again
Speaker 1: this year, but it was it was hard work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and also I'm not good at measuring things.
Speaker 7: The tree.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I looked at the tree a high ceiling where
Speaker 1: it was going to go, and I'm like, that looks bad.
Speaker 1: That looks perfect, that looks like the right size. I
Speaker 1: had to cut the tree in half three times.
Speaker 4: He had three trees and wine cut It was like
Speaker 4: a furry foot tree cut down and I had to carry.
Speaker 20: It out of the woods energy yeahs like twelve foot
Speaker 20: yeah okay, and.
Speaker 1: Man I had to drop that thing down to my truck.
Speaker 1: It was hanging off and so about him, like, am
Speaker 1: I a road hazard right now? Those you know trucks
Speaker 1: that carry like logs and things like that. That was
Speaker 1: the orange ribbons tier. I was like, do I need
Speaker 1: to do that? There is only thirteen feet. I don't
Speaker 1: get it. What is that thing about the guy that
Speaker 1: gets the tree that's too bid? A list from experts
Speaker 1: saying what your tree says about your personality. If your
Speaker 1: tree is over the top with ribbons, lots of bright lights,
Speaker 1: and every single inch of it is covered, then you're
Speaker 1: a maximalist. You're very outgoing, and you like to be
Speaker 1: the center of attention in any room that you walk into.
Speaker 4: That feels more like me, even though I'm not as outgoing,
Speaker 4: but I like to be the center.
Speaker 1: Of attention maximalism.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it actually looks really cool, and I'm like purely
Speaker 3: a minimist. The minimalist, I like, I want as few
Speaker 3: things as possible, only functional things. But sometimes like when
Speaker 3: I like, if I go to a house that has
Speaker 3: a tree like that, I'm like, that's pretty cool, that's awesome.
Speaker 4: I just like having a lot of things and a
Speaker 4: lot of color, and then it shines up, like makes
Speaker 4: the whole room look like it's like, oh, welcome.
Speaker 1: It's cute if you do it well. Yeah, people, I
Speaker 1: mean too long in the dollar store? Do you know
Speaker 1: what I mean to donate on that dollar store? It
Speaker 1: comes through with memories. Yeah, you're the person that puts
Speaker 1: up every single ornament your kids have ever made and
Speaker 1: would never get rid of rid of any of those
Speaker 1: cherished memories. And you're the sentimental family person. That's Azz
Speaker 1: also says this person is likely to be a hoarder. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they refuse to get rid of anything and have mounds
Speaker 1: of drawings, paintings, and other random crafts that their kids
Speaker 1: have made in their garage. My parents used to have
Speaker 1: that stuff. Shout out to my mama.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if I had kids, I would keep everything. Why
Speaker 4: I already keep everything and I'm an aunt. Why because
Speaker 4: it's so sweet they took the time to do it.
Speaker 4: I've got school pictures, scribbles, you name it, I got it.
Speaker 4: But it's like, if they draw you one picture this year,
Speaker 4: they're just still going to draw you another picture next year.
Speaker 1: Just keep the next year one. But it's cool to
Speaker 1: see how it evolves. It is actually pretty cool.
Speaker 3: I keep all of my daughter's drawings too, well, the
Speaker 3: ones that are good, and I tell her when they're not.
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, I said, sure, I think that's good.
Speaker 1: You can't tell. I mean like, it depends how you
Speaker 1: say it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: If you're like, this is crap, don't draw me another
Speaker 1: one to get it right? Yeah? No, not the best move,
Speaker 1: but to go yeah, I don't know. Some constructive criticism
Speaker 1: I think is good. It's realistic, right, Not everything you
Speaker 1: do in life is going to be great.
Speaker 3: She has this one abstract drawing you might think as
Speaker 3: a scribble, but it means a mountain of things to her,
Speaker 3: which is to me, is what abstract drawings are like.
Speaker 3: To the artist, it means yea. And honestly, when I
Speaker 3: put it on my wall, it looks amazing and I'm like,
Speaker 3: that's cool. I'm like, I'm gonna, I said, I said, Hey,
Speaker 3: that's the bar all right. Yeah, it's not going on
Speaker 3: the wall unless it's like, you know, it's good. We're
Speaker 3: gonna go through what's keepers, what's not keepers? Right, it's like, okay,
Speaker 3: did you color outside the lines on purpose? Like what
Speaker 3: does that mean to you? Why did you color outside
Speaker 3: the lines?
Speaker 1: And if they don't have a good answer, it's just
Speaker 1: like you're just really bad at color Answerry, Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: not gonna.
Speaker 3: And also I don't like coloring like the like, if
Speaker 3: it's a coloring from a coloring book, well that's not
Speaker 3: enough work.
Speaker 4: If it's really good, Yeah, there's a polution there too. Yeah,
Speaker 4: no color choices.
Speaker 1: It means no, coloring is not a thing. No, you
Speaker 1: don't keep the coloring. No, stop, somebody else is drawing
Speaker 1: you filled in. That's not all worthy.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Why my nephew decided to make the nose pink has
Speaker 4: a great story and it's really cute.
Speaker 1: I agree. What's the story behind it?
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just thought it was like really cool.
Speaker 4: But like in his mind, he's telling a story and
Speaker 4: he's picking these colors. I sit and I watch and
Speaker 4: there's a lot of thought going on there. Well, five
Speaker 4: year old genius. He learned how he learned how to
Speaker 4: play just in five minutes this weekend.
Speaker 1: He's five. Chess is a very easy game to play.
Speaker 1: Did you learn how to win it? That's a genius? Yes,
Speaker 1: he did. Who was he playing in? My dad? Oh?
Speaker 1: I thought it was you. You're gonna tell me grandpa
Speaker 1: and let him win? No, my dad's competitive. We're going
Speaker 1: over what your Christmas tree says about you. They say,
Speaker 1: if you have a Christmas tree that likes to challenge
Speaker 1: the idea of what a Christmas tree should look like
Speaker 1: with an unconventional design, shape and colors, then you're a
Speaker 1: quirk quirky creative type. You're a little all over the place.
Speaker 1: And it says, this is your friend that will run
Speaker 1: inside and grab their keys, and we'll come out with
Speaker 1: five other things, and none of them are their keys.
Speaker 3: Jubilee colored trees like the red ones. Right, we're talking
Speaker 3: about like you buy like the red ones or green ones,
Speaker 3: but not like supposed to be green. Yeah, but like
Speaker 3: blue ones, white ones. You can buy all these.
Speaker 1: Different colored trees. Yeah, first I think so, or you
Speaker 1: just get a ball and you're like, this is my
Speaker 1: idea of a.
Speaker 4: Tree feet it's gonna stick with the ball.
Speaker 1: It's time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 4: So the Great State of New York is trending this
Speaker 4: morning because they have just made cheating legal.
Speaker 1: Wait was it illegal? It was back in nineteen oh seven.
Speaker 4: They created a law that said that it was they
Speaker 4: criminalized getting down with somebody else, and they said it
Speaker 4: was punishable up to three months in jail. But it
Speaker 4: was a misdemeanor. And so finally they're like, you know what,
Speaker 4: we can't really enforce this. All these years later.
Speaker 1: There were actually people in jail because of that. Though,
Speaker 1: I feel like it would be like a task force.
Speaker 1: It goes after only people who cheat.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they just listen to the jew Show and maybe
Speaker 3: to a cheater, and then they just use that information.
Speaker 4: I mean, it kind of already exists. No, because of
Speaker 4: the Jubils Show, we are victorious clapping. She's going to
Speaker 4: show up and put you in cups. I feel like,
Speaker 4: of course. So anyway, that was interesting. I don't remember
Speaker 4: any of you guys on this show scene Ted Lasso, No, no, okay.
Speaker 4: So Todd Lasso is a very popular show on Apple
Speaker 4: TV starring Jason Sedakis. But the reason why it's trending
Speaker 4: right now is because Brett Goldstein, who's one of the
Speaker 4: writers who also played Roy Kent on the show, has
Speaker 4: just confirmed that the show is kind of loosely based
Speaker 4: on the Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 1: What isn't that interesting? It's that soccer.
Speaker 4: It's about soccer, but there are so many references to
Speaker 4: the Wizard of Oz, like Ted's need to always go
Speaker 4: home is like there's no place like home. And then
Speaker 4: he made each one of the characters kind of like
Speaker 4: the main characters in the Wizard, like Ted Lasso is
Speaker 4: supposed to be like Dorothy Wait, Roy Kent was the
Speaker 4: Tin Lion.
Speaker 1: I never watched The.
Speaker 4: Wizard of Oz, but I just watched a summary of
Speaker 4: the Wizard of Oz the.
Speaker 1: Other day so I could watch Wicked of the Tin Lion.
Speaker 4: And I'm very confused, I know, but I also wonder
Speaker 4: if that's why he's talking about it, because Wicked and
Speaker 4: the Wizard of Oz and all of that stuff is
Speaker 4: so popular right now. But he says the show's been
Speaker 4: based on it the whole time, which is pretty fascinating.
Speaker 1: It was the yellow brick road, the soccer field.
Speaker 2: Oh maybe he what?
Speaker 4: No, maybe that's pretty interesting. They didn't say all that.
Speaker 4: It just broke down the different character.
Speaker 3: I think he's only saying this because of the popularity,
Speaker 3: because the reality is there are only like three different
Speaker 3: plots ever, right, And so yeah, there's a million movies
Speaker 3: based on the same exact plot line as Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 3: Because the Wizard of Oz is based on the same
Speaker 3: exact plot line as all of the other movies.
Speaker 1: There's only a few plots that exist.
Speaker 4: But still, as the writer, he's saying he was inspired
Speaker 4: by it, and it's true because of his inspiration.
Speaker 1: Interesting, huh, I'm crazy telling again.
Speaker 4: Okay, if you're interested in buying shoes, we now know
Speaker 4: there's a hack and there's a good time to actually
Speaker 4: buy them. You don't want to buy them in the
Speaker 4: morning because your feet are not swollen and it will
Speaker 4: be to their but they'll be too tight if you
Speaker 4: get them too early, and you don't want to get
Speaker 4: them at night because your feet will be too fat
Speaker 4: and you to be too stretched out. So if you
Speaker 4: buy your shoes in the afternoon, they'll be just.
Speaker 1: That's where you're supposed to buy shoes.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's when you're supposed to buy shoes because you've
Speaker 4: walk just a little bit enough for your feet to
Speaker 4: swell just enough to fit into the proper shoes.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's take it a step further. What if you're
Speaker 3: buying shoes that you're only gonna wear at night? Oh,
Speaker 3: shouldn't you buy those at night?
Speaker 1: Maybe is the hack? You should buy the shoes when
Speaker 1: you intend to wear them. Maybe this is That's not
Speaker 1: what I but it could be next like a secondary hack. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there you go. Lunch scheduling anything, I can't schedule the
Speaker 1: time that by.
Speaker 3: Shoe the only thing successfully schedules.
Speaker 1: He's like, I messed my doctorory.
Speaker 2: But when I did get those new Paraanikes five.
Speaker 1: When my feet were the ideal full size and win them,
Speaker 1: you know, like when you were the little pump, there
Speaker 1: was chased size all throughout the day. Neither I didn't
Speaker 1: either look at my feet enough. I guess you guys.
Speaker 1: That's why, that's what's trending doubles. Dirty little secret. Hello, Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 8: Oh yes, I do.
Speaker 1: Hey, let's hear it.
Speaker 8: Whenever I'm at friends houses partying, we have a little drink. Guy,
Speaker 8: I get tipsy and I go on my friend's phones
Speaker 8: to look at my ax's profiles.
Speaker 1: I do that, sober boy. Really yeah, but do your
Speaker 1: friends know that you're using their phones to do that?
Speaker 1: Oh no.
Speaker 8: I make sure that they are out of the room
Speaker 8: or that nobody can see what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: Oh so they don't even know. Yeah, you ever want
Speaker 1: to comments on your excess stuff? But as your friend,
Speaker 1: that's the secret. I never go that far.
Speaker 6: But I just want to check up on them. After
Speaker 6: we broke up.
Speaker 8: I usually block them because I just don't need them
Speaker 8: in my life anymore. I don't want to get reminded
Speaker 8: of them.
Speaker 1: But until you keeping in me.
Speaker 8: Just wants to know how they're doing, if they're doing
Speaker 8: well without me, if their life sucks without me.
Speaker 6: I just gotta know. So I use my friends pones
Speaker 6: for that.
Speaker 1: Let's be honest.
Speaker 4: You just want them to look worse, you know, That's
Speaker 4: always like, Yeah, it makes you feel a little bit better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 6: Feels good to get that off my shirt, all.
Speaker 1: Right, see it? Hello? Hello, Hey, you have a dirty
Speaker 1: little secret.
Speaker 7: Yes, I've been married for fifteen years and I've been
Speaker 7: having an affair with a twenty three year old and
Speaker 7: I'm twenty four years older than him.
Speaker 4: Whoa, and it's been going on for like five years.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, wow? Are you tired from all of the hiding?
Speaker 5: Not really, because he just comes over and I do.
Speaker 7: What I have to do and bye bye.
Speaker 1: I just handle my business and go. Are you mea
Speaker 1: done with him when he's thirty?
Speaker 7: Probably?
Speaker 1: Well, thank you for telling us you're dirty little seat Leonard,
Speaker 1: No problem, Bye bye bye. What's your dirty little secret.