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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after today's Strawberry Letters. Subject is his wife's

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Speaker 1: picture is on the nightstand. His wife's picture is on

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Speaker 1: the nightstand. What you're doing over there, you'll find out,

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Speaker 1: you'll find out. But right now you're tripping about that phone.

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Speaker 1: You'll see You'll see right now, nephew in the building

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Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What you got for is

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Speaker 1: nev bumping, Gran, Bump and grad. Let's go Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry Marcus, Marcus, Yeah, this is Can you hear me?

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Speaker 1: Can you hear me? Pretty good? Yeah? Hey, hey, listen,

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Speaker 1: uh the radiophone second, he listen. I live in and

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Speaker 1: I live in an apartment building that you just moved into. UH.

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Speaker 1: I live in twenty one A and you live above

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Speaker 1: me in twenty two A. UH. I actually got your

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Speaker 1: number from the leasing officer. I told him I wanted

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Speaker 1: to welcome you to the apartment building, man, but I

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Speaker 1: didn't want to really raise no O prowse. But I

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Speaker 1: was really calling about you know. You know, first of all,

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Speaker 1: let me go ahead and say welcome to the building. Man.

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Speaker 1: I hope that you and your your uh is that

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Speaker 1: your wife that lives with you. First of all, thank you, brother,

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Speaker 1: I appreciate it. But why would you need to have

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Speaker 1: my number to do that? You could just came knocked

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Speaker 1: on my door. Man. Yeah, yeah, we'll see whatever. The

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Speaker 1: reason why I mean I really called that got the number,

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Speaker 1: was kind of reach out to you. Man. I don't

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Speaker 1: be wanting to start no trouble with nobody and nothing

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Speaker 1: like that. I wanna, you know, I want I want

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Speaker 1: my neighbors to be cool with me, and I want

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Speaker 1: to be cool with my neighbors. You know what I'm saying. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's cool. So I was reaching out man, because you

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Speaker 1: know the noise, man, I was. I'm I work at

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Speaker 1: night and I sleep during the day. Man, but it

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Speaker 1: seems like that you guys moved in, man, in the

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Speaker 1: middle of the day. It's just you know, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I know what it's like to have hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 1: hold on hold. You're hearing Mary just coming from my

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Speaker 1: place eased in the middle of the day, right, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm getting them here, and you're making love

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Speaker 1: to you like man. I mean, now, man, now you

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Speaker 1: know what it is. You might be hearing something from

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Speaker 1: a mother another unit. Man. If actually not coming from

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Speaker 1: us because I'm at work and my you know, my

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Speaker 1: girl is there, but she on the computers. You know what,

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Speaker 1: she's looking for a gig right now? Hello, okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: wait a minute now. So you live in a firement

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Speaker 1: twenty two A. Right, yeah, okay, see I live in

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Speaker 1: point one A. Your your bedroom is above my bedroom.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on. You're trying to me that she's

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Speaker 1: hearing us this. That sounds like somebody is making love

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Speaker 1: coming from my cred at this time of day, and

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Speaker 1: I'm not there and only my women is dead. Dude, man,

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Speaker 1: you know I did it. I'm not trying to be

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Speaker 1: rude anything. I appreciate you and and you know me

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Speaker 1: right and all that in me there you shake you

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Speaker 1: in right? Uh yeah, yeah, you know, I'm man. I

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Speaker 1: mean you called me. Let's get to the bottom of it.

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Speaker 1: One time. You're seeing you here this? What kind of

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Speaker 1: me is are you hearing? Exactly? Tell me? Hey, you

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Speaker 1: know what, man, it's probably just a big mistake. I mean,

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Speaker 1: maybe she's just hanging some pictures or something. Broy, you

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Speaker 1: know what, literally nor I you know pictures, man, we

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Speaker 1: don't even put your I mean, you're calling me like

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Speaker 1: you'ven ck handing bone after my pred you're talking about. Man, Hey, man,

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Speaker 1: listen um Marcus lit iPod jize, I'm I'm you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna know my man. You're telling me I'm a man.

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Speaker 1: You say, I'm saying I don't know what you are

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Speaker 1: and I'm a man. No, I'm doing that new understand that.

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Speaker 1: I mean, do you calling me telling me you hear

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Speaker 1: really just coming from our kid and shund like somebody.

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Speaker 1: And now you're telling me then where you thought? You know? Man,

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Speaker 1: All I'm saying is maybe it's just a ligitimate mistake.

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Speaker 1: I don't think to make she hanging the pictures of

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Speaker 1: moods of burnis or something like that. Just man, I

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Speaker 1: keep telling you that you know picture and you know

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Speaker 1: bodn't hang it. It shouldn't do lily coming from I said, hey, man,

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Speaker 1: I ain't trying to I ain't trying to start no

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Speaker 1: trouble man, And you know try what you taking. Man.

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Speaker 1: All I was all about was trying to get a decent,

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Speaker 1: decent rest. Man. I work at night. Brother, It's all

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Man, I'm not trying to Donna get it.

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Speaker 1: If you the grave yard ship. I don't care it

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Speaker 1: you calling me telling me about I just me you're

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Speaker 1: lazy anyone like that. I ain't believe when you got

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Speaker 1: the right a dress. When you know that man you

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Speaker 1: live because man, yes, man an apartment twenty one eight,

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Speaker 1: and your place is the mine. Man. Hold on, man,

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Speaker 1: hold on, put it chuck over there. Hold on what

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Speaker 1: checond man, because you talk us all through. Hey, man, look,

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not trying to have no trouble. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm not the hand I was working there then, I

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Speaker 1: do think the hours a week long then like this, Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: though I'm not. All I'm saying is man, I thought

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Speaker 1: I thought you was making love to you your woman. Man,

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Speaker 1: that's what I thought. That's why I called you to

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Speaker 1: ask her to keep the noise down. My wife answer,

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Speaker 1: now he trust you with it. And that's from the

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Speaker 1: wrecking hill. I'm not on only hand. Dude. You're not

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Speaker 1: coming to my apartment to hear nothing. I ain't got

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Speaker 1: nothing to do with this, you me. I ain't letting

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Speaker 1: you in my house. Man. If I know, manute you

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Speaker 1: got going on the stairs. You gotta control your woman. Man.

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Speaker 1: It ain't got nothing to do with me. Woman, wasn't

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Speaker 1: even know. I know sen I know I know leaving.

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Speaker 1: They're weighing it out for the last two weeks between

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Speaker 1: twelve and I know that you got you're talking again. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm coming to your You ain't coming to my apartment. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm not amen. Listen, No, I ain't got nothing to

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Speaker 1: do with it. I'm telling you, crip, I got one

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Speaker 1: little thing I need to say. Yo. Man, if you're

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Speaker 1: listening from my cred, I ain't. I got one more

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Speaker 1: thing I need to say. All right, all right, you

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Speaker 1: better do letten, better be telling me opening and don't

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Speaker 1: are you listen? Yeah, I'm listen. This is nephew Timmy

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Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got prinked

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Speaker 1: by your own boy. Wait a minute, hold what they

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Speaker 1: ain't there? Step away from twenty one a please, this

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Speaker 1: is now your timing from the Steve Harvey. Want to

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Speaker 1: tell your boy you got me to break you? Man? Oh? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I damn are you at doing one eight? Dude? I'm

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Speaker 1: right outside my apartment. Man, i'd hang up. Man, com

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Speaker 1: me this tell me man, how you're doing? Brother? Oh? Man? Man,

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Speaker 1: com me you you had me going now. I was

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Speaker 1: coming up. Man, I'm serious, Man, I got one more thing.

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Speaker 1: I got ask fun. Let you go, man, what is

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Speaker 1: what is the baddest radio show in the land? Man? Man,

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Speaker 1: It's the Steve Harvey Morning Show, without a doubt, A

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Speaker 1: man step away from twenty one eight step step away?

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Speaker 1: That was what you talking about? Huh A little ground?

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Speaker 1: What this plays danger on your neighbor's fine? What I

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Speaker 1: was this so mad at you? Ye tween two? Now

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Speaker 1: if it ain't you, it ain't you. But I'm just

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Speaker 1: saying to you what I hear? Okay between twelve and

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Speaker 1: he had to do though not his wife. I'm just

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get some sleep. That's all I want.

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Speaker 1: I don't shoot the messenger. I just want to get

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Speaker 1: at the rest out Tommy lot of messages and got shot.

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Speaker 1: That's where that's where the phrase comes from. That he man.

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Speaker 1: If you look at movies like back in the medieval

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Speaker 1: days where the dude would bring a message to the

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Speaker 1: other keys and they are sending the dude's head back

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Speaker 1: in the basket, yeah, that's where that came from. Don't

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Speaker 1: kill on the message. King asked me to ride the

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Speaker 1: note over there. The note never makes hey say it

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Speaker 1: no key, all right, thank you. Nephew Coming up next

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Speaker 1: Strawberry letters, subject his wife's picture is on the nightstand.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into it right. You'll find out right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.