WEBVTT - "The Hosting Expert" with Peter Smith 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:11.240 Forever, but unofficial experts. 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:15.440 While we're here copyrighted. Don't steal that. Okay. 0:00:15.960 --> 0:00:20.200 Hey guys, Hey new people, old people, people who don't 0:00:20.200 --> 0:00:20.919 know why they're here. 0:00:21.720 --> 0:00:24.080 Just in case people don't know who we are, I'm Sydney. 0:00:24.160 --> 0:00:26.119 I mean you should know us. My name is Marie. 0:00:27.760 --> 0:00:30.400 And this is the Official Expert Podcast, a podcast. We've 0:00:30.520 --> 0:00:32.960 talked to people who think they're experts at things you 0:00:33.080 --> 0:00:34.839 don't actually need skills. 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:37.320 But they come prepared though they got notes, They got 0:00:37.400 --> 0:00:40.519 to have people bring resumes and dry erase boards and 0:00:41.120 --> 0:00:45.040 you know, just you know what they think. The rest 0:00:45.040 --> 0:00:46.959 of the quarter is going to look like a lot 0:00:46.960 --> 0:00:48.840 of that. It's great and I love it to shut 0:00:48.840 --> 0:00:50.920 them down and be like, you know what we came 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:52.040 You came here prepared. 0:00:52.080 --> 0:00:53.199 But we're going to talk about some. 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:55.400 We just want to talk to some other. We just 0:00:55.400 --> 0:00:57.560 want to talk a bunch of eyebrows. Like let's talk 0:00:57.560 --> 0:00:59.480 about the out. Let's talk about the look that you 0:00:59.600 --> 0:01:01.200 threw on for this today, and. 0:01:01.160 --> 0:01:04.080 Your meal plan, what your fridge is looking like. Do 0:01:04.160 --> 0:01:06.319 you have a meal plan? I feel like you skip 0:01:06.560 --> 0:01:09.920 all the meal. No. No, I'm actually doing better with 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:10.479 my eating. 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:14.440 Okay, So the last three things you ate go Today? 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:18.199 You had a yogurt. Okay, that's not a meal, cyst 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:20.600 it's a snack. That's a supplement. 0:01:20.959 --> 0:01:22.000 That's true. 0:01:22.400 --> 0:01:24.240 What you had an inshore, that's what you're trying to 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:26.800 tell me. And then before the yogurt, what did you have? 0:01:27.240 --> 0:01:28.160 Kennedy's Fright Chick? 0:01:29.240 --> 0:01:29.479 Great? 0:01:29.560 --> 0:01:32.160 And then before your hood fried chicken? What did you 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:32.600 have before? 0:01:32.680 --> 0:01:35.959 I had a salad, a tuna salad. Okay, it was 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:40.640 in a sandwich. I'm just trying to figure out what 0:01:40.760 --> 0:01:41.199 you think. 0:01:41.600 --> 0:01:44.520 Listen, we're trying to bring positive vibe. 0:01:44.600 --> 0:01:49.200 No same no, no new friends, same energy. Don't bring 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:51.880 me down. We're on a new network. We're trying to 0:01:51.920 --> 0:01:56.760 bring ourselves. No, I've been eating more. Okay, you don't 0:01:56.760 --> 0:01:58.240 see the thickness and his shoulder. 0:01:58.280 --> 0:02:01.200 Had a yogurt today for breakfast and lunch. Okay, because 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:03.000 I had Kennedy's Fried chicken last night? 0:02:03.280 --> 0:02:05.160 You had that before you want to sleep? Oh, you're 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:06.480 gonna die in one of your dreams. 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:12.200 Blame Larry Owens. Larry Owens, Yes, okay, thank you for 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:14.720 asking me what I had? I made? I know you well. 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:16.839 I made a kale sala yesterday for the first time. 0:02:16.960 --> 0:02:19.119 Wow, And you know, kale is trash to me because 0:02:19.160 --> 0:02:21.320 I'm black and Coli Greens is the number one green. 0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:24.200 And I was like, well, because I've had a kale 0:02:24.200 --> 0:02:26.720 salad before and it was like hard, But I learned 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:29.600 you got to massage the leaves before you eat it. 0:02:29.960 --> 0:02:31.480 Did you know you're dating kale? 0:02:31.639 --> 0:02:33.840 You gotta like soak it in olive oil and lemon 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:35.160 juice to make it soft. 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:37.480 And when the leave's darken, you're it's ready for you 0:02:37.520 --> 0:02:39.440 to eat it. You're in a relationship with kale. Now 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:43.320 you know I don't do relationship. Yes, You're in an 0:02:43.400 --> 0:02:45.280 open situation with kale. Okay. 0:02:45.360 --> 0:02:47.600 And then the day before that, my mother just discovered 0:02:47.600 --> 0:02:50.080 green juice and she's been telling me I need to 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:52.400 make a green smoothie. So I made a green juice 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:54.680 and it was so much work, So I guess I'm 0:02:54.680 --> 0:02:55.800 just doing salads now. 0:02:56.480 --> 0:02:57.520 How was the green juice? 0:02:57.600 --> 0:03:01.400 It was like I put kale, spinach, cucumber and all 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:05.240 this other crap in my tiny like cheap ass blender 0:03:05.400 --> 0:03:08.720 and all the it's not cheap, it's you're it was 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:10.800 free cist. It was like in a gift bag for 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:11.800 an event I attended. 0:03:11.880 --> 0:03:15.560 It was cheap, but all like the gunk, like all 0:03:15.560 --> 0:03:17.280 the green stuff like is at the bottom of it. 0:03:17.800 --> 0:03:21.280 I had to like filter it out. You're an expert 0:03:21.320 --> 0:03:25.480 in in health. You're doing healthy ship now. No no, no, no, no, no, 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:27.320 no no no SCE. I want a list of things 0:03:27.320 --> 0:03:29.200 that I was an expert for in the last two weeks. 0:03:29.240 --> 0:03:31.040 I've been an expert at a lot of things. Because 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:33.240 we haven't been here for a moment. We have not 0:03:33.840 --> 0:03:37.280 You've been a moment. We've had to you know, we 0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:40.160 had to do some changes, and now we're here. 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:41.960 Speaking of doing changes. I see you're not wearing a 0:03:42.000 --> 0:03:42.560 bra today. 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:43.040 I'm not. 0:03:43.720 --> 0:03:44.080 I'm not. 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:47.840 We got a producer here, so you know, I gotta 0:03:47.880 --> 0:03:51.040 make sure the visual is cute. Okay, well I have 0:03:51.120 --> 0:03:52.080 on gym clothes. 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:55.680 Uh, your your your your neckline is looking cute. 0:03:55.720 --> 0:03:58.080 But my del said, I. 0:03:58.040 --> 0:04:01.680 Work it looks very uh basketball loving basketball. 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:07.240 Oh my god, thank you so much. Wow. When she 0:04:07.280 --> 0:04:11.040 went to prompt thank you so much, did she have 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:12.160 a strapless situation. 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:14.280 I don't know what it was, but you just knew 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:17.120 her chest was strong. It's like, damn, you definitely play 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:18.320 outside of this movie. 0:04:18.360 --> 0:04:20.480 Thank you so much, Thank you so much. I feel 0:04:20.480 --> 0:04:21.239 like I'm doing better. 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:23.960 You know, goodek, I was an expert at like I 0:04:24.000 --> 0:04:25.880 feel like improving my life all around. 0:04:26.080 --> 0:04:28.680 You know, I did have that green smoothie. You had 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:31.520 a salad. Today. I ordered a bed in a box. Okay, 0:04:31.600 --> 0:04:33.080 a bed in a box? Wait? 0:04:33.120 --> 0:04:35.400 What you know how you can order a mattress and 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:37.000 they put it in a box and they deliver it 0:04:37.000 --> 0:04:38.920 to your house and you have like unfold it and you. 0:04:38.839 --> 0:04:42.400 Can sleep on it. I did that today. I'm moving 0:04:42.440 --> 0:04:44.560 on to like bigger and better things for the rest 0:04:44.560 --> 0:04:46.520 of twenty eighteen. I love it. A bed in a 0:04:46.640 --> 0:04:50.000 mother fing box. That is so I'm overwhelmed. It's supposed 0:04:50.000 --> 0:04:53.040 to come tomorrow. Yeah, man, So I'm you know, I'm 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:54.960 an expert at just like improve and everything. 0:04:55.200 --> 0:04:57.800 So wait, you're doing this bed in the box? Are 0:04:57.839 --> 0:04:59.640 you going to Christen this bed in the box? 0:04:59.640 --> 0:05:06.479 It's a I don't know. You can't be getting just 0:05:06.520 --> 0:05:09.680 stand on a bed. You gotta you gotta least sleep 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:10.600 in it for a month. 0:05:10.400 --> 0:05:12.080 Since you know, you get it for one hundred days 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:13.160 and then if you don't like, you got to bring 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:13.400 it back. 0:05:13.440 --> 0:05:17.160 I can't stained with Christian jukes. 0:05:17.279 --> 0:05:20.680 So you have this uh like probation period with this 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:22.520 bed in the box, and if you really love it, 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:24.000 then you'll get the comestains. 0:05:24.040 --> 0:05:24.400 Got it. 0:05:24.560 --> 0:05:28.480 No, it's gonna be sheets on the bed. Okay, you're 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:31.120 disgusting sisting. What were you an expert in this week? 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:33.880 Getting my life together? As well? 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:39.280 My taxes will be in order. They will be in order. 0:05:39.680 --> 0:05:42.840 Good news. Bad news is I need my birth certificate 0:05:42.880 --> 0:05:45.680 and my Social Security card, which I did not know 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:48.240 where either of them are. So went to the Social 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:50.159 Security office early yesterday. 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:53.000 That was a lot. 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:56.159 It's where the social Also that sounds like a place 0:05:56.160 --> 0:05:59.599 where old people die. Uh no, No, there was a 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:02.920 lot of multicultural folks there. 0:06:03.520 --> 0:06:05.440 No white people were there. No white people was there. 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:10.680 And the security guard was the oldest black woman, Harriet 0:06:10.720 --> 0:06:14.479 Tubman was the security guard of the journey. It's the 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:18.520 Journey truth and it's something about an older black woman 0:06:18.680 --> 0:06:22.120 just reading people all day like brought joy to me 0:06:22.360 --> 0:06:25.200 but also gave me anxiety. She said, I'm not gonna 0:06:25.200 --> 0:06:27.720 read it to you. I'm not The instructions are right there, 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:32.279 y'all can't read. I was like espanyol better. She she 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:33.120 didn't have a glass. 0:06:33.240 --> 0:06:35.440 She was clowning and it stressed me. 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:38.080 They were calling numbers the whole time, and it was like, 0:06:38.120 --> 0:06:38.839 what's my number? 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:40.520 It's my number, right? And I thought I had the 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:42.560 right number. I didn't. And how do you have the 0:06:42.600 --> 0:06:45.600 wrong number? You know, like the wrong social Security No? 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:47.880 No, no, the number to they're calling numbers to come 0:06:47.920 --> 0:06:50.360 to the window. So they're like twenty three, twenty four, 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:52.880 twenty five. Ay, how did you have the wrong number. 0:06:53.040 --> 0:06:55.080 I'm dyslexic, so I'm there. I was like, I thought 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:56.520 it was I saw it twenty three, but it was 0:06:56.560 --> 0:06:59.200 really a twenty eight. So they were calling twenty eight 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:00.200 like so many time. 0:07:00.240 --> 0:07:02.040 And she's like, what. 0:07:02.200 --> 0:07:04.440 Idiot is in here that can't And I was like, 0:07:04.880 --> 0:07:09.240 you're like, must feed me. And so I did that 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:12.240 and that was cool. Where's the Social Security office? I 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:13.520 feel like this is stann Island. 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:15.280 No, it's downtown Brooklyn. 0:07:15.640 --> 0:07:18.680 Downtown Brooklyn's that's cool and so and then I have 0:07:18.720 --> 0:07:20.920 to go get my birth certificate. 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:25.920 On Friday. So your mom doesn't have this stuff, you know. 0:07:25.960 --> 0:07:27.200 I don't talk to Ramona like that. 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:30.480 I did have it, but remember I don't live at 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:33.040 that place anymore. And they took my stuff to a 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:36.600 storage in Queen's not happening, So I'm just replacing things. 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:40.080 They took your stuff to a storage unit in Queen. Yes, 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:46.920 oh sis, that's kidnapping. And the TV that you were 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:49.600 supposed to give me. Yes, no, that's not in there, 0:07:49.640 --> 0:07:52.560 so that's not somebody no, no, no else, I got it. 0:07:52.640 --> 0:07:56.760 So yes, I'm doing that. And then I've been riding 0:07:56.800 --> 0:08:01.600 my bike. That has been exhilarating because word of the 0:08:01.680 --> 0:08:06.120 days exhilarating because last summer I rode my bike everywhere 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:10.119 and I realized I needed to be drunk and high 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:10.560 to have. 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:11.560 The energy to do it. 0:08:11.640 --> 0:08:15.680 I've been struggling on this bike for days, and people 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:19.040 have been drunk and drunk and high at the same time. 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:22.640 Time. Oh memo, wow, yeah, okay. 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:25.160 So now I'm on the bike sober as hell and 0:08:25.800 --> 0:08:28.960 it sucks and people are while I'm riding, They're. 0:08:28.800 --> 0:08:31.720 Like, are you okay? And I'm like, I'm fine, and 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:33.839 then I look at myself and I'm like, i am 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:34.520 not okay. 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:38.160 Well, before we introduce our guests, tell us what is 0:08:38.240 --> 0:08:40.600 the sober bike uniform? 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:43.280 What are you wearing on this bike? I'm looking cute. 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:45.840 I got like some color, coordination, type situation. 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:50.960 No, if I have a blue shirt on, I got 0:08:50.960 --> 0:08:53.680 my blue sun sunglasses, I got a little shorts, I 0:08:53.679 --> 0:08:54.679 got sneakers that matches. 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:55.959 Are you wearing a bra? 0:08:56.960 --> 0:08:57.040 No? 0:08:57.320 --> 0:08:59.719 Okay, that's what the listeners wanted to hear. 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:04.000 Not nips are out and you would be surprised. How 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:06.400 many dudes think I'm selling ass on a bike? 0:09:06.800 --> 0:09:07.920 Yeah, it's crazy. 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:12.560 It's why would I sell dank pussy on a bike? 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:15.800 Because it's very dank in summertime. It's dank and stank, 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:19.920 dank and stank, some people like it. The speaking of 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:22.000 dank and stank our guest is not that of. 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:27.280 Dank and stank. Our guest is that I'm super excited 0:09:28.040 --> 0:09:30.200 our nou yur oal guest. Yes, I know. 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:36.920 Bank may Main is an all around jack of all trades, 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:44.840 right you you're incredible performer? Yes, comedians, fashion icon, fashion icon. Yes, 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:49.040 give it up for our hosting expert Peter Smith. 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:54.040 Hi, Peter, Peter, I'm great. 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:55.640 I was gonna say, are you high? 0:09:55.720 --> 0:09:58.840 I'm a little hungover, okay, and a little high hungover, 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:00.880 which people say you can't do, but you can feel it. 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:02.280 The next one cotton mouth. 0:10:02.840 --> 0:10:05.199 Yeah, if you have too many bong rips, it kind 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:07.520 of ends up lingering. The next morning, we're. 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:07.959 Still doing that. 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:11.320 Oh, I'm still doing it. It was my birthday yesterday. 0:10:11.559 --> 0:10:13.560 I had birthday. Thank you. 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:15.760 Bond Rips are like the whitest thing that. 0:10:15.720 --> 0:10:20.280 You can exactly with a big white tea slides with 0:10:20.360 --> 0:10:22.160 socks on. That's at home. 0:10:22.200 --> 0:10:25.280 That socks is pretty black, Yes it is, but bon 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:26.160 rips is definitely way. 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:29.680 Bond Rips is definitely what with some Planet Earth playing 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:30.920 on the flat screen TV. 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:33.520 I feel like the thing that I learned recently is 0:10:33.640 --> 0:10:35.840 you can smoke weed and then drink. 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:38.320 But if you drink first and then smoke weed, it's 0:10:38.400 --> 0:10:39.920 not going to be a good feeling. 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:40.040 No. 0:10:40.160 --> 0:10:43.640 I try not to mix, never mix, never worry with poisons. 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:45.760 Drinking and edibles is a no go. 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:52.840 I had red wine and then a birthday cake that 0:10:52.960 --> 0:10:55.440 was filled with weed. When I tell you, I was 0:10:55.480 --> 0:10:59.280 on that toilet saying all types of lords and Jesus 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:04.440 and please throw up. And then it was an outer 0:11:04.480 --> 0:11:08.960 body experience because I'm so high and I'm like, I'm 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:12.800 looking at myself. I'm picturing myself on I see myself 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:14.880 on the toilet. I'm looking at myself throwing up, and 0:11:14.880 --> 0:11:17.240 it's like, but you are the one throwing up. 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:17.520 Yeah. 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:19.760 I was a few months ago when I was in LA. 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:21.920 I was hanging out with this dude who I was like, Oh, 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:24.480 he likes me, Like this will be fun, Like I don't. 0:11:24.520 --> 0:11:27.680 He likes me more than I like him. And he 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:30.040 came to one of my shows. We drank a little, 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:32.520 then went back to his house. He was like, oh, 0:11:32.559 --> 0:11:34.480 do you want to take a bond rip? 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:35.559 Did it? 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:39.040 Coughing all over the place so high that I went 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:42.360 to the bathroom, sat on his toilet, so you know 0:11:42.440 --> 0:11:45.000 I was high because I don't sit on anybody's toilets. 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:50.840 Sat on his toilet, fell asleep toilet, woke up. 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:53.160 I don't even know how long later, and that was 0:11:53.200 --> 0:11:54.320 this story. I didn't even hear this. 0:11:54.400 --> 0:11:56.400 Oh the dog was outside scratching the door. I think 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:59.360 the dog thought I died. And then I was like, oh, 0:11:59.360 --> 0:12:01.440 he thinks I'm in here taking a dump. And I 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:03.520 came out and was like I gotta go home. He 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:05.120 was like, I think you better. 0:12:07.920 --> 0:12:14.880 Then he was like, yeah, Peter. 0:12:14.920 --> 0:12:15.800 Let's talk about you. 0:12:16.040 --> 0:12:16.400 Okay. 0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:18.720 From why should people care? 0:12:19.320 --> 0:12:24.840 I don't know why people should care. But I'm from Chicago. 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:29.599 My family we moved to Montana, so I'm from the mountains. 0:12:29.720 --> 0:12:33.679 That's home. It was just there this past week. It's gorgeous. 0:12:33.679 --> 0:12:36.760 The people are spooky as hell. Has to drive past 0:12:36.840 --> 0:12:39.880 a gigantic Trump sign to get into my parents. 0:12:40.320 --> 0:12:41.400 What does the sign say. 0:12:41.520 --> 0:12:43.559 It's a it's not even a sign, it's a flag. 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:46.120 The guy that lives in front of my parents, we 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:49.160 share the same like long windy road, and he has 0:12:49.200 --> 0:12:56.840 this flagpole with a comedic sized American flag, and then 0:12:56.880 --> 0:13:01.000 above it he's put a comedic sized flag which is 0:13:01.040 --> 0:13:03.720 just all black with white capital letters that says Trump 0:13:03.800 --> 0:13:04.600 waving in the wind. 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:05.599 No. 0:13:05.880 --> 0:13:09.240 So I spat on his lawn a few times, clicked 0:13:09.280 --> 0:13:11.640 him off a few times when he was in the driveway. 0:13:12.520 --> 0:13:15.720 You know, you gotta just kind of pay it forward. Okay, 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:16.840 So that's where I'm from. 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:19.760 Okay, So what is something about Montana that you can 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:23.080 tell us that we don't know? Literally anything? 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:26.360 You can literally anything you can. I think you can 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:29.600 imagine most of it. Whatever you can imagine in your 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:33.560 mind is true. Have you seen Twin Peaks? 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:34.240 No? 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:38.480 No, have you seen any David Lynch movie? I don't 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:43.400 like the Yeah. Well, this guy's like capital W white 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:49.200 guy who has Yeah, he's from Montana and he makes 0:13:49.320 --> 0:13:53.320 uh if you watch it, his brain is something only 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:55.280 Montana could create. 0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:58.440 When I think of Montana, I think of like red dust, 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:00.719 like dusty red road. 0:14:00.880 --> 0:14:03.920 It's there is that it's more like brown roads. And 0:14:04.000 --> 0:14:06.000 the mountains are really green, and there are a lot 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:08.840 of mountains. But there's a forest fire all over the 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:12.640 west at the time being, and it's really smoky there. 0:14:12.840 --> 0:14:14.600 I thought, well, I won't be going there. 0:14:14.720 --> 0:14:16.160 Yeah, I can't be going in there. 0:14:16.160 --> 0:14:18.040 Are going to go there anywhere? 0:14:18.160 --> 0:14:20.720 You can come with me. It's very fun and very relaxing. 0:14:21.360 --> 0:14:22.400 You don't talk to anybody. 0:14:22.400 --> 0:14:25.320 How was the shopping? How are the thrift shops in Montana. 0:14:25.840 --> 0:14:27.920 The hit or miss. You go to one and it's like, wow, 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:32.520 this is all from people that you know, bought this 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:35.240 at the thrift store, like twenty years ago. That was 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:38.000 purchased in like it's kind of garbage. But then you 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:40.840 go and you find some real good stuff. 0:14:40.560 --> 0:14:42.920 Like a the dazzled jacket with shoulder pins. 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:45.600 Exactly from some like secret rich lady that moved there 0:14:45.600 --> 0:14:47.960 in the seventies. So there's some good stuff. I got 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:50.160 some good stuff from some rich ladies that moved there 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:50.960 in the seventies. 0:14:51.080 --> 0:14:53.080 I follow you on instat and I know that you 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:53.840 got the looks. 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:54.960 I have a lot of looks. 0:14:55.040 --> 0:14:57.680 Yeah, and I feel like it's out of town looks. 0:14:57.680 --> 0:14:58.320 It's definitely not. 0:14:58.480 --> 0:14:59.960 Oh yeah, I by shop out it. 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:07.080 Okay, you sports, yeah on the road. Also, your hair 0:15:07.120 --> 0:15:08.600 is blonde. Now I don't remember it being. 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:12.680 Dislike very blonde. I did it production paid for a baby, 0:15:12.800 --> 0:15:16.120 production paid from my play. I was and they died 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:16.520 a blonde. 0:15:16.800 --> 0:15:19.240 He's in Peter Pan, Yeah, Peter. 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:23.400 Peter, Peter was in Peter was Peter Pan. Yeah. 0:15:23.600 --> 0:15:25.520 I thought Peter Pan was like a child. 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:31.200 Yeah, this was, you know, but you're a different, different 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:33.200 look on an old classic, you know what I mean. 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:36.480 Okay, So tinker Bell was black and hadreds. 0:15:36.640 --> 0:15:40.760 No tinker Bell, No, tinker Bell was white and very 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:42.720 very famine gay. 0:15:42.880 --> 0:15:46.040 But Peter were there eating black people at this play? 0:15:46.200 --> 0:15:49.800 Yeah, okay, in the play, in the play, okay, okay. 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:51.640 And their characters. 0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:54.720 Were in the play, yes, at the play. This was 0:15:54.800 --> 0:15:57.840 upstate at some at a college, and it was all 0:15:58.040 --> 0:15:59.840 I mean, you walk out and everyone's hair is so 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:02.560 it just reflects the light back onto the stage. So 0:16:02.720 --> 0:16:05.400 just this glowing white audience of old people, of. 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:07.400 Old people, just the light bouncing off their ring. 0:16:07.720 --> 0:16:09.320 The light bouncing off of that blue hair. 0:16:09.840 --> 0:16:10.400 Beautiful. 0:16:10.520 --> 0:16:14.000 Okay, so let's talk about some events, right, Like Sydney 0:16:14.240 --> 0:16:15.760 has worked a ton of events. 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:18.000 I feel like for the last. 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:21.240 I've intended a bunch of events because you know, I'm like, 0:16:21.280 --> 0:16:23.240 am you on the list is how much? 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:24.920 No, I'm not coming. 0:16:24.120 --> 0:16:28.160 I feel like my birthday's coming up September twenty third. 0:16:28.920 --> 0:16:31.240 I love a themed birthday play. 0:16:31.240 --> 0:16:32.800 They've been so good every time. 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:34.360 One of the past themes. 0:16:34.400 --> 0:16:37.400 Last year the theme was suits. You to wear some 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:37.720 type of. 0:16:37.720 --> 0:16:46.360 Suit, catsuit, zoit suit, jumpsuit, a regular suit, jumpsuit, anything. People. 0:16:46.560 --> 0:16:49.800 Somebody wore a snowsuit, somebody wore bathing suit, like somebody 0:16:49.840 --> 0:16:50.800 had a suit of cards. 0:16:51.160 --> 0:16:54.720 People had suit of cards on it was like okay, yeah, 0:16:54.800 --> 0:16:56.560 and then the year before that it was fresh Prince. 0:16:56.960 --> 0:16:59.400 I feel like this year I wanted to be disco. 0:16:59.920 --> 0:17:02.080 I want to be like shiny. 0:17:02.160 --> 0:17:03.680 You look really good at a disco. 0:17:04.080 --> 0:17:07.760 You so much like just channeling Donna Summer, just do it. 0:17:07.800 --> 0:17:12.280 And I have so much crap with sequence and bill bottoms. 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:14.800 Yes, I'm ready, and then you want like the playlist 0:17:14.840 --> 0:17:15.600 is taken care of. 0:17:16.200 --> 0:17:19.280 So okay, so now where what we're doing stuff? 0:17:19.320 --> 0:17:21.600 Right? Already you're setting the tone, you know so much? 0:17:22.160 --> 0:17:24.520 A strong tone. Well the theme helps if you don't, 0:17:26.840 --> 0:17:30.360 it helps, okay, And it tells people like what to expect, 0:17:30.960 --> 0:17:36.880 what to wear, people should Yeah, okay, I'll do that. 0:17:37.200 --> 0:17:37.760 Yeah fun? 0:17:38.359 --> 0:17:39.520 So what what else? What other? 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:41.879 What else do I need to have like a productive 0:17:42.040 --> 0:17:43.080 disco birthday party? 0:17:43.200 --> 0:17:47.400 Oh? You need uh tunes? Well, what's it? A disco place? 0:17:47.440 --> 0:17:51.359 You got liquor, you got music, Yes, you got fun lighting? 0:17:52.080 --> 0:17:52.920 Yes, oh see. 0:17:52.960 --> 0:17:55.719 I wasn't even thinking about the lining, but I was 0:17:55.800 --> 0:17:58.520 thinking about like if you got like streamers, if you 0:17:58.520 --> 0:18:01.120 get like colored curtain, if you get the. 0:18:01.040 --> 0:18:03.639 Bead, yeah, a bunch of like you could get a 0:18:03.920 --> 0:18:06.880 put some like powdered sugar, cocaine everywhere. 0:18:07.280 --> 0:18:09.560 No, the people, the people when I come to the party, would. 0:18:09.600 --> 0:18:12.320 Powder then just leave mirrors everywhere? 0:18:12.440 --> 0:18:17.640 Oh my god, for this? Wait, these mirrors that got 0:18:17.680 --> 0:18:19.320 cocaine on it? Can I do that? You're gonna get 0:18:19.320 --> 0:18:23.480 cocaine for the party? No? Friends, The sugar, the raw sugar. 0:18:23.800 --> 0:18:25.879 Last year, I started a tradition where I do Molly 0:18:25.960 --> 0:18:26.959 every year on my birthday. 0:18:27.440 --> 0:18:29.680