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Speaker 1: Forever, but unofficial experts.

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Speaker 2: While we're here copyrighted. Don't steal that. Okay.

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Speaker 3: Hey guys, Hey new people, old people, people who don't

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Speaker 3: know why they're here.

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Speaker 2: Just in case people don't know who we are, I'm Sydney.

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Speaker 2: I mean you should know us. My name is Marie.

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Speaker 3: And this is the Official Expert Podcast, a podcast. We've

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Speaker 3: talked to people who think they're experts at things you

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Speaker 3: don't actually need skills.

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Speaker 1: But they come prepared though they got notes, They got

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Speaker 1: to have people bring resumes and dry erase boards and

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Speaker 1: you know, just you know what they think. The rest

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Speaker 1: of the quarter is going to look like a lot

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Speaker 1: of that. It's great and I love it to shut

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Speaker 1: them down and be like, you know what we came

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Speaker 1: You came here prepared.

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Speaker 2: But we're going to talk about some.

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Speaker 1: We just want to talk to some other. We just

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Speaker 1: want to talk a bunch of eyebrows. Like let's talk

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Speaker 1: about the out. Let's talk about the look that you

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Speaker 1: threw on for this today, and.

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Speaker 2: Your meal plan, what your fridge is looking like. Do

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Speaker 2: you have a meal plan? I feel like you skip

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Speaker 2: all the meal. No. No, I'm actually doing better with

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Speaker 2: my eating.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So the last three things you ate go Today?

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Speaker 3: You had a yogurt. Okay, that's not a meal, cyst

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Speaker 3: it's a snack. That's a supplement.

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Speaker 2: That's true.

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Speaker 1: What you had an inshore, that's what you're trying to

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Speaker 1: tell me. And then before the yogurt, what did you have?

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Speaker 2: Kennedy's Fright Chick?

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Speaker 4: Great?

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Speaker 2: And then before your hood fried chicken? What did you

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Speaker 2: have before?

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Speaker 1: I had a salad, a tuna salad. Okay, it was

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Speaker 1: in a sandwich. I'm just trying to figure out what

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Speaker 1: you think.

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Speaker 2: Listen, we're trying to bring positive vibe.

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Speaker 1: No same no, no new friends, same energy. Don't bring

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Speaker 1: me down. We're on a new network. We're trying to

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Speaker 1: bring ourselves. No, I've been eating more. Okay, you don't

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Speaker 1: see the thickness and his shoulder.

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Speaker 2: Had a yogurt today for breakfast and lunch. Okay, because

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Speaker 2: I had Kennedy's Fried chicken last night?

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Speaker 1: You had that before you want to sleep? Oh, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna die in one of your dreams.

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Speaker 2: Blame Larry Owens. Larry Owens, Yes, okay, thank you for

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Speaker 2: asking me what I had? I made? I know you well.

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Speaker 2: I made a kale sala yesterday for the first time.

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Speaker 3: Wow, And you know, kale is trash to me because

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Speaker 3: I'm black and Coli Greens is the number one green.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, well, because I've had a kale

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Speaker 3: salad before and it was like hard, But I learned

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Speaker 3: you got to massage the leaves before you eat it.

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Speaker 2: Did you know you're dating kale?

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Speaker 3: You gotta like soak it in olive oil and lemon

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Speaker 2: And when the leave's darken, you're it's ready for you

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Speaker 2: to eat it. You're in a relationship with kale. Now

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Speaker 2: you know I don't do relationship. Yes, You're in an

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Speaker 3: And then the day before that, my mother just discovered

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Speaker 3: make a green smoothie. So I made a green juice

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Speaker 3: and it was so much work, So I guess I'm

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Speaker 4: How was the green juice?

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Speaker 3: It was like I put kale, spinach, cucumber and all

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Speaker 3: and all the it's not cheap, it's you're it was

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Speaker 1: It was cheap, but all like the gunk, like all

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Speaker 1: the green stuff like is at the bottom of it.

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Speaker 1: I had to like filter it out. You're an expert

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Speaker 1: in in health. You're doing healthy ship now. No no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no no SCE. I want a list of things

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Speaker 1: that I was an expert for in the last two weeks.

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Speaker 1: I've been an expert at a lot of things. Because

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Speaker 1: we haven't been here for a moment. We have not

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Speaker 1: You've been a moment. We've had to you know, we

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Speaker 2: Speaking of doing changes. I see you're not wearing a

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Speaker 4: I'm not.

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Speaker 3: We got a producer here, so you know, I gotta

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Speaker 3: make sure the visual is cute. Okay, well I have

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Speaker 1: Uh, your your your your neckline is looking cute.

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Speaker 2: But my del said, I.

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Speaker 1: Work it looks very uh basketball loving basketball.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, thank you so much. Wow. When she

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it was, but you just knew

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Speaker 1: her chest was strong. It's like, damn, you definitely play

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Thank you so much. I feel

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Speaker 2: like I'm doing better.

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Speaker 3: You know, goodek, I was an expert at like I

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Speaker 2: You know, I did have that green smoothie. You had

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Speaker 2: a salad. Today. I ordered a bed in a box. Okay,

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Speaker 2: a bed in a box? Wait?

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Speaker 1: What you know how you can order a mattress and

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Speaker 1: they put it in a box and they deliver it

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Speaker 2: Can sleep on it. I did that today. I'm moving

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Speaker 2: on to like bigger and better things for the rest

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Speaker 2: of twenty eighteen. I love it. A bed in a

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Speaker 2: mother fing box. That is so I'm overwhelmed. It's supposed

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Speaker 2: an expert at just like improve and everything.

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Speaker 1: So wait, you're doing this bed in the box? Are

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Speaker 1: you going to Christen this bed in the box?

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Speaker 2: It's a I don't know. You can't be getting just

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Speaker 2: stand on a bed. You gotta you gotta least sleep

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Speaker 2: in it for a month.

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Speaker 3: Since you know, you get it for one hundred days

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Speaker 3: and then if you don't like, you got to bring

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Speaker 2: I can't stained with Christian jukes.

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Speaker 1: So you have this uh like probation period with this

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Speaker 1: then you'll get the comestains.

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Speaker 2: Got it.

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Speaker 3: No, it's gonna be sheets on the bed. Okay, you're

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Speaker 3: disgusting sisting. What were you an expert in this week?

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Speaker 2: Getting my life together? As well?

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Speaker 1: My taxes will be in order. They will be in order.

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Speaker 1: Good news. Bad news is I need my birth certificate

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Speaker 1: and my Social Security card, which I did not know

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Speaker 1: Security office early yesterday.

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Speaker 2: That was a lot.

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Speaker 1: It's where the social Also that sounds like a place

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Speaker 1: where old people die. Uh no, No, there was a

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Speaker 2: No white people were there. No white people was there.

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Speaker 1: And the security guard was the oldest black woman, Harriet

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Speaker 1: Tubman was the security guard of the journey. It's the

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Speaker 1: Journey truth and it's something about an older black woman

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Speaker 1: just reading people all day like brought joy to me

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Speaker 1: read it to you. I'm not The instructions are right there,

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Speaker 1: y'all can't read. I was like espanyol better. She she

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Speaker 2: She was clowning and it stressed me.

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Speaker 1: They were calling numbers the whole time, and it was like,

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Speaker 1: what's my number?

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Speaker 2: It's my number, right? And I thought I had the

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Speaker 2: right number. I didn't. And how do you have the

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Speaker 2: wrong number? You know, like the wrong social Security No?

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Speaker 1: No, no, the number to they're calling numbers to come

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Speaker 1: twenty five. Ay, how did you have the wrong number.

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Speaker 1: I'm dyslexic, so I'm there. I was like, I thought

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Speaker 2: And she's like, what.

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Speaker 1: Idiot is in here that can't And I was like,

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Speaker 1: and that was cool. Where's the Social Security office? I

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Speaker 1: feel like this is stann Island.

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Speaker 2: No, it's downtown Brooklyn.

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Speaker 1: Downtown Brooklyn's that's cool and so and then I have

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Speaker 1: to go get my birth certificate.

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Speaker 2: On Friday. So your mom doesn't have this stuff, you know.

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Speaker 2: I don't talk to Ramona like that.

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Speaker 1: I did have it, but remember I don't live at

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Speaker 1: storage in Queen's not happening, So I'm just replacing things.

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Speaker 1: They took your stuff to a storage unit in Queen. Yes,

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Speaker 1: oh sis, that's kidnapping. And the TV that you were

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Speaker 1: so that's not somebody no, no, no else, I got it.

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Speaker 1: So yes, I'm doing that. And then I've been riding

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Speaker 1: my bike. That has been exhilarating because word of the

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Speaker 1: days exhilarating because last summer I rode my bike everywhere

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Speaker 1: and I realized I needed to be drunk and high

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Speaker 2: The energy to do it.

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Speaker 1: I've been struggling on this bike for days, and people

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Speaker 1: have been drunk and drunk and high at the same time.

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Speaker 2: Time. Oh memo, wow, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: So now I'm on the bike sober as hell and

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Speaker 1: it sucks and people are while I'm riding, They're.

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Speaker 2: Like, are you okay? And I'm like, I'm fine, and

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Speaker 1: Well, before we introduce our guests, tell us what is

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Speaker 1: the sober bike uniform?

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Speaker 2: What are you wearing on this bike? I'm looking cute.

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Speaker 2: I got like some color, coordination, type situation.

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Speaker 1: No, if I have a blue shirt on, I got

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Speaker 1: my blue sun sunglasses, I got a little shorts, I

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Speaker 1: got sneakers that matches.

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Speaker 2: Are you wearing a bra?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's what the listeners wanted to hear.

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Speaker 1: Not nips are out and you would be surprised. How

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Speaker 1: many dudes think I'm selling ass on a bike?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy.

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Speaker 1: It's why would I sell dank pussy on a bike?

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Speaker 1: Because it's very dank in summertime. It's dank and stank,

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Speaker 1: dank and stank, some people like it. The speaking of

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Speaker 1: dank and stank our guest is not that of.

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Speaker 2: Dank and stank. Our guest is that I'm super excited

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Speaker 2: our nou yur oal guest. Yes, I know.

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Speaker 1: Bank may Main is an all around jack of all trades,

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Speaker 1: right you you're incredible performer? Yes, comedians, fashion icon, fashion icon. Yes,

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Speaker 1: give it up for our hosting expert Peter Smith.

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Speaker 4: Hi, Peter, Peter, I'm great.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say, are you high?

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Speaker 4: I'm a little hungover, okay, and a little high hungover,

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Speaker 4: which people say you can't do, but you can feel it.

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Speaker 2: The next one cotton mouth.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, if you have too many bong rips, it kind

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Speaker 4: Oh, I'm still doing it. It was my birthday yesterday.

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Speaker 4: I had birthday. Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Bond Rips are like the whitest thing that.

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Speaker 4: You can exactly with a big white tea slides with

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Speaker 4: I try not to mix, never mix, never worry with poisons.

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Speaker 3: I was a few months ago when I was in LA.

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Speaker 3: Coughing all over the place so high that I went

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Speaker 2: I don't even know how long later, and that was

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Speaker 1: Oh the dog was outside scratching the door. I think

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Speaker 4: Then he was like, yeah, Peter.

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Speaker 2: Let's talk about you.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 2: From why should people care?

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Speaker 4: I don't know why people should care. But I'm from Chicago.

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Speaker 4: That's home. It was just there this past week. It's gorgeous.

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Speaker 4: The people are spooky as hell. Has to drive past

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Speaker 2: What does the sign say.

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Speaker 4: It's a it's not even a sign, it's a flag.

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Speaker 4: just all black with white capital letters that says Trump

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 4: So I spat on his lawn a few times, clicked

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Speaker 4: You know, you gotta just kind of pay it forward. Okay,

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Speaker 4: So that's where I'm from.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So what is something about Montana that you can

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Speaker 4: You can literally anything you can. I think you can

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Speaker 4: mind is true. Have you seen Twin Peaks?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 4: No, have you seen any David Lynch movie? I don't

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Speaker 4: like the Yeah. Well, this guy's like capital W white

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Speaker 4: uh if you watch it, his brain is something only

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Speaker 1: When I think of Montana, I think of like red dust,

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Speaker 4: It's there is that it's more like brown roads. And

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Speaker 4: of mountains. But there's a forest fire all over the

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Speaker 2: I thought, well, I won't be going there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't be going in there.

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Speaker 2: Are going to go there anywhere?

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Speaker 4: You can come with me. It's very fun and very relaxing.

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Speaker 4: You don't talk to anybody.

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Speaker 2: How was the shopping? How are the thrift shops in Montana.

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Speaker 4: The hit or miss. You go to one and it's like, wow,

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Speaker 4: this is all from people that you know, bought this

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Speaker 2: Like a the dazzled jacket with shoulder pins.

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Speaker 4: Exactly from some like secret rich lady that moved there

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Speaker 2: I follow you on instat and I know that you

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Speaker 2: got the looks.

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Speaker 4: I have a lot of looks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I feel like it's out of town looks.

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Speaker 1: It's definitely not.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I by shop out it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you sports, yeah on the road. Also, your hair

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Speaker 4: Dislike very blonde. I did it production paid for a baby,

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Speaker 4: production paid from my play. I was and they died

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Speaker 2: He's in Peter Pan, Yeah, Peter.

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Speaker 4: Peter, Peter was in Peter was Peter Pan. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I thought Peter Pan was like a child.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this was, you know, but you're a different, different

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Speaker 4: look on an old classic, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So tinker Bell was black and hadreds.

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Speaker 4: No tinker Bell, No, tinker Bell was white and very

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Speaker 4: very famine gay.

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Speaker 2: But Peter were there eating black people at this play?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, in the play, in the play, okay, okay.

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Speaker 2: And their characters.

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Speaker 4: Were in the play, yes, at the play. This was

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Speaker 4: I mean, you walk out and everyone's hair is so

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Speaker 4: just this glowing white audience of old people, of.

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Speaker 2: Old people, just the light bouncing off their ring.

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Speaker 4: The light bouncing off of that blue hair.

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Speaker 2: Beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so let's talk about some events, right, Like Sydney

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Speaker 2: I feel like for the last.

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Speaker 1: I've intended a bunch of events because you know, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: am you on the list is how much?

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Speaker 4: No, I'm not coming.

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Speaker 1: I feel like my birthday's coming up September twenty third.

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Speaker 1: I love a themed birthday play.

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Speaker 2: They've been so good every time.

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Speaker 4: One of the past themes.

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Speaker 2: Last year the theme was suits. You to wear some

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Speaker 2: type of.

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Speaker 1: Suit, catsuit, zoit suit, jumpsuit, a regular suit, jumpsuit, anything. People.

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Speaker 1: Somebody wore a snowsuit, somebody wore bathing suit, like somebody

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Speaker 1: had a suit of cards.

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Speaker 3: People had suit of cards on it was like okay, yeah,

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Speaker 3: and then the year before that it was fresh Prince.

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Speaker 1: I feel like this year I wanted to be disco.

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Speaker 1: I want to be like shiny.

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Speaker 4: You look really good at a disco.

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Speaker 2: You so much like just channeling Donna Summer, just do it.

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Speaker 1: And I have so much crap with sequence and bill bottoms.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I'm ready, and then you want like the playlist

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Speaker 4: is taken care of.

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Speaker 2: So okay, so now where what we're doing stuff?

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Speaker 4: Right? Already you're setting the tone, you know so much?

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Speaker 4: A strong tone. Well the theme helps if you don't,

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Speaker 4: it helps, okay, And it tells people like what to expect,

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Speaker 4: what to wear, people should Yeah, okay, I'll do that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah fun?

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Speaker 2: So what what else? What other?

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Speaker 1: What else do I need to have like a productive

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Speaker 1: disco birthday party?

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Speaker 4: Oh? You need uh tunes? Well, what's it? A disco place?

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Speaker 4: You got liquor, you got music, Yes, you got fun lighting?

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Speaker 2: Yes, oh see.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't even thinking about the lining, but I was

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Speaker 1: thinking about like if you got like streamers, if you

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Speaker 4: Bead, yeah, a bunch of like you could get a

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Speaker 4: put some like powdered sugar, cocaine everywhere.

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Speaker 2: No, the people, the people when I come to the party, would.

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Speaker 4: Powder then just leave mirrors everywhere?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, for this? Wait, these mirrors that got

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Speaker 2: cocaine on it? Can I do that? You're gonna get

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Speaker 2: cocaine for the party? No? Friends, The sugar, the raw sugar.

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Speaker 1: Last year, I started a tradition where I do Molly

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Speaker 2: I would cocaine.

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Speaker 4: Molly's Pretty Disco too, Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: But I didn't really have good Molly lash No. As

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Speaker 2: somebody watching her on Molly, I was like, this is whack. Right.

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Speaker 2: She didn't pull a titty out or nothing, nothing. She

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Speaker 2: did it and she's like, don't touch me. She like

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Speaker 2: on my phone, I don't. Sidney was like super excited

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Speaker 2: that I did Molly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and she was like taking video and shooting pictures

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Speaker 3: and she was just I felt like she was really close.

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Speaker 1: To me, and I was like, please, just don't let

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Speaker 4: Take that's good, you got footage.

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Speaker 2: It lasted for like an hour, so it was not

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Speaker 1: But this year, you know, I got a couple of

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Speaker 1: do it for real this year, allegedly listening Yes, thank

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Speaker 2: And I was like, don't tell anybody, but I'm on Molly.

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Speaker 2: But I said that to every single person at the party, so.

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Speaker 4: We shared secrets. Always a great party A party.

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Speaker 1: Wait, so, Peter, do you think it should be heavy on,

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Speaker 1: like a party should be good, like with drugs and alcohol,

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Speaker 1: or you could have a.

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Speaker 4: Party with that. I have a thing like I if

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Speaker 4: I have people over and I I do smoke weed

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Speaker 4: and what you know, but so I will have some

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Speaker 4: people don't drink, some people only smoke. And I'm always

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Speaker 4: sensitive to that because you know, I'm always sensitive to it.

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Speaker 4: So because I don't sometimes I'm not eating that thing

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Speaker 4: or sometimes I you know, all get shit. So if

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Speaker 4: I leave weed out for people, I always have to

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Speaker 4: call my senator that morning. People are in jail. I

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Speaker 4: can't be like, you know, the too many people are

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Speaker 4: a call. Wait, I'm about to be like everyone have

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Speaker 4: this and we're just having a great time here.

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Speaker 2: I feel like we need to take another step back.

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Speaker 2: If you just leave weed out for.

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Speaker 4: People, I do.

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Speaker 2: Enough orders.

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Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I'm an expert.

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Speaker 2: Baby, literally the best expert.

446
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,920
Speaker 4: I'm an expert. You gotta leave it out.

447
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,439
Speaker 1: You just leave Every party I've gone to when the

448
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:33,040
Speaker 1: host is just so generous with things, it has been

449
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:33,760
Speaker 1: the best party.

450
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,399
Speaker 2: Literally just taking something putting it in your purse.

451
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,520
Speaker 4: Well, sure, if you want, you get it to go

452
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:39,400
Speaker 4: bag of coke.

453
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:43,680
Speaker 2: It's you. I did get a blender, so.

454
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,399
Speaker 4: You've got to get a blender. You gotta maybe steal

455
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,160
Speaker 4: a little weed from Peter's jar of weed.

456
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,920
Speaker 3: That's why well will be at Peter's house for Peter.

457
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:52,719
Speaker 3: Do you live with a comic?

458
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,160
Speaker 4: I live with Sandy Honig.

459
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:58,320
Speaker 1: We were there for a photo shoot with the mateo

460
00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,399
Speaker 1: Lane and Stabros.

461
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,400
Speaker 4: Okay, good to notice it's a home. It's a home studio.

462
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,000
Speaker 4: We've got a home in studio.

463
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,199
Speaker 2: Where all the good stuff is that now, I know,

464
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,040
Speaker 2: I know.

465
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,440
Speaker 1: Have you ever been at a party when and a

466
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:14,000
Speaker 1: guess was just like ridiculous with the drinking on the

467
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:14,920
Speaker 1: drugs or like.

468
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,439
Speaker 4: A party I've had. Yeah, people, there's if I have

469
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:20,760
Speaker 4: a party, someone always passes out in my bed, in

470
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,400
Speaker 4: your bed. One person will well I'll always be fine

471
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,480
Speaker 4: with and I will then you know, tuck them in

472
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,760
Speaker 4: for something. I'll be like you need water, Okay, great,

473
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,200
Speaker 4: I'm gonna shut the door. Okay, tap it off like.

474
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:34,480
Speaker 1: I'm you know, no, you're gonna have them with the

475
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:35,400
Speaker 1: your bed.

476
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,399
Speaker 4: If I love the person, it's fine, if it's a

477
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,679
Speaker 4: stranger that someone else brought him, like, Yo, get this,

478
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,639
Speaker 4: who is this? Get them out of my bed. But

479
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,840
Speaker 4: if it's a friend of mine, I'm like, oh, they're sleeping.

480
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,480
Speaker 1: What if your friend is passed out in your bed

481
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,960
Speaker 1: with their shoes on, I'll take the shoes off.

482
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,159
Speaker 2: What if they got their coat on.

483
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:55,400
Speaker 4: I'll be like, I'm gonna call your car. Okay, that's

484
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:55,800
Speaker 4: what I'll do.

485
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,480
Speaker 2: A pool, an uber pool. Maria'll be like, yo, who

486
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,920
Speaker 2: is this? And you're like, great, it's Sydney. I live

487
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:02,280
Speaker 2: the whole bit in the box.

488
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,679
Speaker 1: So I'll put you in the box and kick you

489
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:05,760
Speaker 1: out my house exactly.

490
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:09,159
Speaker 4: But if someone passes out, you know, that's always like

491
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,639
Speaker 4: all right, I guess I had enough stuff here for

492
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:12,560
Speaker 4: people to have a good time.

493
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:16,520
Speaker 2: He's like, well, that's a control a great host.

494
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,200
Speaker 4: There's always excess of something. I always have too much

495
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:19,679
Speaker 4: of something.

496
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,960
Speaker 2: Have you ever been at an event or at a party?

497
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,600
Speaker 4: Yes, about it?

498
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:25,600
Speaker 2: Let's talk about that.

499
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:26,920
Speaker 1: Oh.

500
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,680
Speaker 4: The first thing that comes to mind. I haven't thought

501
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,600
Speaker 4: about this in a long time was in New Year's

502
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:34,119
Speaker 4: in high school. Actually, that's a this is far check out. Okay,

503
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,280
Speaker 4: this is like the first, I think like I made

504
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 4: a mistake here and I someone had like adderall, and

505
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,000
Speaker 4: I was like, great, New Year's up, all night, baby cool,

506
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:47,120
Speaker 4: I'm sixteen. And then I drank two bottles of red

507
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,720
Speaker 4: wine because I was like, baby, I can't feel this.

508
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,679
Speaker 4: I'm on adderall awesome. Yes again, the whitest thing you

509
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,320
Speaker 4: can do is take an addroll and drink red wine

510
00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:56,960
Speaker 4: and look like a bloate of Justin Bieber for the

511
00:22:56,960 --> 00:23:01,240
Speaker 4: folks at home. I do right now, there's a visual.

512
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:05,560
Speaker 4: And I threw up on my way to the bathroom

513
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 4: and didn't make it all the way in. And this

514
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,440
Speaker 4: was with a bunch of like thirty year olds. I

515
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:10,920
Speaker 4: don't know how I got to this party.

516
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:11,680
Speaker 2: Ow did? Yeah?

517
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 4: Someone brought me there and I was like, I'm amazing, ooh,

518
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:19,360
Speaker 4: adderall cool, red wine, awesome, throw up outside of their bathroom.

519
00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:20,879
Speaker 2: What were you wearing? Yeah?

520
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:26,840
Speaker 4: I was wearing a gold a fully metallic gold French connection,

521
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,200
Speaker 4: like Bomber.

522
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,160
Speaker 2: Jacket French connection.

523
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,560
Speaker 4: I had bought it that morning because I was like, hell, yeah,

524
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:33,879
Speaker 4: it's New Year's I'm buying this and I'm going to

525
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:35,520
Speaker 4: spend all the money I got working at.

526
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,679
Speaker 2: The art store on nine seventy nine dollars.

527
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 4: This was on sale. I remember it being on sale

528
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,320
Speaker 4: because I could not It was like thirty bucks. But

529
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,520
Speaker 4: I vomited, voomited it all over it.

530
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:46,879
Speaker 2: French connection, French connection.

531
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,239
Speaker 4: This was like yes, oh yeah, oh, I definitely got

532
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 4: at Marshalls or I got a cold or something TJ's

533
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 4: or something like that. But vomited all over that, vomited

534
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:57,639
Speaker 4: on my clothes and then just passed out in the

535
00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:01,520
Speaker 4: vomit on their couch, surrounded by people. And I was

536
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,679
Speaker 4: like fully catatonic, definitely alcohol poisoned and just being like

537
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,280
Speaker 4: this is mortifying and sixteen.

538
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:09,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, And that's how Lauren order s Fu starts out.

539
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,359
Speaker 1: There's like a young kids.

540
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 4: I've had enough, I've overdone it, and I've been like

541
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,439
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be fine, like often, but this was one

542
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,040
Speaker 4: of the only times I was like, I don't know

543
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 4: ninety eight percent of the people here, I'm sixteen. I

544
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 4: might die, but I can't move bye, that's the problem.

545
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,920
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I got a good ass story. I got

546
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:31,800
Speaker 1: a good ass story. I was at this I was

547
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:34,439
Speaker 1: at this party. I was with DJ Clue. Can you

548
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 1: believe it? Dj Clue Clue where's DJ Clue now, sis,

549
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 1: I don't know, but at the time, not at this

550
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 1: not on this podcast. But I was at a party

551
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:49,879
Speaker 1: and it was I was with like models and my

552
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 1: friend from work, my friend Caitlin, and I'm drinking Patron

553
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 1: and then somebody was like, ooh, let's do what's Bailey's.

554
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,680
Speaker 1: Let's two shots of Bailey And you know, if you

555
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,199
Speaker 1: missed the coffee Patron with the Bailey's Irish cream, it

556
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 1: tasts like a little frappuccino.

557
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:07,960
Speaker 2: Sh yes, but that was.

558
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 1: And then I had vodka, vodka and cranberry juice, so

559
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 1: I had all those things.

560
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 2: We're having a good time. They're like, let's go to

561
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:19,880
Speaker 2: this guy's house.

562
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 1: This guy has like a huge condominium in Soho beautiful.

563
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 2: So we're in the escalade. We're going there escalate. It

564
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 2: was DJ Clues right right. So we're having a good time.

565
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:35,200
Speaker 2: We get to the house.

566
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:38,680
Speaker 1: The house is beautiful, Like I shouldn't even I should

567
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:42,640
Speaker 1: be I should take my shoes, my clothes. It was Prisine,

568
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,960
Speaker 1: if the couches were white. Everything was great. Everybody's having

569
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:50,640
Speaker 1: a good time. I black out and I start projectile

570
00:25:50,760 --> 00:26:02,400
Speaker 1: vomiting everywhere on the couch everywhere on DJ Clues, not him.

571
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:06,199
Speaker 1: It was another guy's eton or whatever. They take me to.

572
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 1: They take me to, They take me to the bathroom.

573
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 1: The bathroom is beautiful. It's one of those like marbles,

574
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 1: marb so nice shower everything. They throw me in the shower.

575
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,119
Speaker 1: They turned the shower on.

576
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:18,440
Speaker 2: Absolutely bitch.

577
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 1: And you know how the hair situation was. It wasn't

578
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,200
Speaker 1: my hair and it shouldn't have been in that show.

579
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:26,920
Speaker 2: Was it a synthetic wid It was very clipping. It

580
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,920
Speaker 2: was it was like me in college.

581
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 1: So this was so it was like it was package hair,

582
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 1: beauty supplied, Beauty's beauty.

583
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,680
Speaker 4: Hair beat her.

584
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 1: So another girl was like, we should take her clothes off.

585
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,240
Speaker 1: They take my clothes off while I'm in the shower.

586
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:48,120
Speaker 1: This is right, okay, I'm convulsing, convulsing in the shower.

587
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:51,000
Speaker 1: I'm about to die. And DJ Clue is like, right

588
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 1: outside of the bathroom.

589
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,159
Speaker 2: You thought he was outside.

590
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,120
Speaker 3: He was inside holding soggy blouse.

591
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 2: He was like, that looked like beauty supplies store hair.

592
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 2: He was like that don't look like shoo shoot, new weave,

593
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 2: new weed.

594
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:09,439
Speaker 1: So anyway, I throw up. They they wrap me up

595
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,879
Speaker 1: in a in a blanket. They put me on the couch.

596
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:14,879
Speaker 1: The guy was really sweet about it. He was like,

597
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 1: I just wanted to make sure you're okay. I thought

598
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:19,719
Speaker 1: you died. I was like, so, y'all rolled me up

599
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:24,880
Speaker 1: in a blanket. They're gonna put me in a rug,

600
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 1: in a rug or something.

601
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, throw you in the Hudson. That's how long order

602
00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:30,120
Speaker 2: is for you shoot end.

603
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 4: Clothes at ship.

604
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:36,119
Speaker 2: How old were you when that happened. I was like

605
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 2: twenty four. I ran out of college.

606
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 1: I feel like the drunkest I've ever the first time

607
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 1: I ever got blackout drunk. I was also sixteen, and

608
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,879
Speaker 1: I wanted to get drunk. I was drinking to get

609
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 1: drunk because I was like, this is gonna be fun,

610
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:50,399
Speaker 1: you know.

611
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 3: I'd seen all the team party movies Like I was like,

612
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 3: this is I'm supposed to do this?

613
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 2: And I was a black.

614
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 3: Wood from my house at my friend Farah's house and

615
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 3: her other just kept giving us shots of like do

616
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 3: y'all remember smearing off?

617
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,360
Speaker 2: It was something like that, so cheap.

618
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:11,880
Speaker 3: So cheap, so like like fruity tasting. And I got

619
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 3: real drunk and they were like, oh, we can't take

620
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 3: her home like this because my friends are. They're good friends.

621
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 3: But then her parents were like, she has to go

622
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:20,680
Speaker 3: because their parents suck.

623
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 2: They threw me in the car.

624
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 3: I kept jumping out of the car because I was like, oh,

625
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 3: they gonna beat my ass. Like I knew I was

626
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:30,120
Speaker 3: too drunk, and they put the child locks on. So

627
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 3: I rolled the window down and tried to crawl out

628
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 3: of the window of a moving car, and they put

629
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 3: me between They sandwiched me between them, and then we.

630
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 2: Pull up to my house. The people across the street

631
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 2: are having a party.

632
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get out still as soon as the

633
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 3: car stops, soon as the child locks are open, I fall.

634
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 2: Out of the car land on the street.

635
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 1: Right now, I have one of these dads that has

636
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 1: like a real scary face, Like my dad looks like

637
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 1: like a like a young Samuel L.

638
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 2: Jackson. Like that's what my father's face was like. And

639
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 2: his name is Samya and.

640
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 3: His name is Samuel. So everyone in my neighborhood was

641
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 3: always terrified of my dad. So this guy across the

642
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 3: street saw me fall land on my face, he was like,

643
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 3: is that marat? He kicks me up. He tells my

644
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 3: friends to go. They leave me, and he sits with

645
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 3: me on the porch. My dad is in the window

646
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 3: behind us, watching this happen, and he opens the door

647
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:21,479
Speaker 3: right behind us.

648
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 1: This dude runs across the street. He's like, Nope, don't

649
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 1: want these problems with this Haitian man. I'm so drunk

650
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 1: that I'm like, well, maybe my dad didn't see me.

651
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 1: I crawl behind the bushes. My dad is like, I

652
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: could see you. I'm like, well, now I'm peeing, so

653
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 1: I have to stay here.

654
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. They pulled me in the house. I'm

655
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 2: like covered in pee. I threw up. There's like water

656
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 2: bottles all in my purse. My mom was like. My

657
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 2: mom was like, she's on drugs, and I'm sure they

658
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 2: beat mass. I can't remember. That's how drunk I was.

659
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 3: But that same day, my brother came home high in

660
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 3: brand new shoes and my mother was like, where did

661
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 3: you get those?

662
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 1: And he was like they were having a sale. So

663
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 1: my parents thought that they failed that day, and they

664
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 1: kind of do. But my sister was there. She was

665
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 1: reading books or something.

666
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, highlighting a big, big book, yeah yeah, with glasses

667
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 4: like drinking water yeah yeah yeah. Yeah.

668
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 1: So Peter, one of the rules is not having a

669
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 1: sixteen year old at your party.

670
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 4: Not being sixteen years old, I don't know how to

671
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 4: have drugs. That's the yeah, because the mistakes you make

672
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 4: after that, it's like, no, this is I mean, it's

673
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:24,560
Speaker 4: your fault when you're sixteen, but after that it's not

674
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:25,480
Speaker 4: really forgivable.

675
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 2: It's not. And so leading to that.

676
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 1: Food, food is a great deal at a party because

677
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 1: when people tell me they have food at the house,

678
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 1: I'm thinking they have food crackers, not food.

679
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 2: That's right.

680
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 4: That's why you got to like, I like having a

681
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 4: meal or like something like pizza, like something actual pizza

682
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 4: is not related whatever, but something pizza is so easy

683
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 4: you can have it. People can eat that for dinner

684
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 4: or whatever. But then I usually have some crackers, but

685
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 4: just that. And you're inviting people over at like seven,

686
00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 4: it's like people are expecting dinner. Here your food.

687
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you invite somebody somewhere at seven, they're

688
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 1: not gonna show up to like eighty thirty exactly because.

689
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 4: They might potentially you never know. You have to you

690
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 4: have to.

691
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 1: If I want people to come to my house at

692
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 1: seven thirty, what time should I invite them to the house.

693
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 4: You want them to be there at seven thirty. Uh,

694
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know if you know, if

695
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 4: you know that they're all going to show up an hour.

696
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 2: Late and but them at six thirty, they're gonna come

697
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 2: at nine.

698
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 4: I know. Well that's how well.

699
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 1: Marisa at six thirty. I know she's always about an

700
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: hour late. I don't want to be the first person there,

701
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 1: so I get to carry the one divided about six

702
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 1: eleven Uber serve pricing.

703
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:38,520
Speaker 2: I got to get there at twelve.

704
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 4: It's brunch. You'll do brunch the next one exactly.

705
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, people, you know what are you going to have

706
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 2: on the on the like table? Though? When people are

707
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 2: coming in at your party.

708
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 4: Well, pizza. Fried chicken is always really good, except the

709
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 4: fried chicken clean up is a major thing. Oh, you

710
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 4: gotta know what to do with.

711
00:31:56,520 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 3: The Should I have a disco fried chicken party?

712
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 4: People? No one gets more excited when there's a gigantic

713
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 4: pile of fried chicken.

714
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 2: It depends on what kind of fried chicken did you?

715
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 4: Actually, that's a horror story I have of a party.

716
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 2: Let's talk about this.

717
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 4: I lived in Missouri and it was it was there

718
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 4: was some there was okay chicken. Sorry, but Louis Saint Louis.

719
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 4: But I had a party. I don't care about that.

720
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 4: I think the Kentucky Derby is like scary scarce with

721
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 4: the hats, with the hats and like it's like just

722
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 4: scary to me. So and but I had a Kentucky

723
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 4: Derby party in college and in college classy, and it

724
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 4: was a you know, people put you know, their fine

725
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 4: and stuff that's on whatever. But I was like, I'm

726
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 4: gonna have a bunch of fried chicken for this party.

727
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 4: It's like may it's hot, have it out all day.

728
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 4: People love it. Whatever I had, Like, I ordered over

729
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 4: two hundred pieces of fried chicken from where, like all

730
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 4: of it, full bird, the whole thing, big gigantic pile

731
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 4: of it. And I had there were like fifty people

732
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 4: invited and it was a large party. And I had

733
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 4: a took one of those plastic bins you like put

734
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 4: stuff for storage in, and I made that an ice

735
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 4: I made that an ice bucket. Okay, no, no, the chicken, no, no, no,

736
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 4: chicken was on like brown paper or whatever. But at

737
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 4: the towards the end of the party, it lasted like

738
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 4: eight hours because people got there like noon, so uh no,

739
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 4: lasted like eleven hours, but at like six o'clock. The

740
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 4: ice bucket had all melted by that point and it

741
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:49,240
Speaker 4: was located by the fried chicken, so people were started

742
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:53,479
Speaker 4: thinking that that was a garbage can. So people were

743
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 4: then throwing their like old chicken bones in this like

744
00:33:56,600 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 4: liquor water, and I then, uh didn't realize that until

745
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 4: two days later. Two days because the party people left

746
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,320
Speaker 4: at eleven and then I went to like the party

747
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 4: moved to someone else's house. I then stayed at that

748
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:16,320
Speaker 4: person's house, spent the day. The next day at their house,

749
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 4: we went to like this lake whatever that night. It

750
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,400
Speaker 4: was a good time. And then I came back to

751
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 4: my house the following evening and I was like, I

752
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:26,840
Speaker 4: thought I had cleaned up, and then I was like,

753
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 4: what is that smell? And then I discover a like

754
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:38,280
Speaker 4: cesspool chicken bone. It was like Azelia Banks's closet chicken

755
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,880
Speaker 4: bones and like I don't even know what And it

756
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 4: was the most disgusting thing I've ever had to deal

757
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 4: with in my life. Oh, it was all of it,

758
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,720
Speaker 4: but like bloat, like with liquor and like beer smell,

759
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 4: soaking all that.

760
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 1: It was just really a new business liquor.

761
00:34:56,200 --> 00:35:01,800
Speaker 4: It was disgusting. You Yeah, just put a good clear

762
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:04,400
Speaker 4: garbage can next to those that chicken, you know, so

763
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 4: just people know where it was. The chicken good because

764
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 4: it chicken was really good, Okay, because you were there.

765
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 2: Biscuits.

766
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 4: I had biscuits, I had chicken. I had Actually I

767
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 4: called Martha Stewart for this party. I talked to her on

768
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 4: the phone. I called her on her podcast, how about

769
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:20,320
Speaker 4: that You're alive? I had Twitter. I just got on

770
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 4: Twitter and she was, you know, she's always active on

771
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 4: whatever the up and up is, and she was tweeting

772
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 4: about her ExM radio show. Sorry to advertise a different

773
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 4: radio pro you are, But she was like, call me in,

774
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 4: call in your questions whatever for like parties. And I

775
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 4: was like, I think I got this under control. But

776
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 4: it's Kentucky Derby time. Maybe she'll be like, oh yeah,

777
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 4: we can talk about that in the air. That's like

778
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 4: something people want to talk about.

779
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:42,280
Speaker 2: Yeah.

780
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 4: So I called her and I was like, Hi, wow, uh,

781
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,359
Speaker 4: I'm having a Kentucky Derby party. What should I put out?

782
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,760
Speaker 4: And she was like, put out some bri and cucumbers

783
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 4: And You're like, I know that, lady. I was like

784
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 4: I've seen a television show like this is, you know,

785
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 4: And I was pissed. What to put out though, But

786
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 4: then she said I I'm going this year and I

787
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,320
Speaker 4: said oh. She was like, I need to find a hat.

788
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 4: I probably have a hat around and I said, oh,

789
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 4: I bet you do. And then she hung up, sniffed

790
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:12,399
Speaker 4: pretty much, and I heard like the air come out

791
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:15,799
Speaker 4: of the recording studio and then she said, well, thank you,

792
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 4: and then she hung up.

793
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 2: I love the Stewart.

794
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 4: I accidentally pissed her off, but whatever, well, thank you.

795
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 4: She told me to three out and I was like,

796
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 4: we know, that's.

797
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 2: Well, it's going to be at the disco party.

798
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 4: No, but I think there should be a fried chicken.

799
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,919
Speaker 2: I think cheese is a hard one. I think cheese

800
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:30,760
Speaker 2: is a hard one.

801
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:34,240
Speaker 1: Because unless people eat it right away, that's gross.

802
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 2: If it's a long ass party, you're.

803
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 4: Supposed to leave cheese out for five hours before you

804
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 4: eat it.

805
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 2: What.

806
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what French people do, so it gets room temperature.

807
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:48,320
Speaker 2: French people look like that's.

808
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 1: So that warm breeze, that moldy breathing and cigarette exactly No, wait, five.

809
00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 4: Counting in the house. I let that happen if people

810
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:00,800
Speaker 4: are by the way.

811
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:03,319
Speaker 2: Smoking cigarettes, Yeah, that's rude. I think that the only.

812
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 1: Cigarettes people should be allowed to smoke inside, like the

813
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 1: long thin fun Well.

814
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 4: I just sometimes like someone's smoking a cigarette inside. I'm like,

815
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:09,760
Speaker 4: that's fun.

816
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,360
Speaker 2: No, that's not fun to me, Not for me in

817
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,760
Speaker 2: my hair, not for me in my key account.

818
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 4: I mean, I guess that's How.

819
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,800
Speaker 1: Do you feel about bringing stuff? Should people bring stuff

820
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 1: to a party?

821
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 2: Let's talk about it.

822
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 1: Sure, like bottles or you know, drugs to share or

823
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:27,399
Speaker 1: a friend, Like how.

824
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:28,359
Speaker 2: Do you feel about these things?

825
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,880
Speaker 4: Uh, if you're gonna bring a friend, you better bring

826
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 4: enough booze for two more friends because that friend's going

827
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 4: to drink other people's stuff. Yeah, so you gotta be prepared.

828
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:44,799
Speaker 4: You should bring enough for you to be like, oh,

829
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,399
Speaker 4: this is enough for me. I think unless the person

830
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 4: says don't bring anything, you know what I mean?

831
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 1: How do you feel about people who say don't bring anything?

832
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 1: Because every time.

833
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 4: I the better have enough?

834
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:54,920
Speaker 2: Yes, every time I.

835
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:56,880
Speaker 1: Come and they're like, don't bring anything. I get there

836
00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:00,720
Speaker 1: and I'm like, where's the seltzer? Where is the limons

837
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 1: of the line? Yeah, like you they'll have the alcohol,

838
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 1: but they don't have the things that you drink. If

839
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 1: you don't drink alcohol, then like, where's the other beverages

840
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,839
Speaker 1: refreshments for my black ass?

841
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,839
Speaker 4: You gotta have you need to have a You gotta

842
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 4: have all options for everybody.

843
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 2: You have to because I agree that you should have some.

844
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 4: It's expensive, but you know what, if you're gonna do

845
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:22,839
Speaker 4: it right, treat.

846
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 2: If you've got to do a party, do it do

847
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:25,280
Speaker 2: to damn party.

848
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 1: Go big or go home while you are home and

849
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:28,880
Speaker 1: you're not being bigger.

850
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 4: Or if someone or if someone's coming and they have

851
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 4: like really specific I don't know, if they don't drink,

852
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 4: it can be like, you know, bring something to drink.

853
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 2: I don't have any free drinks.

854
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,920
Speaker 4: Do you have any gluten free drinks? Sorry? I just

855
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 4: had to repeat it.

856
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 2: Just imagine somebody said, like a vegan that doesn't.

857
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 4: Shrink blah blah blah blah blah. Exactly.

858
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,839
Speaker 1: How do you feel about people who have those like

859
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 1: restrictions coming to parties?

860
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 2: They can gifted.

861
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 4: I mean, as someone who will bring a restriction to

862
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 4: a party, but it's not I'm not going to be

863
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 4: like you don't have something for me, because that's not fair.

864
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 4: It's not party is not for me. It's for the

865
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,359
Speaker 4: majority of the people that are there. So if I'm

866
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 4: coming and I'm like, I don't eat that right now,

867
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 4: then I will either shut up and deal with it,

868
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:16,240
Speaker 4: or I will bring something that maybe someone else doesn't

869
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 4: eat that right now.

870
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 1: Sidney, how do you feel when you are a parties

871
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,320
Speaker 1: and there's nothing for you or there are no sober

872
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: people options?

873
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,839
Speaker 2: As a sober person, the party ain't for me. It's

874
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 2: not for me.

875
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 1: There will be nothing there for me, Like there'll be

876
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 1: a flavored club soda and maybe a tostito with a.

877
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 2: Hints of lime.

878
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 1: I feel like, if you know sober people are coming,

879
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,399
Speaker 1: you better have a fucking tostito with a hint of lime. Bitch,

880
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 1: did you just bring a regular tostitoot?

881
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,320
Speaker 4: Okay when you said you want lime flavored chip talking.

882
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,399
Speaker 2: About the chips that you did?

883
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 4: Yes?

884
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 2: Because I don't know why. I'm thinking of Toastino's pizza roles.

885
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 2: Is that a thing?

886
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 1: Tosto toastitos, tostitos toastinos though, that's that's fun for a party.

887
00:39:55,360 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 4: Tostinos, bagel bites, you know what I'm talking about? No, that

888
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 4: sounds very bro Pizza bagels that like toastinos or anything

889
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 4: like frozen tater tots that's also really white, you can

890
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,280
Speaker 4: also have. That's why I like fried chicken though, because

891
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:16,319
Speaker 4: everybody likes fried chicken and it's dinner. I went to

892
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 4: an appetizer in one.

893
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 1: I went to a chicken and beer party once under

894
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 1: a bridge. It was fried chicken and party. It was fantastic,

895
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 1: but I don't drink beer. I was like, it's not

896
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,360
Speaker 1: a good to say. It's a chicken and beer party,

897
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 1: not a chicken and rose party. So I decided to

898
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 1: take my chicken and go.

899
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's good, thank you. I get what you want

900
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 4: from the party, and if once you get what you

901
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,279
Speaker 4: wanted from it, get either.

902
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,720
Speaker 3: So how do you feel when you plan an event

903
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,320
Speaker 3: right and then because you know, like people will double

904
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 3: stack things right, They'll say, I'm going to go to

905
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 3: this thing for half an hour and then go to

906
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 3: this other thing. How do you feel when people come

907
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 3: to your thing, get drunk on your stuff and then

908
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 3: dip early?

909
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,799
Speaker 2: Is that something that like you or just in general.

910
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:58,720
Speaker 4: Like, never got pis I've never that doesn't That's fine?

911
00:40:58,920 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 2: Yeah I have.

912
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 1: I had a couple of friends who have problems with

913
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:06,280
Speaker 1: that what happened. It was, well, it was her birthday actually,

914
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 1: which don't tell.

915
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 4: Don't tell the person. Don't be like, I'm going somewhere

916
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:11,839
Speaker 4: better buy. Thanks for the drugs and the booze. Thanks

917
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 4: for letting me pregame here, but sorry I cut you off.

918
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's pretty much what it was. They

919
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 1: came to her birthday. They didn't bring anything, Nope, nope,

920
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 1: which I think is is it's a it's a toss up.

921
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 1: It's like how close are you to this person? But

922
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 1: it was an intimate thing at her house and her house.

923
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 2: If you're not that close to me, why are you

924
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:30,320
Speaker 2: at my birthday party?

925
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 1: One? Right?

926
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:34,360
Speaker 3: But you're not bringing anything too, And it's at my house.

927
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 3: It's like twelve people here, Yes, why are you here?

928
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 2: I mean that's not true.

929
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 1: I've invited people that I'm not really that okay, right,

930
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 1: shut up. And it was in the financial district and

931
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 1: the apartment was bombed. Like you would have gone, Marie,

932
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 1: absolutely everybody's going to come.

933
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 2: Everybody.

934
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 1: They would have looked at the address Easy Street or

935
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 1: Street Easy or whatever. They'd be like sixty Water Street

936
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 1: taking photos. I'm getting my my new apps out my

937
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 1: face two and everything.

938
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:05,280
Speaker 2: New hinge profile. So she's there and.

939
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 1: You know, one the people came in with other friends, which,

940
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:12,439
Speaker 1: like you said, if you're gonna bring somebody, you better

941
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 1: bring some respects.

942
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 4: Exactly.

943
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 1: They came, they drank. They she had food that she

944
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:21,879
Speaker 1: actually cooked, prepared herself. They ain't that, and then they

945
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 1: barely spoke to her and then they bounced.

946
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:24,959
Speaker 4: That's rude.

947
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 1: Where these people, she knew these are like neighbors, like

948
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: people who heard the music and they came in ate

949
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 1: and then left.

950
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 2: They live in the vicinity. But no, they weren't neighbors.

951
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:34,240
Speaker 4: That's rude.

952
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 2: It's very rude. Right.

953
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 4: Well, it's like either you're gonna come and leave soon,

954
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 4: so you better leave something. I don't know, like there's

955
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 4: rules to it. Put a bottle in it, like I

956
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:47,359
Speaker 4: gotta go. But here's one Celia that's like, okay, great,

957
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 4: thanks a lot for keeping the party going instead of

958
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:52,240
Speaker 4: taking the party and then leaving and dashing. People are rude.

959
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 1: I sat here and slaved over this roasted chicken and

960
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 1: you just ate some and then left.

961
00:42:58,560 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 2: That's so she roasted chicken.

962
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:03,440
Speaker 1: That was it dinner part It was like it was yeah,

963
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 1: and while she was telling me about this party.

964
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 2: I said, but you did not invite you time. I said,

965
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 2: I would have stayed the whole night.

966
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 1: I would have brought an overnight bag, bitch, that's why

967
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,839
Speaker 1: you didn't get invited. I would have brought some Rice

968
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,320
Speaker 1: Krispy treats like I would have had dessert.

969
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, Rice Krispy trees.

970
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 4: Those are good because those can just kind of stay

971
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,280
Speaker 4: out and they don't get Yeah, we got to figure

972
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 4: out if that doesn't get funky, if it stays out.

973
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 1: We were at a barbecue recently and somebody made like

974
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 1: a homemade here was that. I don't know, Oh, Rebecca Vigil,

975
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 1: I had so many rice Christmas write down.

976
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, because that's the thing. If you're famous for something

977
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 4: or you have something good, it's like, hey, bring that.

978
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 2: Bring it like alternate understudy snacks.

979
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:49,839
Speaker 4: Bring the things. Make that dip. You had a friend

980
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 4: that made a dip. She makes us like dip. That's

981
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,759
Speaker 4: so it's like a taco. It's like you mix a

982
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 4: bunch of ship and it's terrible for you, but it's

983
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 4: so good. Got like MGG like a heaven layered dip.

984
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:04,399
Speaker 4: You bring the toast with lime. It's like just yeah,

985
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 4: bring it.

986
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:05,880
Speaker 2: Over, Okay.

987
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 1: But my thing is, how do you feel about trusting

988
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 1: people who make things at home and then bring them

989
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 1: to party? Talk about it dirty hand, dirty hand. They

990
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 1: don't wash the lettuce like people. They don't know how

991
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 1: to make macaroni.

992
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 4: Balance you. If you see someone that's like suspect, you

993
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 4: got to just be like, so this is this? Uh

994
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 4: Marie made that. You know, just be clear when you're

995
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,760
Speaker 4: like showing people coming, like there's food over there. Marie

996
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 4: made that.

997
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 3: No no, no, but you know what I'm saying, like I'll

998
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 3: wash and rinse and triple everything. But I was at

999
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 3: this party, uh with an ex boyfriend, you know, the one,

1000
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 3: the only one that I have years ago, and uh,

1001
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 3: we were eating this like anti pasta dish.

1002
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 1: It's like lettuce and salami, right salami. I was like,

1003
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:54,720
Speaker 1: went back for thirds, okay, went back for thirds.

1004
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 3: The guy who made it happened to be standing next

1005
00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 3: to me, and I was like, this is so good.

1006
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:02,360
Speaker 2: He was like notice that.

1007
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 3: He was like it was real easy to make too.

1008
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,239
Speaker 3: I didn't have to rinse it or nothing, because it's

1009
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 3: the package. It's triple rinsed. I said, you still need

1010
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 3: to rinse this.

1011
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 2: His ants in this. Yeah, there's legit bugs Like.

1012
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:18,320
Speaker 1: You listen, just because the back says triple rints or whatever,

1013
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 1: you still have to rinse the leaves.

1014
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 2: There's legit. There are bugs in bugs still.

1015
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,920
Speaker 1: And I don't know how many you know farm roaches

1016
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 1: I ate, but I had three.

1017
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 2: Of this anti pasta ant an. I'm trying to put

1018
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,280
Speaker 2: that in there. I heard I was.

1019
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 3: But I did go to a barbecue once and it

1020
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 3: was like on somebody's roof and they were cooking on

1021
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:46,400
Speaker 3: the grill and I was eating a cheeseburger and I

1022
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 3: was like, okay, this is kind of cute. And the

1023
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:50,439
Speaker 3: guy on the grill, a dog came up to him

1024
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 3: and I was watching him flip the meat with like

1025
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 3: two of his fingers and the spatula and then the

1026
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:56,839
Speaker 3: dog came and you let the.

1027
00:45:56,800 --> 00:46:00,959
Speaker 2: Dog lick these same two trash. I threw my burger off.

1028
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 1: The roof, Yes you did, because it's just it's like

1029
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 1: not everybody is clean, and not everybody sees and things

1030
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:09,399
Speaker 1: the way and how what do you do when you

1031
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:13,319
Speaker 1: bite into something and it trash and you see at

1032
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 1: the party and you see the person that you're like,

1033
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 1: I know you made this you know what I do.

1034
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 1: I throw it under the couch. I spin it into

1035
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 1: a napkin, and then I throw it under the couch.

1036
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 4: I can't. I can't think of the time that that's

1037
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 4: happened to me right now. I can't. I can't. I don't.

1038
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 2: You've never been to a party.

1039
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:31,399
Speaker 4: I really can't think of something. But what I would

1040
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 4: do is I would Yeah, it's be it to a

1041
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 4: napkin and check out.

1042
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 2: Something Todney, what do you do if you bite it?

1043
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:36,800
Speaker 2: This something in is trash.

1044
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 1: I'm so vocal that I'm oh, I'm clutching my bro

1045
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 1: I'll probably before I eat it that looks weird.

1046
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 4: No, I'll stay clear for me.

1047
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 1: I'll ask who made it. I'll see what their fingernails

1048
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:54,240
Speaker 1: look like. And then if I taste it and it's trash,

1049
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 1: I'll warn all the black people coming in after that,

1050
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 1: I like, no, you don't want eat that.

1051
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,959
Speaker 2: If I'm there with Marie, I'm going live on answer

1052
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 2: the girl.

1053
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:06,240
Speaker 1: Look at this macaroni dry ass salad. My throat feels

1054
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:07,840
Speaker 1: like I just swallowed glass.

1055
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:08,880
Speaker 4: Do you like macaroni?

1056
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 5: No?

1057
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 2: Not really.

1058
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 4: Anything that's like mayonnaise based on mayonnaise.

1059
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 1: Pasta I'm here for a macaroni and cheese and even that,

1060
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 1: like there's a there's an art to that, you know,

1061
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:20,800
Speaker 1: like not craft.

1062
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 4: How do you like it? Do you like it with

1063
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 4: cheese up baked? You like it with bread crumbs?

1064
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 2: You like it with That's the only way macaroni and

1065
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:27,880
Speaker 2: cheese should have, like three cheeses.

1066
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 4: It needs to be baked.

1067
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 1: Oh, Marie, what's that thing that we had that was

1068
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 1: like pee, it was peas, it was peas and cheese.

1069
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 2: It was where were we? Oh yeah, salad?

1070
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 3: And every when it came and everybody was like, nobody's

1071
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 3: touching that. I got up and had some said this

1072
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 3: is phenomenonal, was like is everybody jumped up?

1073
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 2: It was gone. We bust that ship down.

1074
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 4: Okay everything Brussels sprouts, peas and cheese.

1075
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 2: No, that is bustles separate. But I put it all

1076
00:47:58,760 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 2: on the same plate and need the whole.

1077
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 4: Dingyeah yeah, yea yeah, so good. So that's the thing.

1078
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 4: You're either given dinner or you're given snacks.

1079
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna add Jenny's name to the list for

1080
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:07,839
Speaker 2: the birthday. Yes she did.

1081
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 4: And if it's a birthday and you have friends, like

1082
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:11,799
Speaker 4: you know, it's like, can you please make that? It's

1083
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 4: so good? And they're like, sure, that's your birthday gift.

1084
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,279
Speaker 1: I like when people just bring bottles, you know, like

1085
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 1: bring stuff that when the party's over, I'm taking this

1086
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 1: home and I'm not a big drinker, so that stuff

1087
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:23,439
Speaker 1: will last me for a cool year.

1088
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:25,319
Speaker 4: And if you're a guest, you can bring a bottle up.

1089
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:26,800
Speaker 4: But you can if you know there's going to be

1090
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 4: enough for you whatever, you can hide it in their

1091
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,400
Speaker 4: fridge with like a little note on it. And how

1092
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 4: good is that when you find like a secret bottle

1093
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:36,839
Speaker 4: or something like, oh thank god, I got this rose

1094
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:37,359
Speaker 4: right now?

1095
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 1: Peter the guest list, how do you feel about you

1096
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:44,719
Speaker 1: invite you? It's open, you're inviting every but there's people

1097
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:46,279
Speaker 1: who have drama with each other?

1098
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 2: What's up with that?

1099
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:52,359
Speaker 4: That is their problem, that's what you think, and then

1100
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 4: it could become your.

1101
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 1: Problem, right because then they get into a fight and

1102
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 1: they break your coffee table.

1103
00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:00,799
Speaker 2: Now, what what's up you? Okay? Dust all over?

1104
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 4: Ye cocaine does? Donna Summer's blaring on the speaker. You Uh,

1105
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:09,400
Speaker 4: it's bad. Girls. You got to I don't know, kick

1106
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 4: them out. Say this isn't about you, you're gonna have

1107
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:12,799
Speaker 4: to go.

1108
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,440
Speaker 2: But do you invite both parties though.

1109
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 4: Or unless you invite the one that you I mean,

1110
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,840
Speaker 4: you know, if you're friends with both, you shouldn't take sides.

1111
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 4: But if you're closer with othermen, don't.

1112
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 3: Or you tell them that they're soonel is going to

1113
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 3: be here, So and so might come just so they know.

1114
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 2: But I feel some type of way, like we.

1115
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 1: If we close friends and you invite somebody that you know,

1116
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 1: I have a problem with.

1117
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 2: What were we doing?

1118
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:41,280
Speaker 1: Sis, I'm inviting her for the gift she's coming because

1119
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 1: you know she gives good she brings good presents.

1120
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 4: Or if you're friends with if you like both people,

1121
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 4: you just gotta tell them beforehand, like this person's coming,

1122
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 4: so you can either deal with it and I'll I'll.

1123
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 3: Be like what, Yeah, Sydney went live at my birthday

1124
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,400
Speaker 3: party last year because I didn't invite a bunch of

1125
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 3: people that I don't like, but I was inviting total strangers.

1126
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:01,719
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, you're cool, you have cool suit

1127
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:05,840
Speaker 3: on come to my birthday And Sydney went live and

1128
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 3: was like, Marie throws the best parties. If you aren't invited,

1129
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 3: she don't like you and.

1130
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:16,279
Speaker 4: And messaging me the day.

1131
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 1: People were messaging me the next day and they were like,

1132
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 1: I see so and so was invited to your birthday party.

1133
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:23,880
Speaker 1: I thought that we were remembered. There was a there

1134
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 1: was a friend of mine who I'm.

1135
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 3: Still not really cool with a year later because he

1136
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 3: didn't get invited. And it was like, but you kind

1137
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 3: of boring dude, Like you didn't get invited because like

1138
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 3: you're like a wet blanket.

1139
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 1: I'm not inviting you to my birthday party. So you're

1140
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 1: stuck on me all night, Like I want to spend

1141
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,439
Speaker 1: time with my friends and I don't want like some

1142
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 1: like uncomfortable.

1143
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 2: Like dad dude. They're like, Okay, actually you might need

1144
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:46,880
Speaker 2: a coaster for that.

1145
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 1: Okay, like that's why you weren't invited exactly, not you,

1146
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 1: But you can come this year.

1147
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:52,839
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll bring stuff.

1148
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 1: Stuff, Peter, what are you bringing? Yes, let's talk about it.

1149
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:01,520
Speaker 4: I gets a case by case basis, but usually it's bottles, yeah,

1150
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 4: because like bringing food on the trains hard.

1151
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 2: It is on the trade.

1152
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 4: Were the folks at home if you're taking the train,

1153
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:14,799
Speaker 4: if you can take a car and you can put

1154
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 4: you know, a couple of cakes in there. Do it.

1155
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 4: But if you're taking the train, just put a bottle

1156
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 4: in your bag and call.

1157
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:21,839
Speaker 2: It a day.

1158
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:25,360
Speaker 1: What's your go to bottle? Usually Rose, Yes, thank you,

1159
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 1: it's so classy.

1160
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:32,399
Speaker 4: Or I'll get like yeah Rose yellow tail yellow. I'll

1161
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:35,720
Speaker 4: get like a like I'll find actually, someone brought Trader

1162
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 4: a trader Joe's box a Rose eight. You feel about

1163
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 4: wine if it's like I like, I'm into it. I'm rerillly.

1164
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 2: I like box one. I like a cane one of rose.

1165
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 4: There aren't big bottles. They're like that you don't have

1166
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 4: to open the bottle. You just kind of like pump

1167
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 4: it out. I'm into it. They're taking good ones. There

1168
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:52,320
Speaker 4: are good ones.

1169
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:56,839
Speaker 2: There are good ones. There are good Yeah, I seed

1170
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:57,719
Speaker 2: juice box Rose.

1171
00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 4: Absolutely.

1172
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,440
Speaker 1: Actually one time we were we were at a barbecue

1173
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 1: Sid and I had to leave and I didn't want

1174
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:05,719
Speaker 1: to leave my wine and I cut the top off

1175
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:09,280
Speaker 1: a juice box and poured my wine into the juice box.

1176
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 2: Do you remember that she's a crafty bitch.

1177
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:14,919
Speaker 4: I think people should it be. It's nice if people

1178
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,839
Speaker 4: leave with something. You get it again, blender.

1179
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:21,360
Speaker 1: Liveries of my birthday party and you leave all your bottles.

1180
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 2: Some people live leave with HPV.

1181
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:25,440
Speaker 1: It's great, okay, sure, but now, okay, hold on, how

1182
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:28,839
Speaker 1: do y'all feel about people who bring you something for

1183
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:31,919
Speaker 1: your party then leave with that thing?

1184
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:33,879
Speaker 2: Leave with it?

1185
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:37,920
Speaker 1: Okay, it's fucked Peter. Hold on, what if you make

1186
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 1: something for the party? Everybody look at it and be

1187
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 1: like and so it's there, So you're like, well, I'm

1188
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:45,920
Speaker 1: taking my thing back.

1189
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 4: Actually, you know what? I did this earlier this summer.

1190
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:50,759
Speaker 2: Okay.

1191
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 4: I was so I was in this play and there

1192
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:55,560
Speaker 4: was a Fourth of July party that everyone was going

1193
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:57,440
Speaker 4: to and I had come back to the city for

1194
00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 4: something and I was at Grand Central Station and there

1195
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:04,480
Speaker 4: was there's a Magnolia Bakery there. Yeah, and I was like,

1196
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:06,879
Speaker 4: the fourth of July tomorrow, I don't have anything to bring.

1197
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:09,080
Speaker 4: I what if I And I looked at the case

1198
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 4: and there was this gigantic banana pudding.

1199
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 1: There was just they're known for the banana yeah, and

1200
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:17,239
Speaker 1: it's this big.

1201
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 4: Like bucket of it. And I was like, what if

1202
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 4: I roll up with the gigantic bucket of banana pudding?

1203
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:26,040
Speaker 1: People that a bucket is it's it's But there were

1204
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:28,440
Speaker 1: like fifty people there, like it's like a family.

1205
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:30,879
Speaker 4: No, it's like this, like it's a nice bucket. I'm

1206
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 4: calling it a bucket, but it's like a plat. It's

1207
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 4: a big thing with like a sticker and you know

1208
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 4: there's branding on it. It's nice gallon of for a crowd,

1209
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:41,320
Speaker 4: for sure. So I'm like, let's go to this party

1210
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 4: with sixty people fifty two seconds ago. Sixty now a

1211
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:46,600
Speaker 4: lot of people, seventy people. I put it in the fridge.

1212
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:50,879
Speaker 4: The party's ending, and I forgot to take it out

1213
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 4: of the fridge. There's enough. There was enough food for

1214
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 4: like five days, like everyone brought. There was so much food,

1215
00:53:58,239 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 4: And yeah, I did not mind take this out of

1216
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 4: the fridge. I'm too fucked up. And the party's ending,

1217
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:08,800
Speaker 4: and I was like, hey, you can take this back

1218
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:11,480
Speaker 4: because this is not enough for the one person who

1219
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:13,560
Speaker 4: lives here. No one saw it. I'm going to take

1220
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:15,239
Speaker 4: it and I'm going to bring it to the show

1221
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:18,440
Speaker 4: tomorrow and the cast and crew of forty people can

1222
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 4: have this after the show tomorrow. So then I was like,

1223
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:24,520
Speaker 4: if this is going toward another event, I did it.

1224
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:26,080
Speaker 4: I felt really bad, but then I got over it.

1225
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:28,000
Speaker 2: Would you tell the host that you were taking your

1226
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:28,319
Speaker 2: thing back.

1227
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:30,440
Speaker 4: I did not tell the host I took it and

1228
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:32,480
Speaker 4: he didn't see me put it in the refridge.

1229
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:35,799
Speaker 2: No one saw, no one. The best way to do

1230
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:36,759
Speaker 2: it you just bring it.

1231
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 4: But I didn't intend to hide it. I would truly.

1232
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:41,680
Speaker 4: Just like I got there, I put it in the

1233
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:43,440
Speaker 4: fridge like this, it's too hot. I can't leave this

1234
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:44,879
Speaker 4: out when dessert happens later.

1235
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:47,440
Speaker 1: That's noted Marie put it in a refrigerator, put it

1236
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:50,400
Speaker 1: way back, No, forget about it.

1237
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 3: The other day I went to brunch and I bought

1238
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:54,919
Speaker 3: a bottle of champagne, like cute champagne too.

1239
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 1: Actually, somebody gave it to me for my birthday last year.

1240
00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:58,920
Speaker 1: It's just been sitting in my fret for a.

1241
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:02,280
Speaker 3: Year, so I pulled. I bought this to the brunch

1242
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:05,600
Speaker 3: the other day. There was already champagne and rose and

1243
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, we're not going to get to

1244
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,839
Speaker 3: my bottle, like I gotta take this.

1245
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,479
Speaker 1: Right before I was getting ready to go to the fridge,

1246
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:13,360
Speaker 1: they were like, did you guys want to do another round?

1247
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:17,840
Speaker 3: And one person said yes. I said, they popped my

1248
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:21,479
Speaker 3: champagne open, and I was like, they're still like more

1249
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 3: than a half of the buck.

1250
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 1: Cannot take it, like an open bottle of champagne on

1251
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:26,880
Speaker 1: the queue trade.

1252
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:28,640
Speaker 2: I didn't take it, but I thought about it.

1253
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 1: I was like, I should steal something else, like one

1254
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 1: of these disposable vapes or something.

1255
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:34,759
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, I didn't take it. They saw me looking

1256
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:36,000
Speaker 2: at it, and I was like, they don't know that.

1257
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:38,239
Speaker 4: They hit it in the back of the refrigerator.

1258
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:41,359
Speaker 2: I know, I feel really stupid for leaving my champagne there.

1259
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:43,880
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I'm having a lot of There are a

1260
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:45,320
Speaker 4: lot of casualties at parties.

1261
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:46,400
Speaker 2: It happens, you know.

1262
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:48,960
Speaker 4: Someone opens it. My one of my pet peeves is

1263
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:50,440
Speaker 4: when you open the can or something and you take

1264
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:52,040
Speaker 4: a sip and then you'll leave it there. That's my

1265
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:58,240
Speaker 4: that happens. That's why you get over it. The leaders,

1266
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:01,160
Speaker 4: you gotta don't get I'm all about the cheer leader.

1267
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 1: Don't give people the options of having like something for

1268
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:04,920
Speaker 1: themselves individuals.

1269
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:07,160
Speaker 4: It's all about the cheerleaders. And you got to have

1270
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:09,080
Speaker 4: enough room in your fridge because people bring stuff and

1271
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:10,680
Speaker 4: if there's no room in the fridge, you don't have

1272
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:11,600
Speaker 4: an ice. You don't have ice.

1273
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 2: You gotta have a fucking fridge.

1274
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 4: Hot beer and hot rose. No, thank you.

1275
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:17,279
Speaker 2: That's great about the beer. The beer, it wants to

1276
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 2: be there.

1277
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:19,799
Speaker 4: I don't drink I don't drink beer, but you got

1278
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:21,799
Speaker 4: to have that cold, cold pink, you know what I mean.

1279
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 1: Well, when people get like water bottles or they like

1280
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 1: keep forgetting where they set their cups down and they

1281
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:27,879
Speaker 1: just can't get more and more cups.

1282
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 4: That happens. But you just got to keep the drinks cold.

1283
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:30,680
Speaker 1: Uh.

1284
00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:32,760
Speaker 2: My last question is about hookups.

1285
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:35,840
Speaker 1: How you feel about people hooking up at the party

1286
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,840
Speaker 1: in the bathroom, because listen.

1287
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:41,840
Speaker 2: I have some stories about people getting hid and a

1288
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:42,600
Speaker 2: house party.

1289
00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:47,400
Speaker 4: If it gets there, I'm totally down for it. But

1290
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:49,160
Speaker 4: you got the house there has to be on their back.

1291
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:50,680
Speaker 4: If there's only one bathroom and you're in there for

1292
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:54,399
Speaker 4: twenty minutes, that's rude. Go home. Yeah, you'll have more

1293
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,960
Speaker 4: fun use the neighbor's house. You will go get a

1294
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,640
Speaker 4: car and go back to your apartment and just have

1295
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 4: a great time in your own bathroom. But if you

1296
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 4: I don't know if it happens, so why not, that's

1297
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:06,239
Speaker 4: fine in my opinion, you.

1298
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:12,640
Speaker 2: Have something that you can I have nothing to say.

1299
00:57:13,239 --> 00:57:15,320
Speaker 4: Have I I've hooked up people at a party. I

1300
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:17,040
Speaker 4: don't know. I want that to happen. People have a

1301
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:17,480
Speaker 4: great time.

1302
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:19,520
Speaker 1: Don't think that I've hooked up with somebody at a

1303
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:21,600
Speaker 1: party in a bathroom.

1304
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:25,280
Speaker 2: In the bathroom. Ever, I don't hook up with people

1305
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:25,960
Speaker 2: at parties.

1306
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:28,560
Speaker 1: I feel like every time I've gone into a party

1307
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:30,960
Speaker 1: and I've gone into their bathroom after an hour of

1308
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:33,320
Speaker 1: being there, the bathroom is disgusting death not.

1309
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:37,480
Speaker 4: I went to a party in the host was hooking

1310
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:39,520
Speaker 4: up with someone that they've met at the party, and

1311
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:42,120
Speaker 4: everyone was like, is there trying you know, trying to

1312
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:45,880
Speaker 4: like find more. Like people were just left to kind

1313
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 4: of host themselves at this person's house. And it's like,

1314
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 4: come on, like you know, I'm all for you, but

1315
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:52,400
Speaker 4: like tell us to go.

1316
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:56,800
Speaker 1: You need like a like a like a party coordinator.

1317
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 4: Almost, well, you can't have a party in order for

1318
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 4: your self. You can't have a party for yourself in

1319
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:04,680
Speaker 4: a certain sense, you know what I mean. If you're

1320
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:07,520
Speaker 4: at the birthday party, it's for you, but you can't

1321
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:10,360
Speaker 4: be uh, you can't have it, so you can then

1322
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:13,160
Speaker 4: abandon everybody. You can't have it, so you can then

1323
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:14,520
Speaker 4: good time.

1324
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:17,920
Speaker 1: If they're like we're gonna bring the cake out is

1325
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:20,800
Speaker 1: has anybody seen Marie and someone's like, I feel like

1326
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:22,640
Speaker 1: I saw her hopping a cab forty eight minutes ago.

1327
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 3: When people are like happy birthday, Uh, I mean, I'm all, well,

1328
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:27,960
Speaker 3: body text her?

1329
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:28,760
Speaker 4: She left her phone?

1330
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:31,000
Speaker 2: Well, I guess she's dead. But I guess she died

1331
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:32,000
Speaker 2: on her birthday.

1332
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:34,760
Speaker 1: That's that's how you go out on the day you

1333
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:37,200
Speaker 1: were born. Yeah, but the tombstone is gonna be real sad.

1334
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:42,280
Speaker 1: Four three tips, let's.

1335
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:42,960
Speaker 2: Go, let's go around.

1336
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:45,400
Speaker 1: I guess and and hate everybody listening with your three

1337
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:46,160
Speaker 1: party tips.

1338
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:47,960
Speaker 2: Here, Sydney me.

1339
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:52,640
Speaker 4: You need you need ice? Yes, you always need ice. Yes,

1340
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:54,680
Speaker 4: And you're no one's going to bring it. No one's

1341
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:55,520
Speaker 4: gonna bring ices.

1342
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:57,800
Speaker 1: Annoying to bring it's annoying to bring it.

1343
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:01,320
Speaker 4: If you're a guest, bring a bag of ice, You're

1344
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:04,920
Speaker 4: that's something, even though it's frozen water, that's important.

1345
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:06,520
Speaker 1: If you're the guest and you bring a bag of ice,

1346
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:08,480
Speaker 1: you're like the person that's like, I'm gonna bring cups.

1347
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:09,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a step up.

1348
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:12,480
Speaker 4: No ice is it is a step up from cups? Yeah,

1349
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:15,280
Speaker 4: But you're then gonna be the life saver in like

1350
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:16,280
Speaker 4: four hours and it's like.

1351
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:19,360
Speaker 1: Fuck, right, you only bought one bag. If you're like, oh,

1352
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:20,960
Speaker 1: I thought, yeah I was gonna have you.

1353
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:24,360
Speaker 4: Then bring three bags a lot of ice to bring

1354
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:25,600
Speaker 4: you five bags of ice.

1355
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:28,240
Speaker 2: Five bags of ice, so we got ice? What else.

1356
00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:33,480
Speaker 4: Enough? Well? I think the stuff about like non alcoholic

1357
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:37,040
Speaker 4: stuff is good. You need mixers, Yes, yes, you need mixers.

1358
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,560
Speaker 4: If people are just taking shots, you're gonna the party's

1359
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:40,640
Speaker 4: gonna end in like two hours.

1360
00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:41,800
Speaker 2: People are gonna die.

1361
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:43,640
Speaker 4: And people are gonna get too rowdy, and no one's

1362
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:46,440
Speaker 4: ever nothing's ever too rowdy. But people are gonna then

1363
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:48,480
Speaker 4: leave to go somewhere you know you're yeah.

1364
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:50,240
Speaker 2: They're gonna wander out, forget their shoes.

1365
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:56,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, but my third one, uh, make sure you just

1366
00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 4: gotta have enough food.

1367
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:03,160
Speaker 2: I love everything that you sit ice, food, mixers, all

1368
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 2: the food.

1369
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:06,840
Speaker 4: He's you have to make sure it lasts a long time.

1370
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:08,800
Speaker 4: If the ice runs out, your screwed. If the food

1371
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:12,240
Speaker 4: runs out, everyone's pissed. If there's no mixers and everyone's

1372
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 4: taking shots only of hot vodka, I'm not coming back

1373
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:18,360
Speaker 4: to this house.

1374
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:21,440
Speaker 2: I don't love vod what's you talking about?

1375
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:22,480
Speaker 4: How you do it?

1376
01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:27,120
Speaker 1: It's warm, hot vodka, Hot Toddy vodka. Yeah, okay, here

1377
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:28,080
Speaker 1: are my three ready.

1378
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:28,600
Speaker 4: One.

1379
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:31,560
Speaker 1: First of all, I love a theme. If there's a

1380
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:34,720
Speaker 1: theme and you're coming, you need to adhere to that theme.

1381
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:37,280
Speaker 1: Don't be showing up in your regular if the theme

1382
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:39,600
Speaker 1: is dad jeans, don't throw up show up in a

1383
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:40,160
Speaker 1: mom jean.

1384
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:43,960
Speaker 2: Okay, like show up, do it if you're coming. Uh.

1385
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:47,439
Speaker 2: My second thing is when the party's over and you.

1386
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:50,439
Speaker 1: See people leaving and you still trying to linger because

1387
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:52,920
Speaker 1: you think I want your dick, you gotta.

1388
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:56,600
Speaker 2: Go, like, don't be okay, well.

1389
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:59,000
Speaker 3: Like unless you're staying to help clean up, like and

1390
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,640
Speaker 3: even then after that's done, you.

1391
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:05,480
Speaker 2: Have to leave. People be lingering like did you did

1392
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:06,400
Speaker 2: you need anything else?

1393
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:06,680
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1394
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:09,919
Speaker 3: Then another drink it's like yeah, or they're like let's

1395
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:11,760
Speaker 3: put you know what song are really and they try

1396
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:14,280
Speaker 3: to put a song on, or like watch a music video.

1397
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:17,200
Speaker 2: You gotta go. It's time for you to leave. Uh

1398
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:18,160
Speaker 2: and uh.

1399
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:21,960
Speaker 3: My third thing is uh and this is a thing

1400
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:23,880
Speaker 3: that my dad still says to me as a grown

1401
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:27,040
Speaker 3: ass woman. If you're at a party and you're drinking something,

1402
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 3: you set your cup down. When you come back, that

1403
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:32,080
Speaker 3: cup is no longer yours, because you don't know it's people.

1404
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:33,080
Speaker 2: People be crazy.

1405
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:35,400
Speaker 1: Somebody might have asked a cigarette in it, or like

1406
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:37,440
Speaker 1: throw a roofie in it. Either way, if you set

1407
01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:39,320
Speaker 1: your cup down, that's not your cup when you come back,

1408
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:40,720
Speaker 1: keep it with you at all times.

1409
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:45,200
Speaker 3: Don't get s V you done. Don't get SV. You

1410
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:49,720
Speaker 3: don't get SV you glues sendney.

1411
01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:53,920
Speaker 2: What are your three what are your three party rules?

1412
01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:54,919
Speaker 4: Uh?

1413
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 1: Let your neighbors know. You got to let the neighbors

1414
01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:02,520
Speaker 1: know because they've never done you that, or at least

1415
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:05,000
Speaker 1: invite them so they feel like, oh, they knew about

1416
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:06,840
Speaker 1: the party, and then if they want to come they

1417
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:09,800
Speaker 1: can because the neighbors are crucial to how long the

1418
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:13,360
Speaker 1: party gonna last. Remember we were at our friend's party

1419
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:16,120
Speaker 1: and somebody called the cops and the cop came, and

1420
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:17,920
Speaker 1: the cop knew our friend at the part.

1421
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:19,000
Speaker 2: He was like, is that Helen?

1422
01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:25,000
Speaker 1: He forgot he was there for a noise complaint and

1423
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,360
Speaker 1: then screamed He's like, all right, you know, do what

1424
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:28,840
Speaker 1: y'all doing, but keep it on a little bit, give

1425
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:30,640
Speaker 1: it a little and it was like, are those crap kids?

1426
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:32,400
Speaker 2: And he just the cop had the.

1427
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:33,920
Speaker 4: Time he screaming.

1428
01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:38,520
Speaker 2: It was so good. He screamed, is that Helen?

1429
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:39,000
Speaker 4: It's amazing.

1430
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:42,360
Speaker 2: It was incredible. I was like, damn, Helen, you the cop.

1431
01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:43,920
Speaker 4: Thank God for Helen.

1432
01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:44,720
Speaker 2: Love Helen.

1433
01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:49,360
Speaker 1: Leave your drama at the Doorkay, we don't want to

1434
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:51,960
Speaker 1: hear about your breakup. You can't be crying in the corner, bitch.

1435
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,360
Speaker 1: We're here to turn up. Like, if you're having a

1436
01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:57,040
Speaker 1: good time, let's have a good time. If you need

1437
01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:59,520
Speaker 1: a moment and we need to go downstairs and you

1438
01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:01,840
Speaker 1: need to a little bit, let's vent. But we in

1439
01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:05,160
Speaker 1: the party. I can be in the corner consoling you.

1440
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:11,440
Speaker 1: They just got my jam on okay, Notoria, no, no, no,

1441
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:13,320
Speaker 1: notorious trying to.

1442
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:16,120
Speaker 2: Do my do girl, Like, come on, let's have a

1443
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:22,000
Speaker 2: good time, be out exactly. And then lastly, there's a

1444
01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:25,200
Speaker 2: time and a place for drugs, so like not like

1445
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:26,720
Speaker 2: at a church youth party.

1446
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:28,800
Speaker 4: No, someone's like a key you with a bunch of

1447
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:30,040
Speaker 4: coke on it walking around.

1448
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:32,680
Speaker 1: We had a baby. We had a baby shower where

1449
01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:35,640
Speaker 1: you got a ball. Come on, had a baby shower.

1450
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:37,320
Speaker 1: Let's not just celebrate.

1451
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:38,800
Speaker 2: Life if.

1452
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:46,440
Speaker 3: You're gonna die like and be reincarnated as that new baby.

1453
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:48,440
Speaker 2: But yeah, there's a time and a place.

1454
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:51,200
Speaker 1: I feel like, if you're doing drugs at a party, yes,

1455
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:54,200
Speaker 1: keep a cute, go to the bathroom, have a designated

1456
01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:57,720
Speaker 1: closet for the coke. Like some people were not trying

1457
01:03:57,720 --> 01:04:00,120
Speaker 1: to relapse. So if I come in and y'all all

1458
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:02,080
Speaker 1: just partying, then it's like I gotta go.

1459
01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:03,480
Speaker 2: Now because now I'm stressed.

1460
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:06,680
Speaker 1: Okay, the coke closet, cold closet, didn't you say they

1461
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:07,000
Speaker 1: had one?

1462
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:09,640
Speaker 4: I want to Azelia Banks's house.

1463
01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:11,880
Speaker 2: I'm sure. I'm sure she does.

1464
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:15,600
Speaker 3: A mutual friends of our, Like, they had a party

1465
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:17,600
Speaker 3: in Soho and they people kept going in and had

1466
01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:19,120
Speaker 3: this room and I was like, what's going on in there?

1467
01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:21,920
Speaker 3: So I went in and they were just doing cocaine

1468
01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:24,960
Speaker 3: in this classic that's glassy, and they were like, close

1469
01:04:25,040 --> 01:04:25,280
Speaker 3: the door.

1470
01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:26,480
Speaker 2: You're letting all of the area.

1471
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:27,640
Speaker 4: You're letting all the coke out.

1472
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:28,520
Speaker 2: You're letting the cocu.

1473
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:33,560
Speaker 1: But also also if you have drugs and you're trying

1474
01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:37,240
Speaker 1: to be sneaky about it, like it's weird, like you

1475
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:39,520
Speaker 1: add a party, you don't want everybody to know you're

1476
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:41,480
Speaker 1: doing coke, but I see the ring around your nose.

1477
01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:44,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, Also, you going this problem?

1478
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:46,120
Speaker 4: I mean that's just that that's when it becomes their problem.

1479
01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:49,120
Speaker 3: Okay, I have a question, and before we go, what

1480
01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:51,400
Speaker 3: if you have a party and people leave their shoes

1481
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:53,200
Speaker 3: at the door and I go to get my shoes

1482
01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:54,680
Speaker 3: at the end of the night, they're not there. Car

1483
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:58,880
Speaker 3: what we gonna do, Carrie bradshop and you don't tell

1484
01:04:58,920 --> 01:04:59,760
Speaker 3: you it was a Manilo.

1485
01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:03,840
Speaker 2: It was Manolo Blanis where are my shoes?

1486
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:08,400
Speaker 4: That is really now, I'm like, I'm stressed thinking about that.

1487
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:09,400
Speaker 2: I'm also stressed.

1488
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:11,720
Speaker 4: I think leave it some crocks.

1489
01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:13,760
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm coming right in with your with my

1490
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:14,520
Speaker 2: shoes on.

1491
01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:17,880
Speaker 4: No, you knew you was having a bar your shoes

1492
01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:20,720
Speaker 4: off household you better have like, I don't know. That's

1493
01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:23,720
Speaker 4: like booty don't have a party then, yeah, like because

1494
01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:25,480
Speaker 4: that means you're gonna spill something like what you don't

1495
01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:27,680
Speaker 4: want us to drink anything on your carpet, like.

1496
01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:31,400
Speaker 2: A bar roll the rug up so we could party.

1497
01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:34,040
Speaker 4: Some like sawdust on the floor in case.

1498
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:41,560
Speaker 1: You're good on the couch, you're good.

1499
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:42,400
Speaker 2: Disgusting.

1500
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:45,400
Speaker 1: Last note, when you come to the party, don't put

1501
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:47,040
Speaker 1: your dirty ass hands on the wall.

1502
01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:50,880
Speaker 3: That's said, don't put your dirty ass hands in the

1503
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:51,760
Speaker 3: bowl of food.

1504
01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:55,040
Speaker 2: Pour it out. Don't be coming in and digging for

1505
01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:56,160
Speaker 2: you touch it, you take it.

1506
01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:58,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it. You gotta have something to get.

1507
01:05:58,720 --> 01:06:00,000
Speaker 2: Wear gloves everybody.

1508
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:04,400
Speaker 1: Everybody gotta have those gloves so whenever they touch it

1509
01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:04,920
Speaker 1: is clean.

1510
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:06,720
Speaker 2: You know, people are gross. I love it.

1511
01:06:06,720 --> 01:06:08,560
Speaker 1: I'm excited about all the parties that we're gonna tend.

1512
01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:10,600
Speaker 1: Do you have any parties coming up that you're excited about.

1513
01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:12,440
Speaker 4: I'm excited for your disco party.

1514
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:16,280
Speaker 2: Sorry disco fried Chicken, Sydney, you gotta put.

1515
01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:17,800
Speaker 4: I'll bring edible glitter and you can put glitter on

1516
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:20,680
Speaker 4: the fried chicken. Wait what, I put a lot of

1517
01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:21,600
Speaker 4: glitter on food.

1518
01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:24,520
Speaker 1: Yes see, I went to I went to Sandy's party

1519
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:28,080
Speaker 1: and they were just they put glitter on glitter, glittered everywhere.

1520
01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:31,040
Speaker 2: They're eating glitter. Wait, it was edible glue. You can't like.

1521
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:35,000
Speaker 4: Edible glitter is a food safe? Like really finely, I'm

1522
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:38,000
Speaker 4: pretty sure it's still plastic, but you know you can digest.

1523
01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:40,080
Speaker 2: It and it comes out in my poop though.

1524
01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:42,680
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, people will text you. People that text me

1525
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:45,880
Speaker 4: days after parties and like my shit was sparkling unicorn poop.

1526
01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:50,400
Speaker 1: Cute's excited about party keeps going well. Peter, thank you

1527
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:52,439
Speaker 1: for being here, Thank you for having me learned so much.

1528
01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:54,560
Speaker 1: Tell people listening where they can catch you.

1529
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:59,280
Speaker 4: Uh, Sydney, got it right. It's Bongo hour September fifth

1530
01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:03,520
Speaker 4: at the Slipper Room, eight p m. We have John Early,

1531
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:06,120
Speaker 4: You've got Anna for a breakout. We've got strippers. Yes,

1532
01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:08,640
Speaker 4: it's got I'll probably take my clothes off.

1533
01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:11,280
Speaker 2: It's absolutely cover yourself in edible glitter, so who will

1534
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Speaker 2: eat you?

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01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:14,080
Speaker 4: There's nudity, and there's jokes and there's singing.

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Speaker 1: I've been there several times and it's a beautiful hour.

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01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:18,160
Speaker 4: It's a beautiful hour.

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01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:20,160
Speaker 2: Everything that you need, oh, all that is crammed into

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Speaker 2: one hour.

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01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:21,320
Speaker 4: One hour.

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01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:23,760
Speaker 2: It's strippers and comedy and naked.

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01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:24,600
Speaker 4: It's a good time.

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01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:27,280
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, And Sandy and Peter gives

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01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:29,120
Speaker 1: you looks and singing and.

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01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:32,920
Speaker 4: Probably pour hot wax on myself at the for the

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01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:36,120
Speaker 4: folks at home. You're missing it me poorn.

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01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:38,600
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, Now what's your social media?

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01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:42,360
Speaker 4: My social handle? Go Instagram because I'm a I'm a

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01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:45,480
Speaker 4: visual person. Yes, you are so Insta I forget I

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01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:46,920
Speaker 4: have Twitter weekly.

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01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:48,440
Speaker 2: I can't even spell.

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01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:51,040
Speaker 4: I have like one hundred tweets. My Instagram is my

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01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:53,400
Speaker 4: name Peter Smith, but there's no vowels, so it's p

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Speaker 4: t R, S M t.

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01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:57,880
Speaker 2: H and Peter. You go by they Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Just shout out to you for.

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01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:02,760
Speaker 1: Saying at the very end of the podcast, however you

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01:08:02,920 --> 01:08:04,080
Speaker 1: used all the pronouns.

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01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:07,400
Speaker 4: Today. I'm dressed like Justin Bieber, so if you hear me,

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01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:08,920
Speaker 4: it's like, you know, that's.

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01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:13,840
Speaker 2: My ma'am, sir ma'am, sir, sir end or mattle ma'ams.

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01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:16,400
Speaker 2: I just call you humans, sir, human human being.

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Speaker 4: Justinat Bieber.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much for being here. Thank you for listening. Guys.

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Speaker 1: Shout out to all the new niggas and the old ones.

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01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:25,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I appreciate you guys being here. Shout

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01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:27,519
Speaker 1: out to Forever Dog, and for the last time, shout

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01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:30,240
Speaker 1: out to Comedy Hype for letting us flourish and then

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01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:34,160
Speaker 1: leave them. Yes, Comedy Hype with sweets. We love you, take.

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01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:35,840
Speaker 2: Care, We like you as a friend.

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Speaker 1: Bye, guys, Forever.

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Speaker 5: This has been a Forever Dog production, executive produced by

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01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:50,280
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