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Speaker 1: What's up at Sarah Andre and This is Bombing, the

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Speaker 1: podcast where I talked to comedians, artists, and other interesting

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Speaker 1: people about the worst bombs of their careers. On today's episode,

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Speaker 1: I talked to DJ and music producer Dylan Francis about

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Speaker 1: his starting the music industry, blocking out while performing at Coachella,

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Speaker 1: My Appoyment with a Sperm Doctor, and more. Check out

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Speaker 1: Dylan wherever you listen to music and enjoy the episode.

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Speaker 2: Bombing with Eric Andre.

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Speaker 3: He we're going to talk about bombing. We're gonna talk

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Speaker 3: about your worst show. Oh yeah, time. Where are you from?

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Speaker 3: Rusa La? Really? Yeah? Well part so is he and

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Speaker 3: you didn't ask him a single fucking thing. I haven't

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Speaker 3: even looked at.

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Speaker 2: What is he?

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Speaker 3: Fucking Chopped Liver? This is Nick's world? Man, We're living

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Speaker 3: at it. Yeah, thanks for coming to my show. Chop

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Speaker 3: Liver with Nick and by the end we're gonna be

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Speaker 3: holding hands out what he did now?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got two emmys, right one, He's got one Emmy.

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Speaker 3: Emmy go Rick and Morty Hero for SNL. Hell yeah he.

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Speaker 1: Wrote for uh Eric Andre show, dream work. Sometimes you

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Speaker 1: just take yeah, yeah, sometimes you take it. We're having

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Speaker 1: a good report. Okay, Okay, Now, yes, you're from l

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Speaker 1: A l A born and raised Culver City area, Westwood

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Speaker 3: Was like proper l hospital. Were born in Cedar Sinai. Okay,

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Speaker 3: but in Miami, No Mount Sinai.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I feel like they might be connecting something from Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the Sinai is a little cide.

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Speaker 3: It sounds like too much like side. It sounds too

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Speaker 3: similar to Mount. That's a religious thing, right, I guess.

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Speaker 3: So doesn't mean it's a Jewish hospital. My mom's Jewish religious.

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Speaker 3: It's a Jewish hospital. Okay. So where do you get

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Speaker 3: your start? They get my start? Yeah, tell us a

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Speaker 3: little bit. Give us the bio, man. The bio is,

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Speaker 3: what were you doing in teenage years? Doing backyard wrestling?

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Speaker 1: Teenage years? Skating and smoking? Smoking? No, no, no, skateboarding didn't.

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Speaker 3: I don't know about that.

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Speaker 1: You don't know about skateboarding. It said, So there's a

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Speaker 1: board and then wheels are attached to it.

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Speaker 3: I'm bored.

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Speaker 1: Did you get did you get sunburn? Yeah all the time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a good question. That's a good question. All the way

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Speaker 1: guys did Yeah, but I don't now I don't have

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Speaker 1: as much sun because I'm not just you know, skating

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Speaker 1: all day? Well, but you wear SPF right, not anymore?

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Speaker 3: You got to daily, got to do it daily. I

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Speaker 3: will behind the ears for you. I will.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So you grew up skating is spoken, and then

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Speaker 1: you got did you get into DJ and the music?

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Speaker 1: I went to art school and I was at Loxa.

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Speaker 1: Where's that Los Angeles count of high school for the arts?

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Speaker 1: On to a high school art school, high school on

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Speaker 1: the arts, magnets.

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Speaker 3: A couple of artists right there.

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Speaker 1: I really wanted you to be on the show. You didn't, No, dude,

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Speaker 1: that's not true.

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Speaker 3: A music video or something. Yes, what happened all that

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Speaker 3: you didn't want to do it? That's not true. Bring

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Speaker 3: up the would I would love for you to know

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Speaker 3: what you know what? He is right about that? Okay,

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Speaker 3: I'm the one that fucked that one up. I thank you.

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Speaker 3: Lies with Eric.

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Speaker 1: Yeah but uh but yeah. I went to LASA.

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Speaker 3: I was doing art.

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Speaker 1: I was in photography, and as I was, as I graduated,

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Speaker 1: I went to SMC and I dropped out because I

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Speaker 1: was Santa Monica Community College. Oh it's like a legendary,

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Speaker 1: it is, though it is. I mean like like fucking

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Speaker 1: Samuel Jackson went there and ship right, he's the dean.

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Speaker 3: You know, famous people went there. Yeah, I think it's

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Speaker 3: like also went there.

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Speaker 1: Somebody, somebody that big went there. I'm not making a joke.

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Speaker 3: You're moved here in like like twenty five. Yeah, you

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Speaker 3: can just say names.

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Speaker 1: Somebody's got to stop it.

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Speaker 3: Jo whatever fucking celebrity. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: If I have known that Arnold Schorsanger was at SMC,

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Speaker 1: It has like a because Santa Monica back in the

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Speaker 3: It wasn't expensive. Yeah, back in the day, Malibu.

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Speaker 1: companies started getting Richard famous, it used to be lobster,

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Speaker 3: Lobster used to be for prisoner.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Santa Monica, go there if you can't afford real

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Speaker 3: So yeah, so that was you.

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Speaker 1: That I was the prisoner that was eating lobster.

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Speaker 3: You go there?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I go there, and then I dropped me Samuel Jackson.

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Speaker 1: I meet Samuel Jackson as the dean. I'm like, this

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Speaker 3: He's like you need to DJ.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's like, we got to get these kids

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Speaker 3: But horrible, Joseph, I didn't even commit to it. Did

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Speaker 3: you dropped that? You dropped that just like you dropped

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Speaker 3: out of college.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I dropped out of it.

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Speaker 1: So I called my dad and I was like, hey,

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Speaker 3: I don't want to do anymore.

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Speaker 1: He's like, okay, cool, just figure how to make money.

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Speaker 3: So I did a bunch of foot but check out this, dad.

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Speaker 1: I mean, my parents definitely they supported me, but I

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Speaker 1: definitely think that they were like, our kid is so dumb.

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Speaker 1: What does the DJ dude you press play and somebody

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Speaker 3: Make the music and do that.

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Speaker 1: You're like a producer producer, so you produce the music

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Speaker 1: and sometimes you press play on the thing and people

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Speaker 1: and the wild wait, wait, can I show you their hoods?

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Speaker 3: They don't do that. They do and the guys show

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Speaker 3: you their gone yeah, I asked them in.

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Speaker 1: One of the shows if they everyone could of course. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you go to SMC, you drop out, you tell

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Speaker 1: you dad, I'm gonna I'm gonna do fuck this ship,

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Speaker 1: and then what was your plan?

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Speaker 3: From there?

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Speaker 1: I just somehow started getting into DJing and I was like,

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Speaker 1: you know what my plan is? I want to play Centaspace,

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Speaker 1: which Stevie Oki democ Tuesdays was there, and I at

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Speaker 1: I'll get booked. So hustling as hard as I could.

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Speaker 1: I met my friend Corey Nita, who was a music

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Speaker 1: producer in Atlanta, and I was like, hey, I would Corea.

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Speaker 1: He went by Corey enemy, last name Nita, last name Nita,

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Speaker 1: A little Corey, little Corey.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 3: I thought he's Japanese.

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Speaker 1: He is Japanese. But Corey Nita.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm saying, let's get please figure.

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Speaker 1: In percentages, not on both sides, non Mexico Japanese.

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Speaker 3: We actually got Cornitas. He's having bloody. We got a

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Speaker 3: drop of his blood. We sent it in, put it

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Speaker 3: put the blood back inside.

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Speaker 1: I'll put it back in. Okay, So tell me, tell

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Speaker 1: me a little bit more. You going to stop your story.

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Speaker 3: Little child? What were you like a musical child?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I dabbled in everything like a saxophone, guitar,

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Speaker 1: bass that sounds like a musical Yeah. No, no, but no,

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Speaker 1: computer just made sense for playing exactly what else is it?

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Speaker 3: Do you count back? Did you check out the count?

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Speaker 3: Penis two? Penis is? Okay?

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Speaker 2: So you're with.

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Speaker 1: Cordnita and I got you in backstage or something. No,

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Speaker 1: we're writing music. So he was like, hey, if you

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Speaker 1: if you fly yourself to Atlanta, you can sleep on

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Speaker 1: you fucking his feudal surf? We got a fucking statistic.

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Speaker 3: Ship that works in Atlanta.

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Speaker 1: That's how it works. Yeah, but sleep on the couch.

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Speaker 1: There is no couch. No, come on, we got to

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Speaker 3: That's better. Yeah, it was nice. I was in the

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Speaker 3: kill Bill Montage exactly.

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Speaker 1: And then I went home after two months of working there,

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Speaker 3: He did, so he made a big deal. We made

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Speaker 1: Actually, we made a deal where he was like, look

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Speaker 3: And it worked. And hey dad, looking at that camera

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Speaker 3: and say, fuck you dad, fuck you. That's right you did.

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Speaker 3: I did it. And his cell phone number. But now

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Speaker 3: are your parents very They're proud. They gott to be

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Speaker 1: I paid back for my DUI that I got when

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Speaker 1: I was eighteen. That was expensive. It was very expensive.

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Speaker 3: Drink it was so worth it. That's when you stopped drinking.

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Speaker 1: No, I didn't stop drinking kept going, and you were

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Speaker 1: this is exactly what I was doing. Wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: that's what got you to stop the duy to stop drinking. Yeah, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I mean I didn't stop drinking until three years ago.

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Speaker 1: Oh ship, sixteen duys later, sixteen dus later. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: can't get a license. What was the last drink? The

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Speaker 2: Were you was.

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Speaker 1: It like, whoa, I'm going fucking hard or was it

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Speaker 1: like you were kind of I was already on the down,

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Speaker 1: petering out of it. Yeah, you know, not everybody hard stops.

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Speaker 1: Some people just I petered off. Get the hangovers too long? Exactly, superainful.

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Speaker 3: He knows me.

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Speaker 1: This guy can't get a hangover. You and Carl, you

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Speaker 3: I get a hangover occasionally, occasional. Every time I drink,

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Speaker 3: I get a hangover. Yeah, and that's that's that's not

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Speaker 3: I smell it and I get a hangover. Yeah. I

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Speaker 3: want to. I want to have nineteen DUI so I

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Speaker 3: can quit drinking. You can't. It's actually really simple.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I don't well driving.

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Speaker 3: Something on the way somewhere and on the way back. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: he drinks a road study like I don't do that.

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Speaker 1: You look like a guy that would have cherries and

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Speaker 3: Don't do this podcast anymore. We're supposed to attack this guy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you can. Now we can talk about the premise

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Speaker 3: And how how is the the person you loved the most?

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Speaker 3: How did you hurt them?

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Speaker 3: That's bucks.

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Speaker 4: We're playing Steven Spielberg's Hook. Mom and Dad, leave us alone.

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Speaker 1: With This is the best bombing experience ever.

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Speaker 3: Save it for later in the show. Tell us something else.

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Speaker 3: I like, you guys, you're cool.

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Speaker 1: Hey, go ahead, okay, okay, okay, well not say it yet, okay,

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Speaker 1: This number I was, I was drinking a lot and

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Speaker 1: And then my friend was just like basically fun dipping

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Speaker 4: And I could not send emails or jack, Yeah, you're

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Speaker 3: That stuff I can do, can't do any work.

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Speaker 1: I was like, your eyes are like and you're like

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and there's like a song ending over here.

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Speaker 1: There's a song ending, and I had no idea what

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Speaker 3: No, he doesn't get on the mic.

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Speaker 1: There is probably like thirty seconds of silence at a

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Speaker 1: And then I found a song and I just clicked

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Speaker 3: We know, okay? Cool. I wanted to let you demo, dude, demo.

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, sign him right now, dude, if you have

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 1: Does Hulu represent Yes, that's the name of that on

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Speaker 1: DJ Hulu. You don't even want that ship Holy, you

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Speaker 2: Some ship?

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Speaker 3: Dude? Did you go over the King speech? That's the

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Speaker 3: King speech man. That's what I call all my music.

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Speaker 3: I wish I could have used this that night. You

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Speaker 3: So you know, thirty.

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Speaker 1: basically basically playing a TIC track goo exactly? Is the

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Speaker 1: So the great thing is my old photographer, his girlfriend

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Speaker 6: Just was so off yeah and then joke. Yeah, man, man,

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Speaker 6: he's changing the game. Sometimes he doesn't even play music.

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Speaker 6: So that was my That was my worst bombing experience.

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Speaker 2: What do I do with me?

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Speaker 3: He listened to it.

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Speaker 2: To your label?

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Speaker 3: All right, I got this. So you get off stage

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Speaker 3: and that night you're puke and blood right, No, no, no,

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Speaker 3: that that was it.

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Speaker 1: I was like, well, we got off and I was like, dude,

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Speaker 3: We just kept drinking more. Oh boy, So that is.

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Speaker 4: Kind of the activity that I feel like, You're like, well, well,

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Speaker 3: I haven't. I didn't throw up. That's him when he drives. Yeah, sorry,

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Speaker 3: office here, I'm going to fail up again. I don't

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Speaker 3: like this being used to about it, telling him why

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Speaker 2: Give me that.

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Speaker 3: Give me you're telling me.

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Speaker 1: I used to have a joke about you've never been

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, I mean yea, honestly.

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Speaker 1: Remember the stories about your drinking. Yeah, and I just

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Speaker 1: remember him one of the greatest. Yeah, and I just

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Speaker 1: wish you would still do it. Yeah, I just wish

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Speaker 1: he would drive again. This was your driver, drink again,

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Speaker 1: both drinking. He will do driving, he'll It was one

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Speaker 1: Just knock was flying, No, just to see him driving

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Speaker 3: Who was he to do for? He was at the

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Speaker 3: They were trying to pass me shots of vodka passed. Okay,

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Speaker 3: so tell us some more bombing stories. Okay, more bombing stories. Relationship, relationship.

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Speaker 3: Did you have a bomb this week ago?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so, I mean there was one where I played

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Speaker 3: Like a PTA mom. Maybe you had a bomb. I'm

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Speaker 1: There there was no bomb this week. There was one

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Speaker 1: and I was playing at the House of Blues. I

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Speaker 3: They take I'm telling everybody else right right, I forgot

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Speaker 3: out there. We're not rolling. Cameras are made out of candy.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat one later, that's for sure. And all

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Speaker 3: Some will make your heart pop like a balloon. I'm in.

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Speaker 3: I'm in. We can eat those later. Hundred people, I

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Speaker 3: under people A small show for you now. Well this

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Speaker 1: He texted me, He's like, hey, man, can you like

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Speaker 1: little light I'm a walk up right now. I was like, yeah, cool, whatever,

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Speaker 1: and he's like, Dallas, Yeah, this is Dallas, dude.

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Speaker 3: I walked in.

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Speaker 1: There were three people, yeah yeah, and the lights were on,

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: And so the guy's like, hey, man, like, like do

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Speaker 3: Doing the Bernie the whole time. Yeah, and then and

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Speaker 1: So what if that turned if they're like coming like

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Speaker 3: Why did he touch us?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I came here to dance, not gonna assault. What the

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Speaker 3: fuck is wrong with that guy? Dylan? Guys problem?

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Speaker 1: And uh yeah, so why don't we do a music

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Speaker 1: video together?

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Speaker 3: Dude, let's do it. That's a bomb. I would love

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Speaker 3: to That's a bomb. Please, I'm free.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of more bombs that I've had.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I I blacked out during Coachella, mean two

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Speaker 1: years ago. No, I fully like twenty minutes into the set.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember any of the set. You were drinking, though,

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Speaker 1: I was drinking that weekend, so not drinking is pretty good.

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Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, So four years ago, Oh you blacked out drinking?

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Speaker 1: I blacked It wasn't that bad of a bombing that

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Speaker 1: everyone was like, Oh, you were fine. I did play

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Speaker 1: the wrong song at the end, but you don't remember

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Speaker 3: That's kind of cool.

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00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I said, please don't show me any footage.

441
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,480
Speaker 3: That's my goal of each of these podcasts. I i't

442
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:59,640
Speaker 3: so drunk. You don't remember him? I get it. Yeah,

443
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:03,280
Speaker 3: it still did good. That's back. Do not even have

444
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,679
Speaker 3: any responsibility to real life severance?

445
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:05,960
Speaker 2: Yeah?

446
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:10,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, this is my There was a I haven't

447
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,480
Speaker 3: seen the show and I don't get the reference. So

448
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,360
Speaker 3: I felt left. Do you mind if we just talked?

449
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:14,560
Speaker 2: Then?

450
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:19,000
Speaker 3: Yeah? You guys, what are you talking about Lost? Or

451
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:19,600
Speaker 3: the first season?

452
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:25,080
Speaker 1: I'm starting to watch. I've never seen Lost. I just

453
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 1: started Lost. I'm going to text you about it.

454
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,200
Speaker 3: Okay, please do we can go back and forth. You

455
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,159
Speaker 3: guys have your finger on the pulse. I can't wait

456
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,320
Speaker 3: to tweet about it. Have you guys seen this thing?

457
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 3: It's incredibly like a smoke monster? What about There's one

458
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,399
Speaker 3: of the best pieces of TV in the world.

459
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,920
Speaker 1: I keep there's a lot of holes and Lost. It

460
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,719
Speaker 1: is like, it's kind of a mess. You can't think

461
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:49,399
Speaker 1: about it though.

462
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:54,680
Speaker 3: They captivated the nation. Why it's fun? You're enjoying it? Yeah,

463
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,919
Speaker 3: but it's crazy. It's crazy. Yeah, and they're not going

464
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,120
Speaker 3: to answer any of those questions. Man, there's no they can't.

465
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,119
Speaker 1: If you you guys have talked about your worst bombs already, right,

466
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,119
Speaker 1: so I can't hear any of them.

467
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:05,960
Speaker 3: We're not allowed to talk on the podcast. They cut

468
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,840
Speaker 3: out that. It's just me.

469
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:12,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do the way they do it.

470
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:15,800
Speaker 3: It works good. Yeah, I can't wait to see this.

471
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 2: Now.

472
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:19,400
Speaker 3: Are you California sober? That means you smoke a little.

473
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 2: Of the green?

474
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,760
Speaker 3: No, I can't. I wish I could smoke weed.

475
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:23,119
Speaker 2: I don't like.

476
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,680
Speaker 3: Are you Nevadis sober? Where you got to do a

477
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 3: little bit of that? What about New Mexico?

478
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,920
Speaker 1: Okay sober?

479
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:35,400
Speaker 3: Where you're like punch out of bakes wind?

480
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:39,919
Speaker 1: Now I think I'm probably yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are

481
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:40,960
Speaker 1: we all a little angry?

482
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 2: Yeah?

483
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, angry organs sober?

484
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:44,400
Speaker 2: Now?

485
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,360
Speaker 3: Did you meditate? Do you meditate?

486
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,040
Speaker 1: Do I meditate? Do healthy stuff?

487
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:49,239
Speaker 2: Now?

488
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:50,399
Speaker 3: Yeah? I try to.

489
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,600
Speaker 1: Like Max de Margot was on the podcast. He says

490
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,320
Speaker 1: he doesn't drink anymore, but he does like acupuncture and

491
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 1: all these crazy like.

492
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,959
Speaker 3: I don't like tea and ship I did. I've done

493
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,680
Speaker 3: acupuncture twice. I don't like.

494
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:04,359
Speaker 1: I have a really irrational fear of getting acupuncture. And

495
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,359
Speaker 1: then an earthquake happening and having to.

496
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:11,719
Speaker 3: The room that's naked gun. Yeah, that's like final destination ship, right.

497
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:14,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I have a crazy fear. So I've only

498
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:17,879
Speaker 1: done it twice, but it's great in a specific drama.

499
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,440
Speaker 1: I wonder if it's tied to you being hog tied

500
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 1: in a fucking dog cage. I have two dogs. We

501
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,679
Speaker 1: don't have a dog cage for that reason. You're married now,

502
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 1: I'm not married.

503
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,399
Speaker 3: But you think I can't marry a dog and you're

504
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:37,119
Speaker 3: certain we can't marry too. Well, I don't know if

505
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:40,880
Speaker 3: that's true. I don't know that's true. Country last time

506
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:45,560
Speaker 3: about you? All right, that's true. But yeah, I mean

507
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 3: that's that's Colorado sobers what you're talking about. Okay, now,

508
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 3: let me ask you. You're not married. I'm not married.

509
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 3: It says in my notes you're married. It does it

510
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:01,320
Speaker 3: says you're recently married? No, you see that?

511
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:01,760
Speaker 2: Well?

512
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:05,719
Speaker 3: Are you kids? Show him ring her out? Okay, fine,

513
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,639
Speaker 3: come on out, Nicole. Have you ever had a relationship,

514
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:12,360
Speaker 3: a long term relationship? Yeah? Are you one now? Yeah?

515
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,399
Speaker 3: I'm in one now? But you feel trapped?

516
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:16,200
Speaker 2: No?

517
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 1: No, Yeah, it's okay to say it.

518
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 3: I love her. It maybe that's what it is.

519
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 1: Fine, Dylan would marry nice just say you feel trapped.

520
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 4: And oftentimes marriage won't solve the problems.

521
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 1: That you have.

522
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 3: Thanks guys, Yeah, I'm glad I came on here to

523
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 3: talk about this. Yeah yeah, yeah, I have been feeling

524
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 3: like you.

525
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 1: Were Latin Grammy nominee for sex. So did you have

526
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,720
Speaker 1: sex with the girl you're trapped?

527
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:52,399
Speaker 3: Yes? I did. I'm trapped with her. We've had we

528
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 3: have sex. So all the time, are you looking for

529
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 3: an own X tone?

530
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:56,680
Speaker 2: No?

531
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:02,440
Speaker 3: No, I'd like about this podcast solely to look for

532
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 3: way out. Don't they have to cut out? As Manolis

533
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 3: Nick says, Carol.

534
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 2: Uh me?

535
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 3: Musica when it can on? Oh my god, another one?

536
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 1: Don't when album?

537
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 3: I can do this? Can you put that one?

538
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:48,440
Speaker 9: And you gotta watch the movie Bridesmaids? Please you have to,

539
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 9: would you please? I think you can make some moves

540
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 9: for it, like you could really change our life.

541
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:55,400
Speaker 3: I can't wait.

542
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 1: I hope you have a Blu ray player. I got

543
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,199
Speaker 1: all of this, it's all going in the pocket.

544
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 3: I got two c ds.

545
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 1: My your dad's an alternative medicine stuck. Yeah, so he's

546
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 1: the one that gave me is that witchcraft. That's where

547
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,119
Speaker 1: the trauma from where the trauma is from. No, I

548
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 1: don't have trauma from that. Your dad hurt you with

549
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,440
Speaker 1: those never hurt me. That's what acupuncture. That's how the

550
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 1: acupuncturist torture their kids. No looks, yes, No, you torture dad.

551
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,879
Speaker 1: So that's why you have that that recurring n I

552
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:34,359
Speaker 1: have that fear. Really, Yeah, you don't feel like, what's that?

553
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,439
Speaker 1: I think he has tortured you with needles?

554
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 5: Your brother put you hog tide, you in an Alabama

555
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:47,679
Speaker 5: heroin and you married two ducks.

556
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:54,159
Speaker 3: What's what? What's the what's addicted? Something you enjoy and

557
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,199
Speaker 3: it helps you out every day?

558
00:27:55,480 --> 00:28:00,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, then I'm a I thought it was the

559
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,159
Speaker 1: amount of times you're doing it, But you did a

560
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 1: a lot of heroin. You helped popularize moombton musically mom Button.

561
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 3: For the rest of the and then going back to

562
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:24,159
Speaker 3: your dad hurt you. Brother is a piece of you

563
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 3: got it. Don't pull the current back too far. The

564
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 3: podcast starts strong and then it just starts.

565
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:30,879
Speaker 2: Random.

566
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 1: Like media forms, Button mixes the rhythmic origins of Dutch

567
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 1: house or house music, the slow tempo to promote you.

568
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 3: Check I can't wait. Check that out for me. Just

569
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 3: give that. Play it at your next show in contemporary concerto.

570
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 3: I recorded over it. Oh my god, this is just

571
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 3: a piece of cardboard.

572
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 1: He's a cardboard. I'm promoting this. He's of cardboard coming out.

573
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 1: Anybody can buy that at anyone anyone playing at your nick.

574
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 3: I'll make a one hundred of them. This is mine.

575
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 2: No, we need that.

576
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 3: It's part of the Why did you give it to me?

577
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 3: Because I was doing a bit come having yeah.

578
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 1: Mixes reggaetne Dutch house and it's usually between one hundred

579
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 1: and one hundred and ten bpm.

580
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 3: Would you say, yeah, if that record gets scratched, that record,

581
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 3: I'm lost. Get sibylists. We're good. I got it. You

582
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,600
Speaker 3: kind of can remind me of the guy from Smash

583
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 3: Bath a little bit. Do you get that a lot? No,

584
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 3: the guy that just died. No, you remind me of

585
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 3: that guy. Maybe I'm a I like that guy incarnation

586
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 3: of him?

587
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 2: Maybe? Yeah?

588
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 1: Just were you born in the same year he died?

589
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 1: Do you feel like last night I got reborn after

590
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 1: sex so and your dad became an alternative medicine doctor.

591
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, he's by the way was was an alternate

592
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 3: medicine doctor before I was Wait, what else did you

593
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 3: do besides really function?

594
00:29:58,960 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 2: Yeah?

595
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 1: Is that what got him into giving herbal medicine? Is

596
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 1: that what got him into having you? Having you having kids?

597
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 3: No?

598
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 2: No, no, I was.

599
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 3: I was. I was a hot tub baby, were you?

600
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 2: Yeah?

601
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,160
Speaker 3: It was a water bird. It was a water bird?

602
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 1: No no, no, I mean like they were having sex

603
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 1: in a hot and I survived. So your parents are freaking. Yeah,

604
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 1: they're freaks. Do they still have sex?

605
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 3: Probably they've been for like thirty nine years to really Yeah,

606
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 3: did they ever open up their relationship like a polycule kind?

607
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 3: I don't know. They might have sounded like they did

608
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 3: that one night in the hot tub they.

609
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 2: Ds.

610
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 3: You never get that, no, cause you remind me of Yeah,

611
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 3: I gotta see Okay, I can see that we may

612
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 3: be related.

613
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 2: Guy and I.

614
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 1: He's a cool dude. Guy and guy and let me

615
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 1: see the smash mouth dude a point phone.

616
00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 3: You get your Hey, we were in trolls.

617
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 2: We were.

618
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 3: I didn't even tell me that. Yeah, you didn't tell

619
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 3: me that either. Hey, this info would have been great

620
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 3: to have.

621
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 1: Uh, we were in trolls together. Ago, I saw it.

622
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,280
Speaker 3: I saw it nine times in the theater. I didn't.

623
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 2: I wasn't in it.

624
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 3: You weren't in it. No, I just sit over here.

625
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 1: There was a typo on your platinum record for get Low. Yeah,

626
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: what's up with that? That's the question for the r

627
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 1: i A. They sent it over and it said certificate.

628
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 1: It said certificate showing certificate chowing. First plaque I ever got,

629
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 1: Oh congress, hey, so like it was the actual plaque

630
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 1: was like, you had a platinum record. Yeah, that's big.

631
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 1: It said certificate chowing instead of certification. What is platinum

632
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 1: five hundred K? I don't know now, I don't know.

633
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 1: He also remind me of Violent J from Insane Clown BOSSI.

634
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 1: You're kind of like the three of those guys mixed together.

635
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 3: What the fuck is that? How I sound's horrible mixed

636
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 3: with Violent Jay and mixed thing? What's what's his what's

637
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:07,479
Speaker 3: his name? Johnny? He doesn't like you. I don't need

638
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 3: to tell.

639
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 1: I don't think you wanted to text him about absolutely,

640
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 1: but you never got any of those guys.

641
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 3: Come on, no, I got really the Benny Hannah guy's son.

642
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 3: I really heard that.

643
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 1: Yes, and his sister is in Fast than Furious yes,

644
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 1: power family. That's a power family. That's Jackson.

645
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 3: I was like and even watching.

646
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 4: Okay, well that's that's again. That's the question he asked

647
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 4: everybody at the end.

648
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 3: That's amazing.

649
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 1: That nor to confirm it. Yeah, he doesn't believe it

650
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 1: every time they're lying.

651
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 3: Now, well he needs to hear it constantly weekly. You

652
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 3: kind of look like Vin Diesel. I get Vin Diesel

653
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 3: and who else? Sandra Bernhardt? Sandra Bernhardt?

654
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 2: You know what that is?

655
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 3: That the Vendra Banhart no.

656
00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 1: Wife Friendandre Burnhardt and who else? And like a little

657
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 1: bit I mean a little bit of Jeff Ross.

658
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can see Jeff Ross. You know when I

659
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 3: shaved my head, I look like Jeff. Yeah, I can

660
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 3: see that. It looked like Jeff. But I just lost

661
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 3: twenty five pounds, so I don't know. You look good,

662
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Speaker 3: Tommy looks good. You do not look good? You kind

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Speaker 3: of look yeah a little nick?

664
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Speaker 2: Are you not jumping?

665
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Speaker 3: Well, I'm doing everything. I'm like a pin cushion. At

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Speaker 3: the end of you will go v o zepic and.

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Speaker 10: One way Yeah, yeah, John, Yeah, Sam Yeah, Goop goop

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Speaker 10: dot com, goop dot net.

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Speaker 3: He's eating the Vagina Channels TV.

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Speaker 2: With Aericdrey with Aericdrey.

671
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Speaker 1: One time in New Orleans, I put uh in opiate

672
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Speaker 1: up my butt and I saw New Orleans yeah yeah

673
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,319
Speaker 1: and someone. They were all were like, you're not gonna

674
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 1: do it. I was like, okay, I will. I'm a

675
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,840
Speaker 1: DJ goddamn it. Yeah, and then I did yea, and

676
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Speaker 1: we saw I think I saw Quentin Tarantino. Happened, but

677
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Speaker 1: the story is gonna be like that's over happened. I

678
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:25,800
Speaker 1: think I saw Quentin Tarantino. And then I didn't like

679
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Speaker 1: that much. I didn't like it that much.

680
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 3: No, me neither.

681
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:32,360
Speaker 1: I was super stony, blooney, not social and just like

682
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 1: there and me and Carl watched niggad Gun one two and.

683
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Speaker 3: I think like nine hours uh man, thinking.

684
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Speaker 1: I get it, that's what they wanted to do, but

685
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Speaker 1: they didn't even have the technology yet. The cushion that

686
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Speaker 1: reminds me of when I did acid. One time, I

687
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Speaker 1: put on it's the movie like something Cleopatra foxing Cleata.

688
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Speaker 2: Movie.

689
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 1: No, oh my god, I forgot there is a movie

690
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Speaker 1: called Cleopatra. It might be Cleopatra Elizabeth Taylor, No, no, no,

691
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Speaker 1: who's the girl from Spider Man?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Devin Yoki. No, she's from past and furious Emma Stone. No,

693
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Speaker 3: I quit take that out out? Does anyone know who

694
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Speaker 3: who was in?

695
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Speaker 1: It?

696
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,239
Speaker 3: Was like the first Spider Man.

697
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 1: Every podcast, here's some dunce she and that's called Cleopatra.

698
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 1: Is it called just Cleopatra, called Cleopatra's cat, it's called

699
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Speaker 1: part No.

700
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Speaker 3: I don't know. That's where the moon's coming in that.

701
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Speaker 3: I don't know what.

702
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:56,240
Speaker 1: Maybe I dreamed it to the producers because.

703
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 3: He's been lying the whole time.

704
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 2: Dad's name is I.

705
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:00,280
Speaker 1: Don't even have parents.

706
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Speaker 3: J Did your dad go to med school?

707
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Speaker 1: Dude, I don't have a dad. He just went to

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Speaker 1: He just went to g n C and he goes.

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Speaker 3: I'll figure it out. Give me the ging go below

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Speaker 3: bo pack of needles.

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Speaker 5: Please exactly, give me a pack of needles and your

712
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Speaker 5: best gingk go below bot.

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Speaker 3: Start experiment on my kids.

714
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Speaker 5: They're hog tied at the dog Gate and an earthquake

715
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Speaker 5: to come and I get feel it in my bones.

716
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh man, So that's how the Benny did you

717
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,720
Speaker 3: ever get? Did you ever go to Benny? Honest?

718
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,919
Speaker 1: I've been to Benny. I love Benny, honest. I would

719
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 1: go there every year for my never in the bad

720
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 1: mood of Benny honest. No, I met Jennifer love hewittt there,

721
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 1: get the fuck out of it. I was like seven,

722
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Speaker 1: and I gave her my number and no for me,

723
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:48,360
Speaker 1: way dream. I think it's illegal as well. You're allowed

724
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Speaker 1: to wait. She just turned sixty.

725
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Speaker 2: She did it?

726
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I don't know. No, she didn't. You want

727
00:36:58,680 --> 00:36:59,400
Speaker 3: you want to feel me?

728
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 1: Confirmed an, I want to feel really old, ristome eighty.

729
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,360
Speaker 1: I don't believe anything that's coming out of your mouth anymore.

730
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 1: Jennifer love hew at his nine.

731
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 3: Honey booboo child grew up and got smoking. She's gorgeous

732
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Speaker 3: and smartest. F Jennifer love He is forty six years old.

733
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:26,399
Speaker 3: What now, that's a different one. That's just forty six.

734
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Speaker 3: That's a different one.

735
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Speaker 1: Sixty choking asshole told me when she's sixty nine.

736
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

737
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 1: Honey booboo Child's she's a genius.

738
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:40,720
Speaker 3: Now that makes sense. You play this at your next concert?

739
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 2: Yes?

740
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 3: Please? Will you play that? You show the camera this

741
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 3: is how high to the moon?

742
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 2: By more?

743
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 3: Play you just put it in the computer at your

744
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,320
Speaker 3: next concert. Yeah, I gotta love it.

745
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 1: Morgan Lewis and Nancy Hamilton. Yeah, it's an f mind.

746
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 3: You know how to seeing it now? But where do

747
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,359
Speaker 3: you live now? You're still in l A, Yeah, well

748
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:04,879
Speaker 3: part of town.

749
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,799
Speaker 1: I'm over in West Hollywood specific address. Uh. You know.

750
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 3: You're gonna buy a house. What are you gonna settle down?

751
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 3: Marry this girl? She's nice, You get a house. But

752
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 3: next thing I know, you're in upstate New York.

753
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:21,280
Speaker 1: You're putt an opium over your button being a fucking

754
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 1: cuckaa manga.

755
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know yea. Is she cool with all that?

756
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: No?

757
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:26,879
Speaker 3: I don't want to push. I don't want to push.

758
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 3: She's cool with all that.

759
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 1: You're going with the flow. You been with her, I'm

760
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 1: getting with her for three years. I'll get one with you.

761
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 1: I'm get snipped.

762
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 3: Let's do it. I'm done, all right. Our friends are

763
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:38,439
Speaker 3: all getting them. We're snipping. It's like a fucking hour,

764
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:43,800
Speaker 3: like throwing ropes. Actually, get a lot of research into it,

765
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:44,319
Speaker 3: and you can.

766
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can get But there also is the version

767
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 1: where you don't then nothing comes out.

768
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,840
Speaker 3: There's another version. Yeah, there's another version where it's just

769
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 3: that's like tantric is about what I got going on?

770
00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 3: Now that did you go and then your month's all offt.

771
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 2: Is that?

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Speaker 3: Is that a side? Effe? You just can't throw a

773
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 3: rope any more. I'm trippy, dude, are you Are you

774
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 3: actually gonna go and get a sectomy?

775
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 1: Yes?

776
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 3: All right? Cool. I consulted with a doctor in Pasadena

777
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:15,319
Speaker 3: and I'm and.

778
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 1: My prime candidate prime and you start some sperm?

779
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 3: Did you not? I did?

780
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Speaker 1: And I didn't just so I went to the sperm

781
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Speaker 1: bank shave those Yeah you did? I How was I

782
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 1: gonna praise by sperm?

783
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 3: It's so badly awkward.

784
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 1: I bet I get there and I'm like, I'm gonna

785
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:36,439
Speaker 1: have to fucking jerk off at the doctor's office.

786
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 3: And I was like, but whatever, they're used to it.

787
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 2: It's it's fine.

788
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 3: So they they're like, sir, wait for for me to

789
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 3: be out of the room. There not in the lobby, sir,

790
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 3: please sign.

791
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 1: I thought this was a space, So we went to

792
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 1: I go into this little room and they have a

793
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 1: little TV and a USB thumb drive in it, and

794
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 1: like instruction.

795
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 3: The guy didn't really tell me anything. He just gave

796
00:39:59,120 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 3: me a little cup.

797
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 1: He's like, isn't this I'm like, okay, no, he told

798
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:03,360
Speaker 1: me about sperm, but he didn't tell me about the

799
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:03,879
Speaker 1: little room.

800
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,359
Speaker 3: So you go in the little room. Here's a cup.

801
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 3: What did you tell you about sperm? He told me

802
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 3: about like everything when you freeze and unfreeze them? How much?

803
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 1: Like there's thirty nine million sperm cells and one load typically,

804
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 1: and like all you need is one one functional sperm cell,

805
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:24,319
Speaker 1: one guy. How much is like a big load? How

806
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 1: much is a small load? How much sperm per load?

807
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 1: He told me, Like all these stats, what goes into

808
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 1: freezing them unfreezing them? If I wanted to donate, I

809
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:32,399
Speaker 1: was like, I don't want to donate.

810
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 3: Well, if you love your job, you never work a

811
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 3: day in your life. Yeah, that's true. You only hate

812
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 3: mondays if you hate your job.

813
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 1: Brother, Hey, well I got you. Can I tell you

814
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 1: a little bit about sperm?

815
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 2: Wait? So how was it?

816
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 1: So I go in this little room and there's a

817
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 1: flat screen TV, like a little flat screen and instructions

818
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, there is like porn here.

819
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 3: There's like you didn't mention that in the fucking sperm

820
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 3: ted talk, but there is porn.

821
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: And so I'm like, look at it. It's like presitive.

822
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 1: And right before you leave, I go these remotes are

823
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 1: clean right, like they've been cleaned. He goes, we clean

824
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:07,719
Speaker 1: them every ever. They're clean every every month, every year

825
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 1: we clean.

826
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 3: Every year, we clean them. Clease on Christmas Day, that's

827
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 3: when we do.

828
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:14,360
Speaker 1: So.

829
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 3: So okay, okay, this is I go.

830
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 2: I turned on.

831
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 1: You know. At first, I'm like, I'm like, oh no,

832
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:23,360
Speaker 1: HD M I A V one. I've been like technical problems.

833
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 1: Then I get it going and I can't.

834
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:27,720
Speaker 3: I don't. I'm not gonna I can't.

835
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 1: Say this that word, but I'll show you the pictures

836
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 1: of It's like the nineties, like nies and early two

837
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 1: thousands like video vixen, maximum highlight porn.

838
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 3: And I'm like just sending pictures to my bro. I'm

839
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 3: not even drinking off you. I was like, I'm like

840
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 3: ten years old. And then I jizzed in a little cup.

841
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 3: But then he came out.

842
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 8: Held me and he goes, you just too little. I

843
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,319
Speaker 8: think you knew it because I think you jerked off

844
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 8: to too little. He goes to, but he goes, I

845
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 8: think you're jerked off too recently. He goes, you ejaculated

846
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:10,360
Speaker 8: to recently and your and he goes, when did you

847
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:11,919
Speaker 8: ejaculate before you came here.

848
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 3: And I went I jerked off that morning. I forgot.

849
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 3: I forgot, forgot. I was doing the part of my routine.

850
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, no, you gotta save up, man, And

851
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 3: I was like, I know, I know, you gotta save up.

852
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 3: But in the shower, you just come over in the

853
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:42,439
Speaker 3: morning with the little cup you gotta catch. I won't

854
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:44,280
Speaker 3: even think about and that will happen again.

855
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:45,919
Speaker 2: You won't even be there.

856
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:53,880
Speaker 3: I'll pretend you're not there. A pretty keep s. Can

857
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:55,439
Speaker 3: I take this out of my pants? Yeah, you don't

858
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 3: have to do that. Thanks, Yeah, you don't have to

859
00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:00,359
Speaker 3: commit to sit. We can't even see it back. Then

860
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 3: you're going to go back and get Yeah, I.

861
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 1: Gotta go back freeze my sperm. Then once he re

862
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:08,839
Speaker 1: checks my sperm, make sure I have viable donors if

863
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 1: I ever wanted kids, then I'm gonna get And it's

864
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:11,880
Speaker 1: all right.

865
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:13,360
Speaker 3: I'm fucking opening my.

866
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 2: Life to you.

867
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 1: I ruined his mixtapet that prop Yeah, this is prop comedy.

868
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 1: I didn't realize this was a carrot top show. Yeah,

869
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 1: prim birthday and he was fucking hilarious, and he writes it.

870
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,880
Speaker 1: He makes sure he writes one new joke every day,

871
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:36,240
Speaker 1: So it's like the set constantly changes, and he performs

872
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:40,879
Speaker 1: every night, damn constantly. It's like a night It's it's

873
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 1: on a new hour every day. That'd be impossible, but

874
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:49,240
Speaker 1: it's like just at least a few new minutes, constantly shifting.

875
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 3: So it's just like he never figured it out where

876
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 3: he never gets sick of yeah, not getting sick, and

877
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 3: he can still innovate.

878
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 1: And he was really he was a super nice back.

879
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:03,319
Speaker 1: I love care a carrot top apologist. Okay, you're Karen

880
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 1: Maxing guy Fear. That was the peak, that was the podcast. Yeah,

881
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Speaker 1: that's when we peaked. And then when I started talking

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00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 1: about Benny Huns that's when it dipped.

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Speaker 3: He got a little there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but then you brought it back up with Devendra

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Speaker 1: Banhart's wife. Oh, Sandra Banhard end there we get it yet?

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00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 1: Yeah Banhart plug something. Yeah, you're coming up. I got

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00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,359
Speaker 1: this new project that I'm doing called Sorry My Love,

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Speaker 1: which is like a pop punk project.

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Speaker 3: You can't talk about it related.

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Speaker 1: It's really good. We can't do at him featuring I'm

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00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:38,800
Speaker 1: still plugging right now. It's featuring water Parks.

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Speaker 3: You love it, you like this is my fitbit check

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Speaker 3: out the stepside. Got dude, this is a real fitbit.

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00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:49,320
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, it has been charging years. Holy ship. It

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00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 3: doesn't work. Instead, so you go back to your high

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Speaker 3: school reunion and you're like the king of the town.

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00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 1: Actually, our high school reunion didn't happen because many people

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Speaker 1: didn't want to go.

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Speaker 3: There was a facebook. Man, I'm having a rough kind

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00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 3: of wishing for it. I don't know, it'd be nice

901
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 3: to just talk to the old gang. I felt really bad.

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Speaker 1: They had one group and then they were like, hey,

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Speaker 1: since not enough people are talking in this, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: make a smaller group. They made the smaller group and

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Speaker 1: then said they were like, hey, sadly, not enough people

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Speaker 1: want to go to this, so we can't do it.

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Speaker 3: Did you go to your high school? I went to it. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I went to my this is your bombing story? No,

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00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 3: well I found out that like a lot of my

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00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 3: Oh that's me, I got fuck I can see it.

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00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 3: Oh that's not me. I thought it was. I get it.

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Speaker 3: You know what.

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Speaker 1: I don't like the the smash mouthed guy.

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00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:43,840
Speaker 3: Oh that is no.

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00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 1: Just so when his hair is okay, now it feels meaner. Yeah, no,

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00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 1: now it feels mean it's like you'd say it.

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00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 3: I like that. No no, no, no, that's too mean.

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00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:00,960
Speaker 3: That's too mean. Put up Guy Fury. This guy is

919
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 3: a mess. Guy Fiery and him kind of look similar.

920
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:06,759
Speaker 3: So now I get it. I think they're all one

921
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Speaker 3: in the same.

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Speaker 1: I met Guy Fieri at the at the All Star Game,

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00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 1: the NBA also game the fucking Best, the Best, the Best.

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00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 2: Yea love.

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00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna watch me at the sperm Bank. Oh sick.

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Speaker 3: So you you got a pop punk thing going?

927
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:27,399
Speaker 1: I got a pop punk project coming out. It's called

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00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 1: Sorry My Love with my friend Albert Hype, and the

929
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,759
Speaker 1: first single just came out. It's doing amazing. So yeah,

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00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:34,799
Speaker 1: it's been really fun.

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Speaker 3: Anything else you want to talk about before we leave?

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Speaker 3: Did you say all your bomb show? Yeah? I did.

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Speaker 1: I mean I probably have more. Where we're gonna start

934
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Speaker 1: watching this Disney show.

935
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Speaker 3: We have to sign up. Hey, what's your password? That's

936
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 3: his lines. I got a couple of scenes like that's

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Speaker 3: Eric Guilty. We're getting you in a music video. I

938
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Speaker 3: would love to you said that before. I'm not gonna

939
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Speaker 3: get my hopes up. I'm trying to think of it.

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Speaker 1: If there's any other bombing stories, that I've that I had.

941
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:10,800
Speaker 1: I thought I was only supposed to think of one.

942
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, one thing to talk about crazy. This podcast is

943
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 3: five hours. This is the first act I got. Okay, Yeah,

944
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 3: what's the second act? What do we talk about next?

945
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:25,880
Speaker 3: We're talking about Nicole and how you really feel about it? God, Nicole,

946
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 3: I love you. Don't listen to these people. Dude, don't

947
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:31,439
Speaker 3: funk that up. I'm not don't funk that up. I won't.

948
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 3: I probably you don't tell how you really feel right now.

949
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 3: You're You're lucky, Nicole. You're the best thing that's ever

950
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 3: happened to man.

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00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 2: I love you.

952
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 3: Good. Let's see, we'll put it this out next Valentin's day.

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00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 1: That's where it's actually her birthday is February thirteenth to oh,

954
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 1: Friday the thirteenth.

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00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's ud.

956
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 2: You gotta.

957
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:01,360
Speaker 3: Go to cut your peep out in your sleep. That's fine.

958
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:04,839
Speaker 1: I'm ready to just end it. Yeah, yeah, that makes

959
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 1: sense if that's my phasectomy. Yeah, that is the whole

960
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:12,799
Speaker 1: thing just coming off. You know, in China and they

961
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 1: would the eunuchs testicles and penis. Yeah, yeah, they turned

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00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 1: into the angels from Dogma.

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00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:26,879
Speaker 3: Wow, that's bombing with air everybody let him hear.

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00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 2: I'll with a recondred.

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00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 3: All right, listen up, we got something special for you.

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00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 1: Got a burning story that you're itching to tell about

967
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 1: when you bombed or absolutely failed in life.

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00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:42,239
Speaker 3: Now's your chance to tell me all about it.

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Speaker 2: Wabo.

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00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,800
Speaker 1: I want to hear your worst, most cringe worthy what

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00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:47,760
Speaker 1: the fuck was I thinking?

972
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:48,880
Speaker 2: What just happened?

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00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:49,240
Speaker 3: Moment?

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Speaker 1: So pick up your phone and dial seven one six bombing.

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Speaker 1: That's seven one six two six six twenty four sixty

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Speaker 1: four and leave me a voicemail.

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Speaker 3: And we might just play it on a future episode.

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Speaker 1: Bombing with Eric Andre is brought to you by Will

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Speaker 1: Ferrell's Big Money Players Network and iHeart Podcasts.

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00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 3: Our producer is Bei Wang, our.

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Speaker 1: Research assistant is David Carliner, Our editor and sound designers

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Speaker 1: Andy Harris, and our art is by Dylan Vanderbergh.

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