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Speaker 1: Hi Catherine, Hi Chelsea. It's Thursday. Does anyone want to

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Speaker 1: know if I moved into my house? I do not yet.

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Speaker 2: No, delayed, delayed, delayed, delayed.

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Speaker 1: Is that why we're not at your house? We're not

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Speaker 1: my house recording right now.

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Speaker 2: I can't wait until I sell this house and to

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Speaker 2: give somebody our brand new podcast room that we never have.

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Speaker 1: Gotten to you, and we've used it a couple of times.

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Speaker 2: So I am still staying with my friend, yes, and

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Speaker 2: just planning your next move. I'm just we're going to

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Speaker 2: my Erica soon. I am going out to my Orca. Yes,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to my Orca. I'm doing I have the

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Speaker 2: month of September in LA. They say they are almost finished.

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Speaker 2: This is what they tell me every week, every time,

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Speaker 2: every time. I now, we're waiting for the power to

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Speaker 2: be turned back on so that I can go in

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Speaker 2: and live in my house through the final stages of

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Speaker 2: the construction, just to get out of my friend's house

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Speaker 2: so that she doesn't have to deal with me sleeping

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Speaker 2: in her fucking bed with her because her nephew moved

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Speaker 2: in and now I'm in her bed and I have

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Speaker 2: Doug and on see my friend Kat, who I'm staying

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Speaker 2: with shout out to Kat Samic. Actually I don't even

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Speaker 2: know if that's how you say her last name, because

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Speaker 2: someone someone the other day said Kat Samik and I

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Speaker 2: was like, wait, is it Samic or sa Mik?

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Speaker 1: And then I don't remember what she said after that.

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Speaker 2: But she has been the most accommodating, hispitable host ever,

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Speaker 2: Like she has made me food, she has given me

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Speaker 2: things to ice when I had my foot surgery. So

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Speaker 2: she has these ice packs at her house that like

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Speaker 2: I've never seen contraptions like this where she has. She

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Speaker 2: has a contraption that ice is your big toe and

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Speaker 2: the arch of your foot or the ball of your foot,

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Speaker 2: but not the other four.

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Speaker 1: Toes, so you put it on the big toe.

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Speaker 2: She has an ice contraption for like the back of

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Speaker 2: if you want to ice the bottom of your chin

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Speaker 2: and then strap it to your head like a facelipped

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Speaker 2: ice math.

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Speaker 1: She has one of those.

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Speaker 2: She has like like one of those knee sleeves but

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Speaker 2: for your shoulder.

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Speaker 1: She has every wow And like the.

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Speaker 2: Other day, I said, because my feet or my foot

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Speaker 2: is finally healing from my foot surgery, and it's just

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Speaker 2: it's a little bit still swollen. Still it's gonna be

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Speaker 2: for a couple of months, I think, they said. But

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Speaker 2: I'm able to do stuff. And she came home the

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Speaker 2: other night with this paraffin wax foot footholders. I of

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Speaker 2: course put them on and then get got up to

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Speaker 2: try and get Doug and went flying.

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Speaker 1: But that's on me.

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Speaker 2: But she's like a lover like cat. So shout out

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Speaker 2: to my friend Kat for having me and being the

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Speaker 2: best host and putting up with all of my shenanigans.

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Speaker 2: My bell's there every morning fucking chiding up my bullshit

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Speaker 2: on my side of the bed.

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Speaker 3: And maybe as a thank you, you can learn how

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Speaker 3: to pronounce your last name.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what's wrong with me. I mean, honestly,

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Speaker 2: I have nothing left to give.

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Speaker 1: Do you know that?

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Speaker 2: You know when I was using the analogy with my friend,

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Speaker 2: I said, you know what the problem with this house is.

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Speaker 2: I love to be involved in people's lives, like I

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Speaker 2: love to be the friend that's going to go the

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Speaker 2: extra mile, that's going to make the extra phone call,

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Speaker 2: that's going to be honest and tell you the truth,

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Speaker 2: and really show up when you have such a fucking

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Speaker 2: weight of coal on you. I my ability and bandwidth

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Speaker 2: is has shrunk total. I don't have any time for

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Speaker 2: any bullshit or any anyone else's problems, which is a

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Speaker 2: selfish thing to say, And it's not entirely true because

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Speaker 2: I have, you know, but my bandwidth is diminished by

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Speaker 1: And I I I that Manslow's hierarchy of needs.

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Speaker 3: Right, It's like your actual place we are living is nonexistent,

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Speaker 3: you know, it's not you don't have the safety of

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Speaker 3: somewhere to go home at night, well, your own place

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Speaker 3: to go home at night and right unload and unpack

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Speaker 3: and unwined and so like, you don't have.

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Speaker 1: That extra to be giving.

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Speaker 4: That makes total sense to me.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well then that's that explains yes, when you're off

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Speaker 2: the hook.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody, that's my deal. That's my deal. Suck it up. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm really excited about our guest.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's awesome. Okay, So our guest today has

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Speaker 2: a new special. It's called Life on the PTSD list.

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Speaker 2: It's now available on YouTube. Please welcome Kathy Griffin. Kathy

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Speaker 2: Griffin is here and I'm very excited a to have

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Speaker 2: a conversation, an open conversation about plastic search.

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Speaker 4: Five weeks ago, I had a facelift.

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Speaker 2: So fresh off a facelift, yes, okay, because I'm about

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Speaker 2: to do a little nip and tucking myself, I need

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Speaker 2: my neck.

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Speaker 1: A little bit.

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Speaker 4: I got the neck pull.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm not like.

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Speaker 4: Have you had it?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 4: It's painful, so you will have to turn like your

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Speaker 4: entire upper body for a while, which is kind of comical,

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Speaker 4: but just don't kid yourself. It is someone cutting the

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Speaker 4: back of your neck, open back of your neck, pulling

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Speaker 4: it as hard. Yes here, I have a little left

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Speaker 4: so it's a yank. Okay, it is there's no other

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Speaker 2: And how do you get them to make sure that

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Speaker 2: you don't look pulled and that you look just fresh

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Speaker 4: I think I've had. I think the first one I had,

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Speaker 4: I was only thirty eight, which was dumb. It was

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Speaker 4: too young, and nobody even knew. I didn't even need it.

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Speaker 4: I just talked into it. And the second one I

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Speaker 4: think I looked pulled because that was the style of

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Speaker 4: I think that's why it doesn't look I don't have

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Speaker 4: like the I'm not dissing Joe Biden, but I don't

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Speaker 4: have the Joe Biden like eyes are going up.

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Speaker 2: How did Joe Biden have time to get a facelift

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Speaker 2: while he was the president?

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Speaker 4: Okay, here's what he didn't have time for. He didn't

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Speaker 4: have time to recover. Yeah, I mean you can get

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Speaker 4: the facelift. It takes five hours.

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Speaker 1: It does take a period of time to settle in.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it takes is that of time?

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Speaker 1: What is that period of time?

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Speaker 4: Okay, so my guy told me that it would be

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Speaker 4: three months till I could go on camera. Well, here

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Speaker 4: I am, it's five weeks. No one does and you

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Speaker 4: won't need three months.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I did do the hyperbar chamber every day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, great, But then you just told me that

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Speaker 2: two people exploded in hyper bear chain.

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Speaker 4: People have passed away in hyperbarl neighbors, and one was

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Speaker 4: man last week. And what the hyperbaric chamber place that

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Speaker 4: to whatever batteries the person had taken into the chamber.

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Speaker 4: So for example, I would put my phone. They would

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Speaker 4: put my phone on top of the chamber on the outside.

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Speaker 4: Then I would have the battery operated speaker like right

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Speaker 2: All because when I've used that hyperbaric chamber center or

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Speaker 2: the one on Beverly, have you ever been there?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: Okay, well I've used that before when I had shoulder surgery.

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Speaker 2: I went in there a few.

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Speaker 4: Times and did it help?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know, you can't. There's not I

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Speaker 2: mean everyone says it's great. I have one at home,

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Speaker 2: but it's a low pressure one. It's like called hyperbaric

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Speaker 2: chamber pressure like low U said, dog sea health or

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Speaker 2: some boxa health okay, and that's it's like you zip

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Speaker 2: yourself in so clearly, like you need an attendant for

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Speaker 2: the ones you're going in.

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Speaker 4: When I shot, they said you can't take your anymore,

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Speaker 4: so you just have to lay there for ninety minutes.

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Speaker 4: And I said, no, no, that's too boring. I can't

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Speaker 4: do it. No, exactly who I'd rather.

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Speaker 1: I need a book or a TV.

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Speaker 4: Need a book. I want to talk about books too,

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Speaker 4: because I've never read so much in my life since

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Speaker 4: this facelift.

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Speaker 1: Oh see, isn't that sounds like the recovery.

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Speaker 2: That's exactly what I'm looking forward to toocovery.

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Speaker 4: And really play the pity card. I mean, really play

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Speaker 4: up the pain and the pity and oh my god,

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Speaker 4: I can't move, and then of course blame society.

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Speaker 2: And then but also take tons of pills because I

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Speaker 4: I mean, it's just another excuse to get don't go

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Speaker 2: I know anyone who says to me and I've seen

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Speaker 2: a metafite at eight hundred, I'm like, don't talk to you,

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Speaker 2: like even be talking about melatonin.

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Speaker 4: I will pay me pills, thank you.

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Speaker 1: That's anything over the counter. I'm not interested.

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Speaker 4: You want to be fighting with your pharmacist.

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Speaker 1: So this is your So this is amazing, So this

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Speaker 4: Third way hold on. So facelift, neck pull and upper eyes.

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Speaker 2: It isn't about it, Like doesn't a next goes with

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Speaker 2: a lower face lift?

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Speaker 4: Well yes, but I had them both because I gotta

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Speaker 4: say he really did give me my jaw line back,

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Speaker 4: not that I had like big jowls, but look, I'm

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Speaker 4: sixty four and a half and so just regular skin happens,

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Speaker 4: and so I just I'm not trying to look, you know, forty,

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Speaker 4: But I just thought, if he can do it in

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Speaker 4: gonna do it. And I hope you think this is funny.

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Speaker 4: And she's openly talked about this, but I went to

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Speaker 4: Sia's doctor. And the reason I think that's funny is

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Speaker 4: because Cia the Chandelier songstress is known for wearing a

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Speaker 4: backwards wig, and we don't even know what her face

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Speaker 4: looks like exactly. I mean, you and I know because

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Speaker 4: we know it. But I thought, I still think it's

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Speaker 4: funny that she even got a facelift and no one

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Speaker 2: But he has also adopted like some grown men. Right,

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Speaker 2: she's adopted two grown men, two eighteen year old masts.

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Speaker 1: Right, yes, so another.

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Speaker 4: Has a baby? Has an eighteen month old?

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Speaker 1: Did she have a baby or did she adopt a baby?

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Speaker 4: She did surrogate?

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, and you're the surrogate of course.

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Speaker 4: Obviously, she wondered as many of my genes as how.

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Speaker 1: Many babies have you been a surrogate too?

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Speaker 4: Seventeen? And I am sore. So I will, by the way,

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Speaker 4: I will not get the downstairs rejuvenation, no matter how

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Speaker 4: sexy it's supposed to make you feel. I don't believe

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Speaker 2: Let me show you something that is happening to my ears.

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Speaker 2: This is a surgical question where they cut them a

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Speaker 2: So, but the ear thing is not very common for

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Speaker 2: Whatever does he give you free surgery because you him

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Speaker 4: He is incredibly expensive. Now he's not the Christian or

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Speaker 2: That's ridiculous, first of all, because cost a million dollars

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Speaker 1: No, that's just taking advance, right.

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Speaker 4: But no, I'm not. I am, in no way a

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Speaker 2: Is it hard to acclimate to having a smaller mouth?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 1: Can you fix it? Does it physically feel?

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Speaker 4: I noticed it in an out burger because when I

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Speaker 1: Is that the center? Yeah, all recovery center. Yes.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to get in any trouble as I've

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Speaker 4: I won't say the real name, but in my act

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Speaker 4: I call it immortal, right, because that's how they want

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Speaker 4: you to feel. Did you just take your hand and

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Speaker 1: Bit while I'm watching you?

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Speaker 2: Actually, I'm giving my face lift a bit of a

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Speaker 2: I mean, I can't be enjoying a conversation.

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Speaker 4: More you've got that.

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Speaker 4: And it's like shopping.

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Speaker 2: But I wonder if because you got a facelift at

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Speaker 1: Do you think that's too early?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Because you said you've got three facelifts, like that seems

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Speaker 4: Okay, it's too many because my forehead is so high

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Speaker 4: that he actually said, and I'm quoting, you have too

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Speaker 4: the very trendy ponytail facelift, which is the one everyone's getting,

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Speaker 4: it's like if you're wearing the tightest ponytail you've ever.

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Speaker 2: Getting a tight high ponytail is like anytime I.

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Speaker 4: as well as it hurt just for one day. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Okay, we have so much to talk about, Kathy, because

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Speaker 2: so much has happened. You mentioned the trumpet thing, which

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Speaker 2: made me so irate that you thank you. This is

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Speaker 2: years ago, but like you know, always that still lives.

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Speaker 2: I know, and it's so unfair to you because I

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Speaker 2: just I feel like you have been treated so unfairly

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Speaker 4: Such losers.

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Speaker 1: I know, Like, where do we even begin.

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Speaker 2: Let's I don't want to harp on the Trump stuff

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Speaker 4: You're but I did get a death threat to my

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Speaker 1: But that's easy to get threats. I wouldn't take. Don't

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Speaker 4: Like, I call the FBI anyway, and I know them.

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Speaker 2: Seriously, I'm not tell because I'm sure I'll be interested

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Speaker 4: I have been, Chelsea. I've been in Twitter fights with

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Speaker 4: the fucking cabinet I just I am not even in

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Speaker 2: So tell me when that whole Trump backlash. And for

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Speaker 2: those of you who aren't familiar, Kathy posted a photo

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Speaker 2: or was it a photo?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a photo of me holding a Trump

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Speaker 4: And so I thought it was sort of a statement,

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Speaker 4: more than Maga people. So the I was then put

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Speaker 4: I was out of work for six and a half years,

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Speaker 4: I mean six and a half one and my agents

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Speaker 4: even said the word they're using is squeamish. They're squeamish,

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm so sorry that you had to go through that,

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Speaker 2: Thank you. I mean, six years is an incredibly long

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Speaker 1: So talk about that a little bit, like.

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Speaker 2: Talk about how you pull yourself out of something like that.

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Speaker 4: Well, first of all, I didn't do very well. I

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Speaker 4: here again. And they called me for the first job

442
00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:53,040
Speaker 4: offer in six and a half years and said you

443
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,359
Speaker 4: want to come back and do a show. And I

444
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:58,119
Speaker 4: was like crying, going yes, of course, and then I go,

445
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Speaker 4: but wait, what happened to the guy that made that

446
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:04,919
Speaker 4: statemid about me? And she goes, oh, he's dead. So

447
00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:08,359
Speaker 4: now I've decided to just wait them out. And I

448
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:12,600
Speaker 4: think a lot of the resilience is just not quitting.

449
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Speaker 5: Well.

450
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Speaker 2: First of all, the irony and the fact that a

451
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,919
Speaker 2: woman was able to give you your voice back and

452
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,840
Speaker 2: then a man tried to sew your mouth shut.

453
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,920
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes.

454
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Speaker 2: Second of all, I would like to say, at first,

455
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Speaker 2: I love you.

456
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,040
Speaker 1: I hope you feel loved, because I would hate.

457
00:21:29,119 --> 00:21:31,560
Speaker 2: I can't imagine the loneliness that you must have felt

458
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:32,919
Speaker 2: during that time.

459
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Speaker 4: Chelsey, Everybody don't me, Like seventy five percent of my

460
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:40,000
Speaker 4: friends just headed for the hills, just didn't return calls

461
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,440
Speaker 4: or would go out of their way to be what

462
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,840
Speaker 4: were you thinking? And once again you're going to get

463
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Speaker 4: people killed like it was. And by the way, they

464
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:52,160
Speaker 4: never came back, like when people are like it's got

465
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,840
Speaker 4: to be so gratifying when people call you and say

466
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:58,399
Speaker 4: they're sorry. I'm like, no, not one nobody's been like

467
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:01,720
Speaker 4: oh sorry. That was kind of a reaction. And now

468
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:05,240
Speaker 4: it's so clear because we see Trump and his machine

469
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:10,320
Speaker 4: do this to Rosy o'dama last weekend, probably like when

470
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,000
Speaker 4: my incident happened. It was three days after Robert Muller

471
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,040
Speaker 4: was appointed. I think that's why he used me as

472
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:19,520
Speaker 4: that deflection. I think he went after Rosie last weekend

473
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:24,000
Speaker 4: because he's on videotape with Jeffrey Epstein dancing at a

474
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Speaker 4: party with miners.

475
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Speaker 1: This whole Epstein thing is so cartoonish.

476
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Speaker 2: He has been demanding to see these Epstein files for years.

477
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:35,399
Speaker 2: He has been the one demanding, and now he's like,

478
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Speaker 2: shut up about It's like, can we please just put

479
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 2: a video of him saying where are these files?

480
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,240
Speaker 1: In front of his face?

481
00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:44,960
Speaker 2: Yes, he's The style of interview that they're doing is

482
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:45,920
Speaker 2: not cutting the muscle.

483
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Speaker 4: It's not an interview. Our press is letting us down. Now.

484
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Speaker 4: I know the good press has been excluded and they've

485
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:54,520
Speaker 4: lost the press passes. I get it, but there's got

486
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:57,080
Speaker 4: to be some way for our press to push back harder.

487
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Speaker 4: Because he is on video with the Eppsteen at a

488
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Speaker 4: party with minors.

489
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Speaker 2: This may be so ridiculous if this was the straw

490
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Speaker 2: that broke the camel's back, because the maga isn't letting

491
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:14,440
Speaker 2: this Epstein tape go rapist. It's like, so what's different

492
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Speaker 2: because this is young girls, like that's their that's their baseline.

493
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,919
Speaker 2: That's their line that you can't cross, you can rape,

494
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:20,840
Speaker 2: but you can't rape.

495
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Speaker 4: Remember they've been What they've been feeding off is that

496
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 4: the they were so sure that Hillary Clinton and me

497
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Speaker 4: were in the basement of a pizza parlor harvesting baby parts,

498
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Speaker 4: then if I if you knew how many people sent

499
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Speaker 4: me pizza emojis.

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Speaker 2: Yes, apparently I've never been there, obviously, not.

501
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Speaker 5: As if.

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Speaker 4: And I've even made a video basically saying as if.

503
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Speaker 4: And they're like, that's an admission, and I'm like, no, no, no,

504
00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:01,399
Speaker 4: that's not I don't know where they is.

505
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Speaker 1: If I were, it would be stupid enough.

506
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,680
Speaker 2: Hey, as if I would ever subscribe to that kind

507
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:07,399
Speaker 2: of behavior.

508
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,240
Speaker 6: Ever, people are taking advantage of young women.

509
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,800
Speaker 4: Ever ever, Ever, look at our body of work. It

510
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,399
Speaker 4: speaks for itself. Look at our outside behavior and speaks

511
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:19,360
Speaker 4: for itself. And so I think the MAGA people are

512
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 4: still obsessed, and I think they paid attention more to

513
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Speaker 4: the Epstein news than things like the Egen Carol trials,

514
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,719
Speaker 4: like the thirty four counts he was convicted of. Because

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Speaker 4: I know a lot of MAGA people, and I know

516
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 4: friends that have lost a cousin to MAGA or I

517
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 4: have a girlfriend who lost her son to MAGA and

518
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:45,439
Speaker 4: she can't even talk to him. And they are very

519
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:49,960
Speaker 4: invested in Epstein. But it's because they thought Hilary was

520
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 4: going to be caught red handed molesting girls with Jeffrey Epstein.

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Speaker 1: And also, why can't he just alter the list like

522
00:24:58,880 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 1: he lies?

523
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:02,240
Speaker 4: He cann It's an ex self spreadsheet. They put Oprah's

524
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,600
Speaker 4: name on there, for God's sake.

525
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 1: He can just edit his name off of it.

526
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Speaker 3: I know.

527
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,680
Speaker 4: But maybe the cat's out of the bag, like maybe

528
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,880
Speaker 4: this is the thing that could cause a fissure.

529
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:16,920
Speaker 2: Maybe yeah, I mean that's what it's seeming like. But

530
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Speaker 2: I just don't understand why he didn't handle this differently.

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Speaker 2: Why not release a list that's fake. He lies about

532
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 2: everything anyway, Like poles aren't real, this isn't real. Economy

533
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:27,679
Speaker 2: is doing great, blah blah blah. So just make up

534
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,360
Speaker 2: a fake list and put it out there with them

535
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 2: Bondi's signature.

536
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 1: And Brodino or whoever these other idiots are.

537
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Speaker 5: I know.

538
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna take a break and we're going to

539
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:43,880
Speaker 2: be right back and we're back with Kathy Griffin. Okay,

540
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:46,639
Speaker 2: so let's talk, keep talking, about resiliency because you've been

541
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,200
Speaker 2: through a lot, as you just stated, and now you're

542
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 2: going you went through to another divorce.

543
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:51,640
Speaker 1: How many divorces?

544
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Speaker 4: Is this too?

545
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:52,560
Speaker 1: Too?

546
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 3: So?

547
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 6: Three facelifts, two divorces, one cancelation right.

548
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 4: By the way, let's just call it what it is,

549
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 4: the cancelation the case, as far as showbiz, kind of

550
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,159
Speaker 4: the ultimate and it really stuck.

551
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 2: How do you feel about your life?

552
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 1: Like do what do you think your purpose has been?

553
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 4: I think that this ultimately is my calling because, like

554
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:20,200
Speaker 4: I mentioned, I've been in I've been sued seven times

555
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 4: since the Trump photo. I think I'm the most sued comedian.

556
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,600
Speaker 4: I don't know about Lenny Bruce if he was sued,

557
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:29,640
Speaker 4: because I know it was local police that harassed him,

558
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,159
Speaker 4: and local police harassed George Carlin. But I had the

559
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:37,199
Speaker 4: fence coming after me, and so I've had many maga

560
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,919
Speaker 4: people sue me for things I tweeted.

561
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 1: And I did have any of them won these lawsuits,

562
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:43,160
Speaker 1: not one.

563
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 4: I'm batting one thousand. My legal bills are insane, but

564
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:51,679
Speaker 4: I love my lawyers. They're brilliant, and I have big news,

565
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:58,080
Speaker 4: which is last Thursday, my last case was dismissed. So

566
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 4: knocking on wood, and I kind of doubt a lot

567
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 4: of maggi of people are listening to this, But hopefully

568
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 4: no one's listening to this thinking, oh wait a minute,

569
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 4: I want cat. They have a lawsuit at all times.

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00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,440
Speaker 2: So when you say back to that question, when I

571
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,400
Speaker 2: ask you what your purpose is and your purpose.

572
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 1: Is this, when you say this, what do you mean this?

573
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 1: I think it's the deal with lawsuits.

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00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 4: No, I think it's I'm wearing my First Amendment T shirt.

575
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 4: I think it's if I have a purpose. My number

576
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:26,479
Speaker 4: one purpose, hopefully is to make people laugh. That's always

577
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:30,119
Speaker 4: my goal. Like I said, I'm not a political comic.

578
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:33,679
Speaker 4: I'm not Bill Maher, I never was. I tell stories

579
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 4: about the freaking Kardashians. And yet I think now my

580
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 4: purpose is to be able to tell people what the

581
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,440
Speaker 4: First Amendment really is. And it's not when a private

582
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 4: company accuses you of defamation. It's when the government. And

583
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 4: I had the federal government. I was investigated by the

584
00:27:55,280 --> 00:28:00,919
Speaker 4: Department of Justice, two agencies within the DOJ, the Attorney's

585
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 4: Office and the Secret Service, and I was interrogated under

586
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 4: oath for the crime of conspiracy to assassinate the president

587
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:11,879
Speaker 4: of the United States. Oh my god. And if I

588
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 4: had failed that interrogation, I could have gone to prison.

589
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,200
Speaker 1: So now you're working now.

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00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 4: I can't believe it. I did a seventy five city tour.

591
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,439
Speaker 4: I got to play Carnegie Hall again, I got to

592
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 4: play Boston Symphony Hall again. I got to play the

593
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 4: Will Turn here in Los Angeles, like every show was

594
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 4: a gift. And now I'm going back on the road

595
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 4: in November. I'll be at Planet Hollywood November eighth. I've

596
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 4: added more dates and I just can't wait. Every show

597
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 4: is special and I while I lost a large part

598
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 4: of my audience because I can't play the riverboats in

599
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 4: the South anymore, and those did pay well, but I

600
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 4: think I gained some like social justice warrior types.

601
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Speaker 7: I'm sure.

602
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 4: And when I was taping my special, which no one

603
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 4: bought so I'm just gonna put it on YouTube. So fine,

604
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 4: that's the story of my life. But when I even

605
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 4: mentioned the Trump photo as a reference point, the audience

606
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 4: spontaneously burst into a pause, and I almost weld up

607
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 4: because it was such a shock, after all of the

608
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 4: adverse to put a lightly adverse reaction. It was amazing

609
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 4: to me to hear people clapping at the mention of

610
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 4: that photo, which is not a threat. I just want

611
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,239
Speaker 4: to reiterate that photo is not a threat. I have

612
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 4: no desire to kill the president. I'm not decapitating anybody.

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00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 2: I want to ask you a question for as from

614
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 2: a like a female standpoint. Do you feel respected as

615
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 2: a stand up comedian?

616
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 4: No, I don't. I feel like a lot of the

617
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 4: guys don't think I'm a real comic because I don't

618
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 4: tell traditional jokes with like a setup a punchline. I

619
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 4: tell stories and sometimes the story goes for two minutes

620
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 4: that's just a setup, and then there's seven jokes in

621
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 4: a row, and sometimes it has a joke every thirty.

622
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 4: So I don't know. But you know, I've never been

623
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 4: on the comedians and cars getting coffee or whatever. I

624
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 4: think there's a lot of you know, I have a

625
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 4: YouTube show now that i'm It's a money losing business proposition,

626
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 4: but I'm having a blast doing it. It's called Kathy

627
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 4: Griffin Talk your head off, get it. But I told

628
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 4: a story on there about the one time I went

629
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 4: on the Stephen Colbert Show because I'm such a fan

630
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Speaker 4: of his, and he really came at me hard about

631
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 4: the Trump Ahead picture and tried to convince me that

632
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 4: I had violated the First Amendment. And I walked off stage,

633
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 4: and I really did burst into tears the minute I

634
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:57,160
Speaker 4: was in the wings and it was a pre tape,

635
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 4: and the executive producer said, I'll give you beautiful edit.

636
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 4: I'll give you a beautiful and I just said to him,

637
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 4: what was that? And he said, Stephen just couldn't get

638
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 4: beyond the picture. Like that shocked me because I feel like,

639
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 4: especially the Colbert Report, maybe more so than his current show,

640
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 4: was all about the First Amendment. And I said to him,

641
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 4: but Stephen, you know that that's our commodity, is the

642
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 4: First Amendment. You know that picture was covered by the way.

643
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 4: I did call my lawyer before I posted it, so

644
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 4: people think I just posted it because I'm so stupid. No,

645
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 4: I called my lawyer and he said, yes, it's covered

646
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 4: by the First Amendment. Any person who's not a well

647
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 4: known comedian could recreate that picture tomorrow and it's covered

648
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 4: by the First Amendment. Now in today's environment, I don't

649
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 4: recommend it, but it is definitely covered by the First Amendment.

650
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 3: But also like on TikTok, it's not like obviously an

651
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 3: easy visual, but people are having that conversation every single day.

652
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:00,239
Speaker 4: You're just an early you know.

653
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 2: Do you think that are you open to having another

654
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 2: or taking another lover?

655
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 1: Husband, boyfriend? Are you done with men?

656
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 5: How?

657
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 4: I'm trying to get to the done with men stage

658
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 4: because the women that you and I know Jane fond

659
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 4: of Sharon Stone, the women that are like you know what.

660
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Speaker 4: I think women are leveling up right now. I think

661
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Speaker 4: that we're in a phase with guys, with the Joe

662
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 4: Roganization of America and the Andrew Tate and the Curtis

663
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 4: Jarvins going around. I'm not there yet because I was

664
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Speaker 4: a serial monogamist and I was with this guy for

665
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 4: twelve years. But I'm getting there, and that's where I

666
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 4: want to be. What about you?

667
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,200
Speaker 2: I'm not interested in men right now and at all

668
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Speaker 2: I find the idea preposterous.

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Speaker 4: Okay, what is it about being without a guy that

670
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Speaker 4: you like?

671
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 1: Everything?

672
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 5: I like?

673
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 2: Am I to be alone? I want to sleep alone.

674
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear you breathing. I don't want

675
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 2: to smell you, and I don't want I don't want

676
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 2: breath coming towards me, and I don't want sweating body

677
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 2: parts on me. I haven't met a man in the

678
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 2: last six months that I have felt like I want

679
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 2: to fuck this guy. Like I was in Glastonbury a

680
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 2: few weeks ago and I was talking to this guy

681
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 2: and he was French, and I've known this guy for

682
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 2: many years, and my girlfriends.

683
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: Are like, oh, look, look, look, look like what about him?

684
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 1: What about him?

685
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, he's not gross. And then

686
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 2: I was talking to him. I had a couple of

687
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 2: drinks with him, he smoked a cigarette, and then afterward

688
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, I'm looking at him and I'm

689
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 2: thinking I could fuck this guy, and then I thought, no,

690
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 2: I can't, because you're fucking disgusting.

691
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Speaker 1: And he bring something, he bring something innately.

692
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Speaker 2: That is like there's like I have an I'm having

693
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 2: an allergic reaction to men right now. And I know

694
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 2: that it's because of, you know, the backdrop politically, the

695
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 2: fact that I know, like most of the men that

696
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 2: i'm dealing with arn Trump supporters. But it's a bigger, larger,

697
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 2: broader picture. It's because we're in this situation to begin

698
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 2: with that makes me angry at men. And I'm not

699
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Speaker 2: a man hater. I do want I want I want

700
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 2: to want to be with you, but I don't want

701
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 2: to be with you right, And I am so fiercely independent.

702
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Speaker 1: And when I travel since I mean, I know you

703
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 1: travel as much as I do.

704
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Speaker 2: I'm sure, I just don't want to do that with

705
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Speaker 2: the same person. Yeah, I want a variety.

706
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Speaker 4: You know, it's funny my last tour because I was

707
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 4: diagnosed with complex PTSD and you can make fun of it.

708
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Speaker 1: I can't imagine why.

709
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 4: I mean, he's I'm a drama queen. I'm a hysterical

710
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 4: woman and I'm on the rag. I'm on the rag

711
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 4: right now at sixty four.

712
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you're still getting your periods. Why do you

713
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 2: think your hair is so red?

714
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 4: Because I haven't stitched up my vagina yet, and that's

715
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 4: the only thing I haven't done. So I'm the last

716
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,840
Speaker 4: tour of seventy five cities. What I did it was

717
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 4: life changing. You know, I don't have an opener. I

718
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 4: do two hours and I brought a friend Joe.

719
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Speaker 1: Yeah, face off, you take your face off. I'm just

720
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 1: looking at our time to make sure we don't.

721
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Speaker 4: Now, would you sleep with him tonight?

722
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Speaker 1: No?

723
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Speaker 2: No, once I'm done, No, not any night ever. Again,

724
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 2: there's no circumstance.

725
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:04,839
Speaker 7: There is no EI.

726
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 2: There is not one ex boyfriend of mine, okay, that

727
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 2: I would ever be able to fuck again.

728
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Speaker 1: Okay, once I'm done, it's a wrap, I say, and same,

729
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 1: no revisitation.

730
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Speaker 4: Even if you think about the honeymoon phase and how

731
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 4: the section is super hot.

732
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Speaker 2: At the beginning, the information I have about all of

733
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Speaker 2: my exposition doesn't have to not make me want to

734
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Speaker 2: have sex with them a gun. Yeah, you know, and

735
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,279
Speaker 2: I come friends with most of them, but that took

736
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Speaker 2: a long time too, you know.

737
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Speaker 1: I need like a ten year breakoff.

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Speaker 4: Yep.

739
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Speaker 2: And then when I see you, I could be like, okay,

740
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Speaker 2: and it could be cool.

741
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm friends with one, but not well, there was

742
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 4: one boyfriend in between the two husbands, and I'm friendly

743
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,719
Speaker 4: with him, but the two husbands no, Okay. So I

744
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 4: take a babysitter with me every pod. So you know

745
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 4: how like I go out like three cities, then I

746
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 4: come home for five days. Then I go out and

747
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 4: do four cities and I come home for six days.

748
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 4: So every time I would bring and I called them

749
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Speaker 4: a babysitter, and it would be a homosexual man or

750
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Speaker 4: one of my girlfriends or a gay woman or whatever.

751
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 4: But they would just have a coffee clutch with me

752
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 4: in the morning, maybe do a walk, hang out backstage

753
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 4: and just laugh. And it just helped tremendously because my

754
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 4: this is so bad. Both of my husbands, I made

755
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 4: them my tour manager. Yeah, well hello, I know, and

756
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:30,319
Speaker 4: everybody told me at the time, and I went and

757
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 4: then you didn't.

758
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Speaker 1: Learn the first time. You did it again? No, what

759
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 1: about financially? How are you financially?

760
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:41,360
Speaker 4: I'm really good. I'm good at two things. I'm funny

761
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:42,280
Speaker 4: and I'm good with money.

762
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,760
Speaker 1: Because it feels like you've given a lot of money away.

763
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 4: I have given a lot of money away. And like

764
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:51,280
Speaker 4: I said, my legal and then I'm working for six years. Correct.

765
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 4: But I also was raised by depression parents, use it up,

766
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 4: where it out, make it do. And I also was

767
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 4: raised by Susie Orman, the financial advisor. And so all

768
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 4: those years of touring and being on TV shows, I

769
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 4: just socked it away, socked it away, stalked.

770
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Speaker 1: Do you just save your mind?

771
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:14,400
Speaker 4: I have very conservative investments, like sure, I'll invest in

772
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 4: Berkshire Hathaway and I just let it sit there. I

773
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 4: don't day trade, I don't weak trade. I don't take

774
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:24,239
Speaker 4: tips from people. I have my money in a third

775
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 4: real estate, a third stocks, a third bond, well I

776
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 4: should say quarters, and then a quarter cash.

777
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:33,279
Speaker 2: Rosie was there for you when you went through your thing, right, Yes?

778
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 2: Did you have you spoken to her since her thing?

779
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 5: Yes?

780
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 4: She gave me a statement to put out.

781
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 1: Oh okay when that happened.

782
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 4: Yes, immediately, and she wrote the perfect statement. It was funny,

783
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,720
Speaker 4: it was honest, and it hit him where he lived,

784
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 4: and of course he lost his mind. Remember she went

785
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 4: after him first eighteen years ago when she sat on

786
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 4: the view and said he was broke and had gone bankrupt,

787
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 4: and that ticked him off. Then you combine that with

788
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:06,400
Speaker 4: the Seth Meyers hosting the amazing White House Correspondence dinner

789
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:11,800
Speaker 4: and then former President Obama doing that hilarious monologue, which

790
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 4: also I sort of blame those two guys in a

791
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 4: way too, because they didn't mean to. But when I

792
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 4: picture Trump sitting there at that table watching Obama get

793
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:28,760
Speaker 4: those monstrously huge laughs making fun of him and also

794
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:33,400
Speaker 4: saying stuff that's true, I just and I know Donald

795
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 4: fairly well, I don't know if you know him.

796
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:37,439
Speaker 2: No, he came up and introduced himself to me once

797
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,240
Speaker 2: at one of these restaurants on Sunset Bulevard.

798
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:41,840
Speaker 1: He's, yeah, hello, Chelsea, I'm Donald Trump. I want to

799
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:42,720
Speaker 1: introduce myself.

800
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:44,759
Speaker 2: This was before he was the president, before he ran

801
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 2: and I was disgusted at that moment as well.

802
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 1: Yes, the same reaction I've always had to him, which

803
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:49,800
Speaker 1: is discussed.

804
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 4: And he loves celebrities, so it doesn't surprise me at

805
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 4: all that he would just go up and just say

806
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 4: as if he knows you already, Hi, Chelsea, you should

807
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 4: know me. Yes, I've known him since the nineties. He

808
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 4: hired me one time to roast him. I'm not a

809
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 4: classic roaster, but as part of a challenge, I'm the apprentice.

810
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 4: One of the challenges was put on a show and

811
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 4: he called me and he said, will you be the host?

812
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 4: And I said where is it? And he said my

813
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 4: club at Bedminster in Jersey. And I said, Donald, I

814
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 4: didn't want to fly all the way across the country.

815
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 4: And I said, but if you want me to mc

816
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 4: and I think he offered me ten thousand dollars and

817
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 4: I said, I'll do it for fifty and he did.

818
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 4: He paid me fifty and I said, but wait, if

819
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 4: I am C who's like the main act and it

820
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 4: was Liza Minelli, so I was like, I'm in So

821
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 4: I will say I did get to spend the day

822
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 4: with Liza Minelli at Bedminster, which was an amazing experience.

823
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,240
Speaker 4: What was that like? Well, first of all, I love

824
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:57,799
Speaker 4: her unconditionally, and if she enjoys a doll, then you

825
00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 4: know what, girl, you earned it.

826
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Speaker 2: You when you have like a man with legos, women

827
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Speaker 2: with dolls.

828
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 4: Yeah right, No, I mean a pill valley of the dolls.

829
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I don't mean like, no, not an

830
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:16,320
Speaker 4: American girl.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.

832
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 2: That was stupid, but you know what it is because

833
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:23,840
Speaker 2: of my close relationship with pills, I just immediately disassociated.

834
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:26,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, doll, you're.

835
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 2: Right, but that's a sixties term, that's a valley of

836
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 2: the dolls exactly.

837
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 1: But the point taken.

838
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 2: And I also would like to say on the record

839
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Speaker 2: for anybody who's just tuning in for the first episode.

840
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Speaker 1: I love dolls.

841
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:41,360
Speaker 4: She loved dolls, and you know what, Liza deserves a doll.

842
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:45,080
Speaker 4: And I can't confirm she was on dolls that day,

843
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 4: but she was delightful and maybe the highlight of the

844
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 4: day was watching her take a sharpie and put on

845
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:53,359
Speaker 4: her beauty mark.

846
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Speaker 1: Anyway, this podcast is about love.

847
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 2: We're gonna take a and faces and divorces and getting canceled.

848
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 1: We're going to take a break and come back with

849
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:06,759
Speaker 1: Kathy Griffin and take a caller too.

850
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 3: This week we'd like to hear from actors or people

851
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 3: who work in entertainment. If you have questions about your career,

852
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:17,800
Speaker 3: life artistic expression, right into us at Dear Chelsea Podcast

853
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:22,319
Speaker 3: at gmail dot com.

854
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:23,840
Speaker 1: And we're back with Kathy.

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Speaker 4: We are.

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Speaker 2: It's great speaking with you. I'm really happy to catch

857
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 2: up with you. Yes, always, I'm.

858
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 4: Always excited to get a caller text from you.

859
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 1: I will sometimes I have to check in on you.

860
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:36,760
Speaker 1: I that I really appreciate course, same yours.

861
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 2: I just I feel bad that I don't check in

862
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 2: more and that you didn't have more support during that time.

863
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 2: You know, it's really it's just such bullshit because I've

864
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 2: done things like that and not gotten the heat that

865
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 2: you've gotten.

866
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:50,319
Speaker 4: I've done things like that, like I thought that that

867
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 4: picture was going to be on a gay blog for

868
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:56,279
Speaker 4: two days. I never thought. And also I think the

869
00:41:56,320 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 4: photographer sold it to TMZ and Harvey in my humble

870
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 4: opinion is very much in bed with Trump and a

871
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,760
Speaker 4: maga and he's a gay man, so I can't figure

872
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:11,320
Speaker 4: that part out. But anyway, that didn't help. So it

873
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 4: was seismic. I know it doesn't make sense.

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00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:16,879
Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense, but you're here with us now.

875
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 4: I'm back on tour and I'm on on my YouTube show,

876
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 4: and i have a Patreon and a sub stack and

877
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 4: I'm just being as productive as possible.

878
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 1: Are you on OnlyFans?

879
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 4: I should be you, definitely should. I have a bucket

880
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 4: list goal. I would like to win beaver Hunt, which

881
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:34,840
Speaker 4: is about a beaver. Beaver Hunt is a column in

882
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:37,919
Speaker 4: Hustler magazine. This is a euphemism for pills. Again, it's

883
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 4: no euphemism. It's the beaver, as in shoot the beaver,

884
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 4: and it's where ladies send in a picture spreading their

885
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 4: pussy and it's a contest and then every month someone

886
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:53,800
Speaker 4: has chosen from the beaver Hunt to have the best beav.

887
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 4: And I have a bucket list and I would like

888
00:42:57,719 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 4: to be a beaver hunt champion and you, I think

889
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 4: you have a great beaver. I think I have a

890
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 4: shot at it.

891
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:03,399
Speaker 1: Is it a redhead beaver?

892
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:06,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, which you know there's a kink for that.

893
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 2: That's that's why I'm asking. Yeah, I mean, I know, yeah,

894
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 2: I know. I'm basically, do the curtain match the drapes? Yep, yeah,

895
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 2: do the curtains match the drapes. My syntax is a

896
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 2: little bit off lately. I think it's because of the

897
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 2: pain pills that I'm taking for my foot. Your dolls, Yeah,

898
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,320
Speaker 2: the dolls I'm taking from my foot. Okay, Catherine, what

899
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 2: do we have? We have that's going to be fun

900
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 2: for Kathy.

901
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 3: So Diego will be joining us here, and he says,

902
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:32,439
Speaker 3: Dear Chelsea, I'm a thirty four year old male who's

903
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 3: a bit bored with life. I enjoy sitting around, playing

904
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,720
Speaker 3: games on my phone and hanging out with people over fifty,

905
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 3: as I seem to connect with them more so than

906
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 3: peers my age. I interned as an assistant in the

907
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 3: entertainment industry during college for a few names you'd know,

908
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 3: and dropped out of too many law schools to count.

909
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 3: I'm really content not working and being lazy, but it

910
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 3: turns out I need the minimum wage to survive.

911
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 4: Yeah.

912
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 3: My family is well off and I grew up in

913
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,800
Speaker 3: the country club scene, so now I feel retired and content,

914
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:01,279
Speaker 3: which really seems to pay off people my age as

915
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 3: well as my family. Do you have any advice for

916
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 3: what I should do vocationally or do any of your

917
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 3: fun friends need a lazy assistant? I enjoy dogs, vaping,

918
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 3: going to lunch, and taking xanax. Cheers to you, Diego.

919
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:15,760
Speaker 1: First of all, Diego, we have a ton in common.

920
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 1: We have a ton in common, except.

921
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 6: I fucking hustle my ass off so that I could

922
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:21,880
Speaker 6: do those things.

923
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:22,920
Speaker 1: I don't sit.

924
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 2: Around on my lazy ass and just wait for xanax

925
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 2: and vape pens and whatever.

926
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 1: And people have evict me to pop in and out

927
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 1: of my life. I mean, you really are a lazy fuck.

928
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 1: How old are you?

929
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 5: Oh? I'm thirty four, and yes, I admit I'm a

930
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 5: lazy fuck.

931
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 2: Lazies this is Kathy, by the way, A second.

932
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,320
Speaker 5: Question for you, Kai, Kathy.

933
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 4: My question is very simply, will you marry me?

934
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 5: Because here's my time to marry you. I will go

935
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 5: down on you. I'll do whatever you need.

936
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:54,759
Speaker 1: Well, thank you.

937
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 2: Lazy going down on someone is actually not lazy, it's

938
00:44:58,239 --> 00:44:59,280
Speaker 2: at active.

939
00:44:59,440 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: Yeah.

940
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 5: No, I mean I'm not lazy in the bedroom. I'm

941
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,319
Speaker 5: lazy Okay, the rest of your life.

942
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,839
Speaker 2: So if you chose not to work for the rest

943
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,319
Speaker 2: of your life, would that be a possibility with your

944
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 2: family's money.

945
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 5: God? No, So now I'm totally fucked because I know

946
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 5: both of you are Trump supporters. Look like it, I

947
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 5: don't know, but he's garnishing our wages for student loans.

948
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:27,280
Speaker 5: And I owe about two hundred grand. So I can't

949
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 5: call mommy and Daddy and say, hey, I need two

950
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:34,239
Speaker 5: hundred K. Can you wire it over? So I have

951
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 5: to get my shit together. I have to pull it

952
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 5: together and get a job quickly. And that's why I'm

953
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 5: reaching out.

954
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 4: Now, why did you keep dropping out of law school?

955
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,280
Speaker 4: And can you go back and become a lawyer?

956
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 5: So I think I would rather die than be a lawyer. Okay,

957
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 5: five law schools. I did hustle in law school, but

958
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 5: it was just awful. It was just not for me.

959
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 5: And I learned, know, I learned a lot, And now

960
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 5: I'm sort of content. I'm really content and happy I was.

961
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 5: I was miserable in law school and now i'm happy.

962
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 1: Well, of course you're content and happy. You're not doing

963
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 1: any vaping all day you're vaping and taking I know exactly,

964
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:15,720
Speaker 1: and I think.

965
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 4: Might be on one. You're just gonna.

966
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 5: Say, I'm actually not, but I have one love of

967
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 5: a rethal.

968
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 4: Soon I'll bet you know exactly when that refill is do.

969
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 1: I know what my refills do.

970
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 5: Refs do in a day. But I'm reaching out for advice.

971
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 5: That's why I'm here.

972
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 6: Well, I mean it's that's a long like a long

973
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:40,359
Speaker 6: reel to what is the word?

974
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:43,799
Speaker 1: My word retrieval is off. I'm actually I had some

975
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 1: foot surgery.

976
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:46,440
Speaker 2: You can see my little foot thing here, So I'm

977
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,280
Speaker 2: not as sharp as I normally am because I couldn't

978
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,920
Speaker 2: take all my supplements and all my you know, brain

979
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:51,880
Speaker 2: brain juice.

980
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 4: And all my ship.

981
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:56,280
Speaker 2: I had enough all my supplements, so my word retrieval

982
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,319
Speaker 2: the last couple of weeks, I'm pretty disappointed in my

983
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 2: level of mental acuity.

984
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:03,319
Speaker 1: But anyway, we're here and we're going to talk about it.

985
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,880
Speaker 4: Well, can you follow your bliss? What makes you happy

986
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:06,440
Speaker 4: in life?

987
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 5: So the retirement thing, I like sitting around. I don't

988
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 5: like to do shit, that's the problem. But I don't

989
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:15,799
Speaker 5: have motivation.

990
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, we can tell that, But like you want us

991
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:21,319
Speaker 2: to give you a prescription to do something with your life,

992
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 2: and you're giving us nothing to work with. You're telling

993
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:26,320
Speaker 2: us that you want to be retired, but you also

994
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 2: need to find a job.

995
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 5: Okay, I did entertain it, like assistant work during college,

996
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:33,919
Speaker 5: so that's my that's my background.

997
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 1: But nobody wants a lazy assistant all.

998
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 4: And nobody wants awful.

999
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 6: It's like the worst person to be lazy for is

1000
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 6: a celebrity because.

1001
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 5: They're so high and they used to say that, like,

1002
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:47,360
Speaker 5: who's that dick that just answered the phone?

1003
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 1: That's not your day?

1004
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:49,919
Speaker 4: Oh boy, oh boy.

1005
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 2: I think you need to get through some soul searching

1006
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 2: first of all, before you make any move, because you're

1007
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 2: clearly not going to make one anyway.

1008
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:57,760
Speaker 1: You need to like maybe.

1009
00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 2: Lay off the xanax and lay off the vaping kind

1010
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 2: of tight trait off of it. I know that doesn't

1011
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:04,759
Speaker 2: sound like fun to you. I can see by the

1012
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 2: disgust on your face at me even recommending that.

1013
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 4: Tight trade was a good word. So your retrieval is good.

1014
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 1: It's getting there. Okay, good. I just have to practice,

1015
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: I know. But you have to get like.

1016
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 2: Your shit together, like this is not something that we

1017
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 2: can help you with. You're in a deficit and you

1018
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 2: need to get out pull yourself out of this. You're

1019
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:25,239
Speaker 2: in a malaise, like you're not really functioning on a

1020
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 2: real level that you have the capability of functioning on.

1021
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 1: Like I would almost say, you have to go back

1022
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:30,840
Speaker 1: to law school.

1023
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 2: You owe it to yourself to be a productive member

1024
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:33,320
Speaker 2: of society.

1025
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:34,879
Speaker 1: But clearly you can't do that.

1026
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 2: So why can't you go get a job in the

1027
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 2: interim at fucking Starbucks and get yourself in the That's

1028
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 2: what I do.

1029
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 5: I hop around with the people there. They don't like me,

1030
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 5: and I get annoyed extremely easily. I get I have

1031
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 5: very bad, irritable issues with people. So I have to

1032
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 5: work autonomously. I need an autonomous job where I can

1033
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:56,280
Speaker 5: be by mich You don't.

1034
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 4: Have the motivation to be a self starter, that's the thing.

1035
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 4: You gotta have the motivation to get your ass up

1036
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 4: every day and do it.

1037
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 1: I've never even heard anything like this.

1038
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 2: You sound like one of my nephews who wants like

1039
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 2: a get rich quick scheme but isn't willing to put

1040
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 2: in any of the work.

1041
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:15,320
Speaker 5: Well, I did hustle for so many years in school,

1042
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 5: and it's just but.

1043
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:18,759
Speaker 1: Then you didn't graduate, So like what no.

1044
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that doesn't matter because you didn't get anything.

1045
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:23,120
Speaker 1: From that hustle.

1046
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 2: So you now are left with nothing and you need

1047
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 2: money and you need a job. So you kind of

1048
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 2: have to do You kind of have to take your

1049
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:32,719
Speaker 2: attitude of wanting to be autonomous and throw it out

1050
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:36,360
Speaker 2: the fucking window and actually put a whole new personality

1051
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 2: on your you get along with others.

1052
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, you have to like wha, Well, I try, I

1053
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 5: do try hard, but they can see through it. You know,

1054
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 5: they can see you know, I'm not meant to be.

1055
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 1: This isn't a real phone call. This is not a

1056
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:52,399
Speaker 1: real phone call.

1057
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 3: I do have a suggestion for like an avenue for

1058
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 3: you to explore after.

1059
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 1: You do some soul searching.

1060
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:02,279
Speaker 3: I have found that people I know who are successful

1061
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 3: in business, there are some people I know who are

1062
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 3: very successful who are the most lazy people I know.

1063
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 3: And it's because they figure out workarounds to not have

1064
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:13,440
Speaker 3: to work that hard. Not saying all business people are lazy,

1065
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 3: but there are a few I know who are like

1066
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:18,720
Speaker 3: very successful, And I feel like you have personality.

1067
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 1: You don't want to do a lot of prep work

1068
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 1: before you go back into a job.

1069
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 3: Find something in sales. Find something in sales. Find the

1070
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:28,720
Speaker 3: most expensive thing that you can sell, whether that's cars,

1071
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 3: whether that's houses, whatever, and like go explore that and

1072
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,799
Speaker 3: get yourself an assistant to actually do all the work.

1073
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 2: You know, who's what would be good for sales. Air

1074
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 2: conditioning in Europe. They're gonna need it too, because it's

1075
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:40,719
Speaker 2: fucking hard over.

1076
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 5: There out of the country anyway, great.

1077
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:49,520
Speaker 2: Dual citizenship, you need to go to Europe and start

1078
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 2: selling air conditioning units?

1079
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 5: Is that like legitimate? Are you?

1080
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:54,239
Speaker 3: Well?

1081
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 4: They really need it?

1082
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 1: I mean, think about it, conditioning.

1083
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 2: I just came from Europe for two months now, except

1084
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:03,800
Speaker 2: for hotels, and they have so all they're going to

1085
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 2: be doing. And because to actually install air conditioning into

1086
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 2: a house is a major like undertaking.

1087
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 1: It takes like it's like hundreds of thousand of dollars.

1088
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:13,239
Speaker 2: So in the interim, people are going to be buying

1089
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 2: these little units and having those units installed into their windows.

1090
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 2: So you could either sell those or you could choose

1091
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:20,880
Speaker 2: to install those. And I don't know how you're going

1092
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:23,440
Speaker 2: to get your European visa because you're too lazy to

1093
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 2: wait online at the embassy.

1094
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:25,880
Speaker 4: And there is a line.

1095
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but food.

1096
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1097
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:32,400
Speaker 5: I mean, look, I'm open to it all. I'm open

1098
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 5: to it all, and I do like the sales idea.

1099
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,440
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know if I have the personality

1100
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:37,839
Speaker 5: for it.

1101
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 2: Well, you do have a kind of funny personality, so

1102
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 2: like maybe you should augment that. Like, you do have

1103
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 2: some good qualities in your personality. So I think you

1104
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 2: have to stop talking about how lazy you are. Like,

1105
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 2: that's not going to bring I know. I know, for

1106
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 2: for the purpose of this phone call, it's very helpful,

1107
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 2: but for the purpose of you living your life, it's

1108
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 2: going to have a deleterious impact on everything you do.

1109
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:02,360
Speaker 2: Nobody wants to be around people that are lazy. People

1110
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:05,279
Speaker 2: want to be you know, we live in an ambitious society.

1111
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:08,919
Speaker 2: People want money, they want success. You are sitting here

1112
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:11,759
Speaker 2: telling us you want money. You don't really care about

1113
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:13,320
Speaker 2: the success, You just want the money.

1114
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1115
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, he loves retiring. He wants to retire.

1116
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 1: What about working at a retirement community.

1117
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what, I have thought of that, and

1118
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 5: I think you might be right.

1119
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:23,520
Speaker 4: Yep.

1120
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 5: And I hang out with the old people all day.

1121
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 5: I make minimum wage, which is fine.

1122
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 2: And then move slowly transition into moving into the retirement community.

1123
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:33,440
Speaker 4: Change A couple diapers won't kill you.

1124
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 5: Do I have to wipe bass? I mean I don't

1125
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 5: know if you have to.

1126
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, white ass, think in the beginning you're going to

1127
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 2: have to wipe aass. But but but the other thing is,

1128
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 2: listen to this.

1129
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:42,319
Speaker 1: This is a great idea.

1130
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:45,319
Speaker 2: Actually, you start working at a retirement community and then

1131
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 2: slowly you enter that retirement community because you want to

1132
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 2: be retired. That's the lifestyle you want, right, you want

1133
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:53,319
Speaker 2: to like play? Do you play video games? What do

1134
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:54,320
Speaker 2: you do with your downtime?

1135
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 5: I play video games?

1136
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 1: Okay?

1137
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:56,279
Speaker 5: Absolutely right?

1138
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 1: Do you golf?

1139
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:57,400
Speaker 5: No?

1140
00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 1: That's too much energy?

1141
00:52:59,160 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 5: A little bit.

1142
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, he said he's a country club guy.

1143
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:03,839
Speaker 1: But he's probably online at a country club.

1144
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:04,359
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

1145
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:06,280
Speaker 1: He's is he physically actually going to golf?

1146
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 5: Oh? I grew up on the course.

1147
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:13,239
Speaker 2: So okay, well excuse me, okay, well okay. These are

1148
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 2: your two options. You are either going to start working

1149
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,680
Speaker 2: at a retirement community or moving to Europe and selling

1150
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:20,960
Speaker 2: air conditioning units.

1151
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:23,279
Speaker 4: I like the latter, it's very specific.

1152
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 5: I think you've just nailed it. I think I need

1153
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:26,799
Speaker 5: to work at a retirement home.

1154
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 4: There you go, there go.

1155
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:30,480
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm not even joking.

1156
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:31,840
Speaker 1: You can be the entertainment activity.

1157
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 4: I don't believe your conditioning idea is you every detail.

1158
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:40,320
Speaker 1: But except for the visa that we don't have the user.

1159
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:45,120
Speaker 4: Gesturing the size of the unit, everything. And she said

1160
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:47,280
Speaker 4: you could install them for more money.

1161
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 1: You could sell them, or you could install them.

1162
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 2: I would believe selling them would yield a better profit

1163
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:54,279
Speaker 2: margin than installing them, don't you.

1164
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:55,080
Speaker 4: You should find out.

1165
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:57,759
Speaker 2: It's like blue collar to white collar. So but you

1166
00:53:57,760 --> 00:53:59,680
Speaker 2: should definitely find out. You could even talk about it.

1167
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 2: I mean, you could even do the air conditioning idea

1168
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:04,520
Speaker 2: here because there are plenty of regions of this country

1169
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:06,280
Speaker 2: that probably need air conditioning too.

1170
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:09,320
Speaker 4: And therese retirement homes that probably have faultier conditions.

1171
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:11,319
Speaker 1: This is even better.

1172
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:15,919
Speaker 2: You can install air conditioning units in the retirement home

1173
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:16,760
Speaker 2: when when.

1174
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:20,360
Speaker 5: There you go. You just got it. But if that

1175
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:23,600
Speaker 5: doesn't work, If it doesn't work, I'm marrying Kathy.

1176
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 4: Yep, And it always works.

1177
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:26,880
Speaker 1: Kathy will marry you.

1178
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,359
Speaker 2: She's proven herself to marry one idiot after another, so.

1179
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:31,760
Speaker 4: She is okay, I married.

1180
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:34,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, as long as you're willing to take her money.

1181
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 2: When you guys, when she divorces you, I promise, promise.

1182
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 5: I don't care about the money. I just want a

1183
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:41,200
Speaker 5: peaceful life.

1184
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,080
Speaker 1: He sounds like you also want the money.

1185
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:46,799
Speaker 5: Well, I need I need to pay back that loan,

1186
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:47,840
Speaker 5: that student loan.

1187
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:49,280
Speaker 1: That you didn't get it to Plomba.

1188
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:52,680
Speaker 4: I would probably do that during the ceremony, Like that's

1189
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 4: how bad I am.

1190
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 1: I would get these.

1191
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:57,400
Speaker 4: I would just pay off the two in ok.

1192
00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 2: Okay, right, so there's three options and here now, yeah, okay,

1193
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:02,360
Speaker 2: so we are three.

1194
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:03,479
Speaker 4: Just really up her game.

1195
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:06,239
Speaker 2: I just want to actually yes, And that's kind of

1196
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:07,680
Speaker 2: amalgamating all three.

1197
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:08,359
Speaker 1: Well, it's not.

1198
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 2: It's a new idea because him marrying you, then he

1199
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:12,960
Speaker 2: doesn't have to move into the retirement community and he

1200
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:14,240
Speaker 2: doesn't have to do the air conditioning.

1201
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:17,759
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm happy to move into a retirement community, like

1202
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 4: and I'll have a ball or one like I'll redo it.

1203
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:24,799
Speaker 4: I'll have seventeen air conditioning units. All the ideas can

1204
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 4: be one.

1205
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:27,480
Speaker 5: Are you fifty five yet? I don't know if you're

1206
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:28,000
Speaker 5: up there or.

1207
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,720
Speaker 4: No, I'm sixty four and a half.

1208
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 5: Oh well, fuck o, there you go, let's move in together.

1209
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:34,759
Speaker 4: My fuck is right.

1210
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:38,080
Speaker 1: She doesn't need that yet, do you feel chemistry with him?

1211
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:39,120
Speaker 1: Be honest?

1212
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:43,040
Speaker 4: I okay, technically, to be honest, I don't feel chemistry,

1213
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:46,560
Speaker 4: but he does fit my pattern.

1214
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 5: Once you get to the point where you need someone

1215
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 5: to wipe your butt, I can be that.

1216
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:53,279
Speaker 2: You just said ten minutes ago that you don't want

1217
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:54,520
Speaker 2: to wipe anyone's ass.

1218
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:55,840
Speaker 1: You're a flipsydoodle.

1219
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:56,600
Speaker 4: He's growing.

1220
00:55:56,719 --> 00:56:00,279
Speaker 5: Well, if I'm marrying her, then it's part of what

1221
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 5: happens in life. She is my wife.

1222
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 1: Yeah as a newlywed.

1223
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:06,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, are you going to be faithful to me?

1224
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:06,799
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1225
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's too lazy to cheat on you. I mean, honestly,

1226
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:11,839
Speaker 2: it takes time.

1227
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:14,960
Speaker 4: It takes time. Yeah.

1228
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,719
Speaker 6: Well, I guess we've sorted your life out for you, right,

1229
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:18,719
Speaker 6: I mean it feels like.

1230
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:22,640
Speaker 5: I genuinely think you did. I'm going to start applying

1231
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 5: and I'm not joking.

1232
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 2: Okay, Great, that was a solid call, in solid rounded

1233
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:28,040
Speaker 2: advice that we gave.

1234
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 4: I like how you're mimicking a fake tie, like almost

1235
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 4: like you're manifesting yourself in a suit.

1236
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:37,279
Speaker 2: The interview, Ye, what are you going to do when

1237
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:38,480
Speaker 2: we hang up this phone call?

1238
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,880
Speaker 5: I'm gonna play video games?

1239
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:42,840
Speaker 4: And what time will you take the xenax.

1240
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:46,520
Speaker 5: I'm trying to ration because I only have one love. Okay,

1241
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 5: maybe you can help me out.

1242
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:50,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, save that one. I got a whole bunch when

1243
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:52,399
Speaker 2: I went to Europe because I was traveling. So I'm

1244
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:54,640
Speaker 2: set for the next six months because I just like

1245
00:56:54,719 --> 00:56:57,040
Speaker 2: have a full supply. That has nothing to do with you,

1246
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:59,360
Speaker 2: because I'm definitely not sharing my xanax with you because

1247
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:02,320
Speaker 2: you need more or I need you to show some gusto,

1248
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:03,359
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.

1249
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:07,960
Speaker 1: Does it feels like he already took some?

1250
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:11,479
Speaker 2: I mean I mean he's got a little stash. Yeah,

1251
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:12,759
Speaker 2: are you taking propofole?

1252
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:15,719
Speaker 5: And I'm not, but I would be down to open.

1253
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:19,320
Speaker 4: He's a what do you say, flipsy doodle?

1254
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 1: He's a whoopsie doodle.

1255
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,520
Speaker 2: Okay, he's a flipp it and reverse at whoopsie doodle

1256
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:26,600
Speaker 2: flipsy doodle. Okay, all right, Well this was very entertaining

1257
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 2: and mind blowing.

1258
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 1: Thanks great talking to you. See at the wedding, bye

1259
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 1: bye bye. Wow.

1260
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:41,000
Speaker 4: Okay, that was a lot. Wow. And I thought it

1261
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:42,520
Speaker 4: wasn't a preak. It could have known.

1262
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:44,720
Speaker 1: I don't think it was. Now I think he was.

1263
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 4: He had a lot of detail.

1264
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:51,280
Speaker 2: He I think he's so far removed from reality that

1265
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:52,880
Speaker 2: he wasn't even put.

1266
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 1: Together a serious phone call. Okay, you know what I mean.

1267
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:59,920
Speaker 4: He covered many bases, many bases, Okay, although I will.

1268
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 1: Say he I've been while not covering any at.

1269
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:05,320
Speaker 4: All, No, and being lazy and really doubling down on

1270
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 4: the like you guys don't are not hearing me. I

1271
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:11,680
Speaker 4: don't like people. I'm irritable, I have a fake tie,

1272
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:13,200
Speaker 4: and I am lazy.

1273
00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:15,800
Speaker 1: He told himself a little short. He was helping his

1274
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:18,760
Speaker 1: grandma move. That would have been helpful, and I mean

1275
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:20,920
Speaker 1: anything like that.

1276
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:23,440
Speaker 2: He needs to move in with his grandmother into that

1277
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 2: retirement community.

1278
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:30,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you have time for one more call? Yes,

1279
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:32,440
Speaker 1: we're at We're at an hour, but let's I'd love

1280
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:33,000
Speaker 1: to do one more.

1281
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:36,240
Speaker 3: Okay, this one is a little more sedate. I know

1282
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:37,800
Speaker 3: you have said that you've made a lot of new

1283
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:40,439
Speaker 3: friends recently, and where Chelsea's always making friends. I thought

1284
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 3: this could be a good question. So we've got Dina

1285
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:47,280
Speaker 3: calling in. She's sixty three. Dear Chelsea, I'm writing in

1286
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 3: because your books and comedic storytelling put me in mind

1287
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:52,320
Speaker 3: of a true sage well versed in books and letters

1288
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:55,080
Speaker 3: across with Joan Rivers, hope you can help me. I'm

1289
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:57,160
Speaker 3: a sixty three year old married woman who over the

1290
00:58:57,240 --> 00:59:00,280
Speaker 3: last five years lost all my close female friends either

1291
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 3: to moving away or like my two sisters in law,

1292
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:07,200
Speaker 3: to death. Life without these anchors feels turbulent and lonely.

1293
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:09,560
Speaker 3: For the past year, I've been actively trying to make

1294
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 3: new friends, doing things that interest me, and hoping to connect.

1295
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:14,760
Speaker 3: I'm discouraged that it takes a long time to move

1296
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:17,520
Speaker 3: past the small talk. According to Mel Robbins, it takes

1297
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:20,200
Speaker 3: two hundred hours to make a close friend, and anecdotally

1298
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:22,360
Speaker 3: that tracks I'm daunted, Chelsea.

1299
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:23,120
Speaker 1: What would you do?

1300
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:24,360
Speaker 3: Dina?

1301
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 1: Hi, Dina, Hi, Dina. This is Kathy. Say hi to Kathy.

1302
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:29,480
Speaker 4: A frown Kathy.

1303
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:32,840
Speaker 7: Oh my god, Kathy Griffin, I love you.

1304
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:35,560
Speaker 4: We're friends now, that's your newest friend.

1305
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:37,240
Speaker 7: Yep, very much.

1306
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 2: I think you have to listen. There is no prescription

1307
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:42,200
Speaker 2: to making friends. I think you have to remain open hearted,

1308
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:45,800
Speaker 2: open minded. And also the pattern of people that have

1309
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:48,520
Speaker 2: been in our lives doesn't necessarily resemble the pattern of

1310
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:50,840
Speaker 2: people that are going to be in our lives. So

1311
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,320
Speaker 2: like you should always look at you know, like what

1312
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:55,160
Speaker 2: types of people haven't you been friends with?

1313
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:56,080
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

1314
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:59,800
Speaker 2: Think about like opening your spirit more and opening your

1315
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:03,240
Speaker 2: kind of the way that you look at friendships in

1316
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:05,440
Speaker 2: a different way because you're at a different stage in

1317
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:08,200
Speaker 2: your life and you really never know who is going

1318
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:10,720
Speaker 2: to come into your life. But I don't believe your

1319
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:13,240
Speaker 2: friendship making years are over. And I'm sorry that both

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Speaker 2: of your sisters in law have passed away, But that's okay.

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Speaker 2: You're still here and you're still vibrant, and you're still alive,

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Speaker 2: and you have an ability to have fun and have

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Speaker 2: things that are in common and whatever your hobbies are,

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Speaker 2: I would just double down on those things that are

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Speaker 2: going to allow you to meet people that are more

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Speaker 2: that are like minded, but also be open to people.

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Speaker 2: Like if you're in a coffee shop or if you're

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Speaker 2: out of wine tasting or whatever it is, like, what

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Speaker 2: do you do for.

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Speaker 1: A good time? What do you do when you want to.

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Speaker 7: Go out all of those things wine tasting, book club?

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Speaker 2: I think go up to people that you normally wouldn't

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Speaker 2: go up to. Also, in those situations, go up to men.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be romantic, Like at your age,

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Speaker 2: you can have a regular relationship with a man that

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Speaker 2: doesn't have to be sexual. You should think outside of

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Speaker 2: the box of what you typically expect your friendships to

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Speaker 2: look like and think like, oh, this would be a

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Speaker 2: nice time.

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Speaker 1: To have in a relationship like this. And who knows

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Speaker 1: what's going to happen in any of those situations.

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Speaker 2: But it sounds like you have all of the things

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Speaker 2: set up for meeting more friends.

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Speaker 7: I think the structure is there, and that's why I

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Speaker 7: wrote to you because I was starting to feel a

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Speaker 7: little daunted and sometimes I feel like I'm dating I'm

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Speaker 7: dating women.

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Speaker 4: Have you considered trying to win beaver Hunt? Have you

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Speaker 4: to do what trying to win beaver Hunt?

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Speaker 2: This is a contest or a competition magazine, Hustler magazine

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Speaker 2: that Cappy interested.

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Speaker 4: And a beaver anyway, sorry, it was a bucket list.

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Speaker 4: Now I'm a big reacher outer, so I will cold

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Speaker 4: call people, i will guilt them. I've done stuff like

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Speaker 4: and this is gonna maybe not this most sound advice,

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Speaker 4: but I've actually met people on TikTok or the old

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Speaker 4: Twitter prior to Elon, I would DM somebody and then

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Speaker 4: end up meeting them in real life. After you know

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Speaker 4: you vet them and correspond with them and FaceTime with them,

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Speaker 4: and you're not being catfished. But how are you a

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Speaker 4: reaching out?

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Speaker 7: So so I'm a little on the shy side, I'll

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Speaker 7: admit it. I'm not out.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like Chelsea is.

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Speaker 1: Are you on social media and stuff?

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Speaker 7: Very active on LinkedIn?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well that's a great place to also meet people

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Speaker 2: and reach out. You don't have to be super aggressive.

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Speaker 2: You can just say hi, I love your profile or

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Speaker 2: whatever people say on LinkedIn. I don't know what LinkedIn

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Speaker 2: really is. Is that for business, like for resumes and stuff.

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Speaker 7: For business to business?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: So, but that's also a great way to just be

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Speaker 2: casual with something and be like, oh, hi, I liked

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Speaker 2: your profile. What do you do in this area or

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Speaker 2: do you live you know people that live in your

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Speaker 2: area also, But just broaden the horizons a little bit

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Speaker 2: more than they are and I think that that will

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Speaker 2: yield a bigger, you know, kind of field of options.

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Speaker 7: I like that idea. One of the things I've found

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Speaker 7: is I'm sixty three and people my age aren't like me.

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Speaker 7: So I do think I need to broad my horizons

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Speaker 7: because I'm not a mom, I'm not a grandmom and

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Speaker 7: I'm not right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, so you need to find exactly Kathy sixty

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Speaker 2: four say the same thing.

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Speaker 1: So I think.

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Speaker 2: And also you can be friends with people that are younger,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like approach people that are

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Speaker 2: younger that kind of have that sensibility.

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Speaker 1: And I think that's a good point. You're not a mom,

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Speaker 1: you're not you know, you're not all. You're not a grandmother,

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Speaker 1: you're not all of these things. So but but don't

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Speaker 1: lose hope.

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Speaker 2: Be positive and be optimistic because there's a magnetism just

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Speaker 2: by being those things that brings things into your life.

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Speaker 2: So like, don't forget about that. It's positive like positive

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Speaker 2: and happy energy and actually.

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Speaker 1: Being present with people yields good things. It brings good things.

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Speaker 4: I would actually consider hopping on like blue Sky or

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Speaker 4: Threads or even TikTok or Instagram, because sometimes you get

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01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:49,440
Speaker 4: to see someone's life so much that if you're comfortable

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01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:53,280
Speaker 4: dming them, sometimes it can actually get you a friend

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Speaker 4: that doesn't take two hundred hours.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, what is the beaver thing you mentioned?

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Speaker 2: Oh beaver, you wanted to show her beaver and win

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01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:03,080
Speaker 2: a contest because it's red.

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Speaker 4: It's in hustler magazine, and it's a monthly competition, and

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Speaker 4: I have what I think.

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Speaker 1: A monthly competition is her goal.

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Speaker 4: And I believe I'm a real competitor.

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Speaker 1: I believe.

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Speaker 7: So I'm sure yours is beautiful. And I wish you

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Speaker 7: the best of luck.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so thank you. She's not going to join, she's

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Speaker 4: not going.

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Speaker 1: To behalf of Kathy. I thank you for that compliment.

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Speaker 4: I thank you as well.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you have your marching orders. You're going to be fine.

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Speaker 2: You've already made three new friends today, so we're your friends.

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Speaker 2: Be positive, put yourself out there. If somebody's not interested

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Speaker 2: in a friendship with you, don't take it personally.

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Speaker 1: Nothing's personal.

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Speaker 4: And if you can go to a place or an

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Speaker 4: event where you are going to be surrounded by people

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Speaker 4: that you wouldn't normally meet, for example, like if you're

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Speaker 4: even if you're not a foodie, go to like a

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Speaker 4: big food festival and you'll just sort of be around

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Speaker 4: people that maybe you wouldn't cross paths with.

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Speaker 7: That's a great idea. Thank you very much. I appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: That's a it's a great idea, Kathy. That is a

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Speaker 2: great idea.

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Speaker 7: It's a great job with this advice show, Chelsea.

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Speaker 1: Oh, well, I just want we just want to help people.

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Speaker 1: We want to I want people to be happy. I

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Speaker 1: want people to be happy and live their best lives. Right, yeah, I.

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Speaker 7: Feel thank you very much, that's why I called in.

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Speaker 1: Okay, give you a bob your thanks so much, Dina,

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Speaker 1: Bye bye, Dina.

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Speaker 4: Oh she's gonna make friends.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, for sure.

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Speaker 4: She's so nice. And I liked what you said.

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Speaker 3: About going back to the wall of people you already

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Speaker 3: know and like you know, dming people or you know,

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01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:36,880
Speaker 3: texting people. Sometimes people come back into our lives. I

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01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:39,600
Speaker 3: thought maybe that friendship has run its course, but people

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Speaker 3: stircle back around.

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Speaker 5: Yep.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Well that wraps up another episode of Dear

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Speaker 2: Chelsea Everybody.

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Speaker 1: Kathy, you are an incredible.

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Speaker 2: Guest as usual. Thank you for sharing. I'm glad to

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01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:52,080
Speaker 2: see you in person. I never see you so I

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01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:52,560
Speaker 2: love you.

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01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:55,600
Speaker 4: I love you too, and I love you to be here.

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Speaker 1: And what about your YouTube special? Where can people watch?

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Speaker 4: My new special is called My Life on the PTSD List.

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Speaker 4: I'm in editing now and it'll be on YouTube. And

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Speaker 4: I have a weekly YouTube show called Kathy Griffin Talk

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Speaker 4: your head off.

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Speaker 1: Okay, great, love it.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Okay, my remaining dates for Vegas. There are remaining dates

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Speaker 1: for this year.

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Speaker 6: Summertime is coming and I will be in Vegas at

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Speaker 6: the Cosmo doing my residency on August thirtieth, and then

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Speaker 6: November one and twenty ninth.

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Speaker 1: November first and November twenty.

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Speaker 6: Ninth, I will be in Las Vegas at the Cosmo

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Speaker 6: performing Inside Myself at the Chelsea.

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Speaker 1: It's called Chelsea at the Chelsea for a reason. Okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Do you want advice from Chelsea?

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