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Speaker 2: I'm strong, one more thing in a witch.

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Speaker 3: I was playing golf and this friend of mine. I

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Speaker 3: But it turns out he's not only a lefty but

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Speaker 4: Not that I'm a huge fan or anything, but I mean.

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Speaker 3: He was like seriously, seriously fired up and well seriously serious.

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Speaker 1: Well, it depends on how you're built. If I if

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Speaker 1: I'm in a group of people and I don't know

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Speaker 1: makes me incredibly uncomfortable, even if I one hundred percent

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Speaker 1: thing myself, it just makes me like, ah, dude or ma'am, really,

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Speaker 1: I don't come on, you're making some people here? What

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Speaker 3: I agree with you completely. In this case, it was

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Speaker 1: Did he know you passion? But does he know where

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Speaker 4: I think he has an idea.

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Speaker 1: But so anytime you do that around somebody else, you're

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Speaker 1: either saying, would you like to debate me? And I've

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Speaker 1: you like to just keep this like civil and friendly?

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Speaker 1: Well the latter, I don't want to debate you, and

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Speaker 1: I'm not in the mood.

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Speaker 5: People like that are asking for an argument.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, So did you bait him?

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Speaker 4: Or No, that's not the way it came off at all.

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Speaker 1: Take off your shirt, take off your shoe.

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Speaker 3: If you are describing something that didn't happen, but I

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Speaker 1: Undo your belt you put them up in your rastle.

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Speaker 4: I'd have lost that badly.

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Speaker 1: And today is Abe Lincoln's birthday. It's a perfect day

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Speaker 3: I was going to reference that earlier as bitter disappointment

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Speaker 3: with the great Abram.

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Speaker 1: Lincoln selfishness on her part because that would have been dead.

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Speaker 3: I'm with Jennifer Anniston and Burt Reynolds quite a difference,

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Speaker 3: and not Lincoln.

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Speaker 1: Michael, speaking of Witch, I did the I should have

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Speaker 1: mentioned this on the radio show. Did the Warner Brothers

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Speaker 1: on the Friend's couch at Central Perk and in front

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Speaker 5: I was blown away by how many people didn't get

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Speaker 5: your tweet with your photo right.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, yeah, well yeah. There are people from all

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Speaker 1: just the Friend's thing is a worldwide phenomenon, no doubt

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Speaker 1: nothing to him. He's never said an episode of Friends.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there you are on the couch. That's a good

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Speaker 1: Now exactly what that clap clop clap?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I heard the song in my head and everybody's going,

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Speaker 1: the fountain and float around like Rossy. They told you

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Speaker 1: Bill to Us started this thing with even lefties agreed.

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Speaker 1: This is Bill Maher on Friday night. And on Friday

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Speaker 1: And here's Bill Maher. I haven't heard this.

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Speaker 6: Yet Biden's brain. Well, a bunch of things happened this week.

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Speaker 6: a toime. We're not asking him to go on Dancing

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Speaker 6: with the Stars, you know. Okay, Joe is not helping

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Speaker 6: his own cause. He in one week, first he mixed

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Speaker 1: So that's pretty good.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 1: He clearly is taking the angle I was taking last week,

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Speaker 1: Trump does that too. Okay, that is a good argument

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Speaker 1: if all we're discussing is should Trump or Biden be president.

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Speaker 1: But if we're discussing discussing who the current president is

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Speaker 4: Nope.

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Speaker 1: More Bill Maher.

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Speaker 6: Joe Biden had a press comment it's kind of impromptu.

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Speaker 6: Press comment yesterday didn't start off well. He walked in

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Speaker 6: he doesn't mix things up, he mixed up who the

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Speaker 6: was the president of Mexico. We knew he was old

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Speaker 6: when we elected him. All right, Joe, he's like that

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Speaker 6: goldfish you get at the fair. Don't get attached.

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Speaker 3: In his defense, I've been to Mexico and there are

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Speaker 1: Camels, lots of camels. I've climbed to the top of

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Speaker 1: the pyramids in Mexico. Uh, that's a camel. The crowd

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Speaker 1: Now. The pushback is uh, the Speaker of the House

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Speaker 1: set Iran when he meant Israel the other day. Okay again.

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Speaker 3: Listening watching mar for a long time, and usually you

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Speaker 4: No, everybody's just laughing. Yeah, he's a senile, old bastard,

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Speaker 1: So apparently they got into the conversation of if not Joe,

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Speaker 7: I know Newsom. Yeah, we live here, right, we live

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Speaker 7: in California. In Oakland, they have Kaiser Hospital. The hospital

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Speaker 1: That's on him.

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Speaker 7: Are homeless problem. I don't want to hear that. The

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Speaker 7: homeless problem is intractable. You want to be CEO. It's

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Speaker 7: your problem.

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Speaker 2: Hear that?

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Speaker 7: I guess I know you like him, but I just say, oh,

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Speaker 7: I can't imagine him being having the gall to run

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Speaker 7: He doesn't realize that. He thinks it's to go sing

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Speaker 4: I got to read more Caitlin Flanagan. She's smart.

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Speaker 1: I do not know her, but she said there about

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Speaker 1: Gavin Newsom he's going to get that kind of flack

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Speaker 3: No, it's too easy to hang him with his own record.

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Speaker 3: I think he's good at deflecting it, as we've discussed,

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Speaker 1: Man, if you take him off the table, who do

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Speaker 3: Well no, no, But at the same time with Gavy,

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Speaker 3: Gavy has crappy policies, but his brain works. Biden has

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Speaker 3: think Gavy would be an upgrade.

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Speaker 1: Right the process again, what's the process? There is no process.

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Speaker 4: He has to I was actually just reading about this.

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Speaker 3: It's a completely one hundred percent certain that, barring a

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Speaker 3: twenty invocation of the twenty fifth Amendment, Biden has to

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Speaker 4: Otherwise there's no way to do it.

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Speaker 1: And the only way we think that would happen is

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Speaker 1: come to that conclusion on his own. It would seem

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Speaker 3: Well, and if for some reason, I keep reading the

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Speaker 3: doctor Jill not a real doctor, thinks he should run again.

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Speaker 1: Wow, So she's out of her mind too.

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Speaker 4: That's easy apparently.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's evil. Yeah, this will lend so badly.

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Speaker 3: I mean, because he will crack up. There's little no doubt.

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Speaker 3: I still don't think he makes it through this term,

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Speaker 3: The same guy who said, look, I'm just a bridge

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Speaker 3: to the future of the Democratic Party, now he wants

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Speaker 3: to be the future won't end Well.

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Speaker 1: Well, Katie, you use the word evil. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if that's the right word, but it's close to right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not the kind, loving thing to do. I'm

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Speaker 3: It's an interesting discussion. At what point does negligence pass

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Speaker 3: I mean it's not just oh I didn't think of that.

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Speaker 1: Course easier said than done. To be perfectly fair, you

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Speaker 1: canna have that conversation with your dad, or I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: How that's not an easy conversation to have. You're gonna

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Speaker 3: Well yeah, but you gotta do it. I mean, being

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Speaker 3: nuclear holocaust.

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Speaker 1: You set up some elaborate scheme where they think they're

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Speaker 1: just you live out thisusse until they finally die of

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Speaker 3: You spent too much time on those sitcom sets. That's

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Speaker 3: a decent movie plot, though. Yeah, we've got to convince

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Speaker 3: him that he's still president. Shouldn't I be making a

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Speaker 3: campaign speech? Oh sir, we took care of that for you.

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Speaker 3: We have your surrogates all over the country.

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Speaker 1: I heard somebody talking about stepping down as president and

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Speaker 1: why he may have originally thought he was going to

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Speaker 1: and like, willingly give that up? I mean, it's it's

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Speaker 1: Guess Michael.

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Speaker 3: Plus, he's always telling those stories that makes him seem

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got that whole thing right.

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Speaker 4: So finally he has somebody saluting them.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 3: Plus, Michael, when you're president, you can call down to

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Speaker 4: Am I wrong? That's the best part. Oh yeah, all

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Speaker 4: the ice creamy can eat.

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Speaker 1: I would have to go to the White House kitchen

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Speaker 1: I want you to sign it this and then get

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Speaker 1: a notary. Republic. When I order something at one am,

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Speaker 1: don't make it like tonight. I'm gonna call you and

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, look, I'm the president, dammit. I said

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Speaker 1: I want a chocolate peanut butter and milkshake. You get

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Speaker 1: it here at your job. I won't fire you. I

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Speaker 1: promise it's in writing right here. Anything I order between

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Speaker 1: That's what i'd have to do.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's see the president again. You know those little

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Speaker 3: know about a dozen of them. No, they get a

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Speaker 3: dozen and a half. I mean they keep right, yeah,

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Speaker 3: a dozen and a half. All right, thanks, here's what

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Speaker 3: here's what you do.

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Speaker 1: When I call in that order you say I'll have

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Speaker 1: it for you in ten minutes, I'll forget about it.

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Speaker 1: I'll fall asleep. Just don't make it.

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Speaker 3: This is a president again. Do you have any any

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Speaker 3: chocolate pudding in the fact? No, how long it would

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Speaker 3: it take to make? That's no, that's fine, that's great.

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Speaker 4: Thanks.

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Speaker 1: Do you keep do you keep liquoric around with red vines?

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Speaker 1: You got?

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Speaker 3: He does?

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Speaker 6: Eh?

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Speaker 2: Boy?

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Speaker 1: Oh great, now I'm craving pudding.

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Speaker 4: Well see yeah, press it again.

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Speaker 3: You know, so those fries I asked you for, what

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Speaker 3: are the chance is getting some gravy on those?

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Speaker 4: It's nice gravy fries.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Ten minutes of scien thanks, yeah, great?

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