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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast.

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Speaker 2: Farm the meling shell.

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Speaker 3: Are you doing in there in the Farmland Creamery? I

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Speaker 3: think it's no, that's what Penn State has a creamery

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Speaker 3: where they have milks.

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Speaker 4: And and Penn State's known for some other things.

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Speaker 5: Nate, moving on, it's the Farmland Fresh Dairy. Actually, we're

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Speaker 5: gonna go visit their their whole plant in Pennsylvania. Who's

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Speaker 5: Who's we? Andrew?

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Speaker 6: And I know Andrew will be too busy.

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Speaker 5: Right, You're right, We're trying to find a day that's

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Speaker 5: good for both of us.

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Speaker 1: So you're growing where the cows are.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if it's where the cows are. If

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Speaker 5: it's just a big facility where they, you know, bottle everything.

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Speaker 3: I would think it's adjacent to the cows. Don't you

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Speaker 3: need the milk close to the you would?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Or are they truck it there? I don't know. We're

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Speaker 5: gonna figure it a lot.

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Speaker 4: What's up you're gonna milk cow?

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Speaker 5: I would like to, you know, I was telling Andrew

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Speaker 5: yesterday I milked a fake cow that's just close out

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Speaker 5: of every I milked some rubber utters one time.

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Speaker 1: That was it.

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Speaker 6: At questions, can you explain where was that.

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Speaker 5: It was the fair. At the fair, there was like

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Speaker 5: this setup and there was like a wooden like sawhorse

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Speaker 5: and like just utters hanging under it, and you would.

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Speaker 1: Just pull on them like your dream.

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Speaker 5: It was fun.

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Speaker 1: Did you suckle on those teeths?

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Speaker 5: No, I did. Nothing came out of it. You just

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Speaker 5: pull on them.

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Speaker 6: It sounds utterly ridiculous.

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Speaker 4: Are doing the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Home from the Farmland Creamery to the DeLong Morning show studio.

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Speaker 1: We are here, see, I mean before we had my

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Speaker 1: cappuccino playing that game. I mean, I love milk. I

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Speaker 1: love all A sponsor.

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Speaker 4: Mentioned, oh, you're the only one to plays that game.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I love it.

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Speaker 1: I love all sorts of milk. So thank you for the.

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Speaker 5: Fridge is full. Take some home because they're gonna be

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Speaker 5: gone for it.

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Speaker 2: I got a question yesterday you came around you offered

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Speaker 2: me buttermilk. Well, how would I would I use that

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Speaker 2: in eggs?

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Speaker 5: I mean cooking? You would just drink buttermilk. I mean,

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Speaker 5: I'm sure you know what. I'm sure the people that do.

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Speaker 1: Old people, I hate to say it.

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Speaker 7: Really old people, they actually drink it.

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Speaker 3: My dad, will you know, every once in a while

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Speaker 3: I'll get buttermilk for baking. It's in like a lot

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Speaker 3: of different that's a sour taste, right, yes, And my

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Speaker 3: Dad's like, save me some buttermilk.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, you're gonna drink this ship.

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Speaker 8: It's got a soury we shall taste it right now.

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Speaker 1: Can you bring it in here? Can we smell it?

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Speaker 6: I drink but pop my pants all day long. I

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Speaker 6: can't drink regular milk.

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Speaker 5: Like the windshield because you know, I'm trying to have

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Speaker 5: a good relationship with these people, and you guys will

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Speaker 5: probably crap all over it.

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Speaker 2: So no, no, I heard a great fluffy omelet is buttermilk.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I.

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Speaker 4: Think you cook with it.

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Speaker 1: I just didn't you bake with it?

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Speaker 3: And I will say the Farmland Dairy chocolate milk is

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Speaker 3: some of the best I have ever had.

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Speaker 1: All of their stuff is really very good.

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Speaker 4: Is that what you guys were drinking this morning?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: But Scotty was because it's limited supply. So Scotty was

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Speaker 2: sneaking cups because if he found out that we were,

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Speaker 2: you know, if if it got word got out on

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Speaker 2: the floor, we had chocolate milk here would be gone

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Speaker 5: The vulture would come. Yeah, anyway, So we didn't get

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Speaker 5: breakfast this morning. Can we talk about that?

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Speaker 8: Where does the food go?

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Speaker 6: All of us huffed cookies in our mouths because we

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Speaker 6: were so long.

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Speaker 5: I kind of want to open the industrial sized can

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Speaker 5: of corn on Elvis's desk and just spoon it out.

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Speaker 1: Here's what sucked.

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Speaker 4: So dramatic about.

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Speaker 8: Rationing chocolate milk.

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Speaker 2: I gotta say, first world problems, and we are entitled

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Speaker 2: to them.

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Speaker 1: You are entitled to first world problems.

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Speaker 2: You could set your whole day on fire just by

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Speaker 2: not having breakfast or getting bad breakfast, like when they

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Speaker 2: burn my omelets.

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Speaker 4: I don't think your entire day will be ruined.

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Speaker 5: We've had no nourishment, Yes, it's ruined.

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Speaker 7: And if it is ruined by a burnt omelet, you

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Speaker 7: guys have no.

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Speaker 5: Breakfast, it's ruined by lack of nourishment today.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you have a banana.

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Speaker 5: I ate the banana. That wasn't enough.

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Speaker 8: And you're not sitting behind cereal either, right, and.

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Speaker 5: I could eat cereal.

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Speaker 4: Did you have any cookies?

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Speaker 2: I did not, And it does, by the way, the fault,

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Speaker 2: the blame does not fall squarely on the place. In fact,

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Speaker 2: they did the food an hour and a half ago,

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Speaker 2: two hours ago at this point, but just the driver

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Speaker 2: is that's where the breakdown was.

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Speaker 3: There was no communication And at this point did you

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Speaker 3: mention the fact that we probably shouldn't eat the food

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Speaker 3: that way? It's hours?

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Speaker 5: Do you think that there is some people that sign

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Speaker 5: up for delivery services, work for a little while and

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Speaker 5: then just do it so they could steal crap and

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Speaker 5: get out.

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Speaker 8: But you can only get away with it for so

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Speaker 8: long though.

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Speaker 5: Right like this guy. This guy apparently picked up a

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Speaker 5: bunch he added a bunch of deliveries to ours, picked

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Speaker 5: them all up and didn't deliver any of them. No them, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: that's what the lady said on them.

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Speaker 4: Did he get an accident or something.

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Speaker 8: That we wouldn't have gotten our food?

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Speaker 9: We're blaming the guy, thinking you stew the food though,

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Speaker 9: I get what Scotty was saying.

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Speaker 4: What you hope he got it?

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Speaker 5: He's fine. We see him moving on the map.

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Speaker 1: Is he moving around the city.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he's got a burner phone anyway, we can't get

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Speaker 5: in touch with him. Is he still moving? I don't know.

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Speaker 5: You gotta ask Andrew's got the app?

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Speaker 1: I love this? Wait, didn't you? Oh no, you did instacart. Yeah, like,

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Speaker 1: don't you know about this kind of stuff?

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Speaker 5: I mean I do it. Look, I could get a

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Speaker 5: really big order and just steal it all and never

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Speaker 4: Did you do that? Is that why you're not doing

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Speaker 4: it anymore?

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Speaker 5: No? No, I'm not doing it anymore because the orders

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Speaker 5: just aren't there. They want to pay you like seven

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Speaker 5: dollars to get fifty items and drive thirty miles. It's

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Speaker 5: it's not like it was during COVIDF you.

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Speaker 1: Ever slip something in there for yourself.

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Speaker 5: You can't. No, you can't because it keeps track of everything.

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Speaker 5: He can't do it.

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Speaker 6: I once had somebody like take all my water, all

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Speaker 6: my like toilet paper, paper towels, and just leave the

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Speaker 6: other stuff, and it said that it was all purchased.

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Speaker 6: She just decided that she needed all that stuff, and

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Speaker 6: then I didn't need it as much as she.

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Speaker 5: You know, it was probably her last day working for them.

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Speaker 4: Definitely. How does it risk it all over?

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Speaker 7: It wouldn't be toilet paper, Like which grocery item to be?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 4: This is it?

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Speaker 6: So let mignon?

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Speaker 4: Maybe some lobster?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know, laundry detergents getting parsy scoutty.

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Speaker 9: How does it work though, Like when with those orders

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Speaker 9: like had do you pay on your card and get

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Speaker 9: paid back or nope?

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Speaker 5: I have an Insta cart Master card.

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Speaker 8: Okay, so they send it to you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I have this. See so you.

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Speaker 1: Could just max that sucker out. No you can't.

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Speaker 5: You can because it's a signed to the order as

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Speaker 5: you get it. It doesn't work like that, okay. And

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Speaker 5: there was no number on the front. Don't worry, nobody's

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Speaker 5: saw him.

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Speaker 4: I paid thirty three thousand dollars for flowers.

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Speaker 6: Yeah you did.

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Speaker 1: Those are some nice looking flowers though. Was this a

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Speaker 1: place at Houston in sixth Avenue?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I used to live right two blocks, did you.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, well they're doing well now, but you know, because

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Speaker 7: of that, I ended up getting them for free.

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Speaker 4: So I kind of feel bad, but not really because

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Speaker 4: like thirty.

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Speaker 5: Three thousand, Yeah, you got that old man fired.

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Speaker 4: Listen, that old man charged me thirty three thousand dollars.

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Speaker 8: That's a lot of zero's, like exactly.

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Speaker 7: Garrett was witness. He was with me when it happened.

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Speaker 3: Did your card even have that kind of limit like

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Speaker 3: mine wouldn't even gone through?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: It does, well, you know, yours have. The limit is

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Speaker 1: always a charge card, though, what is it?

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Speaker 4: I don't know what the difference.

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Speaker 1: They could charge card, you could put any well, it's

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Speaker 1: an American Express.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So there's no limit on a charge card. You

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Speaker 3: can put whatever that I mean, you can crank it

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Speaker 3: up to a million dollars.

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Speaker 6: I thought that you have a limit on your charge.

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Speaker 8: You could set it.

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Speaker 5: Credit card and charge card.

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Speaker 1: Credit card and charge card are two different.

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Speaker 4: Explain the difference. What's the difference? I think I'm in

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Speaker 4: fifth grade and I don't know.

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Speaker 5: You explain, yes, Well, I mean a credit card you

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Speaker 5: have a line of credit, so you can only use

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Speaker 5: a certain amount. A charge card is pretty much unlimited.

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Speaker 5: They give that to you because they know that you

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Speaker 5: can pay for it. Like a lot of American Express cards,

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Speaker 5: the black ones and stuff, there's no limit on them.

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Speaker 5: You just pay buy. What the hell you.

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Speaker 4: Learn something?

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Speaker 1: They put a limit on your your credit My credit

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Speaker 1: card is a limit.

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Speaker 6: When you said, I'm like ship, you.

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Speaker 5: Know, by the way, like I feel bad because like

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Speaker 5: old older people and some technologies don't really mix, like

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Speaker 5: the credit card machine and the old man. Do you

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Speaker 5: know that, my dad? I know, I just have to say.

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Speaker 5: My dad, he's a courts stenographer and the company that

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Speaker 5: he's doing work for needed a copy of his license.

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Speaker 5: He's been trying to send them a PDF file since July.

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Speaker 5: He has no idea.

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Speaker 1: He yeah.

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Speaker 5: So I finally got on the phone with the woman yesterday.

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Speaker 5: She's like, can you please, can you just send me

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Speaker 5: this as a PDF. I'm like, yeah, no problem, and

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Speaker 5: I sent it and all was well. It took him.

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Speaker 5: He was unable. I feel really bad because he's like,

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Speaker 5: what's a PDF? He was just taking pictures of it

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Speaker 6: Right.

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Speaker 1: No, he's that guy.

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Speaker 6: He's that guy.

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Speaker 6: That is him.

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Speaker 7: He tells me the other day that he believes he's

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Speaker 7: But two, I said, Dad, what kind of comments are

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Speaker 4: So he's that a whole.

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Speaker 7: Definitely leaving some incendiary comments whatever. He's like, I don't

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Speaker 4: I said, sometimes.

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Speaker 7: Words will get you taken away, you know, topics whatever.

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Speaker 7: And he's like, no, I don't want to talk to

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Speaker 4: It is my father.

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Speaker 1: With great power comes great you know.

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Speaker 7: We always like when for all us people in your

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Speaker 4: Apparently, like everything bad is not everything. A lot of

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Speaker 1: Down like all their properties.

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Speaker 5: You know, yeah, I'll never forget that. One time my

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Speaker 1: Why? Why?

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Speaker 8: Here's the first that I enjoyed Dad, Like, this was

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Speaker 5: He had no idea. He was also the guy that

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Speaker 5: I love Dad. I'm like Dad, it's not my dad, doesn't.

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Speaker 6: My dad used to do that on all my text messages.

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Speaker 6: He'd write Danny and then he'd write the whole thing

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Speaker 6: and then he loved Dad and I'm like Dad, it's.

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Speaker 5: On my phone.

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Speaker 6: He comes up as Dad like you don't have to

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Speaker 4: Just in case they want you it out.

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Speaker 1: Didn't record the video of Dick reading the book.

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Speaker 5: Oh it was years ago. I don't know. It might

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Speaker 6: It's so funny when you FaceTime with your parents and

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Speaker 6: they're so close to the screen you see up their notes.

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Speaker 6: Oh mom, Mom, I see everything up your nose.

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Speaker 1: Huh.

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Speaker 7: I was trying to help my mom log into Netflix,

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Speaker 7: I don't know why she keeps logging out. I don't

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Speaker 7: was trying to help her do it, and I'm like, Mom,

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Speaker 7: just hold the phone up to the TV so I

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Speaker 7: can see what it is that you're doing.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 7: She'd turn it the other way and I was like, nope,

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Speaker 7: flip the camera and turn it around. You're killing me, man,

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Speaker 7: you are killing me. But I still think my favorite

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Speaker 7: Facebook thing is when people type into the search bar

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Speaker 7: and it's always like a person's name.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So last week when I wasn't feeling well and I

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Speaker 5: somehow he texted me back a conglomerate of four text

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Speaker 5: messages that I had sent him the day before, no

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Speaker 5: he wrote bloop moon coop bop. I don't I don't

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Speaker 5: understand how they butt, how they butt text and they

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Speaker 2: Yesterday, I was on the way home and my dad,

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Speaker 2: my dad calls me in the car and I'm like, hey,

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Speaker 2: what's up, Dad?

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Speaker 6: Dad?

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Speaker 1: Butt?

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Speaker 5: Diyle hang up on him, and I said.

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Speaker 2: I turned to Andrew as I'm driving, I'm like, I

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Speaker 2: give it about a minute, he's gonna call back again.

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Speaker 2: Sure enough, the phone rings, what's up Dad?

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Speaker 1: Hell?

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Speaker 2: I'm like, hell, I swear to God, it happened no

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Speaker 2: less than two more times after that.

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Speaker 1: More times because once one.

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Speaker 2: Butt dial, now you're the top number and now on

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Speaker 2: a roll, and now it's like call call.

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Speaker 5: I feel like the only way that could happen is

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Speaker 5: my mom doesn't lock her phone because she doesn't know

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Speaker 5: how to unlock it, so she just leaves it unlocked

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Speaker 5: all the time. And that's I guess that's how that happened.

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Speaker 6: So cute though they really are with the butte you know,

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Speaker 3: So because it requires like skin to touch the screen,

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Speaker 3: So your dad must have had a hole in his

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Speaker 3: pants and not been wearing underwear, but she your name.

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Speaker 2: That's very happened four times on the way home yesterday,

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Speaker 2: and I was like, and it's always my dad. The

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Speaker 6: My sister and puts us all on a group text.

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Speaker 6: So we have this group chext every day and world chatting.

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Speaker 6: And then my mom doesn't reply and I go, MA,

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Speaker 6: didn't you see that text? I didn't realize it was

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Speaker 6: for me. I thought it was for everyone else. I go, Mom,

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Speaker 6: if you can see it, then you're supposed to read it,

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Speaker 6: I am. I'm like, yeah, because it's for all of us.

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Speaker 6: That's why she was She wouldn't put you on it.

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Speaker 6: If you want you to see it, Oh, I'll go

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Speaker 6: back and we play.

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Speaker 2: You know, today's lesson for our parents should be undue.

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Speaker 2: Send Scotty, teach your dad how to forget Kenny.

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Speaker 5: He doesn't even know how to regular send.

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Speaker 6: They can send a bubble with nothing in it.

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Speaker 8: I don't even know how to.

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Speaker 7: Because they hit the space bar and then hits that.

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Speaker 9: If you do want to have fun with your parents

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Speaker 7: But you know, like I laugh at them all the time,

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Speaker 7: and then I stop and think, man, they taught.

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Speaker 4: Me how to use a fork. Yeah, they used to

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Speaker 4: wipe my ass.

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Speaker 7: And here I am like clowning you because you don't

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Speaker 4: For the majority of your life. Like I'll try to

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Speaker 5: That's going to be us when we're eighty, trust me,

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Speaker 5: so enjoy it now.

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Speaker 2: But it'll be a different technology because we we've mastered

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Speaker 1: It'll be like a hologram of my dick because I.

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Speaker 9: Dad get on Facebook again.

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Speaker 2: We will grow old with these skills of knowing how

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: But the thing is, though this stuff came out during

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Speaker 3: How come they weren't able to grasp so much more

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Speaker 3: slowly as you get older.

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Speaker 7: I guess yeah, And I think they probably didn't realize

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Speaker 7: and they thought, I don't need this ship.

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Speaker 4: I'm not gonna right.

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Speaker 5: I don't think that. I don't think they went from

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I still has a flip phone. I was soti

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Speaker 7: pissed when he came home with that because his other

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Speaker 4: He came home with a flip phone. I said, where

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Speaker 4: the did you get that?

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Speaker 7: He was like, well, I told the guy that I

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Speaker 4: I was like, give me that guy's name.

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Speaker 7: I'm like, good over there and get you a better phone.

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Speaker 4: He said, No, I love this thing.

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Speaker 3: You're parents press the screen on a smartphone like they're

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Speaker 8: Yes, but far away though, because they can't see it.

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Speaker 1: Are we done?

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Speaker 3: Did we?

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Speaker 1: In fifteen minutes?

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Speaker 5: We're at sixteen minutes.

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Speaker 1: Means short podcast next week bitched?

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Speaker 5: Oh no, really short?

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Speaker 8: Hallo Grand Dicks for everybody, Hollo

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