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Speaker 1: I just touted text in at four one oh six one,

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Speaker 1: And that was a textually just got in from somebody

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Speaker 1: twote time, where you text in four one o six

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Speaker 1: one a random tutorial of something you've always wanted to learn,

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Speaker 1: and we all learn it together, because who wants to

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Speaker 1: learn things alone when you have a bunch of friends

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Speaker 1: to do it with? So right, somebody texted in at

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Speaker 1: four one to six one today and wanted us to

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Speaker 1: pull up a YouTube tutorial on how to armpit fart.

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Speaker 1: Remember that from when you were a kid, Yes, of course,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was. I was so good at it.

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Speaker 1: I've never been able to do it really, Oh well,

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Speaker 1: I've definitely tried. I used to be a tomboy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that is sad. But today, whoever texted in and Alex

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Speaker 1: gonna learn to armpit fart together. Let's do it, all right,

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Speaker 1: So I pulled up a how to armpit fart tutorial

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Speaker 1: I'm armpit fart. That's amazing that guy made it. May

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Speaker 1: have made a million dollars from just saying that in

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Speaker 1: a video. Yeah, there's nothing in the world that it

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Speaker 1: kid loves more than a fat sound. But you know,

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Speaker 1: we can't just do them. Like. I don't really care

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Speaker 1: this guy talk about armpit farts. This work. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: need armpits. And then get your hand like this and

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Speaker 1: shoved it. So when he said like this, his hand

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Speaker 1: is straight, just like if you were to shake someone's hand. Okay, right,

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Speaker 1: and that's it, and that's it. Yep, he said, hand

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Speaker 1: would fit right into your armpit. Right. Not a lot

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Speaker 1: to learn from this tutorial so far. Just put your

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Speaker 1: hand straight, kind of at an angle where you can

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Speaker 1: get it right up in your armpit. Okay, up unto

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Speaker 1: your armpit, and I'll take a few goes. It's been

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Speaker 1: a while, but basic, there we go. He's just slapping

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Speaker 1: his chicken. Hell yeah, okay, so I hear it. I

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Speaker 1: helpful at all because if I can't see it, and

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Speaker 1: I've tried that, so well, should you guys try and

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Speaker 1: then I'll try. Do you want me to give it

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Speaker 1: a go? Yeah, give it a go. So describe what

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Speaker 1: you're doing. Well, my own tutorial, the mic down to

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Speaker 1: my own pit is cupped by my hand. You got it, wow?

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Speaker 1: Right away? Oh and Englishman does this little thing where

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Speaker 1: he doesn't just throw his arm down like the chicken,

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Speaker 1: like he's doing the chicken dance. You do a little

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Speaker 1: can still arm pit fart. All right, Um, I get

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Speaker 1: And I don't think there's any air in there. But

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna slam my elbow down doing like the chicken

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Speaker 1: dance while my hand is shoved in my armpit, and

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Speaker 1: That's the chair. I think. No, oh, yep, got it.

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Speaker 1: if you believe it, you can achieve it, and you

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Speaker 1: can learn anything at any age. Alex Fresh, for the

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Speaker 1: first time in her life, learned to Armpit part, changing

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Speaker 1: lives already this morning. Let's hear that good? Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: So that's twenties. Hello, I'm doing well. Thank you for asking.

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Speaker 1: And you've got some things going on, don't you. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry about that. I do that occasionally. My

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Speaker 1: name is Aquarius, and your husband Robert should have alerted

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Speaker 1: you that I was calling. I'm calling from the psychic Network.

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Speaker 1: Oh right, Hi, Yeah, you were calling around. Her husband

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Speaker 1: That's a wonderful birthday present, isn't it. Oh yeah, totally fantastic.

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Speaker 1: of a one second. Oh my, I'm already getting something

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Speaker 1: But like I literally told you, yes, well without saying

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Speaker 1: It'll be okay. Aquarius is very good at his job,

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Speaker 1: real quick. To take care of some of the business,

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Speaker 1: I have to confirm credit card number with you. Would

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Speaker 1: you mind reading me your credit card number to make

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Speaker 1: sure I've got the payment correct? Oh? Well, why don't

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Speaker 1: and I'll tell you if it's cract Well, I just

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Speaker 1: don't feel feel comfortable reading your information like that, you know,

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Speaker 1: over the well, I don't know. I don't feel comfortable

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Speaker 1: reading my information over the phone. You know what, I

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Speaker 1: think we should be fine with the payment. I will

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Speaker 1: your mother's maiden name? I don't really know why you

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Speaker 1: need to know that? And name you your mother's maiden name,

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Speaker 1: and you will give me your social security number so

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Speaker 1: that I may open a credit card to make some

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Speaker 1: purchases from Louis Vatan and Gucci. On a credit card purchase,

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Speaker 1: I can literally hear you now. I was asking your

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Speaker 1: brother's maiden name because a birth chart. I put together

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Speaker 1: Like a first pet? You want what high school? I

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Speaker 1: went to? What their concert? Went on? To ask you

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Speaker 1: saying did you have something to say to me? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you that I'm going to call

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Speaker 1: on someone the information which I desire so that I

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Speaker 1: purchase some sourculuccieci. It's not working. I can hear what

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Speaker 1: you're doing. Happened for me? If this has worked on

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Speaker 1: somebody else, your social security I have the number you

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Speaker 1: called me on in my security number. Your security question.

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Speaker 1: I can hear you where you When I am done speaking,

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Speaker 1: you will give me the information I require, so I'm

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Speaker 1: in purchase some Gucci socks. I'm not giving you any

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Speaker 1: and i'm reporting would like me to open the credit

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Speaker 1: card in your name for my Gucci god? Hello? Hello, hello, hello. Yes,

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Speaker 1: right now because who knows how many people you try

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone frank on here. Your husband Robert

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand first day follow up. Tara

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Speaker 1: she's not getting a call back from a guy named Reggie.

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Speaker 1: And I'm not surprised that Tara isn't getting a call back, Honestly, Tara,

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Speaker 1: not at all. You're not surprised because in her email

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Speaker 1: and in your email, Terry, you said that you went

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Speaker 1: mini golfing and that you think you might not be

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Speaker 1: getting a call back because you're a golf etiquette wasn't

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Speaker 1: didn't even know there was etiquette and mini golf. Yes

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Speaker 1: there is, really, yes, one percent a real golf and

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Speaker 1: I had no idea I was going to make fun

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Speaker 1: We will pay for it. Sorry. I just like I'm

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Speaker 1: Mini Golf all right, Well that's a lot, Greggie. Hope

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Speaker 1: know as your saintly woman for you? All right? I will,

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Speaker 1: follow Up The Jebels Show on demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret,

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Speaker 1: Time for Your Big Little Secret. Text in for one

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Speaker 1: of six one if you have a dig a little secret.

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Speaker 1: You can tell us anything. And remember we don't even

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Speaker 1: ask what your name is, so nobody knows who you are.

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Speaker 1: We give everybody a fake, anonymous nickname. And on the

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Speaker 1: phone right now, I'm going to say my favorite latte flavor.

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Speaker 1: So um, So I'll say a latte flavor Alex. They

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Speaker 1: want English, don't'll stay one name of the person, So

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Speaker 1: hazel nut coconut. I'm sorry, I don't drink coffee. I

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Speaker 1: actually don't. I have no idea. All right, so hazel

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Speaker 1: nut coconut. I'm sorry, I don't drink coffee. I actually

433
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Speaker 1: have no idea. Is on the phone for a dirt

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Speaker 1: little secret? How are you? I'm not saying that name.

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Speaker 1: It didn't way too long. I got nervous when you

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Speaker 1: said coffee. I was like, oh, no, okay, rubb no

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Speaker 1: like vanilla, okay, vanilla. Yeah, I don't even care at

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Speaker 1: this point. I liked the first way, coconut nut. There

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Speaker 1: you go, here you go. That sounds good, I said it.

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Speaker 1: I was more of a fan of the first name, though,

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Speaker 1: with the really long last name that you had. But anyway,

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Speaker 1: like a coffee order, it does. Whatever your name is,

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Speaker 1: how are you. I'm doing well. How are you guys?

444
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Speaker 1: Doing good? All right? Really want some coffee? Yeah? You

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret. I do. Um. I'm really

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Speaker 1: proud of my son. Well, okay, I don't you know

447
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Speaker 1: what as a as a son who had a father

448
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Speaker 1: who was really try everything he could to not be

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Speaker 1: proud of him. I think you should tell your son that,

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Speaker 1: and that shouldn't be a secret. The little boy in

451
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Speaker 1: me would be really cool with that. I think that

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Speaker 1: shouldn't be a secret. I don't know if I can

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Speaker 1: in the circumstances, it might be bad. Oh okay, A

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Speaker 1: little proud of him for then, But just like first off,

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Speaker 1: I like, I'm a lover, not a fighter. I don't

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Speaker 1: condone violence of any sort. I can tell. Yeah, And

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Speaker 1: he is the sweetest little boy in the world. He's

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Speaker 1: an angel, I think, promise, just a little sugar packet

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Speaker 1: of a human little boy. An angel, I don't I've

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Speaker 1: never met one, I think once. I like not to

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Speaker 1: five sweet? Yeah? What's a five? Sorry? Not zero? No? Absolutely,

462
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Speaker 1: that's when they suck still? No, they have you not

463
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Speaker 1: heard of terrible tees? No terrifying threes? No, he's terrifying four, five, six,

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Speaker 1: it just goes on from there. Their maniac I didn't

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Speaker 1: realize it was that bad little boys, little kids in general,

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Speaker 1: but little boys definitely are maniacs. Oh, I'm sorry. They

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Speaker 1: can be very sweet at times. Also, if they were

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Speaker 1: there there was an army full of them, they could

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Speaker 1: defeat entire countries together seriously by being just anyway their maniacs.

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Speaker 1: Country would get annoyed. So so, uh, he's a sweet

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Speaker 1: boy when he's being sweet. Yeah, I mean like relative

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Speaker 1: to other boys here. Yeah, he's a nutcase but sweet

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Speaker 1: at times. Yeah. But anyways, Um, so he's really a

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Speaker 1: sweet a little boy. But he's been struggling with his

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Speaker 1: relationships at school. Um, these he's kind of shy and

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Speaker 1: just like you know, he kind of comes home sometimes

477
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Speaker 1: with these stories of being slightly bullied little bit keys. Yep,

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Speaker 1: yeah that sucks. Um does suck. So what is your

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Speaker 1: little secret? So I was called into the principal's office

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Speaker 1: the other day. Huh, oh, who's the bully that you do? Well?

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Speaker 1: It turned out that these other boys like kind of

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Speaker 1: challenged my son and really started going after him, and

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Speaker 1: he beat the ever living out of that. How old

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Speaker 1: is your son's seven? Okay? He snapped though, he snapped

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Speaker 1: he had too much, too much of those guys messing

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Speaker 1: with him, and he finally had it. Huh yeah, apparently, so,

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Speaker 1: like the principle was lecturing me and telling me how

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Speaker 1: I had to get my son under control and all

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Speaker 1: this stuff, and like all I could think about was

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Speaker 1: like how proud of him I was. He had it

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Speaker 1: in him. Yea, like he finally stood up for himself.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome. Yeah, seven years old? Did you teach him

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Speaker 1: some sort of special move? Yeah, probably put him in

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Speaker 1: karate class or something like give him some kind of outlet, yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: And I canna think about karate classes. They like their

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Speaker 1: whole thing is to teach you not to use that right,

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Speaker 1: And so that will help because apparently he has the

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Speaker 1: ability to hulk out, you know, when he gets really mad,

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Speaker 1: so he could keep going that way. Maybe he needs

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Speaker 1: to learn how to control it in karate. But that

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Speaker 1: that's awesome, man, Thank you for call up Dirty Little Secret? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you, guys. What's your Dirty Little Secret? The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show on Demand? Welcome to the i n N, The

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news

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Speaker 1: the news or Tuesday September twenty eight, twenty twenty one.

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Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh and it's hotted house season and one

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Speaker 1: Haunted Houses stepping up its games so much they might

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Speaker 1: actually kill you. Find out why I hate going to

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Speaker 1: haunted houses and why you should too in just a second.

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Speaker 1: But first, let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and

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Speaker 1: Nicole Richie turned forty recently, and let's just say things

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Speaker 1: got heated at her birthday dinner. Oh and I'm English

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Speaker 1: Evan and these illegal massage pauls are about to receive

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Speaker 1: a very unhappy ending. We'll find out more about those

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Speaker 1: stories in just a second, or for your first storty

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Speaker 1: of the day in the I nd the idiot news.

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Speaker 1: Now is there in the report the news haunted house

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Speaker 1: is already opening up for Halloween. Yeah, but maybe wait

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Speaker 1: until they've worked out all the I say that because

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00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,920
Speaker 1: an eleven year old kid in Ohio went to a

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Speaker 1: haunted house near Cleveland with his mom last weekend. Already

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Speaker 1: scary Cleveland, but anyway, one of the actors accidentally stabbed

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Speaker 1: him in the foot. Accidentally scary. The kid and his

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Speaker 1: mom were going through the haunted house when a twenty

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Speaker 1: two year old actor tried to scare them by scraping

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Speaker 1: a real bowie knife across the ground. He started stabbing

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Speaker 1: the knife on the ground near the kid's feet and

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Speaker 1: unfortunately got a little too close, actually nicked the kid

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Speaker 1: in the foot with the knife. Those guys shouldn't have

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Speaker 1: real knives. They don't normally. Yeah, they don't have actual

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Speaker 1: weapons normally. And like the chainsaws, they don't have a

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Speaker 1: chain on it, you know, they're like, but the haunted

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Speaker 1: house are scary because people can just go in them

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Speaker 1: and act like they're working there and actually just you know,

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Speaker 1: people like I can't do it. I will never go

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Speaker 1: to a hunted house again. There's been a lot of

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Speaker 1: scary stuff with haunted houses. So that's why I try

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Speaker 1: to stay away from because I think that we're just

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Speaker 1: saying that we don't you know, it's not necessary. You know,

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Speaker 1: it's twenty twenty one, you know, twenty was basically the

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Speaker 1: whole year was a hunted house. So if you go

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Speaker 1: scare ourselves anymore, let's have a tickle house where you

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Speaker 1: go in kind of scary. That's really weird. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry about that. This is the i n N, The

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: The next story of the day, let's send it on

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Speaker 1: over to Alex Fresh was on location and Nicole Rich's

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Speaker 1: birthday party, So sorry about that. Forgot We're doing the

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Speaker 1: iron n and that was just a whole open break

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Speaker 1: right there. Um. So Nicole Richie turned forty recently. That's

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Speaker 1: scary enough, right, She's but something got you know, she

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Speaker 1: got lit on her birthday night at dinner because she

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Speaker 1: was sitting there blowing out the candles on her cake

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Speaker 1: and her hair caught on fire. So it not only

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Speaker 1: caught on fire, but it like it really caught on fire.

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Speaker 1: I have a clip of her freaking out. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they cut off that. They cut off the video and

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Speaker 1: the fire was going all the way up. Oh it was,

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Speaker 1: it started And that was the last video or picture

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Speaker 1: anything that's been posting on our Instagram. So I'm like, well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, can I see your new do The kind

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Speaker 1: of product does she put in her hair? Gasoline? Quick? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Her reaction she like thaw. It was on both sides.

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Speaker 1: So she had some of her hair parted in the

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Speaker 1: back and it came out the front right down a

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Speaker 1: little bit, and so she was like leaning over blowing

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Speaker 1: out her candles, and this girl both sides. One side

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Speaker 1: she had a friend that like grabbed her hair and

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Speaker 1: put it out on one side, but the other side

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Speaker 1: was like all the way up. And then the video

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Speaker 1: cut off and I was like, but wait, what happened though?

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Speaker 1: And then she usually like she freaked out her catchphrase

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Speaker 1: after her and fair Seldon remember her their catphrase, that's hot.

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Speaker 1: That's hot. Yea for sending it back to you. Thank

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Speaker 1: you very much the c i N and the Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. For

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Speaker 1: our next story of the day, let's send it on

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Speaker 1: over to English Evan. Who's that a massage parlor? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I met, well, an illegal massage parlor. And did you

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Speaker 1: guys know just a quick stat for you, So in

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Speaker 1: New York City, massage parlors illegal ones outnumbered Starbucks two

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Speaker 1: to one. Wow. Yeah, I don't doubt it. That is insane,

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Speaker 1: but there was. So there's like a huge problem with

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Speaker 1: that obviously either Yeah, one they're illegal, and two you

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00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 1: know a lot of the girls who work there are

586
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Speaker 1: probably being trafficked. So it's like not the Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: is sad. Yeah, it's quite sad, but overall the number

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Speaker 1: is coming down, which is good, so good news good.

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Speaker 1: If they made it illegal, wouldn't that kind of like

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Speaker 1: take away from in Australia they are legal, and did

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Speaker 1: they have the same kind of think. I don't think

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Speaker 1: they have the problems. No. No, And then it's just like, hey,

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Speaker 1: if you want to go do that, go ahead. The

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Speaker 1: people that are working there, no, their taxed. Yeah, they

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Speaker 1: know that they do it, so they keep track of

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Speaker 1: it easier. Yeah, it's kind of like making you know,

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Speaker 1: when they're making marijuana legal in certain states, it's like

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Speaker 1: it's actually helped out a lot with economy and everything else.

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Speaker 1: So I remember when I faxing when I first like

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Speaker 1: came over to the States. I think I've been to

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Speaker 1: a massage pilot, but it was by accident and a

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Speaker 1: legal one because I tried to, like I just said

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Speaker 1: I had really bad shin splints after playing a lot

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Speaker 1: of basketball, and I thought I was just gonna go

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Speaker 1: like get a normal massage. And then I'm there and

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Speaker 1: she's like, okay, take your clothes off. I was like okay,

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Speaker 1: so like I left my pants on though, like in shorts,

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Speaker 1: and she's like no, no, take everything off, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, it's weird. That's what happens when you go

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Speaker 1: into a place that has a neon sign that says

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Speaker 1: massage in the morning. You're about to lose a job. Lady.

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Speaker 1: That's hot. It means the ion N has come to

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Speaker 1: an in for day. But don't worry. Put it again

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Speaker 1: at the same time tomorrow, lose yoke job, about to

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Speaker 1: lose yoke job, about to lose yoke job. And that

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Speaker 1: was the inn the Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news, they report the news. Tune in

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Speaker 1: tomorrow same time for another hardening report from the i

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Speaker 1: n N. Remember you can follow us all on social

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Speaker 1: media at the Jewels Show, all of us individually. I'm

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Speaker 1: at Jewel Fresh on the radio and the Jewil Show

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Speaker 1: on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame today mornings. That's one. Hello, Hi, um,

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Speaker 1: this is Pete Eakins calling from core prit HR. I

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Speaker 1: was looking for Byron. Oh yeah, um yeah yeah listen,

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Speaker 1: Hi Byron. How are you am I interrupting anything? No,

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Speaker 1: just working, you know I'm working. What can I do

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Speaker 1: for you? You said? You go on from HR yep

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Speaker 1: calling from corporate HR. I don't think we've ever actually met,

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Speaker 1: but I do need to discuss a few things with

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Speaker 1: you and just want to check one more time. I'm

631
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 1: not interrupting anything, am I. You know, just my standard

632
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 1: day to day work stuff and what would that be,

633
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 1: you know, just a lot of well, laptop stuff, correspondence emails,

634
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 1: things like that. Sorry what, Oh, I'm sorry I sneezed.

635
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 1: No I didn't, I said bull So what do you

636
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 1: mean by that? Um? What I mean by that is

637
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 1: we've been tracking your work because you've been working remotely,

638
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 1: and I'm calling you to let you know that we

639
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 1: know everything you've been doing while you've been working at

640
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: home because we can see you. What do you What

641
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 1: do you mean by that? I need I need more specimic.

642
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 1: What I mean by that is during company time and

643
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 1: work hours, we're watching and all we're seeing is you

644
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 1: playing call of duty. You're getting pretty good at that,

645
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 1: but you're not being very productive with your work, are you?

646
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,960
Speaker 1: What do you mean that's all you're seeing? How are

647
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 1: you even seeing that? Yeah? Okay, because you know your

648
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 1: your computer that you're not doing any work on. No,

649
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 1: my computer that I do work on. What about it? Okay,

650
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 1: we do both know you're not working. But that computer

651
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:35,239
Speaker 1: has a camera on it, doesn't it. Have you been

652
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 1: watching me to the camera. Well, my job as part

653
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: of corporate HR is to make sure that our employees

654
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 1: are adhering to guidelines, and I think one of the

655
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 1: guidelines is while you're on the clock, you should be

656
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 1: working and not trying to win some sort of made

657
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 1: up war and call of duty. I think it's illegal

658
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 1: for you guys to hack into my camera and watch me. Well,

659
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 1: it's in the fine print and you sign when you

660
00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 1: got a job here. I can go on your computer

661
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: anytime and see where you're doing. That is a work

662
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 1: provided computer, and that is a work provided camera on

663
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: that computer. And I've seen other things that you've been

664
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 1: doing on work hours too that I definitely do not

665
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:14,439
Speaker 1: find appropriate. Wait, what are you talking about? What things?

666
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 1: I think we both know exactly what things I've seen,

667
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 1: And let me tell you not very impressive, even less

668
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:25,279
Speaker 1: impressive than the work you're getting done. What. Yeah, I'll

669
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,839
Speaker 1: just say you're getting a tiny amount of work done,

670
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,799
Speaker 1: But there's something else about you that's even tinier, if

671
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Do you know what the

672
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 1: next thing's gonna happen. As soon as you get off

673
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 1: his phone, I'm gonna start calling a lawyer because what

674
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 1: you're doing is illegal. Choose company for everything it's worth. Okay,

675
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:42,400
Speaker 1: well you do that, but we just went bankrupt today.

676
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 1: So what were you talking about. Yeah, we went bankrupt today.

677
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 1: So I'm also calling all the employees to let them

678
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 1: know that I'm sorry there's no job for you because

679
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,840
Speaker 1: we can't pay you anymore. And I was watching you

680
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 1: on the camera. I just want to give you a

681
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 1: hard time about that. But company's bankrupt and you can

682
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 1: keep the computer. I promise I will log in on

683
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 1: the camera and watch anymore. I can't make any promises.

684
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 1: I might log in once in a while. What the

685
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 1: is going on? Well, what's what's going on is that

686
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 1: this is actually a phone prank. This is Jewel from

687
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and

688
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 1: your roommate. Blair set you up, okay, he said, he said,

689
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,839
Speaker 1: you're working remotely and you barely do anything but play

690
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: video games, so he wanted me to mess with you.

691
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,880
Speaker 1: I started to get when you started talking about the

692
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 1: tiny stuff. Oh no, we both know that part's true.

693
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:35,240
Speaker 1: Come on, wake up every morning. With Jebil phone pranks

694
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show on demand. It's time Floor of the

695
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,879
Speaker 1: Roses only on The Jewbil Show. If we needed any

696
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:46,759
Speaker 1: more proof that you should never take a date to

697
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:50,240
Speaker 1: a restaurant, never, no matter how long you've been together,

698
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 1: a year, you're married, no matter what, because restaurants hotbeds

699
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,800
Speaker 1: for cheaters. Oh really, Yes, it's time for War of

700
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 1: the Roses to catch a cheater. And Colby's on the

701
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 1: phone right now and he thinks that his girlfriend might

702
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 1: be cheating on him because of a recent experience at

703
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 1: a restaurant. That's why I say that, So be careful. Yeah,

704
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 1: don't take care significant other to a restaurant. They sure cheat,

705
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 1: That's what I've heard called me. What's up? Hey, guys,

706
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,320
Speaker 1: not much, thanks for having me on. Yeah, thanks for

707
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 1: your email. So you said that you think your girlfriend

708
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: is cheating on you because of something that happened at

709
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:26,800
Speaker 1: a restaurant recently. Yeah, So we went out to a restaurant.

710
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 1: I guess I won't play the name of it, but

711
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 1: when we were there, she had like this really flirty

712
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 1: interaction back and forth with one of the waiters that

713
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:42,800
Speaker 1: was there in front of you. Yeah. Yeah, that's a

714
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,319
Speaker 1: weird move. Yeah. Is that something she does all the time.

715
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,880
Speaker 1: She has like a really outgoing personality, definitely, but this

716
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 1: time felt kind of different, like she was definitely flirting okay,

717
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 1: really okay, And was the other guy like picking up

718
00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 1: when she was putting down. Oh yeah, definitely flirty chemistry there. Okay.

719
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 1: Do you think it was like somebody that she knew

720
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 1: that she never told you about, or someone from her past.

721
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 1: I think so because at the end of the night,

722
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 1: I went to use the bathroom and then when I

723
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 1: was on my way back, they were talking, and you know,

724
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 1: when they parted ways or whatever, he said like, hey,

725
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 1: text me sometime. And I don't think either of them

726
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 1: knew that I was in ear shot. So when you

727
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 1: were coming back and they were talking, did you wait

728
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:28,800
Speaker 1: to see if you can catch them talking? Like crouch

729
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 1: behind the books, like stay back there like a private investigator.

730
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 1: I mean, no, I wasn't hiding or anything, but I was.

731
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,240
Speaker 1: I was just on the way back to the table

732
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 1: and they were talking, and I don't know if they

733
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:44,799
Speaker 1: necessarily noticed people. I mean, they were definitely wrapping up

734
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,840
Speaker 1: the conversation before I yeah, or I came back to

735
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 1: the table, There was definitely that. Did you ask her

736
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 1: about it at all? Like that? I mean, that's disrespectful

737
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 1: to your relationship to be flirting in front of you

738
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 1: and then obviously talking about texting somebody later. Did you

739
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:00,320
Speaker 1: ask her about it? Yeah? I asked her if that

740
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,279
Speaker 1: was like somebody that she knew before. She said that

741
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,880
Speaker 1: they were just chatting and having fun and that it

742
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:09,359
Speaker 1: wasn't flirting. Yeah, but I don't know. Maybe I'm being

743
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:12,840
Speaker 1: crazy about it, but I don't know. I wanted to.

744
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:15,800
Speaker 1: I wanted to email you guys you thought, Yeah, I

745
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: don't think you're being crazy about it at all. Did

746
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:23,799
Speaker 1: you ask her specifically about him saying text me later? Well? Yeah,

747
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 1: I asked her about about it, and she said, well, yeah,

748
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 1: he gave me his number, but she was just kind

749
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,800
Speaker 1: of like, you know, growth I'm not going to do that.

750
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 1: God fuming I would too, Yeah, because I mean the

751
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 1: fact that she's flirting with him and then all of

752
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 1: a sudden when she finds out that you heard him

753
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 1: say text me, She's like, but yeah, gross, Like, guys

754
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:44,440
Speaker 1: are just so that always just walking up and like

755
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,760
Speaker 1: throwing their number at me, And I'm like, I'm tahan

756
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 1: with called me he shouldn't know that? Is that what

757
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 1: it was? Like? Well, I mean kind of, but she

758
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 1: she played it off pretty well. Okay, I have one

759
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 1: question real quick. So did you when you found out

760
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:02,360
Speaker 1: that he gave his number, did you go back and

761
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 1: confront him? No? I didn't. Okay, not much of a fighter, No,

762
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 1: definitely not. I mean I emailed you guys right away. Okay. Cool.

763
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 1: So did you think of a way that we can

764
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 1: set her up to catch her? Yes? So we have

765
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 1: a spawn date planned for next week, and we've actually

766
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 1: gone to this place a handful of times, okay, for

767
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:29,840
Speaker 1: the last year. So I think that like if you

768
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 1: were to call her and say something like we're offering

769
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:36,880
Speaker 1: a promotion or something, she'd totally believe that, Okay, And

770
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,760
Speaker 1: get her to see if maybe it's like a couple's massage,

771
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 1: and see if she'll say somebody else's name than yours.

772
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 1: What's the place called? All right? Okay? All right, Well

773
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,719
Speaker 1: Alex will pretend to call from that spot and see

774
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 1: if we can catch her cheating. But it definitely sounds

775
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:57,359
Speaker 1: shady to me. She sounds terrible. Yeah, all right, thanks guys,

776
00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 1: all right, we'll play a song come back and then

777
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 1: see if we can catch Colby's girlfriend cheating. Right after this,

778
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 1: it's a jewel show the middle of War of the

779
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,799
Speaker 1: Roses to catch a cheater. Colby is on the phone,

780
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 1: and Colby thinks that his girlfriend of a year might

781
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 1: be cheating on him because recently they were at a

782
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 1: restaurant she was very flirty in front of him with

783
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 1: a waiter. Sucks. He went to the bathroom and came

784
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:20,800
Speaker 1: back and overheard the waiters being like, hey, baby, shoot

785
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 1: me a text message later. Is that the way he

786
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:28,399
Speaker 1: said at Colby, Yep, that's exactly He's doing finger guns

787
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 1: and buying his lower lip. Text me later, baby. Well, anyway,

788
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:34,279
Speaker 1: Colby confronted his girlfriend about it, and then she tried

789
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:36,360
Speaker 1: to backtrack and was like, no, gross, Like he just

790
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 1: gave me his number. I'd never do that and never

791
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 1: cheat on you. Colby is not convinced. So we're about

792
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 1: to pretend to be from a spa that they have

793
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:45,760
Speaker 1: gone to a bunch of times and have something else booked.

794
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 1: Alex is going to call and say that she's from

795
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:50,320
Speaker 1: the spa with a special discount offer some kind of

796
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 1: lover's romantic couple's massage and see who she wants to

797
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 1: go with, and if she says Colby's name, she might

798
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,319
Speaker 1: still be cheating. But she said Colby, so at least

799
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 1: you're number one on her rotation. And if she says

800
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 1: someone else's name, then we can ask her about it.

801
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 1: All right, Kobe, you ready to go? Let's do it.

802
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dollar number, and then Alex is going to

803
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:23,319
Speaker 1: call it. What's her name? Robin? Robin? Robin? Hello? Hey?

804
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:26,840
Speaker 1: Is this Robin? Yeah? Who says? Hi? This is Alexis.

805
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: I'm calling from SPA. How are you? I'm good? How

806
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:35,840
Speaker 1: are you? I'm good? Our appointment isn't fort like another week? Right? Oh? Yeah, no,

807
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 1: you're good on your appointment. I was actually just reaching

808
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 1: out to some of our current clients and guests and

809
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,360
Speaker 1: I wanted to tell you about an offer we have

810
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:46,839
Speaker 1: available right now. Oh that's really nice, but I'm all good.

811
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 1: I can't really afford to spend any more on packages,

812
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 1: but thank you anyway, I understand. Well, let me let

813
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 1: me just give you some of the details and then

814
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:55,799
Speaker 1: you can make a decision, because it's like a really

815
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 1: good offer and I don't want you to miss out here.

816
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:02,359
Speaker 1: It is. It's called the romance package which it comes

817
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 1: with a two hour couple's massage, a manicure and petticure,

818
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 1: and facials for each of you. Now, normally the rate

819
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: for this package is two fifty, but we're offering it

820
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 1: as a one time only rate of one hundred dollars.

821
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,840
Speaker 1: All I need from you is a yes today and

822
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 1: then we can work out like payment information later, because

823
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 1: I know you have another appointment coming up soon. I mean,

824
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 1: I think, well, let's just do it, like, let's just

825
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 1: get it in the you know, in the books of

826
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:29,400
Speaker 1: the otherwise I'll just forget about it. Okay, perfect, So

827
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 1: we do send out an invite to the guest as well.

828
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:33,800
Speaker 1: So do you have the person that you want to

829
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 1: bring in mind to a spot? Yeah? Jared Jared? Okay?

830
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 1: Is Jared your boyfriend or husband? Just want to put

831
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 1: it in my notes. Yeah, he's just this guy that

832
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:49,920
Speaker 1: I started seeing, but you know, maybe a future boyfriend. Oh,

833
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 1: I got cho Okay, Well I'll put Jared's name down.

834
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:55,000
Speaker 1: It's weird because I was really expecting you to put

835
00:42:55,080 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 1: Colby's name down, not Jared. Yeah, so was I wait?

836
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 1: What who is this? Hey, Robin? How are you? This

837
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,359
Speaker 1: is Jewel and alex and English seven from The Jewel Show.

838
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 1: Oh my god, like what Yep, it's The Jewel Show.

839
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,839
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. And on the phone is your

840
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:20,439
Speaker 1: boyfriend Colby. Wait what Yeah it is Jared. Who wait

841
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:24,320
Speaker 1: you guys are you're calling me up to Yes, we

842
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,400
Speaker 1: are going on. I'll tell you what's going on. We

843
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 1: do a segment on our show called War of the

844
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:31,320
Speaker 1: Roses to catch a cheater, and Colby suspected that you

845
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 1: might be cheating on him, and so we love you. Laugh.

846
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 1: I'm laughing because it takes one to know one, doesn't it. Colby?

847
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 1: What does that mean I supposed to name? Yeah, Colby?

848
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 1: You know you have a reputation. Like literally, I'm when

849
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,840
Speaker 1: I meet people in the world, they're like, oh yeah, Colby,

850
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,759
Speaker 1: that guy is like chasing down everything that walks. I mean,

851
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 1: and I'm just done with it. I've just been I've

852
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 1: just been so fed up. I just I feel justified.

853
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:04,840
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Colobe, I feel justified. Well that was a

854
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 1: loss going on. Yeah, I don't even know what you're

855
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:12,400
Speaker 1: talking about. It's about you doing some preemptive strike because

856
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 1: you know you're a cheater and you do it all

857
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 1: the time in your life, literally every weekend with your guys.

858
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 1: I'm just like soaked up with it. Why don't you

859
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 1: just leave him? Then? Yeah, that's exactly what I was

860
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 1: gonna do. But first, you know what revenge? There you go?

861
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 1: How does it feel so you went out with this

862
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 1: Jared guy because you think that I'm cheating on you?

863
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:37,239
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I don't think I don't. I don't

864
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,360
Speaker 1: think you're cheating on me. I don't think you're cheating

865
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 1: on me. I know you've been cheating on me multiple times.

866
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,839
Speaker 1: You know it too, So don't act like such a joke,

867
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 1: is what she's saying. True, Colby, have you been cheating

868
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:54,799
Speaker 1: on her? I mean no, But is this Jared guy

869
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 1: that is freaking waiter for the other night? Hello? Yeah,

870
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 1: I do that on purpose. You would know how it feels.

871
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 1: Oh my god, every time we're out anywhere, when we

872
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: go to grocery store, it doesn't matter. You're like, it's disgusting.

873
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 1: And I wanted you to see what that was like.

874
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 1: What would like for you? Colby? What was it like?

875
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:15,719
Speaker 1: I'm not cheating on you. I have not cheated on you.

876
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 1: I don't know what to think. He's a liar, and

877
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,360
Speaker 1: you're such a bad liar. Okay, So which one are

878
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 1: you is cheating? Which one are you is cheating? Yeah?

879
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: I am? I am, and I'm doing it because he's

880
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,320
Speaker 1: doing it and I thought he needed to take of

881
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 1: his own medicine. Okay, so we know we know Robin

882
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 1: cheating Colby? Are you cheating Colby? All right? Fine, I

883
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 1: did one time. Jesus, Oh my god, crazy relationship mane.

884
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 1: I'm telling you exactly, and that's why it's over. So

885
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 1: can I go now? Yeah? I think faulty you can,

886
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:53,840
Speaker 1: so good luck to you. I think we're going to

887
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 1: be much happier. Yeah, I think so. Pretty pretty toxic

888
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:02,439
Speaker 1: guys in cold. Next time you accuse somebody of cheating,

889
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 1: maybe don't be cheating yourself. Yeah, Like I feel like

890
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 1: I've been cheated on now, Well, you know exactly how

891
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:10,920
Speaker 1: I thought it would. I didn't go how any of

892
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 1: us thought it would. Yeah, you kind of left that

893
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 1: detail out, yeah in the email. Yep. Okay from so

894
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 1: next time you want to do this, if you want

895
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 1: to do this again with us, please tell us if

896
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 1: you're cheating beforehand. Appreciate it. So good luck in the future,

897
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:28,239
Speaker 1: I guess all right, thanks, thanks guys. Yep, all right,

898
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 1: I'm taking bets right now. Are they getting back together

899
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 1: by the end of the day. Probably, yeah, yeah, they will.

900
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 1: They've probably done this so many times. The Jewils shows

901
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 1: were of the roses. The Jewils Show on demand Jebils

902
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 1: dirty little Secret. I'm gonna tell you the name of

903
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 1: the person that's on the phone to tell us a

904
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,360
Speaker 1: dirty little secret right now, and us see if you

905
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 1: guys can guess what I need to do. Okay, okay,

906
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 1: remember it's dirty little secret text in four one O

907
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 1: six one. If you have a dirty little secret, we'll

908
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:58,879
Speaker 1: let you tell it on the show. And we keep

909
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 1: everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what your name is.

910
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 1: That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname, so nobody

911
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:05,840
Speaker 1: knows who you actually are when you tell us a

912
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 1: dirty little secret. So the name of the person on

913
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 1: the phone right now to tell us something is peeing

914
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:13,359
Speaker 1: your pants? You need to pee? I need to pee?

915
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:15,719
Speaker 1: Paying your pants is on the phone? What's up paying

916
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 1: your pants? How are you? I guess I need to pee.

917
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 1: I'm doing good. Otherwise, I'd like to tell you that

918
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:26,279
Speaker 1: you cause a lot of trouble for jubil a lot,

919
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 1: he peas every five minutes. Maybe your name should have

920
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,919
Speaker 1: been weak bladder, but I do have to be really

921
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 1: bad anyway, I'll hang out and clench my teeth while

922
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:36,880
Speaker 1: you tell us your dirty little secrets. So what's your

923
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:42,760
Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Paying your pants while I'm not currently

924
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 1: peeing my pants? My dirty little secret is, well, it's

925
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 1: kind of close. It's kind of close to that. So

926
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 1: maybe you're a psychic, um so, and I know it's

927
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 1: probably exceptionally dirty. Now, I'm a house cleaner, so I

928
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 1: can make my own hours, and I work with my

929
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 1: headphones on and my dirty my dirty little secret. Okay, basically,

930
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 1: you know, I have some clients who are real jerks.

931
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:08,400
Speaker 1: They're real a holes, right, I don't know what I

932
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 1: can say on air, um, and they don't deserve bleach,

933
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 1: they don't deserve my good cleaner. So I will do

934
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 1: the job. I'll turn on my music and I just

935
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:22,800
Speaker 1: use a dirty cloth or a sock from their laundry

936
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 1: or whatever I've got, because at this point, I figure,

937
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 1: you know, I'm still gonna like, you know, all dust,

938
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 1: I'm still gonna do my job, but I'm not gonna

939
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:35,400
Speaker 1: like clean, clean, clean, you like dust their house withood,

940
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 1: You like dust their house with their dirty underwear. Well,

941
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 1: not like dirty underwear, They're not like peeing their pants

942
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 1: like me, but like, yeah, like what's playing on the

943
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 1: top of their hamper, I'll use that to like do

944
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 1: the top of their lamps and the top of their

945
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:51,719
Speaker 1: feel of it. Wow, Okay, you really must have their

946
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:54,879
Speaker 1: negative energy on my stuff. Your karma will do each job,

947
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 1: all right. Okay, so you clean their house, but you

948
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 1: don't use cleaner on some things like actual to clean

949
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 1: like the toilet. Right, I just clean, but I don't

950
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 1: use clean nerve. Just wipe down it looks like but

951
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:09,920
Speaker 1: there's there's still a bunch of Germans on it, right, Oh?

952
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 1: Can I figure if they're just high and mighty, they'll

953
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,800
Speaker 1: know the difference. They never have, I'll be totally honest.

954
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 1: So I obviously live with my grandma, and when my

955
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,439
Speaker 1: mom comes to visit from over in England, I pretty

956
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,280
Speaker 1: much do the same thing because I don't like cleaning

957
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 1: so much. I'll just grab a towel and stop dusting.

958
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 1: You don't fake wipe it down, but you don't wipe

959
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,319
Speaker 1: it down with your dirty clothes. No, I've never done

960
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 1: that someone I love. I don't love these people, you

961
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:32,320
Speaker 1: know what I mean, they're just like paying me. And

962
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 1: some people treat me really rude, like they'll ask me

963
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:36,799
Speaker 1: to show cleavage or be really word what the hell?

964
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 1: And no. Yeah, so they're getting dirty socked us treatment

965
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:47,239
Speaker 1: for sure. And to save money. I mean, like I

966
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,239
Speaker 1: won't steal big stuff, but I will take tampons things

967
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:55,360
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah they are expensive. Yeah, those things are expensive.

968
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 1: And why not you know they're just laying there. Yeah,

969
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 1: boxes and boxes and stuff. So I'll take one, one

970
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:13,319
Speaker 1: box or one tampon pens. Okay, nice to your housekeeper. Well,

971
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,279
Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Now

972
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:18,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go pee my pants. No problem, guys, what's

973
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:26,279
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Did Jebel show on demand? Hey? Abby? Yeah, yeah,

974
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:29,399
Speaker 1: I'm here. Yeah, you've been there for a while. We've

975
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,400
Speaker 1: had you on hold for quite a while, haven't we.

976
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 1: Sixteen minutes, sixteen minutes and twenty two seconds. But who's counting? Then? Well, Abby,

977
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:48,799
Speaker 1: guess what? Ye, it's way past time to beat You've

978
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 1: already won the game, like twenty four hours and sixteen

979
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 1: minutes late. But all right, you're the best, the only

980
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 1: American game show with an English guy answering trivia that

981
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:03,920
Speaker 1: has a weird German dancy intro that will take sixteen

982
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:06,719
Speaker 1: minutes of your day up because they just kind of

983
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,759
Speaker 1: like they forgot about you anyway, And here we go.

984
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 1: We're sendings having out of the studio. The game is

985
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 1: played like this. You have thirty seconds answer as many

986
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:16,359
Speaker 1: questions as possible. If you don't know when, just say

987
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:17,880
Speaker 1: passed in here to beat the English evan out right

988
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 1: to win? Okay, all right, got it, all right, Abby,

989
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:26,680
Speaker 1: here we go. So this addition is flang words. Slang

990
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 1: words slang word addition. Everything needs to be answered as

991
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:32,880
Speaker 1: a slang word. Okay, okay, we go, all right, here

992
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,359
Speaker 1: we go, your time start. Snap. This word is used

993
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 1: as an explanation of excitement when you throw something. Calabunga.

994
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 1: This is a word that describes drama or something shady

995
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 1: that's going down. Shade. This word can mean chill night

996
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:52,280
Speaker 1: at home or staying quiet about something you like. Netflix

997
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 1: and chill. This is another way of saying that someone

998
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:58,840
Speaker 1: is over the top. Extra. This word is considered a

999
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 1: compliment about how one point and perfect someone's body is. Gucci,

1000
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 1: I don't know It was a good answer. That was

1001
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 1: a groovy line of questioning. Is that slaying thing? It's

1002
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 1: probably not all right? Things is coming back in studio.

1003
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:22,480
Speaker 1: Bad millennial, it's hard popular slang word edition. That's what

1004
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:25,120
Speaker 1: we're doing slang words. Okay, and you said you're a

1005
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 1: bad millennial. But what other kinds do you have an

1006
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 1: interesting fun fact about you that you would like the

1007
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:35,359
Speaker 1: world to know? Oh? Yeah, um, I am in love

1008
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:38,319
Speaker 1: with my best friends and she was afraid to tell her.

1009
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:42,360
Speaker 1: I know, because I'm married to a guy. What what

1010
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 1: what you for? Dirty little secret'? Okay, it's okay, you're

1011
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 1: on the wrong segment. Um, I know, we also do

1012
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 1: a dirty little secret with you hear in a little bit.

1013
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:02,239
Speaker 1: I'm sure, all right, And you know this isn't anonymous

1014
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 1: right this game? I know? Okay, all right, we'll find

1015
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 1: out more about that. Oh coming up? All right? Or seven?

1016
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:15,480
Speaker 1: Here we go? Ye, your time starts now. This word

1017
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 1: is used as an explanation of excitement when you throw something.

1018
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:21,920
Speaker 1: This is a word that describes drama or something shady

1019
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:25,239
Speaker 1: that's going down. This word can mean a chill night

1020
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:28,320
Speaker 1: at home. Chill. This is another way of saying that

1021
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 1: someone is over the top extra. This word is considered

1022
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 1: a compliment about how on point and perfect someone's body

1023
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:41,239
Speaker 1: is fit. Can I speak to your manager, Karen? Yeah,

1024
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:44,320
Speaker 1: what a way to finish up your line of questions.

1025
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 1: I know, well that's a good question. All right, let's

1026
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:49,719
Speaker 1: see how you guys did it and send it on

1027
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:54,239
Speaker 1: over to the scoreboard with our executive producer, Fun Fun

1028
00:53:54,680 --> 00:54:01,560
Speaker 1: Fun Brad. All right, Abby, you hailed it with one. No,

1029
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 1: he's a good job. You got one one extra. I

1030
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:11,839
Speaker 1: know the right answer. Evan got three yes, wow, yes, thing.

1031
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, it's because he has a

1032
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 1: really young girlfriend who's still in college, so he keeps

1033
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:21,479
Speaker 1: up by her down with the kids. Don't fill to that, Abby,

1034
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 1: all right, let's go over here. I'm thirty five, so yeah.

1035
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 1: In English, seventh is younger is young. He's in his

1036
00:54:29,719 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 1: twenty twenty seven, twenty seven, twenty seven dates a twenty.

1037
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:41,960
Speaker 1: I would like to say that recently his virginity Tuesday, Tuesday, yesterday. Yeah, exactly,

1038
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:44,920
Speaker 1: it's not true. Believe that's got a young mind. Anyway,

1039
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 1: let's go over the answers. Really, this word disease as

1040
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 1: an explanation of excitement when you throw something that's actually

1041
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,760
Speaker 1: how my son doesn't. This is the word that describes

1042
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 1: drama or something shady that's going down, sus Oh. This

1043
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:01,919
Speaker 1: word can mean chill night at home or staying quiet

1044
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Speaker 1: about something you like. Low key. This is another way

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Speaker 1: of saying that someone is over the top. Extra. This

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Speaker 1: word is considered a compliment about how on point and

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Speaker 1: perfect someone's body is snatched? Can I speak to your manager, Karahead? So?

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Speaker 1: I mean, good job, Evan, you won today. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for a while. Sorry, I mean, don't feel too bad though,

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Speaker 1: like this one. It's just because it's all friend. It's

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Speaker 1: because I was raised by the streets, and I know

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't know that either, really well the streets. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like that you call your parents that country club

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Speaker 1: membership at all. I don't know how that's got my

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Speaker 1: country club membership. But yeah, all right, thank you for

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Speaker 1: playing and for doing so. I'm going to send you

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Speaker 1: some Jewel Show swag. So hang on the line. I'll

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Speaker 1: get your infoe. Thank you, thank you, all right. Remember

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Speaker 1: we play Beat the Bread every single Tuesday and Thursday

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Speaker 1: at this time, so tune in next time when we

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Speaker 1: Beat the Bread. The Jewel Show on Demand