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Speaker 1: We'll come back to another episode of Alchemy. There go

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Speaker 1: to nineteen edition. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Yes, that

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Speaker 1: Kevin Bob that I'm about as happy and to relieve

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Speaker 1: as I've ever been about anything and you, But I digress.

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Speaker 1: Let's meet shall an o partickle order, Hey goes James Hay,

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Speaker 1: Johnny Pickle, Jim. When Fauci said the vaccine is solid

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Speaker 1: and safe, are you getting yourself one? Absolutely? I don't

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Speaker 1: even need it to be I would take it just

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Speaker 1: for the team. I think that it's I mean, I've

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Speaker 1: done nothing for the country. I think it's the one

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Speaker 1: goddamn thing I can do to make like a difference.

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Speaker 1: I'll take the vaccine that's on your permanent record and

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Speaker 1: our video recorded. Please welcome back. When us a wraggling friend, veniche, Yes,

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Speaker 1: was there a particular moment from your last cross country

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Speaker 1: drive you care to share? Well? Uh, there was ping

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Speaker 1: and bottled, there was beautiful mountains, majesty. Uh, there was

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Speaker 1: strange hair on floors, and um not not any pop

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Speaker 1: rocks and the convenience stores. Huh. That last one is

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Speaker 1: the only shocking one I know. We told Oliver at

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Speaker 1: a gas station and we were like, I'm sure we'll

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Speaker 1: find pop rocks because they, to him are very you know,

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Speaker 1: those are the holy grail. It's so exciting. And no

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Speaker 1: pop rocks. So I don't think that was what you

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Speaker 1: or anyone was interested in here here looking for, but

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Speaker 1: that's what came out. It was Oliver's takeaway from the

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Speaker 1: entire trip. Yeah, this country sucks. He correct, continue, he

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Speaker 1: there's a tool saying. He told the Yes, I know

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Speaker 1: you're they're proud now. But when you were a weed lad,

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Speaker 1: did the folks share their hopes of what profession you

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Speaker 1: might pursue? H? Yeah, definitely. I was the one annointed

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Speaker 1: with business. It was just just in general business. Sister physician,

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Speaker 1: sister lawyer, me business uh CEO owner. Um. That was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: you want to own a business, you don't work for nobody.

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Speaker 1: And then my first job, I worked with the governments.

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Speaker 1: You did, in fact work for nobody. Now Here's Kraigkowski kao.

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Speaker 1: Any memorable moment from a camping trip. A camping trip.

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Speaker 1: I don't camp, never camp. I don't want to camp.

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Speaker 1: I like beds, I don't don't like the woods, don't

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Speaker 1: like animals again, like sleeping in a bed, never sounded

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Speaker 1: so Jewish in your life. Is that all real? Totally real?

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Speaker 1: I love that. I'm oh my god. Yes. Did you

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Speaker 1: never care until you went to my bachelor party? Did you? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And it was horrible, dude, all of us had rash.

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Speaker 1: One of your groomsmen is still missing, and he's not missing,

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Speaker 1: he's just in a cavern, uh, facing the corner. And last,

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Speaker 1: but supersize you if you think, at least it's Joey Greer.

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Speaker 1: Carla Jean, what was your first professional job as a

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Speaker 1: performer of comedy? My first, My first paid gig was

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Speaker 1: twenty dollars at a holiday in sweets ballroom, which wasn't

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Speaker 1: a ballroom. It was just like it was like an

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Speaker 1: makeshifts stage in there and there was maybe ten people. Maybe, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that can't happen. Just stand up comedy. You to an

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Speaker 1: hour and a half away for you were doing the

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Speaker 1: ventriloquist bit back then, and your dummy was an actual person,

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Speaker 1: as I remember. Yeah, I uh, I actually got acquitted

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Speaker 1: from that. I did have to cut in the back

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Speaker 1: and the move some organs to get to his jaw,

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Speaker 1: but the court. The court ruled that it was not

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Speaker 1: get inside me, and you did. All right, let's do

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Speaker 1: That's your name here. Seen one is in fact from

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Speaker 1: listener Aaron, who wrote, Hi, Kevin and everyone. I've really

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Speaker 1: been enjoyed the pandemic episodes of the show. The guests

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Speaker 1: Alchemists have been phenomenal, although it was great to hear

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Speaker 1: Vanessa's voice again recently too. I am also right I

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Speaker 1: might have gone back and picked the ones that had

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Speaker 1: your name in them. Um. I'm also realizing, but I

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Speaker 1: realizing that I love it when Craig picks up on

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Speaker 1: every time a fellow alchemist stumbles over a word. Or misspeaks.

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Speaker 1: Then Craig repeats it deadpan and exploits it for laughs.

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Speaker 1: He's like laser beam with that stuff, and I can't

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Speaker 1: get enough. My scene suggested. I think that's a compliment. Correct.

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Speaker 1: My scene suggesting is something that I am tragically hilariously

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Speaker 1: watching play out in real life with my family member.

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Speaker 1: Comedy is tragedy, right. A lonely grandmother gets engaged to

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Speaker 1: an online scammer and begins planning the wedding. Have fun. Aaron, Uh,

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Speaker 1: control all seven? Is that right? How do I D? Seven? Okay? Computer, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm computing, but how do I? Um? I can't

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Speaker 1: open this window? Computer open? Window? Computer? Window open? Do

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Speaker 1: you want Google Safari? Oh my god, you just opened

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Speaker 1: a window in the room. No, that's not what I'm

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Speaker 1: A window on the laptop would be great. Doors open, Jesus, computer, computer?

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Speaker 1: Can you peel le Banana? Blogging into your Gmail? Now? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Um dead? What the hell are you doing on my computer?

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to open I'm communicating with somebody in

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Speaker 1: a foreign country who I think I'm engaged to. No no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no no, You're not supposed to be This is

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Speaker 1: my private bedroom. We what did you touch, Roger? We've

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Speaker 1: been over this. This is your private bedroom, in your

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Speaker 1: your The thing is is there's a door. That door.

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Speaker 1: Once you come past there, this becomes you know, the

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Speaker 1: only place that I have privacy, right right. You told

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Speaker 1: me about the portal. It's just you've got the best

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Speaker 1: WiFi in here, and so in order to act. You

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Speaker 1: know why it's the best WiFi. I do because I'm

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Speaker 1: just plugged into the router. It's plugged into a cable, Dad,

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Speaker 1: That's why it's the best WiFi. You're on the ethernet?

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Speaker 1: Is that what you're telling me? Son, I'm on the ethernet?

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Speaker 1: Now what Let me see what's going on this computer?

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Speaker 1: See what I'm trying to open? This window and the

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Speaker 1: computer we're talking a window that's not a window, Dad?

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Speaker 1: What is that? That's well, I think we've been hacked.

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Speaker 1: We can hacked. Well, it mustn't be in here. You've

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Speaker 1: been hacked on my computer? Okay? Well what love you? No,

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Speaker 1: this is a virus, Dad, Computers don't feel things. Have

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Speaker 1: you seen there? I've seen the ring that yeah? Control

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Speaker 1: all seven? How many days ago did you watch the

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Speaker 1: I mean it's been weeks if not months. I apparently

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Speaker 1: remember it. It's a VHS tape, right, so it doesn't

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Speaker 1: always seven interesting, yeah, control all seven it's not working.

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Speaker 1: much all the computers here at the top of the line. So,

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Speaker 1: I mean, anyone you pick is going to do the

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Speaker 1: with like higher speed Internet, that's what always people think

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Speaker 1: are in the computer themselves. Now that's something you're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to get through Spectrum or you know, Rising whatever, Exfinity,

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Speaker 1: whoever the hell you use. But uh, I know, actually

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Speaker 1: Cox is in uh is in the Nevada area and

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Speaker 1: all that. But uh yeah, you know, so, I mean

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Speaker 1: also if you really want to tinker with it, I

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Speaker 1: say go to the PC. But if you just want

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Speaker 1: some turn on, have fun, sling us long and then

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Speaker 1: you get a MAC. I mean that's what you're looking at.

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Speaker 1: But you know, yeah, so the maximum selves are pretty good,

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Speaker 1: the pretty decent comps, you know what I mean, they

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Speaker 1: do everything you need, your gentlemen, need any help, We're

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Speaker 1: just looking okay, okay, Well around, I'm I'm the local

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Speaker 1: computer experts. You need any suggestions, I give us some help? Yes,

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Speaker 1: excuse me, gentlemen, Ah, yes, I can I help you, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: I well, I'm lonely, okay, and I'm looking at all

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Speaker 1: these machines. I I think I get your meaning. I'm

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Speaker 1: interested in a coupling of of sorts and untraditional coupling.

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Speaker 1: I've had my own fair share of traditional couplings, and

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Speaker 1: I'm interested in an unconditional I like rock music, I

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Speaker 1: like knitting. I like paper cracks. Okay. I I can

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Speaker 1: sell you a PC, ma'am, and that might help you

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Speaker 1: to connect with other people online. But this is this

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Speaker 1: is the sort of thing I was hoping for. You're

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Speaker 1: very good at what you do, aren't you. What is that,

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Speaker 1: as says the teen in the hat. Shoes, Yes exactly.

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Speaker 1: I worked in shoes for a long long time. These

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Speaker 1: are the tens of a cobbler. Don't don't take my

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Speaker 1: shoe off, ma'am. Please. Oh, I'm so sorry. It's darmer.

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Speaker 1: You have really stuck on here, aren't there. Yeah? They are.

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Speaker 1: Actually that feels great what you're doing. But I'm saying

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Speaker 1: is you do me a favorite? Out? Do you a favorite? Okay?

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Speaker 1: How can I help? I'm interested in and I'm alone.

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Speaker 1: I'm alone. I like papercraft. I have no friends. I

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Speaker 1: have been ostracized by most of my family. These things

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Speaker 1: really stuck on you. I need help. I can do things.

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Speaker 1: I can offer you things, but I'm going to need

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Speaker 1: something in return. Yes, just just tell me. I need

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Speaker 1: a machine. I need you, Elon, wake up, Ellen, wake up?

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Speaker 1: Wake up? Yeah? Mom? What what? Something's wrong with the

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Speaker 1: Tesla's AI? All right? Um? Just have the computer fix itself?

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Speaker 1: An no, no, no, that's a problem. That's a problem. Okay.

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Speaker 1: The computer's fixing itself and and and it's rewired in

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Speaker 1: a certain way that I can't fix. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what to do. Who's who's the owner of Tesla? You,

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Speaker 1: Trevor or me? You shareholders? Who owns majority shares of Tesla? You?

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Speaker 1: Trevor Or me? You do you do? Okay? All right,

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Speaker 1: let the computer fix itself and I'll think I'll have

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Speaker 1: a maybe a sausage, egg sausage with cheese now, McMuffin, yeah,

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Speaker 1: McMuffin for McDonald's. Yes, yeah, of course, Trevor. You know

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Speaker 1: me so well, I got you. This is what you do.

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Speaker 1: You're You're all the security I need. All right, you

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Speaker 1: protect me. May I take your order? Welcome to Mickey D's. Hi? Yeah, yeah, sorry,

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Speaker 1: a it's a Teslas. Uh oh, it's one of the

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Speaker 1: electric models. Yeah, plugged in right now. No, it's unplugged

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Speaker 1: Let me guess you want a sausage with cheese? Well,

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Speaker 1: what a sausage add muffin? I don't just flore a

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Speaker 1: sausage with cheese? Uh yes, uh yeah, I would Welcome

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Speaker 1: to McDonald How can I help you? It looks like

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Speaker 1: my tesla just called another McDonald's. I'm sorry, I'm actually

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Speaker 1: Or I just love to know they're yelp rating? Did

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Speaker 1: you want to drink with that? Sir? Yeah? I said, Marian,

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Speaker 1: as a manager, and I had another another situation before

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Speaker 1: another situation. Did it go as well as the last one?

416
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: You know, the last one? I accepted an unexpected a

417
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 1: proposal from a stranger, and um, this time on this one,

418
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 1: I protected. I protected sevent of the people in the building.

419
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 1: And I don't think we could ask for a bigger number.

420
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:45,960
Speaker 1: I failed of them in a pretty pretty major way

421
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 1: and didn't one bother you. I know, your office in

422
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 1: the basements. I was hoping you missed the promotion to

423
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 1: come up tomorrow morning sometime listen, anytime we can please

424
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 1: seventy of our clientele. I think it's a good day.

425
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,439
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'll look aether here for Thrasher's wedding.

426
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 1: Uh uh that you know, kitty pool full of but light.

427
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 1: That's for anybody, obviously grab it. Uh. They should be

428
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 1: cold for a little bit longer, so you know, take advantage.

429
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:20,639
Speaker 1: Um that never said is that your toast? You can

430
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,919
Speaker 1: have it doing my toast? No? Is that your toast?

431
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: You're the fucking best man, aren't you? Yeah? Man, he's

432
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:31,159
Speaker 1: this is his funeral man. So you still gotta make

433
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 1: a speech. So if that's what I'll take it. Did

434
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 1: I say wedding? You said wedding, dude? And I was

435
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 1: like so psyched for a minute because I was like,

436
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 1: I am so glad you're man love again because I

437
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 1: had heard he got his head flown off. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, No,

438
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: I'm so fucked up. I'm so fucked up right now?

439
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Carl. That mean, Carl signed that

440
00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 1: you loved Thrasher and you wanted to marry him. That's

441
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 1: why you said wedding, right, Carl. Yeah, that's what I said.

442
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 1: As I said, I'm stand by it. You love him.

443
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 1: I love him, man, still do I just feel like

444
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 1: you're gonna jump in his uh jump jumping. You're gonna

445
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 1: bury him in some slack and let him tell us

446
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,239
Speaker 1: about his rats are love Jesus, Man, close that hole

447
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 1: up in your throat when you're talking, My God, suck

448
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 1: it up. They're just cigarette in there to hold up. Fuck,

449
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 1: we don't, Well, don't keep smoking. That's a nice bucket.

450
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that. You know what I care about

451
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 1: the guy. You know what I mean? You know, if

452
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 1: you go to best Buy, you they give they have

453
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 1: buckets for like nothing. You can just you can just

454
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 1: throw the buck don't avoid the question. You're gonna show

455
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 1: your love by getting in the bucket. If it proves

456
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 1: you how much I love thusher, I will bury myself

457
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 1: alive with his corption. Yeah, it's it's a new kind

458
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 1: of but yes, then I'll be the first man. If

459
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 1: you're seriously not gonna eat that toast, I'm gonna eat it.

460
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 1: I don't want to get the alright, jeez my god.

461
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 1: Oh you want to bear me first before the party? Yeah? Yeah. Anyways,

462
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 1: these are the uh, the bodies that were found when

463
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 1: I showed up, and uh the bank's been shut down

464
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 1: now for a couple of hours and I guess they're

465
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 1: to reopen tomorrow. Well, it's a new investigation and there's

466
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: a lot of blood on the floor. Jim. Yeah, it's

467
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 1: just to think. You can't let this get on your shoulders.

468
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 1: This is just a job. You look like, what's upsetting you?

469
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 1: For real? All right? I'm glad you asked. It's Carla Jane.

470
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 1: She she's been riding me kind of hard. And I

471
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 1: don't mean in the fun Oh well that's a shame,

472
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 1: because if it was in the fun way, then you

473
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 1: wouldn't be hanging in your head so little unless you

474
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 1: were just tired. How would you know that? Well, I mean,

475
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 1: i'd imagine what you're riding hard and a good way.

476
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 1: What was it? What are you saying? Uh? Well, I'm

477
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 1: saying I know that. What you just saying that it's

478
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 1: it's pretty apparent that you're having problems with your lady.

479
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 1: How is it apparent. Well, you are saying that she's

480
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 1: riding you hard in the wrong way. Yeah, gentleman buck

481
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 1: Porter from the Texas Bureau of Insults in ontendre, I'm

482
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 1: understandably working with you guys in this case. Oh yes,

483
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 1: thank you. We we received a port that there was

484
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:44,280
Speaker 1: some ontendra used during this robbery, so which immediately brings

485
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: us in. Yep. Mostly we handle uh formerly ironic restaurants

486
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 1: just to make sure they have been full compliance with

487
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 1: the new laws. But but if any crime does contain

488
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:00,080
Speaker 1: any sort of atendre double or otherwise, or any but

489
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:03,400
Speaker 1: he's insulted in any way, then you're gonna be working

490
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 1: with me. What was her name, Texas Bureau of Insults

491
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 1: on to I didn't catch your name. My name is

492
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 1: right here on my batter. I'm sorry, guys, she's possibly

493
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 1: a suspect. I would talk to her too much. In fact,

494
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,959
Speaker 1: I don't even know if we used the word suspects.

495
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 1: I did do it, but I think I've been googling.

496
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 1: And I know I'm not an officer, but I was

497
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 1: a manager today and I think I was standing my ground.

498
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 1: Um is what I'm how I'm interpreting it, and it's

499
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 1: unfortunate what happened to our concierge who was a dear friend,

500
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:52,760
Speaker 1: and that that chatty man. But everything else I think

501
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: was stand your ground. And so I think I'm clear

502
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 1: for take off. If you guys don't mind say would

503
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 1: you say clear for takeoff? Man? This is not I

504
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 1: hadn't considered it one, but I think it might be bucked.

505
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 1: Locked me up in your jail? All right, are we

506
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 1: talking about You're talking about a smoothe runaway you that

507
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: concludes your riverwalk tour. Um if I can give you

508
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 1: a coupon to a restaurant, try check out a Alamo cafe.

509
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 1: You can't. Yeah, she ain't gonna be able to take

510
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 1: it her and or too small to grasp. Her hands

511
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 1: are too small to grab a coupon. I is it

512
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 1: water proof? You can slip it under my tongue. No,

513
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 1: it's it's not water proof. Just give it to him.

514
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 1: We'll give her. Yeah, alright, Well, maybe you don't have

515
00:33:56,520 --> 00:34:00,040
Speaker 1: to eat their well kind of restaurant in this of

516
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 1: the new asshole. When you order, they're gonna shred my

517
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 1: ass open and spit down my ass gullet. No, they

518
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 1: just make really good tortillas. You just take a tent

519
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 1: up past tweet past four ten, take the tent up up. Yeah,

520
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,840
Speaker 1: let me tell you this. I ain't gonna go with

521
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:22,800
Speaker 1: many stairs that what do you mean? No, no, no,

522
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 1: it's the highway. So it looks like this fase are

523
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 1: too small. Your feet are too small. Her hands are

524
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:32,280
Speaker 1: too small. My feet are too small to walk. Jack

525
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,880
Speaker 1: wrapped to the eat nor found and his wife had

526
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 1: a ton of hands. If you know what I mean,

527
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: it's an old lives tale. Okay, you calling old motherfucker.

528
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 1: Just I love you. You have to get on the ba.

529
00:34:54,040 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 1: The boats run wallet and don't come enough. I oddly

530
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:16,279
Speaker 1: that has seen too Sin three comes to some who

531
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 1: wrote high kevinet Crew. I'm a neurology resident in Boston,

532
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: and I'm now finding myself going back to older episodes

533
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 1: on my commute because I love the show so much.

534
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 1: I also appreciate the recent guest Jackie and Jacqueline are fantastic.

535
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:38,760
Speaker 1: Scenes suggested newcomer hazing ritual at a monastery all the best. Javier,

536
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:51,319
Speaker 1: excuse me? Can I sit down between you two? I'm

537
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,360
Speaker 1: so sorry? What did you guys actually with some of

538
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 1: the best like throw music or like you know, singing

539
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 1: all this. You can shut up for a second because

540
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 1: I can't hear you. I mean it's I mean, this

541
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 1: music is just so powerful. It's just so powerful. They

542
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 1: don't connect to me, sir, and I esport you out.

543
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 1: This is uh just yeah, okay, so you got you guys,

544
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:21,399
Speaker 1: go back to my throat throat and you can't kick

545
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 1: me out of here. I'm thinking about joining, okay, oh

546
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:31,880
Speaker 1: you hear that. Boys, I don't think they're going to

547
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 1: answer you anything about just think about joining. All right? Well, first,

548
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:43,320
Speaker 1: do a dance for us. Do a dance where you

549
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 1: put dance Yeah, put your fingers in your ears and

550
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 1: do it dance for us? So kay, all right, here

551
00:36:54,800 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 1: we go a little little how was that TikTok? You

552
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 1: can't I didn't agree to have that out there? Then

553
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 1: excuse me? Security guard security where the security guard? The

554
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:24,239
Speaker 1: security guard is gone. Oh sorry, guys, I thought this

555
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 1: was where you wanted space. So I was trying to

556
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 1: give you space, uh browd to guard you monks, crazy fuckers?

557
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 1: You want me in or out? You want this guy

558
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 1: in or out? What are we feeling? And I'm on it? Oh? Oh,

559
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 1: let's go to Vegas. You know what I think. I

560
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 1: don't want to join. I've made an error. Excuse me?

561
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 1: So how was it did you find everything you were

562
00:37:55,680 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: looking for? It was dumb, nobody it was I was.

563
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 1: I was looking for a community of people to hang

564
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 1: out with, and everybody was so so because that wasn't

565
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,959
Speaker 1: good enough for you. You wanted to change of pace. Huh.

566
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,319
Speaker 1: I guess this whole time inside you were thinking yourself. Oh,

567
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,879
Speaker 1: maybe all the life decisions I've made word valid. Maybe

568
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 1: I wasn't on the path that I was supposed to be.

569
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 1: Maybe the person I'm with it's the sound of your voice.

570
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:25,799
Speaker 1: Part of it is the sound of your voice. Yeah,

571
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 1: we have made a decision. It all fucking sucks. That's

572
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 1: not true. That's some of these things aren't vegan friendly,

573
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:37,839
Speaker 1: is the problem? Um, let's see a v next to them.

574
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 1: All these foods prepared in the same place that animals

575
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:46,799
Speaker 1: maybe have lived. What this food prepared in the same

576
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 1: place that animals and maybe have lived. Animals haven't lived

577
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 1: in our kitchen. If that's uh, that's the question. Oh,

578
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you seeing humans aren't animals. Um, we don't

579
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 1: serve humans. But that was answer. Let me just warn

580
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 1: you that you're walking a fine line with my fiance.

581
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:14,240
Speaker 1: She I'm back on now, I'm back on. I I didn't.

582
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:15,800
Speaker 1: I never said. I just said that I needed to

583
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:20,320
Speaker 1: make some life choices before I tied the knot you. Sorry,

584
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 1: I hate but I hate to put in just a

585
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 1: lonely diner over here, but I wanted just for my

586
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 1: two cents. I heard you went to a monastery. You

587
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 1: can't have a fiance there, So I see what that

588
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 1: bitchy girl was saying, because you would seem like you

589
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 1: wanted to abandon your whole life. So I thank you.

590
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 1: At first I thought I hated her. I'm sorry, Tim,

591
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: don't don't. Yeah, you seem so fitchy, but you might

592
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:55,360
Speaker 1: be more. You know, Rea, this is what I'm doing's

593
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: over here? You don't. You said don't talk to Tim

594
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: because you're a part of you to be a month

595
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 1: and then you don't. All right, chicken up, Tony, did

596
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 1: you get an order of what? Yeah? What's uh? Er? What?

597
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 1: Doesn't know what she wanted? Tony, I need an order. Okay,

598
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 1: I'm flooding back here with I just have a few questions. Okay,

599
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,839
Speaker 1: let's steak, let's go. Okay, do we make our food

600
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 1: in a place where animals have lived. What do you

601
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 1: mean animals have lived? And our humans? Animals pasta with butter.

602
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 1: Let's go our humans. Yeah, I mean depends on who. Yes,

603
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 1: we're animals. Of course. What you got? You got my

604
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 1: pasta with butter? Yeah? I got your right? Here take it?

605
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: You got it. Look, it's hard to tell you. A

606
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 1: bar and grill across the street from monastery. Okay, hey,

607
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,399
Speaker 1: you tell me this. Okay, we're almost We can't sell

608
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,720
Speaker 1: any beer. They're they're killing us on the beer sales.

609
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 1: They're killing their beer is incredible. It's so good. I mean,

610
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 1: the hops, the bitters, I mean, it just all plays together.

611
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: I mean it's like a holy symphony in your mouth.

612
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: Too much talking? Is this my pasta with butter? Are

613
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 1: you looking at me? I'm not a waiter, Tim, it

614
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,439
Speaker 1: looks like sucking pasta with butter. You call, you say

615
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 1: I can't talk to her, and now you're talking you

616
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 1: guys for having Oh, back off, you want to be flunking.

617
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: I didn't want to be a monk. I was debating it.

618
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 1: I wanted to make sure before it was too late. Tim,

619
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 1: I think over that monastery, maybe maybe we should just connect.

620
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 1: She's a person. Tim, What is your name? My name? Yes,

621
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 1: your name Jennifer. My name is Jennifer. No, yes, Oh

622
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 1: my god, I was just gonna never had a girlfriend,

623
00:41:55,480 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 1: I mean, no me either, Actually why I had one

624
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 1: once and I loved her. I mean, I like, are

625
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:04,919
Speaker 1: you talking about like a friend who is a girl,

626
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 1: or like relationship? We're in the middle of something. Everybody,

627
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 1: this pasta is really good. Mum. I'm so sorry you

628
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:30,400
Speaker 1: guys were talking about, you know, romantic relationships. You never

629
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,319
Speaker 1: told me you had alationship with a woman. I had

630
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:36,400
Speaker 1: one girlfriend and I loved her, and I mean again,

631
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 1: I didn't love her, but I loved being with her,

632
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,839
Speaker 1: but she wasn't the right one. And then I met

633
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 1: you right after she moved to Reno, and I didn't

634
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,880
Speaker 1: want to tell you about it because I was so broken,

635
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 1: and I thought I never wanted to see a premis again.

636
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 1: But now I was just wondering, right, so you had

637
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 1: the named Jennifer and I had and then I just, um,

638
00:42:56,560 --> 00:43:01,399
Speaker 1: I just was like, what did that be about a girlfriend? Yeah?

639
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:04,959
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, waiter. I honestly, I guess I should order.

640
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:09,440
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have shushed you. It wasn't as exciting as

641
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 1: I thought. Just now, I'll take a vale of silence. No, no, please, don't,

642
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:19,920
Speaker 1: please don't. I'll just have the butter pasta. You have

643
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:25,320
Speaker 1: the butter I Papa. There seems to be a problem

644
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 1: with one of our satellite among the studies. Wait wait, wait,

645
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 1: watch one. Well it's the one out the side of Nevada.

646
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 1: Really colossatory vegas that make some really good to be here.

647
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 1: Let me say that it's all about as one as

648
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 1: a be. Yes, so we're happened to some of problem.

649
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 1: So not necessarily with retention, which is another issue. But

650
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 1: all of the people that they come in there to

651
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: look at the monastery, they well they leave then they

652
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 1: get the haze out. You know what I mean? They

653
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 1: have the hazing. Yes, yes, going through a hazing. Yeah.

654
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:16,239
Speaker 1: It's not enough information for what you're saying. That's all

655
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,759
Speaker 1: I have right now. Do you want me to go

656
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 1: under cover? And uh ill, Papa? Is it a papa?

657
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 1: That's what I say to you. You're looking you like

658
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 1: to call me the papa the monasteries, and I find

659
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 1: the defensive excuse you? Here are two first class tickets

660
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:42,240
Speaker 1: to Novather outside look at it. You're coming with me, Papa.

661
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,919
Speaker 1: You know you're not to my son. Okay, gentlemen, I guess,

662
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 1: I guess I'm training you. This is this is where

663
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 1: we marry the catchups. You know what what do you mean, Mary?

664
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Mary? Front? Is there a ceremony? No, No,

665
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 1: it's just a figure of speech. You know. You you

666
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 1: pour the cat your bottles in together. So but then

667
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:05,440
Speaker 1: let's do it the quick. Let's do the quick. Take

668
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 1: this a bottle to be married in front of a god?

669
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:12,880
Speaker 1: This is what I see that anticipation, So you can

670
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 1: do that. That's a little before my time. But excuse me.

671
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 1: Have you seen a country beautiful woman with a red rose? Yes, yes,

672
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:30,440
Speaker 1: I have magic that exact description. It seemed like there

673
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,640
Speaker 1: was no correct answer to the way that the question

674
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 1: was opposed. Yeah, I mean that was so open ended

675
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 1: to me, to me, you know what I mean, it

676
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 1: was loaded. There was a lot to want to pack

677
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 1: to women here. And I see we met once. It

678
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 1: was amazing and she said she'd have a red rose,

679
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 1: and I just I can't see in and I'm just

680
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 1: wondering where is she. Well, I haven't seen her. I

681
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 1: do remember your party from the from the other day.

682
00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:59,360
Speaker 1: Both of you broke up with your boyfriends really loudly

683
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:04,399
Speaker 1: and then made love on the floor. Yeah, and neither

684
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 1: of you tipped by the way. Oh oh, dang it.

685
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:11,319
Speaker 1: Jennifer said she had it, um, but maybe Jeffer did

686
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,880
Speaker 1: not have it. Maybe I said, Jennifer's got it, and

687
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 1: she thought I met me because we have the same name.

688
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 1: Isn't that so cute? We're gonna get in all sorts

689
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:21,840
Speaker 1: of foibles. No, Jennifer's had it. You stiff me. I

690
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 1: am so sorry. I will pay you a dollar now, wow,

691
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 1: hold of dollar? How much was it? A bill Bucks?

692
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:42,320
Speaker 1: We got two butter pastas and just fought it. Sounds

693
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 1: like you had a dish made of a pasta and

694
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 1: the butter. Is that the right? It's really good and

695
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:51,880
Speaker 1: there's a huge markup on the liquor. Uh. Look, I

696
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,400
Speaker 1: don't know why you two were hired to be hon

697
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 1: It's like there's there's so little work for me. Oh,

698
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:01,719
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be here for this, I'll go Okay, we'd

699
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 1: luck to find in their lady with the conte So,

700
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:07,760
Speaker 1: I mean our girls left us. Should we be friends

701
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 1: with each other? Well, I don't know. I kind of

702
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:15,919
Speaker 1: thought that. I think I thought that there was gonna

703
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:17,880
Speaker 1: be something with all four of us hanging out and

704
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, Yeah, I thought I was

705
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:23,440
Speaker 1: thinking like a group or do you think too? I

706
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:27,360
Speaker 1: just took a turn when they started having sex, and

707
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:28,759
Speaker 1: I was like when I saw that, I was like,

708
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 1: I'm not leaving a tip. You know, I guess we

709
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,880
Speaker 1: could go. I was at the monastery across the street.

710
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 1: It was not great, but honestly, without any other options,

711
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 1: it might be what I'm doing. You can come up. Actually,

712
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:42,879
Speaker 1: when they were having sex, I was going to say

713
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 1: something about, like, there's two women, so I'm not gonna

714
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:50,759
Speaker 1: leave my tip, But I didn't you know Texas that

715
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:54,839
Speaker 1: that that Uh, that's probably probably wise. Do you think, Um,

716
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. Honestly, I guess in the moment with

717
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:01,320
Speaker 1: the confidence and I mean, it might have been perfect.

718
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 1: This is kind of this is what I need from

719
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:05,320
Speaker 1: a friend. I need somebody who's going to be honest.

720
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, let's let's do the moms. You can be

721
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 1: honest him. I'll tell you what how about you just

722
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 1: you get you throw me your your best punch lines.

723
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna be watching for confidence and timing. But

724
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 1: just jump out, jump out at me with your best stuff.

725
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 1: Let's take a look. Sure, all right, here we go.

726
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 1: Uh there's just a punch lines, not even just a

727
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 1: punch I don't need to set up them, all right.

728
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 1: The first one is here is I guess the dog

729
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 1: was named Stephanie. Okay, so let me go back to

730
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: that word confidence, right, that's the one where you lead

731
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:43,360
Speaker 1: with your chest and everybody sees it coming. It's just

732
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:46,320
Speaker 1: pure control and confidence. It's one of the reasons we

733
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 1: laugh before you finished the punch line, because you are

734
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 1: so damn confident. So give me that one again. Okay,

735
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 1: the same punchline. Not gonna use that punch line from earlier.

736
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 1: Use that punchline you showed me today. Thanks, thanks for

737
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 1: being here. Um okay, all right, I said, I said,

738
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 1: so they're fighting, as I was gonna say, Uh, Well,

739
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 1: since you two are fighting, I guess I want to

740
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 1: leave my tip. I see a little better, wasn't it.

741
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know. Well, you know, I'm so

742
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 1: sorry to cut this audition short, but you know, we

743
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 1: only have one position open for the nerd crew, and

744
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 1: I don't know which one of you were gonna be

745
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 1: able to take Damien. I mean, obviously you've been here

746
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:28,319
Speaker 1: with him, you've been coaching them through some of this year.

747
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 1: I like what I'm seeing so far. But we're gonna

748
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:33,799
Speaker 1: have to split you up, and you know, make sure

749
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,440
Speaker 1: that neither of you hang out with each other for

750
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:38,320
Speaker 1: the rest of your life. If you're gonna wait, what

751
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:42,919
Speaker 1: is what is your role? How how are you look

752
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 1: my job? I come in here about twenty minutes into

753
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 1: the whole conversation. I give some mac exposition. Maybe it's

754
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:53,320
Speaker 1: not clear, maybe it is. And oh you're the director. Okay,

755
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:58,399
Speaker 1: all right, idea, Okay, I'd rather be friends with him

756
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 1: then get a job. Well, look who's bad? But the

757
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 1: big feet don't make a big deal. Guys, look at

758
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 1: the size of those. They always gone crawling back to

759
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 1: the months rabbling. All right. So it was for my

760
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 1: friend Tim, and he had just barely enough CONFIDT what

761
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: are you singing? What was it? I thought that's what

762
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:41,360
Speaker 1: we were supposed tone? You had it? You had a tone,

763
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:44,800
Speaker 1: the mocking tone. No, that was that was just the

764
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 1: home tone. The tone. But I mean, I'm sucking with you,

765
00:50:52,160 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 1: I'm working with you. Yeah, Can I just have a beer.

766
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:02,839
Speaker 1: You and your size seven feet get on in here,

767
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:08,320
Speaker 1: will you? Okay, what are you doing? What is that?

768
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 1: What's happening? So wait ye here man with the new guy.

769
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 1: Take your clothes off? So yeah, you guys all have

770
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:24,800
Speaker 1: robes on. You gotta pull out that hair on the

771
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 1: top of your head with your bare hands, dude, and

772
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:33,239
Speaker 1: then rub it up your asshole. That's smart with this here, Yeah,

773
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 1: that's you. Gotta rip it all out. Yeah, Mark, shut up,

774
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,800
Speaker 1: make a little tail out of all that hair. But

775
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:42,800
Speaker 1: you want to you want to be a monk. We

776
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 1: want you to be a cold one too. Okay, thank you.

777
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 1: That's gonna end it up there, and too, buddy, we

778
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 1: made the bear and it belongs in your ass what

779
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:58,400
Speaker 1: you're already in man, you're just do it, okay? Last

780
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 1: ten the hardest? Okay, Yeah, I mean e rs are

781
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 1: always scary because you're like, who's in front of me?

782
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 1: What's what's the problem? You know? What are the here?

783
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I can do the next intake, sir? Can

784
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 1: you stop talking to the injured people? I think I'm next.

785
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 1: I think I'm next. Let me guess you were at

786
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:22,759
Speaker 1: the honest Mary? Oh yeah, how did you know, oh

787
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 1: that you know, weeping a head of blood into that hole. Uh,

788
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:32,840
Speaker 1: blood that I can see through your burlap sack or

789
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:36,880
Speaker 1: my indicators. So let's just get you right into examination.

790
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 1: But that guy had some good points about health. Are

791
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 1: you sure he's I'm sure he I'm sure he is not. No,

792
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:45,719
Speaker 1: I'm sure he's not. Um, So you're gonna want to

793
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,239
Speaker 1: just put your belly on this stool and just use

794
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 1: your arms to pull you into exam roob so you

795
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 1: don't have to walk so hard. Oh, thank you for

796
00:52:53,360 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 1: this stool. I love my job. Next. Yeah, this guy

797
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 1: was saying that I could also probably get an insurance

798
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:09,439
Speaker 1: plan that covers me if I make under a certain

799
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 1: dollar amount of that true. Oh no, that man is

800
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:15,239
Speaker 1: a crazy man, and he uh you don't. He can't

801
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 1: believe a word he says. He thought I thought he

802
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:19,920
Speaker 1: made some good Hey did you say those things right?

803
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 1: I did? I said those things right? Yeah? Okay, all right,

804
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 1: Well I'm just here. I wanted some emergency answers, so

805
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 1: I don't have any I could perhaps help with that.

806
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 1: I think he got the answers right, so, uh, I'm

807
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:39,239
Speaker 1: all good. Thanks thanks for coming to the e R

808
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 1: you're real pretty. Yeah, here's a note for you, A

809
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:47,040
Speaker 1: little bit of note. Oh that's a small piece of paper. Yeah,

810
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:49,719
Speaker 1: I have to get my specs for this one. I

811
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:54,759
Speaker 1: have tiny hands. This is brightening. Oh wait, which one

812
00:53:54,880 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 1: is it? It just says cut off every one. I

813
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:04,800
Speaker 1: don't know what it means. I don't like the sound

814
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 1: of it. No, that's one when I go driving. That's

815
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 1: the wrong. Everyone, that's wrong our show for to Oh baby,

816
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 1: please don't stop A tool saying thank you so much

817
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 1: for driving by and helping out with the show today.

818
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 1: We sure to appreciate it. Is there anything you'd like

819
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 1: folks to take a look at, uh, your creativity? Uh,

820
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,640
Speaker 1: just go to my socials you'll hear some more stuff.

821
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 1: A tool time for everything? Okay, cool and uh any

822
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:42,920
Speaker 1: last remarks about the latest episode of Below Deck. I'm

823
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:44,839
Speaker 1: liking so far. I'm liking it. I'm just I want

824
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:46,239
Speaker 1: to get to a point in my life where I'm

825
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:52,879
Speaker 1: having espresso martiniz a lot. Oh yes, Uh, speaking of which,

826
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:57,239
Speaker 1: Craig Gikowski, than you report clean bill of health for

827
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 1: my colonoscopy. I know everybody's been with bated breath. Yes,

828
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 1: I did make the joke that I'm a sag after

829
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:08,239
Speaker 1: actor and they'd have to pay me. They were not amused. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And no word on where it's going to stream. But

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Speaker 1: but Pollops is the important Yeah, Congress, thank polyps. Good

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Speaker 1: to hear. But that's a riving Thank you so much

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Speaker 1: for joining us, Thank you for having me. Did you

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Speaker 1: ever get called Kevin Pollops? Yes, of course that's a

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Speaker 1: mean thing. It was. It was mostly not enjoyable. Sure, yes,

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Speaker 1: shame on them every now and then. Uh someone said

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Speaker 1: it with an accent and I felt okay about it.

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Speaker 1: Sure accents will do that. Uh. The calendar for Dynasty

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Speaker 1: typewriter dot com and upcoming shows. We have things going on,

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Speaker 1: go to Dynasty typewriter dot com. Thank you. You already

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Speaker 1: said that. We do have some live streams. We have classes.

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Speaker 1: There's actually Reggie Watts that are really cool talk on

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Speaker 1: improvisation that you can still watch on the website. And

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Speaker 1: it's um is being vulnerable and just talking about sort

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Speaker 1: of the spirit of improve in his life. It's not

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Speaker 1: like talking about it as a team sport. But I

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Speaker 1: found it super inspiring. Um, so listeners might enjoy that

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Speaker 1: a lot. And um, yeah, we've got lots of things

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Speaker 1: we're doing as we stay afloat during this bonker's time. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: anything we can do to help folks, please check out

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Speaker 1: Donashy chrapwriter dot com. Joey ger Yes, happy to be here.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad everyone's doing good. There's no little danglies inside Craig's,

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Speaker 1: but little danglies that's what we're gonna calm. It seems

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Speaker 1: kind of dismissive of potential issues. I mean, how does

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Speaker 1: your back drop right now? It's a strip club? How

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Speaker 1: are the wings really good? The food here is fantastic.

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Speaker 1: It's why you go. Yeah, it's honestly. Honestly, James, you

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Speaker 1: want to tell us about bear supply on Wednesdays? When days?

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Speaker 1: If you just tune in in the evening, we're surely

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Speaker 1: gonna at some point in time be live. It's at

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Speaker 1: BS Comedy so well it's twitch dot tv slash BS Comedy,

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Speaker 1: so you probably need that front part. Yeah, and then

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Speaker 1: also I want to just double down. I felt like

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Speaker 1: I had such a great opportunity to learn when I

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Speaker 1: enrolled in chant diversity. Is that the way that you beautiful?

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Speaker 1: I went to the pitchmaking class and it was it

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Speaker 1: was just an amazing class. I felt like I learned

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Speaker 1: more in that class than I've gotten from a lot

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Speaker 1: of things that I've signed up for and had the

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Speaker 1: hassle of having to drive to. But this was all

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Speaker 1: in the comfort of my own home. Thank you, James.

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Speaker 1: That's so sweet. That was And yeah, Brent Forrester is

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Speaker 1: so knowledgeable, and he was like just sharing really live,

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Speaker 1: like was just going through every It seems like every

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Speaker 1: question was answered. I'm sure there was a couple of

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Speaker 1: people that had to wait for an email, but it

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Speaker 1: was awesome. Thank you. James's so sweet, damn sweet and

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Speaker 1: perfectly timed. Let's thank our engineering producer with the Stars,

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Speaker 1: Mr Doug Bane. Fine, folks that I hurt media bump boom,

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Speaker 1: bum boom. I'm your host, Kevin Pollack, reminding you to

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Speaker 1: please be kind to each other now more than ever.

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Speaker 1: We're sure would be helpful if we wear a mask

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Speaker 1: when you go outside. Apparently it's good for you to

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Speaker 1: Until next time.