Speaker 1: Here we go, Andrew, I pushed the button. We did it.
Speaker 2: I pushed it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey, hit a start thing real quick start. Did
Speaker 1: you fix the screen because it was broken last time? Remember, Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I got it, fixed it.
Speaker 2: You're rebooted. I can't really hear myself there, I am.
Speaker 1: Did you control all delete your Superman box?
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Speaker 2: bull chat nothing bull Chat to chat to chat, bull Chat,
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Speaker 2: Welcome to June. Today's June first.
Speaker 1: Wow, happy birthday, Cubby. He doesn't listen, No he does,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: He was a special guest on this podcast. Doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 2: He should be listening.
Speaker 1: So welcome to boll Chat. It's Wednesday, June first. Andrew
Speaker 1: says this episode can only be forty five minutes. I
Speaker 1: just told you this was going to happy hitting kidding.
Speaker 1: I have a dentist appointment today and I must be
Speaker 1: out of here by twelve forty five. Yeah, so that
Speaker 1: means nothing to you because you're listening to this whenever.
Speaker 1: But so we only have about forty five minutes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I need to go see the dentist. They were supposed
Speaker 1: to call me after the last time I went and
Speaker 1: they never did. Oh, so now I need to schedule
Speaker 1: my cleaning.
Speaker 2: Okay, well I have a cleaning today. That's exciting.
Speaker 1: I was there last week or two weeks so because
Speaker 1: I had that filling that came out. Yeah, they pounded
Speaker 1: it back in. It was really uncomfortable because there was
Speaker 1: like a still a shard hanging that she couldn't She
Speaker 1: kept trying to get she kept trying to get the
Speaker 1: dental fluss in between, and it kept breaking, so she
Speaker 1: had to keep filing it down. And it's that burning
Speaker 1: tooth smell. Ooh, that's the worst.
Speaker 2: I hate that. Well I'm gonna give a grim statistic.
Speaker 2: Uh oh, and this is just depressing, so sorry for that.
Speaker 2: As No, it's true, dentists agree, No, dentists have the
Speaker 2: highest rate of suicide among doctors. I'm among doctors. What yeah,
Speaker 2: because of bad breath from the patients. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Vets also have one, but I mean vets are doctors, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: technically yes, yeah, they have doctor in front of their name,
Speaker 1: but dentists are the highest.
Speaker 2: So does Taylor Swift. Well that's a different that's a PhD.
Speaker 1: Whatever, it's still do she's a doctor.
Speaker 2: No, there's many different types of doctors.
Speaker 1: I always had this one teacher in school. She was
Speaker 1: a music teacher, and I as whatever, I shit you not.
Speaker 1: Her name was doctor Pepper. Oh wow, And we just
Speaker 1: always wanted to call her missus. But then it was
Speaker 1: funny because doctor and she was the one that would
Speaker 1: always get mad if you said missus, it's doctor doctor Pepper.
Speaker 2: I don't think they had diet yet, so we couldn't
Speaker 2: make any jokes. Yeah, it's you know what, if you
Speaker 2: want to call yourself a doctor, by all means I
Speaker 2: will respect it. Yeah, I'll respect it.
Speaker 1: Basically means you spent a lot of money for a degree. Uh, well,
Speaker 1: it depends or it was an Again, if you're an
Speaker 1: m D or a d O, that means that you
Speaker 1: are so an MD, I can prescribe you medicine.
Speaker 2: That means I'm a medical doctor. I'm a doctor that's
Speaker 2: in the hospital. I have a practice whatever d O.
Speaker 2: What is it called a practice? I don't know, shouldn't
Speaker 2: be practicing. I mean I could always just call my
Speaker 2: friend who's a doctor.
Speaker 1: Now, well he won't know. That's just what they could
Speaker 1: that he knows a lot of things. No, I know that,
Speaker 1: but that's just what they call it. It's a it's
Speaker 1: a practice. It's a medical practice. And I don't know why.
Speaker 1: That's kind of frightening, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I'm very confused.
Speaker 1: You're practicing on me, no practice, you should practice before you.
Speaker 2: Have this practice. Well, dentists also have to go for
Speaker 2: more medical school. I heard that.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, Like Cooper wants to or actually one of
Speaker 1: them wants to be an orthodontist and when they found
Speaker 1: out that it's like eight more years of school, like, eh,
Speaker 1: I'll be a VET.
Speaker 2: Because with like becoming an MD or a d O
Speaker 2: who's not a dentist, you go to regular school. But
Speaker 2: then if you want to become an orthodontist or a dentist,
Speaker 2: you have to go for even more school. It's crazy, it's.
Speaker 1: Nuts because there's a separate dental part that you got
Speaker 1: to do and you have to wait tables in the
Speaker 1: meantime because you got to make money somehow, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you get paid like really low. But the
Speaker 1: thing with doctors that I found again mds and doos
Speaker 1: or dentists when you're a DDS DDS, so with that,
Speaker 1: when you're done with it when you go through the
Speaker 1: match program, a lot of them say, hey, here's a
Speaker 1: crap ton of money, and we'll also pay back your
Speaker 1: student loans. Oh that's nice, but that's reserved for the
Speaker 1: people that are going to like eight ten years of school.
Speaker 2: Okay, if you're going to get a PhD in like
Speaker 2: English literature, chances are NYU isn't praying for it.
Speaker 1: I don't understand why there's still MD license plates because
Speaker 1: in New York here they still have that. Back in
Speaker 1: the day, that used to mean something like you used
Speaker 1: to be able to park anywhere because when doctors would
Speaker 1: come to your house and it was like house calls,
Speaker 1: they were like they would speed up in front of
Speaker 1: the house.
Speaker 2: It didn't matter.
Speaker 1: They could park wherever because they had MD license plates.
Speaker 1: They were like an ambulance but their car. Yeah you know,
Speaker 1: but now are dramatic weight Well now, well I just
Speaker 1: picture like a cartoon, like a car just speed up
Speaker 1: to a house running inside with their doctor bag with
Speaker 1: the red cross on it, you know, and the thing
Speaker 1: on the head with the mirror. What was that dumb
Speaker 1: round thing on the head with the mirror. Now antors
Speaker 1: don't wear those things. Maybe in the seventies on like
Speaker 1: like dramas on TV.
Speaker 2: I think those are just made up for movies, probably
Speaker 2: what the doctors were.
Speaker 1: But now you see MD license plates and DDS license
Speaker 1: plates and PE and like New York has the most
Speaker 1: amount of initials at the beginning of plates that you could.
Speaker 1: They even have like BMW club, like they have all
Speaker 1: these weird license plates.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 1: We have a beach plate. It's the beach scene. It's
Speaker 1: the Isle of New York beach scene.
Speaker 2: Ah, yeah, I don't have that. I don't have a
Speaker 2: vanity plate.
Speaker 1: Well it's not vanity, it's just it's a they call
Speaker 1: it a not a custom. But it's the something that's cool.
Speaker 1: I forget what they call it. But whatever it is.
Speaker 1: They have different regional it's a regional plate. It's a
Speaker 1: region plate. Yes, that's what it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I go back to being a doctor. I don't
Speaker 2: think I could ever be a doctor. It's too difficult
Speaker 2: for me. No, I don't find that. That's me. I
Speaker 2: just the amount of school required. I would probably okay,
Speaker 2: I would probably not be good with that. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: a bit wit be too much for me. I don't
Speaker 2: have the mental capacity. I like this radio thing. Right.
Speaker 2: I didn't have to go to school at all. So
Speaker 2: that's fun. Yeah, that's fun. Anyway, then you have me
Speaker 2: who went to school and still want up here. So
Speaker 2: what does that say? Well, anyway, did you have a
Speaker 2: nice week? I was just going to ask you, Well,
Speaker 2: I'm asking you first. I did. I did? I had
Speaker 2: a nice wig.
Speaker 1: And you know, I live on Long Island, and you know,
Speaker 1: all these years they've had the beth Page Federal Credit
Speaker 1: Union air Show at Jones Beach. You once had a
Speaker 1: lisp on it almost but you know, people think that
Speaker 1: it's in beth Page, but it's not. That's just the
Speaker 1: name of the Credit Union. That's the bank who sponsors it,
Speaker 1: so they get the name on it. But it's at
Speaker 1: Jones Beach. It's not in beth Page anyway. So the
Speaker 1: planes have been flying over my house because the airport
Speaker 1: is right near my house where they take off and
Speaker 1: land from. And I've never actually gone to the show because,
Speaker 1: oh my god, beach traffic, Holy hell. I Memorial Day
Speaker 1: weekend trying to get down the Waldtap Parkway or the
Speaker 1: Loop or the Ocean or whatever's down over there.
Speaker 2: Even coming back from my parents last night, I left
Speaker 2: my parents house at eight thirty and still head over
Speaker 2: an hour of traffic.
Speaker 1: You thought you were smart, didn't you, But you weren't terrible.
Speaker 1: So anyways, you know what, I want to go to
Speaker 1: the air show this year, And so a light bulb
Speaker 1: went off in my head. I said, you know what,
Speaker 1: we can ride our bikes from the park to Jones Beach.
Speaker 1: So I loaded up the truck with three bikes. It
Speaker 1: was me, Ashley and a friend of hers, and we
Speaker 1: went to the park, got to the parking lot and
Speaker 1: we started riding to the beach. And so about three
Speaker 1: quarters of the way there, there's a drawbridge. You know,
Speaker 1: there's a couple of different bridges, but there's only one
Speaker 1: that's a drawbridge. So I was probably about ten seconds
Speaker 1: in front of the girls because I wanted to give
Speaker 1: them their space. You know, they're like giggling and listening
Speaker 1: to their Harry styles and whatever, and so I give
Speaker 1: him about a ten second you know, lead time behind me.
Speaker 1: And so of course, wouldn't you know, as soon as
Speaker 1: I got halfway across the bridge.
Speaker 2: Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.
Speaker 1: And the gates start going down and they don't know
Speaker 1: what to do, so they just stopped, you know, which
Speaker 1: they're supposed to, I guess, And so we got separated
Speaker 1: by the drawbridge. So here I am on the other
Speaker 1: side of the bridge. I'm like, oh my god, you know,
Speaker 1: and there they are waving to me. And then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, the bridge starts going up and Ashley
Speaker 1: calls me.
Speaker 2: She's like, Dad, there's a creepy guy here with the
Speaker 2: people of alcohol and he's talking to us.
Speaker 1: And I said, oh my god, Ashley, I can still
Speaker 1: see you, so just keep keep looking at me and people.
Speaker 1: Is there anybody else there? No, I said, there will
Speaker 1: be because the bridge is up and people continuous to
Speaker 1: keep riding.
Speaker 2: So like within the.
Speaker 1: Weather's cars right, well, yeah, cars are stopped also, but
Speaker 1: you know this like the bike path off to the side.
Speaker 1: So within like five or ten seconds, it's like a
Speaker 1: family of people pulled up and I said, okay, just
Speaker 1: stay by them. And I saw the creepy guy as
Speaker 1: I was riding over. He's carrying some bag and Ashley's like,
Speaker 1: he's got a big bottle of alcohol. It was probably
Speaker 1: a water bottle, but I'm not sure exactly what it was.
Speaker 1: We didn't clarify.
Speaker 2: This poor guy just wants to go to the beach.
Speaker 2: But then we're hearing a girl say he's creepy. So
Speaker 2: like seven minutes later, ten minutes later, finally the thing
Speaker 2: opens and they came out, Oh my god, you guys, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: just whatever.
Speaker 1: So we got there. It's beautiful. There's so many people.
Speaker 1: It was a kind of day where it was supposed
Speaker 1: to rain all day. It was the first day of
Speaker 1: Memorial Day weekend. It was Saturday, and so all the
Speaker 1: planes were doing their thing. The show was late because
Speaker 1: of the cloud ceiling. So we got there just in
Speaker 1: time and it started.
Speaker 2: It was nice.
Speaker 1: Things were flying around and doing all their acrobats and things,
Speaker 1: and so we stopped and we had lunch, and then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, they're like, attention, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: due to incoming weather, we must clear the beach and
Speaker 1: cancel the remainder of the air show for today. Please
Speaker 1: stay calm, you know. And meanwhile everyone's like.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's gonna say. That makes people get calm.
Speaker 1: You know, they're leaving the beach, and I'm like, damn it,
Speaker 1: because they said the weather's coming in about forty five minutes.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: And that was about the time it took us to
Speaker 1: ride from the park to the beach. So we finished
Speaker 1: our tacos and we got the hell out of there
Speaker 1: and we just made it back. I loaded the bikes
Speaker 1: up and it started monsooning. So that was our Saturday.
Speaker 1: Huh what was your Saturday like?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: I went to a Mets game on Friday. Oh that
Speaker 1: was the good one, right, yeah, that was the one
Speaker 1: they won. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I went to that one.
Speaker 1: I went with my friend Tommy his wife Gina. Gina
Speaker 1: did not but his wife Nicole went. Oh and one
Speaker 1: of our other new friends that we made. Wait, he
Speaker 1: had time off on working on the docks.
Speaker 2: Yes, I guess he did.
Speaker 1: Oh that's because the union has been on strike, so
Speaker 1: he didn't have to work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess. So, Okay, nothing, But anyway, I saw
Speaker 2: the Mets game. Okay, that was a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: I bet money on it and I won.
Speaker 1: What on like bet MGM or something like that.
Speaker 2: So the thing is I enjoy Like if you tell
Speaker 2: me right now, hey, do you want to bet on?
Speaker 2: I don't. No. The hockey game tonight, the Rangers playing.
Speaker 2: They won the other day again, there's a there's a
Speaker 2: game coming up.
Speaker 1: Well, no, they won Game seven, they go to the
Speaker 1: Eastern whatever that.
Speaker 2: So if you told me right now you're gonna go
Speaker 2: put it on your bet mgm app or your fan
Speaker 2: duel for DraftKings, take my one hundred bucks. I just
Speaker 2: trust you know what you're doing, because you're the sports person.
Speaker 1: Oh, just like I trusted you with the coinbase thing.
Speaker 2: Listen, it'll go back up. Uh huh. But anyway, I
Speaker 2: just was like, I like the number four, he'll get
Speaker 2: four strikeouts, and it wound up working. But then games
Speaker 2: throughout the weekend they were like, you could just do
Speaker 2: it yourself. You don't know how to place bets. I
Speaker 2: don't know how to place bets. It's so compute. What's up?
Speaker 2: I had to get explained what a parlay was. I don't.
Speaker 1: They always say, oh, I don't know what parlay is.
Speaker 1: So I've learned this, Okay.
Speaker 2: Parlay basically means okay, so you think the Mets are
Speaker 2: gonna you know, strike someone out first, okay, And you
Speaker 2: also think the Mets are gonna get you know, three
Speaker 2: home runs. This is getting very technical. And you also
Speaker 2: think that there's going to be two bases touched by
Speaker 2: one player. No, it's too much. You basically are making
Speaker 2: side bets to your main bet, and if you win
Speaker 2: all of them, you get a bigger pot of money.
Speaker 1: So parlay is a multiple bet pretty much. So can
Speaker 1: you bet like how many sunflower seeds? Like someone's gonna
Speaker 1: spit out?
Speaker 2: You get it? If it's a parlay, then yes, you
Speaker 2: could say the Mets are going to hit a home
Speaker 2: run first, and you know this player is going to
Speaker 2: spit out for some flower seeds.
Speaker 1: That's insane. Yeah, and someone keeps tracking. But we won
Speaker 1: on the parlay, Yes we did. I won three hundred bucks. Wow,
Speaker 1: good for you.
Speaker 2: I felt great, cool, it was wonderful. But they kept
Speaker 2: saying over the weekend, are you betting on this game? Well, no,
Speaker 2: because I don't know how to do that. I looked
Speaker 2: at the app.
Speaker 1: Do you know?
Speaker 2: Just tell me what you think this means.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, I didn't either, So bet So
Speaker 1: many betting apps now, and they must make so much
Speaker 1: money because they advertise everywhere. It's too much insane. Caesar
Speaker 1: what's his name?
Speaker 2: JB.
Speaker 1: Smooth over there, Caesar app. It's crazy how much they advertise.
Speaker 1: It's on TV, it's on radio, it's on buses. It's
Speaker 1: on subways, it's everywhere.
Speaker 2: Too much.
Speaker 1: They even have infomercials. It's insane, way too okay, so
Speaker 1: this just pops up. You could bet on outs recorded
Speaker 1: outs to record a win.
Speaker 2: No, it's way over my head. A five to one.
Speaker 1: Can you just simply bet win or lose?
Speaker 2: You probably can, but I don't understand what that would
Speaker 2: look like too much anyway. But anyway, the Mets game
Speaker 2: was wonderful and they won. However, I will say baseball
Speaker 2: is the longest sport and it gets so boring.
Speaker 1: It was it Saturday, Friday, Friday, Okay, so it didn't
Speaker 1: rain on you?
Speaker 2: Uh? It did it did? I got there for five
Speaker 2: ish and we sat in the parking lot in a
Speaker 2: car and drank for about an hour before we went
Speaker 2: in because it was monsooning out. I got to their
Speaker 2: car at just the right time because right when it happened,
Speaker 2: I jumped in their trunk and it started downpouring. There
Speaker 2: was no rain delay. H No.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, so they had junk in their trunk that day.
Speaker 2: I guess they did. Oh they did? Andrew? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Anyway, okay, cool. So Sunday I cleaned out the shed.
Speaker 2: That was fun and Saturday summer friend Casey, and then
Speaker 2: Sunday I went to my parents' house. It was we
Speaker 2: hang out by the pool on Sunday and Monday splashies.
Speaker 2: Splashies with Luna. Love that.
Speaker 1: But the shed cleaning was long overdue. I found stuff
Speaker 1: in there that I'm like, why why do I even
Speaker 1: have this? It gets to the point where you just
Speaker 1: throw stuff in and you don't know what or where
Speaker 1: anything is. So I pulled everything out and swept all
Speaker 1: the crap out of there and just like I like, uh,
Speaker 1: TETs it back in so it's you can actually walk
Speaker 1: in now.
Speaker 2: It's really nice. Do you know I got scammed? Yes?
Speaker 2: How did I get scammed? You always you know, because
Speaker 2: you always do? Oh wow, okay, I always get scammed.
Speaker 2: Go on Gandhi scam me. Okay she said last night? Yeah,
Speaker 2: hey tomorrow there's a meteor shower. Okay, cool? Do you
Speaker 2: want to go? Yeah? Go yeap, because we like sit
Speaker 2: on a hill in a prairie, not a If you
Speaker 2: go to a dark enough spot, you could see the stars.
Speaker 2: Right where do you go? What? You on? An overload
Speaker 2: with a dark spot? So like if we went to
Speaker 2: Liberty State Park.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's because you have to go out of a city,
Speaker 1: go a.
Speaker 2: Little bit again to a darker spot where there's less
Speaker 2: light pollution. Okay, so I said, yes, I'm in. So
Speaker 2: we had a plan twelve thirty. Wait, this is for
Speaker 2: yesterday last night. Okay, oh yeah, so two nights ago,
Speaker 2: so Sunday into Monday, Monday into Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, that would be this morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well at the time of recording. Oh no, ahead,
Speaker 2: So anyway, she says, great, it's a plan. I'll text
Speaker 2: you at twelve thirty. I sent my alarm for twelve
Speaker 2: fifteen last night. For twelve thirty, we're gonna meet up
Speaker 2: to either go outside, we're gonna figure out how to
Speaker 2: watch this because she also says it's a meteor storm.
Speaker 2: If you get it and it's right, you're gonna see
Speaker 2: so many meteors. It's like a once in every however
Speaker 2: many years thing. Now, do you have a rooftop. No
Speaker 2: you don't, but I have giant windows in my apartment,
Speaker 2: so I'm like, oh, I could probably just see it
Speaker 2: from mine.
Speaker 1: No, you need to spin around more than that. Go on,
Speaker 1: I want to hear the scam.
Speaker 2: Twelve thirty comes around, she text me and She's like,
Speaker 2: should we go to the park. I'm like, what happens
Speaker 2: if it's not good?
Speaker 1: Are you allowed to just go to the park at midnight? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean the park is open one o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: If you find there's parking.
Speaker 2: Spots that you could pull in to, you cut through
Speaker 2: the gate. There is no gate. You take. You take
Speaker 2: there's now a road through Liberty State Park. You take.
Speaker 2: You drive through bolt cutters, and you go through the fence. Yeah,
Speaker 2: bolt cutters. Okay, if it's any it's as good as
Speaker 2: the security at half of those parks there. They don't
Speaker 2: lock the chain.
Speaker 1: Okay, you just move it.
Speaker 2: Go on. So I'm like, let's just stay in our apartments.
Speaker 2: We shouldn't go to the park, just in case it's
Speaker 2: a dud. So I'm at my apartment, it's now one
Speaker 2: o'clock in the morning, and I'm looking out my window.
Speaker 2: Not a damn meteor passed by.
Speaker 1: But you can't just look out one st you have
Speaker 1: to look all three hundred and sixty degrees around looking
Speaker 1: at your windows.
Speaker 2: Ninety one outside. You know what she saw, not a
Speaker 2: damn thing. I bet if you went to the park
Speaker 2: you would have seen something absolutely not. There were so
Speaker 2: many clouds last night. Oh okay, well there you go.
Speaker 2: So all this to say space has disappointed me, that's
Speaker 2: not really a scam. It's a scam. You just didn't
Speaker 2: see anything. Please, nobody saw a thing. I'm sure if
Speaker 2: I go on TikTok now it's going to be like, hey, guys,
Speaker 2: I saw the coolest media shower, yeah, or media storm.
Speaker 2: And then there's me, the idiot sitting out my window.
Speaker 2: Why did I wake up at twelve fifteen?
Speaker 1: My mouth just touched this microphone? Is that gonna be
Speaker 1: a problem.
Speaker 2: That's not my mic so I don't know who touched it,
Speaker 2: just me. Well, good luck, God bless Are you taking
Speaker 2: a break? Yeah? Sixteen minutes in. All right, we'll be
Speaker 2: back right after this, buddy, and we're back. Wow, that
Speaker 2: hole wasn't big enough. You say that every episode now,
Speaker 2: because you don't. You can't every single episode. Yeah, So okay,
Speaker 2: So anyway, Sunday, yesterday, yesterday, no Monday, Oh my god, no,
Speaker 2: two days ago. I'm so confused. It was a long weekend.
Speaker 1: So we went We went to a friend's house with
Speaker 1: Sawyer or dog, and he loves to swim. So there
Speaker 1: was another Aussie there named Henry, and the two of
Speaker 1: them were just having the best time, and they were
Speaker 1: just jumping in the pool NonStop. The problem with Sawyer
Speaker 1: is he thinks that you need help, so when he
Speaker 1: sees you splashing around to the pool, he'll come and
Speaker 1: jump right on top of you. So he'll push you
Speaker 1: under and scratch you to death. Yeah, so while he's
Speaker 1: trying to help, he'll probably kill you. You he doesn't
Speaker 1: know any better. What I like to do is when
Speaker 1: I go help, Hey, help, and I'll splash the water
Speaker 1: and then I go underneath the water and I hold
Speaker 1: my nose and I look up and I see him
Speaker 1: paddling above as if he's trying to save me, but
Speaker 1: he doesn't know what to do because he can't dive under.
Speaker 2: It's so sad but inadorable at the same time. And
Speaker 2: then he gets out and butt dances in the bushes.
Speaker 2: That's that's his thing. Luna just drinks all the pool water, yeah,
Speaker 2: and then gets a belly it and throws up. Now
Speaker 2: she doesn't throw up, she just peas by water. I'm
Speaker 2: sure by today Sawyer has an ear infection, because that's
Speaker 2: always what happens when he dives in. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So anyway, what else is going on there?
Speaker 2: Buddy? Boy?
Speaker 1: Let me think, do you have a skincare regiment? That's
Speaker 1: what I was going to ask, you know, skincare? Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I mean do you use lotion? I do basically. Well,
Speaker 1: see now it's short season now, so I have to
Speaker 1: really like slather it up. Slather, yes, slather, No slather,
Speaker 1: I think you slather stuff on. You lather up soap.
Speaker 1: You can you slather on like sunblock and look up
Speaker 1: the definition, but you can look up slather. So my
Speaker 1: really only skin routine regiment or whatever it is is
Speaker 1: in the morning before I leave the house, I just
Speaker 1: put lotion on my arms and legs and face and
Speaker 1: that's it. And people will get mad at me because
Speaker 1: I use body lotion on my face.
Speaker 2: I don't care spread or smear substance. See slather slather
Speaker 2: on some tanning lotion, all right, it's mostly some block.
Speaker 2: I don't like that word. Slather. Yeah, okay, lather is
Speaker 2: what you soap? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, that's really all. I don't really have
Speaker 1: a regiment. I just put you whatever cream I happened
Speaker 1: to having the closet Nivea or whatever was on sale
Speaker 1: that week.
Speaker 2: Interesting, that's cool.
Speaker 1: Why do you like hardcore? Like facial everything?
Speaker 2: I use like a face pad thing at night, just
Speaker 2: to make sure all the dirt is off my face.
Speaker 2: Then I use a nice lotion, okay, on my face
Speaker 2: at night. Doesn't that cloud your pores overnight? Aren't you
Speaker 2: not supposed to do lotion overnight?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I put it on my face
Speaker 1: because aren't you're supposed to exfoliate before you go to bed.
Speaker 2: I can't extol you too much, and I'll tell you
Speaker 2: why it Like, I make this skin bad. And then
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, I get pimples everywhere. Oh it's
Speaker 2: your paper straw. Yeah, give me the plastic okay. And
Speaker 2: then I put this new Underreye stuff on and it's great. Okay.
Speaker 2: I wake up feeling alive and refreshed. That's fine. If
Speaker 2: you get enough sleep, you feel alive and refreshed too. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But how often does that happen? Very rare?
Speaker 1: Exactly every once in a while, maybe once every three
Speaker 1: or four months. I'll do the beory por strip on
Speaker 1: my nose and pull all that crud out. I'll look
Speaker 1: at it with my phone camera and zoom in and
Speaker 1: you have all these little things that are sticking up.
Speaker 2: Who was that Maria Malino? Oh hi, I didn't see her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's kind of gross, but it's also satisfying
Speaker 1: in a way, like that would be a TikTok thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ripping off beory por strips it already is a
Speaker 2: TikTok thing. Damn it. Yeah, sorry, we could have done that.
Speaker 2: They also have cameras that you can go in and
Speaker 2: you can it sucks it up and you can look
Speaker 2: at it suck up all the stuff that's gross. It's
Speaker 2: actually pretty cool. I don't know about that. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: like it. But the problem is when I first got it,
Speaker 2: I wait what So it's a camera Yeah, and it's
Speaker 2: like a vacuum.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that you put on your face.
Speaker 2: Oh. I thought you're gonna stay up your nose. No.
Speaker 2: But I also have a camera for your ear. No,
Speaker 2: and that one is oh my god, I don't want
Speaker 2: to see that. It's the best. I have not used
Speaker 2: Q tips since I got this. I think I need
Speaker 2: an ear flushing. You don't I need to bring this camera? No?
Speaker 2: Would you let me do it? No? Because it's been
Speaker 2: in your ear? Well no, I'll give you a fresh tip.
Speaker 2: You know, I'll alcoholic beforehand. I'll do all of that
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 1: Hearing is very important. I really don't want to mess
Speaker 1: with it. So what's the problem.
Speaker 2: Someone just texted me? Hello, my aunt asked me to
Speaker 2: pick you up at the airport. Could you tell me
Speaker 2: your flight time? I need to do some preparation. Thank you.
Speaker 2: They even knew my name. Who is this?
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even bother Why would you even respond to that?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 1: Andy?
Speaker 2: They're fishing? How do they know?
Speaker 1: That's no, don't don't even respond to that. Please, they're
Speaker 1: fishing for information.
Speaker 2: Andrew, But how do we know? Just let it be.
Speaker 2: What's the number that came from? Just leave it alone.
Speaker 2: It's like a weird European number.
Speaker 1: Okay, Hello, just leave it alone. Someone screwing with you
Speaker 1: stop because it's really easy to find they listen.
Speaker 2: To this podcast. That's ah. I'd call you Andy.
Speaker 1: No one else does, right, So anyway, I don't I
Speaker 1: don't want any cameras in any orifices, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: The ear camera if you can get it, it's the
Speaker 2: b bird.
Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 2: The best thing in the world.
Speaker 1: Why can't you do whatever you're doing without the camera.
Speaker 2: Just because Q tips push everything back. Q tips are terrible.
Speaker 2: You should not be using Q tips. You're listening to
Speaker 2: this podcast, guse me. Let your one takeaway be and
Speaker 2: do not use Q tips.
Speaker 1: That is not me saying that, that's Andrews. So you
Speaker 1: could take the money away from him, but not for
Speaker 1: me because they're a big sponsor of the of the
Speaker 1: radio show. Just saying, Okay, and I do you've never
Speaker 1: heard of Q tip commercial? Really, Danielle does them Q tips? Yes,
Speaker 1: well you do that.
Speaker 2: I don't do that.
Speaker 1: I do use Q tips and I know you're not
Speaker 1: supposed to jam them in your ears. There's even a
Speaker 1: warning on the package and I but who's reading it.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, Andrew and I don't know if I've
Speaker 1: mentioned this before, but I've been to the hospitpital two
Speaker 1: times for Q tips in my ear and broken off
Speaker 1: in my ear some time. It was during this morning show.
Speaker 1: I remember it was probably about five six years ago.
Speaker 1: I was doing my Q tip regiment in the morning
Speaker 1: before I came in, and I was like, do to
Speaker 1: do to do? You know, just like the typewriter guy
Speaker 1: on Sesame Street, to do to do you don't know
Speaker 1: what that is. So and the tip broke off in
Speaker 1: my ear canal. It was so far in I couldn't
Speaker 1: even see it or grab it with a pair of tweezers,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, what do I do.
Speaker 2: I have to go to work, but what do I do?
Speaker 2: It doesn't really hurt, but I know it's there. I
Speaker 2: don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: So I came here and Elvis was like, dude, go
Speaker 1: to the emergency room. So I went up the road
Speaker 1: to whatever that jan City hospital is that is now
Speaker 1: like boarded up, and so I went to another one
Speaker 1: and there were like people coming in with gunshot wounds.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm leaving.
Speaker 1: So I went to Long Island and I went to
Speaker 1: my emergency room where I was born, and they came in.
Speaker 1: They laughed, and they took it out in about six seconds.
Speaker 1: And that was that.
Speaker 2: And then, stupidly, a year or two later, it happened again,
Speaker 2: and I went to an audiologist friend of mine who
Speaker 2: took it out and said, don't put Q tips in
Speaker 2: your ear, But yet I still do it every morning.
Speaker 2: The camera is great because you can see the wax,
Speaker 2: so you just scoop it.
Speaker 1: No it's so much easier, Andrew, that is so nauseating
Speaker 1: to me. I can't do it.
Speaker 2: It's amazing because I don't need to keep pushing with
Speaker 2: Q tips. I would often the same thing you probably do,
Speaker 2: and then you don't really get much, or when you
Speaker 2: do get something, you're like I could get more. Click
Speaker 2: click click, click click click.
Speaker 1: Okay, look up typewriter a guy from Sesame Street. Sure, okay, great, Yeah, no, you.
Speaker 2: Need to do it. Can I do it? Can I
Speaker 2: please bring it in? Can you do it on me? Not?
Speaker 2: You do it on me?
Speaker 1: Hell no, I'll go down.
Speaker 2: It's awesome because you get it right like you see
Speaker 2: it and then you just My mom used to use
Speaker 2: Q tips and then I bought her this camera for Christmas,
Speaker 2: and let me tell you something, she uses it now.
Speaker 1: Andrew, you know that I have a problem with bodily things.
Speaker 1: Skin more wax is gross to me, so I really can't.
Speaker 1: I could go to probably a doctor every once in
Speaker 1: a while. He Oh my god, do you want to
Speaker 1: see something?
Speaker 2: No, show you something. I want you to look up
Speaker 2: typewriter guy from street. Can I show you what my
Speaker 2: friends looked like when he did it? No?
Speaker 1: I won't look at it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was the craziest thing I've ever
Speaker 2: seen in my life.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see it.
Speaker 2: It was nuts. Just look up.
Speaker 1: Typewriter guy Sesame Street so I can hear that. I
Speaker 1: haven't heard it in years since I used to watch
Speaker 1: Sesame Street with my kids. I'm sure they don't make
Speaker 1: new ones of him because he's like seventies eighties guy.
Speaker 1: And plus, what's a typewriter?
Speaker 2: Right? No, kids know what a typewriter is? You got it? Okay,
Speaker 2: let's listen to this thing.
Speaker 1: And he comes in and like type No, not yet,
Speaker 1: this is an ad comes in and type. We don't
Speaker 1: get for Finnair. We don't get any money.
Speaker 2: We don't get free Sesame Street. Here he comes.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, oh, it's an airplane going by him.
Speaker 1: He's gonna type plane.
Speaker 2: Ah, airplane. Now it's flying over him. He's a typewriter
Speaker 2: with wheels halfway. No. Yeah, okay, well that was something,
Speaker 2: thank you for great. Yeah that was so cool. Well,
Speaker 2: I mean you sparked a memory. Thank you. Well, I
Speaker 2: just I'm going to bring it in. I'm going to
Speaker 2: bring it in because it's it's fascinating. So you would
Speaker 2: dig in my ear with this device, without a doubt.
Speaker 2: But how but you not being me? How do you
Speaker 2: know that you're not going in too far with it?
Speaker 2: Because again the problem with Q tips, how far do
Speaker 2: you know you're going in? You don't don't blind with this,
Speaker 2: I see it. And so when you see something that
Speaker 2: looks like your ear drum, because it's your ear drum,
Speaker 2: you stay far away. There's a limit that you go to.
Speaker 2: I think it's dangerous. It's more dangerous to use Q tips.
Speaker 2: You just said the thing has gotten stuck in your ear.
Speaker 2: How are you arguing with me now?
Speaker 1: But you know, I guess I would let you do it,
Speaker 1: but I don't want you to see the grossness that
Speaker 1: could be in my ear.
Speaker 2: I don't care what the grossness is. Can I show
Speaker 2: you what my friend? Now? Oh, I won't look at it.
Speaker 2: The crazy I'm telling you. I swear, I swear on
Speaker 2: everything in my life. He like had like an ungodly
Speaker 2: amount of ear wax.
Speaker 1: It was insane, Like Amy wanted to candle my ears
Speaker 1: one time, and I don't doesn't work that.
Speaker 2: I don't think ear candling is not real. Again, to
Speaker 2: listeners out there, ear candling, If anybody's telling you it
Speaker 2: works does not work. It's a hoax. All right.
Speaker 1: I will think about it. I'll let you do the
Speaker 1: wax thing, but we can't do it on camera because
Speaker 1: it's gross.
Speaker 2: I used to do ear candling because one of our
Speaker 2: family friends is like, oh my god, ear candling. It works.
Speaker 2: And the best is when you look it up afterwards,
Speaker 2: they're like, of course we find wax in your ear.
Speaker 2: You know why because you're burning a candle that's wax.
Speaker 2: So anything you take out at the end, it's like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, this was in my ear. It wasn't
Speaker 2: in your ear. The candle just burned.
Speaker 1: We had an ear candler come up and do greg
Speaker 1: to you one time, and it was fascinating what came out.
Speaker 2: But it's not real.
Speaker 1: Okay, I agree with you. It's probably not whatever. But
Speaker 1: I'll let you do the cup camera thing in my ear.
Speaker 2: It's so good. But you can't cord it.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's fine. I mean I guess you can, but
Speaker 1: I can it on this. That's fine. That's fine, but
Speaker 1: I don't show it around because it's gross.
Speaker 2: I don't care. Well, you're about to show me your
Speaker 2: friends one I don't want to say it with nut.
Speaker 2: I'm sure your ears are clean. I don't know you
Speaker 2: do it every day.
Speaker 1: I clean my ears twice a day with a Q
Speaker 1: tip and sometimes I'll jam my pinky finger in and
Speaker 1: I'll scrape and stuff will come out.
Speaker 2: Ah yeah, okay, this is gonna be fun. Everybody's holes
Speaker 2: are gross. Everyone has gross stuff in their holes. I'm
Speaker 2: trying to think of when I got this camera, because
Speaker 2: it might be two weeks since my last one. I
Speaker 2: do it like every two to three weeks. Now.
Speaker 1: Your nose has gross stuff in it, your ears stuff,
Speaker 1: and your mouth has grow stuff.
Speaker 2: He does, buttole has gross stuff in it. It does.
Speaker 1: Belly button has gross stuff in every hole or orifice,
Speaker 1: and your body has gross things in it that come out.
Speaker 2: It's natural bacteria. I guess. Well, ear wax. They actually
Speaker 2: say you're not supposed to do it what you're doing,
Speaker 2: because you're supposed to do need ear wax you do
Speaker 2: so the little flies don't get into your head and
Speaker 2: then make babies. That scares me.
Speaker 1: It's such an irrational fear. Does what ever actually happen? Yes,
Speaker 1: somewhat like spider crawled into someone's ear and laid eggs
Speaker 1: in their brain.
Speaker 2: Please so Michelle. Season of Survivors, there was a girl
Speaker 2: who was on the beach and an ant crawled into
Speaker 2: her ear and she was like, the pain was like
Speaker 2: you can't even imagine it because imagine sleeping, but just
Speaker 2: feeling something scratching inside your ear but you can't reach it.
Speaker 1: But the wax are supposed to stop that, right, well,
Speaker 1: just like the crud in your nose and the hair
Speaker 1: in your nose, if something could.
Speaker 2: Crawl in, they could just mess up whatever.
Speaker 1: Stop stop it's making me queasy. Yeah, anyway, let's move
Speaker 1: on to something else. So we're gonna I'm gonna use
Speaker 1: the bee bird.
Speaker 2: Sure you can do it, but wait, no, but it's
Speaker 2: been in your ear though, and your feeling comes for
Speaker 2: fresh attachments. So I'll give you the fresh attachment and
Speaker 2: all alcohol the metal part if you want. So this
Speaker 2: way it's like safe for you. You know, I get
Speaker 2: gross stop by stuff, body things, I know, but this
Speaker 2: one's good. I'm please trust me. Okay. The skin one
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say to do, do you know why? Because
Speaker 2: I got a little happy with that skin one the
Speaker 2: moment the camera on it that like sucks out your
Speaker 2: black stop.
Speaker 1: No, that I don't want to do that.
Speaker 2: That one I can't do because I pressed a little
Speaker 2: too hard, and I gave myself black, black and blue,
Speaker 2: black and blues. How I cann't say that black and blue? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I gave myself like, wait, bruises, Why does I think
Speaker 2: I'm going there? I need to go to my house?
Speaker 2: How far is it for you?
Speaker 1: I'm still good for a little bit. It's only an
Speaker 1: hour drive. Okay, Well we'll do this for another ten Okay, No,
Speaker 1: you said forty five. Okay, so then fifteen minutes and
Speaker 1: then when we're done with it, you'll say.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, well it'll be the shortest bulls No. False.
Speaker 2: When we first started, it was like thirty minutes. Really, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go back and look, Okay, my face looks
Speaker 2: very round. I don't think so. I don't know. It's
Speaker 2: hot in here. It's just miserable that hot. It's the
Speaker 2: day that we're recording. This is ninety four degrees outside.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm gonna have for lunch today?
Speaker 2: Disgusting Papa hot tune of fish. Nobody wants to hear that.
Speaker 2: I know. I just thought of something gross. That's what
Speaker 2: you're gonna have?
Speaker 1: H I'm going to you go for a run today. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my teeth cleaned, and then maybe I'll
Speaker 1: go for a bike ride. I don't know, but it
Speaker 1: could be too too too hot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll see. I love riding my bike. I love it.
Speaker 2: I love riding my bike. I did I tell you
Speaker 2: I rode a city bike? You did? I did? On
Speaker 2: this podcast? I think, Well, I had fun doing it.
Speaker 1: First of all, it got really expensive. It's not like
Speaker 1: it used to be. It used to be like thirty
Speaker 1: minutes for like two bucks. Now it's like it goes
Speaker 1: by distance. Yeah, they changed it.
Speaker 2: Well, it worked out really for me because it was
Speaker 2: four bucks versus like a ten to fifteen dollars uber.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 1: No, I would always opt to city bike in the
Speaker 1: city if if it seems like it's going to be
Speaker 1: a safe ride, you know, if there's a bike lane
Speaker 1: and whatever. I don't even trust bike lanes if I'm
Speaker 1: being honest. Bike lanes are terrifying people parking them and
Speaker 1: they turn out into them. And the worst thing that
Speaker 1: you have to worry about riding a bike in the
Speaker 1: city is some jack hole opening flinging the door open
Speaker 1: without looking that happened to Elvis one time. Elvis and
Speaker 1: I were riding up by Central Park and somebody opened
Speaker 1: up the door and he went flying.
Speaker 2: Over the handlebok. Yeah, oh my god. I mean this
Speaker 2: is like twenty years ago. I don't think I was
Speaker 2: riding bikes anymore, but I went in for that reason alone.
Speaker 2: I'd be terrified. Yeah, I'll I had one bad meat
Speaker 2: loaf in second grade, and I had been meat loaf
Speaker 2: for years. You can't tell me that I could go
Speaker 2: on get hit by a door.
Speaker 1: You can't get over that though, and try meatloaf again.
Speaker 2: I did. I had my sister's meat loafs like two
Speaker 2: three years ago. I gotta tell you, pretty good. But
Speaker 2: the scars she still remains.
Speaker 1: My guess is there are certain things in life that
Speaker 1: if they happen to you, you just will never ever
Speaker 1: do it again. Like Cooper broke her leg skiing. She
Speaker 1: loved the one or two times we went skiing before that,
Speaker 1: and then she broke her leg and it was a horrible,
Speaker 1: horrible experience. She still doesn't really even like run normal anymore.
Speaker 1: You can always see there's just like a little, a
Speaker 1: little tiny bit of wonk when she runs, you know,
Speaker 1: and it's because it didn't really heal properly, or she
Speaker 1: didn't go to physical therapy or whatever it was. But yeah,
Speaker 1: she said she will never ski again. And that's very sad.
Speaker 1: Not that we're big skiers, but I mean it's fun
Speaker 1: to take a winter vacation every once in a while.
Speaker 1: I would like to go skiing this year. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go skiing or snowboarding. I'm putting it out into the universe.
Speaker 2: Do you snowboard, goofy or regular? Have zero clue what
Speaker 2: you're talking about. I don't know what it means either.
Speaker 2: I know pizza and French fry, that's about it. Oh,
Speaker 2: that's pizza French fry. Is that likes French fry something? Yeah?
Speaker 2: For skis right right? We did learn that from from
Speaker 2: our guy. I learned it from South Park. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: But I really want to do a winter activity this year.
Speaker 2: I feel I've been missing out on winter activities. I
Speaker 2: have an idea. Yeah, why don't you try to organize
Speaker 2: a morning show winter trip.
Speaker 1: We've never done that. We've done you know, the Dysfunctional Family.
Speaker 2: Whatever. Where we would go.
Speaker 1: We would go away to, uh, you know, beach destinations. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why don't you try to like put it in and
Speaker 1: get us a ski destination. Let's go to like Tell
Speaker 1: your Ride or Park City or something like that. Tell
Speaker 1: You Ride, Yeah, not tell Ride, it's tell your Ride.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the name of the Kio whatever that truck
Speaker 1: is too. I thought it was a tell Ride, Tell
Speaker 1: your Ride.
Speaker 2: Huh yep. Interesting.
Speaker 1: We should go to Colorado or something like December or January. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for a morning show trip.
Speaker 2: I would love to go skiing or snowboarding. I am prepped,
Speaker 2: I am ready to go. I like tubing and sledding.
Speaker 2: I love tubing and snowmobiling. I like winter sports.
Speaker 1: It just sucks that it's cold. Yeah, it's too bad
Speaker 1: you can't do winter sports in the summer. What I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess you can. You can water ski.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I like water skiing too. I hate water skiing,
Speaker 2: really hate it.
Speaker 1: If you can regular ski, you should be able to
Speaker 1: water ski.
Speaker 2: I've regular skied once. I've told that story before. Jackie
Speaker 2: fell down the hill because my dad made her do
Speaker 2: the Black Hill the first time she ever skied.
Speaker 1: It is frightening because I don't know how to stop.
Speaker 2: And water skiing. I went with my friend Burrielle Is.
Speaker 2: Her parents have a boat and we went out and
Speaker 2: they almost thought it was funny that I kept falling. See,
Speaker 2: I learned when I was young, and I kept just
Speaker 2: falling on my face and falling on my face, and
Speaker 2: every time it would be like, oh, we stood for
Speaker 2: five seconds of fell Is there video you want to
Speaker 2: go again? There is? I want to see. It's on
Speaker 2: my Instagrams. I'd like to see. But wait, do you
Speaker 2: have your phone. I don't have the Instagram app on
Speaker 2: my phone. Oh no, I'm sorry. You need social media,
Speaker 2: say you need social media.
Speaker 1: But back when I was younger, I went to Sleepway camp.
Speaker 1: They had a ski do which was basically this water
Speaker 1: skiing device. It was this thing don't have there and
Speaker 1: it would just go around and around and around. And
Speaker 1: that's where I learned how to water skin. I feel
Speaker 1: like I could still pretty much do it now. I
Speaker 1: just hate falling off and the boat has to circle
Speaker 1: back and come get you what it pains.
Speaker 2: It's embarrassing. It is. It is so when you're just
Speaker 2: sitting in the water with like your skis up.
Speaker 1: And the worst part about it is there's a boat
Speaker 1: full of people that are waiting to go after you,
Speaker 1: and you're the idiot that falls off and they have
Speaker 1: to circle back and get you, and then you have
Speaker 1: to try to go again, and everybody's waiting as well.
Speaker 1: It's like banana boating, yes, but especially when it's people
Speaker 1: you don't know. When it's friends, it's like, ah, you idiot,
Speaker 1: and they throw stuff at you. But if it's like
Speaker 1: you're on a tour or something and you have to
Speaker 1: wait for people you.
Speaker 2: Don't know, it's yeah, banana boats where you intentionally give
Speaker 2: yourself whiplash. That sounds great. I haven't been on a
Speaker 2: bioto of that since I was a senior in high school.
Speaker 2: So there's certain things, and this is something that I
Speaker 2: wanted to bring up. There's certain things that I now
Speaker 2: look at and am kind of terrified to do. No,
Speaker 2: we're not terrified, but just inconvenienced by Like yesterday, going home,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh traffic. Yeah, I was never this person,
Speaker 2: but now I'm like, ugh, I gotta leave at the
Speaker 2: right time. I don't want to sit in a traffic
Speaker 2: Who does Nobody wants to sit in it? And I
Speaker 2: used to not be so curmudgeting with that.
Speaker 1: This is holiday weekends are the worst Oh, come on, Andy,
Speaker 1: why do you hook it up to there so people
Speaker 1: can hear it?
Speaker 2: Oh? I love watching you for well, how long? That's
Speaker 2: not that long ago. That's when you were little. That
Speaker 2: was my friend Burrille. Andy, whitepops are great. How long
Speaker 2: ago was July seventeenth, twenty sixteen. Okay, so you were
Speaker 2: still a tike. I mean I'd still probably fall the
Speaker 2: exact same way.
Speaker 1: I mean I would too, it would take me a
Speaker 1: little bit to kind of get the feel for it again.
Speaker 2: But see with water, and I'm just not afraid of
Speaker 2: any any aquatic activity. I don't mind like snorkeling, I
Speaker 2: don't mind scuba diving. I don't mind jumping from any
Speaker 2: distance into water. I could just water. I'm all good
Speaker 2: with I.
Speaker 1: Used to be that way. But I wouldn't cliff dive anymore.
Speaker 2: Like back I would. I love that back in the
Speaker 2: Action Park days.
Speaker 1: You don't really remember because you're you're not.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not of Action park Age.
Speaker 1: Yes, we did cliff diving there, and I remember it
Speaker 1: as a kid. I didn't care.
Speaker 2: I just went off to thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was very dangerous BECAUSEY would let people
Speaker 1: go immediately after you and almost jump on you. But
Speaker 1: it's just I don't like that sensation of falling. So
Speaker 1: that's why I will never jump out of an airplane.
Speaker 1: I'll never bungee jump. I just can't take it.
Speaker 2: You just have to like test your limits.
Speaker 1: I go on the Ladybug roller coaster and adventure Land
Speaker 1: and I screamed.
Speaker 2: I'm not even surprised. Sorry they change it to the Rattlesnake,
Speaker 2: but still really Cooper and I went on the other
Speaker 2: day and.
Speaker 1: I was screaming, Oh my god, and she's like, ha
Speaker 1: ha ha ha. But I did get some balls, and
Speaker 1: I went on there knew there's this thing called the Fireball.
Speaker 1: They call it a roller coaster, but it's not really
Speaker 1: a roller coaster. It's this thing that goes on a
Speaker 1: track and then it goes whoo when it goes around
Speaker 1: the curve, and then it goes and goes whoo and
Speaker 1: shakes back and forth. So it also was kind of
Speaker 1: like she was. She was screaming, and I was just
Speaker 1: laughing the whole time. It was it was that uncomfortable
Speaker 1: laugh where I didn't really want to scream, so I just.
Speaker 2: Like, ha ha, she was screaming. That's really comforting. To
Speaker 2: be next to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, one maniacally laughing. I didn't know what else
Speaker 1: to do because I didn't want to yell.
Speaker 2: But it was it was interesting.
Speaker 1: I would do it again. I don't like roller coasters,
Speaker 1: but I wouldn't call that a roller coaster. I can't
Speaker 1: even do the swings anymore. You know, the swings they
Speaker 1: go around to.
Speaker 2: See No what, no what? I need to feel secure
Speaker 2: and a swing is not secure.
Speaker 1: No, I feel like that things are gonna fly off
Speaker 1: over one ten and land on the car.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not. I can't do it. He just in
Speaker 2: the bucket seat.
Speaker 1: Ah yeah, it just and that just gets my stomach. Now,
Speaker 1: it's really weird. As you get older, things change, like
Speaker 1: I can't go on the swing set in the backyard
Speaker 1: more than like three swings before. Oh I get I
Speaker 1: get the huzz from the regular actual swings in a
Speaker 1: park now, so forget.
Speaker 2: Oh we'll be back right after this and we're bad. Sorry,
Speaker 2: we need to get two ad breaks. How was that hole?
Speaker 2: It was good? Those ads? Sometimes they are the same
Speaker 2: ones twice, No why you could talk to speaker for it.
Speaker 2: And occasionally they are n espaniol. Don't they know our audience.
Speaker 2: I know they know. I mean again, they just fill
Speaker 2: it with whatever content, So huh. I'm not gonna complain
Speaker 2: because it brings in the cashish.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's one, some it's two.
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: I don't understand how that all works me either, But
Speaker 1: yet here we are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess. So why aren't we gonna get on
Speaker 2: some other like thing and peop people are gonna pay?
Speaker 2: Can we make money on this? But we've been doing
Speaker 2: here for so long? Well, I mean you had some
Speaker 2: leads with things. No, I don't mean that.
Speaker 1: But weren't we supposed to get on like some other platforms.
Speaker 2: No, this is the platform that he yes, all the
Speaker 2: other ones that you can go to, they're like, if
Speaker 2: you sign up, we'll try and sell you. But if
Speaker 2: we don't we make the money. What about the big
Speaker 2: company that owns us? Aren't we're like, we're gonna do
Speaker 2: something with them or whatever. Yeah, I mean we could
Speaker 2: try that. Just give it some time. Can we try
Speaker 2: that again?
Speaker 1: Just give it some time, Just give it some time.
Speaker 1: Things are working behind the scenes. I mean I have
Speaker 1: all the time in the world, Andrew it seems like
Speaker 1: it nothing going on.
Speaker 2: So here I am. Yeah. So anyway, what else is doing?
Speaker 2: Well No, no, you were just talking about getting the hoods.
Speaker 1: From oh the huzz from Swings.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just uh, it's weird because this is the first
Speaker 1: time ever that I actually bought a season pass to
Speaker 1: an amusement park.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Cooper really wanted one, so I got one for her.
Speaker 1: Adventureland is like one of her favorite places to go.
Speaker 1: I told you again, it's like it's a smaller ish
Speaker 1: like figure, think about like a six Flags but a
Speaker 1: quarter of that that's Adventureland. And you know, it's a small,
Speaker 1: family run park. It's been there for like sixty This
Speaker 1: is actually their sixtieth anniversary this year. Yeah, and so
Speaker 1: Cooper has the season passed and I got one too,
Speaker 1: so I can just kind of go with her whenever
Speaker 1: she wants to go for a couple hours or whatever.
Speaker 1: And there's just things I won't go on. I won't
Speaker 1: go on the Pirate Ship.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: That's the one that goes like this. It just swings
Speaker 1: back and forth. Way back in the day, and some
Speaker 1: amusement parks still have them. They call them the Looping
Speaker 1: Star or something, and it's the pirate chip that would
Speaker 1: go all the way the frigg around. Yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: because if you stand at the bottom of that thing.
Speaker 1: If you don't remember, really remember when I was a
Speaker 1: little kid, all the swing sets were made of with
Speaker 1: like metal poles, and when you would swing on them,
Speaker 1: the pole would come up out of the ground. Every
Speaker 1: time you went forward, the pole would come up out
Speaker 1: of the ground. And they're much more secure nowadays, but terrifying.
Speaker 1: When I was a youngster and they had the looping Star,
Speaker 1: if you stood at the bottom of it, the thing
Speaker 1: that it was attached to the ground would actually kind
Speaker 1: of move when it was up in the air, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't I think that this is
Speaker 1: really safe. You could count me out on county fair rides. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the traveling ones, no, absolutely not.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No gravitrons for me, especially ones on a truck, no,
Speaker 1: thank you. Is that the one that spins? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: always wanted to do. Apparently people like stand up against
Speaker 1: the wall and it goes around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like vomit and it flies around like a mixer,
Speaker 2: like a cement mixer, just vombit goes everywhere. So I'm
Speaker 2: not doing that. No, I wouldn't do that because if
Speaker 2: one person throws up on it. No, it spews everywhere
Speaker 2: and goes around with this centrifical force. Nope. And I
Speaker 2: will remember that day for the rest of my life
Speaker 2: and then be sworn off of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got rid of the gravitron at adventure Land.
Speaker 2: Fecccini Alfredo was another thing. I don't eat Fecccini. Say
Speaker 2: that again, Fecccini ALFREDA. How can we say it like that?
Speaker 2: Because that's so I always said it. Say it fecuccini. Yeah, Feccuccini,
Speaker 2: you add like an extra thing to it. I didn't
Speaker 2: even notice that way. Why won't you eat Feccini alfred
Speaker 2: I got sick off of it. Oh, so you had
Speaker 2: to tell you the day I got sick off, you
Speaker 2: had bad Fettuccini Alfredo. It was okay, So it was
Speaker 2: two thousand and one, Yeah, and it was September. It
Speaker 2: was like the second week of school. And I remember
Speaker 2: getting it because we went someplace in the city afterwards.
Speaker 2: I know what you're saying, Wow, that's really close to
Speaker 2: the bad day that things happened. My parents took us
Speaker 2: to that site like the week after to see it.
Speaker 2: So we went to this Italian Russian that was down
Speaker 2: there I got sick, and I forever think of fetch
Speaker 2: chini alfredo and how I got sick of it, and
Speaker 2: I've never had it since. That's one of those things.
Speaker 2: It's something like too cheesy, too much. It has a
Speaker 2: negative effect on you and you don't ever eat it
Speaker 2: again or do it again or whatever I mean. Is
Speaker 2: kachu a pepe the same thing though? Or is it different?
Speaker 1: Cotta a peppe is with the name of a restaurant.
Speaker 2: No, that's an Italian dish. I've never heard of that.
Speaker 2: You've definitely had. She talks about on them Elvis talks
Speaker 2: about all the time.
Speaker 1: Away thought it was a restaurant. Are there capers in it?
Speaker 2: No, it's literally like pepper And I think it's like
Speaker 2: a creamy sauce. What kind of pasta is it? It
Speaker 2: can depend. Oh, and usually sometimes they'll put like Italian meat.
Speaker 1: So it's so it's a dish or is it like
Speaker 1: the feti? It's a dish, Okay, So it's not like alfredo.
Speaker 2: But it's like cheesy dish, almost like an alfredo. We
Speaker 2: sauce just with like other things, and I eat that
Speaker 2: and I'm fine.
Speaker 1: See, in mid two thousand and seven, we were all
Speaker 1: about feccuccini alfredo because Amy was pregnant and for whatever reason,
Speaker 1: she would crave the alfredo.
Speaker 2: See that's it.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, So it kind of looks like fettuccini alfa
Speaker 1: or whatever alfredo with like cheese and pepperine.
Speaker 2: Oh it's so good. It looks delicious when it's homemade. Sometimes,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's so freaking good.
Speaker 1: And can I ask a question? Yeah, it's another annoyance
Speaker 1: of mine. Yeah, why do restaurants say homemade? Like is
Speaker 1: someone like making it at home and bringing it in
Speaker 1: like the homemade soup of the day. They can say
Speaker 1: storm made, restaurant made our kitchen's how good is yeah? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: Like the grandma's not making it in the house and
Speaker 1: bringing it in because, first of all, I think that's
Speaker 1: a legal I'm not sure, but you know, health codes
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. I mean, it sounds nice, but
Speaker 1: it's not their home.
Speaker 2: Would be your gripe. This would so be your gripe,
Speaker 2: which is one thing that I think a nice, pleasant
Speaker 2: restaurant where it's probably like, oh ar Nana made this
Speaker 2: recipe and then there's you sitting with the stupid menu.
Speaker 2: It's that homemade. Okay, it's not homemade. They should say
Speaker 2: Nana's recipe, our Nana's recipe homemade, not you know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: Like you just said they can't say homemade. I didn't
Speaker 1: mean to say homemade. But it's just say our Nana's recipe.
Speaker 2: Or Nana's homemade, Nana's restaurant made. Like how stupid does
Speaker 2: that sound? Just let them have homemade homade. It sounds
Speaker 2: really nice. It does.
Speaker 1: But if you think about it, it's technically not made
Speaker 1: at home.
Speaker 2: It's not made. That's all not there. It's scammed.
Speaker 1: No, there's plenty of things like that. I think about things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you think maybe a little too much
Speaker 2: into it. You're right, give it some leeway.
Speaker 1: You're right, I probably do.
Speaker 2: What can you do? This iced tea was actually pretty
Speaker 2: good today. Andrew told you told me refreshing. It's usually
Speaker 2: you're like, oh no, I need to have this stuff
Speaker 2: Boks refresher that fills its sugar.
Speaker 1: That's untrue. I don't drink that. I don't drink Starbucks
Speaker 1: cold drinks.
Speaker 2: I do not. Well, technically you do drink their tea
Speaker 2: because whatever hot tea you get is just they dump
Speaker 2: the regular tea in there and just warm it up.
Speaker 1: No, the one that I get has steamed lemonade in it.
Speaker 1: What well, that's the sweetener. What's the matter?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 1: See, I probably should not have had this because I
Speaker 1: need to go for a clean like I'm not gonna.
Speaker 2: Have time to go home. It's an unsweetened iced tea.
Speaker 2: It's really not doing much. It's tea though it's tea.
Speaker 2: It's see.
Speaker 1: I normally what I like to do before I go
Speaker 1: to the dentist. I'm sure everybody does, is go home
Speaker 1: to teach their teeth, lost their teeth. Maybe you know,
Speaker 1: you got a floss before you go to the dentist,
Speaker 1: so you can pretend that you floss all the time.
Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna have a chance to go home
Speaker 1: and brush and flaws. So I'm gonna go there and
Speaker 1: have to apologize and say I'm sorry. I just had lunch.
Speaker 1: I didn't get a chance to go home, and there's like,
Speaker 1: you know, a piece of celery stuck in my tooth.
Speaker 1: They dentists must see the most disgusting things, like when
Speaker 1: somebody with the clean mouth comes in, they must be like, ah,
Speaker 1: son Jesus, yeah, same thing with like a butt doctor. Well,
Speaker 1: for god, you know, like every once in a while
Speaker 1: they probably get a nice, pristine butthole, but you know,
Speaker 1: I'm sure for the most.
Speaker 2: Part they're not pretty well. Thank you so much for listening.
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Speaker 2: No I don't. It's alway, guys, so much for listening.
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Speaker 1: I had the wrong destination and my ways there.
Speaker 2: We don't have to go. We can end it.
Speaker 1: Why are you forcing it off because it's forty five
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Speaker 1: So, by the way, I must say, for the last
Speaker 1: month or so, we've been promoting Other Scott coming on
Speaker 1: and asking us questions or something like that next week.
Speaker 2: So we hope he's going to be on next week.
Speaker 1: Yes, just keep getting screwed up scheduling because he's a
Speaker 1: West coast guy.
Speaker 2: You know, he is at start. Technically he's Mountain time.
Speaker 2: He is.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's Colorado, Rocky Mountain high.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 1: They have that Rocky Mountain chocolate factory that is based
Speaker 1: out there, which was a cereal for Calloggs.
Speaker 2: For a minute and it was so good. Well maybe
Speaker 2: they'll bring it back. They won't. Okay, it was a
Speaker 2: limited thing. Get the ball. No, I'm not ready yet.
Speaker 2: Other Scott's coming. Thank you guys for listening, and until
Speaker 2: next week.
Speaker 1: Wait, there's going to be a brand new Serial Killers
Speaker 1: on Monday. That's the actual podcast that started this all
Speaker 1: where we try cereal one new one and some other
Speaker 1: stuff each time, and.
Speaker 2: We'll padding and you're padding, you're padding.
Speaker 1: Just letting people know in case they've never listened to
Speaker 1: the actual Cereal podcast and we're padding, and we're padding.
Speaker 2: What's the problem and keep stretching this out? Get the ball, Andrew, God,
Speaker 2: you millennial, it's just a hurry, hurry, hurry. Yeah, what's
Speaker 2: better than me sitting here? Tell us some of your
Speaker 2: old stories, Dad? Isn't that what this podcast is all about? Yeah,
Speaker 2: but again, forty five minutes is more than enough. And
Speaker 2: we already said we're out by forty five, So where's
Speaker 2: the research, not that you would even read it until
Speaker 2: next time? Say clank Andrew, clink, clink. You're awesome. Everyone
Speaker 2: loves you. You're incredible, and you're brilliant. You're so eager
Speaker 2: to leave you rule. Okay, you rule?
Speaker 1: Thank you, Lenny Mud. We're we We need balls, we
Speaker 1: need serial killers, bowls, well and bowl chat bawls.
Speaker 2: Dog dog bandanas and cell phone cases and T shirts
Speaker 2: and custom merch shart with bowls and spoons. Maybe, well,
Speaker 2: let's reach out to people. Did we end?
Speaker 1: Should we clean again?
Speaker 2: Because it's going too long? Clink