WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - Lend Us an EAR 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:03.120 Here we go, Andrew, I pushed the button. We did it. 0:00:03.200 --> 0:00:03.760 I pushed it. 0:00:04.400 --> 0:00:07.000 Yeah, Hey, hit a start thing real quick start. Did 0:00:07.040 --> 0:00:09.680 you fix the screen because it was broken last time? Remember, Yeah, no, 0:00:09.760 --> 0:00:10.719 I got it, fixed it. 0:00:10.760 --> 0:00:14.360 You're rebooted. I can't really hear myself there, I am. 0:00:14.360 --> 0:00:16.280 Did you control all delete your Superman box? 0:00:16.360 --> 0:00:20.040 Now? Hit it? Hit what bull Chat? Yeah? This is 0:00:20.040 --> 0:00:24.560 bull chat nothing bull Chat to chat to chat, bull Chat, 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:28.160 bull Chat to chat, bull Chat to chat to chat. 0:00:28.360 --> 0:00:31.240 Welcome to June. Today's June first. 0:00:31.280 --> 0:00:34.240 Wow, happy birthday, Cubby. He doesn't listen, No he does, 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:34.839 I don't know. 0:00:34.920 --> 0:00:37.360 He was a special guest on this podcast. Doesn't mean anything. 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:38.519 He should be listening. 0:00:38.880 --> 0:00:41.560 So welcome to boll Chat. It's Wednesday, June first. Andrew 0:00:41.760 --> 0:00:43.919 says this episode can only be forty five minutes. I 0:00:43.960 --> 0:00:47.680 just told you this was going to happy hitting kidding. 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:49.800 I have a dentist appointment today and I must be 0:00:49.840 --> 0:00:53.519 out of here by twelve forty five. Yeah, so that 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:55.880 means nothing to you because you're listening to this whenever. 0:00:55.960 --> 0:00:57.800 But so we only have about forty five minutes. Yeah, 0:00:57.840 --> 0:01:00.640 I need to go see the dentist. They were supposed 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:02.320 to call me after the last time I went and 0:01:02.360 --> 0:01:04.840 they never did. Oh, so now I need to schedule 0:01:04.880 --> 0:01:05.400 my cleaning. 0:01:05.800 --> 0:01:08.040 Okay, well I have a cleaning today. That's exciting. 0:01:08.120 --> 0:01:09.759 I was there last week or two weeks so because 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:12.560 I had that filling that came out. Yeah, they pounded 0:01:12.560 --> 0:01:15.120 it back in. It was really uncomfortable because there was 0:01:15.120 --> 0:01:17.200 like a still a shard hanging that she couldn't She 0:01:17.280 --> 0:01:18.640 kept trying to get she kept trying to get the 0:01:18.720 --> 0:01:21.480 dental fluss in between, and it kept breaking, so she 0:01:21.520 --> 0:01:23.560 had to keep filing it down. And it's that burning 0:01:23.600 --> 0:01:25.559 tooth smell. Ooh, that's the worst. 0:01:25.560 --> 0:01:27.560 I hate that. Well I'm gonna give a grim statistic. 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:30.800 Uh oh, and this is just depressing, so sorry for that. 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:36.960 As No, it's true, dentists agree, No, dentists have the 0:01:37.040 --> 0:01:40.160 highest rate of suicide among doctors. I'm among doctors. What yeah, 0:01:40.200 --> 0:01:42.759 because of bad breath from the patients. I don't know. 0:01:43.840 --> 0:01:47.039 Vets also have one, but I mean vets are doctors, right, Yeah, 0:01:47.200 --> 0:01:49.320 technically yes, yeah, they have doctor in front of their name, 0:01:49.440 --> 0:01:51.000 but dentists are the highest. 0:01:51.040 --> 0:01:54.240 So does Taylor Swift. Well that's a different that's a PhD. 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:55.960 Whatever, it's still do she's a doctor. 0:01:56.160 --> 0:01:58.600 No, there's many different types of doctors. 0:01:58.880 --> 0:02:01.800 I always had this one teacher in school. She was 0:02:01.800 --> 0:02:06.120 a music teacher, and I as whatever, I shit you not. 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:10.080 Her name was doctor Pepper. Oh wow, And we just 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:11.760 always wanted to call her missus. But then it was 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:13.680 funny because doctor and she was the one that would 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:17.680 always get mad if you said missus, it's doctor doctor Pepper. 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:20.120 I don't think they had diet yet, so we couldn't 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:23.600 make any jokes. Yeah, it's you know what, if you 0:02:23.600 --> 0:02:25.680 want to call yourself a doctor, by all means I 0:02:25.720 --> 0:02:30.079 will respect it. Yeah, I'll respect it. 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:32.639 Basically means you spent a lot of money for a degree. Uh, well, 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:34.800 it depends or it was an Again, if you're an 0:02:34.919 --> 0:02:37.880 m D or a d O, that means that you 0:02:37.919 --> 0:02:40.440 are so an MD, I can prescribe you medicine. 0:02:40.440 --> 0:02:42.960 That means I'm a medical doctor. I'm a doctor that's 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:46.920 in the hospital. I have a practice whatever d O. 0:02:47.240 --> 0:02:49.800 What is it called a practice? I don't know, shouldn't 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:51.160 be practicing. I mean I could always just call my 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:51.960 friend who's a doctor. 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:53.919 Now, well he won't know. That's just what they could 0:02:53.960 --> 0:02:55.880 that he knows a lot of things. No, I know that, 0:02:55.960 --> 0:02:57.720 but that's just what they call it. It's a it's 0:02:57.760 --> 0:02:59.840 a practice. It's a medical practice. And I don't know why. 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:01.400 That's kind of frightening, isn't it. 0:03:01.440 --> 0:03:02.079 I'm very confused. 0:03:02.080 --> 0:03:04.919 You're practicing on me, no practice, you should practice before you. 0:03:04.880 --> 0:03:07.520 Have this practice. Well, dentists also have to go for 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:09.280 more medical school. I heard that. 0:03:09.320 --> 0:03:12.120 It's crazy, Like Cooper wants to or actually one of 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:14.800 them wants to be an orthodontist and when they found 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:17.000 out that it's like eight more years of school, like, eh, 0:03:17.160 --> 0:03:17.840 I'll be a VET. 0:03:17.880 --> 0:03:20.480 Because with like becoming an MD or a d O 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:23.800 who's not a dentist, you go to regular school. But 0:03:23.800 --> 0:03:25.960 then if you want to become an orthodontist or a dentist, 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:29.200 you have to go for even more school. It's crazy, it's. 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:31.480 Nuts because there's a separate dental part that you got 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:33.000 to do and you have to wait tables in the 0:03:33.040 --> 0:03:35.520 meantime because you got to make money somehow, right, yeah, 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:38.000 I mean you get paid like really low. But the 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:42.600 thing with doctors that I found again mds and doos 0:03:43.600 --> 0:03:48.240 or dentists when you're a DDS DDS, so with that, 0:03:48.600 --> 0:03:51.080 when you're done with it when you go through the 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:54.480 match program, a lot of them say, hey, here's a 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:57.440 crap ton of money, and we'll also pay back your 0:03:57.440 --> 0:04:01.000 student loans. Oh that's nice, but that's reserved for the 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:03.560 people that are going to like eight ten years of school. 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:05.240 Okay, if you're going to get a PhD in like 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:08.840 English literature, chances are NYU isn't praying for it. 0:04:09.760 --> 0:04:12.560 I don't understand why there's still MD license plates because 0:04:12.560 --> 0:04:14.920 in New York here they still have that. Back in 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:16.680 the day, that used to mean something like you used 0:04:16.720 --> 0:04:19.000 to be able to park anywhere because when doctors would 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:21.120 come to your house and it was like house calls, 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:23.280 they were like they would speed up in front of 0:04:23.279 --> 0:04:23.480 the house. 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:23.920 It didn't matter. 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:25.920 They could park wherever because they had MD license plates. 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:28.039 They were like an ambulance but their car. Yeah you know, 0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:30.520 but now are dramatic weight Well now, well I just 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:32.599 picture like a cartoon, like a car just speed up 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:34.839 to a house running inside with their doctor bag with 0:04:34.839 --> 0:04:36.840 the red cross on it, you know, and the thing 0:04:36.839 --> 0:04:38.440 on the head with the mirror. What was that dumb 0:04:38.520 --> 0:04:40.120 round thing on the head with the mirror. Now antors 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:42.280 don't wear those things. Maybe in the seventies on like 0:04:42.279 --> 0:04:43.320 like dramas on TV. 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:45.600 I think those are just made up for movies, probably 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:46.920 what the doctors were. 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:49.760 But now you see MD license plates and DDS license 0:04:49.760 --> 0:04:53.480 plates and PE and like New York has the most 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:56.080 amount of initials at the beginning of plates that you could. 0:04:56.120 --> 0:04:59.440 They even have like BMW club, like they have all 0:04:59.440 --> 0:05:01.000 these weird license plates. 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:01.600 Interesting. 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:04.440 We have a beach plate. It's the beach scene. It's 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:05.760 the Isle of New York beach scene. 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:07.480 Ah, yeah, I don't have that. I don't have a 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:08.200 vanity plate. 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:10.840 Well it's not vanity, it's just it's a they call 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:15.000 it a not a custom. But it's the something that's cool. 0:05:15.120 --> 0:05:16.960 I forget what they call it. But whatever it is. 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:19.640 They have different regional it's a regional plate. It's a 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:21.200 region plate. Yes, that's what it is. 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:23.440 Yeah, I go back to being a doctor. I don't 0:05:23.440 --> 0:05:26.280 think I could ever be a doctor. It's too difficult 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:30.600 for me. No, I don't find that. That's me. I 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:34.560 just the amount of school required. I would probably okay, 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:39.080 I would probably not be good with that. Yeah, it's 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:42.520 a bit wit be too much for me. I don't 0:05:42.520 --> 0:05:44.520 have the mental capacity. I like this radio thing. Right. 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:45.760 I didn't have to go to school at all. So 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:48.960 that's fun. Yeah, that's fun. Anyway, then you have me 0:05:49.000 --> 0:05:50.960 who went to school and still want up here. So 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:54.080 what does that say? Well, anyway, did you have a 0:05:54.160 --> 0:05:55.880 nice week? I was just going to ask you, Well, 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:57.960 I'm asking you first. I did. I did? I had 0:05:57.960 --> 0:05:58.440 a nice wig. 0:05:58.480 --> 0:06:00.960 And you know, I live on Long Island, and you know, 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:03.320 all these years they've had the beth Page Federal Credit 0:06:03.400 --> 0:06:05.719 Union air Show at Jones Beach. You once had a 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:09.159 lisp on it almost but you know, people think that 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:11.400 it's in beth Page, but it's not. That's just the 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:14.520 name of the Credit Union. That's the bank who sponsors it, 0:06:14.560 --> 0:06:16.479 so they get the name on it. But it's at 0:06:16.560 --> 0:06:20.320 Jones Beach. It's not in beth Page anyway. So the 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:22.719 planes have been flying over my house because the airport 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:24.160 is right near my house where they take off and 0:06:24.200 --> 0:06:26.880 land from. And I've never actually gone to the show because, 0:06:27.160 --> 0:06:30.160 oh my god, beach traffic, Holy hell. I Memorial Day 0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:32.359 weekend trying to get down the Waldtap Parkway or the 0:06:32.360 --> 0:06:34.080 Loop or the Ocean or whatever's down over there. 0:06:34.120 --> 0:06:36.359 Even coming back from my parents last night, I left 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:38.880 my parents house at eight thirty and still head over 0:06:38.920 --> 0:06:39.919 an hour of traffic. 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:42.800 You thought you were smart, didn't you, But you weren't terrible. 0:06:42.839 --> 0:06:44.280 So anyways, you know what, I want to go to 0:06:44.360 --> 0:06:46.720 the air show this year, And so a light bulb 0:06:46.720 --> 0:06:48.080 went off in my head. I said, you know what, 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:51.400 we can ride our bikes from the park to Jones Beach. 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:54.120 So I loaded up the truck with three bikes. It 0:06:54.160 --> 0:06:56.839 was me, Ashley and a friend of hers, and we 0:06:56.880 --> 0:06:58.359 went to the park, got to the parking lot and 0:06:58.400 --> 0:07:02.440 we started riding to the beach. And so about three 0:07:02.520 --> 0:07:04.960 quarters of the way there, there's a drawbridge. You know, 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:07.080 there's a couple of different bridges, but there's only one 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:09.280 that's a drawbridge. So I was probably about ten seconds 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:10.800 in front of the girls because I wanted to give 0:07:10.840 --> 0:07:12.960 them their space. You know, they're like giggling and listening 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:15.800 to their Harry styles and whatever, and so I give 0:07:15.880 --> 0:07:18.600 him about a ten second you know, lead time behind me. 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:20.800 And so of course, wouldn't you know, as soon as 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:22.240 I got halfway across the bridge. 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:24.000 Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:25.720 And the gates start going down and they don't know 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:27.240 what to do, so they just stopped, you know, which 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:29.960 they're supposed to, I guess, And so we got separated 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:32.000 by the drawbridge. So here I am on the other 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:33.720 side of the bridge. I'm like, oh my god, you know, 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:36.000 and there they are waving to me. And then all 0:07:36.040 --> 0:07:37.720 of a sudden, the bridge starts going up and Ashley 0:07:37.760 --> 0:07:38.120 calls me. 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:40.920 She's like, Dad, there's a creepy guy here with the 0:07:40.960 --> 0:07:44.400 people of alcohol and he's talking to us. 0:07:45.240 --> 0:07:47.240 And I said, oh my god, Ashley, I can still 0:07:47.280 --> 0:07:49.800 see you, so just keep keep looking at me and people. 0:07:49.920 --> 0:07:52.560 Is there anybody else there? No, I said, there will 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:54.440 be because the bridge is up and people continuous to 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:55.000 keep riding. 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:56.560 So like within the. 0:07:56.440 --> 0:07:59.520 Weather's cars right, well, yeah, cars are stopped also, but 0:07:59.600 --> 0:08:01.320 you know this like the bike path off to the side. 0:08:01.360 --> 0:08:03.120 So within like five or ten seconds, it's like a 0:08:03.120 --> 0:08:05.640 family of people pulled up and I said, okay, just 0:08:05.720 --> 0:08:07.800 stay by them. And I saw the creepy guy as 0:08:07.840 --> 0:08:10.760 I was riding over. He's carrying some bag and Ashley's like, 0:08:10.800 --> 0:08:12.480 he's got a big bottle of alcohol. It was probably 0:08:12.480 --> 0:08:14.800 a water bottle, but I'm not sure exactly what it was. 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:15.600 We didn't clarify. 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:17.360 This poor guy just wants to go to the beach. 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:20.560 But then we're hearing a girl say he's creepy. So 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:23.320 like seven minutes later, ten minutes later, finally the thing 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:25.840 opens and they came out, Oh my god, you guys, okay, yeah, 0:08:25.960 --> 0:08:26.560 just whatever. 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:30.400 So we got there. It's beautiful. There's so many people. 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:32.600 It was a kind of day where it was supposed 0:08:32.640 --> 0:08:34.280 to rain all day. It was the first day of 0:08:34.320 --> 0:08:38.120 Memorial Day weekend. It was Saturday, and so all the 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:40.240 planes were doing their thing. The show was late because 0:08:40.240 --> 0:08:42.679 of the cloud ceiling. So we got there just in 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:43.520 time and it started. 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:44.000 It was nice. 0:08:44.120 --> 0:08:47.400 Things were flying around and doing all their acrobats and things, 0:08:47.760 --> 0:08:49.360 and so we stopped and we had lunch, and then 0:08:49.400 --> 0:08:52.280 all of a sudden, they're like, attention, ladies and gentlemen, 0:08:52.760 --> 0:08:55.440 due to incoming weather, we must clear the beach and 0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:58.880 cancel the remainder of the air show for today. Please 0:08:58.920 --> 0:09:01.160 stay calm, you know. And meanwhile everyone's like. 0:09:01.120 --> 0:09:03.000 Oh, that's gonna say. That makes people get calm. 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:04.880 You know, they're leaving the beach, and I'm like, damn it, 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:07.360 because they said the weather's coming in about forty five minutes. 0:09:07.440 --> 0:09:07.640 Wow. 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:09.440 And that was about the time it took us to 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:11.880 ride from the park to the beach. So we finished 0:09:11.920 --> 0:09:13.920 our tacos and we got the hell out of there 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:15.959 and we just made it back. I loaded the bikes 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:18.880 up and it started monsooning. So that was our Saturday. 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:20.760 Huh what was your Saturday like? 0:09:21.320 --> 0:09:21.400 So? 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:23.560 I went to a Mets game on Friday. Oh that 0:09:23.640 --> 0:09:25.200 was the good one, right, yeah, that was the one 0:09:25.280 --> 0:09:27.720 they won. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I went to that one. 0:09:27.760 --> 0:09:31.040 I went with my friend Tommy his wife Gina. Gina 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:33.640 did not but his wife Nicole went. Oh and one 0:09:33.640 --> 0:09:36.440 of our other new friends that we made. Wait, he 0:09:36.440 --> 0:09:37.839 had time off on working on the docks. 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:39.000 Yes, I guess he did. 0:09:39.040 --> 0:09:41.040 Oh that's because the union has been on strike, so 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:41.800 he didn't have to work. 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:48.360 Yeah, I guess. So, Okay, nothing, But anyway, I saw 0:09:48.360 --> 0:09:50.920 the Mets game. Okay, that was a lot of fun. 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:52.680 I bet money on it and I won. 0:09:52.640 --> 0:09:54.480 What on like bet MGM or something like that. 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:57.320 So the thing is I enjoy Like if you tell 0:09:57.360 --> 0:09:59.600 me right now, hey, do you want to bet on? 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:02.079 I don't. No. The hockey game tonight, the Rangers playing. 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:04.840 They won the other day again, there's a there's a 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:05.720 game coming up. 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:09.160 Well, no, they won Game seven, they go to the 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:09.840 Eastern whatever that. 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:12.480 So if you told me right now you're gonna go 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:15.000 put it on your bet mgm app or your fan 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:18.800 duel for DraftKings, take my one hundred bucks. I just 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:21.440 trust you know what you're doing, because you're the sports person. 0:10:21.760 --> 0:10:23.880 Oh, just like I trusted you with the coinbase thing. 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:28.000 Listen, it'll go back up. Uh huh. But anyway, I 0:10:28.080 --> 0:10:30.520 just was like, I like the number four, he'll get 0:10:30.520 --> 0:10:33.959 four strikeouts, and it wound up working. But then games 0:10:34.000 --> 0:10:35.840 throughout the weekend they were like, you could just do 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:37.960 it yourself. You don't know how to place bets. I 0:10:38.000 --> 0:10:41.200 don't know how to place bets. It's so compute. What's up? 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:44.280 I had to get explained what a parlay was. I don't. 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:46.640 They always say, oh, I don't know what parlay is. 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:48.040 So I've learned this, Okay. 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:52.280 Parlay basically means okay, so you think the Mets are 0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:57.439 gonna you know, strike someone out first, okay, And you 0:10:57.559 --> 0:10:59.920 also think the Mets are gonna get you know, three 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:02.960 home runs. This is getting very technical. And you also 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:06.040 think that there's going to be two bases touched by 0:11:06.040 --> 0:11:08.839 one player. No, it's too much. You basically are making 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:11.680 side bets to your main bet, and if you win 0:11:11.840 --> 0:11:13.880 all of them, you get a bigger pot of money. 0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:16.719 So parlay is a multiple bet pretty much. So can 0:11:16.760 --> 0:11:19.360 you bet like how many sunflower seeds? Like someone's gonna 0:11:19.360 --> 0:11:19.719 spit out? 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:22.680 You get it? If it's a parlay, then yes, you 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:24.480 could say the Mets are going to hit a home 0:11:24.559 --> 0:11:27.599 run first, and you know this player is going to 0:11:27.640 --> 0:11:29.000 spit out for some flower seeds. 0:11:29.040 --> 0:11:31.520 That's insane. Yeah, and someone keeps tracking. But we won 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:34.760 on the parlay, Yes we did. I won three hundred bucks. Wow, 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:35.200 good for you. 0:11:35.440 --> 0:11:38.959 I felt great, cool, it was wonderful. But they kept 0:11:39.000 --> 0:11:41.720 saying over the weekend, are you betting on this game? Well, no, 0:11:41.880 --> 0:11:43.560 because I don't know how to do that. I looked 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:44.040 at the app. 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:44.600 Do you know? 0:11:45.760 --> 0:11:47.120 Just tell me what you think this means. 0:11:47.360 --> 0:11:50.160 I don't know. Yeah, I didn't either, So bet So 0:11:50.200 --> 0:11:52.439 many betting apps now, and they must make so much 0:11:52.559 --> 0:11:56.480 money because they advertise everywhere. It's too much insane. Caesar 0:11:56.559 --> 0:11:57.040 what's his name? 0:11:57.120 --> 0:11:57.320 JB. 0:11:57.440 --> 0:12:01.040 Smooth over there, Caesar app. It's crazy how much they advertise. 0:12:01.120 --> 0:12:03.760 It's on TV, it's on radio, it's on buses. It's 0:12:03.760 --> 0:12:05.199 on subways, it's everywhere. 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:05.640 Too much. 0:12:05.720 --> 0:12:08.960 They even have infomercials. It's insane, way too okay, so 0:12:09.800 --> 0:12:13.479 this just pops up. You could bet on outs recorded 0:12:15.080 --> 0:12:16.480 outs to record a win. 0:12:16.679 --> 0:12:18.680 No, it's way over my head. A five to one. 0:12:19.160 --> 0:12:20.800 Can you just simply bet win or lose? 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:23.320 You probably can, but I don't understand what that would 0:12:23.600 --> 0:12:26.760 look like too much anyway. But anyway, the Mets game 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:29.120 was wonderful and they won. However, I will say baseball 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:31.880 is the longest sport and it gets so boring. 0:12:31.960 --> 0:12:34.360 It was it Saturday, Friday, Friday, Okay, so it didn't 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:35.040 rain on you? 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:37.320 Uh? It did it did? I got there for five 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:39.720 ish and we sat in the parking lot in a 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:42.400 car and drank for about an hour before we went 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:44.480 in because it was monsooning out. I got to their 0:12:44.520 --> 0:12:46.959 car at just the right time because right when it happened, 0:12:47.160 --> 0:12:50.080 I jumped in their trunk and it started downpouring. There 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:51.959 was no rain delay. H No. 0:12:52.040 --> 0:12:54.080 Oh wait, so they had junk in their trunk that day. 0:12:54.160 --> 0:12:56.320 I guess they did. Oh they did? Andrew? Yeah? 0:12:56.360 --> 0:12:58.559 Anyway, okay, cool. So Sunday I cleaned out the shed. 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:00.920 That was fun and Saturday summer friend Casey, and then 0:13:01.000 --> 0:13:03.680 Sunday I went to my parents' house. It was we 0:13:03.800 --> 0:13:06.439 hang out by the pool on Sunday and Monday splashies. 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:08.040 Splashies with Luna. Love that. 0:13:08.160 --> 0:13:11.360 But the shed cleaning was long overdue. I found stuff 0:13:11.400 --> 0:13:13.240 in there that I'm like, why why do I even 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:14.880 have this? It gets to the point where you just 0:13:14.880 --> 0:13:17.160 throw stuff in and you don't know what or where 0:13:17.200 --> 0:13:20.200 anything is. So I pulled everything out and swept all 0:13:20.240 --> 0:13:22.920 the crap out of there and just like I like, uh, 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:26.120 TETs it back in so it's you can actually walk 0:13:26.120 --> 0:13:26.439 in now. 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:29.000 It's really nice. Do you know I got scammed? Yes? 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:31.680 How did I get scammed? You always you know, because 0:13:31.679 --> 0:13:34.240 you always do? Oh wow, okay, I always get scammed. 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:39.240 Go on Gandhi scam me. Okay she said last night? Yeah, 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:45.040 hey tomorrow there's a meteor shower. Okay, cool? Do you 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:48.600 want to go? Yeah? Go yeap, because we like sit 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:51.080 on a hill in a prairie, not a If you 0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:52.800 go to a dark enough spot, you could see the stars. 0:13:52.880 --> 0:13:54.480 Right where do you go? What? You on? An overload 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:56.719 with a dark spot? So like if we went to 0:13:56.760 --> 0:13:57.959 Liberty State Park. 0:13:57.960 --> 0:13:59.680 Yeah, that's because you have to go out of a city, 0:14:00.320 --> 0:14:00.520 go a. 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:03.160 Little bit again to a darker spot where there's less 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:07.880 light pollution. Okay, so I said, yes, I'm in. So 0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:10.240 we had a plan twelve thirty. Wait, this is for 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:12.880 yesterday last night. Okay, oh yeah, so two nights ago, 0:14:13.240 --> 0:14:15.320 so Sunday into Monday, Monday into Tuesday. 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:17.760 Yeah yeah, that would be this morning. 0:14:18.120 --> 0:14:21.640 Yeah. Well at the time of recording. Oh no, ahead, 0:14:21.960 --> 0:14:27.400 So anyway, she says, great, it's a plan. I'll text 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:29.240 you at twelve thirty. I sent my alarm for twelve 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:32.200 fifteen last night. For twelve thirty, we're gonna meet up 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:34.480 to either go outside, we're gonna figure out how to 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:36.800 watch this because she also says it's a meteor storm. 0:14:37.280 --> 0:14:39.480 If you get it and it's right, you're gonna see 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:41.840 so many meteors. It's like a once in every however 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:44.680 many years thing. Now, do you have a rooftop. No 0:14:44.920 --> 0:14:47.160 you don't, but I have giant windows in my apartment, 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:48.600 so I'm like, oh, I could probably just see it 0:14:48.640 --> 0:14:48.960 from mine. 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:51.120 No, you need to spin around more than that. Go on, 0:14:51.240 --> 0:14:52.760 I want to hear the scam. 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:56.080 Twelve thirty comes around, she text me and She's like, 0:14:56.120 --> 0:14:58.120 should we go to the park. I'm like, what happens 0:14:58.120 --> 0:14:58.960 if it's not good? 0:14:59.440 --> 0:15:01.520 Are you allowed to just go to the park at midnight? Well, 0:15:01.520 --> 0:15:03.520 I mean the park is open one o'clock in the morning. 0:15:03.840 --> 0:15:05.320 If you find there's parking. 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:06.480 Spots that you could pull in to, you cut through 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:08.520 the gate. There is no gate. You take. You take 0:15:08.760 --> 0:15:10.960 there's now a road through Liberty State Park. You take. 0:15:10.960 --> 0:15:13.160 You drive through bolt cutters, and you go through the fence. Yeah, 0:15:13.200 --> 0:15:15.720 bolt cutters. Okay, if it's any it's as good as 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:18.200 the security at half of those parks there. They don't 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:18.920 lock the chain. 0:15:19.000 --> 0:15:20.280 Okay, you just move it. 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:25.160 Go on. So I'm like, let's just stay in our apartments. 0:15:25.160 --> 0:15:26.640 We shouldn't go to the park, just in case it's 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:29.360 a dud. So I'm at my apartment, it's now one 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:31.960 o'clock in the morning, and I'm looking out my window. 0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:34.120 Not a damn meteor passed by. 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:36.320 But you can't just look out one st you have 0:15:36.320 --> 0:15:39.040 to look all three hundred and sixty degrees around looking 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:39.960 at your windows. 0:15:39.760 --> 0:15:42.640 Ninety one outside. You know what she saw, not a 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:44.480 damn thing. I bet if you went to the park 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:46.280 you would have seen something absolutely not. There were so 0:15:46.280 --> 0:15:48.200 many clouds last night. Oh okay, well there you go. 0:15:48.480 --> 0:15:53.360 So all this to say space has disappointed me, that's 0:15:53.360 --> 0:15:55.720 not really a scam. It's a scam. You just didn't 0:15:55.760 --> 0:15:59.000 see anything. Please, nobody saw a thing. I'm sure if 0:15:59.000 --> 0:16:01.080 I go on TikTok now it's going to be like, hey, guys, 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:04.840 I saw the coolest media shower, yeah, or media storm. 0:16:05.040 --> 0:16:07.280