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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's revolutionizing the way we write,

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Speaker 1: with a new smart pen that loudly screams out every

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Speaker 1: word that you put to pack where it was so

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Speaker 1: now the entire room you can hear you're scrawling into

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Speaker 1: your diary. Imagine at school. Do you like me? Dang it?

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Speaker 1: It's all thanks to Laser Stories, this segment where we

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Speaker 1: read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone

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Speaker 1: else does, except we've got a laser. There's other doodle dandies,

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Speaker 1: just don't. This first laser story is out of China.

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Speaker 1: An eighty one year old man named Zang shu Ye

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Speaker 1: was out on his balcony from a high rise apartment

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Speaker 1: building when he accidentally dropped his cell phone. Oh oh no.

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Speaker 1: He was hanging right on the edge of the building

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Speaker 1: fifteen floors up, so he attempted to go over the

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Speaker 1: barrier to try and grab it. It was suspended like.

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Speaker 2: An eighty one year old climbing on a high ride.

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Speaker 1: Well, the worst case scenario happened. Zang lost his balance

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Speaker 1: and fell over the rail. At least get one text

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Speaker 1: in before it's all over. Luckily for him, another resident

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Speaker 1: on the seventh floor had installed a heavy duty clothes

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Speaker 1: drying rack attached to their window, and with all the

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Speaker 1: strings and chords on it, it miraculously caught him like

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Speaker 1: a cartoon exactly so. According to the police report, the

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Speaker 1: resident was about to go check her laundry when she

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Speaker 1: looked out the window in shock and saw Zang just

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Speaker 1: sitting there waving back at her man's.

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Speaker 2: Dry How are old people so chill? Almost to a

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Speaker 2: death and now he's waving.

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Speaker 1: She called for help, and eventually a security guard tied

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Speaker 1: a fire hose around his own waist and then climbed

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Speaker 1: out and saved the old man.

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Speaker 2: Trust your own nuts if you're going to do that.

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Speaker 1: Thankfully, he only came away with minor injuries when he

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Speaker 1: probably should have died that day.

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Speaker 2: That's crazy, But Alexis needs to know what about the.

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Speaker 1: The phone did not make it, so was it worth it?

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Speaker 1: A funeral for his iPhone next week? Zang says he

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Speaker 1: is grateful for the clothes rack and believes that if

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Speaker 1: that scenario ever happened again, he would probably be caught

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Speaker 1: a second time. That he's just got a guardian angel

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Speaker 1: on him all the time. This next laser story is

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Speaker 1: out of the Fragrance forum. I'm not sure if we

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Speaker 1: covered this on the show, but Bath and Bodyworks debut

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Speaker 1: a new pizza and ranch candle last month.

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Speaker 2: Cramy dude. I feel it's so hard to keep up

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Speaker 2: with all the weird candles that keep getting released.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well you don't have to anymore, because a press

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Speaker 1: release says they've already discontinued. Interesting, disconted, discontinued.

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Speaker 2: I will say, I'm sorry. If you take a Hawaiian

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Speaker 2: pizza and dip it in some ranch, it is like

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Speaker 2: next level.

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Speaker 1: It is pretty wild. We're talking about candle candles.

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Speaker 2: They discontinued it because people were trying.

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Speaker 1: To eat them. That is definitely not why. The reason

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Speaker 1: is Apparently dozens of customers, if not hundreds, tried to

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Speaker 1: return the candle because it was making people gagg The

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Speaker 1: description on their website probably should have tipped us off.

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Speaker 1: It says it has notes of gooey cheese, and do

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Speaker 1: you really want your entire home to smell like hot cheese?

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Speaker 1: I mean, already does I think assuming and cold cheese.

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Speaker 1: It's not actual cheese that you're smelling either. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: is this the deli? Also a TikTok went viral last week,

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Speaker 1: where a bunch of girls smelled it inside a store

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Speaker 1: and looked like they might puke as well. Someone in

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Speaker 1: the comments said they smelled it too, and their quote

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Speaker 1: life flashed before their eyes.

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Speaker 2: Wohde, don't you kind of want to smell one?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 2: I mean, why do we only want to smell things

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Speaker 2: that are really good or really bad?

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Speaker 1: It's now sold out on the Bath and body Works website.

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Speaker 1: People are weird, and when reports came out it was

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Speaker 1: making dozens gags. Suddenly everybody wanted one, just like the

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Speaker 1: feeling I just had. The company says they're not going

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Speaker 1: to restock it, though it's got a rating of a

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Speaker 1: one point five stars with over two hundred bad reviews.

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Speaker 2: Wow, such thing as bad press, right, Bath and body Works,

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Speaker 2: I don't know about that.

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Speaker 1: This next lazer story is out of trend town. When

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Speaker 1: you think of fancy bag brands, Fendy, Louis Prada, those

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Speaker 1: all come to mind. Well, now you can add another

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Speaker 1: designer to that list, Trader Joe's. Oh yeah, I say

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Speaker 1: that because outside of the US, the Trader Joe's canvas

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Speaker 1: totes are reselling for upwards of fifty thousand dollars. Oh my, good.

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Speaker 1: That is crazy.

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Speaker 2: So cute though, but they're so stupid. They're the mini toates.

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Speaker 1: They're lunch bags. Everyone used some for lunch. I just

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Speaker 1: hate how small they are.

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Speaker 2: These are big my lunches.

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Speaker 1: But that's the point. Who keeps talking about lunch? Can

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Speaker 1: we get like like an boiled egg in here or something? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Someone us delivery pizza of the studio. These are the

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Speaker 1: same tots that sold together as a group of four

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Speaker 1: for under ten bucks total. Yeah, underten, underten.

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Speaker 2: My trader Joe's had him, and I didn't buy any.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was like, what am I going to

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Speaker 2: use that for it?

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Speaker 1: Right now? Well?

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Speaker 2: I probably could have resold it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I should right now. The US has a rule

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Speaker 1: limiting customers to only purchasing two because of their high demand,

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Speaker 1: but overseas they've reached a completely different status entirely. It's

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Speaker 1: like the Boo boos.

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Speaker 2: My friends live in Europe say, now, it's almost like

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Speaker 2: two sick to have one that they're getting embarrassed to

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Speaker 2: have them in Europe because so everybody has all.

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Speaker 1: They are being listed on sites similar to eBay with

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Speaker 1: the starting auction price of ten grand. Wow, that's a

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Speaker 1: wild there's over six hundred trader Jos in the US,

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Speaker 1: but zero internationally. However, if you walk down the streets

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Speaker 1: of London right now, you wouldn't know it because there's

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Speaker 1: estimates that one in ten women currently own one. Let's

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Speaker 1: go to your final laser story out of Hong Kong

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Speaker 1: local shopping malls in the news after adding windows to

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Speaker 1: their public bathroom stalls.

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Speaker 2: Grown.

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Speaker 1: But you can't see through them unless the person inside

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Speaker 1: the stall lights up a cigarette.

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Speaker 2: But if they're just lighting a match to, you know,

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Speaker 2: make it better for the next person is But it

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Speaker 2: works amazingly.

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Speaker 1: Okay, definitely not going to the bathrooms after a brook

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Speaker 1: note taken. Yeah, it's better, But if you light up

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Speaker 1: a cigarette then you can see everything inside.

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Speaker 2: Apparently crazy technology.

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Speaker 1: Smoking in bathrooms is still common in China, and officials

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Speaker 1: are trying to stop that by installing a glass that

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Speaker 1: goes from frosted to clear. If it detects smoke.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but you're not that embarrassed because you have your

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Speaker 2: pants on when you're smoking, right.

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Speaker 1: Most I don't know how they do it. People could

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Speaker 1: see smoking inside and whatever else that you're doing while

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Speaker 1: you're in there. On top of that, allowed audio message

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Speaker 1: also gets broadcast to alert people to put down the

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Speaker 1: cigarette and leave no. No, that would get it. Please.

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Speaker 2: You know, do you ever feel like we don't have

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Speaker 2: enough public shame in this country?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we got to bring that back.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: A spokesperson for them All said the new system seems

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Speaker 1: to be working. They used to get several complaints a

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Speaker 1: day about people smoking in the bathrooms, but it's dropped

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Speaker 1: off dramatically since they've installed these. So maybe see through

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Speaker 1: bathroom windows would actually work here in our country. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know. This guy just ordered a dozen of them

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Speaker 1: and installed them inside his terrarium, Okay, because he wants

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Speaker 1: to be seen with whatever and shoeever. He is doing

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Speaker 1: it at the moment, and that's how means Laser Stories

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Speaker 1: has come to an end for the day. We'll do

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Speaker 1: it again, same time a Monday