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Speaker 1: Hello everybody, and not to mention, Hi, this is Sam.

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Speaker 1: I'm coming at you live from our big, big tour,

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Speaker 1: and I'm here to say that one today you will

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Speaker 1: hear our live episode from Chicago, Illinois, which I think

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Speaker 1: I can say was one of the best nights of

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Speaker 1: my entire life. I think, in fact, I'll be chasing

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Speaker 1: that high until the day I die. I worry that

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Speaker 1: I'll see my child be born and feel nothing but

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Speaker 1: a memory of what it was like in Chicago.

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Speaker 2: So we're so.

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Speaker 1: Excited for you to hear that episode where things got

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Speaker 1: a little bit wild. Let's just say that. And I

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Speaker 1: also just want to say that the tour is almost over.

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Speaker 1: We have one final date by the time that you

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Speaker 1: were hearing this, and that is in Los Angeles, California,

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Speaker 1: on September sixteenth, at the Tearogram Ballroom at six pm.

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Speaker 1: It's you know, it's a little happy hour style show.

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Speaker 1: I would argue and guest announcement. Guess what we have

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Speaker 1: Joel Kim Booster and Pat Reagan on the show. Plus

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Speaker 1: we're gonna have somebody else as well, and that will

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Speaker 1: be coming soon. So please get tickets to that La show.

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Speaker 1: We can't wait to you know, end this tour on

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Speaker 1: a high, high note. Shout out to fall Out Boy

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Speaker 1: and Pete Boot Judge. And then I also want to

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Speaker 1: say that after the tour is over, if you are

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Speaker 1: in New York City, I am doing my solo show,

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Speaker 1: Club Comic again on September twenty first at the Bellhouse.

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Speaker 2: And I can't wait because, as you know.

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Speaker 1: I've been a damn road dog for a month and

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm considering it my homecoming. So I'm doing Club

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Speaker 1: Comic at the Bellhouse and I would love, love love

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Speaker 1: to see you there. Julio Torres will be opening the show.

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Speaker 1: You know, maybe we'll bring a couple of sleeves for sale,

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Speaker 1: you know, get some seed money going. And I think

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be a huge fucking blast. Okay, so get

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Speaker 1: tickets to either of those. I'm back to only promoting

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Speaker 1: New York and La the Coastlity is born or reborn,

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Speaker 1: I guess. Okay, enjoy the episode Bye Bye. Live show

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Speaker 1: starts now.

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Speaker 2: God, Wow, that's crazy. This is wild. I'm like, I

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Speaker 2: think was to be like we're like Kanye on that thing.

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Speaker 2: It's like what you don't open.

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Speaker 1: My instinct was like I think I'm gonna go. Like

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Speaker 2: Was good as much as when we entered, and that

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Speaker 1: George, that's such a sad way to look at life.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, wait, I'm so happy we're here. It's crazy.

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Speaker 1: I know, it's actually crazy. We're so thrilled to be

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Speaker 1: in Chicago.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is sort of like the we've been on

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Speaker 3: this is sort of the headliner of those cities.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because all those other cities they are like not

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Speaker 3: And we we are recording this and I was like,

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Speaker 2: Totally. Yeah, from the people to the food, the culture,

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Speaker 1: I do think both of us had like fantasies of

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Speaker 3: also like basically we get there, I'm like, okay, so

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Speaker 1: Like no. I if I've learned anything from this tour,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we and actually one of us needs to step

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Speaker 1: I mean we've always said, look at us, two gay

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Speaker 2: Yeah. But wait, how does it feel to be Is

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Speaker 2: this a homecoming for you? I feel this is complicated.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I lived in Chicago for like my parents moved

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Speaker 1: It's actually more valid than many of you. Oh were

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Speaker 2: And I decided to go with a Cub's debit card.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because I was like, what do people from Chicago do?

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Speaker 1: When I used it in when I was in college

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Speaker 1: But then every time I would come here, every time

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Speaker 2: It's a joke. We are like we get too excited

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Speaker 3: And like I'll say, we had quite literally three slices

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Speaker 2: Oh, we're getting booed like I'm not feeling good. The

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Speaker 3: I text my on that we were in Chicago and

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Speaker 2: It's like, first of all, relax, She's like, maga, I'm

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Speaker 2: like relax, No, I'm like, but it is.

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Speaker 1: It's a fun the way that I'm already fantasizing about

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Speaker 2: It's like it's gonna be huge, Like what the fuck?

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Speaker 3: I'm literally looking at our schedule for tomorrow and it's

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Speaker 2: From being all day. Oh I gonna have more pizza,

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Speaker 2: Damn what else? Thanks? Yeah, thanks, guys. Wow, wow, who

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Speaker 3: See, when we were in Minneapolis, the Minneapolis State Fair

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Speaker 1: I also have like, because of the time that I

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Speaker 3: Well, when you're somewhere that you lived when you were

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Speaker 1: I literally was like, George's this amazing restaurant. And then

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Speaker 2: I was, yeah, I just wanted you to feel safe.

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Speaker 2: I know, I know, I know, you know George hasn't

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Speaker 3: Well, I looked up you know, Big Check regarding is

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Speaker 1: it's more than a blessing because I see stuff that

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you would think that brands would hire him, know,

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Speaker 1: So I predicted that me Thinks was coming back, and.

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Speaker 3: And it is, of course, the methinks movement, the me

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Speaker 1: Let's get a joining, share a retweet. Your voice matters.

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Speaker 1: But I was, you know, it was half joke. It's like,

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Speaker 1: someone who feel we feel neutral about yeah, named Taylor

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Speaker 3: She was lotting the new single from one miss Selena Gomez,

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Speaker 2: And she's like, indub down the street? Wouldst thou like

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Speaker 1: So I mean when she said me thinks, first of all,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, because it's like, are we not alt?

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Speaker 1: I mean Methinks used to be such an underground community

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Speaker 3: That must be how Taylor Swift feels. Where whenever she's

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Speaker 1: Honey, you wish No, I feel neutral, Yeah, you wish,

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Speaker 2: And truly, I'm right, Harry bought her reference.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, we do we say this for neutral?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I felt it felt. I likened it to like

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Speaker 3: Sam probably sat back climate change by at least two years.

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Speaker 2: You're welcome.

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Speaker 1: But they were like, like if I was in a

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Speaker 3: Wait, okay, this is actually genius. We like Taylor Swift

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Speaker 2: And hot. Yeah, we're like, this is bad and that's

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Speaker 1: I love that.

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Speaker 2: I love when you have sex positive.

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Speaker 3: I'm so sex positive as everyone here knows. Wait, speaking

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Speaker 3: But I'm like, we're not like dirty or raunchy comedians.

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Speaker 2: What if I do it? What if I do it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Because the whole time you're like, don't say cock, don't say.

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Speaker 3: should we start the show?

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Speaker 3: it's gonna be a rocket, it's gonna be Era's tour

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Speaker 1: But it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, well, there's no way around it. Please

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Speaker 3: put your hands together for ungiek.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello.

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, I'm just spelling everywhere.

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Speaker 2: Angie. I just spilled all over myself, whereas I'm dry,

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Speaker 5: Ah, that's true.

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Speaker 2: Actually, that's true. That's true.

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Speaker 5: I know that's why I'm Owy's moist.

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Speaker 2: Wait what was up with what everyone pretended they didn't

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Speaker 2: You know that was like a mass si coast.

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Speaker 3: If you have Mendela effect, get your annual check up,

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Speaker 2: Early, moist is cool. Uh yeah, yeah, speak on that.

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Speaker 2: Speak on that.

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Speaker 5: I've never met a moist thing that didn't enjoy face.

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Speaker 4: Frog.

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Speaker 2: Oh you don't want a wet blankets.

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Speaker 5: Famously a small experience.

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Speaker 2: You know that is so interesting?

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Speaker 5: Yes, I think it's so bizarre.

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Speaker 7: I I always thought it was like white people things,

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Speaker 5: But in Korea, famously, this is the best thing. What

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Speaker 3: I get a real Okay, so moist is a race.

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Speaker 3: If you don't like moist, that's racist. I think that's

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Speaker 5: Let's make it acknowledgements here. Thank you and Gie.

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Speaker 7: Christine, it was really good backstage. It was the love

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Speaker 1: perfect humidity in the Midwest that really sets me free.

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Speaker 2: That's when my true personality can come home.

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Speaker 7: You know what I'm talking about during the cours, during

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Speaker 7: a cool basement during the summer.

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Speaker 5: So frank you, yes, we're speaking good Western truths.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, conversations so far as only about humidity. What community straight?

446
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Speaker 2: Now? Oh we forgot your straight topics. You know what.

447
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,080
Speaker 2: Let's do the matter first, guess love that okay?

448
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Speaker 1: So Angie, we're very loose, by the way, because we

449
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Speaker 1: don't believe in structure, we don't believe in laws, and

450
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,479
Speaker 1: we also trust you guys to fill in the blanks.

451
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:14,680
Speaker 1: And if you're like, hey, isn't the supposed to be

452
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 1: ordered this. It's like, why are you a cop?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? So yeah, sorry, we don't have a topic sentence

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Speaker 2: in five paras. Yeah.

455
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Speaker 1: So essentially we're a podcast which about straight culture. So

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Speaker 1: now we have to ask do you have a straight

457
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Speaker 1: topic for us today?

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Speaker 7: I do, my, My, The thing that I think is

459
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Speaker 7: so straight is ap US history?

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Speaker 5: Wow, it is? It is.

461
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Speaker 2: People are rioting, people are going buck wild. That was crazy,

462
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:06,120
Speaker 2: People are burning history books.

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Speaker 5: Sounds like a lot of people got bores on that exam.

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Speaker 2: Yes, okay, I.

465
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Speaker 3: Have to I have to say this, which is I

466
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Speaker 3: didn't go to high school America, So can you to

467
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Speaker 3: explain to me the what what you would what a

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Speaker 3: p U.

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Speaker 2: S History is? So you actually don't know what it is.

470
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Speaker 3: I mean, I know there are AP classes and it

471
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,679
Speaker 3: stands for Advanced Placement, and so I assume that's the

472
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Speaker 3: one that's for US history.

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Speaker 2: Is that wrong?

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Speaker 1: That's literally okay, there's not much more to it than that.

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00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:45,400
Speaker 3: But the recognition people had, I'm like, there's something, Well,

476
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Speaker 3: we can't explain.

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Speaker 2: The soft power that the p U S History has. Okay,

478
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Speaker 2: I will.

479
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Speaker 3: Say one thing and then I will truly take a

480
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:58,440
Speaker 3: back seat and listen and learn about US history. One time,

481
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Speaker 3: when I was in high school in the country of Greece,

482
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Speaker 3: I had a friend from America come and visit and

483
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Speaker 3: she was actually no, I was in college, so she

484
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Speaker 3: was setting to be a teacher, and she was asking

485
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Speaker 3: about the educational system in Greece and she was like, so,

486
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Speaker 3: how do.

487
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Speaker 2: You do history?

488
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Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, we do like We'll do like

489
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Speaker 3: world history, then European history, then Greek history and then

490
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Speaker 3: sort of like repeat that. And she looks at me

491
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Speaker 3: almost like oh sweetie, and she goes, okay, but when

492
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Speaker 3: do you do US history? And I'm not making that up.

493
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Speaker 3: That was a real conversation. This is a woman from Portland, Oregon.

494
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Speaker 3: And she was like, wait a minute, something's missing here.

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Speaker 7: And I'm going to go on and live here and

496
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Speaker 7: say she was right, especially Greece get real. And that's

497
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Speaker 7: because I took US history and that's how I know

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Speaker 7: about our interventions there.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So what about APUs history specifically?

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Speaker 2: Straight to you?

501
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 7: Okay, So the ones that are like the recognition here

502
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Speaker 7: is I'm just going to go through sort of for

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Speaker 7: our friend, the advanced placement advanced placement, who is the

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Speaker 7: most Advanced Placed in our society straights US famously the

505
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Speaker 7: straightest country, okay, and then history Yeah, famously straight. No

506
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Speaker 7: more explanation needed, thank you.

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Speaker 3: I do agree with you that, Like it's like if

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Speaker 3: you want to go gay sociology, okay.

509
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Speaker 7: So so one hundred per so of the advanced placement

510
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Speaker 7: classes available there are ones that are gay psychology exactly,

511
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Speaker 7: AP psych gay, AP English gay, AP our History gay,

512
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Speaker 7: but I would say that also veers into like AP

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Speaker 7: biology by.

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Speaker 5: Yeah AP Spanish, also by uh yeah, Polly and Pollie,

515
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Speaker 5: thank you.

516
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Speaker 3: AP Spanish is literally Vica Christina Worthslona.

517
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Speaker 2: So I'm like to reference Woody Allen movies so open

518
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Speaker 2: with Kanye, and then reference Woody Allen. I'm like, damn,

519
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 2: the edge lord is really jumping out.

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Speaker 3: The way that we were literally I can't even Okay,

521
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Speaker 3: don't be mad at me for what I'm about to say.

522
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Speaker 3: We were at the airport when we passed Cinebon and

523
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Speaker 3: I turned to Sam and I was like, Luis c

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Speaker 3: K has this bit about cinnabun, And then I proceeded

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Speaker 3: to narrate the bit and Sam was just like keep

526
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Speaker 3: walking to be like, this is the man I tied my.

527
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Speaker 1: Just when I thought I was safe anyway.

528
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Speaker 5: I mean, I love the Reddit early AUTUMBI I do.

529
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Speaker 5: I love it.

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Speaker 3: We're doing horseshoe theory where like there are enough gay people.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, now I'm your bad. I'm taking Apu's history.

532
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Speaker 2: Well.

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Speaker 1: I think one thing about history that really feels straight

534
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Speaker 1: to me is that it's like the dates are so necessary.

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Speaker 7: I mean, and that's why it's mas yes, no, And

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Speaker 7: that's you take history, which is inherently gossip, right and like.

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Speaker 2: Totally, and you standardize.

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00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 5: It and you standardize it.

539
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 7: And not only do you standardize that, you ask someone

540
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Speaker 7: to take a test upon it.

541
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Speaker 5: And now I'm grading you, I'm judging you.

542
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Speaker 7: And it's the it's the academic rigor of it all,

543
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Speaker 7: Like anything that is rigorous academically straight, so like.

544
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Speaker 5: And also in a place that is, like in high school,

545
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Speaker 5: like a place.

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Speaker 7: That sincely we all know is famously gay, to do

547
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Speaker 7: and bring this rigord to it makes it straight and

548
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 7: it like renders it in some way which I think

549
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 7: is very toxic, which makes it straight.

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Speaker 2: Totally totally.

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Speaker 1: Well, I like gay history is like so playful because

552
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Speaker 1: you can just sort of be like the brick was

553
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Speaker 1: thrown yeah, and everyone's like true.

554
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 5: And then a bunch of queens got into it true.

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Speaker 3: Like I mean the way like we were talking about

556
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Speaker 3: the other day, you can be just at a gay

557
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Speaker 3: bar and be like you can smell the history here,

558
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 3: and then someone's like, okay, literally, name one thing that happened,

559
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 3: and you're like, if you.

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Speaker 2: Know, you know, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: There was a walk out or a sitting, a.

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Speaker 2: Death drop.

563
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Speaker 7: Just know it was huge, all right, But outside of that,

564
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 7: it's it's like to me, if it was history is

565
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 7: definitely like ESPN culture, like it is it's baby lawyers, right,

566
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 7: Like it's something about that, because like something about something

567
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,959
Speaker 7: you should know about straight cold that is not a monolith.

568
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Speaker 2: And progressive much like LGBTQ.

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Speaker 5: Yes we have to remember this.

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Speaker 7: And so there's like this subset of very specifically like

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Speaker 7: agro and white like New York Times crossword doing we

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Speaker 7: get the wordle.

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Speaker 5: On the first traw. Wow.

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Speaker 7: Yes, it is like it is competitive, it is aggressive,

575
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Speaker 7: and it is about being right.

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Speaker 5: It's something about it. It's like it's the beginnings.

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Speaker 7: Of Ben Shapiro's is the beginning of the Jordan Peterson's

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Speaker 7: Well you want to.

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Speaker 1: Be like I win ever re argument because I know

580
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Speaker 1: the number and it's like, no, that's not how No.

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Speaker 1: I do want to say just a quick sidebar is

582
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Speaker 1: that sometimes I see people that still post like.

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Speaker 2: Their word ole ranking and I'm like, we need to

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Speaker 2: send someone to check in.

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Speaker 7: Yes, yes, absolutely, and I guarantee you that person either

586
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Speaker 7: got our three on their APUs Extraight exam.

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Speaker 5: As in they you're not obtaining college credits, right.

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Speaker 1: Thank you and actually thank you because I did not

589
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Speaker 1: know what man, I actually forgot that, or.

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Speaker 7: They got a five, which is like they really did

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Speaker 7: well on it. So it's like it's there's this it's

592
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Speaker 7: either insecure or like this world that is unnecessary, and

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Speaker 7: you know.

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Speaker 5: It's it's something about that. It's like the espn of

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Speaker 5: it all.

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Speaker 7: Like that's what I was recognizing because I was in

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Speaker 7: an APUs history class. Also, did any of you guys

598
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Speaker 7: have an APS teacher that was a woman?

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Speaker 5: Oh my god?

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Speaker 2: Okay, but who had a man? And now.

601
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Speaker 3: I mean, and that's sociology, by the way, I just said,

602
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 3: that's quantitative sociology, and that also is valid and more

603
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Speaker 3: valid than history.

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Speaker 7: It is something about it that is it's like what

605
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Speaker 7: you're talking about with the dates. It's where like science

606
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Speaker 7: meets social social right.

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Speaker 6: Because if it was.

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Speaker 7: Humanities, which it should very much be, it's like it is,

609
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 7: it should be much for free, you know.

610
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Speaker 5: It's like this podcast. It should be free wheeling. It

611
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Speaker 5: should be loose.

612
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Speaker 2: Yeah. The best thing about the humanity is it's fake.

613
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,240
Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, and also I think the AP is a very

615
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 1: specific correct program yea, because you're sort of like one.

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Speaker 1: It's like you're not like, oh, I'm really interested in history,

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Speaker 1: Like I'd love to learn about the Civil War, Like

618
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Speaker 1: you're like, no, I want to do the best at history.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I want to.

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Speaker 7: Win history and specifically u ASS history. It's and the

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Speaker 7: culture around it, because it's probably one of the most

622
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,520
Speaker 7: common AP classes taught in our country. So it's like

623
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Speaker 7: it is that of it Like you can meet someone

624
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Speaker 7: you go to whatever sort of like Ohio State HAPEC

625
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:43,360
Speaker 7: just covered her face and like, you know, the experience

626
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 7: and the exam is the same. So like, regardless of

627
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:48,359
Speaker 7: how shitty your public school system may be, like you

628
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Speaker 7: may have they got it together for this class in

629
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Speaker 7: some way, and like and the kids that are attracted

630
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Speaker 7: to that and attracted doing well in it extremely.

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Speaker 5: Straight, the baby the baby Lawyer. It's West Wing.

632
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's West Wing.

633
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 7: It's the West Wing like vibe and culture, which is

634
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:08,880
Speaker 7: exceedingly like straight but like well meaning.

635
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Speaker 5: It's like we're we're liberal, but we are patriotic.

636
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:16,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's it's like it's that thing where they're like, yeah,

637
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 1: we know America is like has its problems, but what

638
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 1: if we ignored it?

639
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got.

640
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 7: I've read Zen, but I yeah still, but I still

641
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,799
Speaker 7: love Luis Kasy.

642
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 1: But I'm not not going to celebrate America every single days.

643
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 7: It is truly like something about that really resonates with

644
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Speaker 7: me because I do love the competition of it all.

645
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 7: It is like it's the American in me, like not

646
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Speaker 7: the everything else, but it's it is the aggressive part

647
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Speaker 7: of it and like the winning and the I don't know,

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Speaker 7: I think that's also where I saw my first bonus, like.

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Speaker 1: Because as history, because.

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Speaker 2: I didn't expect that just when I thought I understood

651
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Speaker 2: this topic.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, now he's he's very happily married.

653
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Speaker 2: Why I got him hard?

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Speaker 5: This is the thing. It's like just at that time

655
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Speaker 5: and that point in high.

656
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Speaker 7: School where like I don't know, it's sort of it's anything,

657
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Speaker 7: and it could be you know, it's like oh, Man

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Speaker 7: act pointing, Okay, not enough of you know about the

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Speaker 7: Man act.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well we asked who took us a not who

661
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Speaker 3: got a five.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what they taught at Ohio State.

663
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Speaker 1: But so I think before you potentially head out, I

664
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:57,399
Speaker 1: have to ask wow for you potentially let out. See,

665
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:02,200
Speaker 1: in my mind that was a genius segright because we

666
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 1: do this thing with all of our guests where we're like, so,

667
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,400
Speaker 1: do you have anything else to say? They're like no,

668
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:08,239
Speaker 1: I just did like a fifteen minute talk, and so

669
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:11,480
Speaker 1: we're like, okay, bye. So I thought that would be

670
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: genius seguay, but I did want to ask, what did

671
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 1: you get on the exam?

672
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 5: I got a very respectable four, Thank you very much.

673
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 2: Wow.

674
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,840
Speaker 3: That is so funny that you I'm sorry, hold on.

675
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 3: Your argument is that if you got a three or

676
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 3: a five that's straight and you got a four, you know,

677
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 3: I mean, it does feel like maybe you're working backwards

678
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:38,439
Speaker 3: from your own experience there.

679
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 2: That is genius.

680
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,399
Speaker 3: Well to walk in here and be like, well, yeah,

681
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 3: so if you get a three, that means you're like

682
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 3: cocky but incompetent. And if you get a five, it's

683
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 3: like relax nerd Anyway, I got a four and I'm iconic.

684
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 2: No, yeah, genius.

685
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 1: I mean it really is a case of the winners

686
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:03,760
Speaker 1: write the history books.

687
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:08,280
Speaker 2: Thank you. Wow?

688
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Goldielost. I'm sorry.

689
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 2: Sometimes neutral is best. Yes, we've learned that a lot

690
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 2: over and over again. And any final thoughts on a

691
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 2: p US history, I do.

692
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 5: Thank you so much for asking me. I really don't.

693
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,320
Speaker 7: I just I'm so glad that you guys all agreed,

694
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,880
Speaker 7: and I was really ready to defend my life.

695
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 5: But thank you guys.

696
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's even upon Jim everybody.

697
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 1: Wow, Okay, well that was groundbreaking.

698
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 2: That was incredible. That was crazy. I feel like I

699
00:39:56,280 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 2: learned US history. Definitely did.

700
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 1: And my segue wasn't a sleigh.

701
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,560
Speaker 2: Wait, no, it was genius. Well, it was genius, but

702
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 2: in like a rude way. No, no, no, no.

703
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong.

704
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 2: It was so smart. Sometimes you gotta be rude to

705
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:17,640
Speaker 2: be smart.

706
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 1: You think George Washington was polite?

707
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:45,360
Speaker 2: Well behaved men rarely make us Coco Chanel, Did we

708
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 2: want to do ours?

709
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,840
Speaker 3: I mean, now, I'm like, what if we fully flop

710
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 3: basically what we've been doing at these shows, and this

711
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 3: is the first time.

712
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:55,879
Speaker 2: Okay, I guess I'll stop talk.

713
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 1: Go ahead, go ahead.

714
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 3: No, So for these shows, what you've been doing sort

715
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 3: of in the beginning, to like demonstrate what the pot

716
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 3: is all about. We'll come up with our straight topics

717
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 3: and just do like a few sentences on them and

718
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 3: then bring out the first.

719
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 2: Guest and we serve for good to do that. What

720
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 2: if we just say them really fast?

721
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 1: Is that?

722
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 2: Okay? Okay, I don't know. So mine was no show socks.

723
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 2: And what speaks to you about that?

724
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 3: I mean, well, of course it's shame based. It's like

725
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 3: you wanna you wanna hide something. It's very like I'm

726
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 3: trying to think of another I mean, it's almost like hasties.

727
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:46,760
Speaker 3: But for men, well, it's also boat shoe oriented, where.

728
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 2: You're like.

729
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 3: It's like if you if you're gonna wear boat shoes,

730
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 3: you better be in pain because you deserve it.

731
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:58,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's there's an invulnerability to yeah exactly. And there's

732
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:02,320
Speaker 1: also like I think there's this thing where some straight

733
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: people like to straight men specifically, like to pretend that

734
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:08,399
Speaker 1: they are not making a fashion choice, Like they're like, no,

735
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: I am the absence of fashion because if I were fashion,

736
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: it would be gay.

737
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 2: This is one of your big This is one of

738
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 2: your big thoughts. This is one of the big thoughts.

739
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 1: And no, I'm serious you guys, guys. This isn't a

740
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 1: fucking joke. This is one of my big thoughts. You

741
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:27,399
Speaker 1: can't have an absence of fashion, even if you're making

742
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 1: the choices. Not make a choice, you're making a choice.

743
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 3: Basically, Sam is Sam is very Meryl Street in the

744
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:36,799
Speaker 3: Devil Wars product where it's like, oh, you think this

745
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 3: has nothing to do with you.

746
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 2: That's you're talking to someone wearing no show sucks at the.

747
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 1: Crab shack, at the crab shack, and wait, what was

748
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 1: your Okay?

749
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:48,759
Speaker 2: And mine is controversial?

750
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 3: Controversial actually which is? And if you guys don't like it,

751
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 3: I'll be on your side.

752
00:42:55,920 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 1: Okay, So mine actually is Italian food. I think Italian

753
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 1: food specifically as like you're going out meal. Yeah, there's

754
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 1: a way to be like, well, I'm being fancy, but

755
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:13,839
Speaker 1: I'm not challenging myself in any way.

756
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the default cuisine. Yeah, when you think going out,

757
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:27,800
Speaker 3: it's like what's dinner, Emoji, it's spaghetti and red sauce.

758
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 3: It's not gonna be a a you know, like I'm malfunction.

759
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 3: They have to wheel me out. Uh No, it's not

760
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,839
Speaker 3: gonna be like. It's not gonna be like a you know,

761
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 3: fried rice. It's gonna it's gonna be it's gonna be apasta,

762
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:55,760
Speaker 3: it's gonna be pizza even Yeah, there's.

763
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:02,320
Speaker 1: For people over here. He just said the word pizza

764
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 1: and somebody snorted, and yeah, we snort shamed.

765
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:13,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I think Italian food. I do think it's straight,

766
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,399
Speaker 3: not necessarily in a bad way, just in the sense

767
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 3: that it's the default.

768
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 2: Of course, straight is not bad. We've always said that.

769
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 1: We've always been straight. It's so beautiful.

770
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:29,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, some of the like are all are all four

771
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:30,800
Speaker 3: of our parents are straight?

772
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 1: Not a lot of you can say that. Okay, Well

773
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 1: I think that was worth it. Yeah, No, and I

774
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 1: love doing it sort of out of order. It's a

775
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 1: really constructed episode.

776
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 2: There was another thing we forgot, and now I've forgotten

777
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 2: it again.

778
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 1: Well maybe i'll remember after the next guess.

779
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,359
Speaker 2: Because here's a hint. I have no idea what it is.

780
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 1: So I can't wait.

781
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's really nothing else like an say about that.

782
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 2: I guess all right, Well, everyone's cold as eyes.

783
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:07,760
Speaker 3: No, No, everyone actually loved your straight topics.

784
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:09,399
Speaker 2: No, you're so right, You're so right.

785
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:14,839
Speaker 3: If anything, I would say they this crowd loved our

786
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 3: topics more than any other crowd did when we did

787
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 3: them in the beginning.

788
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,759
Speaker 2: Well, sometimes sometimes you know, you.

789
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:24,799
Speaker 3: Need an underdog narrative. They were like, are they going

790
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:26,879
Speaker 3: to stick the landing? Even though it's an hour into

791
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:30,360
Speaker 3: the show. And with that being said, I think we

792
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:31,959
Speaker 3: should bring on our next Yeah, I can really agree.

793
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 1: We agree. Okay, we're so excited. Please give it up

794
00:45:38,760 --> 00:46:04,879
Speaker 1: for dairy queen. I mean, yeah, I was worried about that.

795
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 8: Chicago, Okay, can I say something? Y'all look gorgeous. Okay,

796
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 8: how are you doing?

797
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 1: Boys? When someone comes in and doms us, honey, honey, honey.

798
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 2: To come in and do physical comedy at us, we're

799
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:38,479
Speaker 2: trying to create an intellectual vibe. Welcome to Chicago, Home

800
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 2: of improv comedy. Okay, I don't have to tell me.

801
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 2: I took a musical improv class here. You should kill yourself.

802
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:52,919
Speaker 6: This is a thought.

803
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 8: I have this dos a thought. So my back is

804
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 8: like to this side of the room, was that okay?

805
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 2: I look great? Shut up? Al right? Well, We asked

806
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 2: all of our guests this, what are the vibes like backstage?

807
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:08,320
Speaker 8: The vibes are terrible. Uh, I'm not gonna worry about it.

808
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:09,959
Speaker 8: And I will say and I don't think Andree brought

809
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 8: this up. Y'all could have had any food you wanted

810
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 8: down there, and they get and they get deep Dish pizza.

811
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,360
Speaker 1: Right, baby?

812
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:24,360
Speaker 2: What is going on with these booze? This is so weird.

813
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 2: You guys made it. We were trying to support the

814
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 2: local economy, right, honey, I try. I got to the

815
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 2: damn Wiener Circle. Then okay, the.

816
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 8: Owner of the Wiener Circle is here, right, No, it's

817
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 8: actually insane to get deep Dish pizza when you know what,

818
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 8: drag Queen's on the lineup.

819
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:47,359
Speaker 2: So that was hateful. Of that was hateful, and I'm

820
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 2: still course at it.

821
00:47:48,200 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 3: So yeah, well we also had clip soda, okay, right, I.

822
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 1: Think Darry we the teefish pizza is because we're like

823
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 1: humble and shy.

824
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, honey, if you're if you're wait, wait, this is

825
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:15,840
Speaker 8: gonna be a good joke. The only people for Chicago

826
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 8: are gonna get honey. If you're humble, you should go

827
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 8: to Humble Park, you know, I'm talking about Hey, hey,

828
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 8: all right, whatever whatever.

829
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:35,239
Speaker 1: Can we cut her? Mic?

830
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 2: I think the straight thing in this room are these

831
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 2: two facts sitting in front of me.

832
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 8: Whatever. Whatever, See if I care, I come out here

833
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 8: and act like it's not like a huge honor for

834
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:56,879
Speaker 8: me to be here.

835
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,959
Speaker 9: All right, all right, all right, I'll give a fuck

836
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:11,279
Speaker 9: by the way, all right, sit down, so dairy, right, Yeah, I.

837
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 1: Guess we're just going to continue like normal. Do you

838
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 1: have a straight topic for us today?

839
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:17,480
Speaker 6: I do?

840
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:21,800
Speaker 8: Uh, I was going to do getting COVID but wait,

841
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:23,279
Speaker 8: that's good, Yeah, that's good.

842
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 2: Yeah. Wait then what did you just the other one is? Uh?

843
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:32,600
Speaker 8: I think more universal? COVID is very small? Actually, yeah,

844
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 8: no one's ever had it. Didn't make much of a splash, No,

845
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 8: not really. Twenty twenty was awesome.

846
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 2: Well we got that cheeto out of the White House.

847
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 2: Oh right, okay, can I say something? What are your

848
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:53,440
Speaker 2: thoughts about the mugshot? What are your thoughts we actually

849
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:56,279
Speaker 2: cant the way we already are. That's going to be

850
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:59,839
Speaker 2: part of our final segment, So no spoilers. Okay, so

851
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:03,880
Speaker 2: let's kill myself real quick. Yeah, just speak clear. So

852
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 2: far you're not doing a great job. See if I care?

853
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 1: So has whatever always been like your catchphrase?

854
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 2: That's actually great.

855
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 8: My patchphrase is usually why do you get that giant

856
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 8: clock out? Let me suck it?

857
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:24,240
Speaker 2: That's usually what it.

858
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 1: Is, Terry. Did you missed the part where my parents.

859
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:41,280
Speaker 2: Are here and then I have to say whatever? Okay,

860
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:44,920
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm the physical comedy again. You are

861
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen. Gilda Radner. Honey, that's mister gild Radner

862
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:57,319
Speaker 2: to you. Okay, okay, wait, so it's not COVID. What

863
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 2: is your topic?

864
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:08,840
Speaker 8: It is choosing Bowser? You play Mario Kart? Okay, right, okay,

865
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 8: I'm the way. I once again don't know this topic.

866
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 8: Which one is Bowser? You honestly turtle?

867
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 2: Yeah? Sort of show? I think a turtle if he

868
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:26,399
Speaker 2: was hum show. But it's the one with a shell.

869
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:31,360
Speaker 2: He has a shell. Get mad at me, George. I

870
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:33,359
Speaker 2: feel that you are feigning agreece. I'm not.

871
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 1: I think because something is low brows and they're like no, no,

872
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:44,359
Speaker 1: It's like you can't like walk through a grocery store

873
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:46,359
Speaker 1: without finding out who Bowser is. You know what I mean?

874
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:51,759
Speaker 2: Read him? Okay, destroy that tway?

875
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 3: All right, so say more about what straightout choosing Bowser.

876
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 3: It was like, no, what would you know?

877
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:07,720
Speaker 8: Okay, uh, you have so many gay options, right, Okay,

878
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:13,319
Speaker 8: you could pick Okay, you could pick uh Pete, but

879
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 8: but make her daisy.

880
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:15,279
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

881
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 1: Change your color to beat.

882
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,759
Speaker 8: No, that's a super Smash Brothers but still right, also

883
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 8: super Smash Brothers, gay or straight?

884
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:28,319
Speaker 2: Everybody? Thank you? Thank you? Uh, it's us. It's us.

885
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 2: That's the straightest poice because Bowser also warrior as well.

886
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 10: Yeah right, well it's there's a there's a celebration of

887
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 10: straightness when you choose Bowser because it's like we already know, right,

888
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 10: and and like you could pick Luigi for example, for example,

889
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:48,480
Speaker 10: that would show you were an ally and it.

890
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,360
Speaker 3: Would be like I'm not here to you know me,

891
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 3: and sorry if I'm ignorant again, But is Louis Luigi

892
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:55,920
Speaker 3: to me is like Robin and Batman and Robin like

893
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:57,279
Speaker 3: it's he's gay.

894
00:52:57,239 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 2: He's yeah, he's well he's literally gay. Okay, I can

895
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:05,239
Speaker 2: I say what Luigi is?

896
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 8: Luigi is a like a power bottom lights off coming

897
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:11,640
Speaker 8: cump dump again.

898
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:16,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey parents.

899
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 1: Hey, okay, so right now on me, Like I've never

900
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 1: heard these words I've never.

901
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 3: Heard these words, right, right, No, but that's like me

902
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:27,760
Speaker 3: and Bowser. You're like, is that the one?

903
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:28,360
Speaker 2: Right?

904
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:34,920
Speaker 1: So okay? For context, George Luigi, all of his pictures

905
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:36,760
Speaker 1: in the games are him literally doing.

906
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 2: That's so true. That's so true.

907
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:43,640
Speaker 1: And he has his own solo video game in which

908
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:44,760
Speaker 1: he's vacuuming a mansion.

909
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:49,520
Speaker 3: Yeah all right, I'm there, all right. So to me,

910
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,840
Speaker 3: to me, peag feels almost like on the nose.

911
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:58,320
Speaker 2: That's what I'm an old queer, yo. That's why the

912
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 2: old queer in a row book.

913
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, who's like, you know, when I was young, I

914
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:04,799
Speaker 3: couldn't pick peach, and now I can.

915
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 1: No, it's for literally like the old guy I like

916
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,279
Speaker 1: the piano bar. Who's like, what's with this day thing?

917
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:20,840
Speaker 2: Right? Anyway, let's just send in the clowns right right right?

918
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:24,320
Speaker 1: Damn.

919
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 8: By the way, I'm not wearing any underwear. So if

920
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 8: you see me looking like a Kendle down here, that's

921
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:35,720
Speaker 8: look at this, that's crazy, that's crazy, Darry.

922
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:36,799
Speaker 2: I have to.

923
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 1: Uh, hey, girl, I have to say something.

924
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 2: Okay.

925
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm not being honest in this conversation.

926
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:55,280
Speaker 1: I don't play as Bowser, but in smash. I play

927
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 1: as Cannondorf. Now, no, you can have a verbal reaction

928
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:01,360
Speaker 1: and you can have a bar. All right, what do

929
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 1: we think about that?

930
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 2: Who hot?

931
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 8: Someone said hot hot, go to therapy, bitch. That's crazy.

932
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 8: That's Crazydorf. Uh he is strong?

933
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 2: Is that a crime?

934
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:24,320
Speaker 8: It's basically like playing like Arnold Schwartzenegger with a giant nose.

935
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

936
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:28,640
Speaker 1: I feel I feel like when people find out out

937
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:31,479
Speaker 1: about me, I feel embarrassed. Yeah, it feels like something

938
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 1: I'm hiding from the world and trying to stay closet to.

939
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 2: I have no idea what any of this means. Okay,

940
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:40,400
Speaker 2: shut up, no, no, no, ok First of all, hold on,

941
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 2: can I You are a curbby ass bitch. That's what

942
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:43,160
Speaker 2: you are?

943
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:53,799
Speaker 1: So true? Okay, you're Gannendorf. Yeah, George, it sounds like

944
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:55,320
Speaker 1: you heard me loud and fucking clear.

945
00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:57,680
Speaker 2: And what what universe is?

946
00:55:57,719 --> 00:55:57,879
Speaker 1: This?

947
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 2: Is this creature in Zelda? Zelda? Okay? Well I know

948
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:06,919
Speaker 2: link Yeah, because you're gay as hell, we got it.

949
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:10,680
Speaker 2: So Gandendorf?

950
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:13,760
Speaker 3: Is that the Gandolf of Zelda?

951
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:14,799
Speaker 2: No?

952
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 3: No, okay, he's ok And what does he look like?

953
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:23,239
Speaker 2: He's the big, muscular bad guy.

954
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:27,759
Speaker 3: You know who knows Okay, who at any point has

955
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:29,440
Speaker 3: not known a character that has been mentioned?

956
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:40,839
Speaker 2: Okay? Whatever? Yeah, and can I say and I'll say,

957
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:47,320
Speaker 2: y'all at the book club, you know, people are so

958
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:50,200
Speaker 2: vocal about the beginning of this that I was like, well,

959
00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:53,759
Speaker 2: I guess suddenly we're back at the anime convention. I know.

960
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,600
Speaker 3: I was suddenly like, I am literally the gay softball

961
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:59,520
Speaker 3: players about to beat up the anime people.

962
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:03,960
Speaker 1: I instantly code switch started talking about Gannon you really did?

963
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:09,680
Speaker 1: And now I'm so embarrassed. All right, okay, so.

964
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:13,399
Speaker 2: What do you choose when I'm playing Mario Kart? Yeah,

965
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:15,640
Speaker 2: you're like, I'm.

966
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:18,439
Speaker 1: Literally yes, whatever you're saying.

967
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:24,560
Speaker 2: What's that? Excuse me? Mario Mario? I know who? What's

968
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:31,440
Speaker 2: the big ape? What the hell? It's not King Kong,

969
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 2: it's not he huh?

970
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 8: All right, you'll hate it? Okay, all right? So who

971
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 8: do you choose when I play Mario Mario Kart? Either

972
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:51,120
Speaker 8: choose Koopa Trooper who little turtle guy? Okay, okay, guys

973
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 8: pushing it?

974
00:57:54,480 --> 00:58:02,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, n B non binary something, So I don't know.

975
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:08,320
Speaker 2: I either play a Koopa Troopa or like baby Mario.

976
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:17,640
Speaker 11: They're cute, cut those Yeah, yeah, Well where in the

977
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:21,720
Speaker 11: LGBTQ is it the plus when you are baby, Mario,

978
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:23,760
Speaker 11: I actually think you are.

979
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:24,680
Speaker 1: Being b.

980
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:27,600
Speaker 2: A bitch.

981
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:32,520
Speaker 1: Baby to me is so like you're bye and You're like,

982
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:34,600
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna be random, right.

983
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:39,480
Speaker 8: Right, Like it could go it could go either way. Okay,

984
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:41,040
Speaker 8: dobut how much tequila I've had?

985
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:41,640
Speaker 1: Right?

986
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:46,360
Speaker 2: And what's the other one? Who'd I say? Koopa troopa? Okay? Intersect?

987
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:54,920
Speaker 2: Next question? Right right, right right? What did we learn tonight?

988
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 2: You gotta play Mario Kart. It's so fun, Yeah, George,

989
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:01,000
Speaker 2: at some point you just do the cultural education.

990
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:02,320
Speaker 1: Okay.

991
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:04,479
Speaker 2: I'm one of these people that like when I.

992
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:11,360
Speaker 3: This is the trauma of the period of my life

993
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:13,480
Speaker 3: where I was, I'll say it an immigrant family in

994
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:15,640
Speaker 3: New Jersey and I did not fit in with the

995
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 3: other kids. And I went to play Mario Kart, and

996
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:19,440
Speaker 3: I didn't know what all the little arrows were, and I.

997
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:22,800
Speaker 2: Would always lose arrows. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

998
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:25,760
Speaker 2: I don't know the er.

999
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:28,959
Speaker 3: It doesn't come naturally to all of us. And people

1000
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:30,720
Speaker 3: were like, there's a method to the madness. I'm like, well,

1001
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:34,480
Speaker 3: I'm pressing all the buttons nothing's working.

1002
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:37,040
Speaker 2: I'm just hearing excuses.

1003
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:40,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't think it stopped you in any

1004
00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:42,040
Speaker 1: other field, you know what I mean.

1005
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:48,959
Speaker 3: Okay, so's time I'm being cosplayed for not playing video

1006
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,720
Speaker 3: games and you guys are being the jocks.

1007
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:54,520
Speaker 2: That's the hottest thing anyone's ever said to me.

1008
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:56,760
Speaker 9: Wow.

1009
00:59:56,920 --> 01:00:02,280
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, Darry, do you have any final thoughts on

1010
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 1: Bowser uh?

1011
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:08,040
Speaker 2: In Mario Kart specifically, Mark Kart specifically? Can I say,

1012
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:12,160
Speaker 2: is it still the number one gross movie of the year? Mario? No, Barbie,

1013
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:15,480
Speaker 2: Barbie Barbie. Yeah, that's why I'm choosing next time I

1014
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:17,680
Speaker 2: play Mario, right right, I have no.

1015
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:24,480
Speaker 1: Final thoughts, Sime, give it up for de Quin everybody.

1016
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:25,640
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you.

1017
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:36,360
Speaker 5: Wow.

1018
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:44,720
Speaker 1: Okay. The way you're bullying me, I'm sorry, it's crazy. Well,

1019
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:46,840
Speaker 1: I want to say, you're literally this is this is

1020
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:47,360
Speaker 1: the same to me?

1021
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:48,240
Speaker 2: Be normal.

1022
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:51,200
Speaker 5: Hmm.

1023
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:53,520
Speaker 1: I seem to remember you yelling that at people at

1024
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:58,480
Speaker 1: the anime yesterday. Now when the mirror's on you, it's bad.

1025
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:03,880
Speaker 1: Uh No, I want to say, there's being dombed as

1026
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:06,760
Speaker 1: one thing. We've been dombed hundreds of times by our

1027
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:07,919
Speaker 1: illustrious guests.

1028
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:14,840
Speaker 2: Yes, but that was terrifying. I would say we were debased.

1029
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:19,200
Speaker 2: I could feel my accolades being stripped from me.

1030
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:21,800
Speaker 3: We were we were thrown out of we are literally

1031
01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:24,040
Speaker 3: the little girl in Hereditary.

1032
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:30,680
Speaker 2: We're thrown out of a car, bloodied into the street.

1033
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:33,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the movie goes on.

1034
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:43,960
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, that's like not even the climax. Wow, George,

1035
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:47,600
Speaker 2: look at me. We've got this.

1036
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:57,400
Speaker 3: As long as I'm with you, nothing can tear me down.

1037
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:01,720
Speaker 2: And with that up, I think we should bring up

1038
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:08,680
Speaker 2: our next guest. Final. Well, you guys, there's no ahere

1039
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:11,760
Speaker 2: around it. It's Maggie Winters.

1040
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:33,000
Speaker 6: What's up?

1041
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:34,400
Speaker 5: You know?

1042
01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:36,440
Speaker 2: I say it again?

1043
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:43,560
Speaker 6: Hey, I told them I would bring them out tequila SODA's. Oh,

1044
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:44,920
Speaker 6: I said, let me know if you want it. They're like,

1045
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:47,360
Speaker 6: how would we let you know? I said, oh, for sure,

1046
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:56,280
Speaker 6: I'll just do it anyway. That's sorry. Sorry, I know

1047
01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:59,880
Speaker 6: somebody and I don't. I can't look at them.

1048
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:00,200
Speaker 2: No.

1049
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:02,440
Speaker 1: When when we were about to bring you out, I

1050
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:04,080
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, I hope she actually meant

1051
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:04,640
Speaker 1: that about.

1052
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:07,800
Speaker 6: I'm not a liar. Sometimes.

1053
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:10,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of these comedy types.

1054
01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:14,000
Speaker 6: I'm bringing you out shots and they wouldn't.

1055
01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:16,640
Speaker 2: You're being so Jennifer Lawrence on a talk show right now.

1056
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:18,560
Speaker 2: It's crazy.

1057
01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:22,280
Speaker 3: You're immediately out, You're out, like ya, no, you're It's

1058
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:25,880
Speaker 3: actually so what you're doing is so sneaky. You're coming

1059
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:26,440
Speaker 3: out and you're like.

1060
01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:33,640
Speaker 2: Charm, charm, charm, charm, charm. You're like, okay, literally, simmy, I.

1061
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:36,720
Speaker 1: Mean, George has media studies background. He sees this, he

1062
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:37,560
Speaker 1: sees right through.

1063
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:39,560
Speaker 2: That's right. I have a master's degree from program that

1064
01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:41,040
Speaker 2: is no longer credited.

1065
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:44,760
Speaker 6: As stay in hot ones. And she's like, what do

1066
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:46,200
Speaker 6: you what do you mean? What do you mean?

1067
01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:48,960
Speaker 3: Or it's like I heard you have a funny story

1068
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:50,840
Speaker 3: and it's like, oh yeah. So it was like at

1069
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:52,320
Speaker 3: a gas station and I fell.

1070
01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:57,440
Speaker 6: What the hell?

1071
01:03:57,880 --> 01:04:00,120
Speaker 1: So he was basically saying, that's what you are, but

1072
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:00,880
Speaker 1: a gas stage.

1073
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:06,200
Speaker 6: All right, I'm turning the Jennifer off immediately. What's up, bitches?

1074
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:08,920
Speaker 2: Well, we have to ask one of the vibes.

1075
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:12,000
Speaker 6: Like backstage, okay, dairy a classic toxic.

1076
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:15,880
Speaker 3: The way Darry was being so nice backstage, comes out,

1077
01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:18,600
Speaker 3: he tries to make it fry the way.

1078
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:20,960
Speaker 2: I did not see that coming. She was so kind.

1079
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:27,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, having the horns come out when the attention happens

1080
01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:34,160
Speaker 6: backstage is hello, diva down backstage is amazing. It is

1081
01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:36,560
Speaker 6: a basement, and I wanted I have to I have

1082
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:43,720
Speaker 6: to defend something right now. Okay's dish pizza is not bad. Okay, yeah,

1083
01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:46,080
Speaker 6: it's just not it's not. Okay, you did get the

1084
01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:49,240
Speaker 6: wrong kind, they got your downalds whatever.

1085
01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:53,640
Speaker 1: They don't know, they don't know why you just say something.

1086
01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:57,240
Speaker 2: First of all, we didn't order it.

1087
01:04:57,360 --> 01:05:00,720
Speaker 6: Okay, they didn't order it, don't so they didn't know.

1088
01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:04,880
Speaker 1: And you know, I didn't say who did. Do you

1089
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:05,560
Speaker 1: blame the venue?

1090
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:07,840
Speaker 6: Did I eat a slice? Of course I did. I

1091
01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:10,320
Speaker 6: thought it was great. By the way, our pizza is

1092
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:16,080
Speaker 6: tavern style, that's our og. But when you're from out

1093
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:18,400
Speaker 6: of town, every single thing is like you're gonna get

1094
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:20,600
Speaker 6: shot or eat pizza deep dish, and that's what you're

1095
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:26,600
Speaker 6: gonna do. So the shooting's coming. Did deary tell one

1096
01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:27,520
Speaker 6: of you to kill yourself?

1097
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:30,040
Speaker 2: Yeah? Actually I believe me.

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01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:32,360
Speaker 6: Okay, I just want to clarify because I was, like

1099
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:33,880
Speaker 6: I said, the shooting thing, But I don't think that's

1100
01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:39,040
Speaker 6: a little less than like, Okay, is this still Jennifer Lawrence?

1101
01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:43,640
Speaker 3: I actually do think Jennifer Lawrence would be like, Jimmy,

1102
01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:44,480
Speaker 3: kill yourself.

1103
01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:49,960
Speaker 6: I agree, but the vibes are really beautiful down there.

1104
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:53,960
Speaker 2: Doesn't sound like it, but they are.

1105
01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:57,400
Speaker 6: Ungie and Dairy are two amazing people that they should

1106
01:05:57,400 --> 01:06:01,720
Speaker 6: be locked up for sure. Yeah, but I do love them.

1107
01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:04,440
Speaker 2: We're in touch with thank you.

1108
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:06,320
Speaker 6: That's all I have to say.

1109
01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:10,760
Speaker 1: Social workers with social workers and mental health professionals.

1110
01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:19,480
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, Oh that's the thing we forgot to say.

1111
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:22,000
Speaker 2: I'm already deconstructed. Okay.

1112
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,960
Speaker 3: I'm almost like, should should we just talk about it

1113
01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:25,240
Speaker 3: with Magie? No, we know, Okay, we can.

1114
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:27,479
Speaker 1: Maggie has a top, Megan is stomic, and we would

1115
01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:29,120
Speaker 1: love to hear what it is we about to.

1116
01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:33,800
Speaker 6: Kick me off stage? Oh okay, oh you want to

1117
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:36,320
Speaker 6: hear my topic? Yeah, okay. So I do have to say.

1118
01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:38,400
Speaker 6: I am a Chicago girl. I want to do something

1119
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:41,480
Speaker 6: in Chicago. But I was thinking and then I was

1120
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:44,160
Speaker 6: like the bean that's gay. So I was like, what's

1121
01:06:44,160 --> 01:06:55,120
Speaker 6: a very straight thing? Saint Patrick's Day? And we are

1122
01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:58,120
Speaker 6: a city that go rides very hard for that holiday.

1123
01:06:59,000 --> 01:06:59,960
Speaker 6: I know a lot about it.

1124
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:03,120
Speaker 2: Yeah. The thing I know about it is the river

1125
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:04,000
Speaker 2: gets dyed green?

1126
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:08,560
Speaker 1: Yes, what is up with that.

1127
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:11,360
Speaker 6: That's a great question. So we by the river Green

1128
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:19,880
Speaker 6: to kind of remind people Holiday is here and we

1129
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:22,920
Speaker 6: all we have we don't have. We have three Saint Patricks.

1130
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:26,240
Speaker 6: They parades north Side, downtown, south side. Wow, and the

1131
01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:30,080
Speaker 6: best one is the south side one because that's where

1132
01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:34,600
Speaker 6: I'm from and that's where the Irish people live and

1133
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:41,400
Speaker 6: they are all aggressively straight and cops and and also

1134
01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:44,440
Speaker 6: in unions. All my family, but every one of my

1135
01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:48,520
Speaker 6: cousins is like, yeah, yes, every one of my couns

1136
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:53,439
Speaker 6: to Patrick, Sean, Brendan. I work in the Union. I

1137
01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:57,040
Speaker 6: drink Miller Lie And they asked me how the Norse

1138
01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:58,560
Speaker 6: it is like, they could never visit. They're like, oh,

1139
01:07:58,600 --> 01:07:59,480
Speaker 6: what's it like up there?

1140
01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:08,120
Speaker 3: You're describing Sam's dream man. By the way, all right,

1141
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:11,320
Speaker 3: let me make some d in a union kind of

1142
01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:16,559
Speaker 3: copl like drank smaller lay? Is that the same Patricks

1143
01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:17,080
Speaker 3: they parayed?

1144
01:08:18,120 --> 01:08:20,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not ideal, it's not It's not something I

1145
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:22,080
Speaker 1: would choose, but you know, we don't choose.

1146
01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:23,479
Speaker 6: How do you feel about has a wife?

1147
01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:26,439
Speaker 2: Unfortunately? Of course the hottest thing on.

1148
01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:31,479
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, so.

1149
01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:38,960
Speaker 2: My parents are here, Oh my god, are they?

1150
01:08:39,439 --> 01:08:47,679
Speaker 1: Where are they I can't tell you. Oh my goodness,

1151
01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:49,200
Speaker 1: I found him up.

1152
01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:53,200
Speaker 2: Wait our backs turned to them the whole time. I

1153
01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:56,400
Speaker 2: do not feel correct. It's the only way, okay, okay, right.

1154
01:08:58,320 --> 01:09:00,679
Speaker 3: All right, wait wait, can I say one thing about

1155
01:09:00,680 --> 01:09:04,160
Speaker 3: please xtually braid? So, you know, growing up Sam Patrick's

1156
01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:08,320
Speaker 3: dye parade is so aggressively just just it's so agro

1157
01:09:08,439 --> 01:09:11,880
Speaker 3: and it's so like you're like, there is violence being committed. Yes,

1158
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:15,200
Speaker 3: And so then when I remember, like when I at

1159
01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:17,360
Speaker 3: some point in my life learned about the actual history

1160
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:19,400
Speaker 3: of Ireland and that Irish people were oppressed, I was like,

1161
01:09:19,439 --> 01:09:20,600
Speaker 3: but they seem so empowered.

1162
01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:25,160
Speaker 6: I was like, it's.

1163
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:28,920
Speaker 3: Crazy that at one point they were Yeah, like they

1164
01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:30,400
Speaker 3: seem like they've always been on top.

1165
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:32,280
Speaker 2: Judging by just judging by this.

1166
01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:36,479
Speaker 6: Parade, you would think, yeah, it's like having all the

1167
01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:39,960
Speaker 6: confidence and having nothing and it's like amazing. And even

1168
01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:42,240
Speaker 6: to this day, like my cousins like they live like

1169
01:09:42,320 --> 01:09:44,400
Speaker 6: they should not be as happy as it. It kind of

1170
01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:49,240
Speaker 6: pisses me off. Yeah, they never experienced depression. Besides, like

1171
01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:52,960
Speaker 6: when it comes to alcohol, you know totally we don't

1172
01:09:52,960 --> 01:10:01,320
Speaker 6: have to go there. All my uncle's alcoholics shout out.

1173
01:09:58,439 --> 01:10:00,920
Speaker 3: Well, that's a big part of Saint Patrick's Day. And

1174
01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:03,639
Speaker 3: I actually think there's a difference between straight drinking culture

1175
01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:07,519
Speaker 3: and gay drinking. There's no one St Patrick's they prayed.

1176
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:12,719
Speaker 3: That's like strolling with a martini, a spicy messkull margarita.

1177
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:19,120
Speaker 6: Perhaps you're slamming whatever comes out of the Yeah. Yeah.

1178
01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:21,760
Speaker 6: My family has a huge Saint Patrick's dye party every year.

1179
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:24,080
Speaker 6: We put a tense up in my parents' backyard. And

1180
01:10:24,280 --> 01:10:26,880
Speaker 6: this is the only gay twist we have as we

1181
01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:34,440
Speaker 6: start the day with Catholic mass in our backyard. Yeah,

1182
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:38,080
Speaker 6: where is the mask in our backyard? And it's not

1183
01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:42,720
Speaker 6: a you're thinking big backyard, Okay, And everyone crowds in

1184
01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:45,320
Speaker 6: the tent and then they're like, my uncle's.

1185
01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:48,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I was gonna ask if they hire a priest.

1186
01:10:49,439 --> 01:10:53,720
Speaker 2: Do a mass anywhere if you're a priest. Oh and

1187
01:10:53,760 --> 01:10:54,599
Speaker 2: your uncle is a priest.

1188
01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:55,280
Speaker 6: Uncle's a priest.

1189
01:10:55,360 --> 01:10:56,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, union.

1190
01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:04,400
Speaker 6: That was that was so slay.

1191
01:11:04,479 --> 01:11:04,880
Speaker 2: I love that.

1192
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:09,880
Speaker 6: Okay, And then it's only half hour boom boom boop,

1193
01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:12,000
Speaker 6: and then they're like, let's start drinking. Now, let's eat

1194
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:12,400
Speaker 6: corn beef.

1195
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:19,080
Speaker 1: Now do you ever feel like you want to stop.

1196
01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:19,680
Speaker 2: Celebrating in it.

1197
01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:22,360
Speaker 6: No, I've a When I was younger, I would be

1198
01:11:22,439 --> 01:11:24,360
Speaker 6: like this sucks, this is the vibe. And now that

1199
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:26,479
Speaker 6: I'm older, I'm like, I love my family, I love

1200
01:11:26,479 --> 01:11:28,880
Speaker 6: Saint Patrick's Day. When I say I love Saint Patrick Day,

1201
01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:31,679
Speaker 6: people are like you, They're like you should be put

1202
01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:32,840
Speaker 6: at the bottom of the river.

1203
01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:35,040
Speaker 2: See.

1204
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:37,840
Speaker 1: This is crazy because I feel I like, for some reason,

1205
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:40,080
Speaker 1: I loved it so much as a child. Yeah, because

1206
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:41,840
Speaker 1: I was like, this is the purest holiday ever. It's

1207
01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:44,880
Speaker 1: sort of just it's about dressing green and sort of

1208
01:11:45,479 --> 01:11:46,599
Speaker 1: vibing out yes.

1209
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:49,280
Speaker 2: And then every year since.

1210
01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:51,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh no, now it literally feels like I'm

1211
01:11:51,560 --> 01:11:54,760
Speaker 1: when I am celebrating St. Patrick Day, it literally feels

1212
01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:56,360
Speaker 1: like I'm just waving like a Blue Lives Matter fleg.

1213
01:11:56,479 --> 01:11:59,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, so okay, I'm sort of like I can't do

1214
01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:01,519
Speaker 2: it that.

1215
01:12:01,640 --> 01:12:04,040
Speaker 6: I will be so clear. I stay at my house

1216
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:06,000
Speaker 6: because the second you start wandering, even if you go

1217
01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:09,559
Speaker 6: to the parade, you're like, I saw too much. Or

1218
01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:11,160
Speaker 6: like one year there was a cop and he was

1219
01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:14,040
Speaker 6: using a cubs and we're like very white scones outside

1220
01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:16,559
Speaker 6: cubs lighter, and I was like, cubs lighter and he's.

1221
01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:18,160
Speaker 5: You know, don't tell anybody.

1222
01:12:19,120 --> 01:12:21,760
Speaker 6: Like had a breakdown, like was going to arrest me,

1223
01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:23,839
Speaker 6: and I was like, I can't leave my house.

1224
01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:34,479
Speaker 3: What people are screaming? What oh Cobs debit card? Were

1225
01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:36,360
Speaker 3: you listening when Sam the Cubs debit card?

1226
01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:36,920
Speaker 2: Sam had it?

1227
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:42,959
Speaker 6: I thought someone was saying, like, you dropped your Democrats.

1228
01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:48,800
Speaker 1: It's not up here. I had a Cubs debic guard

1229
01:12:48,880 --> 01:12:51,960
Speaker 1: and I would still have it except they discontinued it.

1230
01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:53,840
Speaker 6: Are you a Cubs fan?

1231
01:12:55,200 --> 01:13:00,880
Speaker 1: Okay, and stop yelling, you guys, we don't do not yell.

1232
01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:04,640
Speaker 6: Wait, but but things coming three, so you have to

1233
01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:14,479
Speaker 6: yell one more thing. I sat down? Sorry, sorry, am

1234
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:15,720
Speaker 6: I supposed to am? I sposed to be mad?

1235
01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:17,240
Speaker 1: We mean dairy back up here.

1236
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:20,400
Speaker 2: You guys.

1237
01:13:20,520 --> 01:13:23,880
Speaker 3: I have a I have a central I literally a thought,

1238
01:13:23,960 --> 01:13:26,639
Speaker 3: A repressed thought just came to me. A repress Saint

1239
01:13:26,680 --> 01:13:27,800
Speaker 3: Patrick's they thought, do you want to hear it?

1240
01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:28,160
Speaker 6: I want to?

1241
01:13:28,280 --> 01:13:29,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, picture this.

1242
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:34,439
Speaker 3: We were both But this is my family's first year

1243
01:13:34,479 --> 01:13:39,559
Speaker 3: in New Jersey as immigrants. Okay, my mom takes me

1244
01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:42,479
Speaker 3: to a she signs me up for soccer. I'm in

1245
01:13:42,479 --> 01:13:46,040
Speaker 3: second grade. I don't know what Saint Patrick stays the

1246
01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:52,040
Speaker 3: coach has dyed green hair comes out and it's like,

1247
01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:54,479
Speaker 3: come on, boys, let's go, let's do this. I get

1248
01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:57,519
Speaker 3: so scared that a guy with green hair is yelling

1249
01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:01,040
Speaker 3: at me that I start crying and go and like

1250
01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:02,880
Speaker 3: hug my dad. And I'm like, I don't want to

1251
01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:04,880
Speaker 3: do soccer anymore, and I had never did.

1252
01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:11,880
Speaker 2: So you're saying, literally, Saint Patrick's, they made you gay.

1253
01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:16,120
Speaker 6: Kind of Yeah, Saint Patrick's they ended your soccer career. Yeah,

1254
01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:19,800
Speaker 6: that's amazing, thank you. But like, in some ways, I

1255
01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:21,519
Speaker 6: feel like soccer is kind of gay. So like he

1256
01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:25,400
Speaker 6: put a straight stop to it. He was like, you're done. Yeah, yeah,

1257
01:14:25,479 --> 01:14:27,080
Speaker 6: I have to talk about I can't not talk about

1258
01:14:27,080 --> 01:14:29,760
Speaker 6: Saint Patrick. They was talking about my father because he

1259
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:32,760
Speaker 6: is like he he he's a very liberal man, but

1260
01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:35,560
Speaker 6: he is Irish pride right or die, and he so

1261
01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:37,599
Speaker 6: much so that he took a test for the Tribune.

1262
01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:40,080
Speaker 6: This is like in two thousand and one to prove

1263
01:14:40,080 --> 01:14:43,519
Speaker 6: he was one hundred percent Irish. He like took he

1264
01:14:43,560 --> 01:14:45,280
Speaker 6: like took a blood test and he was like I am.

1265
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:48,639
Speaker 6: They were like, and then the article was like Willie Winters,

1266
01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:53,759
Speaker 6: he is Irish and like that's all right. He painted

1267
01:14:53,760 --> 01:14:58,080
Speaker 6: our basement. It's it is the green Kelly Green. Every

1268
01:14:58,160 --> 01:15:00,439
Speaker 6: poster is either of the White Sox or something that

1269
01:15:00,439 --> 01:15:03,640
Speaker 6: says like Ireland on it, and it is just his

1270
01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:09,400
Speaker 6: whole personality. One time he went we went to France

1271
01:15:09,439 --> 01:15:12,280
Speaker 6: and someone told him there was like an Irish painter

1272
01:15:12,640 --> 01:15:14,320
Speaker 6: in want and like the music door say, and he

1273
01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:16,519
Speaker 6: like Winn music. I mean here it's an Irish painter

1274
01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:20,080
Speaker 6: and they were like, no, we don't have that. And

1275
01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:24,160
Speaker 6: he's like, someone told me about Irish maid like the man.

1276
01:15:25,040 --> 01:15:31,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, does he love Sally Rooney because that we could

1277
01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:33,120
Speaker 2: sort of bond over.

1278
01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:35,160
Speaker 6: That would be awesome. I should ask him.

1279
01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:38,040
Speaker 2: She's sort of the pride of Ireland these days.

1280
01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:39,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you're right.

1281
01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:41,880
Speaker 3: You should get him a Sally Rooney book for Saint

1282
01:15:41,920 --> 01:15:48,120
Speaker 3: Patrick's Day. Get him normal, be able for St Patrick's Day.

1283
01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:52,839
Speaker 6: I my dad would never talk to me again. Probably

1284
01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:55,479
Speaker 6: my dad does. Like I've never even heard my dad fart,

1285
01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:57,080
Speaker 6: Like he is not joking like that.

1286
01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:03,719
Speaker 3: Okay, Huh's confusing because I'm like super into Saint Patrick's

1287
01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:05,920
Speaker 3: a parade green basement never farts.

1288
01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:08,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, now I've seen everything.

1289
01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:10,640
Speaker 6: He farts, but not in front of his daughter. I

1290
01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:12,559
Speaker 6: think that to him is like if he had like

1291
01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:15,200
Speaker 6: his own rules, never front for my daughter.

1292
01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:18,200
Speaker 2: I do.

1293
01:16:18,400 --> 01:16:20,160
Speaker 6: If he knew I was saying this on a podcast,

1294
01:16:20,320 --> 01:16:22,439
Speaker 6: he would put me at the bottom of the river again,

1295
01:16:24,040 --> 01:16:27,639
Speaker 6: the Green River. There's also a pop called Green River.

1296
01:16:27,680 --> 01:16:34,719
Speaker 6: You know, a pop called Green River, a pond pop soda?

1297
01:16:34,760 --> 01:16:37,200
Speaker 6: Sorry soda? What do you call it?

1298
01:16:37,240 --> 01:16:40,960
Speaker 2: No, I used to live here. Well when I said pop, no,

1299
01:16:41,040 --> 01:16:42,559
Speaker 2: I didn't know. I didn't know. Well, it was just

1300
01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:50,120
Speaker 2: your deep Irish accent for the loop, which I know

1301
01:16:54,479 --> 01:16:54,840
Speaker 2: I do.

1302
01:16:55,080 --> 01:16:58,719
Speaker 1: Your dad's affiliation with Irish does feel similar.

1303
01:16:58,760 --> 01:17:01,760
Speaker 2: I can relation with Irish.

1304
01:17:01,840 --> 01:17:03,680
Speaker 1: I can totally relate because I do feel like I

1305
01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:07,880
Speaker 1: have a similar affiliation with gay. Yes, where like someone

1306
01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:10,960
Speaker 1: will be like, oh, there's a painter and I'll be like, okay,

1307
01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:13,360
Speaker 1: and I'll be like he's gay.

1308
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:19,920
Speaker 2: Samon's like, hold the phone, a gay painter. I know

1309
01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:23,719
Speaker 2: I've seen everything. We start looking at museums. Yes, we're

1310
01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:24,880
Speaker 2: talking sketches of.

1311
01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:33,680
Speaker 6: Cos Yeah, that is you guys should hang out and

1312
01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:35,280
Speaker 6: you could be like have a game show like is

1313
01:17:35,320 --> 01:17:38,200
Speaker 6: it gay or is Irish?

1314
01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:40,120
Speaker 2: Okay, that's actually a genius segment, and.

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Speaker 6: Thank you.

1316
01:17:44,080 --> 01:17:47,280
Speaker 3: When I learned that Irish people were persecuted was when

1317
01:17:47,320 --> 01:17:53,639
Speaker 3: and bendedtt like Beckham, yes one that is quite literally

1318
01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:56,840
Speaker 3: when I was like, what's this about? And then I

1319
01:17:56,920 --> 01:18:01,280
Speaker 3: like asked my parents, she's like talking about being being

1320
01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:05,599
Speaker 3: a Indian prejudiced against because she's Indian.

1321
01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:07,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was trying to find the right verb.

1322
01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:09,559
Speaker 2: And then he's like, you think I don't get it.

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01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:14,519
Speaker 6: I'm Irish, that is, and that is a big Irish problem.

1324
01:18:14,680 --> 01:18:17,120
Speaker 6: And I remember I literally is I do know people

1325
01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:19,360
Speaker 6: that will actually be like and so were the Irish.

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01:18:19,360 --> 01:18:23,320
Speaker 6: And it's like my aunt told me, she's like my

1327
01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:27,040
Speaker 6: great name was like if you ever date a British person, yeah,

1328
01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:31,240
Speaker 6: I'm like, I'm I'm fully an American. She was like,

1329
01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:34,960
Speaker 6: you'll be dead to the family. But then she died, so.

1330
01:18:39,320 --> 01:18:43,040
Speaker 2: Got her jokes on her jokes on her bye bitch.

1331
01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:47,760
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, sorry, sorry I called your grandmother a bitch.

1332
01:18:47,920 --> 01:18:48,440
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:50,439
Speaker 6: No, it was my great aunt and she wasn't like

1334
01:18:50,479 --> 01:18:51,080
Speaker 6: she was mean.

1335
01:18:51,520 --> 01:18:52,200
Speaker 2: Okay, okay.

1336
01:18:52,200 --> 01:18:53,880
Speaker 6: I cleaned out her house when she died and she

1337
01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:55,680
Speaker 6: was addicted to vitamins.

1338
01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:03,680
Speaker 2: Well that sounds good though. Yeah, yeah, she was probably

1339
01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:05,000
Speaker 2: via means something different.

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01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:09,479
Speaker 6: Than No, it means, but when you're cleaning out like

1341
01:19:09,640 --> 01:19:11,800
Speaker 6: hundreds and hundreds of bottles of vitamins, you're kind of

1342
01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:13,200
Speaker 6: like something that was.

1343
01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:19,439
Speaker 2: Well, it sounds very optimistic of those for a while.

1344
01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:22,040
Speaker 6: Wow, every card she gave meys she drew a shamrock

1345
01:19:22,080 --> 01:19:23,719
Speaker 6: on horrible horrible drying.

1346
01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:29,360
Speaker 2: Well makes you rest in power?

1347
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:33,280
Speaker 6: Oh we have the shamrock shuffle here, Like, what the

1348
01:19:33,400 --> 01:19:35,599
Speaker 6: absolute fuck do you know about that?

1349
01:19:37,160 --> 01:19:38,360
Speaker 2: No, here's the thing.

1350
01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:40,400
Speaker 3: Wait, can I say something that's sort of interesting about

1351
01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:43,000
Speaker 3: the Britain Ireland dynamic?

1352
01:19:43,080 --> 01:19:43,240
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1353
01:19:43,360 --> 01:19:45,799
Speaker 6: Please, obviously you're giving us ap world.

1354
01:19:48,439 --> 01:19:51,240
Speaker 3: Well, it's interesting and I think you'll both agree Britain

1355
01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:54,920
Speaker 3: is the more powerful oppressor, and yet Britain is more gay,

1356
01:19:55,320 --> 01:19:57,840
Speaker 3: Ireland is the oppressed, more straight.

1357
01:19:58,600 --> 01:20:00,599
Speaker 2: What is this the ups down?

1358
01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:02,679
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1359
01:20:02,720 --> 01:20:06,120
Speaker 1: You're right, Yeah, you're so right, because Britain's like we're fancy,

1360
01:20:06,200 --> 01:20:09,080
Speaker 1: we drink tea, in Ireland's like we work so hard.

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01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:11,800
Speaker 2: For what we have. Yeah.

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01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:14,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I think they did that to separate themselves

1363
01:20:14,160 --> 01:20:17,080
Speaker 6: because they were like I cannot be like this.

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01:20:18,080 --> 01:20:18,920
Speaker 2: We are not gig.

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01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:21,840
Speaker 6: We are going to give me whatever bad liquor you

1366
01:20:21,880 --> 01:20:27,280
Speaker 6: have because I need to change who I am.

1367
01:20:25,600 --> 01:20:26,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right.

1368
01:20:26,439 --> 01:20:30,680
Speaker 1: I mean I think we, unfortunately could talk about this

1369
01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:32,040
Speaker 1: till we all die.

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01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:34,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, till we rest in power?

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01:20:35,880 --> 01:20:41,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, overdose vitamins. I don't think our vitamins would run out.

1372
01:20:42,760 --> 01:20:46,559
Speaker 1: So do you have any final thoughts on SLA?

1373
01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:50,760
Speaker 10: No?

1374
01:20:52,120 --> 01:20:55,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, your cups you finished? That's what you say when

1375
01:20:55,960 --> 01:20:56,360
Speaker 6: you cheer.

1376
01:20:57,640 --> 01:20:59,160
Speaker 2: You didn't bring your own drink.

1377
01:20:59,360 --> 01:21:01,559
Speaker 6: No, I drink much this weekend, So tonight I'm drinking

1378
01:21:01,680 --> 01:21:03,240
Speaker 6: ziet coke. I'm sorry.

1379
01:21:04,640 --> 01:21:07,040
Speaker 2: Well that's very responsible everyone given everybot you went?

1380
01:21:08,360 --> 01:21:11,599
Speaker 1: All right, but wait, you have to stay. You sit, George,

1381
01:21:11,640 --> 01:21:12,519
Speaker 1: I'm gonna set up.

1382
01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:15,960
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I have to vamp while Sam sets up.

1383
01:21:16,040 --> 01:21:19,000
Speaker 2: So basically, now we have our final segment where we're

1384
01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:20,439
Speaker 2: gonna bring out all our guests. But in order to

1385
01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:22,160
Speaker 2: do that, Sam has to bring out two chairs.

1386
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:29,000
Speaker 6: Whoa one more chair?

1387
01:21:29,479 --> 01:21:45,479
Speaker 2: One more chair? Okay? Alright, alright, right? Can I say something?

1388
01:21:45,960 --> 01:22:03,439
Speaker 2: I just tested positive for COVID backstage? Okay? Straight right, Ray, Sam,

1389
01:22:03,479 --> 01:22:08,360
Speaker 2: do you think it's time for our first segment? I

1390
01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:09,280
Speaker 2: do so, guess.

1391
01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:15,960
Speaker 1: Our first segment is called straight Shooters, and in this segment,

1392
01:22:15,960 --> 01:22:18,000
Speaker 1: we will ask you a series of rapidfire questions to

1393
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:21,760
Speaker 1: gauge your familiarity with and complicity and straight culture. It's

1394
01:22:21,800 --> 01:22:24,639
Speaker 1: basically this thing or this other thing, and the only

1395
01:22:24,720 --> 01:22:26,519
Speaker 1: rule is you can't ask any follow up questions or

1396
01:22:26,520 --> 01:22:28,439
Speaker 1: we will scream at the top of our lungs.

1397
01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:33,000
Speaker 2: So that being said, are you ready to play? Yes? Yes,

1398
01:22:33,520 --> 01:22:36,639
Speaker 2: George kick asof love is blind or crack is whack?

1399
01:22:39,080 --> 01:22:40,559
Speaker 2: You wanna go first? Love is blind?

1400
01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:41,160
Speaker 6: Love is blind?

1401
01:22:41,240 --> 01:22:43,120
Speaker 2: That is blind? Okay?

1402
01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:47,640
Speaker 3: Hey, you get bonus poines for responding like for all

1403
01:22:47,680 --> 01:22:50,800
Speaker 3: a great like if you respond on sort of.

1404
01:22:50,840 --> 01:22:54,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, losing your virginity or living the leaving the

1405
01:22:54,680 --> 01:22:56,280
Speaker 1: room with some dignity.

1406
01:22:58,760 --> 01:22:59,559
Speaker 2: Leave the room with.

1407
01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:10,040
Speaker 3: Cheers to that, having grabbing a drink after the show,

1408
01:23:10,439 --> 01:23:14,320
Speaker 3: or having a kink for sucking toe.

1409
01:23:15,760 --> 01:23:21,240
Speaker 2: Grabbing a drink, Wow, drink kink.

1410
01:23:21,960 --> 01:23:25,080
Speaker 6: K You can't, we can't ask anything. No, I'm going to.

1411
01:23:26,280 --> 01:23:27,360
Speaker 5: I'm going to drink.

1412
01:23:27,680 --> 01:23:31,160
Speaker 2: You're going toe okay, okay.

1413
01:23:31,040 --> 01:23:42,080
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, an all inclusive trip to Abu Dhabi, or

1414
01:23:42,680 --> 01:23:45,720
Speaker 4: an odd intrusive thought about your mommy.

1415
01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:58,960
Speaker 2: All we got nervous, we got nervous, We got there,

1416
01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:00,040
Speaker 2: we got nervous, all right.

1417
01:24:00,680 --> 01:24:09,280
Speaker 3: Okay, singing Old McDonald had a farm, or watching Young

1418
01:24:09,880 --> 01:24:16,160
Speaker 3: Sheldon as a form of self harm.

1419
01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:30,519
Speaker 8: Oh, no, good girls, no, go ahead, what do you do?

1420
01:24:32,240 --> 01:24:33,080
Speaker 6: I go to the hospital.

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01:24:34,760 --> 01:24:35,320
Speaker 1: I think.

1422
01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:39,080
Speaker 2: Oh McDonald's McDonald had a farm.

1423
01:24:39,280 --> 01:24:43,160
Speaker 7: Oh I was watching it for self harm.

1424
01:24:45,400 --> 01:24:54,200
Speaker 1: Okay, you are judged on teamwork, okay, nineties nostalgia or pesto.

1425
01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:02,840
Speaker 2: That says like you guys are not on the same pace.

1426
01:25:04,040 --> 01:25:06,799
Speaker 2: We did play zip zop zap backstairs.

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01:25:06,120 --> 01:25:18,760
Speaker 3: So okay, we found love in a hopeless place. Or

1428
01:25:18,920 --> 01:25:36,200
Speaker 3: the brand Dove is dominating the body positivity space unfortunate.

1429
01:25:36,040 --> 01:25:37,680
Speaker 2: And serving guns while doing it.

1430
01:25:40,160 --> 01:25:42,160
Speaker 6: Rip off my dress I have like beautiful.

1431
01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:57,719
Speaker 1: That would be so groundbreaking, Okay, lifting up underrepresented voices

1432
01:25:58,320 --> 01:26:01,880
Speaker 1: or shooting down over pop pipulated species.

1433
01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:11,160
Speaker 2: Species right, all right.

1434
01:26:11,960 --> 01:26:16,759
Speaker 3: I don't know what their score is. We rank everyone

1435
01:26:16,760 --> 01:26:18,960
Speaker 3: from zero to one thousand doves.

1436
01:26:19,120 --> 01:26:23,439
Speaker 1: And I think I'm gonna go two hundred and twenty

1437
01:26:23,479 --> 01:26:24,560
Speaker 1: three doves.

1438
01:26:28,080 --> 01:26:38,400
Speaker 3: Okay, right, I love when Sam turns on the guests.

1439
01:26:40,800 --> 01:26:42,800
Speaker 3: You know, I'll say this. I would say that your

1440
01:26:42,800 --> 01:26:46,519
Speaker 3: average is two hundred and twenty three. But the ones

1441
01:26:46,520 --> 01:26:49,840
Speaker 3: that you slayed were a thousand. There were a couple,

1442
01:26:50,160 --> 01:26:51,760
Speaker 3: there were a couple that you guys are still on

1443
01:26:51,800 --> 01:26:53,599
Speaker 3: the same page on your.

1444
01:26:53,479 --> 01:26:54,519
Speaker 2: Score is brought down?

1445
01:26:55,040 --> 01:26:56,240
Speaker 6: Which one say it?

1446
01:26:57,120 --> 01:27:03,160
Speaker 3: In the beginning, there was some there was people were

1447
01:27:03,200 --> 01:27:04,360
Speaker 3: sewing discord in the group.

1448
01:27:08,560 --> 01:27:13,439
Speaker 8: No, he pointed to me, I got a full drag

1449
01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:22,839
Speaker 8: for this bitch for a podcast, Bacon.

1450
01:27:23,920 --> 01:27:25,360
Speaker 2: All right, why do we think?

1451
01:27:25,400 --> 01:27:25,680
Speaker 1: You know what?

1452
01:27:25,720 --> 01:27:27,920
Speaker 3: I think it's like two hundred and twenty three, but

1453
01:27:28,080 --> 01:27:29,280
Speaker 3: you won miss congeniality.

1454
01:27:29,800 --> 01:27:31,439
Speaker 2: Okay, did we.

1455
01:27:31,400 --> 01:27:34,320
Speaker 6: Get the makeover part you know in the movie when.

1456
01:27:34,240 --> 01:27:36,160
Speaker 5: She h guys like walks out in slommer.

1457
01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:38,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you.

1458
01:27:38,120 --> 01:27:42,400
Speaker 6: It didn't sound like we did. That's okay, well done.

1459
01:27:42,400 --> 01:27:43,880
Speaker 2: My first I gon' I think you should our final segment.

1460
01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:49,720
Speaker 2: I think it's not for our final cycle. Actually, lock

1461
01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:55,479
Speaker 2: the doors, no one's leaving ever, bring out the deep

1462
01:27:55,520 --> 01:28:00,200
Speaker 2: dish pizza.

1463
01:28:01,080 --> 01:28:02,559
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, there's no way around. It's time for

1464
01:28:02,560 --> 01:28:05,800
Speaker 3: a final segment. And our final segment is called is

1465
01:28:05,840 --> 01:28:06,519
Speaker 3: She There Yet?

1466
01:28:08,920 --> 01:28:11,320
Speaker 1: And George is so good at introducing it, and so

1467
01:28:11,360 --> 01:28:12,880
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna let him do what he's good at.

1468
01:28:13,920 --> 01:28:20,120
Speaker 8: So you guys, guys us us.

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01:28:20,800 --> 01:28:22,600
Speaker 3: This is a segment called is She There Yet? And

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01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:24,640
Speaker 3: this segment was inspired by a story told to us

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01:28:24,720 --> 01:28:28,600
Speaker 3: by our friend and past guest, Celestium. So Celeste was

1472
01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:32,720
Speaker 3: at the Toronto Film Festival and they were there for

1473
01:28:32,960 --> 01:28:35,519
Speaker 3: the Grace Jones documentary. And so they went to a

1474
01:28:35,600 --> 01:28:38,120
Speaker 3: talk back about the Grace Jones documentary and the director

1475
01:28:38,200 --> 01:28:40,720
Speaker 3: said during the talkback said, you know, we don't have

1476
01:28:41,040 --> 01:28:43,360
Speaker 3: icons like Grace Jones anymore. They don't make icons like

1477
01:28:43,400 --> 01:28:45,920
Speaker 3: Grace Jones. And someone in the audience said, what about

1478
01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:50,479
Speaker 3: Janelle MiNet? And then the director said, She's not there yet?

1479
01:28:54,560 --> 01:28:58,160
Speaker 3: And inspired by that story, we came up with this

1480
01:28:58,280 --> 01:29:00,559
Speaker 3: game called is She There Yet? So we're gonna we're

1481
01:29:00,600 --> 01:29:03,320
Speaker 3: gonna show you a series of people, places, things, many

1482
01:29:03,320 --> 01:29:06,519
Speaker 3: of them Chicago inspired, and we're just gonna have an

1483
01:29:06,560 --> 01:29:09,479
Speaker 3: open and honest conversation all five of us about is

1484
01:29:09,520 --> 01:29:10,120
Speaker 3: she there yet?

1485
01:29:11,040 --> 01:29:14,320
Speaker 2: Are you guys ready? Are you folks ready? Yeah?

1486
01:29:15,200 --> 01:29:22,200
Speaker 3: Okay, next slide. Oh, Selena Gomez issue there yet?

1487
01:29:24,800 --> 01:29:29,280
Speaker 6: So fucking Lily, she is Selena Gomez.

1488
01:29:29,360 --> 01:29:30,320
Speaker 2: Don't piss me off.

1489
01:29:30,479 --> 01:29:31,800
Speaker 6: Don't piss me off either.

1490
01:29:34,680 --> 01:29:36,519
Speaker 5: Wait, what's this new single? Is it good?

1491
01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:40,639
Speaker 6: And that's how you know you're there when you drop

1492
01:29:40,680 --> 01:29:41,639
Speaker 6: a horrible single.

1493
01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:47,120
Speaker 2: That's that's that's true.

1494
01:29:47,720 --> 01:29:49,080
Speaker 5: Okay, true, true.

1495
01:29:49,200 --> 01:29:50,800
Speaker 3: We were Sam and I were talking about her because

1496
01:29:50,840 --> 01:29:53,120
Speaker 3: we were like, what's so iconic about her is that

1497
01:29:53,160 --> 01:29:53,960
Speaker 3: she has no talent?

1498
01:29:54,640 --> 01:29:57,880
Speaker 2: And then and then Sam was like, yeah, no, she is.

1499
01:29:57,840 --> 01:30:00,000
Speaker 5: So tall, Like, she's so tall.

1500
01:30:00,840 --> 01:30:03,120
Speaker 6: How tall she she's she's.

1501
01:30:02,840 --> 01:30:04,400
Speaker 5: As tall as Steve Martin.

1502
01:30:06,880 --> 01:30:07,920
Speaker 2: Wait, she's tall.

1503
01:30:09,320 --> 01:30:11,120
Speaker 6: Somebody google it right now. I'm about to.

1504
01:30:11,120 --> 01:30:11,759
Speaker 2: Be so mad.

1505
01:30:12,720 --> 01:30:13,679
Speaker 5: She's pretty tall.

1506
01:30:13,800 --> 01:30:18,479
Speaker 7: She's like five times what what she's like five she's tall.

1507
01:30:18,720 --> 01:30:29,719
Speaker 12: She's sure, she's so tall.

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01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:33,639
Speaker 2: Well, so what do you guys think? What do you think? Well?

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01:30:33,680 --> 01:30:35,840
Speaker 2: I think, in the words of Slip, me thinks she's there.

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01:30:35,880 --> 01:30:39,320
Speaker 2: Me thinks she's there. Okay, next next line, No, I.

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01:30:39,240 --> 01:30:41,400
Speaker 5: Think the rare beauty of it all really does take her.

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01:30:41,479 --> 01:30:45,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, hit the next one? Oh brah oh is she there? Yeah?

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01:30:46,320 --> 01:30:50,400
Speaker 2: Ready in a count of three? Ready yeah, one, two, three? No.

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01:30:56,800 --> 01:30:58,639
Speaker 6: You know what's crazy is I think she was there

1515
01:30:58,760 --> 01:30:59,439
Speaker 6: and then she's gone.

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01:30:59,600 --> 01:31:01,920
Speaker 2: Exactly she left?

1517
01:31:02,120 --> 01:31:04,360
Speaker 6: She last where did she go?

1518
01:31:05,400 --> 01:31:07,160
Speaker 1: But in the way that like she fell off and

1519
01:31:07,760 --> 01:31:08,800
Speaker 1: she's in the afterlife.

1520
01:31:08,800 --> 01:31:15,479
Speaker 6: She she she also took Harpo Studios out of Chicago,

1521
01:31:15,600 --> 01:31:16,519
Speaker 6: so it's like fly.

1522
01:31:17,240 --> 01:31:20,799
Speaker 2: Yeh, she's not there. Well, she's certainly not in Chicago.

1523
01:31:22,560 --> 01:31:27,160
Speaker 2: All right, next line, next line, Hollywood producer Barack Obama. Okay,

1524
01:31:27,680 --> 01:31:32,720
Speaker 2: this is specifically Barack Obama as a Hollywood producer. Is

1525
01:31:32,760 --> 01:31:33,439
Speaker 2: she there yet?

1526
01:31:34,960 --> 01:31:37,240
Speaker 6: Can I ask a question? What is she producing?

1527
01:31:38,600 --> 01:31:38,880
Speaker 2: Okay?

1528
01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:42,760
Speaker 1: She sweetie. You don't know about her big Netflix. You

1529
01:31:42,800 --> 01:31:45,080
Speaker 1: don't know about her.

1530
01:31:44,200 --> 01:31:51,640
Speaker 8: Series she's producing the ultimatum.

1531
01:31:51,160 --> 01:31:57,599
Speaker 6: Yeah, I have something insane to drop about her.

1532
01:31:58,040 --> 01:31:59,439
Speaker 2: You're working on a project with her.

1533
01:32:00,280 --> 01:32:05,000
Speaker 6: She was at my parents south Side Irish parade whoa

1534
01:32:05,240 --> 01:32:07,479
Speaker 6: when she ran for senator and I didn't give a

1535
01:32:07,520 --> 01:32:11,560
Speaker 6: flying stuck because I was eleven.

1536
01:32:14,160 --> 01:32:20,360
Speaker 2: Wow, so drag her. So what is the answer? No? No,

1537
01:32:20,560 --> 01:32:21,240
Speaker 2: you got are you?

1538
01:32:21,520 --> 01:32:21,560
Speaker 1: No?

1539
01:32:21,840 --> 01:32:21,880
Speaker 7: No?

1540
01:32:24,080 --> 01:32:28,439
Speaker 2: Flop flop? Next line? Flop The towers from the Wilco album.

1541
01:32:28,479 --> 01:32:28,720
Speaker 2: All right?

1542
01:32:28,720 --> 01:32:29,320
Speaker 1: And the towers?

1543
01:32:29,640 --> 01:32:35,720
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you know you know what we call them,

1544
01:32:36,240 --> 01:32:37,000
Speaker 6: the corn calls?

1545
01:32:37,520 --> 01:32:39,800
Speaker 5: Yeah's there it is?

1546
01:32:39,960 --> 01:32:41,800
Speaker 1: So you know. I lived here when I was twenty

1547
01:32:41,840 --> 01:32:48,240
Speaker 1: one ish, which was roughly six months ago, and I

1548
01:32:48,280 --> 01:32:50,240
Speaker 1: we got off the airplane today and we were brainstorming,

1549
01:32:50,280 --> 01:32:52,479
Speaker 1: and I was like, we could do the Chicago the towers,

1550
01:32:52,479 --> 01:32:54,760
Speaker 1: the Wilco towers. And I was like, maybe it's too

1551
01:32:54,840 --> 01:32:56,840
Speaker 1: niche and was like, yeah, maybe it's too nie.

1552
01:32:56,880 --> 01:32:58,000
Speaker 2: I doubted you. I doubted you.

1553
01:32:58,320 --> 01:32:59,880
Speaker 1: And the way that this got more of an appla

1554
01:33:01,920 --> 01:33:08,160
Speaker 1: then Hollywood producer brock Obama makes me feel like she's there.

1555
01:33:08,160 --> 01:33:12,000
Speaker 1: She's there, she's there, she's there, she's that girl. Yeah, okay,

1556
01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:15,000
Speaker 1: next next line, the great lace.

1557
01:33:16,640 --> 01:33:21,640
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes, yes, absolutely.

1558
01:33:22,640 --> 01:33:27,439
Speaker 1: Dairy there's of course at dissenter.

1559
01:33:27,520 --> 01:33:32,400
Speaker 2: All right, dairy land on us. Girl, They're just not

1560
01:33:32,479 --> 01:33:34,880
Speaker 2: an ocean like and.

1561
01:33:36,760 --> 01:33:41,880
Speaker 6: Roll your ass and this that salty shark infested fish.

1562
01:33:42,479 --> 01:33:44,240
Speaker 2: You're right, you're right, you're right.

1563
01:33:44,360 --> 01:33:47,000
Speaker 5: What do you want to drink? What's gonna happen in

1564
01:33:47,040 --> 01:33:50,280
Speaker 5: the coming water wars? All right, we're gonna win.

1565
01:33:51,000 --> 01:33:56,479
Speaker 6: We are when the water wars as the choking shark.

1566
01:33:56,680 --> 01:33:59,479
Speaker 7: Yeah, as a cross crumb, as cost crumble and both

1567
01:33:59,520 --> 01:34:02,000
Speaker 7: relevant and literally.

1568
01:34:03,080 --> 01:34:04,519
Speaker 2: Look at the way she's sitting back right now.

1569
01:34:05,200 --> 01:34:07,559
Speaker 5: Say about us, Come say about us.

1570
01:34:09,160 --> 01:34:11,639
Speaker 2: Damn No, I do have to say.

1571
01:34:12,040 --> 01:34:14,160
Speaker 1: I love whenever I'm swimming in Lake Michigan because I'm

1572
01:34:14,200 --> 01:34:16,880
Speaker 1: like no sharks. Yeah, like I can live out loud

1573
01:34:16,880 --> 01:34:19,720
Speaker 1: as much as I want, no sharks telling me what

1574
01:34:19,760 --> 01:34:21,120
Speaker 1: to do, biting my legs, et cetera.

1575
01:34:21,600 --> 01:34:23,880
Speaker 3: I've always liked I've never been in the Great Legs,

1576
01:34:23,880 --> 01:34:25,320
Speaker 3: but I've always liked that there's five of them, like

1577
01:34:25,360 --> 01:34:26,080
Speaker 3: it's a girl group.

1578
01:34:28,640 --> 01:34:39,559
Speaker 1: All right, y'all convinced me she's that the Chicago Bears.

1579
01:34:46,360 --> 01:34:46,920
Speaker 8: He's not.

1580
01:34:48,720 --> 01:34:54,519
Speaker 2: Which one on the left? Yeah, yeah, I know you

1581
01:34:54,560 --> 01:34:57,479
Speaker 2: think no, Wow, okay, I think no, yeah, I think

1582
01:34:58,120 --> 01:35:04,040
Speaker 2: the Chicago Twinks. Oh no, I also no, I didn't know. No, no,

1583
01:35:04,080 --> 01:35:04,680
Speaker 2: absolutely not.

1584
01:35:04,720 --> 01:35:07,240
Speaker 1: No. I mean I have to say, seo wise, it

1585
01:35:07,320 --> 01:35:09,679
Speaker 1: was very hard to find a picture of Chicago Bears.

1586
01:35:11,040 --> 01:35:13,080
Speaker 6: They also want to move to Arlington Heights.

1587
01:35:13,360 --> 01:35:14,559
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1588
01:35:14,800 --> 01:35:17,160
Speaker 2: Wait, everyone knows that the Bears want to move to

1589
01:35:17,240 --> 01:35:17,960
Speaker 2: Arlington Heights.

1590
01:35:18,720 --> 01:35:21,080
Speaker 5: Wait, wait, are we talking about football?

1591
01:35:23,080 --> 01:35:27,479
Speaker 1: I'm so no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm try. Yeah,

1592
01:35:27,520 --> 01:35:28,920
Speaker 1: tell us more about your Irish.

1593
01:35:29,040 --> 01:35:32,559
Speaker 8: Are about every single gay there wants to move to

1594
01:35:32,680 --> 01:35:36,040
Speaker 8: Arlington Heights?

1595
01:35:36,080 --> 01:35:37,200
Speaker 1: Somburg into it too?

1596
01:35:37,240 --> 01:35:37,800
Speaker 2: While you're out.

1597
01:35:37,960 --> 01:35:40,320
Speaker 6: Okay, you said it was hard to find a photo.

1598
01:35:40,320 --> 01:35:41,120
Speaker 6: I thought you meant up there.

1599
01:35:43,320 --> 01:35:45,639
Speaker 2: Oh, the football team wants to move to Arlington Heights.

1600
01:35:46,160 --> 01:35:48,160
Speaker 1: Well, I think they should definitely invest in some real

1601
01:35:48,240 --> 01:35:54,000
Speaker 1: estate up there, so high up in the heights. Yeah okay, wait,

1602
01:35:54,080 --> 01:36:00,120
Speaker 1: so we're gonna say not really Okay, next line improv comedy.

1603
01:36:01,400 --> 01:36:03,400
Speaker 5: Okay, you guys, am I in this pick. I'm sure

1604
01:36:04,320 --> 01:36:06,280
Speaker 5: you guys should we look at each other's really.

1605
01:36:07,520 --> 01:36:08,639
Speaker 2: One two, three?

1606
01:36:09,120 --> 01:36:17,240
Speaker 1: No, No, absolutely, I promise beyond and yeah.

1607
01:36:14,960 --> 01:36:20,680
Speaker 6: She can never get there and like I guess have her.

1608
01:36:20,760 --> 01:36:22,439
Speaker 6: I paid so much money for her to get there

1609
01:36:22,439 --> 01:36:23,320
Speaker 6: and she has never done.

1610
01:36:24,400 --> 01:36:26,080
Speaker 2: We've all been donating for generations.

1611
01:36:26,160 --> 01:36:29,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, we're yeah, we're yes ending it that ship.

1612
01:36:30,160 --> 01:36:32,920
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, IM promise very album dropping soon. Just donate

1613
01:36:32,960 --> 01:36:33,920
Speaker 1: one thousand more dollars.

1614
01:36:35,280 --> 01:36:37,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, IM promise the normany of our.

1615
01:36:37,479 --> 01:36:41,200
Speaker 5: No, it is a gofund me. It is a kickstarter.

1616
01:36:41,360 --> 01:36:48,679
Speaker 2: Yeah that's fine. I hate I mean yes, yes, yes,

1617
01:36:48,680 --> 01:36:52,040
Speaker 2: he is. Well, she's not currently open for business. I

1618
01:36:52,080 --> 01:36:53,040
Speaker 2: know that. I learned that tonight.

1619
01:36:53,680 --> 01:36:55,400
Speaker 5: She's finished because I will give you.

1620
01:36:55,479 --> 01:36:57,960
Speaker 2: Three thousand dollars if you know the real name of

1621
01:36:58,000 --> 01:37:03,080
Speaker 2: the bean, three thousand. I know I left here when

1622
01:37:03,080 --> 01:37:05,960
Speaker 2: I was playing it is this like I know like

1623
01:37:06,040 --> 01:37:06,960
Speaker 2: almost what it is.

1624
01:37:07,000 --> 01:37:12,120
Speaker 3: I want to say, like Heaven's Gate, Oh oh.

1625
01:37:11,560 --> 01:37:13,639
Speaker 6: All right, close to heaven, but you got the second

1626
01:37:13,640 --> 01:37:18,280
Speaker 6: one right close to heaven. What's thinky, thinky mirror Gate? No,

1627
01:37:19,000 --> 01:37:21,960
Speaker 6: think Watergate, it's cloud Gate.

1628
01:37:22,200 --> 01:37:29,320
Speaker 1: Yes, she is there you know, three thousand dollars, not

1629
01:37:29,400 --> 01:37:31,320
Speaker 1: three thousand dollars.

1630
01:37:32,240 --> 01:37:37,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, so I think it's my your last one. Wow,

1631
01:37:37,680 --> 01:37:42,679
Speaker 2: there you guys. My god, I can't believe it's over.

1632
01:37:43,320 --> 01:37:44,240
Speaker 2: That was our show.

1633
01:37:45,200 --> 01:37:50,479
Speaker 1: Thank you guys about the comedience, Garry Queen Winters, I'm

1634
01:37:50,720 --> 01:37:55,639
Speaker 1: cam for Sam Tager, George Seburn.

1635
01:37:55,960 --> 01:37:57,799
Speaker 2: Thanks you guys for coming tonight.

1636
01:37:59,680 --> 01:38:09,000
Speaker 1: We should talk. We want do bine