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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what y artist is? Joe Crack the Dawn?

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Speaker 3: You know what it is, your boy, Jada. This is

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Speaker 3: the Joe and Jaden's show. Every show legendary, every show iconic.

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Speaker 3: When you're think of today's guests, you think of funny.

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Speaker 3: You think it's some of the best haircuts ever. You

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Speaker 3: think of my early career. Vj's MTV was very inspirational

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Speaker 3: that without further Ado Ladies and Gentlemen makes some noise

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Speaker 3: for Bill Bellamy.

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Speaker 2: I'm in here, Joe. How you get a last name

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Speaker 4: It's just it just worked out. It sounds like it

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Speaker 1: Fuck Bill Bellamy. Yo, he's here, Yeah, Newark, New Jersey. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: People used to say, is that your real name? I

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Speaker 4: was like, yeah, because I'm actually William. But William sound

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Speaker 4: too formal. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: So, I'm like Bill Bellamy the two Bees.

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Speaker 1: It was good. It goes good.

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Speaker 2: The same ship, same ship.

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Speaker 1: So my man Billy will yea, Sir William, My man

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Speaker 1: Billy Blanco. His name is Spanish is Gemo, Willie. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Guemo and Spanish is William. You know, I mean that's

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Speaker 1: not about it. Yeah, boy, Billy Blanco man that you know.

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Speaker 1: we ain't never had early. He did his number. That's number, y'all.

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Speaker 1: Thank you man.

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Speaker 1: See I love to see you know. Our o g's

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Speaker 4: I work out. I take care of myself. I laugh

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Speaker 4: We at that part, Like you said, OG, we got

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Speaker 2: You like Dannis could lie like all my impulse like

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Speaker 1: Or your wife cats? You doing some shit? You know

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Speaker 1: You're looking at Oh I was looking at watches and

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Speaker 1: the new sneakers. Graffiti. Don't let them see the explorer. God,

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Speaker 1: damn it that algorithm. H don't let them see that ship.

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Speaker 1: You see that ship? My shiit graffiti, hip hop grandmaster fly, like,

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Speaker 4: You gotta have a dummy, a dummy past explorer. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like there used to trap on Wednesday. Switched that bread up.

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Speaker 4: You just made me think of something funny. You know

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Speaker 2: Media killed love man? Yeah, Social media is tough.

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Speaker 1: What it did was not killed love. You think why

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Speaker 2: Breaking news like, bro shit, I've been married twenty four years.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's crazy?

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Speaker 2: Like that's how crazy I was, Like, Yo, So.

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Speaker 4: When you're in Hollywood and you living, you trying to

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Speaker 1: You know. But people can sit a little Hollywood fucking

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Speaker 1: every everybody fucking each other. Yeah, and then they only

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Speaker 1: like each each other's huts. Man, And the family tree

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Speaker 1: is a cousin is this ship is out of yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's out of the family. Yo. You ever seen you

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Speaker 1: ever seen the family trees when they do that ship, Yo,

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Speaker 1: God bless everybody.

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Speaker 2: Man, I don't wear that. When I tell you, boy,

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Speaker 1: They be like this one slept with this one, and

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Speaker 4: It was crazy, man, because you know, things have kind

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Speaker 4: And I remember sitting there on my show going, man,

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Speaker 4: Who's the man?

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Speaker 1: Who's the man?

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Speaker 2: It was the most hip hop people would ever.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, Joe got a nice little resume on

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Speaker 4: Joe here in the barbership.

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Speaker 1: Got Joe y'all suck this shit? Was that it was

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Speaker 1: Ship and changed said they gonna see it was what

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Speaker 1: you well. Fat Joe and that bitch y'all. Let me

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Speaker 1: Booty Call.

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Speaker 2: I could not believe this ship. This ship was so hilarious.

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Speaker 1: I must have watched this ship thirty thousand times and

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Speaker 4: No, no, no no, because here's the thing.

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Speaker 2: Booty Call came from a joke.

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Speaker 4: Like I did not know that Booty Call was gonna

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Speaker 4: Like that's insane, Like I did. The first time I

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Speaker 2: So I read the article.

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Speaker 4: When Mike was like I was, I was, I just

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Speaker 4: Taco bell commercials, Foody Call. I seen this shit on friends.

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Speaker 4: I seen people say, hey, check that shit, say jack

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Speaker 1: If I did not Jada.

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Speaker 2: No, no, we don't have a fat and ship.

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Speaker 1: But what about the yesterday's pricing, Today's watch dancing and

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Speaker 1: We got sue everybody. It was like, no, sir, don't

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Speaker 1: have it. You know you don't have that pattern. But

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Speaker 4: That was with Jamie and Tommy Davidson, Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: I didn't do I didn't do the movie. They did

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Speaker 4: the movie. You came up with the term booty I

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Speaker 4: came with the term. And then what happened. I was

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Speaker 4: I had just did a comedy special call Booty Call.

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Speaker 4: Then the movie came out Booty Call, and I said

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna jump off in this movie with these real

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Speaker 2: That's almost like being a Disney star.

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Speaker 5: Still. That was my ship.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, But how to Be a Player?

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Speaker 1: That was good.

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Speaker 4: So I went zig zag, So I went dramatic Hollywood

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Speaker 4: and then came back with how to Be a Player.

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Speaker 2: So that was like ninety five ish. That was dope.

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Speaker 1: Dain stereotype you and just make you like like fat Yo.

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Speaker 1: Always been a killer in every movie, even the fucking well.

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Speaker 2: You can see you saw me in Night School.

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Speaker 1: I'm beating the guy up, stabbing him and fucking with comedians.

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Speaker 4: It's like they always want me to kill somebody else. Voice,

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Speaker 4: drive your voice. But I can see you as a

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Speaker 4: good chef conducted.

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Speaker 2: I could see you as a chef. Nobody wants to

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Speaker 1: It's always he's a mafia killer something, he's a criminal,

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Speaker 1: he's a dish.

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Speaker 2: I can't shake the ship. Yeah, if you was a

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Speaker 3: You gotta be willing to wear that different headcuts like

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Speaker 3: Samuel Well.

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Speaker 2: You gotta do it to the Mexican dude that every

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Speaker 1: Was I shit, you man, what what's the ship? What's

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Speaker 1: his training? Drake? I fucking shit, you what what what's

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Speaker 1: the training? They are the Mexican guys that.

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Speaker 7: You ever answered your ship pushed it on me? I'm

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Speaker 7: like the New York you ever had your ship pushed

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Speaker 7: it more? HOLDI then you always guess what Joe, we

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Speaker 7: got to roll Field? What's that your drug dealer killer?

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Speaker 7: All really in the astatsine as well?

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Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you very much. Ten toes down, ten

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Speaker 1: toes down? That shit crazy? You know they calling me

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Speaker 1: the greatest storytelling then yes, sir, I think, Hold up,

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Speaker 1: you got some stories, Joe Man, I tell you who

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Speaker 1: could take me out? You see, Joe I wanted to

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Speaker 1: do and I still want to do.

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Speaker 5: I tell you you can take you out, Barble Walters.

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Speaker 1: No, I want to do a stand up, not a

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Speaker 1: stand up on One Man's show. Oh yeah, it's all

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Speaker 1: about stories in my life. I had a segment of

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Speaker 1: it with Somebody's Gonna steal now when they hear this,

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Speaker 1: where I would take If Bill Bellamy was in the

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Speaker 1: tennis I'd be like, Yo, Bell, come up here, tell

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Speaker 1: your elles story. After you finished, I gotta come with

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Speaker 1: I had irv gott He rest in Peace on the list,

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Speaker 1: all the greatest storytellers. And I was gonna go like

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Speaker 1: they tell a story like Rick Ross.

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Speaker 6: Yo.

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Speaker 1: Rick Ross came to the studio one time. He had

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Speaker 1: just had that heart scare. He had something with his heart,

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Speaker 1: and for some reason he called us. In the first

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Speaker 1: place he wanted to come was cooling d Stewart. I

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Speaker 1: don't know why. So he shows up and we're chilling

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Speaker 1: and we're just there and he just goes fen to

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Speaker 1: no you touch it. I don't understand from the jungles

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Speaker 1: of Mexico, maybe sending no plasticing enough you smell through

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Speaker 1: the plastic you had. I'm trying to the minute that

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Speaker 1: man stopped, I said, simple, someple so he looked at

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Speaker 1: me like, oh I say simple, I said, Yo's like

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Speaker 1: eighty eight. We used to walk down the block and

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Speaker 1: tell the Dolphine simple simple sample.

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Speaker 2: They come and I throw it in the air and

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Speaker 2: the dive like pigs.

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Speaker 8: Yo.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why. I try to ware up everybody

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Speaker 1: in every story ever created.

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Speaker 2: Joe, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I think you are one of the greatest storytellers because

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Speaker 4: you've just been in the ship so long and you

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Speaker 4: got good stuff.

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Speaker 1: You got is.

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Speaker 4: About timing, yeah it is, but but you gotta think

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Speaker 4: Joe for hip hop, Joe been around every single person.

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Speaker 5: You need a cabin with a fire place.

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Speaker 1: With a flannel with snow outside.

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Speaker 8: Yo, just telling hip hop and gangster's story, yo, yo, Yo,

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Speaker 8: the one that had me in tess when you said

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Speaker 8: you wanted to meet Bruno Mars because you heard he

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Speaker 8: was Puerto Rican.

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Speaker 1: Yo, that ship have seen here and to be producing

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Speaker 1: this ship last night at the harm of you. He

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Speaker 1: didn't want the ball feet like he didn't want to.

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Speaker 1: He knew he didn't want that. But that Bruno Mars

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Speaker 1: shit crazy, huh.

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Speaker 4: Yo, is so fucking funny because I didn't see the

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Speaker 4: punchline coming. I'm thinking Bruno Mars Filipino, like I'm in La.

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Speaker 4: I saw Bruno Mars's Filipino. I did not know he

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Speaker 4: was one thousand Puerto Rican. He was both both, okay,

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Speaker 4: but I didn't you know all the other one because

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Speaker 4: he didn't give you no love. But god, I think

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Speaker 4: we did something.

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Speaker 1: I think we did something to his dad or somebody

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Speaker 1: in a relative who guy talk to him. They beat

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Speaker 1: up his father. I don't know the lines. I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: go to.

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Speaker 2: I would go to white Castle.

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Speaker 1: Somebody say something, smack his cheek off, like in the

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Speaker 1: two in the morning and everybody waiting for fucking white Castle.

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Speaker 1: I turned around, cry and finish the onion rates on

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Speaker 1: the hippie with the yelling lad. He's the fly.

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Speaker 2: But my point is I want to eat the way

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Speaker 1: I said, we must have somebody did terrorist cuts and

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Speaker 1: pitch but you know, but yeah, that's one of them.

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Speaker 1: Got so you said you said the woman to tell

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Speaker 1: you a crazy story. I need a strug. I need

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Speaker 1: I want you.

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I don't think I ever told this one. So I'm

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Speaker 4: brand new. I'm coming up in the game. I'm on MTV,

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Speaker 4: so I'm hosting this like showcase. Puff is there. I

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Speaker 4: don't know Big yet. Big is brand new. I want

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Speaker 4: to say it's Webster Hall, but I'm not sure where

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Speaker 4: it's at. So Puff comes up to me and I'm

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Speaker 4: hosting a junk. He's like, yo, man, this is when

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Speaker 4: they was calling them Notories b I G. He wasn't

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Speaker 4: Biggie yet, it was just Notorious b I G. And

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Speaker 4: they something legally came he couldn't say that name had

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Speaker 4: to become Biggie whatever case of point.

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Speaker 2: You know which biggie to know to right, So he

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Speaker 2: was Biggie first. He was Biggie first. Any Swiss and

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Speaker 2: Notorious Big you with me? That's where we're at.

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Speaker 4: So you know, when you hosting, they come up with

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Speaker 4: you with a little bit of you know, information, They

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Speaker 4: write it down and say, this is my man new

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Speaker 4: artist right here. You know, make sure this shit gonna

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Speaker 4: get crazy, but don't bug out. Shit gonna get crazy,

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Speaker 4: but don't bug out. So I don't know that Beig

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Speaker 4: got this song called party in Bullshit And so fifty

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Speaker 4: motherfuckers come on stage and I'm thinking it's a riot,

440
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:31,840
Speaker 4: but it's a part of the song.

441
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Speaker 2: And so I'm hosting and I'm gonna give it up.

442
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Speaker 1: Oh did you run out the back door with it?

443
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Speaker 1: Did you run out the back door?

444
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Speaker 9: Oh?

445
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Speaker 2: But it was so crazy because I was like, Yo,

446
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,480
Speaker 2: what the fuck, I'm hosting it?

447
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:48,520
Speaker 1: It's a riot.

448
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:51,119
Speaker 4: And then they was like throwing each other around and

449
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:54,919
Speaker 4: pushing his ship body and bullshit, and I'm like, yo,

450
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:58,760
Speaker 4: this is bullshit because I'm about to die like a motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: Right.

452
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,680
Speaker 4: And then after the song was on, everybody left. But

453
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,480
Speaker 4: in that moment it was like a moshpit. Did you

454
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:05,320
Speaker 4: ever see that live?

455
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Speaker 1: I thought they start, they faked have a fight, and

456
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Speaker 1: then the song comes back.

457
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Speaker 4: And they had it in the movie. But the guy

458
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,240
Speaker 4: that was in the movie, to me, it was actually me.

459
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Speaker 4: That was me doing that thing. That was that scene

460
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Speaker 4: in the movie came from that moment. I was in Lebanon,

461
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Speaker 4: just leving up. I was in Lebanon, right, I had

462
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Speaker 4: a show. That's when they called me. Ali Kashani say,

463
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Speaker 4: I'm gonna lay come on my people. I do a

464
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Speaker 4: show in Lebanon. It's so incredible. I come back to

465
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Speaker 4: this hotel. When I come back, three guys standing up

466
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Speaker 4: like synchronized swimming.

467
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Speaker 2: Front Joe my brother, So.

468
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Speaker 1: I look at how you doing.

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Speaker 2: The guys.

470
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Speaker 1: The guys are waiting for you. The guys they want

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Speaker 1: to shoot rockets with you. I said, huh, the Taliban

472
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Speaker 1: they love you. They war I said, my asshole got

473
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Speaker 1: this tight. Okay, okay. I met the telephone. The Taliban.

474
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Speaker 1: It's no fucking bullshit. So I told her, Hey, hey,

475
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:25,080
Speaker 1: my planes already leaving this I get them stairs. I

476
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:28,760
Speaker 1: grabbed them bags so fucking fast. I went to the

477
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Speaker 1: airport like one in the morning. The shit ain't take

478
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,280
Speaker 1: off to ten in the fucking morning. Like I ran

479
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Speaker 1: to the airport. You was that, you was real pre

480
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:42,320
Speaker 1: check the real Taliban shoot rockets with them game. Thus

481
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,920
Speaker 1: like your shoot rockets. Fuck out of it, Yo. I

482
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:49,400
Speaker 1: ran so fast to that airport. I was like, let's

483
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Speaker 1: go scat and everybody knew they heard that ship. They

484
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 1: was like, Yo, we gotta get fuck that. Let's go.

485
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:58,600
Speaker 2: We stood in the fucking airport overnight, just shook the death.

486
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Speaker 1: It was down.

487
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:08,120
Speaker 2: Fuck that. Look anyway, that's one, YO, got one. Hey,

488
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:11,920
Speaker 2: I got another one for you. So this is another one.

489
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:12,919
Speaker 2: This is a big story.

490
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 1: Were on the step. Can I give you this one?

491
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:15,800
Speaker 1: I want to hear it.

492
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:17,600
Speaker 4: I don't think I ever told this one. So we

493
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Speaker 4: and we in Lake Hasu. We're doing remember Lake Havasue.

494
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Speaker 1: Then you do it. Remember when we did this string?

495
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Speaker 1: I think you were there. You was there.

496
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Speaker 4: It was like ninety two I'm thinking roughly ninety ninety

497
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Speaker 4: four fuck ain't even have the bounty around his head. Now,

498
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 4: yeah he ain't no get this so Big as big

499
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Speaker 4: as on. Now nobody knows Big cannot swim. So I

500
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:46,399
Speaker 4: don't know if you remember this ship. We had the

501
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 4: pods on the water, right. So in Lake Havasule. This

502
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 4: is my first time going to Arizona. I get there,

503
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:55,440
Speaker 4: they tie off the boats and they party from boat

504
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,440
Speaker 4: to boat to boat, a bunch of white kids.

505
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Speaker 2: They having a good time. They drink.

506
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 4: It's hot than a motherfucker, right, And so Big had

507
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 4: to be on the pod. So I'm standing there and

508
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:10,440
Speaker 4: and Big like mother hother, fuck up a little that

509
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:14,119
Speaker 4: pole blig. I said, what's the problem.

510
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 5: It was like biggu can't swift, Bigga with b phudders

511
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Speaker 5: full of that wool liug.

512
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Speaker 1: I was.

513
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,480
Speaker 2: Swear to God and I was like, yo, Big, they

514
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 2: not gonna let you fall in the water. It was

515
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:29,480
Speaker 2: like love, but I gotta do my shit on loan BG.

516
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Speaker 2: But they had them floating, y'all. I think you was there.

517
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,240
Speaker 4: There was some big go back and look, I cannot

518
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 4: make this up. I don't know how they hypnotizem like

519
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 4: eighteen to get Big on that pod. Because he was

520
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:47,120
Speaker 4: terrified of falling in the water.

521
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Speaker 1: That you want to know who's crazy, right, So I

522
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Speaker 1: was gonna tell you.

523
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Speaker 2: He got one.

524
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 1: No, no, I actually don't have one, but I'm gonna

525
00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:00,840
Speaker 1: tell you about one. Listen, somebody they can put fat

526
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 1: Joe out of business. In the storyteller game, I'm watching

527
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 1: one day on Instagram and Will Smith decided to tell

528
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Speaker 1: a story. Okay, he said, Man, I'm hosting the b

529
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Speaker 1: t Awars. Everything beautiful, this one and that one's there.

530
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Speaker 1: He said, Michael Jackson was in the audience. He said,

531
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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, it turned into a riot. He says,

532
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Speaker 1: whole life. He wanted to meet Michael Jackson. Will Smith

533
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Speaker 1: want to meet Michael. So he said they rushed them

534
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Speaker 1: out on his security and he said they threw them

535
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Speaker 1: in a closet. He said he was in the closet

536
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Speaker 1: that was pitch black and he was in there, like

537
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Speaker 1: you know, the whole place was wild, and he heard

538
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Speaker 1: a voice. He said it was Michael Jackson. They threw

539
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Speaker 1: them in the same closet. He's like, hey, Will Will

540
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Speaker 1: turned around and was like huh. He didn't even know

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Speaker 1: what to say. He said, Yo, I met everybody in

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Speaker 1: the world. He didn't even know what to say. He said,

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Speaker 1: oh shit, Mike. Mike said, that guy shift nineties, messing

544
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Speaker 1: it up again. I know we got so much money.

545
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 1: When I saw that shit, it was like and then

546
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Speaker 1: I knew Fat Joe storytelling days is over. When I

547
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 1: seen Will Smith telling story it's like, all right, well

548
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Speaker 1: it's time to go.

549
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Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, don't let this man start telling stories.

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Speaker 4: But we have all been through stuff that this is

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Speaker 2: Thank God.

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Speaker 4: We're alive to tell the stories because the young people

587
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Speaker 4: can't go back and meet Michael Jackson, they can't go

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Speaker 4: back and meet Big, can't go back and meet Tupac.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: Like I've had, You've had. I mean, godly we can.

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Speaker 4: We can go on for days because they're like little

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Speaker 4: stuff that I wouldn't think of because I'm just sitting

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Speaker 4: here talking to and You're like, Oh, that reminds me

595
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Speaker 4: of Boom boom boom.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy. But you know I've never met m

597
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 1: Jay well like meeting Maya Jackson. That's the one mind

598
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 1: me and the wind Hotel, No way you saw them.

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00:29:56,440 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 4: Like Yo, when I interviewed Michael Jackson right and I'm

600
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 4: gonna tell you right now, I was so nervous because

601
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 4: Michael Jackett was the only artist who ever debut his

602
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Speaker 4: video on every network simultaneously.

603
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 2: I don't know if you remember that.

604
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 4: You remember that it was and I was the guy

605
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Speaker 4: in the middle of time square get ready for the History,

606
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 4: blah blah blah blah. That was me. I was writing

607
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Speaker 4: in the Middle Times, a middle time though, No, it

608
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 4: was it was scream remember History scream with him and Janet,

609
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 4: which blew up. So check this out. So I'm at

610
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Speaker 4: Sony Music and they like, Yo, Mike coming in. Be ready,

611
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 4: It's gonna be open.

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Speaker 1: That's about the worst thing they could do to pending, like, Yo,

613
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Speaker 1: Mike's coming, Mike.

614
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Speaker 9: Yo.

615
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 2: Like you see how they it's a bunch of people here.

616
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 4: Just imagine this time's too for Michael Jackson's security, publicists,

617
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:57,479
Speaker 4: his team, the record label team. Mike was rolling heavy.

618
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 4: I will never forget this. High realized Michael Jackson's big

619
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Speaker 4: star in the world.

620
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Speaker 6: Right.

621
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Speaker 2: Mike had to go to the bathroom.

622
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 1: It was with Yo.

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Speaker 4: They went in the bathroom. It was a dude on

624
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 4: the toilet. My man was like, break it off, maam.

625
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 4: My man was like, I'm not done. He said, I'm

626
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 4: not done. He said, you done. Boom both the door.

627
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 4: My man had to wipe his ass get out.

628
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 2: I told you that story about God five thousand and one.

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00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 1: He said. His daughter called them and said, now pop

630
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Speaker 1: is Joe kappin. My man got five thousand and one

631
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 1: that design that the Rodney jerk is telling me, Yo,

632
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 1: come down to hire factory. You're gonna do some shit

633
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: for Michael Michael Jackson. So he can't Poppy shout out

634
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 1: the pop me do Minikno, he gets Poppy. Who's with him?

635
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:43,160
Speaker 1: He said, Yo, Poppy going downtown. We're gonna be somebody

636
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 1: really read read famous, he said. He said Kelly. He said, no,

637
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 1: it's now aunt Kelly. He says, more famous. So guys

638
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 1: in the studio and nobody's there. Yes, so guy said,

639
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 1: y'all gonna use the bathroom. He said, he went to

640
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 1: use the bathroom in that shit happened. They started looking.

641
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 1: They was like, you come in now he was taking

642
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 1: the piss. MJ walked in. He say, pissed on himself,

643
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 1: got five thousand and one and ran out. He didn't

644
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 1: even take the order. And now he was like, let's go.

645
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 1: Poppy was like, yo, but what's the matter this this?

646
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 1: He was telling him be careful. He pissed on himself

647
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 1: and ran out. The bitch, bro, but he went Michael

648
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 1: J fucking missed all whatever he went. He was embarrassed.

649
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 2: He pissed on himself.

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Speaker 1: Bro.

651
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 2: Michael Jackson's security was heavy.

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Speaker 1: Bro.

653
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,959
Speaker 4: And here's the thing. So I'm the host. I got

654
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 4: all these questions and ship right, I got like twenty

655
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 4: questions that I think every fan would want to ask

656
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 4: Michael Jackson. They looked at that list. They was like,

657
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 4: he gonna answer this, this, this, They killed my whole list.

658
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 4: I was sitting there like, wah wah waht that's when

659
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 4: Sony music. That's when Tommy Mottola you know that ever? Yeah,

660
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 4: they was, they was they was the mob at that point.

661
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 1: My bad. He pointed that feet.

662
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 2: That's my god. Temmy Matola, man, listen.

663
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 1: That you got everybody come up here and call it

664
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 1: the mob. Yo, Toler's killing people everything. He's my friend,

665
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: he's your buddy. I was you know, I saved Tommy Mottola.

666
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Temmy, you told me I could say this

667
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 1: story when it happened, glad Joe. Tommy Mottola invites me

668
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 1: to breakfast upstate, right, So we drive up there. He

669
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 1: probably the only motherfucker that could get me up there

670
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 1: like that. So he said, Joe, let's go eat breakfast

671
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 1: for me and up rich go up there. He lives

672
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 1: over there with him. Remy, do the time?

673
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 2: App what's that jail? He can nah?

674
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 1: She did it up state? No, she was in girl,

675
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 1: it was in.

676
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 2: No, it's only one.

677
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 1: Yeah. She was in Bethel Hill right by the way

678
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 1: besides that jail. He is fucking beautiful up there, drop dead,

679
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 1: gorgeous trees, fash. The point is, I go in this place.

680
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 1: Tommy orders this big pancake we eating, and he starts choking.

681
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 1: He starts choking, like you get I was about to

682
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:14,280
Speaker 1: give him the listen. I'm like, Tommy, are you okay? Tommy,

683
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:19,320
Speaker 1: are you okay? I'm like, you're rich, Tommy, are you okay?

684
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 1: He's like, motherfucker choking to depth. We gotta give him

685
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 1: the heymlet. Then the ship finally went down. He said

686
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 1: hold up, Jokes said, Tommy, you almost died on us.

687
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:37,359
Speaker 1: I was about to give you the hamlet. You said here,

688
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 1: you can tell a fucking story if you want, Joe

689
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 1: save to be told the fucking this That mother almost

690
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 1: died in front of me.

691
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 2: The man was choky, the regular.

692
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:53,439
Speaker 1: In your throat.

693
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 2: I swear to God, that man was like. I was like,

694
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,760
Speaker 2: but Tommy, he was like, you know when that happened?

695
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 2: Was you never really?

696
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 1: I was like, yo, Tommy. He was like he was

697
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 1: like yo. I was like, yo, Tommy, are you sure?

698
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,759
Speaker 1: Are you don't get your rich I'm looking at it rich.

699
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:18,759
Speaker 1: I think he was going he's fucking up and I'm like,

700
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 1: no way, fucking Tommy, but Tola, he's gonna die then, Tommy. Mate,

701
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 1: not with that, Joe. I'm like, Yo, ship the craziest ship,

702
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 1: as they do. I was like, ship, this is the

703
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,800
Speaker 1: real deal. I got scared to death. I'm fucking catching

704
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 1: anxiety and explaining it to you. It was the real

705
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 1: It was the real deal. I swear to God, it

706
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 1: was the real deal. But I'm gonna tell you the

707
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 1: craziest ship, the crazier ship is we leave Tommy. Tommy's

708
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,320
Speaker 1: going in his car. I don't know, but it was

709
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: a main bax, something fucking incredible. And the man turned

710
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,399
Speaker 1: around and said, hey, I know you like to tell stories. Yeah,

711
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 1: fucking tell the story you saved Tommy. Vintola's they cute me.

712
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 10: Jumped in the car, say the crying God. He hit

713
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 10: me with the cap of the cap. He was like,

714
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,839
Speaker 10: I know you like telling stories, Dad, tell him why

715
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 10: you saved Tommy. Get out of here, gets in the car,

716
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 10: breaks out. I'm not you, yo, that really dude. Look

717
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:30,840
Speaker 10: I'm not we can't the man what is he doing?

718
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 9: Yo?

719
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell people this ship really happened. Like

720
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 1: he said, I'm like, I see Yo, Temmy, you okay,

721
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 1: Now I'm scared tor fucking death. I love you. I

722
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 1: don't want Tommytola, but I don't know you, Tommy. I

723
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,320
Speaker 1: don't want Tommy Mattola to die on your front of

724
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 1: Fat Joe. I'm like, I was harry a fight. What

725
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 1: was Rich gonna do? Rich was standing that he might

726
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 1: know the Heimlich?

727
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:07,839
Speaker 2: Rich was sitting there.

728
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,879
Speaker 1: I said, you're Rich? Do you know the Heimlich? He's

729
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 1: you know Tommy's Tommy's like a fucking real Yeah, he's

730
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 1: a real dude, real doubt.

731
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 2: The last thing he wants is the hem and he

732
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 2: definitely don't want mouth to mouth.

733
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,360
Speaker 1: You don't want the heim lick. Tommy don't want the

734
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 1: heim Lick. He's dealing with it on his own time.

735
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:35,480
Speaker 1: Get he's coordinating it, Phil, he made a week over here. No, No,

736
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 1: she's coordinating this ship like he's trying to figure out

737
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:40,839
Speaker 1: how I'm gonna get.

738
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:46,439
Speaker 4: Tommy's a real Get Yo kidding you crying God? Yeah, Yo, shaid,

739
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 4: it's funny.

740
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:54,400
Speaker 1: I love you. Tell me I want to be like you?

741
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 1: And what was he doing World War Time. No, you

742
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 1: gotta man, it's not a laughing matter. What I'm trying

743
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 1: to tell you. I was scared to death. You thought

744
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 1: it was funny. If you thought that was you thought

745
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 1: that was one of the funniest ships I ever said Eddie.

746
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 2: Murphy never threw the red leather suit on him.

747
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:30,720
Speaker 1: What was he doing? He was, y'all. I was scared.

748
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 2: I was terrible.

749
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:35,439
Speaker 1: I'm telling y'all about a real story in life. You're

750
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 1: missing the funniest point of the whole ship, yo. You

751
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 1: missing the go ahead down on that. The man is

752
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:47,360
Speaker 1: all the way stable.

753
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 2: He's good.

754
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 1: I walk him to the car, you know, Tommy ve

755
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 1: told us the dawn. I walk him to the car,

756
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 1: brand new, fucking made back. I never got money with him,

757
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,800
Speaker 1: but he's just my guy. But he went into some

758
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,879
Speaker 1: fly ass car. He turned around and said, all right, dang,

759
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 1: I know you like to tell stories. Tell him how

760
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:10,280
Speaker 1: you fucking say, Tommy Mottola, Yeah, Joe, tell your story?

761
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 1: So right, tom alright, t poor dog man. I said

762
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 1: all this one. I'm saving this ship for Bill Bellay, Yo,

763
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 1: bro mother, that was a great one.

764
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 6: Man.

765
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would have killed me if I was dead.

766
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you just reenacted and you not listening.

767
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 2: I was really scared, like I'm not trying to tell

768
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 2: you that was terrified.

769
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:35,719
Speaker 1: I don't want nobody dying in front of me. Let

770
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 1: alone Tommy motoa, Tommy, you.

771
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 6: Know what, I had one of the cuddy that it

772
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 6: wasn't with Tommy Mottola, who was with one of my

773
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:44,240
Speaker 6: men from my block.

774
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,919
Speaker 1: He caught the heimlet you can't catch.

775
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 3: Then you went you had something, you had seize your some.

776
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:57,879
Speaker 3: It was someone that got mixed with something like he went,

777
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,879
Speaker 3: I lost them. It was no no, I lost him

778
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 3: for a minute, like he left for him driving.

779
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:05,799
Speaker 5: Listen, he come.

780
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 1: He used to drive me home.

781
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,279
Speaker 6: I have to give him bread to drive me to

782
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 6: the crib. Now he come pick me up. One day

783
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 6: he go get the apple juice.

784
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:14,319
Speaker 5: He come out.

785
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:16,920
Speaker 6: He's like, yo, you ready, Yeah, I'm ready. Now we're

786
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 6: going over the hill. We're going to get on the

787
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 6: saw milk. We're going to get on the sprain. I

788
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 6: think now we go with Wilo got a lot of ills,

789
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 6: like saying frid he go over, come down now out.

790
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 5: Of no way.

791
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,239
Speaker 3: He bustes a youth and goes back up and I'm

792
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 3: like his GPS telling me it was traffic over. I'm

793
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:40,840
Speaker 3: giving him the benefit of the doubt. Now he starts

794
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:44,720
Speaker 3: like talking about the eighty six bets. He starts blocking

795
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 3: out he's not dead. Now, I'm like, oh Lord, please Lord, shit.

796
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 1: Look he's on He's in the driver's side though.

797
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 6: Crime.

798
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:56,840
Speaker 3: I'm in the passage down praying seventy five hour follers.

799
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 1: There's small lawns. I'm doing everything.

800
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:02,319
Speaker 3: I'm scaring that yeah, like you just this's worse than

801
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:03,760
Speaker 3: time because he's on the whip.

802
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 1: You over, padcakes.

803
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 5: He's on the whip right me. Look and he start

804
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 5: going like uh he's talking gibbers.

805
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:17,720
Speaker 9: Oh my god. I'm saying, please Lord. Now I'm looking

806
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,320
Speaker 9: at him. I'm looking at the thing to put it

807
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:23,719
Speaker 9: in park. You know what I'm saying me eye contact

808
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:28,400
Speaker 9: the day for park. I call his name one times loud.

809
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:29,400
Speaker 8: No.

810
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 1: Now he's came back, yo, kids, what's up?

811
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 5: Whens?

812
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 1: Soon as he did that, me pop, soon as I

813
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,880
Speaker 1: threw it in park, he stepped on the cat. He

814
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 1: would have he would have went into the bill.

815
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:42,360
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?

816
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 3: Now?

817
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 1: People punking? They seeing this medio kids?

818
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,320
Speaker 3: You alright, ma, I'm trying to call yeah, good, I

819
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 3: really not though, poll my get out. I go around,

820
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 3: I get him out, unbuckled seatbelt, put him, get him

821
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 3: out the car, put him in the passenger.

822
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 5: Getting it now, I'm trying to like going in and out. Yo,

823
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:03,959
Speaker 5: what's your wife's number?

824
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 1: Hospital?

825
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 3: Listen, what's your wife? What's your wife? Keep asking him

826
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 3: his wife numb? And then he finally got it. I

827
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 3: shook him to his wife. Wipe the sweater. I was

828
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:19,399
Speaker 3: half I was discing. Bobby lated, and then he didn't

829
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,840
Speaker 3: know nothing. After it was probably wife.

830
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 1: He didn't know nothing.

831
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:24,920
Speaker 2: He didn't know what you said the apple juice. I

832
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 2: thought maybe it would.

833
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 1: Be like a die diabetic. Yeah, yeah, maybe Now he.

834
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,879
Speaker 3: Got some other You know, a lot of people, even

835
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 3: with my mom, shout out to Saint John's, the nurses

836
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 3: on the fifth floor and the eighth floor to he

837
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 3: love you.

838
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 1: A lot of times when you go when you don't

839
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 1: take your medicine, he could cause like a some ship.

840
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 5: Take your medic You gotta take your medicine.

841
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 1: That's one of the biggest killers is when when people

842
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 1: need your diabetic but you still want to act like

843
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 1: you're not diabetic.

844
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:52,800
Speaker 2: You gotta take it.

845
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,400
Speaker 1: That's what fuck my brother up. He walking around like

846
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 1: he ain't diabetic. I'm like, your jewne, did you take

847
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 1: your medicine? Your diabetic? Then over here own type of

848
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 1: cakes and ship. I went to what we did the

849
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: fiftieth Anniversary of Hip Hop in Yankee Stadium. I went

850
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:10,840
Speaker 1: to we had a squeet. Yeah, so my brother's diabetic.

851
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 1: The guy who takes care of him is diabetic. I

852
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:16,840
Speaker 1: walk up in that bitch they having cakes and regular

853
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 1: so I'm like, I'm looking down, like, yo, these dudes

854
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 1: want to die.

855
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:22,319
Speaker 4: Yeah.

856
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, sat shut out the thort. They trying to kill himself.

857
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,360
Speaker 1: I sat next to my brother, I said, I was

858
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 1: so happy that day. But I sat next to her.

859
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 1: But I was like, I said, yo, Joe, He's like,

860
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 1: yo's a Joe. I was like, what the fuck you.

861
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 2: Doing drinking pepsis and cakes and cake.

862
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 1: No, he was on it, on it, on it, on it,

863
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 1: on it, on it, And then you.

864
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 2: Know, that's the worst thing you could do, is like

865
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:47,800
Speaker 2: lie to yourself, like you take your medicine.

866
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 1: Man, it's a lot of people like that. There's people

867
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: like that are bipolar, right that they don't like how

868
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 1: the medicine feels and then they don't take the medicine

869
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:00,840
Speaker 1: and they and they bogged the fuck out. Yeah, you

870
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,000
Speaker 1: know he was shut.

871
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 2: Boy, I would have been shut. You knew something was wrong.

872
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,800
Speaker 3: He went out on me and start talking about the

873
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:12,800
Speaker 3: They started talking JD nine mets and ship like that.

874
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:14,360
Speaker 5: It was crazy.

875
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 1: He started going to the hip.

876
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 2: And he hit that boy kiss was shotting.

877
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 1: Yo, this is an art.

878
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 2: He had to figure out where to throw that ship

879
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 2: off park?

880
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, at what time am I gonna do the

881
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 1: save my life?

882
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:32,840
Speaker 2: You said your life on.

883
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: His pitch and dive over put the pitch on parks?

884
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 1: Or was I throwing in park? His wife knew he

885
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 1: was bugged out, floored when you brought him a that

886
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 1: he was at the thing. He ain't bugged, but she

887
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: knew he had the thing. She took it.

888
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 4: But if he was doing the apple juice, I'm gonna

889
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,759
Speaker 4: say it was diabetic. So he's probably going in the shot.

890
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 4: His low blood sugar, so he so he was His

891
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 4: coherency was probably off because he's doing the apple juice,

892
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 4: probably to bring the sugar level.

893
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 1: I'm diabetic. One time that ship happen and the meat

894
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 1: when you take your medicine. You gotta eat, yo, Diabetes

895
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 1: is a trick man, the fucking insulin. If you don't

896
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 1: eat and then you go into a coma, so you

897
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 1: gotta eat. So he's almost like he keeps you fat.

898
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,839
Speaker 1: But that's not the point. The point is I take

899
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 1: the medicine. I'm going to the side, thank you, sir,

900
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:25,399
Speaker 1: on my weight, to a restaurant, and then at that point,

901
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:28,800
Speaker 1: my sugar drops, right, And sometimes you don't even know

902
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 1: how to tell people. So I had to run in

903
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 1: the store or get an orange juice. But that shit

904
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 1: was feeling. That's probably one of the worst feelings because

905
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 1: there's too much sugar. No, no, no, this ship was low.

906
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,320
Speaker 1: Once I drink the ours juice, I was okay. But

907
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 1: when they drop, that's one of them feelings. If you're

908
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 1: not diabetic, nobody, you do not want it drop it.

909
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 2: Oh you know what I mean?

910
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 1: You do not want that. That shit is some real shit.

911
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:53,799
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.

912
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 2: Tell us about the Christmas joint you got going on?

913
00:45:56,680 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 4: Oh okay, it's called the worst Christmas ever. It's a

914
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,719
Speaker 4: comedy family, you know what I'm saying. It's a clean

915
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:04,919
Speaker 4: cut movie, but it's about love. You know, it's about

916
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 4: a guy who you know, is going through a divorce

917
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 4: doing the holidays and he's trying to decide, if you know,

918
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 4: can he get the family together for the sake of

919
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 4: the holiday and uh, you know, we got to make

920
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 4: the right choice, family over everything.

921
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

922
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 4: The kids are coming in and the feelings is weird

923
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 4: because the wife is moving on and he ain't moving

924
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 4: on yet, you know. So that that I think it's

925
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 4: a really fun vibe. And then also it's a lot

926
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 4: of comedy. And then obviously you know I do that.

927
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,799
Speaker 1: I do that very well. Man. Let me tell you something.

928
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 1: How do you feel about you've been with your wife

929
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 1: twenty four years? How do you feel about your wife

930
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 1: all her friends getting divorced and they sitting down together

931
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 1: talking that divorce shit, that misery love? Yeah, you know,

932
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:49,359
Speaker 1: to me, I think what you just she come back

933
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 1: like she fully charged with that ship narrows like theckets.

934
00:46:56,320 --> 00:47:00,840
Speaker 1: She ain't ship. They all ship. They yes, getting divorced.

935
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 1: This epidemic.

936
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:04,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's tough man. Like to me, I think

937
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:08,440
Speaker 4: the thing is is just keep your keep your your

938
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:09,320
Speaker 4: house private.

939
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 6: Bro.

940
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying you can, Like, I'm very

941
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:15,839
Speaker 4: select about what I'm putting on social media, what I'm

942
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 4: letting access get to. Because once you start putting people

943
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 4: in your house, they in your house and they start affected. Yeah,

944
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 4: they get to change the attitude of your house or

945
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:26,840
Speaker 4: the altitude of your house. Right, And so to me,

946
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 4: I think private should be private. Like I hate how

947
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 4: people put so much personal stuff on social media, Like

948
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 4: if me and Jada got a beef, I'm gonna talk

949
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 4: to Jada. I'm not gonna go on the social media

950
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 4: and then say something and then Jada gotta go on

951
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 4: then come back.

952
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:44,479
Speaker 1: I'm old school. I'm like, yo, we on some man shit,

953
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 1: Like yo, man, I thought.

954
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 4: And it might not even be an issue. It might

955
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:51,399
Speaker 4: be some misunderstanding. He ain't even see now it turned

956
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 4: into something because Jada Cousin called your bill talking reckless

957
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 4: that you see what I'm saying, just keep building.

958
00:47:56,840 --> 00:48:00,720
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. They offered me all types

959
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,920
Speaker 1: of money to have like a reality show. But I

960
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:07,400
Speaker 1: knew I wouldn't have a wife after one Seaton Nahna,

961
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,480
Speaker 1: Cause you know I'm the type I go, yeah, you

962
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 1: know this, this, that, and I walk away and be

963
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:14,879
Speaker 1: like bitch like that shiit on camera. Oh yeah, you're done,

964
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 1: you done, you cooked? Now you cooked? You do that

965
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 1: ship to yourself, you know, you walk away, y'all your

966
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:27,360
Speaker 1: wib you know the fucking I'm done, You've done. And

967
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 1: that's when the cousins get involved.

968
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:33,839
Speaker 4: And everyone starts having, you know, opinions about your personal life. Right,

969
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 4: and to me, kill it kills love, but also too

970
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 4: it's you know, I think as men, you know, I

971
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 4: think we have to protect the crib. You feel me.

972
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 2: And then you get a chance to create your home

973
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 2: how you want your home.

974
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 4: You do your job, you go out, you be the

975
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:51,800
Speaker 4: best Joe, you be the best Jane, and then you

976
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 4: come home and then you be the best at home.

977
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 1: Right.

978
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 2: But they can't be blended.

979
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:59,799
Speaker 1: It's no different than than Schwartzer. I mean, it's your

980
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 1: out and you go home.

981
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 2: When I go home, I'm Jason.

982
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:04,440
Speaker 1: There you go.

983
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:05,359
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying.

984
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 2: He was swzing, you don't. Yeah, but he was knocking

985
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:08,359
Speaker 2: the bait off.

986
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 1: I thought, Yeah, I mean he was fucking millennial. He

987
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 1: told you I'll be back.

988
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:19,799
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, yeah, I think after a Joe, you left

989
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 4: your money, man, you're going to the strip up.

990
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 1: You know he got I got.

991
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 3: Oh ship.

992
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 1: He dropped them fucking but he dropped him along. I

993
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 1: thought it was this. I didn't see what he dropped.

994
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:39,400
Speaker 3: Moldanger tonyover it, holy ship, put this old ship.

995
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:41,919
Speaker 1: Look I see it. I put everything like this ship.

996
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 1: I thought he dropped something light. I'm fucking holy for

997
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 1: he dropped the fucking Vickey roony oh ship, cause I

998
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 1: was the anyone who came outside with those.

999
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 5: He got the Mackey rody.

1000
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 1: But he paid for everything cash.

1001
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, dropped the mickey rue your money right there.

1002
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 1: You just dropped to Wallace. I looked over there. You

1003
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 1: dropped the whole fucking boat that. I know what you

1004
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:09,440
Speaker 1: just dropped that.

1005
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:11,280
Speaker 2: You dropped it Bentley.

1006
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 5: You going to the Monica and little ship.

1007
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:15,759
Speaker 1: He cheating. No, No, I ain't going like this. I'm

1008
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 1: going on some ship Monica shit. He told me many Mandy,

1009
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 1: I look like I'm in the fucking Swiss Watch. Look like.

1010
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:26,400
Speaker 2: That tonight.

1011
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 1: I've been waiting a whole year for that. Then I

1012
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 1: was trying to figure out how I'm gonna bum rush

1013
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:32,240
Speaker 1: her sneaking.

1014
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 3: If you would have I would have did it with me,

1015
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:37,719
Speaker 3: and you could have did it performed together and made

1016
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:38,840
Speaker 3: it much more easy.

1017
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 2: Bro.

1018
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,239
Speaker 1: Sure. The point is I've been dying to go. I

1019
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 1: was going no matter why, I ain't have a little

1020
00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 1: seats and then they called me in Yo, we want

1021
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:50,439
Speaker 1: you to perform, and I said, that's even I wanted

1022
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 1: to sneak in my wife. I'm best friends and shit

1023
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:56,360
Speaker 1: like that. Fat Joe performing lot, but I'm coming in

1024
00:50:56,480 --> 00:51:00,320
Speaker 1: there looking like a mother a fucking movie up in

1025
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,760
Speaker 1: that bitch. You're gonna go get it because the story

1026
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:05,399
Speaker 1: is twenty years from now, They're gonna be like one.

1027
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:09,640
Speaker 2: One time during the holidays, Granny and Monica.

1028
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 1: Was on tour and they went to Brooklyn and they

1029
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 1: brought out Fat Joe and boy, yeah you gotta do it.

1030
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 1: Did he come out in that white cocaine Fendy for

1031
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 1: laser looking like he says, floating in that bitch? You

1032
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:25,880
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Yeah, you gotta do a bit,

1033
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 1: you don't.

1034
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:29,360
Speaker 2: It gotta be like that with you. That's an everlasting moment.

1035
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:32,239
Speaker 2: Dude with the goggles on him, coming with the goggles

1036
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 2: and ship. Oh that's how you're doing it.

1037
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:36,359
Speaker 1: I'm acting up. That's why you know I brought out

1038
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 1: the you know the artillery. You know what I'm saying.

1039
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:40,880
Speaker 1: We gotta shine.

1040
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:42,759
Speaker 4: You're a fly dude, though, Joe, I give you a

1041
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 4: floppers man. You always add a crazy swag about yourself.

1042
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 5: Minutes.

1043
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 2: Listen, Eddie Murphy. Have you seen the documentary?

1044
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:55,800
Speaker 4: No, I have not our half to us. Everybody says phenomena.

1045
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 4: Everybody says phenomena.

1046
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 1: Again, anything where Eddie Murphy and these stories with Eddie Murphy.

1047
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:04,680
Speaker 1: Because I'm like, like, I'm on the Eddie Murphy man.

1048
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:07,879
Speaker 1: I did not realize how much I loved him till

1049
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,160
Speaker 1: I seen this doctor. You know, I'm the guy they

1050
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:14,759
Speaker 1: threw out of the movie theater. When Raw came out, I.

1051
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:17,279
Speaker 3: Was about to say I was about I thought he

1052
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 3: was about to say they wanted him for forty eight hours.

1053
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 1: I thought he was about to say that shit too.

1054
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:30,760
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, Eddie Murphy, Raw the whole project.

1055
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:33,080
Speaker 1: It was a hundred of us. And I'm talking about

1056
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:38,439
Speaker 1: garylic Bums. We all we had that adolescent bum ship

1057
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:42,920
Speaker 1: guy sneaking in the movie theater with forty young We

1058
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:47,440
Speaker 1: forty young. That is the most ghetto, pissed, smelling, fucking

1059
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:50,840
Speaker 1: movie theater you ever seen in your life. All the

1060
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 1: one hundred of them. I'm the only guy got thrown

1061
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:56,400
Speaker 1: out the movie. I was laughing, I'm.

1062
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 2: See before you after.

1063
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 1: Your glass smoking, me and styles. They kicked us out?

1064
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:08,040
Speaker 1: What me? Styles and cage? They kicked us out.

1065
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:09,560
Speaker 2: We woke up cracked.

1066
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 3: The whole bay Plaza was empty the movie then is

1067
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:15,479
Speaker 3: the parking lot Evy, y'all was high open the door.

1068
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 1: That mean people had to see us sleeping on the staircase.

1069
00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 1: All of that. We opened the door and.

1070
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:25,240
Speaker 2: Y'all was already to loveist. Y'all was already the last.

1071
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:27,480
Speaker 1: It was yet we didn't have an albumbout yet. No,

1072
00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:29,320
Speaker 1: he's about to be popping.

1073
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 6: And then we our dudes came around one last time,

1074
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:34,759
Speaker 6: but they was about to go home.

1075
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:37,560
Speaker 1: The whole ship was empty. It was no more workings,

1076
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:46,920
Speaker 1: no more people there. Damn, that's not poppy poot on nigger,

1077
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 1: you smoke that ship. Let me tell you something. I'm

1078
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 1: in the house with motherfucker's smoking and they smoking so much,

1079
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 1: and that second hand smoke his will because I'm watching

1080
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:57,919
Speaker 1: BT and they got my man. What was my man?

1081
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,360
Speaker 1: Lavelle for Novelle Crawford.

1082
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:03,160
Speaker 2: The man looked like a human eminem.

1083
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, he had some soup on. He was so fucking fat.

1084
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:08,840
Speaker 1: His head looked like I thought it was the Eminem

1085
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 1: was talking to me like eminem nuts. Yeah, I thought

1086
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:14,880
Speaker 1: the cigaret was the Eminem and Peanut talking to me.

1087
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 1: He was like, you know, crack is a hell of

1088
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 1: a drug. Get talking. I was like, yad, that wasn't

1089
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:26,920
Speaker 1: we I never smoked, but I'm telling you it was

1090
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 1: like you in the studio and the twenty guys is smoking.

1091
00:54:29,719 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 1: I'm looking at me. Looked like a human Eminem.

1092
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:33,880
Speaker 2: He had to suit on.

1093
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 1: His head was swing. He's like, crack.

1094
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:38,240
Speaker 2: You know, I'm tired of smoking crack.

1095
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 1: I did, Yo.

1096
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:42,959
Speaker 2: This was the funniest ship ever seen in my life.

1097
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:46,920
Speaker 1: Y'all. Bill Bellamy, thank you man. This ain't that. That

1098
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 1: ain't this. It's cracking.

1099
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 5: Kiss makes some noise for guests.

1100
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:58,719
Speaker 1: Bill, y'all man, I love y'all man. Appreciate true. That's

1101
00:54:58,760 --> 00:54:59,479
Speaker 1: your Darry brother.