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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after it's today's Strawberry Letters. But right now

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Speaker 1: it is time for the nephew the King of Frank's

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Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What you got You ain't married? Huh,

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Speaker 1: you ain't married. I'm just like everyone ain't married. Watch

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Speaker 1: me work running cat. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Brian. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing? Brian? My name is Daniel. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Wanted to give you a call today. You got a minute? Yeah, okay, listen,

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Speaker 1: um you're you're Brian? Um Brian? Right, you're married to

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Speaker 1: uh to Alfhea? Yeah? Hello Hello, yeah, yeah, that's that's me.

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Speaker 1: That's my wife's Yeah, okay, I got a question for you. Hello.

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Speaker 1: Have you guys been married? Going on nine years? Now?

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Speaker 1: We've been married? Now? Who is here? My name is Daniel.

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Speaker 1: Were you m Were you guys married a Greater New

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Speaker 1: missionary after church? Let you see? Yeah, yeah, yep, yep,

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Speaker 1: Defina of that church? Yeah great? By nine years? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's right. Why what's going on? What's asked me all

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Speaker 1: these questions? Okay? Do you remember the minister that officiated

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Speaker 1: your actual wedding ceremony? Yeah? Uh reverend right, Okay, I

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Speaker 1: got the right person. I wanted to make sure I

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Speaker 1: had the right person, Brian. So I'm I'm sorry if

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Speaker 1: it seemed a little weird to you. Here's here's what's

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Speaker 1: going on. We've just come up with a new discovery

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Speaker 1: a lot of information that reverend none of his credentials

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Speaker 1: are true. Everything is false. He's not a minister at all,

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Speaker 1: he never was a minister, and every single wedding ceremony

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Speaker 1: that he officiated is basically null and void. So and

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Speaker 1: I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but

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Speaker 1: you and Alphea, even though you think you've been married

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Speaker 1: for nine years, you guys are not mad amount not no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: not that you gotta have the wrong person, because man,

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Speaker 1: that then we got we got married by nine years ago.

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Speaker 1: And what I'm telling you is he he never was ordained.

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Speaker 1: He's never been an ordained minister. He's not a minister

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Speaker 1: at all. So when he performed this ceremony, your wedding ceremony,

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Speaker 1: he had no right to be doing that. You guys

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Speaker 1: are not are not married. You know, you guys have

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Speaker 1: been living in sin for nine years. Hold on, hold

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Speaker 1: hold on that let me tell you something, I ain't

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Speaker 1: been living man and my wife we have been married

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Speaker 1: for nine years. And that man he's a preacher. I'm

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Speaker 1: telling he's a preacher, sunded Sir. As of today he is.

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Speaker 1: He has no right to be in anybody's pulpit. He

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Speaker 1: has no right to be officiating, whether it's weddings or funerals,

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Speaker 1: no matter what it is, christenings for children. He's not

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Speaker 1: allowed to do that. And we have officially stopped him

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Speaker 1: from doing anything serving under as being a pastor or

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Speaker 1: a minister. We have stopped that. But what I want

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Speaker 1: you to know is that you have been living in

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Speaker 1: sin and you don't you get that. We want to

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Speaker 1: try and get you guys married as soon as possible,

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Speaker 1: so you're not living in sin. Oh no, doc, I

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Speaker 1: ain't been living in no sin. I have been married

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Speaker 1: for nine years. This woman ship been taking care of

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Speaker 1: me and my kids for the past nine Wait. Wait

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Speaker 1: a minute, Wait a minute, guy. You guys have children. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we got to two kids, two beautiful kids. Okay, then

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Speaker 1: those kids are bastards, stard. Let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: My kids ain't no bastard. What about your kids? Your

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Speaker 1: kids in basthood no, sir, my kids, my kids were

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Speaker 1: born in wedlock. Your kids have been born out. I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you that man did my service and he is

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Speaker 1: a preacher. He's a man after God's own heart himself.

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Speaker 1: He hasn't done everything that that he comes for me

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Speaker 1: and my family. He is a preacher, Sir, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I know it's hard for you to to to swallow

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Speaker 1: the truth, but I want you to know, and I

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Speaker 1: need you to be able to tell Alfie that you

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Speaker 1: guys are not married and not as of right now. No, no, okay,

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Speaker 1: so I hold hun now back in the olden days,

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Speaker 1: but before all these all these colleges and stuff came

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Speaker 1: came about, you telling me that their men making old days,

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Speaker 1: that they weren't no preachers, that they weren't meant men

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Speaker 1: after the cloth? Is that what you're saying to me? H?

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Speaker 1: What what are you? What are you? What are you?

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Speaker 1: What are you getting at? Sir? What I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: say is back in the older days, baking the twinteres

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Speaker 1: and thirties, they didn't have all these colleges and all

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Speaker 1: these degrees and stuff like these new preachers got these days.

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Speaker 1: That man, now he was from back then, and God

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Speaker 1: called them and that's what they went on to and

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Speaker 1: all them people that they married back then, they did

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Speaker 1: the same thing to day. You don't need to know

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Speaker 1: what degree to say that that you're a preacher. You

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Speaker 1: don't need no lights to say you're a preacher. Man,

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Speaker 1: My wife would be married for nine years. My kids

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Speaker 1: have been born in wedlocks. We were married, we were mad.

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Speaker 1: I've read my friends and family day was all there. Sure.

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Speaker 1: The bottom line is that that you have been living

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Speaker 1: in sine because you have not been married with your

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Speaker 1: wife for the last nine years. And your kids, I

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Speaker 1: hate to say it, your kids are bastards. Now. Oh

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Speaker 1: now I've told you, don't say nothing else about my

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Speaker 1: kids saying I ain't no cuss up. But don't push me.

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Speaker 1: My kids ain't no bassard. You understand me. You don't

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Speaker 1: get me up, Sir. I'm trying to give you the

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Speaker 1: truth and try to get you in here and get

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Speaker 1: you married so you will not be living in sin

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Speaker 1: any more than what you are. I am living in

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Speaker 1: no sins. Look, now, you don't make me whoop your

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Speaker 1: a s s You understand me and my wife we

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Speaker 1: have been married for nine years. Don't sit up here

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Speaker 1: till me talking about the way ain't met that that

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Speaker 1: man ain'ture. Do you understand I get out of my phone.

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Speaker 1: You that's my life. Those are my kids. They have

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Speaker 1: been born in weird life. Do you understand, sir? So?

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to call and give you the information

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Speaker 1: so that you could probably stop living in sin. That's

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Speaker 1: all I wanted to do. I ain't living in no sin.

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Speaker 1: That's what I just told you. You ain't hear me.

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Speaker 1: I ain't living in no sin. Maybe you're the one

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Speaker 1: that's living up of sin. Now, you ain't got nothing

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Speaker 1: that said to me. That man and that mane years ago,

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Speaker 1: they get your ass on my phone. So so I

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Speaker 1: have one more thing, one more thing I'd like to say.

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Speaker 1: Done nothing else to say to me. You ain't get

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Speaker 1: your ass off my d am phone. Do you understand me?

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Speaker 1: I ain't got time for this, sir? Could I say

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Speaker 1: one more thing? What you gotta say on me? Now?

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to let you know that this is

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Speaker 1: nephew Timmy from the Steve Harping Morning Show. Your wife

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Speaker 1: and how feel got me to prank phone call you?

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Speaker 1: Oh man, oh lord it do he uh he I

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Speaker 1: almost went in on your down. You all wouna let

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Speaker 1: me go down. Yeah, I'm gonna get you say, put

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Speaker 1: you up to this got me to prank you man,

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Speaker 1: while man, oh man, hey man, you all right with me? Brother?

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Speaker 1: I got to ask you something, man, what is the

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Speaker 1: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the lands,

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harpy More on the show Man, you stupid?

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Speaker 1: Get him Steve because it's you know, you know something. Now,

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Speaker 1: come on, you know some pastors ain't really past us,

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Speaker 1: you know, but they'd be marrying people. You know, that

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Speaker 1: be going. That happens a lot. You know. They just

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Speaker 1: then called themselves from minister and they are minister and

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Speaker 1: that's not high work. Nine. You know you gotta you know,

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Speaker 1: you gotta shake your folks up every nine and I

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Speaker 1: just shake up. That's all it is. Okay, keep on.

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Speaker 1: This is pranking. This is pranking in its best. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're the king of it. Every nine. You got to

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Speaker 1: shake some folks up. I got a new little list

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Speaker 1: I'm working on and we're going forward. Who is it?

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Speaker 1: You ain't even ask me already? And then asked, I

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Speaker 1: love that. You knew he was gonna say yea, all right,

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Speaker 1: all right, listen. Coming up next it is Today's Strawberry Letter.

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