WEBVTT - Amy Sedaris Lightning Round

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, everybody, it's Bruce. Thanks for pulling up a chair

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<v Speaker 1>for another bonus episode Table for two. A few months ago,

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<v Speaker 1>I had.

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<v Speaker 2>An amazing lunch at Via Cororota with the one and

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<v Speaker 2>only Amy Sedaris. She is both so fun and funny,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm really looking forward to sharing our entire lunch

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<v Speaker 2>with you next week. For now, I hope you enjoy

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<v Speaker 2>this delightful little bonus round we did at the end

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<v Speaker 2>of our meal, speed round pet Peeve.

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<v Speaker 1>We answered that, but maybe there's another peg.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I got a million pet peeves. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know how rapid fire this has to be. Packing peanuts,

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<v Speaker 3>packing peans. I will not use packing peanuts when I

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<v Speaker 3>ship you anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and I change it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And I'm like, yeah, but you can put it

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<v Speaker 3>in the mountop. No packing peanuts. They're discussed and.

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<v Speaker 1>Also horrible for the environment, and then they're all over

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<v Speaker 1>your apartment. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Favorite thing to do in

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<v Speaker 1>New York City.

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<v Speaker 3>Favorite thing to do in New York City is I like,

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<v Speaker 3>I usually have nuts on me, So whenever I go

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<v Speaker 3>to any park, I feed the squirrels, and then I

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<v Speaker 3>give nuts to other people so they can feel feed

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<v Speaker 3>up the squirrels.

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<v Speaker 1>That's community building. Yeah, I love it.

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<v Speaker 3>I love squirrels. State animal North Carolina and Virginia. I think, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>well the cardinal is the state bird, but for both.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, the squirrel, the cardinal is, it's for Virginia

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<v Speaker 3>and North Carolina.

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<v Speaker 4>Why would I think it was? Saint Louis are so

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<v Speaker 4>obsessed with Cardinals. Andy has everything else, all their sports

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<v Speaker 4>teams or Cardinals.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe maybe Cardinal gets around.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you have been Agnes Moorehead or Samantha Stevens.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, Agnes Morehead my favorite everybody what I've seen too.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna walk down thos Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>I lovehead with the big when the hands would fly?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, my god, yeah, hush hush, sweet Charlotte.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, favorite favorite book? Oh, my favorite book?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, David's books are always my go to. To Kill

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<v Speaker 3>a mocking Bird is still today one of my favorite.

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<v Speaker 3>I think Truth and Beauty it's called. It's a really

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<v Speaker 3>good book. I didn't want to say I'm Patchet wrote it,

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<v Speaker 3>but I could be wrong. I've read that, you know

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<v Speaker 3>over and over.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we know what your comfort food is.

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<v Speaker 3>Bond bond candy.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mean to bring it up again popcorn.

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<v Speaker 3>I love popcorn. I eat a lot of a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of popcorn too porn good you put on it salt.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes I'm in the mood like I'll do some butter okay,

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<v Speaker 4>not pop preaker or anything.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't do you think, Yeah, I just dore plain

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<v Speaker 3>a cocon olive oil, nothing on it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's good.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a good source of fiber too.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not a salt person, so I'm really sensitive, like

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<v Speaker 3>I could taste it, and I'm like like when I

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<v Speaker 3>or if I sugar like spaghetti sauces, like that pizza

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<v Speaker 3>place we go to Emmett's and he's like, why is.

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<v Speaker 1>This so good?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, is this got sugar in the sung?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Check?

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<v Speaker 3>Chack check chick. But I'd screwed pizza.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I was gonna just say Jerry blank like first,

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<v Speaker 4>like like fan.

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<v Speaker 3>Jerry's fun and I like her because she's for misfits

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<v Speaker 3>and outcasts. And I love the stranger of the Candy audience.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so blassed to have them as fans because you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to do a lot of different shows,

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<v Speaker 3>so when people say I'm a fan, I never really know.

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<v Speaker 3>But with a Strangers fan, I always know, or they

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<v Speaker 3>say I dated my girlfriend because she was a stranger's

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<v Speaker 3>or I broke up with my girlfriend because she didn't

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<v Speaker 3>like strangers. And to think that it's still alive and

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<v Speaker 3>there's the audience for it, I can't believe it. And

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<v Speaker 3>also Mandalorian that's got a very specific and Mandalorian though

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<v Speaker 3>want autographs like it's a different kind of but they're

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<v Speaker 3>they're geek in a different way, and I love a geek.

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<v Speaker 3>It's what I'm attracted to in real life. In high school,

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<v Speaker 3>junior high I always like those guys, eighty R guys

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<v Speaker 3>with the shirts and the pens and the wires and

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<v Speaker 3>you're like, you built that arm yourself. Wow, you're those

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<v Speaker 3>guys always.

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<v Speaker 1>I had my fortieth high school reunion on Friday night.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going, oh my god, what are you doing to

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<v Speaker 3>prep yourself well? Because everyone wants to lose five pounds

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<v Speaker 3>of reunion.

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<v Speaker 4>I've been prepping myself for this since the day I graduated.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, there you look, you win. You got to show

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<v Speaker 3>the titties on your arm. Yeah, you got to.

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<v Speaker 1>It'll be a something will be happening.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Cheryl Tigs do it, Cheryl Blouse, Peanuts.

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<v Speaker 4>On eBay those peanuts.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, look at me. I'm like this because.

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<v Speaker 4>Most influential person in your life, David, where'd.

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<v Speaker 1>You live by it?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't bother other people? And when the other one is

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<v Speaker 3>it's easier to not ask permission? You know that expression,

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<v Speaker 3>We're easier. What is the way it goes?

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<v Speaker 1>To ask for forgiveness, not permission?

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<v Speaker 3>Not forget to do it?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I used to have it down like rather than I

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<v Speaker 3>can't think of the way it goes. But yeah, you

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<v Speaker 3>do it, and then you ask permission because if you

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<v Speaker 3>ask permission, someone's going to say no.

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<v Speaker 1>No, They're going to say no. Yeah. First word. Then

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<v Speaker 1>for you, when I say Andy.

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<v Speaker 3>Cohen monkey monkey, he's a monkey.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for pulling up a chair.

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