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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jubils dirty little Secret? Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is The Jewel Show and you text

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Speaker 1: it in at four six one. They have a little

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Speaker 1: secrets that we're calling you back. Hi, do you have

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Speaker 1: time to tell us your little secret? Whatever your name is,

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Speaker 1: let's let you talk now. Sorry about that, go ahead, No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: that's that's okay. I love you guys show. So um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, Hey, we'll just start off by saying that

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Speaker 1: this is probably gonna sound a little crazy. That's fine.

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Speaker 1: The crazier the better, Okay. So um, I have a

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Speaker 1: little secret in my car that gets me out of

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Speaker 1: speeding tickets every time I get pulled over. Oh really, okay,

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Speaker 1: what is it? Please share? Yeah? Actually, Jubil, I, I've

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Speaker 1: been listening to the show and I heard you got

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Speaker 1: a the sex to me recently. I did you want

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Speaker 1: to see? Yes, takes me pictures. Maybe you don't you don't,

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Speaker 1: actually you don't actually have to? Uh having a PROSECTI

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Speaker 1: me is how I get out of my speeding tickets?

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Speaker 1: Are you wait? Okay, go ahead, please share, because now

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Speaker 1: maybe I have a new way to get out of speed.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I actually got the procedure done a few

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Speaker 1: years ago and tickets now. Well, so every time I

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Speaker 1: get pulled over, I have a little ice pack in

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Speaker 1: the doctor's note in my glove compartment from my uh

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Speaker 1: prosectiy procedure a few years ago. So before they get

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Speaker 1: to the car, I put the ice pack, you know,

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Speaker 1: on my lap and take out the doctor's note and

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Speaker 1: just say, oh, I just had the procedure. I need

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Speaker 1: to you know, I'm coming back home and I didn't.

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Speaker 1: You can't get a ride really, yeah, time I'm tender,

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Speaker 1: I you tell them that you just out of it.

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Speaker 1: That's a genius way to do it, because I mean

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Speaker 1: I would if I pulled you over and be like,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, man, So I'm so sorry. Get home. I

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Speaker 1: understand why you're speeding. That's fine. It's it's you're going

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Speaker 1: one hundred in the schools, and I get it. It's school.

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Speaker 1: I'm tender. I'm not trying to avoid speed bumps. You

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Speaker 1: know I can't. One time, they actually took my license

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Speaker 1: back to their cars, so I started crying to make

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Speaker 1: them feel bad. Wow, they'd actually letting me go. Wow, Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean no, I just had a sectomy, so I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna keep that stuff in my card all times in

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Speaker 1: case I ever. Can you make brilliant? Can you make copies?

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Speaker 1: Thank you for telling us your dirt little secret. Oh,

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Speaker 1: thank you, thank you for the show. Yeah, did you

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Speaker 1: bil show on demand