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Speaker 1: Alright, let's get going. Scottie. You ready for this one?

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Speaker 2: Hi, Kurt? Yes, I'm ready for an episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 1: Woman accidentally creates crow army that ends up saving neighbors life.

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Speaker 2: All Right, I'm gonna need some details, but that is

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Speaker 2: certainly bananas.

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Speaker 3: Do weld ups? Would your life? Your sillion pieces would.

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Speaker 4: Bananas?

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Speaker 5: Baby ba ba.

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Speaker 4: Ba ba.

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to Bananas. I'm Kurt brown Ower.

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Speaker 2: I'm Scottie Landis. This is the silliest little podcast that

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Speaker 2: ever was. Today, we have a guest that we should

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Speaker 2: get right into. I was looking at her Wikipedia and

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Speaker 2: we could probably give her credits for about fifteen minutes,

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Speaker 2: so we're gonna just bring her on. Kurt, who do

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Speaker 2: we have today?

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Speaker 1: You might know our guest today from the ninth season

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Speaker 1: of RuPaul's Drag Race, in which she plays second overall.

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Speaker 1: Her new album, A Girl Like Me Letter to My

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Speaker 1: Lovers is out right now. She also hosts the weekly

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Speaker 1: show pep Talks Black Movie Classics on Twitch, and she's

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Speaker 1: even nominated for a twenty twenty one Glad Media Award

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Speaker 1: for her best album Oh Helly, Please welcome the always

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Speaker 1: fabulous Miss Pepperman.

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Speaker 2: All right, hi there, welcome to Bananas. We what we

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Speaker 2: do here is we goof off, we tell you stories.

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Speaker 2: Kurt's gonna tell us about some crows that apparently love

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Speaker 2: a woman and attack people, and then we just kind

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Speaker 2: of spin it into our own orbit. But congratulations on

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Speaker 2: the nomination. Is that for your album?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's for my new album or Girl Like Me

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Speaker 4: Letters to My Lovers. It's all about The album is

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Speaker 4: all about my you know, recent relationship. I just broke

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Speaker 4: up with someone not that long ago, and I ended up,

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Speaker 4: you know, pulling a Taylor Swift and writing all about it,

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Speaker 4: and in fact, was able to write three albums worth

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Speaker 4: relationship on three separate albums. So the first one is

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Speaker 4: and I'm really excited about it, and I'm nomin I

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Speaker 4: can't believe I'm nominated. Next, next the Lady Gaga.

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Speaker 2: That's amazing, suspense.

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Speaker 1: I love that it's a three album. It's a triptick

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Speaker 1: of albums, that's pretty honest. Yeah, you can put them

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Speaker 1: on all for a whole day.

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Speaker 4: That's whole day, honey. It's a fabulous listening, but just

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Speaker 4: of the day.

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Speaker 2: At the day, how long was the relationship where you

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Speaker 2: got three albums of material out of it?

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Speaker 4: You would think it'd be ten years, right, but it

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Speaker 4: was it was a year. I'm quite an emotional gal.

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Speaker 2: Gotcha love that.

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Speaker 4: It was like it was him in a relationship and

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Speaker 4: it was like I was like Sybil, like you know,

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Speaker 4: I had many.

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Speaker 1: Well, do you want to hear about some emotional crows please?

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Speaker 1: This was sent in by Bananimal Caitlin O'Connor. This is

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Speaker 1: from ruin My Week bye, and the byeline is just

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Speaker 1: Alison No, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Alison Alson's one of the best writers in the business.

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Speaker 2: Apparently it doesn't need a last name at all.

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Speaker 1: Woman accidentally creates crow army that ends up saving neighbors life.

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Speaker 1: So this was originally posted in Reddit under legal advice,

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Speaker 1: where apparently people like tell stories in case a lawyer

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Speaker 1: is interested in like taking on or giving them some advice. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and so basically she said this woman she lives in Portland, Oregon,

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Speaker 1: of course, and she was watching a nature program about

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Speaker 1: if you feed and befriend them, crows will bring you

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Speaker 1: had lots of time, so why not make some crow friends.

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, So my plan worked out a little too well,

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Speaker 1: And that's why she was asking for legal advice. She's like,

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Speaker 1: So she posts again saying basically that all these people,

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Speaker 1: That alleviated the problem. But now the crows were like

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Speaker 1: and like saved his fucking life.

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Speaker 2: Amazing.

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Speaker 4: So that's how the crows ended up saving the life.

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Speaker 1: Yeah again, crows, man, I'm obsessed with crows.

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Speaker 4: Do you believe this story? What do you believe this story?

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Speaker 1: Okay, crows are so smart they're the smartest birds.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, yeah, I don't know why I thought parrots

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Speaker 2: Maybe the talking.

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Speaker 2: I mean I was kind of picturing that they were

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Speaker 2: I don't know how many crows you would need to

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Speaker 2: like it's fun. I always like when you find birds

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Speaker 2: But when I was in New York, I remember a crow,

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Speaker 4: Well, they do have really good sense of direction, right,

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Speaker 1: I remember there was a Times article years ago, like

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Speaker 4: Yes, it is terrifying.

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Speaker 2: All the little bags of chips just being attacked all

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Speaker 2: there's so many things. Yeah, at the end of a

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Speaker 2: Somebody once told me at Grand Central Station, every year

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Speaker 4: thousand umbrellas. Oh yeah, five thousand condoms, you know.

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Speaker 4: Hey, I thought you looked familiar, so good.

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Speaker 1: I do love you know, but also, what's I think

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Speaker 4: Yeah, bird brain, bird brain. Well, like that's that, that's

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Speaker 1: They had a disco ball. They had a solar powered

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness that is but was she feeding them

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Speaker 1: It feels disgusting. It's so like they're just like shaky,

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Speaker 2: This one was sent in by copy Haste. Do you

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Speaker 2: know this, Peppermint? This This guy just sends more stories

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Speaker 4: Kurt mm.

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Speaker 2: They're so damn good at what they do. Here's that headline,

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Speaker 2: Dynamite on a car dashboard was actually just a beefstick

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Speaker 2: in Greensburg, Kansas. Somebody has a watchful eye. Cops in

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Speaker 2: Sheriff's office in Greensburg Fire Department were called investigate reports

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Speaker 1: Who reported? Who reported a stick of dynamite in a car?

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Speaker 2: Yes, we know what that is.

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Speaker 1: The one vegan in Kansas hes like it's a stick

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Speaker 2: It's gonna kill us all It's just a bee.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you can recognize dynamite, but not a beefstick. I

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Speaker 2: Nobody has. Oh gosh. So in the fire department approached

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Speaker 2: They found something entirely different beefstick in its wrapper. Quote.

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Speaker 2: There were no explosives in the vehicle, there were zero

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Speaker 2: It's unreal, It's unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: Do you drive, Peppermint, I do.

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Speaker 4: I hate driving, but I do drive. And the reason

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Speaker 4: And I said, oh my god, I'm in this rental

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Speaker 2: And did you make it to the show on time.

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Speaker 4: and we drove back the same night. It was fabulous.

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Speaker 2: And you know, yeah, that's amazing. What's the name of

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Speaker 4: It was just Peppermint and the hired white guys.

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Speaker 4: Maybe the beefstick was one of those spicy hot beef sticks,

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, about Kurt, I got a story for you

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Speaker 2: about ten years ago, maybe a little maybe like fifteen

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, and they eat over ten Let's say I

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Speaker 4: check in and see. God, I can't I don't want

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Speaker 4: to moment, but uh, yeah, I've never seen him win,

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Speaker 4: but I always see him there.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you know, did he have a specialty? Was he

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Speaker 2: like the King of egg noodles or something?

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Speaker 4: You? No, oh, hot dogs? I mean as far as that,

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Speaker 4: he only participated in the hot dogs thing that I

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Speaker 4: know of. Yeah, And I remember being like, hmm yeah,

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Speaker 4: same feeling, yeah, like a nice little yeah. And then

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Speaker 4: I was like, no, no, you and these hot dogs.

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Speaker 1: Now, of all the things to lose at, definitely yourself

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Speaker 1: with like a hundred hot dogs. And then yeah, he

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Speaker 1: must feel.

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Speaker 4: I was very aspirational at that point.

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Speaker 2: You know, a champion, you like this ambition.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like I went a ride or die. Annie

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Speaker 4: and Clyde. Let's go knock mirrors off of the car Elite.

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Speaker 1: Very detailed apology notes. Yeah, all right, guys, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you one. Just tease us out to

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Speaker 1: a break. There's just so many. This is all just

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Speaker 1: gonna be about.

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Speaker 4: This is all.

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Speaker 1: It's just I mean, I'm not gonna say the title

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Speaker 1: of this. It's just about secret rooms behind mirrors, alright.

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Speaker 2: Bananas Bananas.

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Speaker 4: Chose news from all the way around the world.

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Speaker 5: Bananas baas, Bananas, Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Bananas.

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Speaker 2: Help us out. Everybody, Come on, it's a community. It's

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Speaker 2: been a long year. Let's all get on the same

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Speaker 2: page and I'll curd I have two quick shout outs

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Speaker 2: from our bananimals, Desiree and John.

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Speaker 4: Two.

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Speaker 2: Your anniversary. This is gonna be about three weeks too. Late,

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Speaker 2: but desre called me, and she really loves that John.

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Speaker 2: She loves that John even if he eats one hundred

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Speaker 2: hot dogs. She's gonna love John's ass for a long

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Speaker 2: long time. And then this one's kind of great. So

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Speaker 2: a woman named Chelsea called me. She wanted us to

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Speaker 2: give a just dedicate this episode. She has a lunch

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Speaker 2: lady in Portland organ they pack three lunch They spend

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Speaker 2: three days a week packing lunches and then deliver them

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Speaker 2: three days a week to all the kids so that

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Speaker 2: any kids that might not be able to afford lunch

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Speaker 2: get a school lunch. They've been doing it all of

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Speaker 2: COVID this entire year. So I say we give a

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Speaker 2: shout out to Chelsea and the lunch ladies as our

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Speaker 2: bananas of the week. Thank you so much. That's a

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Speaker 2: beautiful thing you end, lunch man, And thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: That's such a beautiful thing to do.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And and on that tip, I have been doing something

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Speaker 1: which I've felt it feels so good. It feels often

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Speaker 1: we feel paralyzed during the Great char and I've started

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Speaker 1: doing something that feels very like accomplishable and good. Is

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Speaker 1: that I've been volunteering with this organization called Get Out

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Speaker 1: the Shots Los Angeles, and if you live in LA,

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Speaker 1: just google get Out the Shots and you're interested in volunteering.

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Speaker 1: What we basically do is we help get vaccine appointments

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Speaker 1: for people who are eligible, but they maybe because of

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Speaker 1: a language barrier, can't do it, or they're not very

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Speaker 1: good with the Internet, or they don't have a phone number,

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Speaker 1: or they don't have an email address. So we go

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Speaker 1: when we book vaccine appointments for those people. And so

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Speaker 1: if you want to volunteer, you can. You can DM

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Speaker 1: the Bananas place and I can send you the link,

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Speaker 1: or just go to Get Out the Shots Los Angeles beautiful.

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Speaker 1: That's of course if you live in LA. And it's

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Speaker 1: been great because it feels like every time you book

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Speaker 1: a vaccine for somebody, it's like I did something, and

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Speaker 1: it's exactly we.

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Speaker 2: Need more activism in this world. Good for you, Kirk,

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Speaker 2: it's wonderful.

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Speaker 1: We have our wonderful guest today, Miss Peppermint. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for being on. I heard that you're now. You had

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Speaker 1: mentioned earlier that you were doing a short film that's

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Speaker 1: coming out soon.

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Speaker 4: I am doing a short film I have. It's an

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Speaker 4: accompaniment to my album or a series of albums called

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Speaker 4: A Girl Like Me Letters to My Lovers and I

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Speaker 4: And instead of just doing regular music videos, especially during

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Speaker 4: COVID and we couldn't really shoot, you know, typically, we

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Speaker 4: decided to do a short film because we would We

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Speaker 4: basically had one shot deal to get everybody in one place,

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Speaker 4: make sure they've you know, got their testing, and you

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Speaker 4: take all the protocols, rent a big house, figure it out,

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Speaker 4: and then just shoot what we needed, shoot it all out.

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Speaker 4: And so that's what we did, and I'm really proud

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Speaker 4: of it. We're going to enter it into a few

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Speaker 4: short film festivals and I'm excited. It looks like we

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Speaker 4: might have a partner for distribution. I made a network

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Speaker 4: and I'm really excited about it. And so it's starring

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Speaker 4: myself and a very handsome co star named Levi Smith,

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Speaker 4: and it should be, you know, also award winning or

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Speaker 4: not believe it, you know. I also want to mention

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Speaker 4: really quickly you mentioned the vaccine help that you're doing

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Speaker 4: volunteering with this group in Los Angeles. There's also something

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Speaker 4: very similar in New York in Manhattan, but also I

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Speaker 4: think they're doing some work in the entire city. It's

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Speaker 4: called vax Help Neighbors dot info is the website, and

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Speaker 4: it's the same thing. May help find help get appointments

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Speaker 4: for vaccines. And I have several friends who have called

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Speaker 4: and then twenty minutes later had their appointments. Oh, and

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Speaker 4: then went the next day to get their shots.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, that's the way it's been working here too.

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Speaker 1: Because of the limited availability. It's like the appointments are

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Speaker 1: the next day or the day after, just like it

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Speaker 1: happens so fast.

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Speaker 2: It's cool, wonderful. Okay, On back to bananas stuff.

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Speaker 1: Mirrors, mirrors, mirrors, So okay, so this was said, there

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Speaker 1: was an article that was okay, so this woman on

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Speaker 1: TikTok posted these videos. Basically this is what inspired this

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Speaker 1: story for me to tell this story, and so about

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Speaker 1: one hundred thousand bananimals set us that. Yeah, that TikTok

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Speaker 1: and it is it's very fascinating. Should go watch it.

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Speaker 1: It's essentially a woman like feeling a breeze somewhere in her.

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Speaker 1: This one's crazy, it's crazy, and it's an entire apartment

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Speaker 1: in behind her mirror, an entire apartment that no one

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Speaker 1: lives in. It's super creepy. Now that's me down another

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Speaker 1: big rabbit hole like a mirror, texted me. My cousin,

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Speaker 1: Christine texted me and she said she also found an

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Speaker 1: apartment behind her mirror as well in an oil department

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Speaker 1: where in New York. She didn't specify. I might have

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Speaker 1: actually been in Oakland. And then I found this on Reddit.

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Speaker 1: Brandy Dacas sent this in to us. This was on

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Speaker 1: Reddit and the title is Florida woman crawled out of

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Speaker 1: my hotel mirror to rob me. What no, yes, yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: So this woman comes back. I'm not going to read

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Speaker 1: it all because it's incredibly long. But the woman they'd

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Speaker 1: been I think they're doing some sort of work during

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Speaker 1: the choir where they were like kind of like they

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Speaker 1: were at this hotel for a couple of weeks. So

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Speaker 1: they come back, they're finished working. They come back and

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Speaker 1: she sees a woman in her room as she opens it,

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Speaker 1: and she assumes it's like a cleaningly or something, and

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Speaker 1: then she realized then she sees all of her stuff

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Speaker 1: has been ransacked and it's this and then this woman

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Speaker 1: just kind of like escapes and runs away, but they

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Speaker 1: can't figure out how she got and they call the cops.

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Speaker 1: Can't figure out how she got in and then she

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Speaker 1: like tapped the wall and felt the mirror was a

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Speaker 1: little loose. She lifted off the mirror and then there

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Speaker 1: was like a crawl space. The hotel has been renovated,

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Speaker 1: and there was a space big enough hard. There was

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Speaker 1: like food in there and clothes and a bed and cigarettes.

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Speaker 1: And she said, and so this woman's been living the

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Speaker 1: whole time she's been in this this woman has had

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Speaker 1: access to her room. She's been living in between in

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Speaker 1: between rooms in a hotel. And then she robbed her.

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Speaker 1: And then the craziest thing.

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Speaker 2: Is like she robbed her, like she stole her stuff,

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Speaker 2: or she came out with a weapon and like held

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Speaker 2: her up. She didn't mugg her.

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Speaker 1: She stole her stuff. She stole her stuff, but she

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Speaker 1: was like in the middle of stealing her stuff.

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Speaker 4: Well where was she going to take it? Right back

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Speaker 4: into the yea, I know.

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Speaker 1: Right back in Obviously they couldn't get back in there.

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Speaker 1: But yes, she had been in there, like they found

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Speaker 1: out for quote, a pillow, blanket, cigarettes, closed toothbrushes, And

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Speaker 1: she and the woman who got robbed had said that

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Speaker 1: like for the whatever two weeks, she'd been living that room.

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Speaker 1: Every once in a while she would smell cigarette smoke.

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Speaker 1: Just assumed it was like a different room, but no,

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Speaker 1: it was the woman who was living behind her mirror.

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Speaker 1: So this is just a public service announcement for everybody

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Speaker 1: to go check your mirrors. Yes, just give them a

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Speaker 1: jiggle and make sure nobody's living behind your mirror.

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Speaker 4: Now with mace.

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Speaker 2: Yes, with a bat and mace, check all your mirrors.

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Speaker 4: That is.

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Speaker 2: So that's like candy Man. There was a horror movie

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Speaker 2: where you said candy Man. Yes, yes, you said it's name,

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Speaker 2: and then you'll come and get you. But he was,

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Speaker 2: oh my gosh, if somebody that's the craziest creepy stuff

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Speaker 2: is like I wrote on a show called The Misery Index.

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Speaker 2: It's a game show on TBS, and they aired all

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Speaker 2: over the place, and so I was looking up real

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Speaker 2: life things that would make you miserable, and like you'd

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Speaker 2: look up somebody that's been struck by lightning ten times,

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Speaker 2: or somebody who's been married and divorce fifteen times. And

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Speaker 2: then one of the things I went down a rabbit

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Speaker 2: hole of is people living inside of other people's houses

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Speaker 2: without them knowing. It's very common.

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Speaker 4: I don't like that.

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Speaker 2: In Ohio, there was a college where these guys smelled

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Speaker 2: cigarette smoke, and then they kept like looking around, and

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Speaker 2: then they found a trap door in one of their

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Speaker 2: closets and there was an entire underground apartment and bunker.

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Speaker 2: And they waited and caught the guy and he's like, yeah, man,

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Speaker 2: I used to be a student. I ran out of money.

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Speaker 2: I've been living underneath you guys for seven months. So sorry,

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Speaker 2: Like this happens like there.

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Speaker 1: Are god, it's real life parasite.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's real life parasite the movie it is, And.

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Speaker 4: It's scary as hell. I don't know what I would

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Speaker 4: do right if I if somebody crawled up out of

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Speaker 4: a because first of you don't know, like, are they

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Speaker 4: gonna hurt me? They need help? Is it a zombie?

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Speaker 4: Is this the big one? You know? Like what's gonna happen?

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Speaker 4: And I don't want to stick around and find out. Listen,

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Speaker 4: if you've been living in some bat inside of a

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Speaker 4: mirror and you've been eating in there and smoking and

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Speaker 4: living in the mirror, yeah you can take whatever you want.

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Speaker 2: Go ahead, honey, Yes it's yours.

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Speaker 4: Good job, good job?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Is there an apartment nicer than mine? Like that's what

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Speaker 2: I was. When I was watching The Woman with the TikTok.

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Speaker 2: The first thought I had was I was like, is

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Speaker 2: this New York City? And then was New York City.

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Speaker 2: I was like, that is a really nice bathroom for

653
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Speaker 2: a New York City apartment. I'm like, she's doing pretty

654
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Speaker 2: well for herself. I would have just sealed that thing

655
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Speaker 2: up and stayed in that apartment.

656
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Speaker 1: Also, the apartment that is behind the mirror is fucking huge,

657
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Speaker 1: and I was like, in New York City, there is

658
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Speaker 1: you're telling me there's an apartment that just oh huge

659
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Speaker 1: rented out. Oh yeah, it is crazy to access it

660
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 1: through a mirror. People would pay three grand a month

661
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 1: for that, Yes, it really apartment and go through a mirror.

662
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Speaker 2: It's really yeah, no thanks, I would. Uh it's weird

663
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,279
Speaker 2: that it's the mirror. Are they double sided mirrors? Like

664
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Speaker 2: are people watching?

665
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Speaker 4: No? No, no, no, Well I think the mirror from

666
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,799
Speaker 4: the other side of the room is the only thing

667
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 4: that's not finished, Like there's a hole because the mirror

668
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,840
Speaker 4: has to be like recess and put into the walls.

669
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Speaker 4: But you know, they don't really they don't really like

670
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Speaker 4: build that. It's not like really attached that well or

671
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Speaker 4: built and from what I've seen in other like unfinished houses,

672
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:38,719
Speaker 4: it's just basically it's always just like put in, Like

673
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 4: if you try hard enough, you can get that mirror

674
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Speaker 4: out of that wall.

675
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 2: You know, like a like a teenager accidentally punches a

676
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Speaker 2: hole or knocks a hole in the wall and they

677
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 2: just put a poster over it, and they're like, just

678
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 2: doesn't it exactly?

679
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's exactly that. You know. What will be funny though,

680
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,320
Speaker 4: is if the if the room next door, like in

681
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Speaker 4: the apartment buildings was really was really nice, Yeah, and

682
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 4: the person creeping in like redecorating, like oooh this is terrible. Oh,

683
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,800
Speaker 4: you know, that would be hysterical.

684
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 2: Ooh, is that a Hamilton beach blender that's coming back

685
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:13,919
Speaker 2: to the much? Is that a magic bullet that's coming home?

686
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 4: We got to do something about these neighbors.

687
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 2: Que's in our stainless steel pants. These are looking good,

688
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 2: just clanging, just walking it up. That's New York has

689
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 2: that though, Like how many apartments have we all been

690
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 2: in that? It does like there's a small bathtub where

691
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,760
Speaker 2: the kitchen used to be, Like they just cram stuff

692
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 2: in there, and there's always like things where they aren't

693
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 2: supposed to be and then a landlord that just plays

694
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Speaker 2: dumb like they didn't know. Yeah, yeah, oh god. I

695
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Speaker 2: got one that was just sent in yesterday. Actually this

696
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Speaker 2: was from lad Bible. Lad Bible has a lot of

697
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Speaker 2: weird news that website. Thank you lad Bible. Written by

698
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Speaker 2: I mean, probably the greatest journalists living on planet Earth today,

699
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Speaker 2: Mark McGowan. Problem. He is the best in the biss

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Speaker 2: and was sent in by the enchanting tm Rex one

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Speaker 2: zero three to two. Thank you tm Rex one zero

702
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Speaker 2: three two, You're wonderful. This is a review of the

703
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Speaker 2: most ridiculous. This is the most ridiculous review of a

704
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Speaker 2: hair removal cream on Amazon. So now and again, we

705
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 2: all buy something we are not impressed with. The majority

706
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,399
Speaker 2: of us choose to just throw it away, buy something else,

707
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Speaker 2: and move on with our life. But others are not

708
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Speaker 2: necessarily that inclined. Of course, I am talking about the

709
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Speaker 2: people who leave Internet reviews. Whether there's a fantastic story

710
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Speaker 2: behind the review or total devastation with how shitty the

711
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Speaker 2: product was, or dissatisfaction. Some reviewers can be very entertaining.

712
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:50,840
Speaker 2: So this is an actual review on Amazon. Copy and

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Speaker 2: paste it. After being told my danglies look like an

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Speaker 2: elderly rastafarian. I decided to take the plunge and buy

715
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Speaker 2: something that previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful.

716
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,879
Speaker 2: At I nearly put my back out trying to shave

717
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Speaker 2: my difficult bits, But being a bit of a romantic,

718
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Speaker 2: I thought I would do the deed on my missus

719
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Speaker 2: birthday as a bit of a treat. So I ordered

720
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Speaker 2: this product well in advance, and as someone who works

721
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Speaker 2: in the North Sea, I considered myself but a bit

722
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Speaker 2: above some of the other characters writing reviews. I think

723
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Speaker 2: he just thought he was a lot tougher than everybody

724
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Speaker 2: writing reviews of this product as soft office types. Oh,

725
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 2: fellow sufferers, how wrong I was. I waited until my

726
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 2: better half was tucked in bed, and after giving some

727
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 2: vague hints about a special surprise, I went down to

728
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Speaker 2: the bathroom. Initially, all went well as I applied the

729
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 2: gel and stood there waiting for something to happen. And

730
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Speaker 2: I did not have to wait long. At first there

731
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 2: was a gentle warmth, and then a few seconds later

732
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Speaker 2: it was replaced by an intense burning, a feeling I

733
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 2: can only describe as being gived a barbed wire wedgie

734
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Speaker 2: by two people intent on hitting my head on the seat.

735
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Speaker 2: Religion hadn't featured much into my life until that point,

736
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 2: but suddenly I became willing to convert to any religion

737
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 2: to stop the violet burning around but around my butthole

738
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 2: and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and

739
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 2: the two vege. So she starts crying through the haze

740
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Speaker 2: of tears. I struggle out of the bathroom crawl into

741
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Speaker 2: the kitchen. This time I tried to get up, but

742
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 2: it was really impossible, So crawling the final yard to

743
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:36,240
Speaker 2: the fridge, I looked for some cold relief. I yanked

744
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 2: the freezer drawer out of the ice cream and found

745
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 2: an ice cream tub. Tore the lid off and positioned

746
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 2: it under me sitting on It was the relief I needed,

747
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:47,600
Speaker 2: and fantastic, but only temporary, as it melted very quickly

748
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 2: and the fiery stabbing soon returned. Due to the shape

749
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:54,399
Speaker 2: of the ice cream tub, I hadn't managed to give

750
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 2: my testicles the proper treatment. I groped around this poor guy.

751
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, So the end, I'll jump to the end.

752
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,440
Speaker 2: This was probably the only time in my life I

753
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,760
Speaker 2: was gonna wish there was a snowman in my kitchen,

754
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 2: which should give you some idea the depths I was

755
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 2: willing to sink in order to ease the pain. Unfortunately,

756
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 2: my strange grunts alerted my better half, who chose in

757
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Speaker 2: that moment to come in and was greeted by the

758
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Speaker 2: sight of me but in the air strawberry ice cream

759
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 2: dripping from my bells, pushing a handful into my arse

760
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 2: while muttering ooh, that feels good. This is a great

761
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Speaker 2: birthday surprise. If you ask me, I can understand this

762
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Speaker 2: all happened at eleven a night, This poor gentleman. It

763
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:50,359
Speaker 2: was for vet So to sum it up, vat removes hair,

764
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Speaker 2: dignity and self respect.

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Speaker 1: Wow, expect that's the best part. Is like he's gonna

766
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Speaker 1: put something that's gonna dissolve hair off on to his

767
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Speaker 1: butthole and he's not going to.

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Speaker 4: Be yes a little bit. It's funny because the instructions

769
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Speaker 4: for depilatory creams all say do not use on your

770
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Speaker 4: genitals sensitive area. I've shaven my legs many times, HM

771
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Speaker 4: with those creams. And if you get it on your

772
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Speaker 4: inner thigh and like reach for something you know and

773
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Speaker 4: then your your legs just rub against the wrong thing.

774
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Speaker 4: It is very painful, and it is surprising how quickly

775
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Speaker 4: it comes out. I'm not surprised at all. No, at

776
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Speaker 4: this person's discomfort.

777
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Speaker 1: No, also that he just didn't read it at all

778
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Speaker 1: and he just went, yeah, just do not use it.

779
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Speaker 2: Well, I think he did. I think he thought he

780
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Speaker 2: was tough. That's the thing I like so much about

781
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:53,239
Speaker 2: this story is this guy was like, Oh, everybody else

782
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 2: is so soft they can't handle. A real man can

783
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Speaker 2: take it. And then I love that turn. I love

784
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Speaker 2: when confidence gets a total one eighty and it's just

785
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Speaker 2: like I am now. I am now in my own kitchen,

786
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:10,760
Speaker 2: smearing strawberry ice cream all over my special places. Oh god,

787
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Speaker 2: and strawberry ice cream and lie yes, oh yeah, ouch.

788
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Speaker 1: Of the stuff they used to dissolve bodies.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, movies.

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00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:26,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I think this guy, I think

791
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 2: he uh yeah. I think he learned a lesson. I

792
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 2: think we all might have learned a lesson all the

793
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Speaker 2: To all our listeners out there who are considering veting,

794
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 2: whatever you got, don't just.

795
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Speaker 4: Use shaving cream. Yeah, shaving cream is just compressed soap.

796
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Speaker 2: Yeah, treat yourself, buy some clippers. I'm sure we can

797
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 2: get a clipper sponsor on this. Get some waled isn't

798
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Speaker 2: that a company gets some waled clippers, they'll they'll get

799
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Speaker 2: you close. Not skin remover, No, no, not at all,

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Speaker 2: CURTI b you.

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Speaker 1: Guys want another one?

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00:42:58,360 --> 00:42:59,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, a story.

803
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Speaker 1: This might be our last one, guys up front. Friends

804
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:09,720
Speaker 1: find out their biological sisters years after they met working

805
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 1: at the same restaurant.

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Speaker 4: Oh, this was interesting.

807
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,400
Speaker 1: A lot of people okay, but the first one I

808
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Speaker 1: saw it with was JJ Barrio.

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Speaker 2: B A r RI. I love JJ Burio.

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Speaker 1: This is from CNN Classic News Network. Yeah, Class by

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Speaker 1: David Williams.

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Speaker 2: So he's a joke.

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Speaker 1: Cassandra and Madison thirty two and Julia Tinetti thirty one,

814
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Speaker 1: began telling people they were sisters not long after they

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Speaker 1: met twenty thirteen, while working at the Russian Lady restaurant

816
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Speaker 1: in New Haven, Connecticut. I'm fascinated to know what kind

817
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Speaker 1: of food the Russian Lady serves.

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00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 2: I hope it's totally borshed, But.

819
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Speaker 1: A recent DNA test confirmed that they are actually biological sisters.

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Speaker 1: The two women had a lot in common. They were

821
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Speaker 1: both adopted from the dominic in Republic as babies. They

822
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 1: looked enough alike that customers and coworkers make them mix

823
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Speaker 1: them up all the time. And they each had Dominican

824
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Speaker 1: flag tattoos.

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Speaker 2: That's cool.

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Speaker 1: The tattoos got them talking and they became fast friends.

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Speaker 1: We hit it off right away. There was no trying

828
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Speaker 1: to force a friendship or anything. Our personalities are very similar,

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Speaker 1: so it was very easiest for us to just start

830
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Speaker 1: hanging out. Then I'm gonna skip around after two years.

831
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Speaker 1: Their best buds for two years, they used to dress

832
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Speaker 1: up as each other and try and like trick people

833
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Speaker 1: into like thinking like who which one?

834
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Speaker 2: Who's who?

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Speaker 1: Because they look so much alike.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And then in twenty eighteen, five years later, after just

838
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 1: being like best buds with this person, the one of

839
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Speaker 1: them's Madison's adoptive mom, gave her a DNA test kit

840
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:51,360
Speaker 1: for Christmas. She found out who her dad was, and

841
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 1: then she was like, you gotta do it, and the

842
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:54,880
Speaker 1: other one was like, I'm nervous, I don't want to

843
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 1: do it, so she waited until just recently and then

844
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,440
Speaker 1: finally did it, and they found out that they are

845
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Speaker 1: full biologic sisters. And they just happened to meet working

846
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Speaker 1: together at a place called the Russian Lady. It can happen.

847
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 1: It can happen, guys. Coincidences are real and the beautiful.

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Speaker 2: That's crazy, though, isn't that wild? And that they loved it,

849
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:21,279
Speaker 2: They just got along, they just loved each other. I

850
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:24,799
Speaker 2: mean they really must have been so same parents. Did

851
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,319
Speaker 2: say say mother and father or just same dad?

852
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 1: Let me see, I think it might just be same dad.

853
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 2: Fascinating, that's really cool. There's ancestry test. They're solving crimes,

854
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 2: they're they're they're bringing all kinds of weird family relationships together.

855
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:41,759
Speaker 2: It's maybe it's not a great thing. Maybe it's a

856
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 2: great thing.

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Speaker 1: I think it's because before just no one would know,

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00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, it was the same tattoos

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00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 1: for me.

860
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 2: Yes, have you seen anybody that looks like you?

861
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 3: Like?

862
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen somebody and said like, oh that person,

863
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:57,760
Speaker 2: we I look like that person?

864
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,919
Speaker 4: Or no? But it really is. It's azing how little

865
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 4: it takes for people to tell you who you look

866
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:07,440
Speaker 4: like like really just needs to be a similar hairstyle.

867
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Speaker 4: And then you know, people are like, oh my god,

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Speaker 4: you Whitney Houston. And then people tell me Jennifer Hudson Okay,

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Speaker 4: I'm like, y'all, Whitney and Jennifer do not look alike.

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Speaker 2: No, not at all, So what is this here?

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Speaker 4: You know? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: So do you get that when you're on stage? Do

873
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 2: people see you singing and then they just go, I'm

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Speaker 2: just gonna say the name the two black female singers

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Speaker 2: that I know because I know I'm.

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Speaker 4: Awards Whitney or Jennifer. Yeah, you know. I don't usually

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Speaker 4: do impersonations, and so maybe that's why I take such

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Speaker 4: offense to it because I had I never liked the

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Speaker 4: idea of and doing impersonations. That's just kind of what

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Speaker 4: growing up in the drag world.

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Speaker 3: That is what.

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00:46:55,960 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 4: Everyone was saying, That's what everyone was doing. Like yeah,

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Speaker 4: and then I just decided that I didn't want to

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Speaker 4: do that. I wanted to sing live and I didn't

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Speaker 4: want to do any impersonations. So the big moment for

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Speaker 4: me to do an impersonation where I was forced to

887
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Speaker 4: was on RuPaul's drag race for something for the Snatch Game,

888
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Speaker 4: and I did Ninny Leaks, who I also don't look like. No,

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Speaker 4: and I did so terribly. I'm scarred for life. I

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Speaker 4: found out I had a twin. I would actually I

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Speaker 4: actually do, like, like, I know these ladies aren't twins,

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Speaker 4: but if I found out I had a twin, then

893
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Speaker 4: I would be really stoked because I remember reading about

894
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Speaker 4: all these like connections and like you know, psychic powers

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Speaker 4: that the twins have with each other, and I think

896
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Speaker 4: that's pretty dope. So I would like a twin.

897
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Speaker 1: Yeah, dopplegangat be so weird to have twins. But also

898
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Speaker 1: this is so interesting too, of like this whole idea

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Speaker 1: because you know, you go back to like nature versus

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Speaker 1: nurture and like how much does like a parent's influence

901
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Speaker 1: affect what the person is going to become? An idea

902
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Speaker 1: choice because I got two little kids and my my

903
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 1: youngest who is a year old, like he just has

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Speaker 1: it's just like in more than any where, It's like

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Speaker 1: it was like, oh, he came out with his own thing.

906
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Speaker 1: He's just his own person already. And he loves electricity

907
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 1: and electronics so much. And I have multiple videos of

908
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Speaker 1: him and he's like he's very emotional as well of him.

909
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Speaker 2: Slowly eating an entire he's in sol look at it.

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Speaker 1: He's his own man. It's he He likes to hug

911
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:54,400
Speaker 1: and kiss the dishwasher he just comes up and like

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00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 1: he just gives it little kisses of hugs it. And

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Speaker 1: he also does the same thing to the air filter,

914
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Speaker 1: Like we have an air filter that just runs. Okay,

915
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:05,359
Speaker 1: it's got lights on it and it's a button. It's

916
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,799
Speaker 1: obviously a thing that like making noise and vibrating, right,

917
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:10,400
Speaker 1: and he goes up and again hugs it and just

918
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Speaker 1: gives it like light kisses.

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Speaker 2: Really when they're running, like when they're running, like the

920
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:19,399
Speaker 2: vibration he likes, he's just he's getting into the groove.

921
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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's a vibration or if it's

922
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Speaker 1: like they're cool and he feels warm. I have the idea,

923
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Speaker 1: but he I have multiple videos I can post them

924
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:28,840
Speaker 1: on bananas of him just kissing.

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Speaker 4: That's what adorable. And the fingers are gonna point directly

926
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Speaker 4: at you at the parent, what are you teaching? I

927
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Speaker 4: guess working at the Russian Lady and finding out that

928
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Speaker 4: the waitress that you work with or the server that

929
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Speaker 4: you work with is is your sister is better than

930
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Speaker 4: working at the Russian Lady with your sister and finding

931
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Speaker 4: out that you're not related.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that's the big tip is it's just like

933
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Speaker 2: at least we found each other, like, we're not We're

934
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Speaker 2: not killing it right now at the Russian Lady. Business

935
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Speaker 2: has been slow during the pandemic. But now we have

936
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Speaker 2: a family, Now I have a ski partner. I waited

937
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Speaker 2: tables on a guy that looked like me, and I

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Speaker 2: didn't recognize it at first, and it was only when

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Speaker 2: he smiled. We had the same smiling face, like, which

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Speaker 2: is a weird thing to say, but like when he smiled,

941
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Speaker 2: it was like so creepy. But the other people at

942
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Speaker 2: the table notice it first, and then the other servers

943
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Speaker 2: were like, the guy at one on one looks just

944
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Speaker 2: like you, and I'm like what. And then when we smiled,

945
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Speaker 2: it looked it looked like me. It was very strange,

946
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Speaker 2: that's crazy. And I was like I went over after

947
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Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe thirty minutes into their meal or whatever,

948
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Speaker 2: and I just joking was like, do I look like

949
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Speaker 2: this guy or what? And the friends were like, yes,

950
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:46,759
Speaker 2: you look exactly. We've been saying that the whole time,

951
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 2: every time you come out of the kitchen. We're like

952
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Speaker 2: that guy, and there's no relation. But we did, like

953
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Speaker 2: if we were just standing next to each other, you

954
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Speaker 2: would see the differences, but when he was laughing and smiling,

955
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Speaker 2: we it was eerie. It was twilight Zoni for me.

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Speaker 4: Now, was there an awkward like twenty nine minutes of

957
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Speaker 4: you creeping around the dining room like looking at looming

958
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 4: at it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. When I started to kiss him, he got really mad.

960
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 2: I was like, come on, we gotta figure this out

961
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Speaker 2: the old fashioned way. Do we like this ers? Are

962
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Speaker 2: we siblings?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 2: I think I probably gave him all around a free drink,

965
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Speaker 2: so I mean, I'm sure I was like, bye, brother,

966
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Speaker 2: but he probably was like, We're never coming back to this.

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Speaker 2: No tip, Yes, five percent.

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Speaker 1: It was so well we did it again. Pepperman, thank

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Speaker 1: you so much for being on the show. You were wonderful,

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Speaker 1: is it?

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Speaker 4: Thank you for having me before you go.

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Speaker 2: Or Reah please?

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Speaker 4: I want to remind people to pick up my new

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Speaker 4: album A Girl Like Me Letters to My Lovers Yes,

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Speaker 4: and keep their eyes peeled for the new album which

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Speaker 4: drops this spring, also part of the Letters to My

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Speaker 4: Lover's sort of theme and trilogy, and then invite people

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Speaker 4: to watch me every Tuesday seven point thirty Eastern on

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Speaker 4: Twitch Live, where I review black movie classics with all

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Speaker 4: of the celebrities this week's guest will be trace Lysette

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Speaker 4: from Transparent and she's the new producer of trans and

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Speaker 4: trump Land. And then also Laurn Cox will be on

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Speaker 4: very soon Sound.

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Speaker 2: Beat Lady Gaga Bananas. This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Produced and engineered by Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: Theme music by Kahan, and all.

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Speaker 1: Of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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