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Speaker 1: Would you say you're a passionate sports fan.

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Speaker 2: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: If you say yes, or someone in your family is one,

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Speaker 1: then maybe you've heard them stand up and yell at

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Speaker 1: the opposing fans.

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Speaker 2: I will drink your tears.

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Speaker 1: What No, Jack, they don't mean that literally, of course.

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Speaker 3: Actually never heard anyone say that. I mean I will

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Speaker 3: cut you. You want to fight like something like that, but.

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Speaker 1: Much more violence.

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Speaker 3: The game's Brooke down said passionate.

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Speaker 1: Well, now it could actually happen because Fireball Whiskey is

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Speaker 1: doing something called crier ball, blending fireball with actual human

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Speaker 1: tears of losers. This isn't a joke. They're They're going

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Speaker 1: out to six big rivalry games this month, three college ones,

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Speaker 1: three pro and they'll have people stationed at all the

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Speaker 1: exits where they'll ask the losing fans to donate their

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Speaker 1: actual tears.

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Speaker 3: That is that is very extra and kind of gross.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, every drop is going to be captured and stored

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Speaker 1: in sterile jars. Then it'll be safely transported to a

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Speaker 1: secure facility for distillation into sweet tasty crier ball whiskey.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's the tears of your opponent that you're drinking. Okay,

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Speaker 3: that's right.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna take a few months to make it, but

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Speaker 1: the bottles of cryer Ball are going to be available

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Speaker 1: at this time next year.

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Speaker 3: Actually, that'd be a nice wine line, like Mom's.

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Speaker 1: Tears with Mother's tears in it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't seem very nice at all.

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Speaker 3: I think other people that are moms are like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I get that.

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Speaker 1: I've been collecting my own bodily fluids for years and

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Speaker 1: I didn't know why, but I knew somewhere down the

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Speaker 1: road they would be needed.

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Speaker 3: I knew anyway, files of things from your body to you.

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Speaker 1: We need to collect the losers tears after today's shock

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Speaker 1: collar question of to day, and maybe we could drink

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Speaker 1: a little bit pass it around. Okay, Okay, you guys

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Speaker 1: are not as passionate about this as I thought you would,

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Speaker 1: being Jake, bring the passion back to this segment.

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Speaker 2: I will on this day. In two thousand and three,

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Speaker 2: the movie Elf, starring Will Ferrell, theaters and became an

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Speaker 2: instant holiday classic, bringing in two hundred and twenty five

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Speaker 2: million dollars at the box office. It's my favorite number

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Speaker 2: one all time. But the film success didn't stop there.

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Speaker 2: Since then, Buddy's popularity has been commercialized and not come

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Speaker 2: out with Elf themed board games like Monopoly and Elf Clue,

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Speaker 2: Buddy the Elf, holiday cards and wrapping paper Buddy the

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Speaker 2: Elf Breakfast, Cereal, hot Coco, maple syrup, not to mention

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Speaker 2: home decor items and holiday clothes with Buddy's face all

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Speaker 2: over it.

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Speaker 1: But of the l file of tears, Buy the Elf

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Speaker 1: and Halloween time like a full on Buddy Elf.

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Speaker 2: Someone was Buddy Brown.

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Speaker 3: Oh they dressed.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was like a decoration like that is

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Speaker 1: absolutely opposite a scary that's.

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Speaker 2: A really in Halloween cost. And He's not the only

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Speaker 2: famous holiday character whose image has been taken and used

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Speaker 2: to earn extra profits. And that's why today we're doing

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Speaker 2: a special Christmas Cash Cows edition of plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 2: Now I have a list of the top twenty iconic

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Speaker 2: holiday characters other than Santa Claus, who have been commercialized

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Speaker 2: and used to sell products during the season of giving. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: Buddy the Elf is number five on the list, so

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Speaker 2: you cannot guess.

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Speaker 1: Him, Okay, nobody.

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Speaker 2: They could be animated or not animated, but just close

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Speaker 2: your eyes for me and if you could picture this

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Speaker 2: character's face on an oven mit or a beer cooozy,

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Speaker 2: they might be on the list. Let's start with the

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Speaker 2: woman who buys forty packs of missus Claus's secret naughtist lingerie.

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Speaker 2: That's Brookie.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 3: You know I like my panties real big.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it took five hours to make this bag. We're

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Speaker 2: a top twenty most iconic Holiday characters.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why, but I always feel like, because

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Speaker 1: of a Charlie Brown Christmas that Snoopy is a big

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Speaker 1: Christmas person.

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Speaker 3: So I'm gonna say Snoopy.

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Speaker 1: Snoopy as a Christmas character.

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Speaker 3: Okay, they can wait. I don't understand. Then I was

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Speaker 3: gonna say, Mickey.

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Speaker 1: Out famous Christmas character.

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Speaker 3: Okay, just only Christmas, not a character that wears a

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Speaker 3: hat saying their Christmas give me root off the red

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Speaker 3: the number.

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Speaker 2: One answer on the list. We wake up as a

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Speaker 2: group here sorry, Oh say we're over to you now.

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Speaker 2: Frosty Frosty the Snowman is number two on my list.

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Speaker 2: Here we go. We're locked in now.

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey, I'm pretty sure I signed up for a credit

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Speaker 1: card one year because the Ghost of Christmas Past was

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Speaker 1: all that's actually just the ghost of Christmas past was

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Speaker 1: my answer. Broke.

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Speaker 2: It was like multiple time christ Jacob Marley the Ghost

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Speaker 2: of Christmas Past, Number thirteen on my list. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: take the ghost of past, present and future all off

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Speaker 2: the boarder there, okay, and he lengths of chain also

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Speaker 2: off the board were over to Alexis.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah, I don't remember.

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Speaker 2: The twin was capital one. It was a very popular ass.

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Speaker 2: Don't make me mad with this answer, Missus Klaus, thank you,

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Speaker 2: Alexis number four.

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Speaker 3: Back to brook Okay, okay, how about tiny Tim.

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Speaker 2: Tiny Tim good one? Yes, Number eighteen on my list,

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Speaker 2: Sell stuff a little crutches, different ointments or salves for

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Speaker 2: his bodily ailments of course, yeah, with some clocks so

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Speaker 2: you can know what boy, what day is it? Calendar

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Speaker 2: is probably yeah, we're moving on Jose. A lot of merchandise. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with my singing.

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Speaker 1: You're a mean one.

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Speaker 2: Number three on my list.

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Speaker 1: Did anybody else buy tires because Jack Frost told you

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Speaker 1: to do it?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: He like blue cold wind across a road and then

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Speaker 1: a family van full of children spun off and went

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Speaker 1: into a frozen lake.

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Speaker 2: He's like by better tires from the Winter.

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Speaker 3: Is that the creepy Jack Frost from like the seventies cartoon?

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Speaker 1: I think from I'm thinking from the nineties Jack Frost.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Jack Frost number seven on my list. We go

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Speaker 2: back to Gonna.

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Speaker 3: Go because there's so many people from that movie.

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Speaker 2: The Scrooge then or.

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Speaker 3: Is that spinking of Oh god, that's different than the ghosts?

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Speaker 3: His name you Scrooges in that movie, Oh.

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Speaker 2: Scrooge, Scrooge. I will take Ebenezer Scrooge, the Scrooge. I

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Speaker 2: would have denied, he's not a hairy beast. Back to brook.

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Speaker 3: Do you guys know the Heatmeister, I'm the heat My mom.

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Speaker 1: Loves that movie and that is her favorite Christ.

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Speaker 3: Movie of all times. It's really creepy. Yeah, it's weird.

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Speaker 3: That's the same one that I was thinking Jack Frost

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Speaker 3: was from. Yeah that no, okay, then that means I'm

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Speaker 3: going to go with Cindy lu.

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Speaker 2: Who Cindy lou Who is not on my list, none

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Speaker 2: of the who's in fact, el Elf on the Shelf

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Speaker 2: is not on my list. Jeffrey were over to you

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Speaker 2: you get this wrong?

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Speaker 1: And Alexis Witz, I think I saw this stop motion

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Speaker 1: clamation wasn't the Abominable Snowman in one of.

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Speaker 2: Those The Abominable Snowman did not.

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Speaker 3: Really good.

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Speaker 2: That means Alexis has won this Christmas character edition of

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Speaker 2: POLESI of twenty. Here's some of the names you guys miss.

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Speaker 2: Number six, Little Drummer Boy was on the list. Charlie

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Speaker 2: Brown from a Charlie Brown Christmas He's Not Stupid. Crampis

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Speaker 2: was on there at number ten. Kevin McAllister from Home Alone,

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Speaker 2: Ralphie from a Christmas Story, The snow Miser and he

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Speaker 2: Miser I would not Tod Meister. Those were both on

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Speaker 2: there from the Year Without Santa Claus.

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Speaker 1: So Alexis takes home the wind today and she gets

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Speaker 1: to choose to get shot while singing rocking around the

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Speaker 1: Christmas tree.

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Speaker 3: But he's been seeing all his answers. That's a good,

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Speaker 3: good logic.

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Speaker 1: A rock and the round there.

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Speaker 2: The Christmass party. Hop you can hear the impression of

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Speaker 2: his voice.

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Speaker 1: They need some of that tiny tim medicine to work

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Speaker 1: on that. That's your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 1: I got your phone tab coming up in just a

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Speaker 1: few minutes.

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Speaker 3: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning