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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. It's time for

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Speaker 1: your brand new phone tap. It's Brooke and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning, real quick though. Congrats to Ashley Sullivan from

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Speaker 1: Port Orchard. She's got three hundred bucks from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewels direct deposit. We'll call it another name at eight

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Speaker 1: o'clock at seven, eight noon and five. All right, now

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Speaker 1: for your phone tap. Today, I called the manager of

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Speaker 1: an organic produced warehouse. A few of his workers wanted

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Speaker 1: to play a joke on him while he was out

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Speaker 1: on vacation, and they specifically requested a personality that would

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Speaker 1: really get under his skin, and that would be the meek,

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Speaker 1: mild mannered dude named Duncan. Oh. Yeah, it doesn't like confrontation,

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Speaker 1: but is always screwing things up. We'll see what you

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Speaker 1: ruin this time in your brand new phone tap. Right now,

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Speaker 1: it's another jub phone taps on the twenties to me,

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Speaker 1: I'm five. Hello, Hello, I'm looking for Scott. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is Scott, who say oh, Scott. Um, so it's nice

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Speaker 1: to meet you. My name is Duncan. Okay, who are you. Um? Well,

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Speaker 1: I was hired by Samantha to work in the warehouse

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Speaker 1: and she told me that you were my official boss.

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Speaker 1: But you were out on vaca, so that sounds fun

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Speaker 1: that you're Yeah that I'm on vacation. Well the team

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Speaker 1: though dun't get him. Yeah, well, thank you. Um, I

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Speaker 1: hope you're enjoying your vaca. UM. I like to say

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Speaker 1: it like that because it's more casual that way. Well,

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Speaker 1: Duncan is very nice to meet you. Um, I am

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Speaker 1: a vacation, so I'll talk to you when I get back. Um. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: I look forward to that, and I just want to

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Speaker 1: say it's a pleasure working for an organic food company. Um.

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Speaker 1: And I love coming to work every day, even though

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Speaker 1: it's my second day. But I plan on a lot

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Speaker 1: more days, so I'm pretty sure I'm gonna look forward

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Speaker 1: to all those and not just the two days. Great. Well,

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Speaker 1: I hope it works out. Again, I'll talk to you

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Speaker 1: when I get back. Okay. Um. Oh hey there Scott,

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Speaker 1: before you go. Um, I was told that you were

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Speaker 1: the person to call in case of an emergency. What

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Speaker 1: kind of emergency? Um, well, are you the person to call,

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Speaker 1: because like, if not, I could call somebody else my company.

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Speaker 1: Please tell me what the emergency is. Oh okay, well

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Speaker 1: there might be an emergency that's currently going on right now.

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Speaker 1: What um well, okay, So the other warehouse person, max U,

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Speaker 1: he called in sick today. Okay. So, um, so I

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Speaker 1: started put myself in charge of things. Okay, you shouldn't

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Speaker 1: be in charge of anything. You're on day two, Samancis

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Speaker 1: should be in charge. Well, I haven't talked to her because,

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Speaker 1: like I said, she's kind of busy. So just put

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Speaker 1: myself in charge of things. It's an emergency. Okay. Well,

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Speaker 1: I want to let you know that I was on

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Speaker 1: I was on time this morning. I was actually a

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Speaker 1: few minutes early, So that should make you happy right now.

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Speaker 1: I don't care what time he showed up. If there's

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Speaker 1: an emergency, I want itself. Um okay, Well, so I

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Speaker 1: should probably talk to you about that then, because like,

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Speaker 1: please tell me what the deal is. Well, okay, So

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Speaker 1: the trucks came to pick up all the organic vegetables

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Speaker 1: and I end up having several arguments with the drivers.

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Speaker 1: Why were you getting in an argument? With the driver.

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Speaker 1: They said they were here to pick up the vegetables,

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Speaker 1: and so I made a judgment call on a few

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Speaker 1: items that I was refusing to give them, and they

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Speaker 1: on earth would you refuse to give them any items? Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I think you'll appreciate this because tomatoes. They were asking

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Speaker 1: for the tomatoes, and I stood my ground and I said, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm not giving you should be on their order. If

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Speaker 1: they ordered tomatoes, they get tomatoes. That's how this business works. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm called buying and selling. Well, yes, but they asked

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Speaker 1: for vegetables, and technically tomatoes are a fruit, so I

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Speaker 1: it doesn't matter if it's on the order form. It

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter if it's a damn peanut. Okay, Well, I

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Speaker 1: watched an entire eight part series from the BBC on

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Speaker 1: tomatoes last year. Pretty interesting, and I think you would

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Speaker 1: be also interested in hearing what I saw. I'm actually

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Speaker 1: not interested at all in what you have to say, Dunk,

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Speaker 1: and I just want to know if you've got those

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Speaker 1: tomatoes on that trail. No, I didn't, because they were

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Speaker 1: asking for vegetables. Like this documentary found, um, tomatoes are

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Speaker 1: a fruit. Tell me you're joking duncan. Well, no I'm not,

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Speaker 1: because you see, sir, the juicy flesh of tomatoes protect

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Speaker 1: and contain the seeds of their host plants. I know

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Speaker 1: about tomatoes. It's been my business for twenty years. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: well that's a long time. That's a pretty good run

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Speaker 1: at a career. And I'm gonna lose that business if

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Speaker 1: you're refusing product to customers. So it's your second day.

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Speaker 1: I understand you're new, but you're not allowed to make

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Speaker 1: any judgment calls. Tell them. I would like to go

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Speaker 1: ahead and submit to you that we get the language karak,

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Speaker 1: so it says like I would like vegetables and a fruit,

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Speaker 1: and then I would gladly put those tomatoes on the trucks,

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Speaker 1: because well, I would submit to you that you're a idiot.

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Speaker 1: You allowed to be making any judgment calls because if

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Speaker 1: you are too worried about whether it's a vegetable or

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Speaker 1: a fruit, not worried about getting me items on the truck,

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Speaker 1: and you have no business doing in this shot. Okay, sir,

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Speaker 1: you call me an idiot, but I don't think I'm

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Speaker 1: the one that doesn't know what a vegetable or a

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Speaker 1: fruit is on that is not a shot, because I

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Speaker 1: know you're my boss. Whether it's a vegetable or a food. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: it could be a piece of fish if they ordered

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Speaker 1: it going on the truck. Oh well, that was a

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Speaker 1: pretty funny joke. He told her about the fish on

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Speaker 1: the vegetables joke. It was a metaphor. It was a

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Speaker 1: similar I was using it as an example. Oh okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: this is a prank phone call, um, and I'm using

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Speaker 1: it to mess with you. So it looks like both

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Speaker 1: of us are good at those things. You're good at

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Speaker 1: metaphors and I'm good at a prank phone calling people.

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Speaker 1: So this is a joke. This is actually a choke,

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Speaker 1: Yes it is. This is actually Jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, and your employees Max and Samantha set

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Speaker 1: you up. They didn't. They said they wanted to play

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Speaker 1: a joke on you while you're on vacation and that

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Speaker 1: they miss you. Well I don't misstand right now. Okay. Well, also,

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Speaker 1: you learn some valuable information about the tomato plant today

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Speaker 1: helps her. So well that's still out for the information.

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Speaker 1: Whoever you are wake up every morning with jubal foone

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Speaker 1: taps weekday mornings on the twenties Uly on Ruben ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five