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Speaker 1: ready to lough.

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Speaker 2: And there's a dating website just for people who work

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Speaker 2: with dead bodies.

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Speaker 1: Nice, well, if you're killing it like they are.

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Speaker 3: This is Banana's Live from Cap City in Austin, Texas.

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Speaker 1: Still world on his head. Would you believe.

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Speaker 3: Your mind? Zillion pieces?

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Speaker 1: Would you believe?

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Speaker 2: Bananas, baby banana, Banana, bananas, baby bananas.

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Speaker 1: Banana guys, gals, don binary palace. Welcome to Bananas from

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Speaker 1: Cap City in Austen.

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Speaker 3: Now you may have noticed, you may have noticed that

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Speaker 3: our Charlie Fromage is significantly shorter than he used to be.

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Speaker 1: Well, because that this is Charlie Fromage.

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Speaker 3: Charlie, they're the thing that we carry. Charlie still alive,

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Speaker 3: he's in my garage is fine, but the rolling container

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Speaker 3: that he comes in broke, so instead of just carrying

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Speaker 3: a two guy, this was our quick fix.

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Speaker 1: Very sorry, but let's all welcome Charlie's Fromage to the

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Speaker 1: Banana family. Oh oh gorgeous. She's fantastic, she really is.

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Speaker 3: And also could I please get a Tito's and soda

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Speaker 3: to the stage please? Yeah, I don't have to do

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Speaker 1: Can I get a water please? I'll be d for

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Speaker 1: then show, but I can't drink. Oh oh man.

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Speaker 3: Yester say, I was walking around the Domain and there's

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Speaker 3: near watch store. Lots of watch stores here. They love

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and Scotty has actually bought a sw a yellow

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Speaker 2: swatch for this very show. Yeah, pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: Eighty dollars eighty bucks, yep.

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Speaker 3: Built the swatch.

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Speaker 1: The heart's beautiful, built the heart.

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Speaker 3: Don't worry. I'm not about to make fun of it.

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Speaker 3: I'm really not. It's this long tonnel shaped like a heart,

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Speaker 3: and people were posing for photos. There's tons of people,

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Speaker 3: And as I'm walking up, a guy drops to his

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Speaker 2: And then he told all of us in the green

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Speaker 3: he was gonna propose, it's like, oh my.

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Speaker 1: God, that would have been such a bummer. Oh fuck,

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Speaker 1: this guy stole my.

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Speaker 2: Energy me too, Oh boy, Oh man, it's been great

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Speaker 2: living at the mall. New experience, a totally new experience.

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Speaker 2: You just got to walk around the mall all the time.

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Speaker 2: And hey, you know what, I prefer it to a

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Speaker 2: lot of other comedy clubs. So everybody give it up

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Speaker 2: for Cap City. They're pretty fantastic. Yes, all right.

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Speaker 3: We're here. Let's get into it.

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Speaker 1: Strangers and storyteller here it is educational. There's a dating

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Speaker 3: Okay, I don't get it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this was on Vice dot com. It's actually pretty old.

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Speaker 2: This is from twenty fourteen. Anywhere it was written, I

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Speaker 2: speak true. It was written by Haley Campbell, who a

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Speaker 1: Where does all right?

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Speaker 3: You get it?

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Speaker 2: This there's an opening paragraph that's unnecessary perfect I'm skipping

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Speaker 2: it all right. Here it is mortuary regular Carla Valentine

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Speaker 2: is doing her best to make my ideal couple of reality.

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Speaker 2: Her ideal couple is the somebody from the Adams family.

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Speaker 2: Good is Carla's dating and networking website for people who

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Speaker 2: So far, it has five thousand members, and this was

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Speaker 2: Let me it's an educational podcasts, all right.

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Speaker 2: This, of course makes sense, but there are very few

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Speaker 1: Are there death groupies at death groupies? Yeah? Suppose I

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Speaker 1: Have you any problems marketing with jobs count as a death?

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Speaker 3: Interesting?

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Speaker 2: Are there any reasons why a funeral director would make

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Speaker 2: I'm sure that some funeral directors would make great boyfriends

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Speaker 1: On the disease and they'd understand why it takes women

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Speaker 2: Again, it depends which mortician, but a date with me

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Speaker 2: to go to dead meat and find one yourself.

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Speaker 1: Oh is it?

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Speaker 2: So when you go to dead meat the website deadmeat

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Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, I might DM that person

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Speaker 1: I saw hands maybe okay?

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Speaker 3: Like funeral directors and stuff, would you say they're good

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Speaker 3: Yes twice.

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Speaker 1: All right. Her name is Blair.

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Speaker 3: So let's we'll start low and we'll start building up. Sir,

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Speaker 3: ready ready, Blair Blair, Blair, Blair, Blair, Blair, Blair.

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Speaker 2: Blair Sockey, everybody, Blair socky, Blair Sockey.

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Speaker 3: She's very shy. She's very shy.

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Speaker 2: Blair is also performing here this evening.

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Speaker 3: Yes, so if you don't want to go on the rain,

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Speaker 1: Hello ban animals, the wonderful Blair so hockey.

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Speaker 3: How are you? Thank you for doing this? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: You're having me.

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Speaker 4: You know, I'm a huge fan of you guys, and

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Speaker 3: Actually, I had a fun fact. I wanted to welcome

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Speaker 5: I love a fact.

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Speaker 3: I love it. Time okay. Longest marriage in history, according

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Speaker 3: Herbert and Zelmira Fisher hold the Guinness Book of World

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Speaker 3: So they're married on May thirteenth, nineteen twenty four, when

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's smart.

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Speaker 2: Boys out here, that's what we call him, long, very

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Speaker 3: What you're so young?

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Speaker 1: How long?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you look really young.

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Speaker 1: August right on? You just got forty six more to

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Speaker 4: May say how Herbert died or was cause just wanted something?

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Speaker 3: It was a murder suicide.

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Speaker 3: What a run? She slid his throat in the night.

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Speaker 3: Emily Margaret West sent This is Emily Margaret West here Okay,

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Speaker 4: I believe her.

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Speaker 3: Yeah all right. This was in KBTX, Houston, written by Rusty.

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Speaker 1: Surrette, who a lot of people say is the.

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Speaker 3: Rusty Sirette. He's definitely the rustiest Ey. A Kansas woman

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Speaker 1: She was actually in space. The space part was the

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Speaker 3: She's not nuts. This Her ex was on the International

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Speaker 4: Time on their hands up there. You know, it's not

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Speaker 2: Yeah, driving by Earth maybe.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, with long binoculars. She just watched her type it in.

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Speaker 1: Gotcha, gotcha.

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Speaker 2: We have to assume astronauts are some of the smartest

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Speaker 3: True.

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Speaker 2: They can figure out how to go undetected on the

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Speaker 3: They know numbers, they know stuff. US District Judge Alfred H.

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Speaker 1: It seems wait, how long in prison?

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Speaker 3: Three months?

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Speaker 3: Her to pay two hundred and ten thousand dollars in restitution.

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Speaker 3: What so, Warden, who is the accuser, the one going

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Speaker 3: However, evidence presented at sentencing show the allegations were unfounded,

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Speaker 3: Investigators determined that Warden actually granted her spouse access to

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Speaker 1: Oh there we go, all right, you can't do that.

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Speaker 3: This case demonstrates the serious consequences of making false accusations

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Speaker 1: I thought it was nice and sassy ass.

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Speaker 3: Buzz aldrid. That's right, one small step.

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Speaker 5: For uh, nice and sassy.

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Speaker 1: Caked up spacewalk.

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Speaker 3: Warden was permitted to remain on bond and will voluntary

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Speaker 1: So she, I guess she just gets to show up

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Speaker 3: But yeah, she just accused her over and over and

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Speaker 1: Yeah, move on, just move on.

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Speaker 2: It's probably four hundred dollars that she was worried about.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, traveling relationships is a pain in the book,

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Speaker 5: And you know, I can see how this woman.

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Speaker 4: She she how happy if you're like a woman scorn

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Speaker 5: I'll dox your ass and I'll get.

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Speaker 4: Various media outlets for ten years.

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00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,959
Speaker 5: Yeah, to say he stole my password?

451
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,919
Speaker 3: And how easy was this password? I wish they had

452
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:28,440
Speaker 3: showed us the original twenty eighteen password. Yeah, so we.

453
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:31,320
Speaker 4: Could assess this. But have you ever you know, sometimes

454
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:33,640
Speaker 4: you just make a little mistake, Like I remember when

455
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:36,040
Speaker 4: I first got my first cell phone and my dad

456
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:41,920
Speaker 4: guess my guess my password first chance. It was devastating.

457
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:42,320
Speaker 3: What was.

458
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:46,000
Speaker 4: No, I don't want to tell you, guys.

459
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 3: But.

460
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,720
Speaker 1: What does it still her password?

461
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,680
Speaker 5: It's not, no, it's not.

462
00:23:54,880 --> 00:24:00,199
Speaker 4: Even so I have two factor authentication. Okay, So so

463
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:02,200
Speaker 4: don't so don't fuck with.

464
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:07,160
Speaker 3: Me, Yeah, don't steal her past. But your dad made

465
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 3: fun of you for it, that's all.

466
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 4: I guess it literally just would oh half a second

467
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,200
Speaker 4: and I was like, whoa, I really have to rethink

468
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 4: a lot, you know, And so this woman.

469
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 5: We all make mistakes.

470
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I've looked at the things online that are

471
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 3: like these are the most common password combinations, and one

472
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:26,160
Speaker 3: of mine was exactly like the top five. It's like, yeah,

473
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,160
Speaker 3: I thought it was very clever.

474
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 1: It was multiple numbers, what English razor?

475
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:33,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I wish that was true. They wouldn't have.

476
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 4: Me wait oh that's yeah, that's a really thing to google.

477
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:41,880
Speaker 3: Yeah.

478
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, good smarts, good smart, good smarts.

479
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,399
Speaker 3: Speaking of miscommunication.

480
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you have any did that ever that ever

481
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 1: happen with you?

482
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 4: Oh me, Yeah I did have a pretty crazy one.

483
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 4: This is the Valentine episode, right.

484
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's a Valentine's Day episode.

485
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 3: Everybody hears in love this. This is one polyamorous community

486
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:09,640
Speaker 3: in Austin.

487
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, they all know each other. This is a large polycule.

488
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,640
Speaker 3: They go by bird names.

489
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:24,880
Speaker 4: Well, you guys are the first poly people I've ever liked. No, actually,

490
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 4: it's crazy. This one time I was dating this man

491
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:31,360
Speaker 4: and we were long distance, much like my girl who

492
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:36,920
Speaker 4: want takedown and plane, And we were meeting in Miami

493
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,240
Speaker 4: for his mother's fiftieth birthday party.

494
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 3: And sounds nice.

495
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, yeah, sounds sounds nice. And and I was

496
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:48,879
Speaker 4: meeting a many many of his like fifty of his

497
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 4: Colombian relatives for the first time. And I was flying

498
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 4: in from New York. And you know, we were young,

499
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:57,600
Speaker 4: we were young, able bodied and.

500
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 3: Staying okay, let's see what going on here.

501
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:05,480
Speaker 4: We're saying in his mother's two bedroom apartment. It was nice,

502
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 4: and you know, we're getting reacquainted.

503
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 3: Okay, I see, I see, you have to re establish

504
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 3: the relationship. Huh.

505
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:18,479
Speaker 4: And this was before a doctor notified me that I

506
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 4: had a retroverted uterus.

507
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:22,920
Speaker 3: Oh and that sounds exciting.

508
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 1: What does retrovert? I means flip flipped upside down? Okay,

509
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:28,800
Speaker 1: like that or something.

510
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,679
Speaker 2: Oh, it's fine because like if you haven't, you'd figure

511
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 2: out what it was.

512
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I don't.

513
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,360
Speaker 4: I don't really get too much into details, but.

514
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 3: I did.

515
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 4: I did actually later find in case any of you

516
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 4: women are going through this, this this lady and Whittier,

517
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,720
Speaker 4: who's a fantastic pussy witch doctor.

518
00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 3: She'll write it down later.

519
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. That is her tech. That's what she

520
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,119
Speaker 1: went to school for. Yeah.

521
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 4: Now she's beautiful soul. Anyways, I digress. Anyways. So, so

522
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:12,119
Speaker 4: then my boyfriend at the time, he goes down to

523
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 4: the beach with his brother, and you know, he's thinking,

524
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,639
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get in that crystal clear blue water, and

525
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,400
Speaker 4: so I don't need to bring a phone. I need

526
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 4: to bring a phone with me. I'm gonna enjoy it,

527
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 4: be present. Then all of a sudden, I feel I

528
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 4: start to feel this stabbing pain sort of just coming on.

529
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 4: I start to get I'm sweating, yeah, and it's coming on.

530
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,920
Speaker 4: It is coming on like a like a freaking ton

531
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:36,439
Speaker 4: of bricks. And so I have to go tell his

532
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 4: cute mother, who is like so sweet and absolutely goddamn

533
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 4: angel I said. I said, oh my god, I gotta

534
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 4: go to the doctor right now. I said, you know

535
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 4: of an urgent care around here? And she said no,

536
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 4: but I'm in so much pain that, like my I'm

537
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,360
Speaker 4: crying now at this one, like it's like there's knives

538
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 4: in my stomach.

539
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:54,920
Speaker 1: I'm about to die.

540
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:58,160
Speaker 4: Oh no, So I said, urgent care. I'm sure there's

541
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 4: fifty around here, you know. She said, nope, straight to

542
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 4: the e R for you and took me to the

543
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 4: emergency room. And I'm like, no, no, no, I'm not

544
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 4: an emergency room for a U T I on his

545
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:11,160
Speaker 4: mother's fiftieth birthday, Like, please, I don't want that.

546
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 3: It's a great honor in some in Colombia, that's a

547
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 3: huge honor.

548
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 5: And also.

549
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:20,400
Speaker 3: It's one of the highest honors between daughter in law

550
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 3: and mother I know.

551
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 4: And guys and guys. And I don't want to date.

552
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 4: I don't want to age myself, date myself this is

553
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 4: pre uber okay uber. Now you know if I would have,

554
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 4: I would have died in the uber before telling his mother, you.

555
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 1: Know what I mean, of course, so pre pre uban. Damn.

556
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 3: That guy's good.

557
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 4: What was it? Nasty ass?

558
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 1: Nice and sassy as day ass.

559
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 3: Yeah.

560
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 4: Anyway, So I'm in the er I'm having I'm in

561
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 4: absolute hell when I should be. You know, I'm drinking

562
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 4: Pina Colada and you know, and I'm in the r

563
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 4: I'm really hell. So my boyfriend somehow arrives and three

564
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 4: cars full of his Catholic natives.

565
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 3: That I have never met, oh.

566
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 5: And a meeting for the first time.

567
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:30,720
Speaker 4: Nice in the emergency room lobby?

568
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 2: Why why why do they come to the Why do

569
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 2: they come to the emergency me?

570
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 3: Sweet?

571
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 4: Because I was clearly in some sort of conundrum.

572
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 2: Right, They thought, like your your appendix needed to be

573
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 2: taken out or something.

574
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 4: You had a sex injury, which I think this really liked. No,

575
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 4: it wasn't it, not really, I mean, it was a

576
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 4: it was a UTI, which you know you are more

577
00:29:56,520 --> 00:30:00,200
Speaker 4: It was innocent, but you know you're more pro too,

578
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,719
Speaker 4: should you have a retroverted uterus?

579
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 5: Anyways, I had to come out and shake all their.

580
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 1: Hands nice to me.

581
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 3: I'm not normally like this.

582
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 4: I'm a really good person, was all. I'm not huge

583
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 4: into Catholic right now, but was raised Catholic.

584
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I love family.

585
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 6: Family, So they didn't Noise could understand Spanish.

586
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so you can't speak it, but you can

587
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 1: understand it.

588
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 4: Speak it because I feel like it's sort of rude,

589
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 4: like if you.

590
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 3: Look like me, but you are from southern California.

591
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 4: So it's like the Garden Honors high school, like senior year. Yeah,

592
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:52,240
Speaker 4: I took a lot in the and they were really like,

593
00:30:52,320 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 4: yeah they were they were fucking you know, you know,

594
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:01,959
Speaker 4: just pretend like I didn't know what was going on.

595
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 4: And then yeah, then I had to go to the

596
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 4: fiftieth birthday party and I couldn't even have one one

597
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 4: because of the antibiotic.

598
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: Oh I think that's a scam. I think it's a scam.

599
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 2: I drink on all antibiotics and they always work.

600
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so then i'd have a sober birthday party.

601
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 5: Plot what a trip pop.

602
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's a great story.

603
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 3: School.

604
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 1: It's cool that you guys, Uh, that's cool.

605
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 3: You guys stayed together.

606
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, we didn't end up together.

607
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 4: But you know, I think there's a life, a long

608
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 4: lasting bard with his family.

609
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 1: Oh that's beautiful. Look at that. We learned a little

610
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 1: bit about you. I don't know he spoke Spanish.

611
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 5: I don't just understand.

612
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 3: That's all you need to know. What should we do?

613
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 3: Should we do? Confessions? Should we do?

614
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 1: You want to tell a little something so I could

615
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 1: tell sory?

616
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 4: Uh?

617
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do confessions.

618
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 3: Let's do a confession.

619
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, can someone grab the confession box and bring it

620
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 2: up here?

621
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 3: For als? We can do longest banana?

622
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, longest do banana.

623
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 3: While we're waiting for find who came from the furthest

624
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 3: away for this show?

625
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 1: From Canada?

626
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 3: Oh?

627
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 5: Where that's incredible?

628
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 1: Where in Canada? From Ottawa? What's your name?

629
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 2: Everybody go out for Marina?

630
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 1: Is this that can wait? Can anybody beat Canada?

631
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 3: Here we go?

632
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 1: What we got? We got Florida? Yeah, what's your name?

633
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 3: Hi?

634
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 1: Ali said? Yay?

635
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 3: Thank you?

636
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 1: Nice from La La Jill Jill from La Hi Jill.

637
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 3: We got we got more? So if we can get

638
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 3: some more stuff going?

639
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, let's dump these out.

640
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 3: That's nice. Oh far down Fort Smith, Damn, that is

641
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 3: far No, but I know they stay married a long

642
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 3: time down there. It's a nice place to be from.

643
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 3: All right, let's RaSE some confessions. Fine, yeah, like Blair.

644
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 1: Just right off the bat.

645
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 2: I used to slam heroin and cocaine right off the bat.

646
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 3: Austin, Austin, Austin is a real city.

647
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 1: But but I don't anymore. That's the thanks I am.

648
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 4: When the movie Signs was popular, I used to scare

649
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 4: my kids by making the alien sounds. My oldest son

650
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 4: even more aluminum hat and carried a baby monitor. Oh no,

651
00:33:56,600 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 4: he is twenty seven now and is still scared.

652
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:09,319
Speaker 5: Oh no, Mary.

653
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: That's so. It's so funny that it's an anonymous confession

654
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 1: and you signed it. I love that.

655
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 3: Very scary movie at the time. I'm getting married in

656
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:20,839
Speaker 3: a month. I do not like his mustache at all.

657
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 3: I love him, but I cannot stand the stash.

658
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 1: And then she drew.

659
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 3: This kind.

660
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:34,240
Speaker 2: It's a curly Q mustache. In case you were wondering

661
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:34,919
Speaker 2: if it was you.

662
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course you're absorbing, and you don't have.

663
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 3: To love your partner's facial hair.

664
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 2: This is a very strange one. I have not underlined.

665
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 2: Cheated on my boyfriend. It feels like you cheated on

666
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 2: your boyfriend.

667
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,880
Speaker 3: No she said, or he said, or they said they

668
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 3: have not. Uh, have you got any time? If you

669
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 3: like it, go for it.

670
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,439
Speaker 4: I spent a lot more on the trip to come

671
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 4: here than I told my husband.

672
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:16,360
Speaker 2: I mean, by the way, I'm just gonna be an

673
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:19,320
Speaker 2: old man. What the fuck is going on with flight prices?

674
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 2: What is happening? I think they started using AI pricing

675
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 2: already because all the flights are fucking insane. All right,

676
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 2: I'll stop it, okay, uh okay.

677
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 3: When I was bartending, a woman asked me what I had.

678
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 3: What I had put in her drink because she liked it.

679
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 3: I said, whiskey, lemon and anis. She said what was that?

680
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 3: And I said anis? I am from Mexico, trying to

681
00:35:51,160 --> 00:36:02,840
Speaker 3: say a niece. Oh oh, she said, don't say that again.

682
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:06,880
Speaker 3: That's very sweet. You're absolved.

683
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,959
Speaker 2: This is you know what? Because okay, I'm I'm gonna

684
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 2: be straight up with you. We Phillies. Philly's confessions were

685
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 2: the worst confessions I've ever heard, and it's very cool

686
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 2: to see that Austin still has a bunch of lunatics.

687
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 1: Come to the show.

688
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 2: Yes we Love I stole my roommate's car and parked

689
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 2: it in the woods for being such a big bitch.

690
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 1: Fucking awesome.

691
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:45,279
Speaker 5: Oh my god.

692
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 4: I slept with my best friend's ex boyfriend just because

693
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,840
Speaker 4: I liked him first in middle school.

694
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:57,719
Speaker 3: That's patience. You're probably successful in life. That that's the

695
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,919
Speaker 3: long con. You sat back and you and you got

696
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:03,239
Speaker 3: your opportunity. Also, he slept with you, so that's a

697
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 3: win win. I sent someone to prison for two life sentences.

698
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:18,120
Speaker 3: They probably deserved it, unless they did and then, you know,

699
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 3: talk to your God.

700
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 2: Yes, your job is watching I in my twenties, I

701
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:24,959
Speaker 2: used to act like I was deaf when we would

702
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 2: go to bars. That way I wouldn't have to talk

703
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:30,959
Speaker 2: to people, and then I got free drinks too.

704
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 1: You're absolved, You're absolved.

705
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 3: I love that.

706
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:37,839
Speaker 1: That's a true confession.

707
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 5: Out at a.

708
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 4: Fine dining place with my husband for New Year's Eve,

709
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 4: I shot myself.

710
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 5: In my thirties.

711
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 4: I don't know why, question mark, we are still married.

712
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nice. That's true love. That's true love.

713
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 3: My wife, A Murderino, once had to convince me not

714
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:03,840
Speaker 3: to take shots of fireball outside of two strange men's

715
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 3: car outside of Nickel City at three am. So that

716
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 3: seems regional or their friend told us they were not

717
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:16,839
Speaker 3: to be trusted, and we fled from the scene. Smart. Yeah,

718
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 3: what is the shot of Austin? What if people ordered

719
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:28,840
Speaker 3: the most in Austin tequila? Okay, I wish could I

720
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 3: have one tequila shot? Please?

721
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 2: All right, I'll have a tequila shot as well. Okay,

722
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:45,760
Speaker 2: no pressh, it's just one Okay, three tequila shots please?

723
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 3: Thank you. That's great, Thank you everybody. I got it.

724
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,319
Speaker 3: Let's wrap her up tight.

725
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 1: I got I got two to send us out.

726
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:51,720
Speaker 3: Okay.

727
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,240
Speaker 1: I work in kitchens, and one time I didn't. I didn't.

728
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 2: Okay, I work in kitchens, and one time I didn't

729
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 2: fart underneath the hood vent. But I think I feel

730
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 2: like she meant I did fart underneath the hood vent.

731
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 2: They they sucked them right up, she said. My chef

732
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,840
Speaker 2: talked to me right after the deed, asked what the

733
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:16,239
Speaker 2: smell was. I blamed it on the drains. We had

734
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 2: to deep clean the drains that night together as a kitchen.

735
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 3: Fantastic, fantastic, And I'm sure you sorted it out. Use

736
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 3: a food diary, sort it out, figure out.

737
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:33,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, probably needed that, probably really needed a clean.

738
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know and lastly, my daughter Rachel got married

739
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 2: December thirteenth, and I have to confess she was the

740
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,240
Speaker 2: most beautiful bride ever.

741
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 5: Oh that's really cute.

742
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 2: And it's not even recent. It was December thirteenth.

743
00:39:54,600 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, happy Valentine's Happy Valientelle, very beautiful, happy as.

744
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:04,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, Charlie.

745
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 3: Did I ever tell the story on the pod about

746
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 3: when I worked at Bushwhackers and Pensacola Beach. There's a

747
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 3: food runner named Tanya who is not just not the

748
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 3: brightest lighthouse on the coastline and she, uh, they sent

749
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 3: her in to feed the clams. Do I ever tell

750
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 3: the story? No? Oh? God, so we are slow. It

751
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:28,840
Speaker 3: just reminded me of.

752
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 1: The clamed the clams.

753
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 3: She's a really nice gal and they we were just slow.

754
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 3: We didn't need a food runner. And one of the

755
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 3: head chefs was like, Tanya, can you go in and

756
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 3: feed the clams? And she's like what? And they gave

757
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 3: her a small white bucket of croutons and a spoon

758
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,439
Speaker 3: and they sent her into the freezer and they said,

759
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 3: when the clams open up, you just shove a crouton

760
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 3: in there. I had to have told this story on

761
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:54,720
Speaker 3: the pod. No, you did this is from two thousand

762
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 3: and one. And she and they sent her in and

763
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:01,839
Speaker 3: our uniforms were Hawaiian short Hawaii shirts, black shorts, and

764
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 3: so she about twenty minutes later came out to shivering

765
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 3: and she's like none of them would open, but yeah,

766
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 3: and they were like and somebody's like, they're messing with you, Tanya.

767
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 3: They like they're but yeah. They told her to just

768
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 3: put a creuton on a spoon and never clamed it.

769
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 1: This poor girl standing in the freezer walking just.

770
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 2: Like, oh man, I remember the biggest story when I

771
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 2: worked at Jersey Mike's. It was my first job. Michaels

772
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 2: Michaels of New Jersey. Yeah, Michael, Yeah, Jersey. I was

773
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,720
Speaker 2: fourteen years old, and I remember this was the biggest.

774
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:46,840
Speaker 2: People would talk about this like it was the Super Bowl,

775
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,479
Speaker 2: which was there. There was a person who worked there,

776
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 2: and there was this spray that they would use on

777
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:57,880
Speaker 2: the on the fridges because they were metal, called swell,

778
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:00,879
Speaker 2: and so you would say, somebody, can somebody swell the fridges, right,

779
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 2: And they asked this person who was new to swell

780
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 2: the fridges, and then they come back five minutes later

781
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 2: and she's just going, oh.

782
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 1: Like she's just smelling all of the fridges.

783
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 3: God bless her. I like to think that was also Tanya.

784
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, and people talked about that four weeks. It was

785
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:27,880
Speaker 2: the funniest thing that ever happened at Jersey Mike's.

786
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, for ever ever a news story for some boy,

787
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?

788
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 2: Here goes Yeah, this was in the cut. Bye, we

789
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:41,320
Speaker 2: like the cut by Clinton Rainey. A lot of people

790
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 2: say Clint Rainy is the oh yeah restaurant promises to

791
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 2: rescue female diners on bad tender dates.

792
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:54,440
Speaker 3: Oh idea great idea there, it is.

793
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: The modern dating scene is full of awful men, and

794
00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 1: that's just the harmless comedians pulling stupid stunts, like only

795
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,760
Speaker 1: quoting Osama been Loden lines. What what okay?

796
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 3: All his famous lines?

797
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,760
Speaker 1: To be fair, there is a link you can click

798
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:12,359
Speaker 1: on it. Apparently that was a thing.

799
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:15,720
Speaker 3: I don't know one famous Osama been Loden line.

800
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 1: I don't either quotes anywhere.

801
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:22,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, he loved Whitney Houston, right, what he loved Whitney Houston?

802
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,959
Speaker 1: Uh huh Osama bin Laden.

803
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 3: Loved Whitney Houston's music. Yes, that is true.

804
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think there were a couple, but that

805
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 1: was the main one, like you ever thought.

806
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 4: Of I have so much in common with Yeah, yeah,

807
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 4: that's one way to look at it.

808
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 3: Sorrychrity, you go ahead.

809
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:44,799
Speaker 2: Thankfully, women now finally have someone who will always get

810
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 2: their back.

811
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:46,880
Speaker 1: All they have to do is schedule all of their

812
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 1: dates at a bar in England. Oh, ladies, that's all

813
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 1: you have to do, ladies.

814
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 2: A pub outside London called The Brickyard has a sign

815
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 2: hanging on the women's restroom that's gone viral for the

816
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:02,839
Speaker 2: Escape Planet's sneak provides female customers who are hiding out

817
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 2: and there dreading to return to their creep at the bar.

818
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:10,400
Speaker 2: Here's what it says, smart Tinder date gone wrong, doesn't

819
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 2: look like his picture or just playing weird. If you're

820
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 2: on a bad date and it's not going well, come

821
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 2: to the bar and ask for Rachel or Jennifer and

822
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 2: we'll get you out of it and or get you

823
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:22,879
Speaker 2: a taxi. Your your safety and happiness is our highest priority.

824
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 2: If anyone is bothering you, yeah.

825
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:32,800
Speaker 3: I mean it's like Rachel Jennifer, you know. But Rachel

826
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:33,800
Speaker 3: she'll get you out of that.

827
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:35,320
Speaker 1: Jennifer won't.

828
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 2: If anyone is If anyone is bothering you or make

829
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:38,880
Speaker 2: you feel ncomfortable.

830
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 1: Please tell us.

831
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:42,279
Speaker 2: We will discreetly move them away and, if necessary, ask

832
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,799
Speaker 2: them to leave. The brickyard is safe and fun. We

833
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 2: want you to enjoy your time here. Talk to us

834
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 2: and we'll sort it out. Yeah, that was awesome. We

835
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 2: could figure this out, by the way. Yeah, keep going

836
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 2: version of this.

837
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is a good idea.

838
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 2: The sign was initially designed purely for the safety are

839
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 2: female customers, but the praise on social media has been crazy.

840
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,759
Speaker 2: In all honesty, we have no idea our sign would

841
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:05,360
Speaker 2: attract this level of attention, staff explained to the paper,

842
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 2: adding light of the extent of the feedback received, we

843
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 2: have plans in place already to launch a similar safety

844
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 2: campaign for men.

845
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:18,879
Speaker 1: Sorry, I don't mean to laugh. That's great. I love

846
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:19,359
Speaker 1: that part.

847
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 2: Uh, this is great. The cut, This is great. Great,

848
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:24,879
Speaker 2: we could figure this out.

849
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:27,000
Speaker 5: Will what he needs to save men?

850
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 1: But what if it's meant? What if it's men from

851
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 1: other men? But think it.

852
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 5: Something to think about?

853
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 1: Something that something to think about. I will tell this story, don't.

854
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 3: Yeah right? I love his story. This guy's like my

855
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 3: name of one guy. I love this guy. I love

856
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:00,080
Speaker 3: every story he tells.

857
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 2: I, this was this is I think I might have

858
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 2: told this on it old old bananas, but it was

859
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:10,719
Speaker 2: like years and years ago. But this was, this was

860
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 2: a This was probably I would say two thousand three,

861
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 2: in two thousand and four. Okay, post nine to eleven

862
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 2: pre iPhone, that's what we're talking.

863
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh that was a strange time. Strange time time.

864
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 3: We got some Motorola sidekicks and stuff. Yeah.

865
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:31,759
Speaker 1: Uh.

866
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:36,359
Speaker 2: And I had gotten a job, thank you, on a

867
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 2: prank show hilarious for a TV for for Country Music

868
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:46,399
Speaker 2: Television Day. You guys know it, boom Bow red River

869
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 2: called Prankville Prankville.

870
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 3: I remember that.

871
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 2: What what a dumb fucking name? Like, why not call

872
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:58,719
Speaker 2: it practical joke Town? I mean, like, it's so stupid, right,

873
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:00,839
Speaker 2: So this was the rank that I had to do.

874
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 2: So I was an actor and they wire you up

875
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 2: with you so you have an earpiece that no one

876
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:07,439
Speaker 2: can see, and they have a bunch of producers. There's

877
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:10,680
Speaker 2: hidden cameras everywhere, and the producers are constantly talking to

878
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 2: you through while you're trying to prank these people. These

879
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 2: people are set up by their friends, so their friends

880
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:18,319
Speaker 2: are like, oh, I have a friend, I want to

881
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:21,839
Speaker 2: prank them. They contact the show and then so what

882
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 2: this what this woman did was she told her friend, Hey,

883
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 2: I've got a blind date for you.

884
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:28,279
Speaker 3: Love.

885
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 1: This guy is really great. I want you to go

886
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 1: meet him.

887
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 2: So and we And the way that these prank shows

888
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 2: work is that you do it probably like four or

889
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 2: five times in a row because you don't know how

890
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 2: people are going to respond.

891
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:41,240
Speaker 1: And then you like cut together the best.

892
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 3: Piece, the biggest, loudest angris you want the person throws

893
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 3: the chair.

894
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:48,399
Speaker 1: I hate prank shows so much.

895
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 3: We worked so much.

896
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 2: It's it was it's like it's like it's the bottom

897
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,879
Speaker 2: of the barrel for showbiz, right because.

898
00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 1: No one's willing to do them.

899
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 2: And so oh that's why it was like my first

900
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:04,879
Speaker 2: job and uh so I sat down. My whole job

901
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 2: was that I would go on dates with these women

902
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 2: and then like two minutes into the conversation, I would say,

903
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 2: I want you to meet my best friend.

904
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,839
Speaker 1: I would take out a little suitcase and.

905
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 2: Then I would open it and there would be a

906
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 2: ventriloquist dummy that looked exactly like me and was dressed.

907
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:22,720
Speaker 1: In the same clothes I was wearing.

908
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,799
Speaker 2: And then I would only talk to them through the

909
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 2: dummy for the rest of the day.

910
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 1: Yes, that's genius.

911
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's like the funniest thing I've ever heard.

912
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 3: Agreed. Agreed.

913
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 2: This is like the second woman we do it too,

914
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 2: Uh huh, I say, she's She immediately comes in and

915
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 2: right like the first woman, I was just like, I

916
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 2: have no pranking this woman.

917
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 1: She seems awful.

918
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

919
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 2: And the second woman who comes in is so like

920
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 2: we immediately seem to have a rapport together and like

921
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:01,360
Speaker 2: I'm like, she seems legitimately and I would actually like

922
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 2: to date her.

923
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:05,280
Speaker 3: Okay, now we're cooking with gas.

924
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:10,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, and two minutes into the date, they're like, okay,

925
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 2: take out the dummy. So I say, I want you

926
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 2: to meet my best friend, and I pull out this

927
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 2: dummy and her eyes just go really big and she

928
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 2: just goes.

929
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 3: No, oh honey.

930
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:33,759
Speaker 1: And it turns.

931
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:37,880
Speaker 2: Out that her friend had selected her because she's deathly

932
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 2: afraid of ventriloquis dummies, but we didn't know that. And

933
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 2: then I immediately I'm like, oh no, she's like genuinely scared,

934
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:51,879
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, I don't want to do

935
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 2: this anymore.

936
00:49:53,000 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 1: And then just and then in my ear the producer

937
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 1: was just like, oh.

938
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:07,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's this is this guy who wrote the wrote

939
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:08,360
Speaker 2: the prank.

940
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:10,279
Speaker 3: He's like, oh god no.

941
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:12,360
Speaker 1: And then my whole job.

942
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 2: And I'm not a ventriloquist either, so I'm so I'm

943
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 2: just talking with my mouth but moving. So I'm just like, oh,

944
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 2: you look pretty sexy.

945
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:25,840
Speaker 3: I have to see this.

946
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 1: It's online. You can watch it. It is online. Uh.

947
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,960
Speaker 2: I think it made it part of v H one's

948
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 2: Top one hundred Pranks of All Time in like two

949
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,240
Speaker 2: thousand and eight or something.

950
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:42,399
Speaker 5: Oh one time.

951
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:44,800
Speaker 4: My first job was also on the Prank Show. Naturally,

952
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 4: I was the pranker. Naturally, I was the only one on.

953
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:48,239
Speaker 5: The show who enjoyed doing the.

954
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 4: I know, but I have a yeah yeah yeah, I'm

955
00:50:56,800 --> 00:51:00,040
Speaker 4: a devilish side to me. And so one two I

956
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:01,799
Speaker 4: didn't write any of the pranks come up with them.

957
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 4: It was probably like the exact same people who yeah yeah,

958
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:08,359
Speaker 4: they did all of them. And I had to get

959
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 4: a friend to shoot the pilot to prank where I

960
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:15,800
Speaker 4: had to tell them that a sex tape a sex

961
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:19,360
Speaker 4: tape was coming out of that about you and that

962
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:21,279
Speaker 4: it was gonna I thought it was going to launch

963
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,919
Speaker 4: my career. And that I was they made me say

964
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,320
Speaker 4: it's going to make me the next Louis k.

965
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 3: Oh.

966
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:30,920
Speaker 5: That was and that was before.

967
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 1: That was before they made me say.

968
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:36,240
Speaker 4: That in my ear piece and now say, no, don't

969
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 4: worry when he gets upset, tell him, don't worry. It's

970
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 4: going to make me into the next Louis c K.

971
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 2: But this was before Louis was just yeah, yeah, so

972
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 2: like he was just a big comedian.

973
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:50,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, And then that the friend that I pranked was

974
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 4: so upset. Yeah, he like didn't want to be my

975
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:56,520
Speaker 4: friend anymore. Oh well yeah, so in case any of

976
00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 4: you guys want to be a prank artist.

977
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:02,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's a career.

978
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:05,799
Speaker 3: It's a friendship. Ruin her I.

979
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:09,960
Speaker 1: Bet you. I bet you. This ruined their friendship, did

980
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 1: the run out of No.

981
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:13,919
Speaker 2: So it was so I was like, so my whole

982
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 2: job was that I couldn't talk to her directly. I

983
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 2: could only talk through the dummy for them, And I

984
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:20,839
Speaker 2: was supposed to not look at her and just talk

985
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:22,840
Speaker 2: to her through the dummy and get her to interact

986
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 2: with the dummy, right, and uh, And I'm just saying, like,

987
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:28,719
Speaker 2: why don't we lose the big guy and go back

988
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 2: to my place, and and she starts appealing to my humanity.

989
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 2: I hear her just saying, please, no, I can't. I

990
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 2: don't want to talk to the dummy. Please, would you just.

991
00:52:42,719 --> 00:52:43,360
Speaker 1: Talk to me?

992
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 3: Please?

993
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 2: And then in my ear they're like, do not talk

994
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 2: to her. It was the voice from hell No. So

995
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:57,759
Speaker 2: I just had to keep doing it. And then at

996
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,759
Speaker 2: a certain like at a certain point like that long

997
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:02,400
Speaker 2: end it, she just pushes away from the table and

998
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:04,920
Speaker 2: gets up and just starts to like leave.

999
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:07,279
Speaker 1: And then in my ear they're like, she needs to

1000
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 1: sign a release.

1001
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:11,879
Speaker 2: Go after her, because like she hadn't sign a release yet,

1002
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 2: and if they don't have a sign a release, then

1003
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:15,160
Speaker 2: they can't use it. And so I start going like,

1004
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 2: oh no, wait, and I start walking after her, and

1005
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 2: then she starts running, Oh no, And now I'm chasing her,

1006
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:26,880
Speaker 2: and the whole time I'm yelling like, you're on a

1007
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:27,479
Speaker 2: prag show.

1008
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 1: Please stop, You're on a prak show.

1009
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 2: She runs out the restaurant and she runs down the block,

1010
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 2: and I'm chasing after her, going please stop, You're on

1011
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:37,920
Speaker 2: a prak show. Your friend set you up. And she

1012
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:40,319
Speaker 2: finally stops and she just turns around and just goes

1013
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:41,600
Speaker 2: I don't believe you.

1014
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 1: And I was like, fair enough enough, fair enough, And.

1015
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 2: I was like and I just like, but let me

1016
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:51,920
Speaker 2: get your friend out here, so you believe me. And

1017
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:54,360
Speaker 2: I was like, guys, please send her friend out, guys,

1018
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:58,520
Speaker 2: she's very scared. Please send her friend out. Yeah, And

1019
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:01,919
Speaker 2: I was like, guys, her friend out. But I've run

1020
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 2: like half a block away, so my mic is out

1021
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:09,040
Speaker 2: of range so they can't hear me inside. So to her,

1022
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 2: I'm a man who breaks if a trilloquist tell me

1023
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:13,879
Speaker 2: out on a date.

1024
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 1: And then it's just like Chase is a woman down

1025
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:17,279
Speaker 1: the street.

1026
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:20,160
Speaker 2: And that's like, send her friend out, guys, her send

1027
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 2: her friend out, guys. Like a car is gonna pull

1028
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:24,960
Speaker 2: up and the trunk's gonna open. She's gonna be dead

1029
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:28,360
Speaker 2: in the back of the trunk. And I was like,

1030
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 2: wait here, wait here, And I run inside and I

1031
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 2: get her friend. I bring her friend out. She's still

1032
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:36,120
Speaker 2: freaked out. Of course, I bring the producers out. She

1033
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:38,839
Speaker 2: walked inside, she's shown where all the hidden cameras are.

1034
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:41,840
Speaker 2: She's still freaked out. She has to sit and watch

1035
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:44,960
Speaker 2: me do it to another person so that she realizes

1036
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:47,960
Speaker 2: it's all scripted, and that it's like part of a show.

1037
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 1: Right now. Now here's where it gets weird.

1038
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, you thought it was over.

1039
00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:58,960
Speaker 1: It's five years later.

1040
00:54:59,360 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 3: I'm counting.

1041
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:04,320
Speaker 2: Five years later. I am at Max Silvestri's house and

1042
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 2: the media, a comedian in in Brooklyn for a house party.

1043
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:11,720
Speaker 2: And I'm walking around just like trying doors in his apartment,

1044
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:12,959
Speaker 2: like where's everybody smoking weed?

1045
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 1: And uh, where are the speedballs? And I find and

1046
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:23,320
Speaker 1: I find the room where everybody's smoking weed.

1047
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 2: And as I opened the door, she's there and she

1048
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:39,240
Speaker 2: and she sees me and just goes it's him. Five

1049
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:42,640
Speaker 2: years later it's him.

1050
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:46,400
Speaker 5: Can escape Ventrilogius.

1051
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:49,240
Speaker 2: Man and her friend knows who she's talking about, all right,

1052
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 2: Like imagine that, like you have just finished smoking some

1053
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:57,239
Speaker 2: sweet Mary Jane and then your personal nightmare walks in

1054
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:57,960
Speaker 2: the room.

1055
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,319
Speaker 1: And I like immediately apologize. I'm so sorry.

1056
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:05,239
Speaker 2: I should I shouldn't not have taken that job, but

1057
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:10,719
Speaker 2: I was young and dumb and they were paying me, and.

1058
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:13,360
Speaker 1: And I'd probably do it again, but uh, sock off,

1059
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:14,319
Speaker 1: sock on hand.

1060
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:17,839
Speaker 2: And we then we end up hanging out that night

1061
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 2: and we actually do get along, like I suspected chemistry

1062
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:23,759
Speaker 2: and so I asked her out on a real date,

1063
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:27,600
Speaker 2: and then we go out on a one date and

1064
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:33,360
Speaker 2: it was fucking horrible because she thought I was gonna

1065
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:34,719
Speaker 2: prank her the whole.

1066
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 4: Time, I thought you were going to say, and then

1067
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,239
Speaker 4: I just thought it would be funny if I pulled out.

1068
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:42,239
Speaker 2: But I do kind of regret not doing that. You know,

1069
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:43,960
Speaker 2: if I had just been.

1070
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:51,560
Speaker 3: Like sick Man, the one that got away, the one

1071
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 3: that got away.

1072
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 2: If she was she was also moving to Hawaii like

1073
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 2: in two weeks, didn't work.

1074
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:03,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, wait, I'm so I can't.

1075
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:05,479
Speaker 5: I thought that you the story was done.

1076
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:07,839
Speaker 4: That's the only reason I ping ponged off.

1077
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:10,000
Speaker 5: Boy was I wrong? I am humiliating?

1078
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:11,920
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, but not at all. No, this is

1079
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:16,240
Speaker 1: a free and Lucy Goosey podcast. Blair God, no and all.

1080
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:20,160
Speaker 4: Did I know that the story had seventy five more child?

1081
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:26,440
Speaker 4: She was gonna be like in a closed room a

1082
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 4: half a decade later.

1083
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:30,480
Speaker 1: It's so crazy.

1084
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:31,440
Speaker 5: Wow.

1085
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hey, the sun's still up. It's fine. We all

1086
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:36,080
Speaker 3: make mistakes.

1087
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:39,760
Speaker 1: The sun is still up. The sun's still up. Yeah,

1088
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 1: it's fine.

1089
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 3: We can all still go to Omega or roll X

1090
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:49,520
Speaker 3: or all. The other textis brands just endless watches, endless watch.

1091
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:51,600
Speaker 1: You want to send us home, Scottie, I can tell a.

1092
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:54,560
Speaker 3: Story to send us home. You guys have been a

1093
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:59,320
Speaker 3: wonderful crowd. We're so happy to see everybody. Here's a

1094
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:01,440
Speaker 3: good one. When you sent this in, I do like

1095
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 3: saying names. Megan Nickel is Megan Nickel here hates the pod,

1096
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:14,120
Speaker 3: hates the pod. Oh, this isn't quotation marks. I swallowed

1097
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:17,160
Speaker 3: a six inch spoon while eating yogurt and kept it

1098
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:25,480
Speaker 3: a secret. Women love a secret, y'all. This is Intror

1099
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,560
Speaker 3: Mirror dot co dot uk written by and you know

1100
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 3: what if you're talking about swallowing a utensil and you

1101
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:34,280
Speaker 3: said you felt like you had a knife in your guts, yeah,

1102
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:37,680
Speaker 3: imagine having a six in spoon in your guts. When

1103
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:41,160
Speaker 3: the editors and the chief editor at the Mirror dot

1104
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:43,440
Speaker 3: co dot uk get a story like this and they

1105
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:49,280
Speaker 3: call one person, and one person only, Neil Shaw, who

1106
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:51,800
Speaker 3: is and this is the last time you have to

1107
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:59,120
Speaker 3: yell this today, so just get it out the A

1108
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:02,960
Speaker 3: woman accident swallowed a six point five inch spoon. Wow,

1109
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:06,240
Speaker 3: when her dog jumped up on her lap while she

1110
00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:09,040
Speaker 3: was eating yogurt. We've all been there. We've all been

1111
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:10,280
Speaker 3: eating yogurt with our dog.

1112
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just going like this and then huh.

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Speaker 3: You know, you know how you guys eat dan and

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Speaker 3: you crawl up to your dog's house and you put

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Speaker 3: a spoon in your mouth and you eat some dan

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Speaker 3: and yogurt. Remy am link nose because she said she

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00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:31,760
Speaker 3: decided between choking or swallowing on the spoon, and she

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00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:35,760
Speaker 3: felt the cutlery sliding into her stomach smoothly.

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Speaker 5: Remmy, come on, girl.

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Speaker 3: The twenty eight year year old you're young, said she

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00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:46,880
Speaker 3: was sitting on the couch with her yogurt when her

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00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:54,360
Speaker 3: energetic hungarian Vishla named Marley suddenly jumped out. The big dog, medium,

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Speaker 3: high energy. They love a girt. Though, those dogs love

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00:59:57,120 --> 01:00:02,520
Speaker 3: a girt. You kidding me? They're the digital yogurt hungarian Vishlas.

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01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:05,360
Speaker 3: I'm putting my spoon in my mouth, and I took

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01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:08,000
Speaker 3: so my hands could be free to its reply to

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01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:16,520
Speaker 3: a message okay, thank you Yeah, should be illegal. Three

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Speaker 3: months in federal prison, two years, two ten in restitution.

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Speaker 3: Just then Marley decided to jump on me. I was

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01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:27,800
Speaker 3: so startled I jerked my head back and before I

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01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:31,160
Speaker 3: knew it the spoon was lodged in my throat. I

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01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:35,560
Speaker 3: stood up and started to panic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've

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01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:38,200
Speaker 3: had so many spoons in my mouth and not one.

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01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:41,320
Speaker 1: Ever found it past my tongue.

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01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:45,400
Speaker 3: Also, yogurt, every yogurt commercial of the person eats the

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01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:46,400
Speaker 3: yogurt off the tip of.

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01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:49,480
Speaker 1: The spoon, like, oh, I know up, that's all for me.

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01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:50,919
Speaker 3: Oops.

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01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:55,000
Speaker 4: That is one of the scourges of humanity is human

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01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:57,960
Speaker 4: beings licking yogurt.

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01:00:57,520 --> 01:01:03,440
Speaker 5: Off a spoon, just as the top should be illegal flogging, flogging.

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01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:09,160
Speaker 3: I knew the spoon was lodging my thought. I stood

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01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:13,480
Speaker 3: up and started to panic. Cool initially, remy or ray me,

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01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:14,760
Speaker 3: who you know what.

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01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:15,760
Speaker 1: In that situation.

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01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:18,080
Speaker 2: What's nice about a spoon is that it has a

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01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:21,840
Speaker 2: handle that's six and a half inches long, and you

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01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:25,080
Speaker 2: can simply grab it and pull it out from you choking.

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01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:27,760
Speaker 1: That's six and a half inches, right, I think six

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01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:28,480
Speaker 1: and a half inches?

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01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:35,720
Speaker 3: Is that it? That seems like more than enough for everything?

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01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:41,640
Speaker 3: Too much, too much for choking.

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01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:44,080
Speaker 1: Too much? Yeah, how would you even fit that in

1154
01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:44,520
Speaker 1: your mind?

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01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:51,120
Speaker 3: Thank you God, Happy val soccer.

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01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:56,560
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you're supposed to say, oh my god,

1157
01:01:56,640 --> 01:02:02,320
Speaker 2: that spoon is the perfect size.

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01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:10,720
Speaker 3: Happy Valentine's sake. Curnie me what happened. She tried to

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01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:13,720
Speaker 3: remove the spoon with her hands, but everything happened so

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01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:16,440
Speaker 3: fast it was either swallowed or choked to death, she said.

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01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:18,680
Speaker 3: So her boyfriend came home from work. She said she

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01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:22,320
Speaker 3: felt to embarrassed to tell him, so she pretended nothing

1163
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 3: was wrong. Quote. I didn't feel bad at all, so

1164
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:27,840
Speaker 3: I didn't say anything about it right away. It wasn't

1165
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:31,120
Speaker 3: until after dinner that I realized it was actually quite serious.

1166
01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:34,480
Speaker 3: There was a seventeen centimeter six point five inch spoon

1167
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:40,040
Speaker 3: in my stomach. Online, everyone everywhere said the same thing.

1168
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:41,960
Speaker 3: Go to the emergency room.

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01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:46,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's spending time in the er.

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01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:53,960
Speaker 1: She's spending time asking dreadit about this. Oh am, I

1171
01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:59,240
Speaker 1: the asshole. I swallowed a spoon.

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01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:04,760
Speaker 3: Also the sound effect of shitting a spoon, Come on,

1173
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:11,600
Speaker 3: I what a relief. I realized was actually quite serious.

1174
01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:15,080
Speaker 3: It was the only then that I realized how dangerous

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01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:20,000
Speaker 3: this could be. Yeah sure uh. Doctors told her the

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01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,240
Speaker 3: spoon was too large for her to pass naturally, so

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01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:24,040
Speaker 3: she had to return to home and wait into a

1178
01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:33,080
Speaker 3: gestrop gas up too drunk strocrapy gastro entrologists. Gastrocrapy just

1179
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:36,200
Speaker 3: could be scheduled. Ramie said, oh, that's tough one. If

1180
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:37,880
Speaker 3: there was like a cop to take walk the line,

1181
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:40,880
Speaker 3: say astrocopy, you're.

1182
01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:42,120
Speaker 5: Going in the slammer pal.

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01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:49,360
Speaker 3: I know my rights in all the other forty nine

1184
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:54,200
Speaker 3: states that it was difficult. I felt the spoon moving

1185
01:03:56,760 --> 01:04:02,840
Speaker 3: sometimes even between my WIBs. She said, rips. It was

1186
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:06,560
Speaker 3: truly terrifying. I felt bloated and nauseous. I couldn't eat

1187
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:10,720
Speaker 3: without feeling strange. I wonder what it was, remy, I

1188
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:14,840
Speaker 3: wonder what made you feel strange about eating? Sleeping was difficult?

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01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:20,560
Speaker 3: Sleeping sleeping was she went two days, y'all. Sleeping was

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01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:26,400
Speaker 3: difficult because every position spooning reminded me of the spoon

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01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:32,760
Speaker 3: in my stomachs. I bet it did, Honeyed incredible, She's incredible.

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01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:37,560
Speaker 3: H The utensil was removed two days later under under

1193
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:39,040
Speaker 3: local anesthetic.

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01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:42,240
Speaker 1: I wasn't allowed to swallow while they pulled it up.

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01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:48,240
Speaker 3: Now the shots online are it got lodge like here,

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01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:50,120
Speaker 3: It's not here or here so much?

1197
01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:55,480
Speaker 2: Oh, it was inter esophagus y her old wind tube,

1198
01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:58,560
Speaker 2: the old windpipe, as my every coach.

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01:04:58,600 --> 01:04:59,600
Speaker 3: I ever had called it.

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01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:01,720
Speaker 1: But what like that kind of does make you like

1201
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:05,360
Speaker 1: respect the stomach, thank you. Where it's like, oh that's

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01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:05,880
Speaker 1: a spoon.

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01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:10,000
Speaker 2: Ah, I can't come in here.

1204
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:12,960
Speaker 1: I don't know how it got here, but it's not

1205
01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:14,560
Speaker 1: doing when to come into the stomach.

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01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:17,680
Speaker 3: I agreed. I couldn't agree more with that.

1207
01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:20,200
Speaker 1: I wasn't allowed to swallow while they pulled it up.

1208
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:22,440
Speaker 3: They had to rotate it in my stomach, which caused

1209
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:28,360
Speaker 3: a small gastric hemorrhage, just smaller small. It wasn't pleasant,

1210
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:31,960
Speaker 3: but I felt pure relief when it came out, she said.

1211
01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:35,560
Speaker 3: I was so glad, glad the spoon was eventually removed.

1212
01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:37,720
Speaker 3: They didn't have to surgically cut it out of my

1213
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:38,400
Speaker 3: open stomach.

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01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:41,280
Speaker 2: The craziest part is the way that they did this

1215
01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:43,280
Speaker 2: was it was a little claw and it was just

1216
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:45,520
Speaker 2: a clown machine controller and.

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01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:50,000
Speaker 1: You're just going like this. Then he's like, oh, god,

1218
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:50,480
Speaker 1: damn it.

1219
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:56,600
Speaker 3: That would be so sweet. I saw a toddler trapped

1220
01:05:56,680 --> 01:06:01,120
Speaker 3: up in there like I don't know, I had a

1221
01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:01,880
Speaker 3: sore throat.

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01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:07,560
Speaker 1: Yeah you would, that's fine, Yeah, sames about right.

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01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:10,840
Speaker 3: I did, however, gain a lifelong reputation as that girl

1224
01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:14,000
Speaker 3: with the spoons. Yeah. The next day I went back

1225
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:16,160
Speaker 3: to work as usual. My colleagues didn't believe until I

1226
01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:18,040
Speaker 3: showed him the X ray. It's a bizarre story, but

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01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:22,680
Speaker 3: one with a happy ending and a legendary anecdote for parties. Sure.

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01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:23,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

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01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:28,480
Speaker 3: Despite the nasty experience, Raymie decided to keep the spoon

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01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:32,000
Speaker 3: as a keepsake. Quote. My boyfriend wants to turn it

1231
01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:35,640
Speaker 3: into a work of art, she said. Okay, he doesn't

1232
01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:40,080
Speaker 3: know exactly what yet, but it'll definitely be a unique piece.

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01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:45,480
Speaker 3: That's the least of such an adventure deserves. Wow.

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01:06:45,680 --> 01:06:49,640
Speaker 5: Wow, the real half glassful.

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01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:56,560
Speaker 1: A glass halfful of spoons adventure. She called it an invention.

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01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:59,440
Speaker 5: This is the least this adventure deserves.

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01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:08,680
Speaker 4: Here's a poet, my goodness, and that's bananas.

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01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:12,640
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, folks to Texas.

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01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:20,360
Speaker 1: Let's say it all together, ready, one, two three.

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01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:23,440
Speaker 3: Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:25,840
Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:29,080
Speaker 3: The catchy banana theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

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01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:32,640
Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:35,120
Speaker 3: And our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgareff and

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01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:36,280
Speaker 3: Georgia hartstar.

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01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:38,680
Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot,

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01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:39,840
Speaker 2: part time employee.

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Speaker 3: You can listen to Bananas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify,

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01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:47,760
Speaker 3: or wherever you get your podcasts, and please feel free

1250
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:49,919
Speaker 3: to rate and review as many times as you can.

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