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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. It's another jewil phone frame

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Speaker 1: day mornings on that's twenties. Hello, Hello, this is Ryan. Yeah, yeah, Ryan,

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Speaker 1: this is Seth mickle Roy. Have your neighbor from down

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Speaker 1: the street. I know we haven't met yet, but I

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Speaker 1: have a bone to pick with you. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. My name is Seth Okay, and I am

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Speaker 1: sorry that I got argumentative right away. I'm angry at

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Speaker 1: the situation, and I'm also kind of angry at you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm mad. I'm mad. No idea what you're talking? What

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Speaker 1: are you talk I'm so confused right now. Your dog

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Speaker 1: killed my cat? What your dog, whatever its name is,

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Speaker 1: came into my house and attacked Sprinkles. The Sprinkles is dead.

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Speaker 1: I don't know whom dude. I'm so confused. I don't

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Speaker 1: know who you are. What are you getting used about

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Speaker 1: your cat? Your dog killed? Boy? Cause I'm confused because

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Speaker 1: you're calling me. You're telling me that my dog has

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Speaker 1: been in my house the entire day. As came over

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Speaker 1: to your house. My dog was six fifteen pounds, maybe

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Speaker 1: choking with and you're telling me that my dog came

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Speaker 1: over and killed your cat. I don't even know who

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Speaker 1: you are. I think that you owe me an apology.

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Speaker 1: You definitely need to pay for the funeral, and cat

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Speaker 1: coffins aren't cheap, buddy, What are you talk What are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? Your delusional Hanks for a funeral? I'm

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Speaker 1: not Hank for anything. I don't know the hell you're

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Speaker 1: talking about. I know. All I'm saying is I went

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Speaker 1: out of town for a week and a half. I

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Speaker 1: come back and Sprinkles is dead in the living room,

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Speaker 1: and there's nobody else I can think of that was

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Speaker 1: responsible except for your little shit too. Oh, let me

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Speaker 1: ask you a question. You're gone for a weekend alfter

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Speaker 1: you will feed your hat when you left. What did

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Speaker 1: you feed your cat when you left? Um, that's a

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Speaker 1: very good point that you just brought up about um

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Speaker 1: feeding the cat. I think, Oh boy, yeah, I for

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Speaker 1: I definitely forgot to feed it. I just really took

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Speaker 1: that out on you, didn't I am. I'm so sorry, Seth.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who the hell you are, how you

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Speaker 1: got my number, and it's God forbid you are my neighbor.

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Speaker 1: I hope that we never meet. You wasted fifteen minutes

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Speaker 1: of my life to because you forgot to feed your

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Speaker 1: freaking cat. This is absolutely ridiculous. That's a relief. I

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Speaker 1: killed my cat and not your dog. I hate to

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Speaker 1: go from crying to laughing and like the matter of seconds,

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Speaker 1: but I mean, oh, what a minute, what a misunderstanding.

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Speaker 1: High Let me get this through your head. Lou was

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Speaker 1: my number, you, psycho. Neighbors, we all have them, right

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Speaker 1: all the Oh gosh, that's fun. It's it's nice to

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Speaker 1: meet you. Maybe we should get together and barbecue sometime.

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Speaker 1: I really hope you don't live on my freaking block. Man, you,

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Speaker 1: I swear to God, lose my number. Don't ever call

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Speaker 1: me again. Don't ever accuse me or my dog or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Don't even if you see me on the street, God forbidden,

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Speaker 1: don't even look at me. I don't even know who

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Speaker 1: you are. I don't want to see you. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to hear you. Just lose my number, you psycho

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Speaker 1: that I should actually let you know that this is

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call. This is actually Jewel from the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show doing a phone breank on you. What are

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Speaker 1: you talking? What are you talking about? It's a joke.

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Speaker 1: Your wife, Christie set you up. She said that you

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Speaker 1: have like a like a weird cat neighbor or something

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Speaker 1: that creeps you out. Oh man, oh geezus, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: if there wasn't a cat dead, I'm telling you one thing,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have an argument with my wife. So somewhere

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Speaker 1: along the line of the Cops Met You called the

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Speaker 1: jew Bill Show on demand