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Speaker 1: Well, you know, Valentine's is on the way right, all right, right,

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Speaker 1: Valentine's coming up.

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Speaker 2: Time that everybody.

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Speaker 1: This is when the ladies are looking for a nice delivery,

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Speaker 1: looking for some roses, looking for nice beautiful gifts, you know.

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Speaker 1: But this right here, this is for a gentleman. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to deliver some edible fruits to the gentleman. Yes,

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Speaker 1: but the wife answers the phone. Yes, yes, yes, edible

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Speaker 1: fruit delivery to the man. But it wasn't said by

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Speaker 1: his wife. But we are calling his wife to let

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Speaker 1: her know we got an edible fruit delivery on the

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Speaker 1: way for your husband.

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Speaker 2: Who that Let's go.

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Speaker 3: Hello, story, How can I help you? He's not in

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Speaker 3: right now? How can I help you?

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I'm sorry man. What's your name? My

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Speaker 2: name is Perkins. I actually have a delivery, uh, edible

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Speaker 2: fruit delivery for Chad, and I'm trying to make sure

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Speaker 2: I got the address and everything correct.

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Speaker 3: Oh, well, who's it from?

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Speaker 2: I think it's from you? Your name is what's.

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Speaker 3: Your name of Kidna? I didn't order any any edible arrangements.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's for Valentine's let me see.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's definitely must be a mistake. You sure

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Speaker 3: I was in Chad ordered some edible arrangements for me.

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Speaker 3: I think that that might make some sense for Chad.

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Speaker 2: Okay, here it is. Who's who sent this? Miss the reader?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no no, that's not

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Speaker 3: me at all. I'm di Verna and that isn't making

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Speaker 3: name why she would send anything, right, I'm Chad, but

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Speaker 3: different persons.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so do you know Ja Clark? Who is there?

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Speaker 3: Oh that's not someone I associate with personally. That's Chad's

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Speaker 3: ex wife and that doesn't make any sense for her

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Speaker 3: to be sending us to anything. So you don't you

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Speaker 3: don't even have to do who I.

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Speaker 2: Don't think he said us. She didn't send it. He

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Speaker 2: said just to change he send it to you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, I'm just gonna let you know we don't

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Speaker 3: need that delivery, so thank you. Anyway, you can go

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Speaker 3: ahead and you can keep that.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, missus say the right name.

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Speaker 3: Don't worry, don't don't don't worry so much about that.

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Speaker 2: If I don't make my deliveries, I don't get paid.

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Speaker 2: I have to deliver these of this edible fruit, man.

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Speaker 3: I have to deliver it doesn't make any sense. So

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Speaker 3: now just discard it myself if you if you need

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Speaker 3: to bring it, but I'm sure.

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Speaker 2: I have to bring it. Let me ask you something.

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Speaker 2: I mean this, lady, h I mean, I'm not trying

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Speaker 2: to pry into anything, but I mean, have you have

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Speaker 2: you bought him anything about that? No?

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Speaker 3: I haven't, but I have plenty of comments.

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Speaker 2: But the egg wiped them about something that don't make

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Speaker 2: sense to me. Why haven't you bought anything?

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Speaker 3: All right? I don't think you need to worry about

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Speaker 3: what I get from my man or what I don't

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Speaker 3: get from my husband. All right, that's none of your concerns.

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Speaker 2: Well is concerned about making sure he gets something.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, who am I speaking to? My name is Pert, okay,

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Speaker 3: and I already told you we don't need no guy delivery.

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Speaker 3: I don't need you ask me questions about it.

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Speaker 2: I told you married.

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Speaker 3: Well, let me tell you I'm not gonna fight to

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Speaker 3: fight with you on the phone when I'm gonna be

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Speaker 3: two fools here arguing. I'm all that we don't need anything.

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Speaker 3: What you don't need to be questioning me about what

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Speaker 3: I do what don't do my husband? That's absolutely none

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Speaker 3: of your business.

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Speaker 2: I need to know is gonna be there, so mister Chad,

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Speaker 2: might we don't worry so.

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Speaker 3: Much about Chad. This is our family business, family business.

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Speaker 3: I'm his wife. Do you understand what that means? I'm

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Speaker 3: his wife.

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Speaker 2: I understand that. But evidently his ex wife wanted him

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Speaker 2: to have his fruit. If you are sad, and I'm

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Speaker 2: not gonna say, I'm not gonna become delivering letting you

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Speaker 2: and you're gonna throw it away. This is Chad's fruit basket.

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Speaker 3: And this is Angels did send you specifically. I just

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Speaker 3: want to understand what the hell is going on because

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Speaker 3: you seem really invested in in my husband's ex wife.

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Speaker 3: I don't even understand why, but it's gonna pick me off.

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Speaker 2: So I want some answers, and you use the right word.

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Speaker 2: You're not invested in Chad. Why haven't you thought anything

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Speaker 2: for Ted? Is why?

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Speaker 3: Perkins. I'm gonna need to speak to your gut the manager,

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Speaker 3: because I'm getting real upset right now and you don't

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Speaker 3: want no problems with me, So why don't you hand

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Speaker 3: over your manager of the phone and we're gonna settle

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Speaker 3: this me and your manager, And I don't want to

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Speaker 3: ever see you because I don't even know what I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna do. I've been so disrespected on this guy phone

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Speaker 3: call right now? Will my whole dick. Why don't you

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Speaker 3: pass your manager.

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Speaker 2: Of the phone. I'm not friend to put you on

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Speaker 2: the phone. My manager, I lose on.

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Speaker 3: The phone with your manager. You don't have for me.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna call back. I'm gonna make sure you get fired.

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Speaker 3: But disrespect me.

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Speaker 2: You taking your anger out on the ex wife and

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Speaker 2: you taking it out on me, the anger that you

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Speaker 2: have for her, you're taking it out on me. That's

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Speaker 2: what you're doing.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm taking out the disk respect that you keep

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Speaker 3: laying on top of me, like like you don't know

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Speaker 3: how to talk to somebody. I don't see how you

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Speaker 3: have this job, calling me, disrespecting me like this.

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Speaker 2: All I'm saying is the lady want Chad to have

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Speaker 2: this proof bad.

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Speaker 3: That's in business, none of your business. So, like I said,

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Speaker 3: give your manager the phone because I'm see to it

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Speaker 3: that you're fired.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, all right, can you hold on for me?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can hold on. Go ahead.

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Speaker 2: Hey, you tell me this is the man's wife. She

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Speaker 2: don't want me to deliver the stuff because the ex

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Speaker 2: wife is who sent it to him.

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Speaker 3: If she don't want too serious.

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Speaker 2: So now she got attitude that she's cutting at me,

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Speaker 2: and I've been talking grade to her and I have

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Speaker 2: I can't the bouquet stuff, it's fit fam the proof bask.

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Speaker 3: I need you to just give your manager the phone.

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Speaker 3: If that's enough explaining, I'm gonna tell him what Hello,

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Speaker 3: I just over Hello, Liz, Hi, my name is Divina,

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Speaker 3: and I need to talk to you about your your

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Speaker 3: customer service delivery person, whatever he is. I have been

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Speaker 3: so disrespected on the phone. I've never been met with

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Speaker 3: such hostility on the phone before. At this point, I

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Speaker 3: just I just want to put this behind me. I

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Speaker 3: just want you to take care, make sure you speak

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Speaker 3: to him, penalized him. If he doesn't understand, he just SI,

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Speaker 3: but he just.

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Speaker 2: I will, I will, I will. I will definitely reprimand

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Speaker 2: him for that.

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Speaker 3: I don't want him make you no delivery, not to

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Speaker 3: my not to my place of this. I'm here on

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Speaker 3: Friday all day. I don't need any delivery.

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Speaker 2: You don't want him to make the delivery. But can

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Speaker 2: I ask your delivery? I'm sorry, go ahead, okay, I

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Speaker 2: can't take it. I can't take it. Listen, this is

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Speaker 2: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,

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Speaker 2: your husband Chad got me the prank phone called you.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: What this is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Your husband Chad got me the prank phone call?

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Speaker 3: Oh my, this I.

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Speaker 2: Mean your husband Terry, I got your girl.

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Speaker 3: Wow, I'm so stressed. I'm gonna kill my husband.

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Speaker 2: Let me ask what's the baddest and I mean the

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Speaker 2: baddest radio show in the land.

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Speaker 3: The Steve Harvey Morning For sure, come.

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Speaker 1: On and give a prank or something. Yes, side, yes, side.

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Speaker 1: Valentine's is on the way, baby, that's how you do it,

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Speaker 1: way too much. Give me some suggestions on a good

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Speaker 1: Valentine prank. Good Valentine. And I'm asking you all this.

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Speaker 1: Me me, let me tell you why I'm asking you

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Speaker 1: all this. So I've learned how to do pranks live

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Speaker 1: when I'm at the comedy club. All right, I just started.

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Speaker 1: So I've got the technology where I can do pranks live. Right,

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna be I'm gonna be a nyakky. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be a nayak at Levity live comedy club.

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Speaker 2: So give me some.

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Speaker 1: Suggestions if I if I prank from the stage, give

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Speaker 1: me something. And it's Valentine's week end, So give me

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Speaker 1: some pranks that I can use Valentine's Day Valentine like

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Speaker 1: something like you know, like uh, you know, it's like a.

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Speaker 4: Couple that be in a hotel room and like there's

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Speaker 4: another lady in the room already, and if she's waiting on.

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Speaker 3: Y'all Valentine's Day threesome, okay.

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Speaker 4: Boy, yeah, you know like that, that's gonna start a

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Speaker 4: problem right there. Well, she she's not coming out. She's

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Speaker 4: not coming out.

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Speaker 2: She's staying.

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Speaker 4: So when y'all check in, she blenda gonna be in

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Speaker 4: there when y'all check in. Just tell me.

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Speaker 1: That's where comedian's minds go. You gotta have that stupid unload.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and the white she ain't coming out the road.

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Speaker 4: She ain't coming out.

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Speaker 2: He knew would like it. Literally.

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Speaker 1: How about what's size draws your wife?

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Speaker 4: Well, oh that's there.

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Speaker 3: Is no line apparently that

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Speaker 2: All right, you're listening Harvey Morning Show