Speaker 1: Life camera Ash. Welcome to this episode of Emergency in Orcom.
Speaker 1: Today we talk about, however, since moving into this home,
Speaker 1: there has been an intrusive fear for our lives.
Speaker 2: It's cursed. This house is cursed. It's evil. There's a
Speaker 2: lot of dark energy in here and it needs to
Speaker 2: be addressed. And I know a lot of y'all are
Speaker 2: hearing this and are extremely excited to hear this, because
Speaker 2: probably for the past two years we've been saying, wait
Speaker 2: for the podcast, we'll tell the stories on the podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and now's the fucking time.
Speaker 3: I actually do think we've slipped up and have said
Speaker 3: it public like all of these stories at least once publicly,
Speaker 3: but now they're like congealed into one thing, so you
Speaker 3: don't have to go running.
Speaker 2: Around and there's new there's new shit, there's new developments
Speaker 2: to the story, there's new development to there's new umanzor
Speaker 2: Philip Chateau.
Speaker 3: Except the new development is just kind of embarrassing on my.
Speaker 1: Part, but we'll get into that later.
Speaker 2: We have to start from the beginning, the very very
Speaker 2: very beginning, which is the home invasion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so we moved into this apartment in May
Speaker 1: twenty nineteen, mm and I soon after, like I think
Speaker 1: two weeks after moving in, I took a.
Speaker 3: Trip to Miami.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was it was very quick. It was very
Speaker 2: we were very fresh to this house, like we uh,
Speaker 2: we're still like learning our neighborhood and shit, we we
Speaker 2: didn't really know where we were like.
Speaker 1: At yeah, placement wise on the map.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're just chilling. One night, like and he's gone.
Speaker 2: It's me and Josh in the house. Josh had already
Speaker 2: been gone for a couple of days back at his
Speaker 2: house or his parents' house, just like hanging out with
Speaker 2: his parents. And he came back and I was like, oh, finally,
Speaker 2: like not an alone night because I don't really like
Speaker 2: being alone. But I wasn't really scared before this. I
Speaker 2: was kind of just like whatever, like I don't like
Speaker 2: being alone, but I can handle this. But then everything changed.
Speaker 2: Everything changed. So one night in he's out of the house,
Speaker 2: Josh goes to bed like really really early for some reason,
Speaker 2: he never ever ever goes to bed early. And it
Speaker 2: was just like it was exactly I think he like
Speaker 2: called a hit on me. But basically we were just
Speaker 2: like Josh was asleep in his room or like getting
Speaker 2: ready to fall asleep, and I was just chilling in
Speaker 2: my room, my door wide open, and I was I
Speaker 2: can't remember if I was playing the Minecraft album or
Speaker 2: if I was playing Minecraft.
Speaker 3: I might have actually been playing Minecraft.
Speaker 2: I think I was playing on that era. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think I was playing Minecraft. And like the sound of
Speaker 2: Minecraft was blasting through the house like it was it
Speaker 2: was loud as shit and have to be like I
Speaker 2: had to make that clear, like it wasn't my computer
Speaker 2: was on full blast, like it wasn't quiet, and like
Speaker 2: I'm just playing Minecraft whatever. And then I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm getting like really really tired, like I need to
Speaker 2: go to bed soon, so like just like winding down
Speaker 2: my night and then I hear a Zuol like screaming,
Speaker 2: like literally yelling at the top of his lungs, which
Speaker 2: like isn't abnormal. Yeah, because she.
Speaker 1: Has bad separation anxieties. So when I do leave it
Speaker 1: and we had just moved to this house, so she
Speaker 1: was on a really bad one and even when I
Speaker 1: was here, she would like scream aim to be let.
Speaker 3: Out of the room and like wander and like learn
Speaker 3: the house.
Speaker 2: Was this pre escape or post escape. I think he
Speaker 2: had already gotten out.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, he had already gotten out, so but yeah,
Speaker 1: he was still just like in an anxious like he
Speaker 1: was like, fair, I don't know where the fuck I am.
Speaker 2: He was like, I went out and I haven't.
Speaker 1: Seen my owner in like a week. I'm like losing
Speaker 1: my mind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, anyways, there's always screeching he So I
Speaker 2: was like, Okay, I'm gonna go lock him on that
Speaker 2: side of the house because we have like doors separating
Speaker 2: the house. So I like walk over there and I
Speaker 2: passed by this the door to like the parking garage
Speaker 2: and like, and ya always leaves that light on, and
Speaker 2: like when I was passing by it to go to
Speaker 2: bed or to go play Minecraft before, I had turned
Speaker 2: it off, and I was like like at it. Not
Speaker 2: out of spite, but I was just like, I want
Speaker 2: this light off. I don't like it on.
Speaker 3: Also, for more concept, turn it off. I leave.
Speaker 1: I leave front lights and back lights on because the
Speaker 1: old in saying, if you don't want your house to
Speaker 1: be fucking broken into, you leave lights on, so any
Speaker 1: intruders think there's someone in.
Speaker 2: The house already exactly. And I didn't realize that before.
Speaker 2: And now now that light is literally on twenty four seven.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's been turned off since, but passing by,
Speaker 2: I noticed that the light was on and I was like, God,
Speaker 2: damn it, Josh, like why the fuck did you turn
Speaker 2: that light on? Like this is very very annoying, like whatever,
Speaker 2: So I like, flick the light off, don't notice anything different,
Speaker 2: But I in my head, I was like, huh, I
Speaker 2: thought I turned that light off, but it was on.
Speaker 2: But I turned it off again. Walk over to the
Speaker 2: side of the house and then I noticed the door
Speaker 2: separating like Enya's bedroom side of the house, the stairs
Speaker 2: to the front door. Everything is like shut already, and
Speaker 2: I was like, that's weird because it was open. It
Speaker 2: was like already open because like we I hadn't turned
Speaker 2: the house off yet, like I haven't gone to bed yet,
Speaker 2: So I thought that was weird. And then I opened
Speaker 2: this door and I'm greeted with like the raunchiest, most
Speaker 2: disgusting stinch I've ever smelled in my entire.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I love my dirty underwear before I went to Miami.
Speaker 2: Girl, I know what your underwear smells like. And I
Speaker 2: because I'd be sniffing a ship out of that, and
Speaker 2: it did not smell like your underwear.
Speaker 1: What you just keep teing just get.
Speaker 2: Wearing well, I mean you just leave it out and
Speaker 2: I just smell.
Speaker 1: It, okay, no, okay, just whatever. Whatever.
Speaker 2: So I'm like greeted with this like raunchy smell, like
Speaker 2: like I wish I could describe it other than like
Speaker 2: just like fucking pure disgust and stinch like gross, nasty, nasty, nasty,
Speaker 2: nasty smell. And I'm like, God damn it, Azul, Like
Speaker 2: why'd you ship like Azul ship? And now I'm gonna
Speaker 2: have to go clean up that ship because it's gonna
Speaker 2: fucking stain in your bed.
Speaker 1: And someone's probably like, oh, Zule's poop couldn't smell that bad,
Speaker 1: as ules poop smells really bad, it makes sense that
Speaker 1: truth thought it was.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, a Zul drops turds, and I had no
Speaker 2: other res no other idea like of what it could be.
Speaker 2: And so then I like, then I get this like
Speaker 2: uneasy feeling because I hear like a Zul knocks something
Speaker 2: off in the room or something falls in his room,
Speaker 2: and I'm like I'm like and I out loud, I'm like,
Speaker 2: God damn it, Azul, like stop throwing shit on the floor.
Speaker 2: And I'm like very sussed out now, and I'm like
Speaker 2: like I'm kind of uneasy. And then like I take
Speaker 2: a step towards in his door and I see this
Speaker 2: fucking six foot four man just like dart into the doorway,
Speaker 2: and I'm like who is this? Who is this? And
Speaker 2: I and I'm like like literally shocked, like frozen in fear,
Speaker 2: like deer in headlights, like pure fight or flight, and
Speaker 2: my body was just frozen, like I couldn't move. I
Speaker 2: was so petrified. And then like we're just looking at
Speaker 2: each other, which what like it felt like, yeah, it felt.
Speaker 3: Like forever, but it was probably like a split set.
Speaker 2: It literally felt like thirty years, but it was probably
Speaker 2: like max three seconds. And he breaks the silence and
Speaker 2: he's like, what are you doing here? And like in
Speaker 2: my mind, I'm like, what the fuck are you doing here?
Speaker 2: Like you're in my house? And so but I don't
Speaker 2: remember if I say anything. It's like literally two years
Speaker 2: old now. And so what happens is like I like
Speaker 2: dart through our living room because like the way our
Speaker 2: house is oriented, Like I dart into our living room
Speaker 2: and like my first thought was like I'm gonna grab
Speaker 2: the knife that I was cutting apples with earlier. It's
Speaker 2: sitting in the sink. I didn't do the dishes, and
Speaker 2: I'm gonna cut this motherfucker up into little pieces. And
Speaker 2: I like, I'm gonna stand my ground and I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be the man of the house and not yeah right,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm gonna be the man of the house.
Speaker 2: You're like, and cut this bitch up. I dart into
Speaker 2: the kitchen. I the knife, I pick it up to
Speaker 2: stab him. This dude's already chasing after me. And then
Speaker 2: I'm like in my head, like split decision. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm the biggest fucking pussy in the world, Like, throw
Speaker 2: the knife back into the scene. This guy's coming after me.
Speaker 2: I'm like okay, Like I'm fully not fighting at this point.
Speaker 2: I'm flying away from the scene, like I'm getting as
Speaker 2: far away from him as possible, right, And I'm like bruh,
Speaker 2: Like Josh is still in the house, Like I can't
Speaker 2: just leave Josh in the fucking house with this dude,
Speaker 2: Like what type of person would I be? And then
Speaker 2: also in my mind, I was like like after I
Speaker 2: thought about this, I was like, oh, like like I know,
Speaker 2: I like are like I know I care about y'all.
Speaker 2: But I was like, literally like this is like family
Speaker 2: to me, like that if I think about that all
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 1: Because I'm like the shape of the house is so
Speaker 1: small that one I was just thinking this, if that
Speaker 1: man actually wanted to hurt you, like he would have
Speaker 1: done it. But obviously he was fucking freaked out too,
Speaker 1: and he was like, dude, I straight up out there
Speaker 1: was no one here, yeah, and he was probably just
Speaker 1: like on this side of the house freaking out being
Speaker 1: like yeah, it's also like it's so sweet that you
Speaker 1: were like could have just ran out and been like
Speaker 1: I hope Josh wakes up, like it's okay, but you
Speaker 1: were just like standing in the doorway being.
Speaker 2: Like yeh yeah. I was like standing in the doorway
Speaker 2: like screaming for Josh. I was like, Josh, wake the
Speaker 2: fuck up. Someone's in the house, like please wake up,
Speaker 2: Please please hurry, Harry hurry. And Josh was like, Drew,
Speaker 2: this isn't a funny joke, Like why are you joking?
Speaker 2: Like I was dead asleep and I'm like Josh, now
Speaker 2: I'm not fucking joking, Like wake up, get over here.
Speaker 2: We're leaving, and Josh like eventually realized like I wasn't trolling, because.
Speaker 1: Like it's also so funny when you tell this story,
Speaker 1: I like always have to remind myself, like this probably
Speaker 1: whole event took place under like five minutes.
Speaker 2: No, it literally took place in less than two minutes.
Speaker 2: Like it was it was like a two minute ordeal
Speaker 2: like for me, but it literally felt so long. And
Speaker 2: then like me and Josh, Josh eventually comes to the
Speaker 2: back door. I'm already fumbling with the door because for
Speaker 2: some reason, it's locked already, and like it just it
Speaker 2: just it the door was locked. Whatever we unlocked it
Speaker 2: like literally out of a fucking horror movie, like fumbling
Speaker 2: with the lock, like trying to get it.
Speaker 1: Open, and you'll already have a hard time at the
Speaker 1: back yard. You're like I already know what it looked like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just like so absurd. We like dart
Speaker 2: down the stairs into the backyard and we can either
Speaker 2: go left into the parking garage surrounded by six foot
Speaker 2: spike fences, or we can take a right and.
Speaker 3: Go still have to jump a fence, jump.
Speaker 2: Like a four foot fence, but like it's not as
Speaker 2: dangerous jumping a six foot fence. But for some reason,
Speaker 2: we decide to go into our parking garage and jump
Speaker 2: the spike fucking fences and we do that, Josh like
Speaker 2: his ankle gets stuck in between the spikes. It like
Speaker 2: cuts up his ankle. He literally face plants into the
Speaker 2: ground like like hits his cheek really hard. He had
Speaker 2: like a bruised cheek for like weeks after this. I
Speaker 2: jump and I fall and like scrape up my leg
Speaker 2: and like it was just really pathetic. And then we're
Speaker 2: both barefoot and we sprint to this gas station about
Speaker 2: like a quarter mile up the street and nine to
Speaker 2: one one. And that's kind of the story of like
Speaker 2: the home invasion, and this motherfucker jumped in the exact
Speaker 2: same spot we jumped in to get away, and like
Speaker 2: out of like a cartoon, like all of his clothes
Speaker 2: got ripped off, like he like like all of his
Speaker 2: clothes were on his pants, his shirt, his jacket, his boxers,
Speaker 2: literally everything that could have gotten ripped off his body
Speaker 2: except for his shoes and his socks got ripped off.
Speaker 2: So he was like running through our neighborhood away from
Speaker 2: the cops like butt ass naked, which is fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1: You know what's also crazy. I wonder if he made
Speaker 1: that decision on purpose and took off his clothes and
Speaker 1: left them behind because he didn't want to be recognized
Speaker 1: for being in the house based on what he was wearing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, interesting, that's probably possible. And then the cops got here,
Speaker 2: they like searched the house. Front door was locked, back
Speaker 2: door was locked. He like was in the house for
Speaker 2: at least fifteen minutes like while I was in here,
Speaker 2: which is like crazy, and I just didn't notice.
Speaker 1: And then, as I said, I was sick also right
Speaker 1: before I left, so I had those like naked which also,
Speaker 1: now that I think about it, I'm like, Okay, you
Speaker 1: really do grow a lot as a person an adult
Speaker 1: from the age of nineteen to twenty one. I'm twenty
Speaker 1: two now, so it's like whatever. But at this time
Speaker 1: I had just turned twenty, So from twenty to twenty two,
Speaker 1: at the age of twenty, I thought something good to
Speaker 1: put in my body when I was sick was a
Speaker 1: fucking naked juice, Like that is not good. That is
Speaker 1: so much sugar, like all bad for you. But that
Speaker 1: was like something I had like.
Speaker 2: Gotten while I was sick, Like this is going to
Speaker 2: cure me this dream. I need some green this green
Speaker 2: sugar water is going to cure me.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Gross, Yeah, he chucked that girthiash dream. He went into
Speaker 2: the fucking shower in our boiler room, in our laundry
Speaker 2: room and dry shaved his pukes with my razor and
Speaker 2: just like I don't, I don't, I don't understand, like
Speaker 2: how you can do that, Like that is like the
Speaker 2: most icky feeling in the.
Speaker 3: World, to dry shaving or using someone else's.
Speaker 2: Razor, dry shaving long ass pubes, like long, long pubes,
Speaker 2: like with a not even like a yeah, no, no no,
Speaker 2: It was like yeah, and he.
Speaker 1: Just razor And also that's like a bad place to
Speaker 1: like do that. I just met like hair.
Speaker 2: And like yeah. And then he went to our living room,
Speaker 2: like collected some gadgets, he got some keys, he scored
Speaker 2: a car, he scored some can Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he like put all of our keys under my
Speaker 1: pillow in my room. Oh yeah. Also he slept in
Speaker 1: my fucking bed. He laid in my bed.
Speaker 2: And there were pubes all over all.
Speaker 3: Over everything, And I still don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, he definitely went through my like shit, but I
Speaker 1: had like my room kind of messy because I we
Speaker 1: just moved in and then I had packed, but he
Speaker 1: went into my closet and like there were underwear everywhere,
Speaker 1: So I.
Speaker 2: Think he was going through your underwear for sure, because
Speaker 2: there was like underwear like on your like uh fireplace,
Speaker 2: like there was like it was strung everywhere.
Speaker 3: And then he like he was like a little having
Speaker 3: a little party.
Speaker 2: He was like me, like smelling your underwear?
Speaker 3: What the fuck are you talking about? Do you smell? Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm not getting into this.
Speaker 2: It's not weird, it's natural.
Speaker 1: Anyways, And then when Drew called me, I was in
Speaker 1: Miami and my first thought was does he have my keys?
Speaker 3: He's gonna steal my car?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, is Azul still in the house?
Speaker 3: Did he steal my keys?
Speaker 2: And then you'd like and it was like when we
Speaker 2: called India and told her, she was like where's this?
Speaker 2: Like is this ol okay? And she didn't even like
Speaker 2: give a single ship okay, Because in my head I.
Speaker 1: Was like, obviously they're okay because they called me and
Speaker 1: I'm hearing both of their voices.
Speaker 2: I was a little offended by that, I know when I.
Speaker 1: Look back at it, But like, also, you were talking
Speaker 1: to someone who like I've like had so many like
Speaker 1: literally like the year before I left the house, we
Speaker 1: were all sitting in my house and a guy just
Speaker 1: like came through the front door and was stealing bikes
Speaker 1: and then he thought the door was open, and my
Speaker 1: dad walked out and there was just this guy outside
Speaker 1: of our house like stealing ship off of our lawn
Speaker 1: and like about to walk into the house. So like
Speaker 1: again not to like I'm not in.
Speaker 2: My head like this, you're making my trauma come in
Speaker 2: my head.
Speaker 1: This was like normal things that happened in life. So
Speaker 1: I was like, never won, but I did. I did
Speaker 1: end up apologizing and I was like sorry that I
Speaker 1: was like concerned about like all my things.
Speaker 2: I remember just like like calling you like on a high,
Speaker 2: like like I was just like fucking attacked like all
Speaker 2: this ship and you're like is this all okay? Like
Speaker 2: where's this okay?
Speaker 1: Also, like I just got back, so I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: fucking cat's gone again.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna like I don't blame you like for freaking
Speaker 2: out because like he could have just.
Speaker 3: Like like yes, I will defend my behavior to like
Speaker 3: any lengths. And that's all we're learning today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, I did not have the best response.
Speaker 1: I had also just woken up and at the ripe
Speaker 1: time of one pm and Miami, and I was like,
Speaker 1: so my car is getting stolen and my cat's gone again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, they ended up the keys under my pillow
Speaker 1: because then I begged them to to throw my shoots
Speaker 1: away because I literally could. I already have issues with
Speaker 1: my bed being dirty, So the fact that he would
Speaker 1: do that to me, thank god I wasn't home. Drew
Speaker 1: says that all the time, and I like always think
Speaker 1: about that, Like if I was home, I don't want
Speaker 1: to think about what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no he was on a good one.
Speaker 3: I would be in prison for murder.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Waida, No, I've gone to prison. But after that,
Speaker 2: like I was like, I want to get a gun,
Speaker 2: Like I want a gun, And then like I'm the
Speaker 2: motherfucker who like gets a gun and it gets used
Speaker 2: on you they shoot me up.
Speaker 1: Like everyone everybody talks about like getting a gun for
Speaker 1: their house and self defense, and I just don't believe
Speaker 1: in that because I'm like, yeah, because Mitch, you had
Speaker 1: a knife, Like, no, you if you weren't going to
Speaker 1: use a knife, you weren't going to use a gun
Speaker 1: even though, like I get it, knife is like clos okay,
Speaker 1: But I told you this the fucking other day. I
Speaker 1: was like, you're the type of motherfucker that if you
Speaker 1: had a gun in the house, he would have came
Speaker 1: in the house, saw the gun, been like, damn, this
Speaker 1: gun is going to kill anybody. It's like a weak gun.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to the pawn shop get a better
Speaker 1: gun and come back.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And I mean there was enough time in between
Speaker 2: him being in his house he literally could have found
Speaker 2: my gun.
Speaker 1: He literally gonna uber eat something to our house and
Speaker 1: then got going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but so suspect. Actually a weird development to the
Speaker 2: story that happened at Christmas was they like found the dude,
Speaker 2: like based off a finger cress. Yeah. They called me,
Speaker 2: I'm like the twenty third and was like, Yo, we
Speaker 2: found the dude, Like do you want to come in
Speaker 2: and like tell us if it's him or not. And
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I'll do that, and then they
Speaker 2: I was like, just call me back when I'm in
Speaker 2: LA and they never did, and they kind of just
Speaker 2: the case.
Speaker 1: It's also like whatever it was, Jeff, it was deaf,
Speaker 1: just like a homeless dude who didn't mean any harm
Speaker 1: and just thought he was like I really yeah, he
Speaker 1: was like I just found an empty house. Like, yes, I'm.
Speaker 2: Sleeping, I'm like living here and I'm squatting myself.
Speaker 3: This is I'm marking my territory.
Speaker 2: No, if I was in his position, I would have
Speaker 2: done the same thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fuck?
Speaker 3: So that happened, and.
Speaker 2: Then continuing the cursed house saga.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I come back from my Miami trip and
Speaker 1: I don't where do you go?
Speaker 3: I think you went back to Texas.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I probably was like I need to get out
Speaker 2: of this house.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: True, ended up going back to Texas when I came back,
Speaker 1: and by this time, it was like, oh, I guess
Speaker 1: it was a month later because or whatever. Basically, it
Speaker 1: was the day after Fourth of July. No, literally, where were.
Speaker 2: You if it was fourth of July. I was in Texas.
Speaker 1: We didn't spend Fourth of July here, though, I feel
Speaker 1: like we did it with Josh's.
Speaker 3: Family that year.
Speaker 2: I was I've never had a fourth year. I've always
Speaker 2: gone back.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Oh, I went to Josh's house for the
Speaker 1: Fourth of July and I came back to the house.
Speaker 1: It was like a day later and I was just
Speaker 1: here solo, vibing. I was sitting around all day and
Speaker 1: then I just was like, okay, I need to like
Speaker 1: shower and do something because I've been on my fucking
Speaker 1: iPhone all day. So I got up to go.
Speaker 2: Racking up them screen time hours.
Speaker 1: Literally. So I got up and I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna wash the dishes and like take a shower. So
Speaker 1: I wanted to go run the shower and the water
Speaker 1: didn't turn on, and I was like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: because we don't cover the water.
Speaker 2: Yeah, our landlord covers.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, we do power whatever, yeah, they do water.
Speaker 3: So I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: And then I came to the kitchen and the water
Speaker 1: wasn't working in there either, and I was like, huh, okay, again,
Speaker 1: this is at the ripe age of twenty as now,
Speaker 1: a twenty two year old, I would have been like
Speaker 1: I'm calling my fucking landlord and I'm gonna be like,
Speaker 1: what's f fucking water, But as a twenty year.
Speaker 3: Old, I was like, it'll fix itself.
Speaker 1: I'm sure, yeah, And I was like maybe they're working
Speaker 1: on the pipes, Like well, I don't know what the
Speaker 1: fuck that would mean. But whatever.
Speaker 3: So I go to my room.
Speaker 2: I'm working on your pipes.
Speaker 3: Now, what if I saw the fuck out each bitch?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Now everyone listening, it's like, oh my god, did she slapping?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: So I go to my room and it was like summertimes.
Speaker 3: So my windows were open and.
Speaker 2: Beautiful summer breeze that the summer breeze in set.
Speaker 1: To no literally like our house is an oven. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, please, if I could just get one fucking
Speaker 1: gust of air in my room, I will like convert
Speaker 1: to pure religions.
Speaker 2: They know our house is an oven based off of
Speaker 2: how my fucking face looks right now, I am sweat.
Speaker 3: Looks like you're sweating at all.
Speaker 1: Look beautiful.
Speaker 2: Stop, really you look too?
Speaker 3: I know I look pretty shut up.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm in my room. I'm on iPhone again,
Speaker 1: back to iPhone. That's maybe the universe of that day
Speaker 1: was like, just stay on iPhone.
Speaker 3: So I went back to my room.
Speaker 1: I'm on iPhone again, and I am nosey as fuck,
Speaker 1: and I hear my neighbors on the phone. So I
Speaker 1: turn off iPhone and I started listening, and the neighbor
Speaker 1: under us was like yeah, I smelled this burning smell
Speaker 1: and like the.
Speaker 3: Water isn't working.
Speaker 1: I don't know last time this happened, like I did
Speaker 1: say anything, and I feel like I should have I regretted,
Speaker 1: which yeah, She's like, I regretted it. And I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: First of all, what the fuck happened in your past
Speaker 1: life two times? And the second time is happening to you?
Speaker 1: But then I was like, oh, okay, And right after
Speaker 1: she's off the phone, I get a call from my landlord.
Speaker 3: She's like, is the water working in your house?
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, no, I assume like y'all
Speaker 1: were working on something.
Speaker 2: And she was like no, I'm just laughing because like
Speaker 2: our water being off is like a normal occurrence test
Speaker 2: because we just don't pay a bills, Like it's just
Speaker 2: like it's just like funny because like we don't pay
Speaker 2: our bills we have.
Speaker 1: Well no, not the water being off, but like the
Speaker 1: heat going.
Speaker 2: Just like all of our shit being off all the
Speaker 2: time is just normal test because like we.
Speaker 1: Don't have any bills on auto pay. I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't believe in auto pay. You shouldn't be taking money
Speaker 1: out of my accountant.
Speaker 2: I should be getting you money. Don't take money.
Speaker 1: From me exactly. Let's wait till everything turns off and then.
Speaker 3: I'll think about giving it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I'll beg for you to turn over there.
Speaker 2: We literally have a three bills that we haven't paid
Speaker 2: in eighteen months.
Speaker 1: Don't fucking expose. It's like an oh my god, that's
Speaker 1: why my credit is bad because that's under my name?
Speaker 2: Is is your credit battery?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: And I've been paying everything. And I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm paying all my bills.
Speaker 3: Why is my credit so bad?
Speaker 2: What is it that I.
Speaker 3: Don't want to say it publicly?
Speaker 1: That's embarrassing. Sign it and we're literally on video.
Speaker 2: Wait sign it, beck here, sabeck here, Oh my god, we.
Speaker 1: Need that's why.
Speaker 3: Did I was like, what if we just paid it?
Speaker 2: No, we need to pay it now. I didn't know
Speaker 2: it was that bad.
Speaker 1: Oh we are suffering in silence.
Speaker 2: You literally need Yeah, we need to pay right about.
Speaker 1: I was like, why is it so bad? And that
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, maybe it's a medical bill, and
Speaker 1: I went this isn't sponsored.
Speaker 3: I went through credit karma and I was like, let's
Speaker 3: see what it is.
Speaker 1: And those medical bills I think got like either absolved
Speaker 1: or like they're they just don't show up because they're
Speaker 1: from like private like health collection.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I was like it's not that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we need to pay that literally today because that's
Speaker 2: like not fair, that's not chill, that's not chill at
Speaker 2: Oh but we and then we also have another bill
Speaker 2: for five hundred dollars and today I got so excited.
Speaker 2: I was like fuck yeah, like they absolved, like they
Speaker 2: just washed the bill. They like took the three thousand
Speaker 2: dollars away. They were like, you know what, We'll give
Speaker 2: them a break, like it was COVID like, and I
Speaker 2: thought I finessed the fucking system. I was like, they're
Speaker 2: not gonna come for their money, like they're just making us.
Speaker 1: This is a different bill that was also five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: But this is a different bill that was just as expensive.
Speaker 2: And now we owe like four thousand dollars to LA government.
Speaker 1: People are gonna think like we're really fucking stupid, and
Speaker 1: we are.
Speaker 3: But like the way it started was me and Drew.
Speaker 1: Were like sitting in the kitchen like this time last
Speaker 1: year with a friend of ours, and we opened the
Speaker 1: bill in front of him, and literally our reactions were
Speaker 1: like at the time, the bill was like sixteen hundred
Speaker 1: and we had been paying the bill, but I think
Speaker 1: from Josh's AC unit and us running the AC for
Speaker 1: the first summer ever, the bill just sky article.
Speaker 2: It was like one thousand dollars in one month in
Speaker 2: energy or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like insane and we were like we
Speaker 1: opened it and we literally.
Speaker 2: Go like it was like an actual like jump scare,
Speaker 2: like I needed a trigger warning, Like I should have
Speaker 2: fucking sued the government for not putting a goddamn trigger
Speaker 2: warning on that bill because it was so fucking high.
Speaker 1: But that bill triggered by firefly. And then again, we
Speaker 1: love the reaction of people and he was just like
Speaker 1: our homie was like, oh my god, what and like
Speaker 1: we showed him and he also was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I've never seen that in my life.
Speaker 2: And we were like, wait, wait, we need to get
Speaker 2: it higher, we need to get high, and like something
Speaker 2: we do like I'm very unhealthy and very stupid and
Speaker 2: very bad. Obviously now we know for our credit or
Speaker 2: in your credit is uh, we just like rack the
Speaker 2: bill up and we see how long we can go
Speaker 2: without paying it. Like it's just like fun, like it's
Speaker 2: a little game.
Speaker 1: It's like, Okay, that's not on me right now, but
Speaker 1: did you break your nail?
Speaker 2: Fucking broke my nail? That screen was so loud I
Speaker 2: don't even remember. It is so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Because they're like getting shorter as you move up. Okay,
Speaker 1: but yeah, we just love the reaction we got out
Speaker 1: of our friends, and we were like, we should keep
Speaker 1: doing this.
Speaker 2: And I did it today. I was like, you want
Speaker 2: to see something crazy. He's got a.
Speaker 1: Good ass reaction out of Mason. Mason was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, and that's like the best part of it.
Speaker 1: But we should do that. I just don't believe in bills,
Speaker 1: and I don't believe in medical bills. I should have
Speaker 1: to be paying for anything medically happening to me, and
Speaker 1: I'll carry that comrade a medical debt. That's a debt
Speaker 1: I'll carry till the day I'm.
Speaker 3: Like clean my teeth.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, i'll pay you later. Link, I'll pay you. No,
Speaker 1: I got you.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like, do the surgery. Do the surgery
Speaker 2: on me. What you're gonna you're gonna make.
Speaker 3: You're gonna take it back, You're gonna undo the surgery.
Speaker 2: Yeah, try to undo the surgery.
Speaker 1: While we're exposing our while something our medical wills. I
Speaker 1: want to talk about my guy of colleges. This one
Speaker 1: I actually have to pay because I have to go
Speaker 1: back to the kind of cologists.
Speaker 2: But I can just do it for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just spread me open, girl, We could.
Speaker 3: Use some tongs.
Speaker 2: No, that's all you have to do is just like
Speaker 2: make me uncomfortable back, like we play the Suss game,
Speaker 2: but like the straight Suss game.
Speaker 1: That's like something did you just make that up?
Speaker 2: No, that's something like if you said that even six
Speaker 2: months ago to someone that it would make absolutely no
Speaker 2: sense to then like actually make.
Speaker 1: It made no sense. Last bill I'll expose is I
Speaker 1: went to like the gynecologists like six No, dude, it's
Speaker 1: almost a year ago now. I went to the gynecologists
Speaker 1: because I was like, I need to just go get
Speaker 1: my kuchie checked on because something funky is there.
Speaker 2: This discharge looks a little funyu Town is getting a
Speaker 2: little too fun And honestly, like her discharge did taste weird, like.
Speaker 1: Funky Town was violating some of the clauses in their bill.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was itchy stinks thinks that's the scary part.
Speaker 1: It didn't smell different. That was what was scaring me actually,
Speaker 1: But basically I found out that I had bacterial imaginosis
Speaker 1: and I used to affecttion at the same which is
Speaker 1: pretty common.
Speaker 2: But we made sour dough bread in that oven.
Speaker 1: That fuckets with you.
Speaker 3: But basically when I went they were like oh that.
Speaker 1: They were like, you have to get tests to know
Speaker 1: if you have bacterial vaginosis. And they were like, well,
Speaker 1: we have to test this swab and that the lab
Speaker 1: tests are going to run you like five hundred dollars
Speaker 1: because I also don't have health insurance. And then I
Speaker 1: was like okay, and they were like, oh, but you
Speaker 1: could just pay two fifty now and we'll send you
Speaker 1: the two fifty bill later if that makes you more comfortable.
Speaker 1: We like when after we get the test results back,
Speaker 1: we'll give you the rest. And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that, because like, one, I don't want
Speaker 1: to spend five hundred dollars right now, and then two,
Speaker 1: how the fuck do I know y'all are actually gonna
Speaker 1: give me those results? So I was like okay, and
Speaker 1: I spent the two fifty and I was like okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I even have the voice memos that I sent to you,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I just spent five hundred dollars
Speaker 1: for my pussy to be fucking swabbed. But like the
Speaker 1: fact that that's a voice bout on my phone, I
Speaker 1: need it.
Speaker 3: Basically.
Speaker 1: Not too long later, I get a pretty little bill
Speaker 1: in the mail and I'm like, oh, this is the
Speaker 1: two fifty I owe. I opened it and it's sixteen
Speaker 1: hundred dollars and it doesn't they gave me an itemized bill.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have any lay fees on there or anything.
Speaker 3: That's see, that's why you.
Speaker 1: Bitch should have kept your fucking mouth shut, letting everyone,
Speaker 1: letting everyone know that we need I like, I wish
Speaker 1: there was a way for everyone to know that you
Speaker 1: needed to get an itemized bill without the people themselves knowing,
Speaker 1: Like the people who will give you itemized bill because
Speaker 1: now they know that, they're like, bitch, don't ask any questions.
Speaker 1: We're gonna send you the itemized bill.
Speaker 3: You can't even asked for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but basically I haven't paid that back, and I'd
Speaker 1: literally rather my fucking pussy shrivel up and fall off
Speaker 1: my body and then to go back like because I die.
Speaker 1: I'm not giving you all any more money.
Speaker 2: We're literally just airing out like us, like breaking the law,
Speaker 2: like literally criminals and fugitives. Because I have a medical
Speaker 2: bill that I have insurance, like I have insurance, and
Speaker 2: for some reason, they keep trying to get me to
Speaker 2: pay two hundred and sixty dollars and I'm like evading
Speaker 2: that bill, Like fuck y'all, I'm not paying that, Like,
Speaker 2: come for my credit. I don't even have a credit
Speaker 2: score because I will never, ever, ever ever get a
Speaker 2: credit score. I swear to girl.
Speaker 1: You say that, And so we need to fucking get
Speaker 1: our own apartments, And now the fuck are you gonna
Speaker 1: move in?
Speaker 2: You're gonna co sign for me?
Speaker 3: I will I do that for all my friends?
Speaker 2: Thank you. I was thinking about that last night. I
Speaker 2: was like, now, how the fuck am I gonna get
Speaker 2: a car in an apartment. I was like, I'll just
Speaker 2: have someone sign.
Speaker 3: I literally would co sign. I co signed for all
Speaker 3: my days.
Speaker 1: I'll take the l because I don't because I don't
Speaker 1: believe in that shit anyway. I'm like a credit score,
Speaker 1: I don't know what the you're talking about, Like like
Speaker 1: you can see my credit score, but I don't know
Speaker 1: if you want to believe that kind of stuff, like
Speaker 1: they say all sorts of lies. You say no, no, no,
Speaker 1: but yeah, we need to pay that bill because.
Speaker 2: No, because you're not gonna we're not gonna be able
Speaker 2: to get our own places.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know my credit score is not budget.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna have to be like, please look like,
Speaker 3: believe in me, with.
Speaker 2: Some faith in me. I have a little just in may,
Speaker 2: we should wait until the stock market crashes, the housing
Speaker 2: market crashes, because it's just been put afloat they've been
Speaker 2: prolonging two thousand and eight for so long. And then
Speaker 2: we just buy houses because they'll be like literally pinnies
Speaker 2: on the dollar, Like I will buy a three point
Speaker 2: one million dollar home for one million dollars and I
Speaker 2: will get rich in four years off that house. Baby,
Speaker 2: that's my I don't.
Speaker 1: Know anything about that anyway. Let's get back to the
Speaker 1: topic of this fucking podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we went.
Speaker 1: From our house almost being fucking destroyed.
Speaker 2: To we were broken in oh and then okay, we
Speaker 2: haven't finished that yet.
Speaker 1: My COUCHI aside, we're back to twenty twenty. My Kuchi
Speaker 1: was in good faith at that point, but's.
Speaker 2: In good faith, dude.
Speaker 1: I'm sweating hard. Yeah. Anyways, a sweat as natural and
Speaker 1: it's okay. And if you see my sweatstains.
Speaker 3: Like you're lit, it's chill, it's because I'm too lit
Speaker 3: to quit.
Speaker 1: I just made that up.
Speaker 3: Anyways, So she calls me and she's.
Speaker 1: Like, is the water working And I'm like no, and
Speaker 1: then she was like, Okay, we're gonna come check it out.
Speaker 1: So I'm just again. I go back to being on iPhone.
Speaker 1: I'm doing my thing, and then she calls me again.
Speaker 1: She's like, hey, can you come downstairs? And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll come downstairs.
Speaker 2: And we have like a love hate relationship with our landlord.
Speaker 1: Oh no, after last night, I fucking hate it. I
Speaker 1: just buys her and landlords are fucking evil, and now
Speaker 1: I fully believe in it.
Speaker 3: At first, I had good faith because any.
Speaker 1: Older woman, I'm like your mommy and I have issues,
Speaker 1: So like, I love it, you're my mommy, and I
Speaker 1: fucking hate her the way.
Speaker 2: All the landlords are evil.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so go downstairs and at the side of the house.
Speaker 1: I don't know why this was never locked off. It's
Speaker 1: if it's like facing the public and very easily accessible.
Speaker 1: But again, our landlord fucking sucks, actually, and the access
Speaker 1: to the water pipes was open faced, unlocked to the
Speaker 1: fucking sidewalk like on the street.
Speaker 2: It's a busy sidewalk. Yeah. I didn't realize this until
Speaker 2: like six months ago when you were telling the story. Again,
Speaker 2: I didn't realize it was that water.
Speaker 1: No. Yeah, it's like on the side of the house
Speaker 1: that's not gated off, so you would think she has
Speaker 1: it's locked off now, so if you're planning on fucking
Speaker 1: killing us, you can't ditch.
Speaker 3: And I won't die by the hands of anybody.
Speaker 2: And I have a gun.
Speaker 3: Now, we don't have a gun, but okay, yeah, sure
Speaker 3: we have a gun.
Speaker 2: We have like rockets and shit, so many guns and stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and a knife and a pocket knife.
Speaker 2: And a butterfly knife and rockets and seafour I'll blow up.
Speaker 3: And I have a Supreme and I have a Supreme knife.
Speaker 2: So I have the Gucci Ghost knife, bitch. Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: So I go downstairs and go to the side of
Speaker 1: the house and they're like all standing around this hole
Speaker 1: in the wall, like everybody in the building.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, you fucking old haggerty bitches, what are y'all.
Speaker 1: Doing, and I like, pull up and fun up hotly, Okay,
Speaker 1: we can get through one story. I looked at and
Speaker 1: she's like, oh yeah, very casual about it. She goes, oh,
Speaker 1: someone turned off the water on you'll side of the
Speaker 1: house and tried to say something on.
Speaker 2: Fire under there, and I was like, huhh.
Speaker 1: And I like crawl under and look in and lo
Speaker 1: and behold the water is turned off on our side.
Speaker 1: And also there's like this pile of burned shit, like
Speaker 1: not human feces, but just like garbage, like someone ripped
Speaker 1: up newspaper, like very intentional and like took time.
Speaker 3: Someone ripped up newspaper. There's like a coke can down.
Speaker 2: I was about to say, and there it looked like
Speaker 2: fabric in the photo you send.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like someone shredded like flammable items and put
Speaker 1: them down there, and like half of it was set
Speaker 1: on fire, but I think because it was like surrounded
Speaker 1: by dirt, it just went out really quick.
Speaker 2: Or it's just our guardian angels hut.
Speaker 3: Your fucking trap.
Speaker 1: Anyways, and so I was like, oh, this is attempted arson.
Speaker 1: We need to report this. This is we literally live
Speaker 1: in the most flammable city in the fucking world. We
Speaker 1: need to report this. And literally the neighbors old haggarty
Speaker 1: people who don't care about their life anymore.
Speaker 3: Apparently. I'm like, I'm young and I have a long
Speaker 3: life to live.
Speaker 1: You don't care about your forty year old life anymore,
Speaker 1: but I care about my life.
Speaker 2: I have twenty years to be sad like you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got some warriors how I get there. But
Speaker 1: they were like, oh, no, it's not that big of
Speaker 1: a deal.
Speaker 3: And I was like, am I living?
Speaker 1: Like I feel like I'm pretty chill, Like I'm a
Speaker 1: chill girl, But I'm like, someone just attempted to literally
Speaker 1: burn our apartment complex down on top of They probably
Speaker 1: thought they'd turned off the water in the whole fucking building.
Speaker 1: They wanted us to have no chance of putting this fire.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like real evil shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And they were like, oh, Fourth of July was yesterday.
Speaker 1: It's probably just some kids playing around. I was like, oh, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: just some kids attempting arson.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, what what do you mean? Just some kids
Speaker 2: lighting fireworks? Under like oh, and they also have like
Speaker 2: a weird fucking explanation. They were like, oh, some kid
Speaker 2: probably lit a firework and just like shot under the house.
Speaker 2: And I was like, how is that fucking This is.
Speaker 1: Literally a pile of flammable goods under there, but basically
Speaker 1: no one wants to do anything about it.
Speaker 3: And I was home alone, and I was like, what
Speaker 3: the fuck.
Speaker 1: They turned on the water and they were like, it's
Speaker 1: not a big deal, and our landlord was like, I'll
Speaker 1: just lock this up so no one does it again.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, it wasn't lucked before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't like what and she was like no, yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll just lock it. It's no big deal anymore.
Speaker 3: And yeah.
Speaker 1: And then I came back upstairs and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna report this because like again attempted arson in
Speaker 1: the most flammable city.
Speaker 2: Like they tried to burn our fucking house down, Like
Speaker 2: it was like it was like a planned attack. They
Speaker 2: turned the water off. Yeah I know.
Speaker 1: So I called the non emergency line and I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: I want to like report something that happened.
Speaker 3: And they were like, okay, is this in a house
Speaker 3: or a building?
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, it's in like an apartment
Speaker 1: building and they were like, oh, if you're making a
Speaker 1: report on something that happened to like a property you
Speaker 1: don't property you don't own, you can't file it.
Speaker 3: Your landlord has to.
Speaker 1: So I called my landlord and I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: can you file this? I would feel comfortable if this
Speaker 1: was like on record, just in case anything does happen
Speaker 1: and our fucking house burns down. It's like, oh, this
Speaker 1: should be looked into, like someone's trying to do this before. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she's like, no, I don't want to, and then
Speaker 1: she just never did.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And also our the when our house was broken into,
Speaker 2: we like asked our landlord. We were like, yo, can
Speaker 2: you like install cameras and like ring.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we were like this it's just not very secure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not very secure, like this is weird. And
Speaker 2: she was like no, we can't do that. Sorry, and
Speaker 2: then that was the end of the conversation.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, we were like you can't do anything for
Speaker 1: security persons.
Speaker 3: You're just like I don't want to.
Speaker 2: She changed the locks and that was it. Yeah, like okay, like.
Speaker 1: Thank you, but so then that happens, yeah, so wait,
Speaker 1: keep going and then like two weeks later, we're all
Speaker 1: very uncomfortable in.
Speaker 2: This terrified, like literally I can't be alone, Like it's
Speaker 2: actually sad because like I would go, I'd like start
Speaker 2: falling asleep in my bedroom and then I'd hear something
Speaker 2: and I'd be like, ya, can I like come sleep
Speaker 2: in your room with.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Drew literally had to sleep in my room
Speaker 3: for like months.
Speaker 2: I could not sleep alone, like I couldn't be alone
Speaker 2: in this house. And then oh, like just some weird
Speaker 2: incidents that happened in between, Like I was home alone
Speaker 2: for the first time, I was like excited to do
Speaker 2: it like it was I was like yes, like I'm
Speaker 2: doing it, like I actually feel kind of comfortable, like
Speaker 2: I'm not like scared shitless. I mean I was scared shitless.
Speaker 2: I like had knives with me in my bedroom, and
Speaker 2: I like my I was locked up in my room
Speaker 2: the whole night, and I'm like getting ready to fall asleep.
Speaker 2: It's like one or two AM, and then I hear
Speaker 2: these like loud ass bangs on my front door, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's like glass, so it's like fucking like yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like it's not even like that.
Speaker 3: It's like fucking loud.
Speaker 2: It's loud as shit, and I'm like, oh my fucking god,
Speaker 2: And like literally I've never like experienced like that amount
Speaker 2: of like fear and dread and just like like even
Speaker 2: in the moment of like the home invasion, you.
Speaker 1: Know, because now you're having your body. At first you
Speaker 1: were feeling shocked, but now your body's like, oh I.
Speaker 2: Know this, Yeah, I know the situation. Like I freaked
Speaker 2: the fuck out. I was like shaking, like panicking. I
Speaker 2: didn't know what to do. I was like planning on
Speaker 2: jumping out of my balcony door like onto the cars below.
Speaker 2: And then I was like I was freaking the fuck out.
Speaker 2: So I called Inya, and I was like, yo, like
Speaker 2: someone's vanging on the door. Someone's trying to get in,
Speaker 2: like they're breaking in. Like I like started hiding in
Speaker 2: my closet because I was just like so petrified, Like
Speaker 2: I wish I could like get across like the fear.
Speaker 1: Like I was sleeping over at a friend's house and
Speaker 1: I got that call and I like literally immediately got
Speaker 1: up and put clothes on because I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, something's happening.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was genuinely terrified, and like I don't want
Speaker 2: to like self diagnose or anything, but like for like
Speaker 2: a long time, I genuinely think I had like real PTSD,
Speaker 2: like from that's.
Speaker 1: Literally not self diagnosing, because PTSD is literally when you're
Speaker 1: you've rewired your brain now and like even like the
Speaker 1: slightest chance of like danger, you go into full fledged
Speaker 1: mode because your body or your brain cannot like identify
Speaker 1: a situation, whether it's like, oh, this is like worst
Speaker 1: case scenario or not.
Speaker 3: Like your brain is just like we need.
Speaker 1: To protect it. Last time, we weren't ready to.
Speaker 2: Protect like it was it was just so gnarly. I
Speaker 2: was freaking the fuck out and then like like I'm
Speaker 2: freaking the fuck out, and so I'm like, okay, I
Speaker 2: just have to go. I have a knife. If I
Speaker 2: have a knife, like I'll be safe. So I go
Speaker 2: to the front door, and literally it was a fucking
Speaker 2: Postmates driver and O'Ryan accidentally ordered Postmates to our house
Speaker 2: at two am, which like just at the wrong time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like the worst possible time, like if Enu was here
Speaker 2: would have been okay, or yeah.
Speaker 3: I'd probably been like who the fuck is that?
Speaker 1: And just like because also mind you, like even after
Speaker 1: last night, like I don't have a lot of fear
Speaker 1: in this house.
Speaker 3: But that's also because like I have like actual fucking
Speaker 3: boiled rhine brain.
Speaker 2: And I'm just like real shit to be afraid of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just like I spent too much of my
Speaker 1: life afraid it something's gonna happen. So's gonna happen, which
Speaker 1: is a lie because I did get very scared, but whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I came and got Drew.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they came and picked me up. And then I
Speaker 2: went and slept at that friend's house because I could
Speaker 2: not be alone. Yeah, and I ruined the night.
Speaker 3: No, it was a sligh We weren't doing anything. We
Speaker 3: were literally vibing.
Speaker 1: I don't like when I do my sleepovers, Like I like,
Speaker 1: I am in for the like, there's no sleeping at
Speaker 1: the over. There's no sleeping till it's over, okay. And
Speaker 1: then so two weeks after the fucking fire incident, the arson, yeah,
Speaker 1: the attempted arson, Me, Josh, and Drew were all at
Speaker 1: home and we are sleeping schedules are pretty bad at
Speaker 1: this point. Like I was staying up till like six
Speaker 1: seven am and everyone else was, and we were like, fuck, okay,
Speaker 1: let's just.
Speaker 3: Fix our let's just fix our sleeping schedule.
Speaker 2: And and so we just like literally just eat a
Speaker 2: bunch of sleep aid, like not a bunch like on
Speaker 2: a normal amount. But we're like let's get our sleeping
Speaker 2: schedule back on track, Like let's like do this, like
Speaker 2: let's all wake up at seven am tomorrow and just
Speaker 2: like start our day and have a good day. So
Speaker 2: like we we take the sleeping medicine.
Speaker 3: And then I go to my room.
Speaker 1: And also at this time, if you know my room,
Speaker 1: my room was originally the living room of this house,
Speaker 1: so I didn't have like doors, Like there's two entryways
Speaker 1: to the to what what is my room now, but
Speaker 1: what was supposed to be the main living room. There's
Speaker 1: two entryways, there's like a like glass door that you
Speaker 1: swing open, and then there was just an empty space.
Speaker 1: So at this point, I still didn't have a door.
Speaker 1: I still didn't have anything to cover up that fucking
Speaker 1: glass door. I was living in a fucking in a
Speaker 1: viewing room.
Speaker 2: Like living room. Yeah, like literally burden windows, there's a balcony.
Speaker 3: Couldn't use my wing bot, someone could have easily what.
Speaker 2: Was just a random TikTok center point.
Speaker 3: Couldn't use my wing bot. Couldn't do anything I wanted
Speaker 3: in my room because I didn't have a room.
Speaker 2: I was living in the lettering Junior three. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: couldn't explain to the people what a wingbot is. They
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't want that to be public information. Fine, okay,
Speaker 1: me and O Ryan call our vibrator. We have the
Speaker 1: same one, and we call.
Speaker 2: It wing bot.
Speaker 3: It looks like a little chicken wing Yeah. Okay, so yeah,
Speaker 3: you get the gist. No privacy.
Speaker 1: My room is empty, and also the house gets really
Speaker 1: fucking dark at night, and I was honestly so freaked
Speaker 1: out because it was just pitch black.
Speaker 3: In my room.
Speaker 1: And again, we're in summertime. I have the windows kind
Speaker 1: of open because I want the breeze to come in,
Speaker 1: and we all take our sleeping medicine.
Speaker 3: We're drowsy.
Speaker 1: I go to my room and I'm watching YouTube videos
Speaker 1: and I hear a child scream.
Speaker 2: A screech like a screw, not a blood curdling screen.
Speaker 1: And at this point it's like almost one am. So
Speaker 1: I was like, that's not normal, but you know, one scream, Okay,
Speaker 1: I let that pass, and I keep watching, and I'm
Speaker 1: also drowsy, so I'm like, I can't like rate.
Speaker 3: My reaction right now.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm overreacting, so that one scream,
Speaker 1: I'm like whatever, And then I keep watching my video
Speaker 1: and then I hear another scream and it's like getting
Speaker 1: closer to my room and I was like, this is
Speaker 1: not okay. Yeah, and my windows were open, but like
Speaker 1: the blinds were down. Yeah, so I like kind of
Speaker 1: go and peek and I don't see anything, and I'm
Speaker 1: like this is so fucking.
Speaker 2: Weird, so scary, and so then you like text me
Speaker 2: and You're like, Drew, there's like a kid screaming outside
Speaker 2: my outside my window right now. And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's probably just like someone getting home late after a
Speaker 2: road trip, blah blah blah, or it's probably our neighbor
Speaker 2: blah blah blah, like let's not put too much thought
Speaker 2: into it.
Speaker 1: And then it like keeps getting worse, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: please come and listen, because it keeps like it was
Speaker 1: going on forever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then he comes to my room and he
Speaker 3: hears it, and we're.
Speaker 2: Just like like when I tell you, like instant, like
Speaker 2: like again, blood blood like fl lush is out of
Speaker 2: my face, like I become like pale, I get goosebumps,
Speaker 2: like I have like shivers on my body, like it
Speaker 2: was not like a normal scream. And literally and you
Speaker 2: have a record because.
Speaker 3: This is the second time.
Speaker 1: Actually I have both instances on video, but the other
Speaker 1: one's on my phone other phone. This is the scream,
Speaker 1: but this is like a year later, like this scream
Speaker 1: happened again.
Speaker 2: But it's just like terrible, Like what is that? Like
Speaker 2: what is that?
Speaker 1: Also I remember someone was like it's a coyote.
Speaker 2: I'm like, have you heard a coyot? That's not ayo,
Speaker 2: not a coyote? So like are so we.
Speaker 3: Don't live in an area for coyotes.
Speaker 2: We live in like the city, the middle of the city,
Speaker 2: and so we hear that we're both petrified. Enya is
Speaker 2: like or I'm like okay, like let's go investigate, Like
Speaker 2: let's like let's go see what this is. I want
Speaker 2: a story, like I want to like bust the the
Speaker 2: case of it.
Speaker 1: And I'm just like there's a kid being killed, and
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure that there's no kid
Speaker 1: being so like I just want to see.
Speaker 3: We make sure.
Speaker 2: We both wanted to like investigate. We were like let's
Speaker 2: like figure this out, like we but for different reasons,
Speaker 2: like I wanted. I wanted to clout and then so.
Speaker 1: We were, but we were also like, dude, we're so
Speaker 1: drowsy off to sleeping medicine. This feels like a bad idea.
Speaker 1: But I was like, okay, we're not doing anything crazy.
Speaker 1: I was like, let's not walk down the street because
Speaker 1: God forbid, there's like danger, which again is ass backwards
Speaker 1: because we were like drowsy off sleeping medicine. But we
Speaker 1: didn't take like fucking We weren't on like a downer.
Speaker 1: We were literally on zequil. It was like I could,
Speaker 1: I could sleep.
Speaker 3: If I want it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I wasn't like delusional, but basically I'm like,
Speaker 1: let's just get in my car. We can drive down
Speaker 1: the street and like turn our flashes down because if
Speaker 1: it is a kid, I don't want a kid to
Speaker 1: be like scared of my headlights and be like and
Speaker 1: like hide or anything, which I don't know why I
Speaker 1: thought that, but it kind of makes off the sleeping mentalginees.
Speaker 1: So I was like, I'm gonna turn off my headlights
Speaker 1: and like drive down the show.
Speaker 2: I was all for it in the moment. Yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: definitely like this.
Speaker 1: Even now I'm like it kind of makes sense that
Speaker 1: it really doesn't.
Speaker 2: But whatever, We're cruising down the street now, like looking
Speaker 2: out our windows, like trying to see if we see
Speaker 2: this kid anywhere, and like there's nothing. And mind you,
Speaker 2: this is within like thirty seconds of the kid screaming,
Speaker 2: so like he couldn't have or they couldn't have gone
Speaker 2: far at all, like if there was like a kid
Speaker 2: like in danger out there. So we're like cruising down
Speaker 2: the street looking for like this child. We see nothing.
Speaker 2: And then like we pull up a little bit further
Speaker 2: to this like house that we thought was vacant, yeah,
Speaker 2: because like no one has ever been there the entire
Speaker 2: time we've lived here, Like there's never been a car
Speaker 2: parked in there, And randomly there's like a car parked there.
Speaker 2: It's like two am there behind the gate with the
Speaker 2: trunk up and there's three women like just unloading it
Speaker 2: like giant bag giant bags of just like we don't
Speaker 2: know what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you can assume they were moving in because
Speaker 1: also like they had their blinds open, And it's such
Speaker 1: a weird like memory to think of because like the
Speaker 1: lights in their house were like like white bright lights
Speaker 1: and the walls were all white.
Speaker 2: In there everything. It was empty. It was completely empty.
Speaker 1: So like you could assume they were moving in, but
Speaker 1: what they said to us was so fucking weird.
Speaker 2: So suspect they were just chilling out there, and we
Speaker 2: like we we pull up to like talk to them.
Speaker 2: So we like, I was like, here, let me like
Speaker 2: see if they heard anything. So I rolled down my
Speaker 2: window and they're like, oh, do you live here? And
Speaker 2: we're like what. We're like, do we live there? Like
Speaker 2: do y'all live there? Like y'all are parked in the art.
Speaker 1: Because they were like do you live here? Do you
Speaker 1: need us to move our car? And we were like.
Speaker 2: What what do you mean? And so instant red flags,
Speaker 2: Like I don't know about any but my heart started racing.
Speaker 2: I was like this is very very weird, like what
Speaker 2: is happening? So then I'm like, I'm just gonna ask them,
Speaker 2: like did y'all hear a kid screaming? Like did y'all
Speaker 2: hear that kid screaming? Like less than two minutes ago?
Speaker 2: And they were like no, Like it felt like almost
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 3: It was just weird. Yeah, like no, we didn't hear anything.
Speaker 3: We haven't heard anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So we were like huh and I was like, how.
Speaker 1: Long have you all been outside? And they were like, oh,
Speaker 1: we've been here a while.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I don't know. It was just so suspect,
Speaker 2: and we were kind of like me and youa instantly
Speaker 2: were just like weirded the fuck out. So like we
Speaker 2: we turn the lights on, we get the fuck out
Speaker 2: of there. We like drive around the block and I
Speaker 2: was like, don't pull in.
Speaker 1: To irrational fears just started taking Yeah, we just started
Speaker 1: freaking out.
Speaker 2: I was like, don't pull into our driveway, like I
Speaker 2: don't want them to see where we live. Just pull
Speaker 2: around the block and go the back way because I
Speaker 2: don't want them to see that we live in this
Speaker 2: house so they can come and attack us. So like
Speaker 2: we drive around the block and then I'm like, you
Speaker 2: know what, I'm curious. I want to see if they're
Speaker 2: still out there, So like ya like pulls out and
Speaker 2: then we see this.
Speaker 1: Like fucking scare, he asked, man like stumbling down the street.
Speaker 2: Like if you've seen attack on Titan, like running like
Speaker 2: one of the Titans, Like just like fucking weird as shit,
Speaker 2: and where me and you are staring at this and
Speaker 2: like it looks like he's coming, like right at us,
Speaker 2: like yeah, and then it also looked like he had
Speaker 2: a kid on his shoulders again, just.
Speaker 1: Like our brains were going like everywhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we were freaking the fuck out at this
Speaker 2: dude just like charging at us, and we were like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, like he's gonna attack us, Like he's
Speaker 2: like whatever, I don't know what he is.
Speaker 1: I must be the Titans, because they're gonna attack me.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen the show.
Speaker 2: You're not the Titan. He's the Titan, Okay, dull mass
Speaker 2: don't reference shit you don't know, especially if it's like
Speaker 2: a really good anime. I'm a girl. Yeah, girls don't
Speaker 2: watch anime.
Speaker 1: But yeah, So basically we got scared and then drove around.
Speaker 1: I drove around the block because I didn't want him
Speaker 1: to see where we lived. And we finally got home
Speaker 1: and then I was so fucking scared shitless me and Drew.
Speaker 2: In his room and yeah, we slept on the opposite
Speaker 2: side of the house. We were like, if there's a
Speaker 2: kid out there screaming, like I don't want to hear
Speaker 2: it again, and like, looking back, we probably should have
Speaker 2: like reported that, but like literally we had just already
Speaker 2: reported like yeah.
Speaker 3: Something and I was like two things, and I was
Speaker 3: like I.
Speaker 2: Don't want to The other thing, like other than the
Speaker 2: home invasion, was literally like a homeless dude walking down
Speaker 2: the street, like maybe less than a week after that.
Speaker 1: I think this one happened after the scream. Oh really yeah,
Speaker 1: or I can't remember.
Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever, But basically we I was already asleep, so
Speaker 2: I'll let Enya tell this story.
Speaker 1: Me and Josie were hanging out in my room and
Speaker 1: we were just like, no, yeah, this was after because
Speaker 1: I think I think I had a door at this point,
Speaker 1: because I remember we locked my door. Yeah, so this
Speaker 1: was after the scream. We were finally settling back down.
Speaker 1: We were like okay, like life is okay, we can
Speaker 1: live here. And me and Josie were hanging out in
Speaker 1: my room at like one am and then we hear
Speaker 1: yelling and we're like we stop our phones and like
Speaker 1: any music, and we're.
Speaker 3: Like what is that?
Speaker 2: Like like like that what was that?
Speaker 1: Literally You're like.
Speaker 2: Hold on, what was that?
Speaker 3: So we hear like fucking mumbling and screaming, and then we're.
Speaker 1: Like frozen in fear and like man sitting yeah, a
Speaker 1: grown ass man. And then we just hear glass shattering,
Speaker 1: and our front door is glass and it it well
Speaker 1: after we realized why. It sounded like it was fucking
Speaker 1: at our front door, but we heard it at our
Speaker 1: front door, and me and Josie are Josie ran to
Speaker 1: Drew's room and I was looking out the window to
Speaker 1: see if anybody was around, which again like I'm bravest
Speaker 1: shit when these events, I'm just like, let me put
Speaker 1: my whole fucking face in view so they know that,
Speaker 1: like a woman is in.
Speaker 2: The house, like like so dumb.
Speaker 3: But Josie went to go wake up Drew, and Drew is.
Speaker 2: Like panicking like I was deep asleep at this point,
Speaker 2: and Josiah like shakes me away. He's true, true, like
Speaker 2: glasses breaking, like someone someone's here, like wake up, like
Speaker 2: wake up, and he has a knife in his hand,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, just say, this is like the worst
Speaker 2: joke to play on me ever right now, Like I'm
Speaker 2: literally so scared, I'm already asleep, like I'm basically crying
Speaker 2: at this point, freak the fuck out still like PTSD
Speaker 2: ridden from the fucking home invasion, and just I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm not fucking joking again. I go into this fear mode.
Speaker 2: My heart's racing, Like yeah.
Speaker 1: Every we all like run into my room and lock
Speaker 1: it and we're like all in there and like and
Speaker 1: I like all the police and I'm like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: like I hear glass breaking, and like, also last time
Speaker 1: when that guy broke into our house, he actually broke
Speaker 1: the neighbor the downstairs neighbors doors windows first, so I
Speaker 1: was like, dude, I don't know if it's like our
Speaker 1: windows are their windows, but like something just broke. I
Speaker 1: heard glass shatter and like a man screaming and like
Speaker 1: rustling around, but I don't.
Speaker 3: Know what's happening.
Speaker 2: The return of the intruder.
Speaker 1: Literally, and then the Plea show up fucking forever later,
Speaker 1: because that's what they do.
Speaker 3: They're like, that doesn't sound no one's.
Speaker 1: Dead, I guess, So they show up finally.
Speaker 3: It takes fucking forever.
Speaker 1: I remember I actually had to call them again because
Speaker 1: I was like, no one's here, still there, I'm.
Speaker 2: My girl, shut the fuck up my ass.
Speaker 1: And then they come and they basically laugh in our
Speaker 1: face and they're like, what it was just a homeless
Speaker 1: person who threw a glass bottle at your front doorstep
Speaker 1: at your door, and there was glass everywhere, and they're
Speaker 1: so fucking stupid.
Speaker 3: They were like, did you do this?
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, yeah, no I did it, and
Speaker 1: my drunken stupid I just broke glass and then called y'all.
Speaker 1: But basically they laughed at us and they were like, well,
Speaker 1: there's literally no one around, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: because y'all took an hour to get here, bitch.
Speaker 3: But that was that, and.
Speaker 1: Then we were safe for a while. A year, yeah,
Speaker 1: a year of nothingness other than when you got high
Speaker 1: and freaked out you thought.
Speaker 2: I got Like I don't get high often, but when
Speaker 2: I do, I get high.
Speaker 1: People really don't believe the like paranoia.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get like high high, like paralyzed in fear
Speaker 2: high and off of nothing. Yeah. Like it was like
Speaker 2: two milligram weed drink that I like got absolutely blasted
Speaker 2: in the outer space. And like I go to my
Speaker 2: room and I'm laying there and like my room has
Speaker 2: a bunch of windows, and like you can see into
Speaker 2: our backyard and into our neighbor's backyard and you can
Speaker 2: see where it was like trash day, and so all
Speaker 2: the trash cans were on the street and I was like,
Speaker 2: like I was hearing rustling around and I was like, ooh,
Speaker 2: I'm about to see like a raccoon like fun. And
Speaker 2: then like I like hear our like our garbage cans
Speaker 2: like open, and like there's like digging in the garbage can.
Speaker 2: And I look over there and I'm like, I'm like,
Speaker 2: there's a there's a guy in our garbage can digging.
Speaker 1: And he called me and I was.
Speaker 3: Like, oh yeah. I was like people do that because
Speaker 3: they like get the cans.
Speaker 1: And you were like I was, You were like he's
Speaker 1: in the backyard.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like so scared, like irrationally afraid. And
Speaker 2: then I like see like a white figure like dart
Speaker 2: through our bushes in the back yard and I'm like,
Speaker 2: they're in our backyard, like they're coming, They're going to
Speaker 2: break into the house, like and like Enya's like like
Speaker 2: comes into my room and like calms me down, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, but it was literally probably just a raccoon
Speaker 2: the entire time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like there's a chance I wasn't even
Speaker 1: a human.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like I was terrified, But that was the
Speaker 2: only time I said yeah.
Speaker 1: Other than that, it was a We've had a very
Speaker 1: calm year, and I despite everything it's my luck because
Speaker 1: I haven't like actually experienced like seeing another random stranger
Speaker 1: human in.
Speaker 3: Our house, and like had that.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen like a stranger in the house, so
Speaker 1: I don't have that kind of fear, but I was.
Speaker 1: I'm chill alone, like I enjoy spending like time alone
Speaker 1: in the house. And I like to claim that I'm
Speaker 1: like not scared of anything, but actually that's a lie.
Speaker 1: I'm not scared of ghosts and shit because I don't
Speaker 1: believe in that shit. But I do believe in fucking
Speaker 1: scary ass murderers who want to kill me for no reason.
Speaker 1: So last night we invite Mason and oriyan in Zamar,
Speaker 1: who ended up backing out with I wish soom I
Speaker 1: was here because like we actually would have been so funny.
Speaker 1: So Me, Drew O'Ryan, and Mason watched The Bachelor last night.
Speaker 1: So we're having a little Bachelor night and we're sitting
Speaker 1: there and we're watching and whatever, and Drew ends up
Speaker 1: like going to sleep because we had a long ass day,
Speaker 1: and we stay up and we finish, and then we're
Speaker 1: like we stay up even longer and we're watching like
Speaker 1: tiktoks on the TV and just like, you know, doing
Speaker 1: what like young people do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just chilling, like a hard chill.
Speaker 1: Hardcore chilling. And then it's like midnight and Mason and
Speaker 1: Ryan are like, all right, we're gonna leave, and I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, cool, and I go downstairs to walk
Speaker 1: them out.
Speaker 2: You're like, okay, finally, y'all over still liken.
Speaker 1: To fucking go to sleep. Y'all are so fucking Yoama
Speaker 1: like shit, but I'm like that's perfect.
Speaker 3: Twelve thirty. We have the podcast tomorrow. I need to
Speaker 3: go to sleep anyways.
Speaker 1: So I got to walk them out, and I like,
Speaker 1: I follow them downstairs to lock the door and like
Speaker 1: to hug them by. So like I hug them by
Speaker 1: and they turn around and they both turned to me
Speaker 1: because we were talking about like going to a bar
Speaker 1: or something like this week, and they were like and
Speaker 1: Oriyan turns. She's like, oh, just hit me up like
Speaker 1: whenever you're freeing, you want to do that. And I
Speaker 1: was like okay, and then she like looks to the
Speaker 1: side and she's like like, O'Ryan's shocked face is.
Speaker 2: The bad so funny. She's like oh oh, and but she.
Speaker 1: She goes oh um and like pushes me back in
Speaker 1: and Mason's like looks to the side, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, and it's like also scared, and she's
Speaker 1: like your neighbor's doors just fucking wide open and it's
Speaker 1: dark in there, and I.
Speaker 2: Was like, what, it's like twelve thirty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like twelve thirty. And this is like an
Speaker 1: old couple, so it's not normal behavior at all. So
Speaker 1: I like close the door behind me because the Zuls
Speaker 1: like roaming the house and I don't want her to
Speaker 1: get out again.
Speaker 3: My main worry through anything is always a zuls like
Speaker 3: well being because she's literally my child helpless. She's fucking stupid,
Speaker 3: that's what she So we need.
Speaker 2: To have an episode with a zoo. We enter an interview.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can just fucking put her in a kennel
Speaker 1: here and she'll scream for an hour.
Speaker 3: That would actually be that's our.
Speaker 1: Day off, okay.
Speaker 3: And then I like I.
Speaker 1: Start laughing because when I'm nervous or like uncomfortable, I
Speaker 1: start cracking the fuck up.
Speaker 3: So I'm just like cracking.
Speaker 1: Up, and I'm like stop, stop, and I like start
Speaker 1: laughing my ass off, and then we I was just like, okay,
Speaker 1: let's just like stand outside for a second and see
Speaker 1: maybe maybe they like like left the house to go
Speaker 1: grab something out of their car and they're like coming back.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I was just like making up things they could have.
Speaker 2: Been doing and smoking a blunt on the street.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe like this eighty year old couple was like
Speaker 1: fuck it, like let's go grab kenemine off of our dealer.
Speaker 3: Let's just go grab it.
Speaker 1: So we were standing there and nothing, so I start
Speaker 1: cracking up and I'm like stop, no, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: I don't like this.
Speaker 3: But also for more info, I just binge watched that
Speaker 3: whole JCS.
Speaker 1: Uh like uh oh yeah, criminology fucking psycho criminology account.
Speaker 1: Like I just walked so.
Speaker 2: Many things about murder, literally like thirty hours of murder.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I just consumed thirteen hours of pure murder, terror
Speaker 1: and like human deception and mutilation. So I'm my mind
Speaker 1: is like, oh my god, yeah, I know they got killed.
Speaker 1: They got killed, like they're dead or or we're dead.
Speaker 2: Next Yeah, the person broke in there, they killed the
Speaker 2: family and like dipped.
Speaker 3: So I'm freaked out.
Speaker 1: And Mason and Ryan were like okay, so what now,
Speaker 1: and like Oriyan's like just fucking go inside, like because
Speaker 1: we were just like, okay, let's not make this a
Speaker 1: big deal whatever, go inside. And I was like I
Speaker 1: don't like this, and Mason was like, do you want
Speaker 1: me to stay? Because I was like, Drew's literally asleep
Speaker 1: and if I wake Drew up, he's gonna just freak out.
Speaker 1: Like it's not gonna be helpful, like I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: share him, like I don't want to like scare him further.
Speaker 1: So I was just like, oh my god, and Mason's like,
Speaker 1: do you want me to stay? And because I can't
Speaker 1: ask anybody in my life for help ever, even if
Speaker 1: I'm like in pure fear and whatever, I ignored him and
Speaker 1: I was like, no, you guys can go home. And
Speaker 1: I start crying because I'm like I fall alone, like
Speaker 1: I'm freaked out, and I like just melt into pure
Speaker 1: fear and like I'm not too close to Mason, but
Speaker 1: he saw me at like one of my weakest points
Speaker 1: yes night, like because I just like melted into fear.
Speaker 1: And then basically we're like, okay, let's just try and
Speaker 1: close it. And O Ryan was like, I'll just close it,
Speaker 1: like they probably maybe they left it open and I
Speaker 1: was like okay, and she goes to close it, but
Speaker 1: it won't close, and like.
Speaker 2: There's a dead body on the other side sucks holding
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 1: She wanted to go close it and it wouldn't close,
Speaker 1: and then we started, Yeah, she closed it. It like
Speaker 1: didn't close all the way, but it was like kind
Speaker 1: of closed, and I was like okay, and we were.
Speaker 2: Sitting there was like it was like still a foot
Speaker 2: open though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, it like held for a second and
Speaker 1: then it was like kind of windy out and it
Speaker 1: just like fully blew back up and we were like yeah,
Speaker 1: and we all ran into my house and I was
Speaker 1: like freaking out. We didn't know what to do, and
Speaker 1: we were like calling our friends and we were like
Speaker 1: what do we do? Like I was like I don't
Speaker 1: want to fucking call the police, dude, they fucking suck balls.
Speaker 3: They're not helpful.
Speaker 1: So then we didn't know what to do because it
Speaker 1: was like now almost one am.
Speaker 3: And I hit up.
Speaker 1: My landlord and I was like, hey, like there's a
Speaker 1: situation happening, and I like said the address of this
Speaker 1: is where I founded up. I said the building number
Speaker 1: instead of the actual apartment number, so she assumed I
Speaker 1: was talking about another apartment and this comes in later,
Speaker 1: but I just wanted to clarify. So I'm like, there's
Speaker 1: a situation happening here, blah blah blah. And then our
Speaker 1: friends on who he called were just like okay, just
Speaker 1: like knock on the door, like maybe they went to sleep,
Speaker 1: because I was even saying, I was like, dude, we're
Speaker 1: probably overreacting. They probably they're an older couple. They forgot
Speaker 1: to close the door. It's not that deep like whatever.
Speaker 1: So Amara was like, do you want me to knock
Speaker 1: on the door. And I was like yes, because I
Speaker 1: literally can't do that, and so she rung the doorbell
Speaker 1: and knocked on the door and we stood there for
Speaker 1: a minute and nothing.
Speaker 3: And then I was like do I ring it again?
Speaker 3: And we just stood there for five minutes ringing.
Speaker 2: The doorbell like literally hell.
Speaker 3: And it's not the.
Speaker 1: Kind of doorbell that like the sound is at the front.
Speaker 1: The sound was coming from the back like in the house,
Speaker 1: like upstairs in the house. So I kept ringing it
Speaker 1: and I even gave it like a double ring and
Speaker 1: like a triple ring at some point, and nothing. So
Speaker 1: it's like, dude, there's no one in there.
Speaker 2: There's dead bodies in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no one alive in there. And I was like, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: they fucking they're dead.
Speaker 2: And then at this point I'm like dead asleep, right yeah,
Speaker 2: And then like for some reason, I can just like
Speaker 2: feel this energy, like I feel this energy shift and
Speaker 2: like there's just this turn, and so I like I
Speaker 2: wake up, I wake up and I go in there
Speaker 2: because I can feel this energy shift because I like
Speaker 2: have really great intuition.
Speaker 3: Motherfucking liar.
Speaker 1: He told us that he got cold, so he woke
Speaker 1: up to turn off his fucking AC and then he
Speaker 1: heard us freaking out.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no. I felt this.
Speaker 1: Energy like no, you're a fucking liar, bitch. So my
Speaker 1: landlord calls me and Drew pulls up finally and he
Speaker 1: hears like the ent tail end of it, and it's
Speaker 1: basically she's thinking, or.
Speaker 2: My landlord's just like, oh, they're out of town.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're out of town.
Speaker 1: No one should be in that unit, like it should
Speaker 1: be locked.
Speaker 2: And that peaks her and chest Yeah, that.
Speaker 1: Like sends me over and I'm like stop, I fucking
Speaker 1: hate this. And I was like okay, no, So I'm
Speaker 1: like I'm just gonna call the non emergency line because
Speaker 1: my landlord also sucks fucking balls and won't do anything
Speaker 1: and won't do anything a landlord like, girl, your job
Speaker 1: is to lord the land, like, and you're not lording
Speaker 1: the land, you're telling one of your payers to lord
Speaker 1: the land. Because she was like, she's like, hmmm, what
Speaker 1: do you think we should do? And I'm like, why
Speaker 1: the fuck are you asking me, bitch?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm like, well, get your ass over here
Speaker 2: and lock the fucking door.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Me earlier, being like now is a twenty two year old.
Speaker 3: I would yell at her, but I still can't because
Speaker 3: I'm like scared. I'm like, what if she kicks me out?
Speaker 1: But basically she's like what should we do? And I
Speaker 1: was like I don't know, And she's like, Okay, call
Speaker 1: the police and have them inspect and make sure that
Speaker 1: there's no random people in the house and then.
Speaker 3: Tell me what happens then. And I was like sure,
Speaker 3: and I hung up, and she I was like, she's
Speaker 3: telling me to fucking to pull a fool on investigation.
Speaker 1: So yeah, and she's like and then she's like, or like,
Speaker 1: are your roommates there, Like, are one of the men
Speaker 1: in the house.
Speaker 3: Can they lock the door because you're literally.
Speaker 1: Didn't do that.
Speaker 2: She's like, are any of the men in the house, Like, like,
Speaker 2: I'm a man, Like.
Speaker 3: I literally said to her. I was like, I was like,
Speaker 3: there's boys in the house. We don't have men here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she like laughed and she's like, huh, okay,
Speaker 1: have one of them close the door, and I was
Speaker 1: like what. Basically I end up calling the non emergency
Speaker 1: I tell them, and they're like, oh, yeah, we have
Speaker 1: to send a patrol unit there, Like it's a fucking
Speaker 1: open house, like.
Speaker 2: We have to there might be someone inside.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there might be someone's wadding in there.
Speaker 2: So they send the two most wrinkity dnkity like fucking
Speaker 2: bullshit cops I've ever seen in my entire life. Early
Speaker 2: children also, there are fucking as.
Speaker 1: It takes two hours and I'm not kidding, it takes
Speaker 1: two fucking hours for anyone to show up.
Speaker 3: I had to call three times, and but.
Speaker 1: In between it was so funny because we would like
Speaker 1: I'm standing in silence and just like Okay.
Speaker 2: We sat on the stairs for literally two hours basically
Speaker 2: just like listening for sounds from the apartment, and we'd
Speaker 2: hear like a single like.
Speaker 1: Literally our old house just creaked.
Speaker 2: We all jump up and be like and at one
Speaker 2: point we like went down the stairs to like investigate
Speaker 2: a little more and like, I like am recording. I
Speaker 2: actually just got chills from the sound, and like I'm
Speaker 2: recording and we're all like dead silence, and we hear
Speaker 2: this like like like breathing sound from inside the apartment,
Speaker 2: and like we all freaked the fuck out also, and.
Speaker 1: If someone was in there, we were not being good
Speaker 1: at being like we don't know what's happening, don't kill us.
Speaker 1: We sounded like we wanted to be killed, yeah, like
Speaker 1: screaming all the time, and we were like, good thing,
Speaker 1: I have my guns.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like I have guns and knives and
Speaker 2: RPGs and I'm ready to blow up anybody who tries
Speaker 2: to come into this house.
Speaker 1: It's so stupid, but we got a lot of funny
Speaker 1: footage out of it. But basically, here's play.
Speaker 2: One of our screams actually because it's actually hilarious.
Speaker 1: Also, this story gets very embarrassing on my side, not
Speaker 1: fully embarrassing. I do want to say like I did
Speaker 1: it all in good faith.
Speaker 2: Like that's us after hearing like breathing from the apartment
Speaker 2: on the other side, like probably someone inside the door
Speaker 2: that just fell down the stairs and broken them.
Speaker 3: Like no, So okay, I before I make a fool
Speaker 3: out of myself and say what ended up happening.
Speaker 1: I want to say that I did it all in
Speaker 1: good faith. It's still I would like if if my
Speaker 1: home was just open all night, especially like we don't
Speaker 1: live in a bad area, but we live in a
Speaker 1: busy area like a lot of randoms because we live
Speaker 1: in such a middle ground between like two parts of
Speaker 1: the cities that a lot of people in.
Speaker 2: Our apartment complex has literally been invaded.
Speaker 1: Yeah, our apartment complex, it's just like notorious for like
Speaker 1: people trying to break in breaking in. Yeah, we're on
Speaker 1: the corner of like a really busy street, two streets,
Speaker 1: and so I was just like, dude, even if like
Speaker 1: they're up there, like I am personally scared to one
Speaker 1: knock because I don't know if they're up there. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's a random person up there, I
Speaker 1: don't know if no one's up there. I don't want
Speaker 1: to like fully involve myself and put myself and my
Speaker 1: friends in danger. So I'm just like I need to
Speaker 1: call someone else to like litigate this situation, and like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just like a weird thing of like do
Speaker 1: I shut my mouth and close my door and like
Speaker 1: have good faith that like everybody in the world is
Speaker 1: good and that if someone walked by and saw this.
Speaker 3: Door open that they wouldn't kill them?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Or do I take that burden off of my
Speaker 1: shoulder and just be like okay, Like I would want
Speaker 1: someone to do this for me, Like my door was open,
Speaker 1: I would want someone to call help and be like
Speaker 1: close your door please. And also we had knocked the
Speaker 1: fuck out. We were being loud. You heard in that clip.
Speaker 1: We were being so loud, so in our head we
Speaker 1: were like either no one's in there, or someone's in
Speaker 1: there and like.
Speaker 2: Needs help, needs help, or something like. We were like,
Speaker 2: there's someone in there, just like rummaging through the crib
Speaker 2: and they're scared shit listening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're like, oh, someone knows I'm in here,
Speaker 1: like whatever. So finally the cops show up. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the most like they were our age. We literally called
Speaker 1: to people our age with like the same education as us.
Speaker 1: But except for some reason.
Speaker 2: I think it was it was a minor emergency. So
Speaker 2: I think they just sent them on like a little
Speaker 2: training exhibition, because exactly they.
Speaker 1: Were like calling for help and they were like I
Speaker 1: don't know what to do next, like they really didn't
Speaker 1: know what they were doing, but like whatever. So I
Speaker 1: explained this situation of them and like in my head
Speaker 1: also for more context, I as far as we thought
Speaker 1: no one was supposed to be in the house, we
Speaker 1: thought that couple was on vacation.
Speaker 3: Yea, because I had a big miscommunication.
Speaker 1: With my landlord, which honestly is still on her fucking
Speaker 1: fault because I described it. I was like, Oh, it's
Speaker 1: the older couple, the two like older people who live
Speaker 1: next to us, That's who I'm talking about. I was
Speaker 1: like very clear that I was talking about them, and
Speaker 1: she still didn't get the hamp But whatever, it's miscommunication.
Speaker 3: It's kind of on my fault, but it's also.
Speaker 1: Her fucking fault because she's a landlord and she could
Speaker 1: have just pulled up and locked the door. That would
Speaker 1: have solved everything. She cause I asked her. I was like,
Speaker 1: do you have an extra key? She was like yeah,
Speaker 1: but can you just close it and I'll lock it
Speaker 1: in the morning.
Speaker 2: And I was like no.
Speaker 1: No. Also, we tried to wiggle the handle shot and
Speaker 1: it wouldn't close because our house is really old and
Speaker 1: all the handles like you really have to wiggle to
Speaker 1: get closed. So I was like, and I'm not doing
Speaker 1: that because if someone's in there and like thinks I'm
Speaker 1: a fucking intruder and kills me then shotgun, then what
Speaker 1: the fuck do I do?
Speaker 2: Basically, then how are we going to record the pot cast?
Speaker 1: I'm like, you don't understand I have a podcast tomorrow, Like,
Speaker 1: get your ass over here, for get this, come on. Also,
Speaker 1: not me saying the name of my landlord.
Speaker 3: We have to leap that out.
Speaker 1: Basically, the cops ask I explained, and they're like, all right,
Speaker 1: well we're gonna go We're gonna go up. You're gonna
Speaker 1: hear us yell that. It's like the police and if
Speaker 1: you're rummaging, it's us. And we're like, okay, So we're
Speaker 1: all like being nosiest, fucking standing next to the wall.
Speaker 2: Extremely dangerous because our wall we share a wall with
Speaker 2: this apartment, and god forbid, the cops shot someone and
Speaker 2: shot our head with a bullet to our wall.
Speaker 1: So that wasn't smart on us, But we were all
Speaker 1: being nosy, and we were all like listening through the
Speaker 1: wall and we hear that someone's in the house, and
Speaker 1: like we're like yeah, Like we were like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: we just we just like stopped. We just saved the world.
Speaker 2: We stopped the home.
Speaker 3: And then we keep listening and we're.
Speaker 2: Like, they just said our landlord's name.
Speaker 1: You're like, the person who's who just broke into the
Speaker 1: house and knows the name of the landlord. That's odd.
Speaker 3: And we keep listening and then I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, we hear two voices. Yeah, it's a.
Speaker 3: Man and a woman.
Speaker 1: And I'm like the voice and like, they don't our
Speaker 1: neighbors don't speak English. I was like, doesn't sound like
Speaker 1: they're English's coming out too. I'm like, oh, I'm standing there,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I think I just called I think
Speaker 1: I just ordered off breaking and entering by the police
Speaker 1: on my fucking Basically, what ended up happening is I
Speaker 1: had a miscommunication with the landlord, which again, this is
Speaker 1: her fucking fault because she just pulled up with the
Speaker 1: goddamn key and closed the fucking door like it was
Speaker 1: her job to fucking do. I wouldn't have to get involved,
Speaker 1: so heavily, but she thought I was talking about a
Speaker 1: different neighbor who was on vacation, and this older couple was.
Speaker 3: Not on vacation. They were home and they.
Speaker 2: Just left and went to sleep with it open, and
Speaker 2: we just called the cops on our neighbors who were
Speaker 2: just peacefully sleeping in their.
Speaker 3: Bed and now they have extreme PTSD.
Speaker 2: And like they were petrified, like they were talking about
Speaker 2: it this morning still for like two hours while I
Speaker 2: was awake just rightfully.
Speaker 1: So dude, I felt so bad. I felt like a
Speaker 1: fucking idiot. But again in my head, I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: their door dre even got it on video, which we
Speaker 1: want show because I don't want to like show our
Speaker 1: neighbor's door, but like their door was wide open, and
Speaker 1: our ship is lit up, like if you were walking by,
Speaker 1: you could easily see that. So I don't have any
Speaker 1: regrets in the fact that, like I am like such
Speaker 1: a fun I'm just an EmPATH and like I like
Speaker 1: think about people like that, and I didn't want anything.
Speaker 2: See that's your problem, Like you like emotions, yeah, and
Speaker 2: you need to like take care of that.
Speaker 1: I know I need to like take care of myself
Speaker 1: and like be a little more selfish, but I just
Speaker 1: can't help it because like other people, you.
Speaker 2: Feel for other people. I'm just I'm like what's called
Speaker 2: the sociopath. Oh what's that? Like I don't care about
Speaker 2: anybody's feelings at all, and like.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why make a good match, because like I
Speaker 1: do all the caring and you do all.
Speaker 2: The like yeah, and I don't even think I have emotions,
Speaker 2: So that's good.
Speaker 1: Like I wish I had that, and I like because
Speaker 1: I know, but like actually I have, Like I have
Speaker 1: such a deep, deep, deep care for people that like
Speaker 1: sometimes it hurts me, but like I just like love
Speaker 1: the idea that I'm like better.
Speaker 3: Than a lot of people. Oh yeah, like I will
Speaker 3: always care for other people.
Speaker 2: Oh see, I'm like different because like I want to
Speaker 2: see people.
Speaker 1: You know, that's bad, so you shouldn't keep repeating it.
Speaker 2: And I want people to die.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's how I made a fucking fool of myself.
Speaker 1: I'm a goddamn disgrace and a mockery and I was
Speaker 1: so fucking embarrassed.
Speaker 2: But life is good. Life is good.
Speaker 1: The episode, I am so fucking sweaty.
Speaker 3: We need to get an ac situation.
Speaker 2: Figured out for it with all the mics. What we
Speaker 2: should do is blast the ac in here before we film,
Speaker 2: so we have at least ten to fifteen minutes of
Speaker 2: like cool air, true true.
Speaker 1: Okay, and yeah, so that that concludes Oh shit, we're
Speaker 1: gonna say our favorite media, but yeah, that concludes our.
Speaker 2: Our cursed, fucking, scary, terrifying home that everyone's probably like,
Speaker 2: why do y'all still live there? Like y'all have, like.
Speaker 3: I personally like this apartment.
Speaker 2: Y'all have like terrible experiences there, like like literally y'all
Speaker 2: are in danger there, Like what's what's keeping you all home?
Speaker 3: Home is where the heart is, and my heart is here, baby.
Speaker 2: Home is where you piss.
Speaker 3: The bed, so you'd be pissing the bed here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a purple mattress.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, So it just gets into like it's like
Speaker 3: an ice.
Speaker 2: Cube tree exactly exactly.
Speaker 3: But a straw in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like really really good.
Speaker 1: Okay, shut the fuck up, let's get into media, and
Speaker 1: then y'all can go on your merry fucking way and
Speaker 1: have a good rest of your day and think about
Speaker 1: how traumatic our life is and how you should care
Speaker 1: about us the way I care about other people.
Speaker 2: Because I am an EmPATH and I'm associopath.
Speaker 1: All right, I go first, you fucking bitch, So I'll
Speaker 1: give I'll give a few of my favorite songs. I
Speaker 1: don't have like a favorite album, but I have a
Speaker 1: few favorite song. Oh, I have Hay Get Out of
Speaker 1: My Way by The Cardigans, Lumberjack by Tyler the Creator.
Speaker 2: Oh, that was gonna say that one.
Speaker 1: I was just about to say. Actually, by the time
Speaker 1: this comes out, like the album would have been out
Speaker 1: for like three weeks, so people are gonna be like, damn, bitch,
Speaker 1: your fake like you like that's your favorite song of
Speaker 1: the album?
Speaker 3: Is the single?
Speaker 1: I haven't heard the album yet. Yeah, so the single
Speaker 1: is my favorite. And then Smoking Gun by Magnolia Shorty
Speaker 1: and then Blouse by Claro.
Speaker 2: Ooh and those are four she's been blasting. Blouse by Claro.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she makes that sweet. It makes me feel sweet
Speaker 3: and sexy and I love her.
Speaker 2: I'm going to do a movie in a couple of songs,
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't have a movie, bitch. Oh, actually the
Speaker 3: Birdcage that's my mom.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, you've been talking about that. I still need
Speaker 2: to watch that Happy Pride. My movie is The Parent
Speaker 2: Trap watch it, rewatch it. It is masterclass cinema. It
Speaker 2: doesn't really get better than that. And like you actually
Speaker 2: lose Lindsay Lohan in her roles and she's playing very
Speaker 2: very complex positions or characters, and like not enough people
Speaker 2: like talk about like how good she actually acted as
Speaker 2: like a child in that movie. And yeah, y'all should
Speaker 2: just watch it and watch it with like a very
Speaker 2: critical lens and like have fun.
Speaker 1: Watch it and then make an eight paragraph description on letter.
Speaker 2: No, you know what song I'm gonna say West Coast
Speaker 2: by Lana del Ray, Oh wow, listen to that fucking
Speaker 2: song again.
Speaker 3: And that you know what song I.
Speaker 1: Was saying of the other day is like be yeah,
Speaker 1: what Bibra like an.
Speaker 2: American and also always Returning by Brian Enu. Listen to that.
Speaker 2: Listen to West Coast by Landa del Ray, have some
Speaker 2: fun while watching The Parent Trap and live your fucking
Speaker 2: life and read.
Speaker 3: The Body Keeps a Score.
Speaker 1: I'm only two chapters in, but literally, when you were
Speaker 1: talking about PTSD and I said all that like crazy
Speaker 1: dumb shit, like that's not from my brain.
Speaker 3: I learned that from that book.
Speaker 2: But that is from your brain, because you learn it
Speaker 2: from Okay, that was this episode of Emergency Intercom.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to Emergency Intercom.
Speaker 3: Be back next week. We'll be here and.
Speaker 2: Maybe more queer.
Speaker 3: Okay, fine,