WEBVTT - Our House Is Cursed

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<v Speaker 1>Life camera Ash. Welcome to this episode of Emergency in Orcom.

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<v Speaker 1>Today we talk about, however, since moving into this home,

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<v Speaker 1>there has been an intrusive fear for our lives.

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<v Speaker 2>It's cursed. This house is cursed. It's evil. There's a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of dark energy in here and it needs to

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<v Speaker 2>be addressed. And I know a lot of y'all are

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<v Speaker 2>hearing this and are extremely excited to hear this, because

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<v Speaker 2>probably for the past two years we've been saying, wait

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<v Speaker 2>for the podcast, we'll tell the stories on the podcast. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and now's the fucking time.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually do think we've slipped up and have said

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<v Speaker 3>it public like all of these stories at least once publicly,

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<v Speaker 3>but now they're like congealed into one thing, so you

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<v Speaker 3>don't have to go running.

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<v Speaker 2>Around and there's new there's new shit, there's new developments

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<v Speaker 2>to the story, there's new development to there's new umanzor

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<v Speaker 2>Philip Chateau.

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<v Speaker 3>Except the new development is just kind of embarrassing on my.

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<v Speaker 1>Part, but we'll get into that later.

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<v Speaker 2>We have to start from the beginning, the very very

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<v Speaker 2>very beginning, which is the home invasion.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and so we moved into this apartment in May

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<v Speaker 1>twenty nineteen, mm and I soon after, like I think

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<v Speaker 1>two weeks after moving in, I took a.

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<v Speaker 3>Trip to Miami.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was it was very quick. It was very

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<v Speaker 2>we were very fresh to this house, like we uh,

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<v Speaker 2>we're still like learning our neighborhood and shit, we we

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<v Speaker 2>didn't really know where we were like.

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<v Speaker 1>At yeah, placement wise on the map.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and we're just chilling. One night, like and he's gone.

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<v Speaker 2>It's me and Josh in the house. Josh had already

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<v Speaker 2>been gone for a couple of days back at his

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<v Speaker 2>house or his parents' house, just like hanging out with

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<v Speaker 2>his parents. And he came back and I was like, oh, finally,

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<v Speaker 2>like not an alone night because I don't really like

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<v Speaker 2>being alone. But I wasn't really scared before this. I

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<v Speaker 2>was kind of just like whatever, like I don't like

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<v Speaker 2>being alone, but I can handle this. But then everything changed.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything changed. So one night in he's out of the house,

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<v Speaker 2>Josh goes to bed like really really early for some reason,

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<v Speaker 2>he never ever ever goes to bed early. And it

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<v Speaker 2>was just like it was exactly I think he like

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<v Speaker 2>called a hit on me. But basically we were just

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<v Speaker 2>like Josh was asleep in his room or like getting

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<v Speaker 2>ready to fall asleep, and I was just chilling in

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<v Speaker 2>my room, my door wide open, and I was I

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<v Speaker 2>can't remember if I was playing the Minecraft album or

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<v Speaker 2>if I was playing Minecraft.

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<v Speaker 3>I might have actually been playing Minecraft.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I was playing on that era. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>think I was playing Minecraft. And like the sound of

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<v Speaker 2>Minecraft was blasting through the house like it was it

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<v Speaker 2>was loud as shit and have to be like I

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<v Speaker 2>had to make that clear, like it wasn't my computer

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<v Speaker 2>was on full blast, like it wasn't quiet, and like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just playing Minecraft whatever. And then I'm like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting like really really tired, like I need to

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<v Speaker 2>go to bed soon, so like just like winding down

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<v Speaker 2>my night and then I hear a Zuol like screaming,

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<v Speaker 2>like literally yelling at the top of his lungs, which

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<v Speaker 2>like isn't abnormal. Yeah, because she.

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<v Speaker 1>Has bad separation anxieties. So when I do leave it

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<v Speaker 1>and we had just moved to this house, so she

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<v Speaker 1>was on a really bad one and even when I

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<v Speaker 1>was here, she would like scream aim to be let.

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<v Speaker 3>Out of the room and like wander and like learn

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<v Speaker 3>the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Was this pre escape or post escape. I think he

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<v Speaker 2>had already gotten out.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, he had already gotten out, so but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he was still just like in an anxious like he

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<v Speaker 1>was like, fair, I don't know where the fuck I am.

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<v Speaker 2>He was like, I went out and I haven't.

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<v Speaker 1>Seen my owner in like a week. I'm like losing

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<v Speaker 1>my mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but yeah, anyways, there's always screeching he So I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, Okay, I'm gonna go lock him on that

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<v Speaker 2>side of the house because we have like doors separating

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<v Speaker 2>the house. So I like walk over there and I

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<v Speaker 2>passed by this the door to like the parking garage

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<v Speaker 2>and like, and ya always leaves that light on, and

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<v Speaker 2>like when I was passing by it to go to

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<v Speaker 2>bed or to go play Minecraft before, I had turned

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<v Speaker 2>it off, and I was like like at it. Not

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<v Speaker 2>out of spite, but I was just like, I want

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<v Speaker 2>this light off. I don't like it on.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, for more concept, turn it off. I leave.

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<v Speaker 1>I leave front lights and back lights on because the

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<v Speaker 1>old in saying, if you don't want your house to

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<v Speaker 1>be fucking broken into, you leave lights on, so any

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<v Speaker 1>intruders think there's someone in.

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<v Speaker 2>The house already exactly. And I didn't realize that before.

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<v Speaker 2>And now now that light is literally on twenty four seven.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's been turned off since, but passing by,

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<v Speaker 2>I noticed that the light was on and I was like, God,

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<v Speaker 2>damn it, Josh, like why the fuck did you turn

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<v Speaker 2>that light on? Like this is very very annoying, like whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>So I like, flick the light off, don't notice anything different,

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<v Speaker 2>But I in my head, I was like, huh, I

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<v Speaker 2>thought I turned that light off, but it was on.

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<v Speaker 2>But I turned it off again. Walk over to the

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<v Speaker 2>side of the house and then I noticed the door

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<v Speaker 2>separating like Enya's bedroom side of the house, the stairs

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<v Speaker 2>to the front door. Everything is like shut already, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, that's weird because it was open. It

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<v Speaker 2>was like already open because like we I hadn't turned

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<v Speaker 2>the house off yet, like I haven't gone to bed yet,

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<v Speaker 2>So I thought that was weird. And then I opened

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<v Speaker 2>this door and I'm greeted with like the raunchiest, most

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<v Speaker 2>disgusting stinch I've ever smelled in my entire.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, I love my dirty underwear before I went to Miami.

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<v Speaker 2>Girl, I know what your underwear smells like. And I

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<v Speaker 2>because I'd be sniffing a ship out of that, and

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<v Speaker 2>it did not smell like your underwear.

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<v Speaker 1>What you just keep teing just get.

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<v Speaker 2>Wearing well, I mean you just leave it out and

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<v Speaker 2>I just smell.

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<v Speaker 1>It, okay, no, okay, just whatever. Whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm like greeted with this like raunchy smell, like

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<v Speaker 2>like I wish I could describe it other than like

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<v Speaker 2>just like fucking pure disgust and stinch like gross, nasty, nasty, nasty,

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<v Speaker 2>nasty smell. And I'm like, God damn it, Azul, Like

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<v Speaker 2>why'd you ship like Azul ship? And now I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have to go clean up that ship because it's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>fucking stain in your bed.

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<v Speaker 1>And someone's probably like, oh, Zule's poop couldn't smell that bad,

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<v Speaker 1>as ules poop smells really bad, it makes sense that

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<v Speaker 1>truth thought it was.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, yeah, a Zul drops turds, and I had no

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<v Speaker 2>other res no other idea like of what it could be.

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<v Speaker 2>And so then I like, then I get this like

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<v Speaker 2>uneasy feeling because I hear like a Zul knocks something

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<v Speaker 2>off in the room or something falls in his room,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like I'm like and I out loud, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>God damn it, Azul, like stop throwing shit on the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like very sussed out now, and I'm like

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm kind of uneasy. And then like I take

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<v Speaker 2>a step towards in his door and I see this

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<v Speaker 2>fucking six foot four man just like dart into the doorway,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like who is this? Who is this? And

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<v Speaker 2>I and I'm like like literally shocked, like frozen in fear,

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<v Speaker 2>like deer in headlights, like pure fight or flight, and

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<v Speaker 2>my body was just frozen, like I couldn't move. I

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<v Speaker 2>was so petrified. And then like we're just looking at

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<v Speaker 2>each other, which what like it felt like, yeah, it felt.

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<v Speaker 3>Like forever, but it was probably like a split set.

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<v Speaker 2>It literally felt like thirty years, but it was probably

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<v Speaker 2>like max three seconds. And he breaks the silence and

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, what are you doing here? And like in

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<v Speaker 2>my mind, I'm like, what the fuck are you doing here?

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<v Speaker 2>Like you're in my house? And so but I don't

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<v Speaker 2>remember if I say anything. It's like literally two years

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<v Speaker 2>old now. And so what happens is like I like

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<v Speaker 2>dart through our living room because like the way our

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<v Speaker 2>house is oriented, Like I dart into our living room

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<v Speaker 2>and like my first thought was like I'm gonna grab

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<v Speaker 2>the knife that I was cutting apples with earlier. It's

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<v Speaker 2>sitting in the sink. I didn't do the dishes, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna cut this motherfucker up into little pieces. And

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<v Speaker 2>I like, I'm gonna stand my ground and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be the man of the house and not yeah right,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I'm gonna be the man of the house.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, and cut this bitch up. I dart into

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<v Speaker 2>the kitchen. I the knife, I pick it up to

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<v Speaker 2>stab him. This dude's already chasing after me. And then

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like in my head, like split decision. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the biggest fucking pussy in the world, Like, throw

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<v Speaker 2>the knife back into the scene. This guy's coming after me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like okay, Like I'm fully not fighting at this point.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm flying away from the scene, like I'm getting as

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<v Speaker 2>far away from him as possible, right, And I'm like bruh,

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<v Speaker 2>Like Josh is still in the house, Like I can't

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<v Speaker 2>just leave Josh in the fucking house with this dude,

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<v Speaker 2>Like what type of person would I be? And then

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<v Speaker 2>also in my mind, I was like like after I

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<v Speaker 2>thought about this, I was like, oh, like like I know,

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<v Speaker 2>I like are like I know I care about y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was like, literally like this is like family

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<v Speaker 2>to me, like that if I think about that all

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<v Speaker 2>the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I'm like the shape of the house is so

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<v Speaker 1>small that one I was just thinking this, if that

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<v Speaker 1>man actually wanted to hurt you, like he would have

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<v Speaker 1>done it. But obviously he was fucking freaked out too,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was like, dude, I straight up out there

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<v Speaker 1>was no one here, yeah, and he was probably just

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<v Speaker 1>like on this side of the house freaking out being

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<v Speaker 1>like yeah, it's also like it's so sweet that you

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<v Speaker 1>were like could have just ran out and been like

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<v Speaker 1>I hope Josh wakes up, like it's okay, but you

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<v Speaker 1>were just like standing in the doorway being.

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<v Speaker 2>Like yeh yeah. I was like standing in the doorway

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<v Speaker 2>like screaming for Josh. I was like, Josh, wake the

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<v Speaker 2>fuck up. Someone's in the house, like please wake up,

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<v Speaker 2>Please please hurry, Harry hurry. And Josh was like, Drew,

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<v Speaker 2>this isn't a funny joke, Like why are you joking?

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<v Speaker 2>Like I was dead asleep and I'm like Josh, now

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not fucking joking, Like wake up, get over here.

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<v Speaker 2>We're leaving, and Josh like eventually realized like I wasn't trolling, because.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's also so funny when you tell this story,

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<v Speaker 1>I like always have to remind myself, like this probably

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<v Speaker 1>whole event took place under like five minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it literally took place in less than two minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it was it was like a two minute ordeal

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<v Speaker 2>like for me, but it literally felt so long. And

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<v Speaker 2>then like me and Josh, Josh eventually comes to the

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<v Speaker 2>back door. I'm already fumbling with the door because for

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<v Speaker 2>some reason, it's locked already, and like it just it

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<v Speaker 2>just it the door was locked. Whatever we unlocked it

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<v Speaker 2>like literally out of a fucking horror movie, like fumbling

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<v Speaker 2>with the lock, like trying to get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Open, and you'll already have a hard time at the

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<v Speaker 1>back yard. You're like I already know what it looked like.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was just like so absurd. We like dart

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<v Speaker 2>down the stairs into the backyard and we can either

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<v Speaker 2>go left into the parking garage surrounded by six foot

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<v Speaker 2>spike fences, or we can take a right and.

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<v Speaker 3>Go still have to jump a fence, jump.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a four foot fence, but like it's not as

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<v Speaker 2>dangerous jumping a six foot fence. But for some reason,

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<v Speaker 2>we decide to go into our parking garage and jump

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<v Speaker 2>the spike fucking fences and we do that, Josh like

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<v Speaker 2>his ankle gets stuck in between the spikes. It like

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<v Speaker 2>cuts up his ankle. He literally face plants into the

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<v Speaker 2>ground like like hits his cheek really hard. He had

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<v Speaker 2>like a bruised cheek for like weeks after this. I

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<v Speaker 2>jump and I fall and like scrape up my leg

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<v Speaker 2>and like it was just really pathetic. And then we're

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<v Speaker 2>both barefoot and we sprint to this gas station about

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<v Speaker 2>like a quarter mile up the street and nine to

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<v Speaker 2>one one. And that's kind of the story of like

0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:11.040
<v Speaker 2>the home invasion, and this motherfucker jumped in the exact

0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:14.800
<v Speaker 2>same spot we jumped in to get away, and like

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<v Speaker 2>out of like a cartoon, like all of his clothes

0:12:17.840 --> 0:12:19.680
<v Speaker 2>got ripped off, like he like like all of his

0:12:19.760 --> 0:12:23.920
<v Speaker 2>clothes were on his pants, his shirt, his jacket, his boxers,

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<v Speaker 2>literally everything that could have gotten ripped off his body

0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:28.960
<v Speaker 2>except for his shoes and his socks got ripped off.

0:12:29.120 --> 0:12:31.240
<v Speaker 2>So he was like running through our neighborhood away from

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<v Speaker 2>the cops like butt ass naked, which is fucking hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what's also crazy. I wonder if he made

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<v Speaker 1>that decision on purpose and took off his clothes and

0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:40.160
<v Speaker 1>left them behind because he didn't want to be recognized

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<v Speaker 1>for being in the house based on what he was wearing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, interesting, that's probably possible. And then the cops got here,

0:12:47.160 --> 0:12:50.960
<v Speaker 2>they like searched the house. Front door was locked, back

0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:55.080
<v Speaker 2>door was locked. He like was in the house for

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<v Speaker 2>at least fifteen minutes like while I was in here,

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<v Speaker 2>which is like crazy, and I just didn't notice.

0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:06.640
<v Speaker 1>And then, as I said, I was sick also right

0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:10.040
<v Speaker 1>before I left, so I had those like naked which also,

0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:13.040
<v Speaker 1>now that I think about it, I'm like, Okay, you

0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:16.040
<v Speaker 1>really do grow a lot as a person an adult

0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:19.800
<v Speaker 1>from the age of nineteen to twenty one. I'm twenty

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<v Speaker 1>two now, so it's like whatever. But at this time

0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:25.040
<v Speaker 1>I had just turned twenty, So from twenty to twenty two,

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<v Speaker 1>at the age of twenty, I thought something good to

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<v Speaker 1>put in my body when I was sick was a

0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:34.000
<v Speaker 1>fucking naked juice, Like that is not good. That is

0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:37.000
<v Speaker 1>so much sugar, like all bad for you. But that

0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:38.400
<v Speaker 1>was like something I had like.

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<v Speaker 2>Gotten while I was sick, Like this is going to

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<v Speaker 2>cure me this dream. I need some green this green

0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:44.800
<v Speaker 2>sugar water is going to cure me.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Gross, Yeah, he chucked that girthiash dream. He went into

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<v Speaker 2>the fucking shower in our boiler room, in our laundry

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<v Speaker 2>room and dry shaved his pukes with my razor and

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<v Speaker 2>just like I don't, I don't, I don't understand, like

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<v Speaker 2>how you can do that, Like that is like the

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<v Speaker 2>most icky feeling in the.

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<v Speaker 3>World, to dry shaving or using someone else's.

0:14:07.600 --> 0:14:12.280
<v Speaker 2>Razor, dry shaving long ass pubes, like long, long pubes,

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<v Speaker 2>like with a not even like a yeah, no, no no,

0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:18.400
<v Speaker 2>It was like yeah, and he.

0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:20.760
<v Speaker 1>Just razor And also that's like a bad place to

0:14:20.840 --> 0:14:22.600
<v Speaker 1>like do that. I just met like hair.

0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:26.640
<v Speaker 2>And like yeah. And then he went to our living room,

0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:30.280
<v Speaker 2>like collected some gadgets, he got some keys, he scored

0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:32.200
<v Speaker 2>a car, he scored some can Oh.

0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:36.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he like put all of our keys under my

0:14:36.360 --> 0:14:38.840
<v Speaker 1>pillow in my room. Oh yeah. Also he slept in

0:14:38.840 --> 0:14:40.800
<v Speaker 1>my fucking bed. He laid in my bed.

0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:42.520
<v Speaker 2>And there were pubes all over all.

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<v Speaker 3>Over everything, And I still don't know.

0:14:45.920 --> 0:14:49.520
<v Speaker 1>Okay, he definitely went through my like shit, but I

0:14:49.600 --> 0:14:51.680
<v Speaker 1>had like my room kind of messy because I we

0:14:51.840 --> 0:14:54.600
<v Speaker 1>just moved in and then I had packed, but he

0:14:54.720 --> 0:14:57.600
<v Speaker 1>went into my closet and like there were underwear everywhere,

0:14:57.960 --> 0:14:58.240
<v Speaker 1>So I.

0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:00.640
<v Speaker 2>Think he was going through your underwear for sure, because

0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:05.440
<v Speaker 2>there was like underwear like on your like uh fireplace,

0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:07.800
<v Speaker 2>like there was like it was strung everywhere.

0:15:07.840 --> 0:15:10.000
<v Speaker 3>And then he like he was like a little having

0:15:10.000 --> 0:15:10.520
<v Speaker 3>a little party.

0:15:10.560 --> 0:15:12.280
<v Speaker 2>He was like me, like smelling your underwear?

0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:14.800
<v Speaker 3>What the fuck are you talking about? Do you smell? Okay,

0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:15.720
<v Speaker 3>I'm not getting into this.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not weird, it's natural.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyways, And then when Drew called me, I was in

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<v Speaker 1>Miami and my first thought was does he have my keys?

0:15:22.240 --> 0:15:23.240
<v Speaker 3>He's gonna steal my car?

0:15:23.600 --> 0:15:24.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:26.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was like, is Azul still in the house?

0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:28.800
<v Speaker 3>Did he steal my keys?

0:15:28.880 --> 0:15:30.960
<v Speaker 2>And then you'd like and it was like when we

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<v Speaker 2>called India and told her, she was like where's this?

0:15:33.040 --> 0:15:34.680
<v Speaker 2>Like is this ol okay? And she didn't even like

0:15:34.720 --> 0:15:37.200
<v Speaker 2>give a single ship okay, Because in my head I.

0:15:37.200 --> 0:15:39.720
<v Speaker 1>Was like, obviously they're okay because they called me and

0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:41.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm hearing both of their voices.

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<v Speaker 2>I was a little offended by that, I know when I.

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<v Speaker 1>Look back at it, But like, also, you were talking

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<v Speaker 1>to someone who like I've like had so many like

0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:52.320
<v Speaker 1>literally like the year before I left the house, we

0:15:52.320 --> 0:15:53.880
<v Speaker 1>were all sitting in my house and a guy just

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<v Speaker 1>like came through the front door and was stealing bikes

0:15:56.680 --> 0:15:58.360
<v Speaker 1>and then he thought the door was open, and my

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<v Speaker 1>dad walked out and there was just this guy outside

0:16:01.120 --> 0:16:03.520
<v Speaker 1>of our house like stealing ship off of our lawn

0:16:03.840 --> 0:16:06.360
<v Speaker 1>and like about to walk into the house. So like

0:16:07.440 --> 0:16:09.720
<v Speaker 1>again not to like I'm not in.

0:16:09.640 --> 0:16:12.160
<v Speaker 2>My head like this, you're making my trauma come in

0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:12.680
<v Speaker 2>my head.

0:16:12.760 --> 0:16:15.960
<v Speaker 1>This was like normal things that happened in life. So

0:16:16.000 --> 0:16:18.800
<v Speaker 1>I was like, never won, but I did. I did

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<v Speaker 1>end up apologizing and I was like sorry that I

0:16:20.640 --> 0:16:22.600
<v Speaker 1>was like concerned about like all my things.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember just like like calling you like on a high,

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<v Speaker 2>like like I was just like fucking attacked like all

0:16:29.680 --> 0:16:31.160
<v Speaker 2>this ship and you're like is this all okay? Like

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<v Speaker 2>where's this okay?

0:16:32.160 --> 0:16:34.920
<v Speaker 1>Also, like I just got back, so I was like, yeah,

0:16:35.040 --> 0:16:36.040
<v Speaker 1>fucking cat's gone again.

0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:39.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna like I don't blame you like for freaking

0:16:39.440 --> 0:16:41.440
<v Speaker 2>out because like he could have just.

0:16:41.440 --> 0:16:43.800
<v Speaker 3>Like like yes, I will defend my behavior to like

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<v Speaker 3>any lengths. And that's all we're learning today.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but yeah, I did not have the best response.

0:16:49.520 --> 0:16:51.320
<v Speaker 1>I had also just woken up and at the ripe

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<v Speaker 1>time of one pm and Miami, and I was like,

0:16:54.800 --> 0:16:58.960
<v Speaker 1>so my car is getting stolen and my cat's gone again. Yeah,

0:16:59.040 --> 0:17:01.040
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, they ended up the keys under my pillow

0:17:01.040 --> 0:17:04.919
<v Speaker 1>because then I begged them to to throw my shoots

0:17:04.920 --> 0:17:07.840
<v Speaker 1>away because I literally could. I already have issues with

0:17:07.920 --> 0:17:10.399
<v Speaker 1>my bed being dirty, So the fact that he would

0:17:10.400 --> 0:17:13.440
<v Speaker 1>do that to me, thank god I wasn't home. Drew

0:17:13.440 --> 0:17:15.000
<v Speaker 1>says that all the time, and I like always think

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<v Speaker 1>about that, Like if I was home, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to think about what.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no he was on a good one.

0:17:20.359 --> 0:17:21.959
<v Speaker 3>I would be in prison for murder.

0:17:22.600 --> 0:17:26.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Waida, No, I've gone to prison. But after that,

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<v Speaker 2>like I was like, I want to get a gun,

0:17:28.359 --> 0:17:32.119
<v Speaker 2>Like I want a gun, And then like I'm the

0:17:32.160 --> 0:17:34.600
<v Speaker 2>motherfucker who like gets a gun and it gets used

0:17:34.600 --> 0:17:36.040
<v Speaker 2>on you they shoot me up.

0:17:36.680 --> 0:17:39.960
<v Speaker 1>Like everyone everybody talks about like getting a gun for

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<v Speaker 1>their house and self defense, and I just don't believe

0:17:42.359 --> 0:17:45.719
<v Speaker 1>in that because I'm like, yeah, because Mitch, you had

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<v Speaker 1>a knife, Like, no, you if you weren't going to

0:17:47.480 --> 0:17:49.000
<v Speaker 1>use a knife, you weren't going to use a gun

0:17:49.480 --> 0:17:53.080
<v Speaker 1>even though, like I get it, knife is like clos okay,

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<v Speaker 1>But I told you this the fucking other day. I

0:17:55.520 --> 0:17:57.960
<v Speaker 1>was like, you're the type of motherfucker that if you

0:17:57.960 --> 0:17:59.360
<v Speaker 1>had a gun in the house, he would have came

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<v Speaker 1>in the house, saw the gun, been like, damn, this

0:18:00.960 --> 0:18:02.920
<v Speaker 1>gun is going to kill anybody. It's like a weak gun.

0:18:02.960 --> 0:18:04.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go to the pawn shop get a better

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<v Speaker 1>gun and come back.

0:18:05.840 --> 0:18:07.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And I mean there was enough time in between

0:18:08.080 --> 0:18:10.320
<v Speaker 2>him being in his house he literally could have found

0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:10.640
<v Speaker 2>my gun.

0:18:10.800 --> 0:18:13.480
<v Speaker 1>He literally gonna uber eat something to our house and

0:18:13.560 --> 0:18:14.359
<v Speaker 1>then got going.

0:18:14.600 --> 0:18:18.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but so suspect. Actually a weird development to the

0:18:18.080 --> 0:18:24.480
<v Speaker 2>story that happened at Christmas was they like found the dude,

0:18:24.480 --> 0:18:27.720
<v Speaker 2>like based off a finger cress. Yeah. They called me,

0:18:27.800 --> 0:18:30.159
<v Speaker 2>I'm like the twenty third and was like, Yo, we

0:18:30.200 --> 0:18:31.800
<v Speaker 2>found the dude, Like do you want to come in

0:18:31.840 --> 0:18:34.879
<v Speaker 2>and like tell us if it's him or not. And

0:18:34.920 --> 0:18:37.720
<v Speaker 2>I was like, yeah, I'll do that, and then they

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, just call me back when I'm in

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<v Speaker 2>LA and they never did, and they kind of just

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<v Speaker 2>the case.

0:18:43.720 --> 0:18:46.800
<v Speaker 1>It's also like whatever it was, Jeff, it was deaf,

0:18:46.920 --> 0:18:49.320
<v Speaker 1>just like a homeless dude who didn't mean any harm

0:18:49.359 --> 0:18:52.800
<v Speaker 1>and just thought he was like I really yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>was like I just found an empty house. Like, yes, I'm.

0:18:55.720 --> 0:18:59.399
<v Speaker 2>Sleeping, I'm like living here and I'm squatting myself.

0:19:00.119 --> 0:19:01.640
<v Speaker 3>This is I'm marking my territory.

0:19:02.160 --> 0:19:04.200
<v Speaker 2>No, if I was in his position, I would have

0:19:04.400 --> 0:19:05.119
<v Speaker 2>done the same thing.

0:19:05.200 --> 0:19:05.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what the fuck?

0:19:08.119 --> 0:19:10.480
<v Speaker 3>So that happened, and.

0:19:10.400 --> 0:19:13.480
<v Speaker 2>Then continuing the cursed house saga.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I come back from my Miami trip and

0:19:16.480 --> 0:19:17.399
<v Speaker 1>I don't where do you go?

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<v Speaker 3>I think you went back to Texas.

0:19:18.920 --> 0:19:20.399
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I probably was like I need to get out

0:19:20.400 --> 0:19:20.880
<v Speaker 2>of this house.

0:19:21.000 --> 0:19:21.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:19:21.280 --> 0:19:23.640
<v Speaker 1>True, ended up going back to Texas when I came back,

0:19:23.640 --> 0:19:26.200
<v Speaker 1>and by this time, it was like, oh, I guess

0:19:26.240 --> 0:19:30.800
<v Speaker 1>it was a month later because or whatever. Basically, it

0:19:30.880 --> 0:19:34.120
<v Speaker 1>was the day after Fourth of July. No, literally, where were.

0:19:33.960 --> 0:19:36.000
<v Speaker 2>You if it was fourth of July. I was in Texas.

0:19:36.040 --> 0:19:38.000
<v Speaker 1>We didn't spend Fourth of July here, though, I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like we did it with Josh's.

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<v Speaker 3>Family that year.

0:19:41.560 --> 0:19:44.600
<v Speaker 2>I was I've never had a fourth year. I've always

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<v Speaker 2>gone back.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, Oh, I went to Josh's house for the

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<v Speaker 1>Fourth of July and I came back to the house.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like a day later and I was just

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<v Speaker 1>here solo, vibing. I was sitting around all day and

0:20:00.720 --> 0:20:02.280
<v Speaker 1>then I just was like, okay, I need to like

0:20:02.320 --> 0:20:03.960
<v Speaker 1>shower and do something because I've been on my fucking

0:20:04.000 --> 0:20:06.399
<v Speaker 1>iPhone all day. So I got up to go.

0:20:06.480 --> 0:20:08.639
<v Speaker 2>Racking up them screen time hours.

0:20:08.680 --> 0:20:11.000
<v Speaker 1>Literally. So I got up and I was like, I'm

0:20:11.040 --> 0:20:13.399
<v Speaker 1>gonna wash the dishes and like take a shower. So

0:20:13.480 --> 0:20:16.200
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to go run the shower and the water

0:20:16.280 --> 0:20:17.920
<v Speaker 1>didn't turn on, and I was like, what the fuck

0:20:18.000 --> 0:20:19.560
<v Speaker 1>because we don't cover the water.

0:20:19.840 --> 0:20:21.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, our landlord covers.

0:20:21.560 --> 0:20:24.959
<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, we do power whatever, yeah, they do water.

0:20:25.400 --> 0:20:27.040
<v Speaker 3>So I was like, what the fuck?

0:20:27.920 --> 0:20:30.040
<v Speaker 1>And then I came to the kitchen and the water

0:20:30.200 --> 0:20:33.480
<v Speaker 1>wasn't working in there either, and I was like, huh, okay, again,

0:20:33.560 --> 0:20:36.280
<v Speaker 1>this is at the ripe age of twenty as now,

0:20:36.320 --> 0:20:38.080
<v Speaker 1>a twenty two year old, I would have been like

0:20:38.119 --> 0:20:40.159
<v Speaker 1>I'm calling my fucking landlord and I'm gonna be like,

0:20:40.440 --> 0:20:43.840
<v Speaker 1>what's f fucking water, But as a twenty year.

0:20:43.680 --> 0:20:45.960
<v Speaker 3>Old, I was like, it'll fix itself.

0:20:46.000 --> 0:20:48.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure, yeah, And I was like maybe they're working

0:20:48.520 --> 0:20:49.960
<v Speaker 1>on the pipes, Like well, I don't know what the

0:20:49.960 --> 0:20:51.320
<v Speaker 1>fuck that would mean. But whatever.

0:20:51.800 --> 0:20:52.760
<v Speaker 3>So I go to my room.

0:20:52.800 --> 0:20:53.919
<v Speaker 2>I'm working on your pipes.

0:20:58.680 --> 0:21:00.600
<v Speaker 3>Now, what if I saw the fuck out each bitch?

0:21:02.080 --> 0:21:04.639
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

0:21:04.920 --> 0:21:07.560
<v Speaker 3>Now everyone listening, it's like, oh my god, did she slapping?

0:21:07.760 --> 0:21:11.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:21:11.640 --> 0:21:15.119
<v Speaker 3>So I go to my room and it was like summertimes.

0:21:15.119 --> 0:21:17.400
<v Speaker 3>So my windows were open and.

0:21:17.600 --> 0:21:19.800
<v Speaker 2>Beautiful summer breeze that the summer breeze in set.

0:21:19.640 --> 0:21:21.840
<v Speaker 1>To no literally like our house is an oven. And

0:21:21.920 --> 0:21:23.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, please, if I could just get one fucking

0:21:24.440 --> 0:21:27.320
<v Speaker 1>gust of air in my room, I will like convert

0:21:27.400 --> 0:21:28.360
<v Speaker 1>to pure religions.

0:21:28.400 --> 0:21:30.040
<v Speaker 2>They know our house is an oven based off of

0:21:30.040 --> 0:21:32.560
<v Speaker 2>how my fucking face looks right now, I am sweat.

0:21:32.800 --> 0:21:33.960
<v Speaker 3>Looks like you're sweating at all.

0:21:34.359 --> 0:21:35.040
<v Speaker 1>Look beautiful.

0:21:35.600 --> 0:21:37.720
<v Speaker 2>Stop, really you look too?

0:21:38.040 --> 0:21:39.159
<v Speaker 3>I know I look pretty shut up.

0:21:39.200 --> 0:21:43.280
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So I'm in my room. I'm on iPhone again,

0:21:43.400 --> 0:21:45.920
<v Speaker 1>back to iPhone. That's maybe the universe of that day

0:21:46.000 --> 0:21:47.200
<v Speaker 1>was like, just stay on iPhone.

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<v Speaker 3>So I went back to my room.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on iPhone again, and I am nosey as fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>and I hear my neighbors on the phone. So I

0:21:52.680 --> 0:21:55.560
<v Speaker 1>turn off iPhone and I started listening, and the neighbor

0:21:55.640 --> 0:21:58.680
<v Speaker 1>under us was like yeah, I smelled this burning smell

0:21:58.760 --> 0:21:59.240
<v Speaker 1>and like the.

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<v Speaker 3>Water isn't working.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know last time this happened, like I did

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<v Speaker 1>say anything, and I feel like I should have I regretted,

0:22:04.760 --> 0:22:07.280
<v Speaker 1>which yeah, She's like, I regretted it. And I was like, okay,

0:22:07.320 --> 0:22:09.240
<v Speaker 1>First of all, what the fuck happened in your past

0:22:09.280 --> 0:22:12.040
<v Speaker 1>life two times? And the second time is happening to you?

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<v Speaker 1>But then I was like, oh, okay, And right after

0:22:16.080 --> 0:22:18.800
<v Speaker 1>she's off the phone, I get a call from my landlord.

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<v Speaker 3>She's like, is the water working in your house?

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, no, no, I assume like y'all

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<v Speaker 1>were working on something.

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<v Speaker 2>And she was like no, I'm just laughing because like

0:22:27.920 --> 0:22:30.400
<v Speaker 2>our water being off is like a normal occurrence test

0:22:30.440 --> 0:22:32.320
<v Speaker 2>because we just don't pay a bills, Like it's just

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<v Speaker 2>like it's just like funny because like we don't pay

0:22:35.480 --> 0:22:36.399
<v Speaker 2>our bills we have.

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<v Speaker 1>Well no, not the water being off, but like the

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<v Speaker 1>heat going.

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<v Speaker 2>Just like all of our shit being off all the

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<v Speaker 2>time is just normal test because like we.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't have any bills on auto pay. I don't. I

0:22:45.920 --> 0:22:48.000
<v Speaker 1>don't believe in auto pay. You shouldn't be taking money

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<v Speaker 1>out of my accountant.

0:22:48.800 --> 0:22:50.760
<v Speaker 2>I should be getting you money. Don't take money.

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<v Speaker 1>From me exactly. Let's wait till everything turns off and then.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll think about giving it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then I'll beg for you to turn over there.

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<v Speaker 2>We literally have a three bills that we haven't paid

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<v Speaker 2>in eighteen months.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't fucking expose. It's like an oh my god, that's

0:23:08.280 --> 0:23:10.240
<v Speaker 1>why my credit is bad because that's under my name?

0:23:10.640 --> 0:23:11.840
<v Speaker 2>Is is your credit battery?

0:23:11.960 --> 0:23:12.200
<v Speaker 3>Yes?

0:23:12.280 --> 0:23:14.800
<v Speaker 1>And I've been paying everything. And I was like, okay,

0:23:14.840 --> 0:23:16.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm paying all my bills.

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<v Speaker 3>Why is my credit so bad?

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<v Speaker 2>What is it that I.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't want to say it publicly?

0:23:19.720 --> 0:23:23.119
<v Speaker 1>That's embarrassing. Sign it and we're literally on video.

0:23:23.160 --> 0:23:31.159
<v Speaker 2>Wait sign it, beck here, sabeck here, Oh my god, we.

0:23:31.160 --> 0:23:34.640
<v Speaker 1>Need that's why.

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<v Speaker 3>Did I was like, what if we just paid it?

0:23:36.880 --> 0:23:38.879
<v Speaker 2>No, we need to pay it now. I didn't know

0:23:38.920 --> 0:23:39.680
<v Speaker 2>it was that bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh we are suffering in silence.

0:23:42.000 --> 0:23:44.920
<v Speaker 2>You literally need Yeah, we need to pay right about.

0:23:44.960 --> 0:23:46.080
<v Speaker 1>I was like, why is it so bad? And that

0:23:46.119 --> 0:23:47.919
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, maybe it's a medical bill, and

0:23:47.960 --> 0:23:50.240
<v Speaker 1>I went this isn't sponsored.

0:23:50.240 --> 0:23:52.160
<v Speaker 3>I went through credit karma and I was like, let's

0:23:52.200 --> 0:23:53.080
<v Speaker 3>see what it is.

0:23:53.320 --> 0:23:57.679
<v Speaker 1>And those medical bills I think got like either absolved

0:23:57.800 --> 0:23:59.680
<v Speaker 1>or like they're they just don't show up because they're

0:23:59.680 --> 0:24:02.120
<v Speaker 1>from like private like health collection.

0:24:02.720 --> 0:24:05.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and I was like it's not that.

0:24:06.119 --> 0:24:08.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we need to pay that literally today because that's

0:24:08.560 --> 0:24:11.680
<v Speaker 2>like not fair, that's not chill, that's not chill at

0:24:11.720 --> 0:24:14.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh but we and then we also have another bill

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<v Speaker 2>for five hundred dollars and today I got so excited.

0:24:16.560 --> 0:24:19.000
<v Speaker 2>I was like fuck yeah, like they absolved, like they

0:24:19.080 --> 0:24:21.280
<v Speaker 2>just washed the bill. They like took the three thousand

0:24:21.320 --> 0:24:23.040
<v Speaker 2>dollars away. They were like, you know what, We'll give

0:24:23.080 --> 0:24:24.960
<v Speaker 2>them a break, like it was COVID like, and I

0:24:25.000 --> 0:24:27.440
<v Speaker 2>thought I finessed the fucking system. I was like, they're

0:24:27.480 --> 0:24:30.080
<v Speaker 2>not gonna come for their money, like they're just making us.

0:24:30.359 --> 0:24:33.520
<v Speaker 1>This is a different bill that was also five hundred dollars.

0:24:33.320 --> 0:24:35.520
<v Speaker 2>But this is a different bill that was just as expensive.

0:24:35.600 --> 0:24:40.360
<v Speaker 2>And now we owe like four thousand dollars to LA government.

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<v Speaker 1>People are gonna think like we're really fucking stupid, and

0:24:43.160 --> 0:24:43.679
<v Speaker 1>we are.

0:24:44.320 --> 0:24:47.240
<v Speaker 3>But like the way it started was me and Drew.

0:24:47.080 --> 0:24:51.000
<v Speaker 1>Were like sitting in the kitchen like this time last

0:24:51.080 --> 0:24:54.359
<v Speaker 1>year with a friend of ours, and we opened the

0:24:54.359 --> 0:24:57.400
<v Speaker 1>bill in front of him, and literally our reactions were

0:24:57.440 --> 0:24:59.760
<v Speaker 1>like at the time, the bill was like sixteen hundred

0:25:00.240 --> 0:25:02.920
<v Speaker 1>and we had been paying the bill, but I think

0:25:03.000 --> 0:25:05.760
<v Speaker 1>from Josh's AC unit and us running the AC for

0:25:05.800 --> 0:25:09.920
<v Speaker 1>the first summer ever, the bill just sky article.

0:25:10.000 --> 0:25:11.879
<v Speaker 2>It was like one thousand dollars in one month in

0:25:12.040 --> 0:25:12.640
<v Speaker 2>energy or something.

0:25:12.760 --> 0:25:15.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was like insane and we were like we

0:25:15.680 --> 0:25:17.440
<v Speaker 1>opened it and we literally.

0:25:17.080 --> 0:25:20.960
<v Speaker 2>Go like it was like an actual like jump scare,

0:25:21.040 --> 0:25:23.200
<v Speaker 2>like I needed a trigger warning, Like I should have

0:25:23.240 --> 0:25:25.439
<v Speaker 2>fucking sued the government for not putting a goddamn trigger

0:25:25.440 --> 0:25:28.000
<v Speaker 2>warning on that bill because it was so fucking high.

0:25:28.119 --> 0:25:33.040
<v Speaker 1>But that bill triggered by firefly. And then again, we

0:25:33.119 --> 0:25:36.080
<v Speaker 1>love the reaction of people and he was just like

0:25:36.200 --> 0:25:38.679
<v Speaker 1>our homie was like, oh my god, what and like

0:25:38.720 --> 0:25:41.480
<v Speaker 1>we showed him and he also was like, oh my god,

0:25:41.520 --> 0:25:42.760
<v Speaker 1>I've never seen that in my life.

0:25:42.800 --> 0:25:45.119
<v Speaker 2>And we were like, wait, wait, we need to get

0:25:45.160 --> 0:25:47.320
<v Speaker 2>it higher, we need to get high, and like something

0:25:47.359 --> 0:25:51.560
<v Speaker 2>we do like I'm very unhealthy and very stupid and

0:25:51.960 --> 0:25:55.080
<v Speaker 2>very bad. Obviously now we know for our credit or

0:25:55.080 --> 0:26:01.080
<v Speaker 2>in your credit is uh, we just like rack the

0:26:01.080 --> 0:26:02.480
<v Speaker 2>bill up and we see how long we can go

0:26:02.520 --> 0:26:05.040
<v Speaker 2>without paying it. Like it's just like fun, like it's

0:26:05.080 --> 0:26:05.640
<v Speaker 2>a little game.

0:26:07.040 --> 0:26:08.840
<v Speaker 1>It's like, Okay, that's not on me right now, but

0:26:10.160 --> 0:26:11.160
<v Speaker 1>did you break your nail?

0:26:11.240 --> 0:26:18.080
<v Speaker 2>Fucking broke my nail? That screen was so loud I

0:26:18.080 --> 0:26:22.840
<v Speaker 2>don't even remember. It is so uncomfortable.

0:26:27.600 --> 0:26:34.200
<v Speaker 1>Because they're like getting shorter as you move up. Okay,

0:26:34.359 --> 0:26:37.000
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, we just love the reaction we got out

0:26:37.040 --> 0:26:38.720
<v Speaker 1>of our friends, and we were like, we should keep

0:26:38.720 --> 0:26:39.120
<v Speaker 1>doing this.

0:26:39.240 --> 0:26:40.920
<v Speaker 2>And I did it today. I was like, you want

0:26:40.920 --> 0:26:42.680
<v Speaker 2>to see something crazy. He's got a.

0:26:42.600 --> 0:26:45.240
<v Speaker 1>Good ass reaction out of Mason. Mason was like, oh

0:26:45.280 --> 0:26:47.280
<v Speaker 1>my god, and that's like the best part of it.

0:26:47.320 --> 0:26:49.160
<v Speaker 1>But we should do that. I just don't believe in bills,

0:26:49.160 --> 0:26:50.639
<v Speaker 1>and I don't believe in medical bills. I should have

0:26:50.760 --> 0:26:52.760
<v Speaker 1>to be paying for anything medically happening to me, and

0:26:54.480 --> 0:26:58.239
<v Speaker 1>I'll carry that comrade a medical debt. That's a debt

0:26:58.280 --> 0:27:02.600
<v Speaker 1>I'll carry till the day I'm.

0:27:00.920 --> 0:27:01.680
<v Speaker 3>Like clean my teeth.

0:27:01.720 --> 0:27:06.400
<v Speaker 1>No, yeah, i'll pay you later. Link, I'll pay you. No,

0:27:06.440 --> 0:27:07.040
<v Speaker 1>I got you.

0:27:07.080 --> 0:27:09.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be like, do the surgery. Do the surgery

0:27:09.320 --> 0:27:11.040
<v Speaker 2>on me. What you're gonna you're gonna make.

0:27:11.200 --> 0:27:13.120
<v Speaker 3>You're gonna take it back, You're gonna undo the surgery.

0:27:13.359 --> 0:27:15.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, try to undo the surgery.

0:27:15.480 --> 0:27:19.359
<v Speaker 1>While we're exposing our while something our medical wills. I

0:27:19.359 --> 0:27:23.400
<v Speaker 1>want to talk about my guy of colleges. This one

0:27:23.400 --> 0:27:24.560
<v Speaker 1>I actually have to pay because I have to go

0:27:24.600 --> 0:27:25.840
<v Speaker 1>back to the kind of cologists.

0:27:25.840 --> 0:27:28.640
<v Speaker 2>But I can just do it for you.

0:27:28.720 --> 0:27:32.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just spread me open, girl, We could.

0:27:32.400 --> 0:27:33.119
<v Speaker 3>Use some tongs.

0:27:33.200 --> 0:27:39.760
<v Speaker 2>No, that's all you have to do is just like

0:27:39.840 --> 0:27:43.240
<v Speaker 2>make me uncomfortable back, like we play the Suss game,

0:27:43.280 --> 0:27:45.040
<v Speaker 2>but like the straight Suss game.

0:27:51.160 --> 0:27:54.280
<v Speaker 1>That's like something did you just make that up?

0:27:54.520 --> 0:27:56.920
<v Speaker 2>No, that's something like if you said that even six

0:27:56.960 --> 0:27:59.439
<v Speaker 2>months ago to someone that it would make absolutely no

0:27:59.560 --> 0:28:01.120
<v Speaker 2>sense to then like actually make.

0:28:02.359 --> 0:28:08.520
<v Speaker 1>It made no sense. Last bill I'll expose is I

0:28:08.560 --> 0:28:12.719
<v Speaker 1>went to like the gynecologists like six No, dude, it's

0:28:12.720 --> 0:28:15.440
<v Speaker 1>almost a year ago now. I went to the gynecologists

0:28:16.080 --> 0:28:19.040
<v Speaker 1>because I was like, I need to just go get

0:28:19.040 --> 0:28:23.240
<v Speaker 1>my kuchie checked on because something funky is there.

0:28:23.359 --> 0:28:26.240
<v Speaker 2>This discharge looks a little funyu Town is getting a

0:28:26.280 --> 0:28:31.679
<v Speaker 2>little too fun And honestly, like her discharge did taste weird, like.

0:28:35.240 --> 0:28:39.760
<v Speaker 1>Funky Town was violating some of the clauses in their bill.

0:28:40.720 --> 0:28:47.160
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, it was itchy stinks thinks that's the scary part.

0:28:47.200 --> 0:28:50.200
<v Speaker 1>It didn't smell different. That was what was scaring me actually,

0:28:50.320 --> 0:28:54.280
<v Speaker 1>But basically I found out that I had bacterial imaginosis

0:28:54.840 --> 0:28:58.760
<v Speaker 1>and I used to affecttion at the same which is

0:28:58.760 --> 0:28:59.400
<v Speaker 1>pretty common.

0:28:59.640 --> 0:29:02.000
<v Speaker 2>But we made sour dough bread in that oven.

0:29:04.920 --> 0:29:06.880
<v Speaker 1>That fuckets with you.

0:29:07.680 --> 0:29:10.160
<v Speaker 3>But basically when I went they were like oh that.

0:29:10.880 --> 0:29:13.440
<v Speaker 1>They were like, you have to get tests to know

0:29:13.600 --> 0:29:16.719
<v Speaker 1>if you have bacterial vaginosis. And they were like, well,

0:29:16.800 --> 0:29:21.680
<v Speaker 1>we have to test this swab and that the lab

0:29:21.760 --> 0:29:23.440
<v Speaker 1>tests are going to run you like five hundred dollars

0:29:23.440 --> 0:29:25.280
<v Speaker 1>because I also don't have health insurance. And then I

0:29:25.320 --> 0:29:28.080
<v Speaker 1>was like okay, and they were like, oh, but you

0:29:28.080 --> 0:29:30.160
<v Speaker 1>could just pay two fifty now and we'll send you

0:29:30.200 --> 0:29:32.680
<v Speaker 1>the two fifty bill later if that makes you more comfortable.

0:29:32.680 --> 0:29:35.000
<v Speaker 1>We like when after we get the test results back,

0:29:35.120 --> 0:29:36.880
<v Speaker 1>we'll give you the rest. And I was like, yeah,

0:29:36.880 --> 0:29:39.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do that, because like, one, I don't want

0:29:39.400 --> 0:29:41.400
<v Speaker 1>to spend five hundred dollars right now, and then two,

0:29:41.760 --> 0:29:43.360
<v Speaker 1>how the fuck do I know y'all are actually gonna

0:29:43.360 --> 0:29:45.760
<v Speaker 1>give me those results? So I was like okay, and

0:29:45.800 --> 0:29:48.400
<v Speaker 1>I spent the two fifty and I was like okay, yeah,

0:29:48.760 --> 0:29:50.840
<v Speaker 1>I even have the voice memos that I sent to you,

0:29:50.880 --> 0:29:53.080
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I just spent five hundred dollars

0:29:53.120 --> 0:29:58.840
<v Speaker 1>for my pussy to be fucking swabbed. But like the

0:29:58.920 --> 0:30:00.800
<v Speaker 1>fact that that's a voice bout on my phone, I

0:30:00.840 --> 0:30:01.560
<v Speaker 1>need it.

0:30:03.120 --> 0:30:03.600
<v Speaker 3>Basically.

0:30:04.800 --> 0:30:07.520
<v Speaker 1>Not too long later, I get a pretty little bill

0:30:07.600 --> 0:30:09.320
<v Speaker 1>in the mail and I'm like, oh, this is the

0:30:09.360 --> 0:30:12.600
<v Speaker 1>two fifty I owe. I opened it and it's sixteen

0:30:12.680 --> 0:30:15.880
<v Speaker 1>hundred dollars and it doesn't they gave me an itemized bill.

0:30:15.920 --> 0:30:18.080
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't have any lay fees on there or anything.

0:30:18.120 --> 0:30:19.280
<v Speaker 3>That's see, that's why you.

0:30:19.240 --> 0:30:22.080
<v Speaker 1>Bitch should have kept your fucking mouth shut, letting everyone,

0:30:22.440 --> 0:30:24.760
<v Speaker 1>letting everyone know that we need I like, I wish

0:30:24.760 --> 0:30:26.520
<v Speaker 1>there was a way for everyone to know that you

0:30:26.600 --> 0:30:29.520
<v Speaker 1>needed to get an itemized bill without the people themselves knowing,

0:30:29.560 --> 0:30:32.480
<v Speaker 1>Like the people who will give you itemized bill because

0:30:32.520 --> 0:30:35.000
<v Speaker 1>now they know that, they're like, bitch, don't ask any questions.

0:30:35.000 --> 0:30:36.240
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna send you the itemized bill.

0:30:36.360 --> 0:30:37.320
<v Speaker 3>You can't even asked for it.

0:30:37.520 --> 0:30:39.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but basically I haven't paid that back, and I'd

0:30:39.960 --> 0:30:42.160
<v Speaker 1>literally rather my fucking pussy shrivel up and fall off

0:30:42.200 --> 0:30:45.000
<v Speaker 1>my body and then to go back like because I die.

0:30:45.320 --> 0:30:47.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm not giving you all any more money.

0:30:47.240 --> 0:30:51.160
<v Speaker 2>We're literally just airing out like us, like breaking the law,

0:30:51.360 --> 0:30:55.760
<v Speaker 2>like literally criminals and fugitives. Because I have a medical

0:30:55.800 --> 0:30:59.680
<v Speaker 2>bill that I have insurance, like I have insurance, and

0:30:59.760 --> 0:31:02.080
<v Speaker 2>for some reason, they keep trying to get me to

0:31:02.080 --> 0:31:04.520
<v Speaker 2>pay two hundred and sixty dollars and I'm like evading

0:31:04.560 --> 0:31:06.960
<v Speaker 2>that bill, Like fuck y'all, I'm not paying that, Like,

0:31:07.200 --> 0:31:09.440
<v Speaker 2>come for my credit. I don't even have a credit

0:31:09.440 --> 0:31:12.800
<v Speaker 2>score because I will never, ever, ever ever get a

0:31:12.800 --> 0:31:14.360
<v Speaker 2>credit score. I swear to girl.

0:31:14.400 --> 0:31:16.320
<v Speaker 1>You say that, And so we need to fucking get

0:31:16.360 --> 0:31:18.240
<v Speaker 1>our own apartments, And now the fuck are you gonna

0:31:18.240 --> 0:31:18.520
<v Speaker 1>move in?

0:31:18.800 --> 0:31:19.920
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna co sign for me?

0:31:20.440 --> 0:31:22.600
<v Speaker 3>I will I do that for all my friends?

0:31:22.640 --> 0:31:25.000
<v Speaker 2>Thank you. I was thinking about that last night. I

0:31:25.040 --> 0:31:27.080
<v Speaker 2>was like, now, how the fuck am I gonna get

0:31:27.080 --> 0:31:28.640
<v Speaker 2>a car in an apartment. I was like, I'll just

0:31:29.080 --> 0:31:29.960
<v Speaker 2>have someone sign.

0:31:30.160 --> 0:31:32.280
<v Speaker 3>I literally would co sign. I co signed for all

0:31:32.320 --> 0:31:32.800
<v Speaker 3>my days.

0:31:33.600 --> 0:31:35.760
<v Speaker 1>I'll take the l because I don't because I don't

0:31:35.800 --> 0:31:37.720
<v Speaker 1>believe in that shit anyway. I'm like a credit score,

0:31:38.080 --> 0:31:40.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what the you're talking about, Like like

0:31:40.080 --> 0:31:41.800
<v Speaker 1>you can see my credit score, but I don't know

0:31:41.840 --> 0:31:43.600
<v Speaker 1>if you want to believe that kind of stuff, like

0:31:44.120 --> 0:31:47.400
<v Speaker 1>they say all sorts of lies. You say no, no, no,

0:31:48.000 --> 0:31:49.720
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, we need to pay that bill because.

0:31:51.040 --> 0:31:53.400
<v Speaker 2>No, because you're not gonna we're not gonna be able

0:31:53.440 --> 0:31:54.680
<v Speaker 2>to get our own places.

0:31:54.920 --> 0:31:57.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know my credit score is not budget.

0:31:57.160 --> 0:31:58.600
<v Speaker 3>I'm just gonna have to be like, please look like,

0:32:00.520 --> 0:32:02.960
<v Speaker 3>believe in me, with.

0:32:03.160 --> 0:32:06.440
<v Speaker 2>Some faith in me. I have a little just in may,

0:32:06.720 --> 0:32:09.360
<v Speaker 2>we should wait until the stock market crashes, the housing

0:32:09.400 --> 0:32:11.680
<v Speaker 2>market crashes, because it's just been put afloat they've been

0:32:11.720 --> 0:32:14.160
<v Speaker 2>prolonging two thousand and eight for so long. And then

0:32:14.200 --> 0:32:17.000
<v Speaker 2>we just buy houses because they'll be like literally pinnies

0:32:17.040 --> 0:32:19.400
<v Speaker 2>on the dollar, Like I will buy a three point

0:32:19.480 --> 0:32:21.760
<v Speaker 2>one million dollar home for one million dollars and I

0:32:21.840 --> 0:32:26.400
<v Speaker 2>will get rich in four years off that house. Baby,

0:32:26.640 --> 0:32:27.760
<v Speaker 2>that's my I don't.

0:32:27.560 --> 0:32:29.560
<v Speaker 1>Know anything about that anyway. Let's get back to the

0:32:29.640 --> 0:32:31.040
<v Speaker 1>topic of this fucking podcast.

0:32:31.160 --> 0:32:32.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we went.

0:32:32.320 --> 0:32:37.040
<v Speaker 1>From our house almost being fucking destroyed.

0:32:36.480 --> 0:32:39.760
<v Speaker 2>To we were broken in oh and then okay, we

0:32:39.800 --> 0:32:42.600
<v Speaker 2>haven't finished that yet.

0:32:42.560 --> 0:32:46.760
<v Speaker 1>My COUCHI aside, we're back to twenty twenty. My Kuchi

0:32:46.920 --> 0:32:53.880
<v Speaker 1>was in good faith at that point, but's.

0:32:51.960 --> 0:32:54.560
<v Speaker 2>In good faith, dude.

0:32:54.360 --> 0:32:59.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm sweating hard. Yeah. Anyways, a sweat as natural and

0:32:59.760 --> 0:33:02.240
<v Speaker 1>it's okay. And if you see my sweatstains.

0:33:01.680 --> 0:33:05.000
<v Speaker 3>Like you're lit, it's chill, it's because I'm too lit

0:33:05.000 --> 0:33:05.320
<v Speaker 3>to quit.

0:33:05.800 --> 0:33:06.600
<v Speaker 1>I just made that up.

0:33:06.680 --> 0:33:09.280
<v Speaker 3>Anyways, So she calls me and she's.

0:33:09.120 --> 0:33:11.080
<v Speaker 1>Like, is the water working And I'm like no, and

0:33:11.080 --> 0:33:13.440
<v Speaker 1>then she was like, Okay, we're gonna come check it out.

0:33:13.760 --> 0:33:16.320
<v Speaker 1>So I'm just again. I go back to being on iPhone.

0:33:16.360 --> 0:33:18.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm doing my thing, and then she calls me again.

0:33:18.840 --> 0:33:22.400
<v Speaker 1>She's like, hey, can you come downstairs? And I'm like, yeah,

0:33:22.720 --> 0:33:23.720
<v Speaker 1>I'll come downstairs.

0:33:24.320 --> 0:33:27.560
<v Speaker 2>And we have like a love hate relationship with our landlord.

0:33:27.720 --> 0:33:29.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, after last night, I fucking hate it. I

0:33:29.640 --> 0:33:31.680
<v Speaker 1>just buys her and landlords are fucking evil, and now

0:33:31.720 --> 0:33:32.640
<v Speaker 1>I fully believe in it.

0:33:32.720 --> 0:33:34.800
<v Speaker 3>At first, I had good faith because any.

0:33:34.560 --> 0:33:37.720
<v Speaker 1>Older woman, I'm like your mommy and I have issues,

0:33:37.800 --> 0:33:40.160
<v Speaker 1>So like, I love it, you're my mommy, and I

0:33:40.200 --> 0:33:42.360
<v Speaker 1>fucking hate her the way.

0:33:41.680 --> 0:33:43.120
<v Speaker 2>All the landlords are evil.

0:33:43.240 --> 0:33:49.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so go downstairs and at the side of the house.

0:33:50.200 --> 0:33:52.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why this was never locked off. It's

0:33:52.640 --> 0:33:55.680
<v Speaker 1>if it's like facing the public and very easily accessible.

0:33:55.680 --> 0:33:59.680
<v Speaker 1>But again, our landlord fucking sucks, actually, and the access

0:33:59.680 --> 0:34:05.440
<v Speaker 1>to the water pipes was open faced, unlocked to the

0:34:05.480 --> 0:34:07.520
<v Speaker 1>fucking sidewalk like on the street.

0:34:07.560 --> 0:34:10.360
<v Speaker 2>It's a busy sidewalk. Yeah. I didn't realize this until

0:34:10.360 --> 0:34:12.279
<v Speaker 2>like six months ago when you were telling the story. Again,

0:34:12.320 --> 0:34:14.240
<v Speaker 2>I didn't realize it was that water.

0:34:14.520 --> 0:34:16.279
<v Speaker 1>No. Yeah, it's like on the side of the house

0:34:16.320 --> 0:34:18.480
<v Speaker 1>that's not gated off, so you would think she has

0:34:18.560 --> 0:34:20.600
<v Speaker 1>it's locked off now, so if you're planning on fucking

0:34:20.680 --> 0:34:21.719
<v Speaker 1>killing us, you can't ditch.

0:34:21.800 --> 0:34:23.240
<v Speaker 3>And I won't die by the hands of anybody.

0:34:23.239 --> 0:34:23.919
<v Speaker 2>And I have a gun.

0:34:23.960 --> 0:34:27.560
<v Speaker 3>Now, we don't have a gun, but okay, yeah, sure

0:34:27.640 --> 0:34:28.160
<v Speaker 3>we have a gun.

0:34:29.440 --> 0:34:32.560
<v Speaker 2>We have like rockets and shit, so many guns and stuff.

0:34:32.680 --> 0:34:35.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and a knife and a pocket knife.

0:34:35.239 --> 0:34:37.880
<v Speaker 2>And a butterfly knife and rockets and seafour I'll blow up.

0:34:38.239 --> 0:34:40.320
<v Speaker 3>And I have a Supreme and I have a Supreme knife.

0:34:40.360 --> 0:34:45.279
<v Speaker 2>So I have the Gucci Ghost knife, bitch. Okay, yeah.

0:34:47.320 --> 0:34:49.719
<v Speaker 1>So I go downstairs and go to the side of

0:34:49.719 --> 0:34:53.120
<v Speaker 1>the house and they're like all standing around this hole

0:34:53.160 --> 0:34:54.960
<v Speaker 1>in the wall, like everybody in the building.

0:34:54.960 --> 0:34:57.640
<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, you fucking old haggerty bitches, what are y'all.

0:34:57.480 --> 0:35:07.000
<v Speaker 1>Doing, and I like, pull up and fun up hotly, Okay,

0:35:07.320 --> 0:35:10.359
<v Speaker 1>we can get through one story. I looked at and

0:35:10.400 --> 0:35:13.560
<v Speaker 1>she's like, oh yeah, very casual about it. She goes, oh,

0:35:13.680 --> 0:35:15.480
<v Speaker 1>someone turned off the water on you'll side of the

0:35:15.480 --> 0:35:16.680
<v Speaker 1>house and tried to say something on.

0:35:16.640 --> 0:35:20.080
<v Speaker 2>Fire under there, and I was like, huhh.

0:35:19.160 --> 0:35:22.120
<v Speaker 1>And I like crawl under and look in and lo

0:35:22.280 --> 0:35:25.320
<v Speaker 1>and behold the water is turned off on our side.

0:35:25.560 --> 0:35:29.520
<v Speaker 1>And also there's like this pile of burned shit, like

0:35:29.600 --> 0:35:32.600
<v Speaker 1>not human feces, but just like garbage, like someone ripped

0:35:32.680 --> 0:35:36.200
<v Speaker 1>up newspaper, like very intentional and like took time.

0:35:36.440 --> 0:35:39.399
<v Speaker 3>Someone ripped up newspaper. There's like a coke can down.

0:35:39.440 --> 0:35:41.160
<v Speaker 2>I was about to say, and there it looked like

0:35:41.239 --> 0:35:42.760
<v Speaker 2>fabric in the photo you send.

0:35:42.960 --> 0:35:46.439
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're like someone shredded like flammable items and put

0:35:46.440 --> 0:35:48.120
<v Speaker 1>them down there, and like half of it was set

0:35:48.160 --> 0:35:50.240
<v Speaker 1>on fire, but I think because it was like surrounded

0:35:50.280 --> 0:35:52.279
<v Speaker 1>by dirt, it just went out really quick.

0:35:53.320 --> 0:35:56.040
<v Speaker 2>Or it's just our guardian angels hut.

0:35:55.920 --> 0:35:56.920
<v Speaker 3>Your fucking trap.

0:35:57.920 --> 0:36:01.240
<v Speaker 1>Anyways, and so I was like, oh, this is attempted arson.

0:36:01.320 --> 0:36:03.480
<v Speaker 1>We need to report this. This is we literally live

0:36:03.520 --> 0:36:05.319
<v Speaker 1>in the most flammable city in the fucking world. We

0:36:05.360 --> 0:36:09.680
<v Speaker 1>need to report this. And literally the neighbors old haggarty

0:36:09.880 --> 0:36:11.840
<v Speaker 1>people who don't care about their life anymore.

0:36:11.840 --> 0:36:13.879
<v Speaker 3>Apparently. I'm like, I'm young and I have a long

0:36:13.920 --> 0:36:14.640
<v Speaker 3>life to live.

0:36:14.760 --> 0:36:17.800
<v Speaker 1>You don't care about your forty year old life anymore,

0:36:17.840 --> 0:36:19.400
<v Speaker 1>but I care about my life.

0:36:19.840 --> 0:36:21.560
<v Speaker 2>I have twenty years to be sad like you.

0:36:22.000 --> 0:36:23.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I got some warriors how I get there. But

0:36:23.920 --> 0:36:25.360
<v Speaker 1>they were like, oh, no, it's not that big of

0:36:25.400 --> 0:36:25.759
<v Speaker 1>a deal.

0:36:26.000 --> 0:36:27.320
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, am I living?

0:36:27.960 --> 0:36:30.279
<v Speaker 1>Like I feel like I'm pretty chill, Like I'm a

0:36:30.360 --> 0:36:33.960
<v Speaker 1>chill girl, But I'm like, someone just attempted to literally

0:36:33.960 --> 0:36:37.160
<v Speaker 1>burn our apartment complex down on top of They probably

0:36:37.160 --> 0:36:39.320
<v Speaker 1>thought they'd turned off the water in the whole fucking building.

0:36:39.640 --> 0:36:42.600
<v Speaker 1>They wanted us to have no chance of putting this fire.

0:36:42.719 --> 0:36:44.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like real evil shit.

0:36:44.360 --> 0:36:44.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:36:44.560 --> 0:36:47.720
<v Speaker 3>And they were like, oh, Fourth of July was yesterday.

0:36:47.760 --> 0:36:50.080
<v Speaker 1>It's probably just some kids playing around. I was like, oh, yeah, no,

0:36:50.280 --> 0:36:52.000
<v Speaker 1>just some kids attempting arson.

0:36:52.200 --> 0:36:53.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like, what what do you mean? Just some kids

0:36:53.920 --> 0:36:56.480
<v Speaker 2>lighting fireworks? Under like oh, and they also have like

0:36:56.520 --> 0:36:58.680
<v Speaker 2>a weird fucking explanation. They were like, oh, some kid

0:36:58.719 --> 0:37:01.439
<v Speaker 2>probably lit a firework and just like shot under the house.

0:37:01.480 --> 0:37:03.560
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, how is that fucking This is.

0:37:03.520 --> 0:37:07.200
<v Speaker 1>Literally a pile of flammable goods under there, but basically

0:37:07.239 --> 0:37:08.640
<v Speaker 1>no one wants to do anything about it.

0:37:08.680 --> 0:37:10.000
<v Speaker 3>And I was home alone, and I was like, what

0:37:10.040 --> 0:37:10.319
<v Speaker 3>the fuck.

0:37:10.480 --> 0:37:11.839
<v Speaker 1>They turned on the water and they were like, it's

0:37:11.840 --> 0:37:13.560
<v Speaker 1>not a big deal, and our landlord was like, I'll

0:37:13.600 --> 0:37:15.160
<v Speaker 1>just lock this up so no one does it again.

0:37:15.200 --> 0:37:17.360
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, it wasn't lucked before.

0:37:17.600 --> 0:37:19.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it wasn't like what and she was like no, yeah,

0:37:19.800 --> 0:37:21.720
<v Speaker 1>we'll just lock it. It's no big deal anymore.

0:37:22.160 --> 0:37:23.080
<v Speaker 3>And yeah.

0:37:23.080 --> 0:37:24.759
<v Speaker 1>And then I came back upstairs and I was like,

0:37:24.800 --> 0:37:28.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna report this because like again attempted arson in

0:37:29.000 --> 0:37:30.680
<v Speaker 1>the most flammable city.

0:37:30.680 --> 0:37:32.840
<v Speaker 2>Like they tried to burn our fucking house down, Like

0:37:32.880 --> 0:37:35.719
<v Speaker 2>it was like it was like a planned attack. They

0:37:35.760 --> 0:37:37.600
<v Speaker 2>turned the water off. Yeah I know.

0:37:37.640 --> 0:37:39.839
<v Speaker 1>So I called the non emergency line and I was like, hey,

0:37:39.920 --> 0:37:41.880
<v Speaker 1>I want to like report something that happened.

0:37:42.160 --> 0:37:44.040
<v Speaker 3>And they were like, okay, is this in a house

0:37:44.160 --> 0:37:44.720
<v Speaker 3>or a building?

0:37:44.719 --> 0:37:46.200
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh, it's in like an apartment

0:37:46.280 --> 0:37:49.200
<v Speaker 1>building and they were like, oh, if you're making a

0:37:49.280 --> 0:37:54.200
<v Speaker 1>report on something that happened to like a property you

0:37:54.239 --> 0:37:56.600
<v Speaker 1>don't property you don't own, you can't file it.

0:37:56.680 --> 0:37:57.600
<v Speaker 3>Your landlord has to.

0:37:57.840 --> 0:37:59.439
<v Speaker 1>So I called my landlord and I was like, hey,

0:37:59.440 --> 0:38:01.319
<v Speaker 1>can you file this? I would feel comfortable if this

0:38:01.400 --> 0:38:03.800
<v Speaker 1>was like on record, just in case anything does happen

0:38:04.080 --> 0:38:06.960
<v Speaker 1>and our fucking house burns down. It's like, oh, this

0:38:07.040 --> 0:38:10.600
<v Speaker 1>should be looked into, like someone's trying to do this before. Yeah,

0:38:10.680 --> 0:38:13.239
<v Speaker 1>and she's like, no, I don't want to, and then

0:38:13.280 --> 0:38:14.080
<v Speaker 1>she just never did.

0:38:14.280 --> 0:38:19.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And also our the when our house was broken into,

0:38:19.960 --> 0:38:22.640
<v Speaker 2>we like asked our landlord. We were like, yo, can

0:38:22.680 --> 0:38:25.040
<v Speaker 2>you like install cameras and like ring.

0:38:25.560 --> 0:38:29.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because we were like this it's just not very secure.

0:38:29.160 --> 0:38:31.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not very secure, like this is weird. And

0:38:31.600 --> 0:38:34.759
<v Speaker 2>she was like no, we can't do that. Sorry, and

0:38:34.800 --> 0:38:37.160
<v Speaker 2>then that was the end of the conversation.

0:38:37.280 --> 0:38:38.960
<v Speaker 1>Like yeah, we were like you can't do anything for

0:38:39.000 --> 0:38:39.760
<v Speaker 1>security persons.

0:38:39.840 --> 0:38:40.839
<v Speaker 3>You're just like I don't want to.

0:38:41.080 --> 0:38:44.319
<v Speaker 2>She changed the locks and that was it. Yeah, like okay, like.

0:38:44.320 --> 0:38:48.560
<v Speaker 1>Thank you, but so then that happens, yeah, so wait,

0:38:48.719 --> 0:38:52.160
<v Speaker 1>keep going and then like two weeks later, we're all

0:38:53.320 --> 0:38:54.480
<v Speaker 1>very uncomfortable in.

0:38:54.440 --> 0:38:57.839
<v Speaker 2>This terrified, like literally I can't be alone, Like it's

0:38:57.920 --> 0:39:02.000
<v Speaker 2>actually sad because like I would go, I'd like start

0:39:02.040 --> 0:39:04.280
<v Speaker 2>falling asleep in my bedroom and then I'd hear something

0:39:04.280 --> 0:39:06.319
<v Speaker 2>and I'd be like, ya, can I like come sleep

0:39:06.320 --> 0:39:06.920
<v Speaker 2>in your room with.

0:39:06.920 --> 0:39:08.640
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, Drew literally had to sleep in my room

0:39:08.680 --> 0:39:09.200
<v Speaker 3>for like months.

0:39:09.440 --> 0:39:12.560
<v Speaker 2>I could not sleep alone, like I couldn't be alone

0:39:12.560 --> 0:39:16.000
<v Speaker 2>in this house. And then oh, like just some weird

0:39:16.040 --> 0:39:18.800
<v Speaker 2>incidents that happened in between, Like I was home alone

0:39:18.800 --> 0:39:20.520
<v Speaker 2>for the first time, I was like excited to do

0:39:20.600 --> 0:39:22.319
<v Speaker 2>it like it was I was like yes, like I'm

0:39:22.320 --> 0:39:24.600
<v Speaker 2>doing it, like I actually feel kind of comfortable, like

0:39:24.640 --> 0:39:27.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm not like scared shitless. I mean I was scared shitless.

0:39:27.680 --> 0:39:29.480
<v Speaker 2>I like had knives with me in my bedroom, and

0:39:29.520 --> 0:39:31.560
<v Speaker 2>I like my I was locked up in my room

0:39:31.600 --> 0:39:35.040
<v Speaker 2>the whole night, and I'm like getting ready to fall asleep.

0:39:35.080 --> 0:39:37.480
<v Speaker 2>It's like one or two AM, and then I hear

0:39:37.520 --> 0:39:40.399
<v Speaker 2>these like loud ass bangs on my front door, like.

0:39:40.480 --> 0:39:43.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it's like glass, so it's like fucking like yeah,

0:39:43.840 --> 0:39:44.920
<v Speaker 1>it's like it's not even like that.

0:39:44.960 --> 0:39:45.920
<v Speaker 3>It's like fucking loud.

0:39:46.000 --> 0:39:48.919
<v Speaker 2>It's loud as shit, and I'm like, oh my fucking god,

0:39:49.120 --> 0:39:54.240
<v Speaker 2>And like literally I've never like experienced like that amount

0:39:54.440 --> 0:39:58.600
<v Speaker 2>of like fear and dread and just like like even

0:39:58.840 --> 0:40:00.839
<v Speaker 2>in the moment of like the home invasion, you.

0:40:00.800 --> 0:40:03.640
<v Speaker 1>Know, because now you're having your body. At first you

0:40:03.640 --> 0:40:05.680
<v Speaker 1>were feeling shocked, but now your body's like, oh I.

0:40:05.600 --> 0:40:08.680
<v Speaker 2>Know this, Yeah, I know the situation. Like I freaked

0:40:08.800 --> 0:40:11.640
<v Speaker 2>the fuck out. I was like shaking, like panicking. I

0:40:11.640 --> 0:40:13.360
<v Speaker 2>didn't know what to do. I was like planning on

0:40:13.480 --> 0:40:17.960
<v Speaker 2>jumping out of my balcony door like onto the cars below.

0:40:18.000 --> 0:40:19.920
<v Speaker 2>And then I was like I was freaking the fuck out.

0:40:19.960 --> 0:40:21.799
<v Speaker 2>So I called Inya, and I was like, yo, like

0:40:22.120 --> 0:40:24.000
<v Speaker 2>someone's vanging on the door. Someone's trying to get in,

0:40:24.040 --> 0:40:27.279
<v Speaker 2>like they're breaking in. Like I like started hiding in

0:40:27.320 --> 0:40:30.120
<v Speaker 2>my closet because I was just like so petrified, Like

0:40:30.160 --> 0:40:33.920
<v Speaker 2>I wish I could like get across like the fear.

0:40:34.000 --> 0:40:37.080
<v Speaker 1>Like I was sleeping over at a friend's house and

0:40:37.960 --> 0:40:40.560
<v Speaker 1>I got that call and I like literally immediately got

0:40:40.640 --> 0:40:41.759
<v Speaker 1>up and put clothes on because I was like, oh

0:40:41.800 --> 0:40:42.920
<v Speaker 1>my god, something's happening.

0:40:43.040 --> 0:40:46.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I was genuinely terrified, and like I don't want

0:40:46.040 --> 0:40:49.120
<v Speaker 2>to like self diagnose or anything, but like for like

0:40:49.440 --> 0:40:52.839
<v Speaker 2>a long time, I genuinely think I had like real PTSD,

0:40:53.080 --> 0:40:54.280
<v Speaker 2>like from that's.

0:40:54.120 --> 0:41:00.200
<v Speaker 1>Literally not self diagnosing, because PTSD is literally when you're

0:41:00.480 --> 0:41:03.400
<v Speaker 1>you've rewired your brain now and like even like the

0:41:03.480 --> 0:41:07.440
<v Speaker 1>slightest chance of like danger, you go into full fledged

0:41:07.440 --> 0:41:10.640
<v Speaker 1>mode because your body or your brain cannot like identify

0:41:10.680 --> 0:41:13.520
<v Speaker 1>a situation, whether it's like, oh, this is like worst

0:41:13.560 --> 0:41:14.359
<v Speaker 1>case scenario or not.

0:41:14.400 --> 0:41:16.320
<v Speaker 3>Like your brain is just like we need.

0:41:16.160 --> 0:41:18.239
<v Speaker 1>To protect it. Last time, we weren't ready to.

0:41:18.200 --> 0:41:20.480
<v Speaker 2>Protect like it was it was just so gnarly. I

0:41:20.480 --> 0:41:24.799
<v Speaker 2>was freaking the fuck out and then like like I'm

0:41:24.840 --> 0:41:27.440
<v Speaker 2>freaking the fuck out, and so I'm like, okay, I

0:41:27.520 --> 0:41:28.600
<v Speaker 2>just have to go. I have a knife. If I

0:41:28.640 --> 0:41:30.200
<v Speaker 2>have a knife, like I'll be safe. So I go

0:41:30.280 --> 0:41:34.200
<v Speaker 2>to the front door, and literally it was a fucking

0:41:34.320 --> 0:41:40.040
<v Speaker 2>Postmates driver and O'Ryan accidentally ordered Postmates to our house

0:41:40.080 --> 0:41:44.920
<v Speaker 2>at two am, which like just at the wrong time. Yeah,

0:41:45.000 --> 0:41:47.799
<v Speaker 2>like the worst possible time, like if Enu was here

0:41:47.840 --> 0:41:49.160
<v Speaker 2>would have been okay, or yeah.

0:41:49.080 --> 0:41:50.799
<v Speaker 3>I'd probably been like who the fuck is that?

0:41:50.880 --> 0:41:54.160
<v Speaker 1>And just like because also mind you, like even after

0:41:54.239 --> 0:41:55.799
<v Speaker 1>last night, like I don't have a lot of fear

0:41:55.800 --> 0:41:56.360
<v Speaker 1>in this house.

0:41:56.480 --> 0:41:58.920
<v Speaker 3>But that's also because like I have like actual fucking

0:42:00.200 --> 0:42:01.480
<v Speaker 3>boiled rhine brain.

0:42:01.520 --> 0:42:03.960
<v Speaker 2>And I'm just like real shit to be afraid of.

0:42:04.280 --> 0:42:07.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm just like I spent too much of my

0:42:07.200 --> 0:42:09.600
<v Speaker 1>life afraid it something's gonna happen. So's gonna happen, which

0:42:09.640 --> 0:42:11.480
<v Speaker 1>is a lie because I did get very scared, but whatever.

0:42:12.480 --> 0:42:12.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:42:12.840 --> 0:42:15.439
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then I came and got Drew.

0:42:15.560 --> 0:42:17.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they came and picked me up. And then I

0:42:17.360 --> 0:42:19.560
<v Speaker 2>went and slept at that friend's house because I could

0:42:19.560 --> 0:42:21.879
<v Speaker 2>not be alone. Yeah, and I ruined the night.

0:42:22.600 --> 0:42:24.560
<v Speaker 3>No, it was a sligh We weren't doing anything. We

0:42:24.560 --> 0:42:25.520
<v Speaker 3>were literally vibing.

0:42:26.239 --> 0:42:28.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't like when I do my sleepovers, Like I like,

0:42:28.400 --> 0:42:30.279
<v Speaker 1>I am in for the like, there's no sleeping at

0:42:30.280 --> 0:42:35.600
<v Speaker 1>the over. There's no sleeping till it's over, okay. And

0:42:35.640 --> 0:42:43.040
<v Speaker 1>then so two weeks after the fucking fire incident, the arson, yeah,

0:42:43.080 --> 0:42:46.200
<v Speaker 1>the attempted arson, Me, Josh, and Drew were all at

0:42:46.239 --> 0:42:49.359
<v Speaker 1>home and we are sleeping schedules are pretty bad at

0:42:49.360 --> 0:42:51.719
<v Speaker 1>this point. Like I was staying up till like six

0:42:51.800 --> 0:42:54.680
<v Speaker 1>seven am and everyone else was, and we were like, fuck, okay,

0:42:54.760 --> 0:42:55.160
<v Speaker 1>let's just.

0:42:55.080 --> 0:42:58.120
<v Speaker 3>Fix our let's just fix our sleeping schedule.

0:42:58.560 --> 0:43:02.920
<v Speaker 2>And and so we just like literally just eat a

0:43:02.960 --> 0:43:05.640
<v Speaker 2>bunch of sleep aid, like not a bunch like on

0:43:05.719 --> 0:43:08.160
<v Speaker 2>a normal amount. But we're like let's get our sleeping

0:43:08.160 --> 0:43:10.279
<v Speaker 2>schedule back on track, Like let's like do this, like

0:43:10.360 --> 0:43:13.600
<v Speaker 2>let's all wake up at seven am tomorrow and just

0:43:13.680 --> 0:43:16.480
<v Speaker 2>like start our day and have a good day. So

0:43:16.600 --> 0:43:19.720
<v Speaker 2>like we we take the sleeping medicine.

0:43:19.760 --> 0:43:21.520
<v Speaker 3>And then I go to my room.

0:43:21.560 --> 0:43:24.920
<v Speaker 1>And also at this time, if you know my room,

0:43:25.120 --> 0:43:27.560
<v Speaker 1>my room was originally the living room of this house,

0:43:27.560 --> 0:43:31.680
<v Speaker 1>so I didn't have like doors, Like there's two entryways

0:43:31.760 --> 0:43:34.560
<v Speaker 1>to the to what what is my room now, but

0:43:34.640 --> 0:43:37.200
<v Speaker 1>what was supposed to be the main living room. There's

0:43:37.239 --> 0:43:40.080
<v Speaker 1>two entryways, there's like a like glass door that you

0:43:40.080 --> 0:43:42.760
<v Speaker 1>swing open, and then there was just an empty space.

0:43:43.120 --> 0:43:45.000
<v Speaker 1>So at this point, I still didn't have a door.

0:43:45.040 --> 0:43:46.839
<v Speaker 1>I still didn't have anything to cover up that fucking

0:43:46.840 --> 0:43:49.360
<v Speaker 1>glass door. I was living in a fucking in a

0:43:49.440 --> 0:43:50.160
<v Speaker 1>viewing room.

0:43:51.800 --> 0:43:56.520
<v Speaker 2>Like living room. Yeah, like literally burden windows, there's a balcony.

0:43:56.640 --> 0:43:59.879
<v Speaker 3>Couldn't use my wing bot, someone could have easily what.

0:43:59.840 --> 0:44:02.359
<v Speaker 2>Was just a random TikTok center point.

0:44:03.680 --> 0:44:05.839
<v Speaker 3>Couldn't use my wing bot. Couldn't do anything I wanted

0:44:05.840 --> 0:44:07.840
<v Speaker 3>in my room because I didn't have a room.

0:44:07.719 --> 0:44:10.520
<v Speaker 2>I was living in the lettering Junior three. Yeah, I

0:44:10.520 --> 0:44:12.640
<v Speaker 2>couldn't explain to the people what a wingbot is. They

0:44:12.640 --> 0:44:13.040
<v Speaker 2>don't know.

0:44:13.920 --> 0:44:16.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh I don't want that to be public information. Fine, okay,

0:44:17.000 --> 0:44:18.600
<v Speaker 1>me and O Ryan call our vibrator. We have the

0:44:18.600 --> 0:44:19.319
<v Speaker 1>same one, and we call.

0:44:19.239 --> 0:44:20.560
<v Speaker 2>It wing bot.

0:44:20.920 --> 0:44:24.680
<v Speaker 3>It looks like a little chicken wing Yeah. Okay, so yeah,

0:44:24.800 --> 0:44:26.320
<v Speaker 3>you get the gist. No privacy.

0:44:26.360 --> 0:44:28.200
<v Speaker 1>My room is empty, and also the house gets really

0:44:28.200 --> 0:44:30.960
<v Speaker 1>fucking dark at night, and I was honestly so freaked

0:44:30.960 --> 0:44:33.359
<v Speaker 1>out because it was just pitch black.

0:44:33.040 --> 0:44:33.800
<v Speaker 3>In my room.

0:44:33.960 --> 0:44:36.239
<v Speaker 1>And again, we're in summertime. I have the windows kind

0:44:36.280 --> 0:44:37.759
<v Speaker 1>of open because I want the breeze to come in,

0:44:38.480 --> 0:44:41.040
<v Speaker 1>and we all take our sleeping medicine.

0:44:41.040 --> 0:44:41.640
<v Speaker 3>We're drowsy.

0:44:41.719 --> 0:44:44.040
<v Speaker 1>I go to my room and I'm watching YouTube videos

0:44:44.280 --> 0:44:47.280
<v Speaker 1>and I hear a child scream.

0:44:48.000 --> 0:44:53.200
<v Speaker 2>A screech like a screw, not a blood curdling screen.

0:44:53.280 --> 0:44:55.759
<v Speaker 1>And at this point it's like almost one am. So

0:44:55.800 --> 0:44:59.600
<v Speaker 1>I was like, that's not normal, but you know, one scream, Okay,

0:44:59.640 --> 0:45:03.399
<v Speaker 1>I let that pass, and I keep watching, and I'm

0:45:03.400 --> 0:45:05.800
<v Speaker 1>also drowsy, so I'm like, I can't like rate.

0:45:05.800 --> 0:45:07.000
<v Speaker 3>My reaction right now.

0:45:07.000 --> 0:45:09.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I'm overreacting, so that one scream,

0:45:09.840 --> 0:45:11.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm like whatever, And then I keep watching my video

0:45:11.840 --> 0:45:14.040
<v Speaker 1>and then I hear another scream and it's like getting

0:45:14.120 --> 0:45:17.000
<v Speaker 1>closer to my room and I was like, this is

0:45:17.040 --> 0:45:19.920
<v Speaker 1>not okay. Yeah, and my windows were open, but like

0:45:19.960 --> 0:45:22.319
<v Speaker 1>the blinds were down. Yeah, so I like kind of

0:45:22.320 --> 0:45:24.799
<v Speaker 1>go and peek and I don't see anything, and I'm

0:45:24.800 --> 0:45:26.400
<v Speaker 1>like this is so fucking.

0:45:26.040 --> 0:45:29.320
<v Speaker 2>Weird, so scary, and so then you like text me

0:45:29.360 --> 0:45:31.720
<v Speaker 2>and You're like, Drew, there's like a kid screaming outside

0:45:31.760 --> 0:45:35.440
<v Speaker 2>my outside my window right now. And I'm like, oh,

0:45:35.480 --> 0:45:37.600
<v Speaker 2>it's probably just like someone getting home late after a

0:45:37.680 --> 0:45:39.960
<v Speaker 2>road trip, blah blah blah, or it's probably our neighbor

0:45:40.000 --> 0:45:42.480
<v Speaker 2>blah blah blah, like let's not put too much thought

0:45:42.480 --> 0:45:42.960
<v Speaker 2>into it.

0:45:43.320 --> 0:45:47.040
<v Speaker 1>And then it like keeps getting worse, and I'm like, no,

0:45:47.200 --> 0:45:49.560
<v Speaker 1>please come and listen, because it keeps like it was

0:45:49.600 --> 0:45:50.440
<v Speaker 1>going on forever.

0:45:50.880 --> 0:45:52.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And then he comes to my room and he

0:45:52.640 --> 0:45:53.400
<v Speaker 3>hears it, and we're.

0:45:53.320 --> 0:45:57.239
<v Speaker 2>Just like like when I tell you, like instant, like

0:45:57.239 --> 0:46:00.960
<v Speaker 2>like again, blood blood like fl lush is out of

0:46:01.000 --> 0:46:03.879
<v Speaker 2>my face, like I become like pale, I get goosebumps,

0:46:03.920 --> 0:46:06.279
<v Speaker 2>like I have like shivers on my body, like it

0:46:06.320 --> 0:46:09.000
<v Speaker 2>was not like a normal scream. And literally and you

0:46:09.160 --> 0:46:10.880
<v Speaker 2>have a record because.

0:46:10.640 --> 0:46:12.480
<v Speaker 3>This is the second time.

0:46:12.560 --> 0:46:14.799
<v Speaker 1>Actually I have both instances on video, but the other

0:46:14.840 --> 0:46:17.240
<v Speaker 1>one's on my phone other phone. This is the scream,

0:46:17.280 --> 0:46:19.400
<v Speaker 1>but this is like a year later, like this scream

0:46:20.040 --> 0:46:20.720
<v Speaker 1>happened again.

0:46:21.640 --> 0:46:32.080
<v Speaker 2>But it's just like terrible, Like what is that? Like

0:46:32.160 --> 0:46:33.000
<v Speaker 2>what is that?

0:46:33.320 --> 0:46:35.560
<v Speaker 1>Also I remember someone was like it's a coyote.

0:46:35.600 --> 0:46:38.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, have you heard a coyot? That's not ayo,

0:46:39.160 --> 0:46:43.200
<v Speaker 2>not a coyote? So like are so we.

0:46:43.200 --> 0:46:44.640
<v Speaker 3>Don't live in an area for coyotes.

0:46:44.680 --> 0:46:47.280
<v Speaker 2>We live in like the city, the middle of the city,

0:46:47.320 --> 0:46:52.920
<v Speaker 2>and so we hear that we're both petrified. Enya is

0:46:53.000 --> 0:46:57.880
<v Speaker 2>like or I'm like okay, like let's go investigate, Like

0:46:58.000 --> 0:47:00.719
<v Speaker 2>let's like let's go see what this is. I want

0:47:00.719 --> 0:47:03.480
<v Speaker 2>a story, like I want to like bust the the

0:47:03.520 --> 0:47:03.920
<v Speaker 2>case of it.

0:47:03.960 --> 0:47:05.440
<v Speaker 1>And I'm just like there's a kid being killed, and

0:47:05.520 --> 0:47:06.919
<v Speaker 1>I just want to make sure that there's no kid

0:47:06.920 --> 0:47:08.920
<v Speaker 1>being so like I just want to see.

0:47:09.000 --> 0:47:09.640
<v Speaker 3>We make sure.

0:47:09.760 --> 0:47:12.960
<v Speaker 2>We both wanted to like investigate. We were like let's

0:47:13.040 --> 0:47:16.600
<v Speaker 2>like figure this out, like we but for different reasons,

0:47:16.640 --> 0:47:20.000
<v Speaker 2>like I wanted. I wanted to clout and then so.

0:47:20.200 --> 0:47:22.040
<v Speaker 1>We were, but we were also like, dude, we're so

0:47:22.239 --> 0:47:24.680
<v Speaker 1>drowsy off to sleeping medicine. This feels like a bad idea.

0:47:24.719 --> 0:47:26.920
<v Speaker 1>But I was like, okay, we're not doing anything crazy.

0:47:27.000 --> 0:47:29.000
<v Speaker 1>I was like, let's not walk down the street because

0:47:29.040 --> 0:47:32.440
<v Speaker 1>God forbid, there's like danger, which again is ass backwards

0:47:32.480 --> 0:47:34.759
<v Speaker 1>because we were like drowsy off sleeping medicine. But we

0:47:34.760 --> 0:47:37.160
<v Speaker 1>didn't take like fucking We weren't on like a downer.

0:47:37.200 --> 0:47:39.000
<v Speaker 1>We were literally on zequil. It was like I could,

0:47:39.120 --> 0:47:39.880
<v Speaker 1>I could sleep.

0:47:39.719 --> 0:47:40.319
<v Speaker 3>If I want it.

0:47:40.480 --> 0:47:44.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I wasn't like delusional, but basically I'm like,

0:47:44.400 --> 0:47:46.600
<v Speaker 1>let's just get in my car. We can drive down

0:47:46.600 --> 0:47:49.279
<v Speaker 1>the street and like turn our flashes down because if

0:47:49.280 --> 0:47:50.440
<v Speaker 1>it is a kid, I don't want a kid to

0:47:50.440 --> 0:47:53.759
<v Speaker 1>be like scared of my headlights and be like and

0:47:53.880 --> 0:47:55.960
<v Speaker 1>like hide or anything, which I don't know why I

0:47:55.960 --> 0:47:59.960
<v Speaker 1>thought that, but it kind of makes off the sleeping mentalginees.

0:48:00.160 --> 0:48:01.920
<v Speaker 1>So I was like, I'm gonna turn off my headlights

0:48:01.960 --> 0:48:02.799
<v Speaker 1>and like drive down the show.

0:48:02.840 --> 0:48:04.640
<v Speaker 2>I was all for it in the moment. Yeah, yeah, no,

0:48:04.800 --> 0:48:05.440
<v Speaker 2>definitely like this.

0:48:05.680 --> 0:48:07.239
<v Speaker 1>Even now I'm like it kind of makes sense that

0:48:07.320 --> 0:48:08.000
<v Speaker 1>it really doesn't.

0:48:08.160 --> 0:48:11.720
<v Speaker 2>But whatever, We're cruising down the street now, like looking

0:48:11.719 --> 0:48:14.160
<v Speaker 2>out our windows, like trying to see if we see

0:48:14.160 --> 0:48:17.000
<v Speaker 2>this kid anywhere, and like there's nothing. And mind you,

0:48:17.160 --> 0:48:20.440
<v Speaker 2>this is within like thirty seconds of the kid screaming,

0:48:20.520 --> 0:48:23.640
<v Speaker 2>so like he couldn't have or they couldn't have gone

0:48:23.719 --> 0:48:27.560
<v Speaker 2>far at all, like if there was like a kid

0:48:28.280 --> 0:48:30.160
<v Speaker 2>like in danger out there. So we're like cruising down

0:48:30.160 --> 0:48:33.440
<v Speaker 2>the street looking for like this child. We see nothing.

0:48:33.800 --> 0:48:36.160
<v Speaker 2>And then like we pull up a little bit further

0:48:37.160 --> 0:48:41.919
<v Speaker 2>to this like house that we thought was vacant, yeah,

0:48:42.680 --> 0:48:45.160
<v Speaker 2>because like no one has ever been there the entire

0:48:45.160 --> 0:48:47.040
<v Speaker 2>time we've lived here, Like there's never been a car

0:48:47.080 --> 0:48:50.000
<v Speaker 2>parked in there, And randomly there's like a car parked there.

0:48:50.120 --> 0:48:53.719
<v Speaker 2>It's like two am there behind the gate with the

0:48:53.800 --> 0:48:56.920
<v Speaker 2>trunk up and there's three women like just unloading it

0:48:57.120 --> 0:49:01.319
<v Speaker 2>like giant bag giant bags of just like we don't

0:49:01.360 --> 0:49:01.520
<v Speaker 2>know what.

0:49:01.719 --> 0:49:03.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you can assume they were moving in because

0:49:03.680 --> 0:49:06.279
<v Speaker 1>also like they had their blinds open, And it's such

0:49:06.320 --> 0:49:09.040
<v Speaker 1>a weird like memory to think of because like the

0:49:09.160 --> 0:49:12.959
<v Speaker 1>lights in their house were like like white bright lights

0:49:12.960 --> 0:49:14.960
<v Speaker 1>and the walls were all white.

0:49:14.719 --> 0:49:18.160
<v Speaker 2>In there everything. It was empty. It was completely empty.

0:49:17.880 --> 0:49:20.279
<v Speaker 1>So like you could assume they were moving in, but

0:49:20.320 --> 0:49:22.359
<v Speaker 1>what they said to us was so fucking weird.

0:49:22.480 --> 0:49:25.319
<v Speaker 2>So suspect they were just chilling out there, and we

0:49:26.320 --> 0:49:28.560
<v Speaker 2>like we we pull up to like talk to them.

0:49:28.560 --> 0:49:29.960
<v Speaker 2>So we like, I was like, here, let me like

0:49:30.000 --> 0:49:31.759
<v Speaker 2>see if they heard anything. So I rolled down my

0:49:31.760 --> 0:49:34.960
<v Speaker 2>window and they're like, oh, do you live here? And

0:49:35.000 --> 0:49:38.239
<v Speaker 2>we're like what. We're like, do we live there? Like

0:49:38.600 --> 0:49:40.879
<v Speaker 2>do y'all live there? Like y'all are parked in the art.

0:49:40.840 --> 0:49:42.200
<v Speaker 1>Because they were like do you live here? Do you

0:49:42.239 --> 0:49:44.359
<v Speaker 1>need us to move our car? And we were like.

0:49:46.040 --> 0:49:49.680
<v Speaker 2>What what do you mean? And so instant red flags,

0:49:49.880 --> 0:49:52.080
<v Speaker 2>Like I don't know about any but my heart started racing.

0:49:52.120 --> 0:49:54.719
<v Speaker 2>I was like this is very very weird, like what

0:49:54.880 --> 0:49:57.560
<v Speaker 2>is happening? So then I'm like, I'm just gonna ask them,

0:49:57.600 --> 0:49:59.960
<v Speaker 2>like did y'all hear a kid screaming? Like did y'all

0:50:00.120 --> 0:50:02.560
<v Speaker 2>hear that kid screaming? Like less than two minutes ago?

0:50:02.840 --> 0:50:06.120
<v Speaker 2>And they were like no, Like it felt like almost

0:50:06.200 --> 0:50:06.400
<v Speaker 2>it was.

0:50:06.800 --> 0:50:09.279
<v Speaker 3>It was just weird. Yeah, like no, we didn't hear anything.

0:50:09.320 --> 0:50:10.200
<v Speaker 3>We haven't heard anything.

0:50:10.320 --> 0:50:13.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So we were like huh and I was like, how.

0:50:13.600 --> 0:50:15.640
<v Speaker 1>Long have you all been outside? And they were like, oh,

0:50:15.640 --> 0:50:16.640
<v Speaker 1>we've been here a while.

0:50:17.080 --> 0:50:19.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like I don't know. It was just so suspect,

0:50:19.760 --> 0:50:23.160
<v Speaker 2>and we were kind of like me and youa instantly

0:50:23.200 --> 0:50:26.839
<v Speaker 2>were just like weirded the fuck out. So like we

0:50:26.840 --> 0:50:29.120
<v Speaker 2>we turn the lights on, we get the fuck out

0:50:29.160 --> 0:50:32.560
<v Speaker 2>of there. We like drive around the block and I

0:50:32.600 --> 0:50:33.600
<v Speaker 2>was like, don't pull in.

0:50:34.520 --> 0:50:38.000
<v Speaker 1>To irrational fears just started taking Yeah, we just started

0:50:38.000 --> 0:50:38.480
<v Speaker 1>freaking out.

0:50:38.480 --> 0:50:40.960
<v Speaker 2>I was like, don't pull into our driveway, like I

0:50:41.000 --> 0:50:43.120
<v Speaker 2>don't want them to see where we live. Just pull

0:50:43.160 --> 0:50:45.040
<v Speaker 2>around the block and go the back way because I

0:50:45.040 --> 0:50:46.400
<v Speaker 2>don't want them to see that we live in this

0:50:46.440 --> 0:50:48.960
<v Speaker 2>house so they can come and attack us. So like

0:50:49.000 --> 0:50:51.080
<v Speaker 2>we drive around the block and then I'm like, you

0:50:51.120 --> 0:50:52.839
<v Speaker 2>know what, I'm curious. I want to see if they're

0:50:52.880 --> 0:50:56.839
<v Speaker 2>still out there, So like ya like pulls out and

0:50:56.880 --> 0:50:58.640
<v Speaker 2>then we see this.

0:50:58.600 --> 0:51:03.120
<v Speaker 1>Like fucking scare, he asked, man like stumbling down the street.

0:51:02.920 --> 0:51:06.600
<v Speaker 2>Like if you've seen attack on Titan, like running like

0:51:06.640 --> 0:51:09.479
<v Speaker 2>one of the Titans, Like just like fucking weird as shit,

0:51:09.600 --> 0:51:11.560
<v Speaker 2>and where me and you are staring at this and

0:51:11.719 --> 0:51:14.360
<v Speaker 2>like it looks like he's coming, like right at us,

0:51:14.440 --> 0:51:16.200
<v Speaker 2>like yeah, and then it also looked like he had

0:51:16.200 --> 0:51:18.319
<v Speaker 2>a kid on his shoulders again, just.

0:51:18.280 --> 0:51:21.000
<v Speaker 1>Like our brains were going like everywhere.

0:51:21.080 --> 0:51:23.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so we were freaking the fuck out at this

0:51:23.120 --> 0:51:25.880
<v Speaker 2>dude just like charging at us, and we were like,

0:51:26.160 --> 0:51:28.960
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, like he's gonna attack us, Like he's

0:51:29.080 --> 0:51:31.480
<v Speaker 2>like whatever, I don't know what he is.

0:51:31.560 --> 0:51:33.799
<v Speaker 1>I must be the Titans, because they're gonna attack me.

0:51:34.520 --> 0:51:35.359
<v Speaker 1>I haven't seen the show.

0:51:37.719 --> 0:51:41.240
<v Speaker 2>You're not the Titan. He's the Titan, Okay, dull mass

0:51:41.600 --> 0:51:44.160
<v Speaker 2>don't reference shit you don't know, especially if it's like

0:51:44.200 --> 0:51:47.160
<v Speaker 2>a really good anime. I'm a girl. Yeah, girls don't

0:51:47.160 --> 0:51:47.680
<v Speaker 2>watch anime.

0:51:48.360 --> 0:51:52.120
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, So basically we got scared and then drove around.

0:51:52.120 --> 0:51:54.000
<v Speaker 1>I drove around the block because I didn't want him

0:51:54.000 --> 0:51:56.160
<v Speaker 1>to see where we lived. And we finally got home

0:51:56.480 --> 0:51:59.760
<v Speaker 1>and then I was so fucking scared shitless me and Drew.

0:52:00.160 --> 0:52:02.360
<v Speaker 2>In his room and yeah, we slept on the opposite

0:52:02.360 --> 0:52:04.120
<v Speaker 2>side of the house. We were like, if there's a

0:52:04.160 --> 0:52:05.640
<v Speaker 2>kid out there screaming, like I don't want to hear

0:52:05.640 --> 0:52:08.160
<v Speaker 2>it again, and like, looking back, we probably should have

0:52:08.280 --> 0:52:12.000
<v Speaker 2>like reported that, but like literally we had just already

0:52:12.040 --> 0:52:13.840
<v Speaker 2>reported like yeah.

0:52:13.640 --> 0:52:16.400
<v Speaker 3>Something and I was like two things, and I was

0:52:16.400 --> 0:52:16.680
<v Speaker 3>like I.

0:52:16.680 --> 0:52:19.319
<v Speaker 2>Don't want to The other thing, like other than the

0:52:19.320 --> 0:52:23.160
<v Speaker 2>home invasion, was literally like a homeless dude walking down

0:52:23.200 --> 0:52:27.279
<v Speaker 2>the street, like maybe less than a week after that.

0:52:27.440 --> 0:52:30.439
<v Speaker 1>I think this one happened after the scream. Oh really yeah,

0:52:30.520 --> 0:52:31.759
<v Speaker 1>or I can't remember.

0:52:31.600 --> 0:52:36.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, whatever, But basically we I was already asleep, so

0:52:36.719 --> 0:52:38.000
<v Speaker 2>I'll let Enya tell this story.

0:52:38.160 --> 0:52:40.319
<v Speaker 1>Me and Josie were hanging out in my room and

0:52:40.360 --> 0:52:42.319
<v Speaker 1>we were just like, no, yeah, this was after because

0:52:42.320 --> 0:52:43.799
<v Speaker 1>I think I think I had a door at this point,

0:52:43.800 --> 0:52:46.480
<v Speaker 1>because I remember we locked my door. Yeah, so this

0:52:46.600 --> 0:52:49.640
<v Speaker 1>was after the scream. We were finally settling back down.

0:52:49.719 --> 0:52:52.080
<v Speaker 1>We were like okay, like life is okay, we can

0:52:52.160 --> 0:52:55.640
<v Speaker 1>live here. And me and Josie were hanging out in

0:52:55.640 --> 0:52:58.440
<v Speaker 1>my room at like one am and then we hear

0:52:58.760 --> 0:53:01.319
<v Speaker 1>yelling and we're like we stop our phones and like

0:53:01.360 --> 0:53:02.360
<v Speaker 1>any music, and we're.

0:53:02.160 --> 0:53:03.919
<v Speaker 3>Like what is that?

0:53:04.400 --> 0:53:10.560
<v Speaker 2>Like like like that what was that?

0:53:10.760 --> 0:53:11.960
<v Speaker 1>Literally You're like.

0:53:12.960 --> 0:53:14.440
<v Speaker 2>Hold on, what was that?

0:53:16.440 --> 0:53:19.960
<v Speaker 3>So we hear like fucking mumbling and screaming, and then we're.

0:53:19.800 --> 0:53:22.359
<v Speaker 1>Like frozen in fear and like man sitting yeah, a

0:53:22.360 --> 0:53:25.840
<v Speaker 1>grown ass man. And then we just hear glass shattering,

0:53:25.920 --> 0:53:29.960
<v Speaker 1>and our front door is glass and it it well

0:53:30.040 --> 0:53:32.600
<v Speaker 1>after we realized why. It sounded like it was fucking

0:53:32.640 --> 0:53:34.640
<v Speaker 1>at our front door, but we heard it at our

0:53:34.680 --> 0:53:38.480
<v Speaker 1>front door, and me and Josie are Josie ran to

0:53:38.600 --> 0:53:40.480
<v Speaker 1>Drew's room and I was looking out the window to

0:53:40.480 --> 0:53:43.760
<v Speaker 1>see if anybody was around, which again like I'm bravest

0:53:43.760 --> 0:53:45.839
<v Speaker 1>shit when these events, I'm just like, let me put

0:53:45.840 --> 0:53:47.520
<v Speaker 1>my whole fucking face in view so they know that,

0:53:47.640 --> 0:53:49.600
<v Speaker 1>like a woman is in.

0:53:49.560 --> 0:53:51.960
<v Speaker 2>The house, like like so dumb.

0:53:52.239 --> 0:53:54.360
<v Speaker 3>But Josie went to go wake up Drew, and Drew is.

0:53:54.360 --> 0:53:58.240
<v Speaker 2>Like panicking like I was deep asleep at this point,

0:53:58.239 --> 0:54:01.080
<v Speaker 2>and Josiah like shakes me away. He's true, true, like

0:54:01.480 --> 0:54:04.360
<v Speaker 2>glasses breaking, like someone someone's here, like wake up, like

0:54:04.480 --> 0:54:05.839
<v Speaker 2>wake up, and he has a knife in his hand,

0:54:05.840 --> 0:54:07.439
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, just say, this is like the worst

0:54:07.520 --> 0:54:09.319
<v Speaker 2>joke to play on me ever right now, Like I'm

0:54:09.360 --> 0:54:12.360
<v Speaker 2>literally so scared, I'm already asleep, like I'm basically crying

0:54:12.400 --> 0:54:15.239
<v Speaker 2>at this point, freak the fuck out still like PTSD

0:54:15.440 --> 0:54:17.920
<v Speaker 2>ridden from the fucking home invasion, and just I was like,

0:54:17.960 --> 0:54:20.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm not fucking joking again. I go into this fear mode.

0:54:20.760 --> 0:54:22.400
<v Speaker 2>My heart's racing, Like yeah.

0:54:22.160 --> 0:54:24.279
<v Speaker 1>Every we all like run into my room and lock

0:54:24.360 --> 0:54:26.520
<v Speaker 1>it and we're like all in there and like and

0:54:26.600 --> 0:54:29.440
<v Speaker 1>I like all the police and I'm like, I don't know,

0:54:29.520 --> 0:54:32.000
<v Speaker 1>like I hear glass breaking, and like, also last time

0:54:32.400 --> 0:54:35.000
<v Speaker 1>when that guy broke into our house, he actually broke

0:54:35.040 --> 0:54:38.719
<v Speaker 1>the neighbor the downstairs neighbors doors windows first, so I

0:54:38.760 --> 0:54:40.440
<v Speaker 1>was like, dude, I don't know if it's like our

0:54:40.480 --> 0:54:43.440
<v Speaker 1>windows are their windows, but like something just broke. I

0:54:43.480 --> 0:54:47.200
<v Speaker 1>heard glass shatter and like a man screaming and like

0:54:47.320 --> 0:54:48.600
<v Speaker 1>rustling around, but I don't.

0:54:48.400 --> 0:54:48.960
<v Speaker 3>Know what's happening.

0:54:49.040 --> 0:54:50.720
<v Speaker 2>The return of the intruder.

0:54:50.520 --> 0:54:55.240
<v Speaker 1>Literally, and then the Plea show up fucking forever later,

0:54:55.400 --> 0:54:56.719
<v Speaker 1>because that's what they do.

0:54:56.880 --> 0:54:59.360
<v Speaker 3>They're like, that doesn't sound no one's.

0:54:59.120 --> 0:55:02.880
<v Speaker 1>Dead, I guess, So they show up finally.

0:55:02.960 --> 0:55:03.840
<v Speaker 3>It takes fucking forever.

0:55:03.880 --> 0:55:06.479
<v Speaker 1>I remember I actually had to call them again because

0:55:06.480 --> 0:55:10.879
<v Speaker 1>I was like, no one's here, still there, I'm.

0:55:10.800 --> 0:55:13.120
<v Speaker 2>My girl, shut the fuck up my ass.

0:55:15.840 --> 0:55:17.600
<v Speaker 1>And then they come and they basically laugh in our

0:55:17.600 --> 0:55:19.680
<v Speaker 1>face and they're like, what it was just a homeless

0:55:19.680 --> 0:55:23.200
<v Speaker 1>person who threw a glass bottle at your front doorstep

0:55:23.280 --> 0:55:26.680
<v Speaker 1>at your door, and there was glass everywhere, and they're

0:55:26.760 --> 0:55:27.680
<v Speaker 1>so fucking stupid.

0:55:27.680 --> 0:55:29.080
<v Speaker 3>They were like, did you do this?

0:55:29.160 --> 0:55:31.360
<v Speaker 1>I was like, yeah, yeah, no I did it, and

0:55:31.440 --> 0:55:33.960
<v Speaker 1>my drunken stupid I just broke glass and then called y'all.

0:55:36.200 --> 0:55:38.040
<v Speaker 1>But basically they laughed at us and they were like, well,

0:55:38.120 --> 0:55:41.680
<v Speaker 1>there's literally no one around, and I was like, yeah,

0:55:41.680 --> 0:55:43.280
<v Speaker 1>because y'all took an hour to get here, bitch.

0:55:44.760 --> 0:55:46.120
<v Speaker 3>But that was that, and.

0:55:46.080 --> 0:55:49.759
<v Speaker 1>Then we were safe for a while. A year, yeah,

0:55:49.800 --> 0:55:52.719
<v Speaker 1>a year of nothingness other than when you got high

0:55:52.800 --> 0:55:55.600
<v Speaker 1>and freaked out you thought.

0:55:55.280 --> 0:55:58.480
<v Speaker 2>I got Like I don't get high often, but when

0:55:58.520 --> 0:56:00.000
<v Speaker 2>I do, I get high.

0:56:00.320 --> 0:56:02.279
<v Speaker 1>People really don't believe the like paranoia.

0:56:02.480 --> 0:56:06.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I get like high high, like paralyzed in fear

0:56:06.960 --> 0:56:09.480
<v Speaker 2>high and off of nothing. Yeah. Like it was like

0:56:09.520 --> 0:56:13.600
<v Speaker 2>two milligram weed drink that I like got absolutely blasted

0:56:13.640 --> 0:56:15.800
<v Speaker 2>in the outer space. And like I go to my

0:56:15.920 --> 0:56:18.080
<v Speaker 2>room and I'm laying there and like my room has

0:56:18.120 --> 0:56:19.799
<v Speaker 2>a bunch of windows, and like you can see into

0:56:19.800 --> 0:56:22.400
<v Speaker 2>our backyard and into our neighbor's backyard and you can

0:56:22.400 --> 0:56:24.279
<v Speaker 2>see where it was like trash day, and so all

0:56:24.320 --> 0:56:27.160
<v Speaker 2>the trash cans were on the street and I was like,

0:56:27.160 --> 0:56:28.960
<v Speaker 2>like I was hearing rustling around and I was like, ooh,

0:56:28.960 --> 0:56:31.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm about to see like a raccoon like fun. And

0:56:31.320 --> 0:56:34.440
<v Speaker 2>then like I like hear our like our garbage cans

0:56:34.480 --> 0:56:38.200
<v Speaker 2>like open, and like there's like digging in the garbage can.

0:56:38.239 --> 0:56:41.080
<v Speaker 2>And I look over there and I'm like, I'm like,

0:56:41.320 --> 0:56:43.320
<v Speaker 2>there's a there's a guy in our garbage can digging.

0:56:43.400 --> 0:56:44.440
<v Speaker 1>And he called me and I was.

0:56:44.400 --> 0:56:46.799
<v Speaker 3>Like, oh yeah. I was like people do that because

0:56:46.800 --> 0:56:47.560
<v Speaker 3>they like get the cans.

0:56:47.560 --> 0:56:50.160
<v Speaker 1>And you were like I was, You were like he's

0:56:50.200 --> 0:56:50.960
<v Speaker 1>in the backyard.

0:56:51.120 --> 0:56:55.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I was like so scared, like irrationally afraid. And

0:56:55.520 --> 0:56:58.839
<v Speaker 2>then I like see like a white figure like dart

0:56:58.880 --> 0:57:00.640
<v Speaker 2>through our bushes in the back yard and I'm like,

0:57:00.640 --> 0:57:02.520
<v Speaker 2>they're in our backyard, like they're coming, They're going to

0:57:02.560 --> 0:57:06.000
<v Speaker 2>break into the house, like and like Enya's like like

0:57:06.080 --> 0:57:08.000
<v Speaker 2>comes into my room and like calms me down, and

0:57:08.040 --> 0:57:11.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, but it was literally probably just a raccoon

0:57:11.520 --> 0:57:12.120
<v Speaker 2>the entire time.

0:57:12.200 --> 0:57:13.879
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't like there's a chance I wasn't even

0:57:13.880 --> 0:57:14.280
<v Speaker 1>a human.

0:57:14.360 --> 0:57:18.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but like I was terrified, But that was the

0:57:18.280 --> 0:57:19.120
<v Speaker 2>only time I said yeah.

0:57:19.120 --> 0:57:21.600
<v Speaker 1>Other than that, it was a We've had a very

0:57:21.640 --> 0:57:26.360
<v Speaker 1>calm year, and I despite everything it's my luck because

0:57:26.400 --> 0:57:30.200
<v Speaker 1>I haven't like actually experienced like seeing another random stranger

0:57:30.280 --> 0:57:30.760
<v Speaker 1>human in.

0:57:30.680 --> 0:57:31.840
<v Speaker 3>Our house, and like had that.

0:57:33.440 --> 0:57:35.480
<v Speaker 1>I haven't seen like a stranger in the house, so

0:57:35.520 --> 0:57:38.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't have that kind of fear, but I was.

0:57:38.600 --> 0:57:41.959
<v Speaker 1>I'm chill alone, like I enjoy spending like time alone

0:57:42.000 --> 0:57:44.120
<v Speaker 1>in the house. And I like to claim that I'm

0:57:44.120 --> 0:57:47.080
<v Speaker 1>like not scared of anything, but actually that's a lie.

0:57:47.120 --> 0:57:48.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm not scared of ghosts and shit because I don't

0:57:48.640 --> 0:57:50.080
<v Speaker 1>believe in that shit. But I do believe in fucking

0:57:50.120 --> 0:57:52.480
<v Speaker 1>scary ass murderers who want to kill me for no reason.

0:57:52.880 --> 0:57:58.760
<v Speaker 1>So last night we invite Mason and oriyan in Zamar,

0:57:58.840 --> 0:58:00.760
<v Speaker 1>who ended up backing out with I wish soom I

0:58:00.800 --> 0:58:03.160
<v Speaker 1>was here because like we actually would have been so funny.

0:58:04.160 --> 0:58:11.080
<v Speaker 1>So Me, Drew O'Ryan, and Mason watched The Bachelor last night.

0:58:11.160 --> 0:58:13.880
<v Speaker 1>So we're having a little Bachelor night and we're sitting

0:58:13.960 --> 0:58:16.320
<v Speaker 1>there and we're watching and whatever, and Drew ends up

0:58:16.360 --> 0:58:18.320
<v Speaker 1>like going to sleep because we had a long ass day,

0:58:18.600 --> 0:58:20.320
<v Speaker 1>and we stay up and we finish, and then we're

0:58:20.360 --> 0:58:22.480
<v Speaker 1>like we stay up even longer and we're watching like

0:58:22.640 --> 0:58:24.840
<v Speaker 1>tiktoks on the TV and just like, you know, doing

0:58:24.880 --> 0:58:25.880
<v Speaker 1>what like young people do.

0:58:26.000 --> 0:58:28.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just chilling, like a hard chill.

0:58:28.160 --> 0:58:33.440
<v Speaker 1>Hardcore chilling. And then it's like midnight and Mason and

0:58:33.560 --> 0:58:35.560
<v Speaker 1>Ryan are like, all right, we're gonna leave, and I

0:58:35.600 --> 0:58:37.919
<v Speaker 1>was like, okay, cool, and I go downstairs to walk

0:58:37.960 --> 0:58:38.320
<v Speaker 1>them out.

0:58:38.520 --> 0:58:41.280
<v Speaker 2>You're like, okay, finally, y'all over still liken.

0:58:41.000 --> 0:58:43.200
<v Speaker 1>To fucking go to sleep. Y'all are so fucking Yoama

0:58:43.320 --> 0:58:46.480
<v Speaker 1>like shit, but I'm like that's perfect.

0:58:46.600 --> 0:58:48.800
<v Speaker 3>Twelve thirty. We have the podcast tomorrow. I need to

0:58:48.800 --> 0:58:49.720
<v Speaker 3>go to sleep anyways.

0:58:51.280 --> 0:58:52.920
<v Speaker 1>So I got to walk them out, and I like,

0:58:53.720 --> 0:58:55.880
<v Speaker 1>I follow them downstairs to lock the door and like

0:58:55.920 --> 0:58:58.439
<v Speaker 1>to hug them by. So like I hug them by

0:58:58.560 --> 0:59:00.440
<v Speaker 1>and they turn around and they both turned to me

0:59:00.440 --> 0:59:01.960
<v Speaker 1>because we were talking about like going to a bar

0:59:02.080 --> 0:59:04.800
<v Speaker 1>or something like this week, and they were like and

0:59:04.840 --> 0:59:07.000
<v Speaker 1>Oriyan turns. She's like, oh, just hit me up like

0:59:07.040 --> 0:59:08.600
<v Speaker 1>whenever you're freeing, you want to do that. And I

0:59:08.640 --> 0:59:11.080
<v Speaker 1>was like okay, and then she like looks to the

0:59:11.120 --> 0:59:15.000
<v Speaker 1>side and she's like like, O'Ryan's shocked face is.

0:59:14.920 --> 0:59:19.200
<v Speaker 2>The bad so funny. She's like oh oh, and but she.

0:59:19.320 --> 0:59:23.440
<v Speaker 1>She goes oh um and like pushes me back in

0:59:23.480 --> 0:59:25.280
<v Speaker 1>and Mason's like looks to the side, and I was like,

0:59:25.360 --> 0:59:27.840
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, and it's like also scared, and she's

0:59:27.880 --> 0:59:30.520
<v Speaker 1>like your neighbor's doors just fucking wide open and it's

0:59:30.560 --> 0:59:31.200
<v Speaker 1>dark in there, and I.

0:59:31.160 --> 0:59:32.920
<v Speaker 2>Was like, what, it's like twelve thirty.

0:59:33.000 --> 0:59:35.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like twelve thirty. And this is like an

0:59:35.080 --> 0:59:38.960
<v Speaker 1>old couple, so it's not normal behavior at all. So

0:59:39.040 --> 0:59:41.040
<v Speaker 1>I like close the door behind me because the Zuls

0:59:41.040 --> 0:59:42.560
<v Speaker 1>like roaming the house and I don't want her to

0:59:42.600 --> 0:59:44.360
<v Speaker 1>get out again.

0:59:44.480 --> 0:59:47.240
<v Speaker 3>My main worry through anything is always a zuls like

0:59:47.280 --> 0:59:51.800
<v Speaker 3>well being because she's literally my child helpless. She's fucking stupid,

0:59:51.840 --> 0:59:53.840
<v Speaker 3>that's what she So we need.

0:59:53.720 --> 0:59:56.840
<v Speaker 2>To have an episode with a zoo. We enter an interview.

0:59:56.920 --> 0:59:58.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we can just fucking put her in a kennel

0:59:58.760 --> 0:59:59.919
<v Speaker 1>here and she'll scream for an hour.

1:00:00.920 --> 1:00:02.919
<v Speaker 3>That would actually be that's our.

1:00:02.880 --> 1:00:04.680
<v Speaker 1>Day off, okay.

1:00:06.640 --> 1:00:08.560
<v Speaker 3>And then I like I.

1:00:08.960 --> 1:00:12.000
<v Speaker 1>Start laughing because when I'm nervous or like uncomfortable, I

1:00:12.040 --> 1:00:13.480
<v Speaker 1>start cracking the fuck up.

1:00:13.520 --> 1:00:15.040
<v Speaker 3>So I'm just like cracking.

1:00:14.640 --> 1:00:17.000
<v Speaker 1>Up, and I'm like stop, stop, and I like start

1:00:17.120 --> 1:00:20.200
<v Speaker 1>laughing my ass off, and then we I was just like, okay,

1:00:20.280 --> 1:00:22.160
<v Speaker 1>let's just like stand outside for a second and see

1:00:22.200 --> 1:00:26.080
<v Speaker 1>maybe maybe they like like left the house to go

1:00:26.120 --> 1:00:28.320
<v Speaker 1>grab something out of their car and they're like coming back.

1:00:28.800 --> 1:00:29.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

1:00:29.240 --> 1:00:30.800
<v Speaker 3>I was just like making up things they could have.

1:00:30.840 --> 1:00:34.160
<v Speaker 2>Been doing and smoking a blunt on the street.

1:00:34.280 --> 1:00:36.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe like this eighty year old couple was like

1:00:36.360 --> 1:00:39.960
<v Speaker 1>fuck it, like let's go grab kenemine off of our dealer.

1:00:41.040 --> 1:00:42.000
<v Speaker 3>Let's just go grab it.

1:00:42.240 --> 1:00:44.840
<v Speaker 1>So we were standing there and nothing, so I start

1:00:44.880 --> 1:00:47.360
<v Speaker 1>cracking up and I'm like stop, no, I'm not kidding.

1:00:47.360 --> 1:00:48.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't like this.

1:00:48.120 --> 1:00:51.800
<v Speaker 3>But also for more info, I just binge watched that

1:00:51.960 --> 1:00:52.960
<v Speaker 3>whole JCS.

1:00:53.280 --> 1:00:59.160
<v Speaker 1>Uh like uh oh yeah, criminology fucking psycho criminology account.

1:00:59.280 --> 1:01:00.920
<v Speaker 1>Like I just walked so.

1:01:00.960 --> 1:01:03.880
<v Speaker 2>Many things about murder, literally like thirty hours of murder.

1:01:03.960 --> 1:01:07.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I just consumed thirteen hours of pure murder, terror

1:01:07.440 --> 1:01:12.840
<v Speaker 1>and like human deception and mutilation. So I'm my mind

1:01:12.880 --> 1:01:14.400
<v Speaker 1>is like, oh my god, yeah, I know they got killed.

1:01:14.400 --> 1:01:17.520
<v Speaker 1>They got killed, like they're dead or or we're dead.

1:01:17.560 --> 1:01:20.400
<v Speaker 2>Next Yeah, the person broke in there, they killed the

1:01:20.480 --> 1:01:21.920
<v Speaker 2>family and like dipped.

1:01:22.560 --> 1:01:24.000
<v Speaker 3>So I'm freaked out.

1:01:24.600 --> 1:01:29.360
<v Speaker 1>And Mason and Ryan were like okay, so what now,

1:01:29.400 --> 1:01:33.520
<v Speaker 1>and like Oriyan's like just fucking go inside, like because

1:01:33.520 --> 1:01:34.920
<v Speaker 1>we were just like, okay, let's not make this a

1:01:34.920 --> 1:01:36.680
<v Speaker 1>big deal whatever, go inside. And I was like I

1:01:36.680 --> 1:01:39.200
<v Speaker 1>don't like this, and Mason was like, do you want

1:01:39.240 --> 1:01:41.320
<v Speaker 1>me to stay? Because I was like, Drew's literally asleep

1:01:41.320 --> 1:01:43.120
<v Speaker 1>and if I wake Drew up, he's gonna just freak out.

1:01:43.160 --> 1:01:45.320
<v Speaker 1>Like it's not gonna be helpful, like I'm just gonna

1:01:45.320 --> 1:01:48.960
<v Speaker 1>share him, like I don't want to like scare him further.

1:01:49.400 --> 1:01:51.480
<v Speaker 1>So I was just like, oh my god, and Mason's like,

1:01:51.480 --> 1:01:53.040
<v Speaker 1>do you want me to stay? And because I can't

1:01:53.080 --> 1:01:55.560
<v Speaker 1>ask anybody in my life for help ever, even if

1:01:55.600 --> 1:01:59.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm like in pure fear and whatever, I ignored him and

1:02:00.080 --> 1:02:02.240
<v Speaker 1>I was like, no, you guys can go home. And

1:02:02.400 --> 1:02:05.360
<v Speaker 1>I start crying because I'm like I fall alone, like

1:02:05.400 --> 1:02:08.439
<v Speaker 1>I'm freaked out, and I like just melt into pure

1:02:08.520 --> 1:02:12.280
<v Speaker 1>fear and like I'm not too close to Mason, but

1:02:12.320 --> 1:02:13.800
<v Speaker 1>he saw me at like one of my weakest points

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<v Speaker 1>yes night, like because I just like melted into fear.

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<v Speaker 1>And then basically we're like, okay, let's just try and

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<v Speaker 1>close it. And O Ryan was like, I'll just close it,

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<v Speaker 1>like they probably maybe they left it open and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like okay, and she goes to close it, but

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<v Speaker 1>it won't close, and like.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a dead body on the other side sucks holding

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<v Speaker 2>it out.

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<v Speaker 1>She wanted to go close it and it wouldn't close,

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<v Speaker 1>and then we started, Yeah, she closed it. It like

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<v Speaker 1>didn't close all the way, but it was like kind

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<v Speaker 1>of closed, and I was like okay, and we were.

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<v Speaker 2>Sitting there was like it was like still a foot

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<v Speaker 2>open though.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, no, it like held for a second and

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<v Speaker 1>then it was like kind of windy out and it

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<v Speaker 1>just like fully blew back up and we were like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and we all ran into my house and I was

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<v Speaker 1>like freaking out. We didn't know what to do, and

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<v Speaker 1>we were like calling our friends and we were like

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<v Speaker 1>what do we do? Like I was like I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to fucking call the police, dude, they fucking suck balls.

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<v Speaker 3>They're not helpful.

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<v Speaker 1>So then we didn't know what to do because it

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<v Speaker 1>was like now almost one am.

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<v Speaker 3>And I hit up.

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<v Speaker 1>My landlord and I was like, hey, like there's a

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<v Speaker 1>situation happening, and I like said the address of this

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<v Speaker 1>is where I founded up. I said the building number

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<v Speaker 1>instead of the actual apartment number, so she assumed I

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<v Speaker 1>was talking about another apartment and this comes in later,

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<v Speaker 1>but I just wanted to clarify. So I'm like, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a situation happening here, blah blah blah. And then our

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<v Speaker 1>friends on who he called were just like okay, just

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<v Speaker 1>like knock on the door, like maybe they went to sleep,

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<v Speaker 1>because I was even saying, I was like, dude, we're

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<v Speaker 1>probably overreacting. They probably they're an older couple. They forgot

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<v Speaker 1>to close the door. It's not that deep like whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>So Amara was like, do you want me to knock

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<v Speaker 1>on the door. And I was like yes, because I

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<v Speaker 1>literally can't do that, and so she rung the doorbell

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<v Speaker 1>and knocked on the door and we stood there for

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<v Speaker 1>a minute and nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I was like do I ring it again?

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<v Speaker 3>And we just stood there for five minutes ringing.

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<v Speaker 2>The doorbell like literally hell.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's not the.

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of doorbell that like the sound is at the front.

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<v Speaker 1>The sound was coming from the back like in the house,

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<v Speaker 1>like upstairs in the house. So I kept ringing it

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<v Speaker 1>and I even gave it like a double ring and

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<v Speaker 1>like a triple ring at some point, and nothing. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, dude, there's no one in there.

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<v Speaker 2>There's dead bodies in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's no one alive in there. And I was like, no, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they fucking they're dead.

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<v Speaker 2>And then at this point I'm like dead asleep, right yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And then like for some reason, I can just like

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<v Speaker 2>feel this energy, like I feel this energy shift and

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<v Speaker 2>like there's just this turn, and so I like I

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<v Speaker 2>wake up, I wake up and I go in there

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<v Speaker 2>because I can feel this energy shift because I like

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<v Speaker 2>have really great intuition.

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<v Speaker 3>Motherfucking liar.

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<v Speaker 1>He told us that he got cold, so he woke

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<v Speaker 1>up to turn off his fucking AC and then he

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<v Speaker 1>heard us freaking out.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no no. I felt this.

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<v Speaker 1>Energy like no, you're a fucking liar, bitch. So my

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<v Speaker 1>landlord calls me and Drew pulls up finally and he

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<v Speaker 1>hears like the ent tail end of it, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>basically she's thinking, or.

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<v Speaker 2>My landlord's just like, oh, they're out of town.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're out of town.

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<v Speaker 1>No one should be in that unit, like it should

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<v Speaker 1>be locked.

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<v Speaker 2>And that peaks her and chest Yeah, that.

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<v Speaker 1>Like sends me over and I'm like stop, I fucking

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<v Speaker 1>hate this. And I was like okay, no, So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm just gonna call the non emergency line because

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<v Speaker 1>my landlord also sucks fucking balls and won't do anything

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<v Speaker 1>and won't do anything a landlord like, girl, your job

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<v Speaker 1>is to lord the land, like, and you're not lording

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<v Speaker 1>the land, you're telling one of your payers to lord

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<v Speaker 1>the land. Because she was like, she's like, hmmm, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you think we should do? And I'm like, why

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck are you asking me, bitch?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I'm like, well, get your ass over here

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<v Speaker 2>and lock the fucking door.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Me earlier, being like now is a twenty two year old.

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<v Speaker 3>I would yell at her, but I still can't because

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like scared. I'm like, what if she kicks me out?

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<v Speaker 1>But basically she's like what should we do? And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like I don't know, And she's like, Okay, call

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<v Speaker 1>the police and have them inspect and make sure that

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<v Speaker 1>there's no random people in the house and then.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell me what happens then. And I was like sure,

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<v Speaker 3>and I hung up, and she I was like, she's

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<v Speaker 3>telling me to fucking to pull a fool on investigation.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, and she's like and then she's like, or like,

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<v Speaker 1>are your roommates there, Like, are one of the men

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<v Speaker 1>in the house.

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<v Speaker 3>Can they lock the door because you're literally.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, are any of the men in the house, Like, like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a man, Like.

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<v Speaker 3>I literally said to her. I was like, I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>there's boys in the house. We don't have men here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and she like laughed and she's like, huh, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>have one of them close the door, and I was

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<v Speaker 1>like what. Basically I end up calling the non emergency

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<v Speaker 1>I tell them, and they're like, oh, yeah, we have

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<v Speaker 1>to send a patrol unit there, Like it's a fucking

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<v Speaker 1>open house, like.

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<v Speaker 2>We have to there might be someone inside.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there might be someone's wadding in there.

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<v Speaker 2>So they send the two most wrinkity dnkity like fucking

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<v Speaker 2>bullshit cops I've ever seen in my entire life. Early

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<v Speaker 2>children also, there are fucking as.

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<v Speaker 1>It takes two hours and I'm not kidding, it takes

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<v Speaker 1>two fucking hours for anyone to show up.

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<v Speaker 3>I had to call three times, and but.

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<v Speaker 1>In between it was so funny because we would like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm standing in silence and just like Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>We sat on the stairs for literally two hours basically

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<v Speaker 2>just like listening for sounds from the apartment, and we'd

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<v Speaker 2>hear like a single like.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally our old house just creaked.

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<v Speaker 2>We all jump up and be like and at one

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<v Speaker 2>point we like went down the stairs to like investigate

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<v Speaker 2>a little more and like, I like am recording. I

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<v Speaker 2>actually just got chills from the sound, and like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>recording and we're all like dead silence, and we hear

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<v Speaker 2>this like like like breathing sound from inside the apartment,

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<v Speaker 2>and like we all freaked the fuck out also, and.

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<v Speaker 1>If someone was in there, we were not being good

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<v Speaker 1>at being like we don't know what's happening, don't kill us.

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<v Speaker 1>We sounded like we wanted to be killed, yeah, like

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<v Speaker 1>screaming all the time, and we were like, good thing,

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<v Speaker 1>I have my guns.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was like I have guns and knives and

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<v Speaker 2>RPGs and I'm ready to blow up anybody who tries

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<v Speaker 2>to come into this house.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so stupid, but we got a lot of funny

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<v Speaker 1>footage out of it. But basically, here's play.

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<v Speaker 2>One of our screams actually because it's actually hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, this story gets very embarrassing on my side, not

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<v Speaker 1>fully embarrassing. I do want to say like I did

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<v Speaker 1>it all in good faith.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that's us after hearing like breathing from the apartment

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<v Speaker 2>on the other side, like probably someone inside the door

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<v Speaker 2>that just fell down the stairs and broken them.

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<v Speaker 3>Like no, So okay, I before I make a fool

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<v Speaker 3>out of myself and say what ended up happening.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to say that I did it all in

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<v Speaker 1>good faith. It's still I would like if if my

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<v Speaker 1>home was just open all night, especially like we don't

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<v Speaker 1>live in a bad area, but we live in a

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<v Speaker 1>busy area like a lot of randoms because we live

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<v Speaker 1>in such a middle ground between like two parts of

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<v Speaker 1>the cities that a lot of people in.

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<v Speaker 2>Our apartment complex has literally been invaded.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, our apartment complex, it's just like notorious for like

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<v Speaker 1>people trying to break in breaking in. Yeah, we're on

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<v Speaker 1>the corner of like a really busy street, two streets,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I was just like, dude, even if like

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<v Speaker 1>they're up there, like I am personally scared to one

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<v Speaker 1>knock because I don't know if they're up there. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if it's a random person up there, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if no one's up there. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to like fully involve myself and put myself and my

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<v Speaker 1>friends in danger. So I'm just like I need to

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<v Speaker 1>call someone else to like litigate this situation, and like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was just like a weird thing of like do

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<v Speaker 1>I shut my mouth and close my door and like

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<v Speaker 1>have good faith that like everybody in the world is

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<v Speaker 1>good and that if someone walked by and saw this.

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<v Speaker 3>Door open that they wouldn't kill them?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Or do I take that burden off of my

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<v Speaker 1>shoulder and just be like okay, Like I would want

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<v Speaker 1>someone to do this for me, Like my door was open,

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<v Speaker 1>I would want someone to call help and be like

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<v Speaker 1>close your door please. And also we had knocked the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck out. We were being loud. You heard in that clip.

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<v Speaker 1>We were being so loud, so in our head we

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<v Speaker 1>were like either no one's in there, or someone's in

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<v Speaker 1>there and like.

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<v Speaker 2>Needs help, needs help, or something like. We were like,

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<v Speaker 2>there's someone in there, just like rummaging through the crib

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<v Speaker 2>and they're scared shit listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and they're like, oh, someone knows I'm in here,

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<v Speaker 1>like whatever. So finally the cops show up. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the most like they were our age. We literally called

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<v Speaker 1>to people our age with like the same education as us.

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<v Speaker 1>But except for some reason.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was it was a minor emergency. So

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<v Speaker 2>I think they just sent them on like a little

1:10:51.080 --> 1:10:53.120
<v Speaker 2>training exhibition, because exactly they.

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<v Speaker 1>Were like calling for help and they were like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what to do next, like they really didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know what they were doing, but like whatever. So I

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<v Speaker 1>explained this situation of them and like in my head

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<v Speaker 1>also for more context, I as far as we thought

1:11:05.680 --> 1:11:07.439
<v Speaker 1>no one was supposed to be in the house, we

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<v Speaker 1>thought that couple was on vacation.

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<v Speaker 3>Yea, because I had a big miscommunication.

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<v Speaker 1>With my landlord, which honestly is still on her fucking

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<v Speaker 1>fault because I described it. I was like, Oh, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the older couple, the two like older people who live

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<v Speaker 1>next to us, That's who I'm talking about. I was

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<v Speaker 1>like very clear that I was talking about them, and

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<v Speaker 1>she still didn't get the hamp But whatever, it's miscommunication.

1:11:27.760 --> 1:11:29.799
<v Speaker 3>It's kind of on my fault, but it's also.

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<v Speaker 1>Her fucking fault because she's a landlord and she could

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<v Speaker 1>have just pulled up and locked the door. That would

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<v Speaker 1>have solved everything. She cause I asked her. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>do you have an extra key? She was like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but can you just close it and I'll lock it

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like no.

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<v Speaker 1>No. Also, we tried to wiggle the handle shot and

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<v Speaker 1>it wouldn't close because our house is really old and

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<v Speaker 1>all the handles like you really have to wiggle to

1:11:48.800 --> 1:11:51.719
<v Speaker 1>get closed. So I was like, and I'm not doing

1:11:51.720 --> 1:11:53.639
<v Speaker 1>that because if someone's in there and like thinks I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a fucking intruder and kills me then shotgun, then what

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck do I do?

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<v Speaker 2>Basically, then how are we going to record the pot cast?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, you don't understand I have a podcast tomorrow, Like,

1:12:04.960 --> 1:12:06.960
<v Speaker 1>get your ass over here, for get this, come on. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>not me saying the name of my landlord.

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<v Speaker 3>We have to leap that out.

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<v Speaker 1>Basically, the cops ask I explained, and they're like, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>well we're gonna go We're gonna go up. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>hear us yell that. It's like the police and if

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<v Speaker 1>you're rummaging, it's us. And we're like, okay, So we're

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<v Speaker 1>all like being nosiest, fucking standing next to the wall.

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<v Speaker 2>Extremely dangerous because our wall we share a wall with

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<v Speaker 2>this apartment, and god forbid, the cops shot someone and

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<v Speaker 2>shot our head with a bullet to our wall.

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<v Speaker 1>So that wasn't smart on us, But we were all

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<v Speaker 1>being nosy, and we were all like listening through the

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<v Speaker 1>wall and we hear that someone's in the house, and

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<v Speaker 1>like we're like yeah, Like we were like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>we just we just like stopped. We just saved the world.

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<v Speaker 2>We stopped the home.

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<v Speaker 3>And then we keep listening and we're.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, they just said our landlord's name.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, the person who's who just broke into the

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<v Speaker 1>house and knows the name of the landlord. That's odd.

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<v Speaker 3>And we keep listening and then I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, we hear two voices. Yeah, it's a.

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<v Speaker 3>Man and a woman.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like the voice and like, they don't our

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<v Speaker 1>neighbors don't speak English. I was like, doesn't sound like

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<v Speaker 1>they're English's coming out too. I'm like, oh, I'm standing there,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, I think I just called I think

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<v Speaker 1>I just ordered off breaking and entering by the police

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<v Speaker 1>on my fucking Basically, what ended up happening is I

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<v Speaker 1>had a miscommunication with the landlord, which again, this is

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<v Speaker 1>her fucking fault because she just pulled up with the

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<v Speaker 1>goddamn key and closed the fucking door like it was

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<v Speaker 1>her job to fucking do. I wouldn't have to get involved,

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<v Speaker 1>so heavily, but she thought I was talking about a

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<v Speaker 1>different neighbor who was on vacation, and this older couple was.

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<v Speaker 3>Not on vacation. They were home and they.

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<v Speaker 2>Just left and went to sleep with it open, and

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<v Speaker 2>we just called the cops on our neighbors who were

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<v Speaker 2>just peacefully sleeping in their.

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<v Speaker 3>Bed and now they have extreme PTSD.

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<v Speaker 2>And like they were petrified, like they were talking about

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<v Speaker 2>it this morning still for like two hours while I

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<v Speaker 2>was awake just rightfully.

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<v Speaker 1>So dude, I felt so bad. I felt like a

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<v Speaker 1>fucking idiot. But again in my head, I was like, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>their door dre even got it on video, which we

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<v Speaker 1>want show because I don't want to like show our

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<v Speaker 1>neighbor's door, but like their door was wide open, and

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<v Speaker 1>our ship is lit up, like if you were walking by,

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<v Speaker 1>you could easily see that. So I don't have any

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<v Speaker 1>regrets in the fact that, like I am like such

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<v Speaker 1>a fun I'm just an EmPATH and like I like

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<v Speaker 1>think about people like that, and I didn't want anything.

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<v Speaker 2>See that's your problem, Like you like emotions, yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>you need to like take care of that.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I need to like take care of myself

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<v Speaker 1>and like be a little more selfish, but I just

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<v Speaker 1>can't help it because like other people, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Feel for other people. I'm just I'm like what's called

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<v Speaker 2>the sociopath. Oh what's that? Like I don't care about

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<v Speaker 2>anybody's feelings at all, and like.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's why make a good match, because like I

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<v Speaker 1>do all the caring and you do all.

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<v Speaker 2>The like yeah, and I don't even think I have emotions,

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<v Speaker 2>So that's good.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I wish I had that, and I like because

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but like actually I have, Like I have

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<v Speaker 1>such a deep, deep, deep care for people that like

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes it hurts me, but like I just like love

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<v Speaker 1>the idea that I'm like better.

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<v Speaker 3>Than a lot of people. Oh yeah, like I will

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<v Speaker 3>always care for other people.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh see, I'm like different because like I want to

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<v Speaker 2>see people.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, that's bad, so you shouldn't keep repeating it.

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<v Speaker 2>And I want people to die.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, that's how I made a fucking fool of myself.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a goddamn disgrace and a mockery and I was

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<v Speaker 1>so fucking embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 2>But life is good. Life is good.

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<v Speaker 1>The episode, I am so fucking sweaty.

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<v Speaker 3>We need to get an ac situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Figured out for it with all the mics. What we

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<v Speaker 2>should do is blast the ac in here before we film,

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<v Speaker 2>so we have at least ten to fifteen minutes of

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<v Speaker 2>like cool air, true true.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, and yeah, so that that concludes Oh shit, we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say our favorite media, but yeah, that concludes our.

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<v Speaker 2>Our cursed, fucking, scary, terrifying home that everyone's probably like,

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<v Speaker 2>why do y'all still live there? Like y'all have, like.

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<v Speaker 3>I personally like this apartment.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all have like terrible experiences there, like like literally y'all

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<v Speaker 2>are in danger there, Like what's what's keeping you all home?

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<v Speaker 3>Home is where the heart is, and my heart is here, baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Home is where you piss.

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<v Speaker 3>The bed, so you'd be pissing the bed here.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I have a purple mattress.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, So it just gets into like it's like

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<v Speaker 3>an ice.

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<v Speaker 2>Cube tree exactly exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>But a straw in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like really really good.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, shut the fuck up, let's get into media, and

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<v Speaker 1>then y'all can go on your merry fucking way and

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<v Speaker 1>have a good rest of your day and think about

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<v Speaker 1>how traumatic our life is and how you should care

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<v Speaker 1>about us the way I care about other people.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I am an EmPATH and I'm associopath.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I go first, you fucking bitch, So I'll

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<v Speaker 1>give I'll give a few of my favorite songs. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have like a favorite album, but I have a

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<v Speaker 1>few favorite song. Oh, I have Hay Get Out of

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<v Speaker 1>My Way by The Cardigans, Lumberjack by Tyler the Creator.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that was gonna say that one.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just about to say. Actually, by the time

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<v Speaker 1>this comes out, like the album would have been out

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<v Speaker 1>for like three weeks, so people are gonna be like, damn, bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>your fake like you like that's your favorite song of

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<v Speaker 1>the album?

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<v Speaker 3>Is the single?

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't heard the album yet. Yeah, so the single

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<v Speaker 1>is my favorite. And then Smoking Gun by Magnolia Shorty

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<v Speaker 1>and then Blouse by Claro.

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<v Speaker 2>Ooh and those are four she's been blasting. Blouse by Claro.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she makes that sweet. It makes me feel sweet

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<v Speaker 3>and sexy and I love her.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to do a movie in a couple of songs,

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<v Speaker 2>I think.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't have a movie, bitch. Oh, actually the

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<v Speaker 3>Birdcage that's my mom.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah, you've been talking about that. I still need

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<v Speaker 2>to watch that Happy Pride. My movie is The Parent

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<v Speaker 2>Trap watch it, rewatch it. It is masterclass cinema. It

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't really get better than that. And like you actually

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<v Speaker 2>lose Lindsay Lohan in her roles and she's playing very

1:18:03.960 --> 1:18:08.960
<v Speaker 2>very complex positions or characters, and like not enough people

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<v Speaker 2>like talk about like how good she actually acted as

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<v Speaker 2>like a child in that movie. And yeah, y'all should

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<v Speaker 2>just watch it and watch it with like a very

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<v Speaker 2>critical lens and like have fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Watch it and then make an eight paragraph description on letter.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you know what song I'm gonna say West Coast

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<v Speaker 2>by Lana del Ray, Oh wow, listen to that fucking

1:18:33.720 --> 1:18:34.240
<v Speaker 2>song again.

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<v Speaker 3>And that you know what song I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was saying of the other day is like be yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what Bibra like an.

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<v Speaker 2>American and also always Returning by Brian Enu. Listen to that.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to West Coast by Landa del Ray, have some

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<v Speaker 2>fun while watching The Parent Trap and live your fucking

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<v Speaker 2>life and read.

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<v Speaker 3>The Body Keeps a Score.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm only two chapters in, but literally, when you were

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<v Speaker 1>talking about PTSD and I said all that like crazy

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<v Speaker 1>dumb shit, like that's not from my brain.

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<v Speaker 3>I learned that from that book.

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<v Speaker 2>But that is from your brain, because you learn it

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<v Speaker 2>from Okay, that was this episode of Emergency Intercom.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for listening to Emergency Intercom.

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<v Speaker 3>Be back next week. We'll be here and.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe more queer.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, fine,